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  • Fuck him, he's a beast, this is the one time I'd be sound with the polis lifting someone on a technicality. Beasts are beasts. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 11th Jan 2019 1:39pm)
  • That's complete shite but don't let it get in the way of your wee agenda ya worstcunt by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 15th Jan 2019 8:46pm)
  • Ah the daily express, famous for it's highly competent sources. Take your head out of your arse, there is no proof whatsoever that high immigration areas are responsible for more crime. Also rape statistics don't get published by the government, certainly not through race so the article you've linked is complete nonsense and entirely anecdotal. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 16th Jan 2019 8:19am)
  • By cans I hope you mean tennents by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 16th Jan 2019 8:32pm)
  • [Nah, Miama to Ibiza fs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCH1AsUydSc) by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 30th Jan 2019 8:09pm)
  • I'm a sad cunt and I actually downloaded the old youtube video cause I knew one day it'd end up getting deleted, 2 mins and I'll upload it somewhere. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 15th Feb 2019 8:44pm)
  • Why? Just cause you say so? I'll go to a gig just cause I like one song if I want and there's fuck all you can do about it, stop being a gatekeeping wee fanny. "I LIKE THIS BAND MORE THAN YOU" is literally what yer saying here. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 17th Feb 2019 2:39pm)
  • Cunts who write this shite are now so incredibly out of touch and it shows. Even daft wee things like calling Square sausage "flat sausage" get tae fuck man. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 24th Feb 2019 9:49pm)
  • Just don't go near it. Better yet search this sub for wallace street. Even if they have improved they will never live down the reputation for the shit that goes/still going on. Better yet **again** the doors are almost always broke and the code is 00000, go town to tradeston and take a look for yourself. To be fair, I lived in the building on Morrison street right beside them for 3 years and never had any hassle, don't think it really says much. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 20th Mar 2019 7:39pm)
  • You are so cool by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 22nd Mar 2019 7:33pm)
  • Aye, I met him in Munros one night, I'm sure one of the huskies is called Marlin/Marlon. Sound guy. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 24th Mar 2019 7:52pm)
  • That is just not true mate, most pubs in Glasgow can be categorized as celtic/rangers, with the rest usually just not wanting anything to do with football. Even when the old firm are playing another team you can still easily run into trouble in the wrong boozer. I was in fucking stumps on a saturday afternoon and 3 guys gave me hassle for wearing green shoes with a green jacket 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 25th Mar 2019 7:19pm)
  • Nae danger gok wan by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 26th Mar 2019 2:02pm)
  • Didn't happen by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 12th Apr 2019 8:33am)
  • I agree with you about the class sizes but what you experienced is not sparring whatsoever. It's literally just a technical exercise to see where are you're at with reflexes and how your footwork is at dodging/throwing. I can see where the confusion might be, but you certainly weren't sparring, at the gym I train at it just gets called tig. You weren't fighting the person, not anywhere near it. No one throws any hard punches and no one is wearing headgear etc and most of the time you're told to only go for knees/shoulders. Proper sparring happens in the ring with headgear and only between two people at a time. If you were actually "sparring" with an "undefeated amateur" with no training you'd probably end up severely injured. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 12th Apr 2019 11:54am)
  • Some place man, used to spend my entire wage in there buying fred perrys and ben shermans when I was about 16 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 13th Apr 2019 9:34am)
  • Finished my digital security degree at caley 2 years ago and I'm currently working as a data engineer for a big ISP. For me the bit of paper is the only thing worth going to GCU for. The modules in the compsci courses aren't long or detailed enough for you to get any actual knowledge out of it. You'll get the fundamentals of pretty much everything you need but depending on which industry you want to go into you'll really need to do a lot of self-teaching. Pretty much all my knowledge required to pass the interview for my current job came from my third-year internship and the work done there. What I will say is that most tech companies in the industry don't give a fuck about qualifications (aside from maybe the big players like morgan stanley, IBM, cisco etc). You'll pass job interviews on technical knowlegde and not much more. That being said though having the degree was a great way to get my foot in the door at least. I'd recommend you go for it, you've got all the time in the world to work your way up in a full time job, go to uni now while you're young, get as many bursarys as you can on top of the max student loan and pay your parents that way. I think I was getting about 800 quid a month from student loan/saas when I lived with my maw n da which was more than enough to cover my stupid spending habits. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 26th May 2019 3:42pm)
  • On a serious note can the mods not fucking lock threads over cunts having meltdowns? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 31st May 2019 8:05pm)
  • Stop fucking removing comments and locking threads about this, you're quite an open Celtic fan so it does nothing except make you look like a cunt with an agenda. Whether you are or not is completely irrelevant, by stopping discussion you're just at the other end of the spectrum from the folk who use this to point score. It's just giving cunts ammunition to actually avoid valid points and turn this into a shit flinging contest. The downvotes will sort out the bams by themselves. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 1st Jun 2019 1:48pm)
  • > I couldn't give a monkeys how my actions are perceived Exactly, you're being a cock. There's an arsehole/troll in about 90% of threads on this sub, always at least 1 person with -20 odd downvotes regardless of the subject so why don't you lock those threads as well? For the most part the discussion has been decent, stop locking threads just cause you don't want to talk about this, you and wee george having meltdowns over pedos at celtic is embarrassing. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 1st Jun 2019 4:03pm)
  • You and whoever else runs this subreddit need to think about getting him booted. Guys a stain. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 2nd Jun 2019 9:02am)
  • Hope you're kidding, if not you probably have a fuckload of brain damage as well mate by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 3rd Jun 2019 6:46pm)
  • > there are plenty of financial instruments that will give you a comparable ROI to buy to let without the same risk exposure Such as? Not being a dick, genuinely interested, I know fuck all about finances but I've always wanted to be able to buy a property and live off the rent money. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 9th Jun 2019 9:01pm)
  • Where did you get that extra finger ya inbred bastard by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 10th Jun 2019 6:12pm)
  • It's fucking lunacy. The bottom line is this is disruptive to the city's population, end of story. Why the fuck do they keep getting permission from the council? It's an absolute fact that no other group gets permission to march through the city and close road every other week. Cunts should be marching once or twice a year at the very most, if they want to practice they can fuck off to a field up cumbernauld and march through there. There's got to be a petition going to get the council to punt these cunts surely? I drove by a motor with its window put in earlier and everytime theres a march there's always fucking bams fighting with each other. It's a joke. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 6th Jul 2019 2:04pm)
  • Aye okay intentionally miss the point, I said a **field** and picked a fucking random border town with a low population, get a grip. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 6th Jul 2019 5:42pm)
  • Not to take it out of context or anything but it really says a lot that a cunt playing a tune in his motor could cause a riot. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 8th Jul 2019 4:45pm)
  • Wits actually wrong with liking Gerry Cinnamon? I was at the saturday last year and the buzz was pretty class, probably the most amount of folk I've ever seen bouncing about for one artist that could still probably be considered as quite small. Wits actually wrong with going to see an artist you like? Wits wrong with smoking fags and drinking pints in the sun, listening to good tunes you enjoy and having a fucking laugh with your mates? Far too many wee gimps on reddit just trying to be edgy and hating on anything "mainstream" - don't hate the player ffs by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 13th Jul 2019 11:44am)
  • Fair play, definitely not everyone's cup of tea but the top comment in this thread says it makes them ashamed to be scottish by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 13th Jul 2019 12:11pm)
  • I've recently just got a young basenji puppy and the wee cunt will eat literally anything whenever I take him out, no great at the best of times but having to watch for this is ridiculous. Would love to catch these fucking arseholes that do this, utter scumbags by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 17th Jul 2019 6:05pm)
  • Go nowhere near them mate. Take this from someone with first hand experience working for one of their "partners". There's something very wrong and very dodgy with that part of the industry in glasgow, from sponsoring food awards and events in Canada that are almost definitely fronts, to the general shadiness of their staff. Avoid avoid avoid. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 19th Jul 2019 7:26pm)
  • Lol, was in there for a subcrawl and everycunt was singing fuck the pope in the sweet caroline interlude. Shame cause its actually a nice pub with decent staff by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 24th Jul 2019 5:44pm)
  • Think this is probably true. I'm in maxwells every so often (it's not that fucking bad) and have heard the staff have been told they'll be moving over shortly. Tassies keeps the bams in shawlands all in one place anyway so I don't see an issue with this, at least the old building will get used. Unreal that the golden buddha is still sitting in there. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 5th Aug 2019 6:21pm)
  • Aye that happened by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 8th Sep 2019 5:23pm)
  • Dunno why you're getting downvoted, you're right. Was in poland at the beginning of the year and in paris a few months back, both cities have these electric scooters than can be used with an app on your phone. My first thought was that if these were in glesga cunts would just vandalise them or throw them in the clyde. Not to mention we just don't have the infrastructure to support them, city centre pavements are busy, narrow and just shite. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 10th Sep 2019 7:21pm)
  • >we lassies with no clothes on, watered down drink, shite chart music clubs ? Where would I find such a horrible establishment? For purposes of avoiding of course by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 13th Oct 2019 5:09pm)
  • The southside is a big place mate by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 26th Oct 2019 5:25pm)
  • > I’ve continued to live in Glasgow and have been threatened and harassed whenever I’ve lived near a stadium. If you lived near hospitals would you blame all negative experiences on healthcare? Sounds to me like you have an image in your head and don't want to change it, football is not dangerous. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 27th Oct 2019 7:52am)
  • At the risk of coming across as insensitive, why the fuck are we only now - in almost 2020 - putting in walls on the tracks? Almost every major city I've ever been to has the ones identical to London where they don't open unless the train is at the stop. Further to that the accessibility of our underground is absolutely shocking, are folk in wheelchairs/with restricted mobility just expected not to use it? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 27th Oct 2019 6:39pm)
  • > over a thousand pounds a month is a lot for some people who've never experienced that kind of money and enjoy feeling like a proper business person wearing smart clothes, sometimes travelling peak times on public transport. That's an unbelievable comment, minimum wage for working class folk knocking their pan in, working long, random, ever-changing hours, but hey, at least they get to wear a suit and spend their own money on public transport, that'll make them feel good! > Going out on pay-day for drinks, you makes friends it's like school or something. I'm lucky enough to be blessed with a good job and a decent wage and one night out is sometimes enough to skin me for the rest of the month, so respect to anycunt who can manage it on a minimum wage call center job. Fuck me. Fair play to you for at least trying to pretend it's a positive experience, but a lot of folk may find it much harder than you. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 19th Nov 2019 2:07pm)
  • I've opted out for much the same reasons. If the country keeps voting the way it does minimum retirement age will probably be upped to fucking 90 odd within the next decade or so. Coupled with the fact house prices are horrendous and that wages are nowhere near matching inflation, I highly doubt I'll ever retire. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 19th Nov 2019 4:14pm)
  • > Learn to spend your time and money better. Aye sound cause not being skint and depressed is just about spending your time and money better, nothing to do with external factors like your upbringing, social/housing situations and skillset eh? Good for you though mate, I'm sure you're doing well for yourself and power to you, but I'm sure your social/economic circumstances gave you a bit of a cushion to be able to start your own business, so try not to assume everyone's in the same boat. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 19th Nov 2019 7:12pm)
  • You are so ignorant of how good you must've had it. If you managed to buy a car working on a 16-year-old's wage then you quite clearly were having your way paid for by mummy and/or daddy. At 16/17 I knew hunners of folk being expected to chip in 150 quid a month (minimum) cause their families had lost their child benefits due to them legally being an adult and leaving education. Not everyone has it as good as you, so aye, fuck off. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 19th Nov 2019 7:23pm)
  • >We're all in individual boats, I'm talking about mine. What's so inherently wrong with that? Fuck all, but you're not just talking about yours. What you've done in your last 5 or so posts in this thread is project your success onto other's potential (or lack thereof). Stuff like "Learn to spend your time and money better." just says to me you've never considered how other folk might do in less fortunate sitations. Imagine having to work a minimum wage call center job as a single parent with 2 bairns? What about as a struggling uni student who needs to work 40 hour weeks on top of their course just to be able to afford rent? "Over a thousand pounds a month" for working 160+ hours is fuck all money to those types of people. Then in another comment you go on to try and justify this to yourself by saying you bought a car at 16 working 5 hours a week - as if anyone can go and do the same. Honestly good for you for starting your own business and making something of yourself, I genuinely mean that, but take a look at the other side of the coin. Instead of going on about how anyone can do it, ask yourself why most folk haven't. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 19th Nov 2019 9:17pm)
  • It is fucking horrendous, roads shut at helen street, lanes shut at ibrox, temporary traffic lights at cessock, lanes shut down PRW, more roadworks and lights up near tradeston AND NOCUNTS FUCKING WORKING ON ANYTHING. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 28th Nov 2019 11:34pm)
  • It's been operational for nearly 5 year by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 29th Nov 2019 10:36am)
  • You mean cheese and onion max? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 4th Dec 2019 2:11am)
  • Cheese and onion Discos, bottom of the bag is usually fulla flavour dust. Mmmm. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 4th Dec 2019 2:10am)
  • Quick I fucked up lets change the subject by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 4th Dec 2019 5:43pm)
  • A lot of folk in this thread saying they'd be yes for independence but will vote labour. If Labour get in in Scotland we can kiss any chance of independence goodbye. Scottish Labour are simply not interested in an indyref. I get it's a vote against the tories but for me the biggest fuck you to the tories will be leaving this broken union. SNP for me. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 10th Dec 2019 6:22pm)
  • I don't fully agree with you but I see where you're coming from. What I would say is that although you're right in saying a Corbyn government probably wouldn't block indyref - there's a real possibility that labour get into government in Scotland, meaning there won't be a sniff of indyref in the first place. That's the biggest reason I'll be voting SNP as I'd rather we worked **with** Corbyn than for him. It's just a means to an end for me and there's also a time constraint as well. I wouldn't be happy telling myself we can just try again in 4 years if labour doesn't work out, because by that time it's possible Brexit could've done very serious and long lasting damage. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 10th Dec 2019 8:32pm)
  • What specifically did Neale Hanvey say? Can't find anything on google aside from him claiming the self id could be exploited by sexual predators. That's a far cry from saying transwomen are predators surely? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 10th Dec 2019 11:53pm)
  • Whats the script with pencils in the voting booths? Maybe it's just me being a weird cunt but I don't feel comfortable using a pencil for something this important. Guy at the polling station looked at me like I'd just spat on his granny when I asked for a pen. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 12th Dec 2019 7:58am)
  • I was more thinking of folk who may have access to the ballots finding it easier to tamper with singular votes marked in pencil, rather than pen. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 12th Dec 2019 8:04am)
  • There's a solution for that by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 18th Dec 2019 7:48pm)
  • So by your reckoning Helensburgh is in Glesga as well? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 24th Dec 2019 7:33pm)
  • Please don't listen to that guy, the west end is firstly miles away from celtic park and secondly fuller of students and middle class folk. You're never going to get an authentic old firm experience in a pub in the west end, sorry but it's just a fact. Like other folk have said stick to the east end of the city before the game - mainly the gallowgate but the city center is decent too. We usually get a train or subway into town then walk it to the stadium, grabbing a pint in the tolbooth beforehand. The walk is about 20-30 mins but there's buses and trains that will take you to the stadium too. Tolbooth bar is a proper irish pub as is the Brazen head. Tbh I'd avoid the city center altogether after the fitbaw, everywhere is always rammed and although you're unlikely to see any trouble it can happen. Merry Christmas and mon the hoops. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 25th Dec 2019 7:24pm)
  • Shit is changing drastically on the drug market. Gone are they days where you need to be hard as nails or have heavies as pals to punt gear. Nowadays anyone can download tor and buy shit off the deep web. Further to that they can make it easier and more discreet to sell to folk with snapchats and instagrams like these. I'm completely against the war on drugs, but the polis have a massive problem on their hands. Their usual tactics of targeting the high up dealers that punt thousands a day won't work anymore, because there are no higher ups, just cunts in europe using the royal mail. Madness. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 5th Jan 2020 6:23pm)
  • I never said there was a problem with any of it, if anything ease of access has made shit safer since you can buy test kits along with anything you buy on the deep web. The problem is if the polis want to combat it (which they do since their bosses and the government are largely against legalisation) they're going to have a hard time. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 5th Jan 2020 6:55pm)
  • That's a fucking embarrassing statement. So what you're saying is folk who don't have problems shouldn't be standing up for those who do? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 14th Jan 2020 3:44pm)
  • Shite for the people involved obviously but fuck me that is cool, we are truly living in the future. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 18th Jan 2020 4:49pm)
  • Aye it's the so called death-of-the-highstreet that experts have been warning us about for years, it's happening all across the country. It was in my fuckin geography textbook 10 year ago! Huge plots of cheap land on the outskirts of the city being bought over by developers and filled full of shopping centers, restuarants, gyms etc. Fact of the matter is city center rent is just unaffordable or inefficient for a lot of businesses. Unless the council/government can subsidize the market rates for city center lets then it's only going to get worse. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 19th Jan 2020 8:56pm)
  • Would you be willing to fit it yourself? If so b&q do nice laminate for a not bad price. I just bought 4 packs and did it myself, piece of piss if you've got the right tools, the boards just click together. All you need to worry about is getting the rapidfit stuff and cutting it properly, I'm sure someone in the shop would help you out getting the beading/spacers too. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 22nd Jan 2020 1:15pm)
  • If you buy the flooring you'll be able to find someone on gumtree to fit it no bother by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 22nd Jan 2020 4:19pm)
  • You don't even want to know what these bastards did to my cat by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 30th Jan 2020 9:43pm)
  • You think you are, but you're just fucking stupid. Romani people are not from Romania, there are very few **Romanian** people living in Govanhill. The govanhill population has a lot of gypsy people also known as Roma people or Romani. These people are part of a gypsy subculture originating in India. Romanian people are brilliant imo and hate this confusion, it causes huge social and racial issues to a country that's actually bloody lovely btw. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 9th Feb 2020 5:26pm)
  • Drive? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 10th Feb 2020 7:31pm)
  • Can't be that accurate, I'm in about once a month and they've always got at least one sour on tap. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 11th Feb 2020 5:33pm)
  • Does my nut in btw. Sub's fulla virgins who won't be happy unless a festival lineup is chalked full of heavy metal, electro-dubstep-breakbeat bands with 42 followers on facebook and a frontman who punts ayahusca. Fuck all wrong with that trnsmt lineup. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 14th Feb 2020 2:01pm)
  • Agreed - voodoos, ninth wave, gallus, rascalton, spyres, declan welsh etc all brilliant bands from Glasgow that are getting exposure and stage time from this festival. It's a good thing regardless of yer music taste. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 14th Feb 2020 2:37pm)
  • It's almost as if opinions on music are subjective and vary quite a lot from person to person by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 14th Feb 2020 6:23pm)
  • The game is in Edinburgh today and ibrox is much further left in that photo by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 29th Feb 2020 1:05pm)
  • Have ye tried Dougie and Duggie flaps' dug flaps and flat caps? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 2nd Mar 2020 3:52pm)
  • [It's on google maps so I'd like to think it's been dealt with by now](https://www.google.com/maps/@55.773995,-4.0370704,3a,15y,233.58h,104.33t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1s5dkwifRsNUCuu9WkSmOZog!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo3.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3D5dkwifRsNUCuu9WkSmOZog%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D132.9378%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656) by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 12th Mar 2020 9:44am)
  • Cineworld are doing it as well, tough times ahead by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 19th Mar 2020 9:41pm)
  • Anybody know if there's anything stopping you traveling home? My Mrs is down in Southampton for work but she's working from home anyway as all their offices are now shut. Anything stopping her driving up or me driving down and getting her? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 24th Mar 2020 11:24am)
  • Have you got a link for that? Haven't seen anything about primary residence yet by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 24th Mar 2020 1:13pm)
  • How does such a horrendous pub have such a prime location in town? Genuinely one of the roughest pubs in glesga by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 25th Mar 2020 10:00pm)
  • Fair enough 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 26th Mar 2020 10:47am)
