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Hss will charge a nice price for the privilege. by themadguru (Mon 7th Jan 2019 5:12pm)

Looks like James Cosmo. by themadguru (Mon 7th Jan 2019 11:21pm)

Raising money for charity on the street? Come on son! Raise your standards a bit from that. by themadguru (Tue 8th Jan 2019 8:45am)

I believe that this is the best suggestion. by themadguru (Tue 8th Jan 2019 2:44pm)

Join a squash club. Ssrc. Scot by themadguru (Wed 9th Jan 2019 8:06am)

Yup, it definitely does. Dozens of the wee fuckers waving at me every day when I walk past. by themadguru (Fri 11th Jan 2019 11:09am)

Make a big sign and stand outside telling anyone passing what a shower of bastards they are. by themadguru (Sat 12th Jan 2019 3:22pm)

One day outside Subway on Cambridge Street there were about 8 youths on bikes that had just bought their shit from Subway and proceeded to chuck the cups and wrappers on the ground right beside a bin right outside the fucking shop. I chinned them about the mess and was told to 'fuck off, this is Glasgow mate, no Bearsden'. If there hadn't been 8 of them I might have decked the wee cunt. by themadguru (Mon 14th Jan 2019 3:55pm)

http://www.thelighthouse.co.uk/about/about-us Free entry 😉 by themadguru (Tue 15th Jan 2019 2:37pm)

I bought triple glazed windows from Advanced Group. No complaints and price was reasonable. Fair keeps the noise out. Don't know if they would do third floor though. by themadguru (Wed 16th Jan 2019 3:08pm)

Visitor parking vouchers are 2 quid each and for a 24 hour stay you would require possibly at least three depending on arrival time. Books of 5 vouchers can be purchased from the council offices at John Street by the householder and they will need to provide necessary paperwork to prove they live at that address. Maximum of 8 books can be purchased at any one time. There is also a limit to how many can be bought in a year but I'm not sure what that number actually is. As already said, this does not permit you to park in spaces that are marked for residents only, just any other spaces. If you go with these watch out and make sure you complete them exactly as stated. Traffic wardens are bastards and if you have not scraped off the right parts they will give you a ticket. by themadguru (Fri 18th Jan 2019 11:32am)

Vegetarian meat! Wtf? Fuck off you fucking twat. by themadguru (Sat 19th Jan 2019 12:12am)

Might be something to do with his shopping bag lol. by themadguru (Mon 21st Jan 2019 4:48pm)

The Griffin, State bar, LIFE, The Raven, The Islay Inn. All good for varying reasons food or drink or music or sport related. by themadguru (Mon 21st Jan 2019 10:57pm)

Instagram? by themadguru (Tue 22nd Jan 2019 8:39pm)

Aye right! by themadguru (Wed 23rd Jan 2019 9:23am)

Ashoka in Finnieston is teriffic but not byob. by themadguru (Mon 28th Jan 2019 1:31pm)

Another vote for chilli's. by themadguru (Mon 28th Jan 2019 1:30pm)

Why did the prick that saw it happening not stop the cunt rather than call the police. What a fucking dick! by themadguru (Tue 29th Jan 2019 6:44pm)

What the fuck are you talking about ya rocket? by themadguru (Tue 29th Jan 2019 10:33pm)

Surely quicker than calling the cops and waiting on them turning up! by themadguru (Wed 30th Jan 2019 10:35am)

Nessie hunting? by themadguru (Mon 4th Feb 2019 10:45am)

Park on gt western Rd after 6 for free by themadguru (Thu 7th Feb 2019 2:42pm)

The Griffin bar on Bath Street. by themadguru (Sat 23rd Feb 2019 10:08pm)

Garnethill by themadguru (Thu 14th Mar 2019 8:34pm)

You sound like a Kevin Bridges joke by the way ya roaster! by themadguru (Wed 20th Mar 2019 10:45pm)

GarnetHill. by themadguru (Fri 22nd Mar 2019 7:59am)

https://www.pacittijones.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-search-results/property-detail/?prop=121559 by themadguru (Fri 22nd Mar 2019 12:43pm)

Chillies West end on Woodlands Road. Excellent grub. by themadguru (Fri 12th Apr 2019 10:04am)

It won't be permanent. You do know that? Hair grows! by themadguru (Thu 18th Jul 2019 12:21pm)

Train to Milngavie and the start of the West Highland way. Takes you past Dumgoyne Hill. This is up behind the Distillery which you can have a tour of as well. Further on you can do conic Hill or Ben lomond. by themadguru (Fri 19th Jul 2019 11:58am)

Just park on top of them. If you have a permit there is nothing he can do! by themadguru (Wed 31st Jul 2019 12:27pm)

How is it gonna get fucked up? If he fucks it up you fuck his up. Simple! by themadguru (Wed 31st Jul 2019 1:50pm)

The Hall on Sauchiehall Street is pretty cheap for drink. Dunno about food! Who needs it? by themadguru (Mon 5th Aug 2019 4:42pm)

Parking attendants work until 10pm round Garnethill area. Should catch these jokers. by themadguru (Mon 9th Sep 2019 6:01pm)

LIFE on Sauchiehall Street. by themadguru (Tue 10th Sep 2019 1:26pm)

Shared Santa Monica. by themadguru (Wed 11th Sep 2019 2:51pm)

This is pretty sad 😕 by themadguru (Wed 11th Sep 2019 10:43pm)

How many times have you posted this pish photo? by themadguru (Wed 11th Sep 2019 10:42pm)

Wtf? by themadguru (Thu 12th Sep 2019 12:40pm)

Why not? by themadguru (Thu 12th Sep 2019 5:29pm)

Darcy's in prince's Square have a private room as well. by themadguru (Thu 12th Sep 2019 5:27pm)

It would stop it falling over and perhaps squashing any children or pets in the vicinity. In its present position it is probably one of the most dangerous things that I have ever seen! 😱 by themadguru (Thu 12th Sep 2019 6:29pm)

Are they going to nail it down safely? by themadguru (Thu 12th Sep 2019 7:49pm)

Brilliant! 👏👏 by themadguru (Fri 13th Sep 2019 12:28pm)

Going by reviews seen online I wouldn't touch them with a barge pole! That said, satisfied employees don't do reviews, only the ones that are pissed off. So I would go for it after all. 😜 by themadguru (Fri 13th Sep 2019 12:32pm)

Nae Rolls! by themadguru (Sun 15th Sep 2019 11:32am)

There's nae rolls mate! NAE ROLLS! by themadguru (Sun 15th Sep 2019 11:29am)

Suppose so. by themadguru (Sun 15th Sep 2019 5:01pm)

Factors are all cunts! That's all you need to know. They will keep charging you and do sweet fuck all for you apart from never answer your emails. The only time I get an email back from the robbing bastards is when the cunt I'm emailing is on holiday and I get his out of office ping back message. I don't let it get to me though. 👍🏻 by themadguru (Mon 16th Sep 2019 10:31pm)

I think it is pretty good but yes, pedestrians haven't got a clue. Probably need better signage. by themadguru (Tue 17th Sep 2019 12:30pm)

Another vote here for the British heart foundation. Partnership flooring are certainly excellent but in my experience not cheap. Why not give it a go yourself. Get the laminate inexpensively from IKEA and get stuck in. It's not that difficult. Good luck. by themadguru (Tue 17th Sep 2019 6:50pm)

I thought it actually looked like a Ross & Liddell invoice. They are even worse than Hacking & Patterson. by themadguru (Wed 18th Sep 2019 10:17pm)

They will threaten you with court action. by themadguru (Wed 18th Sep 2019 10:15pm)

Low flying aircraft near the airport ? What the fuck is going on? 😜 by themadguru (Thu 19th Sep 2019 10:42am)

Argos? by themadguru (Thu 19th Sep 2019 1:47pm)

I would jail them for the standard of the food alone never mind dodging the tax. How do they get away with that? Scum! by themadguru (Thu 19th Sep 2019 2:02pm)

My doc went straight for the medication which I was happy with at the time as I was in a really bad place. It helped and I got my life together and made some big changes. At one point I forgot to take it for a few days and was wondering why I was so down and feeling like shit then realised and started up again. After a few months I just stopped and had no effects and am now brand new. It may take a while but you will get through it. Good luck! by themadguru (Mon 23rd Sep 2019 10:49pm)

