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  • Genuinely think some strong words are needed here. Up the effort. If he's genuinely making your life a misery, tell him. Gather evidence. Use the voice recorder on your phone. Or move. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 8th Sep 2020 10:29pm)
  • You seem to have a counter argument to a lot of the options people have suggested. If things are as bad as you say, somethings got to give. All I'm saying is keep trying. Reason with the guy, try and catch him in the stairwell at a more peaceful moment. Get other people in the close to support you. If that fails, get back onto the factor and don't take no for an answer. Keep logging complaints. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 8th Sep 2020 11:30pm)
  • The base is in Govan, on the edge of the Clyde. It can be loud during the day, my work is close and they approach directly overhead. Think your on to plums though, can't see a complaint having any effect. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 8th Sep 2020 11:58pm)
  • How do you sleep at night? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 9th Sep 2020 9:59am)
  • Go to Currys, wear disposable gloves. Problem solved. The world hasn't descended into to madness yet. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 9th Sep 2020 9:58am)
  • On the keyboard? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 9th Sep 2020 1:37pm)
  • Thanks for clarifying, Scott. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 9th Sep 2020 5:13pm)
  • They are fairly busy during peak hours, with less seats available. If you go to Odeon Luxe solo, you'll be seated on your own in a bank of two, with gaps either side. We chose aisle seats last week and had a good 12 ft. radius of no cunt around us. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 9th Sep 2020 5:59pm)
  • That was me son. I'm fine. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 9th Sep 2020 6:00pm)
  • Like a mix of both to be honest, but think you've got a point here. There are some buildings in the toon that have been preserved but have had glass facades added and been modernised a bit. I like those. Used to kick about on my lunch just staring at buildings looking weird. The Trongate is a bit of a hovel tho. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 9th Sep 2020 11:49pm)
  • Orrrr... they don't have enough staff/space to keep things sensible inside? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 9th Sep 2020 11:51pm)
  • Stood at that bit up Mugdock many times. Always looked like a great launching pad for a stray cat. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 10th Sep 2020 1:17am)
  • The smell of someone's chippy on a bus. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 10th Sep 2020 1:06pm)
  • Google A3 Printing Online UK. You can definitely get cheap standard prints. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 10th Sep 2020 2:18pm)
  • Honestly, things haven't really changed that much. What else are you needing to take to the gym that won't fit in a bum bag? I've been 4 times no since re-open. No issue. Wee bit of extra cleaning involved. Pockets were a bit jangly cos I still had my wallet and keys on me. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 12th Sep 2020 5:08pm)
  • Active FM early 2000s, maybe even late 90s coming out of Castlemilk by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 12th Sep 2020 9:04pm)
  • Didny happen. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 12th Sep 2020 9:00pm)
  • My ex used to 'be a dancer' for TTF. Or so she said. Not one pic was ever produced to back that up. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 13th Sep 2020 11:30am)
  • Try Beatties. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 13th Sep 2020 11:51am)
  • Citysprint can do same day locally. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 13th Sep 2020 5:08pm)
  • Fuckin neither. Tea Cake aw day long. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 13th Sep 2020 6:39pm)
  • Have you considered a dirty protest on the top deck of an 18? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 14th Sep 2020 2:27pm)
  • Seems a bit of a waste of time in all honesty. It's happened to me plenty of times, I just take it as something I need to grin and bear due to being a bus wanker in the first place. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 14th Sep 2020 3:45pm)
  • Google is your friend for companies. Most landscapers will take on basic cutting jobs, you'll probably need to send them some pics of the grass and they'll tell you the damage via text. Best guess is between £20-£30 quid. Possibly cheaper as a first cut if you agree to a recurring monthly arrangement. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 14th Sep 2020 7:35pm)
  • Forbidden Planet? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 14th Sep 2020 11:35pm)
  • Rock & Roll tattoos. Getting rave reviews on here the other day. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 16th Sep 2020 1:46pm)
  • Throw it in the Clyde. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 17th Sep 2020 4:58pm)
  • Or it was a cat, fox or even a dog. You know, like happens everywhere by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 20th Sep 2020 5:57pm)
  • Usually local barbers are a bit cheaper. Barbers Under the Bridge at Central are about 15 quid for a fade but it really depends who you get in there if it'll be a good cut or not. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 21st Sep 2020 11:22am)
  • Is there a boring answer for why they all seem to drink Yazoo first thing in the morning? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 23rd Sep 2020 3:32pm)
  • At that price, patch it. It adds character. Look at Will Ferrell. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 23rd Sep 2020 11:16pm)
  • Ok i'll bite. What's this about then? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 28th Sep 2020 11:32pm)
  • Yes, this is Backwards Eddy - Son of Maggie Touchit. His mother would roam the streets of Castlemilk touching every lamp post, car, wall or fence that crossed her path. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 30th Sep 2020 7:58pm)
  • What a fucking cringey post. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 30th Sep 2020 8:02pm)
  • Desk: ikea. Chair: Argos by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 30th Sep 2020 8:53pm)
  • Amazon by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 30th Sep 2020 8:55pm)
  • I reckon it's coming from a fire somewhere. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 4th Oct 2020 6:33pm)
  • PSA: Bikes are going for top dollar at the moment. Don't just leave it in the loft collecting dust when the wasps die off. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 4th Oct 2020 6:35pm)
  • Out of interest, why is Gracie Barra looked upon so poorly? I used to walk past it every day and always imagined it would be a decent spot to train. Eventually I went with a local gym and decided it wasn't for me but always intrigued by the Gracie link. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 5th Nov 2020 2:58pm)
  • I'd be pretty dubious of anyone paying for anything with a cheque in 2020. Source: normal person, not an idiot. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 21st Nov 2020 2:13am)
  • A good few year back, I got caught short during the commute home and had to nip into McD's at the 4 corners for a number 2. While doing my business, a needle dropped under from the cubicle next to me and a weird conversation began with a junkie about passing his needle back to him while I was wiping my arse. Even then, the cunt was quite apologetic, embarrassed even. Horrible, but nothing new. The junkies and alkies around that area seem largely harmless in all honesty - i've been passing under the bridge for about 8 years now to and from work and never had any problems. You get the odd "any spare change pal" guy who gets a bit close but if you don't freak out and act like a complete gimp and just say "only got my bus fare mate" you should be fine. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 22nd Nov 2020 10:03am)
  • Dwight? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 1st Dec 2020 9:58pm)
  • Marv has a new set of gnashers. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 3rd Dec 2020 11:42pm)
  • Ahhh. The spirit of Christmas. A voucher. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 3rd Dec 2020 11:41pm)
  • Fair play. It's just not very Christmassy imo. Each to their own tho, hope you find something nice. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 4th Dec 2020 12:06pm)
  • Bogano by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 6th Dec 2020 9:22pm)
  • You sound like a right hoot. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 6th Dec 2020 9:20pm)
  • My maw and dad used to watch it, I have vague memories. I actually looked it up on YouTube no long ago, there are a few episodes/clips online. RIP Gerard Kelly. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 6th Dec 2020 10:43pm)
  • Well done. So, just how fucked were you when you finally got home? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 7th Dec 2020 7:59pm)
  • Amazon. I bought a big fuck off bag at the start of lockdown. Don't expect it to magically transform every dinner you make. If anything, it can give off a weird aftertaste. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 7th Dec 2020 7:56pm)
  • Visited this establishment a few years ago. Paid for a kebab that never came. Moaned about it, and received a delivery of ketchup to my napper. Probably deserved it. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 18th Dec 2020 12:36am)
  • Exact same scenario was attempted with me (well, the Mrs) when selling a sofa back in June. I was a bit more direct in my initial reply to the enquiry and basically called the person out - didn't receive a response but did some digging and it seems to be a pretty common scam. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 22nd Dec 2020 1:41am)
  • What was the shop? My local "mini mart" has about 50/50 mask wearing and the staff don't enforce it as they are all behind screens. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 29th Dec 2020 7:45pm)
  • I see a lot of lovely pictures on this sub. This is not one of them. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 30th Dec 2020 1:44am)
  • Class pic. Love our city. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 2nd Jan 2021 12:57am)
  • Picked up a bottle of 'Takeaway style Kebab shop sauce' in Farmfoods recently. Has the deep red colour and sweet-ish aftertaste. It's great, might be worth checking out. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 2nd Jan 2021 2:48am)
  • Havana Club Kebab House Chilli Sauce it's called mate. I've tried the Crucials stuff, usually see them in The Range, there's about 50 flavours. Bit hit or miss, tried a good few by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 2nd Jan 2021 12:29pm)
  • This is the stuff OP, currently sold out on this site tho: https://fabfinds.co.uk/products/havana-club-kebab-house-chilli-sause-500ml by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 2nd Jan 2021 12:30pm)
  • Is your dog OK? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 3:39pm)
  • 😂 by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 3:58pm)
  • We shold have a sticky post or something for these takeaway posts man. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 7th Jan 2021 10:17pm)
  • I always thought it sounded dodgy just from the name. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 26th Jan 2021 6:01pm)
  • Doing a power. With yer maw. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 8th Feb 2021 7:24pm)
  • Sorry mate, I misread the title, I thought you said snagging. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 8th Feb 2021 7:27pm)
  • 24 hour garage for skins. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 11th Feb 2021 10:59pm)
  • It's about as safe as kicking about any other city centre at that time of night. The Gym, like any other gym, is very busy at peak times but obviously if you're going in at 4/5/6 it will be pretty much dead. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 16th Feb 2021 10:12pm)
  • Usual. There will be more of this shite too. Another Glasgow derby and 'trophy day' still to come. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 21st Mar 2021 8:05pm)
  • Why don't you just explore it next time your in? Surely that's easier than expecting an entire subreddit to give you shopping ideas when they have no idea what you're after? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 29th Mar 2021 2:03pm)