  • I wouldn't say it was **far** more than self defense. I think if a cunt breaks into your home with a knife and threatens to kill you and yer mrs you should be sound to do whatever it takes to make sure he's at the very least incapacitated. 17 stabs may not have been excessive depending on how big the cunt was and how hard he fought. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 27th Mar 2020 8:19pm)
  • Screamer mate, scrolling through my post history for an hour n that's the best you could muster? Disappointing by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 27th Mar 2020 9:45pm)
  • How's yer first hangover wee man? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 28th Mar 2020 10:16am)
  • Reddit hard man 😂😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 28th Mar 2020 2:56pm)
  • youd dae absolutely fuck all hahaha by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 31st Mar 2020 7:33pm)
  • Not true at all. Any students from a low income household will qualify for the max bursary and loan which if I'm not mistaken is still close to a grand a month. I went to uni straight from school and my maw and da made absolutely fuck all, at points I was using the student loan to help them out. 800+ quid a month is absolutely plenty on top of a part time job. Obviously if you move city or live alone its different but we should be encouraging working class kids to go to uni straight from school. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 7:58am)
  • If you couldn't afford to give your kids money every month surely you'd want them to apply to the closest uni possible to save money on travel and rent expenses? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 9:40am)
  • They aren't technically rangers either by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 8th Apr 2020 12:07pm)
  • I'm sick to fuck of shitey instant coffee, what's the best way I can brew a half decent coffee in the house? No interested in arsing about with presses or filters or that, anyone know of a portable sized machine that will grind the beans and do the milk? Coffee noob questions ano by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 14th Apr 2020 8:24am)
  • To be honest I know fuck all about coffee so I'm sure someone will correct me but I just feel like the quality of coffee in this country is utter shite. Go anywhere in Europe and buy a cheap coffee out a dingy wee cafe and 90% of the time it tastes better than something fairly expensive over here. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 14th Apr 2020 9:02am)
  • Genuine question, how is you being up there cycling any different from folk who've driven their cars up there? If all these folk were up there on pushbikes would it be sound? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 19th Apr 2020 9:29pm)
  • Unless you live up there which I very much doubt then your trip wasn't any more essential than theirs. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 19th Apr 2020 9:47pm)
  • What's stopping you exercising in your local area? You've literally made a non-essential trip to get up there, regardless of whether it's legally allowed because you want to class it as exercise, you've just done the exact thing you're complaining about. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 19th Apr 2020 9:51pm)
  • Typical cyclist man 😂 You've went out of your way to make a trip that you didn't have to make along with all the other folk up there. Complain about their parking all you want but you are just as much able to spread the virus as the folk in cars are. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 19th Apr 2020 9:56pm)
  • You'd probably be able to find a semi detached house with a garden for that price in corkerhill, mosspark, Cardonald or even old Pollok. All have train stations and loads of parks. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 20th Apr 2020 8:39am)
  • These people are genuinely fucking braindead, last I checked there was 10k+ in that Glasgow facebook group as well. Not a single one of them with any technical knowledge on how radio or wireless internet technologies work, just spouting fucking blatant nonsense they've read elsewhere and don't even fully understand. There's a fucking video kicking about of a woman having a go at Openreach workers putting down fibre saying they're laying 5G cables! They literally don't even know wit they don't know. Folk should genuinely be locked up for spreading misinformation. Laws need to catch up with the internet and they need to do it quick man. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 22nd Apr 2020 11:58am)
  • 5g Glasgow under attack I'm sure it is by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 22nd Apr 2020 12:32pm)
  • It's called 5g Glasgow under attack I'm sure by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 22nd Apr 2020 12:32pm)
  • Aye thought it was 10k my bad, still a lot of fucking morons though by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 22nd Apr 2020 12:44pm)
  • 5g is a wireless technology it doesn't even use cables man, these cunts may as well be howling at the moon 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 22nd Apr 2020 1:21pm)
  • I guess so but it's like saying a wireless router has cables cause it plugs into the phone line. Technically true but not really part of the wireless technology itself. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 22nd Apr 2020 3:01pm)
  • Sound I know it needs fibre to route to ISP datacenters but my point was theres nae such thing as 5g cables and the technology itself is wireless n uses radio just like everything before it by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 22nd Apr 2020 4:30pm)
  • You can't be serious? How is locking folk up for spreading lies removing personal responsibility? If anything it's holding people responsible to their actions online. It's hard enough trying to find truth in all the media lies nevermind have to listen to these mutants. Folk who spout these vaccine or 5g conspiracies are dangerous and need to be shut down, it's not destroying free speech and it's not censorship since these people are literally inciting violence and in a lot of cases commiting acts of terrorism. Hide behind your anti-nanny-state agenda all you want but I'd much rather governments took a stand against folk destroying public infrastructure and bringing back diseases that have been eradicated for decades. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 23rd Apr 2020 8:31am)
  • Reddit is just fulla virgins mate. Imagine liking Gerry Cinnamon n Stormzy n other popular artists and wanting to go to a festival where ye can drinks pints and enjoy the sun with yer pals. Fuck that for a laugh eh? Gimps man geez the downvotes. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 25th Apr 2020 10:12am)
  • 3 of the top 10 schools in the country are in/around giffnock and another two are in the west end/bearsden area. I'd argue both areas are some of the safest parts of the city. The west end is full of good pubs/cafes/businesses and you've also got the uni there but like other folk said its full of hipster wankers and the prices are sky high due to all the students. The transport links are decent and the city center isn't too far away for shopping and stuff. Giffnock is also a fairly safe area albiet a bit out of the way from anything but I guess you're really a 10-15 minute drive to silverburn and not really too far from the city center either. Again it's probably fairly pricey to live there though. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 4th May 2020 9:24am)
  • Sounds like a good time really by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 6th May 2020 4:25pm)
  • Seems a lot of folk are just no giving a fuck about lockdown anymore eh? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 12th May 2020 8:39am)
  • Uncharted isny even on xbox nevermind game pass by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 12th May 2020 8:35am)
  • Google photos is magic mate. Unlimited free storage at high quality and Limited/Paid for storage at original quality. If yer just wanting to keep a hold of stuff high quality is fine. You also get unlimited original-quality storage with any of the google pixel phones. You can label faces and search for them which for me has never failed. You can also search for locations where the photos were taken and for stuff in the photo like dog/pints/trees etc and it's usually pretty good. I've got over 100k photos on mine dating back to like 2008 and since it utilizes all the exif data they're sorted by order taken. There's a desktop app to select places to upload from on yer pc as well if you can't do it via phone. I'd never use anything else. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 14th May 2020 10:37am)
  • Workies are up roofs and on sites earlier than 8am. Definitely fair game. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 27th May 2020 9:20am)
  • Is that true? I haven't seen anywhere that police are now unable to fine you/move you on etc by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 28th May 2020 7:36pm)
  • Sturgeon absolutely **has** to address this imo. I'm a huge supporter of the SNP and genuinely think we've done alright during covid considering the circumstances. But the hounding she's been getting from the press about the nike conference will look like fuck all if she lets this go ahead without even mentioning it in the briefings. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 2nd Jun 2020 9:12am)
  • > there is a clear underlying distaste for this protest and what it stands for No there isn't, that's complete fucking nonsense. Glasgow is by far and away one of the most left-leaning cities in the UK. There's almost no "distaste" for the objective behind this protest unless it's coming from blatant racists. The difference is folk disagreeing with the size of the gathering and the circumstances in which it's occurring, we're in the middle of a pandemic and while issues like this definitely can't wait it doesn't mean folk disagreeing with the situation are against the BLM message. In fact these protests are occurring weekly across the country and the only criticism is that folk shouldn't be gathering en masse in the middle of a pandemic. There's no hidden meaning behind it, you can simultaneously agree with the BLM message and disagree with mass gatherings during a deadly virus, those are mutually exclusive. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 8th Jun 2020 11:17am)
  • >THE Grand Master of the Grand Orange Lodge of Scotland has called for a special parade to be held later in the year to thank the Conservative Government for "everything they have done for us during this terrible time". They really have no sense of reality whatsoever do they? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 11th Jun 2020 2:58pm)
  • Fuck it, I'll say it. The majority of Scottish unionists are a blight on society and a waste of fucking sking. I won't even go down the football route because although most of them are from a certain demographic, the majority of their own demographic don't agree with their views whatsoever. Scottish unionism is fuck all more than a front for being a narrow minded, racist, bigoted fuckwit. Hundreds of them in George square tonight and not a single fucking brain cell to go around. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 17th Jun 2020 8:35pm)
  • Cutting the cord of that association is easier said than done especially when said clubs bring out orange kits and kits with a sash. I agree with your point but you can surely see why it's easy for folk to make these sweeping statements. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 17th Jun 2020 10:18pm)
  • Unionism, British nationalism, Loyalism, call it whatever you want, anyone who associates under that label deserves the judgement that comes with it. They might represent a minority of the anti independence movement but that wasn't my point. The majority of them are white, protestant males that hold right wing views and claim to be "anti immigration" to hide the fact that they're racist arseholes. The ones in Scotland are even worse as they've grown up around anti Catholic bigotry as well. There's no getting away from it, it's a fact. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 18th Jun 2020 11:06am)
  • Fair enough unionists might not necessarily be loyalists (although you'd have a hard time arguing that point in Glasgow) but unionism and british nationalism are near enough the same thing. 70% of Scottish protestants voted no against independence. There are loads of Scottish identity opinion surveys that will show how Scottish protestants view their nationality (it's British if you couldn't have guessed). Regardless of what it may mean to you the connotations are hard to ignore and the lines are blurring more than ever imo. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 18th Jun 2020 11:21am)
  • Most of them probably think the S-word is Celtic tbf by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 18th Jun 2020 3:35pm)
  • "Free speech" does not apply to folk who spout hateful language (bigotry, racism, xenophobia) and incite violence with their words. Cunts flinging up nazi salutes and throwing the n word about should rightfully be silenced, or better yet lined up and fucking shot. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 20th Jun 2020 12:01pm)
  • Obviously the last part was a joke. See if I message you on facebook with your address and tell you I'm going to come to your house and murder your family, that's fine then cause it's free speech? Or maybe if you phoned the polis they'd come and lift me, for inciting violence...using my words. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 20th Jun 2020 12:44pm)
  • Not according to his last reply, I'm wasting my time really cause the guy's a moron. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 20th Jun 2020 12:54pm)
  • Nice one, braindead American managing to completely miss the point while also trying to use it for an imaginary dickmeasuring contest on the internet. Also 320 pounds of pure fucking muscle who posts in anime subreddits 😂 No wonder yer country's fucked. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 20th Jun 2020 12:51pm)
  • I'm genuinely cringing for you pal by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 20th Jun 2020 1:04pm)
  • Nae bother he-man 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 20th Jun 2020 1:34pm)
  • Isn't kettling completely illegal and sorta frowned upon internationally? I remember the last time police used it against the green brigade there was massive uproar. I might be talking out my arse though. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 20th Jun 2020 3:02pm)
  • Poorer areas of Glasgow have this really weird culture where if you do anything good or out of the ordinary people tell you that it's embarrassing or weird. Educate the wains, tell them sticking in at school and picking up litter is a good thing and smoking hash joints in the park at 14 isny. No idea what to do about adults though. Not enough coppers to fine them and these people are so braindead I doubt they'd seek out education about littering. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 22nd Jun 2020 6:48pm)
  • Pretty much. It's kind of a hard one to explain, it's no just yer standard "skinny jeans are gay and heavy metal is for freaks" that you'll get from mouthbreathers pretty much anywhere in the world, it's just so much more than that. Obviously I can't speak for other places but I grew up in a fairly run down scheme in the southside and it's just as if everyone's too frightened to do anything out of the ordinary in case it's considered weird. Folk refuse to express themselves or pursue their interests because their peers will call them a "gimp" or witever other negative adjective they can muster at the time. Finish work, come hame, eat a microwave meal, watch the telly, bed. Pub/park/fitba at the weekend. Rinse, repeat. Not voicing any opinions, no idea what causes this, just an observation really. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 22nd Jun 2020 7:20pm)
  • Don't make it about the act of littering, make it point more towards the kind of people who litter. Kids will pick up judgemental depictions of a person who does x rather than just doing the act of x (in my opinion anyway). Maybe even make a wee name up for the wains to call each other when they catch each other littering, obviously something they wouldn't want to be called. Ask a wain to draw a picture of someone who steals and they'll probably all draw something similar. Ask them to draw someone who litters? Fuck knows what they'd draw lol. I know feck all about psychology or that anyway so this is probably meaningless. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 22nd Jun 2020 7:24pm)
  • Really? Could you elaborate? Seems like an awfully outlandish claim by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 23rd Jun 2020 9:02am)
  • >is it normal for them to be shouting to each other who reported it, including address and what was reported? Did you definitely hear what you think you heard? Because if so it's potentially a huge GDPR breach. The folk who handle the reports are not the folk who take the bins away and the latter should have absolutely no reason for having or handling your information. I'd tell you to phone the council but they won't give a fuck. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 25th Jun 2020 11:49am)
  • Blue powerade, spicy bikers and a jumbo yorkie. Fucking sorts me right out. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 13th Jul 2020 7:29pm)
  • Have you quantum leaped from an alternate thornliebank? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 15th Jul 2020 6:39pm)
  • 32 quid for a haircut? Jesus fuck! My wee local shop still only charges 3.50 for the back and sides and the old boy does a no bad fade anaw, 32 quid is madness 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 16th Jul 2020 3:28pm)
  • Aye hairdying and beard fair enough, but 30 quid for a normal haircut is lunacy. Loads of good barbers all over glasgow will do yer hair for about a tenner on average. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 16th Jul 2020 4:57pm)
  • Or maybe not everyone has a massive stick up their arse like you? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 4th Aug 2020 11:48am)
  • Dyslexic people aren't oppressed mate, fuck up by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 4th Aug 2020 11:51am)
  • 2.80 a tennents, magic wee pub if yer into that sort of tomfoolery. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 7th Aug 2020 1:45pm)
  • Best tim pub in glesga in my humble opinion by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 7th Aug 2020 2:28pm)
  • That is simply not true whatsoever. 2019 in Scotland had the highest vacancy rate for nurses ever recorded. Stop talking shite. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 9th Aug 2020 12:51pm)
  • No I'm not. While you're right in saying there are more nurses than there have ever been, the number is still nowhere near what's required to treat the increasing number of patients. [According to the RCN itself.](https://www.rcn.org.uk/news-and-events/news/isd-workforce-stats-3-sept-2019#:~:text=The%20Royal%20College%20of%20Nursing,over%204%2C000%20nursing%20posts%20unfilled.) by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 9th Aug 2020 12:56pm)
  • Fuck knows mate, that's not the point I was making. You said "There is no shortage of people wanting to be nurses" which is simply just wrong. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 9th Aug 2020 1:32pm)
  • Fuck me. You can have a record number of nurses AND have a shortage of nurses. How hard is that to understand? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 9th Aug 2020 1:43pm)
  • You literally said there is no shortage of people wanting to be nurses. I've linked a source directly from the UK's official nurses union saying there IS shortage of people wanting to be nurses. Yet you seem to think the fact we have more nurses than ever negates that. If we have a record number of nurses, and an official source says despite this there still aren't enough nurses, maybe we don't have enough nurses? Let me know if you want me to draw you a picture... by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 9th Aug 2020 1:49pm)
  • Came in here to say this, surely this impedes the freedom to roam covered under said act? I'm sure there's something about important paths having to be open to the public. Keep me updated on your email eh? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 13th Aug 2020 9:19pm)
  • Pish. Went twice last year, 4 quid to get in, tenner for a kebab wrap with 3 shitey wee bits of chicken, another 8 quid for a wee box of salt and chilli chicken and chips. Fiver for a half pint of some german lager that was actually no bad. Left 30 quid down, starving and sober. Dug liked it though. 0/10. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 16th Aug 2020 12:57pm)
  • If you jump into town and head south on Jamaica street, just before the bridge there's a wee set of stairs that will take you onto the lower level just beside the clyde. Follow the stairs down to the right and there's a hole in the fence where you can take a flying heeddive right into the fuckin clyde. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 20th Aug 2020 5:01pm)
  • Fucking brass neck man. Where has this culture of fake tanning, grey goose drinking, puffer jacket wearing, merc AMG driving arsehole come from? At least neds back in the day could admit the fact they were bams and the only reason they went out was for a scrap. I see these cunts everywhere, usually from well off (although still working/middle class) families and always soft as fuck until there's 20 of them. Is it social media that makes them want to pose so hard like this? I hate the whole "hurr durr the general public" but it seems like a lot of folk nowadays only care about punting shite gear to buy designer clothes and get motors on finance and go out and take pictures of everything at the weekend? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 30th Aug 2020 9:38am)
  • It's a good point man but I think it's increased tenfold. 100 quid trackies have been replaced with 700 quid balenciaga/mcqueen trainers and 4 ton gucci polo's. Nowadays I think a lacoste tracky top is a fairly reasonable thing to buy. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 30th Aug 2020 3:26pm)
  • Does it though? You're not social distancing from your pals at the pub. You're social distancing from other people, the same way you would be in your own home. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 1st Sep 2020 6:02pm)
  • I asked this in another thread and no one could give me a straight answer. If it's not being enforced then there's no chance folk will follow it. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 1st Sep 2020 6:06pm)
  • Most people follow the law due to fear of legal repercussions though. Cunts don't go about fighting and stealing cause they'll get caught on camera and fined/jailed if they do. Fair enough I'm no saying we need to be heavy handed on enforcing covid restrictions but there's no incentive whatsoever for the general public to follow these rules, especially after a 4 month lockdown being lifted and all the pubs/shops being open. It seems like a bit of a shot in the dark imo. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 1st Sep 2020 8:38pm)
  • We're already basically back to normal life for most people though. Furlough's ending, majority are back to work, everything is open normal hours again etc. Social distancing isn't going to go away anytime soon. Another year at least maybe before social distancing guidelines are relaxed. If there's no enforcement of this, no one will give a rats arse. I'm not saying that's the right thing to do, I'm just stating facts. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 1st Sep 2020 8:43pm)
  • Maybe I'm being daft or a bit too relaxed about it since I live alone and don't really see any family, but what's the point of social distancing at a friend's house if you'll be sitting right beside them at a restaurant? Genuine question, not being snarky. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 1st Sep 2020 8:49pm)
  • Feeling incredibly lucky to still have a job and a half decent life after reading some of they comments in that lockdown thread last night. 2020 has been relentless to a lot of folk. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 2nd Sep 2020 11:19am)
  • Vally bandits on reddit, wit a time to be alive man by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 2nd Sep 2020 2:38pm)
  • 9 or 10 posts down in OPs post history is him telling someone to "Please go and die painfully of rectal cancer". Pardon me if I won't be lectured on the use of the word junkie by a guy who tells folk to die of cancer. Fucking weapon. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 3rd Sep 2020 4:50pm)
  • But but but he started it !!!! Fuck up stupit. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 3rd Sep 2020 4:57pm)
  • I can safely say I've never told anyone to go and die painfully of cancer mate, so at least I've got that going for me. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 3rd Sep 2020 5:01pm)
  • Mortons and Mcghees roll shortage. Anarchy ensues. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 4th Sep 2020 11:20am)
  • How long does it take for a helicopter to fly over yer house? 30 seconds, a minute maybe? You seriously want to put a complaint in for being woken up for a minute at 12:30? Deary me. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 8th Sep 2020 10:24am)
  • Gumtree is your best bet I think. I paid two boys off there 100 quid to clear out my garage/garden. Came with a cage van and battered through it in half an hour. Well worth it. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 8th Sep 2020 10:28am)
  • Logistically the university is a shambles. Every announcement or decision made by lecturers, organizers, or higher up administrative staff always seems to be last minute, unclear and in general just questionable. Some of the facilities are state of the art though, in the STEM departments at least, and quite a lot of the lecturers are very down to earth and clued up on their subjects. I got a pretty good job no problem at all as did almost all of my (admittedly only 20 strong) course. It's what you can expect from a relatively new university really. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 8th Sep 2020 4:37pm)