Motherwell is quite far away lol. Its 12 miles mate! by themadguru (Mon 23rd Sep 2019 10:59pm)

Can you not park it in the close? by themadguru (Mon 23rd Sep 2019 10:55pm)

Just giving my own personal experience not advice. The OP isn't even on anything at the moment as far as I can see. by themadguru (Tue 24th Sep 2019 11:22am)

Ashoka in Finnieston. Best lamb curry around! by themadguru (Wed 25th Sep 2019 3:29pm)

That's more like it! 👏👏 by themadguru (Thu 26th Sep 2019 1:57pm)

The guy is obviously a dick! by themadguru (Mon 30th Sep 2019 2:02pm)

What about the old Gart Navel hospital building? Just lying there going to rot coz it's a 'listed' building. by themadguru (Tue 1st Oct 2019 11:09am)

Find someone that drives in every day and cadge a lift. by themadguru (Wed 2nd Oct 2019 9:20am)

Snapfish or Photobox. Either are good online options. by themadguru (Wed 2nd Oct 2019 1:46pm)

They just don't get it mate 😉 by themadguru (Thu 3rd Oct 2019 9:28am)

Bukharah is big enough to cope with that number of people. Also Ashoka in Finnieston might let you have the downstairs area which should take that number as well. by themadguru (Fri 4th Oct 2019 12:04pm)

Saw the old recipe cans for sale in B&M's for a fiver a slab. That seems like good value! by themadguru (Wed 23rd Oct 2019 11:24pm)

Fuck sake 8 grand is nothing compared to what Boris and the snout in the trough MP's fleece from the public every year not to mention the stupid old cunts in the house of Lords. Give her a break! The pants should be exhibited at the peoples palace so we can see where our money went. by themadguru (Wed 30th Oct 2019 11:04pm)

Drumchappelle sounds right up your street mate! by themadguru (Wed 30th Oct 2019 11:12pm)

It is not stealing though is it! She gets an allowance and, shock horror, she spends it. You telling me that if you got an allowance like that in your job you wouldn't spend it. Aye right! by themadguru (Thu 31st Oct 2019 8:08am)

https://www.roastitbubblyjocks.com/ by themadguru (Fri 1st Nov 2019 1:24pm)

They just looked and sounded like a load of eejit the day. Wasting their time! by themadguru (Sat 2nd Nov 2019 9:23pm)

Fuck sake, I saw on telly that some people have to walk 25 miles for water that's not even fit to drink and you are moaning about crossing a road to get from one shop full of everything you need to get to another one. Get a grip ya fud! by themadguru (Mon 4th Nov 2019 9:06am)

Ya beauty! by themadguru (Wed 6th Nov 2019 10:26am)

Ho ho ho by themadguru (Sun 10th Nov 2019 9:08pm)

Rymans or, as already mentioned, John Lewis. There is also WH Smith on Sauchiehall Street. Worth a try! by themadguru (Tue 12th Nov 2019 2:22pm)

Haha. brilliant man. by themadguru (Wed 13th Nov 2019 10:15pm)

Nice marketing opportunity 👍🏻 by themadguru (Fri 15th Nov 2019 1:36pm)

DELETED Cunts! by themadguru (Mon 18th Nov 2019 9:30am)

Corsa - aka nedmobile! 😜 by themadguru (Mon 18th Nov 2019 10:09am)

Agreed 👍🏻 by themadguru (Thu 28th Nov 2019 3:40pm)

True 👍🏻 by themadguru (Thu 28th Nov 2019 10:46pm)

My mantra is 'don't let the bastards in'. Fucking drives me nuts every day these cunts flying right up the inside lane at the Royal Infirmary and Stow College turnoffs and then trying to cut in. Just wait your turn like everyone else you fucking cunts! Aaah, that feels better now I've got that off my chest. Cunts!! by themadguru (Thu 28th Nov 2019 10:45pm)

You need an account with them to use this facility. by themadguru (Thu 28th Nov 2019 11:07pm)

Factors are all robbing cunts. by themadguru (Thu 28th Nov 2019 11:05pm)

Just fire all the shite onto the street like every other cunt in Glasgow does. Fucking city is a tip coz folk don't give a fuck! Shite lying all over the place, fucking bastards. by themadguru (Sun 1st Dec 2019 10:51am)

Did you get your stuff back? Can't believe it wouldn't get handed in. Cunts everywhere it seems! by themadguru (Fri 6th Dec 2019 3:53pm)

DELETED Why does the tattoo shop not supply this? Fuck sake surely that's just basic if that's your business. by themadguru (Fri 6th Dec 2019 7:59pm)

Fucking tory prick! No policies just forever banging on about independence. They bang on about it more than anyone else except the lib dims. Fucking tossers the lot of them. by themadguru (Fri 6th Dec 2019 7:56pm)

Find a new job coz this prick won't change, believe me! by themadguru (Fri 6th Dec 2019 8:00pm)

Yes, we should do this! Make sure you vote SNP and get as many friends and family to do the same. If they are not normally SNP voters ask them to lend their vote to SNP just this once to send a clear message to Westminster that Scotland has had enough of the Tory/Labour bullshit. Just this once, next time go green! by themadguru (Tue 10th Dec 2019 7:35pm)

You can buy a pressure washer for about 100 quid and do it yourself cheaper than a company would charge you. Then you have the washer to do it again and it's like getting it done free. Even better if you have a son to do it for you and give him 20 quid. by themadguru (Wed 11th Dec 2019 12:43pm)

DELETED Make sure you vote SNP and get as many friends and family to do the same. If they are not normally SNP voters ask them to lend their vote to SNP just this once to send a clear message to Westminster that Scotland has had enough of the Tory/Labour bullshit. Next time go Green! by themadguru (Wed 11th Dec 2019 12:57pm)

DELETED No it's not. Sorry if I'm boring you I just want people to vote and get shot of Tory and Labour cunts from Scotland. Not to much to ask is it? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 by themadguru (Wed 11th Dec 2019 1:36pm)

Ooh young man! by themadguru (Wed 11th Dec 2019 10:31pm)

Excellent post. What I also did on mine when brushing the sand in was to add salt. Brushing that in helps keep the weeds at bay as well. You can buy table salt in lidl or aldi for buttons. by themadguru (Wed 11th Dec 2019 10:35pm)

That would be awesome. If SNP get 55 seats and we get stuck with a tory government something drastic will need to be done! by themadguru (Thu 12th Dec 2019 10:34pm)

I want to see it. It'd be fucking hilarious! by themadguru (Thu 12th Dec 2019 11:04pm)

Why if we cost so much do the UK government want to hang on? We are a cash cow for Westminster; a place to shove nuclear weapons, test out risky policies (poll tax) and a place to generate wealth through oil, tourism, agriculture etc. . We are a country that is more than able to survive on our own and use our wealth of natural resources for good and create a fairer society. This is absolutely relevant and everybody should know this. It has been said for years that if we are such a burden why do they want to hang onto us. The bottom line is that Scotland is keeping the UK going and those in power know that they need us but perpetuate the myth that we are a bunch of scrounging bastards. Time to get out of this toxic union and let them sink while Scotland thrives. INDY NOW! by themadguru (Fri 13th Dec 2019 10:17am)

What stress? by themadguru (Tue 17th Dec 2019 9:46am)

Sorry, didn't mean to be a dick. Just I've never had stress going to get an eye test. Can see why this is a good thing for your mate. 👍🏻 by themadguru (Tue 17th Dec 2019 2:39pm)

No food banks back then. Ah, the good old days! by themadguru (Wed 18th Dec 2019 11:34pm)

Was in town one day and a crowd of young needs on bikes outside Subway chucking cups and sandwich wrappers all over the street. Chinned then about it and pointed out the large bin right next to them to get told - "fuck off mate, this is Glasgow, you're not in Bearsden" . Fucking scum cunts! by themadguru (Fri 20th Dec 2019 7:59am)

At least it wasn't The Fort. People will be stuck in that car park from now until the new year and miss their Christmas Dinner! by themadguru (Mon 23rd Dec 2019 8:53pm)

Have you ever been in Waxy O'connors? You could get lost in there for a week! by themadguru (Tue 31st Dec 2019 3:57pm)

What is she looking at? by themadguru (Sun 5th Jan 2020 2:11pm)

