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  • The Lauriston is set out like a normal pub but chairs and tables are tight so you end up chatting to folk around you anyways and has a great mix of Auld regulars and students by DarthKittens (Fri 31st Jan 2020 12:11am)
  • I haven’t used it but Monster is supposed to be good. All the best mate, by DarthKittens (Mon 3rd Feb 2020 10:47pm)
  • Need washed down with barr bru by DarthKittens (Wed 5th Feb 2020 9:12pm)
  • Just sad really by DarthKittens (Tue 11th Feb 2020 10:44pm)
  • Fk I thought that was a huge water spider thing by DarthKittens (Wed 26th Feb 2020 9:45pm)
  • Light it first by DarthKittens (Tue 10th Mar 2020 1:12pm)
  • Are you ok mate? If you had slipped on that you would have a claim in to the council......pointing that out might push it along a bit by DarthKittens (Tue 10th Mar 2020 1:11pm)
  • Good effort by DarthKittens (Mon 16th Mar 2020 7:12pm)
  • I was worried St Patrick’s would be postponed until the 12th..... I’ll just stay in thank you by DarthKittens (Tue 17th Mar 2020 9:05pm)
  • To be fair it is a pandemic so does involve Glasgow but will take the hit on the patter - was a bit shite. So fair comment - going stir crazy and only day one of working from home by DarthKittens (Tue 17th Mar 2020 10:26pm)
  • My missus works for Virgin mate - not good times ahead by DarthKittens (Tue 17th Mar 2020 11:06pm)
  • Aye measured response ok - knee jerk not - I hope it works out for you mate, I do get the feeling that well of cnuts will still be well off while I struggle when before I was doing alright by DarthKittens (Tue 17th Mar 2020 11:13pm)
  • I know for a fact Tesco’s and probably most supermarkets are ganting for drivers and general staff if that is an option for you? by DarthKittens (Tue 17th Mar 2020 11:30pm)
  • Good call mate - no one is hoarding they are just buying more than normally so supermarkets that closely monitor stocks are now struggling - text people and if you know someone who is self isolating get their number ask them what they need. I tried to do an on line shop for my folks - earliest is 30th March. Look after the old - that’s the ones we need to look after by DarthKittens (Tue 17th Mar 2020 11:39pm)
  • I made a bad call thinking this was funny - my wife works for an airline we’re dealing with it - two months without her money - if I don’t laugh I cry by DarthKittens (Wed 18th Mar 2020 12:17am)
  • Are there any hotels still open - most will have a business centre and photocopier by DarthKittens (Wed 18th Mar 2020 9:02pm)
  • Aye try queuing for 3 and a half hours mate when there are chemists in the same town that have no queues. I’m not naming brands but seems one set of chemists are taking on more prescriptions than they can handle. If you haven’t dealt with this pain or understand don’t be so dismissive. by DarthKittens (Fri 27th Mar 2020 7:47pm)
  • When, in the afternoon when they also had average three hour waits. Sorry mate but this isn’t a - oh I had to queue for something. My sister who has a heart condition did the same the day before and found the same. Talking to staff and there is no quiet time for this chemist. Their management have over prescribed themselves and can’t manage. They will no doubt be gaining more money than the other chemists in the same town that don’t have the same queues by DarthKittens (Fri 27th Mar 2020 7:45pm)
  • Mate sounds like a solution. The guys working in pharmacies are heroes but some are not getting head office help. Their head office is raking in money for overprescribing by DarthKittens (Fri 27th Mar 2020 7:53pm)
  • And I will bet you the ones setting the policy aren’t the ones dealing with the three hour queues by DarthKittens (Fri 27th Mar 2020 8:08pm)
  • Definitely mate - Heroes - but there are a couple of chains that take on more prescriptions than others so in EK half the pharmacies are empty and half have an average of a three hour wait - someone is being greedy. by DarthKittens (Fri 27th Mar 2020 8:06pm)
  • Thank you very much for your response it shames me you have taken so much of your valuable time to respond. My initial query was related not to the work to you are doing - you are legends - but that some companies are managing this better than others. We have to queue this is part of our new life - but some companies seem to manage it better in fact some manage it fantastically some however seem to be struggling - you obviously are part of a group that manages this well. Some need improvement maybe some sharing between companies would assist. I work for a company that did it wrong then learned from it. Please do not take my post as a criticism of pharmacists. by DarthKittens (Fri 27th Mar 2020 8:59pm)
  • Hi it was me that posted an issue about long waits outside East Kilbride that may have been deleted, not by me. The police apparently were called at Calderwood East Kilbride to deal with queues. The key workers working in pharmacies are Legend and as someone that is working in front line I feel for you. My issue was that different pharmacies, specifically in East Kilbride had different waiting times. One chain which, apparently oversubscribed to taking on prescriptions possibly for monetary gain. Had longer queues than others. The front line staff bore the brunt of the greed of their management. by DarthKittens (Sat 28th Mar 2020 12:04am)
  • This was my post - was I detrimental to any pharmacy workers or trying to expose a disparity in practices? by DarthKittens (Sat 28th Mar 2020 12:05am)
  • Are you in a position to help with the situation in East Kilbride a certain firm have over prescribed and people are suffering. I can wait in a queue for 3 and a half hours then wait an hour while the poor staff have a well deserved break for an hour. Some can’t go to St Leonard’s shopping centre and see what happens. You are a key worker so am I. My company messed up then got better and people were served better. I risk being unpopular to get things better. There is a problem and it’s the front line staff that suffer. The abuse I saw people getting was unnecessary I’d like to change that. by DarthKittens (Sat 28th Mar 2020 12:15am)
  • Half of East Kilbride pharmacies empty - half have a 3 hour wait - I am not key like NHS but one of the prescriptions I picked up was for my mother 85 who gave her soul to the NHS. I can wait in any queue no bother. But when I know if my parents went to a different pharmacy chain which is better organised and be out the door in 20 mins there is a problem. At no point is a pharmacist or staff criticised. Pm me for the name of the pharmacy chain if you will. My original post was just to see if anyone else had this issue. Partially as I had to explain why only to my boss why I spent nearly 4 hours in a queue when in England it only took twenty minutes to pick up a prescription. Vilify me if you will but the vast majority of people in that queue, like my parents are not on Reddit. Not all criticism is bad sometimes it is an avenue for improvement. by DarthKittens (Sat 28th Mar 2020 12:26am)