  • I'm sure the OP can fight their own "battles". They own a Costco card! by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 29th Mar 2021 2:23pm)
  • I had granola mate, it tasted like shit anyway. Give us a hint at least, Costco's a big place. I got a big plastic tub of Italian seasoning from Costco. It was about 6 quid. It's out of date now but I still use it and it tastes fine. A true hidden gem. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 29th Mar 2021 2:22pm)
  • That's rich coming from a haggis. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 29th Mar 2021 2:29pm)
  • There's a big hayfield up near Cathkin...One in particular. It's got a long rock wall, a big oak tree at the north end. It's like something out of a Robert Frost poem. It's where I asked my wife to marry me. We went there for a picnic and made love under that oak and I asked and she said yes. Promise me, Xander. If you ever get out, find that spot. In the base of that wall, you'll find a rock that has no earthly business in a Cathkin hayfield. A piece of black, volcanic glass. There's something buried under it I want you to have. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 30th Mar 2021 8:21pm)
  • Hell slap it intae ye! by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 31st Mar 2021 6:33pm)
  • DELETED There's loads in the last 500 threads asking the same question. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 31st Mar 2021 6:33pm)
  • Definteley helicopters, I do see them from time to time. Sometimes they are quite high up, other times they are a bit lower down. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 4th Apr 2021 7:35pm)
  • Seems an expensive way to get around things. I had the same issues during the lockdown re-opening but always managed to get onto the rack or find an available bench within 10-15 minutes. The Sports Direct gym at the Radisson isn't the greatest but is a bit hidden/out the road. It was typically dead when I was going, apart from like the same 8-12 folk who were in every other day. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 5th Apr 2021 6:14pm)
  • Fireworks are shite even in the dark. It's just a bang to antagonise now - I completely get it though. My worry is Celtic fans pick this pish up and it's the new normal. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 18th Apr 2021 9:43pm)
  • There are no quiet spots in Glasgow anymore unfortunately. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 18th Apr 2021 9:41pm)
  • Oi oi lad STELLA LAGER LAGER LAGER by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 18th Apr 2021 9:47pm)
  • Everyone always goes on about the fucking roundabouts. Never in my 30 odd years have I ever heard anyone call EK 'Polo Mint City'. It's a myth perpetrated by Sharleen Spiteri. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 19th Apr 2021 8:26pm)
  • Sold by a junkie to a guy up the next close for a ton. Dont overthink it. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 25th Apr 2021 3:17pm)
  • Robohoose. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 25th Apr 2021 3:20pm)
  • Defo get the name out. The more people know the better. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 27th Apr 2021 6:44pm)
  • Wtf is Playground by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 29th Apr 2021 10:55pm)
  • Peach mate. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 29th Apr 2021 11:57pm)
  • Look at those hipsters by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 1st May 2021 6:58pm)
  • Aye, aware you can get them online, cheers. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 3rd May 2021 4:50pm)
  • Cheers folks. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 3rd May 2021 8:26pm)
  • Pick a building site. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 5th May 2021 9:09pm)
  • Why do you not like clippers? What's the difference? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 8th May 2021 12:45pm)
  • Stunning visuals. Honkin tune. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 8th May 2021 7:10pm)
  • Freddos you can still get i'm sure? Used to always find freddo wrappers under the mrs seat in the car. Sneaky bastard. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 10th May 2021 12:00pm)
  • Nice first post. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 11th May 2021 12:28am)
  • Fiver. I have no idea how often he does it, but he only takes a fiver. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 11th May 2021 12:30am)
  • I oftwn feel like I live in a different reality to some r/Glasgow posters. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 11th May 2021 3:05am)
  • Not the worst idea but definitely the most illegal. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 13th May 2021 12:24pm)
  • Mr Singhs had a tasting menu offer a few year back. All the dishes were lovely. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 13th May 2021 12:25pm)
  • Good idea. You after any? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 13th May 2021 11:02pm)
  • Truly a different breed. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 15th May 2021 11:06pm)
  • Ive seen two videos with two different burds doing this. Different breed. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 16th May 2021 3:09am)
  • You can literally see a massive Barclays banking facility being built right now. The Clyde is big. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 16th May 2021 3:07am)
  • This. Nobody in their right mind would give you this information through Reddit. Not to mention there are better ways of locating an old friend. It doesn't sound like an emergency so goto social media and use your contacts. If you don't have any, hard luck. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 16th May 2021 3:05am)
  • No doubt some goodwilled sober fans will attempt to clean up the shite left in an (see through) attempt to make everything cushty. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 16th May 2021 3:12am)
  • That's tough but doean't change the fact that you're a stranger on Reddit trying to track someone down. It's possible that the person doesn't want to be contacted. Contact the family. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 16th May 2021 3:15am)
  • You could probably fly tip in George Sq today. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 16th May 2021 11:44am)
  • We know. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 16th May 2021 8:03pm)
  • Avoid. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 16th May 2021 10:48pm)
  • Sorry, took a while to come back to this. As other have said - slap bang in the middle of a busy part of the town for nightlife. I worked with someone who stayed there for a bit and heard some dodgy stories. Not so much 'horror stories' but a lot of coming and going in the middle of the night and general disturbances - enough that it became a regular nuisance. Folk creeping about in the complex waiting around doors kinda thing. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 18th May 2021 10:44pm)
  • This sub blows my fucking mind by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 18th May 2021 11:33pm)
  • Ikea. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 20th May 2021 9:06pm)
  • The one next to Rub A Dub just off Jamaica Street used to be a fair price and nothing fancy. A bit further away, across from Argos there's another that I was charges 12 quid for a short back and sides in. He also did the wax up the hooter thing for nostril hair and didn't charge any extra. Not sure on the names tbh, think the Argos one is Kings Barbers. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 20th May 2021 10:47pm)
  • I Disappear (on a bender, for 4 days. Only to find I've been reported missing and Glasgow Live have started to share my school picture) by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 23rd May 2021 2:06am)
  • This isn't as funny as you think. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 23rd May 2021 2:04am)
  • Btw, OP, I had a swatch at your post history. Your art/photography is pretty cool. Enjoyed what I saw of it. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 23rd May 2021 2:15am)
  • What genre? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 23rd May 2021 3:37pm)
  • My current job was via Indeed. I started as a contractor and ended up being offered a permanent job, doubling my annual salary from my previous job. It won't always work out like that, but contract work does lead to job offers a lot of the time. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 26th May 2021 6:04pm)
  • Haha. Glasgow arseholes. Aw wait. Am from Glasgow. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 29th May 2021 9:07am)
  • Have you even looked? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 29th May 2021 9:13am)
  • It's a fan zone ya big tube. People want it. Stop trying to make an issue where there is none - football generates interest, and folk want to gather together to watch it. Sourpuss. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 29th May 2021 9:10am)
  • Wait outside like a normal cunt. It's 10 minutes. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 29th May 2021 9:15am)
  • What song? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 29th May 2021 9:48pm)
  • Any links to this guy so I can have a swatch? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 29th May 2021 9:53pm)
  • Nah, not a lot. For the music I like anyway. Stuff coming up though. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 30th May 2021 2:58am)
  • Hi. I'm in my 30s, unfit, hate digestives and have no idea what DnD is. I do love The Rock though. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 31st May 2021 1:49am)
  • Yes, and you should too. They need the help. And my barber has been working crazy hours, in difficult circumstances (constant, rapid cleaning) while trying to enforce and maintain correct distancing, and covid safety measures within the shop. Round it up. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 1st Jun 2021 12:53pm)
  • Ok Mr Pink. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 1st Jun 2021 1:45pm)
  • I got my hole in those flats. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 5th Jun 2021 10:38am)
  • I recently got a shed. It's pretty big. I honestly didn't consider any legal issues. Folk are building fucking pubs in their gardens. Just buy your shed and you'll be fine. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 7th Jun 2021 9:08pm)
  • Bit harsh. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 9th Jun 2021 8:09pm)
  • Cos it's the Euros. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 12th Jun 2021 7:03am)
  • A lot of people say Hermes are bad, but our local Hermes guy is sound. Always dropping something off in my street, always pleasant, doesn't chuck parcels over the fence. When I worked for an online retailer they were by far the worst company to deal with. There was a dedicated team within a team who handled Hermes issues all day. Their customer service centre was a fucking nightmare to deal with too. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 20th Jun 2021 12:53pm)
  • Is it by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 28th Jun 2021 9:40pm)
  • Here here by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 2nd Jul 2021 12:04pm)
  • Your gaff. Seriously. Buy some nice rolls, buy some nice steak slice from the butcher and make it yourself. Trust me, I'm a bit of an expert. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 13th Jul 2021 7:33pm)
  • Peter Tobin got the jail. Bible John never got as far as that. Wouldny mind a Bible John suprise run in at some point, maybe a spear and small package to take the Intercontinental title. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 18th Jul 2021 8:33am)
  • Naw. You're right. It's a an oddly specific post about the height of a basketball hoop. Seriously. Cunts need to get a life. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 18th Jul 2021 8:35am)
  • Shagging. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 28th Jul 2021 9:36pm)
  • Don't mention it. Enjoy ;) by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 28th Jul 2021 9:53pm)
  • Did you manage to get shot of it? I'd happily come round with a stanley and show you how to cut it up and put it into your recycle bin like any other person. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 31st Jul 2021 11:49am)
  • The joys of buying stuff eh? I'm usually well into February before I get shot of all the Xmas packaging and wrapping paper nonsense. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 31st Jul 2021 3:17pm)