What sort of super power does he have now? by themadguru (Mon 6th Jan 2020 12:09pm)

When you meet new people the standard greeting is "how ya doing ya bawbag". by themadguru (Tue 7th Jan 2020 11:10am)

Fuck sake, where's the famous Glasgow sense of humour gone? by themadguru (Tue 7th Jan 2020 8:03pm)

A trip to Speyside, visit the Glenfiddich distillery and do the tour with the proposal over a dram at the end. Perfect! by themadguru (Wed 8th Jan 2020 10:55pm)

What would Jesus do? by themadguru (Tue 14th Jan 2020 11:56am)

How are you going to get everyone in Glasgow to change from a gas boiler to an electric boiler? That's just ridiculous! The local council must have bought up all the shares in companies that make/install/service these. That'll be a nice little earner. by themadguru (Fri 17th Jan 2020 12:10pm)

You just need a mate with a track saw. This is a 2 minute job. You could probably rent one but for 2 minutes it hardly seems worth it. Ask around mates or neighbours to see if anyone has one that you could borrow or find a friendly joiner. Good luck! by themadguru (Thu 23rd Jan 2020 10:42am)

Right, I can hear the drums in the distance now and the code are on the move. by themadguru (Sat 25th Jan 2020 11:29am)

There actually wasn't a very large turnout by the look of it. Seemed to be more Police than marchers, unless they are heading for some larger meet up point. by themadguru (Sat 25th Jan 2020 11:43am)

Sainsburys on Woodsland Road as well. by themadguru (Sun 26th Jan 2020 12:17pm)

Nobody fixes tv's any more do they? by themadguru (Sun 26th Jan 2020 10:25pm)

20 quid a month for food? What are you planning to eat, Seagulls? There are plenty of them about and you could kid on its chicken. by themadguru (Tue 28th Jan 2020 12:38pm)

OK I get it now. The gulls are safe for now 👍🏻 by themadguru (Tue 28th Jan 2020 1:55pm)

Tesco, Asda, Morrisons or Sainsbury. They all do good cakes. Or are you looking for something unique? by themadguru (Thu 30th Jan 2020 10:58pm)

Very creative! by themadguru (Fri 31st Jan 2020 9:52am)

Horseshoe bar, The Blane Valley, the Pot Still, intermezzo. There are loads of bars where you get chatting. Most of them are not young people places though in my experience. by themadguru (Fri 31st Jan 2020 12:22pm)

Molly Malones have loads of big screen tv's and supposedly the best point of Guinness in Glasgow. by themadguru (Sat 1st Feb 2020 5:04pm)

What a dick you are! by themadguru (Mon 3rd Feb 2020 11:50am)

You could find free parking in Maryhill at the moment which is not far to the on slip to the M8. Like someone else said though, the council are looking to implement parking charges all over the city in places where they haven't been charging before. Greedy bastards. by themadguru (Thu 6th Feb 2020 5:58pm)

Minor fame! Lol! by themadguru (Sat 8th Feb 2020 5:06pm)

Yer Maw by themadguru (Mon 10th Feb 2020 9:00am)

I think this happens a lot! by themadguru (Mon 10th Feb 2020 3:27pm)

There is a fairly large staff car park although I'm not sure how many cars it can accommodate. They do operate round the clock though so not all cars would be there at the one time. by themadguru (Mon 10th Feb 2020 8:01pm)

There's a chippy right on the corner next to waxys. Go out the front door and turn right and you will virtually fall right into it. Deep fried pizza is what you need right now! by themadguru (Wed 12th Feb 2020 10:40pm)

Ask Italian opposite the Royal concert hall is nice. Also Prezzo in St Vincent place. Best Italian though has to be Sarti on Bath Street. by themadguru (Thu 13th Feb 2020 2:10pm)

Allander sports centre in Bearsden has a good baby/toddler pool. by themadguru (Sat 15th Feb 2020 11:01am)

Waterstones or Costa on Sauchiehall Street. by themadguru (Sat 15th Feb 2020 3:37pm)

Would that not be classed as Partick? by themadguru (Mon 17th Feb 2020 12:32pm)

Get work in that field lol. Brilliant! by themadguru (Mon 17th Feb 2020 12:30pm)

So it is classed as Partick then? by themadguru (Wed 19th Feb 2020 3:03pm)

Hollywood? Wtf has that got to do with council tax in Glasgow? Can't see Arnold Schwarzenneger sorting that out. by themadguru (Thu 20th Feb 2020 10:41pm)

You could try Macs on Sauchiehall Street opposite the big Tesco store. by themadguru (Sun 1st Mar 2020 8:38am)

Weddell's Garage in Clydebank. by themadguru (Mon 2nd Mar 2020 12:55pm)

They are like long lines of people but that's not important right now. by themadguru (Mon 2nd Mar 2020 4:03pm)

Pitstop Tyres, Lochburn Road. Great service. by themadguru (Wed 4th Mar 2020 9:21am)

I remember driving in there to the Red Star parcel office. Late 1970's. by themadguru (Thu 5th Mar 2020 10:00pm)

Aye, fucking shambolic back in the day. by themadguru (Fri 6th Mar 2020 2:43pm)

Nice work! by themadguru (Sat 7th Mar 2020 8:40pm)

Cheapest is not always best! by themadguru (Sat 7th Mar 2020 10:16pm)

Used to see these cameras on tables at weddings and have to admit that I never even thought of doing that. Another wasted opportunity! by themadguru (Mon 9th Mar 2020 12:31pm)

Stupid fuckers should get locked up. by themadguru (Tue 10th Mar 2020 9:49pm)

Mibbe is just someone that hates working for poundstretcher having a laugh. by themadguru (Thu 12th Mar 2020 9:26am)

I'm just working longer hours, just not in the office. Bugger all else to do! Sad days. by themadguru (Thu 26th Mar 2020 6:41pm)

The Pot Still all boarded up as week. Hurry bros must be coining it in! by themadguru (Sun 29th Mar 2020 6:10pm)

Plain loaf crusts will make your hair curly and give you a hairy chest. by themadguru (Tue 31st Mar 2020 6:06pm)

Any supermarket I've been in hasn't got a one way system in place. That is a great idea but I would think hard to manage particularly in bigger shops. Should be compulsory though! by themadguru (Sun 5th Apr 2020 12:21pm)

Cut price gift shop on Dumbarton Road sell second hand bikes. Saw some outside of there today when I was passing. Don't know how good they'll be but maybe worth a look. by themadguru (Thu 9th Apr 2020 8:47pm)

It's not too bad. Still a number of homeless people kicking about sitting begging outside the supermarkets. Don't know how they will survive this as the streets are very quiet so nobody about to give them any spare change. by themadguru (Sat 11th Apr 2020 4:01pm)

More of them are appearing as well. One hit wonder that guy. You'd think he would have more than one! by themadguru (Sat 11th Apr 2020 5:41pm)

True! Looks like it too. by themadguru (Sat 11th Apr 2020 6:33pm)

Handy as fuck! by themadguru (Mon 13th Apr 2020 3:50pm)

If you have an up to date passport the dvla can use the photo from that as it will be held on file somewhere. When I got a new driving licence that's how I did it. With a try by themadguru (Tue 14th Apr 2020 7:34am)

No worries, just an idea that could have made the whole process simpler for you and kept other purple happy that you were staying inside lol. Stay safe pal. Cheers by themadguru (Tue 14th Apr 2020 9:49am)

I thought everyone in The Netherlands spoke English! by themadguru (Wed 15th Apr 2020 3:34pm)

Ditto! by themadguru (Wed 15th Apr 2020 9:55pm)

All good here. by themadguru (Thu 16th Apr 2020 8:24am)

Ashoka in Finnieston is open for collection or delivery. Limited menu but you order and pay online and then pick it up or they will sort delivery. Don't know who delivered it as i collected mine. A lovely lamb curry on Saturday night, it was excellent. Worth a look! by themadguru (Mon 20th Apr 2020 6:12pm)

Fuck the BBC! Nice pic though 👌🏻 by themadguru (Fri 24th Apr 2020 6:19pm)

Seems to be a website with a .net extension coming soon. by themadguru (Sat 25th Apr 2020 9:57am)

Sounds like a great catch! by themadguru (Tue 28th Apr 2020 6:52pm)