  • Talking to the guys in pharmacies people are bulking up on repeat prescriptions - some pharmacy owners are taking the mick. I purposefully am not naming names pm me if you want - there is disparity in how this is being managed. If I can help in anyway I will. Please believe me I don’t want to be a problem just want to speak on behalf of oaps in that queue that cant by DarthKittens (Sat 28th Mar 2020 12:38am)
  • 3 hour wait no problem if that’s what we do, unless you know if your parents prescriptions were in a better organised pharmacy chain within half a mile - twenty mins. I work for a major supermarket chain who messed up initially then learned from their mistakes. My initial question was - is this an issue elsewhere as I believe there are unscrupulous pharmacy chains that are ill equipped to deal with the prescriptions they have signed up for. I’ll take the trolls I’ll take the slagging but I speak for the oaps who aren’t online who queued for over 4 hours. by DarthKittens (Sat 28th Mar 2020 12:48am)
  • Not my point caller - read the post. Pharmacists are front line being exposed - absolute legends. Meaningless platitudes don’t do anyone any good. I speak on behalf of the oaps who unnecessarily queues for over 3 hours. Go to St Leonard’s East Kilbride come back and talk then by DarthKittens (Sat 28th Mar 2020 1:23am)
  • It’s not a rant it’s a cut and paste. by DarthKittens (Sat 28th Mar 2020 1:27am)
  • Sorry you feel that way my friend, if my post made you feel that then my apologies, this was not my intention. Stay cool and 2 metres apart by DarthKittens (Sat 28th Mar 2020 2:34am)
  • My frustration was the difference in waiting times between pharmacies. My original post was asking whether this was a localised thing - or with a particular chain. I can take the slagging - hopefully someone will listen and make it better. Most of the oaps I was in the queue with don’t have access to the ‘t’internet’ and the pharmacy employees I met were slagged off when they closed for a lunch hour. They were scared of losing jobs. Can you answer me if pharmacies are rewarded financially per prescription - my point is some maybe are tempted to take on more than they can deal with. by DarthKittens (Sat 28th Mar 2020 2:53am)
  • Thanks I heard people are bulking on repeat prescriptions - that can’t be helping you mate. My issue seems localised to one area from what I gather. The pharmacist at the store I was at was rushed off her feet and stressed to hell. Their sister store called the police. Other pharmacies were empty. This isn’t criticism you guys are legends. There is a situation in East Kilbride which no one is dealing with. We had the same where I work - it was highlighted then dealt with. Stay safe and thanks by DarthKittens (Sat 28th Mar 2020 9:55am)
  • Small chain - listen guys this isn’t having a go not in the slightest the feeling in the queue and after 3 hours you do get talking the word was the pharmacy chain took on too many scripts I went on line to check if anyone else had commented and the first post I saw said ‘ok pharmacy if you want to wait 4 hours.’ It was dated May 2019 this is a local issue - you are legends and thank you. by DarthKittens (Sat 28th Mar 2020 4:51pm)
  • Thank you I wanted to start a discussion most definitely not a go at pharmacists and pharmacy employees who are legends in my mind. Unsung heroes of our health service. by DarthKittens (Sat 28th Mar 2020 5:01pm)
  • I am so sorry you have had grief, I work for a supermarket and have had the same - you are legends please accept my thanks for what you are doing by DarthKittens (Sat 28th Mar 2020 5:11pm)
  • Pint of export in the Lauriston by DarthKittens (Thu 9th Apr 2020 1:31am)
  • Aw mum ffs by DarthKittens (Thu 16th Apr 2020 10:16pm)
  • Nah it’s set in Little England sorry Edinburgh by DarthKittens (Sat 18th Apr 2020 4:43pm)
  • Yeah joking pal - a joke remember them, come back with some patter and take the piss but for ffs don’t take it seriously. by DarthKittens (Sat 18th Apr 2020 4:53pm)
  • Cheers by DarthKittens (Tue 5th May 2020 7:39pm)
  • That is becoming more of an option unfortunately by DarthKittens (Wed 6th May 2020 2:28pm)
  • Frazers closed :( by DarthKittens (Wed 6th May 2020 2:28pm)
  • Boots sold out! by DarthKittens (Wed 6th May 2020 2:27pm)
  • Can’t be any worse tbh by DarthKittens (Wed 6th May 2020 5:56pm)
  • Cool I’ll have a look by DarthKittens (Wed 6th May 2020 5:55pm)
  • Used all that up brushing ma hairy teeth. by DarthKittens (Thu 7th May 2020 5:46pm)
  • Sold out - by the time I get there. I’ve got some overpriced crap coming tomorrow via amazon by DarthKittens (Thu 7th May 2020 5:45pm)
  • Thanks by DarthKittens (Thu 4th Jun 2020 8:48am)
  • Cheers I’ll check that out by DarthKittens (Thu 4th Jun 2020 8:48am)
  • Thanks I’ve had kittens cats before by DarthKittens (Thu 4th Jun 2020 3:10pm)
  • Ok I’m lost - any examples by DarthKittens (Sun 21st Jun 2020 11:36pm)
  • The Mrs walks around Glasgow Green, I’ve showed her the pic. Good luck by DarthKittens (Mon 22nd Jun 2020 7:06pm)
  • Loved it, a bright future awaits you my friend I am sure. by DarthKittens (Sat 27th Jun 2020 3:13pm)
  • Irn Bru - salt n vinegar crisps - solero by DarthKittens (Mon 13th Jul 2020 10:44pm)
  • Try any hotel mate by DarthKittens (Tue 14th Jul 2020 8:52pm)
  • I hear you mate but now is not the right time to move - are you in grocery retail? If so probably one of the more stable areas right now. But, no ones winning right now. Well apart from Boris and his cronies by DarthKittens (Mon 3rd Aug 2020 11:56pm)
  • No worries I was looking to move before this kicked off. I’m just seeing where the lay of the land is until things settle. They will, but just not yet by DarthKittens (Tue 4th Aug 2020 12:59am)
  • It’s still your round by DarthKittens (Fri 14th Aug 2020 10:32am)
  • All of the above - did you play light a shite - chappy then set fire to dogs shit wrapped in newspaper. Btw why was dog shit white then - you don’t see that now???!!! by DarthKittens (Tue 25th Aug 2020 5:08pm)
  • Watch singin in the rain - try that doon Argyll street - get lifted. It’s a meal mate or pub with no music by DarthKittens (Tue 8th Sep 2020 6:39pm)
  • Well to be fair Satan has better music by DarthKittens (Tue 22nd Sep 2020 11:43pm)
  • I find it hard to believe any twat answering the door to a delivery guy not expecting it has the first impulse of - oh yeah that’s mine as opposed to - sorry mate wrong door. Are you sure the driver/restaurant aren’t telling fibs by DarthKittens (Sun 27th Sep 2020 11:43pm)
  • Did you say pint - I’m in. See you next March by DarthKittens (Tue 3rd Nov 2020 8:59pm)
  • You’ve got the purrrrr by DarthKittens (Sun 20th Dec 2020 3:04am)