  • Berghaus Mera Peak you need. This is the ultimate Glasgow jacket. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 1st Aug 2021 11:44am)
  • Moss, mostly. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 2nd Aug 2021 8:18pm)
  • Still a shitehole. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 8th Aug 2021 2:37am)
  • Nevermind. I was beaten to the punch. I'll go with yer maw instead. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 9th Aug 2021 7:18pm)
  • There are plenty places doing it online if you're struggling. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 9th Aug 2021 9:43pm)
  • Why do this, why do that. Scumbags, junkies bla bla bla. Glasgow clearly isn't for you pal. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 13th Aug 2021 7:58pm)
  • Strange take. Folk go to the cinema alone. I used to do it at college, back then you just sat anywhere and I'd literally see any film that was on between classes (or when I couldn't be arsed going in). I'd sit as far away from people as possible, so I could eat my smuggled in Greggs in peace. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 13th Aug 2021 11:36pm)
  • Not for me personally but people can be weird. Maybe a critic or blogger? Used to see folk flying solo with notepads at the ready all the time during early viewings. Totally get your suspicions btw, but it's likely nothing to worry about. Suppose you could cancel your ticket if you're really that concerned. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 14th Aug 2021 12:03am)
  • Good thing is, you're on the case and going in team handed. If it does turn out to be a seedy chugger, you can set about him and fill us all in. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 14th Aug 2021 12:30am)
  • A read this as "pathetic incels done in". by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 14th Aug 2021 5:25pm)
  • https://glasgow.gov.uk/index.aspx?articleid=20545 Googled it for you. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 21st Aug 2021 10:24pm)
  • A lot cheaper than learning to drive and buying a car tho eh. Can you not just fire the laptops in the bin? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 21st Aug 2021 10:45pm)
  • If you search 'Springburn' on this sub you'll find some similar threads that might be useful. For what it's worth, I worked in Springburn for a while and always found it fine - travelled there daily using public transport and never had an issue. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 7:00pm)
  • I've probably heard this more frequently used by 40 something croaky throated woman. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 8:07pm)
  • Castlemilk swimming. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 24th Aug 2021 5:03pm)
  • I've went right aff them. On the avacado now. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 25th Aug 2021 8:47pm)
  • I took a stoat under the Central bridge today on the way home from work, first time on my own for a good few months. I was expecting fucking Beruit going by this sub. It was just the same as it was 18 months ago. Yes it reeks of pish, and yes some unsavoury characters milling about but really nothing to worry about if you keep yourself to yourself. I was more concerned about getting shat on by a pigeon up Argyle Street. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 10th Sep 2021 9:54pm)
  • We're quite good at naval stuff here in Glasgow you know. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 16th Sep 2021 9:01pm)
  • You're own residential area would be plenty imo. That or that mad homeless place everyone goes on about near Parkheed. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 18th Sep 2021 3:36am)
  • Yeeeeaaaahhhhh Glasgow suck Glasgows cock yeahhhhhh by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 19th Sep 2021 3:29am)
  • I have 3 apples in my fruit bowl from last week's shop if you want them. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 28th Sep 2021 6:40pm)
  • What is the equivalent of Oxo? Beef stock? Bovril in cube form? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 4th Oct 2021 8:08pm)
  • Pubs have always been the ideal place to sell your stolen shite to make a quick few quid. Always loved getting approached by the pirate DVD guys in the pubs in the toon. One just off Argyle Street (near M&S, can't remember the name, but old man type pub) seemed to have a guy in there constantly doing good business. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 4th Oct 2021 8:14pm)
  • How do you know it wasn't Oxo tho?? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 4th Oct 2021 8:10pm)
  • Stories from the past live or die in the detail mate. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 4th Oct 2021 8:22pm)
  • Defo not. It was near Marks, up a side street, opposite Debenhams/WH Smith. Think it might be the same side street that had the wee fruit stall set up. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 5th Oct 2021 12:04am)
  • Shite stolen patter. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 17th Oct 2021 8:10pm)
  • Apache assault helicopter strafing from Central right up to Trongate. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 6th Dec 2021 8:00pm)
  • Looks likely by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 8th Dec 2021 7:59pm)
  • DELETED Never saw it in my time. Never heard of anyone being spiked either. No saying it doesn't happen, just haven't come across it! My nightlife years have been over a good five years right enough but even then it just wouldn't be tolerated at all. Kicking. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 10th Dec 2021 4:37am)
  • Didn't say that. Said I didn't ever witness it or hear it happen to anyone! by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 10th Dec 2021 10:36am)
  • Didn't say that. Said I didn't ever witness it or hear it happen to anyone! by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 10th Dec 2021 10:36am)
  • You're no getting in wee man. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 12th Dec 2021 7:42pm)
  • Thousands. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 12th Dec 2021 9:59pm)
  • That was just the crowd that emptied from the Savoy aswell. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 12th Dec 2021 10:06pm)
  • I'd you're not practicing what exactly would you think would even happen to you? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 14th Dec 2021 9:16pm)
  • Probably not, but at least he went out and did it. You make a fucking documentary then mate. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 29th Dec 2021 11:37pm)
  • Got clean, turned to God, lost a leg then died. Supposedly. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 4th Jan 2022 9:18pm)
  • Chin up mate. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 6th Jan 2022 7:48pm)
  • And we have lots of kettle plugs too. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 6th Jan 2022 8:29pm)
  • You should Google it. I assume you've heard of Google. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 5th Feb 2022 11:13pm)
  • You for real? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 5th Feb 2022 11:10pm)
  • Not really. A combination of both maybe, but more music comes from experimenting which eliminates a lot of the "heart" nonsense. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 6th Feb 2022 1:38pm)
  • I'm partial to mucker or chief. I still use mate a lot but my actual mates have been using bro for years. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 24th Feb 2022 6:31pm)
  • Just sounds like a normal cunt from Ruggy to me. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 20th Mar 2022 10:50pm)
  • Tinned tomatoes, garlic, salt, oregano. There ye go. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 4th May 2022 8:13pm)
  • This Reddit. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 29th May 2022 3:07am)
  • Amazon has American MREs by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 31st May 2022 11:12pm)
  • Oft. Lol. Fucked it. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 1:51am)
  • Sandy Talks Big by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 7th Jul 2022 4:29pm)
  • And there's you, hiding behind a phone box filming him. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 12th Jul 2022 11:05pm)
  • You hid your thread pretty well. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 12th Jul 2022 11:32pm)
  • Used to hear about a few places that opened for night shift workers - Glasgow cross area I think. Would have plates of rolls and sausage on the bar as they could only serve alcohol with food. I'd imagine that would be pretty grim, but no idea if it's true. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 21st Jul 2022 8:23pm)
  • Youtube. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 28th Jul 2022 6:17pm)
  • So......? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 30th Jul 2022 9:38pm)
  • A bookcase is what, 1 or 2 max boxes of flat pack? Cheapest option would be grab a couple of mates and carry the fucker on the train. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 31st Jul 2022 7:53pm)
  • Don't mention Amazon on this sub mate, the hippies don't like it. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 1st Aug 2022 11:38pm)
  • DELETED Calm doon mate it's a BBC article, no a snuff film. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 1st Aug 2022 11:41pm)
  • Hic? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 5th Aug 2022 11:48am)
  • Where are the gang bangs held in Glasgow? Just so I know where to avoid. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 5th Aug 2022 11:54am)
  • That's what I was going for there chief. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 5th Aug 2022 12:29pm)
  • It's travelling as far as Cambuslang. I've heard it the last few weekends. Isn't that much of an issue for me, just the week before when I had an earlier to bed night and I started focusing on it too much. Plus the fact it was Groove Armada annoyed me, as they are pish, even from miles away. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 7th Aug 2022 3:42pm)
  • Quality post mate. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 7th Aug 2022 3:49pm)
  • The same four or five places get brought up in these threads. I'm sorry but Union Street has always been a shitehole, 10 years ago it was a shitehole, it may be worse now but there's never been any reason to spend time in Union Street other than the odd trip to G Force. Simple thing is just avoid it, then you don't need to witness all the horrors. Closer to home, my part of Glasgow has never looked better. Flats knocked down with lovely houses put up in their place. Gangs of neds and scheme fighting pretty much no longer existent up my way, a lot safe than when I was growing up here. Areas that had a bad name actually pretty decent places to live now up my way. But aye, Union Street. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 7th Aug 2022 7:24pm)
  • Check yer maws arse. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 7th Aug 2022 7:26pm)
  • Is it your first time outside? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 7th Aug 2022 7:49pm)
  • DELETED Try the hotel on Union Street. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 7th Aug 2022 7:50pm)
  • I get the point on making yourself stand out, but I'd maybe reign in the green ink part. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 7th Aug 2022 9:35pm)
  • The Egyptian Halls. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 8th Aug 2022 3:34pm)
  • I came here to say this cos my patter is pretty shocking, like yours. I like the scran in IKEA, if it's worth anything to anyone. I'm away to hide from some downvotes. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 8th Aug 2022 11:59pm)
  • What are are you? That would be helpful. I'm in my thirties but pine for the days of den building. I'd suggest that. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 8th Aug 2022 11:57pm)
  • If you're anything like me, deleting the Just Eat app is just sweeping your shame under the digital carpet. It will be discovered once more. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 8th Aug 2022 11:56pm)
  • Just Kraft cheesy pasta here love. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 9th Aug 2022 12:02am)
  • A dying trade. Loved a good cobbler back in the day. You could take a duff toaster into a cobbler and he'd give it a go. So my da tells me anyway. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 9th Aug 2022 12:00am)
  • A fixer upper. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 9th Aug 2022 5:28pm)
