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  • it's because we're smarter by WzKy (Sat 11th May 2019 6:09pm)
  • square sausage and bacon doubler. I'm here for a good time not a long time by WzKy (Fri 6th Sep 2019 10:22am)
  • Classic symptom of psychopathy by WzKy (Thu 3rd Oct 2019 11:34pm)
  • where are we meeting up to show off the bikes our parents gave us? by WzKy (Wed 25th Dec 2019 4:29am)
  • if you let out so much as a chortle while hearing this shite, you need checked. by WzKy (Tue 17th Mar 2020 10:25pm)
  • I found DeeDee by WzKy (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 3:49am)
  • who needs a badge when you're wearing the full outfit by WzKy (Tue 12th May 2020 5:56pm)
  • DELETED Great pizza by any measure, but for the price you can't beat it. by WzKy (Thu 14th May 2020 12:30am)
  • away to fuck by WzKy (Tue 28th Jul 2020 12:40pm)
  • https://streamable.com/demro8 by WzKy (Fri 18th Sep 2020 11:15pm)
  • [Mad irish fella doing some character shtick](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TOKgT9wseU) This video was very early in the life, since then he's only gotten better haha - have a wee trawl through the top posts on r/francishiggins if he's tickled your pickle by WzKy (Fri 18th Sep 2020 11:48pm)
  • the wee bee is nice by WzKy (Fri 25th Sep 2020 12:39pm)
  • Alternatively, if you're not in the mood for going to the Asian shops - you can try Knorr Aromat from pretty much any regular supermarket in the spice aisle. It's mainly MSG, but with a vaguely chicken stock kinda taste to it as well. Does the job. by WzKy (Mon 7th Dec 2020 7:12pm)
  • I reckon it'd just be the one circle by WzKy (Fri 18th Dec 2020 11:53am)
  • fish on chips aye? by WzKy (Fri 15th Jan 2021 1:56am)
  • Opinions about the management aside - their pizza is objectively fucking wank. by WzKy (Fri 5th Feb 2021 6:23pm)
  • Watching Hardy Bucks as well, clearly a couple of sound cunts. by WzKy (Mon 8th Feb 2021 1:23am)
  • DELETED Assuming something important has been left out here - why are you wanting/needing it checked monthly? Any cunt would be willing to take the pay to go up and scan for wear over the course of a month since their last visit, which would be fuck all given they'd have done any needed work a month prior. Is your roof the same size as Maryhill tesco or what? by WzKy (Mon 8th Feb 2021 11:26am)
  • DELETED Oh aye I misinterpreted, forgive me I've had a long weekend. They're right enough tho, the done thing is to just see to any work as and when it needs done. If you actually have a roofing emergency most of the time it'd just be a half day job that anybody would be willing to take on at a day's notice. I don't know of anybody on a private scale that would take on something like you're suggesting, as it borders into weird territory. There's only so much you can tell about a roof from standing on top of the thing, and small scale roofers wouldn't want to be held liable for the costs in a worst case scenario. by WzKy (Mon 8th Feb 2021 12:04pm)
  • The comments on this post are bound to turn out well by WzKy (Mon 8th Feb 2021 12:20pm)
  • I think your best outcome is to go for some level of comprehensive home insurance, while feeling safe in the knowledge that if there ever does come a need for repairs, you won't be hard pressed to get someone out to do them. by WzKy (Mon 8th Feb 2021 12:26pm)
  • don't come crying to me when some cunt hurls a brick back up at ye by WzKy (Tue 9th Feb 2021 7:59am)
  • Was seeing the neighbour out launching tennis balls for the dog onto the (white) green - the dog being pretty useless at finding stuff would just start digging like a madman, then the owner would find it for him and repeat the process. Next thing I hear is "AW NAW IT'S A FROZEN JOBBY HAHAHAHAHA" and he's there shouting to every cunt, holding his wee shite lolly up to the sky like he-man and his sword by WzKy (Tue 9th Feb 2021 9:16am)