Sidewalk? In Glasgow? Wtf! by themadguru (Sat 2nd May 2020 10:52pm)

Ashoka in Finnieston does the best lamb curry i have ever tasted. Open for takeaway just now. Order and pay online. by themadguru (Mon 4th May 2020 10:24pm)

South Side is ok but not real city life in my view. West end is better as you then have the choice of the city centre as well. People are people. Mostly good but a fair share of ass holes just like any place. If you are a normal person and not an ass hole you will get on fine. by themadguru (Mon 4th May 2020 10:33pm)

The guy in the flat below me has been playing his music extra loud every day during the day lately while I'm working from home. From Rocky horror show to the eagles. Great playlist 👍🏻 by themadguru (Wed 6th May 2020 4:01pm)

Boots in Sauchiehall Street is open. They usually sell clippers. by themadguru (Thu 7th May 2020 4:16pm)

Petrol station in Elmbank Street has pay as you go washing machines. Right behind the King's theatre. by themadguru (Wed 13th May 2020 10:03pm)

Murrayfield Drive in Westerton, Bearsden. From Maxwell avenue up to Henderland Road. That's a challenge for you. Don't come much steeper than that! by themadguru (Wed 13th May 2020 10:00pm)

Guy downstairs from me plays his music really loud. All right during the day but on Saturday it was at 4 am. I'm down the stair banging on his door like I'm the fucking SAS and he doesn't even hear me ffs. Had to absolutely batter the door and he eventually answers looking the worse for wear through drink or whatever. I ask him to turn it down coz it's 4 am and he says sorry i didn't think it was that loud. Wtaf? Stupid cunt! by themadguru (Tue 19th May 2020 6:38pm)

Farmfoods freezer shop. 2 for a quid or something like that. by themadguru (Thu 28th May 2020 1:33pm)

There's a wee shop on Dumbarton Road at the bottom of crow Road that sells 2nd hand bikes. They sell all sorts of other shit as well so can't vouch how good they might be. Maybe worth a look if you are around that area. by themadguru (Wed 3rd Jun 2020 10:01pm)

Don't you mean uranus? by themadguru (Wed 3rd Jun 2020 10:14pm)

What a bunch of cunts! by themadguru (Fri 26th Jun 2020 10:19am)

How are the elite going to get richer of they kill off 55 million of the UK population? I thought Bill Gates was meant to doing this so he he could make billions from selling his new vaccine. by themadguru (Sat 27th Jun 2020 2:22pm)

Apparently charges are starting up again on the 9th of July. Wardens are already on the streets issuing warning tickets but not penalty notices yet. by themadguru (Fri 3rd Jul 2020 4:39pm)

See here : https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/parking-charges-return-glasgow-council-18535957?utm_source=whatsapp.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar by themadguru (Fri 3rd Jul 2020 4:40pm)

The town centre is getting much busier again now that the shops are opening up, etc. That brings more of the 'normal' people back into town and all the undesirables get outnumbered and start to fade into the background a bit. I think if you come back into town now you will certainly notice a difference. by themadguru (Sun 12th Jul 2020 11:04am)

You can get a great fillet steak for a fiver from tesco! by themadguru (Sun 12th Jul 2020 7:29pm)

Fucking pedestrian Community! Make them walk on the road and see how they like getting knocked over by pricks in Audis and BMWs! by themadguru (Mon 13th Jul 2020 11:36pm)

This is a good idea. I use the Dreamcatcher app and it picks up everything. It's nice to have a record of when you fart in bed! by themadguru (Wed 15th Jul 2020 5:11pm)

I went to a pub in the city centre on Friday night. No problems at all with social distancing. Place was actually pretty quiet. Only problem was the foosty beer. Must have been using up the old kegs from before the lockdown. Tasted absolutely rotten. Really disappointed after waiting 4 months for a pint! by themadguru (Tue 21st Jul 2020 3:39pm)

Wardens are definitely out and about again. I watched them ticketing some guy yesterday. My permit ran out on 25th June so i have three months from then. I wasn't aware that you had to apply online now. Can't you go into John Street anymore? by themadguru (Fri 24th Jul 2020 3:42pm)

I wrote to my MP about this issue in the city centre as well. After lockdown the city centre was empty and homeless people, drug addicts and asylum seekers were housed in City centre hotels with no advice to city centre residents. As a result it became a fairly unsafe feeling type of place due to begging, groups of unsavoury types , etc. I can't say the answer from the police was particularly enlightening but at least it had highlighted the issue to them. The more city centre residents that highlight this type of thing to them the better. We should be able to feel safe in and around the area where we live! by themadguru (Thu 30th Jul 2020 11:40pm)

Doh! Someone else has already linked to this. It is worth a second look though. 😁 by themadguru (Fri 31st Jul 2020 2:44pm)

History of Duke Street. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ez3Ud-ijGkY&noapp=1 by themadguru (Fri 31st Jul 2020 2:40pm)

Why not ask a neighbour if you can piggy back off their wifi? Or set up a hot spot on your mobile. by themadguru (Tue 4th Aug 2020 4:03pm)

Weddell's Garage in Clydebank. I've been going three for years. Highly recommended! Good work, good price! by themadguru (Tue 4th Aug 2020 4:06pm)

Downstairs under the platforms in Central Station. by themadguru (Wed 5th Aug 2020 5:00pm)

Twitter @plyons45 by themadguru (Wed 5th Aug 2020 5:07pm)

You can book a tour but I'm not sure you can book it out for yourself. The guide is a guy called Paul Lyons. You can find him on twitter and ask the question. I know tours are off just now due to covid so he might go for it as a one - off. Worth a try! by themadguru (Wed 5th Aug 2020 5:06pm)

The old school house in Woodlands Road mibbe? by themadguru (Sun 16th Aug 2020 7:43pm)

Bust the cctv. I have an airbnb flat below me and it is a pain in the ass. They just leave their rubbish at the back door and expect it to magically make its way to the bins out back. Last time i brought it back upstairs and dumped it at their front door with a polite notice. Write to your factor about it and get everyone else in the building to do the same. They should then do something about it. Good luck. by themadguru (Mon 17th Aug 2020 12:53pm)

Move back from there into the Garnethill area and it is pretty quiet . by themadguru (Mon 17th Aug 2020 1:00pm)

The Inn on the Loch at Loch lomond. Isles of Glencoe Hotel in Glencoe. If you chose the Glencoe option you could climb into the hidden valley. Start point is close to Savile's shack. by themadguru (Mon 24th Aug 2020 3:15pm)

Farmers sometimes sell off sheepdog litters. If you have the time and energy for a collie this could be an option for you. Very smart dogs! by themadguru (Mon 31st Aug 2020 4:52pm)

The Drake on Woodlands Road is family friendly I think. Worth a look. by themadguru (Tue 1st Sep 2020 1:17pm)

Morris and Spottiswood. by themadguru (Sun 6th Sep 2020 11:37am)

When they say East Dunbartonshire do they actually mean West Dunbartonshire? It was West when it was announced last week. Bloody BBC! by themadguru (Mon 7th Sep 2020 7:06pm)

Oh bollocks! by themadguru (Mon 7th Sep 2020 7:13pm)

Cheers for that. I've been looking for an email and just couldn't find it. by themadguru (Wed 9th Sep 2020 3:44pm)

Join a club? by themadguru (Thu 10th Sep 2020 10:58pm)

What are your interests? by themadguru (Fri 11th Sep 2020 8:24am)

There are loads of cycling clubs around Glasgow although this may not be an attractive option for the start of winter. Not sure about the rest on your list but there is certainly a lot of drinking being done in Glasgow. Have you thought of tennis or squash? Numerous clubs around Glasgow. Some even also offer gym facilities. There are numerous photography clubs around as well. There is always night classes to learn a new language or skill with like minded people. by themadguru (Fri 11th Sep 2020 8:55am)

Freecycle it! by themadguru (Thu 17th Sep 2020 4:24pm)

Pitstop tyres in Lochburn rd, maryhill. I have had good service from them on multiple occasions. Cash only though, so bear that in mind. Cheers by themadguru (Fri 25th Sep 2020 1:33pm)

I've had whooping cough, it feels like you are dying. The most frightening think that has ever happened to me. by themadguru (Tue 29th Sep 2020 3:16pm)