  • Glasgow themed names you can use when the band inevitably takes off and you catapult Into tribute band superstardom. Founding members only. Only 50% of these are funny, but im committing to it: * Jean Simmons * Paul Stanley Blade * Peter Criss-is Loan * Ace Freheley Knickers by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 10th Aug 2022 6:04pm)
  • Looks like a historic big shitehole of nothing. Do we need to hold onto every fucking thing that ever existed? What should we do with it, keep the facing and fill it with trendy shops? I'm being a bit droll here but you get the point. Maybe the Junction 1 mob can take it over and convert it into a rave warehouse. I'd be into that. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 12th Aug 2022 1:38am)
  • I just bin it when it's done. When I say bin it, I mean I chuck it into the next door neighbours garden. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 12th Aug 2022 1:44am)
  • You can head to my maws house, you'll see a couple of beezers there close up. No telescope needed. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 12th Aug 2022 1:42am)
  • This picture is the visual representation of how I feel walking through Central on a daily basis. Minus the spiked club. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 12th Aug 2022 1:48am)
  • I can never tell if this sub is asking for hard drugs or some vegan food. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 12th Aug 2022 1:45am)
  • And they told us romance was dead. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 13th Aug 2022 10:20am)
  • No need. The Tik Tok mob will sort it. Street justice! by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 13th Aug 2022 10:26am)
  • Anthrwax? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 13th Aug 2022 10:25am)
  • Is it just a free for all or do you need to go through paperwork to hire them? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 14th Aug 2022 2:59am)
  • Bomb bags. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 14th Aug 2022 2:54am)
  • Write "I'm leaving" on a pickle and lob it at your boss. Then update your LinkedIn so all the other chippies know you're available. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 14th Aug 2022 11:00am)
  • Sounds like a cracking night. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 14th Aug 2022 6:22pm)
  • First I've heard of the council being responsible for close maintenance. Isn't it supposed to a shared responsibility between occupants of the building? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 14th Aug 2022 10:22pm)
  • Mainly WFH, one or two days a week preferred by management but not mandated. I still go in at least once a week for meetings, catching up qith the team face to face. The days in the office are mostly a jolly for other folk in the team. I don't go to work to socialise so it's pretty frustrating seeing the 45mins coffee breaks in person when I'm just used to seeing an amber icon on a chat client. It's also a complete faff going in to find that a monitor or cable has been moved from the area and there never seems to be two days the same at the same desk, bit of a shit show at times from a tech POV. There's also zero inclination from me to log back on when I've returned home on my office days, whereas I'm quite happy to accept a late meeting or hang around a bit longer to get something finished it home. It's just a better way of working for me in general but I know it doesn't suit everyone. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 18th Aug 2022 10:25am)
  • Better still, grog right into the hole. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 19th Aug 2022 11:49am)
  • Oh look at you flash Harry with the car. Am cutting aboot in a wheelbarrow. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 20th Aug 2022 3:07am)
  • Loved this place. Many great memories. But, apart from the amazing engineering of the actual building, it is in fact a complete shitehole inside. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 20th Aug 2022 3:12am)
  • Hopefully. It's fuckin rotten. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 20th Aug 2022 3:11am)
  • Anyone participating in the orange walk, in 2022 - which is the future - is a complete fucking riddy. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 20th Aug 2022 2:30pm)
  • Drop will be showing it, if that place still exists. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 20th Aug 2022 2:41pm)
  • You seem fairly young, have you reached out to friends or family to let them know you are struggling? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 20th Aug 2022 7:43pm)
  • Sounds like youre papping her out. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 20th Aug 2022 11:19pm)
  • Best water in the world. Even your piss will taste lovely and fresh on the way back out. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 21st Aug 2022 10:29am)
  • Kebab Sauce is missing from this poll. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 21st Aug 2022 5:14pm)
  • With the amount of people pleading poverty on here recently, you could probably pay someone to hang about with you. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 21st Aug 2022 5:15pm)
  • I keep a frog with me at all times. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 21st Aug 2022 6:06pm)
  • Where do you go if you need a shite while out delivering? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 21st Aug 2022 7:25pm)
  • Head to Merchant City with the rest of em. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 21st Aug 2022 9:19pm)
  • Watch out for that mad 5am rush!! by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 21st Aug 2022 9:28pm)
  • Be gone thot! by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 21st Aug 2022 9:26pm)
  • More rooms for the Fugees. Only joking. Drive past that eyesore gap daily, good to see it being put to use. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 22nd Aug 2022 7:15pm)
  • Most of the good places have been mentioned already, try then first. Worth giving a bash at home though on your own when you have a chance, just get some minute steak and use your imagination. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 12:21am)
  • Cineworld before it gets bulldozed or "catches fire". Marvelous feat of engineering! Tallest cinema in Europe you know. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 12:25am)
  • 100% true story. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 9:47am)
  • Aye thanks for that genius. You do realise its a piss take don't you? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 9:59am)
  • DELETED Blue Dog if you want a cheap pint bro. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 28th Aug 2022 3:12am)
  • Have you not tried beetroot juice mate? It's amazing. Wee cup of BJ and an Elfbar. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 28th Aug 2022 7:33am)
  • What's an after? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 28th Aug 2022 10:40am)
  • Granda ಠ_ಠ You post on a darts sub mate. Darts. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 28th Aug 2022 10:45am)
  • You're bang on about not being funny. Similarly my patters been pretty shite this morning with a cunt of a hangover. I know what an after is. It's the kinda place that a goon from Reddit who watches darts would visit to continue an already shit night out. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 28th Aug 2022 11:16am)
  • Good yin mate. 180. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 28th Aug 2022 11:22am)
  • Berghaus Mera Peak by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 28th Aug 2022 3:20pm)
  • Sounds like you'd be better off just going with earbuds and trying to adapt to the uncomfort. With any decent set, you get different sizes of bud which can massively change how the bud feels when placed in the ear. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 28th Aug 2022 11:02pm)
  • 😅😅😅😅 by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 29th Aug 2022 3:45am)
  • Ironic considering the digital diarrhea you've shat out of your fingers since you posted this. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 29th Aug 2022 6:52pm)
  • Stalking is such a strong word. I prefer intense research of an individual. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 29th Aug 2022 7:05pm)
  • It was Westlife. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 29th Aug 2022 9:20pm)
  • Surely it would easier to search for such a niche product online? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 30th Aug 2022 9:34pm)
  • A pish stained close. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 31st Aug 2022 9:15pm)
  • No chance. Utterly pointless now. Times have moved and even the most illegitimate gangster dj knows that a social media presence is essential. Still plenty of quality stuff kicking about though, new and old. Mostly on souncloud if we're talking older stuff. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 1st Sep 2022 11:33pm)
  • What the hell do we care? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 1st Sep 2022 11:31pm)
  • Wit? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 13th Nov 2022 2:47am)
  • Yes, this one Reddit post confirms that all taxi drivers - in Glasgow or otherwise - are bastards. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 15th Nov 2022 10:35pm)
  • Is this what it's come to - asking for hash (sorry, all weed is still called hash to me) on Reddit? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 19th Nov 2022 1:33am)
  • Lauders. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 22nd Nov 2022 8:27pm)
  • Bier Hall was bogging. Nice beer but the curry wurst was rancid I thought, well the actually curry part anyway. It was really vinegary and somehow looked like it had started to split. Maybe an off day of the the sauce but it was truly honking. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 28th Nov 2022 8:19pm)
  • Could be? This is the very definition of a rumour. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 5th Dec 2022 2:15pm)
  • Defo Rose tinted glasses. Particularly around non alcohol stuff, you mentioned two things: laser quest and Alien wars. Laser Quest up Trongate was a dive. It was fun, but it was a dive, and for weans. Alien Wars was great yeah, but it was hardly a "night out". Once you'd been, you'd been. There's LOADS more to do in Glasgow now than back then. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 10th Dec 2022 5:51pm)
  • Any coffee shop. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 11th Dec 2022 3:32pm)
  • 60 quidish Aldi shop every week with a bigger Tesco/Aldi shop costing a bit more (120-150 quid) once a month. Also maybe 30 quid a month at the local butchers by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 11th Dec 2022 8:11pm)
  • What are you in about square? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 11th Dec 2022 11:58pm)
  • Trying to cheer the guy up not tip him over. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 12th Dec 2022 7:43pm)
  • Post in the Glasgow section of Reddit and hope for the best, by all accounts. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 12th Dec 2022 7:45pm)
  • Isn't this the plot of a film? Poor people down one end, rich folk up the other? What was that film called? On the tip of my tongue it is... Chris Evans? Ahh, got it, it was Training Day. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 12th Dec 2022 8:08pm)
  • Any coffee shop. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 12th Dec 2022 8:30pm)
  • Any coffee shop. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 12th Dec 2022 8:30pm)
  • Are you sure?? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 13th Dec 2022 7:22am)
  • Indeed. It would cause a lot of locomotion. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 13th Dec 2022 8:36am)
  • Heat or Eat innit. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 13th Dec 2022 9:10pm)
  • Balenciaga have a nice winter range. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 13th Dec 2022 9:09pm)
  • Cela semble un peu louche! Por cierto, union street esta llena de drogadictos! by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 15th Dec 2022 12:27am)
  • What should we be watching for? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 15th Dec 2022 12:31am)
  • I can't couch for it. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 16th Dec 2022 6:29pm)
  • Have you tried John Lewis? Even if out of warranty, if you stomp your feet loud enough, they generally will do something for you. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 19th Dec 2022 9:30pm)