  • DELETED it's fuckin cold huy by WzKy (Thu 11th Feb 2021 7:05am)
  • No mention of Best Kebab SMH by WzKy (Mon 15th Feb 2021 10:29am)
  • You sound like you could do with a joint by WzKy (Mon 15th Feb 2021 5:59pm)
  • yer a sound cunt by WzKy (Mon 15th Feb 2021 11:48pm)
  • Buy a chisel and a bag of cement and do it yourself. The more you manage to fuck it up the quicker it'll be properly fixed. by WzKy (Thu 18th Feb 2021 1:51pm)
  • Fuck that. idk your age but maybe they have you down as being 18 or something, whatever it is it'd be worth having a word - there's no need to think of it as kicking up a fuss. Unless you're picking winkles and all your co-workers are illegal immigrants, it'd probably get sorted on the spot for you. by WzKy (Fri 19th Feb 2021 1:48pm)
  • > Call the police Friend answers the door, says there's nothing wrong, then kills himself. Don't do this. by WzKy (Fri 19th Feb 2021 9:08pm)
  • I'm not sure if you're fully aware of the chain of events that takes place after a wellness check like this, but the chances of the outcome I suggested are far more likely than what you suggest. I'm not disputing that a wellness check is a legitimate point of action, moreso that it shouldn't be the first move you make in this situation. OP's friend reached out to OP, and as OP suggested they're unsure as to whether or not it was a plea for help - the absolute last thing I would recommend in this situation would be for the police to show up and cart off a vulnerable person to potentially spend 2 weeks in a mental unit. If they're naive enough to tell the truth about how they feel they could end up getting drugged up and locked up against their will. Nothing says the person in question has demonstrated that they're past the point of regular help, so unless the person has said they're going to hurt others, I'd wholly advise against a spur of the moment wellness check as it's the easy way out for someone in OP's situation. All of what I said is probably fairly debatable in regular times, but during the past year when almost every cunt has had the fleeting notion of offing themselves, I'd be remiss not to suggest hesitation before taking a move as drastic as a wellness check. I hope I don't come across as if I'm being harsh to you but it's serious business. by WzKy (Sat 20th Feb 2021 12:56am)
  • How does it work? by WzKy (Sat 20th Feb 2021 2:55pm)
  • DELETED Oh, they must've been diverted the opposite direction from me then. It's been blissful peace ever since. by WzKy (Wed 24th Feb 2021 1:58am)
  • DELETED I'm from up north as well and didn't even know they existed until hearing the fucking flutes or w/e it is on a sunday. They can go have their fun in the middle of a field somewhere for all I care, fuck knows why they feel like they have to march on main roads waking everycunt up. by WzKy (Wed 24th Feb 2021 1:58am)
  • DELETED Did they not outright ban them anyways beforehand? At least in my neck of the woods they stopped in 2018 iirc, after one of the cunts spat on a priest or some shite like that. Also give me yer man's phone number and tell him I'm a sound cunt. by WzKy (Wed 24th Feb 2021 1:33am)
  • DELETED away to fuck, at least with the indie marches there were no shite tin whistle tunes playing. That's unreal. Can't comprehend why they're allowed. by WzKy (Wed 24th Feb 2021 7:17am)
  • Tune of the day is a banger by WzKy (Thu 25th Feb 2021 5:53am)
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ein57OSrqoA by WzKy (Sat 27th Feb 2021 8:31am)
  • DELETED Semi-unrelated but how the fuck are they 40p? Are these from 1995 or what? by WzKy (Tue 2nd Mar 2021 3:15pm)
  • oh aye i'm seeing the 'refund' now that i look closer by WzKy (Tue 2nd Mar 2021 3:20pm)
  • My gallon of hot sauce arrived yesterday, and after shitting my insides out this morning I'm feeling great. Spectacular Wednesday we have on our hands. by WzKy (Wed 3rd Mar 2021 8:47am)
