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  • Yeah. If it's fake I'd gladly buy the author a pint. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 7th Jan 2019 9:50pm)
  • Gerry Cinnamon twice and no Anxiety? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Jan 2019 8:35am)
  • Lucky 7, Hyndland Fox, Darcy's, Committee Room 9, October (in Princes Square) The Innis & Gunn sites are through them too. If you include Iona Pub, their leasing company, they own some pretty surprising places too. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Jan 2019 9:58am)
  • The original owner's wife. They went bankrupt because he hadn't been paying NI on his staff's wages so the company got transferred and traded again. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Jan 2019 10:04am)
  • Nope, Inn Deep is Williams. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Jan 2019 10:05am)
  • Mono is absolutely not owned by Williams... by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Jan 2019 10:21am)
  • Hi Chuck! Didn't realise you posted here. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Jan 2019 10:32am)
  • Never. It's always been Craig Tannock (and his wife). https://inews.co.uk/news/uk/glasgow-music-festival-vegan-connections-continues-long-history-gigs-veganism/ by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Jan 2019 10:31am)
  • He plays in one of your favourite bands cutting about Glasgow just now... by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Jan 2019 10:47am)
  • No, that was ten years ago. Username checks out... by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Jan 2019 1:02pm)
  • Is it on a wooden floor? Get a couple of rugs under it. You can be totally silent in your own gaff and it be noisy as fuck downstairs, unfortunately, if it's rocking about on the floor. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Jan 2019 1:06pm)
  • You drop something on your wooden floor and it makes a little noise. Downstairs have a whole room to amplify that noise, like a big speaker. You'll know it when you have upstairs neighbours with wooden floors who wear dress shoes too. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Jan 2019 2:34pm)
  • No, because of the way it vibrates. I'm no audiologist but I have lived downstairs from a flat like that. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Jan 2019 4:47pm)
  • Yes indeed. Had it on Stockewell Street, then the club too, then King Street, but it was when King Street was open that this happened. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 9th Jan 2019 8:59am)
  • Scotsman Hotel... by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 9th Jan 2019 9:02am)
  • Back to nature. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 9th Jan 2019 12:59pm)
  • I just Googled what an elliptical trainer actually is. Ooft. That's gonna shake the whole place. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 9th Jan 2019 5:26pm)
  • Gerry Cinnamon is a certified Grade-A, Z-List, roaster. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 9th Jan 2019 8:13pm)
  • Absolutely. people will be battering *each other* to get a shot at battering him now. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Jan 2019 10:01am)
  • Aye, and this is the stuff he's showing us. Cunt's probably got his private video collection too. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Jan 2019 10:44am)
  • And what about the other 99%, the ones that are freaked out but this sleazy cunt? You think he just shags every bird he speaks to? There's gonna be lassies going home in tears every day because of this prick. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Jan 2019 10:46am)
  • Where did you find that out? That's the absolute last job he should be doing. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Jan 2019 1:50pm)
  • That might be me actually. Can you remind me of the long card number, the expiry date and the three numbers on the back please? Cheers. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Jan 2019 4:14pm)
  • TIL, I'm in 'monk mode'. Nice. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Jan 2019 12:38pm)
  • He's been in the jail before. If they want to do him for this, they'll find something. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Jan 2019 12:40pm)
  • "We did it Reddit!" by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Jan 2019 1:58pm)
  • Would love to see how he gets on chatting folk up in the jail. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Jan 2019 2:00pm)
  • There's a thought. He's probably a hero to some weirdo site/blog/sub-Reddit. Somebody's going to want in on these column inches. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Jan 2019 5:04pm)
  • Love Music is pretty shite. Mono for new stuff and Mixed Up for second hand. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 13th Jan 2019 2:46pm)
  • Insomnia? Only when served with valium. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 14th Jan 2019 10:19am)
  • Cunts dumping ashtrays out their motor at the side of the road is definitely still a thing. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 14th Jan 2019 1:31pm)
  • Nah, it's usually just some confused bam you get. Or a shop. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 14th Jan 2019 1:52pm)
  • Ah, right. Monorail then. Listings, tickets and actual gigs all in one place. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Jan 2019 8:59am)
  • Having to put their window down to fling a fag out. Fucking rank bastards. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Jan 2019 11:29pm)
  • I still call it Building and Printing. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 16th Jan 2019 12:25pm)
  • Send him that eBay link for the old bottle. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 16th Jan 2019 12:51pm)
  • Today I learned what 'hamesucken' is. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 16th Jan 2019 2:35pm)
  • We've all tried it... by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 16th Jan 2019 4:13pm)
  • “Oh my f***ing God, I tried to kill my mum. You better get on to that.” Jesus. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 16th Jan 2019 5:33pm)
  • Gotta raise that £500 million somehow. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 19th Jan 2019 1:31pm)
  • The back door of Inn Deep overlooks the Kelvin. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 20th Jan 2019 3:53pm)
  • MacSorely missed. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 20th Jan 2019 3:58pm)
  • He's no wanting the Clyde. Radisson Red would have been my shout if he was into looking at the Clyde. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 20th Jan 2019 5:50pm)
  • This is about bedbugs too. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 21st Jan 2019 10:50am)
  • Why Clydebank/Faifley? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 21st Jan 2019 3:03pm)
  • I'm assuming you don't know Govanhill. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 21st Jan 2019 4:13pm)
  • Understandable, then. Pretty sure they like to live in filth. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 21st Jan 2019 4:31pm)
  • Good on you. I used Bla Bla car in Europe and it's a brilliant idea. I don't know why more people don't car share. If I was unemployed I'd join you. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Jan 2019 2:00pm)
  • How do you know? You weren't there. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Jan 2019 2:44pm)
  • More likely to getting a doing for saying "is all" in Glasgow mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Jan 2019 2:41pm)
  • Standard stuff for these days. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Jan 2019 5:13pm)
  • *Pixies by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Jan 2019 5:13pm)
  • She's been about for years. Twitch and Wilkes used to record as Mark Hill and Kelvin Bridge. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 23rd Jan 2019 9:26am)
  • Can still walk in, shagger. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 23rd Jan 2019 10:47am)
  • He worked in security, right? Went by 'Billy', but we know his real name. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 23rd Jan 2019 11:17am)
  • One of these a week now. What ever happened to actually, you know, exploring? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 23rd Jan 2019 6:51pm)
  • Viz made that joke. Understandably. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 24th Jan 2019 11:54am)
  • Maybe just around schools would have been a start, though. Areas of high footfall. Fucking Holyrood was surrounded by sheets of ice and weans skiting all over the place. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 24th Jan 2019 11:56am)
  • One janny covering loads of schools, cycling about with a big bag of grit while the council whizz past in their Rolls Royce, soaking him. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 24th Jan 2019 12:17pm)
  • What? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 24th Jan 2019 3:22pm)
  • Bit late. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 24th Jan 2019 4:25pm)
  • Haha! Cool. Wondered if it was maybe somebody in Govanhill noising me up for being posh... by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 24th Jan 2019 5:06pm)
  • > bitten by anything poisonous Venomous. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Jan 2019 9:37am)
  • Chilli's is great. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Jan 2019 12:49pm)
  • Huge fan but that just looks boring. Wheeling out the hits for a crowd that want the hits; it's not exactly what they were ever about. Seen them several times over the years and they were always mind blowing but this, 20 years on, might not have been quite as good. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 29th Jan 2019 8:04am)
  • https://www.thepluralofvinyl.com/ by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Feb 2019 9:44am)
  • Why has the Record kept in, "bevying in the taxi etc"? That's illegal and the poor cunt driver could lose his license. I think he's suffered enough. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Feb 2019 1:26pm)
  • In a plane? Fuck yeah. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 9th Feb 2019 12:33pm)
  • Sunshine Number 1 on Cathcart Road might well be everything you need. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Feb 2019 9:02am)
  • Loved that place when it was the Lost Chord. Used to always grab a couple of exotic porno mags when I was in too, and one time the owner stuck in a freebie. It was a swingers magazine, of which he was the editor. I know that because it had a photo of him with a lovely big dog in the introduction. As an 18 year-old first year student, this was quite eye-opening. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Feb 2019 4:27pm)
  • When I first started going to my usual place it was £8 so I'd give them a tenner. Last time I went I needed a pound coin so I gave him a tenner and just asked for a quid back. He showed me the sign and told me it had gone up to £11 ages ago but it was still a tenner for me. So yeah, tip if you're gonna go back. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Feb 2019 10:08pm)
  • > @PauzeRadio wrote: “Lmao.” Fascinating insight. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 15th Feb 2019 10:17am)
  • They've got people chapping their door to see if they're pan. But they're not, they're just busy. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 15th Feb 2019 1:51pm)
  • Cunt just sitting there in his burst bean bag stinking of pish Googling "reddit mcdonalds". by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 17th Feb 2019 9:00pm)
  • > Unfortunately the enquiry form doesnt work Absolutely typical. So many people telling you to contact the council, as if that's a simple task. Phoned them earlier and eventually got through to the right department, and heard a recoded message tell me that that department closes at 1pm each day. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 18th Feb 2019 4:09pm)
  • Student flats on top of a Lidl then. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 19th Feb 2019 9:29am)
  • That was quick. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 19th Feb 2019 4:40pm)
  • They only need to be there as long as it takes to get some Facebook photos anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 20th Feb 2019 8:51am)
  • Post history says you're at least 38... by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 20th Feb 2019 9:26am)
  • > key band lol. Tried to watch that, I really did. Some random guys who like the Arctic Monkeys, sitting in a dismal looking pub, trying to be nice, but pretty dull if you aren't pals with them. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Feb 2019 2:10pm)
  • Come on, these ones aren't even aesthetic. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Feb 2019 4:56pm)
  • Not being funny, but I don't think anything can silence a six year old when they're distressed. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Feb 2019 7:04pm)
  • Was she normal? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Feb 2019 7:05pm)
  • > Jackmaster Fucking amazing. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Feb 2019 7:18pm)
  • Yeah, the kettle came up after the main story came out. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Feb 2019 8:45am)
  • He shat in some cunts kettle, the dirty bastard. At a show. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Feb 2019 11:16am)
  • There was a video of it. It was black and white, and filmed from above like security footage. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Feb 2019 12:35pm)
  • Didn't make it that far. Elaine C. Smith making jokes about 'Living Doll' by Cliff Richard was enough for me. That song came out in 1959. 60 years ago. This is a 'new' channel, right? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 25th Feb 2019 9:58am)
  • Yeah, West is long, long gone and Brew Dog is shitey pish for students. Wacky beer for people who don't care about good beer. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Feb 2019 9:13am)
  • Not exactly Glasgow-specific, is it? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Feb 2019 11:14am)
  • /r/desirepaths by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Feb 2019 1:34pm)
  • The staff will think you're fannies and the other people in the pub will think you're fannies. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th Feb 2019 9:04am)
  • > old guy > 20s *Now* I feel old. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th Feb 2019 11:02am)
  • Junkies in Cadder? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th Feb 2019 2:17pm)
  • There's a right shady looking boozer out at that bit too. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 28th Feb 2019 12:57pm)
  • Which one? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 28th Feb 2019 1:08pm)
  • Top shops opposite the church that's shut? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 28th Feb 2019 4:23pm)
  • Just been done up too. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 1st Mar 2019 9:23am)
  • I like BBC radio too much. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 1st Mar 2019 10:49am)
  • In my opinion there will be more built soon. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 1st Mar 2019 3:32pm)
  • Not neddy. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 4th Mar 2019 2:39pm)
  • 5/7 by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 5th Mar 2019 9:47pm)
  • What don't you like about it, bearing in mind it's a whole carriage done quickly in the dark? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Mar 2019 9:49am)
  • > it's just big letters that don't really mean much lol. OK mum. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Mar 2019 10:33am)
  • ITT: People thinking ScotRail did this. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Mar 2019 10:35am)
  • Apology accepted. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Mar 2019 11:38am)
  • Exactly. KGM is up in a way that very few people get to be, especially around here. People who know him will be freaking out. Saying that it doesn't mean much is like saying music you don't like shouldn't exist. It's not FOR you, but that doesn't mean you can't appreciate it. I'm so sure half the folk in this sub look and act like either Mark Corrigan or Mr. Logic from Viz. Don't understand it? Must be shite! by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Mar 2019 12:47pm)
  • Dunno, do I? If I've made one before then it's weird as fuck if you can remember and I don't... by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Mar 2019 1:46pm)
  • Four months ago! Christ. Sorry it obviously stung so much, I honestly didn't remember. Although with you referencing a post from four months ago, I stand by my comparison. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Mar 2019 2:41pm)
  • /r/iamverysmart by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Mar 2019 4:14pm)
  • I can tell you now I won't. Weirdo. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Mar 2019 4:14pm)
  • Your username... Aidan Moffat lives in Mount Florida... Hmm... by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Mar 2019 11:16am)
  • > I certainly hope if it gets demolished they rebuild another venue in its place rather than student/residential use lol are you new? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Mar 2019 1:52pm)
  • I like it. Just that the People's Palace isn't the Templeton factory, and the Uni is on University Avenue, not Dumbarton Road. Glad you had a good time. This kinda makes me want to take the bus tour now. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Mar 2019 1:56pm)
  • Guessing that the guy did this a few times? Rather than OP just happening to be filming Central Station out his work window. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Mar 2019 11:35am)
  • 'Litter Patrol' too. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 13th Mar 2019 9:06am)
  • This is a great idea. Amazing place. Fairly near the Necroplis too, and the Barras, and lots of good eating. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 13th Mar 2019 2:31pm)
  • But think how much of their merch you could get for £25, if you're one of the 'runner-ups'. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 13th Mar 2019 2:58pm)
  • Wants to save planet. Prints out loads of paper flyers. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 15th Mar 2019 8:42am)
  • Falkirk's nice for a day trip, but not the place to be if you're moving to a new country to enjoy student life. Stirling's lovely. Lots of students, lots of tourists, good music, good bars. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 15th Mar 2019 8:54am)
  • What? Every fucking email I get says "Think of the environment before printing this". I was just thinking of the environment. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 15th Mar 2019 12:50pm)
  • Yeah. There's stuff that I'm so emphatically 'No' about that I can't tick '0-1'. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 15th Mar 2019 1:57pm)
  • And it's the teachers with their hands down the 12 year olds' trousers. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 18th Mar 2019 9:31am)
  • Exactly. What next? Against the law to punch kids? This country's gone to the dogs, I tell you. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 18th Mar 2019 2:40pm)
  • > If you have a car and can afford to stay in Newton Mearns or Giffnock? This is it. Got a pal who works at that hospital and lives there and he drives in the winter and cycles in the summer. And Newton Mearns is lovely and has all the things you need. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 19th Mar 2019 10:32am)
  • Maybe they could use the litter to fill in some of the potholes? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 19th Mar 2019 11:50am)
  • Guy from Innis and Gunn was on Linked In looking for extractor fans. Related? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 19th Mar 2019 3:57pm)
  • What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs, and over your neighbour's dog? What's great for a snack, And fits on your back? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 19th Mar 2019 4:42pm)
  • I can so vividly picture two logs bouncing down the stairs, to the kids' delight... Glad to have 'helped'. Also apologies. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 19th Mar 2019 5:18pm)
  • Interesting read, jumpin aboot fae slang tae rather more academic sentence structure. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 20th Mar 2019 11:00am)
  • Kids to an old firm game? They'll learn lots of fun new words at that, I suppose. I hated being made to go to the pub when I was a kid, although they stank of smoke then... Always seemed that the adults were having much more fun and I felt like a nuisance being there, but maybe that's changed. Genuine question, do you mind your kids hearing sweary words and seeing steamers when they're in the pub with you? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Mar 2019 8:28am)
  • Trying to find a decent bookies to take the wee man. Keen to get him started, get him putting a wee line on here and there. He's still in his buggy but he loves the lights on the puggy in the pub. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Mar 2019 12:40pm)
  • Should be in the pub with the other weans. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Mar 2019 2:41pm)
  • Michelle McManus, wandering about steaming, looking for that boy with the guitar. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Mar 2019 10:04pm)
  • Hi Erin. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Mar 2019 10:03pm)
  • > I heart a helicopter as well They're brilliant, aren't they! by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Mar 2019 10:40am)
  • Pedestrians stepping into them, thinking it's a differently coloured extension of the pavement, will always be the worst. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Mar 2019 11:02am)
  • Cool. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Mar 2019 11:19am)
  • Into most things except being called a 'weegie'. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Mar 2019 3:44pm)
  • 'mon over. There'll be a gig or a club you want to go to within a couple of days of you arriving, seriously. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 23rd Mar 2019 2:01pm)
  • Ah, Lancaster is lovely. And it's a lovely journey. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Mar 2019 10:31am)
  • They're unwatachably shite. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 28th Mar 2019 10:51pm)
  • Bar staff and taxi drivers can get some peace now, hopefully. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 29th Mar 2019 8:50am)
  • They're just rats with wings. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 29th Mar 2019 11:10am)
  • Anybody see the massive Merchant City brawl? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 31st Mar 2019 8:27pm)
  • And on Hope Street too? Does the Record think the Toby Jug is on Albion Street? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st Apr 2019 10:16am)
  • Whereas you've got Dungeons & Dragons and Hentai, right? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st Apr 2019 12:20pm)
  • Your /r/iamverysmart tone changed quickly there, seems like that touched a nerve... by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st Apr 2019 12:49pm)
  • Schools are off, and his mum isn't letting him play with the iPad until he learns to not be a stupid wee fanny. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st Apr 2019 1:03pm)
  • Wee man here's passed his Standard Grade English and he wants the world to know... by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st Apr 2019 1:01pm)
  • If you think everybody who disagrees with you has missed out on an education then you're ignorant, deluded and thick. If you had any pals you'd probably know you shouldn't use a word like "retard" when you're trying and failing to come across as smart, anonymously, on the internet, when you have no idea what you're talking about. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st Apr 2019 1:18pm)
  • Yeah, could easily have been the Mother's Day crowds... by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st Apr 2019 3:32pm)
  • Just because you and your stupid wee pals don't like football doesn't mean it isn't a massive thing out there IRL. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st Apr 2019 5:17pm)
  • The boy's a taxi driver, I'm taking his word for it that it doesn't. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st Apr 2019 9:21pm)
  • The West End is so homogonised now. With the massive student population it's got stale while the prices have only gone up. Strathbungo, Battlefield, Shawlands and Mount Florida have much better communities, cafes, bars, parks, recreation and schools now. The West End was amazing for years but things change. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 3rd Apr 2019 10:17am)
  • Gear, or how shit the public transport here is compared to those other places. It's gear and taxis all the way here. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 4th Apr 2019 9:54am)
  • Was that something like, "Do you feel the content doesn't trust you?" or something else as baffling? Also, never seen a question where you're asked for a timescale and the answer is out of ten. Are those meant to be hours? Why not have the answer a time?? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 4th Apr 2019 12:13pm)
  • Yeah. The one before it made no sense either. I might actually do a masters now... by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 4th Apr 2019 12:17pm)
  • It's a made up drug. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 4th Apr 2019 12:15pm)
  • So much downvoting... Mate, the survey doesn't make sense. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 4th Apr 2019 2:31pm)
  • Only on the list because they don't actually sell panda meat. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 4th Apr 2019 4:55pm)
  • Actually really fancied that place but it must be a total bunch of dicks running it. Oh well. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 4th Apr 2019 10:17pm)
  • None of them have even taken a bite/sip. Half of them don't even want to even touch the stuff. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 4th Apr 2019 10:15pm)
  • This is why. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 4th Apr 2019 10:47pm)
  • So basically a gay Limmy for fat single women? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th Apr 2019 10:19am)
  • You look so fab OMG! by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th Apr 2019 10:16am)
  • Oh the banter!! by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th Apr 2019 12:45pm)
  • Used to get the Gratis points with B&H. Exchanged them for various things from Argos, and I remember getting a basketball with them. They were perfect roach material too. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 6th Apr 2019 3:09pm)
  • For when Gerry Cinnamon is too edgy. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 7th Apr 2019 9:11pm)
  • American fanny or Scottish fanny? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 7th Apr 2019 9:49pm)
  • Or stepping into a trendy coffee shop or cocktail bar. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Apr 2019 1:21pm)
  • Near the St. Enoch Hotel? Thought that place had stopped being a hostel but then it was on that 60 Days on the Street thing where the guy pretended to be homeless. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Apr 2019 10:41am)
  • Yeah, shithole. I guess they botched it when they rebuilt it after the war. I mean, 'Ghost Town' by The Specials is about it. Glasgow doesn't even have a song by locals slagging it off. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Apr 2019 11:37am)
  • You'll get all the flyers for all the 'aftershow' events stuffed into your hand on the way out of the show. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Apr 2019 11:53am)
  • Yep! It's about the state of Coventry in 1980 or whenever it was. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Apr 2019 1:04pm)
  • Oh wow. That is interesting. They definitely had videos/interviews shot in Cov, showing how grim it is. Went there for a gig once and it made Irvine look like Monaco. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Apr 2019 2:41pm)
  • What you doing with the watches after? I know a guy who might be interested. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Apr 2019 2:49pm)
  • Good luck parking an American car anywhere near Hillhead. Or Shawlands. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th Apr 2019 9:59am)
  • Surely Govanhill. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th Apr 2019 1:22pm)
  • > I’m sorry? "I'm sorry" isn't a question. False apologies are incredibly patronising. Like religious people in general, in fact. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Apr 2019 9:25am)
  • Why do religious people refuse to allow non-religious people to think how they like? At best it's all, "I just want to listen to you, and know how you feel and I don't care what you believe in", but that's just to try to worm their own cultish thinking into you. Shite like, "It's interesting you say that, because the bible tells us (blah blah blah) and that's basically what you think anyway. Want to hang out?" Fuck that, in this world we've got all the information in the world in our pocket and not only has the belief in god/gods been overwhelmingly disproved, but chances are there's a much easier solution to your problems available through PEOPLE, not some fairy tale co-authored and edited by hundreds of people over hundreds of years. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Apr 2019 9:31am)
  • I only spot a religious person when they start talking about their beliefs, so as far as I can tell they're 100% annoying, since nobody has told me they're religious, and then not mentioned it again. You're literally doing it right now. I just can't trust, or be friends with a religious person now. I mean, if they believe that, what other nonsense do they believe? It's sinister. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Apr 2019 10:17am)
  • Trains = Probably fucked. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Apr 2019 10:21am)
  • Can I ask the obvious question..? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Apr 2019 4:39pm)
  • You're cycle path almost all of the way from Dennistoun to Braehead. Get used to it now that the weather is good and it'll be a piece of piss in the dark. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Apr 2019 5:10pm)
  • Carbon footprint and all that. Probably. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 12th Apr 2019 2:17pm)
  • We don't even really have neds any more. They all grew haircuts and wear skintight clothes now. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 15th Apr 2019 1:36pm)
  • You can say 'shit' here, cunt. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 15th Apr 2019 1:35pm)
  • You can just wheel it through. The bike racks are 'trainside' anyway, so if you lock it up there it'll be pretty safe. Remembver there's the wide barrier for bikes/pushchairs/wheelchairs there anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 16th Apr 2019 11:09am)
  • Ask the guy that just posted about living in Glasgow and working in Irvine? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 16th Apr 2019 1:27pm)
  • "We are listening to this, ALOT." Morons. http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html?m=1 by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 16th Apr 2019 3:21pm)
  • Son, you're in the Navy now. Let's not be hearing things like that. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 16th Apr 2019 3:46pm)
  • That's good money for hairdressing, well in. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 17th Apr 2019 12:20pm)
  • [GalGael](https://www.galgael.org/) could be a good thing for you to get involved with. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 18th Apr 2019 3:35pm)
  • Agreed. The new version was shite. At the original one, my hardest mate who also happened to be a lunatic told us he was going to punch a guy in an alien suit. We were all looking forward to taking the piss out of the whole thing, but nope. He was all hyped but when the first alien appeared and the guard guy started screaming that we had to move, my boy ran for the door so fast he smashed his head on the top of it and decked himself. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 20th Apr 2019 5:52pm)
  • That wall is about ten foot high. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 22nd Apr 2019 12:31pm)
  • Yeah we've just chosen our new Pope. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 22nd Apr 2019 5:10pm)
  • I worked in a camera shop, and the guys in the lab there had a copy of every dirty picture that had ever come through for developing, in a massive box folder. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 23rd Apr 2019 4:33pm)
  • > Close to the Hydro/SECC, Science Centre IMAX, Odeon Luxe, Bowling etc so theres loads to do. These aren't exactly day to day activities, to be fair. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 24th Apr 2019 9:05am)
  • Unless this next rain is full of sand too. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 24th Apr 2019 4:52pm)
  • Seems good. Never even knew twice as many cunts lived here 100 years ago. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 24th Apr 2019 5:36pm)
  • The funniest thing about neds was when they all grew boyband haircuts and started wearing skintight polo shirts with Vans to the gym. Young boys used to aspire to running their scheme, now they want to win Love Island. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Apr 2019 9:25am)
  • The show must go on. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Apr 2019 11:02pm)
  • Saracen Street... That was doing my nut in when I saw it on TV. Didn't realise the pavements had been done up. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 26th Apr 2019 10:01am)
  • Magic, cheers. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 26th Apr 2019 11:11am)
  • There's a car park at the subway right next to it, which might be free after a certain time, maybe. Worth looking into. Surely they don't just shut it at night? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 26th Apr 2019 4:38pm)
  • Any cunt that doesn't change their opinion right now gets done in. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 26th Apr 2019 4:48pm)
  • Well worth whatever it was, to have the motor right there when you come out, but still off the street. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 26th Apr 2019 5:22pm)
  • Is there a chance the track could bend? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 29th Apr 2019 11:17am)
  • "We'll set aboot ye! I mean, not me specifically, but if my mate isn't going to do this interview then fuck it. Yeah, that was totally me. 100% mate." by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 30th Apr 2019 12:36pm)
  • Plenty of good answers there, but it's quite hard to watch full screen. The guy making it should invest ina tripod or something, it made me feel a bit seasick. And than an external mic. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 30th Apr 2019 12:41pm)
  • > The trains for Glasgow Central to Edinburgh are frequent and don’t take too long. The trains from Central are infrequent and take forever because they stop at every shitty village along the way. The trains from Queen Street, on the other hand, are every 15 minutes and take around 45 minutes. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 1st May 2019 1:37pm)
  • Flying Duck seems to cater for the more mature indie enthusiast. All the National Pop League folk must go somewhere, surely. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 1st May 2019 9:13pm)
  • Sichuan House is amazing and always full of Chinese people minding their own business so you'd definitely get peace, a brilliant meal and some decent beer. The State next door too, which is always nice and quiet during the week and sells excellent beers. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd May 2019 9:53am)
  • Sub will be away soon anyway, when Wetherspoons get their hotel built next door. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd May 2019 5:12pm)
  • Yeah, and they're not exactly new. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 4th May 2019 2:12pm)
  • Is this a sex thing? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 5th May 2019 9:53am)
  • Shame he's a wank. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 5th May 2019 1:06pm)
  • Mad urge to go and getting steaming on my own today. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 5th May 2019 1:36pm)
  • Cunt's just a fanny. His wife's his manager and she's a fud too. Pretty sure they were both on smack for a while too. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th May 2019 9:39pm)
  • Yeah same. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th May 2019 9:37pm)
  • And their fake charity shop where they keep all the money. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th May 2019 10:11pm)
  • Hillhead Book Club, Lucky 7 etc by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th May 2019 2:26pm)
  • It's like Buckfast cocktails though, isn't it? "I'm Puuuure Glasgow, so I am!" The banter. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th May 2019 2:26pm)
  • This is today and tomorrow: https://swg3.tv/events/2019/may/swg3-presents-yardworks-festival-2019 by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 11th May 2019 10:22am)
  • They'll probably drop them from a plane the week before. Big fucking piles of them. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th May 2019 4:08pm)
  • I see this from the bus and it looks absolutely superb. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th May 2019 5:22pm)
  • That stuff must cost a fortune to do too. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th May 2019 8:17am)
  • "service" is being kind. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th May 2019 3:28pm)
  • We were actually supplied with this photo yesterday. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th May 2019 3:27pm)
  • Hoagie's in Mount Florida is a brilliant place to eat anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th May 2019 8:30am)
  • Mate, please call 0141 420 6969. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th May 2019 8:43am)
  • Although your title actually works because he's called Bob. Just needed an apostrophe. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th May 2019 11:58am)
  • You didn't credit the artist either. Poor form. Rogue One did this over the weekend and Yardworks. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th May 2019 11:57am)
  • A Rogue One painting is a Rogue Oner. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 18th May 2019 6:42pm)
  • You should do an AMA. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th May 2019 10:50pm)
  • 'Ask Me Anything', where somebody with an interesting job answers questions. Depends if you've got interesting stories I suppose. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st May 2019 8:24am)
  • There's a new retail park opening where Oatlands used to be. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st May 2019 9:22am)
  • Could vote for somebody else? Not voting isn't a protest, it's apathy. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd May 2019 11:45am)
  • lol you must be new... by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd May 2019 11:50am)
  • It's £1 in King Tut's, currently. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 23rd May 2019 10:20am)
  • McDonald's are always looking for folk. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th May 2019 11:37am)
  • We know. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th May 2019 11:35am)
  • > encourage engagement with our Glasgow based music brand Pffffffff.... by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th May 2019 1:09pm)
  • > leave her flat after finding as 20 rats swarming > The resident believes the vermin have originate from the main road > river clyde >just outside the window of my four-year-old's window at the back > weil's disease 5/10. Poor. See me after class. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th May 2019 2:28pm)
  • Mate you've been bullshat. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 28th May 2019 4:38pm)
  • Especially around there. What a load of absolute shite. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 28th May 2019 4:38pm)
  • Fuck's sake, loosen up. It's banter! by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 28th May 2019 5:42pm)
  • Thought he worked at the Evening Times? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 29th May 2019 8:57am)
  • Look at me. I am the annoying neighbour now. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 29th May 2019 2:34pm)
  • Well said. Or a national flag. It's the flag of something kids and fat heavy metal fans like, it's not pissing anybody off. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 29th May 2019 2:36pm)
  • Tryna boost that ad revenue by employing somebody to post stories about sex offenders on Reddit? Fuck the Evening Times. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 29th May 2019 9:51pm)
  • Old people are stupid. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 30th May 2019 3:18pm)
  • Virgin Trains have deals on a lot, and it's a pretty pleasant four hour journey. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 31st May 2019 12:31pm)
  • You can't kill what is already dead. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Jun 2019 4:47pm)
  • Pretty sure employers asking for photos for roles like this became illegal. They have to wait to interview you to decide if you're too ugly nowadays. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Jun 2019 8:36am)
  • My mate says the ones in Glasgow are shite anyway. Tells me Edinburgh is the place for that, so he does. Even went as far as to claim it woudn't make a difference if the Glasgow ones were to shut because they're so pish. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Jun 2019 3:17pm)
  • Why Castlemilk? Does somebody have family there or something? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Jun 2019 5:23pm)
  • Yep, that's the joke. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Jun 2019 5:22pm)
  • Oasis Bar? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Jun 2019 5:27pm)
  • If you can change it, I would. It's purely residential, there's nothing to do there and yeah, it can be sketchy. It's pretty far out of town too, but then if your friend knows the area it might be fine... by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Jun 2019 9:48pm)
  • In broad daylight. In the middle of the morning. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/4284481/castlemilk-daniel-zippy-mcguigan-stabed-machetes/ by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Jun 2019 9:50pm)
  • Fires. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Jun 2019 11:23am)
  • Looking forward to the reply. Not replying is about the worst thing they could do, I reckon. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Jun 2019 2:55pm)
  • Could you get out when there's a waterfall or rapids? Or is there a stretch of it that would be doable? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Jun 2019 3:41pm)
  • It's not exactly clear, though. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Jun 2019 4:44pm)
  • Oh man, nice! Getting somewhere now. edit: [Looks good.](https://www.google.com/maps/@55.7294715,-4.2254355,3a,60y,259.41h,74.52t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sJvNtNSuw-0B6iPpZnppLpg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656) by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Jun 2019 5:18pm)
  • Yeah, fully expecting to have to embark somewhere further out, and that's fine. Even just to get a few miles down it, at some point. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Jun 2019 5:16pm)
  • It's probably not even illegal. I pay my council tax and I'll use our waterways however I damn well please. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Jun 2019 10:39pm)
  • Well, Glasgow will still be here if you fancy it sometime. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 6th Jun 2019 11:29am)
  • Feels cool, looks even cooler. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 6th Jun 2019 2:59pm)
  • The stewards really won't care. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Jun 2019 8:11am)
  • I always wear a hat indoors. I ride my bike no hands sometimes too so get it up ye. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Jun 2019 10:13am)
  • Nah you'll be fine. 'Mon up. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Jun 2019 2:23pm)
  • Upstairs in the Old Hairdressers would be the place, I reckon. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Jun 2019 3:24pm)
  • Stay in the southside - Mount Florida, Shawlands, Cathcart, Queens Park or Strathbungo. Handy for shops, bars, restaurants, parks and transport links, and affordable. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Jun 2019 3:19pm)
  • The Other Side next to Allison Arms has loads of great second hand d dance stuff. Lots of Optimo stuff. Although I think it's shut on Mondays. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 9th Jun 2019 8:53pm)
  • "It's an algorithm bro!!" by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 13th Jun 2019 10:00am)
  • The banter by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 13th Jun 2019 10:40pm)
  • Up to yours then. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 23rd Jun 2019 10:31pm)
  • Gumtree used to be good, but they took that bit away, sadly. Those were the days. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Jun 2019 1:43pm)
  • The finder could still make as many contactless transactions as possible before the person realises. They'll get the money back but it means so dickhead somewhere has nice things. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Jun 2019 1:41pm)
  • Bet he'd booked an AirBnB and a night with a pro and she didn't turn up. That'd explain it a bit. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Jun 2019 6:57pm)
  • > They’ve got neon signs up in the women’s bathroom promoting coke (the drug not the stuff I’m familiar with) What? With a phone number? Are you sure? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 27th Jun 2019 8:43am)
  • Pretty sure photos from the Squinty Bridge are mandatory, let alone allowed. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 27th Jun 2019 8:40am)
  • Possibly just wondering if THIS photo is allowed. Which it is, because it gets posted most days. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 27th Jun 2019 10:49am)
  • Must have been arranged ages ago. Fontaines DC at that time, in a tent, is going to be bedlam. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 27th Jun 2019 10:47am)
  • Was this near Hampden? There's signs at the end of each street, but they're not the sort of thing you'd ever look at normally, so it's a pretty shite. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 27th Jun 2019 10:55am)
  • DMA's at the same time as Ned Sheeran would have been much worse. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 27th Jun 2019 1:18pm)
  • How's that a misleading title? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 27th Jun 2019 1:41pm)
  • This is the Broomielaw side. It's a cycle path / walkway now. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 27th Jun 2019 2:52pm)
  • The bridge is probably fine. Nothing to worry about. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 27th Jun 2019 4:12pm)
  • That was only a matter of time, surely. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 27th Jun 2019 4:19pm)
  • "The property has been marketed since last summer and has only attracted interest from restaurant operators." So I guess it was reopened and immediately put up for sale. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 27th Jun 2019 5:02pm)
  • LOL 'sore throat'... She's well and truly fucked it, after that Isle of Wight debacle. Very much a 'You had one job...' situation. I guess she can't handle her drugs so her management are keeping her out the way until they figure out what to do with her. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 27th Jun 2019 5:13pm)
  • It wasn't fenced off when it happened. It just happened, then the fences got out up. Used to go that way to work every day. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Jun 2019 12:35am)
  • Exactly. Same with The Halt. Everybody had already stopped going there, and went to the Arlington instead, and then when The Halt shut there was outrage, and the predictable Facebook group. Kained took over the lease and reopened it and nobody gave a fuck. Much like Fopp, they liked the idea of it because they'd had fun there years ago. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Jun 2019 8:39am)
  • Yeah, Audio is anything but "tiny". Unless you've only ever been to the Hydro. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Jun 2019 8:44am)
  • Stereo's huge. Guess you've never been to The Old Hairdressers, the 13th Note or even King Tut's? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Jun 2019 9:25am)
  • The time of year I suppose. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Jun 2019 9:52am)
  • If you make shite music you'll play a shite venue. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Jun 2019 9:57am)
  • Lynyrd Skynyrd I guess. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Jun 2019 1:03pm)
  • Noice. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Jun 2019 2:45pm)
  • How can a band help? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st Jul 2019 9:43pm)
  • Who the fuck needs straws at home anyway? Plastic or otherwise. Can't he just use a sippy cup if he makes a mess? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 2nd Jul 2019 4:28pm)
  • Bar Linnie is quirky. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 2nd Jul 2019 9:13pm)
  • All those kids were ugly and poor, who cares? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 3rd Jul 2019 9:36am)
  • Look for him on Buchanan Street? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 3rd Jul 2019 1:36pm)
  • I don't live in Shawlands, but I'd never attempt to park there. So many parts of Glasgow were not built for cars. Plenty of parking in Cathcart. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 3rd Jul 2019 2:49pm)
  • Not really. Are Langside and Newlands out the question? It'd be better to be able to park where you live and walk to bars/restaurants than to live near the bars/restaurants and not even be able to park outside your bit. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 3rd Jul 2019 2:54pm)
  • Where in NYC? Or was this in the 1990s? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 3rd Jul 2019 3:24pm)
  • > Then it donned on me. It dawned on you. Like the sunrise. You were enlightened. Not 'donned'. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 3rd Jul 2019 3:23pm)
  • "Glasgow Live present's: Glasgows FAVOURITE Limmy moment's - you won't BELIEVE number three!" by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 4th Jul 2019 8:33am)
  • Could post the video and see if it takes off. Could help open the discussion up or something. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 4th Jul 2019 8:36am)
  • Fair. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 4th Jul 2019 10:48am)
  • 'Kurdish' on Allison Street. Damn fine place that. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 4th Jul 2019 5:46pm)
  • Found the Inbetweener. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th Jul 2019 8:52am)
  • 100% this guy: https://www.facebook.com/GSTollanWoodwork/ Did my kitchen, saved me a load of money and its absolutely brilliant. Did my pal's too in fact, and it's amazing. He's really good at knowing how to make the absolute most of the space too. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th Jul 2019 11:45am)
  • Love a bit of dashcam footage. It's nice watching live streamed views from trains sometimes too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_3jxGirW4I by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th Jul 2019 1:33pm)
  • Belter. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th Jul 2019 4:32pm)
  • Cool username. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 6th Jul 2019 8:27am)
  • He doesn't want all that stuff. Just wants his beard trimmed. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 6th Jul 2019 8:33am)
  • Turkish lads on Cathcart Road too. Don't even speak to you, never mind ask about your week or give you a bottle of Budweiser. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 6th Jul 2019 8:31am)
  • Had to pass it today. It's hard to believe these cunts even breed. Easily the ugliest, thickest bunch of folk I've ever seen in one place. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 6th Jul 2019 1:11pm)
  • Sorry. : ( by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 6th Jul 2019 3:09pm)
  • Why the fuck should anybody assume every Scottish person is sound you absolute fucking weapon? You live in a fucking fairy tale treehouse in happy land aye? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 6th Jul 2019 6:09pm)
  • Eight arrests. So far. The night is young. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 6th Jul 2019 6:05pm)
  • Yeah. Shawlands is grim. Feels really commercial/dated now. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 7th Jul 2019 1:03pm)
  • Drumchapel Protestant Boys have just taken their Facebook down. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Jul 2019 2:55pm)
  • Well Glasgow Live will have seen it now. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Jul 2019 3:11pm)
  • Deleted from Twitter but still up on The Sun: https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/4459085/orange-walk-glasgow-spits-shoves-woman/ Sorry for link to The Sun. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Jul 2019 3:35pm)
  • Probably just wanted the cunt to fuck off so he wouldn't get his motor tanned. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Jul 2019 3:52pm)
  • Nah it's definitely dying out. All tight polo shirts and poncey haircuts now. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Jul 2019 10:23pm)
  • Looks like it's worth reading the whole thread. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Jul 2019 8:38am)
  • So? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Jul 2019 10:17am)
  • Some random geezer. Might have been taken down because it's going to be used in court, I dunno. Hope so. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Jul 2019 10:17am)
  • You think she should have waited a fucking hour or however long it would take to cross? Let's assume she had somewhere to be. How do you suggest she gets there? How is crossing the road attention seeking? Unlike most of these creatures she probably has a job which she needed to get to. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Jul 2019 10:15am)
  • They'll be half price by Friday. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Jul 2019 12:48pm)
  • > desperate for a ticket on the Sunday I mean, it hasn't sold out... Tickets are available to buy through all the usual places. I agree she should buy them from OP though. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Jul 2019 1:39pm)
  • Does it? https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/trnsmt-festival-tickets/artist/5220045 by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Jul 2019 2:49pm)
  • > Insulting people behind their backs on the internet is fairly cowardly. I could see no end when I passed through it, and how long does it take 5,000 people to walk past usually, let alone when it's these morons having to use all their brainpower to put one foot in front of the other in time? Also, who's the coward insulting people behind their backs on the internet? I'm using my own fucking name here and it's hardly unreasonable to say that a vast amount of the OO want a fight, or to noise some cunt up. You're saying people should what, not go to work on these days? Get up an hour or two earlier? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Jul 2019 4:03pm)
  • > if she had somewhere to be she planned badly Yeah. Much like the ambulance on High Street I suppose. It's an absolute disgrace that anybody should be that ill when they MUST KNOW this is going on. I mean c'mon grandad, save your heart attack for when these people aren't excersising their right to walk around Glasgow signing about killing Fenians. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Jul 2019 4:12pm)
  • > I managed to avoid doing it so far today Today's pretty different, there aren't 5,000 angry men marching down the street at a snail's pace. You think I want a fight? You're making less and less sense mate. I posted the clip, because anybody spitting on another person in 2019 is absolutely inexcusable, and you seem to think the pedestrian was in the wrong and on the noise up. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Jul 2019 4:49pm)
  • > Someone sat in their car playing irish rebel songs and the police immediately swarmed them and told them to get to fuck. One polis told the guy to stop coming the cunt. Which I think was an appropriate response. Devil's advocate here, but maybe the polis find it easier to let these marches happen, police them and film them, then keep an eye on every cunt afterwards rather than stepping in and halting it as it passes. Like when there's some steaming cunt in the pub and it's easier to humour him because you know he'll fuck off soon anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th Jul 2019 11:10am)
  • Yeah but they're delicious and versatile. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th Jul 2019 11:35am)
  • Exactly. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th Jul 2019 12:29pm)
  • Ingram Wynd all the way. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th Jul 2019 12:34pm)
  • Yeah mine was a mad racist alcoholic. Absolutely no way she'd taste as nice as some delicious eggs. She'd probably actually taste of tofu. I've also never met a chciken I liked so I don't really care about their well-being, as long as they're healthy enough to pop out my breakfast. And then be grilled for my dinner later on. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th Jul 2019 12:31pm)
  • Orange Is The New Wack by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th Jul 2019 12:48pm)
  • I'd probably rather have the polis speak to me like that, because that's how normal people speak anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th Jul 2019 12:52pm)
  • People definitely want Aran sweaters, what's the problem with that? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th Jul 2019 1:06pm)
  • Well I don't think of chickens the same way I think of human beings, because I'm sane and rational. Up to the person what they think about dogs; I'm not a fan although I can see the appeal sometimes, but overall I don't think about them much so it probably wouldn't come up. I get that this is the vegan/veggie stance just now, more than ever, "You eat X but you don't eat Y, you HYPOCRITE", which is so mind-bogglingly illogical it doesn't warrant a response. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th Jul 2019 1:42pm)
  • > Tell me what it is about pigs, chickens, cows and sheep that puts them on the kill list vs what it is about dogs, cats, hamsters, budgies and horses that puts them on the pet list. The former are able to be bred to be delicious, the latter aren't? Maybe the tasty animals - or the ones that were developed to be food - are easier to fatten up? You're honestly why I could never think about being vegan. It's all just "Other people are wrong for eating meat and that's it", and there are plenty more important things to concern yourself with in Glasgow, the UK, Europe and the world right now beyond what some stranger has for dinner. Enjoy your tofu, but don't try to make other people eat differently because you don't like it. In fact, the one vegan I know gave birth ten weeks premature to a dangerously tiny baby, so that's enough for me. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th Jul 2019 1:53pm)
  • Where's that? Doing my head in... Looks like Clydebank but it can't be. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th Jul 2019 2:19pm)
  • These protests about the recipe change are getting out of hand. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th Jul 2019 2:18pm)
  • > I know that your defensive interpretation of my on a pedestal is most likely guilt Is it fuck. I'm not reading past that, you lunatic. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th Jul 2019 2:15pm)
  • I smoke cigarettes, drink alcohol and breath city centre air. Cutting down on eggs won't make a difference. I'm content to consume the things I enjoy (and also city centre air) and have a happy life doing so. I hope you enjoy vegan life more than it's coming across here. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th Jul 2019 2:27pm)
  • More takers for The Ivy in Milngavie than Clydebank. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th Jul 2019 2:25pm)
  • Regular deals on too, not that it's even expensive. Feels expensive though. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th Jul 2019 2:30pm)
  • > I mean, you THINK that cigarettes, drink and an ambivalence about air quality constitutes some form of happiness, but you're wrong, and I guess it does for about 5 minutes when you're young and naive. Mate honestly, you sound like you've been brainwashed. It feels like you could replace 'meat' with 'sphere Earth' and it'd come across the same. For that reason, I'm out. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th Jul 2019 2:37pm)
  • Bet you're religious too. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th Jul 2019 2:54pm)
  • I think it's more the "Oh my God I can't believe you are so wrong and I absolutely MUST tell you the best way to live your life" thing you have here, rather than appreciating that there are plenty of people content enough to make their own minds up about how to live their life. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th Jul 2019 3:07pm)
  • > The question is, why are you here? If your whole gig is not giving a fuck about ethical implications of food choices, why are you in this thread? Because I like eggs. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th Jul 2019 3:28pm)
  • I'd probably say Locavore but that's already been mentioned. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th Jul 2019 3:37pm)
  • Yeah, I think you should. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Jul 2019 9:57am)
  • Do the BART, man. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Jul 2019 10:00am)
  • It used to be trendy, now it's all spice boys and wannabe-WAGS drinking Budweiser bottles and garish cocktails. With the exception of Blackfriars. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Jul 2019 10:00am)
  • How soft is it though? Can I bury my drugs easily enough? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Jul 2019 12:28pm)
  • Sounds like *somebody's* ran out of drugs... by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Jul 2019 3:00pm)
  • There's a great one in Shawlands too, where the Social used to be. Curious Liquid or something. It's a bar too, but you can just buy your beer and fuck off up the road. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Jul 2019 6:49pm)
  • Sounds like a threat. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 12th Jul 2019 1:58pm)
  • Larry Bird's Converse statue just around that corner. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 12th Jul 2019 2:18pm)
  • Also just out of the town. Fucking carnage already. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 12th Jul 2019 3:53pm)
  • The council and the shit bands. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 12th Jul 2019 3:51pm)
  • They did A To The K together. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 12th Jul 2019 3:50pm)
  • Hey, we've got that here too! by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 12th Jul 2019 4:49pm)
  • Search #trnsmt on Instagram. Every 50th photo ISN'T some daft bird in too much make up taking a selfie. What's this shit (the whole thing) got to do with music? It's like the late-era TITP except in town. The whole 'Legitimate festival with good artists' didn't last long. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 12th Jul 2019 5:54pm)
  • Still though, free bracelet at least. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 12th Jul 2019 5:55pm)
  • Stormzy looks Photoshopped in. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 13th Jul 2019 4:56pm)
  • Banksy and Jamie Reid did a talk in the Arches in 2001 or something and Banksy stencilled his name outside. It was there for ages. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 14th Jul 2019 10:07pm)
  • Don't know why this is getting downvoted. I hadn't heard of these people before, and now because I need to take an alternate route to the hospital they've pissed me off more than they've educated me. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 15th Jul 2019 1:22pm)
  • Wouldn't say Brewdog was very hip nowadays. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 15th Jul 2019 3:22pm)
  • > you can get anywhere easy and quickly with the subway Apart from anywhere southside. And anywhere at all on Sundays. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 16th Jul 2019 9:20am)
  • I saw some little kid in a spiderman outfit riding his bike today. Absolute moron. Should have been dressed properly, and walking. Ruined my day. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 16th Jul 2019 9:26am)
  • Lots of cars. Nice. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 16th Jul 2019 10:53am)
  • That's fucking rank. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 16th Jul 2019 2:58pm)
  • Subscribers only? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 16th Jul 2019 3:50pm)
  • Save you a click - They don't fall in. Or off. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 16th Jul 2019 4:44pm)
  • Downvoted because this is obviously perfectly hygienic? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 16th Jul 2019 7:20pm)
  • 'Ned' isn't an acronym. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 17th Jul 2019 8:37am)
  • Looking forward to seeing all those awful comments that I can't find now. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 17th Jul 2019 8:53am)
  • My comment, just saying that this is rank, had 10 or so upvotes until this comment, now it's been downvoted to fuck. People are quite easily persuaded. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 17th Jul 2019 8:52am)
  • Username doesn't check out. She's going to need fumigated after that. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 17th Jul 2019 8:58am)
  • Somebody feeding pigeons on Sauchiehall Street during the day probably doesn't mind being seen. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 17th Jul 2019 8:57am)
  • Pretty sure it's from 'ne'er do well'. Fuck knows why I got downvoted for pointing that out though, this sub is ridiculous. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 17th Jul 2019 9:00am)
  • Meanwhile a thread about laughing at people going into a nightclub gets upvoted... by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 17th Jul 2019 9:43am)
  • Nah, you're talking sense - the person saying how out of order this all is. That seemed to change everybody's mind. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 17th Jul 2019 2:10pm)
  • Salon Services on Oswald Street used to have a list of all the places that are currently doing free hair dos. The trainees need to practice and if you're not wanting anything fancy (as is the case here) you should be able to find somewhere. Although fuck knows if they still have that list. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 18th Jul 2019 8:37am)
  • Got a Staffie with a Union Jack hat. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 18th Jul 2019 9:13am)
  • "What school did you go to?" was always popular... by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 18th Jul 2019 10:19am)
  • Fuck this twat and their big felt tip. WPS is enough of a dump without all this extra student waste, let alone unfunny shit graffiti as well. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 18th Jul 2019 1:19pm)
  • West Princess Street, where this was taken. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 19th Jul 2019 8:49am)
  • OP already made the connection, but nice. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 19th Jul 2019 8:51am)
  • Newsagent at the Charing Cross end of Sauchiehall Street, up near Driftwood, has that shit. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 19th Jul 2019 2:02pm)
  • Ladies, there's a 6'3" man in a suit here. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 19th Jul 2019 3:44pm)
  • There aren't ways, because everybody wants to do it. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 20th Jul 2019 5:42pm)
  • Clutha, Horseshoe, Allison Arms. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 21st Jul 2019 4:33pm)
  • The owners changed. It used to be great but it's shite now. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 21st Jul 2019 10:05pm)
  • Prestwick is a bit more civilised than Ayr or Troon. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 23rd Jul 2019 8:31am)
  • That'd be the most detailed architectural model anybody has ever seen in their life if so. I reckon it's just an old photo that's been through the digital wringer to tidy it up. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 23rd Jul 2019 10:04am)
  • Brocolli Rob went to Cornell with you, Andy. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 23rd Jul 2019 5:05pm)
  • Be nice. It's obviously done by a bunch of school kids. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 23rd Jul 2019 10:50pm)
  • Pretty sure he'd have seen the video... by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 24th Jul 2019 9:06am)
  • The Citizen and the Atlantic. Next door to each other too, and all that classy late night cocktail shit. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 24th Jul 2019 11:21am)
  • I feel there should be a thread about the worst places too, since people always ask about good bars and good places to live. Worst pubs and worst streets would be interesting. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 24th Jul 2019 11:40am)
  • Waxy's is a great shout. Used to always like the various incarnations of Max's, but right now it seems like it's a group of mates running it for a laugh. Only ever had a shit time in Finsbay Flatiron on Woodlands Road. I get that they're distancing themselves from the Halt but fuck me, it's bland and the staff are shite. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 24th Jul 2019 11:39am)
  • > the advent of the Wetherspoons App... ...only added to the confusion and grimness Not having to queue at the bar adds to the grimness? How so? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 24th Jul 2019 12:08pm)
  • > where people have started this queing one behind each other like a post office rather than using the bar (see Crystal Palace as a great example) That's just people who don't know what to do in a pub. You can still walk up to the bar and get served because the staff also know how a pub should work. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 24th Jul 2019 12:06pm)
  • The Halt was magic, then the Arlington started doing 50p spirits so all the Halt regulars - the ones there every day, the crusties and the couriers - starting drinking there instead. So the Halt shut and everybody was all over Facebook saying how good it was, so Kained got the licence from Punch and reopened it, and nobody came because the Arlington was doing 50p spirits, so Kained gave the licence back after a year and now it's this shit. It'll be the same when the Sub shuts, all these people signing petitions and whatnot, because they had a brilliant night last time they were there, ten years ago. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 24th Jul 2019 12:05pm)
  • That not called Gordon's now? Tabac is fine, you know what you're in for when you go there. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 24th Jul 2019 12:12pm)
  • Drygate, that's another one. Shite staff, mostly shite beer and the worst crowd for miles. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 24th Jul 2019 12:33pm)
  • And everybody clapped? Is 'shit' worse swearing than 'piss'? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 24th Jul 2019 12:50pm)
  • Exactly. The bar staff respect you for not being a moron, and a pint is your reward. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 24th Jul 2019 4:49pm)
  • It will when Wetherspoon start on the hotel next door. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 24th Jul 2019 5:06pm)
  • > There's a bar in Edinburgh... So what, doesn't count. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 24th Jul 2019 5:41pm)
  • Some of the best craft beer selections in many of the cities they're in. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 24th Jul 2019 5:49pm)
  • I'm one of their suppliers so I'm in there plenty. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 24th Jul 2019 8:26pm)
  • That's not from Queens Park, you can't see the College of Building and Printing. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 24th Jul 2019 8:26pm)
  • It was joke, because the College of Building and Printing obviously wasn't there in 1877. I was fairly sure that would be obvious to most, but thanks for the downvotes folks. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Jul 2019 9:31am)
  • One sunny afternoon in Clydebank shopping centre I saw some old jake get his dick out and piss in a big plant pot, next to one of the Greggs. The lower end of the shopping centre, the old bit, is like the set of some gritty 1970s BBC crime drama. Makes the Savoy look like Selfridges. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Jul 2019 10:02am)
  • Every city. No worries if you don't like craft beer, or independent ale, they'll have cheap pints of piss too. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Jul 2019 10:20am)
  • White Elephant is like a pub in an airport, except gloomy. It's the blandest fake 'gastropub' I've ever been in, although luckily when I went it was only me and my mate in the place. Glad it soaks up all the wanks that would otherwise be in the decent local places. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Jul 2019 10:31am)
  • They're sick of all the trendy twats spoiling it, probably. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Jul 2019 12:04pm)
  • They've always had karaoke on a Saturday night. I'm glad they didn't change that when the hipsters turned up. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Jul 2019 12:05pm)
  • Comes across from allot of it really. Audio and SWG3 haven't changed significantly. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Jul 2019 1:32pm)
  • Don't sweat it, just that two of the examples you mentioned 'used to be good'. There's plenty of shit venues. Like St. Luke's. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Jul 2019 1:39pm)
  • > Bless him! It’s so cool he was able to find interesting insects around here Incredible. That attempted murder last week was such a delight too! And Coplaw Street last Saturday - OMG! The place to be for sure, with all those flashing blue lights it reminded me of the baby disco we take little Harriet to. It's probably a good thing that The Bell Jar had to close because of structural problems, they're far too mainstream for Dixon Avenue. You'd think there might be some local councillor able to do something about these issues, but I guess they're busy elsewhere. Oh well! by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Jul 2019 2:00pm)
  • That was different. That was the attemp murder in the car, somebody got stabbed on Saturday. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Jul 2019 2:09pm)
  • If he's been doing the same song for three hours he's probably not on Reddit. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Jul 2019 2:53pm)
  • Not at all, go for it. Finding a positive in the Govanhill bedbug/vermin epidemic is quite something. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Jul 2019 2:53pm)
  • OK, good stuff then. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Jul 2019 3:33pm)
  • Booooring. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Jul 2019 4:22pm)
  • And the streets off it. Shithole. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Jul 2019 4:28pm)
  • Any flag that gets put up gets nicked for the wee man's room mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Jul 2019 4:55pm)
  • Anywhere around Celtic Park or the velodrome. Miles of empty space there when there's not a game on. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 28th Jul 2019 9:53am)
  • Junkie needing 90p to get to the hospital to see his dying pal. A pigeon eating vomit. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 29th Jul 2019 9:23pm)
  • What does that even mean? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 30th Jul 2019 8:58am)
  • > it’s a really cool area of town. wat by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 31st Jul 2019 8:35am)
  • I understand what those words mean, I just can't understand why anybody would use them in that order to describe WPS. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 31st Jul 2019 10:19am)
  • The surface of the road by the time you get to Eaglesham is an absolute nightmare. Good buzz bombing through all the same. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 31st Jul 2019 2:13pm)
  • It's at the fishing place, that's on your left. Saves you having to double back if you take this left. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 31st Jul 2019 2:12pm)
  • If you're called 'cunt', you're fine. If somebody calls you 'mate', watch yourself. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 1st Aug 2019 3:05pm)
  • It really is funny. And I'd never have thought of that joke. Glad you posted. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 1st Aug 2019 4:11pm)
  • Shower and some Lynx before you go mate. No half-ouncer is wanting cunts smelling of weed in their place. Probably think you're either going to try to sell it, fall asleep or just not buy any drinks. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 2nd Aug 2019 10:04am)
  • Fucking whoosh, mate. Whoosh. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 2nd Aug 2019 10:13am)
  • Poland's great. But here's better. Enjoy. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 2nd Aug 2019 10:15am)
  • https://www.facebook.com/sf1glasgow/posts/skullfuck-is-from-glasgow-and-we-are-a-decade-ahead/622415754494374/ by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 2nd Aug 2019 3:51pm)
  • McCafferty! Yer tea's oot. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 4th Aug 2019 10:49pm)
  • "A hate..." by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 5th Aug 2019 4:39pm)
  • Yeah. And now way more of their target market know about it. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 5th Aug 2019 4:38pm)
  • It's cool mate I'll watch your motor. £5. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 5th Aug 2019 4:56pm)
  • Bit sketchy a lot of the time in there tbf. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 5th Aug 2019 8:12pm)
  • Southside Music on Cathcart Road will do it. They'll restring it and tighten everything up. £40 or so. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 6th Aug 2019 10:43pm)
  • The Lighthouse. Classic. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Aug 2019 11:53am)
  • Heard that also. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Aug 2019 4:59pm)
  • I heard he can still do a Scottish accent, kind of. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 9th Aug 2019 1:06pm)
  • I love that there's a polis and a taxi driver on this sub. Real info. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Aug 2019 3:41pm)
  • Grandad, is that you?? Back from the dead and posting on Reddit? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Aug 2019 3:40pm)
  • /u/bobby420 wants a word. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 12th Aug 2019 9:27am)
  • Lol Forty by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 12th Aug 2019 11:54am)
  • It's just a bedroom t-shirt company, with a shop. I don't like when something like that appears, and it's totally meaningless but they still try to be a 'brand'. It's a name, and a doodle, printed on a t-shirt for profit. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 12th Aug 2019 12:20pm)
  • The [reviews of it](https://www.glassdoor.co.uk/Reviews/Purple-Patch-Reviews-E2342205.htm) seem too good to be true too. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 12th Aug 2019 4:57pm)
  • > Fuck sake, what’s a girl gotta do to see Dave Ghrol? Pay money? Yikes. It's free in to anybody who can spell his name right. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 13th Aug 2019 9:58am)
  • Somebody flung your Xbox out the window aye? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 13th Aug 2019 9:16pm)
  • Awesome stereotype. You'd only lose your pals and meet new folk anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 14th Aug 2019 4:11pm)
  • There's a sign up saying they're closed due to bereavement. I hope she's well and look forward to them reopening since it's the best pizza for miles. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Aug 2019 8:24am)
  • Totally. So many other places to get a good pizza around there. Including Hoagies, next door... by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Aug 2019 8:25am)
  • Bearing in mind how boozy these things are, it's more likely concern that an eleven year old will get flattened by some steamers. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Aug 2019 9:18am)