  • There's no guarantee that they will do anything but if you don't ask you don't get. At the very least, they will put you in touch with tech support and you'll get someone on the phone who will try to troubleshoot the issue. If its an online purchase and you have a decent looking purchase history, they may well overlook your warranty period being out. It really just depends how you play it and who you speak to. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 19th Dec 2022 9:45pm)
  • Citysprint by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 22nd Dec 2022 4:58pm)
  • Glasgow really is a beautiful city... AHH FUCK UP by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 22nd Dec 2022 5:10pm)
  • Confrontation usually works. You need to catch them in the act and pull them up for it. I've had it once before with a woman who let their dog go in my front garden, I jumped straight outside and told her to pick it up while she was about to walk away. I tried to keep it cordial. She was a bit sheepish but clearly wasny planning to pick up her dogs shite. I let her know it wasn't acceptable and that I'd appreciate it if she would steer clear of my house going forward. She lives in the estate and has not once been back on my side of the street when passing through. Did the trick. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 27th Dec 2022 3:31pm)
  • Good yin 👍 by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 29th Dec 2022 11:14am)
  • Bet you don't. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 29th Dec 2022 11:13am)
  • Not cartoons but try Dr Weetabix. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 31st Dec 2022 10:48pm)
  • It's a bit of a right of passage. On your 18th birthday, you go to the Savoy legally (you've already been plenty 😉 ) and get completely shit faced. After a large chips and cheese, you must place a traffic cone on a noteable statue to achieve adulthood. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 1st Jan 2023 12:38pm)
  • How? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 1st Jan 2023 7:44pm)
  • You're thinking Rooftops or Vicki's. The Savoy is still going strong. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 1st Jan 2023 9:17pm)
  • Marvin Gaye - I Heard It Through the (Pro Life) Grapevine by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 2nd Jan 2023 1:03am)
  • Such wacky hijinks! by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 7th Jan 2023 12:01am)
  • This is great! Which AI art generator did you use to make it? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 7th Jan 2023 9:34pm)
  • Why are you making a Wikipedia page about something you seem to know fuck all about? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 8th Jan 2023 8:24pm)
  • I've never heard such a joke in all my shitty Glasgow years. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 17th Jan 2023 6:57pm)
  • What a weird comment. If you have a car, why wouldn't you? Particularly if you have kids. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 17th Jan 2023 8:42pm)
  • I used to work in the City Centre and got the train in every day for 7 (torturous) years so in that scenario it makes sense. But for shopping, meals or anything else, am I fuck relying on public transport when I have a car. Yes parking can be a bit pricey but I'd much rather pay for the convenience than end up stressed with l over a bus or train not turning up (I also have a kid). by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 17th Jan 2023 8:54pm)
  • Lighten up ya crabbit auld fart. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 25th Jan 2023 11:31pm)
  • What did the 8 year thread suggest? I bet it was the Casino. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 25th Jan 2023 11:36pm)
  • There's more life in that puddle than the full of Camby main street. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 29th Jan 2023 3:15am)
  • I used to offer lifts to random neighbours I've never said a word to aswell, but it started getting awkward when they realised I don't drive. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 29th Jan 2023 3:26am)
  • Nice route op. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 6th Feb 2023 12:52pm)
  • DELETED You're just looking for ideas for some team building pish that won't even happen aren't you? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 12th Feb 2023 10:50am)
  • The Peoples Palace is open. Shithole aye, but an open for business one. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 12th Feb 2023 9:00pm)
  • Was this photo taken near Mount Florida / Hampden. I don't know the area that well but I've been on that road plenty over the years. It kinda looks like the lights before you turn left into Mount Florida or right towards KP avenue. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 17th Feb 2023 9:50pm)
  • Doner Haus. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 19th Feb 2023 8:27am)
  • What is this stream of consciousness pish? What is the last rodeo? Who is Richard? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 19th Feb 2023 9:27pm)
  • I also attended one of these interviews back in the day. Some people really get into it. I needed a job at the time but couldn't match the enthusiastic output of the rest of the folk who turned up and resorted to cracking really poor sarcastic jokes for an hour, then left during a break. I fucked off up to Cineworld and watched Oblivion instead. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 25th Feb 2023 6:41pm)
  • I would definitely try it out but for some reason these pictures scream "cauld". by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 7th Mar 2023 8:39pm)
  • Nae bother neebz. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 9th Mar 2023 10:54pm)
  • Wits the matter Alma? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 11th Mar 2023 10:32am)
  • Scumbags! Probably did their homework. That bikes what 2-3 grand new? I'd be hiring security to guard that close! by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 11th Mar 2023 1:32pm)
  • Old Del Paso by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 11th Mar 2023 5:34pm)
  • I'll give them a go. Dm me if you haven't already been able to sort it. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 19th Mar 2023 3:19am)
  • Hi guys. Online paramedic here. Tell me what happened and remember to breathe. In out in out. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 19th Mar 2023 3:17am)
  • What's the conspiracy? Planes existing? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 3rd Apr 2023 12:04pm)
  • 🤣 by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 3rd Apr 2023 12:22pm)
  • DELETED Never understood that. Full bottles taste better than the manky clear half's. But I'm old school. A nuts and bolts kinda guy. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 7th Apr 2023 10:31pm)
  • That's what I'm saying. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 7th Apr 2023 10:44pm)
  • This is the Glasgow Reddit page mate. Nobody on here would ever dare to do such a thing. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 11th Apr 2023 10:37am)
  • Like a rat pishing in the Clyde. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 11th Apr 2023 12:25pm)
  • Yer da sells Avon! Hahaha! Hilarious Glasgow banter!!! The pinnacle of council comedy. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 15th Apr 2023 6:29pm)
  • Shag each others arseholes. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 15th Apr 2023 6:27pm)
  • Worst case scenario, you get told no at the door and asked to bin it. There ye go. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 16th Apr 2023 9:17pm)
  • Gutties. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 17th Apr 2023 8:59am)
  • Coaksey / Cokesie by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 17th Apr 2023 9:00am)
  • DELETED Google. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 25th Apr 2023 6:38pm)
  • A lay person? It's no quantum mechanics buddy. Surely you can grasp there's different levels of severity when it comes to cars being written off (no longer road worthy) by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 27th Apr 2023 4:12pm)
  • Chopper, sick balls! by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 27th Apr 2023 4:16pm)
  • Would it aye? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 11th May 2023 9:14pm)
  • For some reason, if you diss natto on here, you get downvoted to fuck. Despite it being one of the most vile substances known to man, you aren't allowed to actually say that to anyone. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 20th May 2023 11:31am)
  • Just a typical night then eh? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 28th May 2023 10:19am)
  • Aye OK Hercule. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 28th May 2023 10:23am)
  • Neither will a post on Reddit. Best get your litter picker out. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 28th May 2023 4:24pm)
  • Shut up Megahorn! by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 28th May 2023 4:22pm)
  • For a Poirot joke? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 28th May 2023 4:20pm)
  • Whatabouttery? If it were Rangers fans out there yesterday, there would still be some violence & disorder as it comes with the territory of large crowds of drunk people. It's a Glasgow and alcohol thing more than Celtic or Rangers issue. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 28th May 2023 4:39pm)
  • Rent a snow machine and have it running at bedtime. It's fake snow so it's not actually cold, but placebo effect and that. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 30th May 2023 9:50pm)
  • Is Drop still open? That used to have about 25 screens showing allsorts. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 1st Jun 2023 2:49pm)
  • What should it be called instead? Beatbox? Bluetooth speaker? Wireless audio device? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 1st Jun 2023 2:59pm)
  • What the fuck is a cassette, Grampa? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 1st Jun 2023 3:35pm)
  • Look, if you're going to dish out shit jokey comments ("alright grampa", come on, thats 90s American sitcom patter) you need to expect some back yourself. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 1st Jun 2023 3:56pm)
  • Mon the boomboxes! Say no to touchy snowflakes! by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 1st Jun 2023 6:06pm)
  • Dennistoun, by the look of it. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 1st Jun 2023 7:02pm)
  • What's cheap to you? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 1st Jun 2023 8:07pm)
  • Thank fuck its Riveraide. I was about to start chapping doors. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 4th Jun 2023 10:39pm)
  • 🙈 by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 7th Jun 2023 1:25pm)
  • One of life's mysteries. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 7th Jun 2023 1:34pm)
  • Aye, the cause of Glasgow's problems is these two wee drinking and eating areas. Wind your neck in you wee drama queen. Glasgow doesnt have ENOUGH places like this. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 8th Jun 2023 9:11pm)
  • What a weird fucking hill to die on mate. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 11th Jun 2023 8:59pm)
  • A half bottle of Buckie will fit snugly down ones jean waistband. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 13th Jun 2023 9:13pm)
  • Also the "quotas" never forget the "quotas". by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 13th Jun 2023 9:12pm)
  • I need the same, they are 45 x 45 x 50 "council" slabs and cost a fortune. I only need 9 to extend to where I need but am hoping to stumble on some cheapos and will take a stab at it myself. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 13th Jun 2023 9:19pm)
  • I had used to own a Tay home and Lowther did property maintenance around our estate. We called them Lowther Ma Tay Hoose. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 13th Jun 2023 9:16pm)
  • I can imagine for some that may be a problem. No slippage here though. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 13th Jun 2023 9:49pm)
  • It's like any other city. Plenty to like if you're just popping up for a visit. Plenty to hate if you actually live here. Honking patter though. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 13th Jun 2023 10:11pm)
  • It's back hander time! by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 13th Jun 2023 10:15pm)