  • Glasgow always had the best burds by DarthKittens (Fri 1st Jan 2021 6:57pm)
  • Down south (Kirkstal) a security guard from Morrison’s is in hospital - tried to make someone wear a mask. Shopworkers are key workers too, they definitely don’t get paid enough for the crap they get by DarthKittens (Thu 14th Jan 2021 1:01pm)
  • Pakora if you like spicy food, make sure you have plenty of dipping sauce by DarthKittens (Sat 16th Jan 2021 11:42pm)
  • With irn bru to wash it down or a good mug of tea made with Scottish water by DarthKittens (Sat 16th Jan 2021 11:40pm)
  • Hey long time fan first time poster - on a completely different subject does anyone have any tips on evading helicopters....asking for a friend by DarthKittens (Fri 22nd Jan 2021 7:44pm)
  • Thanks James that advice was soooo useful - on a completely different subject does anyone know a good lawyer....asking for a friend by DarthKittens (Fri 22nd Jan 2021 9:13pm)
  • It’s just one snake the others got ate by the giant drain spiders.... close your toilet cover by DarthKittens (Tue 2nd Feb 2021 10:36pm)
  • Yeah they want you to think that - last I heard they are actually human - now that’s really fkn scary. They’re that corporate guy Ripley kicks fk out of in Aliens by DarthKittens (Sat 13th Feb 2021 10:33am)
  • But it’s draining by DarthKittens (Sat 13th Feb 2021 10:30am)
  • Impressed you managed to type in a straight line by DarthKittens (Sat 13th Feb 2021 10:29am)
  • Probably made more sense against the comment saying tories are lizard aliens which I thought I replied to. Tbh this comment isn’t the most nonsensical reddit comment you’ll read this morning. by DarthKittens (Sat 13th Feb 2021 10:44am)
  • What’s the gold thing at the back? by DarthKittens (Sun 28th Feb 2021 11:33am)
  • Brilliant tune of the day by DarthKittens (Thu 4th Mar 2021 11:13am)
  • If it’s political has to be tories - only they would waste money on a plane. by DarthKittens (Fri 5th Mar 2021 6:57pm)
  • Harsh but sounds fair by DarthKittens (Sat 6th Mar 2021 10:25am)
  • Style can’t be bought only modelled - love it by DarthKittens (Fri 12th Mar 2021 11:08pm)
  • That fae that film pure freezin by DarthKittens (Sun 14th Mar 2021 10:15pm)
  • Watch it will - oh someone else has done the arm breaking comment by DarthKittens (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 1:22pm)
  • 1901 is closest to pre bru. This is great news. by DarthKittens (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 10:36pm)
  • Fk me what’s it made of - unicorns ears by DarthKittens (Sat 3rd Apr 2021 9:24am)
  • Stay in that queue soldier and report back by DarthKittens (Sun 11th Apr 2021 8:12pm)
  • Cheeky fuckers by DarthKittens (Fri 16th Apr 2021 3:53pm)
  • Whatever box you like the sound of, get the smaller one unless you want to be living off it for the following week. Shawarmas are cool nowadays - shawarma king or Namak Mandi after a pint or 10 in the Lauriston. Works. by DarthKittens (Thu 29th Apr 2021 8:27pm)
  • Mmmm with a lard coulis. Seconded, they always seem like a good idea but never live up to expectations. It’s hard enough getting a good kebab with proper sauce. We’ve lost our way with kebabs I fear by DarthKittens (Thu 29th Apr 2021 8:30pm)
  • Time Lord technology. I went to the bar while my mate went to find a seat. That was over thirty years ago he’s in there somewhere by DarthKittens (Sat 1st May 2021 10:35am)
  • This post needs more flair by DarthKittens (Sat 15th May 2021 11:54am)
  • Plenty of videos doing the rounds mate by DarthKittens (Sun 16th May 2021 11:47am)
  • Quality photey, of course if you go by the necropolis you’ll see the next Gotham by DarthKittens (Thu 20th May 2021 8:26pm)
  • I think he said Tim and Hun - fenian is a different term. by DarthKittens (Tue 25th May 2021 3:32pm)
  • Thanks will do - seemed strange no appointments were available so wondered if a system issue by DarthKittens (Fri 28th May 2021 1:54pm)
  • Thanks for the reply no appointments were available for two months at four of the options given - thought maybe an IT issue by DarthKittens (Fri 28th May 2021 1:56pm)
  • Got through on the phone and they just haven’t got any appointments - they drop them in batches so best just to keep trying on line. by DarthKittens (Fri 28th May 2021 2:54pm)
  • As long as it has the [proper fight music](https://youtu.be/AphxyjrH4SE) by DarthKittens (Mon 7th Jun 2021 3:57pm)
  • I’d buy this good effort. It’s your city now as well by DarthKittens (Fri 11th Jun 2021 9:08pm)
  • Understaffed, underpaid and under appreciated. We don’t hear the every day stories of how good they are. Good post get well soon by DarthKittens (Sun 13th Jun 2021 12:14am)
  • In my experience cities are cities some good areas some bad. Not being a fanny but I’ve travelled a bit and worked in London for many years. I’ve never looked for trouble and it’s seldom found me and when it did without cowering I’ve said my bit without shouting and so far that’s worked. It’s a beautiful world out there go and explore by DarthKittens (Thu 1st Jul 2021 10:10pm)
  • Do you want diluted orangemen by DarthKittens (Sat 3rd Jul 2021 2:35pm)
  • If you mix with alcohol it doesn’t go well by DarthKittens (Sat 3rd Jul 2021 2:47pm)
  • People’s front of Judea by DarthKittens (Sun 4th Jul 2021 2:33pm)
  • Does it do delivery? by DarthKittens (Tue 6th Jul 2021 6:02pm)
  • At Vincent street - was still up on Friday evening. It looks very cool and a little surreal by DarthKittens (Mon 12th Jul 2021 12:40pm)
  • Don’t expect much sleep take earphones a d don’t sit beside the toilet. Don’t plan anything day after and its done with. Best [ summed up by the Divine Comedy](https://youtu.be/p_GLSgJ39Dc) by DarthKittens (Tue 20th Jul 2021 7:29pm)
  • Good call whereabouts do you know any places open by DarthKittens (Wed 4th Aug 2021 8:53pm)
  • Cheers I’ll check it out by DarthKittens (Wed 4th Aug 2021 9:00pm)
  • Add a wee hairy and sorted. He won’t forget the trip anyways by DarthKittens (Thu 5th Aug 2021 8:34pm)
  • Stuff him- when he goes does anyone fancy laser quest by DarthKittens (Thu 5th Aug 2021 8:33pm)
  • Love it cheers by DarthKittens (Thu 5th Aug 2021 8:32pm)
  • Thanks I’ll update what we end up doing but some great suggestions, appreciate you taking the time to answer by DarthKittens (Thu 5th Aug 2021 8:32pm)
  • Good call I’ll check that out thanks by DarthKittens (Thu 5th Aug 2021 8:31pm)
  • I think my mate is trying to bring him up so he doesn’t end up like me or him… but buckfast should probably be involved at some point by DarthKittens (Thu 5th Aug 2021 8:31pm)
  • Not sure about him but I might fancy that by DarthKittens (Thu 5th Aug 2021 8:29pm)
  • I’m early 50’s and I’ll have a bash by DarthKittens (Thu 5th Aug 2021 11:07pm)
  • No way I though this was temporary - great pub! by DarthKittens (Sat 21st Aug 2021 3:33pm)
  • Good time roll on Jjst Eat do a Haggis Roll by DarthKittens (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 1:00pm)