  • If it's anything like First then absolutely fuck all will happen. The first time I used the First app, when it appeared, I asked the driver if I put my phone in the same place as bus passes. He goes "Are you fucking stupid" and just stared at me. Turns out he meant "Yes", but there we go. Complained and got told they'd look into it. Heard fuck all back. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Aug 2019 10:18am)
  • OH THE BANTER. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Aug 2019 10:44am)
  • Only thing is how slow moving the crowd will be. If you leave when Boys Don't Cry starts you'll have a few minutes head start. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Aug 2019 11:15am)
  • Buses from Shawlands are pretty constant. Just don't get a McGill's, obviously. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Aug 2019 11:22am)
  • Funny how these botched attempts at publicity actually do way more damage to a reputation than saying fuck all. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Aug 2019 11:26am)
  • From Pollok Park you can head into Shawlands, and get a wine of beer from Curious Liquids. Carry on towards Queens Park, feed the ducks, have a go on the swings and then into The Other Side to buy some records or oddities. Get something to eat in Gnom, then some rums in the Rum Shack or beer from Koelschip Yard. Head down to the Tramway from there, then off to the Laurieston before home. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Aug 2019 1:04pm)
  • Southside... by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Aug 2019 1:01pm)
  • Picnic yaaaaas. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Aug 2019 4:17pm)
  • BRB, buying an elderly, sick, dog. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Aug 2019 4:16pm)
  • I think the problem is that it wasn't built for cars at all. Look at the difference between Glasgow and any city built when cars were in general use. Warsaw is built entirely around cars and it totally works. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Aug 2019 5:08pm)
  • Best poster on this sub. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Aug 2019 5:06pm)
  • Really good. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Aug 2019 9:17am)
  • So much more choice for empty-shop doorways now. You can almost see the appeal. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 20th Aug 2019 8:44am)
  • If you're in Glasgow at some point, the highest concentration of decent charity shops is probably on Dumbarton Road, then Kilmarnock Road. You should be able to score a guitar from one of them. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 20th Aug 2019 8:57am)
  • Cunts who queue in single file at a bar. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 20th Aug 2019 3:30pm)
  • Look for a flat to rent? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 22nd Aug 2019 3:24pm)
  • An announcement on LinkedIn wouldn't hurt, assuming your firm follows all the sorts of businesses you'd like to work with. Building firms, I suppose? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Aug 2019 10:57am)
  • Username is a worry... by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Aug 2019 1:28pm)
  • You should ask them. 0141 339 5217 by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Aug 2019 4:06pm)
  • Something on fire and I can hear music from Bellahouston? CLASSIC /r/glasgow right now. Anyway, should I move to Allison Street or Wallace Street? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 25th Aug 2019 9:24pm)
  • Any photo of anywhere in Glasgow, no matter how shit, gets upvoted. Come on, you know that. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 27th Aug 2019 8:28am)
  • Train stations aren't going to let you put your own posters up. Assuming the bands are any good, just mention it on facebook and they'll do the rest. The venues should be giving you a poster budget too, and letting you use their guys. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 27th Aug 2019 9:15am)
  • We call them Keep In Touch Towers! by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 27th Aug 2019 12:44pm)
  • [Tip Top in Mount Florida](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=shoe+repair+mount+florida#lrd=0x488846e5042c0d37:0x6625187dbe1bf789,1,,,), 100%. I've used them so many times, even after moving away. "One of the last proper shoe mending shops in Glasgow." by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 27th Aug 2019 12:39pm)
  • Fucking hell Still Game is so unfunny now. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 27th Aug 2019 12:48pm)
  • And the landscapes are in landscape. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 27th Aug 2019 1:15pm)
  • Trains don't turn back into pumpkins until 1am just now. Summer timetable. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 27th Aug 2019 2:25pm)
  • Students in the west end isn't a new, rising phenomenon, unless you're thinking of the new Chinatown. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 28th Aug 2019 9:34am)
  • How do you get your shitey promotion turned into a 'news' article these days? Do you have to be an existing advertiser, or is it a lump sum? Actually based on the quality of these ET / Glasgow Live things it's probably 50p and a packet of Space Raiders. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 28th Aug 2019 9:30am)
  • To be fair I do nip up there for a shite quite often. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 28th Aug 2019 9:55am)
  • Yes dad, very good. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 28th Aug 2019 1:43pm)
  • Nice. Reminds me of the [Knowhere Guide](https://knowhere.co.uk/Pollokshaws/Glasgow/Scotland/index). by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 28th Aug 2019 4:29pm)
  • Holy fuck, that's some work you've put into this. Nice one. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 28th Aug 2019 4:57pm)
  • Is graffiti the new balloon-animals? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Aug 2019 8:57am)
  • Nope, it was a couple of months ago. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Aug 2019 8:57am)
  • The Barras is great, but way more birthday caird pish than the ABC. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Aug 2019 9:00am)
  • Totally. The city's a mess; food banks being shut, pest infestations popping up everywhere, bins not collected and holes in the roads. Our SNP council and SNP government aren't doing anything about it, so fuck the Tories. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Aug 2019 9:32am)
  • I was in a well-liked West End boozer talking about how unfunny Janey Godley is, when this seething girl at the next table, full-on Glasgow Uni / West Endie accent, goes "Excuse me, this is actually Janey Godley's daughter" and pointed to her mate. A few moments of very awkward silence followed, before I could say something like, "Err... OK? Her sitting there doesn't change my mind" or some shit. Like I'm gonna be all "Fucking hell, if I'm in the same room as her daughter then I must be amused by her 'comedy'! Thanks!" by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Aug 2019 11:37am)
  • What about them? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Aug 2019 12:53pm)
  • > There is an occult shop in Glasgow called 23Engima. Or is there..? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Aug 2019 9:06am)
  • > Pot still (famous local pub, huge selection of whiskey) Get out. You're barred. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Aug 2019 9:16am)
  • Brilliant title. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Aug 2019 10:50am)
  • Ingram Wynd is the perfect mix of amazing and not-too-expensive. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Aug 2019 11:01am)
  • That'll be Buck's Bar then. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Aug 2019 11:37am)
  • Exactly as predicted by /u/4dan the other day. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Aug 2019 4:50pm)
  • OH THE BANTER by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Aug 2019 6:00pm)
  • Is she even in the jail now? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 2nd Sep 2019 11:39am)
  • Ridiculous. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 2nd Sep 2019 1:07pm)
  • BRB, embezzling a load of money. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 2nd Sep 2019 1:27pm)
  • This'll be on Glasgow live before the end of the day. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 3rd Sep 2019 10:04am)
  • PSA: You can get the bus from Cumbernauld to Glasgow, where there are several M&S shops to be found. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 3rd Sep 2019 3:59pm)
  • Toy. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th Sep 2019 8:57am)
  • Shops will be starting to hire Christmas staff about now. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th Sep 2019 10:53pm)
  • Saw Jerry Sadowitz in John Menzies. Went up to him and said, "It's you, isn't it?" and he goes, "Is it fuck, it's somebody else. Fuck off". Brilliant. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 8th Sep 2019 3:17pm)
  • > Barras Art & Design > some dull 'regeneration' project There you go. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Sep 2019 9:04am)
  • 18 Wheeler, not Whiteout. Source: Was there. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Sep 2019 2:09pm)
  • Stretching 'celebrity' here a bit now. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Sep 2019 2:34pm)
  • Halloween shops, then fireworks shops, THEN Christmas shops. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Sep 2019 5:20pm)
  • As if some of the roasters here would need paid. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Sep 2019 8:52am)
  • Don't get it. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Sep 2019 10:37am)
  • "Help please: Cheapest route to Canada? Megabus?" by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Sep 2019 10:57am)
  • Fight hate with hate! Nice. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Sep 2019 11:45am)
  • While they can't fill in a pot hole, I can't see them changing a law. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Sep 2019 1:03pm)
  • Shared Bradford. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th Sep 2019 2:13pm)
  • Depends. Do you want it done right or do you want some absolute legend to do it for twice the price while you drink a bottle of warm Becks? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th Sep 2019 1:52pm)
  • DF Concerts. You could probably just call the bar at King Tut's and whoever you speak to will sort it. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th Sep 2019 4:14pm)
  • Turkish place on Howard Street next to Rubadub was always great. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th Sep 2019 4:13pm)
  • Yeah, this is a big deal. People in Glasgow actually get excited about this, and with good reason. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 13th Sep 2019 8:51am)
  • Hello officer, what exactly are you after? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 13th Sep 2019 12:27pm)
  • Old ones are. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 13th Sep 2019 12:33pm)
  • Well since you asked, it's obviously somehow related to Yer Maw. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 13th Sep 2019 4:04pm)
  • Might not be her then? Just trying to help with the default answer for when anything unpleasant needs identified. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 13th Sep 2019 4:24pm)
  • Yes but what chap? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 14th Sep 2019 3:33pm)
  • We should figure out a 'Yer maw' bot for questions like this. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 14th Sep 2019 10:35pm)
  • 100%. Cunts going from Shields East into town with a bike? Fuck off and cycle it you lazy dicks. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 15th Sep 2019 5:35pm)
  • Stick it on eBay. Some weird cunt will buy it. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 16th Sep 2019 10:52pm)
  • Check it for gear then stick it on eBay. Some weird cunt will buy it. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Sep 2019 9:16am)
  • They sound like Commodore 64 games. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Sep 2019 10:14pm)
  • Guy from Brazil worried about crime in Glasgow... Jeez. You'll be fine. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Sep 2019 12:47pm)
  • > female's ... by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Sep 2019 10:17pm)
  • There's a free one on the go up at Hampden the now. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Sep 2019 10:22pm)
  • What about the wind farms? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th Sep 2019 8:54am)
  • Because he got stabbed with a needle? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th Sep 2019 2:39pm)
  • Thought so. That's fucked. Good on the guy for keeping his head down and hopefully sticking it out until he gets a result. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th Sep 2019 3:08pm)
  • Used to be the Sub Hub, there are stairs up from Argyle Arcade. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th Sep 2019 4:21pm)
  • It has been one. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th Sep 2019 10:28pm)
  • Something about lassie bams at Strathy Park I think. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Sep 2019 11:42am)
  • Would probably go for a wander if I had the sort of job you can just fuck off from for an hour... by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Sep 2019 12:27pm)
  • Yeah, too much to do here though. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Sep 2019 12:32pm)
  • Thanks. I can manage about 20 minutes for lunch on a Friday, and it'd take that long to get to a bus stop. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Sep 2019 3:01pm)
  • Pubs in the town are gonna be heaving, two nights in a row in this weather. Then it's all that marching tomorrow. A mental few nights for the polis. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Sep 2019 3:23pm)
  • I work by myself, self-employed. I COULD fuck off for a bit but then I'd be behind. Not moaning, just saying. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Sep 2019 4:53pm)
  • I will see myself in my office (cupboard) first thing on Monday morning. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Sep 2019 9:57pm)
  • So is this anti-anti-climate change? Protesting that people shouldn't be striking about it? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st Sep 2019 9:32am)
  • This is complicated. I couldn't go because of work I had to do, so is this having a go at people like me or not? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st Sep 2019 5:14pm)
  • Good stuff. Glasgow's much better than Edinburgh. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st Sep 2019 6:02pm)
  • Blah blah yer maw blah blah. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st Sep 2019 6:23pm)
  • Which is the one next to the old cinema and which is the one around the corner? The one around the corner towards Buchanan Street looks quite nice, but which was the one with the horrible sleazy Instagram shit? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st Sep 2019 6:22pm)
  • Tontine building rents desks by the day. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st Sep 2019 6:57pm)
  • Amazing. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st Sep 2019 6:56pm)
  • Got it. Thank you. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Sep 2019 8:49am)
  • Where in the southside? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 23rd Sep 2019 10:52pm)
  • Ingram Wynd all the way. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 24th Sep 2019 2:44pm)
  • Always thought the food in Pot Still was pies etc. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 24th Sep 2019 4:25pm)
  • Maybe his bird's got baws for a fanny, and the cake shop fucked it up. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 24th Sep 2019 5:09pm)
  • As if McGills drivers will either notice or give a fuck. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Sep 2019 10:26am)
  • Woah. Nice. Here's me buying the adult one like a mug. "Ah shit, sorry mate! Didn't realise! I'm no good with these things" should cover it. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Sep 2019 10:25am)
  • > Letting Type: Long Term . by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Sep 2019 10:31am)
  • Yeah fair enough. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Sep 2019 11:19am)
  • Could employ better drivers, then not have to pay so many inspectors. Everybody knows McGills drivers can't be trusted. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Sep 2019 11:16am)
  • Garbage men, or as we call them in Glasgow, 'bin men', do a good job. They're the opposite of this cunt. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Sep 2019 8:40am)
  • And Oor Wullie is famously from Dundee. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Sep 2019 9:07am)
  • That's one small part of it. Rehabilitation? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Sep 2019 12:05pm)
  • No but the money she stole from those kids will go to her OWN kid (and a holiday, and paying off some debts) so it's fine! by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Sep 2019 12:29pm)
  • Paesano? It's cheap and it'll be hectic, so there's plenty to talk about, or distract you, rather than just staring into each others' eyes over a bottle of wine. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Sep 2019 3:56pm)
  • Not the west end one. It used to be a bank and it feels like you're sitting in a bank. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 28th Sep 2019 9:19am)
  • Same as the west end but without the students, and with more choices for eating and drinking, and more parks, and no west end fannies. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 28th Sep 2019 9:17am)
  • It must'f, yeah. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th Sep 2019 12:34pm)
  • https://www.theyellowpractice.co.uk/mens-shed-govan/ by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th Sep 2019 4:18pm)
  • Maybe there is. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 2nd Oct 2019 12:52pm)
  • "Hi, Cuntpunsch says you're looking for staff. Hello? Hello..?" by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 2nd Oct 2019 12:58pm)
  • Anywhere in the centre. Loads of tourist shops. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 2nd Oct 2019 7:55pm)
  • That's actually the future site for some affordable luxury student accommodation. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 3rd Oct 2019 10:17am)
  • > It's disused and at risk. Cannot imagine what will happen soon. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 3rd Oct 2019 10:59am)
  • ...and if you're around there, check Oxfam Music on Vicky Road. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 3rd Oct 2019 2:10pm)
  • 😂 😂 by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 4th Oct 2019 8:59am)
  • Think it was an ongoing incident mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 4th Oct 2019 11:52am)
  • It's legal tender, but like any shop anywhere, it's up to them. A shop could refuse to sell things to people with hats on if they wanted; it's their business and they can operate however they like. I only ever get English notes from English ATMs, never really had the problem. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 4th Oct 2019 1:38pm)
  • Great, as a thick/ironic Glaswegian I am unavoidably drawn to any gimmick that incorporates Buckfast, whether it be cocktails, cupcakes or crisps. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 4th Oct 2019 2:16pm)
  • > my tuppence worth Scottish or English? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 4th Oct 2019 3:33pm)
  • Aye. There could be hundreds of dinners going out by mistake and not getting paid for. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Oct 2019 8:32am)
  • This again?? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Oct 2019 8:32am)
  • Battery life will soon banish those lovely nostalgic thoughts. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Oct 2019 1:34pm)
  • Nope. Recently bought a 8mm camera (because fuck lugging a VHS one around with you) to digitise tapes and film a little, and we've definitely become spoiled with battery life on our phones. Bear in mind that the camera you get will likely have been sitting in a cupboard with a flat battery for 20 years too. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Oct 2019 3:19pm)
  • Amazon about to buy Gourock, interesting. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Oct 2019 3:21pm)
  • Cracking wee place that. Went there on a recommendation once, absolutely loved it. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 9th Oct 2019 1:43pm)
  • > Police need to actually do their fucking jobs for a change I'm sure they were. I think this is more for the CSOs. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Oct 2019 9:23am)
  • > (do I really have to?) People like you are why Brexit happened. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Oct 2019 9:23am)
  • There's a reseller called Minted down at King's Court. Supreme, Palace and Stone Island, mostly, but loads of 'vintage' sportswear. Forty and Fat Buddha are the two worst. Unless you're in your fifties and the kids have grown up and you want to try to act you again. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Oct 2019 9:34am)
  • Yeah, it's reasonable. Better than all the usual online sources. Loads of stuff too. There's another place a couple of doors to the right too, some 90s sportswear reseller I think. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Oct 2019 11:08am)
  • https://www.ballroomscotland.com/glasgow by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Oct 2019 11:38am)
  • Those paper rounds are tough in Romania. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Oct 2019 3:59pm)
  • Love a bus run. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 12th Oct 2019 5:19pm)
  • Why would you be looking for Pringles in Primark? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 12th Oct 2019 5:18pm)
  • Govanhill isn't the multi-cultural Bohemia people would have you believe. You could behead a white rhino on Westmorland Street and no cunt would bat an eyelid. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 12th Oct 2019 5:17pm)
  • "Shite" by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 13th Oct 2019 8:52pm)
  • All of them apart from you. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 14th Oct 2019 4:06pm)
  • People browsing this sub must think Glasgow is just a river, a crane, some weird bridges and a glowing dome. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 17th Oct 2019 9:39am)
  • The HA doesn't have a pest control department, and asked HIM to sort that out? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 17th Oct 2019 9:38am)
  • Glad you like it! by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 17th Oct 2019 9:58am)
  • Doesn't exactly look like a ton of fun. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 17th Oct 2019 10:10am)
  • It's not cold, it's only got a wee bit of heat through it. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 17th Oct 2019 1:27pm)
  • I heard he was too. I won't be sniffing any lapel-flowers today, let me tell you. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 17th Oct 2019 1:58pm)
  • Will be stunned if at least one doesn't appear here this afternoon. Bit of a shitey day for it though. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 17th Oct 2019 1:55pm)
  • Cracking chain restaurant, that. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 17th Oct 2019 3:38pm)
  • Straight up thought he meant that as well. Nando's card. Doner card. Cunt likes to dine out. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 17th Oct 2019 10:29pm)
  • > I’m not allowed to miss any of it. You can miss it if you're ill. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 18th Oct 2019 10:07am)
  • Sainsbury's garage on Woodlands Road used to always be the one. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 18th Oct 2019 10:20am)
  • Fuck yer ties mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 18th Oct 2019 11:19am)
  • > And I’s also recommend Aldi Cheers Ali G. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 18th Oct 2019 1:41pm)
  • What are you into? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 20th Oct 2019 4:54pm)
  • He slows down to let the Kia in, it doesn't go for the space, he moves off and THEN the Kia moves over. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 23rd Oct 2019 8:48pm)
  • That looks awesome. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 24th Oct 2019 12:42pm)
  • "Waaah, it's Lidl, and even though I do my main shop there, I once had a good pinger in the Arches in 2002, so this is an outrage!" by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 24th Oct 2019 1:09pm)
  • Greenan shore. Past Ayr, just, but much quieter and natural. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 24th Oct 2019 1:59pm)
  • Nope. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 25th Oct 2019 9:14am)
  • /r/whoosh by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 25th Oct 2019 9:12am)
  • You could be the tenth person to complain about him for all you know. Get the polis telt before he gets away with this patter on somebody not as confident as you and your mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 25th Oct 2019 9:26am)
  • You're not top floor are you? If you are make sure the hatch is very secure. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 25th Oct 2019 10:49am)
  • They certainly do. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 26th Oct 2019 4:27pm)
  • Nothing to do with me but worth slinging them a few quid. Stunned nobody's died falling off those platforms. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 26th Oct 2019 5:11pm)
  • Where did you go? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 26th Oct 2019 5:22pm)
  • "Nastiest" and "greasiest", mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 26th Oct 2019 5:22pm)
  • > As the hair will grow back thicker otherwise Absolutely not true. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 27th Oct 2019 9:19am)
  • Do your kids drink or do coke? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 27th Oct 2019 4:18pm)
  • Spoons should be open. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 27th Oct 2019 4:16pm)
  • Loads of hotels and student halls that must need cleaning staff. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Oct 2019 10:11pm)
  • Just don't move any other promoter's posters. That's when things get ugly. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 29th Oct 2019 12:20pm)
  • BHS could never be a food market. It'd need to be torn down and rebuilt with appropriate ventilation, kitchens, ground-level bathrooms, fire escapes and sprinklers. You can't just re-puropse a department store into something like that I'm afraid. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 29th Oct 2019 5:06pm)
  • Sorry it's GlasgowLive. "A community's efforts to save a bowling club on the south side from being turned into homes has taken a step forward. Mount Florida Community Trust has submitted a planning application to Glasgow City Council, requesting permission to turn Mount Florida Bowling Club into a sports facility, with a garden. The plan would see the club used for a variety of activities, including tennis, bowling and a children’s play area. It comes as part of a campaign to preserve “the only greenspace at the heart of Mount Florida” after the bowling club indicated it intended to sell the land for property development. “Our plan is to repurpose the existing bowling club and reduce this to one green for bowling and develop the other green for tennis and community use,” the application states. The clubhouse would be rented out for functions as well as providing changing rooms for the tennis and bowling clubs. The Trust intends to make an application to the Scottish Land Fund to potentially take initial ownership of the land and buildings. “We intend to pursue a buy option from the members of the bowling club thus ensuring the long standing history of forming part of the neighbourhood’s amenity is preserved for all generations to enjoy,” a planning report states. “The opportunities for the community are endless. We have also been in consultation with Mount Florida Primary School who have shown a keen interest in working with us to give the school a green safe place for the children to play. “The bar area we would like to retain for functions and possibly other occasions as a revenue stream, not necessarily for football days at Hampden but this is a possible revenue stream, if adequately managed with the surrounding community.” The plan states the clubhouse could also be used by local clubs, such as art, dance and Yoga classes." by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 29th Oct 2019 5:13pm)
  • The development is definitely for the best. Making private greenspace into public, usable greenspace. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Oct 2019 8:48am)
  • That looks a lot like it was already set up to sell food, so not "exactly" the same at all. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Oct 2019 8:52am)
  • Fuck bowls. This place should be a park for real people. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Oct 2019 9:00am)
  • Seems fine. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Oct 2019 11:29am)
  • Username checks out. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Oct 2019 11:28am)
  • One cafe does not equate to facilities throughout the building... by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Oct 2019 11:43am)
  • Safe as in terms of investment? It's absolutely more safe and peaceful than the vast majority of the west end. Man up. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Oct 2019 1:34pm)
  • Fuck spending your time looking in every one of these places if some cunt can get you going to the best one first. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Oct 2019 3:02pm)
  • Maybe there was a link posted somewhere. It's certainly noticeable. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 31st Oct 2019 9:06am)
  • The stabbings are wee Asian young teams fighting amongst themselves so it's unlikely to affect anybody not wanting to get involved. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 31st Oct 2019 9:47am)
  • Gotta look good sitting in the back of that 8 mpg chauffeur driven Rolls Royce! by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 31st Oct 2019 10:38am)
  • I mean, you can leave metal stuff outside just about anywhere and it'll be gone the same day... Some gypsy in a clapped out untaxed van full of red diesel will take care of that. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 31st Oct 2019 4:21pm)
  • Left a TV in my close, top floor, while I was rearranging some stuff and it was gone in about twenty minutes. And I needed that TV. None of the neighbours were in. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 31st Oct 2019 5:13pm)
  • I don't get it. Is this to do with Game of Thrones? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 31st Oct 2019 5:15pm)
  • Oh cool. Should have made it into an angry face or something then. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 31st Oct 2019 5:31pm)
  • They posted on here, pretending to be a member of the public. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 31st Oct 2019 5:30pm)
  • But if you've got a mattress you need rid of, it's gonna cost. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 31st Oct 2019 8:57pm)
  • When people tell you either the Bellgrove Hotel or the Wallace Street flats, they're taking the piss. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 1st Nov 2019 2:34pm)
  • The internet, which brings up the previous threads in this sub asking the same question as the top results when you Google this. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 1st Nov 2019 3:31pm)
  • Not really. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 3rd Nov 2019 12:39pm)
  • https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFLOYUQXUAAgbiP.jpg:large by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 4th Nov 2019 5:23pm)
  • What other dog owners are going to welcome some cunt walking into their pub with two Staffies? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 5th Nov 2019 11:32am)
  • Yas, got my tune choice up! Thanks! by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 5th Nov 2019 12:48pm)
  • Is it a dating app for fat and ugly people? Because that's my idea. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 5th Nov 2019 1:08pm)
  • As somebody said in one of the other threads, Queens Park flagpole is a very good place to see much of the city from. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 5th Nov 2019 3:39pm)
  • > without knowing the difference between the culture or pieces is annoying. That's you. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 5th Nov 2019 3:42pm)
  • Bob here started out illegally and his stuff then was a million miles better than just having ONE cartoon face. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 5th Nov 2019 3:41pm)
  • > here >just south of Glasgow So, not Glasgow then? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Nov 2019 9:49am)
  • If everyone you meet is a prick, have you considered that it might be you who's the prick? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Nov 2019 9:48am)
  • Shops are probably still looking for Christmas staff. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Nov 2019 10:54am)
  • Yep. Nice and central, and there are loads of other options around if people want to drift off, or have a drink before they show up. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Nov 2019 11:05am)
  • First page of Google: http://www.hiddenglasgow.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=370 by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Nov 2019 6:31pm)
  • Yous took that well tbf. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Nov 2019 10:39pm)
  • Agreed. Still, the club near me was under threat, so they put out an appeal for new members. Turns out they had around 150 applications, but they weren't counted because the forms were either photocopies (of a black and white document) or lost, and now the members are selling up to developers for their own personal profit. As they clearly had planned to. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Nov 2019 9:51am)
  • Fuck bowling clubs, but not the local residents who liked there being a bit of greenery instead of yet more flats. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Nov 2019 10:37am)
  • > we don't have a big problem with lack of green space in the city. We do. It's rapidly disappearing from the suburbs to get more flats up. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Nov 2019 11:59am)
  • Gotta pay for that unnecessary plastic packaging somehow. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Nov 2019 1:24pm)
  • > any group of males will be boisterous arsewipes who think long hair is for lassies and they're "too hard" for it. He's at Glasgow Uni... by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Nov 2019 1:26pm)
  • Cunt might not want to step up to some - presumably fighting-fit - cunt who he can presume already hates him. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Nov 2019 9:40am)
  • What if he kicks your cunt in? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Nov 2019 9:53am)
  • Fair. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Nov 2019 9:58am)
  • > He could have gotten this at any point in his life. Could easily cover it up if he didn't still believe in it. It's the most familiar, dangerous symbol of hate in the world you absolute mug. It's not that OP didn't like the cunt's shoes or something. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Nov 2019 12:58pm)
  • > There is nothing you or the gym can do. Like shops and pubs, the gym can withdraw that person's invitation to visit. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Nov 2019 12:57pm)
  • All their 'news' is from other sources (that they don't even link back to), so you can get the full story anywhere else. GlasgowLive is basically unusable on mobile because of the intrusive ads. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Nov 2019 1:20pm)
  • I don't. It just seems like a waste, like it could actually be pretty good. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Nov 2019 1:56pm)
  • What if our boy here goes, "Ah well, fair enough, I'll see what the Evening Times think then"? Absolute worst PR for any wellness/fitness firm. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Nov 2019 2:51pm)
  • Probably not, probably just shit, easy, free content. Maybe the GlasgowLive lurkers would like to tell us? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Nov 2019 3:52pm)
  • There might be a link here: https://www.vanguardcentre.com/ Otherwise, speak to the National Trust for Scotland and Historic Scotland. Guaranteed there's a lute band or whatever somewhere looking for new members. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Nov 2019 3:55pm)
  • Very good. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Nov 2019 4:24pm)
  • Totally. Pink curtains omg. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 9th Nov 2019 8:35am)
  • Yeah, that gets pointed out every time this gets posted. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Nov 2019 10:26am)
  • lol alright mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Nov 2019 11:31am)
  • It's not far off "brer" which absolutely does work with a Glasgow accent. Ma wee brer etc. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Nov 2019 10:26am)
  • Is 'first come first served' respected then? What if the other cunts are all, "There's more of us and she's no well" or something? Does it matter, as long as you're there first? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Nov 2019 1:12pm)
  • Nice, thank you. Have always wondered. I guess you don't get roasters when it's that remote. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Nov 2019 1:50pm)
  • Was really open minded about changing from No to Yes in light of recent events, but no chance under an SNP government. If this is what happens when they run one city I dread to think how fucked the country would be. The Struge doing a bit more in her own constituency, in Govanhill, would have been a good indicator of the national changes planned. But nah. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 13th Nov 2019 9:12am)
  • /r/shittyHDR by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 13th Nov 2019 10:16am)
  • As I say, I won't be voting Yes while the SNP are running things (into the ground). by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 13th Nov 2019 10:48am)
  • More stops, fewer starts. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 13th Nov 2019 2:31pm)
  • Typical blinkered SNP moron. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 17th Nov 2019 1:59pm)
  • Imagine the hiding you'd get if you said that to an actual person in real life. Prick. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 17th Nov 2019 1:58pm)
  • One of these rules they can wheel out if somebody's coming the cunt. You'll be fine as long as you're sober. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 20th Nov 2019 2:17pm)
  • "Where am I?" That must have been some night mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Nov 2019 9:11am)
  • Prefer them raw with a bit of butter. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th Nov 2019 11:18am)
  • Had loads over the years but we recently changed to AGPM and they're amazing. Fixed a load of stuff that had been sitting for ages, and about a quarter of what we'd been quoted in the past. Got nothing to do with them, had never heard of them, but one guy in the close got us changed to them and I'm 100% backing them. http://agpmscotland.co.uk/ by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 28th Nov 2019 12:32pm)
  • > - loads of tourist attractions you can visit in your spare time You'll be bored (and broke) from that sharpish. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 28th Nov 2019 2:12pm)
  • One of the best in the world. Any time you're overseas at a show people are so hyped to meet somebody from Glasgow. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 28th Nov 2019 2:11pm)
  • Hard to believe somebody like you exists in Glasgow in 2019. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 29th Nov 2019 8:30am)
  • Fully expecting that other guy's picture to show up here too. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 2nd Dec 2019 2:13pm)
  • Movie studios' viral marketing hits an all-time low. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 3rd Dec 2019 12:22pm)
  • 4. No dogs all over you when you're trying to eat by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 3rd Dec 2019 1:29pm)
  • No bar I'd want to be in. Don't you have a TV and a Twitter account? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 3rd Dec 2019 2:20pm)
  • "MA EAR'S BLEEDIN!!!! Aw, wait - there's the bus." by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 3rd Dec 2019 4:50pm)
  • MODS! Found a post that isn't a photo of the weather or about Irn Bru, you'll have to delete. Anyway it's Walkers Baked. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th Dec 2019 8:33am)
  • He wishes he was a ned, he's a graphic designer. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th Dec 2019 12:25pm)
  • Is she actually pouting in the picture where she's holding the wean? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th Dec 2019 3:19pm)
  • Can't see any exhausts. Who's Paul Walker? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th Dec 2019 3:23pm)
  • Nobody holds a newspaper like that, nobody writes without looking and nobody reads a book upside down. Pricks. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Dec 2019 11:59am)
  • 100%. This election is about getting the Tories out, so a vote for the SNP just splits the opposition vote. Anybody paying attention is going to want Labour in Number Ten, then we'll take it from there with either no Brexit, a deal Brexit or well-organised independence when the time is right. Imagine Scotland having to negotiate its way out of the UK, with all the customs/border issues and into the EU at the same time. It'd be like this current mess all over again, concentrated on Hollyrood rather than Westminster. Sometimes I think people imagine that the Scottish Parliament is just SNP headquarters. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 6th Dec 2019 9:10am)
  • Incredible scenes. A life-changing event for the pop-minded youth of Glasgow, and I bet anybody who was there can well remember seeing the King of Pop. Makes you wonder just how many young people he touched that day. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 6th Dec 2019 4:40pm)
  • It's safer than Dubai because you aren't going to get beheaded for kissing the wrong person or walking on the wrong thing. Also service staff do get tipped because in Glasgow, they've actually chosen to do that job. My time in Dubai was one of the most unsettling experiences of my life. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Dec 2019 9:00am)
  • He used to come in to the shop I worked in and say some incredibly crude stuff to some of the younger dudes working in there. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Dec 2019 9:18am)
  • Guarantees a Happy Ending. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Dec 2019 1:11pm)
  • It's got a fucking Wild West themed bar in it, playing country music. Makes me wonder if somebody pulled out and that was all they could get to fill the space. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Dec 2019 1:10pm)
  • "Stick a Santa hat on that, £5 to see it, bosh." by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Dec 2019 2:01pm)
  • Found the recruiter. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Dec 2019 3:37pm)
  • > Stravaigin' Going to use this from now on. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Dec 2019 4:33pm)
  • You in Australia aye? Bet you wish you were here so you could vote Tory this week you absolute fanny. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Dec 2019 5:14pm)
  • Not rounding up to the next pound/fiver when you've had a brilliant experience because of one individual is a cunt tactic so you've just made an arse of yourself there. And in the entire rest of this thread, too. Enjoy Australia cunto. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Dec 2019 5:23pm)
  • We did it Reddit! by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Dec 2019 8:55pm)
  • Didn't this building used to be a fire station? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Dec 2019 9:28pm)
  • Not sure Damon Albarn invented that one tbf. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Dec 2019 9:51am)
  • Thank you for your service. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Dec 2019 10:54am)
  • Not sure where you mean exactly... End of Cathcart Road, over the motorway? It's all fine round there now. Far enough away from Govanhill that you can live your life without needing to spend all your time there. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Dec 2019 12:30pm)
  • Ah! Right. I was thinking there was going to be a Farmfoods at the other end, where the new retail park is. I'm sure OP will be fine down there, seems like mostly young families. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Dec 2019 1:47pm)
  • Nice. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Dec 2019 1:45pm)
  • Hampden base is right there so that's handy. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Dec 2019 1:51pm)
  • Labour. They're the only chance to get the Tories out, and we can worry about everything else (a lot less) if that happens. Splitting the opposition vote right now seems as absurd as the fact that this is even taking place. If you're up for independence and vote SNP, the Tories will stay in Number Ten and that'll be a fuck load much harder to organise. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Dec 2019 3:53pm)
  • Splitting the opposition vote is good for the Tories. Loads of Labour voters going to the SNP is splitting the vote and maki9mng it much more likely that the Tories will stay in, and if you think Scotland leaving the UK AND entering the EU will be any less messy and complicated than the current attempts at Brexit you're being a bit naive. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Dec 2019 5:13pm)
  • So you'd be fine with a Tory government and a No Deal Brexit, as long as the SNP had a majority in Scotland? OK mate... by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Dec 2019 5:11pm)
  • Interesting. I had to sign up for the GCC website the other day, and the main UK.GOV one, the portal to all the local authorities had every gender under the sun and all sorts of options for 'I'm not telling you / I don't know'. The actual council site had none. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Dec 2019 5:34pm)
  • Send them a print, I bet they'd put it up. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th Dec 2019 9:53am)
  • Pizza Express has shut, the latest closure on Sauchiehall Street. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th Dec 2019 11:49am)
  • This is /r/glasgow mate, you'll want /r/nyc/ for that. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th Dec 2019 4:36pm)
  • I mean, if the letting agent is saying that... I'd be inclined to believe it. It's not like he's holding onto a Ravel Row flat for a celebrity client. It's pretty grim there and you could probably get something a lot nicer in a quieter place for the same money if you looked southside. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th Dec 2019 9:14am)
  • You're allowed to bring your own pen. You're also allowed to be drunk or on drugs. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th Dec 2019 9:10am)
  • Wow. Where? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th Dec 2019 9:22am)
  • Think it was an ongoing incident. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th Dec 2019 9:21am)
  • Downvoted for a PSA, great. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th Dec 2019 11:29am)
  • > Literally posting Scottish Tory propaganda. Don't talk shite. Anybody not backing the SNP gets accused of being a Tory these days. It's ridiculous. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th Dec 2019 11:31am)
  • > the other Scottish parties are all Tories Didn't realise you were a moron. Sorry for replying. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th Dec 2019 11:38am)
  • Sounds like some fud trying to sell off his shite collection. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th Dec 2019 4:57pm)
  • You should do a book. The other Glasgow Taxi books have been shite but yours would be good. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th Dec 2019 5:35pm)
  • Give him gold then. Nobody cares what you do with your face. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th Dec 2019 5:49pm)
  • The Tories won't allow another referendum but the SNP have no other agenda so they'll put all their effort into getting one to the detriment of actually running the country. The state of the FM's own constituency being a good example of how this has already been happening but it's about to get a whole lot worse. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 13th Dec 2019 9:29am)
  • You know if we get independence we'll be relying massively on US trade deals? Trump already owns bits of Scotland and he's coming for the rest. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 13th Dec 2019 9:25am)
  • Free pedicures and shoes for all. Delivered in a nice big Rolls Royce. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 13th Dec 2019 11:09am)
  • Might not get let in if you're in your own. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 13th Dec 2019 11:16am)
  • Bouncers might think you're up to something. Definitely seen it happen. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 13th Dec 2019 11:21am)
  • They'll do fuck all. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 13th Dec 2019 2:53pm)
  • What happened to the table? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 13th Dec 2019 2:52pm)
  • Pretty sure the Sturge hasn't visited her constituency this year. No wonder, it's an absolute disgrace, too. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 13th Dec 2019 5:24pm)
  • Downvoted for an unfashionable opinion. You're absolutely right. The UK's exit didn't even need to divide up the North Sea light crude drilling areas, and it still hasn't been negotiated. Anybody thinking that Scotland will have an easy route back into the EU is deluded or hasn't been paying attention. Britain keeps the lights on by borrowing money from the Bond Markets and Scotland would be screwed without that. But no, let's crack open a Tennent's, stick on some Frankie Boyle and we're fine. Scottish nationalism is as ugly as its English counterpart. Now downvote, well done. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 13th Dec 2019 5:32pm)
  • Right enough, apologies! It took a nationally covered live news story to get her to visit. Still didn't go for a walk around Govanhill, did she? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 13th Dec 2019 7:51pm)
  • Your post proves the point really well. It took a building BURNING DOWN for her to set foot in her own constituency. Dunno if you've been lately but it's a right state. Can confirm, live here. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 13th Dec 2019 7:55pm)
  • I should stay off it tonight but thank you. Last night was a late one. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 13th Dec 2019 8:13pm)
  • It's all Facebook groups and online petitions now. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 13th Dec 2019 9:17pm)
  • They don't know that the UK keeps the lights on with trust bonds. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 14th Dec 2019 12:46pm)
  • Or France, or Spain. Scottish people are too lazy to protest for longer than it takes to gets some Facebook photos. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 15th Dec 2019 10:56am)
  • Infinitely cooler than another picture of the Clyde. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 16th Dec 2019 9:04am)
  • > I've heard Hacking and Paterson are decent Found Hacking (or Paterson). by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 16th Dec 2019 2:51pm)
  • > Cafe Strangebrew is a lovely brunch place on Pollockshaws Rd (Southside) POLLOKSHAWS... You'll likely have to queue outside to get a seat, but it's very good when you can get in. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Dec 2019 9:12am)
  • Pot Still will be absolute bedlam until the new year. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Dec 2019 9:11am)
  • Pint in the Georgic it is then. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Dec 2019 11:39am)
  • Are you two inches tall? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Dec 2019 9:03am)
  • You trying to get that elusive 37th follower? Trying to make yourself go viral? This isn't funny, Eddie. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Dec 2019 4:11pm)
  • Bear in mind you can 'do' Edinburgh in a day, pretty much. A day and a night maybe. People generally have a few days in Glasgow and a week in Edinburgh and end up bored in Edinburgh, wishing they'd stayed long in Glasgow. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th Dec 2019 10:41am)
  • Amsterdam's great nowadays, it's the one European city I'd gladly moved to. Much has been done to calm the sleaze and the stag parties. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th Dec 2019 10:53am)
  • The captions on that site are so useless. Obviously written by somebody who's just seeing the pictures for the first time. Anybody know where number 16 is..? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th Dec 2019 10:51am)
  • Amazing. Thank you. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th Dec 2019 10:33pm)
  • On a Saturday? Bastards. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Dec 2019 8:57am)
  • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broken_windows_theory by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Dec 2019 9:18am)
  • Work nights out should be on a work night. Not in your own time. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Dec 2019 11:15am)
  • Wander around with the place to yourself until the pubs open. Sounds like a brilliant day tbh. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Dec 2019 2:47pm)
  • Found the mongo. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Dec 2019 5:47pm)
  • Ned Sheeran fans are bams. That's why this happened. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Dec 2019 6:01pm)
  • It's never happened before, then Gerry fucking Cinnamon plays, and they're all in the water. His crowd are bams. It's not hard to fucking figure it out. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 23rd Dec 2019 12:25pm)
  • West End is touristy/studenty/boring/shite. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Dec 2019 8:14pm)
  • If you look even remotely like any famous American you'll be assumed to be that person and expected to do their accent. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Dec 2019 8:13pm)
  • Nobody gives a fuck as long as you're not coming the cunt. You'll be sound. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Dec 2019 8:11pm)
  • Aye. Loads. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Dec 2019 8:10pm)
  • > Was hoping to head in and get some post-apocalyptic pictures but it wasn't to be. Won't be long. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Dec 2019 8:18pm)
  • "thinly veiled"?? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Dec 2019 10:22pm)
  • You called the council and somebody ANSWERED?! by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Dec 2019 2:34pm)
  • Your local pub will be better than most other things. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Dec 2019 2:33pm)
  • Scotia when it opens, a few in there then over the road to the Clutha. There'll probably be a band on, you'll meet a load of new people and it's like being at somebody's flat. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Dec 2019 5:19pm)
  • It's pronounced "Magrit". by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Dec 2019 5:20pm)
  • She's a WOMAN! Who SWEARS! How dare you! by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th Dec 2019 10:07am)
  • And did it again. She must know she only had one joke. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th Dec 2019 10:07am)
  • Yep. Also interesting how her Twitter profile picture is her ONE joke, from five years ago or something. Holy fuck she is so unfunny. Although it IS funny that is seems she runs her own Facebook fan page. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th Dec 2019 1:27pm)
  • In light of recent events that's a great way to get themselves shot by the polis. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th Dec 2019 10:03pm)
  • I wondered what this is every night for years. It lights up the sky for miles. Thank you for this. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 31st Dec 2019 11:08pm)
  • To all those tourists wondering what the best thing to do in Glasgow tonight, this is it. Chatting about traffic wizard videos. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 31st Dec 2019 11:06pm)
  • Whom'st? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 1st Jan 2020 5:03pm)
  • It's a bad Photoshop. Or MS Paint. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Jan 2020 10:54am)
  • Where are they? Never heard of them. Dennistoun? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Jan 2020 5:37pm)
  • It's especially fucked up when you're cycling, since there's no horizon. It's really easy, then it's fine for a bit, then it gets really hard for seemingly no reason. Freaked me the fuck out first time. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Jan 2020 6:12pm)
  • Nice one. A bit out the way? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Jan 2020 6:10pm)
  • There's always a thought that you'd walk all the way through only to find a bunch of steaming maniacs occupying the exit. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Jan 2020 9:34pm)
  • Try the "Part-time job" post, which has almost fives times as many replies as this because it wasn't worded like a five year old wrote it. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Jan 2020 9:38pm)
  • Cheers Columbo. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 4th Jan 2020 5:59pm)
  • Apart from the songwriter. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 4th Jan 2020 6:05pm)
  • He's from Strathaven. At least one other is. At least the Mary Chain always acknowledged they were from EK. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 4th Jan 2020 6:05pm)
  • You could spend your whole day there. See the Tramway, lunch in Gnom, some rum in the Run Shack, ale or gin in the Allison Arms, something fancy in the Koel Ship Yard, walk through Queens Park to Shawlands, look around the charity shops, something to drink in Curious Liquids then dinner in the kebab place or Vietnamese place on Allison Street then a dance at the Rum Shack. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 4th Jan 2020 9:35pm)
  • Ah, this again... I guess when there's nothing positive to be told, The National can wheel this bullshit out again. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Jan 2020 3:49pm)
  • Never mind improvements to infrastructure, or housing or foodbanks for that matter, let's go independent! Then we can figure it out, right? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Jan 2020 3:53pm)
  • It's "trending" for them because your Twitter account knows what local stuff you're interested in. It isn't for me, and dare I say, anybody else who doesn't usually check The Herald and the 'Glasgow' Times. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Jan 2020 3:55pm)
  • The First bus is fine, but I guess the council don't get to keep all of the profit from it. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Jan 2020 9:49am)
  • Somebody's after some free climbing gear. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Jan 2020 1:54pm)
  • Brilliant present for the old man, a trip to a fitba park to stand about in the carpark trying to find somebody there who doesn't want to go inside. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Jan 2020 2:00pm)
  • Can you tap me a grand until I get paid please? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Jan 2020 9:22am)
  • Ashton Lane is awful. Coked-up call centre team leaders, coked-up football players and date-rapey middle aged sleazebags. It's an 80s town-centre nightmare disguised as 'fancy'. Bath Street is much more suited to students/20s. Sauchiehall Street is fine too, loads of places all next to each other. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Jan 2020 9:20am)
  • I dunno. Did you? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Jan 2020 9:42am)
  • Yep, that's Merchant City. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Jan 2020 1:17pm)
  • HA! You reckon? Have you dealt with the council before? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Jan 2020 3:52pm)
  • Had some time to kill so actually sat through the 40-odd minute hold (although having worked in a call centre, I'm pretty sure the call got answered and immediately put on hold a few times) and eventually got told that they're not sending the calendars out this year. So you can phone up and find out, or navigate the site to figure it out. Great for the computer-savvy with plenty of time on their hands, not great for every-fucking-body else. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Jan 2020 4:15pm)
  • I think any bar charging £4.50 for a bottle of Blue Moon has been taking the piss out of you mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Jan 2020 4:50pm)
  • You think everybody has solid oak ceilings? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Jan 2020 8:38am)
  • Do you think people can just drill into their ceiling, screw in a bike hook and hang a bike up? Not all ceilings are load-bearing ceilings... by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Jan 2020 1:04pm)
  • Where is that? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Jan 2020 1:06pm)
  • Menthol but so she cannae smell them. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Jan 2020 1:05pm)
  • Cool. Just hammer a hole in it and hope you hit a joist. A strong joist. Got it. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Jan 2020 2:17pm)
  • 'Project Mayhem' is such a hilarious name for a bunch of fucked students nodding their heads in a warehouse off Paisley Road West. Spiral Tribe this is not. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Jan 2020 2:20pm)
  • I was at a Desert Storm 'rave' in the Green after a Criminal Justice Bill march in about 1995. Proper crusty shit. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 10th Jan 2020 10:04am)
  • Ooft! Nice! I forgot about THAT tune too. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 10th Jan 2020 10:02am)
  • Yeah, I think that must be their biggest tune, I remember it being out on actual CD! Bloody sell outs... by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 10th Jan 2020 10:58am)
  • Govanhill will be the new Hackney soon. Difference between Govanhill and Finnieston is that people can afford to live there, so as history shows the artistic crowd will move in because it's cheap and there are good bars, then regular people will see that it's gone all artistic and want to be there too, and the businesses will change to cater for the new crowd. It's a good time to own somewhere near Govanhill. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 10th Jan 2020 12:10pm)
  • > Scottish Whiskeys But do remember that here in Scotland, whisky is spelled 'whisky'. I'd recommend the Bon Accord too, but make sure you order whiskies and not "whiskeys". Because the people in that place know what they're on about. Scotch Whisky. You'd probably end up chatting to most of the people in there about your travels too, it'll be nice. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 10th Jan 2020 1:35pm)
  • Who? What is this shite? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 10th Jan 2020 2:03pm)
  • Username checks out. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 10th Jan 2020 2:44pm)
  • Govanhill is a shithole, no doubt about it, but it's getting better because of the people moving there. Certainly not because of the council and their attempts at bike lanes. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 10th Jan 2020 3:49pm)
  • No. Carla Ponsanti coming here (sedition isn't a crime in Scotland) will guarantee a no from Spain. Can't have Spain letting a newly independent country in when they're actively stopping Catalonia do that. Lots of similar examples in Italy too. The real question is whether an independent Scotland would want it. It's hardly 'taking back control' when we'd be going from having 48 seats in a Parliament of 650 to having six seats in a Parliament of 750. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 11th Jan 2020 3:09pm)
  • Love that pavement, thanks for filming it. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 11th Jan 2020 3:14pm)
  • Downvoted for facts rather than blind nationalism. Says it all. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 11th Jan 2020 3:12pm)
  • They think Scotland would work as in independent country. Or at least they want Scotland to be an independent country, they probably haven't actually thought about it much. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 11th Jan 2020 3:15pm)
  • "They" most certainly have not. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 11th Jan 2020 3:24pm)
  • You'd like a much smaller parliamentary representation? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 11th Jan 2020 3:25pm)
  • Downvoted rather than replied to? Who cares about the reality of it, eh? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 11th Jan 2020 3:33pm)
  • Exactly. If we're not using the pound there'd be a monetary barrier with rUK and there would be trade tariffs - rUK currently 64% of our trade - and if we were using the pound we wouldn't have any control over monetary policies or interest rates. And never mind the billions of pounds of reserves we'd need if we moved from the central bank. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 11th Jan 2020 4:08pm)
  • You reckon it's racist to tell a load of Scottish nationalists to fuck off, IN Scotland? He means "fuck off" in general you absolute moron. This'll probably go on your Facebook except by then it'll be that he punched you in the face and stabbed you with a Union Jack flag pole. Get a grip. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 11th Jan 2020 5:08pm)
  • Project Actual Facts by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 11th Jan 2020 5:05pm)
  • > There are obstacles to overcome To put it incredibly mildly. I'd like to see some sort of plan for all these issues before I vote, and they just aren't coming. It's all, "Mon, let's go independent, it'll me magic! We can worry about the realities after we've had the massive celebration party!" by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 11th Jan 2020 5:15pm)
  • That is 100%, completely and absolutely what happened with Brexit. Flag-waving nationalists wanting away from one state of affairs while having absolutely no clue how to proceed when it happens. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 11th Jan 2020 5:25pm)
  • Agreed. I got called a Tory for voting No and I've been Labour or SNP all my life. It's that kind of frantic dismissal of anybody disagreeing that makes the Yes people so disingenuous. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 11th Jan 2020 6:02pm)
  • It's literally exactly what just happened with Brexit. Devout nationalists voting with their hearts rather than their heads, sending the country into the unknown abyss. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Jan 2020 9:50am)
  • I'm Scottish and I'm saying you're twat. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Jan 2020 10:01am)
  • Imagine having to drive up to the Shawlands BP. Really makes you think. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Jan 2020 4:47pm)
  • At least stand up and get out the gutter. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Jan 2020 9:54am)
  • And also between damp or rainwater coming in. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Jan 2020 9:58am)
  • The 'P' of the vertical sign going out of frame is killing me. That car on the left too. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Jan 2020 4:18pm)
  • Also didn't even put an address. Joke doesn't really work when there's no address to return it to. Maybe he realised it was a shite joke anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Jan 2020 10:14am)
  • This is the worst, not because of the madlad Calum banter, but the "just ask and I'll buy you one" bit. The 'I'm so much better than you scum, and wealthy enough that I can spend money on the poor!' Your brother is a very boring, snobby individual. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Jan 2020 10:12am)
  • They're delicious and nutritious? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Jan 2020 10:33am)
  • Can you list what refugees you'd welcome to Glasgow and which ones you wouldn't? Just so we know what kind of racist you are. Cheers. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Jan 2020 10:35am)
  • Agreed, this is /r/scotland-level patter. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Jan 2020 12:43pm)
  • > They'll send a team out Oh mate. You haven't dealt with GCC before, have you? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Jan 2020 1:38pm)
  • Nobody mentioned the Sighthill Stone Circle? http://www.discoverglasgow.org/statues-sighthill-stone-circ/4572885503 by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Jan 2020 2:09pm)
  • This is a good site: http://www.discoverglasgow.org/what-to-see/4577748065 by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Jan 2020 2:13pm)
  • Still fried next to the sausages I'm sure. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Jan 2020 2:45pm)
  • Why is it always Indian food at these things? I'm so glad it is, because I love Indian food and there's usually a few twats who don't want any so there's always loads, but why is it Indian food and square-sliced pizza? Cheaper than egg sandwiches? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Jan 2020 3:32pm)
  • Did it too and it's really hard. Worth it for the money if you're in a fix, though. And yeah, there was only ever one wacky loudmouth there when I did it. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Jan 2020 5:37pm)
  • Used to be able to, now you can't. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Jan 2020 12:58pm)
  • Developers Make Glasgow by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Jan 2020 9:12am)
  • Nu-metal fans are the softest crowd around. And this is like banning SuperDry from a Gerry Cinnamon concentrates. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 18th Jan 2020 9:23am)
  • /r/badgrammar by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Jan 2020 12:24pm)
  • > taking patsies. Eh? First time I've ever felt old, cheers. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Jan 2020 10:13am)
  • The Digger by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Jan 2020 11:05am)
  • Of course, thank you. Looks different when it's pluralised! by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Jan 2020 3:01pm)
  • Because they're brainwashed, I assume. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Jan 2020 4:42pm)
  • Horror stories, not daily occurrences. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Jan 2020 3:29pm)
  • Still going to be sitting on the train for about two hours. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 25th Jan 2020 12:28pm)
  • There probably actually are ice-skating 122 year-olds in Hong Kong. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 26th Jan 2020 5:04pm)
  • There's an independent print lab on Torrisdale Street too. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 26th Jan 2020 5:02pm)
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmZfcaIT0Og by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Jan 2020 10:22am)
  • This guy did my tenement bathroom. Absolutely delighted with it. https://www.facebook.com/GSTollanWoodwork/ by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Jan 2020 10:59am)
  • It's bleak. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Jan 2020 3:16pm)
  • Holy shit. You are not wrong. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Jan 2020 10:29pm)
  • "Big" "Old Hairdressers" by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 28th Jan 2020 6:21pm)
  • That's three. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 29th Jan 2020 9:33am)
  • The Barras looks so calm with nobody moving, and no pints or phones in the air. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 29th Jan 2020 9:35am)
  • Downvoted, but the Chinese government have been in touch with the universities to suggest that they get a say in what gets taught. Source: I work in one by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 29th Jan 2020 9:44am)
  • The silent downvoters, angry that these comments are accurate but unable to come up with anything to actually counter them... There are a million base-level things that need fixed before making the area surrounding the city chambers prettier. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 29th Jan 2020 9:47am)
  • It wasn't an email, I got told by somebody who definitely knows. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 29th Jan 2020 10:37am)
  • > Studied there for 5 years n I was glad to leave in the end bcos it is small Downside: The English courses are shite by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 29th Jan 2020 11:19am)
  • He does, not sure why his Facebook page is basically his hobby rather than his business but you'll get him through there I'm sure. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 29th Jan 2020 11:36am)
  • Your maw's getting pumped at the window upstairs. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 29th Jan 2020 11:00pm)
  • > not the nicest area of glasgow Shawlands is perfectly nice. Weirdo. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 30th Jan 2020 10:06am)
  • > Musta had a record! How did you know his name? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 30th Jan 2020 10:23am)
  • That was a joke, but never mind. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 30th Jan 2020 1:37pm)
  • Walking up past Bonkers at chucking out time, eating a pizza. Some guy tries to lift a piece out of the box, and I kind of turn it away from him. He whacks the whole thing out my hands, I punch him in the head and immediately get bottled. Blood pishing everywhere and all people screaming. Guy runs off and four polis that seemed to appear from nowhere chase him down the middle of the street and rugby tackle him. Takes four of them to get him in the van too. Went to court ages later and got £300 per stitch. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 30th Jan 2020 1:44pm)
  • When people say, "not the nicest area" they mean "not very nice". The nicest area is demonstrably now Netherlee, so you could say Bearsden isn't the nicest area. Which would sound as daft as saying that Shawlands isn't the nicest area. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 30th Jan 2020 3:54pm)
  • OK. If somebody tells you to go and boil yer heid, don't actually put your head in a pan of boiling water, that's just a popular turn of phrase too. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 30th Jan 2020 5:10pm)
  • Sell them to some pervert on eBay. The more done in the better, it seems. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 31st Jan 2020 10:33am)
  • I'm not even that old, but I remember when you wanted something, you had to work for it. Seems crazy nowadays. People who wanted to start a business would make a thing called a 'business plan', they would start small and do their best to make people want their product/service. What a time to be alive. The opportunity to pay somebody else to do a job. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 31st Jan 2020 1:49pm)
  • Yeah, people taking the risk themselves, because they believe in it and know it'll work. Stuff like this just makes it look like the folk don't have any faith in the idea so ask strangers to pay for it so they can have fun running a business for a bit. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 31st Jan 2020 3:03pm)
  • > just take out a business loan Urgh, you're so *corporate*. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 31st Jan 2020 4:30pm)
  • Well that went well. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 31st Jan 2020 5:00pm)
  • > Male prostitutes do hang around, but they are generally up at the Glasgow Green Football area about five minutes away, next to Shawfield Stadium. /r/oddlyspecific by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 31st Jan 2020 5:10pm)
  • Everybody's agreed that I'm the coolest. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 31st Jan 2020 11:04pm)
  • Interesting. G1 don't often close places, usually just rebrand. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 1st Feb 2020 6:31pm)
  • Or you ignore the letters until they give up like everybody else does. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 2nd Feb 2020 10:32am)
  • That was the fashion police and they were entirely justified. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Feb 2020 2:04pm)
  • Good. Knew the Clockwork was getting a makeover, but Shezan definitely needs it. Fingers crossed it'll open again soon all new looking. Cheers. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Feb 2020 2:31pm)
  • If you're going on that many first dates you're obviously a fud. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Feb 2020 2:59pm)
  • Fuck all happening in Kelvingrove. Rouken Glen or Pollok a much better day out. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Feb 2020 2:57pm)
  • Like so much else, the idea of it is so much more exciting than the reality.. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Feb 2020 3:16pm)
  • Why? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Feb 2020 3:52pm)
  • Mate I think there's something seriously wrong with you. I know standard grades can be tough, but don't let them stress you out. Cunt here making Addy A-Game seem respectable. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Feb 2020 5:03pm)
  • Yeah, saw they'd painted the sign neon... Didn't really suit. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Feb 2020 8:59pm)
  • > Shawlands is probably the nicest area in the southside but rental prices reflect this. I'd also recommend looking at Strathbungo, Battlefield and Cathcart. This is it. Also, the eateries around those areas are much more exciting that what's in the West End. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Feb 2020 1:44pm)
  • Going to need a bit more info. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Feb 2020 2:54pm)
  • Nice slab-shot. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Feb 2020 5:13pm)
  • > start going down the legal route Hahahahahahahahahaha. Not how the internet, and free speech in general, works. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Feb 2020 9:18am)
  • "That's defermashon and am getting ma lawyer!!" by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Feb 2020 9:27am)
  • She will be. Stop thinking about her. She'll be a fanny to everybody and have the life that she's earned. She doesn't know you so that wasn't meant at you, it's a cunty phrase and she said it to be a cunt and make herself feel better for a split second before moving on. She won't remember so you should forget about it. She must be like that all the time, and fuck that. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Feb 2020 9:55am)
  • Hardly charity shops. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Feb 2020 1:49pm)
  • Most of the good stuff in charity shops get bought straight away by 'vintage' 'boutiques' nowadays. Or Etsy sellers. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Feb 2020 1:47pm)
  • Suggest a couple? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Feb 2020 2:54pm)
  • Did you take that from a boat? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 6th Feb 2020 9:18am)
  • The two main residents are in their 50s, so no. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 6th Feb 2020 9:22am)
  • Milton always feels *just* too far away from civilisation. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 6th Feb 2020 9:58am)
  • Anybody can take photos like these. It's boring. Although most people would probably pay attention to the horizon, and any vertical lines. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 6th Feb 2020 10:30am)
  • Gates of hell. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Feb 2020 10:30pm)
  • Wow. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Feb 2020 10:29pm)
  • Aye because there's no pubs or steaming idiots in Merchant City or on Byres Road. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 9th Feb 2020 9:42am)
  • It's nothing to do with Clyde, it's up to the owner. Clyde want to rent out as many flats as possible so if a landlord is happy to accept dogs, they'll have that flat for rent. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Feb 2020 9:06am)
  • Oh wow, crazy. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Feb 2020 11:35am)
  • Ouch. Clearly made by somebody who calls themself a 'weegie'. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Feb 2020 9:29pm)
  • The cock and balls on the bottom right is interesting. Maybe a cry for help from the graffiti writer? A peace offering? Or just an attempt to turn the the pooves on? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Feb 2020 10:53pm)
  • This is more likely to be the casuals' wee brothers though. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Feb 2020 10:50pm)
  • The wind farm has snow on it, but I don't know how you'd get there. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 12th Feb 2020 9:34am)