Argos? by themadguru (Wed 30th Sep 2020 11:41am)

https://www.transport.gov.scot/active-travel/scotland-cycle-repair-scheme/ by themadguru (Fri 2nd Oct 2020 8:17pm)

I got my bike fixed thru the 50 quid scheme. Excellent idea. Don't know if it is still operating but you could maybe check it out here : https://www.transport.gov.scot/active-travel/scotland-cycle-repair-scheme/ by themadguru (Fri 2nd Oct 2020 8:16pm)

They are gone mate. Forget about them and move on. by themadguru (Fri 9th Oct 2020 3:43pm)

You know what I mean. Don't be an arse! by themadguru (Tue 13th Oct 2020 12:28pm)

The High Life! Scottish piss take on airline life. Very funny. by themadguru (Sat 31st Oct 2020 12:01pm)

Hate fireworks. Mainly from being a pet owner and having my dog petrified by the noise! by themadguru (Thu 5th Nov 2020 5:51pm)

I have loads taken at the start of the first lockdown. If these are any use DM me your email. Cheers by themadguru (Sat 21st Nov 2020 10:27am)

I live in the city centre and it has definitely been totally fucked up since the first lockdown. I honestly don't know if it will ever recover. by themadguru (Sat 21st Nov 2020 11:08pm)

Some fabulous cakes here, check out the chocolate cake made for the 50th birthday. You could have the 30th birthday version of this awesome cake made for your missus: https://instagram.com/littleswedishbakery?igshid=1tspf46i95f7c by themadguru (Wed 25th Nov 2020 10:41pm)

I've been in my flat for 4 years and still get mail for previous tenants. I just bin it now, by themadguru (Sat 5th Dec 2020 11:40pm)

Well done pal. by themadguru (Mon 7th Dec 2020 7:11pm)

I once chinned a group of youths outside subway in the city centre for just chucking sandwich wrappers and cups etc on the ground right outside the shop when there was a bin right there next to them. All I got was abuse from the wee bastards "this is glasgow mate, not Bearsden ffs". Fucking arseholes! by themadguru (Tue 15th Dec 2020 10:12am)

There is a shop in the livingston centre. by themadguru (Sun 27th Dec 2020 10:17pm)

Anyone that shouts abuse at someone trying to do their job is a cunt and should never be allowed to win.! by themadguru (Thu 14th Jan 2021 5:54pm)

The West highland way starts in Milngavie. by themadguru (Sat 16th Jan 2021 1:24pm)

You could try New Lanark and the Falls Of Clyde. by themadguru (Wed 20th Jan 2021 10:20pm)

You could give them to the peoples palace at Glasgow Green. They display all sorts of stuff like that. by themadguru (Mon 1st Feb 2021 9:58pm)

I looked at a flat in a converted church in Whiteinch. Absolutely beautiful conversion with some original brickwork and quirky touches throughout. Would have bought it but there were too many ghosts! by themadguru (Wed 17th Feb 2021 3:01pm)

There is a disused quarry in Mugdock Park just outside Milngavie. Probably full of rusty burnt out cars that joyriders have dumped there though. by themadguru (Fri 19th Feb 2021 12:53pm)

I've used Timpson loads of times. Have three watches now with lifetime battery guarantees. When it runs out they fit another one free. You pay a premium for this and it varies depending on the actual watch manufacturer. Never had a problem. And they also re-pressurise the watch for you. by themadguru (Thu 4th Mar 2021 8:43am)

In the West end most people dump shit like this on the street, not the back yard. Within a couple of days it magically disappears. by themadguru (Mon 29th Mar 2021 2:33pm)

Cillit bang mould remover does a great job. Comes in a black and purple bottle and you can get it pretty cheap from Savers stores. by themadguru (Tue 30th Mar 2021 10:23pm)

Join the tufty club and you'll be sound! by themadguru (Wed 14th Apr 2021 10:30pm)

Weddell's garage in Clydebank. First rate! by themadguru (Sun 18th Apr 2021 10:22am)

My share of building insurance came in at £420 this year. Goes up year on year and, despite me asking, the factors just renew with the same company every year. I constantly feel ripped off by these fucking parasites ! by themadguru (Mon 10th May 2021 11:24am)

Aye, Macs is great! by themadguru (Sun 16th May 2021 3:58pm)

4 weeks old is far too young to take a puppy from its mother even if it was a puppy farm! by themadguru (Thu 20th May 2021 10:24pm)

GCC are proposing to make Queen Margaret Drives and places in Maryhill paid parking zones this year. Despite complaints from just about everyone during the consultation phase they propose to go ahead with parking fees from 6 am to 10 pm. Fucking parasites! by themadguru (Fri 21st May 2021 8:42am)

They will also tell you that all four tyres are fucked, you need new shock absorbers, your exhaust is gubbed and your disk pads are shot! by themadguru (Mon 24th May 2021 10:24pm)

I live in Garnethill in the city centre and have not experienced the noise of drunk people fighting with each other. Garnethill is very handy for Strathclyde Uni and has a fairly large student population, you should check it out. by themadguru (Tue 25th May 2021 8:49am)

The Beresford! Nuff said mate. Enjoy yer night! by themadguru (Tue 25th May 2021 12:14pm)

Agreed, definitely worth a look! by themadguru (Wed 26th May 2021 10:39pm)

Aye, there is a homer Simpson there as well but the dragon goes right around the block. by themadguru (Thu 27th May 2021 8:32am)

Oh Matron! by themadguru (Mon 7th Jun 2021 10:50pm)

Join your local squash club! by themadguru (Fri 18th Jun 2021 10:19pm)

Was in Oran Mor for a pint the other night and it was minging! by themadguru (Wed 28th Jul 2021 10:18pm)

I live in a 2 bedroom flat in the city centre and council tax is £108 per month after the 25% discount. by themadguru (Thu 29th Jul 2021 7:41pm)

Weddell's garage in Clydebank. I've been going there for years. Always a top job and no messing! by themadguru (Mon 2nd Aug 2021 9:00am)

Moyra Jaynes in Pollokshields. by themadguru (Thu 5th Aug 2021 1:35pm)

The Red Onion or Sarti in the city centre or Bo'vine on Byres Road. by themadguru (Mon 9th Aug 2021 8:53am)

Suits you sir hmmm! by themadguru (Fri 13th Aug 2021 10:12pm)

Factors are all parasites. Mine never answers any emails and you can't get through on the phone. Absolute pain in the arse! by themadguru (Fri 13th Aug 2021 10:12pm)

Maryhill! by themadguru (Sat 14th Aug 2021 10:22pm)

My letter came pretty quick as well. by themadguru (Sun 15th Aug 2021 6:20pm)

Another vote here for little Swedish bakery! by themadguru (Tue 17th Aug 2021 4:37pm)

Who are your factors? My flat is factored by Ross & Liddell and our building insurance is through Allianz and costs around £700 per annum. How do you find out what commission they get paid? by themadguru (Tue 17th Aug 2021 4:43pm)

Wait a couple of minutes and then make your mind up 😂 by themadguru (Mon 13th Sep 2021 8:32pm)

Go to Livingstone outlets mall. They are all there. Nike , Adidas, under armour, new balance, etc. by themadguru (Sat 25th Sep 2021 10:28pm)

If you don't live in the area and your car is not registered to an address in the area you will not qualify for a permit. by themadguru (Tue 28th Sep 2021 3:02pm)

Join a sports club to meet like minded people! Get out the house away from the computer screen and get fit at the same time. by themadguru (Thu 7th Oct 2021 11:36pm)

You come from a long line of fannies! by themadguru (Sat 9th Oct 2021 5:01pm)

Monkey shoulder is always good. Good story about why it is named that. by themadguru (Thu 14th Oct 2021 10:24pm)

The playdrome in Clydebank. by themadguru (Thu 14th Oct 2021 10:40pm)

I sat on the end of row h at blood brothers as well and at times could not see what was going on at the edge of the stage. Loved it when the policeman with the gun came in right in front of me. I wondered what the fuck was going on lol. by themadguru (Thu 14th Oct 2021 10:50pm)

Blane Valley! by themadguru (Wed 3rd Nov 2021 10:34pm)

Visit New Lanark and walk the Falls of Clyde. by themadguru (Thu 4th Nov 2021 8:10pm)