  • It’s tricky to know without context but I would say if they were taking the piss it’s a mild leg pull. But equally ‘ how’s it going doll’ can be perfectly innocent. In North East of England guys call each other love or pet. Either way don’t overthink it because making a thing of it - is a sure fire way to make a thing of it which will stick. Myself and my mates have known each other for many years and we are merciless with each other but very polite with people we might not like or are just not sure about. So even if they are taking the mick it might just be a sign they like you by DarthKittens (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 8:07pm)
  • I use plusnet - customer service good and had brilliant speeds but last couple of months has been less reliable. When good I’m getting regular 30 plus mbs. by DarthKittens (Sat 28th Aug 2021 2:19pm)
  • The Scotia used to be good, has a long history of folk music played there. Been years since I’ve been though by DarthKittens (Sat 28th Aug 2021 7:36pm)
  • What cider you on by DarthKittens (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 8:35pm)
  • Aaaaaw stunned man, I was saying that at the same time as the guy in the video. Quality by DarthKittens (Mon 6th Sep 2021 9:40am)
  • I stay a stones throw from the green and the weather forecast for the last month appear to have been made by runes and looking at seaweed. Don’t wear your best trainers take wet ones and get hammered but don’t be a dick. This mantra has seen me enjoy many festivals over the years by DarthKittens (Wed 8th Sep 2021 8:37pm)
  • Proper pub, my rucksack was nicked/picked up by accident there. Talked to the manager bag recovered couple of days later. Things don’t get stolen from the Smiddy. Great pub by DarthKittens (Fri 10th Sep 2021 8:49pm)
  • Good call and right near the underground stop by DarthKittens (Fri 10th Sep 2021 8:47pm)
  • We shouldn’t be thinking about shaming anyone to be honest. For anything. But I hear you that sometimes the people need a voice. Things have changed, vulnerable people are vaccinated, risk is still there but to a certain extent mitigated. Schools going back with a lack of controls which I hear from teachers is more of an issue than an outdoor concert. Edit anyways judging by the buckfast bottles kicking about around Glasgow green at the mo I think this is not a great environment for the virus to thrive by DarthKittens (Fri 10th Sep 2021 8:56pm)
  • Can you drive - everyone looking for drivers pal by DarthKittens (Sat 11th Sep 2021 10:40am)
  • Looks like there was a problem and mods dealing with it - thanks by DarthKittens (Tue 28th Sep 2021 11:30pm)
  • This is the way - need to do separate ratings for fellas n lassies though by DarthKittens (Mon 11th Oct 2021 2:21am)
  • I got one and I liked it, you don’t get handwritten letters anymore and the handwriting was so neat. Content was completely wacky but did put a smile on my face by DarthKittens (Mon 11th Oct 2021 5:35pm)
  • Write a nuisance diary listing dates and times of the noise and how it affects you as a starter by DarthKittens (Wed 13th Oct 2021 11:37am)
  • Better hair by DarthKittens (Wed 20th Oct 2021 6:33pm)
  • Isn’t that the evil morph? by DarthKittens (Mon 25th Oct 2021 7:58pm)
  • Done - least we can do. Peaceful journey home pal by DarthKittens (Mon 25th Oct 2021 9:37pm)
  • East Kilbride was my limit by DarthKittens (Thu 28th Oct 2021 8:09pm)
  • This is the way - or old fashioned ‘ do you mind if I join your company ‘ by DarthKittens (Thu 28th Oct 2021 10:22pm)
  • All I can add is - I spent most of my adult life in London and enjoyed the vast majority of it. But if you want a house and 2.2 kids it might not be the place for you. It’s what you make of it but it’s not stability it’s a beautiful chaos that’s so fun and now I am back home I love telling the mad stories of my time there. by DarthKittens (Thu 28th Oct 2021 10:25pm)
  • I was sucked into London and loved it but if kids and home are a driver then take stock. You won’t save there but the life experience and being materialistic the cv work experience is fantastic. The only advice I would give to anyone is - this is no rehearsal it’s your life. by DarthKittens (Thu 28th Oct 2021 10:41pm)
  • Not intentionally but thanks for reminding me of [them](https://youtu.be/MMxz0_wovpY) by DarthKittens (Fri 29th Oct 2021 7:32pm)
  • Was the same at the Specials gig I went to - cash only …. Financial auditors beware by DarthKittens (Fri 29th Oct 2021 9:54pm)
  • That’s rubbish by DarthKittens (Sun 7th Nov 2021 10:48am)
  • This would be cool if they knocked hell out of each other by DarthKittens (Sun 7th Nov 2021 10:34pm)
  • Scotia bar was always good for this by DarthKittens (Sun 7th Nov 2021 11:56pm)
  • Further to the great advice you have been given - a weak bleach solution should be applied to any mould areas - long term the humidity issues should be dealt with. by DarthKittens (Fri 12th Nov 2021 12:34am)
  • Good post mate, really made me think. I would risk assess are they wanks, but how could I know, me and my mates blokes and girls for a two year period 14-16 had great times when we got a carry out. I would buy one for me then knowing we were cool and the girls looked after each other - I just don’t know… by DarthKittens (Sun 21st Nov 2021 1:49am)
  • Is it still on there I didn’t realise we had an imax working by DarthKittens (Wed 24th Nov 2021 3:50pm)
  • Probably bite the bullet and see it on normal screen. Trying to get my mates together for it is like herding cats. by DarthKittens (Wed 24th Nov 2021 4:44pm)
  • Welcome, wrap up warm….you might have thought it was windy in Chicago…. by DarthKittens (Fri 26th Nov 2021 5:15pm)
  • Square sausage, tattie scones good call but tricky to post and wrap - a bottle of irn bru and tunnocks tea cakes or caramel wafers would work. You could buy the [Broons](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Broons-Annual-2022-D-C-Thomson/dp/1845358651/ref=asc_df_1845358651/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=499132405833&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=1169704586056074812&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1007336&hvtargid=pla-1224668482731&psc=1&th=1&psc=1) this was a staple xmas present for all Scots of that age by DarthKittens (Sat 27th Nov 2021 8:48am)
  • I really think so and it will take him back to his childhood. by DarthKittens (Sat 27th Nov 2021 9:05am)
  • Just don’t be disappointed when he gets you bath salts back. 50 plus Scottish males aren’t the best for getting good presents. I speak from experience by DarthKittens (Sat 27th Nov 2021 9:30am)
  • Lol that does sound a strangely specific experience by DarthKittens (Sat 27th Nov 2021 6:44pm)