  • ABC was best for everything. Size, shape, sound, bar, toilets and location. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 13th Feb 2020 10:29pm)
  • And there was loads of space round there too. It was an easy journey. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 13th Feb 2020 10:55pm)
  • The tiger had been there for years. This is what happens. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Feb 2020 9:03am)
  • "Shit lads, they keep spotting out submarines out there under the sea. We need to hide these missiles better!" "Why don't we stick them on trucks and drive them around the streets of Glasgow?" "Perfect!" by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Feb 2020 9:06am)
  • Where's that from? Looks much better than GlasgowLive. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 17th Feb 2020 9:27pm)
  • It being reported as "hilarious" and "mental" certainly helps people understand and tolerate different lifestyles, right? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th Feb 2020 9:12am)
  • Says Robot Fox Man. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th Feb 2020 9:15am)
  • What can people dress up as? Where exactly on the fancy dress spectrum does it become intolerable? Is doing this better, worse or the same as black face? What about dressing up as Hitler? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th Feb 2020 10:12pm)
  • > He's about as funny as any daft wee guy you'd meet Same as Limmy. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 19th Feb 2020 9:34pm)
  • "You away anywhere nice this year?" by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 19th Feb 2020 9:54pm)
  • Hadn't heard of that. Looks great. https://www.newhellfireclub.co.uk/the-ice-box-arts-and-music-centre by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Feb 2020 1:16pm)
  • Should have put that on the ramp two minutes around the corner. Dickhead toy. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 23rd Feb 2020 3:32pm)
  • Those by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 23rd Feb 2020 3:39pm)
  • You need to drive assertively if you don't want to wait for somebody to flash their lights. I think it's a flat fee of £9, so similar to a drink in any of the nearby venues. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 23rd Feb 2020 5:08pm)
  • Why? I'd expect they found the usual stuff any girl has with them on a night out... by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 23rd Feb 2020 5:07pm)
  • I'd be interested in a /r/Glasgow AMA with you. Loads I've wanted to ask a polis with anonymity on both sides. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 23rd Feb 2020 5:10pm)
  • Her purse and coat then. Don't start looking for something that isn't there. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 23rd Feb 2020 10:43pm)
  • Mentioned this guy before but he's my go-to for anything: https://m.facebook.com/GSTollanWoodwork/ by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Feb 2020 6:47pm)
  • I was talking to whoever it was that deleted their stupid comment. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Feb 2020 6:45pm)
  • Yeah Troon's quote posh. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th Feb 2020 8:48pm)
  • First Storm Derek, then Storm Ellen and now HIV Spike? What next? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th Feb 2020 11:09pm)
  • Same as the Bar and Restaurant awards. The same old cunts going every year, paying 500 notes for a table and walking off with another meaningless trophy awarded to them by their friends. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 27th Feb 2020 9:40pm)
  • Maybe you're just falling asleep. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 29th Feb 2020 10:41pm)
  • > If you have to cut budgets you arent going to cut education or social care They must have made a saving from closing those food banks though. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 2nd Mar 2020 5:29pm)
  • Sorry, that money is already assigned to Indy Ref 2 campaigning. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 2nd Mar 2020 5:26pm)
  • Pretty sure there's been something wrong with my suspension every MOT for the last four years. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 2nd Mar 2020 5:30pm)
  • At the expense of every other road. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 2nd Mar 2020 11:11pm)
  • Linn Park is massive and it's beautiful. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Mar 2020 9:47am)
  • Instagram Alley, opposite the southern end of Queens Park. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Mar 2020 8:33pm)
  • That's it! by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Mar 2020 10:38pm)
  • Brilliant, thank you. You went up there and looped back round. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Mar 2020 10:38pm)
  • It's not that far down, surely? Didn't you come out on Midland Street? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Mar 2020 10:40pm)
  • Nah, this is fine because they've got more than one for sale. 'Paninis' is unforgivable. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 6th Mar 2020 7:53pm)
  • Oh yeah. Fair enough. Also, 'me'. Not "my". by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 6th Mar 2020 10:52pm)
  • What are you into? Because there a night of that happening somewhere, I'm sure of it. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 7th Mar 2020 6:42pm)
  • Good luck! I'm sure you'll be organised soon, but do be aware that the St Enoch Hotel isn't really a hotel, much as you're able to book a room. Loads of good advice in this thread regardless. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 7th Mar 2020 6:41pm)
  • Abronhill isn't even a good shithole. Avoid. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 7th Mar 2020 11:06pm)
  • This is like when that 'artist' got paid to not go on holiday or something. Are you doing this for 'art'? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 8th Mar 2020 9:46pm)
  • This guy Glasgows. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 14th Mar 2020 9:30pm)
  • Menus? In the Variety?? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 14th Mar 2020 9:30pm)
  • It's where everybody goes after their time with Sleazys is up. It's the grown up version and that's been the case for 20 years. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 15th Mar 2020 10:21am)
  • I'm happy with them. Nearly fucked them off a few times a few years ago but they seem to have restructured or something. All good. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 16th Mar 2020 11:44am)
  • > my dad took me and my big sister up there one fireworks night I'm sure I've seen that porno. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Mar 2020 11:13pm)
  • What has this specifically got to do with Glasgow's outlook? What's it got to do with Covid? Funny how you shat it when the cunt on the right turned round though. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Mar 2020 6:57pm)
  • Nice. Where's that? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th Mar 2020 10:28am)
  • Glad to hear most taxi firms aren't taking the risk. Stop being so selfish. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th Mar 2020 10:30am)
  • A joke because this photo gets posted every two days. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th Mar 2020 2:09pm)
  • I come here every day and seeing this picture, or one almost identical to it, every day makes me glum. Glasgow is beautiful and much more than a digital snap of a sight everybody sees all the time. Please use some imagination. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Mar 2020 12:54pm)
  • Sounds like you've got a bit of a cough there mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st Mar 2020 10:56am)
  • > shit because I just ordered a beehive. Eh? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st Mar 2020 10:39pm)
  • Flying wae the angles by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st Mar 2020 10:42pm)
  • Never seen it before. Definitely never been posted here. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 23rd Mar 2020 10:34am)
  • What pubs stayed open? I definitely don't want to go to one but other than the Bristol Bar, who kept trading? Loads of news about it happening but I don't know if any others by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 23rd Mar 2020 2:26pm)
  • Spend your time learning how to make fire by rubbing two sticks together. You'll be needed soon enough. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Mar 2020 10:56pm)
  • That's a pop-up pizza restaurant and you just ruined it. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Mar 2020 11:00pm)
  • All the great coffee shops around Battlefield and Mount Florida are closed, obviously, but some new place called Garden Cafe is open. Doesn't look very appetising and it's a worry they think it's fine to be open. Anywhere else going "Fuck it" and opening up to serve food? Hope not. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 28th Mar 2020 9:36am)
  • Ah. Shame it's them that are open rather than Honey & Salt. That place is amazing. 🤨 https://www.instagram.com/p/B-JtpVUFdC1/?igshid=uaolmdtm5e3l by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 28th Mar 2020 9:46am)
  • You reckon? Why is that in a wrap?! It looks cold and stodgy too but maybe we're just used to good food photos on Instagram. Mala Carne, you are missed... by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 28th Mar 2020 10:22am)
  • Mad how it's basically a greasy spoon and it's called Garden and has AstroTurf on it. There's Garden Coffee in Shawlands already which actually looks wholesome. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 28th Mar 2020 12:01pm)
  • And the ABC has a roof. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th Mar 2020 10:11pm)
  • Interesting. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 1st Apr 2020 10:12pm)
  • Different bit but still interesting: https://youtu.be/U6sej6rrEdY by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 4th Apr 2020 9:53am)
  • Mobile phone towers are killing us!! [Posted via Twitter for iPhone] by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 5th Apr 2020 10:01pm)
  • Finishing off your run? So you live at the flagpole?? Polis! by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Apr 2020 10:06pm)
  • Update? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Apr 2020 11:14pm)
  • Went there to try and get a minor repair done and he basically shouted that it was NHS, then bikes he'd sold, THEN anybody else. Fair enough for sure, but I felt like I'd insulted him by even asking. He told me he was really stressed, as if that wasn't obvious, so brace yourself. Found a place down a Shawlands side street that sorted it within the hour. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Apr 2020 10:53pm)
  • /r/thathappened by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 10th Apr 2020 11:04pm)
  • > I'm in Maryhill and never heard anything You denied it you supplied it. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 10th Apr 2020 11:02pm)
  • Heard about this. Pretty sure it's an ongoing incident. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Apr 2020 9:07pm)
  • REMOVED You really missing school aye? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Apr 2020 9:03pm)
  • City centre is full of jaked up freaks and nobody else. Saw a prostitute on Gordon Street too, because she can't have been going to a fancy dress party. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 28th Apr 2020 10:56pm)
  • Sounds delicious. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 29th Apr 2020 10:52pm)
  • Why is this downvoted?! by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 4th May 2020 11:38am)
  • All over the fucking cycle paths usually. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th May 2020 11:29pm)
  • Upvoted for not being the usual picture of the Clyde. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th May 2020 10:58pm)
  • "Reckon we should turn the van around boss?" "Nah, probably not worth it." by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th May 2020 11:50am)
  • Aye. Get these fannies shifted please. Thanks in advance. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th May 2020 12:24pm)
  • Need to bring the horses round then. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th May 2020 1:38pm)
  • It's already drawn in with chalk but OK. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 13th May 2020 7:17pm)
  • > There were 9 let off There were a lot more thn that. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 19th May 2020 9:32am)
  • Other side of Victoria Road is better. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 24th May 2020 10:20pm)
  • Is this for art? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th May 2020 9:55am)
  • > I'm a bit perplexed by how the council tax bill can jump like this It's a city of mystery! Wait until you see the potholes that never get fixed and the old buildings that keep burning down. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th May 2020 2:00pm)
  • Hampden Bar? Near there. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th May 2020 10:59pm)
  • Have they been locking the gates at night? CAn't be easy to be sure everybody's out, surely? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 28th May 2020 11:35am)
  • "Back in the day" really has come to mean anything/nothing now. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 28th May 2020 1:20pm)
  • > ymmv Never heard of this, Googled it, liked it. Nice one. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 28th May 2020 4:15pm)
  • "...old Glasgow punk band..." "...2002..." by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 31st May 2020 11:04am)
  • Went a bike ride. Parks were hoaching. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st Jun 2020 11:22pm)
  • I was riding past the parks, on the road on my road bike like a road cyclist. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 2nd Jun 2020 10:19pm)
  • Too fucking right they do. "AH-HA! You must have been there! Got you!" Nope. Better not be anybody out there trying to get to work or anything, so help me god... by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 3rd Jun 2020 1:00pm)
  • Watch nobody's got their washing out, or windows open... by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 3rd Jun 2020 1:23pm)
  • > "Dispikabel shokn nae kum agen" Just what I was about to say. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 3rd Jun 2020 1:21pm)
  • > Genuinely think it's a social media thing. Photo of a McDonald's and a bottle of Corona, no doubt. Absolutely mad. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 3rd Jun 2020 1:27pm)
  • There isn't a Lidl in Shawlands. Auldhouse maybe? Been going there the whole time and haven't seen a queue once, what's happened? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 3rd Jun 2020 1:27pm)
  • Pubs are likely to be table service for the first while. There won't be bar queues. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 3rd Jun 2020 1:32pm)
  • Ah, of course. So easy to mix up Govanhill with Shawlands... by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 3rd Jun 2020 1:36pm)
  • > Google maps doesn't display borders. Yes it does. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 3rd Jun 2020 6:54pm)
  • Wtf this get downvoted for? This sub is getting worse. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 3rd Jun 2020 6:55pm)
  • Changing these would be like the Chinese removing the Tiananmen Square protests from their history. Plaques to explain why they're called those would be good. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 6th Jun 2020 9:51pm)
  • Thanks for this. Got thoroughly lost following an old map via Robroyston when I tried. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 6th Jun 2020 11:12pm)
  • Harry Corry, £50 a pair. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Jun 2020 9:12am)
  • A statue of a fictional event? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 12th Jun 2020 1:09pm)
  • Oh you were being sarcastic!! Like Donald Trump was. Got it. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 13th Jun 2020 2:19pm)
  • Obviously I don't look at GlasgowLive nearly as much as they look at this sub, but fuck me, is this what we get when we look for football news? What the fuck does a bunch of gammons, a geezer with a Middlesborough tattoo and some incredibly questionable stereotyping have to do with the SPL? Seems a lot like somebody there is fine with stirring up a bit of the ol' sectarian division, something I though media outlets had left behind. Fuck you, GlasgowLive. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 14th Jun 2020 7:17pm)
  • Absolutely. Same here. Taking shots at these peoples kids too? Fuck off. This shit belongs on a fan forum, not on a 'news' outlet. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 14th Jun 2020 7:32pm)
  • > No idea why you are mentioning Celtic here. The article doesn’t seem to have anything to do with them. You're absolutely right that it's got nothing to do with Celtic (or the SPL, or even football) but it's filed under 'Celtic News'. Look at it on the homepage, and tagged as Celtic News. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 14th Jun 2020 7:39pm)
  • If it wasn't somehow supposed to be Celtic news it'd just be shit journalism, but I think that tag changes it a lot. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 14th Jun 2020 7:48pm)
  • Agreed. Maybe a sexual assault at Transmit would be 'Music News'. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 14th Jun 2020 8:29pm)
  • The cycle up is horrible because the gradient changes so much but the horizon doesn't seem to. It's scary. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 21st Jun 2020 11:10pm)
  • Your mum giving out free etc etcs by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 24th Jun 2020 11:09pm)
  • Did it once along the canal and genuinely thought I was going to die on the way back. Wondered who'd find me, and if somebody would just nick my bike. Drank about a gallon of Lucozade at Kirkintilloch and ended up awake all night. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Jul 2020 11:44pm)
  • I posted about this but the thread got deleted. Why? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Jul 2020 10:22pm)
  • What happened about that haunted house in Rutherglen? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 5th Jul 2020 10:14pm)
  • Don't book anything now, there are a lot of closures to come. A lot of operators are waiting until the last minute before they announce that they won't be reopening so staff can remain furloughed. There's going to be a lot of closures. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Jul 2020 9:07am)
  • Guy has already said they can't open until there's a vaccine, so those donators better keep it up for a while. https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/legendary-club-owner-says-scottish-22144024 by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Jul 2020 8:46am)
  • Appropriate phrase... by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Jul 2020 8:45am)
  • "Shit, we've fucked up because we're a bunch of shady fucks... Can you mugs bail us out please? Thanks!" by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Jul 2020 8:50am)
  • Well that was shite. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Jul 2020 9:22am)
  • You can't have been to Optimo much because there were some real stinkers over the years. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Jul 2020 9:27am)
  • Too right, the people who are actually working right now are the good guys. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Jul 2020 10:44am)
  • Five minutes wages to him. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Jul 2020 11:18am)
  • Ah, apparently there weren't... by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Jul 2020 11:17am)
  • How come? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Jul 2020 12:18pm)
  • They probably take GlasgowLive out for drinks at the end of the week so stuff like this doesn't get published. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Jul 2020 12:20pm)
  • Lol [deleted]. Shite bag. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Jul 2020 1:11pm)
  • Imagine a local foodbank had got that. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Jul 2020 1:22pm)
  • There's it's in the Sun now. Ha. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/5786173/sub-club-owner-private-jet-boast-crowdfunder/ by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Jul 2020 3:14pm)
  • Did you miss the other thread?? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Jul 2020 3:50pm)
  • G1 currently treating staff better than the Sub Club, and still not asking normal people to pay for it for them, but you try saying that to some bald 50 year-old in a Soma t-shirt. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Jul 2020 8:09pm)
  • Fair. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Jul 2020 8:07pm)
  • Trespass treat staff like shit. There was a thred on here about it once. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Jul 2020 8:11pm)
  • The kids don't drink, but they don't go to the Sub Club either. Harri and Domenic are pretty much the average age of punters in there, 50s. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Jul 2020 9:29am)
  • Which nobody in Australia drinks. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Jul 2020 9:31am)
  • Definitely. Probably end up buying more booze because you're giving it away or leaving it somewhere or dropping it. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Jul 2020 9:31am)
  • Somebody will know. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Jul 2020 9:53am)
  • As bizarre as it is to say, I think we can now say that th elast lot actually were better. Fuck me, imagine knowing you'd be saying that when it didn't seem like they could have got any worse. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Jul 2020 4:51pm)
  • > The crowdfunder doesnt boost subbies margins, it allows them to keep paying their stewards, managment, pr's, artists, graphic designers, bar workers and accountant team all the way up till we can open again That's what the furlough scheme is for. Whatever happens as a result of this, there's forever going to be something suspicious about how Sub Club do their books now. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 11th Jul 2020 11:22am)
  • As somebody who's come on here to speak on behalf of the Sub Club, you come across as a completely prick. Which makes me think even more that the people working there now are a bunch of shady clueless bastards. Thanks for you 'reply', Sub Club. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Jul 2020 8:52am)
  • Aye sound. Your patter speaks volumes about the state of the absolute arseholes running that place. Guess you're all bitter that young folk have got their own places nowadays and the dad-house market doesn't have much life left in it now. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Jul 2020 11:10am)
  • East Ayrshire is. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Jul 2020 12:29pm)
  • Aldi's what? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Jul 2020 1:59pm)
  • LOL. Alright son. You happy that normal punters have to pay your wages the now, aye? Sounds like it. Enjoy doing fuck all until you get word that you don't have a job. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Jul 2020 2:58pm)
  • > dont reply till you have something to actual say mate You're a total fanny who belives everything his shady bosses tell him. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Jul 2020 3:29pm)
  • Found the snobby cunt. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Jul 2020 3:28pm)
  • It is. The Avenues are lovely. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Jul 2020 3:27pm)
  • That uneccessary tilt-shift filter you've put on this makes it painful to look at. Definitely not what tilt-shift is for... by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Jul 2020 3:27pm)
  • > just leave this chat to folk who know shit That's certainly you. Sub was on borrowed time when GCC granted permission to Wetherspoon to build their hotel there. They managed to close the Arches when a hotel got put around that side, don't think the Sub Club will be staying. Covid was the nail in the coffin, but I wonder if the impending closure had anything to do with somehow not being eligible(?!) for the furlough scheme. Mike Grieve has already said (on the BBC) that they can't reopen until there's actually a vaccine, and that definitely won't be any time soon. But yeah, fuck it, let's leave it at that. No point typing it all out, can just wait and see what happens. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Jul 2020 3:25pm)
  • You gonnae stick rabbit ears on your next photo? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Jul 2020 4:23pm)
  • Oh yeah. Must be that. Mate stayed there, not me. Wish all taxi drivers were like you, I tired to get to Walls Street from the west end one night, steaming, and got dropped off at Wallace Street. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Jul 2020 4:22pm)
  • Always wanted to boot a wing mirror off the car of some cunt parked like this... by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Jul 2020 3:38pm)
  • Yeah, he's next to other trendy places, next to a bike lane and got bike racks outside. Lots of people on bikes would be going there. Those bike lanes on Victoria Road are a nightmare with folk walking on them, but some aggro prick parking his car in one and threatning some weedy wee hipster? Fuck him. Hope somewhere good takes on that site when he shuts. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Jul 2020 3:36pm)
  • Seems like the guy from the cafe has started a Twitter account to big himself up and argue with OP. Guess there's some pretty good ching doing the rounds the now... https://twitter.com/KK55160415/with_replies by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Jul 2020 3:47pm)
  • The Barras because those weren't genuine. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Jul 2020 5:37pm)
  • And this person is an example of why these companies can exist. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Jul 2020 8:50am)
  • Wow. You are not wrong. https://soilcitydotorgdotuk.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/north-glasgow20.jpg by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 26th Jul 2020 10:18pm)
  • Hoagies is amazing. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 26th Jul 2020 11:01pm)
  • Fuck West. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Jul 2020 7:41am)
  • Totally. You don't really see people walking dogs in the centre, that even adds to it. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 28th Jul 2020 11:25pm)
  • Oh yeah. And similarly, there's [Loch Lomond](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBVkeI2dUvs), except they pronounce it 'Lotch L'monde'. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 29th Jul 2020 1:06pm)
  • Twitch and Wilkes once went as Kelvin Bridge and Mary Hill, if that counts. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 29th Jul 2020 1:12pm)
  • There was, and they're one of my examples. : ) by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 29th Jul 2020 3:55pm)
  • "Hi, I'm Guthrie Govan", from the guitar books. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 29th Jul 2020 8:55pm)
  • Not that I could see. Sorry it's not a photo of the squinty bridge. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 30th Jul 2020 8:21am)
  • Yeah, I've had wee fannies try to have a go at me on my bike. Chances are it was because you were a man on a bike, rather than what you look like. Wee Guys are getting worse again. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 30th Jul 2020 11:27pm)
  • Wisest reply here. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 31st Jul 2020 8:41am)
  • Upside down and slanted by the looks of this. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 2nd Aug 2020 11:34am)
  • Somebody doesn't know how party politics, devolved policy or democracy works. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 2nd Aug 2020 11:36am)
  • Might mean 'least photogenic'. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 2nd Aug 2020 11:35am)
  • Drive round in circles until somebody leaves, basically. Or stick it in Hampden's car park and walk. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Aug 2020 7:46am)
  • Is this code? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Aug 2020 10:21pm)
  • Look how many posts get deleted! Holy shit! Those mods must get some buzz out of that. https://i.imgflip.com/44m7f1.jpg by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Aug 2020 9:02am)
  • Nothing else going on their lives and they see it as some kind of reward for being on the internet 23 hours a day? Easy to be a cunt to people without any repercussions? Makes up for having no actual friends to talk to? I don't really know. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Aug 2020 1:02pm)
  • > You don't really know, but now there's a pile on you think you can be a prick No mate, I'm taking part in an online discussion. That's what Reddit's for, it's about the exchange of ideas and opinions. Despite your efforts to stop that here. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Aug 2020 10:06pm)
  • You sound annoyed, a day later. And it sounds like you take things personally. You haven't handled the criticism well at all, have you? You're not a very good moderator. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Aug 2020 11:29am)
  • > You're being a cunt. Quality mod. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Aug 2020 8:03pm)
  • > Continuing to do well at "taking part in an online discussion" I see by deleting the bits you've got no reply to. Well done. What does this even mean? Are you saying I'm deleting comments? You're deranged. Give it a rest. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Aug 2020 10:49pm)
  • Or ask one of the people messaging where they saw it. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 12th Aug 2020 9:08am)
  • Dump them at the bottle bank at the bottom of my street. Every cunt else does. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 12th Aug 2020 7:20pm)
  • Filmed in landscape!!! YES! by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 13th Aug 2020 3:53pm)
  • Looks like Bigfoot. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 13th Aug 2020 3:52pm)
  • Sounds like one woman on her own. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 16th Aug 2020 9:46am)
  • Reflects the west end perfectly now. It's all old rich people. It's been a while since there was anything interesting about it, but lately it's become ridiculous. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 16th Aug 2020 2:01pm)
  • Great place for a load of wanks to pretend they're eating poor people food. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 16th Aug 2020 4:48pm)
  • Ongoing incident? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 17th Aug 2020 11:08am)
  • Counts as an outdoor space. You can drink on it now. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 17th Aug 2020 11:14pm)
  • Subscribe to this sub, there's a photo of it posted every couple of days. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 19th Aug 2020 11:12am)
  • Definitely not Sanctuary. Unless you mean commercial R&B instead of hip-hop. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 19th Aug 2020 11:24am)
  • The industry aren't having it: https://www.bighospitality.co.uk/Article/2020/08/07/Hospitality-bosses-oppose-mandatory-calorie-labelling-on-menus by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Aug 2020 7:44am)
  • Union Street is threadworthy. I worked there and remember it was shit one morning because somebody had held up the chicken place across from the Unique, and shot a gun. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Aug 2020 11:17pm)
  • 15 year old me would have been fine with that tbh. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Aug 2020 1:43pm)
  • Or have drug laws devolved, but OK. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Aug 2020 1:47pm)
  • Shawlands or Pollokshields for you. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Aug 2020 11:13pm)
  • "Raj"?! by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 22nd Aug 2020 8:51am)
  • That's it. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 22nd Aug 2020 9:18am)
  • "Hahaha! People from another country are different from us, let's take the piss out of their kids!" by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 23rd Aug 2020 1:50pm)
  • The best kebab is not to be found at Best Kebab, that's for sure. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 23rd Aug 2020 10:15pm)
  • > We are with Hacking and Paterson Well there's your problem. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th Aug 2020 8:19am)
  • Yeah, the owners can decide who comes out to quote. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th Aug 2020 8:21am)
  • Aye but people who've got mates like to live around stuff. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th Aug 2020 8:37am)
  • > Get a grip son Very good old yin. Not every cunt can afford a house outside the city centre. People have work and social lives that mean they can't live in whatever fucking suburb you live in. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th Aug 2020 11:14am)
  • Absolute best place in the world for the Glasgow effect! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_effect by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th Aug 2020 11:18am)
  • I smell GlasgowLive... by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th Aug 2020 11:14am)
  • https://www.discogs.com/The-Jesus-And-Mary-Chain-Barrowlands-Live/release/6915634 by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 27th Aug 2020 8:28pm)
  • Oh yeah. Asked last month and again 15 days ago. Sorry. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Aug 2020 12:21pm)
  • Haha! Brilliant. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Aug 2020 3:52pm)
  • Try the search box, this has been asked four times in the last sixteen days. Guess this post is the new 'Here's a picture of the bridge from the other bridge'. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 29th Aug 2020 3:38pm)
  • Hope you gave them some decent money, since you've posted their performance here and not even credited them. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 29th Aug 2020 5:47pm)
  • Downvoted? This sub is toxic sometimes. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Aug 2020 8:01am)
  • Its global reuptation went downhill so fast because they started accepting wealthy international students who would pay the full fee up front, rather than actual talent. Then obviously the two burning-downs were a bit suspicious. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 31st Aug 2020 11:38am)
  • It's Glaz-go unless you're a fud. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 31st Aug 2020 11:36am)
  • Tell me about it. Always having my whereabouts with me is getting tiring, but you gotta do it. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 31st Aug 2020 11:35am)
  • That's not Glasgow. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 3rd Sep 2020 4:24pm)
  • Used to work for a supplier to cM, spent a lot of time in them. Bathrooms in there don't have windows. You could sit having a shite with the bathroom door open and the curtains in the room open but nobody outside would see you. Especially not a bus driver at ground level. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 4th Sep 2020 12:14pm)
  • That was a mirror. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 4th Sep 2020 12:37pm)
  • What's wrong with Glasgow Green? I'm through it all the time and it's just boring. With some joggers. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 4th Sep 2020 9:23pm)
  • Pish. Bit at Clyde Street is worse. You literally can't spell 'heroin' so I'm not sure you know what you're on about. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Sep 2020 8:44am)
  • Never getting parked there on a Saturday. Especially if those roadworks are still on. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Sep 2020 11:59am)
  • Gotta show off all those fancy new clothes somewhere. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 6th Sep 2020 10:51am)
  • Anti-vax, anti-mask maybe? There was an Edinburgh one yesterday. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 6th Sep 2020 3:09pm)
  • Imagine knowing what somebody on Reddit is like! Do people actually look at the names, seriously? I just post from whatever account I'm logged in as and definietly don't care who's who. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 6th Sep 2020 3:08pm)
  • Oh, cool. Didn't realise. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 6th Sep 2020 3:07pm)
  • I think it applies to anywhere, but if you can't visit (at various times of the week) check Google Streetview, and if there are resiential streets with police CCTV cameras permanently installed, it's probably rough. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 6th Sep 2020 3:17pm)
  • Why do they have them there? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 6th Sep 2020 8:38pm)
  • They'd make it say something funny in there somewhere if it was marketing, surely. Although it'd be funny if the digital marketing company they use (Bright Signals) did this and charged them for it. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 7th Sep 2020 9:51pm)
  • Why are there cameras in nicer parts of the west end? Where in the west end? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Sep 2020 7:41am)
  • Instead of downvoting me, you could answer the question. Where in th enicer parts of the west end are there street CCTV cameras, and why have they been installed? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Sep 2020 1:33pm)
  • Shelter might be able to help: https://scotland.shelter.org.uk/get_advice/advice_topics/neighbourhood_issues/antisocial_behaviour/dealing_with_antisocial_behaviour by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Sep 2020 9:32pm)
  • Bowman Street's one of the better streets in Govanhill, on the east side of Vicky Road anyway. Depends on your neighbours though. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 9th Sep 2020 10:08am)
  • No, no... OP asking for things that are *loved*. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Sep 2020 12:18pm)
  • Still listening mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Sep 2020 8:28pm)
  • Aye because you know you're talking shite. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Sep 2020 7:48am)
  • That's Byres Road you fucking mug, it's one of the busiest strrets in Glasgow, of course it's got cameras. Lets see "some of the nicer parts of the west end" that have CCTV in the street. Fucking Byres Road, hahahaha! by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Sep 2020 1:25pm)
  • That's the one on Queen Street next to GSPC. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Sep 2020 10:44pm)
  • There are a few comics who rely on the hilarious 'Glasgow is all knife crime and heroin' pish but she's the absolute worst for it. Her entire 'career' is self-promoted one-dimensional shite. I don't know anybody who finds her funny so maybe it's just the caricature that English folk like. God she's unfunny. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 12th Sep 2020 9:52am)
  • She's just the current Elaine C Smith, but with swearing. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 12th Sep 2020 10:25am)
  • > and then the old woman said, "I bet she supports that idiot, Sturgeon!". Because that's definitely how people talk. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 13th Sep 2020 9:30am)
  • Here's that thread from the other day, but minus any decent patter. Hard to believe somebody gets paid for this. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 13th Sep 2020 9:59am)
  • Oops. Maybe says it all that they're basically the same thing now. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 13th Sep 2020 10:23am)
  • Exactly. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 13th Sep 2020 12:57pm)
  • Not wee, not hidden. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Sep 2020 7:44am)
  • The phone or computer you typed this on was made with parts mined by slaves. Life's tough. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Sep 2020 7:43am)
  • Better than all the other photos of everyday things that get posted... Every day. Hiring a plane to get your shits is commendable and appreciated. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Sep 2020 10:00am)
  • Car boot sales at Blochairn and Polmaddie. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Sep 2020 2:52pm)
  • Maybe try some out-of-the-way charity shops then? Stuff like this will get scooped up by students elsewhere. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Sep 2020 5:12pm)
  • They think it's a cool idea but I can see right through it. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Sep 2020 10:01pm)
  • But my god, just think how good it'll be when it arrives. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Sep 2020 10:01pm)
  • Pulse on Cordiner Street, although you'll have to book. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 16th Sep 2020 11:43am)
  • /r/shittyHDR by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 17th Sep 2020 7:22am)
  • Absolutely beautiful. It's crazy to think that if you'd taken a wobbly phone photo of it instead, and put a shitty filter on it, you'd have got twice as many upvotes. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 17th Sep 2020 4:07pm)
  • Culturally and socially Sweden is just so different to here. They're all healthy, for starters. It's a crazy comparison. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 19th Sep 2020 4:45pm)
  • It's fun to make jokes about addicts, but not gay people? Got it. It's hard to keep up. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 23rd Sep 2020 1:58pm)
  • Generalising a group of people based on their skin colour is exactly what racism is. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 23rd Sep 2020 3:03pm)
  • Older person here too. Fine with just about everything, but being a prick crosses the line. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 23rd Sep 2020 4:17pm)
  • Spoken like somebody who's never been affected by, or understood, addiction. Being an addict is not a choice. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 24th Sep 2020 8:02am)
  • Just an iPhone photo bro. Tidied it up afterwards and put a little filter on it but this is all my work by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 24th Sep 2020 11:58am)
  • I must of walked past this twenty times over the years and never looked properly its so gorgeous ! by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 24th Sep 2020 11:57am)
  • So many amazing buildings when u stop and look ! by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 24th Sep 2020 11:56am)
  • Gorgeous !! by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 24th Sep 2020 12:37pm)
  • So they don't get into trouble off the driver. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 24th Sep 2020 1:03pm)
  • Had to phone them up about a bin-related matter, and went through all the various options, pressing this and that, being on hold, before eventually getting a 'Sorry, this department doesn't actually exist right now' recording. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 24th Sep 2020 2:01pm)
  • > I don't see why the mods can't just leave shit up and let the users downvote it Because then the mods wouldn't get that little buzz from being in charge of people. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 24th Sep 2020 2:00pm)
  • Also if anybody really enjoys cleaning windows, they can practice on mine. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 26th Sep 2020 12:47pm)
  • We can only assume that every member of staff agrees with him 100%, since he's speaking on behalf of the business. So the staff must be a bunch of wanks too, right? Nice one Michael (not you). by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 26th Sep 2020 3:15pm)
  • Rampart! by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 26th Sep 2020 9:15pm)
  • You want to do my garden as well by any chance? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 26th Sep 2020 9:55pm)
  • > The Scottish govt doesn’t own my home, I do Paid for outright, or do you have a mortgage? Because if you've got a mortgage, then the interest rate and the country's economic stability definitely matter to you. And believe it or not, these are related to what the government does. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 27th Sep 2020 1:13pm)
  • Who do you work for? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 27th Sep 2020 1:19pm)
  • Saudi women wear medical facemasks from Asda? TIL. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 27th Sep 2020 1:18pm)
  • Planning on phoning in sick? : ) by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 27th Sep 2020 3:03pm)
  • That's Grand Central hotel. You can just walk in, you moron. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 27th Sep 2020 8:14pm)
  • All the old cunts thinking "Fucking tourists again, here we go..." by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Sep 2020 7:57am)
  • > considering that they were 10+ and I was alone You only get involved if the weans are younger than ten aye? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Sep 2020 8:33am)
  • I think OP was talking shite because they've deleted themselves. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Sep 2020 9:34am)
  • What do you mean? It's finished. Nicola Sturgeon had her photo taken in a hard hat holding a shovel ages ago. Job done. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 29th Sep 2020 7:52am)
  • At that Vino place, yeah. There's always a shitey wee car on the cycle path there. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 29th Sep 2020 7:51am)
  • This guy did my kitchen and bathroom. Recommend him 100%. https://www.facebook.com/GSTollanWoodwork/ by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 29th Sep 2020 1:03pm)
  • Totally. Heard about this guy through a mate years ago, and he's still on the same number doing the same thingh, so he's my go-to guy for this sort of thing. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 29th Sep 2020 4:31pm)
  • Because that's definitely an issue in Govanhill... by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Sep 2020 9:19am)
  • Thanks mate. They've got a mortgage ready, so I thought I'd just get it valued and punt it for that price. Is that sensible/easy? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Sep 2020 3:22pm)
  • Yeah, this has just crossed my mind... Still, he's a good guy I guess. And this should be a lot less stressful than the usual methods... by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Sep 2020 3:35pm)
  • Great! So that's a thing then! Good. Home report plus a bit more. We can meet in the middle, he gets a good deal and I get a lot less complicated paperwork. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Sep 2020 3:45pm)
  • > 4 weeks ago I had an offer accepted at HR value on a new place and 2 weeks ago I just accepted an offer on my place for HR value Really good to know. Thank you. > In my experience, if you're paying for a HR directly you can pretty much tell them what value you want on it. Personally, I'd try to arrive at figure with my friend by looking at comparables first. Then try to get the HR value to this, agreeing that'll be the sale price should it be accepted by the valuer. Brilliant. This is excellent advice. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Sep 2020 6:05pm)
  • She sounds like she might be delusional and think that she's the one getting stalked. There's a whole sub of it: /r/gangstalking by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 1st Oct 2020 2:26pm)
  • I saw a video once where they said the Earth was flat. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 1st Oct 2020 2:33pm)
  • GlasgowLive get all that sort of content from here. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 1st Oct 2020 2:32pm)
  • > Instead of the government being a bunch of fuckwits who would probably set themselves on fire trying to make a cup of tea Totally. While half the Vicky Road bike paths are still rubble, I'm confident the government don't watch me sleep. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 1st Oct 2020 5:57pm)
  • Fuck, nothing for folk to post photos of every day for the entire winter. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 1st Oct 2020 10:09pm)
  • You can get a goat curry at the Rum Shack every day. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 2nd Oct 2020 10:06am)
  • Climb the tree, but also film it. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 2nd Oct 2020 12:39pm)
  • Is it this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6sej6rrEdY by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 2nd Oct 2020 2:56pm)
  • > converted into offices I'n not sure there's going to be much of that anytime soon. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 3rd Oct 2020 7:39am)
  • Loved February 2019, me. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 3rd Oct 2020 4:46pm)
  • > Very very soon Great! > assuming no further lockdowns. Ah. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 4th Oct 2020 12:03pm)
  • Amazing. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 4th Oct 2020 9:32pm)
  • It costs them money to dump it at the tip so it'll likely be fly-tipped anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 5th Oct 2020 8:50pm)
  • Hi Pete. This is indecent exposure. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 6th Oct 2020 1:41pm)
  • > Hi, I'm a fourth year digital media student > contributor's They teaching you nothing there? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 6th Oct 2020 4:56pm)
  • Not a photographer. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Oct 2020 7:47am)
  • You do, no cunt else does it seems. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Oct 2020 1:23pm)
  • > if Scotland goes independent and joins the EU If Scotland asks to join the EU. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Oct 2020 5:41pm)
  • Yes. They don't want us in their club when we owe Westminster money. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Oct 2020 8:37pm)
  • You call birds 'gentlemen'? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Oct 2020 9:10pm)
  • Downvoted when people don't like facts. The usual for here / /r/Scotland. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Oct 2020 9:01am)
  • Probably going to need a flair for these posts soon. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 9th Oct 2020 12:56pm)
  • When Junkies Go WILD! Is this from ages ago? Music playing, nobody in a mask? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 9th Oct 2020 2:55pm)
  • Oh yeah, nice. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 9th Oct 2020 3:09pm)
  • Yes it has. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-53894554 by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Oct 2020 8:16am)
  • Demonstrably not true. Anything that goes against the group-think circle jerk of, "We're Scottish, everybody loves us! It'll be fine" on here or on /r/Scotland gets downvoted but never replied to. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Oct 2020 8:54am)
  • Lol. I get my news from a variety of outlets... Stop relying on The National for yours. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Oct 2020 1:27pm)
  • Nah. I work for a paper so I get most of my news via agencies, FOI or government comms. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Oct 2020 1:38pm)
  • Was in a west end restaurant yesterday and we didn't get asked if we were from different households, and didn't take any details. Guess that's one not planning on opening back up. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Oct 2020 1:36pm)
  • OK, join in on one of our office chats then... If Scotland did get into he EU, how would the fishing boundaries differ between, say 1st January 2021 (or now, if you like) and our eventual membership? How would that passage of time affect the outcome? That's a pretty big one right now, so I'm sure you can fill us in. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Oct 2020 2:11pm)
  • "nah mate, it's all a load of pish" *another whole street gets flattened* "nope, didn't see anything" by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Oct 2020 2:21pm)
  • Walked in off the street. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Oct 2020 2:53pm)
  • Nope. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Oct 2020 3:30pm)
  • Yep. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 11th Oct 2020 7:26am)
  • There's a heron epidemic. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 11th Oct 2020 3:33pm)
  • Don't want some weird dog with issues. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 11th Oct 2020 5:22pm)
  • Cool. Do they have dogs that have had issues but have since recovered? Or dogs that are fine but have a history of issues in the family? Thanks. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 11th Oct 2020 7:50pm)
  • Ha, totally! by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 12th Oct 2020 11:39am)
  • She's definitely succeeded in getting her name out there. I guess a Reddit screenshot is how these people start to go viral. Good for her, it's obviously worked. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 12th Oct 2020 11:41am)
  • The Old Smiddy and the Montford show rugby. Both a short walk from Kings Park. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 12th Oct 2020 12:31pm)
  • Seen worse in Merchant City. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 14th Oct 2020 10:32pm)
  • Will get downvoted for sure, but if you hadn't cropped here feet out that'd be really good. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Oct 2020 8:15pm)
  • Same as you wouldn't crop the top of a person's head off. Makes all the difference. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Oct 2020 8:50pm)
  • Yeah. What's the one at the front? Any tourist tat just looks wrong without the Coney Duke on it. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Oct 2020 9:09pm)
  • I for one am glad he filmed it. That was great. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Oct 2020 10:42pm)
  • Car's fucked. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Oct 2020 10:40pm)
  • Today's the day, then. Let's see if cunts are up for grassing their neighbours or not. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 17th Oct 2020 1:28pm)
  • Was the driver? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 17th Oct 2020 8:11pm)
  • They all enjoyed heroin and had enough people around that they're not scoring their smack up Gallowgate. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 18th Oct 2020 7:29pm)
  • Guess that was your motor outside the Royal then. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 19th Oct 2020 8:52am)
  • It's at a wonky angle. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 19th Oct 2020 9:24pm)
  • Yeah it's from olden days talk. "Hear ye!" by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 19th Oct 2020 10:21pm)
  • Anybody know what Ikea's like just now? Saw big queues on here a while back, has it calmed down? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 20th Oct 2020 9:16am)
  • /r/thathappened by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 20th Oct 2020 9:33am)
  • Sound, thank you. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 20th Oct 2020 9:32am)
  • Oh cool. I'll order it online and then go to the collection queue then. Not exactly going for a browse around right now. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 20th Oct 2020 9:56am)
  • Check this cunt by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 20th Oct 2020 10:12pm)
  • No good framer will do that in a day. Not least because they'll have piles of stuff waiting to be done before yours. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Oct 2020 1:59pm)
  • McQueens, who also deliver. Farm to doorstep. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Oct 2020 1:55pm)
  • Really interesting. Cheers for posting this. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 22nd Oct 2020 8:47am)
  • > " sitting in sleazys, trying to work out what to do with my life" That narrows it down to several hundred likely people. Some say they're still there, trying to work it out. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 22nd Oct 2020 1:41pm)
  • Why not? Fuck all else happening. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 22nd Oct 2020 2:42pm)
  • Or at posting on Reddit. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 22nd Oct 2020 6:49pm)
  • Aren't policemen looking younger these days, Doris? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Oct 2020 1:04pm)
  • Used to misuse them by putting lit ones through letterboxes. Absolutely cannot imagine what I'd do if some wee cunt did that to me now. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Oct 2020 1:03pm)
  • Wee Guys don't want to get their Stone Island dirty nowadays. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Oct 2020 4:50pm)
  • There's a phrase you don't hear very often. Unless it's sarcastic. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 24th Oct 2020 8:32am)
  • The real trick of course, would be to have the focal point centred... by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 24th Oct 2020 4:53pm)
  • Isn't that Lesser Hampden? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 24th Oct 2020 4:51pm)
  • Nah, it's great. One working leg is fair play! Could crop it in a little, the mind always wants to follow likes like the path. It's why horror films use a squinty horizon, when something is lurking, or there meant to be fear or disorientation. it's subconsciously unsettling. Not that this is unsettling obviously, it's nice. Now downvote. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 24th Oct 2020 7:32pm)
  • Magic. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Oct 2020 10:51pm)
  • No red sky here mate. Sounds like you're just starting your eternal damnation. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 27th Oct 2020 2:09pm)
  • Pretty sure that's a sparrowhawk bro. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 27th Oct 2020 4:43pm)
  • Actually quite like this one. This is my favourite. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 27th Oct 2020 4:42pm)
  • Enjoying your posts on here mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 27th Oct 2020 7:41pm)
  • Not as hideous as seeing the word "pupper" from anybody over the age of two. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Oct 2020 9:14am)
  • Pretty sure that's standard in Spar and Key Store. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Oct 2020 1:56pm)
  • "Right, we're going to have to close everything again. People can't hug their granny and hospitality is pretty much over for good." "Hmm. Gonnae lower the estimate? It'll make people thing it's all working." by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Oct 2020 3:24pm)
  • What? I don't know. I don't even remember typing that. Or what it's supposed to mean. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Oct 2020 11:00pm)
  • > we had an office in a high flat What kind of thing do you do? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 31st Oct 2020 9:27am)
  • When pressed for a response, Horton announced: "You’ve got aids ya reprobate". by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 31st Oct 2020 10:25am)
  • DM her and tell her she's won some make up. Ask for address. Sorted. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 31st Oct 2020 10:34am)
  • Is this your first day on Instagram by any chance? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 31st Oct 2020 10:38am)
  • Wow. Good for you. That's amazing. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 31st Oct 2020 11:22am)
  • BEEP BEEP. Somebody said something that might be negative about the SNP! Downvote! Downvote! by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 31st Oct 2020 3:19pm)
  • > planned vandalism against the licensed trade It's not that. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 31st Oct 2020 3:16pm)
  • It's all just joggers and call centre workers on lunch down there. Sometimes a group of jakes. Going there to relax would be like going to McDonald's for a steak. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 1st Nov 2020 8:35am)
  • > Lives of a few vs livelihoods and quality of life Mate you're a total fanny. I guess you've got something to do with the Solid Rock or Rufus T Firefly so won't be going back there in case I accidentally tip you or something. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 1st Nov 2020 8:41am)
  • > Boris Johnstone The UK Prime Minister is called Boris Johnson. I can tell by your other posts you don't pay much attention to politics but that's a name worth remembering. He's the English guy in the middle, with the funny hair btw. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 1st Nov 2020 8:46am)
  • > I have friends and family who have lost people to this virus. A family member got it back in April and is STILL really unwell. I am talking of having to use a walking frame unwell. Stop being so selfish. You're missing OP's point. That person *doesn't matter*, there are bar staff who aren't getting shifts FFS. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 1st Nov 2020 8:45am)
  • The Loading Bay in Port Dundas is owned and operated by BMXers. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 1st Nov 2020 11:57am)
  • Post your Instagram/Etsy? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 1st Nov 2020 3:39pm)
  • Yes, as I said. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 1st Nov 2020 3:38pm)
  • Much better than Etsy, but with what, about 1% of that market on it? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 1st Nov 2020 4:23pm)
  • I think while Etsy is the standard, she'd be best on there. Because the more people there are, the more likelihood of people buying the tote bag / LP-clock / organic t-shirt. Trying to start regional alternatives to established platforms has never worked out and with good reason. If she sells enough on Etsy she'll need her own site, not an account of some other, much smaller e-marketplace. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 1st Nov 2020 4:49pm)
  • Mate nobody gives a fuck. There are new skateboarders everywhere. No cunt's watching, I promise. And the more skaters the better because then more shit gets built and shops do better. Although fuck Route One. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 1st Nov 2020 9:42pm)
  • The Savoy? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 2nd Nov 2020 8:14am)
  • > the landlord was in the Seychelles No he wasn't, he just registered his business there. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 2nd Nov 2020 1:05pm)
  • SOPHIE is 'up and coming'?! Alright mate. Been in the game about eight years, right? That track with Charli XCX was what, five years ago now? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 3rd Nov 2020 8:40am)
  • Mate SOPHIE has been up for Grammys. SOPHIE is mainstream. You sound like my dad. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 3rd Nov 2020 11:21am)
  • No fair enough. OP could probably have a radio show of Glasgow electronic artists named after places in Glasgow. There isn't a shortage. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 3rd Nov 2020 12:37pm)
  • Do you have a home? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 3rd Nov 2020 8:34pm)
  • Oh aye, fuck. Hope it's not that. Sorry. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 3rd Nov 2020 9:59pm)
  • It's been took doon. Sharon that does it's away tae Rothesay this week. She's went wae her new man an aw, an he's divorced ah heard. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th Nov 2020 10:58am)
  • Who? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th Nov 2020 12:02pm)
  • Fuck fireworks. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th Nov 2020 10:39pm)
  • Why spread it? Some arsehole wrote that there so that people would see it, and now you've just made sure waaaaay more people see it. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Nov 2020 9:16am)
  • Maybe OP wrote it. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Nov 2020 3:31pm)
  • > I ordered from there on ubereats but I stay in Southside Why? Is it that good? Do you get a discount? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Nov 2020 9:46pm)
  • No shit. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 6th Nov 2020 4:07pm)
  • Watersports by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 7th Nov 2020 8:51am)
  • Not really, they used "Local Hotelier" when he became president. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 8th Nov 2020 9:43am)
  • Posted a coked-up, rambling load of shit about how we're being lied to, on his company Instagram account, so we can supposedly assume everybody who works for the company stands by that horseshit... Fuck that guy and fuck Buck's Bar. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 8th Nov 2020 11:53am)
  • Since there's no booze there's going to be weans everywhere. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 8th Nov 2020 11:51am)
  • That's for Armistice Day. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Nov 2020 7:55am)
  • > But I will pay for everything to get him out here for my wedding. Wow, this is big. Really hope you find him. And congratulations. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Nov 2020 1:03pm)
  • Sorry mate. Beautiful edit. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Nov 2020 8:42pm)
  • Christ, this links to /r/scotland and then to GlasgowLive... Ouch. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th Nov 2020 8:54pm)
  • > Sadly, she has strong opinions about shooting in a cemetery Well she's not a very good goth, is she? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th Nov 2020 3:14pm)
  • Where? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th Nov 2020 3:13pm)
  • Shhh! Fuck's sake. A good thing about that place is how quite it usually is. Don't spoil it. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th Nov 2020 3:15pm)
  • Quality username for this thread too. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th Nov 2020 11:01pm)
  • This Omada Corp needs its own sub, let alone its own flair. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 14th Nov 2020 9:12am)
  • "We'll make a note. Give us a call back if you get stabbed." by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 14th Nov 2020 9:19am)
  • Yeah for the love of fuck let's hope GlasgowLive don't try to run this story. Straight to a real, reliable, readable news outlet please! I see GlasgowLive have got 'Please answer this question to access the article' ads now. So if you wanted to find out about what some bar staff think of lockdown you need to say what your favourite Love Island contestant is or something. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 14th Nov 2020 9:16am)
  • Govan and most of it's gone. It literally says that in the foreword. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 14th Nov 2020 9:19pm)
  • Incredible. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 15th Nov 2020 9:54am)
  • If you had your own sub, randomly posting stuff like this, I'd be checking it constantly. The stuff you come out with as answers to questions is incredible so I dread to think what you could talk about unprompted. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 15th Nov 2020 8:08pm)
  • You don't think it'd be as interesting to you because it's all normal to you. All these people and places that nobody has any idea about. Blood Bus was alright, Glasgow Taxi was absolute shite. You could do it so well. Edit: Or Tales From a Glasgow Taxi or whatever it was called. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 15th Nov 2020 10:53pm)
  • Watch out for a coked-up bar owner in a wee lassie's car trying to threaten you there. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 16th Nov 2020 8:49am)
  • First day in the new job and I took my lorry down a fucking wrong turn. Unreal. Things better get better. Still though, it was some laugh seeing every cunt at their window in their pyjamas. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 16th Nov 2020 10:58am)
  • Olivia Coleman played Sophie in Peep Show. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 16th Nov 2020 9:17pm)
  • Guy hadn't been paying his staff's NI contributions for years, so had to transfer all the business into his wife's name so they could keep trading. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Nov 2020 11:57am)
  • Monorail rent the space. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Nov 2020 11:57am)
  • 'Urbex' used to mean 'urban exploration', but it seems to mean 'Just ask somebody on the internet' now, which is pretty disappointing. Why not go out and, I dunno... Explore? You might like it. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Nov 2020 12:05pm)
  • Your council tax details will have been in your letting agreement. If you haven't had Sheriff's Officers at your door yet, maybe expect them. Happened to me once. I just stopped paying CT for a bit, came back from a holiday and the SOs had been round. Had to very quickly scrape together about £700 to avoid repossession. If you live there and haven't been paying council tax, I don't really know what you can do. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Nov 2020 12:39pm)
  • > I never knew about the existence of this bill Guess not. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Nov 2020 12:40pm)
  • /r/madlads by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Nov 2020 2:40pm)
  • "Aye but it's just ma and ma pals! Disnae count!" Get a pint in the house and read a book you mugs. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Nov 2020 2:49pm)
  • ...and that's happening because people are dying from a preventable disease, one that's about to have a vaccine. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Nov 2020 3:05pm)
  • Depends who the 88 year-old is. What if it's your mum? "Sorry mum, some unemployed student gets your place in the world now!" by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Nov 2020 4:16pm)
  • Tell you what mate, you would LOVE Germany in the late 1930s. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Nov 2020 9:01am)
  • > But because my perception has been that I’m doing well, I’ve kind of used that as justification for stretching the rules a bit on occasion. You and every cunt else. That's why we're here. "Just me and my pals, it's fine, we don't *usually* do this!" by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Nov 2020 11:26am)
  • > at this point what would be the actual point. Exactly. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Nov 2020 11:56am)
  • I'm going to guess that the Matalan chiefs have been in discussion with our government, to make it clear where they see themselves placed. I'd certainly speak to HR. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Nov 2020 12:27pm)
  • A takeaway named after a Pot Noodle? Not promising. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Nov 2020 2:40pm)
  • > My line manager seems convinced its right for us to stay open Because they've had that drummed into them from their bosses. Speak to somebody else in the company for sure. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Nov 2020 2:39pm)
  • "All retweets are appreciated" *censors Twitter handle* by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Nov 2020 8:20pm)
  • That's exactly what I mean. The guy's looking for work. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Nov 2020 9:16pm)
  • > Av heard people say it’s the dodgiest part in all of Glasgow Who the fuck says that? It's unremarkable, just boring. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th Nov 2020 4:45pm)
  • https://youtu.be/egro2cU8P9o by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st Nov 2020 10:49pm)
  • > I stopped and said “remember me?” and she didn’t have a clue what I was referring to. Well done mate. You totally won that battle of wits with a mentally ill homeless drug addict. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Nov 2020 9:13am)
  • All the upvotes for this because that's the only thing you can reasonably find fault with, eh? "The SNP are letting everyday life go to shit as they relentlessly push for independence, but don't worry about that! That person said the same thing twice!" by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Nov 2020 9:33am)
  • > it was like ok great you don’t like the Tories, but what do you stand for as a party other then Indy and not liking Tories? I honestly don’t think they know themselves. This. People who can't be bothered learning about politics or policy just want the exact opposite of the thing they don't like. Don't like the Tories? Well independence MUST be the only answer! These are the people who don't even vote in local council elections, or European elections. All the 'boring' ones that aren't even on TV. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Nov 2020 9:36am)
  • Merchant City is just as bad. You get the jakes AND the arseholes who think Merchant City is a good night out. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Nov 2020 9:41am)
  • Remember where you are. Anything that doesn't blindly support independence means you're a Tory who hates your country. Since there's so little logic in it right now, easier just to smash the downvote button than try to counter that very valid and relevant argument. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Nov 2020 9:04pm)
  • We have an SNP council and a devolved SNP government. I'm not sure which is to blame, but I expect quite a lot of Scotland would end up looking like the centre of its most populous city if the government and council only needed to worry about printing up 'End Tory Rule' placards. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Nov 2020 9:07pm)
  • We need a 'Shit hole' flair. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Nov 2020 9:13pm)
  • Two threads about this in two days? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 23rd Nov 2020 9:17am)
  • Standard answer: 'Not as bad as it used to be and there are some nice bits, just use common sense and you'll be fine. Everything depends on the individual block and your neighbours'. Handy for the town, if that's even a thing any more. The city centre is a dump. Not a lot happening in Cessnock, unless Rangers are playing at home and there isn't a global health crisis. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 23rd Nov 2020 2:24pm)
  • Shunsuke Nakamura ya fuckin' doughball. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 23rd Nov 2020 2:25pm)
  • One click to get to GlasgowLive, only about a dozen to get back here. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 23rd Nov 2020 9:27pm)
  • This place. Weird to think of anybody getting a Christmas tree from anywhere else really. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 24th Nov 2020 12:55pm)
  • > We did see Lewis Capaldi right enough This appearing as a story on GlasgowLive in 5... 4... 3... 2... by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Nov 2020 11:17am)
  • Some attention-seeking fud, who has succeeded. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Nov 2020 7:07pm)
  • /r/thathappened by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Nov 2020 11:29pm)
  • That's cool. Genuine question: why do people take pictures of landscapes in portrait orientation, rather than landscape? Do you shoot portraits in landscape too? If this landscape was shot in landscape we'd see all the trees going down the path, rather than all that nothing up top. Don't care about the downvotes (obviously) but if one person can give me a genuine answer I'd appreciate it. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Nov 2020 9:26am)
  • Fair enough, as long as you're enjoying yourself I suppose. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Nov 2020 9:56am)
  • Nice. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Nov 2020 10:06am)
  • Rule of thirds still completely doable in landscape. I think I'm just worried that the standard of what a 'good' photograph is, is slipping, because people just pull their phone out and hold it the way they're used to holding it, rather than thinking a bit more about how a photo could be really good. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Nov 2020 12:22pm)
  • It's dangerous and selfish. Even more so with a child. There are rules to the road, and much as not everybody is always great at following them, it helps keep everybody moving in the right direction. The pavement is a free for all, and there will be *other people's* children using it too, who don't want to see an adult coming towards them on a bike. If they even see you coming. You get dogs on the pavement too. And buggies. And old people. And people in wheelchairs. Adults cycling on the pavement, unless there's some obvious reason for not using the road, really pisses me off but if there's a kid on the bike too it's just idiotic. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Nov 2020 12:07pm)
  • > Unless the pavement is basically deserted then cyclists should be on the road. If you're not confident cycling on roads then get lessons or only use routes with bike paths This is pretty much the only reply required. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Nov 2020 12:37pm)
  • > I see some dickhead is downvoting all the posts Hahaha! Yep... I wonder who that could be. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Nov 2020 12:35pm)
  • Somebody who thinks they should ride their bike on the pavement with a kid balanced on it, and doesn't like the facts about the reality of that. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Nov 2020 12:43pm)
  • > pedestrian & cycle path Called a 'shared priority' path. Worth knowing when somebody does have a go at you if you're cycling on one. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Nov 2020 1:04pm)
  • What edit?! You asked a question and got a genuine answer, but downvoted it because you didn't agree with it? That's not how anything works. And yep, must be some other selfish cunt on here wanting to ride down the pavements on their bike then. Although sincerely, hopefully without a kid on the bike. Junkies on mountain bikes are the only folk I see cycling on the pavement. It's a very stupid idea unless there's nobody else on the pavement, and there are no doors to buildings next to you, no alleyways, and nobody getting in or out of cars. It's even more of a wanker's move right now when shops and coffee shops and whatever else have queues of people outside them. I'm sure YOU are different though, and I'm sure YOUR child is so unique that this doesn't apply. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Nov 2020 1:02pm)
  • You definitely didn't read it properly. If you can't manage to take in the information on one Reddit post I don't think you should be riding a bike at all, let alone one with a kid on it, on the pavement. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Nov 2020 1:09pm)
  • Aye, nothing beats "No, YOU get out of MY way" at those times. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Nov 2020 1:08pm)
  • Definitely allowed. And even if it had somehow been announced that special circumstances weren't allowed (they are) nobody is going to do anything. Get moving. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Nov 2020 1:11pm)
  • Like a person wearing headphones suddenly changing direction, or sticking there arm out to wave to somebody? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Nov 2020 1:19pm)
  • It's possible that those junctions have advance cycle lights. As in, when the green man appears there's a little bike there too. There's a lot of those, but there needs to be more. They're coming, though. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Nov 2020 1:17pm)
  • The canal path between Drumchapel and Clydebank is absolutely fucked. To the point there's now furrows in the grass next to it. When lockdown first came in it was absolute bedlam, and that's awesome that more people are buying and riding bikes, but Scottish Canals definitely weren't/aren't ready for the repair job. Fine before and after that bit though, more or less, apart from all the new deep puddles that have appeared this year. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Nov 2020 1:15pm)
  • Lovely. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 28th Nov 2020 2:35pm)
  • Got pics? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 28th Nov 2020 3:08pm)
  • Might have been a phone-in competition on Clyde 2? Or car stickers. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 28th Nov 2020 3:36pm)
  • Yes! Fantastic. That is *exactly* the joke! by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 28th Nov 2020 5:01pm)
  • Sent! Nice mate thank you. The clubs are actually in a lock-up and I don't have the key but you can just smash the lock. I'll explain the best times to do it cheers. Also the tyres aren't amongst the bits but you can get tyres anywhere can't you. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 28th Nov 2020 5:07pm)
  • Maybe they wanted the second prize how the fuck should I know I'm not a mind reader by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 28th Nov 2020 5:15pm)
  • Etsy. Presumed that was what it was done for in the first place. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th Nov 2020 12:15pm)
  • Going to need it on a big floppy woolly hat please. A big thick knit one with a bobble on top, and a reference to Glasgow on it so that when I'm in Glasgow people from Glasgow know I'm from Glasgow and think I'm cool. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th Nov 2020 5:46pm)
  • Nah, it just needs to say 'HYNDLAND' or something around it. Cheers. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th Nov 2020 10:38am)