  • Is he tall, grey with a goatee and mega tanned (and carrying a wee bag thing)? There was a guy at Parkhead at the turnstiles doing this on trophy day. I found it a bit weird at first but was a laugh watching while I waited to get in. At least 4 guys booted the ball to fuck when he passed them it. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 15th Jun 2023 7:24pm)
  • There's about 5 billion workouts online to choose from. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 16th Jun 2023 12:59am)
  • DELETED I have no dried fruits either HAHAHA I'm so funny by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 17th Jun 2023 3:54am)
  • It's part of the Glasgow experience. Tourists are welcome to sample. Locals will be chased down with a machete for asking for mayo with the chicken burger the ordered 40 minutes ago. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 17th Jun 2023 3:51am)
  • DELETED Have you tried Googling it? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 17th Jun 2023 3:55am)
  • A cold water bottle at.your feet will help by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 17th Jun 2023 11:28pm)
  • Let's get a Glasgow Reddit Forbidden Planet Manga section stakeout going. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 19th Jun 2023 7:05pm)
  • When you're 17, you tend to think that everyone is an idiot, and that bouncers would fall for this shite. And you'd be right, it worked for me a few times, but not *every* time. So go for it. You're young enough that you can still just enjoy a bus run home. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 19th Jun 2023 9:10pm)
  • Blue Dog has live jazz until late and does mocktails. It's can get a bit cramped though, and I hear the owners are cunts, but if she can get past that, it's a decent night. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 23rd Jun 2023 6:40pm)
  • Aye, you're probably right there. Cheesy piano covers any time I've been in, but that's usually been the arse end of a weekend night. Still, decent enough, and a bit different from anywhere else. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 23rd Jun 2023 8:09pm)
  • I know folk from EK and they talk like they live on another planet, despite it being only a few miles away from the City Centre. Why would a hotel be cheaper or make more sense than a taxi? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 24th Jun 2023 10:51am)
  • I will sell.you two placebo tickets. They are placebos though. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 24th Jun 2023 11:04am)
  • Yeah I understand that, I've been in many a taxi from Glasgow to EK. I still don't get how a hotel would be cheaper though. Have you booked a hotel in Glasgow on the same night as a concert before? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 24th Jun 2023 11:27am)
  • The truth is out there. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 24th Jun 2023 9:21pm)
  • Trash comment. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 29th Jun 2023 12:33am)
  • DELETED Trash is fine. No need to validate. Trash is used by loads of people these days, mainly as its an online slagging. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 29th Jun 2023 12:33am)
  • Spoken like a true shagger. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 29th Jun 2023 12:34am)
  • The first rule of shaggers club is.... joking, but it can be a serious thing. My mate was a sex addict (amongst other things). Constant Tinder, dating sites, prossies etc. He's no longer with us (not related) but I still think that if he'd calmed down a bit and settled down, he'd still be here. I have nothing for you other than the anecdote above. But one thing I'll say, is that drink didn't help. I don't know if you are a drinker, but if you are, you might find that you are more "shaggy" either drunk or hungover. If it's really causing you strife, get the booze to fuck for a while. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 29th Jun 2023 12:43am)
  • It's called litter mate. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 29th Jun 2023 12:48am)
  • DELETED Can I talk you out of it? Blackout sleeves are horrendous. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 29th Jun 2023 12:46am)
  • DELETED Nice. Here's another comment you can downvote. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 29th Jun 2023 12:51am)
  • DELETED Good stuff mate, hope all well with you and your black arm. I don't like it myself, hence the jokey comment. No arm intended. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 29th Jun 2023 12:50am)
  • Oooft. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 1st Jul 2023 10:48am)
  • I'm still trying to wrap my head around why a barber would refuse to cut someone's eyebrow hair. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 2nd Jul 2023 1:18pm)
  • Eating out with a friend please. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 3rd Jul 2023 7:21pm)
  • First of a pair of Tesla coils I'm building, to protect the barracks jist up the road. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 3rd Jul 2023 8:37pm)
  • You're doing that now. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 5th Jul 2023 9:14pm)
  • Cant wait for "How to construct a warship for dummies" Soviet edition. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 5th Jul 2023 9:13pm)
  • You can have a decent conversation in a toilet with the right person. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 6th Jul 2023 2:11pm)
  • Aye. We're aw polis noo. Jesus christ. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 7th Jul 2023 12:28am)
  • It's amazing to know that random Glasgow wee guys think they can verify Buddhist Monk certification problems in the middle of Argyle Street. This video is amazing btw. Not critical at all. But part of me wanted to see an immolation here and I wasn't routing for the monk. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 7th Jul 2023 12:26am)
  • Clearly that's the point. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 8th Jul 2023 10:22am)
  • Any company that offers a 2 or 3 man service should deliver to your door, usually its dearer. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 9th Jul 2023 12:59pm)
  • Hardly selling yourself there mate. Try Fiver as a starting point. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 9th Jul 2023 1:01pm)
  • The Rotunda (at least the outdoor section) has a BBQ place. You order via app and can select whatever you want from the 4-6 restraunts that are operating on that day. I've never had an issue with any of the other food (lovely actually) but the BBQ stuff I got through the "heatwave" recently was fucking bogging. I ordered a chicken burger and received a "charred" black piece of white meat, cooked to within a bawhair or being inedible. When it turned up, i thought it was someone elses order, as it looked like fish. Sparse with onions and peppers on it and a miniscule amount of some Japanese Inspired mayo. It really was awful. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 12th Jul 2023 4:05pm)
  • Is it acceptable to build a "summer house" party hut in your back garden and have music pumping out of it from 5pm until 4am on a Thursday? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 15th Jul 2023 9:39am)
  • So this is how you talk to people! Thank fuck I came on Reddit today. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 15th Jul 2023 9:42am)
  • Dont spend all day looking for an "authentic' Scottish cafe. Also don't spend a fortune listening to some goon telling you to go up the West end for a fry up. Either goto a Spoons or a burger van that does breakfast shit. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 15th Jul 2023 9:46am)
  • Why? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 15th Jul 2023 10:01am)
  • Cheap and does the job. It's a fry up. You get what you pay for - which shouldn't be much, cos it's a fucking fry up. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 15th Jul 2023 10:21am)
  • I'm a cheapskate? Sorry, next time I'll recommend somewhere a bit more upmarket for you sweetheart. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 15th Jul 2023 10:21am)
  • Spot the bore who has never played cops and robbers. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 15th Jul 2023 7:23pm)
  • Mutilating. Cruelty. This sub has gone man. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 15th Jul 2023 9:20pm)
  • I know right? The only garage this guy should be going to, is a real one, to get an MOT on his car! Hahaha chuckle chuckle chuckle. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 16th Jul 2023 2:35am)
  • That's what the p stands for. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 16th Jul 2023 10:20am)
  • DELETED Bird watching station? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 16th Jul 2023 9:52pm)
  • Tinfoil will do the trick. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 18th Jul 2023 4:06pm)
  • Toryglen is the most obvious option based on your location. Are you just arranging friendlies to start out? Saturday mornings will probably be a bit difficult to secure. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 18th Jul 2023 4:34pm)
  • ROFL. LMAO. Amost as funny as saying Best Kebab. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 18th Jul 2023 4:31pm)
  • My man. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 18th Jul 2023 6:44pm)
  • Let them think that. OP has nothing to hide, beyond a crippling fear of the sun. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 18th Jul 2023 6:43pm)
  • A manifestation of my true form from the 2000s when eccies were life. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 19th Jul 2023 12:07am)
  • Bobby Petta. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 20th Jul 2023 9:39pm)
  • The manufacturer? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 22nd Jul 2023 3:43pm)
  • A weeks worth of takeaway Chinese food will give you all the plastic containers you will ever need. Seriously though. This post is fucking nonsense. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 22nd Jul 2023 3:42pm)
  • If you need a dour, gloomy looking setting: Glasgows yer man! by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 24th Jul 2023 12:29am)
  • Somebody stole my spaghet. Some odd stole, stole my spaghetti. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 24th Jul 2023 4:26am)
  • So basically, look for an alkie. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 24th Jul 2023 6:46pm)
  • Tubi. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 25th Jul 2023 7:22pm)
  • Cocainum. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 25th Jul 2023 10:24pm)
  • "Hell slap it intae ye" by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 27th Jul 2023 3:28pm)
  • "Away and boil yer heed in a big bucket a pish ya daft wank" by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 27th Jul 2023 3:27pm)
  • Set a cat amongst the pigeons. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 27th Jul 2023 8:46pm)
  • ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 29th Jul 2023 1:16pm)
  • 175ish DnB usually starts at. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 29th Jul 2023 6:10pm)
  • Tag name. "Real name" is William Clay. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 30th Jul 2023 12:09am)
  • I'll wear any colour apart from orange. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 31st Jul 2023 10:01pm)
  • 1. It's a horrible colour. 2. It's associated with some other stuff in this city, and I'd rather not wear a colour that would give any indication that I have any part in that (and trust me, people will wear colours to make a point). by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 1st Aug 2023 10:26am)
  • Naw, I'm no. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 1st Aug 2023 11:47am)
  • Actually, you might want to go back and read my reply again here I clearly state two reasons. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 1st Aug 2023 12:32pm)
  • "Another thing, if it is Rangers, don’t wear colours around the city centre as there is a decent chance of at least abuse." by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 1st Aug 2023 12:35pm)
  • Pashun by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 2nd Aug 2023 11:54pm)
  • Cineworld is pretty rubbish these days. Prefer an Odeon Luxe. Projection specifics are lost on me. A screen is a screen when you're a speccy bastard like me. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 2nd Aug 2023 11:56pm)
  • Does this type of thing affect your credit rating in any way? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 6th Aug 2023 11:39am)
  • Using the word trim in 2023? Grow up! by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 8th Aug 2023 8:27pm)