  • I remember seeing spear of Destiny at the barrrowland - lost my crepe (brothel creeper) in the mosh pit - bent down and grabbed it and put it back on immediately. Wasn’t till I got outside and found instead of a black shoe I had a snuggly fitting bright red one on my other foot that had a two inch heel. Wtf are the chances of that by DarthKittens (Sun 28th Nov 2021 2:14am)
  • Aw bless them by DarthKittens (Sun 28th Nov 2021 7:21pm)
  • Lauriston is a brilliant bar! by DarthKittens (Tue 30th Nov 2021 9:02pm)
  • Nah they’ve evolved so much that their arrival is announced by ESP. Much like taxis, he’s outside - no he’s not - yes he is. Well I would know if he’s here…. by DarthKittens (Sat 11th Dec 2021 8:28pm)
  • First thing is create a nuisance diary. Log times and duration of music (defined as loud amplified music) and importantly how it affects you. Couldn’t sleep, concentrate etc. present this to noise officer when they attend. The noise officer may initially have to go through different motions before serving a notice so bear with them. Good luck by DarthKittens (Sun 12th Dec 2021 9:52am)
  • Glad to hear the Broons went down well by DarthKittens (Sun 12th Dec 2021 8:16pm)
  • I know wtf is that all about - fkn cretins! by DarthKittens (Sat 18th Dec 2021 3:16pm)
  • I have prayed to the Gods of Public Health for a great fog to envelope them by DarthKittens (Sat 18th Dec 2021 3:22pm)
  • Nice one - I had to sacrifice a tunnocks tea cake for this. Its giving heavy Victorian London vibes by DarthKittens (Sat 18th Dec 2021 5:31pm)
  • no just making a joke about the fog - I said envelope not kill. Thats a wee bit dark by DarthKittens (Sat 18th Dec 2021 5:47pm)
  • Not nearly as many as covid I suspect, dry your eyes by DarthKittens (Sat 18th Dec 2021 5:55pm)
  • You could try a slanket - got one for the mrs couple of years back he turned her nose up at it first off - now it’s part of the family by DarthKittens (Mon 20th Dec 2021 8:45pm)
  • Cars chasing dogs now, the worlds gone to pot by DarthKittens (Wed 22nd Dec 2021 2:35pm)
  • That’ll be toddlers jacked up on Calpol again by DarthKittens (Fri 24th Dec 2021 4:08pm)
  • Beautiful post thanks friend. Seasons best to you by DarthKittens (Sun 26th Dec 2021 1:39am)
  • Yeah I think you’ve nailed it tbf. by DarthKittens (Thu 30th Dec 2021 11:30am)
  • Unless it looks like the Millenium Falcon on hyperdrive it ain’t snow by DarthKittens (Fri 7th Jan 2022 9:21am)
  • Aye, plenty scary as well at night by DarthKittens (Fri 7th Jan 2022 8:13pm)
  • Not another goth at the Cathouse? by DarthKittens (Sat 15th Jan 2022 1:06pm)
  • I heard a rumour Micheal Keaton guests in it as Bruce Wayne by DarthKittens (Tue 18th Jan 2022 10:12pm)
  • Available now with knuckledragging hands and bloodshot eyes by DarthKittens (Wed 19th Jan 2022 7:19pm)
  • [that’s no moon ](https://youtu.be/i7eqjiRRIqg) by DarthKittens (Wed 19th Jan 2022 7:29pm)
  • Lauriston by DarthKittens (Tue 25th Jan 2022 7:15pm)
  • Yeah it’s on the student - tube stop run so always an eclectic mix. by DarthKittens (Tue 25th Jan 2022 7:44pm)
  • Gorbals or neuvo gorbales is buying a can of tennents super to go with its avacado on toast by DarthKittens (Fri 28th Jan 2022 1:56pm)
  • Kebabish I think is underrated. Never been let down with them by DarthKittens (Sun 30th Jan 2022 6:22pm)
  • Not a night to be out, hope she’s ok by DarthKittens (Sun 30th Jan 2022 7:37pm)
  • Is it the year of the cat? That would be cool by DarthKittens (Tue 1st Feb 2022 8:25pm)
  • I remember talking to a guy from Czech Republic and I would have sworn he was American his English was so good but in an accent he had picked up from American TV. Opened up my eyes by DarthKittens (Thu 3rd Feb 2022 8:00pm)
  • Been a while since I’ve been to the cinema can’t comment on popcorn but interested in what was the film like? by DarthKittens (Fri 4th Feb 2022 1:53pm)
  • Depends on age group but a night around the Merchant City shouldn’t disappoint. by DarthKittens (Mon 7th Feb 2022 7:08pm)
  • Whichever set of fans did this it’s fkn awful and really juvenile by DarthKittens (Fri 11th Feb 2022 1:58pm)
  • Next or River Island sounds a decent bet for you by DarthKittens (Sun 27th Feb 2022 6:31pm)
  • No way! Where do I sign? by DarthKittens (Mon 28th Feb 2022 11:35am)
  • Is that in St Vincent street, they are great even have cameras inside the ear for the curious. by DarthKittens (Thu 3rd Mar 2022 10:27am)
  • Had an inner ear infection the doc couldn’t see - went there and they did a proper check. Sent file to the doctor and sorted. They don’t take the piss either. Went there for three appointments and they didn’t charge me for one as they said they hadn’t done anything. by DarthKittens (Thu 3rd Mar 2022 12:30pm)
  • I lived down South for 20 odd years. You’ll miss the sun. Standards of restaurants really improved. Loads of stuff to do and Edinburgh and the Highlands just a drive away by DarthKittens (Sun 6th Mar 2022 3:35pm)
  • Here’s a goat pic to see you through gif now. The day/week [will get better now](https://images.app.goo.gl/CWW4gwdt4EN3DJrB9) by DarthKittens (Mon 7th Mar 2022 10:01am)
  • Nice by DarthKittens (Wed 9th Mar 2022 8:57pm)
  • Nothing good I fear by DarthKittens (Tue 15th Mar 2022 8:14pm)
  • Let’s get this club started [suggested tune](https://youtu.be/gFjKPLc5qD0) by DarthKittens (Mon 21st Mar 2022 10:49am)
  • Let’s get this club started [suggested tune](https://youtu.be/gFjKPLc5qD0) by DarthKittens (Mon 21st Mar 2022 10:50am)
  • Visit the doctors and ask them to take a stool sample which will indicate which type pathogen you have been infected with and contact the Environmental Health dept. If investigated they ask for a history of foods you have eaten prior to becoming ill. Different pathogens have different incubation periods but most food pathogens take between 12 and 72 hours to take effect. In the meantime dry toast and diarolyte or similar can help. Hope you get well soon. by DarthKittens (Sun 27th Mar 2022 1:25pm)
  • It was by Rangers fans before the Glasgow derby they would be better served paying for a bottle recycling bank at the stadium by DarthKittens (Sun 3rd Apr 2022 10:04pm)
  • Prebook they should take your flight number in case of delays - much cheaper than picking up one at airport as wel by DarthKittens (Tue 5th Apr 2022 8:12pm)
  • Should teeth be white? Mine are coffee coloured which is natural is it not by DarthKittens (Sun 17th Apr 2022 11:00pm)
  • It went downhill after Prince Andrew started going by DarthKittens (Thu 21st Apr 2022 10:41am)
  • You need to register as a food business and comply with hygiene regulations. by DarthKittens (Mon 25th Apr 2022 10:32am)
  • Where are you based, I can help with food safety and creating a HACCP system for you if needed by DarthKittens (Tue 24th May 2022 11:49pm)
  • DM me I can send a few links that will help on HACCP’s and local gov registration by DarthKittens (Wed 25th May 2022 8:13pm)