  • Lovely. Not many upvotes because it isn't a picture of the squinty bridge or the weather though. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th Nov 2020 10:40am)
  • What's the penguin doing there? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th Nov 2020 12:36pm)
  • Imagine the ordeal a shopkeeper would have to go through to make a deal with WEST to sell their beer?! by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th Nov 2020 12:51pm)
  • > a complete lack of knowledge as to the seriousness of the decline of the team both on and off the pitch Aye mate but there's a pandemic on the go, and a ban on public gatherings so more people don't die. Mongo confirmed. Case closed. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th Nov 2020 12:59pm)
  • Nah, this guy is one of the *smart* ones, he didn't go to the protest. He just agrees with it, defends it badly online and thinks anybody who doesn't appreciate it is an idiot. Truly an enlightened mind. "But you don't understand, 'we' REALLY wanted to win at home against a bunch of wee guys from Dingwall!!" by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th Nov 2020 1:03pm)
  • Amazing. Thanks for sharing, it's good to see Glasgow from an angle regular people can't. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 1st Dec 2020 9:26am)
  • Getting a haircut in Glasgow is like getting a taxi. They'll have seen it all before, and don't give a shit unless you're being a dick. Or a fanny. Whichever it is. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 1st Dec 2020 11:51am)
  • > It’s Hacking and Patterson if that makes any difference? Makes ALL the difference. Sadly. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 1st Dec 2020 2:07pm)
  • People make Glasgow! by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 1st Dec 2020 3:09pm)
  • Pass it quite a lot, it's all closed off again. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 2nd Dec 2020 2:15pm)
  • I'm not talking about places in Hyndland, I'm talking about real, regular barbers. OP, somebody who's done ten thousand haircuts doesn't give a shit, somebody who's wondering how you'll look on their Instagram probably will. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 2nd Dec 2020 2:29pm)
  • How? It's the most boring underground train system in the world. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 2nd Dec 2020 2:33pm)
  • No driver it says in the title by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 2nd Dec 2020 10:46pm)
  • Username doesn't check out. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 3rd Dec 2020 10:24am)
  • Estate agent patter. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 3rd Dec 2020 7:47pm)
  • If you don't do a book, what about a podcast? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 3rd Dec 2020 7:46pm)
  • Carhartt hat? What's she meant to be? A student? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 3rd Dec 2020 10:16pm)
  • They're happy as Larry. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 4th Dec 2020 9:16am)
  • Reg McKay by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 4th Dec 2020 10:38am)
  • It's the best place, and sound cunts are drawn to Reddit. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 4th Dec 2020 10:43am)
  • Brightening up now. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Dec 2020 9:07am)
  • Hate that Glasgow thing. Makes people sound like they live in the fucking 1950s. It's like people think Tesco belongs to some cunt called Davie Tesco. Navid's is called Navid's because Navid owns it. Tesco is called Tesco, there's no cunt called Tesco sweeping up at the end of the day. Big supermarkets and seafood restaurants are branded with names. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Dec 2020 5:04pm)
  • "Got it fae oot ae that Lidls so a did." Do these people say "Sainsburys's"? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Dec 2020 5:02pm)
  • I get that people who call Wetherspoon Wetherspoon's have never been in a Wetherspoon but surely everybody has been in a supermarket and noticed the sign above the door. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 6th Dec 2020 9:28am)
  • Couch for sale. There's been a shooting. Look at this cat. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 6th Dec 2020 9:29am)
  • Good effort actually getting in the water. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 6th Dec 2020 7:40pm)
  • I mean, it's not a phone photo of the squinty bridge or the weather... Mods? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 7th Dec 2020 8:09am)
  • "We can't believe we have to say this, but don't rape children"?! Child sexual abuse isn't a fucking meme. Who is "we" in this case? How did they become so elevated in society that they can make announcements like this? This sign without any helpful information for victims, or for those close to victims, comes across a lot like somebody thinking their hashtags and words were all that was needed to stop child sexual abuse. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 7th Dec 2020 1:08pm)
  • 'Refugees welcome! I mean, not in here obviously, but maybe next door?' by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 7th Dec 2020 2:26pm)
  • So nothing to do with child sexual abuse? This shit really dilutes the message. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 7th Dec 2020 2:30pm)
  • "OMG, can we just like stop raping kids lol? That shit is SO not cool lol" by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Dec 2020 9:02am)
  • Maybe this should have gone up in the secure wing of wherever they put child rapists then. Unless you know that Kelvin walkway is a child-rapist hangout area. No men are making themselves out to be the victim. It's insulting to read something like this, addressed to all men (or even just the ones who use Kelvin Walkway), which seems to be making some light hearted, flippant remark and child abuse. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Dec 2020 9:01am)
  • Where's this from? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Dec 2020 11:46am)
  • Somebody else mentioned it, and I agreed with them. Guess you didn't read the whole post. Apologies to all the female child rapists out there. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Dec 2020 11:45am)
  • Never mind, seems to be from here, although fuck knows where they get their pictures. It'd be great to see a lot of these all in one place. https://glasgoweyesmagazine.com/ by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Dec 2020 12:28pm)
  • > I did not go through every single comment in the entire post Didn't bother reading all 37 comments, eh? Jumped to a conclusion because I mentioned something about MEN, did you? Starts flinging abuse because I agreed with a valid point that you completely missed? People like you make the discussions around topics like this so much harder. Save your shitty, misguided vitriol for Facebook. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Dec 2020 12:33pm)
  • Wouldn't be unreasonable for it to be a Glaswegian thing, considering the sub. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 9th Dec 2020 9:49am)
  • Might need a 'Tetris movie question' flair soon. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 9th Dec 2020 9:48am)
  • Nice! Will investigate. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 9th Dec 2020 8:53pm)
  • Fantastic. Looks like a much neater version of HiddenGlasgow. Bit gutted when ScotCities went down, that only disappeared about a month ago too. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Dec 2020 8:06am)
  • Handy for the town. Nowhere handy for the town is really that bad. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Dec 2020 9:06pm)
  • Talking about areas to live, not streets. Compared to further out Possil's fine. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Dec 2020 8:19am)
  • They'll have forgotten you by that night. I've had the "You robbed ma pal!" line too. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Dec 2020 8:24am)
  • Town going to be mayhem today? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Dec 2020 9:09am)
  • > Sunak played a bit of a blinder with his furlough scheme and grants This is it. That money wouldn't exist if Scotland was independent and we'd all be expected to just take the hit. Like Holyrood are already suggested would be the case in the event of independence. Trying to go independent now would be like borrowing £500 from work to pay your rent, and then using it to go on holiday. I do fear that being a 'Yes' means a lot of people will be scared to change their mind, even in the face of overwhelming reality. The Yes campaign quite rightly marketed their message as a lifestyle choice, and obviously it was quite fashionable, and a lot of people won't manage to move to a realpolitik mindset. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Dec 2020 9:14am)
  • > We should be focusing on improving our country through the significant means we currently have State of the transport in Glasgow? Devolved. Embarrassing education statistics? Devolved. State of housing in, say, Govanhill (Sturgeon's constituency)? Devolved. I think a lot of people struggle (or refuse) to understand the devolved powers Scotland has, and what it hasn't done with them, and as a result a lot of Indy supporters come across as the types of Brexiteers who call James O'Brien with a "I don't like this thing so therefore the opposite is the answer, even though I don't know what that involves" comment. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Dec 2020 9:20am)
  • Comparing Scotland to (presumably Nordic) European countries is absurd. We're a completely different culture. And in terms of prosperity, Scotland doesn't have remotely enough money to pay back what it owes as it is. Let's imagine all these billions of pounds of debt are wiped though. Where would the money come from? Light crude oil in a world moving away from fossil fuels? Luxury-level booze and meat/fish in a world moving away from booze and meat? Fucking wind farms, then? The [SNP have already said](https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/politics/scottish-politics/2050793/firms-to-be-hit-by-anti-business-tax-raid-scottish-government-document-reveals/) they'll increase business taxes to attempt to try to cover some of the spending needs so no new employers are very likely to want to move here. Especially with that hard border. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Dec 2020 9:29am)
  • Scotland has the financial clout of the UK treasury, that's why we're in. If you think a shitty wee country with very little to offer and excessive needs can just walk in because, I don't know, somebody's granny was Scottish or something, you're very wrong. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Dec 2020 9:34am)
  • > We'll be back in the EU trading block How will that happen? Reckon we can just apply and get in, yeah? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Dec 2020 9:31am)
  • Also, happy 'cake day'. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Dec 2020 9:43am)
  • You're such a good example/stereotype of a Yes person in 2020. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Dec 2020 9:46am)
  • > most educated country in Europe Where are you seeing this? It used to be, but hasn't been for a couple of years. The SNP saw to that. Also, oil? lol by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Dec 2020 9:51am)
  • > Presumably as part of independence negotions we would take a share of UK national debt. Yes, we would. > UK national debt is high, but it doesn't need to be paid off. Is this part of your 'Hope over fear' fantasy? > Still, I am genuinely surprised that you think the people of Scotland lack the ability to make a living for themselves. This is what makes CyberNats so offensive, the 'Oh, don't you like your OWN COUNTRY?' angle. So, professor, how would Scotland fund itself, without the UK and the EU support that we've enjoyed for a generation? How would Scotland fund itself when international businesses pull out and relocate to the north of England? I mean, wealthy pervert Donald Trump was able to delay the building of a wind farm in Scotland for several years, so I guess the SNP could just go back to him? He's obviously got a lot of clout here. 'Yes' just mincing the figures and playing the nationalist card again because there's no real argument for it right now. Well done if you're rich enough that it won't affect you, but you're in a minority. Nationalism in the modern world is ugly however you look at it, whether it's wearing a kilt and reading the Broons or not. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Dec 2020 9:59am)
  • Just looked at your post history. You're a deluded shut in and you blatantly don't know much about the real world or its people (and therefore typify a CyberNat) so I'm not going to continue trying to debate with a fantasist. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Dec 2020 10:27am)
  • Tiny Planet app, right? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Dec 2020 1:24pm)
  • As in, 'Have mindless optimism in the face of the actual reality', yeah? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Dec 2020 1:25pm)
  • Scotland owes 80% of its own GDP. If you think that debt "doesn't need to be paid of" you're wrong and that speaks volumes about what kind of person you are. That 'The money doesn't matter and everything will probably be fine" idea just looks ridiculous now. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Dec 2020 2:57pm)
  • Also, Wikipedia links? Really? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Dec 2020 3:01pm)
  • Downvoted for..? This sub, really. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Dec 2020 3:28pm)
  • The UK Treasury isn't chasing the UK to pay back its debt, and you think the UK treasury will dismiss Scotland's debt? Even the way you talk, it's obvious you struggle with social situations and don't actually speak to many real people. You're talking shite here but I don't want to spoil your one outlet so I really am going to stop replying to your snidey remarks. You're wrong, I know it, over half the population know it, and you'll know it yourself soon enough. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Dec 2020 3:27pm)
  • Ahahahahahahaha! OK mate. You get your information from Wikipedia and you're one of the >9k people who get their news from The National. Wish you had some pals to steer you right, but not to worry. Definitely my last reply to you, you deluded freak. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Dec 2020 4:01pm)
  • You know what I mean. Love that the CyberNat argument is about picking a tiny whole in opposing rhetoric and jumping on it. Like a typo or something. You, as an individual, make me never ever want independence for Scotland, if you're the type of absolute prick that would be posting about it (while we still have electricity). Even radical Far Right organisations ask their members to be polite online, if only Scotland didn't have such an overwhelming number of Indy-supporting keyboard warriors who have no clue how the real world works, maybe they could present themselves as well as those other proud nationalists, eh? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Dec 2020 3:59pm)
  • > you absolute bam Bit classist there mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Dec 2020 4:16pm)
  • Yeah! I love it. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Dec 2020 7:07pm)
  • It looks like every other fucking photo of the Necropolis without that stupid effect. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Dec 2020 10:42pm)
  • The Forge, at Parkhead. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 12th Dec 2020 9:42pm)
  • Have you seen the state of folk in the afternoon? No chance those cunts are still up at 4am. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 12th Dec 2020 9:40pm)
  • Same levels of intelligence! Wahey! by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 13th Dec 2020 10:27pm)
  • It's in the news all the time. https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/two-men-woman-arrested-over-22617491 by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Dec 2020 9:28am)
  • People have been arrested and charged with trafficking. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Dec 2020 9:30am)
  • You questioned the evidence of Govanhill people trafficking... People saying that Govanhill is the same as anywhere else are why it isn't getting fixed. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Dec 2020 9:51am)
  • Yep. That's not a coincidence. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Dec 2020 11:20am)
  • That was very far from an academic point. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Dec 2020 11:33am)
  • Every result when you Google 'Govanhill people traffic'. Google's really good for finding stuff btw, I recommend it. Here's the first result: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-49813942 by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 16th Dec 2020 8:43am)
  • Honestly mate, there are so many pricks on this sub. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 16th Dec 2020 2:22pm)
  • In other Facebook news: The Earth is flat! by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 17th Dec 2020 9:05am)
  • Never been in them but the surrounding area's got worse lately. And that Barclay's building will probably never get used, Barclay's were the first firm to close their offices back in March so I can't see them expecting their staff to relocate for the sake of a new office. The junkie hostel's still standing though. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 17th Dec 2020 7:56pm)
  • You haven't credited the photographers whose photographs you've used. Bit shit. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 18th Dec 2020 8:21am)
  • There's already too much now. Ned Sheeran. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 18th Dec 2020 12:21pm)
  • If I could only eat in one place for the rest of my life it'd be Lassani in Mount Florida. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 18th Dec 2020 1:28pm)
  • Or he assumed that because you were in Best Kebab, you didn't want the healthy bit. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 18th Dec 2020 1:34pm)
  • Ironic that this is the one new thread that isn't a phone photo of something ordinary. I'll believe it when I see it. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 19th Dec 2020 3:55pm)
  • That's not a cycle path, that's the VIP section of the pavement. It seems. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 19th Dec 2020 3:55pm)
  • Yes they do. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 20th Dec 2020 11:34am)
  • It got officially opened about 18 months ago. Nicola Sturgeon cut the ribbon on a bit outside that restaurant that went on fire. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 20th Dec 2020 11:36am)
  • Wait, so that was an urban myth?! Shit! Get me to a flume now!! by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Dec 2020 4:09pm)
  • That's liminal space for you. https://theludlowgroup.com/2018/05/31/why-do-liminal-spaces-feel-like-an-altered-reality/ by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Dec 2020 4:07pm)
  • Fuck going to prision though. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Dec 2020 8:57pm)
  • It's The Scotia. Since the Old College Bar admitted they'd been talking shite. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 23rd Dec 2020 10:57am)
  • Person trying to sell flat: "Nope, all good as far as I know!" by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 24th Dec 2020 4:18pm)
  • The Nico one gives you a delivery window of nine hours. Could show up anytime from noon until 9pm. So fuck that. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 26th Dec 2020 2:08pm)
  • It was called the Rat Trap when it was there, no? Closed when a bouncer got stabbed. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 26th Dec 2020 2:10pm)
  • Wow. I've been wrong for a long time. Loved that place. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 26th Dec 2020 8:19pm)
  • Also didn't it used to be called Industria? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 26th Dec 2020 8:20pm)
  • Household waste and cardboard currently going into the same skip at Polmadie so I'm not convinced much is actually getting recycled right now. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 27th Dec 2020 8:48am)
  • I don't read signs. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 27th Dec 2020 9:58pm)
  • If this is the one I think it is, and it will be, the extended 'science' bit is really great. Incredible music too, especially considering the time. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Dec 2020 8:37am)
  • Are you Ian Brown? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Dec 2020 9:33am)
  • If you've got the kind of money required to hire the Winter Gardens or even a corner of Kelvingrove, you can probably relax and not worry too much for now. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Dec 2020 2:52pm)
  • I don't have windows, so really hoping for a picture of the weather today. Ideally from a park or by the river. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 29th Dec 2020 7:55am)
  • DELETED Make do with the garden. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 29th Dec 2020 11:08am)
  • You didn't go very far. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Dec 2020 8:18am)
  • No. They'll get gritted randomly (too much grit piling up?) but when ice is forecast nothing happens. But welcome, and I hope you enjoy living here. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Dec 2020 8:20am)
  • In my Covid-safe bunker. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Dec 2020 4:13pm)
  • The key to *pleasure* can be found on a different bollard. One in Merchant City. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 31st Dec 2020 1:20pm)
  • Middle one is all fucked btw by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 1st Jan 2021 8:39am)
  • Govanhill/Queens Park. Torrisdale Street isn't Shawlands at all. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 1st Jan 2021 7:20pm)
  • /r/thathappened Mate your photos are all within about ten minutes of each other. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 2nd Jan 2021 3:38pm)
  • That's a phone photo. It's completely flat. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 9:43am)
  • Can we get Brian Lamont's thoughts on this? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 9:49am)
  • So true. People forget that. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 10:18am)
  • I was answering the question. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 10:36am)
  • He asked what kind of camera you used. It's obviously a phone photo so I said that it was taken with a phone. WTF is wrong with you? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 11:53am)
  • Nice. Where is that? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 12:46pm)
  • Stunning! I love the light! What film did you use? That's gotta be Provia, maybe pushed two stops? Beautiful results regardless. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 1:02pm)
  • I'm a fan of Mourland's work with ice, and maybe that's why your image is so instantly engaging. It's a difficult thing to photograph and the trend seems to have been to go macro lately, but your wide shot still somehow gives the feeling of intimacy you'd expect from Lanting et al. High praise I know, but related to Rudy 'The Iceman' Mourland?! You'll be used to it! by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 1:15pm)
  • Imagine knowing or caring who's who on here. Everybody posts their phone photos of Queens Park and the river on here every day. Somebody thought you'd used a camera, you clearly hadn't, so I mentioned it. If somebody asked for a football score would you be annoyed if somebody who hadn't played in the game answered the question? Truth is that anybody can point their phone at something (as the other person in your photo is also doing) and get a half-decent photo for the internet. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 2:22pm)
  • Why didn't the bins get emptied last week? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 2:27pm)
  • I think it got activated once, many many years ago, and just hasn't been deactivated. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 2:26pm)
  • It'd be closer to somebody saying "2-0, I just saw the result on TV". Answering the question then qualifying the answer with an explanation of proof. It's a nice snap and all but certainly not something to get so emotional about... by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 2:32pm)
  • That's interesting. Thank you. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 2:44pm)
  • Mate you're way too sensitive. Pointing out that this is a phone photo is a criticism of you? Or the 'camera'? It's pointing a fact out, in answer to a question. It's almost as if you wanted people to think you were some photographer, carting loads of gear around and waiting for the right moment, rather than somebody on a nice walk snapping a nice photo with a modern phone. Which is what this is. So chill out. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 2:43pm)
  • Nah. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 2:55pm)
  • Hardly gatekeeping you over-sensitive, insecure weirdo. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 3:09pm)
  • Jesus fuck, away and enjoy your day. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 3:17pm)
  • First shot is always the right one. This is your Pulitzer bro. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 7:41pm)
  • Lovely. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 4th Jan 2021 8:24am)
  • /r/iamverysmart by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 4th Jan 2021 8:33am)
  • Shhh! by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 4th Jan 2021 8:31am)
  • "Get that crew from the Science Centre build, they were cheap!" by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 4th Jan 2021 9:07am)
  • Decked it as well. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 4th Jan 2021 1:31pm)
  • Away back to the embarrassing /r/scotland echo chamber. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 5th Jan 2021 8:34am)
  • My glass bin, which supposedly gets collected every 56 days, was missed last week. So it can sit there until the 22nd of February now. Thanks, GCC. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Jan 2021 8:26am)
  • What's that? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Jan 2021 9:11am)
  • Ahaha! Never seen this. Nice one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQgkYvkJouw by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Jan 2021 9:18am)
  • Pretty sure that every time that video gets posted the replies are suggestions of similar things. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Jan 2021 9:23am)
  • Hahaha! Quality. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQgkYvkJouw by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Jan 2021 9:20am)
  • Links? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Jan 2021 12:38pm)
  • All mine all mine. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Jan 2021 7:22pm)
  • Gotta go barefoot. Nature's traction. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Jan 2021 7:36pm)
  • It's from the middle of the footbridge looking towards Tradeston btw. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Jan 2021 7:48pm)
  • Because it's really really foggy so you can't see much. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Jan 2021 7:47pm)
  • How the fuck is that the ground ffs by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Jan 2021 7:52pm)
  • Oh yeah oops by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Jan 2021 8:01pm)
  • They've just sold out! I've still got some tote bags and drink mats of it if that's any use? I'll be at the next Queens Park Farmers' Market. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Jan 2021 9:14pm)
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utsHE5xWges by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Jan 2021 11:38am)
  • Cannot wait for a blizzard of shit photos. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Jan 2021 1:34pm)
  • Yes, really. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Jan 2021 3:03pm)
  • Didn't work anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Jan 2021 3:03pm)
  • Now we're talking. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Jan 2021 7:00pm)
  • * Photos of parks and bridges in the snow. Possibly someone's dog * Somebody's heating doesn't work * Somebody moving * Somebody with a Coivd question relating to emplyment by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Jan 2021 8:34am)
  • That's nice. Where is it? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Jan 2021 8:31am)
  • There's this thing called 'Instagram', right, and if you search for '#glasgow'... Well. I'll let you find out. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Jan 2021 8:51am)
  • Getting all your entertainment from Reddit would be like getting all your news from GlasgowLive. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Jan 2021 10:51am)
  • What a great photo! by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Jan 2021 11:08am)
  • "Come on, it's just me and ma pals! And it's her birthday! It's just for today". Fuck off. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Jan 2021 11:31am)
  • A few of them about Battlefield and Mount Florida. Also I fingered a girl I'd just met at that bus stop once. It was about 3am but and she'd just got out of hospital after breaking her toe or something. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Jan 2021 8:47pm)
  • The weather forecast doesn't work in the council offices. That's why if there's ever grit, it gets sprinkled on top of the frozen snow, meaning there's gritty ice-cold mud lying around for weeks afterwards. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 9th Jan 2021 10:02am)
  • Perfectly put. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 9th Jan 2021 10:05am)
  • Somebody posted about that recently, asking why it was such a weird colour. Guess it's from the building work? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 9th Jan 2021 3:40pm)
  • The fuck did you expect when you saw the thread title? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 10th Jan 2021 9:31am)
  • > Jesus and Mary Chain Not from Glasgow. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Jan 2021 8:52am)
  • Take along a phone photo of the Clyde. Everybody loves one of those, you'll be a dead cert! by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Jan 2021 9:03am)
  • Well said. Shitty repetitive phone photos are bumping genuinely interesting posts off the page. It's Reddit, not Looked-at-a-picture-of-it. Instagram and Flickr exist for a reason. Every cunt knows what the Squinty Bridge and the Necropolis looks like and your photo isn't likely to be the best one so text it to your granny instead. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Jan 2021 9:00am)
  • > Any other city - Life without buildings You get into them via Tik Tok yeah? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PJvO_w8xxE by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Jan 2021 9:29am)
  • > anything by 'Sons and Daughters' Apart from the album Twitch made for them that was so bad they split up. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Jan 2021 9:29am)
  • Soon to be joined by everywhere. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Jan 2021 7:33pm)
  • Doesn't really work when the product's called 'Rapscallion Soda'. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Jan 2021 7:31pm)
  • It was on Come Dine With Me once. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Jan 2021 8:31am)
  • "Aye but it doesn't count if it's just me and ma pals, just this once. It's Davie's birthday ffs, cannae miss that!" by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Jan 2021 8:31am)
  • Ordered some shelves from IKEA a couple of weeks ago. Couldn't believe it when some shelves turned up! by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 13th Jan 2021 2:28pm)
  • "It's operating on a much higher level, a level no-one knows about. It's an elite". Big thanks to some random total mongo for lifting the lid on this. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 13th Jan 2021 2:27pm)
  • Pressure from the hospitality sector. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 14th Jan 2021 10:55am)
  • Absolutely fuck all to do with Glasgow too ya dick. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 15th Jan 2021 2:18pm)
  • NOT Six by Nico. We got one as a present and it arrived a whole day late. The delivery window is between noon and 9pm, and it still didn't come. They said they use UPS to deliver it and they lost TEN boxes last night. I've never had anything lost from UPS and I think those guys know what they're doing so I'm not sure about that. I hope somebody enjoyed our meal. Or maybe they just took the wine. Anyway it showed up the next day, with a £10 voucher to use with our 'next order', and minus the cheese which was the entire dessert. It also comes in enough cardboard to sink the Waverley. Absolutely insane amounts of thick shiny cardboard packaging, to possibly disguise what an average meal it was in the first place (even if it had arrived on the right day and had the dessert in it). Mezzidakia on the other hand, was absolutely mind-blowing. Actually felt like a restaurant meal and it was the exact right amount of everything. £20 cheaper than Nico and 100 times better. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 17th Jan 2021 6:35pm)
  • Guy used to work on the bins posted here. Seems like if they can't be bothered, you're fucked. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 19th Jan 2021 1:29pm)
  • Bear in mind that joggers here call themselves 'runners' here and you'll be fine. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 19th Jan 2021 1:28pm)
  • Always folk playing at the park off Holmlea Road opposite Scottish Power. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 19th Jan 2021 1:27pm)
  • But when it snows it's nice for a day, then it's just icy grey mud for a week. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 20th Jan 2021 12:14pm)
  • Don't phone your sister, she dropped her phone down a drain! by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 20th Jan 2021 8:44pm)
  • Mate this guy's a *moderator*. He's supposed to be one of the friendly ones. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Jan 2021 9:15am)
  • Now shitloads of people who look at the STV site know about him, *and* the thousands of people on here who'd never heard of him now know about him. Since he's all about getting more eyes on his videos and getting his name out there, good work all involved. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Jan 2021 9:27am)
  • > Can confirm there are cockroach infestations in Govanhill, I've seen check out photos at work with kitchens hoaching with them that haven't been reported to us That's blatantly not true. I've read on here that Govanhill is an immaculate, utopian multi-cultural idyll. People who've ventured as far south as the Allison Arms and Glad Cafe have told me it's fine in Govanhill, and any problems are actually just racism. Sorry mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Jan 2021 9:33am)
  • Don't know why you're getting downvoted. Govanhill is lovely at night, I saw it posted on here. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Jan 2021 12:29pm)
  • Because you're meant to help, and make this place more user-friendly and engaging. You're constantly telling people they're wrong and creating pointless conflict - like this.. Maybe there'd be better quality posts if more people actually posted rather than lurked. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Jan 2021 1:11pm)
  • Honestly don't give a fuck what post of mine get removed. See, I don't think like that. We're not all about internet validation, bro. I'm stunned you even know who I am on here, and I think it's mad that anybody looks at usernames. Only notice yours because the comments are so antagonistic so often. Half the time I'm posting from my other account anyway, I really don't give a fuck about 'karma' or who's who, so it's funny that that's your default logic. > you keep whining like a little bitch Is 100% /r/iamverybadass hilarious. The thought of some neckbeard with a Glasgow accent saying that because they think it makes them sound hard or cool is brilliant. Maybe keep that patter for your Call of Duty marathons. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Jan 2021 3:53pm)
  • Nah, no need. Calling somebody a moderator isn't as silly as a Scottish person calling somebody "a little bitch". Away back to your Sons of Anarchy box set. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Jan 2021 4:32pm)
  • Jeez, chill out about the neckbeard thing. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Jan 2021 9:29pm)
  • Could be an ongoing incident, involving helicopters? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Jan 2021 4:07pm)
  • Pretty cool that somebody thought to take a photo of that. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 24th Jan 2021 9:28pm)
  • "A man exposed himself and carried out an incident [sic] act" by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 24th Jan 2021 9:39pm)
  • Same. In London folk generally didn't know or care. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 25th Jan 2021 12:06pm)
  • > Also how are flat prices there? Cheap, because there's fuck all else there. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 25th Jan 2021 3:13pm)
  • Get to fuck you absolute prick. Listen to the fucking state of your patter, this cunt sounds way more sound than you. Arsehole. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Jan 2021 8:44am)
  • It used to be the case that Central was 'good to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there'. You wouldn't even want to visit there now, unless you're a junkie yourself. G1 (the postcode) is the first part of Scotland that so many visitors set foot on, and it's an absolute embarrassment. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th Jan 2021 8:33am)
  • Maybe she was just pumping the guy handing out the trophies. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th Jan 2021 9:09am)
  • That's not Pollok house, it's a screenshot of a photo of a tree many, many months ago. Which makes the 'watermark' all the more hilarious. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 29th Jan 2021 4:46pm)
  • Do you live on a boat? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 29th Jan 2021 9:57pm)
  • The horizon's at a jaunty angle. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 30th Jan 2021 8:56am)
  • From Dundee? You must have been shocked by the range of shops and the fact that you can get food delivered too, right? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 30th Jan 2021 9:02am)
  • Been chucking recyclables (glass and otherwise) in the green bin since before Christmas now. Recycling just seems pointless, and you wonder how much of what's in the blue bins actually gets recycled at all. The council also illustrated a Tweet about hardship funds with an aerial photo of Park Circus: https://twitter.com/GlasgowCC/status/1354814191035584530?s=20 by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 30th Jan 2021 2:23pm)
  • Yes and it's busier than I've ever seen it in my life. I have to cycle through there and I'd never seen cars parked on the verges and in the passing places on the way down, and definitely never seen cars parked on the pitches at the back, until now. Honestly like TITP. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 30th Jan 2021 3:17pm)
  • Just leave it in the street. Bins are barely getting collected anymore so it won't make much difference. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 31st Jan 2021 10:04am)
  • If you're doing it for free anybody will have you, but anywhere that already has their own turntables will have plenty of DJs organised. If you were offering to bring your own tables and mixer, and there was room in a venue, I'm sure anybody would let you do what you like. It's trendy having a DJ in the corner and as long as there's somebody playing music, it doesn't really matter what they're doing. Speaking as a DJ of many years. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 31st Jan 2021 10:50am)
  • Celtic shop, Haddows and Best Kebab. Some street. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 31st Jan 2021 10:00pm)
  • There are Spam Valleys everywhere. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st Feb 2021 9:49am)
  • Glenburn in Paisley. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st Feb 2021 10:03am)
  • > I don't evel like Wrestling? Dunno, I don't know you. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st Feb 2021 10:12am)
  • They get their bins emptied and their potholes repaired. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st Feb 2021 10:11am)
  • Every cunt in Foxbar. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st Feb 2021 12:53pm)
  • Nothing but good memories of this man. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st Feb 2021 1:02pm)
  • And there's you, luring in the undergrowth. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st Feb 2021 2:31pm)
  • "Georges Square"... by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st Feb 2021 3:26pm)
  • Galchen were great Who remembers JockRock? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st Feb 2021 6:29pm)
  • Remember that. I was at college with the girl from that band and basically in love with her. Some say I still am. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st Feb 2021 6:28pm)
  • There's maybe four matches and two gigs a year. The police get everybody into queues snd away sharpish. City Centre is way worse when there's something on at Hampden. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st Feb 2021 6:51pm)
  • I can't help but if you find my box of 1990s The Face magazines that got sent in February last year and were last tracked to there, please DM me. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st Feb 2021 8:42pm)
  • Well I don't know I'm just guessing. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st Feb 2021 9:51pm)
  • Standing in the Note with 20 other people on a Tuesday night in 2000 does not make you a scenester, don't worry. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 2nd Feb 2021 9:01am)
  • Had one of these at Christmas and it was just shite. I like the food in the place, but their delivery wasn't worth it, not by a long way. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 2nd Feb 2021 11:31am)
  • No hassle with Castle. Actually, they can use that as a slogan if they want. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 2nd Feb 2021 4:00pm)
  • > Same guy who was on Byres Road? No. Racist. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 2nd Feb 2021 4:19pm)
  • There's a good landfill for that in Ghana, if you can wait until travel restrictions are ease? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 2nd Feb 2021 5:15pm)
  • 'Urb-Ex' people getting way too lazy. Find your own shithole. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 3rd Feb 2021 10:32am)
  • You don't have a girlfriend. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 3rd Feb 2021 2:23pm)
  • Or watch the big long YouTube urban exploration video about it. There's gonna be queues outside these places soon, the amount of edgy wee wanks wanting to go and poke about them for Instagram likes. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 3rd Feb 2021 2:22pm)
  • Yeah, exactly. It used to be part of the *fun* finding these places. Asking strangers on the internet where they all are? Fuck off. Well enjoy Springburn Winter Gardens and the graving docks, because the replies to this question are the same every fucking time it gets posted. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 3rd Feb 2021 2:20pm)
  • It's not really 'exploring' though, is it? Asking other people what the popular destinations are for this sort of thing isn't really exploring. It's just 'going' or 'following'. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 3rd Feb 2021 2:28pm)
  • Why didn't you say that then? You think abandoned/derelict buildings are the same as places of historical significance? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 4th Feb 2021 8:29am)
  • Good luck with your shitty thowup, hope the boring location gets you plenty of likes. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 4th Feb 2021 8:27am)
  • Aye mate the fucking Playdrome is historically significant. And so's Maryhill Tesco. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 4th Feb 2021 8:34am)
  • And these places are hardly abandoned when there's a queue of lassies with their first DSLR and 'Photography' after their Instagram name waiting to get in, somebody shooting a music video, somebody doing a shoot for their 'streetwear' brand, some rave promoter looking at the electricity connections and shite graffiti writers who try to pass of 'shite' as 'unique'. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 4th Feb 2021 8:32am)
  • Nice! Dogging hotspot too. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 4th Feb 2021 9:21am)
  • > Born Slippy From 1996..? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 4th Feb 2021 1:18pm)
  • Salt or the head of a dead snowman. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 4th Feb 2021 1:16pm)
  • I love blackbirds. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 4th Feb 2021 1:28pm)
  • 1995, whatever. I'd have been bumping some 1999 jams, but you do your thing. I think I was sick of Born Slippy after four years of it, but I like it again now. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 4th Feb 2021 4:03pm)
  • Pollok. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 4th Feb 2021 8:12pm)
  • > Carntyne is fine Is that a new Carntyne Development Council slogan? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th Feb 2021 9:24am)
  • Like if you were going to Shawlands you'd want to get off at Pollokshaws East, not Shawlands. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th Feb 2021 9:27am)
  • That sub does way more damage to the Indy Ref movement than just about anything. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th Feb 2021 9:30am)
  • I was No first time round, but wavered a bit so spent some time on that sub to see what folk were saying. Totally pointless and I'm a solid No again for now. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th Feb 2021 11:32am)
  • Anycunt thinking that Scotland doesn't have a loads of fucking racists in it is fucking deluded. It's one of the most backwards countries in the world for it. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th Feb 2021 11:56am)
  • America (both coasts), Mexico, Argentina, Austria, Australia, Belgium, Denmark, Finland, Germany, France, Italy, the UAE, Spain, Singapore, Poland, Iceland and the Netherlands. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th Feb 2021 1:18pm)
  • Definitely old people on there. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th Feb 2021 1:15pm)
  • Cunts can't even be bothered typing full sentences anymore. No chance 2021 is going to be better. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th Feb 2021 9:51pm)
  • Same in Mount Florida. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th Feb 2021 10:53pm)
  • Either somewhere really cheap or somewhere really posh. Now that poor people food is fashionable. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 6th Feb 2021 9:05pm)
  • Should have been Young Carmyle Arran then. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 6th Feb 2021 10:18pm)
  • > I hire Data aarchitestc Let me know when you're hiring a proof reader. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 7th Feb 2021 12:14pm)
  • Hardly fucking mocking your disability when I don't know you and there's no mention that you're half-blind in your post. You're in a position to hire and fire fucking scientists and engineers and you don't even read what you've typed online, or know the difference between *their* and *they're*? Wondering how much of what you're saying is total shite here. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 7th Feb 2021 2:05pm)
  • All the best with that. It'll be worth it. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Feb 2021 7:26pm)
  • Yaaaassssssss! by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Feb 2021 7:26pm)
  • Shit, that's what I meant to type. I thought you'd been snagging with my old mum. I'm shocked now. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Feb 2021 7:31pm)
  • Had a wean in the house (my own) since first lockdown so fuck all. Haven't even been thinking about it. Just wondered about other folk. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Feb 2021 8:27pm)
  • Found the mad pumper. Chill out bro. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Feb 2021 8:26pm)
  • I don't know. I don't know what sort of person you are. Hunners? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Feb 2021 8:47pm)
  • I don't have the attention span for either right n by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Feb 2021 9:28pm)
  • Maybe some of yous could shag each other? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Feb 2021 9:27pm)
  • Mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Feb 2021 9:26pm)
  • Hot cakes sold pretty well after lockdown tbf. All the coffee shops with big queues outside. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Feb 2021 9:30pm)
  • That's cool. Something a bit different. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Feb 2021 9:03am)
  • I hope so! I don't have windows, a telly or the rest of the internet so it's good to be able to come here for weather news. Still though, I can only dream of what the squinty bridge, the BBC, the Hydro, some random parks and the Necropolis would look like with snow on them. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Feb 2021 12:33pm)
  • The old 'one ride every couple of years' thing is in danger. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Feb 2021 12:31pm)
  • Aw mate. Dirty cow. That's a tough one. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Feb 2021 5:17pm)
  • Best photo on here. Brilliant. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Feb 2021 7:18pm)
  • Photos like this are so much better than photos of the things most Glaswegians already see al the time anyway. Thanks for posting. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th Feb 2021 9:02am)
  • Easy yourself into Venetian Snares (fnarr fnarr) with this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PBeKzVhWHY by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Feb 2021 12:46pm)
  • You could meet up with the guy who wants to dance and just go crazy in a field. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 13th Feb 2021 8:28pm)
  • That extra information makes me thing that Alexander Graham Bell inventing the telephone might have been by fluke. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 14th Feb 2021 9:16am)
  • I was only really joking, but yes, good points. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 14th Feb 2021 12:13pm)
  • > Ghosts are a pile of pish. Nice! I hope so. Thanks for your response. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 16th Feb 2021 1:12pm)
  • DMed you about the beans bro. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 16th Feb 2021 1:28pm)
  • Good points, well made. Appreciated. It's on the other side, the Strathbungo side, but I know the tall boi you mean. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 16th Feb 2021 1:28pm)
  • From James Bond? No. How much to get a ghost exercised? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 16th Feb 2021 10:10pm)
  • > American place that I’ve forgotten the name of (some of the best burgers in Glasgow) Hoagies. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 17th Feb 2021 4:48pm)
  • Match days are maybe two or three times a year. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 17th Feb 2021 4:47pm)
  • Their pizzas are great too.Totally different to Stefano's. If that's what you feel like. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 17th Feb 2021 8:27pm)
  • Shite. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 18th Feb 2021 10:37pm)
  • Anywhere. If you had to pick, it'd have been the West End ten years ago but Southside now. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 19th Feb 2021 9:13am)
  • > Dennistoun is a VERY cool place to live But it just isn't, that's the mad thing. It's like it has declared itself cool, and closed its eyes. Dennistoun is perfectly nice but it's boring and a long way off from, say, Kilmarnock Road. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 19th Feb 2021 9:17am)
  • Wouldn't say there was lots to do in Thornwood, unless you're an unfussy drinker or want mortgage advice. Handy for motorway enthusiasts I suppose. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 19th Feb 2021 9:15am)
  • Totally. Phones out, somebody's about to get a doing, yaaaassss. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 19th Feb 2021 9:52am)
  • Being close to a train station doesn't say much about the area, other that it's easy to get out of. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 19th Feb 2021 2:03pm)
  • And we're at a point, as a society, where that might be quite useful soon. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 19th Feb 2021 2:07pm)
  • Is this a Spongebob joke by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 19th Feb 2021 10:23pm)
  • Where did you say that was? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 21st Feb 2021 10:04am)
  • > Makes me feel like going the extra mile(s) and dumping all my food waste in front of the city chambers! That's at least the second time this has been suggested as 'a joke'. I'm starting to think it's a good idea. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 22nd Feb 2021 8:12am)
  • Not even doing their job tbf by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 22nd Feb 2021 10:34pm)
  • That thing in the middle of the Queens Park pond is lovely and all, but when all the bins surrounding it are overflowing with rubbish and there's litter blowing all over the park it gets a bit cancelled out. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 23rd Feb 2021 3:02pm)
  • Been soundly ignored in Ad Lib too many times to want to tip them when they're not even working. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 24th Feb 2021 8:24am)
  • River doesn't flood anymore. Cathcart's great, Battlefield is definitely seeping into it now. Beechings is a nice shop and has a massive beer garden on the roof. Train station is good because you can get a train in either direction to Central. Keeps it spicy. It's quiet but you're a short walk to Battlefield / Mount Florida and Shawlands is walkable too, if you need to go there. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 24th Feb 2021 6:45pm)
  • All being well my next move will be to Cathcart. You've got the 4 and the 6 going up and down Holmlea Road too. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 24th Feb 2021 10:19pm)
  • The Old Smiddy is just behind Cathcart if you want a 500 year-old trading post type place too. Mostly old fellas watching rugby. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 24th Feb 2021 10:22pm)
  • They're talking about Cathcart. And yeah, Snuff Mill Bridge. Fuck me. It's like a picture on a jigsaw. Linn Park right there too, the best park in Glasgow. Until every cunt moves to Cathcart. Cemetery is great too. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 24th Feb 2021 10:21pm)
  • The Muirend end's good too. Nice big Sainsburys, the Bank is good and there's Ashoka Southside. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Feb 2021 9:06am)
  • POLLOK. Fucking hell. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Feb 2021 11:51am)
  • People are getting stupider. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Feb 2021 2:12pm)
  • People always get it wrong and you can't walk into the fucking place without seeing the sign with the name on it. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Feb 2021 4:28pm)
  • The Halt only closed because people stopped going. Kained Holdings had it before West, but by the time they got it all the regulars had taken up residency in the Arlington. People complaining about The Halt closing obviously weren't going to The Halt much in its last couple of years. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 26th Feb 2021 9:26am)
  • Good luck. Try to take the mild financial hit now because Cathcart's about to pop off. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 26th Feb 2021 10:17pm)
  • 100% by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 27th Feb 2021 7:30pm)
  • You're a gay Captain Caveman. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 27th Feb 2021 9:58pm)
  • I'm in. Currently having to put recycling in the green bin, because blue fills up in less than two weeks. So all the other crap that belongs in the green bin but doesn't fit because it's full of recycling can go outside the council chambers. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 28th Feb 2021 2:39pm)
  • DELETED I swear this sub just repeats, year after year. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 28th Feb 2021 4:07pm)
  • OK, accepted. We're cool. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 28th Feb 2021 7:26pm)
  • I don't think they have classes like that at his school. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st Mar 2021 8:03am)
  • Where are you local to? The shoe repair place (also does watch batteries) in Mount Florida is open. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 2nd Mar 2021 11:47am)
  • https://www.yelp.com/biz/tip-top-shoe-repairs-glasgow by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 2nd Mar 2021 12:12pm)
  • 40p back when you return the bottle. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 2nd Mar 2021 3:17pm)
  • On Google Streetview aye? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 3rd Mar 2021 9:01pm)
  • It's funny that he took that seriously, like a nuclear bomb *could* be an option. It'd have been my first guess too. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 3rd Mar 2021 9:00pm)
  • There's more to do on the moon. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 3rd Mar 2021 9:11pm)
  • Bet you post in /r/scotland. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 4th Mar 2021 7:58am)
  • He was only really an olden-days Jimmy Savile. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 4th Mar 2021 8:00am)
  • That's a phoenix. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 4th Mar 2021 8:29pm)
  • Correct. A whole lot of places will be announcing they're shutting for good when furlough ends. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 4th Mar 2021 8:30pm)
  • But they won't get furlough when they open at reduced capacity, and plenty of places know they can't afford to operate at reduced capacity. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th Mar 2021 8:16am)
  • Highly unlikely. The art students in the lounge alone could keep it open, let alone the old boys watching the football/horses. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th Mar 2021 9:20am)
  • > Lethamhill Road Worst view in Glasgow? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th Mar 2021 12:02pm)
  • Wish I lived in your world. Do you think everycunt is going to take the vaccine, then download the passport app? It's up to businesses whether they turn these people away, or create an environment where they can be welcomed. Fuck the lot of them, I'd say, but it won't work like that. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th Mar 2021 3:11pm)
  • > similiar style to banksy It's not just a similar style, it's a blatant rip. Stencils aren't new and Banksy wasn't the first to get big from using them. Any edgy student will be happy to tell you all about Blek le Rat who Banksy arguably *did* steal his schtick from, when he crossed over from doing Wild Bunch stuff to having books in Fopp but this here is derivative dogshit and if it needs 'TOY' sprayed over it ASAP. Makes that Panda guy look legit. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 6th Mar 2021 10:24am)
  • BuT iNdepEnDEncE!!1!! by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 6th Mar 2021 2:59pm)
  • *Labour I see you're deeply invested in local politics. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 6th Mar 2021 6:49pm)
  • This fucking thing even explains that the council get money for recycling, so it has to be *good* recycling that we give them. Enjoy my half-eaten dinners you pricks. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 6th Mar 2021 6:46pm)
  • I agree! by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 6th Mar 2021 8:31pm)
  • Eh? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 7th Mar 2021 10:49am)
  • What does "different" mean in Gen-Z language? I like how words come to mean the opposite ('Allow it' meaning 'Do not allow it', being a good one) so I guess 'different' here means 'One of the most photographed/posted views in Glasgow'? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 7th Mar 2021 11:25am)
  • Not if you live in Glasgow it's not. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 7th Mar 2021 1:24pm)
  • Is. This. A. Joke. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 7th Mar 2021 2:32pm)
  • More likely to be the fire brigade than the binmen anyway. Stop being so selfish, the close is communal and bikes on the way to the bins is a pain in the arse for everyone. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 7th Mar 2021 2:36pm)
  • > smacked up chimpanzees What do you mean? Chimpanzees are an outgoing, sociable species. If they were on smack, they'd be quite a lot less lively. So these people will be what, just sitting around, chilled out? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 7th Mar 2021 2:35pm)
  • Totally! "Did you see the cat earlier?", "Is that true about our bin collections?", "Why are there fireworks?" Facebook went to shit when people started using it instead of Google for the basics, please don't let that happen to this sub. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 7th Mar 2021 6:53pm)
  • It's terrible here. Fuck knows who anybody on here is, but football seems to be seen as 'a bit rough', and anybody who enjoys local football is some sort of braindead sectarian thug. 'Wah, I'm into indie music, football is BAD" [150 upvotes] by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 7th Mar 2021 6:57pm)
  • That's not sectarian, 'dude'. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 7th Mar 2021 7:25pm)
  • > Then why do you have -32 downvotes and counting? > > Because there are a lot of idiots on here who think that downvoting a reasonable point and screaming 'Sectarian' is somehow progressive. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 7th Mar 2021 7:54pm)
  • Facts don't come into it now mate, the internet-mob has spoken. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 7th Mar 2021 7:59pm)
  • Downvoted for answering the question. Welcome to /r/glasgow! by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 7th Mar 2021 7:56pm)
  • > The -30 downvotes at this time kinda speaks for itself. Yes, that this sub is a clueless, toxic echochamber. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 7th Mar 2021 7:55pm)
  • Aye tearing up barriers and spitting at the bus. Great bunch of 200 lads. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 7th Mar 2021 8:00pm)
  • Well that comes across as racist and homophobic to me. So therefore you're a racist homophobe. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 7th Mar 2021 8:09pm)
  • How many cunts are rioting tonight? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 7th Mar 2021 8:23pm)
  • Why? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 7th Mar 2021 9:33pm)
  • Why is this downvoted? Honestly, people here are so hive-minded that even demonstrable facts annoy them. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Mar 2021 8:29am)
  • > their little gay sashes Absolute worst patter. Fuck up you horrible prick. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Mar 2021 12:42pm)
  • Shite comeback. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Mar 2021 12:46pm)
  • Celtic are the hipster team. If you don't really care about football, it's Celtic for you. Mogwai and Belle & Sebastian support them and everybody loves a bit of Guinness and The Pogues. As a result, all these people (who don't actually care about the SPL) go overboard when another team, one that isn't a paragon of dignity like Celtic are, does something disagreeable. All these cunts who know fuck all about football start wading in with their downvotes. Anybody that thinks this wouldn't have happened with Celtic is insane, especially following the scenes at Parkhead and Hampden lately. It's two sets of fans, and now that Rangers are back on top there's a lot of whiny middle-class hipsters cosplaying as working class doing a lot of braindead moral grandstanding. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Mar 2021 12:52pm)
  • Is that the only inaccuracy though, aye? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Mar 2021 1:54pm)
  • But you know next to nothing about football and you're wrong. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Mar 2021 2:24pm)
  • No replies yet? Obviously it depends what team they support and what school they went to. Might want to post that information. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Mar 2021 2:23pm)
  • I'm talking about their fans in this city, you fucking mug. You've definitely summed-up the kind of simpleton who blindly downvotes on here though, the insecure herd-mentality of a total fucking fanny in 2021. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Mar 2021 2:21pm)
  • Because a bunch of specky wee mongos sitting about in the Glad Cafe or Sparklehorse know way more about football culture than anybody. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Mar 2021 2:29pm)
  • > Football, the game of literal fucking animals Literally not animals. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Mar 2021 2:25pm)
  • *Actually* listen to myself? Like, *actually*? Bet your mum hates how you talk. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Mar 2021 2:43pm)
  • Mate Plymouth Argyle fans behave impeccably, unless something happened that I missed. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Mar 2021 2:56pm)
  • Appreciate the apology. If your point is that humans are animals, then what about the phrase "Our NHS workers are fucking animals"? Would you say that? "All those guys who regularly gangbang my mum are animals"? No, you wouldn't. Stop being a stupid arsehole. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Mar 2021 4:05pm)
  • Whoosh. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Mar 2021 9:09pm)
  • Many times sitting in there trying to act normal waiting for it to be time to walk down to Central for the first train home. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Mar 2021 8:58am)
  • It's not likely to be a supermarket because it doesn't have carparking. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Mar 2021 10:01am)
  • It's not that big, compared to this site. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Mar 2021 10:59am)
  • > this assumes they have more than one brain cell between them all, obviously People in this sub commenting on how much smarter they are than "all" football fans are the worst.Go fuck yourself you horrible snobby cunt. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Mar 2021 12:01pm)
  • It wasn't that clear, was it? Idiot. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Mar 2021 12:30pm)
  • Mate people are more likely to think you're into the Stereophonics if you wear one of those. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Mar 2021 12:46pm)
  • Yep. Everybody here SOOOOOO above something as uncouth as football. And those horrible yucky men who watch it! Ew! Cunts calling it 'kick ball' or whatever, fuck up. "Yah, I'm so above it I pretned I don't even know what it's called! LOL!" by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Mar 2021 12:50pm)
  • I upvote you plenty! I do disagree with you a lot too, but it's always a reasonable and worthwhile argument. Unlike this bullshit. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Mar 2021 1:22pm)
  • Yeah don't worry. This is like a Christmas Day game of football on no-man's land, 1914. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Mar 2021 2:22pm)
  • NCP on Glassford Street. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Mar 2021 7:34pm)
  • That Panda shite? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th Mar 2021 8:42am)
  • Loads of legal walls about the place these days. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th Mar 2021 8:56am)
  • A south facing living room really does make a difference to the amount of time you'll have your heating and lights on for. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Mar 2021 8:00am)
  • It's the only hipster-friendly thing about Scottish football. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Mar 2021 11:32am)
  • Mad, isn't it? Want to talk about football? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Mar 2021 11:30am)
  • Nice! Where's this from? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Mar 2021 1:24pm)
  • You're assuming what Old Firm team somebody supports, and criticising them for it. That's what we call 'sectarian'. You are 'sectarian', and people like you are part of why the problem exists. Imagine you just assumed what colour this person's skin is, or what their gender is. You wouldn't do that, I don't think, but it's easy to suppose what side somebody supports? Just keep those walls up, eh? Keep the divide, right? Prick. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Mar 2021 1:29pm)
  • Yep. It's like people blaming Google for porn existing. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Mar 2021 1:26pm)
  • Really? Here we go again, eh? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Mar 2021 1:25pm)
  • No I don't. Don't give a fuck what team you support. Your patter here is pure shite, whatever school you go to. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Mar 2021 1:43pm)
  • Just looked at the first page of your history too. Biden is like Trump, and US troops deserve everything they get? You're either a troll amusing yourself or an utter, utter cunt. In both cases I'm sure you're too young to be hearing swear words and you probably don't get long on your mum's computer each day, so I'll leave you to it. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Mar 2021 1:42pm)
  • You can get inside, but people do live in some of those. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Mar 2021 7:37pm)
  • Thank you. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Mar 2021 7:35pm)
  • lol by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 12th Mar 2021 7:18am)
  • Ken Beattie. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 12th Mar 2021 9:28am)
  • No boozers. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 13th Mar 2021 10:57am)
  • Same. Gear in the house is still great. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 13th Mar 2021 7:37pm)
  • Watch people's mouths move when they spoke. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 13th Mar 2021 7:35pm)
  • Because the press have got a good photo of her. Now downvote. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 14th Mar 2021 8:24pm)
  • Good Choi's by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 14th Mar 2021 8:23pm)
  • Agreed, Scottish rugby fans are arseholes. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 15th Mar 2021 8:07am)
  • No. I've just never had a good experience with a group of boozed-up, kilted, singing rugby LADS. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 15th Mar 2021 9:41am)
  • > Could give a fuck about this subs weird football fights. You should learn to not give a fuck. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 15th Mar 2021 11:31am)
  • They're like Scotland fans. Think they own the pub/bus/train when their team's on, there's always steaming fat dads with their kids, wives who can't hold their drink and it's always way more of a mess litter-wise after they've been around, as opposed to a football crowd. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 15th Mar 2021 11:30am)
  • Whenever I see yours (this is the first time) I wonder what kind of unbearable prick finds something like that funny. And finds it SO funny they make it their username. You're so fucking wacky, aren't you? Bet you're the life and soul of the game of Monopoly in the Belle. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 15th Mar 2021 12:11pm)
  • But what if the money you got paid could help care for many more animals who'd been mistreated, or prevent further mistreatment of animals? It's a tricky one and I wonder about that all the time. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 16th Mar 2021 9:53am)
  • Income tax in Scotland is controlled by a thing called the Scottish Government. And even if it wasn't, Boris Johnson is what we call the 'Prime Minister', and there's another man, called Rishi Sunak, who is what we call the 'Chancellor of the Exchequer', who would decide how much it was taxed. But Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak both live in England so that doesn't have anything to do with the Scottish Government's taxation. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 16th Mar 2021 9:58am)
  • I'm talking about this person here, and this specific comment, not the story. Like if you're THAT into protecting animals, surely you could use, I dunno, ten billion pounds to help protect them? Stamp on one puppy, save thousands. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 16th Mar 2021 10:48am)
  • I'd be fine with that, if it was a possibility. I've got fuck all going on anyway and it'd be nice to help. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 16th Mar 2021 2:24pm)
  • Should have gone straight to the treasury if it wasn't a publicity stunt. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 16th Mar 2021 2:25pm)
  • Your posts are a hundred times more interesting than anything on that Blood Bus blog ever was, and a million times better than that Glasgow Taxi book. You should be hosting a TV show or something. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 16th Mar 2021 7:39pm)
  • Is this drug slang? There's conkers in Queens Park. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 16th Mar 2021 9:23pm)
  • Quite right. The absolute state of the car parking at that place every time it's dry is ridiculous. Motors just abandoned on the side of the road, cycle path, verges. Mon the locals. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 17th Mar 2021 11:26am)
  • Come on man, as you can tell by the comments here facts don't really matter - this is basically the same as Billy Connolly becoming Prime Minister. Be blindly excited by it! Yay Scotland! It's the best because, um, we live here! by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 17th Mar 2021 6:59pm)
  • Along at the athlete's village, there's shitloads. Can smell it before you see it. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 17th Mar 2021 7:31pm)
  • > Cause you’re not seriously going to compare groups hanging out in a public park enjoying the sunshine with that we seen the other week are you? Fuck off, that's the ultimate "Oh but it's just me and my friends and we're all lovely!" excuse. Bunch of students with acoustic guitars somehow different to a load of men with flags? How? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 18th Mar 2021 7:52am)
  • > If they are all negative then I don't see the issue But nobody knows that, do they? Absolute state of your comment too, have you been up all night? Weird how none of you conspiracy crackpots can even type in actual sentences, but I guess that makes the troublesome matter of 'accurate facts' less concerning... If you know you know... Blah blah blah... by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 18th Mar 2021 8:22am)
  • Hope your mum gets it. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 18th Mar 2021 8:58am)
  • > I beg you to turn off the news and go see your friends and family. Oh, so it's different when it's *your* family? You're active in a Covid conspiracy thread. Your opinion doesn't really count. The way you want to live puts people's lives at risk. You are a stupid person. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 18th Mar 2021 9:03am)
  • > I’m actually very smart Ultimate /r/iamverysmart Your friends and family are as bad as you. I believe you're happy, but you're far from smart. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 18th Mar 2021 9:12am)
  • What difference does body-shape matter to the transmitability of the Covid virus? Hadn't heard that one before. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 18th Mar 2021 12:40pm)
  • > It's like a cult. Covidiocy is waaaay more of a cult. Same kind of people that join religious cults too; needy, lonely, uneducated people who think they're getting one up on 'the system' by going along with some demonstrably stupid theory. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 18th Mar 2021 1:34pm)
  • I needed a document printed two weeks ago and ended up buying a £40 printer from the Canon site to do it. Couldn't find anywhere. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 18th Mar 2021 1:30pm)
  • Found the West Ender who's just realised the West End isn't as good as it used to be. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 19th Mar 2021 12:18pm)
  • And you get downvoted for pointing this fact out. The fuck is wrong with these people? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 20th Mar 2021 9:07am)
  • It's particularly cold every winter. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 20th Mar 2021 1:12pm)
  • Likely to put people off actually doing it. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 20th Mar 2021 3:32pm)
  • Hello, the Council. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 20th Mar 2021 3:32pm)
  • Absolutely brilliant night there, but feeling it now. Sunday drinking + two big boxes of fireworks doesn't make for a good Monday morning. Don't start until 10am but and it's a half shift on the 4a for me today so a nice and easy route. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 8:14am)
  • No cunt using the word 'cretins' or 'mediocre' speaks like that. Also, "Is that no what yer riot in the streets were about few weeks ago?" is wrong, that's Yorkshire or something. You can be bothered to use, spell and type 'mediocre' but you replace 'you' for "u"? I often wonder how long people like you take to try to type like you think people talk. Any cunt talking like that doesn't actually type like you, you clown. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 1:31pm)
  • This is Mount Florida. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 23rd Mar 2021 7:09am)
  • Username checks out. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 23rd Mar 2021 9:05am)
  • About twice a week just now, with different women. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 23rd Mar 2021 1:18pm)
  • Yeah. Dealership grille badge. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 24th Mar 2021 8:00am)
  • Yep, and the fucked thing is that students will be learning remotely for the foreseeable. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Mar 2021 9:14am)
  • It's about an online religious ceremony, because the resurrection is going to be soon. Once a year some woman does a seminar about a message she's been given by god, but this year it's on Zoom and you're invited. Email the address there to be sure you can tune in. Bit in italics is a bible verse; John 4 9.10 by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Mar 2021 12:22pm)
  • Imagine having to work at that. Bar staff at that will be the real frontline heroes. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 26th Mar 2021 10:52am)
  • Ooft! When GlasgowLive run this, make sure they don't fuck it up. That's brilliant. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 26th Mar 2021 11:27am)
  • Who's ever typed 'scot' as a URL suffix? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 26th Mar 2021 2:45pm)
  • Because the rats are still alive because they've got so much to eat these days... by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 26th Mar 2021 4:38pm)
  • For football games everybody arrives a couple of hours beforehand, watches the football, and then is put in queues. More police than you've ever seen in your life and I'd much rather be in Mount Florida on match day than in the city centre. For concerts, people can start arriving first thing in the morning, but it's always a good crowd,* even if they don't know where they're going or what they're doing. You'll get a free parking permit, and visitors aren't allowed to park in Mount Florida on event day anyway. It's never a hassle unless you decide you want a takeaway at exactly chucking out time. *Apart from The Stone Roses and Take That by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 27th Mar 2021 10:44am)
  • Yeah. Old women who maybe only drink once a year and go totally berserk when they do. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 27th Mar 2021 12:10pm)
  • > Mountain Rescue meatwagons For the folk breaking lockdown rules and getting stranded up mountains in a pair of Converse? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 28th Mar 2021 7:47am)
  • > but there’s ways round the crowds once you know the area. 'The bus'. Football fans and concert goers all get the train. Jump a 4, 5, 6 or a 75 and you're laughing. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 28th Mar 2021 8:59am)
  • Hope there aren't any other takers for that dog bowel holder! by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 28th Mar 2021 12:51pm)
  • "refurbishment"... by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 29th Mar 2021 3:27pm)