  • [Some basic old Frank's](https://i.imgur.com/Izxq69q.png), planning a trip to Lupe's at some point to grab some more exotic items for the shelf but it was about the time for a stock up on the go-to. by WzKy (Wed 3rd Mar 2021 9:08am)
  • The evil amazon has it in stock from time to time for cheap, also some cash&carry type places/wholesale food suppliers will have it if you prefer getting it in person. by WzKy (Wed 3rd Mar 2021 10:01am)
  • Works out to be around half the price of buying the tiny bottles when they're not on offer. I'd recommend grabbing yourself some squeezy bottles to decant it, as it's a bit of a pain trying to use a gallon jug. If you end up buying it, make sure you give the gallon a wee shoogle every week or so, as I've had a half-bottle go bad on me in the past. by WzKy (Wed 3rd Mar 2021 10:08am)
  • Tried their jalapeno sauce before and it was banging. Similar to the jalapeno tabasco but a bit more rounded, lil bit like comparing Frank's to plain tabasco. Good stuff. by WzKy (Wed 3rd Mar 2021 10:13am)
  • nah yer alright pal by WzKy (Wed 3rd Mar 2021 1:39pm)
  • DELETED as in, 8pm tonight? Not intending to come off in a negative way if this is your idea, but you'd for sure get a higher uptake with 2/3 days notice. by WzKy (Thu 4th Mar 2021 3:47pm)
  • oh hell aye, I only scanned it and hopped into the comments! as you were by WzKy (Thu 4th Mar 2021 3:57pm)
  • We're all cyclists here, try r/Edinburgh by WzKy (Fri 5th Mar 2021 5:28pm)
  • some cunts are mad for the bricks. I posted a photo from a building site on twitter a few years ago, and 2 separate people DM'd me asking if they could buy a brick off me. Can't mind if it was the fella you mentioned, but one of them was part of some brick club. by WzKy (Fri 5th Mar 2021 8:06pm)
  • putting a flute up your arse would produce more meaningful output than the pish you're spouting by WzKy (Sun 7th Mar 2021 5:09pm)
  • this should be the automod reply for any internet related post by WzKy (Fri 12th Mar 2021 2:07am)
  • swing and a miss by WzKy (Mon 15th Mar 2021 9:19am)
  • I grabbed a crate of guinness, and some tayto from a morrison's order earlier. They seem to have a decent whack of actual irish stuff, not yer green pints or anything like that. Grab yerself some Boland's mallows and a bottle of club orange and ye'll be away with it boy. by WzKy (Tue 16th Mar 2021 8:48pm)
  • WELL IN THE MERRY MONTH OF MAY NOW FROM ME HOME I STARTED, LEFT THE GIRLS OF TUAM NEARLY BROKEN HEARTED, SALUTED FATHER DEAR by WzKy (Wed 17th Mar 2021 8:36am)
  • these comment sections are always akin to a fire in a dog poo bin, but like seeing a fire I can't seem to stop watching by WzKy (Wed 17th Mar 2021 9:59pm)
  • If you fancy a challenge, you can actually make some pretty solid bagels at home without having to lye bath them. I was in a similar position to you last year, and decided on an hour's notice to bake some myself. First batch turned out at a 7/10, better than shop bought bagels but obv not as good as the real thing. Second batch the next day was closer to an 8.5/10 - turned out so well that I started reconsidering buying them from a bakery, instead just to bake them myself. by WzKy (Fri 19th Mar 2021 1:27am)
  • A good comparison would be if you imagine an asda chilled pizza vs a Paesano, or a bagged loaf of Hovis vs a freshly baked artisan loaf. I don't think OP implied that there was anything wrong with the usual bagged bagels from supermarkets, just that they don't quite scratch the itch. by WzKy (Fri 19th Mar 2021 7:06am)