  • You are completely wrong. Freedom of assembly. Article 11 of the European Convention on Human Rights. UK Human Rights Act 1998. Clause 2 : "No restrictions shall be placed on the exercise of these rights other than such as are prescribed by law and are necessary in a democratic society in the interests of national security or public safety, for the prevention of disorder or crime, for the protection of health or morals or for the protection of the rights and freedoms of others. This Article shall not prevent the imposition of lawful restrictions on the exercise of these rights by members of the armed forces, of the police or of the administration of the State." by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 10th Sep 2020 4:14pm)
  • No they aren't, they're the complete fucking opposite of unprecedented. 900,000 people have died and thousands are having lifelong health effects as a result. These restrictions are based on expert opinions and statistical data. I think I'll trust highly experienced subject matter experts rather than some moonunit on the internet. Take your head out of your arse. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 10th Sep 2020 4:46pm)
  • Rod Stewart's opinion is the bar for a good meal now? Please tell me you're trolling 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 11th Sep 2020 11:32pm)
  • Fuck off by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 18th Sep 2020 12:29pm)
  • Paisley Road West? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 18th Sep 2020 10:23pm)
  • Who said anything about the East end...? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 18th Sep 2020 10:59pm)
  • Fuck you on about. Op replied to that guy asking if his regular place was southside, which I've then asked Op if the place is on paisley rd west. Not that hard to follow. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 18th Sep 2020 11:01pm)
  • Aye good shout mate don't bother by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 18th Sep 2020 11:08pm)
  • I've replied to OP, don't blame it on mobile. Just admit you've made a roaring cunt of trying to be cheeky and move on wee man. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 18th Sep 2020 11:05pm)
  • 14 quid for a fade is not cheap by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 21st Sep 2020 10:49am)
  • He's winding you up mate by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 22nd Sep 2020 5:03pm)
  • That place is fucking magic! Hope it can survive covid. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 25th Sep 2020 10:59am)
  • Naw. If you have a dug that won't come back when called don't fucking let them off the lead in a public park. Don't punish owners who put in the time and effort to train theirs. Do some recall training in a place where your dug can't approach other dugs. The amount of times I've had some shitey wee yappy fucker that's off the lead come flying towards my dog (who is still on the lead cause he's a puppy and is being trained no to pull) behaving aggressively is ridiculous. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 27th Sep 2020 4:11pm)
  • Anyone seen these wee badger looking fuckers crop up on the roads all across the city? Looks like barriers for cycle lanes maybe? I keep seeing them all across the southside the now. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 28th Sep 2020 10:27am)
  • Holy fuck Gazetta italia! You've just unlocked a memory I didn't even know I had by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 1st Oct 2020 11:52am)
  • Scunnered to fuck and exhausted with life at the minute. Feels like everywhere you look its social media posts and news about thousands of folk dying, businesses/shops closing down, cunts shooting each other and other cunts blowing each other up. Working from home and being in lockdown means I seem to spend every waking moment working or consuming fucking depressing media about how shite the world is and how I canny even go on holiday or go to the pub or the fitba just to forget about it for a while. Hate myself for complaining about it as well cause I live a fairly comfortable life compared to a lot of folk, especially in Glesga. I've got somewhere to sleep and don't need to worry about where thebut fuck me wit a year eh? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 7th Oct 2020 11:17am)
  • Shut up ya fucking gimp by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 10th Oct 2020 6:22pm)
  • Anybody know whereabout in the southside I can pick up some cayenne peppers? Feel like making buffalo sauce this weekend. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 14th Oct 2020 1:50pm)
  • Old firm on Saturday, wonder what percentage of folk will stick to the rules and not head to their mates for an early morning bevy. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 15th Oct 2020 11:05am)
  • City centre is a fucking joke nowadays. Junkies seem to just have free reign and there's fuck all polis about especially roundabout central and argyle street. Seen a smackhead trying to steal a bike in broad daylight this morning. Fucks happened? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 23rd Oct 2020 10:19am)
  • You do realise local councils and the Scottish gov are two completely separate things? Most of the other Scottish local authorities are doing bulk uplift no bother. It's nothing to do with the SNP. GCC are just notoriously shite. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 27th Oct 2020 10:38am)
  • How shite is working all week and no being able to go to the pub or the fitba or out for food and drinks or even to see yer mates at the weekend? I know I'm a selfish moany bastard but nae wonder folk are breaking the rules. I'm no justifying it but I do get it. There's no many more long walks with the dug I can take. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 30th Oct 2020 11:38am)
  • The guys who own Dixon Avenue Basement Jams are from Glasgow and regularly feature glasgow artists, might be worth giving them a shout. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 3rd Nov 2020 12:53pm)
  • I live in the southside and regularly go walking along the clydeside at night. Anywhere west of the squinty bridge all the way down to Govan pier is great. Well lit and nice views. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 14th Nov 2020 12:03am)
  • It's no even really a pier tbh thats just what its called on google maps. Directly across from the tall ship. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 14th Nov 2020 4:27pm)
  • Boylen Rd > Shields Rd > Soho Ln (not really though cause it hits the nameless street east of seaward street) > Houston Street > Another nameless lane > Paisley Road West > Govan Road > Squinty Bridge (Finniestonstreet) > Finniestonsquare > Elliot St > Elderslie St > Woodside terrace > Lynedoch Terrace > Lyndedoch St > Woodlands Rd > Woodlands Dr > Great Western Rd Can ye tell I'm bored? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 19th Nov 2020 12:04pm)
  • Depends what package you have but if you're guaranteed 100MBps you should be getting 100MBps. If you've never had fibre to the premises before it will take a while for the speeds to kick in, usually a few days they say iirc. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 19th Nov 2020 2:38pm)
  • Hospital staff are underpaid enough as it is without us taking fucking employment benefits off them, have a bit of compassion man. Patients and visitors should be prioritised over staff? So if I want to go visit my pal with a broken arm, and a nurse starting her shift is needing parked, that space is mine? Fuck off. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 19th Nov 2020 6:24pm)
  • Gutted for you mate. For what it's worth the eviction ban in Scotland has been extended until March next year. It's definitely unethical life advice so take it with a pinch of salt, but if you're desperate to move and your landlord won't/can't do anything about it, maybe say fuck it save the rent as a deposit for another place. You will still owe the money, but it'll maybe buy you enough time to keep yourself afloat. Have you tried speaking to your neighbour? I know if mine were doing that I'd be giving them fucking hell. Good luck pal. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 19th Nov 2020 8:53pm)
  • Hope it doesn't come to that mate. Here's a list of the eviction notice periods : https://scotland.shelter.org.uk/__data/assets/pdf_file/0014/2000525/Shelter_Scotland_Factsheet_-_Notice_Periods_for_Private_Residential_Tenants.pdf The eviction notice you've got for rent arrears is 6 months according to that, I'm sure someone will correct me if I'm wrong or it's changed. Again I wouldn't recommend this but if you need out you need out. Take care! by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 19th Nov 2020 9:04pm)
  • Poor choice of words on my part, it's not really an eviction ban, it's just that eviction notices are longer and evictions are harder to get. Antisocial behaviour currently has a 28 day notice period according to the chart linked above. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 19th Nov 2020 9:52pm)
  • Was thinking this morning I genuinely can't remember the last time I seen two polis on the beat. Have they done away with that? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 22nd Nov 2020 11:15am)
  • They definitely would. Police presence in the city is a fucking joke right now. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 23rd Nov 2020 9:37am)
  • Used to live there. Not great but not as bad as everyone makes out. It's a strange wee area. Everything east of Ibrox Library and West of the Bellrock pub is a shitehole though aye. DEFINITELY avoid anything north of the paisley rd west in that area. I know that basically sounds like the whole of cessnock but there are some nice wee streets. Handy for the subway as well. You'd be better in Kinning Park if you care about being close to the town, or down towards Ibrox/Cardonald if you want somewhere quieter and a bit less run down. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 23rd Nov 2020 2:47pm)
  • Shawlands is a nice area, I personally wouldn't live there but I can see the appeal. Most of the old tenement flats are big and nice inside, but a bit on the more expensive side with shite soundproofing. There's lots of shops, cafes, restaurants and bars, OK transport links (two train stations that will get you into the city centre within 10 mins and a bus from kilmarnock road is about 20 mins to union street give or take). Walton Street is fine, as are the surrounding areas (Newlands, Pollokshaws, Mt Florida) but be careful as some letting agents try and advertise flats in Govanhill as Shawlands which you obviously want to avoid. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 23rd Nov 2020 3:37pm)
  • Who reckons we'll be town to tier3/4 over christmas and new year? Would love to get to fuck somewhere for the bells but nae use booking now really. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 3rd Dec 2020 10:37am)
  • I meant more getting out of Glasgow to spend new year in a lodge or nice hotel etc. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 3rd Dec 2020 10:57am)
  • Wow, nice one. Cheers for that! by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 3rd Dec 2020 11:00am)
  • Even thinking about it makes me want to do myself in. We're fucked. The only tiny bit of hope is that it **might** be enough to spur on a successful indyref. Doubt it though. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 11th Dec 2020 10:10am)
  • Ahh typical unionist. Asked to explain your nonsense comment about sovereign debt 3 times and each time you've dodged it and went to personal insults cause you don't have a fucking clue. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 11th Dec 2020 1:25pm)
  • What the fuck is up with you man? How can you talk about folk not being polite and being keyboard warriors when your first defence to your argument getting torn apart was to call the guy a "deluded shut in", and an "absolute prick". The only cunt miles away from reality is you pal. Are you actually from Scotland? Why the fuck do you hate yourself so much? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 11th Dec 2020 4:09pm)
  • [Aye don't worry pal, it's definitely **you** who's the deluded freak.](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewild/comments/ehfwd6/fancy_a_video/fd1jcn1/) What a gimp that boy is. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 11th Dec 2020 4:17pm)
  • Used to be a skinhead. Or at least went through that phase in my late teens/early twenties. Maw and da were mental punk rockers and I liked the mod/skinhead style as I grew up and got older and wanted to try and be different. Nocunt gave a fuck really, neds will look at you funny but most of them are shitebags. There's a lot of cunts in Glasgow that maybe don't subscribe to skin music/values or witever but still dress sorta 80s skin or 80s mod sort of way. I still catch myself in dms and a fred perry going to work every now and again. It's a fairly acceptable style and a haircut doesn't change that. Anyone who looks and you and thinks facist isn't worth worrying about. The original british skinheads were anti-racist. Fuck knows about the goma thing. It's just a haircut tbh, you'll be fine :) by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 11th Dec 2020 9:36pm)
  • Well done pal. Helps if you have mates into the same stuff as well! I must've spent a small fortune in Dees of trongate from the ages of 16 until about 21. Have a look in there for a proper throwback, if it's survived covid that is. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 11th Dec 2020 10:08pm)
  • Woke up this morning wanting to throw myself in the clyde. Seems like there's no end to this virus. Going to be a shite christmas and new year probably. Scunnered. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 14th Dec 2020 10:02am)
  • True aye, an anal probe might be the most fun I'll have aw year. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 14th Dec 2020 10:27am)
  • > What we're dealing with here is a good old fashioned racist, referring to the roma community as 'they' and 'rats' in the video backs up that assertion. Spot on. Guy's a weapon. Multiple times he said "this is what it looks like in romania". Anyone who thinks a) that's what Romania looks like and b) Roma = Romania is a fucking moron. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 15th Dec 2020 1:12pm)
  • Finish up the day until the 10th. Dreading it to be perfectly honest but can only carry over a certain amount of holidays so I've just had tae use it. This time last year I was smashing buckfast mulled wine and hot rums, stoating about the christmas markets with two mates half cut in the middle of the day. With the current covid rules I can see a lot of folk having a fairly lonely holiday period, either that or just ignoring them altogether. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 18th Dec 2020 10:25am)
  • I enjoyed it mate. Bit of a fiend for anything bucky though. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 18th Dec 2020 11:54am)
  • Aye its superb. I've had a buckfast bramble out of Howlin wolf as well, one of the best cocktails I've ever tasted. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 18th Dec 2020 1:51pm)
  • Could make it yerself even, just gin, bucky, crushed ice and lemon juice. https://www.buckfast.com/born-on?page=/recipes/cocktails/buckfast-bramble Best way to get into buckfast is to start drinking it freezing cold. After that its an easy ride. Nectar of the gods man. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 18th Dec 2020 2:44pm)
  • A german doner kebab, 4 moretti and a freezing cold bottle of tonic wine for dessert. Happy fuckin friday. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 18th Dec 2020 4:31pm)
  • Genuinely nothing better than walking into yer local from the freezing cauld, jackets aff, pints ordered, comfy seats found, christmas tunes on. :( by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 27th Dec 2020 6:00pm)
  • Sounds a lot like you work in IT. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 31st Dec 2020 2:24pm)
  • Depends on a lot of things, budget, type of house, what you want close by etc. Use the search function in this sub cause someone has asked about near enough every area in the city. There's almost nowhere in the city that you're more likely to get abuse for being gay, so I wouldn't worry about that. I have lived in plantation (Kinning Park) and Cardonald and never had any trouble. They're both family oriented areas, with the former having the subway close by and some bars and restaurants on the prw, and the latter having a train station with lots of families. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 2nd Jan 2021 6:29pm)
  • Back to work the morra. Fuck. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 11:09am)
  • Gutter, am needing a haircut anaw. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 4th Jan 2021 4:40pm)
  • Hope yer getting commission on they spikes mate by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 6th Jan 2021 1:46pm)
  • Cheesey beanos n a cuppa for breakfast. Took the bins oot. Relaced a pair of auld boots. Been to the shop and cleaned the hoose anaw. There's still 12 hours left of the day. Wit now? Bevy? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 9th Jan 2021 12:10pm)
  • Rough as a junkies carpet. Bacon sarny and 5 sugars in ma tea. Happy sunday troops. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 10th Jan 2021 11:57am)
  • I am straight up not having a good time by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 12th Jan 2021 9:25am)
  • Ach just the usual shite. I'm sick of moaning about covid and lockdown but the fun has been sucked right out of everycunt's life. There's only so much happiness ye can get from exercising or gawn for a walk. I miss my pals aw getting together and drinking wine and dain stupid stuff. I miss the pubs. I miss gawn drives up north, camping and just having a fuckin laugh. I miss booking last minute weekend breaks abroad cutting about European cities for a few days half cut the whole time. We all still need to work but none of us get to play. It's fucking shite grafting all week and having nothing to look forward to after work or at the weekend, with no end in sight either. I even feel guilty moaning about it cause my company have been ridiculously supportive when there's cunts being made to live on the streets because of all this. I know there's a global pandemic on, ano cunts are dying by the thousand but my brain still wants dopamine. Everything's fucked. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 12th Jan 2021 12:49pm)
  • How is it not practical to serve from a doorway? Take their order > make the coffee > give person the coffee > take persons money > give them change if need be Hardly hard graft is it? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 14th Jan 2021 11:54am)
  • Yep, every place I've been to is doing it. Even the wee roll shop beside me is still open doing the same thing and serving coffees as well. It's no rocket science! by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 14th Jan 2021 12:19pm)
  • It's almost as if the security guard and the manager might feel the same as you do... by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 14th Jan 2021 1:12pm)
  • Week 3 a being back at work. Need a fucking holiday again. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 18th Jan 2021 11:47am)
  • Dug licences for £1000? Why the fuck has this been upvoted 😂😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 22nd Jan 2021 11:36am)
  • Aye, extendable leads are the problem, rather than arsehole dug owners. Some folk ride pushbikes on the pavement, will we ban those anaw? Catch a fucking grip man. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 22nd Jan 2021 12:01pm)
  • There really is only so much of these restrictions and isolation ye can take before yer mental health hits rock bottom. A lot of folk no giving a fuck about covid nowadays and I genuinely don't blame them, I'm starting to go the same way. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 27th Jan 2021 11:38am)
  • Totally. Tbh I don't even think it's just the auld yins at this point. We've had nearly a year of sitting in the hoose not being able to have anyone up, hardly being able to see pals or go to the pub or any events whatsoever. I don't blame folk for ignoring the restrictions anymore. I get that it's all for the greater good but when do we start to put our own mental wellbeing first? I live alone and I've had enough of it really, dinny care anymore. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 27th Jan 2021 12:36pm)
  • Sorry but if you're working for free you're a fucking mug. Flip the situation round, would your probably mutli-million pound employer help you out for free? Would they help you move house or clear oot the garage, what if ye needed a set of new tyres on yer motor? Doubt it. Stop working without getting paid. It encourages employers to exploit people like you and at times creates a workplace culture where it's frowned upon to not work yer contracted hours. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 29th Jan 2021 1:47pm)
  • Cardee for Cardonald by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 1st Feb 2021 12:02pm)
  • Friday ya dafties! 7 hours time al be getting wired into a calzone n a bottle of lambs spiced rum to wash it doon wae. Magic. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 5th Feb 2021 10:07am)
  • Nah mate, tempting, but tonight it'll be pepperoni and bacon wae 3 cheeses out the wee Italian street food place near me. Few bottles a peroni anaw. 10/10 btw. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 5th Feb 2021 10:58am)
  • Those wee pilsner cans are proper underrated, enjoy pal! by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 5th Feb 2021 1:05pm)
  • Shawbridge tavern, the local for every schoolwain for 10 miles. Got served in there at 15, some memories of the place. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 5th Feb 2021 1:24pm)
  • Place was superb mate, guaranteed carnage everytime a function was on. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 5th Feb 2021 6:43pm)
  • Snawing by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 8th Feb 2021 9:26am)
  • Young teams for the most part are long gone. The only cunts still gang fighting are north glesga bams and even then it's nothing like what it was. Darnley is absolutely fine nowadays, same as every other scheme that had a yt. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 9th Feb 2021 1:22pm)
  • Friday ya bunch a boring bastards! Tunes on, early finish and a bottle of wine ready n waiting. Don't let lockdoon get yer cocks doon! by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 12th Feb 2021 9:49am)
  • I grew up in Pollok and worked in Govan for years mate. The groups of wee guys you see cutting about in trackies bevying are not young teams. Nocunt chants YPB or Ibrox tongs anymore, they're no going about stabbing each other and they're rarely ever fighting other schemes for fun. They just get bevvied in the woods and take shite pictures for instagram. Don't confuse them for young teams. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 12th Feb 2021 1:09pm)
  • Wains back at school on monday so really wit the fuck is the point in the rules anymore? I get they've missed plenty education and do need to go back, but surely they'll be the ones spreading it to fuckin everycunt especially as the virus effects them less? Especially with loads of them going to different houses for childcare and the likes. I'm clutching at straws but OPEN THE FUCKIN PUBS MAN by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 17th Feb 2021 11:24am)
  • In order of good to shite - Subby, Buffclub, La cheetah, Berkley Suite, Firewater, Garage, Shed, Polo, Sav, Bamboo, Kokomo, Lola's, Distrikt - are all popular and were rammed every weekend pre covid. Most of them fulla roasters tbf, but clubbing is still very popular in Glasgow. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 17th Feb 2021 11:30am)
  • It's not for everyone mate aye, no much point in going unless ye like disco and/or eccies by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 17th Feb 2021 11:44am)
  • Very good shout can't believe I missed that by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 17th Feb 2021 11:45am)
  • Weeks are flying in. Friday the morra, end of February next week and hopefully an end to some of this madness a few weeks later. Cheer up ya bastards, we're nearly there! by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 18th Feb 2021 10:06am)
  • Aye I feel ye pal, I was a bawhair away from doing myself in before christmas cause of this shitey lockdown. But all ye can really do is be positive, get steaming, dae things you enjoy and just try no to think about it too much. Anything else is a mugs game the now. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 18th Feb 2021 12:04pm)
  • Genuinely dunno which group of people I dislike more - folk who protect statues or folk who thinks it's logical to apply todays values to cunts who lived hundreds of years ago. Both arseholes with too much time. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 18th Feb 2021 2:33pm)
  • I mean aye, I didn't say they were both as bad as each other and I hate right wing gammon racists cunts as well. But the other side is just nonsense. Are they really "pursuing equality and racial justice" by protesting against fuckin statues? To me that's just extreme virtue signalling and just not a very good use of time. Do the majority of folk actually know or care about these statues? Does it really matter? Would they not be better "pursuing equality" for things that actually **do** matter? I know they're not mutually exclusive and I do see your point, but they're applying today's idea of equality to yesterday's idea of normality. You can find racism or prejudice near enough everywhere if you do that. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 18th Feb 2021 3:21pm)
  • > If you are a black person and pretty much every major city and town in the country has statues of slave traders, that is going to have an impact isn't it? Is it though, do you think the majority of people (not even just black people) either know or care about who the lads these statues represent were? Like you said, they're just fucking statues, what impact do they really have on anyone? I agree with you though, they are just statues, I couldn't give a flying fuck if every one of them gets pulled down, or every one of them stays up forever. I do think there's a very fine line between progressiveness and erasing history though. Glasgow especially has a horrendous past with racism and slavery, and I think changing street names and pulling down statues does nothing aside from let people forget that. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 18th Feb 2021 4:14pm)