  • Is that the Science Centre on the right? Could be Govan. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 29th Mar 2021 9:24pm)
  • You should name and shame where you worked. Sorry, where your friend worked... Could help others avoid working somewhere terrible. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 30th Mar 2021 11:38am)
  • Ever been involved in a porno-type situation at work? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 30th Mar 2021 7:49pm)
  • Isn't that what Celtic fans called Rangers for a while? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 30th Mar 2021 7:48pm)
  • I doubt she's in Hyndland by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 30th Mar 2021 9:24pm)
  • Holy shit, moving to Cumbernauld to mitigate the motorway misery? I can't begin to imagine how horrendous the road must have been. Better to like where you are and be poor than live somewhere shit for more money. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 31st Mar 2021 9:30am)
  • It's just Wee Guys now. Moncler puffa jacket and shorts with some brand new Nike running shoes (decent Nike shoes no longer a thing). Closest to an actual ned is probably wearing black leggings Vans and a North Face hoody. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 31st Mar 2021 9:54am)
  • Friend of a friend died in a flat fire because the windows had bars on them. It was around 1998, I think, at St. George's Cross underground. Geezer was a massive Jeff Mills fan and I remember they got Jeff Mills to give them something to read out at the funeral. Don't move in toa flat with sealed windows. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 31st Mar 2021 3:20pm)
  • There's an 'article' on GlasgowLive today with a list of bars and restaurants currently hiring. I'd be a bit wary of anywhere on that list since they must have pissed off their existing staff enough for them to leave, unless they fucked up their furlough or something. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 1st Apr 2021 9:31am)
  • Why is 'NED' capitalised? It's not an acronym. Did you shout that bit? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 1st Apr 2021 11:22am)
  • Nope, and I have no idea where that came from. 'Non-educated' isn't even a word, it'd be 'Uneducated' if you had to use that explanation. I reckon it's much more likely to come from ne'er-do-well. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 1st Apr 2021 11:52am)
  • POLLOKshields by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 1st Apr 2021 1:14pm)
  • Yeah exactly. All these smart arses (I don't mean the folk here, just in general) going, "Well actually, it's Non-Educated Delinquent" and thinking they sounded smart because they said "delinquent"... by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 1st Apr 2021 1:13pm)
  • The National Trust for Scotland look after Holmwood House, so I'd send them the photo. They'll help. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 1st Apr 2021 1:15pm)
  • Of course, but reopening without staff is worth investigating. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 1st Apr 2021 1:31pm)
  • Vaccine passports. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 2nd Apr 2021 7:28pm)
  • Always loads of African geezers kicking about Eglington Toll. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 2nd Apr 2021 9:14pm)
  • Looking forward to lots of "Me and my ten pals went to Kelvingrove today and it was absolutely mobbed! Ridiculous!" posts later. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 3rd Apr 2021 7:49am)
  • You can tell it's Paisley because somebody's torn half of it off for bedding. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 3rd Apr 2021 3:49pm)
  • The streetcleaner guy in Mount Florida is pretty much constantly working too. Shows how much of a job he's got on his hands. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 3rd Apr 2021 8:24pm)
  • Putting food down for pigeons is manky. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 4th Apr 2021 12:43pm)
  • As if you'd tell your pals that. Hope things work out for you. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 5th Apr 2021 9:10pm)
  • What time of day was it? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 5th Apr 2021 9:10pm)
  • 'Exclusive! Some Wee Fanny Selling Gear Out a Close! FULL STORY PAGES 10 - 25.' I just can't see it. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Apr 2021 3:14pm)
  • Kick his cunt in before somebody else does. Absolutely no chance some wee guy like that is lasting in this game. Batter him up and down your street while you have the chance. Then take all his shite weed and gear that's mostly actually speed. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Apr 2021 3:10pm)
  • On to the polis when you know he's there and tell them it sounds like he's battering his bird. As if the polis here give a fuck about some shitty wee prick punting out a flat, but suggest there's a woman in danger and the door'll be off the hinges before you've even put the phone down. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Apr 2021 3:17pm)
  • Yeah my mate is curious too. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Apr 2021 3:15pm)
  • I'll do it. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Apr 2021 10:22pm)
  • > I've never met a dealer. Fixed that for you. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Apr 2021 8:15am)
  • > proper jobs Well they're just punting to mates then. Get a grip, fucking hell. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Apr 2021 11:33am)
  • Can't take him seriously when he's replying 'sexy' comments on some bird's picture on a sub called /r/ButtsAndBareFeet/ by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Apr 2021 11:37am)
  • They were gangsters, but they seemed friendly, although they had a rottweiler with them? You mention being threatened with violence before you mention actually being punched?? Honestly mate, I hope things work out for you, but this reads really weird. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Apr 2021 11:41am)
  • "Who's that sign talking to fuck's sake? Am leaving more litter today, the prick." by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 9th Apr 2021 8:58am)
  • Who's that? Because it's not you. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 9th Apr 2021 9:03am)
  • It wasn't a low quality photo when it was originally posted. Looks like OP has screenshotted this from Instagram for cool guy points. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 9th Apr 2021 9:02am)
  • Let's see some of your other photos then... Or shut up and stop living some weird fantasy. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 9th Apr 2021 11:24am)
  • Likewise. Can only presume it's Shite Patter. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 9th Apr 2021 11:31am)
  • Better to pay more and know there won't be a dead junkie clogging up the plughole. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 9th Apr 2021 11:42am)
  • No it isn't. You're mentally unwell. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 9th Apr 2021 1:49pm)
  • Yeah, fuck having photos like that cluttering up your computer, eh? Link your Insta, plenty of people are going to want to see more of your photos and your post history on here seems to be mostly about computers, Xanax and piss-porn. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 9th Apr 2021 1:51pm)
  • It's somebody else's photo you mug. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 9th Apr 2021 2:07pm)
  • This sub will turn into shit if it's just people posting pictures they've found elsewhere. In the case of this one, it sucks that the photographer and the dude in it aren't getting credited. I'm sure if they saw it here they'd be pretty pissed off that somebody was claiming to be them. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 9th Apr 2021 2:54pm)
  • Just link your Instagram. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 9th Apr 2021 3:21pm)
  • Fourthing Kingsway. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 9th Apr 2021 3:28pm)
  • POLLOK by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Apr 2021 1:04pm)
  • Yep. Can confirm. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Apr 2021 1:05pm)
  • Ha, totally. I've seen stuff go from 20 upvotes to 20 downvotes and vice versa, like the temperature in the desert. Not sure what to make of a post? Smash that arrow in whichever way other people are, and now that can be your opinion! Hurray! by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Apr 2021 4:45pm)
  • That was for my birthday. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Apr 2021 8:09pm)
  • You've got absolutely nothing to worry about there. Plenty of 24 hour shops, and the road is busy. Avoid down by McDonald's though, and no need to cross Victoria Road late at night. Unless you live there. Or you have the same weed guy as me. Strathbungo is totally fine. There's always normal people around. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Apr 2021 8:13pm)
  • Downvoted for being right. Quality. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 11th Apr 2021 8:28am)
  • Hahaha! People Make Glasgow, right?! Brilliant. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 11th Apr 2021 1:28pm)
  • Ouch. Really unfunny. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 11th Apr 2021 1:34pm)
  • Avoid that one at Eglinton Toll. Always used to do it from the bottom up, then one day I heard a scratch as the guy moved his sponge. Jumped out, saw the scratch, asked for a manager. He apologised and said they'd sort it, all I had to do was bring in a recent photo of the car without the scratch. Which obviously I don't have because nobody takes close-up pictures of their car before they take it out every day and they know it. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 11th Apr 2021 1:32pm)
  • Nobody cares what you look like, if it gets found it'll likely get handed in regardless. If you're bothered about the shape of your face, why not grow a beard? Or try wearing a hat? Just not a beard with a Peaky Blinders hat. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 11th Apr 2021 1:36pm)
  • This sub = Over. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 11th Apr 2021 3:19pm)
  • And Optimo finished at the Sub more than ten years ago. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 12th Apr 2021 2:36pm)
  • Dicks being fannies. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 12th Apr 2021 9:12pm)
  • 99% of adults don't even know what a box junction is, you could have left those out. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 12th Apr 2021 9:11pm)
  • /r/iamverybadass by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 13th Apr 2021 9:48am)
  • > halcyon days Eh? A new office chair? I think you're using that wrong. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 13th Apr 2021 9:52am)
  • If you like picking up litter I've got good news for you. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 13th Apr 2021 12:30pm)
  • Had the worst experiences with Just Eat motorcycle deliverists. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 13th Apr 2021 3:35pm)
  • A bit of both really. One usually leads to the other. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 13th Apr 2021 9:09pm)
  • Hoagies is especially good though. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 14th Apr 2021 2:19pm)
  • Stuart from out of Mogwai is writing his autobiography just now. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 14th Apr 2021 10:17pm)
  • > some Donald Trump coloured 20 something dressed up like a hooker and getting wasted on cocktails. Sorry where would this be? Asking for a mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Apr 2021 1:36pm)
  • Just follow the crowds today... by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Apr 2021 1:15pm)
  • How is it 'worst'? Glasgow is the fucking BEST for swearing. Stupid fucking Daily Record cunts. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Apr 2021 1:15pm)
  • Can see the appeal of nicking them then, tbf. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Apr 2021 5:21pm)
  • POLLOK by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Apr 2021 5:21pm)
  • Well I can tell you that one Brian Lamont is *not* in fact a grass. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 18th Apr 2021 2:30pm)
  • Residents should have a say in how often their bins get emptied, but here we are. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 19th Apr 2021 8:04am)
  • The people I know who moved to Arrochar, Pittenweem and Lewis all absolutely adored it, for the two or three years they managed to stick it out. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 19th Apr 2021 8:53am)
  • As people have said, the folk I know who moved away all came back because they missed normal, real life. Seems like the novelty of doing bingo with the locals at a church coffee morning wears a bit thin in the winter when nobody's around and everything's shut and there is literally nothing else to do. Meanwhile all their old mates are posting pictures of themselves in the Belle, Lismore and the Doublet having a great time. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 19th Apr 2021 10:16am)
  • EK was barely even up-and-coming when it was built. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 19th Apr 2021 1:21pm)
  • Hyndland and Partick and the main student / party areas. Out of all of Glasgow you're saying Patrick is quiet?! Cathcart, Shawlands, Giffnock more like. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 20th Apr 2021 7:22am)
  • I keep seeing this wee guy in a Moncler puffa jacket, Stone Island t-shirt, black leggings and Vans too. Thought he was following me about and even saw ten of him at once at one point. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 20th Apr 2021 8:53am)
  • No-deal Breakfast by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 20th Apr 2021 4:44pm)
  • International students with rich parents. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Apr 2021 8:01am)
  • > im actually willing to bet that this party exists as a contingency by the scottish right for if independence happens. Are you mad? Also love how you were going to type "for when independence happens" but changed it to "if independence happens". by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Apr 2021 8:05am)
  • Yeah. Need to chop those trees on the right though. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 22nd Apr 2021 8:57pm)
  • Where is every cunt? I was up there and it was hectic. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 22nd Apr 2021 8:56pm)
  • Doesn't sound very nice by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 22nd Apr 2021 10:11pm)
  • Why? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 7:02am)
  • Correct. You don't see white dog shit anymore because dog food is different. And you don't find porno mags in the bushes because the internet exists. Yawn. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 9:28am)
  • Never heard of Ruggie being called 'The Glen' either. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 10:56am)
  • 'Fergie'? That's Feegie mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 10:55am)
  • Ahahaha! Take you a month to think that up, aye? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 12:22pm)
  • Ten results for 'Bollockshields', dating back eleven years. I'd never heard of it being called that, which makes sense since it gets used less than once a year, and even then by one person. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 12:29pm)
  • And they go back to 2011. Hardly common usage. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 12:25pm)
  • It said "30 minutes ago" when I replied, but I was on Reddit and the notification arrived. That's how it works. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 1:03pm)
  • Waiting for /u/Torran_Toi to get off his shift and see this... by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 2:04pm)
  • A better example would be a word in a foreign language that nobody here has ever used. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 2:02pm)
  • Big shoe! by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 3:06pm)
  • Fuck off, that's my quality patter! by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 3:06pm)
  • Ahhh, pish. Gone. You'd have had a thing or two to say about it. I'm sure you could reel off an actual version without having to pause for breath anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 7:57pm)
  • Long Dong. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 8:04pm)
  • Ah, football team! Genuinely thought he meant the Young Team. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 8:04pm)
  • > Faslamabad What's that even supposed to be? I mean I get the racism, but what's the actual place? Faslane? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 8:03pm)
  • > someone in a close neighbourhood said it's the factory where he works but didn't expand That's interesting! I wonder what they're making... 5G mind-control units I'll bet. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 8:07pm)
  • No but I'll gladly take a... Oh. Nice. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 8:05pm)
  • Yeah, it was all words nobody uses or had even heard of. Most of the legible ones have been mentioned though. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 10:15pm)
  • You're talking total shite. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 24th Apr 2021 7:27am)
  • Glasgow's miles away from any cunt being allowed to drink in the street. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 24th Apr 2021 9:53am)
  • > an area with much more socio-economic issues What? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 24th Apr 2021 9:58am)
  • Folk stabbing each other in London aren't full of Buckie though. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 24th Apr 2021 9:56am)
  • Wow. Great site. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 24th Apr 2021 12:05pm)
  • This sub should be matching people who want to sing/shout with those who struggle with noisy neighbours. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 24th Apr 2021 3:59pm)
  • Unless it was something high-end, which it isn't, it'll be away to Manchester or Liverpool by now. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 25th Apr 2021 3:28pm)
  • Yes. It'll be halfway down the M6 in a van with loads of other nicked bikes. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 25th Apr 2021 3:27pm)
  • It's always a close. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 25th Apr 2021 6:53pm)
  • If you'd left yourself in, and just posted the whole selfie and pretended not to notice the background you'd 'go viral' in about an hour. 'This tourist had no idea what was happening behind him lololol!!!11!!' sort of headlines. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 25th Apr 2021 8:00pm)
  • Might be the neighbours, sick of tripping over bikes. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Apr 2021 8:23am)
  • > It wasn’t a traditional padlock it was like a collapsible circle thing Second mistake. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Apr 2021 8:22am)
  • Wow. That's almost hilarious. It looks like something out of a Marks & Spencer Christmas cracker. I reckon if you're not willing to stick a Krypto U-lock in your belt when you're out, maybe cycling in Glasgow isn't for you. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Apr 2021 9:33am)
  • "Haw mate, wit team's that? Hahaha!" by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Apr 2021 10:44am)
  • Yeah, all those horrible mosaics... by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Apr 2021 10:44am)
  • And it's fashionable to carry a bag anyway. Absolutely no excuse. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Apr 2021 10:43am)
  • It's cold and windy today. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Apr 2021 10:45am)
  • They eat fag ends and Big Macs then shit it out all over the place. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Apr 2021 1:13pm)
  • Well that's where I know about mosaics in squares in the former USSR anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Apr 2021 1:12pm)
  • I put my rubbish in whatever bin it fits in now. Makes taking the rubbish out in the dark easier, I suppose. The cut in services was bad enough, but the letter that announced it pointed out that GCC sell the recycling we give them, and that money goes towards... Well, I don't know, but they asked that the recycling was of 'good quality'. Beggars can be choosers. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Apr 2021 1:33pm)
  • At least that way the council HAVE to pick it up. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Apr 2021 2:26pm)
  • I put way more recycling in the green bin than general waste in the blue bin, believe me. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Apr 2021 2:26pm)
  • I'm agreeing with you. Poison in their breadcrumbs or something? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Apr 2021 2:25pm)
  • Were the fire brigade cool with it too? They've normally got something to say when there are bikes locked up in closes. However poorly locked up they may be. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Apr 2021 3:08pm)
  • > Feel like Glasgow live posted an article with everywhere and now they are all booked out. No shit. Funny how when places like this get announced online they get fully booked and the rest of us can't go. Don't imagine you're going to get too many people giving up the secret of a peaceful pint yet. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 27th Apr 2021 12:44pm)
  • I wasn't making for of them. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 28th Apr 2021 11:13am)
  • Eh? No I wasn't. Don't tell me what I was doing you silly cunt. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 28th Apr 2021 9:47pm)
  • Covid denier. Not a great stance when you're selling people food. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Apr 2021 8:42am)
  • Going by your username that'd make much more sense. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Apr 2021 8:40am)
  • Who the fuck pays for some contraption to help you drink fucking Budweiser and Becks?! You could drink those through a sock and it'd still taste the same. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Apr 2021 8:47am)
  • > Becks and Budweiser are great Possibly the ultimate 'Things that will only ever be posted on here once' patter. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Apr 2021 8:46am)
  • When did bams in Scotland ever wear Duffer? You can judge a book by its cover and this looks shite. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 1st May 2021 7:09am)
  • POLLOKshaws by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 1st May 2021 10:11pm)
  • No, but I do get that a lot. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 1st May 2021 10:11pm)
  • I don't think those get recycled here anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 2nd May 2021 6:56am)
  • Picture please. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 2nd May 2021 9:02am)
  • > There is a council app, never used it, and of course the website. Hahaha! Brilliant. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 2nd May 2021 11:42am)
  • Nobody in Glasgow signed up to drive their half-eaten dinners across town yet, I see. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 2nd May 2021 11:40am)
  • Don't expect it to be much different tomorrow. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd May 2021 10:14am)
  • Guess you've never been a gig in your life? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd May 2021 2:49pm)
  • Mandors. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd May 2021 2:52pm)
  • Got a 13" 2018 PowerBook here. Make me an offer. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd May 2021 3:41pm)
  • Why are you "upset" that your beer's in a plastic cup? What beer do you drink that's so different out a glass bottle? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd May 2021 7:47pm)
  • Any money he's drink Tennent's or Beck's or something. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th May 2021 8:21am)
  • I bought some pornos off him years ago and he chucked in a little zine thing full of dogging contacts. Including himself. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th May 2021 2:00pm)
  • That's it mate. I ordered a box of beer from some online shop, and it was brought to my door by Yodel. Nobody invited me to have sex with them, or their wife, at any point in the whole process. I'm all for convenience, but that's a personal touch that we'll probably just never see again. Makes you think. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th May 2021 2:31pm)
  • Shout them out. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th May 2021 10:09pm)
  • Had a coffee in Little Bird Cafe and the guy was a deranged racist sociopathic lunatic. Toilets were clean. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th May 2021 10:10pm)
  • > SNP/Greens have done a perfunctory job reforming the council Wow, you reckon? In Glasgow? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th May 2021 10:23am)
  • > Good article 👍 very well wrote. Amazing. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th May 2021 10:49am)
  • I know, it's the thought that they've done anything, no matter how half-arsed, that seems strange. They only seem to have undone things (closed food banks, closed libraries, raised CT, cut bin collections, burned down old buildings etc.). by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th May 2021 11:17am)
  • Yeah totally. I see that now. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th May 2021 12:26pm)
  • Is it a porno? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 6th May 2021 12:34pm)
  • Hmm. Kinda fancy a beer now. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th May 2021 8:28am)
  • > Not sure if it's also the case with Sturgeon Don't think she's ever lived in the southside. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th May 2021 11:22am)
  • "Oh aye mate, that's magic, cheers!" [Puts hat on] by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th May 2021 1:16pm)
  • Only ever had it for free, because the broker gets £300 for each mortgage he sells so doesn't need to charge clients. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th May 2021 2:09pm)
  • Is this a sex thing aye by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 9th May 2021 8:42pm)
  • This whole thing looks really suspect. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th May 2021 11:09am)
  • Good thing nobody's come onto Reddit to try to stir it up then, eh? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th May 2021 11:09am)
  • Holy fuck, that's great. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th May 2021 8:45pm)
  • Serf Efricen. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th May 2021 1:37pm)
  • Sold a two bed flat in Mount Florida last month. HR was 190k, put it on for 200k, sold for 230k. Went to closing after a week and 35 viewings. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 12th May 2021 8:03am)
  • Sorry, fucked that. HR was 200k, put it on for 190k. Used Rettie who I'd definitely recommend. Also Mortgage Advice Brokerage are the best. George Williamson all the way. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 12th May 2021 10:37am)
  • Bought it for £149k in 2014. Didn't really plan to sell it but as you say... by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 12th May 2021 3:12pm)
  • I've been a bit busy over the last 24 hours, but surely if there's been no mass gatherings in G41 or anything there won't be a problem? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th May 2021 9:57am)
  • I know, it was a joke. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th May 2021 10:25am)
  • Definitely tripping. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th May 2021 12:55pm)
  • "But I was going to go for a pint!" by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th May 2021 7:44pm)
  • Let us out to vote, check result, lock us back up again. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th May 2021 7:45pm)
  • It hasn't meant anything for years. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th May 2021 9:21am)
  • > My meeting is in Southend Central so I figure my hotel will be not too far from there So... Not in Glasgow? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th May 2021 9:48am)
  • Username suggests you might be the person to call for that too. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th May 2021 10:59am)
  • I thought Southend Central was in Essex. Link to the Glasgow version? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th May 2021 10:55am)
  • Right, makes much more sense. You'll be near all the bars and restaurants around Queen's Park, and there'll be plenty to do despite the restrictions. Says so much about this sub that cunts downvoted me for asking about this though. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th May 2021 11:04am)
  • Doesn't seem to have happened. I do see bigotry though. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th May 2021 11:00am)
  • But the owner is a total prick. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th May 2021 11:37am)
  • I sure I saw somebody make a joke about Rangers fans being stupid and having anti-Catholic usernames. I can't find it now but that's a pretty bigoted suggestion. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th May 2021 12:45pm)
  • > But a large chunk of the Rangers fanbase are on social media acting like the events of the other day were a Catholic/SNP/Celtic conspiracy No they aren't. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th May 2021 4:10pm)
  • Absolutely none of those mention Catholics or Celtic. Fuck of with your pathetic attempt to stir it up. You're a bigot. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th May 2021 4:20pm)
  • Some of the patter on here is shocking. Just because you're a middle class hipster Celtic 'supporter', doesn't mean you aren't a bigot. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th May 2021 4:26pm)
  • I'm not going to do that because I'm not a Rangers supporter. "Seemingly widely held"?!?! Get fucked. So basically, 'Yeah I think these people probably mean blah blah"? Get a grip and give it up. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th May 2021 4:36pm)
  • None as silly as yours, you absolute clown. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th May 2021 4:41pm)
  • Some random with 26 followers talking shite is very different from the horrible bigoted statement you tried and failed to make. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th May 2021 4:40pm)
  • As me and everybody else has pointed out, these random Twitter accounts say nothing about Celtic or the Catholic Church. Why did you say these people were blaming Celtic and the Catholic Church? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th May 2021 4:47pm)
  • Because people don't like to see blind ignorant bigotry. I've got no interest in Rangers, but I work in press and honestly, the anti-Rangers bullshit being spread (and yours is a hilarious example since none of your links even prove your attempt at a point) is downright disgusting. It's dated, ugly sectarianism and it has absolutely no place in 2021, whether it's coming out of the mouth of a Rangers supporter or the keyboard of a clueless, snobby arsehole like you. You know how bad 'fake news' is, right? With Donald Trump and Brexit and all that? This is exactly what you're doing. You're trying to stir up hatred based on an idea you've had, based on something demonstrably not true. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th May 2021 4:46pm)
  • > Enjoy your celebrations, try to leave the Catholics alone though You are the worst person on this forum. I hope you don't act like this in front of actual human beings. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th May 2021 4:53pm)
  • > I gave him ten links saying exactly what I said they said Totally untrue. No mention of the Catholic Church or Celtic in those. That was you who made that up. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th May 2021 4:52pm)
  • That's the ONE you found before. The one with 26 followers. You said that "a large chunk of the Rangers fanbase are on social media acting like the events of the other day were a Catholic/SNP/Celtic conspiracy" and that's blatantly not true. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th May 2021 4:51pm)
  • I'm honestly not, I'm watching a shit film and commenting on here. The film is still way more believable than your daft claims though. I'll leave it at that because I'm worrying now I'm arguing with a 'vulnerable' person. Sorry if so. Just try to be less of a bigot and we'll be good. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th May 2021 4:59pm)
  • I did look at each and every link you posted. And none of them mentioned Celtic or the Catholic Church. Despite you saying that they did. You're making stuff up because you're a bigot and you're trying to stir up hatred for a group of people, like bigots do. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th May 2021 4:56pm)
  • Yeah you've posted the first one there a solid five times now. And now you've found a second one! Well done. I'll find a Tweet that says Princess Diana won Best Band at the Brits this week if I look hard enough. This is miles away from "a large chunk of the Rangers fanbase" and you could admit that and be done with it. You freak. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th May 2021 5:02pm)
  • > swivel-eyed sectarian bampot Hmm. Think about that next time you see your reflection. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th May 2021 5:08pm)
  • Maybe SuperDry should pay for the clean up? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 16th May 2021 10:59am)
  • > complete tinkers And that kind of patter helps anybody move forward does it? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 16th May 2021 10:58am)
  • You must be new to this sub... by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 17th May 2021 8:39am)
  • Man, if Israel put the TV on and see this... Oooft. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 17th May 2021 8:58am)
  • Nah we ignore that because Palestine is easier to support. Come on man, fuck off with your details! We just want to look cool for our friends on Instagram. Didn't see any protests when it came out that Iran were involved in the Scottish election just there, did we? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 17th May 2021 8:57am)
  • Facebook likes. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 17th May 2021 9:00am)
  • > long enough to see the demise of this sub cause of dafties like your good self This has definitely sped up recently. This guy's a brilliant example of it too. From something like "All Rangers fans blame Celtic" to 'Here's a handful of deranged Tweets from nobodies I've found'. What a way to spend your time. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 17th May 2021 9:56am)
  • Also the vaccines can't be guaranteed to be Halal. I'm not sure why this fairly important point isn't being mentioned. Until there's a certified Halal vaccine things will take time. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 17th May 2021 10:00am)
  • Interesting. Maybe depends who you ask? Could anybody who downvoted that comment please tell me why? I mean I *know* why, but let's hear it. A research group writing in the [Journal of Infection and Public Health](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1876034117302411) pointed out that the Halal-ness of vaccines was going to be an issue back in 2018. [Times of India](https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/readersblog/marginalia/coronavirus-vaccine-is-it-halal-or-not-28978/) taking quite a hard line. Then [The Guardian](https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/feb/18/muslims-wary-covid-vaccine-religious-reason) made some very good points. And of course the [BBC coverage](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-55892554) of this same issue. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 17th May 2021 10:55am)
  • > low vaccine takeup due to religion Apparently not, and you deserve downvotes for knowing this. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 17th May 2021 11:11am)
  • > dk why you are being down voted, its a very reasonable point Fucking ridiculous here, honestly. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 17th May 2021 11:10am)
  • Anonymous downvotes continue. Man, everyday life must be a real fucking struggle for you people. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 17th May 2021 11:23am)
  • That's good news. Hopefully people pay heed to their wisdom. And hopefully the kind of dickheads who shit their pants and downvote when they see that somebody has typed the word 'Halal' on /r/glasgow can get the help or education they need. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 17th May 2021 12:11pm)
  • Depending on where you live, yes. Much as people on this sub like to invent their own reality, it's going to be a long time before Glasgow is comparable to a lot of European cities. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th May 2021 8:16am)
  • Voted down for a comment that only says you're a Rangers fan. Solid proof that this is a bigoted place. And this will be downvoted too I'm sure. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th May 2021 9:38am)
  • Guessing you were downvoted there for saying you were into football... by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th May 2021 9:36am)
  • Honestly, people calling it 'sportsball' in that, 'I don't even know what it's called; but that uncouth pastime the working classes seem to enjoy' does nothing to close the cultural divides. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th May 2021 9:35am)
  • Not a Rangers supporter, just not into bigotry. I know that's hard for some people to comprehend. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th May 2021 10:08am)
  • > Would it be better If I clarified by saying there are elements of football fandom in many places that are bad and toxic? Yes it would. That's massively different from what you said first. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th May 2021 10:28am)
  • The joiner doesn't have mum and dad to fall back on, and works a 60 hour week. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th May 2021 10:30am)
  • > I absolutely did not mean to imply that in any way shape or form regarding the immigrant population Don't worry, no normal person would think you meant that. Remember where you are. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th May 2021 11:52am)
  • Pretty much any city in Europe that you'd want to go to is cleaner, friendlier, cheaper and easier to navigate than Glasgow. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th May 2021 11:52am)
  • Possil's quiet now because most of it's been demolished. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th May 2021 7:19pm)
  • Yeah I hate Finnieston too. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th May 2021 7:20pm)
  • Full of G1 and wee guys sniffing gear. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 19th May 2021 10:03am)
  • You don't sound like you're old enough to drive. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 19th May 2021 10:05am)
  • Not at all, it's your shite patter that makes me think you're a little kid. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 19th May 2021 5:14pm)
  • Eh? Guy comes on asking about Bridgeton, people answer, then there's this one deranged, out of context, bigoted comment (yours) moaning about how people speak to you on the internet? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 19th May 2021 5:24pm)
  • Downvoted? I guess your experience is WRONG. Or it doesn't fit the narrative. Sorry! by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 19th May 2021 5:21pm)
  • You're loving this, aren't you? Stirring up the sectarianism. Denying you're a bigot is ridiculous though, you can't do that. You might as well own it. You don't need to support a football team to be a bigot, as we all know. And can see here. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 19th May 2021 5:26pm)
  • If a few people are calling you a bigot maybe it's time to think about what you're saying. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 19th May 2021 7:14pm)
  • I've been on Reddit longer than you've been alive, big deal. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 19th May 2021 7:11pm)
  • > 4th row So he was sitting upstairs? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th May 2021 8:44am)
  • That would have been my second gig if I hadn't got knocked back for being 16. I saw Eugene Kelly of the support band Captain America get a knockback too, because he'd been drinking Buckfast on the steps before going in, but by all accounts that was resolved... Only entertainment I had that night anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th May 2021 8:43am)
  • Upstairs seating. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th May 2021 8:44am)
  • I was at the Ice Cube concert at the Barras where somebody got stabbed! Nobody was allowed to leave for about two hours and the metal detectors were there next time. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th May 2021 1:59pm)
  • > Sadly I don't believe Cube's been back in Scotland since. Maybe to play golf. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th May 2021 8:03pm)
  • As I remember it wasn't until the end when we found out, when the show finished and we couldn't leave until we'd given our details and been spoken to. I can't remember anything he played I'm afraid. I was 16 or 17 and would have been steaming drunk. I saw House of Pain support Cypress Hill the same year I think, and I can't remember anything about that although I'm certain House of Pain played Jump Around fucking twice. Saw Cypress Hill with Funkboodiest the next year and have no memory beyond shaking B-Real's hand when he went along the front row shaking hands and high fiving. Sorry for a shit answer. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th May 2021 8:02pm)
  • Had tickets for the Wu-Tang at the Barras in 1996 (I think). It had already been rescheduled from earlier and when we got there the doors were open but it was just cleaners or something, and a sign saying it wasn't happening. A couple of days later they played London but it was Shyheim, Deck and one other geezer or something. Total b-team. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st May 2021 9:09am)
  • > 6 months ago my husband found a nice house in motherwell Nice! I heard there was one, but nobody I asked had any clue where. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st May 2021 2:39pm)
  • Does reporting anything on the app do anything, ever? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st May 2021 4:32pm)
  • Exactly, people will be fed up after fifteen minutes. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 22nd May 2021 7:57am)
  • Tip Top Shoe Repairs in Mount Florida. Outstanding. Guy's lovely too. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th May 2021 11:03am)
  • Glasgow will be in Level 2 by then. Whether it should be or not is another matter. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th May 2021 11:30am)
  • Tip Top. That's the one. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th May 2021 7:48pm)
  • Except there was nothing racist here. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th May 2021 9:54am)
  • So he wasn't wondering why the bus drive past. He was being helpful. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th May 2021 9:50am)
  • Why did you get downvoted for this?! by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th May 2021 10:13am)
  • > If the DVLA can manage it then how cant the government, health service, private companies and army working together? They managed it in England. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th May 2021 10:12am)
  • The West End has long gone to shit. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th May 2021 10:19am)
  • They prefer to be called 'joggers', if you don't mind. So to use it in a sentence you'd say '*Joggers* are a bunch of annoying, selfish cunts'. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th May 2021 10:16am)
  • West hasn't been good for years. It's all first year students and chainstores now. Byres Road and Hyndland even ten years ago were lovely, but it's just commercial, boring, expensive and touristy now. Hence the [mass exodus](https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/glasgow-property-south-side-market-20502816) of people who care about such things moving to the southside. Basically if you're new to Glasgow, you'll see most of Glasgow in the southside. The West End is like a theme park now, and not a very entertaining one. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th May 2021 10:23am)
  • As much as there's a chance that anybody doing anything ever is racially motivated... As others have said, if he was being racist I'm sure he'd have driven past you. He probably guessed that you were going to be a bit confused so went out of his way to try to explain rather than just zooming past. If it was me he'd have zoomed right past. Calling this racist is a bit of a massive stretch. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th May 2021 10:28am)
  • Yeah, good idea. Calling this racism is pretty far-fetched. I'm glad several people have been able to clear that up. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th May 2021 10:34am)
  • Fraser Island. Boy and his mate, me and my bird at the time. Wanted to hang around with us. Nope. Cunt even had a Scotland flag t-shirt on. Last thing I want to see, that far from home. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th May 2021 10:33am)
  • Student flats? Speak to the owner then. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th May 2021 10:37am)
  • Give them abuse back. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th May 2021 10:36am)
  • Whether this is that, is debatable, but your point is a fact. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th May 2021 11:09am)
  • I'm a landlord, I don't support Celtic and I'm a bit on the fence about independence. Probably just committed /r/glasgow suicide now. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th May 2021 11:47am)
  • Nope. Lived in Hyndland for a few years, and still rent that flat out so I'm there plenty and people wanting to live there pays my mortgage so I'm hardly against it in that way. But realistically, the Southside is where you find all the things that people loved about the West End years ago now. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th May 2021 12:50pm)
  • I suppose so. Still though, if I was stopped on the street (on on the internet) by a stranger asking where the best bit is, I'm saying Southside these days. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th May 2021 1:55pm)
  • If you think that was a 'riot' you should get out more. To riots, ideally. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th May 2021 2:26pm)
  • The wee anonymous keyboard warriors of Glasgow are on my tail... by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th May 2021 4:14pm)
  • > I see I'm late to the party someone else has made the same point. Pay a bit more attention eh? Keeps it interesting for everybody. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th May 2021 7:44pm)
  • What's wrong with you? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th May 2021 7:07am)
  • Don't base your night around DRAM!, it's a terrible place. Used to be called Uisge Beatha and it was a good whisky pub then, in a way, but it became a Maclay's Inns pub, then LT, and it's utterly characterless now. As others have said, you want the Pot Still and the Ben Nevis. Bon Accord is good too, and reasonably near the Ben Nevis. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th May 2021 12:20pm)
  • For starting a troll account with that name, and posting this video. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th May 2021 2:20pm)
  • POLLOK by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 27th May 2021 10:47am)
  • Two hour wait in the queue for a vaccine yesterday. Only one like if vaccinators in the Hydro, and they kept apologising for the wait, saying there aren't enough people to administer the vaccine. What the absolute fuck? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th May 2021 7:53am)
  • 1.50pm. I'm ten minutes from Castlemilk too, fuck knows why I got sent to the Hydro. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th May 2021 9:00am)
  • Yeah. Shite since I live in the southside. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th May 2021 11:12am)
  • About two weeks by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 29th May 2021 6:58am)
  • Uptae by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 29th May 2021 9:33pm)
  • Posh cunts are just as bad except the accents are more annoying. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th May 2021 12:14pm)
  • I swear she must have dirt on somebody. There's no way she should be in the position she is. There's a million funnier 'wee middled aged wumman telling it like it is' types than her everywhere. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th May 2021 12:12pm)
  • So curiosity and creativity are bad. Got it. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th May 2021 7:42pm)
  • Creativity? Slagging the train video. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th May 2021 9:17pm)
  • What job do you do where you can't take another hour out to get vaccinated? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 31st May 2021 9:53pm)
  • Every cunt has to wait the same amount of time, somebody banging on about it doesn't help take your mind off it. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 31st May 2021 9:51pm)
  • My health visitor told me GPs and dentists got £88 ph while actual nurses had to submit requests for normal-wage shifts via an app. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 31st May 2021 9:55pm)
  • If you can't tell your boss you need time off to get vaccinated you're probably not in the right job. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 1st Jun 2021 11:51am)
  • Aye, gotta be Love Island or something. Absolute worst patter. Sounds like propah Lahaaahndaaaahn talk. Likewise 'plamf' or whatever the fuck word that is that people have started using again like it's 1950 or something. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 1st Jun 2021 4:09pm)
  • Different types of people then. If I was in a miserable situation with a bunch of other people I wouldn't want to make it worse for them. You would, so that's up to you. Hope I'm never stuck in a lift with a miserable cunt like you. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 1st Jun 2021 4:07pm)
  • Where you getting "wee shitebag" from? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 1st Jun 2021 4:47pm)
  • Could plant them in the potholes, although it'd still mean leftover potholes. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 2nd Jun 2021 10:18am)
  • "Hello fellow kids" would go down a lot better than "Anybody know the sitch", I know that much. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 2nd Jun 2021 12:03pm)
  • Depends how hard you are. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 3rd Jun 2021 12:38pm)
  • Which council department do you work in? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 3rd Jun 2021 12:44pm)
  • > Absolute plamphs. No, YOU fuck off. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 3rd Jun 2021 12:43pm)
  • Everybody I've ever spoken to on the phone from GCC has been a rude, disinterested, useless cunt. I'm sure I've just been unlucky but fuck the council and everybody who 'works' on their phones. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 3rd Jun 2021 12:42pm)
  • See that big rusty pipe on the right, up at the sand dunes? The one coming out of the Star Wars-looking building? That's why you don't want to swim in the sea at Prestwick. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 3rd Jun 2021 2:44pm)
  • More likely you got the one decent person. Or the one person pretending to be nice for a joke. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 3rd Jun 2021 4:46pm)
  • So you want to make money off somebody else's good idea? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 4th Jun 2021 7:47pm)
  • Clue's in the name. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Jun 2021 10:01am)
  • Go to the Clutha and the Scotia. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Jun 2021 12:23pm)
  • Signs don't make sense, grass is overgrown and there's heaps of litter. Standard snapshot of just about anywhere in Glasgow right now. Pot holes just out of shot, I'm sure. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Jun 2021 12:22pm)
  • Bucks Bar cunt is a Covid denier. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Jun 2021 6:33pm)
  • GRASS by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Jun 2021 6:32pm)
  • Yeah, the Clutha was better before that helicopter crashed into it anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Jun 2021 6:31pm)
  • Exactly. Aspirational culture is pushed hard. Nice and spendy. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Jun 2021 3:29pm)
  • U wot by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Jun 2021 8:59pm)
  • Hampden's all set up for the Euros of course, but yesterday there was a president-level motorcade coming out of the Cathcart Road entrance. Traffic had been stopped in both directions so three black 4x4s followed by two fancy black cars followed by another three black 4x4s could whizz out. Been here for years and never seen anything like that, not even on the day of the events. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 9th Jun 2021 12:26pm)
  • Same here, it turns out. Got told at the time (first one) it was Pfizer, just looked on that thing and supposedly it was Biontech. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 9th Jun 2021 12:35pm)
  • Oh! Cool. Thank you! by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 9th Jun 2021 12:49pm)
  • Yep, this is important information for this sub. Because if it's the latter, it's called cultural differences and you're a racist. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 9th Jun 2021 2:17pm)
  • You been to a Scotland game? Grown men will be winching each other. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Jun 2021 2:11pm)
  • Don't think this person's quite ready for busses. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 12th Jun 2021 3:19pm)
  • Mount Florida won't be. There's the hundreds of volunteers too. It's busier looking than the day before the Commonwealth Games. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 13th Jun 2021 9:52pm)
  • Why? The doors open three hours before kick off. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 14th Jun 2021 8:18am)
  • > I'm just curious why they've chosen the West end in particular to gravitate towards? Because there's a massive park there, and that's where every other wee fanny has gone for an al fresco cargo for years now. Get used to it. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 14th Jun 2021 8:21am)
  • > nor did I imply that anywhere? Fuck up you snob. Where would your ideal cut-off point be for people using Kelvingrove? Reckon cunts need a west end passport now? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 14th Jun 2021 10:12am)
  • It's a schooner, not a pint. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 14th Jun 2021 10:19am)
  • Since everybody sound moved to the southside, the west end is full of people like you. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 14th Jun 2021 11:25am)
  • Naughtiest thing this cunt ever did was ring somebody's door and run away. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 14th Jun 2021 4:26pm)
  • The people who came on here and asked that question several weeks ago must have booked everywhere out. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Jun 2021 3:28pm)
  • Had a Hermes parcel claim to be delivered (it wasn't) with the proof being a blurry photograph of a van door. Fuck Hermes. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 19th Jun 2021 2:19pm)
  • "Even" the council?! The council get most things wrong. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 19th Jun 2021 2:51pm)
  • Still?! That'd have been my answer 20 years ago. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 19th Jun 2021 10:08pm)
  • Also, crucially, you can't even see it until you're at the gate. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 20th Jun 2021 1:24pm)
  • What about those Indian Scotland tourist shops selling Chinese tat in the centre? The Gordon Street, Union Street, Hope Street ones. Probably Byres Road too. They're all plastic pipers in see-through tubes and cuddly Loch Ness Monsters. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 21st Jun 2021 8:13am)
  • Rangers are a 'sectarian football team'? Don't think I'm going to be joining your organisation mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 21st Jun 2021 8:15am)
  • There's a statue of a guy who was Tory Prime Minister not once but twice. Everybody loves it, so get your photo next to that. It's outside the GOMA. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 21st Jun 2021 10:39am)
  • Maybe the gift shop of a hotel? The Hilton at the Kingston Bridge has a pretty tacky souvenir shop on the left hand side as you go in. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 21st Jun 2021 10:36am)
  • Well it's not The Old College Bar. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 21st Jun 2021 8:39pm)
  • Only at half six though. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 21st Jun 2021 8:41pm)
  • Already been said by me. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 21st Jun 2021 8:40pm)
  • Reddit gets boring when lazy cunts are posting the same shit because they haven't bothered reading what anybody else has posted. It's not all about you. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Jun 2021 9:14am)
  • Ahahahahahahaha! "Oh!" by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Jun 2021 9:28am)
  • Those places are theme parks, M&D's is the shows. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Jun 2021 3:52pm)
  • > eople dumping rubbish bags in the street That's what happens when the council make massive cuts to domestic collection services. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 23rd Jun 2021 9:43am)
  • For years when I'd go on holiday I'd be amazed at how clean the place was, and always want to tell people what a lovely, clean place wherever-it-was is, then I eventually realised that that's what normal places are like and it's just Glasgow that's a filthy shithole. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 23rd Jun 2021 9:46am)
  • > Surely some of the responsibility lies with us as well to keep the streets clean? Does it fuck, I've got enough to worry about and I pay a ridiculous amount of Council Tax for seemingly fuck all as it is. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 23rd Jun 2021 9:44am)
  • OK, Glasgow isn't as bad as a Favela, fair enough. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 23rd Jun 2021 10:07am)
  • > Glasgow doesn't even rank in the top 10 UK cities for bike theft Come on people! Shape up! You can pretty much pull most Victorian close bannisters out the floor with your bare hands, what's stopping us getting a top-ten place here? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 23rd Jun 2021 4:53pm)
  • Nah mate, I hear the slums of Mumbai are well worth a visit but the wife won't let us go on holiday there, believe it or not. Women, eh?! by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 23rd Jun 2021 4:51pm)
  • > throwing shade That's a pretty gay phrase mate. Maybe you should grab a rainbow flag too. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Jun 2021 8:23am)
  • Honestly though, the only folk I've heard say that have been gay. You have a think now. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Jun 2021 10:11am)
  • > If I suck your dick will you get on point? Dunno what the second bit means, but yeah! DM me and we'll figure something out. Looking forward to it. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Jun 2021 3:05pm)
  • 'On point' means 'absolutely correct'. Or it always did for me and everybody I've ever met. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Jun 2021 8:43pm)
  • You want my fucked old oven then? Roadside pick up. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 29th Jun 2021 4:28pm)
  • It's not that close to town. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 29th Jun 2021 9:05pm)
  • > I eye rolled when I heard him say to get her home safe "She gonnae be sick? Aff." by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Jun 2021 7:56am)
  • The West End, especially around Kelvingrove, has been going to shit for years. This is nothing to do with "cuts made by tories"(?!), and more to do with policing and education (both devolved since 1988 and 1993). Sounds like a normal late night in the most crowded part of Glasgow to me. Nothing will happen. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Jun 2021 7:55am)
  • Absolute crackpot. Fiercely anti-vax, and obviously can't even send an email. Such a granny thing when they can't get the computer to work, "Ooooh, I've been hacked!" Nobody wants those pictures of crystals and wizards, mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Jun 2021 8:00am)
  • I hope you don't think I'm unreasonable by saying that this was not an emergency. This is something that happens all the time. Especially in the West End on a sunny day. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Jun 2021 8:48am)
  • West End is shite now, it's full of steaming weans. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Jun 2021 7:04pm)
  • *Somebody's* chakras are mis-aligned! by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Jun 2021 7:05pm)
  • > a pension fund or some other parasite bullshit So you don't want your own pension invested in something safe either? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 1st Jul 2021 1:10pm)
  • Bit of a stretch of an argument there. If you've ever used a bank, then you should know that the bank invests your money. Sometimes into pensions! Good luck with your moral moneyless life though. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 1st Jul 2021 5:13pm)
  • It's definitely got worse. Broken Window Effect though? When there's litter everywhere, holes in the ground and everything's boarded up people are probably less inclined to behave. Right now is the first time I've ever seriously looked into the practicalities of moving somewhere else. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 2nd Jul 2021 8:57am)
  • > If you stick to the West End you won't have many of those encounters Talking absolute shite there. Some cunt even posted a West End story a couple of days ago. And what are you talking about Easterhouse and Drumchapel for? And it gets worse the further East you go?! When did you last walk over there? City Centre's the worst, closely followed by the West End, and the bit of the East End that touches the centre is fine. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 2nd Jul 2021 11:10am)
  • Free the Birmingham Six by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 3rd Jul 2021 9:07pm)
  • Free Hat! Free Hat! Free Hat! by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 4th Jul 2021 10:58am)
  • > such inappropriate songs. Get a grip. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 4th Jul 2021 11:00am)
  • Stop a taxi. Wave a fiver at him. Sorted. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 4th Jul 2021 12:36pm)
  • You're not missing anything, it just does cost an absolute fortune. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 4th Jul 2021 1:22pm)
  • You need to cut it yourself, then pay them to take it away. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 5th Jul 2021 1:00pm)
  • Leave them anywhere you like, then call the hotline to report dumping. That's what I'll be doing when the inevitable time comes. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 5th Jul 2021 3:28pm)
  • The cycle paths are being sold to developers. Flats I think. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 5th Jul 2021 7:58pm)
  • There's a brilliant Ghanian place in Mount Florida now. https://www.just-eat.co.uk/restaurants-odooms-glasgow/menu by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 6th Jul 2021 4:06pm)
  • How's she a snake? What did she do? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Jul 2021 12:09pm)
  • Industrial and Trip Hop? Really? In one place? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Jul 2021 12:10pm)
  • Yeah, there's the odd 'slow' track, but it's hardly what you could reasonably expect to hear in a metal/alternative club. Ask the DJ for trip-hop and nobody's going to think you mean NIN, jeez. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Jul 2021 12:36pm)
  • Army of Me, fair enough, but that Gary Numan shit, fucking hell. Ultimate 'How do you do, fellow kids' there.Trip-Hop got dated fast and he isn't doing it many favours there. I've probably seen PWEI ten times, and Godflesh three or four, and I would never in my life consider them anything remotely close to trip-hop. Suggesting Justin Broderick appeals to people who like that crap you posted is insane. Sorry, I mean, "one could conclude" that that's insane. I remember when things like Scxorn were called 'dark ambient', which is hilariously terrible name, but it certainly fits more than 'trip-hop' here. You mention Sneaker Pimps so I'm leaving this conversation. No need for a massive long reply. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Jul 2021 3:47pm)
  • It's called Neds. It's not an acronym. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Jul 2021 8:34am)
  • Non-educated isn't a word. Only an uneducated person would think that. It probably comes from ne'erdo-well, if anything. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Jul 2021 10:59am)
  • Yep. Wee fannies who don't even know what a ned is, mostly. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Jul 2021 11:01am)
  • Red Road was good. Kate Dickie. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Jul 2021 12:46pm)
  • People use tanning beds of medical reasons too. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Jul 2021 3:30pm)
  • A spade and some soft shoes? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Jul 2021 4:09pm)
  • Where? Armstrong's? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Jul 2021 8:38am)
  • Same. "Hun pub" is fine in Glasgow in 2021, but something like, say, 'Paki shop' would rightly get you crucified. The culture of, "Och, it's just banter" is why cunts still get stabbed for wearing the 'wrong' shirt in the 'wrong' place. And it's always Celtic supporters taking the moral high ground calling Rangers supporters 'huns'. Anybody talking about 'fenians' would get downvoted to fuck, and rightly so. Celtic still being the middle-class hipster choice of team, despite Thistle's efforts. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Jul 2021 8:36am)
  • > I can easily imagine a couple of hard nuts squaring up to a lone England fan in a pub even if he's not causing a scene. 100%. Can picture the scene. "Here, check this cunt. Film us, watch this..." by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Jul 2021 8:40am)
  • Tell me the difference between one derogatory term for a group of people and another derogatory term for a group of people then. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Jul 2021 3:29pm)
  • Check this, downvoted for being civilised. Fuck every one of these inbred Nationalist cunts on here. "Naw m8, cannae support England. Ma da always telt me that. And fuck the huns/tims an aw". by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Jul 2021 3:32pm)
  • Check this, downvoted for being civilised. Fuck every one of these inbred Nationalist cunts on here. "Naw m8, cannae support England. Ma da always telt me that. And fuck the huns/tims an aw". by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Jul 2021 3:32pm)
  • 20 downvotes for suggesting that people shouldn't be practising sectarianism in Glasgow, 2021. We have a long way to go my man. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Jul 2021 4:40pm)
  • If the people being called it have asked not to be called it, then it is. https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/scottish/rangers-lead-campaign-ban-word-hun-it-s-derogatory-slur-towards-protestants-a7059006.html by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Jul 2021 6:59pm)
  • Hahaha! What am I like, eh? Call me new-fashioned but I just don't like people fighting each other over religion. Which is all made up anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Jul 2021 6:58pm)
  • What's the difference? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Jul 2021 7:01pm)
  • I think we need to get with the times. Those times being the 1970s. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Jul 2021 7:00pm)
  • You're an idiot. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 11th Jul 2021 9:01am)
  • Chill out, the owner might have died. Not every barking dog has got some arsehole allowing it. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 11th Jul 2021 10:56am)
  • I hope you do. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 11th Jul 2021 11:26am)
  • You assume that only English people will support England, and those English people will only be welcome around other English people? You're insane. Or 80 years old. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 11th Jul 2021 11:25am)
  • Good luck and enjoy your sandwich by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 12th Jul 2021 10:47am)
  • Possibly the worst comment I've ever seen on all of Reddit. There should be an award for this horrendous bit of patter. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 12th Jul 2021 3:07pm)
  • Gads man by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 12th Jul 2021 8:00pm)
  • Nah, folk with pals. Nothing for you to worry about. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 13th Jul 2021 9:39am)
  • First place I lived when I moved out was the West End, because that's what you used to do, and now I actively avoid it. Not that I've got any reason to be there. Southside feels like actual-home. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 13th Jul 2021 11:52am)
  • Dump it in the street and then report it as having been dumped. Same van will come to take it away and you'll still be able to afford to eat. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 13th Jul 2021 2:38pm)
  • I went out with a girl with psoriasis for many years, and she had a lamp thing at home but also used to go to tanning places. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 13th Jul 2021 2:36pm)
  • > putting the financial and carbon burden for excessive waste on households While China and India exist, token gestures from us - like driving to the tip and back - mean absolutely fuck all beyond making people feel better about themselves. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 13th Jul 2021 2:42pm)
  • Anybody who needs proof that SNP supporters live in an absolute fantasy world, there it was. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 13th Jul 2021 2:40pm)
  • If things were likely to stay the way they are right now somebody could probably answer that. As it is, with the standard 'Everything the same as England but two weeks later' approach, and the rising figures and the pressure on hospitals and GPs, it doesn't look like we'll be in much of a better place by September. So it's pretty much impossible to say. Strathclyde have already announced it'll be blended learning, albeit with most non-teaching staff still working from home from now on. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 13th Jul 2021 2:51pm)
  • Yeah that's purely anecdotal. I've just sold in the southside too, and it was all Glasgow renters at the viewings. Only on the market for a week too. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 14th Jul 2021 9:16am)
  • Will not go to Giffnock to be entertained, assuming this is meant to be funny. Not that there's any reason to go to Giffnock apart from the big Lidl anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 14th Jul 2021 11:57am)
  • It didn't go down, it's worth $20 billion. Just that the people of Giffnock weren't ready for it, so they eventually closed that one site. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 14th Jul 2021 1:31pm)
  • 100%. Would go there now and again, for a 'treat', but it was never busy. I'm sure they ran it at a loss for a while too, while everycunt went further down to Morrison's. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 14th Jul 2021 1:30pm)
  • Yeah, probably. Should have put it in Whitecraigs and it'd still be there. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 14th Jul 2021 3:49pm)
  • Where's good for a swim? Not the sea (full of salt and shite) and not Loch Lomond (full of wankers). Any remote freshwater swimming holes within a 30 mile cycle? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Jul 2021 9:47am)
  • Mate did this once, and he hadn't finished. Said the chips don't count... Flung out and barred, and that was ten years ago now. Hasn't been back. So yeah, make sure it's properly finished. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Jul 2021 10:43am)
  • Never heard of it. That's promising. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Jul 2021 10:55am)
  • I'm not on Facebook, so it's easier to come here and ask somebody who is. And this is all great stuff, thank you very much. Google Earth only goes some way finding what's actually swimmable. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Jul 2021 11:05am)
  • *You're by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Jul 2021 8:29am)
  • HR isn't an inspection, it's often just a guess. When I sold my mum's old gaff they didn't even send anybody out, just used figures from the same area from previous sales. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Jul 2021 10:19am)
  • Just wait, JD Sports will probably be kicked out and a Gaelic sports shop opened. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Jul 2021 2:51pm)
  • Jeez, lots of downvotes. Why not just call the poileas? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Jul 2021 8:50pm)
  • > I thought that setting off fireworks was illegal past 11pm Since when did that matter? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 17th Jul 2021 9:24am)
  • Do you struggle to make friends? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 17th Jul 2021 12:34pm)
  • If you move to the southside you'll have to go out your way to avoid such people/activities. You'll have no problems at all. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 17th Jul 2021 12:34pm)
  • Police Scotland's new approach to cold case investigations revealed. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 17th Jul 2021 8:55pm)
  • I know, and they got it so off that it changed the tax I was meant to pay, based on the profit. Their shit guess made it look like I'd made loads of money, so they had to send somebody else out to actually do it properly. That's when they said that they don't always 'need' to go in, they can just make a guess based on when it was built and what similar sized properties have sold for in the area. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 18th Jul 2021 10:43am)
  • I've not ruined any fucking seagulls' sleep though. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 19th Jul 2021 8:11am)
  • And it's 'actually better' for your hair to not use shampoo, but some people just prefer things a certain way. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 19th Jul 2021 9:34am)
  • > Turned out it's baby must of been relatively close Must *have* been relatively close. Seeing loads of English people start doing this but I think this is the first (presumably) Scottish incident. Uh oh. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 19th Jul 2021 9:36am)
  • What shite? Being curious about adults forgetting what words mean? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 19th Jul 2021 9:53am)
  • lol k m8 by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 19th Jul 2021 10:05am)
  • You don't need a trade card to go in here: https://sasworkwear.co.uk/ Down at Tradeston. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 19th Jul 2021 7:49pm)
  • If it's locked in the close and some cunt wants it, they'll take the bannister too if they have to. Take it inside. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 19th Jul 2021 7:48pm)
  • How come you get yours collected so often? What are you doing differently? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 24th Jul 2021 9:28am)
  • If you're experienced at going on first dates you're probably not very good at first dates. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Jul 2021 12:30pm)
  • Citing a report from 2011? Much has changed in Govan in the last decade. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Jul 2021 2:19pm)
  • People live there, don't go walking into closes. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 27th Jul 2021 8:43am)
  • A massive improvement then. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 27th Jul 2021 8:42am)
  • Susan Aitken off to Oran Mor for a pint. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 28th Jul 2021 9:44pm)
  • Infinity plus one now. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Jul 2021 11:46am)
  • If G1 operate the pub, do not work in it. Check that first. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Jul 2021 5:09pm)
  • Is this your first time outside? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 1st Aug 2021 8:54am)
  • Celtic, the hipster choice for 2021. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 1st Aug 2021 8:52am)
  • Wouldn't normally post this, but since there's a post up about Rangers fans, it's fine. Shocking behaviour through in Edinburgh there. Green Brigade should be banned. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 1st Aug 2021 8:59am)
  • Played enough video games to presume he knows what the real world is like... by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 1st Aug 2021 8:59am)
  • > Huns/Unionists/Orange bastards can all get to fuck You know you're as big a part of the problem, right? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 1st Aug 2021 9:12am)
  • I'm not a Protestant and I don't support Rangers. I agree their fans behave terribly. But when there's Celtic supporters talking about 'Huns' and 'Orange Bastards' endlessly this problem is going nowhere. The amount of vitriolic sectarian spite I see coming from the Celtic end of this sub is staggering. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 1st Aug 2021 9:24am)
  • It shouldn't be, at all. But he's using it as one, because he thinks they should "get to fuck". Wanting a group of people to leave the country you live in isn't a good position to find yourself in, but getting angry about those people existing makes this all much worse. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 1st Aug 2021 9:55am)
  • > Singing about the IRA on public transport doesn't really seem appropriate So both sets of fans need banned from the underground? Or neither? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 1st Aug 2021 10:12am)
  • Ask @lostglasgow on Twitter. Saves you going into the Facebook cesspit. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 1st Aug 2021 10:22am)
  • Is that a typo? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 1st Aug 2021 10:58am)
  • Of course I don't, I think that's a great idea. That's why I asked. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 1st Aug 2021 10:57am)
  • Moving *away* from Europe, and *to* Scotland confuses me. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 1st Aug 2021 12:54pm)
  • No way, you'll need to go and see it for yourself. Some day. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 1st Aug 2021 12:53pm)
  • I'm working on moving away, believe me. 'Buddy'... by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 1st Aug 2021 1:49pm)
  • Exactly. And the thread i posted about that happening yesterday got deleted. I fully reckon it's either because all the indie bands 'support' Celtic. Like following Celtic (when your team hasn't been battered into you from day one by your parents) means you're somehow rooting for the underdog. Those poor Irish that came here with their good music and their Guinness, that'll be the team for me! Not like Rangers, which is basically English, and we're taught to hate the English. It's a no-brainer for anybody with no brain. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 1st Aug 2021 2:09pm)
  • The work I do just isn't here. It's mostly online, but all my meetings are in London now. The streets are filthy; it looks like Glasgow city centre is recovering from a war. The people are noisier and stupider than they've ever been. Everybody looks the same now. It's like Love Island hit Glasgow so much harder than anywhere else. Glasgow at night, post-lockdown, is what people assume Newcastle is like on a night out. Glasgow used to be great. A night out could take you all over the town and into so many great places. But they've all shut now, or streamilned their offering to sit with the rest of the homogonised centre. The southside is still alright, but I'd rather be visiting for the weekend than living here now. The bin collection going to three weeks (and 56 days for glass) makes me think the council here are quite happy for the place to be descending into the filthy squalid shithole that it is too. Drug deaths through the roof and education figures through the floor. It's a one-part country but that one party only have one policy, and they're letting everything else slip as they pursue it. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 1st Aug 2021 2:16pm)
  • Too much Sprite. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 1st Aug 2021 7:23pm)