  • Aww man that tune of the day. Didn't know the song by name, then I clicked it and it instantly transported me back to a video that deeply, deeply affected me. So much so that I feel I have to write a few words about it here, and share it in the hopes that some cunt reading gets hit by it in the same way I did. It's a bit early in the morning for this craic and I'm not going to be able to do it justice with words, but hopefully if you're this far into this spiel you're considering it. It's from a Consolevania review of the classic game Shenmue. A daft wee show that never takes itself too seriously - 3 Glasgow guys that spend most of their time taking the piss out of games, with comedy sketches inbetween. This video starts out the same way, but very quickly turns into something much more when the reviewer mentions his experience of losing a baby. From there though, without spoiling it - it turns into one of the most beautiful pieces of media I've ever seen, right the way to the end of the video. I get brought to near-tears in a happy way just thinking about it. [Here's the video.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ5dvAUpHR0) It's not addressed in the video, but roughly a year after losing his child, him and his girlfriend (now wife) had a healthy pair of twins, and I can't think of the words to properly express how that makes me feel with everything else in mind, but it's just a lovely wee ending. I'm away to chop some onions. by WzKy (Sat 20th Mar 2021 9:41am)
  • [RIP](https://i.imgur.com/t7mQJoz.png) by WzKy (Wed 24th Mar 2021 1:31pm)
  • if you want to be eco-friendly, make your own out of some twigs and feathers by WzKy (Fri 26th Mar 2021 9:42am)
  • If I ever won the lottery, the first thing I'd do would be to bring back highlander crisps. Closely followed by reviving pickled onion discos. by WzKy (Fri 26th Mar 2021 1:27pm)
  • Quality. What ya playing? by WzKy (Sat 27th Mar 2021 8:50am)
  • Solid lineup - been a while since I played some Seige, might whip it out this weekend and crawl about for a bit. I just went and downloaded every Yakuza game, so that's probably me set for the next month or so. Enjoy yer steak pal. by WzKy (Sat 27th Mar 2021 9:10am)
  • That's a good shout actually - it's been a while since I properly looked at the cheese section. For a while it seemed like it was 90% cheddar. They used to do a huge pack of kerrygold american-style cheese slices that were great for burgers and the like. Feels a lil bit scummy talking about processed cheese, but it hits the spot. I'll have a look next time I'm in with a mind to use it for lasagna/pizza or something. by WzKy (Mon 29th Mar 2021 1:09pm)
  • No chance, unless I stick a big fuckin chest freezer in the hall and climb over it to get to the sitting room. I wouldn't be averse to it but the gf might have reservations. by WzKy (Mon 29th Mar 2021 1:13pm)
  • DELETED >Surely that's easier than expecting an entire subreddit to give you shopping ideas when they have no idea what you're after? That's the point pal. I'm not asking any cunt to do my shopping for me - I'm asking if there's anything worth grabbing that might be overlooked on a quick trip. Who shat in your cornflakes? by WzKy (Mon 29th Mar 2021 1:12pm)
  • I've been known to grab 3 of them on occasion. Hard to resist at a fiver! by WzKy (Mon 29th Mar 2021 1:22pm)
  • That's another shout and a half. The ones I saw while there have wee bits of onion in the liquid that give them a bit more flavour than what you normally find in supermarkets. by WzKy (Mon 29th Mar 2021 1:20pm)
  • that's fuckin dire by WzKy (Fri 2nd Apr 2021 9:08pm)
  • If you haven't seen it yet, Free Solo is worth a watch. It's about a cunt climbing with no ropes. by WzKy (Sun 4th Apr 2021 12:02pm)
  • fuckin panto season coming earlier each year, easter's only just finished by WzKy (Mon 5th Apr 2021 10:26pm)
  • My uncle came to stay with me a couple years ago and I almost killed him and his girlfriend by leaving the heaters on overnight. Wallpaper was near melting off the walls. by WzKy (Tue 6th Apr 2021 6:47am)
  • my nob is too big to fit through a letterbox by WzKy (Wed 7th Apr 2021 8:26am)
  • loved seeing the comments on that photo of the guy on the roof. every cunt giving OP an absolute roasting by WzKy (Fri 9th Apr 2021 10:20am)