  • Yeah I hear you, my friends from Shefield are card carrying Labour members and just can’t believe the crap Scottish Labour get up to. by DarthKittens (Thu 26th May 2022 7:41pm)
  • That’s great news - one less sicko kicking about. Well done for reporting it. You’ve saved some other person suffering the same horrible experience. by DarthKittens (Wed 1st Jun 2022 7:46pm)
  • Koudos to you by DarthKittens (Wed 1st Jun 2022 7:52pm)
  • Funny, I noticed that bank holiday weekend. At first I thought that might be the reason. by DarthKittens (Thu 9th Jun 2022 8:54pm)
  • I agree and little competition but I lived in London for 20 odd years and it matches any I had there. by DarthKittens (Sat 11th Jun 2022 7:15pm)
  • There are quite stringent guidelines for pest control. I suspect they aren’t following them by DarthKittens (Thu 16th Jun 2022 11:25am)
  • Not cheap but brilliant by DarthKittens (Thu 23rd Jun 2022 11:43am)
  • Not sure why you got downvoted for that here’s an upvote by DarthKittens (Sat 25th Jun 2022 12:20pm)
  • I’m downvoting myself as well. Down with this sort of thing ….burn him! Get the rope boys there’s a hangin’ by DarthKittens (Sat 25th Jun 2022 4:02pm)
  • Hopefully the current train strike will be over by the time you come. You may want to look at car hire but it’s a long drive and the roads here aren’t like the states. If you do make sure and specify automatic if you haven’t driven stick. by DarthKittens (Sun 26th Jun 2022 10:25pm)
  • Where do we go now by DarthKittens (Mon 4th Jul 2022 10:35pm)
  • I don’t know anything about music at all now. I used to be cool, actually I wasn’t but could blah a convo about music styles for a bit by DarthKittens (Tue 12th Jul 2022 11:36am)
  • Stay strong brother the night is always darkest before dawn by DarthKittens (Mon 1st Aug 2022 2:02am)
  • I’m in the new gorbals 10 mins walk to merchant city and it’s great. Couple of zoomers around the coop but generally good. Plenty of flats advertised for renting as well. I feel your pain, I was put up by my company temporarily in merchant city and great for a month but couldn’t handle all your points. Hope you get something sorted soon by DarthKittens (Thu 4th Aug 2022 6:53pm)
  • If you don’t mind a Wetherspoons the society rooms isn’t far west George st I think and loads of seating. by DarthKittens (Fri 5th Aug 2022 2:43pm)
  • Know anywhere else that’s guaranteed 7 seats on a Saturday night? by DarthKittens (Fri 5th Aug 2022 4:28pm)
  • If you find a roach in a glass report them to Environmental Health. Saying that on here won’t change anything, EH will close them if they have an infestation by DarthKittens (Fri 5th Aug 2022 4:47pm)
  • Chill mate, your arguing with yourself. I don’t know about the roaches, however I am an Environmental Health officer (private sector now) and have on occasion had a large group of mates out and always found seats in the Society Rooms. I grant you like all Wetherspoons it’s a soullless McDonald’s of a pub owned by a tyrant but when your herding pished cats on a Saturday night it’s a godsend. Have a great Friday mate by DarthKittens (Fri 5th Aug 2022 5:51pm)
  • First time on Reddit as well judging by your profile…. by DarthKittens (Mon 8th Aug 2022 10:54am)
  • What about a T-shirt that says ‘wank’ with an arrow pointing to the person next to you? by DarthKittens (Fri 12th Aug 2022 3:31pm)
  • They were magic! by DarthKittens (Sat 13th Aug 2022 4:38pm)
  • What are they selling - do I get money off if I say I was sent here by a banished turnip? by DarthKittens (Sat 13th Aug 2022 4:37pm)
  • Would be cool to try, might take the Mrs there tomorrow just to say that line. Cheers and good luck to your pal with their stall by DarthKittens (Sat 13th Aug 2022 5:47pm)
  • I did not know that. Today I learned…. by DarthKittens (Sun 14th Aug 2022 5:37pm)
  • Aw that’s a shame I’ll miss turning up late for the film cos I’m trying to figure out which floor the screens on in the lift by DarthKittens (Fri 19th Aug 2022 7:58pm)
  • I beg to differ, try cutting across a walk and you’ll see hatred. I was born a Catholic, haven’t practised in 30 years. The Orange Order hates me. Can you explain that? by DarthKittens (Sat 20th Aug 2022 1:54pm)
  • Typical lies from a bigoted imbecile. Away and fester in your hatred. by DarthKittens (Sat 20th Aug 2022 2:06pm)
  • Would love to see that salsa recipe if your happy to share by DarthKittens (Mon 22nd Aug 2022 10:51am)
  • Paesano used to deliver raw - heat up yourself pizzas. They were nice by DarthKittens (Mon 29th Aug 2022 7:19pm)
  • Seconded by DarthKittens (Wed 7th Sep 2022 5:28pm)
  • I like this better than the real meaning. Honours? it would be my honour good sir. Bottle or Chib, who holdeths the jackets? by DarthKittens (Thu 8th Sep 2022 7:44pm)
  • I for one welcome our fruit fly overlords and have changed the name on my leccy bill to Mr Fruit Fly by DarthKittens (Thu 8th Sep 2022 10:11pm)
  • Seconded - get to the Lauriston by DarthKittens (Thu 15th Sep 2022 11:23pm)
  • You could check out slaters by DarthKittens (Mon 19th Sep 2022 10:10pm)
  • Sorry to hear that mate - best get yourself around some bars by DarthKittens (Wed 21st Sep 2022 6:31pm)
  • Has anyone mentioned Best Kebab yet….dont. Doner Haus good and Shwarma King top and well priced. Paesanos brilliant if you like pizza. Checkout merchant city - or you could go posh it up a bit in finnieston or partick by DarthKittens (Thu 22nd Sep 2022 5:10pm)
  • I studied at Strathclyde while living in East Kilbride it’s very doable. Number 20 bud is your friend - although that was going a while back by DarthKittens (Thu 22nd Sep 2022 8:36pm)
  • Loon Fung - overpriced, staff inconsistently friendly and no phone signal but they do brilliant food by DarthKittens (Sat 24th Sep 2022 7:56pm)
  • You can get mould resistant paint but you really need to find the cause/source of the excess moisture. Wiping with a mild bleach solution should inhibit growth and spore production until you get a longer term solution. Best of luck by DarthKittens (Mon 26th Sep 2022 9:32pm)
  • That’s better for vampires though by DarthKittens (Mon 26th Sep 2022 9:42pm)
  • My favourite parlance is ‘Glasgow live are a bunch o chancing bstrds’ by DarthKittens (Fri 30th Sep 2022 5:08pm)
  • Same here, doing my nut in the little shits. by DarthKittens (Mon 3rd Oct 2022 7:32pm)
  • Orange Order walks in Glasgow, balanced view on this Glasgow tradition. Does it fit into modern culture? Very tricky subject and please research before you even think of taking on but there’s plenty of controversy and opposite viewpoints. by DarthKittens (Tue 4th Oct 2022 9:34pm)
  • It’s baby Friday I’m having a glass of wine pretending I won’t tank the whole bottle by DarthKittens (Thu 6th Oct 2022 7:42pm)
  • Slaters mate - get a good idea of your budget, tell them and they’ll help sort you by DarthKittens (Sun 9th Oct 2022 9:47pm)
  • Looks like a flamethrower job and move house by DarthKittens (Sun 9th Oct 2022 10:53pm)