  • Not really, it's because GlasgowLive is absolute shit. Even the other hyperlocal sites that Reach Media do are fine. Just the Glasgow version that reads like your mongo aunty's Facebook page. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 3rd Aug 2021 9:53am)
  • > Sorry if this is a really dumb question but what does it look like? (If it’s even visible) Typical for Glasgow Live. 'There's a bad thing, so avoid it' and then doesn't even show you it. Like how any time there's a story about a petition or some community movement and they don't even link the fucking thing. That'd actually HELP their SEO too, and they still don't do it. If anybody from GlasgowLive is reading this, fuck you. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 3rd Aug 2021 9:51am)
  • Literally piss on them, but not literally, because you haven't done it and you won't do it. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 3rd Aug 2021 12:53pm)
  • Pics or it didn't happen. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 3rd Aug 2021 12:51pm)
  • The story goes that at the beginning of the 21st century there was a hyperlocal 'news' website called Gl*sgowL*ve (typing its name is bad luck) that struggled so much for content that they'd send freelancers onto Reddit to steal their stories. Ghastly stuff. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Aug 2021 8:07am)
  • I think they use the demonic power of Google for that. I don't think they put cloven hooves to cobble at all. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Aug 2021 12:45pm)
  • I think everybody knows that that's a joke. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Aug 2021 2:01pm)
  • Oh yeah fair enough. I'm sure they'll run this one. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Aug 2021 3:57pm)
  • > i didn’t want to beat them by too much so I missed a few sitters on purpose Heard it. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 6th Aug 2021 12:20pm)
  • "Aren't people from [here] the funniest?!" No. Folk are the same everywhere. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 6th Aug 2021 8:50pm)
  • No idea why this got downvoted. It's about the only option left. Assuming I can't find a way to 'recycle and reuse' dirty nappies. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 7th Aug 2021 10:13am)
  • lol by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 7th Aug 2021 10:12am)
  • Wetherspoon. Crystal Palace rather than Sir Henry if you're at Central. Counting House if it's Queen Street. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 7th Aug 2021 3:08pm)
  • Oh yeah, right enough. Forgot that just about everybody here is a middle-class, Celtic 'supporting', SNP-voting pavement cyclist. Those people only drink in Mono, and get their messages in Waitrose, or Lidl if they want to be ironic. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 7th Aug 2021 7:03pm)
  • Good effort at stirring up a spot of sectarianism, but if I was picking a team it'd be Partick. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 8th Aug 2021 7:57am)
  • "I've got a Mogwai pun as a name so I can pretend to be working class AND into indie music!" Moved from the west end about fifteen years ago, it's not like it was some 'statement'. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 8th Aug 2021 7:56am)
  • Soon to be preceded by "The HILARIOUS moment this Glasgow man JUMPS into some WATER! Answer this quick survey to see the whole AMAZING video." by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 8th Aug 2021 8:28am)
  • Listen to you taking some shite from a random stranger seriously - everyday life must be a constant pain for you. Look at the state of that message. Calm down. Who gives a fuck? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 8th Aug 2021 10:00am)
  • I'm just back from a few hours in Coatbridge, and even that was enough to make me forget how utterly fucking disgusting Glasgow is. Still felt like a shock driving back through the city. It's the [Broken Windows Theory](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broken_windows_theory) isn't it? One bit gets left to suffer - or, say, bin collections get cut to every THREE fucking weeks - and the shit starts to pile up, so folk presume they may as well throw more shit on the pile. And the council don't care, that's very obvious. They'll get the votes for now regarldess. Said it before but I've always been immensely proud to live here, until probably around the start of this year, when things started to open up again and people started to clean up... Except they didn't. I want to move, and would take the hit of a smaller house in a nicer, cleaner, friendlier city than this. Somewhere like what Glasgow used to be like, so pretty much any other modern UK city with universities and music venues and art galleries. Just not this one. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 8th Aug 2021 5:12pm)
  • He's not wrong. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 8th Aug 2021 9:19pm)
  • Should say, I wasn't citing Coatbridge as an alternative idyll, more that you don't need to go far to see somewhere that looks superficially nicer than Glasgow. A couple of the streets around the big park have beautiful houses anyway. And the park was nice. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 8th Aug 2021 9:16pm)
  • At least they were doing something. I wonder if anything came from that video of those cunts fast asleep in their van. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Aug 2021 8:52am)
  • City centre's a free for all now. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Aug 2021 8:57am)
  • It's especially interesting because they haven't actually started cleaning up yet. It's like you've got an empty and your maw gets back tomorrow but you'll clean up tonight, definitely... by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Aug 2021 8:55am)
  • Visiting London is like travelling into the future. The transport infrastructure and the way people know how to use it is inspiring. Cycle paths absolutely everywhere and people using them, rather than thinking, "Great more space to walk/park/spit on!" by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Aug 2021 9:13am)
  • I feel that even as recently as six months ago this post would have had triple-digit downvotes. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Aug 2021 9:24am)
  • Mixed Up is the only one that matters. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Aug 2021 2:23pm)
  • Agreed. Vote for a party other than the SNP for starters. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Aug 2021 2:43pm)
  • Wait, you actually got through to them to complain?!? How?? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Aug 2021 2:40pm)
  • Deranged. Even for here. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Aug 2021 7:26pm)
  • Why don't you like raisins? The texture? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Aug 2021 9:55pm)
  • Two nights at the Barras... It's mad how many bands are coming back and playing bigger shows than they did at the time. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Aug 2021 6:56am)
  • Anyway you'll get tickets for face value on the night. The ones being offered for sale at stupid prices won't sell, and the touts aren't going to make any money on this one. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Aug 2021 7:48am)
  • No they won't. Saw them at the Plaza and that was plenty for me. I can only imagine that bands like this playing bigger shows than they did in their lifetime is because younger people think they're getting the opportunity to see something cool, to see a bit of history. Obviously Shed 7 were pretty second-rate at the time but people who just missed them first time round won't know that. I'm looking forward to Northern Uproar at the Hydro though. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Aug 2021 7:46am)
  • He was pointing out a relevant fact. It happened in Glasgow because it happened in Malmo. You're the one getting emotional. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Aug 2021 9:23am)
  • Can't see it stopping unless there are police patrols outside the hotels. Which I doubt will happen. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Aug 2021 9:22am)
  • Well the Malmo fans did it last week, Celtic fans did it when Preston were staying in the Millennium Hotel, and now this. So that's three. Unless you're going to say the Celtic one doesn't count - which you might because you're posting on this sub. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Aug 2021 10:44am)
  • I hope you're a professional cleaner. This city needs them. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Aug 2021 10:45am)
  • Flats for amateurs go up on the second Friday of the month, but I think for you guys it's the first Saturday. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Aug 2021 12:09pm)
  • Eh? That doesn't even make sense. I was literally adding to your point... You're weird and probably awkward in a social situation. Leave me alone. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Aug 2021 12:08pm)
  • They're the team to pretend to support for all the people who are too cool to pretend to support Celtic. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Aug 2021 1:11pm)
  • Did Sid die for that? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th Aug 2021 8:14am)
  • > neds (chavs) who love their dance/rave music You're a fucking idiot. How old are you - seriously? The type of people you call 'Neds' (who barely even exist) listen to fucking Gerry Cinnamon and all that shit. It's guitars all the way for these pricks, probably because their parents were into Oasis when they were little kids. Electronic music in Glasgow is the least 'ned' thing in the town. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th Aug 2021 8:11am)
  • Another person looking for help finding curious rundown places, places relegated to memory with just the ghosts of their past inside, left to rot, for nature herself to reclaim them? Try Union Street, Gordon Street, Argyle Street and the town end of Sauchiehall Street for starters. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th Aug 2021 9:12am)
  • Warning: People on here will think you're a ned. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 15th Aug 2021 11:33am)
  • Mate if she wanted to keep in touch she'd have given you her number or her Instagram. Just have a wank and try to forget about it. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 15th Aug 2021 3:59pm)
  • I shagged a girl in the girls toilets at Bloc years ago (entirely her suggestion and I didn't even realise she was suggesting it at first because it's pretty unusual behaviour, obviously) and the next day I was all over MySpace seeing if she happened to be friends with any of my friends or anything, just trying to find her. Eventually I kind of accepted that maybe that was a normal night out for her, if not for me. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 15th Aug 2021 4:22pm)
  • It's true! I tried this and can confirm my phone still wo by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 15th Aug 2021 7:43pm)
  • Might even be the same bird. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 15th Aug 2021 7:45pm)
  • It's a little bit iffy at times. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 15th Aug 2021 9:05pm)
  • Well the eviction ban is over, so there'll be more flats available soon. Just try not to think about the previous tenant being homeless, right?! Absolute fucking shambles. https://www.scottishhousingnews.com/article/government-urged-to-help-tenants-in-arrears-avoid-eviction by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 16th Aug 2021 11:53am)
  • West End isn't worth it anymore though. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Aug 2021 8:44am)
  • I honestly believe people see something they don't like (whether it's true or not) and downvote it. Then the same people see it getting upvoted, and go in and change their mind with an upvote. The way thinks plummet then soar is ridiculous. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Aug 2021 8:43am)
  • > 10% over HR seems to the norm in south side at moment. I feel your pain. Me and my partner are currently in house hunting hell at moment… It might help you to know that 10% over HR in the southside is miles off. 25-30% more like. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Aug 2021 8:46am)
  • What's everybody doing for lunch? I'll probably go for a walk and have some crisps. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Aug 2021 10:48am)
  • This has only got one vote so I don't know if I agree or not. Mind if I come back later, so I can upvote and give an award, or downvote and type some abuse, depending on what the appropriate response has been deemed to be? Can't really commit right now I'm afraid. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Aug 2021 10:47am)
  • Yeah I could get used to that. No problems there from me. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Aug 2021 11:59am)
  • I'll be here. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Aug 2021 11:59am)
  • I've had a lunch there before! I'd probably go to the Old Smiddy now, since it'll be open again. Great cemetery that one though. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Aug 2021 11:59am)
  • Thinking about Walkers Baked (cheese and onion) but I might need more than that if I don't have a snack in the meantime. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Aug 2021 11:58am)
  • That is a classic. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Aug 2021 12:24pm)
  • Cool cool. Appreciate the info. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Aug 2021 1:15pm)
  • Dip some bread into a Pot Noodle and you're basically French. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Aug 2021 3:49pm)
  • Nah man, don't really care about dinners. Too broad a field. Lunch is the neater meal. Cheers though. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Aug 2021 5:47pm)
  • Cunts on here thinking it'd be Susan Aitken round there with a Zippo. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Aug 2021 8:12pm)
  • Guy in a room by himself and he still manages to be racist within 50 seconds. Classic. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Aug 2021 11:00am)
  • Maybe they just don't like you? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Aug 2021 4:50pm)
  • Same as with anybody else who asks this, it's not you, it's the market. Not having a job is going to exclude you from a lot of rents, with good reason. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th Aug 2021 8:17am)
  • Can't spell "for" but can spell "quieter". by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th Aug 2021 8:25am)
  • Using a teenage Americanism like "shit's actually safer" in amongst this fucking gibberish makes you look even more like an utter cunt. At least be consistent. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th Aug 2021 10:03am)
  • School league tables an absolute embarrassment. Same day as the deficit news, and not a peep over on /r/Scotland. They need to rebrand that Sub to something Indy-sounding, and stop deleting anything that doesn't say Scotland's absolutely magic. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th Aug 2021 12:07pm)
  • 24 hour Greggs. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th Aug 2021 1:08pm)
  • These Invisalign posts are starting to seem a bit fishy. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Aug 2021 8:38am)
  • If you don't have jobs you'll be at the bottom of a very long list of people who want flats. Have a look around /r/glasgow for many, many examples of very similar questions... by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Aug 2021 5:03pm)
  • Lismore. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Aug 2021 9:15pm)
  • This place does Art Glass, and they're very good: https://pictureframerglasgow.com/ by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st Aug 2021 8:04am)
  • Curious to know what private firms have started taking bookings for 3am in the centre of town. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st Aug 2021 8:07am)
  • Getting home from a night out hasn't changed for millions of years, and nor will it. Absolutely standard experience there. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st Aug 2021 8:06am)
  • Hampden never took bookings for late nights, I know that much. Used to order from the hotel on Cambridge Street, but I don't think that's worked for years either. Walking south along Eglinton Street to get one coming back into town can work, but they usually put their lights off when they're still pretty far from the rank so you've got a bit of a walk there. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st Aug 2021 8:19am)
  • > I'm just here to say if anyone suggests sharmanka kinetic theatre please ignore them. I see it suggested all the time in these type of threads and please please please ignore. Why? What are you on about? It's great. No wonder people always suggest it. Does you ex work there or something? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st Aug 2021 9:47am)
  • More that it'd help OP if you explained why you don't like it. And you still haven't. Might be worth pointing out what you don't like about it since you're in a tiny minority of people who don't enjoy it. Prick. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st Aug 2021 11:41am)
  • Lots of short fares are better because they're not coming back up the road empty at peak time. Can't think why he'd be annoyed at Shawlands, but kidnapping your mate for no reason makes this sound even less believable. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st Aug 2021 11:45am)
  • "alot", really? You sound like you think you're above it all and I bet you do a job you hate and have no friends. Although I do believe the only thing you've shagged has been non-human. OP, ignore this person, and check this out: https://www.sharmanka.com/Home/Welcome.html If that doesn't keep you amused for 45 minutes you've got problems. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st Aug 2021 11:53am)
  • Only because you dismissed it so harshly, with no explanation. That's why the internet is such a fucking mess nowadays. Even saying that you weren't interested in it is no help to OP when all we know about you is that you're into Love Island. Chances are, OP's people might really enjoy the show, like many thousands of other people have. I've only been once but I thought it was great and would gladly take visitors there. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st Aug 2021 12:02pm)
  • All the people who do the actual work are about to go on strike anyway, so it's about to get even worse. Somehow. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st Aug 2021 12:04pm)
  • Yep. Some weird definitions of what a rough pub is here. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 8:24am)
  • How is the Star Bar a worst/roughest/run-down pub?! It's an absolute standard basic pub by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 8:22am)
  • Some strange suggestions for the worst/roughest pub in Glasgow in that thread. Reads more like 'some pubs in the city centre that you're scared of'. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 8:27am)
  • 4.5 hours into Euston. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 8:31am)
  • The Hidden Gardens is a patch of grass and some planters. It's a function room, but outside, and if you don't have a toddler with you there's absolutely no reason to go there. The actual Tramway is a much better idea. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 8:30am)
  • The cheap lunch was so bus drivers could get something quick on their break, when the depot was there. Now it seems to have turned into some massive joke for middle class students, when it's a completely ordinary pub. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 9:14am)
  • Tam McGraw's boozer, and about the only shop that's been mentioned that actually belongs on the list. Although yeah, it got torched. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 9:23am)
  • The Peel! There's one that should be here. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 9:29am)
  • What was rough about the Hampden? Used to drink in there and in Neesons all the time, never felt rough. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 9:28am)
  • Nah, on the right hand side of the strip club, same block. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 9:26am)
  • > We quickly left there and headed through to Edinburgh. Good, shitebag. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 9:25am)
  • Glaswegian or the Sou' Wester. They wouldn't have touched you, those pubs suddenly had heaps of oblivious students piling in when the Academy opened. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 9:25am)
  • Doing the right thing is going to cost you now. GCC sell the recycling on anyway, to recyclers or to other councils who dump it themselves. Councils are expected to help each other out so all our waste gets passed around a bit before it gets dumped in landfill. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 9:38am)
  • Springpark used to do karaoke on Sundays mornings when I was going there. Probably still does. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 10:03am)
  • Even as recently as ten years ago things were wild, but thinking back to when you could smoke in pubs is a different thing altogether. Obviously nice places were still nice, but I miss when fights used to be one-on-one rather than ten identically dressed wee fannies having a slap-fight with ten other identically dressed wee fannies. And I miss being offered drugs and meat for sale in the pub. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 10:19am)
  • Because there would have been the remotest suggestion of that happened before now. Yours is one of the craziest viewpoints I've seen regarding this massive issue right now... You reckon they're letting everything go completely to shit so they can start from scratch again and everything will be amazing? Like it's going to be a lovely surprise for us all, and all the rats will wear wee party hats and dance around to a chorus of screaming seagulls to celebrate? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 10:29am)
  • It's cool, council budgets and services are being cut but there's money "ring-fenced for independence". SNP don't need to share their financials anyway, you must know that. It's none of our business. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 10:27am)
  • I don't mean that they're writing cheques for independence TV ads or anything, more that they can be selective about what they spend the money on to create the narrative that there are x,y and z problems that only independence can save us from. Except it's got completely out of hand and literally nothing is going well just now. From drugs to schools and houses to booze, everything is worse now than I think I've ever seen it. And I'm old, and actually loved living here for decades. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 10:37am)
  • That place is something different every time I look at it. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 11:00am)
  • Yeah I don't think that's shut. You thinking of Joanna Dee's? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 11:38am)
  • There aren't really that many left so it'd have to be 'all-time', rather than ones students can go and gawp at nowadays. And anyway, any pub is fine if you're not a dick. Can only speak about places I've been too, so The Goose when it was originally called The Goose, The Quarter Gill on Oswald/Midland Street before it changed and Kerry's up the Gallowgate (changed to Brendan's then shut down) spring to mind. Depends if we can include Clydebank/Faifley. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 1:08pm)
  • Talking absolute shite. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 4:04pm)
  • Are you new around these parts? Absolutely loads of this, all these wee student fannies in the big city wanting to pretend to live like common people for a day. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 4:07pm)
  • Everybody's half asleep in the Saracen. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 4:06pm)
  • > Behind the bar they were selling skuddies which were really just photos of someone in their bikini on holiday You sure that wasn't just the peanuts and scampi fries? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 4:06pm)
  • Guy I know got barred from the Bay Horse for fighting one morning, and if it was you who barred him, nice one. Cunt had to walk all the way to the Tolbooth from then on. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 4:13pm)
  • > when we are discovered to be outsiders Mate you're a fanny. That's the most snobby thing I've ever seen on here. You're going to go into a pub, and they'll serve you a drink, and you'll take up somebody's seat so you and your wee pals can sit there sniggering, looking down your nose at the locals? I'd love it if you got a hiding but you're more likely just to be bored because "rough" pubs aren't like you imagine. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 4:10pm)
  • Ah, the classic "It was a *joke*". OK. Enjoy your wee class safari, you stuck up prick. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 4:16pm)
  • I'm sure you would have if you'd met him. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 6:56pm)
  • Yeah. I only know Cleddan's but I'd want the boundary extended to include it. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 8:22am)
  • Hoping to see the news that a group of giggling students got battered in some pub for taking photos and giggling about how "rough" it is. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 8:26am)
  • "OMG look at that one! He looks like daddy's gardener! Hahahaha! Quick, get a picture and let's go!" by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 8:25am)
  • It's bleak and there's nothing to do. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 8:45am)
  • Except the good bits are nowhere near as good as the good bits of Glasgow, and the bad bits are much more obvious. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 9:01am)
  • Well deserved I'm sure, and I bet the knew each other anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 1:46pm)
  • Dad was also MN and I've got some miserable memories of meeting him off ships up there. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 5:28pm)
  • > don't think I could get them over my head! You could just let the head peep out of the hole. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 5:27pm)
  • In somebody's back garden in Dalmarnock. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 24th Aug 2021 7:48am)
  • People in El Salvador and Libya have longer life expectancies than people in Greenock. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 24th Aug 2021 8:35am)
  • Holy fuck mods, can't this topic be stickied, or side-barred?! by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 24th Aug 2021 10:24am)
  • Very serious question: Have you been to the City Centre or Merchant City post-lockdown? It's hard to believe any adult would want to live there. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 24th Aug 2021 10:25am)
  • Nah that used t be called the RSAMD. Never heard of the RMCA. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 24th Aug 2021 10:33am)
  • I guess if people are genuinely confused about the prices just now, they probably think they're the only one trying to buy... by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 24th Aug 2021 10:32am)
  • You only had to Google 'Glasgow traffic lights' to get the answer. Google's great. https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/19532892.chaos-glasgows-rush-hour-traffic-lights-not-functioning/ by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 24th Aug 2021 11:04am)
  • "That's enough Reddit for me today!" (Closes laptop, pulls out phone, immediately opens Reddit) by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 24th Aug 2021 11:42am)
  • [A flat in Govanhill](https://www.airbnb.co.uk/rooms/48296400?adults=2&check_in=2021-11-01&check_out=2021-11-05&translate_ugc=false&federated_search_id=1dc3e428-09bd-4936-8ddb-586a4b8a2d8f&source_impression_id=p3_1629805530_e6OmO2smX%2BHhDH83&guests=1) for £500 a night duruing COP26. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 24th Aug 2021 12:48pm)
  • Southside is 20-25%. I sold a flat in Mount Florida earlier this year and it went for 30% over and was only up for five days. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 24th Aug 2021 2:34pm)
  • Chuck it in the street and report fly-tipping. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 24th Aug 2021 2:59pm)
  • A bargain for Govanhill? Free room and £20 cash for staying? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 24th Aug 2021 7:08pm)
  • They've posted pictures of a work party and there's about five people there. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 24th Aug 2021 8:17pm)
  • No they haven't. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Aug 2021 8:32am)
  • Those things looked like a military field hospital and they took up a massive amount of space that isn't even theirs. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Aug 2021 9:11am)
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kc_Jq42Og7Q by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Aug 2021 9:35am)
  • Professional here, can confirm. Mate's brother is a proffessional though... ALWAYS twiddling his pen. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Aug 2021 10:10am)
  • You flew to Glasgow from Birmingham?! by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Aug 2021 11:23am)
  • Are you sure you'd want to live in the city centre? It's a filthy shithole these days, with very little going on. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Aug 2021 11:21am)
  • It's still there and still says 'Proffessional'. Guessing you're looking at the caption rather than the post. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Aug 2021 11:20am)
  • West end for you then. There's not a lot going on in the centre of town these days. And it's still there if you need it, just that you won't be inhaling piss fumes everyday. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Aug 2021 11:54am)
  • There's a crack team of undercovers up from Birmingham to smash Glasgow's weed supply networks. The helicopters are just backup for when it kicks off. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Aug 2021 12:25pm)
  • Somebody from Birmingham posted that they were in Glasgow and they wanted some weed and it was very suspicious and everybody had a good laugh. It's since been deleted. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Aug 2021 1:28pm)
  • Is this slang? Are you looking for weed? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Aug 2021 1:27pm)
  • Wooshed. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Aug 2021 1:26pm)
  • Only joking. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Aug 2021 1:32pm)
  • Early 2000s, fucking hell. Yeah. Franz rehearsed there and put on parties sometimes. That was a pretty good time for music here, in hindsight. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Aug 2021 10:33am)
  • Nobody goes to art school to get a job out of it, what difference does it make? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Aug 2021 11:24am)
  • > Not at all surprising that the numbers are going up now. ...you were there too, adding to the crowd. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Aug 2021 11:23am)
  • Vague memories of their being a door on Eglinton Street. Definitely a lot of stairs, everything happened up at the top. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Aug 2021 11:21am)
  • Mate GSA went to shit years ago when they started accepting anybody whose parents could pay the full fees up front. Muriel Grey can't even get it burned down properly ffs. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Aug 2021 1:31pm)
  • It's not filled with them, but their presence there certainly stops a lot of talented people getting in. I don't really give a fuck about it; the degree shows used to be great and now they're not, nobody interesting has come out of there for years and a degree from GSA now is not the same as a degree from GSA fifteen years ago. As I say, nothing to do with me but I know somebody who works there and I've basically had this drummed into me for years now. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Aug 2021 2:29pm)
  • > I think the reputation and teaching quality is what could be blocking people from getting in because it's putting them off. You think the good people don't apply there anymore because it's too hard to get into? The reputation has been falling to pieces over the last decade because it's actually too good? Even though anybody who can pay upfront is welcome? Surely not. Not sure that a career in teaching, or going back to freelancing, is what people sign up (and pay) to be able to do, but maybe students' aspirations have been lowered in line with the value of the degree. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Aug 2021 3:38pm)
  • Problem is with the social, who put people in flats like this. £500 a month for Easterhouse though. Fuck's sake. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Aug 2021 3:40pm)
  • > Probable picture of it: https://twitter.com/nee_massey/status/1373948632932700166 That's it. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Aug 2021 4:40pm)
  • > The reputation that it's full of people with money also makes it sound inaccessible. It's a fact that these people have made up the majority of students there for a long time now, hence its massively diminished reputation. Usually international students too, which obviously helps Glasgow's 'luxury student accommodation' economy. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Aug 2021 5:03pm)
  • Ask if the previous occupant is up to date with their tick. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Aug 2021 7:23pm)
  • That cunt wanting to go on a wee class safari of pubs could live in it. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Aug 2021 7:26pm)
  • Slay seemed to exist only conceptually for a long time, with things being booked there but 'there' being a rotating selection of venues. Looks like they've got a proper site now though. Strange one, that. There's a lot of the Love Island thing around here, so hopefully somebody who's been out more recently than me can advise. Hope you have a nice time. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Aug 2021 9:10am)
  • I slightly miss lockdown too. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Aug 2021 11:56am)
  • Don't get off at Pollokshields West for Strathbungo, get off at Queens Park. Victoria Road on one side and Kilmarnock Road on the other. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Aug 2021 12:00pm)
  • Quality thread for seeing at a glance who's a complete fucking idiot who gets their news and their facts from YouTube and Facebook. Nazi references too, what a bonus. Just like any other group of unhinged internet idiots. Always the Nazis. Godwin's Law, that is. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Aug 2021 1:20pm)
  • What you all about, looking at a deleted thread from a month ago? You going through my post history? Weirdo. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Aug 2021 4:53pm)
  • The sort of shit you expect on American Facebook, not Glasgow Reddit. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 28th Aug 2021 10:15am)
  • That's the West End for you. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 28th Aug 2021 10:23am)
  • > Cunts saying stuff like bruvva. Yep, people in other countries speak differently. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 28th Aug 2021 10:56am)
  • Same with the Western Isles. Mad Brexit campaigners up there too. Source: Up there a lot. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 28th Aug 2021 11:01am)
  • Scotia on Stockwell Street or Lismore in Partick. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 28th Aug 2021 9:44pm)
  • What independence "war"? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th Aug 2021 6:59am)
  • Can my cat also get a meal there? (They're vegan.) by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th Aug 2021 8:11am)
  • Guessing you're downvoted for Bierhaus and The Arc. If those are your kind of places, you can just go anywhere. They're really ordinary boozers so anywhere in between will do you fine. It's not like you're looking for traditional music in a vegan restaurant with a riverside view that allows dogs and sells cocktails or something. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th Aug 2021 9:02am)
  • > Glasgow Marketing Council As they were probably called in the 1950s. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th Aug 2021 9:44am)
  • If it's a Scotland game, normal rules won't apply. Just go to the one with the most supporters outside, or the one you can hear first when you get off the train. It's pointless trying to make plans on a day like that anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th Aug 2021 9:41am)
  • > as i recall you can get there in 5-6 hours Username checks out. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th Aug 2021 4:41pm)
  • Sounds magic. Nice one. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th Aug 2021 8:24pm)
  • Always 4.5 for me, each way. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th Aug 2021 8:23pm)
  • Found Craig Charles. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th Aug 2021 9:34pm)
  • NOT swing? That's a shame, there was a thread the other day that would have helped there. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th Aug 2021 10:42am)
  • It'll be fine though, it's not like there's TRNSMT, the Riverside Festival, unis going back, more football, Playground festival and Mardi Gla coming up or anything. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th Aug 2021 12:14pm)
  • Playground definitely doesn't. It's all on trust... by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 31st Aug 2021 1:25pm)
  • Nope. They've lost enough money on it already. You'll get chucked out if they catch you with it, but you don't need to prove you don't have it at all. 25. Upon attending an Event, you accept all risks associated with Covid-19 and other infectious diseases. To help us to reduce the spread of COVID 19 You will also be expected to: a. follow all government guidance aimed at preventing the transmission of the virus (details of which can be accessed via the following links and are continuously updated https://www.gov.uk/coronavirus and https://www.gov.scot/coronavirus-covid-19/ for Events taking place in Scotland); and b. comply with all directions and instructions provided by the Organiser, Promoter, its Event staff and security stewards members. 26. You must not attend the Event if you believe that you may have been infected by Covid-19. 27. Failure to comply with these measures shall entitle the Organiser to eject you from the Event. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 31st Aug 2021 4:03pm)
  • WMD 2020 by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 31st Aug 2021 4:11pm)
  • Guy with a bell on his bike wanting to fight? Should have battered him. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 1st Sep 2021 7:30am)
  • What now? This is a bit meaningless without a link. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 1st Sep 2021 7:29am)
  • Not *that* funny when you read it back though. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 1st Sep 2021 7:54am)
  • Yep. Plenty of anti-vaxxers on here who'd be happy to go to his places now. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 1st Sep 2021 7:54am)
  • Found the virgin. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 1st Sep 2021 7:53am)
  • These are both from a while ago, I doubt this is what OP's talking about. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 1st Sep 2021 7:52am)
  • No idea mate, first time anybody's mentioned it. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 1st Sep 2021 12:35pm)
  • > In the university district in the West End, crime is virtually non-existent, except the odd bicycle theft. It's worth pointing out that this is demonstrably not true. The point about our kebab shops being better than London must be a joke though, surely? Absolute nonsense. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 9:34am)
  • > Kurdish Street Food That is the single example I could think of too. I think you must have had quite bad luck in London food-wise, since you haven't even mentioned the African or South American food cultures. If you just want pizza made to Italian recipes, then there are obviously popular/trendy options for that here, but overall the selection, and affordability, or incredible food all across London puts Glasgow to shame, and now I'm picturing a group of Glaswegians wandering around trying to find something exactly like Paesano and walking past all the shops and stalls selling the good stuff. You could spend a week in Brixton and not have a meal from the same country twice. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 11:04am)
  • A full city compared to one postcode. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 11:21am)
  • Could use the coffee cups and Greggs wrappers to fill the holes in the roads. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 11:28am)
  • How do you know he was taking it home to empty? Could have been taking it home to package up and sell to some vomit-fetishist. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 11:30am)
  • OK, fair. If there's something you like, you can probably find somewhere in Glasgow that does it, even if it's at hipster prices. In London, you've got a choice of where to go for that thing you like. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 11:40am)
  • Easier to just remove the bins. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 2:15pm)
  • This will be on GlasgowLive in 5... 4... 3... 2... by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Sep 2021 9:52am)
  • Was the girl you? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Sep 2021 9:55am)
  • Your damn right they wouldn't! Poofs are more than welcome there now. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Sep 2021 9:54am)
  • I got barred from the Garage for selling drugs, when I was doing no such thing. Quite the opposite, in fact. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Sep 2021 12:25pm)
  • > Asda is probably your best bet Asda is your worst bet, they aren't having it anymore. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Sep 2021 12:48pm)
  • Park up on Kings Park Avenue, walk down, take a right, there's Hampden. And extra five minutes' walk is nothing when it's crowded and it'll save you a fine and/or being towed if you try to be sneaky and park too close. Traffic wardens are ruthless on event days. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Sep 2021 12:48pm)
  • Event parking is prohibited and they've got patrols in the carpark. Used to only matter when it was league football or a concert, but now they're there for international games too. Somebody said they had an ANPR camera, but I don't know. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Sep 2021 1:07pm)
  • They're not "legally dubious", the carpark is private property and it says - on the signs you didn't see - that it's for customers only, and not event parking. People haven't parked there for events for years. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Sep 2021 1:19pm)
  • Report back after tonight then. OP can just as easily park on Kings Park Avenue and be guaranteed to not have a fine, or a threat of court action. He'll also be able to actually get moving and get back on the road to wherever it is straight away, rather than queuing to leave a supermarket carpark for an hour, assuming it IS much busier. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Sep 2021 2:49pm)
  • I'm pretty sure it stops at Third Avenue. No chance it's permits all the way to fucking Rutherglen. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Sep 2021 3:07pm)
  • At the Carmunnock Road end, yes. Plenty of Kings Park Avenue for everybody. I'd be stunned if a different council were issuing permits for the other end. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Sep 2021 7:08pm)
  • Seems to be permit at one end but keep going up it and you'll find somewhere. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Sep 2021 7:07pm)
  • > Every year we give the local bams shit for setting off fireworks in built up areas. And here’s local business owners doing it. Business owners can be bams too. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 4th Sep 2021 9:07am)
  • Not me. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 4th Sep 2021 1:04pm)
  • People are trying to sell the tickets because they don't want to go, but OK. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 4th Sep 2021 4:44pm)
  • Glasgow isn't really a 'tennis in the pubs' sort of place. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 5th Sep 2021 8:15am)
  • That Janey Godley Covid ad is torturously patronising. Plenty of people on Twitter mentioning how she loves using the word "spazzy" and now she's doing an NHS ad too. Fuck off Janey Godley. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 5th Sep 2021 8:30am)
  • Bring a brush. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 5th Sep 2021 9:15am)
  • > I've heard any reply will put you on a "hooked fish" list, where it's deemed by the pursuant to be worth their while chasing you. I got a letter about having parked in PC World at Finnieston (I'd been in PC World getting paper and ink), and how I owed them whatever-it-was, and I phoned up and called the guy I spoke to a wank and didn't hear back after that. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 5th Sep 2021 10:47am)
  • Absolutely right she does. And she'd rather block a person than reply to them. I know this as one of seemingly hundreds of people she's blocked. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 5th Sep 2021 2:49pm)
  • I think Frankie Boyle is actually a bit posh anyway, and he was putting on his bammy nasal voice to sound more interesting. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 5th Sep 2021 4:39pm)
  • Also he called his kid Thor. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 5th Sep 2021 7:08pm)
  • Where in Merchant City doesn't stink of piss and spilled booze? Where in Merchant City doesn't have junkies wandering around? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Sep 2021 9:55am)
  • AZ is the first one, Pfizer it's the second one. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Sep 2021 12:13pm)
  • Janey Godley. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Sep 2021 9:53pm)
  • She's blocked me too, presumably for saying I didn't think she was funny. That was years ago. She's clearly sitting there searching for herself, and her Twitter bio, as I recall - which most comics use to be funny, or self-depreciating - has something like 'Award winning author' or some pish in it. She's so desperate to be famous she's fucking up the basics, the basic things that anybody who isn't a total cunt, would think about. She's know for ONE gag, the 'Trump is a cunt' sign, and it's even her Twitter banner photo. So she knows she's dining out (at Blue Lagoon) on that one. Nice for anybody who's only heard of her via that shockingly awful ad she's just done to find. I really hope she reads Reddit. Can't block strangers there, you unfunny, patronising arsehole. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Sep 2021 8:32am)
  • One time in the Doublet I was talking to my mates about how unfunny Janey Godley is and this girl comes up and goes, "I'm actually sitting with Janey Godley's daughter..." and points at some lassie sitting there looking smug *as fuck*, just looking at me like she's... Well, 'somebody'. I remember just saying, "Err... OK?" and carrying on. It's like they were so deluded about her mum that they expected me to be all, "Oh my god, I'm sorry, I didn't realise" or something. The daughter can fuck off too. Imagine trying to make a living out of being the daughter of the least-liked 'personality' (what does she actually do?) in Scotland. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Sep 2021 8:35am)
  • Express trains don't have opening windows. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Sep 2021 10:01am)
  • Honestly mate, you'd LOVE this website called 'Google'. [The Street.](https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b03vhgdz#:~:text=The%20Street%20follows%20a%20year,psychics%2C%20the%20street%20never%20sleeps.) by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Sep 2021 11:56am)
  • > Once we got a guitar professionally valued at £10k. What did you offer the person? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Sep 2021 12:16pm)
  • Wow. So for the sake of £200, he could have lost his £10k guitar? Assuming somebody with £7500 wanted it? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Sep 2021 12:31pm)
  • Ah! I never knew that. Thank you. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Sep 2021 12:49pm)
  • So the stuff that's out for sale is probably a tiny part of all the 'stuff' that's there? If the thing goes out for sale, do the people ever come in and buy it back even if they've failed to repay the loan? Sorry, I know it's not an AMA... by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Sep 2021 1:02pm)
  • Interesting, thank you. Always felt like I'd be being a dick by buying somebody's stuff out of there, but they'll have had their chance. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Sep 2021 1:51pm)
  • Hi Janey. You're an arsehole. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Sep 2021 4:49pm)
  • > If you can critique her why can't she critique you? That would be much better. But she's not smart, funny or interesting enough to do that, and she knows it. So she blocks people instead. Any other (actual) comic would use it as an opportunity, but not this shitcunt hag. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Sep 2021 4:51pm)
  • She did mention that, right enough. No cunt who ever drank in it seems to remember, but there we go. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Sep 2021 5:04pm)
  • Guaranteed you know her in some capacity. Tell her Johnny from the internet thinks she's an unfunny arsehole, and that he believes the endless stories proving that as a fact. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Sep 2021 5:01pm)
  • > but there is comedy beyond being cunts to one another on the internet. That might not be her thing. Mate... Her only joke, the only reason why anybody's even heard of her, was her holding a sign calling somebody a cunt. That's her thing. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Sep 2021 5:00pm)
  • Its you that's poking away at me here, why don't you fuck off and just ignore what you don't like? Weirdo. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Sep 2021 5:08pm)
  • Has Janey Godley asked her family to come on here and defend her? Sudden explosion of arsehole-sympathisers here, with strangely similar posts... "She's not responsible for the actions of others" and "She is not responsible for the actions of her fans" from two different accounts? Really? HI JANEY. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Sep 2021 5:07pm)
  • > I never even heard about that. It's her Twitter banner. She held up a sign that said 'Trump is a Cunt' at Turnberry, and everybody had a good laugh. Then it turned out to be a one-off because she wasn't even remotely funny. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Sep 2021 5:10pm)
  • Patrickhill is a funny name for a cat but I like it. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Sep 2021 9:31pm)
  • Whacked Michelle McManus with my guitar one night in Shawlands. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Sep 2021 10:05am)
  • Well you're fucked if you want to get even slightly drunk on lager. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Sep 2021 11:54am)
  • Used to buy two half bottles of Buckfast, to go in my army trouser pockets, and once had that fact pointed out to me too. Don't think I was turning anybody on though, sadly. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Sep 2021 1:43pm)
  • Native here. Fuck knows. I can only imagine it's so that people outside Scotland think we've got a puuuuuure magic sense of humour. She's cosplaying as somebody funny, and almost everything is in place, but she's a famously objectionable, painfully unfunny, dickhead. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Sep 2021 4:56pm)
  • Is your mum too young for Elaine C. Smith? Janey Godley is like a racist Elaine C. Smith. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Sep 2021 5:09pm)
  • James Corden is famous though. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Sep 2021 5:08pm)
  • Her Twitter account has supposedly been suspended but I don't know anybody she hasn't blocked so fucked knows. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Sep 2021 7:09pm)
  • Half what Janey Godley is. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Sep 2021 7:08pm)
  • You have gangs, we have young teams. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 10th Sep 2021 12:01pm)
  • It'd be irresponsible not to take your own bevvy in to TRNSMT. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 10th Sep 2021 6:30pm)
  • > that old Irish guy that went to buy chips and got kicked to death Had no idea about this. Link? As you say, not exactly widely reported. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 10th Sep 2021 6:42pm)
  • They should leave it alone. Shite threads drop off the page anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 10th Sep 2021 8:09pm)
  • Man, what the fuck?! by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 10th Sep 2021 8:10pm)
  • Yeah, I didn't mean this one. I mean that mods don't need to decide which threads live and which ones die, because the replies dictate that anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 11th Sep 2021 7:12am)
  • Guessing the mods are Janey Godley fans. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 11th Sep 2021 11:34am)
  • > I feel like a line of coke is just as socially acceptable to a lot of people as a pint in this day and age. Definitely. Wee Guys probably grew up with coke and pints being interchangeable. Still doesn't stop them taking gear in the pub though. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 11th Sep 2021 11:51am)
  • Good. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 11th Sep 2021 12:52pm)
  • Can hear this shite from Mount Florida. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 11th Sep 2021 10:39pm)
  • Maybe he bought a fake Carrera (the budget bam MTB of choice)? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Sep 2021 8:44am)
  • Always. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Sep 2021 8:45am)
  • But you're an addict. You're addicted to talking shite on Reddit. Judging by your post history you don't have a very happy, or functioning, life. I hope this is just a phase for you, and when you reach your teens you'll have a change of mind. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Sep 2021 9:30am)
  • Fuck up. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Sep 2021 10:08am)
  • Cool selfies bro. Absolute state of you, you stupid wee bam. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Sep 2021 10:20am)
  • Needs stickied. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Sep 2021 11:32am)
  • Can't imagine this beautiful building lasting much longer so I took a photo of it with my phone. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Sep 2021 9:15am)
  • > There's been a few scoffing comments on here about how it's all hyperbole and it's not that bad etc Only from the council. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Sep 2021 9:59am)
  • Are you CID? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Sep 2021 10:36am)
  • Anybody seen the state of the Art Deco building on Salkeld Street? It's one of the most beautiful buildings in Glasgow and it looks like it's being set up for a demolishing. I started a thread about it but the thread got deleted because that's what it's like here now. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Sep 2021 10:39am)
  • I wish it still looked like that. Maybe it's only allowed to be discussed once. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Sep 2021 10:46am)
  • It's an absolute state now. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Sep 2021 10:57am)
  • Why has a thread with advice on job hunting been removed, holy fuck. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Sep 2021 11:42am)
  • Windows are all quite broken looking now, as my deleted photo showed. Skip outside it now though, so not sure if they're gutting the inside? That big building a few hundred yards towards town getting flattened totally changes that whole area. Can't imagine that being there for COP26 delegates that might happen to come by train to see. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Sep 2021 11:42am)
  • There was a thread of information on how to get a job that's just been removed too... Honestly man, I didn't come here enough to understand the "fuck the mods" posts, but since the Janey Godley defending it's been really noticeable. I totally the get the insecure basement-dweller 'sense of power' thing now. Anyway, I'm off to read several threads about what that loud music was. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Sep 2021 11:53am)
  • > lined with empty nos canisters Not an exaggeration. Must be happening every night down there. The shit that the business down there leave lying around is a total mess too. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Sep 2021 1:08pm)
  • Backpack over one shoulder. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Sep 2021 2:27pm)
  • Yeah, of course. Somebody posted a link to a page that shows all the deleted threads, and it was ridiculous. SO much decent looking stuff removed, while loads of threads about the same things always exist anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Sep 2021 2:57pm)
  • Do they have knives? Or is that just an assumption because they're not as posh as you? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Sep 2021 4:30pm)
  • Found Calum. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Sep 2021 4:43pm)
  • Quick guide to the underclasses: Boys flying around in fancy noisy motors don't have illegal weapons in the glovebox. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Sep 2021 5:24pm)
  • COP26, surely? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Sep 2021 6:56pm)
  • Shit! Goes to show that you just never know who you're talking to. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Sep 2021 6:55pm)
  • Let us know if you hear about the bikes and tablets too, eh? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Sep 2021 9:24am)
  • > Don’t bother replying...you are dismissed. Absolute worst patter. Even too cringey for /r/iamverysmart by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Sep 2021 9:44am)
  • Some of the suggestions in that thread about the motors are unreal. So many cunts who blatantly never leave the house or interact with other real life human beings on here. And that's good, but don't suggest shooting cars or ramming into them with another car, because real life isn't like GTA. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Sep 2021 9:47am)
  • Maybe it's lockdown, maybe it's a social media addiction, but so many people seem to be creating their own reality now. A thread that should have been about how best to prevent unwanted noise turns into the drivers being armed and violent maniacs who should be shot at. Come on. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Sep 2021 10:43am)
  • Never seen anybody here suggest that it's working class to carry a knife. That must just be on the football one. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Sep 2021 11:03am)
  • He suggested he might get stabbed by the drivers. I suggested that he only thought this because he was posh because it's a ridiculous thing to think. Working class here, and happy to tell you that I don't think carrying a knife is anywhere near as prevalent as people seem to enjoy assuming. Posh people thinking that other people (albeit poor other with nice cars) carry knives is laughable. Maybe it's not a posh viewpoint, maybe it's the point of view of the reclusive shut-in who watches too much TV crime drama. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Sep 2021 11:20am)
  • Will do a trial run on Minecraft. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Sep 2021 11:58am)
  • Same reason these twats don't drink, because they're used to getting pulled over so there's not going to be anything in a motor like that that's going to get them the jail. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Sep 2021 12:52pm)
  • Yeah I guess they wouldn't. Just go straight to the "I bet that one's got a KNIFE on him" comments. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Sep 2021 1:46pm)
  • Fuck off mate. Good luck interacting with reality when it comes. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Sep 2021 1:59pm)
  • I love hummus. On toast, not as a side. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Sep 2021 3:19pm)
  • I DJed in there, when my mate who usually did it got a better offer one night, and yes they do. The people going there look like they're on the biggest night out of their lives. Loads of them probably are. The staff are super nice, despite this - they're genuinely nice, not G1 wine-bar 'nice'. Whether it's couples or groups, people act like they're up the Burj Khalifa when they're in there. There's a surprisingly decent beer option, not that much of it gets drunk - all about the colourful cocktails and the pouty photos. Thing is, the vast majority of photos that people take in there will look like total shit because it only really looks good at night and at night all the internal lights are reflecting on the windows, so that photo of the BBC building with yer pal doing a duckface isn't even going to look like anything. Whole thing is a photo-op for the unimaginative, but there are worse places. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Sep 2021 5:11pm)
  • Nah, anybody that knows this guy, works with him, gets the same bus as him or drinks in the same pub as him is going to recognise him from this. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Sep 2021 7:16pm)
  • Good on you. Good job with the filming too. Looking forward to seeing this escalate and the cunt either get a hiding or his dogs taken of him. If they're even his and not his mum's. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Sep 2021 7:15pm)
  • Dog-kicker video made it to the Record and the other Reach Media outlets. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Sep 2021 1:47pm)
  • Decide what football team you support. This should be based upon where you live/socialise. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Sep 2021 12:49pm)
  • Which war? Criminal Justice Bill for me. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Sep 2021 6:52pm)
  • Why did I get downvoted for asking that?! Some people. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Sep 2021 8:19pm)
  • MOD POWER!! Bet whichever one did that is absolutely buzzing that these French students now feel bad. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Sep 2021 11:11am)
  • Somebody who recently moved here introducing themselves and asking to make pals? DELETED! FUCK OFF! Ridiculous. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Sep 2021 3:38pm)
  • It makes it feel like a private website, or a work website where you can't really expect decent conversations, rather than a page on Reddit. Surely mods are there (on Reddit) to make sure nothing illegal gets posted, not to pretend they're webmasters of their own site. I never really agreed with the 'A little bit of power goes straight to somebody's head' stuff until now, but it's a bit out of hand now. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Sep 2021 4:31pm)
  • If you're complaining about the crowd, you're part of the crowd. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Sep 2021 4:36pm)
  • Get the bus? Subway sounds like it's way too busy. You shouldn't be there adding to it. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Sep 2021 7:07pm)
  • "Racists are bad" Has Morrissey lyrics as a username. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 18th Sep 2021 12:36pm)
  • Honestly thought it was a Craft Beer, Food, Truck event. Like it'd have monster trucks or something. Alas. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 19th Sep 2021 6:03pm)
  • > fish supper Old school! by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Sep 2021 8:05am)
  • Assuming this person is American, are you having a go at the language they use? Swearing at them for using their own words? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Sep 2021 8:55am)
  • Govanhill, if you're quick. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Sep 2021 8:15am)
  • But the Commonwealth Games was a fun thing. It was sporting event that people could watch, and seeing the athletes around town in their national colours was cool. COP26 is road closures, armed police and No Entry signs. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 30th Sep 2021 11:10am)
  • GWR and Byres Road are pretty shit unless you're under 25 or over 60. Byres Road, and the Byres Road end of GWR, used to have so many brilliant places but it's all boutiques and chains now. Whole area is really only for students and tourists. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 4th Oct 2021 8:58am)
  • Loving the new version of this sub, without cunts removing half of it. This is what we've been missing all along. So good. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 4th Oct 2021 8:56am)
  • How do you even know who anybody is? Who cares? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 5th Oct 2021 4:49pm)
  • Bikini pillow fight. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 5th Oct 2021 4:52pm)
  • > It doesn't even have a bar that you could run around. Aye if the shop cunt was sitting "at the end of the bar" are we meant to believe they were running around the back bar here? Pish. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 5th Oct 2021 4:51pm)
  • Creates new account to tell blatantly fake story, ignores requests for more information... by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 5th Oct 2021 4:50pm)
  • > Rutherglen etc had been neglected by Glasgow council. Politicians and activists campaigned to become part of SL in the reshuffle. So how does the rest of Glasgow join SL? The whole place is neglected now. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 5th Oct 2021 6:33pm)
  • Sounds like me. But it wasn't. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 5th Oct 2021 6:42pm)
  • You're not sitting. Don't worry. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 5th Oct 2021 6:40pm)
  • In Glasgow? No. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 5th Oct 2021 8:59pm)
  • Time for a COP26 mega-thread? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Oct 2021 9:29am)
  • Note > Mono by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Oct 2021 9:30am)
  • "One Twitter user explained: 'theirs hunners ae polis cars an a ambulance hard 2 c wats goin on' Click here for coverage of the First Minister Nicola Sturgeon's address this lunchtime, which will be covered sooner and considerably better by the BBC anyway." by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Oct 2021 11:04am)
  • Your musical taste has improved considerably since then, if we are to go by usernames. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Oct 2021 11:06am)
  • "Plan". There's been a lot of plans. Keen to see them empty the bins before they act like they're in a position to do something like this. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Oct 2021 12:33pm)
  • Do you live nearby? The map on the website basically just says Finnieston Street and the expressway are shut. I suspect it's going to be worse... Extinction Rebellion gearing up to block the rest of the roads too, it seems: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/extinction-rebellion-warn-targeted-disruption-25131602 by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Oct 2021 3:27pm)
  • Went through Charing Cross both ways this morning and it was torture. If that left turn along Argyle Street (when you come off the Kingston Bridge into Anderston) is shut you'd be as well not even bothering trying to get through Charing Cross. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Oct 2021 3:45pm)
  • They should close the roads themselves then. GCC will probably just enter the details on the system, and maybe close the roads in 8 - 10 weeks because staff are currently off or whatever the fuck. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Oct 2021 4:28pm)
  • Shouldn't need stickied, hopefully people will just add COP stuff here. Plenty of chat already so it should stay afloat without being stickied. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Oct 2021 4:27pm)
  • Yeah. Strange one. Maybe OP should consider buying. A one-bed in Shawlands, Cathcart, somewhere like that. Might be easier. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Oct 2021 4:40pm)
  • Might spot some of your favourite foreign dignitaries in the airport Wetherspoon. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Oct 2021 6:05pm)
  • Didn't realise so many people on here had such faith in our council. Apologies. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Oct 2021 10:00am)
  • It was just a joke about how long it takes the council to do anything. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Oct 2021 9:08am)
  • Can we sticky a COP26 thread now? Rather than having multiple COP26 threads? Also Al Gore and Boris Johnson are staying at the Blythswood. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Oct 2021 9:06am)
  • So I am told by somebody who works there who had to dig out his passport to hand in. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Oct 2021 9:19am)
  • Because nothing has happened yet. If you don't watch TV you'd probably not even know. With the Commonwealth Games they were knocking stuff down and covering stuff up for months beforehand. Gonna need to get a move on for this. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Oct 2021 9:23am)
  • "like us"? Pah. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Oct 2021 9:21am)
  • Awesome. Feels like there's going to be constant stuff to talk about here. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Oct 2021 9:20am)
  • Guessing this is about a 20x mark-up. [This place](https://www.booking.com/hotel/gb/smiths-glasgow.en-gb.html?aid=1610684;label=glasgow-tkR0KuzpxFfdsoqIpr462QS379595843988%3Apl%3Ata%3Ap1%3Ap2%3Aac%3Aap%3Aneg%3Afi%3Atiaud-922652055782%3Akwd-19893661514%3Alp9046952%3Ali%3Adec%3Adm%3Appccp%3DUmFuZG9tSVYkc2RlIyh9YfqnDqqG8nt10AsofPfvtt0;sid=e54d1039fe8f0256014ff0dbd28331e3;all_sr_blocks=4745203_199360744_2_2_0;checkin=2021-11-05;checkout=2021-11-06;dest_id=-2597039;dest_type=city;dist=0;group_adults=2;group_children=0;hapos=4;highlighted_blocks=4745203_199360744_2_2_0;hpos=4;matching_block_id=4745203_199360744_2_2_0;no_rooms=1;req_adults=2;req_children=0;room1=A%2CA;sb_price_type=total;sr_order=popularity;sr_pri_blocks=4745203_199360744_2_2_0__114000;srepoch=1633684680;srpvid=2c844151d2b802d0;type=total;ucfs=1;sig=v1VC-hR-tV&) is a B&B at best. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Oct 2021 10:19am)
  • What's wrong with the Glasgow Effect? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Oct 2021 4:37pm)
  • The city is a filthy fucking shithole and every time I see somebody point that out I feel a little bit better that other people have noticed and are speaking up. If everybody was fine with it looking like this, I'd go insane. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Oct 2021 4:41pm)
  • How much?!?! by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Oct 2021 7:18pm)
  • Look for potholes and massive cracks in the pavement too. You won't find any. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 9th Oct 2021 9:12am)
  • They've finally replaced 'People Make Glasgow' with something a bit more realistic. Excellent. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 9th Oct 2021 9:11am)
  • Easy: https://en-gb.facebook.com/Rabbiedenimandthenewglasgow/ by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 9th Oct 2021 3:40pm)
  • Phhhffff. Shut up. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 9th Oct 2021 3:56pm)
  • There's a whole town behind the SEC. https://ibb.co/K2sXXgt by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 10th Oct 2021 9:27pm)
  • Go to a bar and *don't* look at your phone. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Oct 2021 2:11pm)
  • Seems like its actually morning now. Not like at 2.50am when I got woken up by all those fireworks. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Oct 2021 7:39am)
  • Weird, I heard that from a mate who's other mate swore it happened. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Oct 2021 9:07am)
  • So far we've been instructed to hold in our shites, adopt surplus livestock as pets and let strangers live in our gaffs for free during COP. What a time. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Oct 2021 9:06am)
  • I'd define that as "too busy". by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Oct 2021 9:11am)
  • > Any Wetherspoons - 2/5, apart from Counting House which gets 3/5 for size. Are you a lady? The gents in the Counting House are smaller than the Sir John Moore. They're so small considering how big the place is. And miles away, depending on where you are. Easier jumping to Queen Street station on a busy night. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Oct 2021 9:10am)
  • Amazing that the council *doing their job* is so rare that it deserves a post on here. Wish I'd been there to see it though. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Oct 2021 10:21am)
  • And on GlasgowLive in two days, but with loads of spelling mistakes and 'reaction from Glasgow Twitter'. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Oct 2021 11:17am)
  • Susan Aitken? Good luck with that. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Oct 2021 11:20am)
  • No, [fuck them](https://www.reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/q0frdl/pink_peacock_kerfuffle/). Complaining about gentrification in Govanhill and opening a queer Yiddish vegan cafe? That place needs a decent pub for the old people and a Spar. Not another vegan cafe. They vandalised neighbouring businesses and used the Sarah Everard story to try to sell some tote bags too. Check the state of their Twitter; the apology for the tote bag thing was literally "soz" and then onto the next thing. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Oct 2021 12:04pm)
  • Neeson's is the only boozer not on Vicky Road that's still there since the Hampden shut. Loads of old boys with no local but they can get some vegan chai so that's fine is it? Obviously Sparkehorse Southside doesn't count amongst boozers that regualr folk want to go to. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Oct 2021 1:04pm)
  • And "regular folk", as in the fucking people who've always lived in Govanhill. Not a bunch of middle-aged arseholes in Teenage Fanclub t-shirts and New Balance. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Oct 2021 4:13pm)
  • Sparklehorse is in Partick, and Stephen who runs it opened Bell Jar as a southside version. Try to have some sort of clue what you're talking about before you try and have an argument. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Oct 2021 4:11pm)
  • Mogwai-related username. Christ, you're pathetic. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Oct 2021 4:10pm)
  • Good. You're rubbish at everything. Probably. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Oct 2021 4:27pm)
  • Selling handcuff keys to anybody who wants them. Maybe whoever stabbed that boy up the park a few weeks ago went and got one. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Oct 2021 4:26pm)
  • It's really fucking easy when there as people as cluelessly inane as you around. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Oct 2021 4:25pm)
  • Where did I say that? I know exactly where the fucking Bell Jar is, I worked on the fit out. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Oct 2021 9:19pm)
  • I'm six foot seven in my stocking feet. 26 stone. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Oct 2021 9:18pm)
  • Really interesting. Good to know. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Oct 2021 9:22pm)
  • Big companies want to look like they care about 'their people' so they'll let them work from home if that's what they want. First company to demand staff work back in the office is going under. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Oct 2021 9:21pm)
  • That was a joke. Imagine taking internet abuse seriously. Your life must be a constant struggle. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 13th Oct 2021 9:15am)
  • > Will it be difficult to travel between Glasgow and Edinburgh during COP26? Most delegates are staying in either Edinburgh or Gleneagles, so there'll be ways of travelling. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 13th Oct 2021 10:57am)
  • Back in the summer I remember thinking how the council should probably start trying to tidy the place up a bit. I'm really thinking it now. Must be starting *next* week? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 13th Oct 2021 11:28am)
  • The Young Team are too busy making TikTok videos to bother you nowadays. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 13th Oct 2021 1:37pm)
  • "Three birds, you say? Stay at mine?" by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 13th Oct 2021 3:38pm)
  • Good news for all the drivers who had to quit during lockdown then... by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 13th Oct 2021 5:15pm)
  • > Plus as we all know people for a good few years have been told not to idle their vehicles as it increases fumes from exhaust and damages vehicles quicker Exactly. Wonder how they'd enjoy it if everybody they'd blocked just started revving their engines. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 14th Oct 2021 9:23am)
  • They're doing fuck all. Pissing off the public doesn't make me want to help with climate change. Actual dialogue does. Information. These pricks are doing it for the good of themselves. Fuck them. Will happily get out the car and move them myself. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 14th Oct 2021 9:21am)
  • Found the cunt who doesn't have to drive an elderly parent to and from hospital. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 14th Oct 2021 9:20am)
  • You'd be saying that if it was your child in the stationary ambulance, yeah? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 14th Oct 2021 9:34am)
  • "Sorry the wean's going mental, and dinner's now inedible, but maybe China and India will do something about their manufacturing emissions soon!" No one, 2021 by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 14th Oct 2021 9:32am)
  • This guy's a troll, don't worry. Check his 'post history'. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 14th Oct 2021 9:35am)
  • Hard to move a tree though. Really easy to not block the road. You're a fucking bad volunteer if you think making a point about climate change is more important than people's immediate wellbeing. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 14th Oct 2021 9:46am)
  • Engine on, music up and a read of the paper until they get shifted. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 14th Oct 2021 9:52am)
  • For every minute I get held up on my commute I'm burning a tyre. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 14th Oct 2021 9:51am)
  • Climate action is meaningless until India and China get on board, and that's going to take decades. Let's just see how things go when people who drive for a living, or have to drive poorly people to where they get their care, get stopped by some these fucks. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 14th Oct 2021 9:50am)
  • I won't be the only one. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 14th Oct 2021 10:03am)
  • "Ye"? Fuck up. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 14th Oct 2021 10:07am)
  • Yeah, of course. The people taking part get loads of Facebook likes. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 14th Oct 2021 12:35pm)
  • Good on them. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 14th Oct 2021 1:17pm)
  • That's the only societal change I can think of. Other than making people hate the cause as a result of how it's presented. Like how people hate a football team or a musical artist based on how their fans behave. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 14th Oct 2021 1:50pm)
  • Nah, I'm sticking with the whole 'Until China and India start thinking about cutting emissions, anything we do is a drop in the ocean'. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 14th Oct 2021 4:25pm)
  • China spews out [double the CO2 emissions of the US](https://www.worldometers.info/co2-emissions/co2-emissions-by-country/) (second worst offender), but we've to stop going on an annual holiday? And [per-head of population](https://www.worldometers.info/co2-emissions/co2-emissions-by-country/)? The UK isn't even as bad as the Caymen Islands. Not sure anything I do makes much difference in the real world. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 14th Oct 2021 4:31pm)
  • Urban 'Exploring' just gets lazier and lazier. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 14th Oct 2021 4:54pm)
  • People live there. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 14th Oct 2021 4:55pm)
  • Our bins get emptied when these guys get sent to empty them. They don't dictate the schedule, and they don't own the bin lorries either. It's just people trying to do a job for a shit, shit council. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 14th Oct 2021 5:39pm)