  • A wee bit too much off the fringe. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 8th Aug 2023 8:51pm)
  • DELETED Aren't we all! Anything else you can give that might narrow the search a bit... I'd be happy to be your friend. Or anyone else around here (apart from the fuckers that keep downvoting my shite patter). Edit: I was harsh at first. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 10th Aug 2023 1:06am)
  • Reddit friends! by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 10th Aug 2023 1:27am)
  • Suga do do do do do do by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 10th Aug 2023 1:32am)
  • There is no specific place. They pop up randomly as they are sold by folk clearing out their dead relatives houses. You could try CEX, but you'd probably have more joy just loitering around a pensioner flat and seeing what you come away with. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 10th Aug 2023 1:30am)
  • I like horror, photography and awkward folk, but unfortunately I don't like pool... is what a total douchebag would say! Honestly bro, don't get so hung up, get out there and see the world. Hit some balls on your own. Take some snaps. Touch grass! Put gel in your hair. Put gel in your pubes! Live a little, live a lotto! by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 10th Aug 2023 1:38am)
  • What a lot of shite. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 10th Aug 2023 3:16pm)
  • There's was enough insight in the drivel you posted. Plenty of stuff to say to a newcomer to Glasgow, bit whipping out the "Old Firm bad" patter is a tired, boring argument. You wore a Rangers top to a pub like a dafty and didn't get in... boohoo. Pretty much standard fare across Glasgow (and most big cities) that you don't wear football colours into a pub, regardless of your age. Anyway, how is your story even relevant to your point about "getting beaten"? Just nonsense all over. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 10th Aug 2023 7:10pm)
  • Can it be done on the phone? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 10th Aug 2023 9:44pm)
  • Ok. Good luck with it anyway! by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 10th Aug 2023 10:00pm)
  • It's an edgeless pool filled with Tennents. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 12th Aug 2023 8:30pm)
  • Baw-hum, rainbow kiss/lick... all wee guy nonsense patter that didny actually happen. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 16th Aug 2023 10:58am)
  • It's a nightclub in Paisley. We're no talking Amnesia here. He'll get in for free cos he's an idiot, until he inevitably gets barred for being a tit one day. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 16th Aug 2023 10:55am)
  • Professional standard to me just means "deep clean". You can pay for it or get the scrubbers out and DIY. They are arse covering, because they don't want to pay for a deep clean themselves. I doubt it's enforceable. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 16th Aug 2023 11:00am)
  • Neds through the ages? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 16th Aug 2023 12:21pm)
  • Caught with a knife without a good reason (up to you to prove it)? Automatic tag. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 16th Aug 2023 3:11pm)
  • Tan a bottle of Buckfast. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 16th Aug 2023 8:19pm)
  • Are we still friendly at least? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 18th Aug 2023 7:28pm)
  • Good to see you tackling the problem head on from up there on your high horse in a Reddit thread. "Be better" they cried!! by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 18th Aug 2023 7:32pm)
  • Tenerife. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 18th Aug 2023 7:50pm)
  • Clipe. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 18th Aug 2023 9:14pm)
  • Google post if ever I saw one. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 19th Aug 2023 7:25am)
  • What makes you think they don't? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 19th Aug 2023 10:12am)
  • You could try crushing up a digestive biscuit and using that to pack it. Then it would just be a case of matching the colour with a melted chocolate of your choice. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 20th Aug 2023 4:30pm)
  • Specificity is key. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 20th Aug 2023 4:47pm)
  • Potential jumper! Shocking. Hopefully not. Have they confirmed which kind of jumper at least? (Knitted, roll neck, crew neck etc.) by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 20th Aug 2023 7:22pm)
  • DELETED Aye how dare someone take or make a phone call in public. Unacceptable. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 20th Aug 2023 8:01pm)
  • Naw, ye urny. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 20th Aug 2023 9:21pm)
  • DELETED You're right. We should keep all calls on buses to a minute or less, and whisper while on them. God forbid you upset anyone after a hard days work. Come on to fuck man. Are people actually sitting there seething on buses on the way home from work because someone on the bus is on the phone? Fucking ridiculous. I'm totally oblivious to everything around me on my commute because I have my earbuds in like a sensible cunt. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 20th Aug 2023 9:29pm)
  • Bobby Petta. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 20th Aug 2023 9:52pm)
  • DELETED I don't see a problem with having a phone call, of any length, at a reasonable volume, while on public transport. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 20th Aug 2023 9:50pm)
  • It's the same type of pollution that comes out your kettle - fuck all. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 22nd Aug 2023 7:58pm)
  • James Cameron is spinning in his submersible right now. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 22nd Aug 2023 7:55pm)
  • It's like Beruit in the 90s, but worse. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 22nd Aug 2023 9:43pm)
  • This is why you ask right at the start of the journey if they take card. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 23rd Aug 2023 3:34am)
  • I did read the post. You don't need to come at me like an arsehole for pointing something out that should be fairly obvious. Sticker or not, in the real world, a lot of taxis drivers are cowboys who want cash and don't keep the payment device on. Its better to ask upfront in my experience, I've had the same issue several times. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 23rd Aug 2023 7:15am)
  • What do you mean 'worked in'? How long should a brush last? Recommend me some good brushes! Sorry. The Mrs makes me do all the decorating. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 23rd Aug 2023 4:23pm)
  • Landscapers cut grass. Try a local one. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 23rd Aug 2023 11:32pm)
  • Nae probs mucker. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 25th Aug 2023 1:08am)
  • Who, me? Many times. Glutton for punishment ma man. Was like Nam for me. Got fully peppered with mayo and ketchup on at least 3 occasions. Died 3 times in that street. Black hawk down. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 25th Aug 2023 2:07am)
  • I will be demolishing both, single handedly, using kicks only (see JCVD in Kickboxer) over a 30 year period. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 26th Aug 2023 8:57pm)
  • Fuck up ya goth. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 27th Aug 2023 3:24am)
  • This typical r/glasgow patter is honestly so shite and tiring… Eh, what am I saying?! Erm, something something quirky Glasgow comment, upvotes now please, I’m so Scottish and Glaswegian! by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 27th Aug 2023 8:48am)
  • This typical r/glasgow patter is honestly so shite and tiring… Eh, what am I saying?! Erm, something something quirky Glasgow comment, upvotes now please, I’m so Scottish and Glaswegian! by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 27th Aug 2023 8:47am)
  • I know! Imagine! by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 27th Aug 2023 9:15am)
  • This typical r/glasgow patter is honestly so shite and tiring… Eh, what am I saying?! Erm, something something quirky Glasgow comment, upvotes now please, I’m so Scottish and Glaswegian! by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 27th Aug 2023 2:00pm)
  • Would be prudent to shop around no? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 27th Aug 2023 3:53pm)
  • Most Tescos shut at either 11 or 12 these days. You'll get a petrol station open 24 hours tho. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 27th Aug 2023 10:14pm)
  • Embarrassing. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 28th Aug 2023 1:19am)
  • It says chrome neck but I feel it's more brass. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 28th Aug 2023 1:17am)
  • A can tell ye a no so good wan.. Greg Taylor... hahaha. Wit mah like? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 28th Aug 2023 8:36pm)
  • It doesn't really sound like you know what you want. If you're a mature student, you'd be better off going for something that you actually want to do and won't just chuck halfway through when you realise it's not for you. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 28th Aug 2023 8:44pm)
  • DELETED And a huge percentage are pencil pushers. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 28th Aug 2023 10:24pm)
  • DELETED Nope. The vast majority are made up of the people that are needed to let the trade & man eng do their jobs and deliver the final product: procurement, finance, h&s, project management, security, quality, sales, customer support, logistics etc etc. The point being that you can get into the industry without actually being an engineer or tradesman. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 29th Aug 2023 9:11am)
  • It definitely doesn't do them any justice. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 29th Aug 2023 10:05am)
  • Which is located... at... kinda.. you know... near... the end of Argyle Street by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 29th Aug 2023 6:41pm)
  • Tony Hawks Pro Skater 4 on Ps2 by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 29th Aug 2023 8:53pm)
  • It's a rota and unfortunately you're working both this year. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 29th Aug 2023 8:57pm)
  • And it's a repost. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 30th Aug 2023 4:29pm)
  • "Had a worker in for the boiler check. Funny as, he loved talking about conspiracy theories and just altogether knew what he was doing." Why does the boiler engineer get pass marks for being funny and a conspiracy nut? Surely you'd expect him to know what he was doing when servicing your boiler? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 30th Aug 2023 4:27pm)
  • Seek help. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 31st Aug 2023 8:36am)
  • Utter pish. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 31st Aug 2023 8:46am)
  • Pish. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 31st Aug 2023 8:46am)
  • This is just nonsense. You can get amazing kebabs anywhere in the world these days and there's plenty of places in Glasgow you can get it. It's not some secret recipe or cooking style. If you go to a shite takeaway you will get a shite kebab. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 2nd Sep 2023 1:09am)
  • The microwave Chicago Town pizzas are the most authentic I've tried. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 2nd Sep 2023 1:13am)
  • The Braes at the weekend. Bring a torch! by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 2nd Sep 2023 1:11am)
  • Sometimes you just need to roll your sleeves up and get on with it. There's no always gonna be a man to pick your bags up for you hen. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 2nd Sep 2023 1:15am)
  • Great. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 2nd Sep 2023 3:39am)
  • It was the Sor John Moore, wasn't it? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 5th Sep 2023 9:27pm)
  • A bottle of Yazoo will help you blend in around local low lifes by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 9th Sep 2023 12:50pm)
  • I work with a married middle aged woman who does something really similar that is very peculiar. Our office has loads of visitors, a lot are female professionals who are smartly dressed and often quite attractive. She will comment stuff like "eyes down, you" or "you'll be running to the toilet next" to me, stuff like that, even when im doing my best just to carry on working like a normal human being. It's fucking weird and I've told her to wrap it but she's a law unto herself. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 10th Sep 2023 12:05pm)