  • Gwan yersel pal. Half a bottle a rum n the full contact list get messages fae me. Nuhin better. Enjoy 👍 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 19th Feb 2021 12:42pm)
  • Is this your body temp covid testing for work? I'm confused as to why folk think yer posting in Fahrenheit. Either that or I'm just an idiot. Probably the latter. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 23rd Feb 2021 12:15pm)
  • The bandings are absolutely fucked though. They (mostly) haven't be re-evaluated since the 90s despite major development all over the city, which results in places in the southside being high bands despite being slap bang in complete shiteholes. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 23rd Feb 2021 4:07pm)
  • Freezing cauld bottle of wine and 4 cans a red stripe in the fridge waiting for me at 5pm. Could go a bratwurst to line my stomach anaw so aldi may be on the cards. Hope yer aw dain as much drinking and shaggin as I am cause there's nuhin else for it, happy friday ya bastards! by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 5th Mar 2021 11:44am)
  • Severe lack of caffeine for me mate by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 5th Mar 2021 1:33pm)
  • Fuck aye boil and burn all the way, never tried it with beer though so that'll be happening! by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 5th Mar 2021 4:28pm)
  • Boil and burn is just what the method of cooking bratwurst is called mate, you don't actually burn them. Google it :) by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 5th Mar 2021 4:37pm)
  • Finally bit the bullet and managed to sort out a flat with an extra few bedrooms and office space. Buzzing for all the extra room but shiteing myself incase neighbours are wankers like me. Never heard a peep from my current neighbours in 3 year which I think is unheard of, cause they've definitely heard me. In any case friday the morra so have a belter troops! by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 11th Mar 2021 10:39am)
  • You claim you've been off reddit for a week, are actually from finland, and have came back to all these scottish posts you don't understand. Yet your entire account from 6 months ago is all about celtic/rangers/scottish stuff. This is the biggest meltdown I've ever seen mods please don't delete this hahaha by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 11th Mar 2021 2:47pm)
  • [You literally posted 11 days ago claiming you were Scottish.](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/lty0qx/cultural_appreciation_in_pixar_films/gp3u3t5/?context=3) Literally no one cares about this mate but I am really enjoying you digging a hole. Wit part of Finland you from then? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 11th Mar 2021 2:54pm)
  • How do you say "you're fuckin at it" in Finnish? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 11th Mar 2021 2:51pm)
  • Ahhh of course you are. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 11th Mar 2021 2:58pm)
  • It's Friday ya bunch of greeting face bastards, liven up! 6 bottles a tennents light and an asda pizza on the cards for me tonight, canny wait. Choking for a holiday anaw, not had a day off since before christmas, weekends aside obviously, but booking a week aff to sit in the house definitely isn't happening. Enjoy troops! by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 12th Mar 2021 10:07am)
  • Awww poor show man - I'm trying to cut the calories so the good stuff is a no go for me the now. Enjoy though! by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 12th Mar 2021 4:09pm)
  • Was decent mate. At the end of the day it's a light beer so yer not exactly taking a trip to flavourtown but it's easy to drink and not gassy at all. 4 for £3.50, canny grumble man! by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 13th Mar 2021 12:22pm)
  • Salt & Vinegar is a bit pricey but well well worth it. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 13th Mar 2021 12:26pm)
  • There's a boy on here in touch with local councillors about this. Someone tag him if they remember his user. The whole development on the southside of the clyde **is** impeding folks right to roam. You should be able to get off the tradeston bridge on the southside and walk west along kingston quay > springfield quay > mavisbank gardens all the way to the squinty bridge. But you can't because it's been fenced off as private land for they new flats. Ridiculous. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 15th Mar 2021 3:42pm)
  • Been working that much recently I didny even realize it was easter weekend and that I'm aff tomorrow and Monday. Buzzing lit a knackered fridge man! Happy Easter troops :) by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 1st Apr 2021 9:20am)
  • Anywhere doing takeaway bevy? Is that even allowed the now? Choking for a pint by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 2nd Apr 2021 1:01pm)
  • Superb weekend in the sun man, gutted it's finished but cutting about and seeing barbers and that open again is some feeling. Roll on the 26th. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 6th Apr 2021 9:36am)
  • Jump the fence across fae the tip and probably get lifted under the counterterrorism act in the process. If yer serious maybe go at night, fuck knows how seriously maritime security is taken down there. Probably quite seriously. Might be a laugh but. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 7th Apr 2021 8:31pm)
  • I used to live in cessnock and have heard it anaw, always thought it was my neighbours flat too. It was loud as fuck. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 12th Apr 2021 8:20am)
  • Doon to England next week for work apparently. Probably be shite but at least there's pubs open eh? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 13th Apr 2021 10:34am)
  • Overrated overpriced pish in my opinion. Cunts just go for the insta photos. 7 quid for a box of oven chips topped with 3 tiny bits of chicken and cheese/sauce? Nah yer awryt. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 14th Apr 2021 8:49am)
  • How no? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 15th Apr 2021 12:37pm)
  • Paul Wright probably by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 16th Apr 2021 9:30am)
  • Doon to England first thing the morra. Planes are fucked so nae flights and 6 hours on a train instead. Trains aren't serving bevy or food but. Brutal. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 19th Apr 2021 11:24am)
  • Pollok ffs by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 26th Apr 2021 1:59pm)
  • Anycunt know where I can get a king size bed and mattress for cheap that's not gumtree on Facebook market? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 27th Apr 2021 10:15am)
  • There are plans for this. The landlords that own the lockups are being bought out by a developer who I think plans to refurbish it with flats and shopfronts to let. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 1st May 2021 4:04pm)
  • Quiet pint in the toon yesterday turned into 5 quiet pints n a few quiet west end rums. Thank fuck am working fae home today. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 4th May 2021 11:57am)
  • Bookclub man. It was fucking rammed but just as we were getting turned away a young couple asked if they could move inside because of the rain and we were allowed to nick their table. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 4th May 2021 1:33pm)
  • Baws for me anaw. Was in 3 pubs yesterday (2 city centre and 1 west end) and waited ages between drinks in all 3 of them. Beer gardens were busy tbf but only about 20-30 people in each of them. Sat with an empty pint for 20 minutes on more than one occasion. Fuck knows what it's going to be like when they're allowed to serve bevy indoors. Probably just comes down to teething issues with covid restrictions and the fact they'll be working with skeleton crew staff with the rest on furlough. Not gonna be that bothered after the 17th may or whenever it is. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 4th May 2021 7:25pm)
  • What we thinking troops, snp landslide or still too early to tell? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 8th May 2021 9:48am)
  • Days a writeoff if ye live anywhere near the Clyde innit? No chance of getting anywhere by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 15th May 2021 8:15am)
  • Took my curtains doon and have been waking up naturally with the light between 6-8am rather than getting jolted awake at fuckin 8:55 for work as normal. Means I've been going to bed earlier anaw. 10/10 would recommend troops. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 20th May 2021 8:09am)
  • I've got blinds man and I'm able to fall back asleep pretty easily anyway so I don't think it'll matter that much. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 20th May 2021 8:45am)
  • I live in a priority southside postcode n canny get through to this line cause of aw you bastards. Fuming. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 24th May 2021 8:56am)
  • I agree with you for the most part but can we please get to absolute fuck with the trump-esque nicknames. Leave that shite to the Americans. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 24th May 2021 10:18am)
  • DELETED Looking to get some digital art printed in the southside/city centre. Preferably somewhere I could just email the files and ask for a2/a3 prints without being charged a fortune. Recommendations please troops? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 24th May 2021 11:10am)
  • Getting jagged the day at the ripe auld age of 25. Some feeling. Anycunt know if you can request they stick it up your arse instead of in your arm? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 25th May 2021 6:40am)
  • Aye mate. Priority postcode. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 25th May 2021 8:03am)
  • I got Pfizer the day. Women didn't tell me until after in a sort of "aw btw that was pfizer I've just stuck in yer arm". by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 25th May 2021 10:43am)
  • Squinty bridge shut for 12 days. Fucking superb. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 27th May 2021 1:22pm)
  • I'm having 8 cunts up to my hoose tonight for a bevy n naecunt is going to do anything about it by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 28th May 2021 1:41pm)
  • Who the fucks got a quarter of a million quid though? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 30th May 2021 1:55pm)
  • So you've no tipped a barber since 1999 who could've been on 3 quid an hour at the time? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 1st Jun 2021 11:35am)
  • Spot on mate. I'm 25, born in Glesga and lived here all my life. I make a decent wage anaw but I still don't think I'll ever be able to buy by myself. Especially somewhere half decent. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 4th Jun 2021 10:22am)
  • Why? It's not helpful in any way. The cunt **obviously** knows you can order stuff online and send it back, it's hardly fucking breaking news is it? Ordering some stuff online and sending it back is a pain in the arse, hence the clear need to want to try shit on before you buy it. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 4th Jun 2021 3:05pm)
  • Hate moaning about it cause I'm just glad pubs are open again but fuck me the 2hour book-a-table malarkey is fucking brutal. Trying to organise a group of boys for a drink is nigh on impossible with the fuckin mutants I call my pals. Anyone know when pubs can take walk ins again? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 8th Jun 2021 8:38am)
  • Ned/young team culture has changed drastically and I reckon social media is to blame, or it's at the very least amplified it. Ned culture back in the day was about having the coolest tracky, getting fucking steaming with yer pals, listening to good tunes and battering fuck out rival schemes. At it's root it was probably all just a big dick measuring contest combined with cunts genuinely just wanting a buzz and having nowhere else to get it except clothes, drugs, bevy and scrapping. Nowadays though neds are different. Flashier, posier, richer, or at least they appear to be online. They drive nice motors, breed and sell expensive dugs, wear 400 quid polos and post the lot to instagram. I guess in a way instagram/facebook has made it easier for neds to appear like the big men they think they are without actually having to deal with the consequences of actually getting pasted by someone who can fight. Fuck knows, it's all a bit rich coming from me since I'm a cunt who grew up in Pollok/Govan in the early 2000s and witnessed it all first hand. "Young teams" nowadays are probably a lot less violent than the gangs of old which can only be a good thing really. Still, wee guys thinking they're solid is now basically an epidemic on social media and part of me wishes they could meet their counterparts from 20 year ago. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 8th Jun 2021 1:21pm)
  • 100% agree. Sadly it does result in a lot of puffed up wankers roaming the streets instead. I'd say you're spot on with the spiceboy comment really. There are some real "neds" left but aye, for the most part they've evolved into yer average spiceboy. Still though, I'd rather have to deal with a big inflatable looking cunt in a moncler polo than a wee prick in a le coq sportif tracky with a lockback. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 8th Jun 2021 3:43pm)
  • DELETED I got jabbed 2 week ago for being in a priority postcode and I've just got a text saying my first jab appointment is next week. Who do I phone? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 9th Jun 2021 8:04am)
  • Same situation here, would like to know also. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 9th Jun 2021 8:05am)
  • DELETED One of my best pals has been told by her boss that if their vaccination appointment lands on a work day they need to reschedule it to a day they're not on shift. Is this even legal? I feel like bouncing down to the site and slapping fuck out the selfish cunt. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 10th Jun 2021 9:08am)
  • Had a table for 6 in Rab ha's and they've text saying they'll be shut due to staff with Covid. Any ideas where I can get a booking to watch the fitba? Going to be murder now I reckon. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 14th Jun 2021 12:43pm)
  • I've just moved flats but both are a band A in council tax yet it's increased by like 20 quid a month. How does that work? Does it just go up yearly or am I getting the piss taken out of me? Single person discount is applied apparently. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 17th Jun 2021 12:22pm)
  • That weekend felt like a proper pre-covid yin. Oot for scran, cocktails, pints then got to watch the fitba in a pub that was bouncing. All that was missing was a club right after it and a dirty kebab on the way hame. The good times are back troops, fuckin geez it! by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 21st Jun 2021 8:10am)
  • Spent aw weekend in pubs/restaurants/beer gardens again. Fucking mental the effect everything being back open again has on yer mental health. Wallet's a bit lighter than usual but well fuckin worth it. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 28th Jun 2021 8:14am)
  • Go up and punch his fucking cunt in by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 30th Jun 2021 9:34am)
  • Am affit by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 5th Jul 2021 7:40am)
  • Is it seagull shagging season or something? Can't open a fucking windae without hearing 40 of them at all times. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 9th Jul 2021 9:00am)
  • Friday ya cunts! Bank holiday monday anaw. Get the fucking wine out. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 16th Jul 2021 8:19am)
  • > onslought of trans-cultism They said similar things about the feminist movement too you know. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 20th Jul 2021 1:12pm)
  • Oh dear by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 20th Jul 2021 1:24pm)
  • Fuck me this sub is genuinely unbearable at times. Boys a skint 19 year old student probably working part time. Not everyone can be a mad weird woke cunt spending 8 quid on an IPA and aner 12 on a burger with fuckin avocados on it. Take a day aff. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 3rd Aug 2021 4:30pm)
  • Right so yer a student wanting to go for a cheap night out, where else in town can ye get a pint for under 3 quid? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 3rd Aug 2021 4:40pm)
  • Well tassies isn't in town tbf and yer just as likely to get plugged as ye are to get a cheap pint in there on a friday night. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 3rd Aug 2021 5:05pm)
  • Woke up by a bunch of fuckin wrongyins that call themselves an orange walk. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 7th Aug 2021 9:23am)
  • Socialism and communism are not the same thing by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 9th Aug 2021 3:53pm)
  • You can pull the Google definitions all you want but you're completely wrong. The nhs IS socialised healthcare as socialism allows for capitalism in some forms. Owned or regulated by the community as a whole refers to said means being controlled by a body who represents the people, ie our voted-in, democratic government. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 9th Aug 2021 4:01pm)
  • They're cleaning aw the muck n rusty metal off the science centre roof. Looking magic. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 10th Aug 2021 10:33am)
  • Fucking orange walks man by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 14th Aug 2021 9:47am)
  • Cause no one asked 😂 It's also shit advice since if you factor in travel to/from the airport and waiting in departures for the flight there's not much time difference in it. I travel for work regularly and I'd take the train over a plane any day. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 18th Aug 2021 8:08am)
  • Where in that comment did I say it was cheaper or quicker ya helmet? I said there's not much in it. The plane is on average 30-40 quid dearer but if you factor in the 25 quid taxi to the airport each way there's not much in it. Most folk are also usually at the airport an hour or two before the flight. If it takes 30 mins to get there, you wait an hour, fly for over an hour, get another hours taxi at the other end, there's **not that much in it**. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 18th Aug 2021 8:21am)
  • Near enough every roll shop in the city does haggis mate by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 9:58am)
  • Anyone been abroad recently who's able to tell me how easy it is to get a test before coming back? If I wanted to spend a weekend in Berlin say would I be able to get a required pcr/antigen? test before coming back quite easily? Or is it more hassle than it's worth? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 9:52am)
  • The government website says the test can only be pcr, lamp or antigen though nah? How did you manage to travel home with only a lateral flow? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 10:58am)
  • Ah magic, cheers for that!! by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 11:09am)
  • Tested positive with a lateral flow but negative from a pcr despite having every single symptom of the delta variant and being fucked with it. How is that possible 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 26th Aug 2021 8:25am)
  • Up? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 28th Aug 2021 12:29pm)
  • Arrans no in the Highlands by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 28th Aug 2021 4:10pm)
  • The appeal of straight women going to a gay bar is to avoid being hassled by the amount of predatory guys in normal clubs. I'd imagine they just want to bring their partners to a place they like or feel safe. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 3rd Sep 2021 9:51am)
  • I really don't think bisexual women hitting on heterosexuals has the same impact as straight men hitting on heterosexuals. If you do fair play though. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 3rd Sep 2021 9:40pm)
  • FUCKING BASTARD ORANGE FUCKING WALKS MAN by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 11th Sep 2021 9:16am)
  • Spot on. He'll no reply to this though. Defends hateful orange cunts and removes every 2nd thread. Wee guy. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 18th Sep 2021 2:16pm)
  • I really hope to fuck there's a counter protest blocking the next big orange walk. Thousands of people standing peacefully but blocking their route would surely to fuck make someone in power take it seriously. The silence from pretty much every MSP on this issue after the weekend is embarrassing and shameful. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 20th Sep 2021 8:18am)
  • I'm not sure tbh but I think the mandate for getting shot of these cunts is bigger than ever before. Hopefully we can see some proper action taken. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 20th Sep 2021 8:41am)
  • >Maybe if you aren't acting like a drunken t*** you won't have a reason to worry about being recorded? Maybe mind yer own business n don't record cunts n you won't get hassle? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 20th Sep 2021 9:12am)
  • Sweeneys usually have live music on every friday/sat if yer that way inclined :) by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 24th Sep 2021 2:18pm)
  • I must be the first then! Witd you do? 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 29th Sep 2021 9:24pm)
  • Shawlands arcade is weird as fuck nowadays, feels like one of they Dr who episodes where somebody's went back in time and changed something so none of it ever happened. It's fucking empty and bizarre. Used to love it though. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 30th Sep 2021 8:42pm)
  • This sub is a million times better now that not every post is getting binned. Fuck knows what the mods were thinking. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 1st Oct 2021 8:17am)
  • It's absolutely fine mate, quiet as fuck. I lived not far away on Banchory avenue about 20 years ago and even then with all the young teams running about there was hardly ever anything going on. I'm sure it was the old toffolo jackson site before those newbuilds were put up. I mind walking past it every weekend to go to the swimming up in Giffnock. They made tiles and stuff there I think. I'd be more concerned about those newbuilds themselves than the area but that's just me. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 1st Oct 2021 10:16am)
  • Have you never been to a Greggs before...? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 4th Oct 2021 9:07am)
  • Not many Irish pubs in the west end. Only two I can think of are Jinty's which is still shut after covid and Kitty osheas which is just fucking grim. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 5th Oct 2021 1:59pm)
  • Can someone tell me what the rules are for entering/leaving scotland to go to europe in regards to coronavirus? This link clearly hasn't been updated as it still mentions the red/amber/green system, a bit embarrassing since it's the very first result on google : https://www.gov.scot/publications/coronavirus-covid-19-guidance-on-travel-and-transport/ Whereas this link says you don't need anything except a passenger locator form : https://www.gov.scot/publications/coronavirus-covid-19-international-travel-quarantine/pages/red-amber-and-green-list-countries/ Do I need a lateral flow before I go/come back from a non red list country? Do I actually need to book a pcr before returning? I just want a weekend in germany/croatia or suhin but it's confusing as fuck. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 6th Oct 2021 10:27am)
  • Absolutely fuck all wrong with Pollok and Darnley these days by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 7th Oct 2021 8:30am)
  • Wee guy scared a pollok hahahahaha place is gentrified as fuck now by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 7th Oct 2021 9:40am)
  • Naw u haven't 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 7th Oct 2021 4:51pm)
  • Where abouts in priesthill you worked? Or easterhouse? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 7th Oct 2021 7:42pm)
  • Cause you've worked in neither ya bullshitting bastard 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 7th Oct 2021 7:46pm)
  • Mate, if yer going to bullshit on the internet then act billy big baws, maybe don't use the same username everywhere. A simple google shows yer cv with yer name, address and every job you've had for the last 22 years. And ye can't even lie cause I see you bragging about one of them in yer post history. Worked in all of those places aye? Dafty 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 7th Oct 2021 8:10pm)
  • If I find the cunt setting off fireworks at 2am in the southside I'm going to fill their mouth fulla red ash and shag their arse with a lockback. Fucking cunts. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 13th Oct 2021 6:36am)
  • That's plenty by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 13th Oct 2021 5:37pm)
  • > The solution is to scrap salary bands. Have uncapped salaries for every public sector role, the employees can negotiate whatever they want. How would public sector services budget for uncapped salary bands exactly? 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 14th Oct 2021 1:01pm)
  • There's no way I'm talking budgeting with a cunt who thinks 50,000 x 4 = 250,000. How do you think they would budget if 3 of their applicants came into the process wanting 80k? You think two teachers doing the same job should have a 60k pay gap between them? How does that apply to binmen? Utter nonsense 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 14th Oct 2021 3:48pm)
  • Except in the private sector if they can only hire 4 folk who want 80k vs 5 folk who want 50k, nothing happens except maybe the company loses money or the staff get overworked. What happens when a school can't hire the required amount of teachers because of the massive pay discrepancy that'll either hike salaries altogether, or force potential employees to a council area with higher funding, leaving already underfunded schools with either not enough teachers or too many bad ones? Apply that same scenario to waste collection, nursing, whatever you want and think of the results. The public sector is not the private sector, there isn't an unlimited pool of money. Your model is ridiculous. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 14th Oct 2021 7:11pm)