  • potayto potahto, i'm only here for the beef hen by WzKy (Fri 9th Apr 2021 5:13pm)
  • I mean I'm partly agreeing with you in saying that half the cunts in there are as cringe as the OP but if you wanna go fishing fire away by WzKy (Fri 9th Apr 2021 5:21pm)
  • You absolutely blootered the day, aye? by WzKy (Sat 10th Apr 2021 5:13pm)
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4HK5c7VmBw by WzKy (Sat 10th Apr 2021 8:37pm)
  • i took my car to arnold clark and they keyed my windscreen and took a shit in my washer fluid. All while sponging from bottom to top. by WzKy (Sun 11th Apr 2021 2:53pm)
  • DELETED that's in keeping with the half life of tory propaganda, yer on the home stretch now - all downhill from here. by WzKy (Tue 13th Apr 2021 10:00am)
  • were you asking them in sign language? by WzKy (Tue 13th Apr 2021 1:44pm)
  • shower of mongos in this thread man. stay clear unless you want to be drooled on by WzKy (Sun 18th Apr 2021 9:09pm)
  • yer aul lady has worms by WzKy (Sun 18th Apr 2021 10:28pm)
  • Donaldina is a belter. There's a few instances of Angusina, Johnina and Calumina up my way, don't understand how you could do that to a kid. Just name them Katy or something. by WzKy (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 5:45am)
  • Yesina by WzKy (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 7:56am)
  • DELETED if it smells like shit everywhere you go, check your shoe by WzKy (Sat 24th Apr 2021 11:30pm)
  • DELETED I'm assuming you wanted an expanded perspective on the comment you replied to, since you asked 'How so?'. by WzKy (Sat 24th Apr 2021 11:40pm)
  • Yer having an absolute howler mate. There's a difference between saying "I didn't understand it" and "it didn't make sense". Seems to be an open and shut case of you being a wee clown, and people reacting accordingly to you. Hope you feel better soon. by WzKy (Sun 25th Apr 2021 12:05am)
  • Aye I'm alright on guitar and the genres align, alas I've entirely forgotten how to socialise in the past 12 months by WzKy (Tue 27th Apr 2021 8:09am)
  • I'll do it for £181,000 by WzKy (Thu 29th Apr 2021 4:41pm)
  • "looking for a good Chinese in Glasgow" by WzKy (Fri 30th Apr 2021 8:34am)
  • https://i.imgur.com/dDF3NXg.png the irony by WzKy (Fri 30th Apr 2021 9:04am)
  • Aye I don't think the search for a good Chinese ever comes to an end, fair fucks to the cunts asking. by WzKy (Fri 30th Apr 2021 10:48am)
  • Hope every cunt is enjoying their lightly restricted Saturday by WzKy (Sat 1st May 2021 10:13am)
  • DELETED Best Kebab will deliver your donner while he comes round to pump your mum by WzKy (Fri 7th May 2021 4:03pm)
  • I wouldn't put it past him by WzKy (Fri 7th May 2021 4:29pm)
  • who tf are you talking to, ya wee mong by WzKy (Fri 7th May 2021 6:40pm)
  • I dreaded the day that this place turned into facebook and it's now arrived by WzKy (Fri 7th May 2021 7:49pm)
  • aye today in george square. something about being champions of mental health awareness by WzKy (Sat 15th May 2021 6:20am)
  • DELETED send the video to you've been framed for £250 by WzKy (Sat 15th May 2021 8:47pm)
  • He's been eating nothing but Best Kebab for 18 months as well by WzKy (Tue 18th May 2021 8:50am)
  • yer a dancer by WzKy (Fri 21st May 2021 6:53pm)
  • DELETED It's piss easy to do yourself with some googling. If you can't be arsed, you can ask a tech literate mate to do it in an evening, and offer them some cans or something. by WzKy (Tue 25th May 2021 8:44pm)
  • DELETED no wonder you came into the thread looking for answers by WzKy (Thu 27th May 2021 5:01pm)
  • that wee fella that posted the selfie last night must've woken up with the fear by WzKy (Sun 30th May 2021 5:19am)
  • If I could be fucked I'd whip up a parody of Rod Stewart singing 'Pitch Invading' to the tune of 'We Are Sailing' and I'm sure it'd be really funny for about 5 minutes by WzKy (Fri 4th Jun 2021 6:43am)