I remember talking my dog miles out of town years ago to avoid the fireworks as he was a wreck every year. Unfortunately dogs hearing is so sensitive that even the slightest pop from miles away that I could hardly even hear still sent him over the edge. Also tried playing loud music in the house but, again, he could still hear the pops of the rockets, etc. Man I hate fireworks, by themadguru (Fri 5th Nov 2021 10:13am)

Whether do you live? There are loads of tennis clubs throughout the city and into the suburbs. Give us an idea of where you stay and you will possibly get better recommendations. by themadguru (Sat 6th Nov 2021 10:41pm)

I think there is a shop in the Sauchiehall Street centre that might sell that sort of thing. Go right through almost to the Renfrew Street exit and it is around there somewhere. by themadguru (Thu 25th Nov 2021 10:18pm)

Looks like a bin job I'm afraid. by themadguru (Thu 25th Nov 2021 10:16pm)

Sarti on Bath Street, Amore in the Merchant City or Don Costanzo (Il Caprese) in Woodside crescent. All fabulous! by themadguru (Mon 6th Dec 2021 3:24pm)

I was done at Partick and it was pretty quick. The longest part was the 15 minute wait after the jag before they let you leave. I don't think they require this any more though. by themadguru (Fri 17th Dec 2021 11:26am)

Was in Waterstones on Sauchiehall Street earlier today and their coffee shop bit is all closed up due to covid. by themadguru (Sat 18th Dec 2021 10:47pm)

Go2 cafe is pretty good. by themadguru (Mon 27th Dec 2021 11:43am)

The Oxford chippie in Garnethill. by themadguru (Mon 27th Dec 2021 7:43pm)

The Beech Tree at Glengoyne. Take the West highland way from Milngavie and it takes you right there. by themadguru (Thu 30th Dec 2021 10:10pm)

I'll go with 'wrecking ball' by Miley Cyrus! by themadguru (Sat 8th Jan 2022 1:41pm)

Milngavie Town centre has a number of charity shops. by themadguru (Sat 8th Jan 2022 1:49pm)

You will definitely have to pay for the pleasure of parking outside your home. Most areas of Glasgow the cost is £85 per year. Your art must be registered to your address and you can only get one permit per household so if you have 2 cars you're fecked! by themadguru (Mon 17th Jan 2022 7:59pm)

No it hasn't. Curry cottage is a different restaurant around the corner on Cambridge Street. The wee curry shop is currently getting done up and will open again sometime soon and be twice the size it was as they have taken over the unit next door. by themadguru (Sun 23rd Jan 2022 10:49pm)

Another city centre dweller here if required. Have a great day! by themadguru (Mon 24th Jan 2022 10:45pm)

I think this is somewhere down in the Merchant City. by themadguru (Fri 28th Jan 2022 10:33pm)

Sarti on Bath Street. Fabulous Italian food! If you prefer something Indian you are spoilt for choice. If you are staying in the centre then try Karma Sutra on Sauchiehall Street or Masala Twist on Hope Street across from Molly Malone's. You're weclome! by themadguru (Thu 3rd Feb 2022 10:42pm)

Was in Sauchiehall Street earlier today and there were two people in sleeping bags and their dog sleeping on the ground beside the cash machine at tesco. Looks like they had all their worldly possessions strewn about the street beside them. You want to use the cash machine you've got to step over them to get to it. That's got to impress visitors to our fair City! by themadguru (Wed 9th Feb 2022 2:20pm)

There is one in Renfrew Street just round the corner from the GFT. by themadguru (Thu 10th Feb 2022 12:51pm)

Join a club that caters for something you are interested in to meet like minded people. by themadguru (Thu 10th Feb 2022 10:52pm)

Nobody get a video of it? by themadguru (Thu 17th Feb 2022 10:22pm)

The Clyde Valley tourist route is a nice run. Nice windy road for the motorbike. Just watch out for the doddery old codgers driving down to the garden centres for their coffee and cake. by themadguru (Sat 26th Feb 2022 4:03pm)

Try the North Face shop in Buchanan Street. Their gloves are great. by themadguru (Sat 26th Feb 2022 4:06pm)

Thousands of visitors that get into the museum free. Keep the painting and start charging everyone a quid to get in. That's great value and would bring in some much needed cash. Could charge a quid at the transport museum as well. Surely visitors wouldn't mind paying that! by themadguru (Mon 28th Feb 2022 3:19pm)

You could try Mac's on Sauchiehall Street if you are in town. They are one of those old fashioned, indipendent shops that do shoes, keys, etc. They might be able to help. by themadguru (Thu 10th Mar 2022 9:13am)

Antipasti on Sauchiehall Street is good for pre-theatre. Nice surroundings and good food. by themadguru (Thu 10th Mar 2022 9:10am)

Lifetime guarantee is a great option. I have bought this for three watches and it saves you loads of money over time. Like he said, just don't lose the wee card that they give you as proof of purchase. by themadguru (Thu 10th Mar 2022 9:21am)

The Blane Valley is a great karaoke bar! by themadguru (Fri 11th Mar 2022 10:27pm)

Companies pay Google to be at the top of any searches for specific things. Pretty sure DB are paying a lot of money every month to be first on the search list! by themadguru (Sat 26th Mar 2022 10:27pm)

Try a barber shop. They are all over the place. Walk in and tell them you want a haircut, they will welcome you in! by themadguru (Sat 26th Mar 2022 10:40pm)

I appealed a ticket in basically the same way. My visitor permit was actually visible in the wing mirror in one of the photos. Traffic warden had not taken a picture of the actual window the permit was in but had loads of other pictures. One of them showed the permit in the wing mirror and that is how the ticket ended up getting cancelled. Had to take time off work to go to the appeal though. All to save 30 quid. Traffic wardens are scum sometimes! by themadguru (Sun 3rd Apr 2022 9:39pm)

What's nice about Milngavie? by themadguru (Thu 7th Apr 2022 12:15am)

>You’ll manage anywhere in Glasgow for £1,350/ month if it’s shared. She's gonna have to eat and heat! by themadguru (Thu 7th Apr 2022 12:26am)

The handset in my flat was gubbed when i moved in and i contacted the factor only to be told it was my problem. Nothing to do with them. 5 years later they are now putting in a new door entry system and the factor arranged it! Figure that out! by themadguru (Mon 11th Apr 2022 10:24pm)

Their employers have got nothing to do with it. Speak to them direct or get the factors/Council involved. If that doesn't work go to the papers. 😜 by themadguru (Thu 14th Apr 2022 10:10am)

Plenty of lambs in fields at Lanark. Train from town goes directly there. by themadguru (Sat 16th Apr 2022 10:48pm)

Jackson's on Cambridge street. by themadguru (Thu 28th Apr 2022 7:54pm)

The Peoples Palace. by themadguru (Mon 2nd May 2022 6:18pm)

Out of the three mentioned I would choose Ayr. Include a visit to the twa dugs pub. Excellent venue with live music! by themadguru (Thu 12th May 2022 10:33pm)

Mac's on Sauchiehall Street opposite the big Tesco. by themadguru (Sun 15th May 2022 7:34pm)

For information/comparison - the council tax for my tenement flat in the city centre is £111 per month after deduction of the 25% single occupancy allowance. by themadguru (Sat 21st May 2022 5:35pm)

Cafe Nero on Sauchiehall Street is pretty nice and has wee private bits where you can chat. by themadguru (Sun 22nd May 2022 10:35pm)

Sauchiehall Street is a shithole! by themadguru (Sun 29th May 2022 11:49pm)

He could sell the flat with a sitting tenant to another property investor. He gets his cash with no impact to you. by themadguru (Tue 7th Jun 2022 7:32pm)

Graffiti 😁 by themadguru (Wed 8th Jun 2022 12:12pm)

You're looking in the wrong places. There is tons of divorces. I was out with my new partner with a couple of friends and all 4 of us were divorced. All divorced and for every one of us it was our ex's fault! Who'd have thought it? by themadguru (Thu 9th Jun 2022 1:12pm)

Singl end on Renfrew Street. This is your best option! by themadguru (Mon 13th Jun 2022 10:13pm)

The Q club on North Street overlooking the M8 or Reardons at the bottom end of Hope Street near Argyle Street. by themadguru (Sat 25th Jun 2022 2:01pm)

Fucking rank wee bastards! by themadguru (Tue 28th Jun 2022 7:35pm)