  • If the strike goes ahead that is, which it probably will aye. Train drivers have got Scotrail by the baws here, good on them. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 15th Oct 2021 10:56am)
  • Anycunt else having trouble with Yodel? Had a parcel sitting at the Glasgow depot since 1st October according to tracking. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 15th Oct 2021 12:48pm)
  • Any source to them staying in the crowne plaza last night? Absolutely nothing I can see on twitter/fb by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 19th Oct 2021 8:13am)
  • Aye me too I just forgot I worked there by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 19th Oct 2021 8:34am)
  • Fair dooz mate by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 19th Oct 2021 8:34am)
  • I mean aye but according to your post history you worked at an amazon warehouse 2 weeks ago and now you work at the crowne plaza hotel? I'm not saying you don't, but cunts on reddit always seemingly work somewhere they need to work to prove a point. Also I live 2 minutes away and heard fuck all so isn't my word as good as yours? I'm looking for some actual source/video evidence/proof/whatever that it was actually cunts setting off fireworks outside the crowne plaza rather than just a random cunt claiming they work there. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 19th Oct 2021 8:29am)
  • Totally man, had a cunt on here last week try to say about 20 different areas were shiteholes and he knew cause he'd "worked in all of them". Post history showed he'd worked at the same lidl for about 15 years. Ye get some bullshitting bastards on here at times 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 19th Oct 2021 8:36am)
  • Once gas is phased out and we start moving towards 100% renewable energy I'd imagine leccy costs will start going down. You'd hope so otherwise we're all fucked. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 19th Oct 2021 12:51pm)
  • What's up with it out of interest? I'm a bit of a sucker for a shite Irish pub. Also not every pub in Shawlands is good 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 20th Oct 2021 8:33pm)
  • Aw right so you've never been and you know fuck all about it 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 20th Oct 2021 8:51pm)
  • That is a very, very scary thought if true. Kids these days are not prepared for the gang culture of old. We (thankfully) live in different world to pre 2005 glesga. As a stupid cunt who was involved in it all it makes me sad to see it happening to another generation of kids. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 21st Oct 2021 9:30am)
  • Always going to happen with how bad union street/gordon street/argyle street has been getting the past year. The amount of police presence in the city centre is nothing short of shambolic man, especially around central station. Look at the amount of coppers in that picture, how come none of them are patrolling the city centre? Would it really hurt that much to put 4 cops on the beat around central at all times? Can't even remember the last time I saw a polis patrol in town. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 21st Oct 2021 3:02pm)
  • How is it giving them ammunition? They're hardly going to be like "look guys public transport operators are striking during a massive event to show how underpaid they are, we shouldn't ever use public transport" by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 21st Oct 2021 4:10pm)
  • You realise all of those problems with public transport you listed could be solved by investing in public transport ...? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 21st Oct 2021 4:34pm)
  • Oh dear. How is paying cunts a decent wage a ransom? 😂😂😂😂😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 21st Oct 2021 4:45pm)
  • Yep. Absolutely ridiculous. I know fuck all about the market but surely this can't last? It has to crash at one point...right? Somecunt in my work bought a 1 bed flat the size of a fucking broom cupboard in Partick for 175k. Wtf is that about. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 2:53pm)
  • Sorry man but that's just not true. The average house price in Scotland was 150k in June 2019, today it's over 180k. You can look at the land registration data yourself here : https://www.gov.uk/housing-local-and-community/land-registration-data If you think a 1 bedroom flat going for over 7 times the average salary isn't overpriced then I really, really don't know what to tell you. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 3:25pm)
  • Partick is hardly the centre of Glasgow and it doesn't change the fact the average house price is 180k. How is someone on the average salary supposed to afford a house at those prices? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 4:02pm)
  • The average Scottish salary is 25k, how could someone on 25k get a mortgage for a 180k house? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 5:19pm)
  • Usual lending terms atm are roughly 4.5 or 5 times your salary. So no, you can't. Even on 31k a year you'd need a 40k deposit for a 180k mortgage. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 6:54pm)
  • 40k deposit is a perfectly reasonable amount for someone on 31k a year to have? 😂 You live in a dream world mate. Folk renting on 30k a year will save 2/3k a year at most. 20 years for a 40k deposit that'd be. 😭 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 7:04pm)
  • You're so ridiculously out of touch mate. Even if they're saving 5k a year which is insanely high that's still 8 full years... Can't believe you're arguing FOR the current system, bootlicking bastard 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 8:36pm)
  • Aye don't take anyone's situation into account or that. Just make blind assumptions based on nothing but your own experience. Bawbag. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 9:05pm)
  • So you had to live in a shitehole for ten years and you still haven't been able to buy a flat close to the city centre, and you think this is a working system? 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 9:29pm)
  • Have you read the requirements? You defo need proof of vaccination status to fly by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 23rd Oct 2021 9:14am)
  • > (two QR codes are not acceptable). Wait, wit?! They don't accept the app as proof of vaccination? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 25th Oct 2021 8:38am)
  • So wtf do they accept hahaha? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 25th Oct 2021 9:10am)
  • What did you need for france if you don't mind me asking? Sworn statement/Proof of vaccination to go there, and passenger locator/proof of day 2 test to come back? I'm looking at going in december but I dunno if its worth the hassle. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 25th Oct 2021 12:06pm)
  • Thanks mate that's a big help. Did they check your passenger locator form/day 2 booking reference/proof of vaccination when you were coming back? The antigen test is away now aye. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 25th Oct 2021 12:35pm)
  • Walter smith passed away yesterday, likely people paying respects. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 27th Oct 2021 11:07am)
  • You fuck up wee man by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 27th Oct 2021 12:24pm)
  • 2.5% pay rise? Bit of a shite deal is it no? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 27th Oct 2021 7:33pm)
  • Shut it by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 27th Oct 2021 8:19pm)
  • Ach I don't gee a fuck about downvotes mate, folk can fire away by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 27th Oct 2021 8:55pm)
  • That cunt gets his haircut in ma barbers, fucking walloper of a guy always cutting about with a subwoofer by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 30th Oct 2021 3:00pm)
  • Anycunt reckon the pubs will be busy tonight? I know it's obviously halloween but were most folk maybe out Friday/Saturday? Just want a quiet pint without being annoyed by costume cunts 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 31st Oct 2021 10:47am)
  • > world leaders like Obama for example What year is it? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 8th Nov 2021 2:43pm)
  • Name and shame the cunt then. It's all well and good wanting to protect women but the pub clearly don't give a fuck. If you actually care as much as you claim you do and you've got proof there's a beast working there, name and shame him to protect folk you claim you want to protect. >This is not a name and shame or a case of mindlessly putting an organisation It's either one or the other. I'm in malones a lot and I'd want to know as well. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 12th Nov 2021 11:53am)
  • How is it? It's a well maintained A road all the way up. Ye could do it daily in a smart call all year round. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 12th Nov 2021 12:02pm)
  • Well this is pointless then. I'm not a woman, but I'm in malones all the time with my mrs or pals who are women. I speak to the lads behind the bar a lot as well, but what am I supposed to do, awryt mate btw heard there's a beast working in here is it you? Hardly helpful is it? You're right though, usually I'm an advocate for folk with criminal histories getting a second chance at employment but in this case it's 100% not appropriate for someone like that to be around drunk, vulnerable women. Unless you name this person though, your post is absolutely worthless and does nothing but cause confusion and possibly unwarranted trouble. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 12th Nov 2021 12:06pm)
  • > What you've done here, though, is arguable very harmful to the staff who appear in photos on their Facebook page who haven't done anything wrong as now people (like me) will be going through their posts to see if they can figure it out. Exactly my thoughts as well. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 12th Nov 2021 12:12pm)
  • They're getting downvoted cause we don't know who the fucking guy is. How are men supposed to "do the stepping up here" if OP refuses to name the person? 😂😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 12th Nov 2021 12:24pm)
  • That is an incredibly fucking dangerous assumption to make especially in this context. Just don't. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 12th Nov 2021 2:09pm)
  • Auld lizzie deed yet we reckon troops? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 15th Nov 2021 11:05am)
  • Bottle a tonic pre-chilled and CATB for me. Hurry the fuck up Liz! by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 15th Nov 2021 2:03pm)
  • They'll no take you to court. It's not worth the hassle for them. Don't contact them, don't pay it, don't respond. Ignore it until you get an official court summons (you won't). by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 16th Nov 2021 12:02pm)
  • Aye you're a fanny. Cancel the plan and never contact them again. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 16th Nov 2021 12:34pm)
  • To be fair I used to bank with them and their app was down fucking constantly. Went down about 3 times in a month when I was needing to use it to make payments. Ended up switching to monzo and they've had one minor outage all year. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 18th Nov 2021 10:50am)
  • Roma does not equal Romanian. You're right about the rest of it but most of these folk aren't actually from Romania and the assumption does more harm than good sadly. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 19th Nov 2021 12:16am)
  • Aye that doesn't make sense. They means gram surely. Cunt got caught with 58 thousand grams of cooncil. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 19th Nov 2021 9:14am)
  • Nae bother cool guy 😂😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 19th Nov 2021 12:17pm)
  • Seen a seal down at Govan pier late one night while walking the dug. The thing fucking barked and I rushed over thinking there was a dug in the water drowning or something and it was just a seal chilling on the rocks. Madness. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 10:09am)
  • Be warned that bloc is fucking shite now. Been twice since lockdown ended and the quality of their food has gone so far down hill it's actually shocking. They've replaced their massive hotdogs with tiny canned ones and their burgers and stuff are nowhere near as big or tasty as they used to be. Absolute gutter. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 5:56pm)
  • Meant to be going to france in 2 week, how fucked am I? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 29th Nov 2021 9:04am)
  • Surely to fuck we won't lock down again? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 29th Nov 2021 9:27am)
  • Looks like it's going to just be a day 2 pcr test on return for now, possibly a day 8 and self iso if they increase restrictions. Bastard man. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 29th Nov 2021 11:48am)
  • Fucking scumbag bastards by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 30th Nov 2021 12:47pm)
  • For fining them you clown by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 30th Nov 2021 12:59pm)
  • They aren't though, you can literally see where they're parked in this tweet. https://twitter.com/FACKilltheBill/status/1464958656420716544/photo/2 Blocking fuck all. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 30th Nov 2021 3:15pm)
  • How is parking in a cycle lane blocking emergency access? A cycle lane that hundreds of people walk through and stand in when the games on. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 30th Nov 2021 3:33pm)
  • A fucking love December n how busy it is. Christmas shopping, work nights oot, random pub days, steaming on a Sunday at 11am, last minute holidays, hot rums, mulled buckfast n allsorts a Christmas scran. Happy holidays troops, fucking geeeeeez it. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 4th Dec 2021 9:39am)
  • Is the barras any good nowadays? I've no been to the market in about 10 year and quite fancy a wee walk through it this weekend by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 15th Dec 2021 12:20pm)
  • Any fake armani trackies or stalls selling pigs ears? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 15th Dec 2021 1:37pm)
  • My day 2 test for coming home that was due to be delivered on Tuesday has just been delivered by dpd today, and it's missing the fucking vial of liquid. Shambles 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 18th Dec 2021 9:45am)
  • What do we reckon Sturgeon will say in todays briefing? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 21st Dec 2021 9:26am)
  • Before christmas or after ye reckon? Would be chaos to bring back that before the 25th nah? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 21st Dec 2021 9:39am)
  • Just go and fucking speak to him 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 27th Dec 2021 4:21pm)
  • January 1st AND second, courts areny open till Monday. Fuck dain a weekender at their age 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 1st Jan 2022 10:59pm)
  • This, how stupid do you need to be to not know it's a give way? Even if both the sign and road markings were gone you're still making a left turn at a junction with traffic passing by. In almost every situation like that you quite obviously need to be looking to your right beforehand. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 4th Jan 2022 8:42pm)
  • Does anycunt know where I can get traditional italian sausage in the southside? Not the dry/cured stuff but the actual raw stuff in the casings. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 5th Jan 2022 3:51pm)
  • Legend cheers, starter culture isn't far from me so I'll give that a go by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 5th Jan 2022 4:53pm)
  • Buy the Elmlea double cream alternative stuff, it's right beside the double cream in basically every supermarket, even my wee corner shop has it. Lasts twice as long as any double cream. Sits in my fridge for weeks. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 9th Jan 2022 10:15pm)
  • My 3 favourite things are going to the fitba, going to the pub and going on holiday. Fitba's aff and holidaying abroad is fucked the now, so naturally I seem to be becoming a bit of an alkie. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 11th Jan 2022 11:31am)
  • Fuck that. I just booked 5 days in poland end of February for £200 all in. Get yerself abroad! by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 12th Jan 2022 10:19am)
  • DELETED Treated myself to a bottle of Red Leg Cherry the other week. Stuff is fucking unbelievable. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 14th Jan 2022 1:00pm)
  • DELETED Aye mate, their pineapple one isn't great but their cherry one is class imo. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 14th Jan 2022 7:55pm)
  • You're a fucking idiot then. Glasgow is steeped in Catholic persecution even to this day and pretending it doesn't offend or effect anyone is moronic. Less than 30 years ago folk were being turned away from jobs for being catholic. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 19th Jan 2022 4:07pm)
  • Nah you didn't, you read the whole thing, don't lie. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 19th Jan 2022 4:43pm)
  • What you worried about specifically? It's technically legal but if you're recording shared spaces you'll be liable to confirm to data protection/controller laws. Your absolutely fine to install one especially if you're having trouble with something or someone. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 21st Jan 2022 9:54am)
  • Honestly get it right fucking up ryanair. Advertise 12 quid flights then it's an extra fucking 70 odd quid if you want to add bags. Defeats the fucking point of me looking for a quick, cheap weekend break. FUCKING CUNTS. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 24th Jan 2022 11:01am)
  • First in dafties yasssss. Working doon south is fucking shite but mon eh double time. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 25th Jan 2022 7:53am)
  • Just outside birmingham the day. Fucking grim. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 25th Jan 2022 3:04pm)
  • You're no far from me! Absolute fucking hole of a place. Preston the morra anaw, all aboard the shitehole express. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 25th Jan 2022 5:33pm)
  • Not a single good pub but by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 25th Jan 2022 6:33pm)
  • If they're asking for a white coffee they obviously don't know what a latte is do they? Could you no just have asked them if they wanted their milk frothed or just fired in the cup with hotwater? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 27th Jan 2022 12:39pm)
  • 100% this. It is **much** easier to move if you're already working in whatever your field is. Finished my honours and took a job in my field making 16k. That was 5 years ago and I make more than triple that now. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 28th Jan 2022 9:14am)
  • This is the internet mate, you don't need to censor the word sexual. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 28th Jan 2022 10:23pm)
  • 2 mins mate, my buzzer's going by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 28th Jan 2022 10:26pm)
  • Genuinely cannot wait to see the replies to this man 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 31st Jan 2022 11:45pm)
  • What makes it more legitimate? Genuine question, how can one celebration be more legitimate than the other? Who decides? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 1st Feb 2022 9:10am)
  • Fitba fans and the working class setting aff fireworks at the weekend = ignorant, classless arseholes. Loaded Chinese students setting aff fireworks in the west end on a weekday = Let them have it, there's more to life than people's 9-5. Mindboggling. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 1st Feb 2022 9:15am)
  • Hahahaha you are fucking at it, get yer head out yer arse. Go back and look at the posts about Rangers fans setting off fireworks and compare it to the 2-3 that are on the sub just now. The attitudes on here today are mostly positive which cannot be said for previous threads. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 1st Feb 2022 9:24am)
  • I'm a celtic fan you fucking mongo 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 1st Feb 2022 9:25am)
  • Lok's bar and kitchen is really good and would suit a birthday dinner/drinks but I never hear folk talk about it tbh. It's in a bit of weird location though and busy at the weekend so you'd need to book. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 1st Feb 2022 9:30am)
  • > chinese new year is as valid as our new year's to me Yep, and celebrating fitba games is just as valid as both of those. It's almost as if football is deeply rooted in Glasgow's history and culture eh? And any other time of year is bothersome? You must fucking hate guy fawkes night then. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 1st Feb 2022 3:26pm)
  • You are such a fucking gimp hahahahahahaha by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 2nd Feb 2022 1:06pm)
  • This is a good post, genuinely, but I think you've got it the wrong way round. You're right, 20 years ago Glasgow was a city that bred chaos, violence and "hard cunts". Nobody can quite attribute one specific reason for it, just a clump of both societal and economical ones at the time. But I think folk underestimate the level of policing that's went on to stamp this out over the past two decades. Police Scotland's violence reduction unit as well as the mass use of cctv across the city has absolutely demolished violent crime figures in Glasgow and the statistics show that. In my opinion what this means is the amount of **real** hard cunts and heavies have mostly been caught and had 15 year shoved up their arse. It's nigh on impossible to get away with a serious assault, stabbing or murder in Scotland anymore just with social media and cctv. Folk will argue the polis are shite and for the most part I'd agree, but if yer on camera yer bang to rights. Your uncle in my opinion is just an adult ned who's never grown up. I've got two uncles just like him. Never grown out of that "don't back down" culture, punching folk in pubs, sniffing gear every weekend, losing every job they've had, alienating and stealing from yer family and friends and bouncing from girlfriends couches to homeless units and everything in between. These cunts are the failed actors in the Glesga hard man play and their entire life is oot the window cause they don't know anything else. There are still real heavies in Glasgow, organised crime and gangland activity is still rife. It's just now the cunts involved know to keep their mouth shit and don't do anything illegal in the public eye or where they'll be seen by cctv. 20 years ago everybody knew the hardest cunt in Glesga. Nowadays nobody does. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 10th Feb 2022 12:37pm)
  • Wit 18 year old uses the word dunderheid? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 10th Feb 2022 5:38pm)
  • Bumping the social ma man aye? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 11th Feb 2022 9:41am)
  • 5 year ago I was cleaning dishes for minimum wage and this morning I've just been offered a job in NYC for a fucking packet. Feel like I'm dreaming. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 14th Feb 2022 9:39am)
  • Cheers!! I'd rather not say just so I don't dox myself but I work in engineering. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 14th Feb 2022 10:03am)
  • Cheers! by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 14th Feb 2022 10:03am)
  • Thank you mate. Buzzing. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 14th Feb 2022 10:31am)
  • Cheers! by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 14th Feb 2022 11:31am)
  • Cheers! by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 14th Feb 2022 11:31am)
  • Thank you mate. Looks like I'll be splitting my time working between Scotland, NYC and the middle east so fuck knows how long I'll be over there for, but I'll defo take you up on that! by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 14th Feb 2022 11:30am)
  • Cheers ma man! by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 14th Feb 2022 4:20pm)
  • Search bar is a good place with loads of good stuff by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 15th Feb 2022 1:44pm)
  • I'm the same. Pissing about spending my days wanking and watching shite tele. Bored oot my nut. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 21st Feb 2022 9:08am)
  • The kilmainham gaol tour is genuinely amazing and really cheap to book. Cracking pub across the road for after as well. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 25th Feb 2022 9:50am)
  • Gutter mate, hope you manage to get booked cause it's well worth it. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 25th Feb 2022 10:02am)
  • Anycunt know where I can get gyoza wrappers? Okka surprisingly don't have them by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 27th Feb 2022 11:53am)
  • They've only got the frozen ones from what I can see by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 27th Feb 2022 1:34pm)
  • They will id you at the door by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 1st Mar 2022 8:35am)
  • Imagine posting this ya grass 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 1st Mar 2022 9:37am)
  • Reach of the week there. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 1st Mar 2022 9:47am)
  • Istanbul is second to none by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 1st Mar 2022 4:17pm)
  • belterrrrr by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 1st Mar 2022 5:52pm)
  • I'm band A and I paid 81 quid a month with single person discount, I'm getting bumped here am I no? I paid this month and every other month. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 3rd Mar 2022 11:00pm)
  • 6 cups out the one bag ya fucking lunatic hahahahahaha by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 6th Mar 2022 6:53pm)
  • PM me and I will pay your food or leccy bill this week. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 16th Mar 2022 1:26pm)