  • any 9 foot tall women cutting about? by WzKy (Fri 4th Jun 2021 1:28pm)
  • Was it true? by WzKy (Sun 6th Jun 2021 6:31am)
  • Was this for the Boy George gig? by WzKy (Tue 8th Jun 2021 11:03am)
  • [Is this what you're looking for?](https://i.imgur.com/QwFrPgi.jpeg) There's also a list here of who serves where https://www.glasgow.gov.uk/article/22762/Elected-Members-Webpages---Ward-Information by WzKy (Wed 9th Jun 2021 8:56am)
  • There's varying degrees within the genre of rebel music. A lot of it is fairly neutral stuff about enjoying your homeland and it's culture, and some if it equates to calling the enemy rats and how you're going to drive them out. There's no need to feel guilty over what music you enjoy - if anything, you can do some reading up on the history and you'll probably end up enjoying it more by learning where the sentiment comes from. Maybe just avoid blasting out the Wolfe Tones unless you live in Royston or Parkhead. by WzKy (Thu 10th Jun 2021 10:05am)
  • rumbled by WzKy (Thu 10th Jun 2021 10:18am)
  • DELETED he has a belter of a song about a horse by WzKy (Thu 10th Jun 2021 8:34pm)
  • DELETED pubes or what? by WzKy (Thu 17th Jun 2021 8:03pm)
  • DELETED so it's for your pubes, aye? by WzKy (Thu 17th Jun 2021 8:05pm)
  • DELETED 7 people wearing blue facepaint and tartan bonnets, all raging at the tune of the day by WzKy (Fri 18th Jun 2021 5:40am)
  • DELETED If you haven't already done it, make sure you explore the whole loop that goes from Leurbost to the junction at the halfway garage. There's a couple nice wee pier areas, and a few wee shores to check out. Also grab yerself a Cammie's and some of Willie John's burgers + Stag rolls while you're up there. by WzKy (Sun 20th Jun 2021 1:47pm)
  • I've been dying to see a tourist jump the duke on a skateboard, maybe it could be you! by WzKy (Mon 21st Jun 2021 9:22am)
  • fuckin phone them ya fanny by WzKy (Thu 1st Jul 2021 12:55pm)
  • hopefully the smelly cunts are marching towards a bath by WzKy (Thu 1st Jul 2021 5:48pm)
  • take a shit in the kettle and turn it on by WzKy (Thu 1st Jul 2021 10:59pm)
  • yer a baldy mongo with shite patter, no wonder you're resorting to fanny hunting on reddit by WzKy (Thu 1st Jul 2021 11:07pm)
  • Nobody, until you right now, you potato-headed cunt by WzKy (Thu 1st Jul 2021 11:18pm)
  • Darkplace is class by WzKy (Fri 2nd Jul 2021 2:22pm)
  • How do you do, fellow gays? by WzKy (Fri 2nd Jul 2021 8:09pm)
  • naw but I've dreamt about being up the cran with the old man a few times by WzKy (Thu 8th Jul 2021 6:24am)
  • DELETED covid happening was nature's way of telling these people that that's not on by WzKy (Sat 10th Jul 2021 9:07am)
  • I didn't know about this until you mentioned it, but the second I read it I knew who it was lol by WzKy (Tue 13th Jul 2021 1:05pm)
  • Get yourself tanning some Andy Anderson vids now that Kyro is a lost cause. The man has a lovely mindset and is a proper next level skater. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bpsHh5nwe4 by WzKy (Tue 13th Jul 2021 1:54pm)
  • DELETED Haven't made a single pizza since before lockdown last year, I was making 4 a day, 4 times a week for about 2 years before that. Just gone and ordered all the gear again so I'll be churning them out like mad for the next month or so. Can't wait! The next step is finding someone to pay me to do it, that's the hard part. by WzKy (Wed 14th Jul 2021 8:41am)
  • Aye a little bit. Myself and the gf would quite easily have one each without getting sick of them, but I was always trying to improve and tweak each cook. Leading to 2 pizzas each time either being test cooks or given away to other people. Bit like folk that are mad about their baking, the percentage of it that you actually keep for yourself is probably on the low side if you're doing it to get better. by WzKy (Wed 14th Jul 2021 9:53am)