  • There it is right there by DarthKittens (Thu 13th Oct 2022 12:00pm)
  • What size is it? by DarthKittens (Fri 14th Oct 2022 9:55am)
  • Just pmd you by DarthKittens (Fri 14th Oct 2022 10:39am)
  • Just pmd you by DarthKittens (Fri 14th Oct 2022 10:40am)
  • Plain clothes detective by DarthKittens (Fri 21st Oct 2022 12:53am)
  • I found one that costs 150 if that helps by DarthKittens (Sun 23rd Oct 2022 11:40am)
  • Diwali by DarthKittens (Mon 24th Oct 2022 10:27pm)
  • I really want to know what they said by DarthKittens (Tue 25th Oct 2022 11:32pm)
  • I love the Loon Fung best Chinese restaurant I have been to in the U.K. and I lived in London for years but there was always something a bit off like you were annoying the staff by turning up expecting a meal. Now with my tinfoil hat on I’m thinking the complete lack of signal inside is deliberate. Faraday cage? by DarthKittens (Wed 26th Oct 2022 6:05pm)
  • Lol it’s pretty much a bunker feel and the seating is way way back behind ‘private rooms’ that look very intriguing if you have a tinfoil helmet by DarthKittens (Wed 26th Oct 2022 7:49pm)
  • You could try DFS and/or Stirling they are right next to each other Parkhead way if I remember right. by DarthKittens (Sun 30th Oct 2022 12:28pm)
  • Remember remember it’s whatever date it is in November by DarthKittens (Sun 6th Nov 2022 10:51am)
  • I always thought it was between 10-20 past but not half past. Certainly not before 3 by DarthKittens (Wed 9th Nov 2022 9:38pm)
  • For some hangovers I want to feel healthy again so make a Thai chicken broth. My recipes a mixture of a couple of recipes which o can’t be arsed writing down but it’s pretty close to https://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/chicken-recipes/hot-sour-chicken-broth/ by DarthKittens (Sun 13th Nov 2022 12:36pm)
  • Did we get it if we guess? by DarthKittens (Sun 13th Nov 2022 8:54pm)
  • Library best bet or if you are struggling hotels have the facility, offer to pay and be polite you never know by DarthKittens (Thu 17th Nov 2022 12:48pm)
  • Funny but if I recite the alphabet it’s eye, jeye, Kay. But I call it the letter Jay otherwise by DarthKittens (Fri 18th Nov 2022 1:49pm)
  • I’m staying in bed just in case I get a cold by DarthKittens (Fri 18th Nov 2022 2:26pm)
  • Packs 9 iron and off to rutherglen by DarthKittens (Fri 25th Nov 2022 8:42pm)
  • If you want to wash it down with good beer try the West Brewery by DarthKittens (Mon 28th Nov 2022 10:11am)
  • If you can take a joke you’ll be fine. by DarthKittens (Mon 28th Nov 2022 9:08pm)
  • Horrible hearing this, even more horrible knowing it’s probably true but I would like to hear more details of when and where it happened. by DarthKittens (Tue 29th Nov 2022 7:07pm)
  • Cheers seems nice inside judging by the pics. by DarthKittens (Thu 1st Dec 2022 7:11pm)
  • Yeah I’m leaning more for viva - boteco looks fun but viva suits the crowd I’m going with by the looks of it. What would you say the difference was? Middle aged crowd going by DarthKittens (Thu 1st Dec 2022 7:43pm)
  • Was it at the weekend - expect higher turnover would mean less dryness… hopefully by DarthKittens (Thu 1st Dec 2022 7:48pm)
  • Yeah I hear you but doubt that’ll make a good present for my brother. We’ll probably go Italian by DarthKittens (Fri 2nd Dec 2022 12:09am)
  • That’s what I thought but it wasn’t on suckie by DarthKittens (Sun 4th Dec 2022 1:05pm)
  • Tell you what I remember vaguely was the Virgin megastore that sold bondage trousers on top floor. Back when Virgin was cool by DarthKittens (Sun 4th Dec 2022 1:24pm)
  • Suits you sir by DarthKittens (Sun 4th Dec 2022 8:22pm)
  • Hope she’s found safe and well by DarthKittens (Mon 5th Dec 2022 9:50am)
  • I’m skint, hungry and stuck at the airport. This would help by DarthKittens (Tue 6th Dec 2022 11:58am)
  • I like the fresh co-op apple pies if you just fancy scoffing one yourself. They aren’t poncey, no cinnamon or whatever just good old fashioned apple pies. by DarthKittens (Wed 7th Dec 2022 7:43pm)
  • Tried to get a Hackney from rank in merchant city to Cambuslang. First quoted a mad price to get us out of the cab. Second quoted equally as mad price which we said ah well let’s do it then seeing we weren’t put off tried to start a fight. Seriously, jumped out the cab threw the door open and shouted ‘no way I’m taking you if you are arguing’. I think this was for the benefit of the security managing the queue. We had been chatting to them for ages and knew we were ok so they sided with us. The guy jumped back into the cab and didn’t even pick up any guys behind us in the queue. Apparently security took his number. Final cab picked us up and charged double the normal price which we were happy with. This took about an hour in total. Absolutely shocking by DarthKittens (Thu 8th Dec 2022 3:34pm)
  • Yeah mate so you pay more that’s cool, it was the fact the driver rather than saying he didn’t want to go outside town he came up with a mad price then accused us of having a go at him. Complete joke by DarthKittens (Thu 8th Dec 2022 7:31pm)
  • I’m my experience it’s more Huns and Tims. I’ve seen Celtic fans describe themselves as Tims and Rangers fans as Huns. ‘I’m a pure Tim/Hun by the way.’ I never seen this as particularly offensive to either. Taig I find extremely dodgy, fenian and Orange are usually followed by bastard and never used when being polite and you would have to know the person well for it to be banter. In my opinion it doesn’t matter what you call what when the abomination that is the Orange walk is still tolerated by this city. Why be worried someone may be offended by a comment when people are scared to leave the house when the parade is in town. But that’s ok? What decade, nay century do we live in? by DarthKittens (Fri 9th Dec 2022 12:59pm)
  • Damn does this work for finding a good kebab shop in Glasgow im looking for the best kebab ever by DarthKittens (Sat 24th Dec 2022 12:04am)
  • Hmm I think your holding out on me. I’m a journalist for a popular online Glasgow news outlet don’t ya know. by DarthKittens (Sat 24th Dec 2022 12:18am)
  • Best Breakfast Kebab by DarthKittens (Sat 24th Dec 2022 12:39pm)
  • Have you thought about supermarkets? by DarthKittens (Sun 1st Jan 2023 10:47pm)
  • Babbitty Brewster in Merchant City has a decent one. Staff there are really nice as well by DarthKittens (Thu 5th Jan 2023 6:28pm)
  • Otterly great! I’ll get my coat by DarthKittens (Fri 6th Jan 2023 7:04pm)
  • What the flying fuck! by DarthKittens (Sat 7th Jan 2023 11:14pm)
  • Frequent Tax Payer ;) by DarthKittens (Wed 11th Jan 2023 7:12pm)
  • Is Blackfriars open for gigs again? by DarthKittens (Thu 19th Jan 2023 10:21am)
  • Is Blackfriars open for gigs again? by DarthKittens (Thu 19th Jan 2023 10:28am)
  • Back open which is good news not sure if new owners and music venue status by DarthKittens (Thu 19th Jan 2023 11:15am)