  • Can anyone recommend a Glaswegian charity/nonprofit that could do with a cash donation? I'm leaving Glasgow for a bit to work abroad and I'd like to do suhin good before I go. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 17th Mar 2022 1:02pm)
  • It's a fucking embarrassment. 4 stations in the southside were all cash only yesterday. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 19th Mar 2022 2:19pm)
  • Wains drink in parks, hardly a news flash mate by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 20th Mar 2022 9:03am)
  • I once ordered chips cheese curry AND gravy while fucking steaming cause I can never decide which I like more. It was outstanding. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 20th Mar 2022 10:24pm)
  • If someone asked you to recommend a pub that was like Saint lukes in the gallowgate, what would you say? Good pub food, good quality bevy (always get a properly poured pint), nice staff, really nice bar/restaurant area, cheap prices and not too rowdy even when the fitbas on. I'm struggling to find a place I like in glasgow more atm but I want to find similar places. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 25th Mar 2022 10:33am)
  • The food in either places is nowhere near as good imo. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 25th Mar 2022 11:05am)
  • Agreed, the admiral is a fucking belter, great shout. Never been to the bungo so will check it out. Cheers! by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 25th Mar 2022 11:18am)
  • Aw fuck up man 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 25th Mar 2022 11:17am)
  • The family next door to me have been sound as fuck and agreed to hoose/dug sit for the weeks im working abroad. I want to say thanks and get them a hamper of like beer/wine/chocolates etc, any recommendations? Looking to spend about 50 quid. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 31st Mar 2022 11:53am)
  • A machine on the bus...with a contactless symbol...and the word ticketer written above it...hmm what could this be? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 31st Mar 2022 2:48pm)
  • There is nuhin worse than having to make 3 cappuccinos at half 1 when the bars 10 deep but by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 2nd Apr 2022 10:06pm)
  • Arguably the biggest fixture in world fitba. Cunts on here are just gimps. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 3rd Apr 2022 8:23am)
  • Genuinely don't even know where to begin with this response. You are so clueless it's funny. How do you think Celtic/Rangers got that financial advantage? By being successful maybe? How is it their fault that success = money? >I genuinely fail to understand how anyone can care about Scottish football and still support one of those sides. Aye so if you care about Scottish fitba don't support Celtic or Rangers? Hahahahaha sound mate, I grew up 10 mins from Parkheed and my full family are irish celtic fans, but aye I'll just support Ross county. Worst take I've ever seen. That tifo video is comparing apples to oranges in comparing the English and Scottish leagues. Go and look at the serie a, bundesliga or laliga wage bills, leagues that only few teams win all resemble the Scottish league. The inflated TV money in England means it's not a fair comparison. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 3rd Apr 2022 9:05am)
  • Fucking riddy, delete that mate 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 5th Apr 2022 12:10pm)
  • Flying oot to nyc for work this weekend for 2-3 months. Will miss glesga n will miss my dug but fuck me I'm buzzing. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 6th Apr 2022 7:24am)
  • Worth remembering that cunts rarely go on glassdoor to praise a company, I'm not saying they're not shite, but the best job I've ever had had shite reviews on there so take it with a pinch of salt. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 6th Apr 2022 7:22am)
  • What a depressing fucking thread. I make a fair bit more than the average income and I'll still probably never be able to buy a half decent house anywhere near the area I grew up in. Madness. How is the average single person in their 20s-30s supposed to buy a hoose now 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 13th Apr 2022 4:08pm)
  • Dees by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 13th Apr 2022 5:41pm)
  • Guy who can afford to live in the same flats as fitba players has no grasp on reality. Colour me surprised. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 14th Apr 2022 9:51am)
  • Hi polis there's guys looking through a windae come quick by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 16th Apr 2022 8:06am)
  • > I think thats state-of-the-art begging in Romania Roma and Romanian are two completely different things. Please read up on this before you generalise people of an entire country. Roma = Romani people who are an ethnic group made of up mostly travellers and gypsies throughout Europe, they didn't come here from Romania. There are actually hardly any of them there. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 28th Apr 2022 7:51am)
  • How do you know they're all from Romania though? That's what I'm getting at. Folk seem to just assosiate the two with absolutely no evidence. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 28th Apr 2022 8:31am)
  • Irrelevant really when I'm explaining the assumption you're making is baseless and wrong by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 28th Apr 2022 12:33pm)
  • > so it's an easy link to make So an assumption based on absolutely nothing at all then? There are millions of Roma people in turkey, spain, bulgaria also etc who migrate to the UK but you just assume they're all Romanian with absolutely no evidence to support it. Dunno if you're intentionally being obtuse here but you can clearly see my point that only mentioning Romania and not the handful of other countries these people come from is ignorant and borderline racist. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 28th Apr 2022 12:30pm)
  • According to who? You've literally just said yourself that getting figures like that are impossible which is why I'm challenging the link between the two. It's not based on anything other than assumption. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 28th Apr 2022 12:43pm)
  • What the fuck did you do that let you retire at 36?! by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 29th Apr 2022 8:35am)
  • Anycunt can walk in off the street into that new George Moore bit then past the canteen into the saltire centre I'm sure. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 29th Apr 2022 10:18am)
  • It used to be shite but it's actually gotten better over the years tbh but it's no cheap. Pints are about a fiver each and most food stuff is on average 7-8 quid. Get the salt n chilli chicken and chips and wash it down with a few pints a madri. Boabs yer uncle. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 29th Apr 2022 10:16am)
  • DELETED No mentions for bibimbap yet? Free miso soup and their gyoza are unbelievable by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 30th Apr 2022 10:04am)
  • Yep, they're rfid tickets so not recyclable in any way. About 5m a year are printed all of which (roughly about 9 tonnes) go to landfill. It's a mental system but every public transport system in this city is an embarrassment. It should be like London where the contactless swipe system accepts card or nfc on your phone or prints paper tickets otherwise. More info here https://www.change.org/p/spt-review-the-subway-paper-tickets-why-can-t-they-be-recyclable by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 30th Apr 2022 11:18am)
  • Anycunt else having trouble with their post? I've got a few things coming, all of which posted royal mail first class by the sellers I've bought from and it's been about 2 weeks for 1 and 5 days for the other. Shambles. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 4th May 2022 7:57am)
  • Aye, I'm down first thing on Friday morning for work and got the same email. I fly down quite a lot and it's never overly busy. Even when the security queue is right down to the double doors it never takes longer than 20 mins. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 4th May 2022 6:29pm)
  • Watch them get priced at 300k and bought by English landlords by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 11th May 2022 1:44pm)
  • It's a fuckin Swan by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 13th May 2022 10:06am)
  • >Live in the city centre. 19 days ago from his post history - "I’m actually excited for some rain. I live in the Middle East so the rain is part of the reason we’re going (to thailand)." Fucking behave. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 15th May 2022 3:50pm)
  • 6 arrests and no serious incidents compared with over 50 arrests and a near-on riot last year. Downvote sportsball brigade will be in here in full force but comparing saturday to the last time this happened is comparing apples to orange (bastards). by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 16th May 2022 4:19pm)
  • You're travelling the day before a european final that rangers are playing in. They'll be heading down to Manchester/Liverpool/London to get flights to Seville from there since all the Glasgow ones are fully booked out. Be very surprised if you get a quiet trip 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 17th May 2022 9:17am)
  • Your only chance is to phone the adviceline and tell them you need to travel to see someone's who seriously ill. They might get you in but it's a long shot like you said. https://www.gov.uk/passport-advice-line Number is 0300 222 0000 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 18th May 2022 7:57am)
  • John Maclean by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 18th May 2022 7:38pm)
  • It's common sense really ffs. If you walk through parkhead/gallowgate wearing a rangers top on matchday yer obviously going attract trouble and vice versa for celtic/ibrox. Anywhere else even on matchdays yer absolutely fine. Aside from the above exception the colour of your shirt has little to no effect on how much trouble you'll attract. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 19th May 2022 7:45am)
  • Somebody still lives with their maw n da by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 19th May 2022 8:09am)
  • DELETED Good places for a quiet pint on saturday since the city centre/southside will be fulla zombies? West end a shout? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 19th May 2022 11:10am)
  • How long do yous think it would take to get to edinburgh airport if ye left at 4pm during the week, with traffic and that? I've never driven it myself so trying to decide if I can make a 7pm flight next thursday. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 24th May 2022 8:05am)
  • I know that bawbag, I'm asking folk who do it or have done it. Google maps is sometimes wrong with rush hour times. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 24th May 2022 8:45am)
  • Glesga city centre, straight after work. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 24th May 2022 8:59am)
  • What a virgin you are by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 24th May 2022 8:56am)
  • Thanks mate, how long does it usually take you out of interest? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 24th May 2022 10:06am)
  • That's a bastard. Cheers for the info though. Google maps was completely wrong as I suspected. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 24th May 2022 10:20am)
  • Thanks man, I thought about that but I was worried about the bus cause it stops at about 5 different places on the way there which takes up hunners a time. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 24th May 2022 3:58pm)
  • Yes. I am 100% for any and all strike action by working class groups of people. The cost of living is extortionate and the millionaires and billionaires in charge couldn't care less. Train drivers may be on a lot more than other public sector workers but even 30k a year gets you fuck all nowadays. Mon the unions and up the fuckin workers. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 25th May 2022 7:11am)
  • Let's no do the whole "the money isn't there" spiel. Hundreds of millions of pounds have been wasted by the tory government over the past few years. The answer to paying people more isn't to drive up prices for public services. It's actually fucking **investing** in public services in the first place. The trains are publicly owned now, there's no excuse. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 25th May 2022 7:28am)
  • You've edited your initial reply to make it completely different to what you first said, hardly "very clearly" 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 25th May 2022 8:32am)
  • Scab. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 25th May 2022 8:39am)
  • So don't come back and say you were very clearly not suggesting price rises when your first comment before you edited it implied exactly that... by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 25th May 2022 8:35am)
  • Since when does the class system have salary bandings you mutant by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 25th May 2022 3:04pm)
  • There hasn't been a school shooting in the UK since Dunblane. I don't even think there was one before it either. Assault rifles were banned in 1987 after the Hungerford massacre and they banned pretty much everything else except licenced hunting firearms in '97 after Dunblane. Since then there's been 5 mass shootings in the UK, none of which occurred in Scotland. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 27th May 2022 1:31pm)
  • Considering the recipe hasn't changed, I'd bet my hoose you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the old and the new in a test. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 30th May 2022 7:30am)
  • It's fucking lovely but it was built by a big company so you probably wouldn't like it... by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 30th May 2022 9:06am)
  • Tae fucking who hahahaha? 160k for a 1bed with a council tax band E? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 30th May 2022 9:40am)
  • I just don't think a 1 bedroom flat for 160k can be classed as "affordable" tbh. There's 3 bedrooms in the southside going for half that, with the same distance walk to town. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 30th May 2022 10:04am)
  • You realize Speirs Wharf is a half an hour walk into town eh? There's a 2bed in Bridgeton for 90k on rightmove the now in better nick than some of the ones up in Speirs Wharf. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 30th May 2022 10:19am)
  • They don't come up a lot but I do see them. Even still there's 3-4 1beds in woodlands right now going for 80-90k. A lot of them are in better nick than the ones up in SW with the same walking distance to toon. If you go a bit further out (20+ min walk) you'll see loads of 2-3 bedroom flats in great nick for under 100k as well. My point is just they're no affordable when there's comparative flats going for way, way less. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 30th May 2022 10:23am)
  • Eatings cheating. Skip West st, Shields rd, Cessnock and Ibrox. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 31st May 2022 10:38pm)
  • How is quarter to 9 on a Monday early? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 6th Jun 2022 9:24am)
  • Aye anytime after 8am on a weekday is reasonable imo, there's cunts on sites that usually start work earlier than that so it's hardly quiet hours. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 6th Jun 2022 9:29am)
  • Stupid question maybe but are scottish universities forced to take on x number of scottish students every year? If not, surely at one point it'll just be all non scots students? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 6th Jun 2022 2:19pm)
  • Away to New York on Sunday to work for a few month. Still doesny feel real. America scares me a bit. Hopefully I don't end up fulla bullets during my weekly shop. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 10th Jun 2022 9:48am)
  • Locally 🤣 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 10th Jun 2022 9:45am)
  • I work for a Scottish company thankfully so I've been guaranteed 37 days a year and promised no OT out of my 9-5 working hours so I'm hoping to avoid all that American shite. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 10th Jun 2022 1:47pm)
  • I work for a Scottish company thankfully so I've been guaranteed 37 days a year and promised no OT out of my 9-5 working hours so I'm hoping to avoid all that American shite by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 10th Jun 2022 1:47pm)
  • 1200 quid a month to stay in homeless accom? Surely fucking not? Not having a go at you here at all mate but are you sure this is right? That's absolutely ridiculous if so. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 21st Jun 2022 4:30pm)
  • What a broken fucking system by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 21st Jun 2022 5:40pm)
  • Buckled at that man. Boy heard a seagull n turned his heed lit an owl wanting to scrap it. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 25th Jun 2022 10:39pm)
  • Not true. They don't let dugs on the subway. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 27th Jun 2022 7:33am)
  • Been in america 2 weeks now and I'm still waking up at 3am every fuckin morn. Brutal. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 27th Jun 2022 9:07am)
  • Fuck the polis. That is all. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 29th Jun 2022 12:59pm)
  • Leave them alone ya fucking dafty by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 29th Jun 2022 4:57pm)
  • No it's safe as fuck. Fitba days are busy but that's it. Avoid ibrox Street and fairley street if you can. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 29th Jun 2022 10:33pm)
  • DELETED The old toll bar The admiral The Laurieston St lukes Record factory by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 2nd Jul 2022 9:38pm)
  • Hunners a downvotes for this comment and hunners a upvotes for an identical comment slagging gerry cinnamon/calvin harris in another thread. Sub is fulla fucking virgins man. Downvote me. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 4th Jul 2022 8:52pm)
  • I fucking love this yin, there's so much surrounding it, especially when you remember that "snudge" is most likely norman daniels. A glesga gangland heavy who owned a few scrappies back in the day. 3 guesses what they probably used them for. It's made funnier by the fact a lot of folk think Rab Corbett is George Bowie. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 13th Jul 2022 9:33pm)
  • It's a really safe area anyway tbh but I'd avoid living on bridge street or wallace street if you could. Other than that it's sound. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 13th Jul 2022 10:14pm)
  • I'm aff all substances this month so I've been right into cooking and baking. Fucking everything fae scratch. Meatballs, risottos, foccacia, fresh pizza, tiger breed, beef wellingtons, allsorts. Even made my own buffalo sauce last week and covered some deep fried wings in the stuff. Would recommend. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 17th Jul 2022 7:45pm)
  • Fuck right off by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 20th Jul 2022 1:10pm)
  • Obviously if you've rightly made a cunt of it and you lose the appeal it's £60. This guy hasn't done anything wrong so telling him to just pay it is idiotic. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 20th Jul 2022 1:16pm)
  • Who's talking about ignoring it? He'll appeal it and win and not have to pay anything. The guy is clearly in the right so it's completely irrelevant how long they take to reply to his appeal. He won't be "saving" anything if he pays now, he'll be losing 30 quid. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 20th Jul 2022 1:20pm)
  • Fuck that. This seperate subreddits patter is just pointless. Then eventually another common post will come along and we'll just split the sub more and more until there's fuckin nuhin allowed to be posted here. Why can't the mods just add flairs for every type of post then just let people filter things out? Surely that's the most sensible option? It's how pretty much every other popular sub does it. I wouldn't mind being able to see selling/housing posts if I had the option to show/hide them now and again rather than visiting a dead subreddit. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 21st Jul 2022 8:00am)
  • Aye in most big subs you need to choose your flair before it lets you post by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 21st Jul 2022 8:22am)
  • This sub is packed to the fucking gills full of utter gimps with no life experience. Folk who think it's a bad thing to enjoy buckfast and drink tennents and listen to gerry cinnamon and go to the fitba. Reeking of classism and cunts punching down. Thank fuck I never take anycunts advice off here. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 21st Jul 2022 2:12pm)
  • That's such a fucking shite argument though. How about you point the finger at the government who've wasted roughly 64bn quid in the last 4 years. More than enough to fund the nhs and plenty of other things. You've fallen for the old tory quip of "there's no money". There is money, it's just being pissed up the wall and given as backhanders to their pals. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 21st Jul 2022 2:22pm)
  • I don't think there is any one fix to the problem but making folk pay for their own healthcare if they're fat is certainly not the answer. Like the other guy said where do you draw the line? Does everyone have to be perfect? It then becomes how do we stop the massive strain on the nhs from x self inflicted problem? Smokers with fucked lungs? Charge them. Alcoholics with fucked livers? Charge them. Herion addicts? Charge them double for all the expensive morphine and mephedrone they need. Boy racers driving too fast in their motor? Well yer getting charged mate, should've been doing the speed limit. Where does it stop? I'll tell you where it stops - if the nhs can't cope with the strain, we need to fucking fund it. Simple as that. The current "broken system" is a lot less broken than the one you're proposing. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 21st Jul 2022 2:31pm)
  • I couldn't really give a fuck whit folk enjoy tbh but it's the constant ripping of artists working class folk listen to that does my nut in. Any post about Calvin Harris/Gerry Cinnamon/Stone Roses there's always some fucking bawbag in the comments saying how much better their music taste is. It's middle class elitist patter. Boring as fuck. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 21st Jul 2022 3:47pm)
  • Naw it isn't. Life experience is knowing that looking down on someone for their hobbies or their tastes is prick behaviour. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 21st Jul 2022 3:50pm)
  • Londoners aren't a race pal by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 8:46am)
  • Please explain how not wanting to be priced out of a city I grew up in by droves of remote workers on inflated wages is racist? It's literally fuck all to do with where these people come from. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 9:16am)
  • Grew up in Govan in the late 90s and moved to Pollok in the early 00s. Hung about with a bunch of fucking arseholes who liked fighting and vandalising and burning shit. Luckily managed to do alright in school and make it into college then uni where I moved away first chance I got. Skint as fuck 100% of the time. Grafted like a maniac in shite minimum wage jobs working 40-50 hour weeks while studying at the same time. Fuck knows how I managed to get through it looking back on it. I live and work for an engineering firm in new york now. Not permanently thankfully. Sometimes I still consider myself a bit of a fucking bam. Imposter syndrome is rough as fuck when you can't ditch the accent and mannerisms of being a ned for nearly 20 years. Worked a few corporate jobs now (some back in Scotland) and I don't think I'll ever shake the feeling of not belonging in places like this. Cunts look at you different. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 26th Jul 2022 10:27am)
  • Admiral by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 29th Jul 2022 10:56am)
  • Anecdotal evidence but I think covid has absolutely fucked Glasgow airport. Before covid I flew from glasgow to places like prague/budapest/bucharest/vienna/milan etc but now ye can't even get a flight to the majority of popular european destinations. The bus to and from edinburgh airport is absolutely brutal as well especially coming back from a holiday. It's annoying as fuck. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 29th Jul 2022 2:37pm)
  • Aye and a free glass in yer face after yer done with it by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 29th Jul 2022 2:41pm)
  • The fuck you on about 😂 Bus to Edinburgh Airport from town is an hour by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 29th Jul 2022 10:59pm)
  • You would feel conscious to go and dig a hole...? Glesga is full of massive parks and bits of grassland that nocunt uses. Just pick a green bit closest to you and dig a hole somewhere out of the way man. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 1st Aug 2022 11:03am)
  • Realistically who is going to stop ye taking a bit of dirt out a park? Behave man by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 1st Aug 2022 3:58pm)
  • Back the day after nearly 3 month working away. Am getting fucking mwi. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 2nd Aug 2022 8:48am)
  • Old Pollok/Corkerhill or Pollokshaws OP/Corkerhill : Corkerhill train station that takes you 10 mins (2 stops) into Glasgow central. Back end of Pollok park right on your doorstep. Bellahouston park not far away as well. Can get a 3 bed detatched for 230k. Pollokshaws : Front end of pollok park right on your doorstep. Shawlands a 10 minute walk away. Multiple train stations that take you right into town. 230k will get you less here but still a semi detatched 3bed. Anycunt who says these areas are unsafe has never lived there. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 2nd Aug 2022 9:50am)
  • Ye can mate. It's quite easily done. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 2nd Aug 2022 10:07am)