  • Payback for you sniffing their maws? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 10th Sep 2023 7:29pm)
  • You're that worried you can't actively search for it or state what you're actually looking to fight for, but would prefer a wee selection provided on Reddit for you to have a look through? Got it. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 10th Sep 2023 7:33pm)
  • What does Eddie Halliwell play these days? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 12th Sep 2023 8:31pm)
  • Hopefully help with the smell. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 12th Sep 2023 10:52pm)
  • https://www.manualslib.com/manual/927799/Ehc-Ecosave-21k.html?page=41 by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 14th Sep 2023 12:07am)
  • It would be a fucking dump within 5 years. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 14th Sep 2023 8:29pm)
  • Bit harsh. EK Centre is at least good for.......... nah, you're spot on actually. Ghost town. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 15th Sep 2023 6:22pm)
  • I deal with them like this... I do fuck all. Because they are tiny wee flies that can cause me no issues and will die on their own. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 16th Sep 2023 11:55pm)
  • Had a tear in my eye. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 18th Sep 2023 5:59pm)
  • A fight at about 7am around 10 years ago in the middle of Argyle Street, outside the old Argyle Market. Seemingly caused by a racial comment made by 1 of 2 young guys to a dreadlocked black man wearing a tracksuit. Think Eddy Gordo from Tekken. Eddy immediately hit R1, L1 and tanked a power up then started doing capoeira moves. The two lads were having none of it, and started the "moan then" shite, only to both be immediately fly kicked to the ground with a follow up flurry of blows by the mad dancer. A bit of a circle had formed with people lapping it up which seemed to infuriate Eddy even further, but it didn't stop him doing the splits with a "come hither" taunt thrown in to the two retreating lads. As they backed off, Eddy got up, shook his hair, put his earpods back in and disappeared down the train station. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 19th Sep 2023 7:54am)
  • The mask you want sounds fucking terrible. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 19th Sep 2023 10:19pm)
  • Yes I used telepathy to read the post on another sub where you described "a mankind mask with a smiley face under it"... or some shit. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 19th Sep 2023 10:24pm)
  • Your patters fucking honking. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 19th Sep 2023 10:31pm)
  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 20th Sep 2023 10:13pm)
  • I'm no fat! I'm a security guard! by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 20th Sep 2023 11:38pm)
  • DELETED BTW. Go find a post in my history where I'm a "bigot". I'm mid 30s just so you know since you asked about age. And I don't know what a fucking waifu is. Yes, I am a gamer. No, I'm not fat. Pour through my comments and see what you can find buddy. Since you mentioned it to another user as a yard stick, I'll tell you right now, for 100% assurance that I earn more than you, by far. So fucking what? The main thing here is you post like a fucking numpty and the only thing lowering the tone of this sub (specific to this original thread) is the way you speak to people and the lack of self awareness you have. I actually feel dirty now that I've contributed to it and have engaged. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 20th Sep 2023 11:47pm)
  • It's one of those perverts trying to show you porn. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 26th Sep 2023 8:49pm)
  • Dees is great. Its basically one room and you just need to spin around and you've seen the entire shop. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 28th Sep 2023 8:03pm)
  • You're being downvoted but this is the sort of take the piss nonsense that this sub needs. A lot of the "satire" on here goes unnoticed cos its downvoted into oblivion by utter fucking idiots. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 2nd Oct 2023 12:52am)
  • If I'm not on the road by 4.15, I know I'll be fucked most days. That's heading out of Ibrox area onto the M74. Dunno if that helps, but it gets busy then. I also used to finish at 530 from Tradeston area and it was also chocca getting out of there. And home at that time. So aye, busy at busy times, weirdly enough. What a weird question tbh. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 2nd Oct 2023 8:41pm)
  • You're right, it's a daft question. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 2nd Oct 2023 8:57pm)
  • Aye, usually roads in big cities will get busier or quieter depending on the day and what is going on in the city. Mad! by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 2nd Oct 2023 9:00pm)
  • I think most people just use common sense. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 2nd Oct 2023 9:23pm)
  • Well done OP, great community spirit. Next time, if they still don't answer, it may mean they are not ready yet but could just be really timed and afraid of Glasweigians. If it were me, I would print this thread out and stick it in an envelope, along with directions on how to join this site, and leave on their doorstep, as they may well be desperate to respond. They might even find some other cool threads here! You just gotta hope they have Internet, poor soul. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 4th Oct 2023 1:26am)
  • Usually spend a good 4 hours in Victor's looking at catapults, then up the road for a barney. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 4th Oct 2023 1:30am)
  • It's exactly what happened. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 5th Oct 2023 11:20am)
  • All brushes lose bristles by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 5th Oct 2023 8:42pm)
  • Who says Glasgow is racist? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 7th Oct 2023 11:50pm)
  • I'm not pretending anything. I just don't find Glasgow inherently racist, despite continually reading it on here and elsewhere online. If anything, it much better now than it was in the 00s or 90s. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 8th Oct 2023 11:17am)
  • The best thing about this is a potential 5am cut off when the clocks go forward. I enjoyed this very unusual experience a few times whn I was younger. Eccies at the ready troops! by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 14th Oct 2023 12:18am)
  • *and its starting to get light* by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sat 14th Oct 2023 12:16am)
  • Detectors oot for Harambe! by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 18th Oct 2023 10:45pm)
  • Glasgow Global Chat on Yahoo Messenger. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 23rd Oct 2023 8:00pm)
  • Reddit Arseholes Dont Alert You failed by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 2nd Nov 2023 12:12am)
  • With how much force do you recommend I go in with to put my forehead on people? Power heeder or light kiss? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 3rd Nov 2023 4:23pm)
  • Oh wow. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 14th Nov 2023 10:31pm)
  • Yes there are many in the Glasgow area. You should try there first. Jesus. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 16th Nov 2023 1:29am)
  • What do you need it for? Might be a relevant question... Only asking cos I have relatively good Internet and still struggle with gaming from time to time. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 16th Nov 2023 1:30am)
  • Wow OP. This might just turn out to be a bigger mystery than who made the pyramids themselves!? You know eh? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 16th Nov 2023 1:37am)
  • RNIB has a great blind section. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 20th Nov 2023 3:21am)
  • I would also dread getting my "loc re-twisted". by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 20th Nov 2023 3:20am)
  • I can imagine walking up to mine saying "Paul Newman in the 60s" brer and getting quite the look. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Mon 20th Nov 2023 3:26am)
  • That's class. I hope it helps some folk out. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 26th Nov 2023 2:21am)
  • Seeing as you clearly don't want to be talked into buying one, I'll add my 2 bob: They are fucking great. We got one in BF sales and in 4 days it has saved me so much fucking hassle and time. Instead of having: hob, oven, microwave on the go for our family dinners, I can make pretty much everything we need in the air fryer and in no time. Is it gourmet? Is it fuck. But does it get the job done and keep a gaff happy? Yes. I won't be making decent dinners in the air fryer because of course not. If you are holding out for some hippy idea or old skool reason the you should rethink. Or in other words, just get on board with new (time saving and actually great) technology and shut the fuck up eh? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 26th Nov 2023 2:26am)
  • I'd say that would warrant an immediate and public dirty protest. Just whip the breeks down and shit where you stand. That'll teach em. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 26th Nov 2023 2:32am)
  • Come on to fuck. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 26th Nov 2023 6:57pm)
  • I've never understood Zara. I've never seen a good deal in it, ive never seen something unusual even trendy that I might wear. And the quality is shite - its one rung up from Primark. Yet people rave about it. I would wear Zara clobber to my work, at an absolute push. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 28th Nov 2023 8:27pm)
  • I used to do this but without the pints. Without fail, every year, would go into Debenhams thinking "I'll defo see some good shit in here" and it would just infuriate the life out of me. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 28th Nov 2023 8:32pm)
  • Wee guys being wee guys is no suprise. Wee guys hanging about the top floor of Princes Square on a Tuesday is a fucking shocker. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 28th Nov 2023 9:33pm)
  • Number 4 on the clipper - see how it looks. Try a 3 if still too long. I'd be wary of going further than that. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 29th Nov 2023 9:43pm)
  • Any vape carts ma man? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 29th Nov 2023 9:41pm)
  • "Links to the four corners?" What does that mean? by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 29th Nov 2023 9:41pm)
  • So every 2-3 days, a new kid goes missing. And when the police find them, they put in their statement that they are known to frequent the 4 corners? And this has happened more than once, you are sure? Sorry, I don't have Facebook. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 29th Nov 2023 10:01pm)
  • I must be a right sick fuck but I enjoyed ash parks. At least you knew you were getting a game and the ball would bounce. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Fri 1st Dec 2023 9:13am)
  • The older I get the more I wince when it first starts to fall. But when it lies, like it did the other day, you really canny beat a wee hour out playing in it. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Sun 3rd Dec 2023 10:40am)
  • I wear shorts when I'm 'kicking about', even in the deep cold of winter, and here's some reasons why: * I was probably already wearing shorts indoors. * I don't really feel the cold on my legs. * More comfortable. * I'm not a pussy. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Wed 6th Dec 2023 10:35pm)
  • Not entirely true. Whilst BAE might not "personally authorise" shipments, and licensing does of course exist, the contracts don't appear out of thin air. And contracts form an important part of the licensing process. So if arms were going to Israel (they certainly aren't out of Govan) then BAE would be "complicit", having signed on the dotted line to supply the goods. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 7th Dec 2023 9:26pm)
  • Kinda tradition I can get on board with. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Thu 7th Dec 2023 10:00pm)
  • Oft, tadger. by ROLL_AND_EGG (Tue 12th Dec 2023 9:54pm)