  • The bus is the best and not as much hassle as you might think. You get it right at the front doors and regular by DarthKittens (Fri 20th Jan 2023 2:06pm)
  • After your called there’s a period you are t called again - 3 years I think. Last time I was called someone asked about that and they said you should just tell them youve been called in the last couple of years by DarthKittens (Thu 26th Jan 2023 8:02pm)
  • Glasgow central actually makes sense. by DarthKittens (Sat 28th Jan 2023 4:51pm)
  • How long before it rains please god by DarthKittens (Sun 29th Jan 2023 12:39pm)
  • It’s a generic term for different types of narcotics. by DarthKittens (Thu 9th Feb 2023 8:11pm)
  • Fully booked for two weeks, try calling every day on the off chance there’s a cancellation by DarthKittens (Thu 9th Feb 2023 8:10pm)
  • Say you did it last year and their records must need updated by DarthKittens (Sat 11th Feb 2023 2:08pm)
  • Local gun club? by DarthKittens (Sat 11th Feb 2023 3:56pm)
  • I regularly visit distribution centres and while a lot of your mates theories hold water there is one issue apart from getting there. These warehouses are manned 24/7 so you’ll have to kill all the zombies inside. Other than that good option by DarthKittens (Sat 11th Feb 2023 3:55pm)
  • Has anyone mentioned Best Kebab yet? by DarthKittens (Sun 12th Feb 2023 5:22pm)
  • Hi I’m a Chinese shock trooper and he’s right by DarthKittens (Sat 18th Feb 2023 12:33pm)
  • How comes? Quality product by DarthKittens (Sat 4th Mar 2023 9:41am)
  • Best kebab by DarthKittens (Thu 9th Mar 2023 8:32pm)
  • There’s one pothole that if you listen carefully you can hear Australian accents by DarthKittens (Mon 20th Mar 2023 10:06am)
  • That’s me and I had no idea they were taping it by DarthKittens (Tue 21st Mar 2023 10:24pm)
  • Best kebab by DarthKittens (Thu 23rd Mar 2023 2:15pm)
  • Best kebab by DarthKittens (Sat 25th Mar 2023 10:00am)
  • Hydra agents get preferred deals - throw in a ‘hail hydra’ under your breath when booking and welcome to the penthouse by DarthKittens (Tue 28th Mar 2023 2:17pm)
  • Spear of Destiny 1985 Barrowlands. I was wearing black brothel creepers and lost one in the mosh pit. Bent down immediately somehow found it and put it back on. Wasn’t until the end of the night I realised I had picked up the wrong shoe. What are the chances of picking up same size and same side. Of course it was bright red with a really thick sole. by DarthKittens (Sun 2nd Apr 2023 11:03am)
  • It’s getting absolutely shocking. Organised gangs are the worst. They know the Police will never attend a store so they are completely brazen about it. by DarthKittens (Thu 6th Apr 2023 11:38am)
  • Cheers got tickets for the Stand - any good choices for a beer after by DarthKittens (Sat 8th Apr 2023 4:14pm)
  • Cheers by DarthKittens (Sat 8th Apr 2023 5:07pm)
  • Hmmm fancy a burger now - damn they got me. Nope I always fancy a burger and they are so busy I’m getting a McDonalds hmmmm by DarthKittens (Fri 14th Apr 2023 7:54am)
  • This is the way by DarthKittens (Mon 17th Apr 2023 6:21pm)
  • Robot in disguise? by DarthKittens (Mon 24th Apr 2023 8:33pm)
  • My gran was a barmaid there when she was 19. Mental by DarthKittens (Mon 24th Apr 2023 9:13pm)
  • Does it have cinnamon in it? Really bugs me when they do that by DarthKittens (Mon 8th May 2023 3:55pm)
  • Why didn’t I know this! Good shout mate by DarthKittens (Sat 27th May 2023 10:49am)
  • So Nicky with red trainers right? by DarthKittens (Sat 3rd Jun 2023 9:17am)
  • Best advice is to go there often - he might be a regular and if you do go there often it gives him an opening line by DarthKittens (Sat 3rd Jun 2023 9:43am)
  • He’ll be back although he might think he’s missed his chance as he got pissed by DarthKittens (Sat 3rd Jun 2023 9:49am)
  • Saw Kasabian at Tramlines Shefield absolutely brilliant. Have a great one by DarthKittens (Sat 24th Jun 2023 8:37pm)
  • Best Kebab by DarthKittens (Fri 30th Jun 2023 5:29pm)
  • Sorry but they aren’t as bad as each other, two sides of the same coin etc etc. by DarthKittens (Mon 24th Jul 2023 10:17am)
  • You should try to learn more about it. Educating yourself on the subject may give you a more informed point of view. by DarthKittens (Mon 24th Jul 2023 11:45am)
  • I don’t believe you are an impartial observer just an ignorant one. Is this how you look at all decisions or view all disagreements believing they are equal? Personally I weigh up each argument and try to make an informed opinion. by DarthKittens (Mon 24th Jul 2023 12:48pm)
  • You are the only one showing bigotry in this conversation by DarthKittens (Mon 24th Jul 2023 1:52pm)
  • What hate do I have? by DarthKittens (Mon 24th Jul 2023 2:43pm)
  • Wtf by DarthKittens (Sun 30th Jul 2023 1:06pm)
  • TUNE! How sad is it that one of my most favourite memories is driving down Miami Beach listening to Flock of Seagulls. I went there in real life and it was shit by DarthKittens (Sat 19th Aug 2023 9:41am)
  • I went to a Halloween party at Soho House in London years back dressed as Obi Wan from the prequels. Some guy was dressed as Darth Vader - sooooo as far as I recall a la Homer Simpson I was witty and charming. My girlfriend at the time didn’t talk to me for a week after. by DarthKittens (Sat 19th Aug 2023 9:56am)
  • Not from round here then by DarthKittens (Sat 26th Aug 2023 10:39am)
  • Best Kebab by DarthKittens (Sat 2nd Sep 2023 10:06am)
  • The law is one outsider is thick and one thin on each loaf. Someone got the thick one before you by DarthKittens (Mon 18th Sep 2023 1:45am)
  • Hi this is Anna from Norway meet me at best kebab you can’t fjord not to by DarthKittens (Fri 22nd Sep 2023 9:01pm)
  • I’m pretty sure waxy O’Connors is a Tardis with the door unlocked by DarthKittens (Fri 22nd Sep 2023 11:25pm)
  • I lived in London for over twenty years, China Town was a regularly haunt. Moving back to Glasgow I noticed two things - Indian restaurants and takeaways much better and Chinese much worse. Apart from Loon Fung though, it’s the best Chinese restaurant meal I have ever had. Not cheap and the service is typically Chinese (refreshingly not ingratiating) but worth it. No phone signal inside which after I read about the whole police station thing made me think faraday cage…. by DarthKittens (Sat 23rd Sep 2023 8:00am)
  • Scottish Don’t Look Now by DarthKittens (Sun 8th Oct 2023 1:14pm)
  • This can’t be good by DarthKittens (Wed 18th Oct 2023 1:23pm)
  • What’s that kebab shop called? by DarthKittens (Thu 19th Oct 2023 5:48pm)
  • I would suggest contacting your Environmental Health Department or at least telling the restaurant you will have no choice but to contact environmental health if they don’t deal with their smoke and noise nuisance. Keep a diary of any smells/noise and most importantly note how it affects you. This will help when passed to your EHO by DarthKittens (Mon 27th Nov 2023 9:05pm)