  • DELETED Aye no bother. It's a fairly standard dough recipe I use - most of the fiddling I did was with fermentation times/temps + using fresh yeast, but the standard dried stuff led to more consistency for me. If you're wanting a same-day dough that only takes 2-4 hours to prove you can use this and fiddle to your tastes. * 3 1/2 cups flour, I used Marriage's strong white bread flour mostly * 1 1/2 cup of water * 5g-ish of dried yeast, obv less if you want a slower prove. I think I was using 1g when I'd chill it. * 1-2 teaspoons of salt * 1 1/2 tablespoons olive oil * and 1 teaspoon of sugar which is a bit contentious, but if you're using a shite home oven setup tends to give better results. That'll get you the aforementioned 4 12-ish inch pizzas. Think this one's about a 70-75% hydration so it's quite workable and easy in a home environment. When I was going hard on it though I'd find myself going into 67% territory which had better results if you had the gear and the time. by WzKy (Wed 14th Jul 2021 10:35am)
  • I got it once, there was a wee kid sleeping on the seat next to me, curled up horizontally like a cat. Also some dudes the row over blasting ice cold air all night - felt like I was outside on a boat or something. by WzKy (Mon 19th Jul 2021 10:44pm)
  • Do you dream of losing all your money often? by WzKy (Wed 18th Aug 2021 8:14pm)
  • You're off your head by WzKy (Thu 19th Aug 2021 11:11pm)
  • >Ignore the down votes, you’re completely right. >Reddit Glasgow is mostly consumed by wee guys that are either skint and struggling to get on the property ladder, still living with their parents, or are in the dead end situation of renting and paying off their landlords mortgage. >Any attempts at showing initiative or making money will be met with jealously. I can fully understand why those losers are angry and frustrated but they really need to learn to control themselves and learn from the masters That goofball that was here yesterday spouting this pish went and deleted his account. No clue wtf that mongo was consuming but the fear must've hit him hard. by WzKy (Fri 20th Aug 2021 5:17pm)
  • Some guy was asking where he can get a 70's Fender for under £200, and the thread went off the rails. Here's the permalink with the quoted deleted comment https://www.reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/p7kioy/any_hidden_gems_in_town_for_second_hand_guitars_i/h9kk095/ by WzKy (Fri 20th Aug 2021 9:24pm)
  • aye I'll get the borrowers to DM you when they're moving house by WzKy (Wed 15th Sep 2021 4:27am)
  • You've just reminded me of my mate who refused to ever get an ipad because they don't take CDs by WzKy (Sat 25th Sep 2021 12:14pm)
  • everyone else has a right to call them wee toothless orange mongs by WzKy (Sat 16th Oct 2021 1:57pm)
  • aye sound by WzKy (Sat 16th Oct 2021 3:19pm)
  • the fuckin state of your account hahahahahah by WzKy (Sat 16th Oct 2021 8:28pm)
  • Place is class. Lost count of how many rigatoni ragus have been delivered to my flat in the past year. by WzKy (Sat 23rd Oct 2021 12:25pm)
  • the real legend is the person that guides the plastic spoon full of soup into your mouth by WzKy (Tue 26th Oct 2021 2:12pm)
  • choo choo by WzKy (Tue 26th Oct 2021 4:19pm)
  • the one I follow became a police informant then moved to Africa to start a chicken farm and buy a 90's ford mustang, they can be great craic. by WzKy (Fri 5th Nov 2021 12:40pm)
  • If they did, the steam would cause all the toppings to fall off the second you touched it by WzKy (Thu 9th Dec 2021 1:08am)
  • get a hosepipe and a funnel, put one end of the hose through his letterbox and the other through your own. from inside your flat, pish into the funnel, blow out the excess and then retrieve the hose. by WzKy (Mon 27th Dec 2021 4:28pm)
  • Tony Macaroni's aren't even allowed to use the word 'Italian' on their menu because they don't meet the requirements, if you look closely it's always 'Italion' by WzKy (Sun 9th Jan 2022 7:11am)