What about language classes? by themadguru (Tue 28th Jun 2022 7:46pm)

Brilliant, hope the local dogs take it into consideration when you are out for walkies 😂 by themadguru (Tue 28th Jun 2022 8:09pm)

The truth! I'm fed up of all the fecking lies and journalists not holding people to account! by themadguru (Thu 7th Jul 2022 2:39pm)

Another vote here for New Lanark and the Falls of Clyde. by themadguru (Thu 7th Jul 2022 10:58pm)

There is a pool in Maryhill sports centre or there is Allander Leisure in Bearsden. by themadguru (Fri 8th Jul 2022 6:02pm)

Snaffle Bit, Islay Inn, The Griffin? by themadguru (Sun 24th Jul 2022 10:09am)

New Lanark Mill Hotel is fabulous. Set within a very historic world heritage site in New Lanark. Nice rooms and the restaurant is pretty good too. About 40 minutes from Glasgow. Nice walks up the Falls of Clyde as well. by themadguru (Wed 27th Jul 2022 2:08pm)

I'm in a tenement and it averages out at about 75 quid a month. This includes the extortionate annual insurance renewal costs. by themadguru (Sun 31st Jul 2022 11:02pm)

2 months and an £8 grand budget will sort that nicely for the rental market. 🤣 by themadguru (Wed 10th Aug 2022 2:19pm)

Book yourself a hotel in Bearsden or Milngavie. 25 minutes in a train to the city centre. by themadguru (Wed 17th Aug 2022 10:58pm)

Whereabouts on the edge of town do you park? by themadguru (Wed 31st Aug 2022 12:34am)

Gcc recently started parking enforcement in Maryhill. I thought they were moving outwards all over the place as a money making scheme. by themadguru (Wed 31st Aug 2022 8:27am)

Any scottish tat shop will have these. by themadguru (Sat 3rd Sep 2022 3:02pm)

House of Bruar are a bunch of tory cunts! by themadguru (Thu 22nd Sep 2022 10:27pm)

Weddell's garage in Clydebank. As honest as they come! by themadguru (Tue 27th Sep 2022 10:09pm)

Tesco. £3 for a meal deal (with clubcard discount). by themadguru (Mon 3rd Oct 2022 3:55pm)

You won't find free parking anywhere in the city centre. It's not even free for residents as they have to pay GCC for an annual parking permit. You could park in Pollokshields and either walk into town or get a subway or train. You could probably walk it in 20 to 30 minutes depending on where the office is. by themadguru (Mon 10th Oct 2022 5:04pm)

St Andrews Drive. Lots of building going on there at the moment and workers cars parked though. Worth a shot! by themadguru (Mon 10th Oct 2022 6:04pm)

Exactly this! Had a fillet steak from the Tesco extra special range last week and it was cracking. £8 each, cooked the way we like it. Fabulous. Also had cracking fillets from Sainsbury. If you want to pay more go to your good local butcher. by themadguru (Thu 13th Oct 2022 8:46am)

The Savoy Centre! by themadguru (Mon 17th Oct 2022 9:26pm)

Ashoka, Finnieston. Kharma Sutra, Sauchiehall Street, masala twist at the top of hope Street. All three recommended. by themadguru (Sun 23rd Oct 2022 11:40am)

Have you looked at Freecycle? It is free stuff, you just need to pick it up. by themadguru (Wed 9th Nov 2022 7:41pm)

Airport bus is free if you have the bus pass! by themadguru (Mon 28th Nov 2022 2:41pm)

It is dead cheap though! by themadguru (Thu 1st Dec 2022 1:00am)

Livingstone designer outlets. Check it out! by themadguru (Thu 1st Dec 2022 12:59am)

The Griffin, the State Bar, Jacksons. by themadguru (Thu 8th Dec 2022 10:27pm)

Join a sports club. Tennis, Squash. by themadguru (Tue 13th Dec 2022 2:30pm)

Jaconelli's at Queens Cross is like going back in time! by themadguru (Mon 2nd Jan 2023 6:56pm)

Definitely contact the GCC planning enforcement section. Ask if this property has the specific licences required to operate as a short term let. There is one in my building which didn't and it is in the process of being closed down. Im sure there is also a rule that a short term let must have its own front door. In a tenement they obviously do not have this. Hope you manage to stop this as it is a total pain in the ass with noise and litter, etc. by themadguru (Mon 16th Jan 2023 2:00pm)

Definitely cheese on toast! by themadguru (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 10:43pm)

This just gets more ridiculous by the day. by themadguru (Sun 5th Feb 2023 8:19pm)

Is Penisland still there? by themadguru (Tue 7th Feb 2023 9:49pm)

Vegan burger I had in The Citizen was one of the best burgers I've ever had and I'm not even vegan! by themadguru (Wed 8th Feb 2023 9:23am)

The horse shoe Blane Valley Islay Inn Ben Nevis Pot Still The Griffin To many to choose from! by themadguru (Wed 8th Feb 2023 11:44pm)

17000 in 16 months? Ffs did they all have square sausage? by themadguru (Thu 9th Feb 2023 12:04am)

Ross and Liddell. Absolutely useless cunts! Previously had Hacking and Paterson at a different address. They are useless cunts as well! by themadguru (Thu 9th Feb 2023 12:16am)

Sarti on Bath Street. Masala Twist on Hope Street The Citizen on St Vincent Street Man, there's hunners of places, it depends what you want to eat! by themadguru (Fri 10th Feb 2023 11:33am)

Singl End is vastly over-rated! by themadguru (Sat 25th Feb 2023 2:54pm)

GarnetHill. I've been a couple of times and don't see what all the fuss is about. After last time I'm not going back. Over priced and distinctly average. The place smelled strange and was cold. by themadguru (Sat 25th Feb 2023 10:59pm)

Were you satisfied with how much you sold for or do you think a larger agency could have got you more viewers and possibly a higher sales price as a result? by themadguru (Tue 28th Feb 2023 12:06pm)

I thought hair piece was the winner for sure as the guy advertising mentioned giving customers a piece. by themadguru (Tue 28th Feb 2023 12:16pm)

Park for free on St Andrews Drive in Pollokshields and you have a 20 minute cycle into the city centre. by themadguru (Wed 1st Mar 2023 3:25pm)

No it's "what a total prick". Or it should be! by themadguru (Fri 3rd Mar 2023 9:13am)

Mr Central Heating in Hillington sell all sorts of boilers and radiators at really good prices. Get one from them and find a plumber to fit it for you. Save a load of cash that way. by themadguru (Fri 3rd Mar 2023 9:33am)

Oops, that's what I meant of course 😂 by themadguru (Fri 3rd Mar 2023 10:17am)

The Oxford restaurant in Garnethill. by themadguru (Sun 5th Mar 2023 2:48pm)

Ffs! by themadguru (Tue 7th Mar 2023 10:44am)

They are not doing it for nothing! We will be paying for the privilege. by themadguru (Wed 8th Mar 2023 10:17pm)

Oh look who it is nae! by themadguru (Sun 12th Mar 2023 12:49pm)

Mibbe wouldn't want a friend knowing personal details like that. by themadguru (Thu 16th Mar 2023 2:26pm)

I'm in Glasgow City Centre and mine went up by 6 quid a month and is paid over the 10 months. by themadguru (Sat 18th Mar 2023 12:34pm)

Get up to Sauchiehall Street on a Friday or Saturday night and I'm sure you'll pick up something. by themadguru (Sun 19th Mar 2023 3:09pm)

You can climb the path to the hidden valley at Glen Coe. Worth a look! by themadguru (Mon 20th Mar 2023 10:22pm)

Any hot dog rolls? by themadguru (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 8:54pm)

It was 1.75 yesterday ya fucking dick! by themadguru (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 11:18pm)

Get stuff from freecycle. Upcycle it and then flog it like the tv programme 'money for nothing'. by themadguru (Thu 23rd Mar 2023 9:56pm)

Hamilton ice rink by themadguru (Fri 24th Mar 2023 8:34am)

It's close enough 😉. Probably easier to get to than EK. by themadguru (Fri 24th Mar 2023 9:28am)

Glasgow Live here we come 😂 by themadguru (Mon 27th Mar 2023 7:32pm)

It is 8.50 each way. But it is free if you have a bus pass! Ideal as it drops you and picks you up right at the front door. by themadguru (Tue 28th Mar 2023 9:05pm)