  • Can't see the deleted comment but I absolutely hate it when people go out their way to type like they want people to think they talk. It's harder to type like that. Stop it. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 15th Oct 2021 9:26am)
  • Are you being sarcastic..? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 16th Oct 2021 7:51am)
  • The clearest so far. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 16th Oct 2021 9:27am)
  • Mind that next door's recess will be in the same place, so don't do it yourself and knock too far through. When the flats were being built the tradesmen used the recesses to get from one to another, then they were filled in with shelves. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 16th Oct 2021 11:08am)
  • Sleeping on some cunt's floor but the guy's flatmate's brought folk back and they want to know who the old American guy is. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 16th Oct 2021 11:39am)
  • People from cultures who don't drink booze or coffee need somewhere to hang out. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 16th Oct 2021 12:08pm)
  • Yeah don't just have a couple of ornaments on the shelves, stuff them with books to dampen the sound that *will* come through your drastically-thinned wall. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 16th Oct 2021 12:09pm)
  • What? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 16th Oct 2021 3:34pm)
  • Ongoing incident mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 16th Oct 2021 4:37pm)
  • We knew it: https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/glasgow-high-street-incident-live-21881040 by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 16th Oct 2021 6:41pm)
  • 17/f/CA by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 17th Oct 2021 12:59pm)
  • Nah it's true, I heard from somebody in the pub. Guy swore his mate had seen it on Facebook. Proof right there. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 17th Oct 2021 1:37pm)
  • Searches started at the Barras after somebody got stabbed at an Ice Cube concert. Nobody's been stabbing a nightclub. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 17th Oct 2021 1:35pm)
  • >Shite chat when you’re in a tenement and your old mattress is sitting out by the shared bins getting rained on Especially when it says "Any textile items such as settees, mattresses, carpet must be kept dry for collection. If the items become waterlogged we may not be able to collect them" on the council website. "Nah mate, looks wet". by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 17th Oct 2021 1:50pm)
  • Closest ones for civilians are probably fucking Paisley Road West. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 17th Oct 2021 2:07pm)
  • Talking total shite by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 17th Oct 2021 2:25pm)
  • Passed down from the parents. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 17th Oct 2021 3:51pm)
  • Yes, punishment for committing a crime is appropriate. Cunts like you who think they just need a cuddle are why children are murdering each other. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 17th Oct 2021 3:56pm)
  • Pollokshaws. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 19th Oct 2021 10:15am)
  • Maybe they watched the video of it. https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/terrifying-train-gang-video-teenager-21898300 by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 19th Oct 2021 10:41am)
  • > The reason why most kids don't wear uniforms is because they can't afford it. Agreed, there isn't much change from £200 once you've bought Kahdyn and Kelsy-Kayley their black Air Max 98s. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 19th Oct 2021 3:16pm)
  • I reckon some upstart terrorist group will see this as a decent place to get their name known, one way or another. And I'm not talking about the SNP etc etc by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 20th Oct 2021 12:47pm)
  • That's it mate, if the protests get out of hand they'll send in the fucking submarines. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 20th Oct 2021 12:46pm)
  • He said the last bit, but he didn't actually do anything. I'm sure he admitted that himself, when everything died down. https://www.standard.co.uk/hp/front/glasgow-terror-hero-is-a-fake-who-failed-to-land-a-blow-on-burning-man-during-airport-attack-say-bitter-colleagues-6689067.html by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 20th Oct 2021 12:45pm)
  • That's not acceptable for a bin shed, let alone Hope Street. Jesus Christ. Unreal. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 20th Oct 2021 3:19pm)
  • The headmaster's statement at the time was basically just confirming that the guy existed. If it isn't "He was loved by everybody" you know there's more to the story. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Oct 2021 9:20am)
  • > his family are innocent His family have been well known in Baillieston for years and years. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Oct 2021 12:54pm)
  • > you nor anyone else in these threads knows anything about the boy or his family Actually not true. Got family from Baillieston who knew of this guy's family long before this. Downvote away, but anybody who lives there knows the McLaughlins. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Oct 2021 12:55pm)
  • That's so you, oblivious to the whole rest of the picture. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Oct 2021 2:01pm)
  • > Is someone gonna get stabbed for this stabbing and rinse and repeat? Probably. And the maw has already said that nobody better fuck with the memorial, or cause it at the funeral. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Oct 2021 2:10pm)
  • > Actually how do they expect people who live and work in Glasgow to get to work/do anything the next 3 weeks? This blatantly never once came into the whole planning of COP. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Oct 2021 3:06pm)
  • Full set! Fucking yes. Place will be crippled and it'll be found out that it's the mismanaged stinking shithole that it actually is. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Oct 2021 3:05pm)
  • More roads are closed than usual. More culture and leisure venues are closed than usual. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Oct 2021 3:43pm)
  • > It seems like every union in the city is doing its part to give right wing “climate skeptics” ammunition Deranged. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Oct 2021 3:42pm)
  • Excellent Australian newspaper cartoon: https://twitter.com/JournoStephen/status/1451100848017362944?s=20 by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Oct 2021 3:54pm)
  • Isn't it five hour shifts that First drivers do? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Oct 2021 3:50pm)
  • How would you even get to work anyway? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Oct 2021 3:55pm)
  • Hey, she's ill just now! Maybe she won't make it. Funny if she died the day before and COP ended up not even making the news. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Oct 2021 3:55pm)
  • Yeah man, it's a free for all down there now. Saturday night looks like a Cold War Steve artwork. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Oct 2021 4:15pm)
  • I do, I really do. It's why I moved here all those years ago. It was great for absolutely ages too. Don't even want to go outside these days, I only come back miserable. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Oct 2021 4:38pm)
  • If only somebody who could ask was sitting right there, eh? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Oct 2021 4:37pm)
  • Totally. I hope there's more to come. Now's the time. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Oct 2021 4:44pm)
  • > SNP council members do not exactly inspire much hope, either. James Dornan seems like he'd be the neighbour from hell, if you had to live next door to him. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Oct 2021 4:43pm)
  • And schools now too, of course. And cycle lanes. Wondering who's going to be kicked out their house first so some news reporter from Belgium can stay there for free. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Oct 2021 4:42pm)
  • "bUt it'S bETTer tHaN tHe tORIes!!!!11!!" The idea that the complete opposite of the problem is the *solution*, is just ridiculous. But it's easy to show how much you hate the Johnson government by voting SNP, right?! Doesn't matter if they're actually unfit for purpose as a party let alone a council let alone a government, eh? they're not the Tories and I bet that's all that matters to these halfwits who think they're doing a good job with all their devolved powers. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Oct 2021 4:40pm)
  • A bunch of coked-up Love Island wannabes screaming at each other? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Oct 2021 4:57pm)
  • No idea. Let's just try to get used to it though. There's been fireworks at stupid times every night for about a week now, so it'll keep happening until they out. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 10:03am)
  • It's like nedism almost died out, when everybody got into clothes and shit, but all their kids now don't see anybody running the show so they're stepping up themselves. Like being a ned skipped a generation so there's no big brothers or dads to keep these new kids in check. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 10:07am)
  • Nah. It's been great here lately. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 12:05pm)
  • Or there's Argos in the city centre, like OP asked for. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 1:49pm)
  • Holmlea Park courts usually have some fairly serious looking games going on when I pass. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 6:15pm)
  • Hoagies is best for food in Mount Florida. They sell beer and wine but it's not really a boozer though. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 9:21pm)
  • Where do you stay? You're probably not far from a pub or a cafe where you could chill and get used to being around people. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 23rd Oct 2021 9:39pm)
  • This guy talks the biggest amount of shite on here. Would be surprised if the wife, or balcony, exist too. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 24th Oct 2021 10:05am)
  • "My husband does not want me going onto the balcony any more". OP here more like. Do you put a dress on when you switch log-ins? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 24th Oct 2021 10:48am)
  • *you're by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 24th Oct 2021 11:01am)
  • No mate, you do. Really. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 24th Oct 2021 11:00am)
  • Yes, it does. What are you on about? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 24th Oct 2021 11:10am)
  • Yeah... You do know I wasn't talking to you, right? I replied directly to OP's "your", then you appeared from nowhere going mad. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 24th Oct 2021 11:23am)
  • Yeah, to the wrong person. Replying to a grammar correction that had nothing to do with your post... by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 24th Oct 2021 11:39am)
  • Yeah, but it had been shut for a long time before Steven and co. got it. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 24th Oct 2021 7:40pm)
  • Doesn't say anything about them being shot at this cunt's imaginary wife. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 24th Oct 2021 8:17pm)
  • Aren't we just the friendliest, most welcoming nation in the world? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 25th Oct 2021 9:52am)
  • Only reason anybody's even heard of the Paris summit is because the US pulled out of it. This one won't have China - far and away the world's worst polluter - or Russia, so it seems a lot like a very expensive back-patting exercise that will ruin the city for everybody who lives here, for the duration. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 25th Oct 2021 9:57am)
  • With you there. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 25th Oct 2021 10:02am)
  • People don't come to Glasgow for a game of football and hang about for two weeks. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 25th Oct 2021 10:39am)
  • COP1 was the start of the change. Then COP2, then COP3 and so on. Is it working? If China, Indian and Russia aren't on board, it seems completely pointless. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 25th Oct 2021 10:37am)
  • Trains are aff. Roads are fucked. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 25th Oct 2021 3:12pm)
  • Might be wise to take the Dumbreck turn off, and drive through Shawlands Cross and down Kilmarnock Road / Eglinton Street that way, rather than trying to get off the motorway anywhere nearer town. That's what I'd do. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 25th Oct 2021 3:48pm)
  • Here's some more up to date news: https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/19670683.scotrail-strikes-go-ahead-cop26-pitiful-last-minute-pay-offer-rejected/ by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 25th Oct 2021 3:47pm)
  • It's most certainly not the SNP though, so maybe it's time somebody else had another chance. Pretty great opportunity to go in (without an independence agenda), clear up, and come out looking like the good guys. It's too late for the current council to do that. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Oct 2021 8:40am)
  • Are you fine with being bitten by rats at your work, assuming you never used to be bitten by rats at your work? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Oct 2021 8:47am)
  • So much better. It's worth visiting here more than once a day, finally. If you don't like something either ignore it, or call the OP a fanny and downvote it. Much better than we get to decide what we see rather than whoever the fuck it was who decided they should be in charge of that. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Oct 2021 11:36am)
  • There's plenty wrong with her as a politician for opposition parties to go in on. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Oct 2021 11:43am)
  • ACAB by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Oct 2021 11:41am)
  • That big building at the East side, opposite the Wetherspoon and behind the memorial, needs to be flattened. With everybody still inside it. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Oct 2021 11:40am)
  • Woah. That's a 20p eye patch, tops. This is wild. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Oct 2021 12:52pm)
  • Oh, you think they'll bring up her shoes-and-nail-polish expenses? I think there's enough of work-related shit to talk about here. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Oct 2021 2:53pm)
  • Yeah, and those buildings that keep burning themselves down too, why do people always have to point the finger?! Those housewives filming rats at their weans' park, they're trying to create moral panic, aren't they? Those folk with rats in their (unemptied) bin sheds are just LOOKING for trouble, eh? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Oct 2021 2:55pm)
  • /r/humblebrag/ As if some cunt working that high up in a bank doesn't know what £55k will get him in Glasgow. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Oct 2021 3:39pm)
  • Also, OP from three months ago: devil_Trigger666 -2 points 3 months ago > 7000$ is 5 times my annual income! Some people are doing really great in their life. So you were on £1,000 a year three months ago, and you've just got this job offer? You, mate, are talking shite. Enjoy your fantasy. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Oct 2021 3:42pm)
  • Sperm Bank of mum and dad. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Oct 2021 4:11pm)
  • Council Tax payers in Glasgow don't live in other cities. And if the rat-attack rate was at a nice round zero for years, then this is absolutely an issue. What's next? The potholes in Mogadishu are worse? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Oct 2021 4:11pm)
  • YOU PUT THAT WRAPPER IN THE WRONG TYPE OF RECYCLING BIN!!!!! Meanwhile in China: https://www.coresponsibility.com/report/air-pollution/ by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Oct 2021 4:18pm)
  • Well three binmen have been hospitalised, but it seems like the entire rest of them were finding rats in bin closes and in streets that had never had rats before. Hopefully there's no "All these extra rats are fine as long as they don't keep biting people" angle. Rats are just one part of it though. Look out your window. What a shithole. I don't think anybody's ever seen it look so bad. I used to be proud to live here! Seems crazy now. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Oct 2021 4:29pm)
  • Fuck off somewhere else instead, somewhere without "this kind of nonsense" and Nazi 'jokes'. Prick. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Oct 2021 4:35pm)
  • Somebody's likely to kick your cunt in if you come out with patter like this in a pub. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Oct 2021 5:18pm)
  • That's the joke, well done. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Oct 2021 5:43pm)
  • No Queen: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-59056725 by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Oct 2021 7:11pm)
  • Ah. Got you. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Oct 2021 9:16pm)
  • Don't you even have rats gnawing the bags open? Check you out, your majesty. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Oct 2021 9:15pm)
  • Hard to avoid since the Justin McLaughlin murder. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th Oct 2021 7:15am)
  • Better waiting until 5pm today and finding out if the trains will be running at all. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th Oct 2021 8:21am)
  • What makes you think Glaswegians have got anything to do with this, or have any likelihood of meeting any of the people attending? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th Oct 2021 8:21am)
  • TV will be shite for a month but at least it'll distract from the corporate conference. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th Oct 2021 8:29am)
  • Guessing it's some West End cunt wanting to learn about this mad new thing he's just heard of. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th Oct 2021 8:27am)
  • Attendees seem to have more information about what's going on than those of us who live in Glasgow. Those of us on COP's doorstep, who pay for the supposed upkeep of the city. I think part of the reason so many local people are against it is because of the staggering disregard GCC has shown to the people of Glasgow during the organisation of this. At least with the Games they sent out information and allowed people to get involved. This bullshit is our city being closed to us, for a corporate function. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th Oct 2021 8:25am)
  • If you're like this in real life you'll still probably get done in. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th Oct 2021 10:09am)
  • I was at the Science Centre a couple of weeks ago and there wasn't a sniff of COP, beyond the view of the site out the window. I'd have loved to have felt like I was somehow involved, what with it happening here in my home town and stopping a big part of my life. But nah. Didn't see anything. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th Oct 2021 10:07am)
  • YouTube probably. Fuck going anywhere near that in real life. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th Oct 2021 10:06am)
  • Come on, kids aren't welcome. None of us are. Just stay at home like they want. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th Oct 2021 12:54pm)
  • > But it is all over their social media, they have been doing a podcast series leading up to the event, they have a dedicated webpage to it, and they have sent a bunch of emails about it. What more were you looking for exactly? Something that wasn't exclusive to the people who already follow the Science Centre, or are already signed up to the Science Centre's mailing list. Something that, I dunno, normal people can get involved with. I've never felt less like part of a city and I've lived here for nearly 20 years. Your needlessly rude reply sums up the exclusive outlook of the organisers. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th Oct 2021 12:58pm)
  • Good. What's 81p to normal people? Far too many wee cunts getting mwi again these days. The era of the Spice Boy seems to be over and it's back to the olden days. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th Oct 2021 5:09pm)
  • More folk moaning about this than MUP when that happened. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th Oct 2021 6:51pm)
  • Tends to be your own area, where people know each other. If your neighbours have Halloween decorations up, those are the doors to knock on. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 28th Oct 2021 9:17am)
  • They say they won't block routes that emergency vehicles take. How the FUCK do they know where emergencies are going to be? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 28th Oct 2021 2:17pm)
  • This. There's a lot of unwell people out there just now, and a lot of people who really need to get to work. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 28th Oct 2021 2:16pm)
  • What if you're chained to some hippy pensioner and glued to the road? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 28th Oct 2021 2:53pm)
  • So they know where every heart attack and stroke will be, they know where every stabbing is going to happen for two weeks? Do you think emergency vehicles run on tracks? Everywhere is an emergency vehicle route. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 28th Oct 2021 2:52pm)
  • Nailed it. It's great that these protestors can take time off their jobs to have a good time doing this stuff, but some people are hanging onto the only job they can do just now. If somebody has to work cleaning an office to feed their kids, it's probably not their concern how that company operates, more that they can get there and put a shift in. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 28th Oct 2021 2:50pm)
  • If they had any clue they'd establish themselves as a political organisation or a lobbying body. But yeah, some posh grannies sitting in the road doesn't count, it's only annoying. Used to give a fuck about recycling etc but I feel so removed from these wankers that I don't give a shit anymore. Not that we've got much choice bin-wise now anyway. Rubbish goes where there's space, whatever it might be. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 28th Oct 2021 2:56pm)
  • It's not that bad. And five metres is a lot! by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 28th Oct 2021 10:32pm)
  • So basically, folk have heard of them - sort of, and from ages ago - but nobody gives a fuck. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 28th Oct 2021 10:34pm)
  • That's Dumbarton Road shut now, although supposedly only until the 7th. On GlasgowLive but I'm not linking to those cunts. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 29th Oct 2021 9:18am)
  • Dumbarton Road is closed too. Just announced. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 29th Oct 2021 9:17am)
  • Look on GlasgowLive? Says that buses think they're being diverted down Kelvin Way. Isn't that shut? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 29th Oct 2021 9:51am)
  • Honestly thought they'd posted the question. OP had asked a few questions. It's important that we know how 'Glasgow Twitter reacts' to some of those... I'm honestly stunned Reach allow GlasgowLive to continue. It's so much worse than any of their other hyperlocal sites I've seen. It's like a school project, from a particularly badly under-performing school. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 29th Oct 2021 10:29am)
  • When you're in the Pot Still, which you should be, just ask for a malt. And be prepared to be talk at length about what kind of things you like, before having the nicest whisky you'll ever have in your life. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 30th Oct 2021 9:04am)
  • First 'I'm coming to Glasgow' post that doesn't make the person seem like a total fanny. Hope you have a great time. Try to get to The Pot Still and (especially) The Scotia. Scotia's the oldest pub in Glasgow, has hosted generations of folk legends, and everybody in there is really nice. It's so old it's still got the piss trough around the bottom of the bar, but don't be tempted to use it. Toilets are on the right as you come in. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 30th Oct 2021 9:07am)
  • Waterboys are slightly above the level of splitting the bar takings at a gig. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 30th Oct 2021 9:10am)
  • Not much choice but to stay home. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 30th Oct 2021 9:53am)
  • Could you fill in some potholes and empty some bins? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 30th Oct 2021 9:53am)
  • In what way? Don't you think the Scotia is a good suggestion? What's wrong with you? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 30th Oct 2021 9:51am)
  • "The news came amid reports last night that a BB gun and knife had also been found in a car park in Greenock." That's really not news either. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 30th Oct 2021 1:40pm)
  • Without the Gaelic there's no way of knowing if they're even polis vehicles. I need to drive from Mount Florida to Parkhead tomorrow; was it just a bit busy? No diversions or delays? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 30th Oct 2021 2:11pm)
  • Oh yeah! Of course. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 30th Oct 2021 2:54pm)
  • Fantastic, thank you. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 30th Oct 2021 2:54pm)
  • Well that explains why I was thrown out and barred. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 31st Oct 2021 3:15pm)
  • It's not, that's what they've been told to say. Mate does deliveries to Gleneagles and it's the diesel generators that they'd use if they had a power cut that are being used here. These aren't some new cool healthy generators that have suddenly appeared. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st Nov 2021 9:19am)
  • Always Prestwick. Longest runway, doesn't get the fog that Glasgow gets, and you're not flying in or out over a built up area. The CIA regularly use Prestwick, and they have done as long as I can remember. When they lifted the unabomber in Cyrpus or wherever it was I remember that they took him to the US via Prestwick. CIA would book runway slots under Stevens Express, although I'm sure that changes all the time. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st Nov 2021 9:42am)
  • Why don't you Google it? What's wrong with you. Cameron House. It's pretty fucking well known and it's most certainly been in the news. Weirdo. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st Nov 2021 1:12pm)
  • I have it on good authority that some finance protestors(?) are planning to paint banks green tomorrow. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st Nov 2021 7:53pm)
  • Anti-finance march tomorrow... by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 2nd Nov 2021 10:58am)
  • Are you a foreign dignitary? Yes there is! There's loads. Wait... Are you *local*? No. You can get to fuck. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 2nd Nov 2021 10:56am)
  • Sure, it's great that India are saying they'll be clean by 2070 and all, but there are plenty of families who've been stuck inside fgor the best part of two years who'd have enjoyed something a bit Christmassy happening. Guessing this conference is Glasgow's fucking Christmas, and we're not even welcome. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 2nd Nov 2021 1:03pm)
  • Are you from America? If it's so shit here why don't you fuck off back there? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 3rd Nov 2021 8:07am)
  • Knightswood is a long way from the Southside, in every respect. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 3rd Nov 2021 8:11am)
  • > There is also an absolute buzz about the city at the moment Yeah I've felt that. The buzz from not getting to work on time, having mates not allowed into their own homes and women being sent through Kelvingrove in the dark, all as the bins overflow and rubbish piles up. Maybe there's more of a buzz for people who are involved with the conference but I'm not feeling it from everybody who's been put out by it. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 3rd Nov 2021 8:10am)
  • I can pretty much guarantee I make more money than you. You come across as some bitter, washed-up, failed... Something. Like you're this way because you've got a lock-up full of a book that nobody wanted to read, or album that nobody listened to. Something's happened to you that made you accept that your life has failed. Maybe you didn't want to move here in the first place, or you want to move back? Your life sounds utterly miserable and it seems to be because of something you've done. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 3rd Nov 2021 8:23am)
  • Let me remind you of your made up story about your 'wife' getting shot by fireworks. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 3rd Nov 2021 8:44am)
  • Yeah. That felt like a really long week. Whole thing feels like lockdown, but without the communal 'spirit' of all being in it together. A real 'us and them' atmosphere, and with good reason. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Nov 2021 8:48am)
  • Can't even get across the town from where I am and mates have got it much worse, so I don't really feel any negative emotion putting nappies in the recycling bin when the green bin's been overflowing since last week. Sorry Viridor. Whole thing has been miserable. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Nov 2021 9:23am)
  • Meaningless without saying who it was. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Nov 2021 9:26am)
  • Public transport here is fucking shit unless you live next to an underground and only go out during the day. If you've got a wean you really need a car, even to get to a supermarket. Things won't be changing round here for a very long time. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Nov 2021 11:08am)
  • Bygone Glasgow? Facebook Level Shitpost more like. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Nov 2021 11:12am)
  • I've lived a stone's throw from Hampden for 15 years and I've never noticeably been inconvenienced by it, but this whole thing has been a disorganised, disengaged shitshow. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Nov 2021 11:11am)
  • Depends how hard you are. That's the right answer to this question every time. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Nov 2021 3:19pm)
  • More so when the word 'question' is followed by a question mark. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Nov 2021 3:18pm)
  • That last line from him is just the modern "I have black friends" patter you'd hear from racists. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Nov 2021 3:24pm)
  • > the breeders are still firing them out Wow, how tolerant of you. 'Breeders' is quite a dated insult too, I thought that had stopped a long time ago. I've got one kid, but hey, maybe they could work in an ore mine to help make the bits of the phone/computer you typed this horrible shit on, so it balances out. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Nov 2021 3:22pm)
  • Yeah probably. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Nov 2021 3:19pm)
  • That super lo-res new banner is a right pain in the eyes. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Nov 2021 3:26pm)
  • Maybe they've been suffering from anxiety since lockdown? You don't know what's wrong with people so shut the fuck up about decisions you've got nothing to do with. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Nov 2021 3:25pm)
  • Guy moves to Glasgow, says folk shouldn't be having kids, calls the place "a shithole", calls somebody a cunt... You're going to get knocked out if you come out with this patter in a pub you prick. Although I'm sure you don't socialise. Why not fuck off and live somewhere else? Lots of total dickheads in Edinburgh. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Nov 2021 6:29pm)
  • It's a silhouette of the more 'notable' structures of the Glasgow skyline. Looks like it's screenshot from somebody's PhotoBucket from about 2005 though. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Nov 2021 6:32pm)
  • > Wow. You're very very very sensitive. I'm so so so sorry you're feeling fragile. This is the most 'internet' attempt at an insult I've ever seen. You're either a pensioner, ten years old or a total fucking idiot. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Nov 2021 6:30pm)
  • OK. I'll be sure to say 'Howdy' if I meet you in the Clockwork, or Tesco, or Greggs, or Honey and Salt. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th Nov 2021 10:15am)
  • Stay where you are and let us know. Sounds interesting. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th Nov 2021 10:22am)
  • Totally agree. "Johnson is a fanny" is one of the most annoying. Maybe if people stop posting pictures of it, people will stop writing it. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th Nov 2021 10:54am)
  • "Yes but never mind that, there's Irn Bru in the picture! If you aren't 100% for Sturgeon, the SNP and Independence you're a racist, English(boo!) TORY!" Reddit by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Nov 2021 8:22am)
  • Perfect example right here of the absolute state of 'Cyber-Nats'. This comment is textbook pathetic. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Nov 2021 8:33am)
  • The thing is, nowadays people want/need to be *seen* to be political. And the only way to stand out is to go all out, blindly following one thing and instantly dismissing anything anybody else does. It's why Brexit happened and it's why there's the Independence movement. Politics now is a bit too complicated to just have one team, and it's not even how politics in this country works anymore. Look at Scotland's councils, they're such a state because people think they're voting in an independence referendum when they go to the polls at a local election. People don't seem to have the time to follow what actually goes one, so we're left with 'Tories bad, therefore an independent Scotland would be good' which, obviously, is insane. It's like children being SO into Justin Bieber or something, and thinking everybody else should just DIE. I'm sure plenty of people have plenty of good reasons for their decisions but the way it comes across online nowadays makes a lot of Nationalists look like screaming babies. "Bahaha! You don't support the SNP! you TORY!" Nationalism in general is a pretty sensitive issue so when the voice of it comes across the way that it does, there isn't much of a difference between the anti-Englishness on display here and the straight-up racism that these kilted cyber-warriors pretend to despise. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Nov 2021 8:31am)
  • As long as people are calling him 'Boris' and making *hilarious* juvenile jokes about him, he's safe to continue killing people and taking our money. As long as he's a just figure of fun that you can get your kids to laugh along with, there's no *real* harm being done. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Nov 2021 8:38am)
  • Does this mean "If you don't support the SNP you are stupid"? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Nov 2021 8:35am)
  • And then you introduce a National Party into it. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Nov 2021 8:34am)
  • What part of this is inaccurate? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Nov 2021 10:20am)
  • > so you think they’re equivalent too > > ooft This says so much. I don't think they're equivalent at all. Of course they're not. But here you are, you independence-supporting keyboard warrior, going in with a statement telling me (wrongly) what I think, then judging me on that (false) assumption, and moving on. Do you people get shown how to do this? It's how they behave all over Twitter too. This level of deliberate anti-tolerance is why living in an independent Scotland would be hell on earth. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Nov 2021 10:25am)
  • This is fantastic news, really. Now everybody with a 'Refugees Welcome Here' sign up in their window can finally, actually, welcome some refugees into their home. These folk are going to be nice and cosy with a slice of sourdough and organic gin by the end of tomorrow, I just know it. Thanks to everybody who had those signs up for so long - it was worth it! Now, go get 'em! by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Nov 2021 5:14pm)
  • Don't think I've got the time/space for one. That's why I don't have a sign up in my window. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Nov 2021 5:31pm)
  • Yep. I'm honestly surprised they didn't ask us to drive our green bin rubbish to the tip ourselves. They probably did in fact. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Nov 2021 5:43pm)
  • Their communities? So where, next door? 'Refugees Welcome! Not here, obviously, but they can walk around the street if they want' then? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Nov 2021 6:28pm)
  • Can confirm, not the Home Secretary. Although I can appreciate that that's exactly what she would say if she was on here! by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Nov 2021 6:29pm)
  • It truly is the worst of all of Reach's hyperlocal outlets. I think it's a school project, or the people doing it are schoolchildren. Just wanted to get the news out ASAP though. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Nov 2021 6:43pm)
  • Should have picked an older Mogwai song for your name on here instead, to show people how amazing and interesting and cool you are. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Nov 2021 6:41pm)
  • Nice. You can learn about each other's lives and cultures in a relaxed way, over time. Could be a connection that last a lifetime. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Nov 2021 6:50pm)
  • A guy in an old band called Mount Florida told me that Mount Florida and Mount Vernon are the names of tobacco plantations in America. Can't remember which ones came first though. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Nov 2021 7:28pm)
  • Ha! Yeah fair enough. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Nov 2021 7:24pm)
  • It's poorly worded then. Perhaps 'Refugees Welcome Near' would be more honest. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Nov 2021 7:37pm)
  • Because the sign is in their house. When you see a For Sale sign do you presume it's for the whole area? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Nov 2021 8:59pm)
  • > It also of course alienates rather than encourages people to get on board with the Green way forward. X5 driver here, can confirm this. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 12th Nov 2021 9:06am)
  • German or Japanese, every time. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 12th Nov 2021 12:14pm)
  • Nailed it. Nice big motors are the result of working hard, gluing yourself to the road for two weeks is the result of having nothing else to fucking to. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 12th Nov 2021 12:54pm)
  • > They have a job. Its saving the planet. Ahahahaha! Amazing. You cunts are fucking deluded. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 12th Nov 2021 12:52pm)
  • Mine has indicators. I know that earlier models definitely don't. And neither do the ones they make for ladies (the white ones). by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 12th Nov 2021 1:08pm)
  • Most people have only heard of the Paris accord because the U.S. pulled out of it. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 14th Nov 2021 9:03am)
  • Nah it's great, you can play rugby, *or* go for a juice. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 14th Nov 2021 9:17am)
  • Just seeing this now. When do you need it for? Just the one? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 14th Nov 2021 10:08am)
  • People like you keeping that sectarianism alive are dragging Glasgow down, backwards. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 15th Nov 2021 10:05am)
  • Same. And there's plenty of that on both sides. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 15th Nov 2021 11:57am)
  • Brace yourself, but you can be a Nationalist and still hate Sturgeon and the current SNP. As plenty do. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 15th Nov 2021 11:56am)
  • That's the old 70s halfpipe from skateboarding's first boom. Its' all filled in, but the railings are the original railings and the curved lip is still there. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 15th Nov 2021 2:52pm)
  • Full story here: https://www.northskatemag.com/blogs/north-latest/kelvingrove by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 15th Nov 2021 3:20pm)
  • We know, the guy who 'makes' them was on here. They're £50 or something ridiculous. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 15th Nov 2021 4:53pm)
  • > What do we do? Vote for a different council next time. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 16th Nov 2021 12:47pm)
  • You need shite pubs in a place so you can have good pubs. Good pubs wouldn't be good if all the dickheads weren't in the shite pubs. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 17th Nov 2021 10:08am)
  • > my girlfriend and soon-to-be spouse are currently living in Stirling Damn, son. This is going to get messy. I take it they aren't aware of each other? This sounds like a sit com. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 17th Nov 2021 12:31pm)
  • > Mines is hidden pal nice try I've hacked it. Cool conspiracy posts bro. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 17th Nov 2021 4:16pm)
  • For starters, the game isn't at Celtic Park. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 18th Nov 2021 11:40am)
  • Oh, next week. Thought you meant this weekend. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 18th Nov 2021 2:23pm)
  • That's from ten years ago. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 19th Nov 2021 6:12pm)
  • Misleading title... by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 19th Nov 2021 6:10pm)
  • > it could be construed as libellous and one of the companies you mentioned can be quite heavy-handed legally. Haha! Are you trying to sound like what you think lawyers sound like? "Boss! Some anonymous person on the internet mentioned our name! I've alerted our legal team, and the police. I've never seen anything like this before!" by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 20th Nov 2021 12:06pm)
  • Why were you in the Clyde? Everything OK? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 22nd Nov 2021 7:30pm)
  • Dukes of Hazard vibes. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 9:56am)
  • I'm not sure if OP's picture is satire or not... by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 10:18am)
  • OK bot, that's fine. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 10:23am)
  • Your budget is quite low... I'd have suggested going into [Wex](https://www.wexphotovideo.com/about-us/store-finder/glasgow/) and asking to speak to Mack, but maybe get yourself to [Merchant City Cameras](https://merchantcitycameras.com/) instead. They do second hand, and are excellent. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 10:21am)
  • Yeah, the train can be like that. But you're very judgemental. People chucking the word "junkie" around to describe anybody they don't like is pretty intolerant. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Nov 2021 7:22am)
  • No reason anybody starting needs more than one lens. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Nov 2021 7:25am)
  • > You wouldn’t be so “tolerant” of heroin users of you had more of them in your personal life. Guessing by that cunty remark you don't work with problem drug users. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Nov 2021 8:58am)
  • Username checks out. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Nov 2021 8:56am)
  • Wearing tracksuits, didn't have a West End accent. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Nov 2021 9:04am)
  • I'm sorry about your "many lovers" who have died from drug abuse. Calling somebody a 'junkie' instead of a 'drug user' is proper The Sun bullshit though. Half the folk on this sub are pearl-clutching NIMBY snobs deep down anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Nov 2021 9:03am)
  • > slagging off refugees Fucking show me where I do that you cunt. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Nov 2021 10:03am)
  • Ooh, found todays bigotry post! Nice. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Nov 2021 11:13am)
  • > I was talking about junkies they are everywhere. Get. To. Fuck. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Nov 2021 11:12am)
  • You absolute prick. That post is - very obviously - talking about the people with those signs up. Taking the piss out of refugees? You're a fucking stupid, horrible cunt. Fuck off. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Nov 2021 11:10am)
  • I didn't post a picture, I posted the link to the news article. How fucking stupid are you? Guessing you've realised you're talking total shite, and you're away now. Thank fuck. Is the rest of your life a fucking fantasy too? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Nov 2021 11:17am)
  • Aye good edit, you lunatic. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Nov 2021 11:21am)
  • > threatening messages More total shite. 'Lying', as people usually call it. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Nov 2021 11:58am)
  • Keyfob cloning is very much A Thing now. If your key is kept close to your car. Maybe somebody tried that, and could only get the battery functions working. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Nov 2021 12:09pm)
  • Good. Worst case scenario ruled out then, I think. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Nov 2021 12:34pm)
  • Don't try to claim people you don't know are racist then. Or somehow anti-refugee. Don't twist words in general and it's a deal. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Nov 2021 12:33pm)
  • "I understand drug culture! Mummy's gardener told me a story about when he smoked a spliff one time!" by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Nov 2021 2:11pm)
  • That's not what a 'data breach' is. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 26th Nov 2021 8:19am)
  • > the band are decent folks and wouldn’t lend their name to any shady shit Nothing to do with the band, it's down to the booking agent that the label - Warners - employs. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 26th Nov 2021 9:09am)
  • Not much help, but Brian Traynor's family own the land that Junction 1 is on. It was where all the food vans were stored off-season, and during lockdown, then they decided that rather than take the vans to festivals, they'd just get people to come to them. Did a food festival, and then figured they could claim it was a venue and get more people along. Whole thing is on a shoestring so no wonder he's blowing it so badly. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 26th Nov 2021 9:07am)
  • Just don't get it wet. Or hot. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 26th Nov 2021 10:09am)
  • TV on the wall and they didn't even make the bed. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 26th Nov 2021 11:00am)
  • Max's isn't Scottish, and is even named after the New York venue that inspired it. OP, Stravaign is very good if you can get there (number four bus or subway to Kelvinbridge). by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 26th Nov 2021 2:12pm)
  • Corinthian?! You're mad. I'd never take an out of towner there. Full of coked up sales wankers. It's as high end as a Live Love Laugh sign. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 26th Nov 2021 7:40pm)
  • This looks like it's suggesting there are only four homeless people in Glasgow. Which is laughable, obviously. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 27th Nov 2021 10:44am)
  • Put them out on the street and report them as fly-tipping. Saves you £35 x 2. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 28th Nov 2021 11:30am)
  • "Modern homes" in the eyes of 1950s Glasgow overspill. EK truly is a shithole of a failed experiment. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 28th Nov 2021 12:17pm)
  • There goes Christmas. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 29th Nov 2021 8:27am)
  • > Six cases, but apparently a milder strain. Apparently not, and apparently more transmissible than Delta. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 29th Nov 2021 10:39am)
  • When I moved away from an airport I missed the noise, then when I moved away from a train station I missed that noise too. Quite gets creepy. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 29th Nov 2021 9:14pm)
  • A fanny is a bum, a bum is a tramp, and a tramp is a slag. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 29th Nov 2021 9:13pm)
  • If you turn up at the door in a t-shirt in December you're not going to get let in. Make sure you've got your test certificates or whatever the venue requires. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 30th Nov 2021 8:05am)
  • If your work don't understand what jury duty is you should probably find somewhere else to work. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 30th Nov 2021 8:48am)
  • lol Stongbow by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 30th Nov 2021 8:45am)
  • Why can't you just book somewhere? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 30th Nov 2021 8:45am)
  • Guessing you work there and are the bird in question. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 30th Nov 2021 9:39am)
  • Witness then, even worse if your work aren't letting you take time off. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 30th Nov 2021 9:41am)
  • Uni/college have an obligation to let them have a break if they're in court as a witness. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 30th Nov 2021 9:51am)
  • Large gaps, and they claim to have fixed it overnight... Based on the state of the repairs on the rest of the city's roads, I can't see these being very effective for long. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 30th Nov 2021 9:54am)
  • Yeah just click through the link, open the new tab, scroll down and it's right there! by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 30th Nov 2021 10:44am)
  • They're off for the same amount of time at Easter, and three times as long during the summer. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 30th Nov 2021 10:43am)
  • Super weird you giving a fuck that some stranger on the internet looks at porn. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 30th Nov 2021 10:45am)
  • Shout out the anonymous person sending me Reddit's suicide-help information, surely meant as a 'joke'. As somebody who has twice attempted suicide in the past, before their life turned around through entirely unexpected reasons outwith my control, it was fucking horrible to see some of those words again. So fuck you. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 30th Nov 2021 5:07pm)
  • Bullshit. When people are lying they miss out big chunks of what would normally be important, and go into detail about insignificant things. This story is pure pish. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Dec 2021 4:18pm)
  • For attention. Same as that guy who said his wife was almost hit by a firework, then decided it actually missed her by miles because of the trees. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Dec 2021 4:39pm)
  • Describe what the woman did. And what was the guy saying? That might help others avoid this person. Weird how active and lively the "junkies" are now. Never used to be like that. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Dec 2021 5:14pm)
  • You get your own bravery in early on. Did you forget? " I chased him out of the carriage I was in when he tried to follow a young woman to the bathroom." by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Dec 2021 5:13pm)
  • Most people on this sub honestly don't know how reality works. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 4th Dec 2021 8:00am)
  • No point in linking a video, but there is a point in typing up a rambling, non-sensical post about this imaginary incident. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 4th Dec 2021 8:00am)
  • > heroine Well you definitely know what you're talking about. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 4th Dec 2021 4:32pm)
  • That isn't meant to be a pun. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 4th Dec 2021 7:18pm)
  • Not sure why this is downvoted. Original post is pure "Haha, those wacky foreigners!" by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 5th Dec 2021 7:33am)
  • "LOL no it isn't it's the singer from Nirvana hahaha" by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 5th Dec 2021 7:37am)
  • "Not knowing" (or 'ignorance', as it is often called) breeds racism. Let's all laugh at the foreigners and their funny words though, eh? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 5th Dec 2021 10:50am)
  • I don't think the majority of people who laugh at things like this care about being educated when there's a cheap joke to be made. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 5th Dec 2021 3:23pm)
  • Yep. Testament to how stupid people in Glasgow are now. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 5th Dec 2021 3:22pm)
  • Nah same here. Ayrshire? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 5th Dec 2021 9:19pm)
  • I'm sure it's still the best way to show how above everyone you are when you're a Glasgow Uni student whose experience of the real world extends to Fortnight and Love Island, but for the rest of Reddit, this is worth a read. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Dec 2021 8:08am)
  • It's better that this happens than it doesn't at all. It's obviously necessary, based on the state of folk on here. Probably all calling each other 'spastics' and going to 'the Paki shop' too. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Dec 2021 8:57am)
  • Oh yeah. Thank you. Not a boomer. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Dec 2021 9:09am)
  • Because Glasgow Uni students posting on Reddit suffer the same daily abuses as problem drug users? Shut up you mug. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Dec 2021 9:05am)
  • Stereotyping based on the torrent of people who couldn't comprehend how the word 'junkie' is a shitty thing to say last time this came up. Also, "simply stated" means I'm going to stereotype you as a patronising cunt. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Dec 2021 9:17am)
  • Yep. And it's clear from here that people aren't ready to change their attitude around the stigma of problem drug use. All makes for a thoroughly miserable situation. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Dec 2021 11:39am)
  • Not on the ground floor. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 10th Dec 2021 4:04pm)
  • Totally. Really depressing, especially since most of them think they're being funny with it. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 10th Dec 2021 4:05pm)
  • "Ooooh, it's the ENGLISH!" No it isn't. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 11th Dec 2021 10:04am)
  • Mount Florida is more expensive than Battlefield. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 11th Dec 2021 10:01am)
  • He was being sarcastic because this thread gets posted every few days. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 11th Dec 2021 10:00am)
  • Very little. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 11th Dec 2021 10:06am)
  • It's there! People from London buying up all OUR flats, supposedly. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 11th Dec 2021 10:05am)
  • > Galice is cocky Jesus fuck man. It's 'gallus' by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 11th Dec 2021 6:13pm)
  • > Glaswegian accents are ALWAYS over written Especially on here, quite often. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 11th Dec 2021 6:12pm)
  • What are we meant to be looking at? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Dec 2021 10:24am)
  • Assuming they drive... by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Dec 2021 10:26am)
  • Samantha's Ice's (Apostrophes all correct) Real Dairy (Take your word for it) Ice Cream (Undoubtably) Often Licked Never Beaten (Classic old fashioned advertising patter) by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Dec 2021 11:12am)
  • Stop voting for the SNP in council elections. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Dec 2021 2:34pm)
  • Nah, it's got much worse - I voted SNP for ten years until pretty recently. They're raising business rates in the centre to discourage retail, so they can convert more full blocks into residential. like at the top of Buchanan Street. Charging businesses full council tax *while shut on their orders due to Covid* was the final nail in the coffin, but spending millions of pounds on proposals for things that will never ever happen (elevated walkway along the river, a roof over the motorway at Charing Cross) rather than doing anything makes it seem like they've just written off Glasgow city centre. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Dec 2021 2:43pm)
  • I figured he was talking about Christmas Day. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Dec 2021 9:23pm)
  • > it only has two stations and the carriage, still pulled by a rope, only travels 0.5km! Bet it still runs after 6pm on a Sunday. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Dec 2021 10:19am)
  • Was it notorious shite-talker MathanGael? Saw his account was gone. He's lived his whole life in Glasgow but has also just moved here from America. Sometimes talked about his wife, sometimes it was a girlfriend. Making it up as he went along, him. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Dec 2021 1:44pm)
  • Fuck's sake, I can imagine. Never saw any of that but his patter on here was ridiculous. Wife nearly got her head blown off by fireworks which just missed her, but it was fine because the tress along the street stopped the firework before it got anywhere close. All in one thread. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Dec 2021 4:54pm)
  • Probably to do with the mess and the noise, and the amount of people who would constantly be going back and forwards to the bar during the show. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Dec 2021 10:09am)
  • You sound like a total fanny and I'd hate it if you were my landlord. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Dec 2021 10:10am)
  • > I'm from a country which its currency and economic status is going downhill Aye mate, so are we. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Dec 2021 11:09am)
  • I'm sure you're a good person really, but your first line makes it look like you really look down on Glasgow, and yet you want to make money out of it. Buy-to-lets are stopping people who want to buy a flat (because they need somewhere to LIVE) from getting on the property ladder. Do what you want, whatever. This is what's fucking the housing market right now though. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Dec 2021 11:08am)
  • There were two of those recently. Both boys from India asking if £55k was enough to live on. Probably trying to get their hole organised before they show up. This guy just seems like a prick. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Dec 2021 11:56am)
  • Yeah, somebody called 'cuntDundee' is possibly taking the piss. The one I saw was genuine, post history checked out and all that. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Dec 2021 12:10pm)
  • You think it's "funny"? There's a housing crisis here right now because of people who don't even live here buying flats to turn a profit. If you were homeless and you wanted to live in Glasgow you'd get a perfectly reasonable response and lots of people would probably want to help you. As it is, you're asking advice on how to profit from the current shortage of accommodation and your current situation doesn't exactly make it seem like you're hard up. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Dec 2021 2:23pm)
  • And you live in Stirling? You have absolutely no clue what you're doing and hopefully the replies you've got here will help you understand that. Fuck the buy-to-let market. It should be stopped for a couple of years to let things level out. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Dec 2021 2:51pm)
  • What does having a TV licence have to do with it?! Not sure if you're talking the piss now... You live in Glasgow, have no idea where to buy and hadn't noticed the completely fucked housing situation? That's all quite unlikely. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Dec 2021 3:28pm)
  • The internet does news now, it's great for that. Investigating market fluctuation would be one of the first things a normal person wanting to buy to let would do. Maybe you should spend your £110k on NFTs instead. Or put it all on a horse. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Dec 2021 3:44pm)
  • 5 mins... 4 mins... 3 mins... 2 mins... DUE... 25 mins... 24 mins... 23 mins... by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Dec 2021 10:08am)
  • > Glasgow is a real friendly place and the neighbours would normally gather to see the bride/groom and shout words of encouragement! Have you been on holiday for fifty years? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Dec 2021 10:05am)
  • Mostly used for playing FIFA and doing karaoke. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Dec 2021 12:33pm)
  • > Shawlands is the Balenciaga trainer of the property market. Expensive and ugly, but trendy. Not really. West End is more Balenciaga - shite and overpriced, so people think it must be good. Style over substance, at a ridiculous premium. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Dec 2021 12:39pm)
  • That's my penthouse. Don't be so nosey. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Dec 2021 2:03pm)
  • > not too expensive Like? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Dec 2021 4:24pm)
  • Mount Florida, where they also are called the Disco Flats. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Dec 2021 7:50pm)
  • Fair enough, 25 years ago is quite a long time. A lot has changed. I've got perfectly nice neighbours but they mind their own business. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Dec 2021 9:14am)
  • 55k is plenty. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Dec 2021 9:15am)
  • I am so sure this stuff is bot-generated. "around 7.53pm"?! by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Dec 2021 11:37am)
  • Can you drive a taxi? Are you comfortable being around bins? Ever filled in a pothole before? There are loads of opportunities right now. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Dec 2021 12:37pm)
  • You're thick as fuck. You think 'copper' and 'bastard' are common Americanisms? "The phrase "All Coppers Are Bastards" first appeared in England in the 1920s, then was abbreviated to "ACAB" by workers on strike in the 1940s. The acronym is historically associated with criminals in the United Kingdom." by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Dec 2021 12:40pm)
  • ACAB was always about when I was wee. FTP is definitely newer. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Dec 2021 1:46pm)
  • You think "football hooliganism and associations with skinheads" is American? Those things are not American. Also, 'Fuck The Police' is massively known as an NWA tune from 1988, so I'd say you've got this completely backwards. Regardless where FTP came from, ACAB as is British as it gets. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Dec 2021 1:44pm)
  • I definitely prefer London for that; nobody's looking at you and asking what you're doing or where you're going. Londoners have seen it all, they don't care. You can do what you want in peace. People here are nosey. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Dec 2021 3:25pm)
  • Username checks out. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Dec 2021 3:53pm)
  • And DPD are the best of the lot too. Had a Hermes parcel that was claimed to have been delivered, and the proof was a blurry picture of a van door. Emailed a complaint (because you can't phone) and about a week later some cunt turns up in his motor and tosses it near-ish the door from about ten feet away. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Dec 2021 4:38pm)
  • That's the Viridor plant. They buy recycling off the council. The council get paid for the recycleable stuff we throw away, which is why they're suddenly so keen for us to separate it properly. [Although most of it seems to get sent overseas anyway](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-59557493). by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 18th Dec 2021 10:38am)
  • Why? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 18th Dec 2021 4:34pm)
  • Has he moved yet or are you still there? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 18th Dec 2021 7:49pm)
  • Ah, this one again. Classic. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 19th Dec 2021 11:31am)
  • Man, you're the best person on here. It's horrible that you're posting this. It might not help you, but the thing that kept me going through the end of my marriage was the thought that it takes two people to make a relationship work, and just because the other person has changed, it's not your fault. You're being you and they've drifted off, and they're a different person now. Think about who they are now - a shut-off, uncaring, distant person - and not the person that you had those fun times with and went to those places with. I've seen people split up with their bird and dwell on all the good times, miss the fun things they used to do, but that's not who the person is anymore. They're the person that has ended the relationship, not the person they fell in love with. You're a nice, smart, hard-working, interesting person so don't let that slip because of the actions of another person. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 19th Dec 2021 3:09pm)
  • Or, post three times on your local Reddit within 24 hours and hope for the best. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 19th Dec 2021 6:24pm)
  • I remember when people thought taking a photo in black and white 'made it good'. Now it's just about wildly oversaturating it, so enough people think it looks like 'a proper photo' or something. Having a watermark on this did give me a laugh though. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 19th Dec 2021 6:24pm)
  • Just like everybody does when they stand in that spot and take this same photo. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 19th Dec 2021 6:21pm)
  • Shut up. Your pictures are very, very average versions of photos that have been taken a million times already. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Dec 2021 8:34am)
  • Wow, NOW we're talking shit. That's a late contender for the most poorly composed photograph I've seen in all of 2021. But hey! It's over-saturated AND in black and white, so it must be good, right?! No. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Dec 2021 8:43am)
  • I work with photographs so it's an amusing break to come here and see amateurs with shit, boring pictures, thinking they're masterpieces, (And watermarking them lol) when literally anybody could point their phone at the same thing and take the same photo (believe me, they do). The best bit is the saturation though. Somebody I once worked with told me that this sort of saturation is the photography equivalent of walking into a restaurant in Paris and speaking English with a French accent. That made total sense to me. But really, your average photos are very average. Imagine some shit covers band had posted their version of an Oasis song on here. And then done it again. And *again*. That's what your photos are like. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Dec 2021 8:41am)
  • Excellent stuff. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Dec 2021 8:44am)
  • Later today? Lunchtime? The money's in. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Dec 2021 8:57am)
  • Totally. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Dec 2021 11:09am)
  • Yeah, fair. No booze after 10pm maybe... by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Dec 2021 11:27am)
  • Was at Stewartfield(?) retail park this morning and it was absolutely rammed. Carpark just about full at 10am. Also, passed Hampden yesterday and it seemed quite busy. Maybe around 50,000 people in there for a few a hours anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Dec 2021 11:32am)
  • I thought that was perfectly reasonable, accurate feedback. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Dec 2021 3:37pm)
  • Thought it was interesting to see how some places looked. And the woman does a good job of pronouncing 'Glasgow' properly. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Dec 2021 8:27pm)
  • Rosebury Street doesn't exist anymore, but there's a new build street called Rosebury Terrace. Tribute I suppose. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Dec 2021 9:04pm)
  • "Thanks for the extra £220million for hospitality, but you know what, the pubs can stay open for now" by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Dec 2021 10:06am)
  • Hoping /u/TorranToi is doing alright. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Dec 2021 10:11am)
  • Added the underscore. Cheers. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Dec 2021 12:26pm)
  • You didn't have to. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Dec 2021 1:33pm)
  • Any 'news' site with auto-playing videos gets my vote. Distracts from the absolute gibberish in the text. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Dec 2021 2:41pm)
  • Glasgow Twitter reacts to pothole - with hilarious results! by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Dec 2021 2:40pm)
  • > Even in modern new builds the weight of someone bounding along will cause significant noise. *Especially* in modern new builds. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Dec 2021 9:38am)
  • Speak to the council and pay the missing instalment and you'll be fine. If you can't afford it, ask them to add it on to the remaining balance and charge you monthly, meaning your monthly payments go up a little to cover the missed one. Been there before. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Dec 2021 12:44pm)
  • > Careful here though Username doesn't check out... But yes, good point. Scott & Co, urgh. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Dec 2021 1:22pm)
  • You might not have to wait very long to see it collapse for real, if the rumours are true. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Dec 2021 3:00pm)
  • Just hoping to not get woken up by the fireworks at midnight. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Dec 2021 6:56pm)
  • And to you mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 23rd Dec 2021 7:54am)
  • Good on you. Keep it up! The days start getting brighter now. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 23rd Dec 2021 10:14am)
  • Found Brian Lamont. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 23rd Dec 2021 2:36pm)
  • Plenty of pubs will be open at night. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th Dec 2021 6:52pm)
  • Surely the most-photographed Conservative prime minister in Scotland. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 25th Dec 2021 10:42am)
  • You mean the Transport Museum, now called the Riverside Museum. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 25th Dec 2021 4:08pm)
  • You sure? Granary was shut two nights ago. Heraghty's, Clockwork, Beechwood and the Old Smiddy are usually open. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 25th Dec 2021 4:10pm)
  • Merry Christmas everybody, and thoughts are definitely with anybody else for whom this is just another day, except with the shops shut and no buses. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 25th Dec 2021 5:32pm)
  • Ah yes, 'the game'. The student version of 'If u read this u r gay' for the 21st century. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 26th Dec 2021 11:34am)
  • Good, fuck off again. And stop posting here. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 26th Dec 2021 11:36am)
  • Nobody liked you, eh? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 26th Dec 2021 11:55am)
  • Wow, well spotted. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 28th Dec 2021 3:34pm)
  • It'll be warm so you could get some beers and walk about. Not sure where though. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 30th Dec 2021 4:52pm)
  • Not linking it, but GlasgowLive have stolen this for their fucking horrible website. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 30th Dec 2021 4:59pm)
  • Another quality thread from here (BA's Portland bridge) stolen by GlasgowLive to make 'an article' that's 1% as entertaining as the actual thread. If you're reading this GlasgowLive 'writers', and I know you are, you should be fucking embarrassed by your job. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 31st Dec 2021 8:15am)
  • PSA (I think): Hampden is no longer a vaccination centre. Went down there to ask if they had any LFTs, and the jannie told me they didn't know if it would be a vaccination centre again or not. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 31st Dec 2021 10:38am)
  • Probably nowhere good. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 31st Dec 2021 3:13pm)
  • Fucking wanks who should know better letting off fireworks in Mount Florida. If it's only one night a year, maybe I'll celebrate my New Year at midnight in a few weeks. Cunts. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 1st Jan 2022 9:33am)
  • Yep. Fucking dogs got set off for about an hour after that last night. And I don't have a dog, just every fucking one for miles around. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 1st Jan 2022 10:47am)
  • Same too! See you there. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 1st Jan 2022 11:04am)
  • Quality. Watching now too. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 1st Jan 2022 11:04am)
  • I got told earlier the closest is Stirling. Not sure how true. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 1st Jan 2022 11:36am)
  • What's it about? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 1st Jan 2022 7:23pm)
  • Yeah. Video is WAY better than the boring thread title suggests. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 1st Jan 2022 8:43pm)
  • Walk in the park and a big wank. Then walk home again. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 1st Jan 2022 8:53pm)
  • WHAT'S YOUR BADGE NUMBER?! BRUTALITY! by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 1st Jan 2022 8:52pm)
  • Nah. Real trees are for twats. Leave it out on the pavement to rot for months like everybody else. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 2nd Jan 2022 11:15am)
  • > The people that were attacked by the police You absolute crackpot, making up your own version of reality here too. Get a grip. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 2nd Jan 2022 11:28am)
  • > night clubs are specifically classified as a place where there is dancing and you have to have a jag passport It's a jig passport you need. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 2nd Jan 2022 11:26am)
  • Nah, as somebody who dreads this time of year for all sorts of reasons it's good to know there are others in the same boat. Fuck off with your "Och, cheer up!" patter. There's a reason suicides go up at this time of the year when anybody not having a good time gets grief. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 2nd Jan 2022 3:19pm)
  • There was a torn-up pigeon in my garden until quite recently. That explains it. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 2nd Jan 2022 8:11pm)
  • Turns out the polis were there to see the owner's licence and he wasn't showing them it, so they had to shut the place down. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 2nd Jan 2022 8:24pm)
  • It's not in Hampden. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Jan 2022 10:48am)
  • > I was bricking it cos they were so close to the traffic I'm sure it would be them doing the bricking. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Jan 2022 10:51am)
  • Shouldn't have bought a real Christmas tree then, should you? You got a Great Dane in there too? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Jan 2022 12:32pm)
  • The people who bought a chopped-down tree to stick in their living room for a few weeks who now don't know how to get rid of it... What did you think would happen? Did you think Santa would send some elves to collect it? Did you expect to leave it kerbside and have the council collect it? Because these too outcomes are about as likely as each other, which is quite unlikely. I guess it's better these folk are dumping Christmas trees in back closes nowadays rather than puppies in the Clyde, but there's still a baffling lack of forethought involved. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Jan 2022 12:35pm)
  • Ah yes! A quick call to Glasgow City Council's famously efficient and reliable refuse department, and everything will be sorted. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Jan 2022 1:35pm)
  • Great shot OP. I know you took it because you'd have credited the photographer otherwise, and I'm sure you're not the sort of person who steals somebody else's work for internet points. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Jan 2022 1:50pm)
  • Will link the news article then you fucking idiot. Rather than just taking the bit you liked and posting it next to your name. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Jan 2022 2:09pm)
  • This is literally the link to the video. You're so stupid. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Jan 2022 3:06pm)
  • You'll have more chance of somebody hearing what you need done before they ignore you, than if you just send an email they don't even look at. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Jan 2022 3:55pm)
  • It is no longer a vaccination centre. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Jan 2022 2:01pm)
  • Thanks very much. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Jan 2022 1:48pm)
  • Yeah, GP first for a referral. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Jan 2022 5:02pm)
  • Bearsden and Milngavie would have been the right answer twenty years ago. As it is now, they're just dull suburbs miles from anywhere. Giffnock would be your best start. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 6th Jan 2022 8:21am)
  • Enough if you're spending time with family rather than groups of mates. Old Cathcart would be ideal too; you've got Mount Florida, Queens Park, Battlefield, Strathbungo and Shawlands nearby (these are where house prices are going craziest and where the best stuff is), as well as a train station, it's near a bus line, and you're handy for the M74 or the M8. Travelling to the west end for uni won't be an issue because it'll probably be mostly online, but you can get a number 4 bus right to Glasgow Uni. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 6th Jan 2022 8:37am)
  • Christ. Fair enough. Not much choice then. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 6th Jan 2022 9:59am)
  • I think your budget is relevant now, now that you're being directed to Maryhill (shithole) and Milngavie (not a shithole)... by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 6th Jan 2022 11:05am)
  • Best Kebab by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 6th Jan 2022 11:14am)
  • Where did you live before here? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 6th Jan 2022 1:13pm)
  • Weird place. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 6th Jan 2022 2:48pm)
  • The kids who do GlasgowLive are going to be SO excited today. Looking forward to them telling us about the snow, reposting stories about other times it's snowed, and - hopefully - learning how 'Glasgow Twitter' reacts to said snow. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Jan 2022 7:39am)
  • Cheers! I don't have windows so this is ideal. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Jan 2022 7:36am)
  • You can definitely still just walk into a normal pub. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Jan 2022 8:54am)
  • It's not his video. This person posts stuff he's found, as if it's his, but it isn't. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Jan 2022 8:57am)
  • Comments talking like he's some sort of hero for making the sort of video you'd expect from a thirteen year-old. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Jan 2022 9:03am)
  • I think they presume that gangsters are just badass 24/7, being a dick to everybody they meet and trying to save money at every opportunity, rather than living otherwise normal, respectable lives and not the types to draw attention to themselves for skipping the fucking train. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Jan 2022 9:08am)
  • You were late for the bus, so you missed the bus. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Jan 2022 9:05am)
  • Mate fuck off with these. At least post the links to where you're stealing them from. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Jan 2022 11:17am)
  • Ahahah! Yeah. "The feds". by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Jan 2022 11:15am)
  • Since you were a child? Since last week then? Post the fucking links to where you get your karma-farming posts from you absolute twat. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Jan 2022 12:13pm)
  • This is hardly interesting stuff. It's a picture nicked from where the interesting stuff is, with no link to the interesting stuff. This fucking idiot saving photos from websites he likes then posting them here with no back linking is 100% cunty. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Jan 2022 12:12pm)