  • i'm pulling the piss by WzKy (Sun 9th Jan 2022 6:38pm)
  • if you want to look like Jake the Snake head to Badguy on alexandra parade by WzKy (Sun 9th Jan 2022 7:09pm)
  • wee tam is about to show up and say that if it was him in your shoes, he'd have pished through the cyclist's letterbox by WzKy (Sun 16th Jan 2022 9:42am)
  • Don't give up, skeleton by WzKy (Fri 25th Feb 2022 3:27pm)
  • I swear I've read this thread and every fucking reply in it before - am I going mad by WzKy (Sat 5th Mar 2022 9:54am)
  • stuffing knickers into your pocket like you're on the crystal maze by WzKy (Thu 17th Mar 2022 9:50pm)
  • big fan of the occasional scheme poutine, consisting of a portion of chips with cheese and gravy by WzKy (Sun 20th Mar 2022 7:39pm)
  • To speak to your last sentence - L'aquila make an absolutely cracking pizza that's almost a hybrid. Great dough, nice sauce, cheese that came out of a bin bag. by WzKy (Sat 26th Mar 2022 4:32pm)
  • check your boiler pal by WzKy (Wed 30th Mar 2022 12:08am)
  • carbon monoxide a more immediate worry by WzKy (Wed 30th Mar 2022 6:32pm)
  • DELETED gone in 20 seconds and relisted at 5x the price by WzKy (Wed 13th Apr 2022 4:41pm)
  • your post makes me uncomfortable by WzKy (Wed 20th Apr 2022 8:18am)
  • That's wee Brian that lost his legs in the war. if you look closely you'll see that his legs aren't real. They call him wee Brian because after he lost his legs he measured himself and he was 3 foot 6. His mother loved him until he lost his legs, and that's when he learned to sing. His mother loved him again after he learned to sing after losing his legs. He raises money for folk that lost their legs that want to learn to sing like him. The wee fella with the jacket goes around injecting folk in the ankles with particularly poisonous plankton so that they lose their legs. by WzKy (Sat 23rd Apr 2022 2:00am)
  • DELETED bitta projection there pal by WzKy (Mon 25th Apr 2022 7:38pm)
  • DELETED OP, don't ask me how I know this - but this was left there for you as a trap. I can't say much more here because they're watching, but look at r/gangstalking for more info. stay safe, me brethren. by WzKy (Wed 27th Apr 2022 9:07am)
  • walk around merchant with a rollie in your hand and see how long before someone rolls down the window and shouts at ye by WzKy (Thu 5th May 2022 6:12am)
  • how many pizzas are you making lol by WzKy (Thu 5th May 2022 8:46am)
  • During lockdown they had a buy 1 get 1 free going, could get 2 delivered for £11 or something. I absolutely ballooned by WzKy (Sun 26th Jun 2022 11:03pm)
  • >Y'know - something as simple as a 'No Music - Headphones Only' rule on public transport could probably get you elected to parliament. https://youtu.be/A8Zfd2Kzw1k by WzKy (Tue 19th Jul 2022 7:25pm)
  • if you give a hoot [type whatever in here and it will go blue](insert link here) by WzKy (Fri 26th Aug 2022 3:27pm)
  • man's playing Shenmue practicing his techniques outside the dojo, he gets fucking battered by primary school children and you're telling me it's not funny? fuck sakes by WzKy (Sat 26th Aug 2023 11:58am)
  • and another in the engine bay, so that when they find the one in the footwell they think that's it all gone by WzKy (Sun 10th Sep 2023 10:37am)
  • DELETED surely they smell even more than normal dogs because you'd have a mission washing a dog if ye were blind by WzKy (Sat 23rd Sep 2023 8:38pm)
  • DELETED I figured as much but I was just pulling the piss tbh. sorry by WzKy (Sat 23rd Sep 2023 10:10pm)
  • L'aquila fits the title, not so much your description though. I'd recommend just grabbing the biggest margherita and tanning it by WzKy (Sun 19th Nov 2023 3:06pm)
  • aww hell naw. they were class. rip by WzKy (Sun 19th Nov 2023 7:17pm)
  • class munch too by WzKy (Mon 27th Nov 2023 2:14am)
  • are you any use with a sniper rifle? by WzKy (Mon 4th Dec 2023 6:53pm)