I live in the city centre and a resident parking permit costs me £135 a year. Apply on the GCC website. by themadguru (Fri 31st Mar 2023 7:48pm)

The Oxford chippie in Garnethill just off Cambridge Street. 10/10! by themadguru (Tue 4th Apr 2023 2:16pm)

Best kebab! by themadguru (Fri 7th Apr 2023 8:25pm)

I got blinds online at http://unbeatableblinds.co.uk/ Did the job great and were reasonably priced. by themadguru (Mon 10th Apr 2023 10:42am)

That is a pain in the ass. Do so they council allow you to buy visitor parking permits? I buy them for £10 for a book of 5 and each one gives 6 hours of parking. by themadguru (Tue 11th Apr 2023 8:39am)

Definitely worth checking it out. If not mibbe a neighbour could help out and get some for you. What time are restrictions in place in your area? In mine it is 8am until 10pm seven days a week and traffic wardens are always about. Brutal! by themadguru (Tue 11th Apr 2023 10:54pm)

Shared Bangkok. Go to Thornwood! by themadguru (Thu 13th Apr 2023 9:39pm)

City centre. One good thing is that the actual resident parking permit price is being reduced from £135 to £85 soon. I believe this is to bring it into line with the rest of Glasgow. Happy days 🎉 by themadguru (Thu 13th Apr 2023 9:41pm)

Fuck off! by themadguru (Thu 13th Apr 2023 9:49pm)

The Beech Tree in on the road to Killearn at Glengoyne. by themadguru (Sat 15th Apr 2023 2:12pm)

I could call you a lot of things that would be an insult. Banana is not one of them. by themadguru (Thu 20th Apr 2023 4:14pm)

Guinness is £4.30 a pint in Jackson's on Cambridge Street. by themadguru (Thu 20th Apr 2023 4:16pm)

👆🏻 This is the way to go. Bus is £9, it's free if you have a bus pass. Not sure how much the subway is but together this is much cheaper than a taxi for sure. by themadguru (Sun 23rd Apr 2023 12:05am)

Drive to Lanark and walk along the river from the centre of town to New Lanark and then up the Falls of Clyde. by themadguru (Sun 23rd Apr 2023 9:43am)

So what were you looking at? by themadguru (Mon 24th Apr 2023 2:30pm)

LEZ is due to be implemented in June this year. Bringing a non compliant car into the city centre will cost you in addition to the cost of parking so check your car complies before driving into town. by themadguru (Wed 26th Apr 2023 11:56pm)

They would probably delete it anyway. I left bad feedback on a company Facebook page together with photos and it miraculously vanished. by themadguru (Sat 29th Apr 2023 10:22pm)

These should be a skoosh to do by yourself. All you need is a screw driver. by themadguru (Sun 30th Apr 2023 4:44pm)

Chaophraya on Buchanan Street have a lot of private dining rooms? If Thai food is your thing it might be worth checking out. by themadguru (Mon 1st May 2023 1:37pm)

Is it a security alarm or a smoke alarm? by themadguru (Mon 8th May 2023 10:29pm)

Nobody in the close got a phone number? A few people in my close have shared their emails and mobile numbers which helps in situations like this. A lot of flats seem to be occupied in this way these days unfortunately. by themadguru (Mon 8th May 2023 10:38pm)

Molly Malones has just put it up to £3.35. Was in last night. by themadguru (Thu 11th May 2023 10:38pm)

Do you qualify for the young persons bus pass to get free travel? Could be worth it if you do! You then save the full £300 which could easily cover food and stuff for the month. by themadguru (Thu 18th May 2023 7:31pm)

Ashoka, Finnieston Little curry shop, Buccleuch Street Obsession of India, Queen Street Akbars, Sauchiehall Street Masala Twist, Hope Street These are all really good. by themadguru (Tue 23rd May 2023 11:47am)

Lifetime Finance group on West Regent street. Done my mortgage and then two family members and a number of friends. First class. by themadguru (Fri 2nd Jun 2023 2:59pm)

https://hillheadbookclub.co.uk/ by themadguru (Fri 2nd Jun 2023 3:01pm)

If you want to play a proper game don't go to a pub to do it 😂. by themadguru (Fri 2nd Jun 2023 4:50pm)

GarnetHill is chargeable until 10pm seven days a week. Great Western Road is free after 6/6:30. What about the LEZ? Is your car compliant? Watch out for that! by themadguru (Sun 4th Jun 2023 1:05pm)

🎵Did somebody say Just shiiit 🎵 by themadguru (Wed 14th Jun 2023 7:27pm)

Result! by themadguru (Wed 14th Jun 2023 10:08pm)

Singl-end is vastly over rated. Last time I went there the food was not great and there was a horrible smell in the area around our table. by themadguru (Thu 6th Jul 2023 9:39am)

Moyra Jane's in Pollokshields make great sandwiches. BLT is awesome! by themadguru (Fri 7th Jul 2023 1:23pm)

Ashoka in Finnieston! by themadguru (Fri 7th Jul 2023 7:44pm)

Allander leisure, Bearsden. I know it's not West End but it's not far away. by themadguru (Mon 17th Jul 2023 9:49pm)

Yeah, like this happens all the time! Sit down mate. by themadguru (Mon 17th Jul 2023 9:56pm)

The council tennis courts that used to be free are now 10 quid for an hour. Wtaf? That is some price increase! by themadguru (Sat 29th Jul 2023 8:01pm)

Sarti on Bath Street is great. Always buzzing and great food. The Citizen on St Vincent Street is good as well. For Indian try Masala Twist at the top of Hope Street across from Molly Malones. by themadguru (Thu 7th Sep 2023 10:33pm)

Very busy in the air over lanark yesterday. A lot of circling going on. by themadguru (Mon 11th Sep 2023 10:49am)

Weddell's garage in Clydebank. Honest as the day is long! by themadguru (Fri 22nd Sep 2023 6:54pm)

They are doing sauchiehall Street up believe it or not 😂 by themadguru (Mon 2nd Oct 2023 5:33pm)

When I purchased my property I got it for below home report price and marketed price as there did not appear to be massive interest. It's just your luck I think. by themadguru (Thu 12th Oct 2023 10:09am)

Is there not usually a big fireworks display in Strathclyde Park? Only problem there is parking is terrible and it will take hours to get out. by themadguru (Thu 12th Oct 2023 1:52pm)

Get an Itison deal for The Scallion. 2 burgers and 2 pints for £22. I did this last week and it's a cracking deal. Can recommend the Korean Chicken burger, it was super tasty! [https://www.itison.com/Glasgow/deals/the-scallion-dining-drinks-3](https://www.itison.com/Glasgow/deals/the-scallion-dining-drinks-3) by themadguru (Thu 12th Oct 2023 2:36pm)

Molly Malone's on Hope Street. by themadguru (Fri 13th Oct 2023 8:54pm)

Don't use them then! Just cook your own food, at least it will be hot when you get it 🤣 by themadguru (Mon 23rd Oct 2023 5:11pm)

Sign up with an agency for work in a factory. Should be able to do that and pick it up again as necessary. These places are always looking for good people. by themadguru (Tue 24th Oct 2023 2:40pm)

There's always at least 12 of them hanging about outside Macdonalds on Sauchiehall Street. Easy pickings for plod! by themadguru (Mon 30th Oct 2023 11:04pm)

IKEA sizes of mattress only fit IKEA beds. But a mattress there and you'll need to buy the bed as well. EMMA mattresses online had a great offer last week, don't know if it is still going but worth a look. by themadguru (Tue 31st Oct 2023 11:10pm)

No they don't. Factors are all useless money grabbing cunts. by themadguru (Wed 1st Nov 2023 10:59pm)

Bucketlist on Cambridge Street. by themadguru (Sat 11th Nov 2023 6:11pm)

Masala Twist at the top of Hope Street. Great food, great value. by themadguru (Tue 14th Nov 2023 10:36pm)

Unfortunately Glasgow is full of these feral wee cunts. Bamming people up just for their own entertainment. 12 years old ! Fuck sake, cunts! by themadguru (Wed 29th Nov 2023 10:19am)

Hummingbird on Bath Street? They have a great area downstairs but I don't know how much it would cost. Worth a call? by themadguru (Thu 7th Dec 2023 1:49pm)