  • Get a grip? It's a bit of fucking dirt mate hahahahahaha you get a grip ya absolute fanny by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 2nd Aug 2022 11:40am)
  • its glesga mate cunts take drugs everywhere and anywhere by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 3rd Aug 2022 8:45am)
  • Wit? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 3rd Aug 2022 11:44am)
  • That's plenty by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 4th Aug 2022 11:01am)
  • Jesus fucking Christ I am finished with this sub man by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 7th Aug 2022 9:16pm)
  • The right course of action is to tax the fucking life out of their ultra rich donor pals and fire it into the economy and public services, rather than continue along this line of fucking pseudo austerity where we cut public funding then spunk billions of pounds on nuclear weapons and PPE that needed binned the moment it was bought. That won't happen, obviously. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 8th Aug 2022 11:28pm)
  • Should've just done us aw favour and ran right over the fucking top of it by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 10th Aug 2022 2:59pm)
  • And they wonder why nocunt is ditching cars. Even with the price of petrol the now it's still cheaper to commute to edinburgh than get the train at that price. Madness. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 12th Aug 2022 8:00am)
  • gumtree or facebook marketplace or buy a pair a boltcutters and head into toon cause the polis will do fuck all anyway by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 13th Aug 2022 10:36pm)
  • Cheese, curry sauce AND gravy. Don't knock it till you've tried it lads. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 21st Aug 2022 12:16pm)
  • I'd get the direct bus from edinburgh airport to buchanan bus station. Takes less time than getting the tram > train. You can get it from bus terminal D at edinburgh airport. Comes every 30 mins. Disregard this advice if you arrive at rush hour though. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 22nd Aug 2022 8:30am)
  • I was just meaning cause rush hour traffic will be murder and probably a lot slower than the train by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 22nd Aug 2022 9:46am)
  • You can get 6 massive blue rolls off amazon for a tenner. It's the stuff they use in pubs. Not the softest but lasts ages and absorbs well. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 22nd Aug 2022 12:34pm)
  • Terrible between 5-6pm. Fine after 6:30pm usually. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 22nd Aug 2022 2:43pm)
  • >(with collar up, not my choice, it was ironed in) This sub man😂😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 7:54am)
  • You know even if it's been ironed up you can just fold it down eh? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 8:53am)
  • Aye that auld chestnut by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 9:20am)
  • Agreed, service is terrible and the food is average, dunno why folk rave about it. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 2:06pm)
  • Wit? No there isn't. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 4:43pm)
  • They're owned by the same people. It's the same food. There's no confusion. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 9:19pm)
  • You sound fucking insufferable by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 24th Aug 2022 8:43am)
  • Try flying from Edinburgh, Glasgow airport is a bag of shite now. There's 50 quid flights to Riga in Latvia from Edinburgh and the accommodation on Airbnb is less than 50 quid a night for some. 300 quid for a week. Boabs yer uncle. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 25th Aug 2022 7:59am)
  • People love to say this but it really isn't. There's a direct bus to both airports from Buchanan bus station. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 25th Aug 2022 10:59am)
  • Literally no one gives a fuck. It's the west end. You'll be fine. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 26th Aug 2022 3:14pm)
  • Fuck you talking about? The centre is shut, what are cunts supposed to do with it? This is the **point** of the binmen striking. The city looks like a shitehole and they get a wage rise. Dumping stuff outside a closed recycling centre during a strike isn't fucking fly tipping. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 30th Aug 2022 7:52am)
  • 20-30 quid a week. Live alone. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 3rd Sep 2022 8:29pm)
  • About an hour after the game usually. Sometimes a bit earlier. Same place - main door at the main stand at the top of the celtic way. There's always a crowd usually cheering them onto/off the bus so just look for that. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 6th Sep 2022 12:47pm)
  • lovely by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 7th Sep 2022 3:01pm)
  • Fuck Lizzie and fuck the crown. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 9th Sep 2022 7:56am)
  • Based on the signs (next stop govan cross previous stop cessnock) this is Ibrox station. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 13th Sep 2022 8:28am)
  • Moving above a pub and complaining that they're doing pub things is arsehole behaviour. Wank. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 13th Sep 2022 12:57pm)
  • Fuck aff man. Doing glass between 10 and 11pm is absolutely sound. That's outside of quiet hours ffs it's hardly late at night. It also all depends when the glass collection is being done. When I pulled pints we couldn't leave glass for the guys that opened cause our glass was collected at 7-8am. And obviously there's no time to do it on shift. The world does not revolve around some bawbag who moves above a pub then wants to go to bed at 10pm. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 13th Sep 2022 1:25pm)
  • Yes it's completely fine. There's been nothing in that area for years but it's all been redeveloped since Barclays moved in. Even still it's mostly just warehouses and asian supermarkets. Bridge street can be a bit shite at times but it's absolutely nothing to worry about. There's a good pub nearby and you're a stones throw from the subway and the city centre. The real question is why the fuck would you want to pay 1000/1400 a month for a 1 or 2 bed in Laurieston? Much much better value for money elsewhere. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 15th Sep 2022 9:46am)
  • Laurieston before toon surely by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 15th Sep 2022 6:10pm)
  • Guy named Campbell baxter n everycunt called him twosoups. Or a guy nicknamed spider cause he went out n bought 4 pairs of jeans 20 year ago. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 15th Sep 2022 7:30pm)
  • It's been fucking shite for ages now anyway. Severely overrated. Tennents ember was the only saving grace. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 16th Sep 2022 9:07am)
  • Same. There are a few hidden gems in the city that have good punters, decent music, cheap beers and great food/drink but I'm no fucking telling yous where they are. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 16th Sep 2022 11:09am)
  • Pls delete this I don't want my favourite pub fulla redditors by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 17th Sep 2022 10:45am)
  • Legend by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 17th Sep 2022 11:14am)
  • Hahahahahaha fuck the queen you knuckle dragging greeting faced weird cunt by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 19th Sep 2022 8:47am)
  • 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 20th Sep 2022 5:01pm)
  • There isn't one tbh, they're all shite and overpriced. My car was in the garage for two weeks and I was still cheaper getting a taxi to aldi and back than I was getting an asda delivery for the same amount of messages. It's a fuckin con. If you've got amazon prime you can get deliveroo plus for free for a year which gives you free delivery but even then the prices of morrisons/asda's stuff on there is hiked up to fuck. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 21st Sep 2022 9:23am)
  • Since when do aldi deliver? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 21st Sep 2022 9:54am)
  • take a fucking guess sam by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 21st Sep 2022 10:58am)
  • Where do you live that rent is 345?!?! The fucking gaza strip? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 23rd Sep 2022 12:16pm)
  • Are you seriously on reddit complaining about a bitta cobwebs and limescale in **tollcross baths**? Cheers mate, you've finally convinced me to unsub fae this place. You cunts need a reality check. Taking pictures of the fucking ceiling tiles in a public pool ahahahahahaha. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 23rd Sep 2022 2:37pm)
  • Good shout deleting the post. Weird cunt. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 23rd Sep 2022 3:17pm)
  • Imagine choosing to live in Scotland's biggest city and greeting like fuck when it's busy. What a fucking jobby you are. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 27th Sep 2022 3:30pm)
  • Funding secured to help develop a plan. Not actually do anything about it. Money raised to line consultants pockets who will eventually hit a dead end and write the whole project off cause the landlords will refuse to lift a finger as usual. Needs council or government intervention. Then the cunts who've let it fall into disrepair need taken out the back of it and fucking shot. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 27th Sep 2022 7:08pm)
  • Brooklyn cafe is good by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 5th Oct 2022 1:05pm)
  • Where/when? Antisemitism in Glasgow is almost non existent so I'm sure there'd be reports if this sorta stuff is happening. Please stop talking shite. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 5th Oct 2022 6:50pm)
  • What's yer point? Folk shouldn't try and strike for a better wage cause other folk are worse off? Things have happened. There's been wage rises and the companies have suffered because of the strikes. Very late and a fucking stupid comment to boot. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 6th Oct 2022 11:06am)
  • I work Sunday - Thursday and always go out with a mate for a thursday club. Everycunt is about half my age nowadays but I fucking love. 6 pints n a few hawfs for me tonight. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 6th Oct 2022 3:30pm)
  • Depends where you live, where you're from and what lifestyle you're used to. I grew up with fuck all so when I went from earning minimum wage knocking my pan in for years to a 25k graduate job I felt like a fucking millionaire. But I'd say 30k is where you start to feel comfortable, especially if you live alone. I recently started making a lot more than that and I feel like somecunt is due to come and take it off me. Feels wrong. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 10th Oct 2022 10:56am)
  • STEM usually. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 10th Oct 2022 11:59am)
  • Defo man. I make nearly 60k a year now and still shop in aldi/lidl and buy most of my stuff second hand. Canny shake the habit of decades of being skint and making every penny count lol. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 10th Oct 2022 7:13pm)
  • Aye well done Columbo. 20 mile radius is helpful eh? You can still peddle it without any charge anaw. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 14th Oct 2022 8:24am)
  • Don't bother. They're all robbing bastards as it is. It was maybe standard 10 year ago when a 5 minute drive was 2.50, but not when it's nearly a tenner. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 14th Oct 2022 10:49am)
  • It may come as a shock to you but America is not the only country in the world. When you say the south to people outside of America, it usually means the south of their country. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 17th Oct 2022 8:00am)
  • Well that's absolute nonsense cause the last train from clydebank to toon is just after 11pm. Your burds been getting boabied mate. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 18th Oct 2022 5:10pm)
  • Worth noting there's 2 parkhouses in glesga. One in g53 and one in g22. Wildly different places. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 18th Oct 2022 6:28pm)
  • Enterprise do it, but they're fucking shite. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 25th Oct 2022 9:44am)
  • Brutal mate, struggle to get a pint anywhere for less than 4 quid nowadays. My local is £4 exactly but the shitehole down the road that does £3 quid tennents is starting to look more and more inviting. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 26th Oct 2022 10:15am)
  • How is this anything to do with glesga by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 26th Oct 2022 12:30pm)
  • Cunts on reddit genuinely don't live in the real world do they? Guy asking for huge pumpkins in glesga and this cunt is telling ye to try Ludwigsburg. Are you on glue mate? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 27th Oct 2022 11:57am)
  • Yer not going to get many countries that are warm in Europe at that time of year tbh. If you cba with Spain/Portugal (and I don't blame you) Southern Italy is probably your best best, but it's not cheap. That said I went to Bucharest in winter one year and it was like 25 degrees so that may be a shout. Cheap as fuck too. Nae point looking from Glasgow cause flights are shite. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 3rd Nov 2022 9:27am)
  • Been shut down for about 30 year mate 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 10th Nov 2022 2:21pm)
  • Celinos is class. Also Mora in Finnieston. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 10th Nov 2022 3:25pm)
  • No way man! Loved their scran as well. Gutter. Whats the takeaway called? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 10th Nov 2022 4:07pm)
  • absolutely bloody roastin by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 21st Nov 2022 3:30pm)
  • Ahh blatant racism by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 29th Nov 2022 1:18pm)
  • Have you considered that you're maybe just an ugly bastard? Cause you clearly don't know what the word racism means. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 30th Nov 2022 11:34am)
  • Aldi middle isle stuff is good and quite cheap. Avoid amazon if you can it's fulla chinese shite with the prices hiked up. If you want to spend a bit more I've found asda stuff to be good as well. Can get some good cast iron in charity shops as well if thats yer hing. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 1st Dec 2022 2:34pm)
  • Probably suhin burning mate by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 1st Dec 2022 2:51pm)
  • Who actually gives a fuck. Mwi cunts take it up and down aw the time. Have a day aff. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 5th Dec 2022 12:00pm)
  • Sorry pal am hard of hearing can ye say that again just a wee bit louder by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 12th Dec 2022 12:46am)
  • Those aren't reindeer mate. Just normal deer. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 12th Dec 2022 11:17am)
  • It's the first article on the Wikipedia page about the area, which is the first thing that comes up when you Google it. Couldn't have done that much research mate. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 15th Dec 2022 8:47am)
  • 1. Rejoin the EU 2. Fix the fucking trains. Put caps on fares and actually start investing in the underlying infrastructure, as well as the drivers themselves. We need more links especially to the highlands and we could be doing with high speed rail in some form or other. 3. Attempt to sort the housing market before we end up like the rest of the UK. We're arguably there already but we need to be seeing caps on rent increases and power taken away from landlords. Restrictions on second homes especially for non residents of Scotland would be great but that's a fucking pipe dream really. 4. Do something about drugs in Scotland. Legalising ganja would be a good start but we are terrible as a country for booze and hard drugs too. Not only do we need to start decriminalizing stuff to get the death count down, we need to start heavily investing in treatment rooms. Also education, test kits etc for the rest of the party drugs that are rife in every kitchen and pub toilet. 5. Sort the bastarding ferries out before something catastrophic happens. I think with the power we've got currently we actually do a lot of things right as a small country. If you think about benefits like the free bus travel for under 21s, the free dental care for under 26s, free prescriptions etc we really are quite forward thinking in comparison with how the rest of the UK is run. Ideally under our own governance things like that would continue. Paying for it is another issue though. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 15th Dec 2022 2:25pm)
  • Naw they fucking shouldn't. If they want me to pay out my arse for council tax they can grit the fucking roads themselves. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 15th Dec 2022 5:06pm)
  • You are fucking right I will mate by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 15th Dec 2022 6:06pm)
  • They do it in waxys by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 20th Dec 2022 11:52am)
  • Anycunt looking to get murdered chopped up n chucked in the clyde look no further by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 23rd Dec 2022 5:53pm)
  • You just need to watch cunts on reddit man. How do you know there's no ulterior motives? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 23rd Dec 2022 11:09pm)
  • Bonk by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 23rd Dec 2022 11:08pm)
  • ![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC) by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 24th Dec 2022 12:46am)
  • Depends when you drink surely? I get a nice clean pint and good chat from the staff in my local since I'm always there. If I'm meeting somecunt for a pint in spoons or whatever it's bang average service which is acceptable to me since I don't care that much. Go round the corner to waxeys and you'll get a shite pint and a face like a slapped arse serving it. Pick better pubs is the answer. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 26th Dec 2022 1:52pm)
  • The irony of calling somebody thick while using the word "jamp" ya daft bastard hahahaha by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 2nd Jan 2023 11:48pm)
  • It's been extremely popular for about 6-7 years now. If I had to guess why I'd say it's probably just glasgow's student population growing and also them gaining a big following on fb/insta so more people know about them and their 80p vodkas etc. Basically a snowball situation. It was kinda underground back in 2009/10 when they hosted smaller bands and played proper indie/punk tunes but as with everything else they've seen how much money they can make and just started catering to the masses. Joy division and the smiths on repeat all night and venoms available from the bar. Can't blame them really, they must be raking it in. I'm a bit auld for it now but I honestly think even with them playing loads of mainstream tunes and letting any old cunt in it's still good. It's a glesga institution everycunt should experience at least once. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 3rd Jan 2023 11:47am)
  • How did they prove it was you driving? Just out of interest by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 5th Jan 2023 12:07am)
  • Fantastic by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 10th Jan 2023 6:37pm)
  • Tell them to get to fuck? No that hard. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 18th Jan 2023 3:30pm)
  • Naw ye wouldn't stevie420. Away smoke another bong. Hashheed. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 19th Jan 2023 12:57pm)
  • That is just completely false. Income tax and national insurance make up a fair chunk of the government spending budget, a shitload of which goes to welfare. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 19th Jan 2023 12:56pm)
  • Utter utter shite. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 19th Jan 2023 1:52pm)
  • Wits yer point caller? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 19th Jan 2023 2:36pm)
  • What a virgin you are hahaha. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 19th Jan 2023 5:19pm)
  • DELETED Fucking hilarious man. If you type tattoo into the search bar and scroll back a cutla years on here you'll see it being the most recommended shop in the city. Reason number 230403 not to take advice from cunts on reddit. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 23rd Jan 2023 2:17pm)
  • What a fanny you are by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 25th Jan 2023 1:28am)
  • How many zombies could ye kill per day realistically? 3, 4 maybe? I imagine fighting a whole person who wants to eat you no matter the cost would be difficult. Even if you killed 5 zombies a day on Arran it would take you 3 years to rid the island of its 5000 strong population, assuming they're all zombies of course. Maybe a gun, or a few pals would help, but not by much. The seas are also regularly rough as fuck, fine for a well maintained ferry to navigate but what are you planning on doing boat runs in? A wee speedboat? Sounds disastrous, you'd be at the bottom of the firth before a zombie killed you. I think yer onto plums with that one mate. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 25th Jan 2023 1:26am)
  • Fair enough. Stupid amount of deer on Arran anaw. Could learn to shoot and be set for life. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 25th Jan 2023 1:32am)
  • Nocunt queues to get on a train ya daft cunt hahahaha by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 25th Jan 2023 3:13pm)
  • I'm city break daft. If you jump on skyscanner and do Edinburgh to anywhere > whole month of feb/march you'll find loads of cheap places. Then it's just about sifting through until you find dates that suit ye. Guarantee you could get a 3-4 day weekend break for under 200 quid total. If you need a hand I'm happy to help. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 1st Feb 2023 2:05pm)
  • Second for St Lukes and the winged ox. Scran/beers is banging and right beside the barras. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 1st Feb 2023 5:08pm)
  • [There's even a burnistoun sketch about it lmao](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biL8oS_R8gc) by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 1st Feb 2023 5:11pm)
  • Gutter. Cheapest pint in the southside. Still doing Tennents at 2.75. Like others are saying the pub is a proper community hub for a lot of pensioners and auld folk in the surrounding areas. My granda and his pals drank in there for about 20 years before he passed. Just auld glesga boys with no phones or no way of contacting each other than meeting in the pub. Shame. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 12:22pm)
  • If you jump in front of a motor that's 10m away doing 20mph, you're going to be hit by that car at roughly 5mph. Nocunt dies by getting hit by a car going 5mph. See how that works, bawbag? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 4th Feb 2023 4:33pm)
  • If yer going to Vienna check out the aqua terra zoo. It's a multi story aquarium built into an auld soviet flak tower with monkeys and animals just cutting about inside it. Huge outdoor market round the corner as well for a pint and a sausage after. Great day oot. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 4th Feb 2023 4:30pm)
  • Hahahahaa I would 100% call you a bawbag to your face and you would do fuck all about it. Hilarious talking about internet hardmen when you're implying you'd do suhin. Pipe down wee man. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 4th Feb 2023 9:39pm)
  • Fuck up bawbag by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 5th Feb 2023 11:39am)
  • Stop greeting by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 5th Feb 2023 11:52am)
  • You clearly don't get out much. This is how cunts talk to wee fannies like you. Sheltered as fuck hahahaha. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 5th Feb 2023 11:57am)
  • Sheltered wee guy confirmed. Ooo the banter is aff chewing the fat. Pipe down bawbag. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 5th Feb 2023 12:26pm)
  • I don't think you've ever been on a night out or in a pub in your life if you think this is some mental way of speaking. Calling somecunt a bawbag for saying something stupid as fuck is fairly common in real life in Glasgow mate. Unless you're sheltered. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 5th Feb 2023 12:31pm)
  • Just buy a nicotine free vape if yer that desperate for more breaks. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 5th Feb 2023 12:38pm)
  • You'll no be physically or mentally addicted to nicotine though which is the real kicker surely? If yer just vaping water vapour all day it's no going to have that much of an effect on you. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 5th Feb 2023 12:42pm)
  • Lot of absolute shite. At strathy and GU maybe aye but first and second year at uws/gcu is a glorified college course. Stop gatekeeping education ya weird cunt. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 7th Feb 2023 4:08pm)
  • How is a degree not equal everywhere? It's still the same qualification by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 7th Feb 2023 5:20pm)
  • It's fulla shawlands hipsters and weird middle aged guys trying to pull them nowadays, but you get a nice clean pint for a good price, a shot on the jukebox and a good seat. Still a good pub. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 9th Feb 2023 1:48pm)
  • It's safe unless you're scared of cunts with shite mustaches, beanie hats or cords. Avoid if so. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 15th Feb 2023 6:40pm)
  • Lidl in partick. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 22nd Feb 2023 9:43am)
  • >A friend of mine took a relatively senior position at Glasgow uni where for one reason or another she sees all the complaints about folk. Basically said there are about 3 non-complete-bastard professors in the entire medical school, it seems. Shocker! /s I fucking love folk that make a cunt of it on here. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 22nd Feb 2023 1:29pm)
  • How the fuck is this at -10 man. Fuck me. We cut our grass with a fucking grasscutter. Mow their lawn?? Fuck off. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 23rd Feb 2023 12:26pm)
  • The guys name is AngryAngryScotsman ffs, is it really too much to ask to stop fucking Americanising everything? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 23rd Feb 2023 1:19pm)
  • I don't really care but I would just quite like **somewhere**, anywhere even on the internet where I don't have to have shitey american culture and phrasings forced upon me on every post. You'd think a subreddit for a Scottish city where the poster(s) in question are Scottish would be free of that but here we are. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 23rd Feb 2023 1:27pm)
  • Casual xenophobia 😂😂😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 23rd Feb 2023 1:43pm)
  • That is exactly what youve just done ya fucking weapon by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 8th Mar 2023 11:20am)
  • Aye clamped. See ye later dickhead. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 8th Mar 2023 11:29am)
  • You're comparing your mental health issues to a womans family dying in front of her ya fucking moonunit. It's nothing to do with anyone's feelings, you're just attention seeking. "Y'all". Fuck off you weird incel roaster. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 8th Mar 2023 11:27am)
  • 1. Go downstairs and punch their cunt in 2. Phone the polis and keep phoning them 3. Phone the cooncil and keep phoning them as well 4. Buy earplugs 5. Slide a tray of frozen pish under their door or through their letterbox That should be the lot covered eh lads? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 9th Mar 2023 5:17pm)
  • No very good at the auld reading are you pal? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 9th Mar 2023 5:29pm)
  • Big feed in govan is back as of last weekend and it's always decent. Wee bit on the pricey side for what you get but good tunes, decent food/drinks selection, dug friendly and it's always pretty busy. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 12th Mar 2023 11:56am)
  • What a fucking ridiculous comparison. Those docks are derelict and haven't been used for years and the whole area surrounding them is a total shitehole. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 26th Mar 2023 8:46am)
  • No they haven't, this is not spot on at all, it's completely uninformed and just wrong. They've sent OP an email because you need to put your name, address and email into iPlayer when you sign up. They've then checked that address against addresses with a tv licence in their database and it has shown up as unlicensed so they sent an email to the email address OP registered with. The BBC do not send requests to ISP's and even if they did ISP's would have no legal requirement to provide that information. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 27th Mar 2023 9:56am)
  • That's plenty by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 30th Mar 2023 9:14pm)
  • Aye nowadays they leave empty crisp packets in yer motor rather than stab you to death by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 30th Mar 2023 9:15pm)
  • > I’m in my 30’s now and don’t remember kids this young being this bad. It was definitely a million times worse in the 90s/00s than it is now. The statistics prove it as well. The difference is kids were just running about housing schemes with machetes and stanleys tearing each other apart rather than going into the toon. Much more localised. There's an influx of young folk kicking about the town nowadays cause there's a lot more for them to do in terms of underage gigs and events and stuff. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 31st Mar 2023 12:41pm)
  • > But this is like buying a house in late 2007 right now. Yet house prices have risen by about 90% even since then. If this is like buying a house in 2007 then yer money is relatively safe. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 3rd Apr 2023 10:31pm)
  • You left a 12 year old handheld camcorder that you've never transferred footage off of on the bus... and that guy is the fucking doughball? Fuck you and yer camera ya fanny hahahaha by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 4th Apr 2023 1:17pm)
  • Subways fucked by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 6th Apr 2023 6:18am)
  • Afore is a brilliant word. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 17th Apr 2023 1:25pm)
  • What is the fucking point in this 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 23rd Apr 2023 11:29am)
  • Hand them in to the subway surely?? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 25th Apr 2023 3:09pm)
  • Which part of this makes the union staff look bad exactly? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 26th Apr 2023 9:14am)
  • >Union staff annoyed when their demands were met but not in writing like they demanded. Seemingly the bosses couldn’t win even when they tried to immediately solve the problem Hardly the big "gotcha" this twitter poster thinks it is 😂 God forbid the union gets anything in writing before actually standing down or agreeing to anything further. Definitely not like management would verbally agree to it and backtrack on it later down the line if it wasn't in writing eh? Bit of a riddy posting this tbh. Pretty tame screenshots. Don't see anything particularly bad here. Up the workers. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 26th Apr 2023 9:11am)
  • I'm part of an engineers union and have represented one in the past so yes I know how unions work bawbag. You realise part time workers have the some employee rights and the same right to unionise as full time workers eh? Sacking folk for unionising is literally illegal. And where does it say 17 folk have lost their jobs? If that's true surely it's the employer you should have a gripe with for sacking folk for unionising? This is bootlicking scab patter. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 26th Apr 2023 9:19am)
  • I deleted my comment to your other reply as you'd replied to this comment and I was going to include it. You realise the entire point of trade unions is to protect employees right? Everything you listed there is just the union dismissing the employer who's trying to engage in dialogue outwith the union discussion. It's pretty common for shady employers to do this. Refuse to sit at the table with the union but try and discuss union issues with union staff during day to day work. Trying to get other non union staff on side to create a divide is another common union busting tactic. It's just a shite employer being a shite employer and I'm not really sure why you'd defend that. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 26th Apr 2023 9:23am)
  • I've read all the screenshots but I haven't read through 8 testimonies of former employees nah. Still don't see what the issue is with those messages. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 26th Apr 2023 9:28am)
  • Sound. Any thoughts on anything I said? Or you just going to continue ignoring the points I made because you have no valid argument here? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 26th Apr 2023 9:42am)
  • Very contextual I would say. Can be used as a sign of affection as well as in the negative "you're a bam" sorta way. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 27th Apr 2023 5:03pm)
  • It's fucking shite now and no tennents on tap by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 5th May 2023 8:17am)
  • Do you actually need someone on the internet to decide that for you? Maybe we can help you choose a pair of socks in the morning anaw? Phone and complain or don't. Who gives a fuck. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 9th May 2023 5:11pm)
  • There was a junkie on the bridge at the overpass with a fishing rod trying to see if he could catch a mountain bike aff a roofrack. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 11th May 2023 7:16pm)
  • I genuinely thought that was a belter anaw. Gid imagery. Maybe I'm just out of touch. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 12th May 2023 2:56pm)
  • Dunno why ur getting downvoted I worked with one of them years ago and he was the biggest gimp ever 😂 fat cunt could hardly walk 10 yards to go for a pish nevermind throw a jab by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 14th May 2023 5:44pm)
  • UV powder 😂😂😂 Nae bother inspector gadget by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 17th May 2023 9:40pm)
  • He has since been sacked. Doesn't work there any more. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 20th May 2023 8:49am)
  • Very recently. Within the last month or so. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 20th May 2023 8:50pm)
  • Maybe for the cunt to get identified and charged with a hate crime Johnny. Were you dropped on the heed as a wain? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 22nd May 2023 7:44am)
  • Hilarious if you're from Glasgow and can't understand what she's saying. It's "Get tae fuck. Oot this toon away back tae yer ain country. Ya wee p-word dirty....". Utter scumbags man. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 22nd May 2023 7:41am)
  • For as much as I think the polis are shite they are usually pretty good at charging racists if a video gains traction online. Has happened multiple times at football games where a cunt has been picked out from thousands and charged so if this persons face is on video and identified too I see no real reason why they wouldn't be able to. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 22nd May 2023 7:51am)
  • https://news.stv.tv/west-central/three-teenagers-charged-over-alleged-racist-attack-on-indian-students-in-glasgow-city-centre There you go ya fucking tadger hahahaha. Cunts have been charged. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 24th May 2023 8:44am)
  • No because unlike you most people are normal and not mad chronically online ultra offended weirdos. Take a day aff. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 24th May 2023 10:30am)
  • A dangerous accusation hahahaha shut the fuck up you utter gimp by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 25th May 2023 7:02pm)
  • > by resuming masking in venues til the pandemic is over And what stage would we need to get to for you to consider "the pandemic to be over" exactly? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 26th May 2023 9:25am)
  • When the majority of the population are vaccinated and deaths are not spiking/at a stable level. That happened about a year and a bit ago. Since you've answered my question with a question, when would you consider it to be over? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 26th May 2023 9:31am)
  • Ah right so you're unable to actually answer what stage you think we'd need to be at for the pandemic to be considered "over". Basically what you're saying is we should all mask up and stay at home indefinitely for years to come. No irony at all in your "#learntolivewithit" eh? 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 26th May 2023 9:45am)
  • Belter. You cunts are fucking professionals at dodging questions. Just you wear yer wee mask n stay in the hoose mate. We'll all go on enjoying ourselves. Wet wipe. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 26th May 2023 9:54am)
  • > how do you answer that when literally there's no indoor clean air in packed out venues Hilarious you've had a meltdown and replied to yourself 4 times on here and still you literally do not know what you're talking about. Venues like the hydro (the one you mentioned in your first comment that started all this) have state of the art ventilation systems. But don't take my word for it, there's plenty of sources online detailing exactly what it does and how they purpose build it for places like that : https://www.passivent.com/app/uploads/2022/01/PassiventLiterature_CaseStudy_SSEHydro-AW-Digital.pdf https://scotstreamlimited.co.uk/cases/sse-hydro/ https://www.passivent.com/case-study/sse-hydro-arena-glasgow/ You are both fearmongering and talking out your arse. The pandemic is over pal. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 26th May 2023 3:13pm)
  • You realise you are commenting on a public forum eh? As much as you might think this is akin to your own facebook page where you can spout nonsense without being challenged, it isn't. I'm also not "weirdly analysing" your comments, I'm replying to the information you're sharing that is not only misinformed but just complete shite. You constantly spout shite about "clean air" in your last 20+ posts while simultaneously knowing fuck all about it. Absolutely bizarre. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 26th May 2023 3:40pm)
  • The average salary in Glasgow is about 30k = 2000pcm after tax. How are folk affording 6 ton a month car before even insuring it? Madness. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 29th May 2023 10:19pm)
  • DELETED That is not the squinty bridge by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 1st Jun 2023 9:41pm)
  • In what world is 450 quid a month expensive 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 9th Jun 2023 8:27pm)
  • £450 a month is high rents hahahaha you are either smoking crack or this is ragebait by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 9th Jun 2023 9:37pm)
  • Nocunt is doing the north coast 500 in a ferrari 😂 utter nonsense by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 15th Jun 2023 8:40am)
  • Are unions bad or no Johnny? Make up yer mind wee man by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 21st Jun 2023 6:02pm)
  • Utter nonsense. These dogs can grow up to 85kg and were bred to kill bulls. There's a reason pitbulls are banned and there's a reason these dogs are killing more people than any other breed in the UK. I actually like the breed a lot but you'd be daft to say they aren't dangerous. These dogs should be heavily regulated and only owned by folk who know exactly how to keep, treat and train them. Anything else is an accident waiting to happen. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 6th Jul 2023 3:27pm)
  • Even if that's true and we say that all dog breeds are at baseline the same level of dangerous and aggressive, surely you can concede that these dogs in particular are more dangerous than most due to their sheer size, bite power, muscularity etc? These dogs have the ability to kill and maim in a way other dogs of different breeds with the same level of aggression simply don't have. Hence my initial point. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 6th Jul 2023 3:41pm)
  • How are they not? Just because some American kennel clubs are lobbying like fuck to try and portay these dogs as "nanny dogs" doesn't change the fact they are just gigantic overbred pitbulls. They are directly bred from pitbulls and other types of bull dog which have been used for bull baiting for centuries. Bullies share the same characteristics and behaviour if not worse of most of those dogs bred to kill. AND the breed has only been around for 30-40 years max. It's simply not enough time to breed out the aggressive and dangerous characteristics of these dogs. Cunts can call them nanny dogs all they want but it's just not true. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 6th Jul 2023 7:00pm)
  • Do you know what bull baiting is? 😂😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 6th Jul 2023 7:05pm)
  • Yeah I know that. What's yer point caller? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 7th Jul 2023 8:39am)
  • >Nightshift workers generally finish at 7am so this doesn't apply. And what about all the pub and club workers that finish between 1am - 5am? >Clubs give their staff lifts/taxis home for the most part to avoid stalkers/drunk creeps. Very few places do this. You genuinely have no idea what you're talking about. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 10th Jul 2023 9:35am)
  • >I was so surprised when it was listed as the least green city in the UK You are totally wrong. That study was about the city centres of each city. Not the entire city. Glasgow and Edinburgh are ranked top 1 and 2 in terms of total green space across the entire city. With Glasgow at 32% and Edinburgh at 49%. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 12th Jul 2023 11:50am)
  • Literally nocunt asked ya fucking ghoul. This is a thread about taxis. Spout your shite somewhere else. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 17th Jul 2023 8:20am)
  • Hahaha changing the subject to something that was mentioned in passing and has absolutely nothing to do with what your comment was about. It's as if you just kick off and start typing as soon as anyone says the C word on here, blabbering shite about how it's not gone away. It's fucking bot behaviour. Like a shite sleeper agent for covid data. Bizarre. Surely you can see by the amount of downvotes and folk arguing with you on every post you make that no one cares? Please fuck off. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 17th Jul 2023 8:36am)
  • Touch grass you fucking weirdo by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 17th Jul 2023 9:23am)
  • I was an engineer at my last work for 4 years and a unite member for two of those. The first two years my wage increased by 3% total. The third year (when I joined the union) they secured us a 14% rise with the threat of strike action and another 9% + less hours on shift the year later. There's my first hand experience. Is that denial of reality anaw? You're a fucking embarrassing cunt coming on here slagging unions and defending millionaires. Proper wee guy behaviour. Would put money on you never having put in a proper days graft in your life. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 20th Jul 2023 12:58pm)
  • Celebrating killing catholics is not the same as commemorating cunts who died fighting for their country against the british empire. Weird that. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 21st Jul 2023 10:29am)
  • I am not happy to commemorate it at all and I don't support the actions of the IRA in any regard. What I do understand is that the troubles spawned of necessity rather than genocide. I was simply pointing out that celebrating a 300 year old battle about catholic genocide is not the same thing as celebrating the IRA. Calling it hypocrisy is just daft. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 21st Jul 2023 10:51am)
  • Your reading comprehension is fucking terrible eh? Absolutely no where did I say that. Dunno what I expect from a guy supporting the OO. It's clear you're thick as fuck hahaha. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 21st Jul 2023 10:59am)
  • What is your point exactly? Obviously the IRA were terrorists but it's stuff that all happened in recent history and that living, present day folk in Scotland/Ireland were and still are impacted by directly. I was simply pointing out that celebrating a 300 year old battle based on killing catholics is not even in the same ballpark as commemorating members of the IRA fighting for their country's freedom. One of them is just blatant racism/sectarianism that no one in the present day has any business supporting. The other is admittedly quite a polarising topic but one that at least directly affects people involved. I'm not condoning any of the actions of either side of the conflict in ireland, I'm pointing out that you calling it hypocrisy is just completely wrong. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 21st Jul 2023 10:57am)
  • Scummy people says the guy supporting nazis on reddit. Shut up ya fucking virgin hahahaha. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 24th Jul 2023 11:14am)
  • Well which HA is it? Some of them are good, some of them are shite, some of them are no bad. Majority of them are better than private landlords. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 27th Jul 2023 1:43pm)
  • There are daily flights from Edinburgh to Oslo. No idea where you're looking. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 28th Jul 2023 9:22am)
  • DELETED Eccies are a tenner mate. If yer paying 20 quid a pop you're getting taken for a ride. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 31st Jul 2023 3:48pm)
  • Approaching people at work is not sexual harassment you fucking weirdo. It's a shite thing to do and not recommended but calling it sexual harassment is severely out of touch. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 5th Aug 2023 11:31am)
  • Spot the posh cunts in this thread never having heard of a baw hum 😂 100% a thing. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 16th Aug 2023 8:09am)
  • Mandatory sentencing does seem to work in the Uk though eh? We do it for firearms. 5 years shoved up yer arse if you're caught with a shooter regardless of if its your first offence or not. It makes it not worth the risk which it is right now because the sentences are tame. They should be looking at the same for carrying certain types of blades etc. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 16th Aug 2023 4:46pm)
  • Shut up you daft old cunt. Scottish universities are still ranked among the best in the world. Away back to posting in /r/femboys you fucking weirdo. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 18th Aug 2023 8:42am)
  • Ah look a 50 year old snob from kelvindale who posts pictures of his face, his dug, AND his boaby on reddit for everyone to see. One reverse image search reveals where you work and everything about you. Why are snooty cunts like you so fucking daft? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 22nd Aug 2023 12:22pm)
  • Maybe because it was legal then 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 29th Aug 2023 12:52pm)
  • No it fucking isn't 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 29th Aug 2023 12:55pm)
  • It wasn't banned until 2004. Dunno where you've got '93 from. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 29th Aug 2023 1:09pm)
  • No rougher than most areas of the city. Govan and ibrox are fulla hipsters and English folk these days. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 6th Sep 2023 10:51pm)
  • That is absolutely not how large infrastructure projects work hahahaha. You can't just plan and scope a massive citywide tram network with a million moving parts then use money to take months off the completion date like it's a video game 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 9th Sep 2023 11:48am)
  • Shittest troll post in a while by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 18th Sep 2023 6:15pm)
  • Jesus lol I'm old enough to remember when Cafe strange brew was an internet cafe and video shop. That yoghurt shop was fairly recent. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 19th Sep 2023 4:35pm)
  • Loads of the adjacent schemes are very poor. Carnwadrick, Eastwood/Manswood, Thornliebank etc all very deprived areas. Getting better now though. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 20th Sep 2023 9:22am)
  • Such a ridiculous location for it as well. Used to be 10 mins from the city centre now it's miles away and only really accessible by car. At an event that focuses on food and alcohol. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 21st Sep 2023 2:56pm)
  • Its a 30 minute walk from the station. Hardly a short walk. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 22nd Sep 2023 3:12pm)
  • It's called classism mate, and you won't find many folk on here who've experienced it. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 3rd Oct 2023 9:58am)
  • I was implying /r/Glasgow is full of middle class cunts, not that working class folk don't use reddit. You daft bastard. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 3rd Oct 2023 10:03am)
  • Victor Morris by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Fri 6th Oct 2023 2:33pm)
  • Felt so bad for going 7mph over the speed limit? 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 15th Oct 2023 3:08pm)
  • Ah yes the clyde tunnel famous for its many pedestrians by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sun 15th Oct 2023 5:58pm)
  • Wow what an absolute gutter. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 18th Oct 2023 12:45pm)
  • Literally who gives a fuck. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 19th Oct 2023 9:00am)
  • It's called a scam by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 23rd Oct 2023 9:42am)
  • What a weird thing to say. What glory is there in palestine or ukraine right now? It's not a football match you daft cunt. Maybe he just doesn't like fucking genocide. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 23rd Oct 2023 12:24pm)
  • A bake sale for Palestine 😭😭 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 24th Oct 2023 4:17pm)
  • Do you have any pictures of him? Old or otherwise. Facial recognition technology is getting so good now that it can find peoples accounts etc just from their face. Worth a shot. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 24th Oct 2023 7:04pm)
  • Pollok by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 2nd Nov 2023 8:20am)
  • You are a complete fool if you seriously think it doesn't happen anymore 😂 by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 6th Nov 2023 1:15pm)
  • No cunt is saying it's required but it's quite an obvious answer if you want to keep your neighbours happy, which you seem to want considering your post 😂 on top of that it's a vape and you only need about 5 draws to get a good buzz off it so you're hardly going to be outside for ages. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Sat 11th Nov 2023 7:34pm)
  • DELETED No cunt cares about your shite maltese you weird cunt by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 13th Nov 2023 9:22am)
  • It is not in Govan. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Tue 28th Nov 2023 3:43pm)
  • Which is also not in Govan. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 29th Nov 2023 7:39pm)
  • A google cert is getting you fuck all but I know plenty of folk with Cisco or MS certs and no degree that got them in the door. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Thu 7th Dec 2023 1:35pm)
  • the tube? by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Mon 11th Dec 2023 4:16pm)
  • Well it's the price of it obviously. Cooncil you can get for as low as 30 quid a gram these days whereas yer average prop is still about 80-90. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 20th Dec 2023 12:35am)
  • Well it's the price of it obviously. Cooncil you can get for as low as 30 quid a gram these days whereas yer average prop is still about 80-90. by EfeAmbroseBallonDor (Wed 20th Dec 2023 12:35am)