  • OK. Enjoy your meaningless pictures posted from elsewhere with no context. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Jan 2022 12:34pm)
  • Right, so Glasgow Uni was founded on the 7th of January 1451? What a day. If you actually cared about the stuff you post you'd start a conversation. You'd talk about. I see your 'comment karma' is a whopping -100, so I guess you're karma-farming (as they say) but make a bit of fucking effort. You wouldn't walk into a pub and just hold a picture up in front of somebody's face. I hope. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Jan 2022 1:07pm)
  • Brewdog.2 by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Jan 2022 3:11pm)
  • Yeah exactly, two dickheads running a company and passing off their dickhead behaviour as being 'edgy', and they've obviously got a 'You should be glad to work for us' attitude. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Jan 2022 4:17pm)
  • "Pal"... Hahaha! Sorry da. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Jan 2022 8:08pm)
  • Worst. Post. Ever. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th Jan 2022 8:33am)
  • > it is a lovely area afaik Lol by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th Jan 2022 8:35am)
  • Now there's something you don't see every day. Lovely. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th Jan 2022 11:28am)
  • Premier League football and Britpop aren't really subcultures. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th Jan 2022 11:31am)
  • > BAaD (Barras Art and Design) Operated by Brian Traynor, one of the worst people ever. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th Jan 2022 11:30am)
  • He sells tickets for events that are never going to happen and then it's almost impossible to get a refund. Whether a stand-alone gig at his own 'venue', or festivals where the billed artists don't actually play. Just Google him. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th Jan 2022 12:31pm)
  • Just got a Christmas card (this morning) posted from Ayr on the 15th of December. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th Jan 2022 2:28pm)
  • Blink MacDonald posting on here too now? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th Jan 2022 3:18pm)
  • > grammar and spelling is to good OK. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th Jan 2022 3:45pm)
  • It's a reverse funnel scheme. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th Jan 2022 7:35pm)
  • I wake up in a sweat at the thought of lazy GlasgowLive contributors posting on here for content. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 9th Jan 2022 1:31pm)
  • Not really, no. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 9th Jan 2022 5:17pm)
  • It's a joke based on how often this gets asked. It's horrible in there. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Jan 2022 7:43am)
  • Those three years she spent as a toddler in Scotland must really have informed her intentions. What a prodigious talent. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Jan 2022 11:58am)
  • Jeez, that site is worse than GlasgowLive for intrusive ads. Most of their pictures have already been posted here anyway: https://twitter.com/74frankfurt by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Jan 2022 4:41pm)
  • Long since given up trying to do the right thing. Green bin has been full for a week and won't be emptied until Friday. It was brown on Friday there, so it was half full of regular rubbish. Nappies and whatnot. It'll be full again by Friday, so when the green one gets emptied the stuff in the brown bin can go in there (which will fill it up) and I can start putting regular household waste in the brown bin again. Blue fills up first (although they probably don't recycle the majority of the contents anyway) and then the extra goes into wherever there's room out of green and brown. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Jan 2022 6:40pm)
  • Important question. How's he not on the three-week (if they come) schedule? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Jan 2022 6:48pm)
  • They do. Although I think it gets sent to Romania for it. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Jan 2022 6:46pm)
  • Ah, Denningstown! Probably. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Jan 2022 7:00pm)
  • Haha! Yeah, they'd have moved out by the time this lot saw the email. Only got one anyway. Not much use. Got two blue bins after they gave us a new one and didn't take the old fucked one. They're still nowhere near enough, especially when half filled with nappies and broken things. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Jan 2022 7:13pm)
  • I've got jury duty soon. Is there any way of finding out what the trial will be before the day? If it's just money laundering or something I probably won't bother. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Jan 2022 11:29am)
  • Probably best to write your landlord a letter about it, but make sure it's signed by everybody else in the close, and the person who was sick. You should hear back in a couple of weeks. Or clean it up yourself, you weirdo. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Jan 2022 11:40am)
  • Excellent, thank you for a sensible answer. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Jan 2022 3:24pm)
  • It's been my public duty to stay indoors for two years. If I've got something better to do when this is on, I'll be fucking doing that instead. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Jan 2022 3:24pm)
  • I haven't replied to the letter. Still deciding. There's no way they can prove it was delivered. I got a Christmas card from the 15th December the other day. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Jan 2022 3:23pm)
  • Well that was a disappointing click. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Jan 2022 3:22pm)
  • Interesting. Thank you. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Jan 2022 3:25pm)
  • Ha! Yes. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Jan 2022 3:47pm)
  • Nah mate it was university professors. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Jan 2022 5:41pm)
  • Yep, I've got a date, it's next Friday. Feeling a bit Covid-y though, so might not manage... The thought of sitting about doing fuck all with a bunch of total randoms doesn't appeal much. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 12th Jan 2022 10:47am)
  • For work? Get a taxi both ways. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 12th Jan 2022 8:38pm)
  • Nobody's looking at the city centre thinking it's beautiful you maniac. Also Hailey is free to do what she wants. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 13th Jan 2022 8:31am)
  • Rutherglen isn't in Coatbridge, and if reckon there's somebody driving around central Scotland doing this deliberately you're mad. It's how people are nowadays. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Jan 2022 7:58am)
  • > I wish people would stop looking at the west end and city centre and that and think wow Glasgow is a beautiful city The whole post is one sentence you absolute mongo but it was this bit I was talking about. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Jan 2022 7:59am)
  • Are they fuck. He's a simple, bog-standard, Covid-denier. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Jan 2022 8:49am)
  • His LinkedIn account, and I think Facebook, throughout most of lockdown. Cunt rambling shite about how it's a conspiracy and how he should be allowed to open. Pretty sure masks were banned in his place, even when they were mandated by law. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Jan 2022 8:48am)
  • Fuck that guy. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Jan 2022 8:47am)
  • Didn't know that, cheers. It'd be pretty mad if it was the same person. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Jan 2022 8:46am)
  • Is it fuck. I hate the SNP too but fuck this guy; that doesn't even come into it. We're all isolating and not being able to see family and he's on LinkedIn rambling away into his phone about how it's a conspiracy to keep hospitality down... Hospitality which is one thing an independent Scotland would really have to up its game on. I mean, they're not trying to attack you personally, you thick fucking bellend, it's global and nobody can do anything. Nobody needs fucking chicken right now. Shut up. Heard his new Southside one got the shutter graffitied too. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Jan 2022 8:56am)
  • You're basically GlasgowLive. They also spend minimal effort digging up old stories that other people wrote and posting them on their own outlet. Always made me think that GlasgowLive was good for old people, people without computers, but that doesn't make sense, so I don't know why it exists. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Jan 2022 11:40am)
  • > to fucking retarded Sound. Not sure that Glasgow's been polished though, it's a fucking stinking shithole. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Jan 2022 12:57pm)
  • These posts are beyond low-effort. OP offers absolutely fuck all beyond these posts being "Here is a thing anybody else could find". I mean a link to the BBC? It's hardly unearthing something incredible, is it? So much of this stuff is out there, WITH CONTEXT, and it's easy to find it where it belongs, like here: https://digital.nls.uk/gallery/category/photography Rather than having some person/bot pasting links to anything with a black and white photo and expecting people to fill in the gaps. I think I just hate Facebook and this is pure Facebook behaviour. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Jan 2022 12:56pm)
  • > Your account has serious chocolateweazel/fluffykintail vibes. Innit! by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Jan 2022 1:53pm)
  • The internet is dumbing people down. If OP posted the full story about this, rather than the bite-sized BBC fluff piece people might be encouraged to seek out more information on the website. But the BBC site isn't one that's hard to find, it isn't a revelation to know that it exists, and this isn't something that wouldn't have appeared on the first page of Google. And the guy's just a fucking weirdo anyway, check the absolute state of his posts. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Jan 2022 3:59pm)
  • This is a much better post than this entire thread. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Jan 2022 4:01pm)
  • Linking back to your own post, in the comments of your own post? You're such a valuable contributor. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Jan 2022 4:00pm)
  • Sounds like here. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th Jan 2022 9:08am)
  • "hottest post today" proves what a total cunt you are. The absolute state of your posts in /r/Scotland and your own made-up sub are still the main evidence there though. You're a fucking useless nothing. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th Jan 2022 9:12am)
  • 'Bam' isn't an acronym... by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 16th Jan 2022 8:14am)
  • Haha! Yep! Ones in SNP bobble-hats, paying £30 for their vinyl LPs. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 16th Jan 2022 8:13am)
  • > If there wasn't a benefit to the city Glasgow wouldn't allow it. What's the benefit of leaving all the potholes unfilled? The bins unemptied? Plenty of very ordinary things are 'allowed' that are detrimental to the city. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 16th Jan 2022 9:54am)
  • > Tourist tours and the like as Glasgow becomes known as "the Gotham of the UK" You're off your head. Glasgow's streets get dressed so that they don't look like Glasgow. It's not like there are cars whizzing past the Duke of Wellington, or along the side of the Kelvin. Let's accept that Glasgow is the cheap alternative to filming in New York, and these people come here to cover up the buildings and make it look completely different, then fill the gaps with CGI. You'd be as well going to some empty warehouse because that's where Trainspotting was filmed. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 16th Jan 2022 9:57am)
  • Be aware that Hillhead Bookclub is a G1 venue - G1 are the most despised pub operator in Glasgow, and with good reason. They actually changed their name to The Scotsman Group recently, to try to avoid all the hate, but it's still G1. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th Jan 2022 9:36am)
  • Well done mate. This sub has 91k subscribers so you're making sure plenty more people see this filth. Well done. You should have torn it off and carried on. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 19th Jan 2022 12:08pm)
  • It's just a boozer, but when it's owned and operated by a man called Stefan King, it's one for decent people to avoid. Google him and look at literally any news story that comes up. One of the worst had to be putting two-way mirrors in the girls' toilets of one of his places, so the boys could see the girls in there. There are plenty of decent options around there without lining that guy's pockets. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 19th Jan 2022 12:11pm)
  • Seems like I am wrong, and this thing should definitely be shared. This place man, such a bunch of wee fucking idiots. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Jan 2022 8:59am)
  • If there were stickers up about the place saying, for instance, that you were a paedo, would you want that shared on here, the ultimate Facebook twitchy-curtain neighbourhood group? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Jan 2022 8:57am)
  • Totally! "Hey mum, I found some AMAZING hate speech today! I don't know what it means but it's probably bad. The guys at /r/glasgow are gonna love it, I'm so excited!" by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Jan 2022 1:49pm)
  • You get to fuck you silly cunt. Listen to it. Fucking state of you. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Jan 2022 1:51pm)
  • > This post is a fuckin embarrassment. > > This sub is a fucking embarrassment. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Jan 2022 8:44am)
  • Totally. "HAW! Yer in Glasgow now! Talk the same as us!" And they totally don't even think there's anything, you know, 'wrong' with that. God forbid they meet somebody who doesn't even speak English. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Jan 2022 8:44am)
  • > First off your I scotland is the bins What is this shite? OP makes much more sense than you you thick cunt, and they can call it 'garbage' all they want. If you don't understand what they mean, ask your helper. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Jan 2022 8:42am)
  • "Love" Fucking hell. You really are a total cunt. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Jan 2022 8:41am)
  • "Hahaha! This person doesn't talk exactly the same as us! Hahaha!" What the fuck is wrong with you? It's clear what the question was. Don't you like it when people who aren't from here don't use the same words as you? It's always people with some reference to Scotland in their name that are the worst. You nervous about people using other words, yeah? What about people with different coloured skin? Do they annoy you too? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Jan 2022 8:40am)
  • I really hope not. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 27th Jan 2022 3:42pm)
  • That's fine, that's how people have spoken for years. Things like 'melt' and 'bruv' annoy me because they're picked up from English TV and sound stupid with a Glasgow accent. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Jan 2022 9:15am)
  • One fine day in the middle of the night... by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Jan 2022 11:56am)
  • > your a tradesman and people use that term around you all the time Posh cunt confirmed. Illiterate, but still a posh cunt. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Jan 2022 2:05pm)
  • And "shite". Which is funny because this post is textbook "shite" "patter". by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Jan 2022 10:39am)
  • Best Kebab. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Jan 2022 2:39pm)
  • Looks like the storm knocked the horizon into a weird angle. Hopefully that gets fixed before the May elections. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 31st Jan 2022 9:11am)
  • If the worst thing that happens on Vicky Road is somebody accidentally giving a slice of pizza to a tramp, it's definitely gentrified. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 31st Jan 2022 11:41am)
  • Certainly is. The graveyard at Rutherglen, before anybody asks. I remember there being quite a debate about that first time round. Less so second time. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 31st Jan 2022 12:33pm)
  • Preferred the original version from the time, without the stupid caption and the TikTok logo. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 31st Jan 2022 12:32pm)
  • Hahahahaha! Do you pretend you're beating up limp-limbed drug addicts when you're on GTA aye? /r/iamverybadass by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 31st Jan 2022 1:04pm)
  • /r/thathappened by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 31st Jan 2022 1:03pm)
  • Congratulations! by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 31st Jan 2022 3:32pm)
  • Ah, so you work in a shop, and were classed as a key worker? And it's a shop that drug addicts come into. So I guess you probably aren't selling Bentleys or golf clubs, or anything beyond 'essential' stuff, so it's probably safe to assume you're full of shite and working a Spar or something. Twat. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 31st Jan 2022 3:32pm)
  • You're so full of shite and this is a joke account. That said, you're putting the effort in and you might be quite funny in real life, but the thing with fake accounts is to quit while you're ahead, and not answer everything. Away back to school now wee man. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 31st Jan 2022 4:03pm)
  • > the literal month leading up to bonfire night We call this 'October'. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 1st Feb 2022 8:38am)
  • Notorious local shitcunts GlasgowLive being even less tactful about the Chinese New Year celebrations with the headline *'lots of us taking to social media to ask what the hell was going on - with many aggrieved that the noise was robbing of their precious shut-eye'* by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 1st Feb 2022 8:40am)
  • This sounds like some kind of quiz, or personality test. "Now YOU decide: What has happened and who is to blame?" by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 1st Feb 2022 11:12am)
  • Heraghty's if you support Celtic (which I suspect you do because you're asking this), and The Regent if you support Rangers. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 1st Feb 2022 2:00pm)
  • The Regent then, probably. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 1st Feb 2022 2:07pm)
  • Seen a lot of this lately. Ridiculous that it's up to residents to clean the public streets nowadays. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 7th Feb 2022 9:55am)
  • Just back from a while in London, and it's crazy the difference. Everybody, in general, wears them on public transport and in shops there. Like it's just become normal and it's what you do. Here it seems to be all about showing how hard you are by not wearing one. Away for a week and I'm more worried about my trip from Central across Gordon Street into a taxi than the entire rest of it. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 7th Feb 2022 10:34am)
  • "Tee hee! A girl is talking! Best to just take the piss" by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Feb 2022 10:00am)
  • Link please. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Feb 2022 7:23pm)
  • Religion is disappearing, you seen how many churches are turning into pubs or flats these days? Only the absolute worst cunts still think their interpretation of some made-up bullshit is an excuse to start a fight. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Feb 2022 7:21pm)
  • Cheers mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Feb 2022 9:22pm)
  • > Fellow Weegies! About as convincing as the classic 'Fellow kids'. No cunt from here calls themselves that you fud. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 13th Feb 2022 11:49am)
  • Such a myth. They were already on Columbia, and licensed through Creation. It was all already organised and they figured that putting them on the bill with another Creation band would be a good way to mark it. Bands don't just turn up and demand to play, and Oasis certainly didn't. They knew each other (them and McGee) long before that show. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 13th Feb 2022 11:51am)
  • > BMX Bandits who Oasis were supporting at that show Duglas talking shite I think. It was an 18 Wheeler (David Keenan's band) show, with Sister Lovers and Boyfriend. I was one of the couple of dozen people who gave a fuck about 18 Wheeler's indie-big-beat and I was there, so believe me. Don't think they ever played with the Bandits but I'm sure Duglas probably there, hating it. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 13th Feb 2022 2:07pm)
  • Ahahaha! It seems you've definitely met Duglas before. I was picturing him with a Japanese schoolgirl on his arm and a creepy grin on his big spotty face, but yours 100% applies. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 13th Feb 2022 2:34pm)
  • Paul Cardow smashed up the toilets in the Captain's Rest when he had to give it up, and he already owed a lot of money on it. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 13th Feb 2022 2:44pm)
  • Mad, isn't it? Clubs for 'older' people are still fucking 80s cheesy bullshit. Pop and disco. I'd rather go somewhere and hear Tresor or early Warp or Sahko records. Much like all the other thousands of people who went to all those good clubs in the 90s. Not a trace of Wham! to be heard. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 13th Feb 2022 4:30pm)
  • I had the letter a couple of months ago, so I rang up to register because I was up for it. Rang the number after 5pm the day before and it gave me some information about the previous day, so the message had to be two days old. Same message again on the morning the thing was meant to start. Figured if they can't even get the right message playing the case probably isn't happening and it was easier for them to do fuck all than actually alert anybody. Obviously haven't heard anything back since. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 14th Feb 2022 9:29am)
  • Moved away and reinvented himself after seeing that video on GlasgowLive one too many times. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 14th Feb 2022 6:36pm)
  • Doesn't Nile Rodgers live here now? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Feb 2022 9:46am)
  • Penny Farthing? That's had the same guys drinking in it for fifty years. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 16th Feb 2022 9:31am)
  • Not mine. Cheers though. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 16th Feb 2022 9:37am)
  • Those were. Some of my best Barras 'gigs' were Pure too. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 17th Feb 2022 10:02am)
  • Ice Cube when that boy got stabbed and everybody had to stay behind and the next time you went there were metal detectors and searches. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 17th Feb 2022 10:01am)
  • > he's in with a virgin-in-Shettleston's chance of getting to run Glasgow City Council. Not originally from Glasgow, hoping somebody can explain. Do virgins from Shettleston tend to find themselves running GCC? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 18th Feb 2022 7:53am)
  • Politician does politician thing SHOCKER. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 18th Feb 2022 7:52am)
  • If it's competency based try you sound as incompetent as you can. You'll fit right in. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 20th Feb 2022 8:59pm)
  • You're new around here, huh? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 21st Feb 2022 2:26pm)
  • New to Glasgow, and its council. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 21st Feb 2022 7:33pm)
  • Sorry da. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Feb 2022 10:02am)
  • Well if you think pointing out the litter to GCC will make GCC do anything, you're either very new to the city, or you're insane. Presuming it's the former. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Feb 2022 10:01am)
  • Suggesting you're new to Glasgow is an insult? Your daily life must be arduous if that's insulting. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Feb 2022 11:20am)
  • Considering the staggering CT bill I pay, I'll be busy working I'm afraid. Also, I'm not picking up somebody else's litter when I pay the council to do that already. I'll release some energy by not voting for the SNP in May, and that will feel great. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Feb 2022 11:39am)
  • > Not even wealth can protect you Yep. The most expensive parts of the city, in the southside, are fucked too. At least the roads are wide enough that you can weave around them, a bit. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Feb 2022 3:38pm)
  • "East End" bahahahahahahaha! by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 23rd Feb 2022 1:53pm)
  • Nobody from here says "Weegie", and most of those bands are not actually made up of Glaswegians. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 25th Feb 2022 8:23am)
  • He's fucking Welsh. This thread is an absolute car crash. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 25th Feb 2022 8:29am)
  • Damaged is on Screamadelica, and definitely not their Stones period. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 25th Feb 2022 8:28am)
  • Primal Scream didn't exactly make Screamadelica though, it's mostly remixes of their previous stuff. It's an Andrew Weatherall album really. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 25th Feb 2022 8:25am)
  • Hi Iain. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 25th Feb 2022 8:30am)
  • It was a joke based on the name of somebody who was in all those bands at some point. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 25th Feb 2022 9:11am)
  • Quick Google, fuck off. He's well known to be Welsh. Is McDonald's one of your favourite Glaswegian restaurants too? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 25th Feb 2022 1:52pm)
  • Shine like Stars and I'm Coming Down are both Weatherall. He made about 70% of that album and is 100% why it did so well. Isn't it weird how Primal Scream sounded nothing like that before or after? Leather trousers, Screamadelica, leather trousers. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 25th Feb 2022 1:50pm)
  • I think even LWB themselves would admit they're overrated these days. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 25th Feb 2022 2:37pm)
  • With good reason. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 25th Feb 2022 2:43pm)
  • Made by Jagz Kooner from Sabres of Paradise, and the Chemical Brothers, which is why it sounds like the sort of music Sabres of Paradise and the Chemical Brothers were doing a few years previously. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 25th Feb 2022 4:42pm)
  • Jagz did two, Tim and Ed did most of the rest of it. Source is Mani, who was going out with a girl from Glasgow at the time so was basically living here. Used to drink with him in Sleazys on weekdays for a while. He also said he wished he'd been in Happy Mondays instead, and Mersey Paradise is about Hillsborough. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 26th Feb 2022 7:49am)
  • You see that everywhere. Weans in buggies with Greggs sausage rolls, weans in McDonald's, everything. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 26th Feb 2022 8:44am)
  • > If you want to support then donate to Ukraine charities, International Red Cross or Amnesty International or any organisation that's on the ground etc. Doesn't really work as well on social media as a picture of them holding a flag though. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 26th Feb 2022 8:42am)
  • Imagine even knowing who somebody is on here, let alone something they said two years ago. You're a creepy fucking weirdo and you obviously don't have anything good going on in your life but stop stalking me. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 26th Feb 2022 1:23pm)
  • > Our deterrent lives at sea This. Since the independence campaigning, it's been painted as us living on the doorstep of a massive heap of nuclear submarines. They're at Faslane for a couple of days every three months. Prestwick Airport sees way more military action than Faslane, and would definitely be a target before an empty submarine garage. Also there's absolutely no way we'd be welcome into NATO or the EU if we'd just shut down one of Europe's main nuclear bases. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Feb 2022 9:39am)
  • Independence campaigning tried to make out that Faslane was going to be a liability. Well, it's not. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Feb 2022 4:14pm)
  • Faslane won't be targeted anytime soon because there are no submarines there. It'll be airports, if anything. Which it won't be. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Feb 2022 4:12pm)
  • Meanwhile regular people in Ukraine are joining in, picking up weapons, coming together and working to defend their country. God help us if that's every required here. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Feb 2022 4:16pm)
  • If even 10% of the people on this sub could be bothered to contribute, it'd immediately be several hundred times more worthwhile than GlasgowLive. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Feb 2022 5:04pm)
  • I've seen them use a sad-face emoji when linking to a story about a murder. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Feb 2022 5:03pm)
  • All the other Reach hyperlocal sites I've seen are absolutely fine, content-wise. Still riddled with autoplaying-advert videos and whatnot, but readable content. Fuck knows why the Glasgow version is so woeful. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Feb 2022 5:02pm)
  • Bahaha! Right enough. With that, this is essentially the perfect example of a GlasgowLive 'article'. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Feb 2022 5:14pm)
  • For sure. The Record are Reach as well, so it's probably the same work-experience schoolkid doing their socials, but at least the content on the actual Record site is more or less original. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Feb 2022 5:21pm)
  • Yeah, the property pieces (which have been lifted from here in the past too) are either 'Lol, you'll need to do some work to this run-down Drumchapel cow shed' or it's 'the cutest studio flat in Hyndland'. If I was looking at a gaff and it appeared on GlasgowLive I'd worry there was something wrong with it and probably look elsewhere. Guessing somebody is told to look through RightMove until they find something qUiRkY, or just anything in either Finnieston or Strathbungo. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Feb 2022 5:25pm)
  • These aren't ads. No chance any money is changing hands for these. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Feb 2022 6:28pm)
  • Yeah true. A new branch of McDonald's that's "sending Glasgow Twitter into a frenzy" is probably not a real attempt at news. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Feb 2022 6:47pm)
  • Honestly. They could stop some random cunt in the street, ask them to say something, and get better content than they currently have. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Feb 2022 7:27pm)
  • Also better written. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Feb 2022 8:30pm)
  • By taking content that's already publicly attributed to somebody, and putting their own name on it to pass it off as their own, in return for money. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Feb 2022 9:48pm)
  • > the specific threat to Glasgow by virtue of its proximity to Faslane and Coulport? What specific threat is this? All the submarines are at sea, as usual, and hopefully pointing their missiles at Russian military bases. I'm glad we've got a nuclear deterrent anyway, since there would be no chance of an independent Scotland getting into the EU or NATO if they scrapped it. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 1st Mar 2022 12:27pm)
  • Why would an empty submarine garage be a target, when the submarines are in the Black Sea? The idea the Putin is potentially going to test-fire some missiles into the North Sea is more concerning to me, although not as much as it would be if there was loads of oil left. There are no members of NATO who had a nuclear deterrent and then got rid of it. Because time moves forwards, and not backwards. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 1st Mar 2022 12:44pm)
  • Absolutely. It's like somebody who's next door neighbour got broken into deciding to start leaving their front door open at night. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 1st Mar 2022 1:49pm)
  • Regular Ukrainian people are picking up guns and preparing to fight. Meanwhile folk in Scotland and shiteing their pants. God forbid anything bad actually happens here, we'd be completely fucked. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 1st Mar 2022 3:33pm)
  • Who was Grambo? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 1st Mar 2022 3:32pm)
  • A high horse for being sensible? Fuck knows what's wrong with your horse mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 1st Mar 2022 3:35pm)
  • Think you need to go for a walk bro. Calm it. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 1st Mar 2022 3:57pm)
  • Sound mate, Ukraine should just give up because it's stressing you out, here in the fucking comfort of Glasgow. Got it. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 1st Mar 2022 4:01pm)
  • Yeah, nobody he knows though. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 1st Mar 2022 5:07pm)
  • Worst cunt. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 1st Mar 2022 5:16pm)
  • No, not like that. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 1st Mar 2022 9:21pm)
  • Stupid unfunny shite for aresholes. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 3rd Mar 2022 10:01am)
  • > random people say hi to you when walking down the street Never had that happen once, in thirty years. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 7th Mar 2022 12:26pm)
  • Hardly a pilgrimage then, is it? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 7th Mar 2022 2:50pm)
  • Oh yeah, I've had that. It's more of a nod of acknowledgement though. Like 'I have I identified that we are currently sharing this space'. I thought you meant like a full-on "Hi!" when you pass someone. You get that everywhere though. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 7th Mar 2022 9:32pm)
  • Had it on here loads of times, but it doesn't say what post it 'came from', so it's pretty meaningless when somebody's trying to abuse it. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Mar 2022 9:52am)
  • Lives next to expressway, complains about noise. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Mar 2022 4:32pm)
  • "We need to keep the discussion about what is a reasonable and affordable fare on the table." So the bus firms can decide what's reasonable then? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 9th Mar 2022 4:20pm)
  • > West End just off Hyndland Rd, it's 3 bed. Did you read OP's post? They're getting priced out of renting a flat. The West End is nothing like it used to be but that's still going to be out their price range. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Mar 2022 8:32am)
  • > there’s no such thing as a good landlord Absolute bullshit. If you think that, maybe you're the problem. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Mar 2022 8:38am)
  • > And also you don't know what my contact is prepared to accept. Ahahahaha! Quality. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Mar 2022 9:53am)
  • How is that trolling? "Troll!!!" is just the go-to comeback for when people who have no clue how to have a conversation on the internet get annoyed. Guessing you're a pensioner. And that's cool. But this isn't what trolling is. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Mar 2022 12:33pm)
  • You live your entire life online, don't you? You struggle to disconnect from the internet and you've invented this persona for yourself. Cool. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Mar 2022 12:49pm)
  • I'm a landlord, and my tenant pays my mortgage (and nothing more), and I pay his buildings insurance and factors fees. What should I do? Give him a blow job every month as well? Wash his hair for him? Get a grip you freak. Most people would kill for that flat, for where it is and for how cheap he gets it. He's been there for about ten years, too. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Mar 2022 12:50pm)
  • Downvoted for renting out a flat for less than it costs. Oh, this place... by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Mar 2022 1:51pm)
  • Fuck off you weirdo. Away back to your niche porn and death videos. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Mar 2022 2:02pm)
  • REMOVED Fuck you on about? Fuck. Off. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Mar 2022 2:46pm)
  • > Maybe this time you can fuck her on your special chair? Your like Norman Bates out of psycho This is fucking deranged. Projecting much? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Mar 2022 2:53pm)
  • I have never used the services of a prostitute in my life, and I doubt I'd have ever joked about prostitutes on here, since prostitutes aren't something that cross my mind very often. There's something wrong with you mate. Step back and look at the state of your posts on here, maybe? Switch the computer - AND your phone - off for a bit and go for a walk? Even just around your flat. Being an anonymous shit-talking weirdo on the internet doesn't seem to be working out for you. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Mar 2022 2:53pm)
  • Yeah I don't drink and I'm happily married. I don't think you're very happy at all. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Mar 2022 3:06pm)
  • I see the prostitute line is one you've used before. Alongside being racist, arguing about death videos, and posting ridiculously cringey comments on Asian pornstar(?) pages. I can imagine the flat you're talking about is yours, where you live with your mum, OP would only be welcome if they did the cleaning in a maid's outfit or something, and that your weird Norman Bates reference is basically autobiographical. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Mar 2022 3:24pm)
  • Jesus fucking Christ, it's *'you're'*. It's short for 'you are'. As in "You're the one with the weird fantasies". Dead mum and mentioning Norman Bates? Hmm. The mind boggles. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Mar 2022 3:34pm)
  • This barely even makes sense. Good luck with whatever it is you're talking about. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Mar 2022 3:31pm)
  • Also, I definitely didn't pass it off as a living. It costs me money. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Mar 2022 3:57pm)
  • The guy gets a flat for about half the price of anybody else in that close, and gets his factors bills paid. How is this ripping him off? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Mar 2022 3:56pm)
  • Hey, people would love that look now. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Mar 2022 8:42pm)
  • Magic. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Mar 2022 8:41pm)
  • "daft enough"? What's the alternative? Steam engines? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Mar 2022 11:43am)
  • So is invading a country and killing the people who live there, but it happens. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Mar 2022 11:45am)
  • Do the big shop on a bike, and take the kids to school on a bike? Sound. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Mar 2022 1:15pm)
  • That's not what 'a flex' is. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Mar 2022 2:27pm)
  • Port Glasgow is lovely little (former) fishing village on the Firth of Clyde. People say it's like 'Glasgow in miniature', and it's lovely at most times of the year. Locals are welcoming and the food is amazing. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Mar 2022 2:29pm)
  • If you really want it you can really wait a month. Only shiters don't have waiting lists. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Mar 2022 4:58pm)
  • I was going to say, setting it on fire is probably best. I'd be surprised if there's a better idea than that. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Mar 2022 4:57pm)
  • Might be wanting somebody else normal to move there. It isn't happening. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 12th Mar 2022 2:02pm)
  • Dennistoun and Battlefield for sure, but flats in Ruggie or Tollcross? Wildly different. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 12th Mar 2022 2:00pm)
  • Will you kid be sleeping in the same room as you? Will that be for long? Surely you'd be better with a two bed? Even if the other bedroom is a box room? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 12th Mar 2022 7:04pm)
  • Just different types of area. There's a bit more to do in two of those places than the others, if you're a young family. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 12th Mar 2022 7:01pm)
  • OK cool. Sounds alright. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 12th Mar 2022 10:12pm)
  • Not such a cool place for the staff though... by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 13th Mar 2022 10:12am)
  • Nobody's posting about a regular school getting its leaky roof fixed on social media. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 14th Mar 2022 8:59am)
  • The Highlands and Western Isles seem almost entirely populated by rich English retirees. Do people think it's all crafters and weavers? The places where they spoke Gaelic read the Daily Mail and stand up for the Queen. Anybody up there during the Brexit campaigning? 'Vote Leave' on every lamppost. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 14th Mar 2022 9:04am)
  • Absolutely. It's a novelty language, unless you want to teach Gaelic. So many other relevant modern languages kids could be learning. It's a global world. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 14th Mar 2022 9:01am)
  • Weird how if you don't support independence (which you do anyway) you're called a 'Britnat troll'. For having a different opinion. So tolerant. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 14th Mar 2022 9:08am)
  • Level-headed reply from somebody that is clearly not mentally unwell there. Very nice. Nice to know the gaelic community are so pleasant, eh? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 14th Mar 2022 12:21pm)
  • Do you know how man *old schools* desperately need repairs to keep them useable, and safe? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 14th Mar 2022 1:07pm)
  • But it's not bollocks, is it? Look at the number of pensioners moving there, and look at the number of second homes owned on Skye (as one example). Western Isles are a retirement home for the rich English. Although they probably care more about gaelic than me, so maybe that's good for you: https://nhshighland.publichealth.scot.nhs.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/SkyeAndLochalsh-PopulationAndDemography.pdf by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 14th Mar 2022 1:06pm)
  • You're taking the piss but there's so much more value in teach those to kids than a language that hasn't been actively spoken here for 800 years. Knowing those languages will help kids progress society, and get decent, rewarding, well-paid jobs. Gaelic's a hobby. Something for evenings and weekends. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 14th Mar 2022 4:09pm)
  • All the guest houses are owned by English people. All the pubs are populated with them. I don't mind, since - unlike the majority of this sub - I don't hate English people, but they aren't there to soak up the gaelic. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 14th Mar 2022 4:07pm)
  • [Percentage of people born in England who live in Scotland, as of 2019.](https://external-preview.redd.it/zvVZ_JLPe44OBOtOd-6gPhvq_T7T4QZ8N1HASZJNOwQ.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=922d70f82493a42752b83f2abaf0ec5fe7d685e2) by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 14th Mar 2022 4:30pm)
  • Is actual proof not enough to change your mind? Typical. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Mar 2022 9:07am)
  • Got KBed from the Berkeley for being too steaming, and the mate I was with phoned the promoter, who came up the stairs and took me in. Tried to ignore the guy on smoke breaks. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Mar 2022 9:24am)
  • Absolutely no reason to live in the west end if you're on a budget like this. It's expensive to do things there, and it's boring. It's overrun with international students, elderly people and lost tourists. Until even about ten years ago it was what you'd conventionally describe as being 'studenty', but that's passed now. You'll have a much better time anywhere else, on that budget. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Mar 2022 10:46am)
  • Downvoted silently, of course. Typical. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Mar 2022 11:48am)
  • Them too. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Mar 2022 12:37pm)
  • Don't think they've asked that for about thirty years. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Mar 2022 12:37pm)
  • Anyone except the National. Daily Record would love it - they'd run it in their print edition and likely have it online amongst their sister publications. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 16th Mar 2022 2:27pm)
  • Daily Record's readership >>>> The Ferret's readership. Agree about the quality of The Ferret but a national might not want to touch it if it's already run there and there isn't anything new to add. I'd say going for the outlets with the big numbers early on is important. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 16th Mar 2022 4:39pm)
  • More people will see it there than anywhere 'good', and that's what's important, surely. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 16th Mar 2022 4:37pm)
  • > Doubtful https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/woman-arrested-after-alleged-attempted-26486446 by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 17th Mar 2022 12:35pm)
  • Guy only does it if he's getting double time. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 17th Mar 2022 10:12pm)
  • Glasgow Twitter reacts to this morning's stabbing - only nineties kids will get number three! by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 18th Mar 2022 9:56am)
  • What was the building? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 18th Mar 2022 11:13am)
  • The carpark on Berkeley Street is much cheaper than the one next to the Hydro, anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 18th Mar 2022 11:20am)
  • Lived around Mount Flo for nearly 20 years and never had anything remotely resembling any kind of hassle. Would recommend. Of course football games and gigs are hectic, but it's only on the day and there's plenty of warning. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 19th Mar 2022 6:27pm)
  • Outside options have always been terrible here. Probably to do with the weather. West is fine if you can get over how badly they treat their staff. Not sure if people care about that when the sun's out though. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 20th Mar 2022 9:59am)
  • Kelvingrove Museum shouldn't be on your list of reasons to move to Glasgow. It's good and all, but it's not like you're going every day or spending your weekend evenings there. You can get round it all in a couple of visits. Culturally, Glasgow's nothing like what it used to be even ten years ago. I can't speak for Notts but Newcastle and Liverpool have much more exciting, diverse, interesting things going on these days. Maybe it's good for video games and all that, but the music scene (for instance) died on its arse years ago. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 20th Mar 2022 9:56am)
  • Clutha for me. Good sized outside bit and sound regulars, unlike half of the wanks in West. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 20th Mar 2022 10:04am)
  • Nightwave at the Berkeley when it was new was probably the last thing that felt like it was actually 'something', rather than just a bunch of people in a room trying to look cool. SWG3 was great for years up until that too. Local artists doing exciting stuff globally, great afterparties, associated labels, and a connection with national and international artists... Really felt like A Thing for a while. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 20th Mar 2022 10:25am)
  • Fuck knows either mate. Standard stuff for this sub. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 20th Mar 2022 12:09pm)
  • I just can't see this working as a GlasgowLive headline. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 20th Mar 2022 6:37pm)
  • Pizza Lovers Rejoice! We've Found Glasgow's BIGGEST Pizzas! Here's exactly where to get them all. Whether you have a penchant for pepperoni or a taste for tandoori, here's our rundown of Glasgow's biggest pizzas! All stolen from a thread on Reddit. [90% of pensioners say this weird remedy cured their impotence] [This Wishaw man made £10,000,000 in one afternoon. Here's how you can too] etc by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 20th Mar 2022 7:27pm)
  • Who'd have thought, eh? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 21st Mar 2022 8:46am)
  • +1 for Mortgage Advice Brokerage. Used George several times. He's brilliant, and he'll show you every possible option - and it's free because they make their fee on mortgages sold. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 21st Mar 2022 11:43am)
  • If you type "What is newlands like as somewhere to live?" into Google, instead of here, you get nothing but answers. Maybe ask somebody to help you with Google before you look into moving? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Mar 2022 11:14am)
  • Wow, somebody with an autistic son asked about moving to a different part of the southside a couple of days ago. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Mar 2022 11:15am)
  • I'm a billionaire, and I'm looking to move, so I was wondering if the poshest part of Glasgow is a good area? Thanks. I can't be fucked Googling, since - despite my wealth - I don't know the basics of how to check an area or purchase property. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Mar 2022 12:36pm)
  • > many of us have ancestral gold Which areas in the southside, particularly..? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 24th Mar 2022 11:53am)
  • Is this like that person who pretended they didn't know what a potato was? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 24th Mar 2022 11:57am)
  • In central Glasgow, be sure to avoid Glasgow Central. Whatever else you do is up to you. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 25th Mar 2022 2:18pm)
  • Georgic. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 26th Mar 2022 8:37am)
  • It was over 100k about a month ago but dropped back down. Pretty sure Reddit delete unused accounts or something. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Mar 2022 8:15am)
  • > since covid Which more people now have than ever before. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Mar 2022 9:02am)
  • Definitely been over 100k before, I done seen it with my own two eyes. After somebody else pointed it out, anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 28th Mar 2022 3:13pm)
  • > No wonder the council doesn't do much, can't move for having to get "engagement". No, it's because they're useless, corrupt, self-serving thieves. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 29th Mar 2022 10:42am)
  • Getting to the event is fine, leave early and take your time. Good vibes all the way. When it's finished, for the love of fuck, please walk fifteen minutes to either Kings Park or Cathcart station, and get the train to Central from there. That way you'll miss the three-hour queue at Mount Florida station. Cathcart is on the circle, so trains going in both directions will take you to Central - one the long way, and one that (same as the Kings Park train) then stops at Mount Florida so everycunt who isn't as smart as you can try to pile on, but you won't care because you'll have sat in your seat five minutes earlier. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Mar 2022 5:12pm)
  • Traffic wardens have been non-existent at football games lately, but that might mean it's about to change. The exclusion zone (or whatever it's called) stretches as far as those two train stations, so you're as well doing that rather than trying to park up Old Cathcart, or Kings Park Avenue. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Mar 2022 5:19pm)
  • Pubs are either heaving or shut around here after gigs. Be as well getting to the centre before the trains stop. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Mar 2022 5:42pm)
  • Came here to say Hoagies. Firehouse pizza and chilli chips for me. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Mar 2022 8:17pm)
  • > Just switching to the SNP did not resolve the structural problems within the council itself > Some people might even say it got worse. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 31st Mar 2022 11:53am)
  • "FoUnd tHE RAnGerS SuPpORter" by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 31st Mar 2022 11:52am)
  • > They’re getting away with it purely because what party they are a part of 100%. Is it because of teething troubles? Are they still getting used to pretending to run a city? Is it because they're 'not the Tories'? Or is this just an acceptable cost in the lead-up to (supposedly) an independence referendum? I'm definitely hearing of SNP voters who've realised that voting for the SNP here, again, maybe isn't the best idea for the future of the city, but there must be so many people who think all this stuff is fine, because it's the SNP and they... Well, whatever it is people like about them. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 31st Mar 2022 11:51am)
  • Wow, username checks out. Prick. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 31st Mar 2022 1:17pm)
  • "Whalloper"... lol Going to need more info on that, but I fear you have completely misunderstood what's going on here. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 31st Mar 2022 1:24pm)
  • Yep. Worked with James Dornan. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 31st Mar 2022 2:58pm)
  • This should be on a billboard. Well said. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 31st Mar 2022 3:00pm)
  • > we all agree that the SNP is the only option Yes mate, we know what /r/Scotland is like. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 1st Apr 2022 10:20am)
  • Labour. Don't be rude and dismissive, like so many Nationalists are on social media. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 1st Apr 2022 11:04am)
  • Yeah, agreed. Labour it is. Labour it'll have to be. Do people think the SNP are going to improve? I think that time has passed. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 1st Apr 2022 1:08pm)
  • Spending the budget. If they don't spend it all they get less next financial year. Always happens at this time of year. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 1st Apr 2022 2:41pm)
  • >You know how can you look at someone and pretty accurately guess what team (out of Celtic and Rangers) they support just from their look/vibe? Not really. Do you work for GlasgowLive? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 1st Apr 2022 3:45pm)
  • Do you even know what shape the U.K. is? Also your title is harder to read than deep-fried nougat is to eat. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Apr 2022 11:21am)
  • Himalayan Dine in Shawlands and Hoagies in Mount Florida. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Apr 2022 1:07pm)
  • That place is going to struggle with that name, however good the food may be. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Apr 2022 3:14pm)
  • > Luchador, Pollokshaws Road - mostly abuse their staff > > Updated that. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Apr 2022 3:13pm)
  • Where? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 9th Apr 2022 12:01pm)
  • What kind of cunt says "tinnies"? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 9th Apr 2022 2:16pm)
  • Make megabucks? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Apr 2022 8:35am)
  • Some kind of ongoing party event probably. Has it stopped now? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Apr 2022 8:35am)
  • I dunno man, I think there's going to a be a lot of people on here staggered/terrified that anybody actually takes drugs. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Apr 2022 9:09am)
  • > His drug dealer showed up to the funeral in his BMW... This just isn't true and you know it. Is your dead friend real or also made up for internet points? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Apr 2022 9:11am)
  • Tidy up? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Apr 2022 12:13pm)
  • Aye totally. "Round the corner in five minutes. In the Ferrari today". by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Apr 2022 2:55pm)
  • Oh Susan Aitken how you tease us. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Apr 2022 9:28am)
  • Nowhere good does walk ins. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Apr 2022 9:28am)
  • Guessing 25% of your skin looks absolute shite then, since you have absolutely no standards. Bet you've got a full sleeve with clouds too. Get one from some shite tattooer when you get back home, prick. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Apr 2022 12:34pm)
  • All the reputable places I've ever known have a policy that you go in and speak to them, then they arrange for you to go back another time for the work. Nobody needs a tattoo on the same day they have the idea for one. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Apr 2022 12:31pm)
  • Sounds more like he doesn't want his kid out with a steaming, aggro psychopath. But you do your thing, brave knight. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Apr 2022 12:37pm)
  • Council elections next month... by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 13th Apr 2022 7:52am)
  • People on electric scooters, on these roads, in the wet, with headphones on... Can't see that ending well. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 13th Apr 2022 9:31am)
  • Have you ever been in a car? Radios in cars don't block out all the other sounds. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 13th Apr 2022 11:05am)
  • > I'm English > I had an interview in Edinburgh and was told I "wouldn't fit in because I'm not English". Are you English or not? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 14th Apr 2022 9:54am)
  • Knock their door for fuck's sake, who cares what they do for a living? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 14th Apr 2022 10:14am)
  • Fuck all else to do a I suppose. What else would they be doing? Watching TV? Nope. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 14th Apr 2022 3:49pm)
  • He didn't mention the big fish tail? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 14th Apr 2022 6:41pm)
  • > ...what a great and amazing place Ayr is There's some stiff competition in this thread, but that might be the biggest lie so far. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 14th Apr 2022 6:44pm)
  • Pair of absolute fucking cunts. No surprise the whole household is at it. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 15th Apr 2022 12:28pm)
  • Yep. Yellow rosette and 'NoT thE ToRIEs'! is all it takes. And they fucking know it too. If they thought they had to make any effort whatsoever, they might at least pretend. But nope. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 15th Apr 2022 1:20pm)
  • > Instead of generalising anyone with a religion and being disparaging, pause and think how you might appeal to their good side. Why should normal people make an effort with anybody that chooses to believe some crackpot religion over common sense, common decency and civility? Any religion/cult is dangerous, especially in the face of the overwhelming facts why they're all bullshit. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 15th Apr 2022 2:33pm)
  • Taxi companies have more say in these things than regular people. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 15th Apr 2022 2:36pm)
  • > People are asked to believe other people's dilusions that fly in the face of rationality and science every day by other groups. Are they? I can't think when this has ever happened to me other than seeing idiotic religious ideas on here. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 15th Apr 2022 3:00pm)
  • > Rolls Royce was donated Still not a great look for a supposedly socialist party though, is it? Especially when they didn't even want to say where it came from, until they absolutely had to. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 15th Apr 2022 3:18pm)
  • Same organisation. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 15th Apr 2022 3:17pm)
  • £8.50?! Holy fuck. That's wild. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 15th Apr 2022 3:16pm)
  • Using "merely" in a sentence = cunt. Clueless fucks like you letting these clowns in every year is why the place is such a fucking mess. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 16th Apr 2022 8:37am)
  • Take That was the worst by miles. Worse than Eminem, The Stone Roses and any Old Firm final combined. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 16th Apr 2022 10:41am)
  • You're still a complete cunt for using "merely". Absolute ultimate 'trying to sound clever and patronising' patter. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 16th Apr 2022 11:07am)
  • > I know all about it You reckon? > There’s a game on today? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 16th Apr 2022 11:29am)
  • I'm not a grammar Nazi in the slightest, I'm saying you talk like a complete prick. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 16th Apr 2022 11:26am)
  • Somebody stole your idea OP, and it wasn't GlasgowLive: https://twitter.com/offtheballbbc/status/1515337997071392769?s=21&t=uS6O_01_QPRBEoeU8KFnzg by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 16th Apr 2022 4:05pm)
  • Nah, the sea of screaming, steaming, shitfaced middle-aged women in pink cowboy hats for those three (I think) Take That shows was the worst by miles. Gerry Cinnamon and Liam Gallagher might give them a run for their money though. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 17th Apr 2022 7:08pm)
  • Post the video here, there's a couple of polis on this sub. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 18th Apr 2022 4:47pm)
  • Yes but where? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 18th Apr 2022 8:01pm)
  • Uniqlo would be good, since it's good stuff and everybody's skint. But nah, it's a restaurant for football players. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 19th Apr 2022 8:29am)
  • > having been to the one in Mayfair , it’s fucking brilliant and one in Scotland would be a blessing Yeah, this is just what the average person needs. A fucking restaurant for the 1% of people who can afford their prices and for whatever reason don't need to wait for a taxi at night. Even the people who go to this will only be going as a 'treat'. Maybe they could dish out their leftovers under the Heilanman's every night. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 19th Apr 2022 8:28am)
  • I know, I was making a joke. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 19th Apr 2022 9:18am)
  • > I can't make it, but the key question to all of those who have any sort of power atm is what have they actually done? I can answer that now, for free: Fuck all mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 19th Apr 2022 9:50am)
  • Rich people going out for dinner are pretty well catered for in G1 (the postcode, not the old name for Scotsman Group, I mean). Hope they don't kick out the homeless guy who lives under the archway next to them. But they will, obviously. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 19th Apr 2022 9:49am)
  • Cool, more coked-up wankers on Buchanan Street. Imagine this was a book shop again, or a venue, or some kind of celebration of the history of the building/street/city, or a shop that could replace Frasers, or Uniqlo (as people hoped), or literally anything else other than an Instagram opportunity for rich people with no taste (like the Glasgow Ivy is)? I suppose that genuinely is too far fetched nowadays. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 19th Apr 2022 10:17am)
  • The bathrooms in there aren't for taking a piss in, they're for smashing lines of coke before you get your picture taken in the doorway. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 19th Apr 2022 10:42am)
  • I'm saying absolutely fuck all like that mate. The city centre is already incredibly well-served for high-end dining opportunities. There are fewer and fewer reasons for people who aren't high-end diners or homeless drug addicts to be in the city centre nowadays, and I think that's a shit thing. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 19th Apr 2022 11:52am)
  • Wetherspoon, Blue Lagoon, Auctioneers, All Bar One, Subway and fucking Pizza Hut really help make the city centre an exciting destination? Fucking Blue Lagoon man, is that a joke? You missed Best Kebab. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 19th Apr 2022 12:28pm)
  • Somebody looking for drugs or a prostitute of some sort. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 20th Apr 2022 8:25am)
  • > there is a selection of users on here that are glaringly naive, and gullible. Also the reason why the SNP are in power. Wahey! by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 20th Apr 2022 8:31am)
  • > complete and utter banter-vacuum Bet you're a brilliant laugh at the rowing club. Fanny. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 20th Apr 2022 10:01am)
  • Leave it outside at night and report it as fly-tipping. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 20th Apr 2022 10:27am)
  • How's that "word salad"? Do you know what that means? You sound like a Glasgow Uni cunt, that was all. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 20th Apr 2022 10:27am)
  • "Incel"... Never been called that before. Isn't it only 'incels' that use the word 'incel'? Anyway, sorry you gave this bloke £20. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 20th Apr 2022 12:29pm)
  • "Wahey" was to show it was a joke. Like how people put /s at the end of something that's meant to be a joke. Do you think anybody talks like that in real life? They don't. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 20th Apr 2022 12:27pm)
  • How do you even know that you absolute freak? Fuck knows how often I come on here and fuck knows who any of you are. Who cares? It's an anonymous message board. You knowing all about me says so much more about you than it ever would about me. Glad you're thinking about me but you really shouldn't. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 20th Apr 2022 12:34pm)
  • Quick glance at your post history because you seem like a total weirdo... And yes. There you are, calling pretty much everybody in any thread an 'incel'. Such a shite default term for 'a man you disagree with', and I'm glad it only exists in the shitest corners of the internet. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 20th Apr 2022 12:37pm)
  • Hardly 'trawling' mate. Click the person's name and the most recent things they've posted come up. It's literally a click. And if that person is calling somebody the same thing in almost every post, and very little else, it's easy to get an idea of what sort of person they are. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 20th Apr 2022 12:50pm)
  • Just block me you absolute fanny. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 20th Apr 2022 8:01pm)
  • The most visible, outspoken anti-trans person out there is a woman. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Apr 2022 7:07am)
  • Ridiculous idea. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Apr 2022 10:18pm)
  • Just walk about. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Apr 2022 10:16pm)
  • Huh, could have sworn it was the Council. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 23rd Apr 2022 2:32pm)
  • Yep. I work for Gift (who don't exist anymore but maybe something similar does) doing charity sign ups in the street for a month. One of those cunts. It was £8.50 an hour about 15 years ago, and you do a month's trial. You're meant to end up getting three sign-ups a day but fuck that. You've got a month to put up with it and get paid. They'd take us for pub lunches and shit, because they reckon if you're in a good mood you'll do better. There were a few overly-happy crusty types there, some snowboarder prick and a load of good looking girls who absolutely smashed it. I was just normal/miserable. If you need money to live you'll put up with it. I ended up leaving before the month was up because I couldn't hack it but it got me money when I needed it. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 23rd Apr 2022 6:46pm)
  • It's Sturgeon's constituency, in an SNP-led council, in a country with an SNP government. Tell me whose problem it is. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 24th Apr 2022 1:58pm)
  • Sure, I'll give you that. There just aren't very many nice bits. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 24th Apr 2022 4:33pm)
  • Best Kebab. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 24th Apr 2022 8:03pm)
  • Best Kebab. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 25th Apr 2022 8:35am)
  • Especially hilarious when people use it on here, to try to sound hard. Typing on the internet. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 25th Apr 2022 10:27am)
  • Records have been photographed for Instagram, and then listed on eBay. Job done. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 25th Apr 2022 10:36am)
  • Don't think it exists yet. Brain Traynor, who promotes these events that don't happen, is promoting this one. That industrial area is his dad's and it's where all the 'street food' vans parked up during the pandemic, so he seems to have thought that he could just rent a stage and make a festival. Remember when Kelis was meant to be on stage and she was still in the US, possibly unaware that she'd been listed as an artist in the first place? Quality. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Apr 2022 8:54am)
  • Another American person posted here not long ago asking about their ancestry, and they got laughed at. Plenty of people here who just don't like foreigners, and that's a fact. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Apr 2022 9:32am)
  • He says he's American. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Apr 2022 9:31am)
  • Well said. Being hostile to friendly people because they're from another country isn't the norm here, but there's plenty of it. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Apr 2022 9:35am)
  • Having stones thrown at your window is pretty bad. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Apr 2022 10:01am)
  • Poundland Banksy. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Apr 2022 11:34am)
  • Doesn't matter if the venue is shit (or doesn't exist) when the events are never going to happen anyway, I suppose. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Apr 2022 11:32am)
  • The person who promotes these events. Pretty sure I mentioned that. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Apr 2022 11:31am)
  • If answering your question like that is what you thinking being "an arsehole" is like, you must have a pretty tough time of it. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Apr 2022 4:41pm)
  • They're probably about to announce a Prince gig. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Apr 2022 6:49pm)
  • Not really. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Apr 2022 6:48pm)
  • Ahaha! What a riddy. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Apr 2022 9:07pm)
  • Wee fannies have got the Super Soakers out when the weather gets nice for years. It's not even worth thinking about. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th Apr 2022 8:02am)
  • But they could have been doing a trial run for an acid attack! Haven't you read the thread?! You should lock all the doors and call 999 straight away. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th Apr 2022 9:34am)
  • Since they're definitely reading, I'd like to say 'Fuck GlasgowLive', and I'm glad that Reach are closing offices. When they start 'streamlining' their hyperlocal output, GlasgowLive will be one of the first to go. It's barely comparable with the other CityLive sites, and the people (or person) who do it are really obviously incapable of anything else. Usually these things are are stepping-stone into actual journalism, but image putting GlasgowLive on your CV? Christ. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th Apr 2022 11:47am)
  • Naming and shaming them here would be a start. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th Apr 2022 8:19pm)
  • They put a plant in it. And Glasgow Twitter is going CRAZY. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 28th Apr 2022 8:39am)
  • This. Best craft beer shop across the road from the best craft beer pub. Allison Arms is worth a look too. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 28th Apr 2022 9:05am)
  • Yeah, and most of them end up on here, too. Glad this OP didn't go and share the latest idiotic message with an extra 100,000 people. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 28th Apr 2022 9:30am)
  • > I assume you could still go up there during the concert to get a drink if you wanted to. But depending on where your seats are, it could be quite a trek. Yep, bar has service throughout, even when the curtains are closed. The toilets are definitely not a trek, there's Hydro Club toilets at each end of the Hydro Club bit, which is a small bar/restaurant bar on the left (as you go up) and the big restaurant on the right. I usually eat in the bar since it's a gig and I'm usually a bit half cut and don't want to sit still with a plate of food, but an Andre Rieu crowd might enjoy that whole side of it. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 28th Apr 2022 7:19pm)
  • Massively. If I can't get Hydro Club I don't bother, now that I know the difference. Walk straight in, and straight up the stairs to a bar with big windows. Sip your drink and eat your dinner while you watch everybody else bumbling about downstairs. Relax in your big comfy seats right in the middle, and if you need a piss the bogs are two minutes away and nobody else will be in them. I usually get in for free so I had no idea it's only an extra £25. That's an absolute bargain. You'll be glad you did and you'll probably want it every time. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 28th Apr 2022 7:16pm)
  • Hengler's is full of students these days. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 28th Apr 2022 7:20pm)
  • First have cleaners?! by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 29th Apr 2022 2:29pm)
  • > I knocked on his window to tell him that was too close (not just to me, to a second cyclist who was also unhappy with him). I look like a big, Glasgow Uni guy, so he immediately got aggressive and said he'd batter me. ...and... > A few minutes ago I just threatened to kick a shitebag in a Tesla's cunt in after he clipped me trying to squeeze by at the lights Which of these is true? Or did you both threaten to batter each other at the exact same time? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 29th Apr 2022 3:25pm)
  • I think you're exaggerating about a lot of this. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 29th Apr 2022 3:59pm)
  • > Edit; the replies from the cyclists on here are exactly why folk on the road have issues with you Yep. I've cycled here for 15 years, a few years of that couriering, and the all these new road-warrior cyclists that started since lockdown are making things so much more difficult. I'm a good cyclist, but that doesn't matter now, because drivers think I'm a cunt because of all these new people trundling along at 5mph in the middle of the road thinking they're saving the planet with ever push. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 29th Apr 2022 4:03pm)
  • Easier to move kids about in one of those than having them strapped to a bike on these roads. Glasgow is not Copenhagen (or any other well-functioning European city). by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 29th Apr 2022 4:01pm)
  • Guaranteed way to *definitely* get your cunt kicked in. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 29th Apr 2022 4:05pm)
  • I'm talking about the potholes. I cycle a lot. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 29th Apr 2022 4:12pm)
  • Yeah. Thinking they're saving the world by going so slowly, and slowing down half a dozen cars who then cough out even more fumes because they're taking longer to get to work/home/wherever. Stupid cunts. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 29th Apr 2022 4:11pm)
  • If you're going more than about 5mph, and there's traffic - or if you want to turn a corner - they can be hard to avoid. You'll start to notice that if you take your bike out again. Always in the fucking summer these threads, isn't it? Fucking part timers. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 29th Apr 2022 4:18pm)
  • > the type of person who purposely winds up car drivers And there are so, so many of these cunts. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 29th Apr 2022 4:16pm)
  • Maybe in 20 years. The point is that it definitely isn't now. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 29th Apr 2022 4:15pm)
  • > e-assist cargo bikes having the capacity needed for probably the vast majority of tradesmen You truly live in your own world, holy fuck. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 29th Apr 2022 6:23pm)
  • Nobody on this sub is capable of battering anybody. That's why they live out their 'battering people' fantasies here. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 29th Apr 2022 6:21pm)
  • So many cunts here living out their fantasies. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 29th Apr 2022 6:48pm)
  • This. The amount of people cycling in traffic, without the confidence to cycle in traffic, is why we get posts like this. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 29th Apr 2022 7:17pm)
  • Ahahahaha! Amazing. Stupid cunt. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 29th Apr 2022 8:14pm)
  • It's a vicious circle. Good point, well made. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 29th Apr 2022 8:16pm)
  • We've seen some pretty cringeworthy attempts at 'being hard on the internet' but this is something else, from /r/GodFearingCyclist. > I’ve gave 100 points in this month to drivers, come track down me down mate, can’t fuckin wait to see yi. :) 🏏😘😘😘 Boasting that he's polis and thinking a cricket bat emoji is a thing? Really doing some excellent PR for the polis and for cyclists there. And christians, presumably 😂🤣😂 by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 30th Apr 2022 8:20am)
  • If people whose taste you trust - because it's similar to your own - are telling you you're going to enjoy something, why not give it an extra bit of effort? I'm sure nobody like Albert Ayler the first time they heard him. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 30th Apr 2022 9:36am)
  • It's got its own carpark. Or it did... by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 30th Apr 2022 7:03pm)
  • [This is it from space](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Cuningar+Loop/@55.8379511,-4.2015417,191m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x7fa57f5c2723ee2!8m2!3d55.8413446!4d-4.2024767) by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 30th Apr 2022 7:07pm)
  • > If you can think of a novel way to do potatoes on the street Slice them up and fry them? You could even add cheese, or gravy. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 2nd May 2022 9:41am)
  • When people say they don't like parties where they're the centre of attention, they mean it. Much as loads of people want to celebrate it, are you sure he's going to have a good time? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 2nd May 2022 11:36am)
  • Same feelings about potholes as you, so I'm voting for the only reasonable choice: Labour in both boxes. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 2nd May 2022 4:31pm)
  • Oh, hello SNP voter. You rate the SNP as a council? *In Glasgow*? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 2nd May 2022 4:42pm)
  • Enough other people I've spoken to are voting Labour, so that makes me feel like it's worthwhile, rather than an independent. That's all. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 2nd May 2022 4:49pm)
  • > i also feel like in the mid 2000s to 2010s - even as austerity hit - there was a really good feel to where Glasgow was going and that has completely stalled Moved here in the mid-2000s because of that. Glasgow felt more positive, cultured, lively, forward-focussed, friendly and exciting than Bristol, Manchester, London or anywhere else. Now it's a closed, depressed, filthy shithole and it's getting worse by the day. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 2nd May 2022 6:44pm)
  • > except giving stuff away to buy votes Did you actually get your iPad and bike? Wonder what the free gift for voting for them will be this time... An iPad and a bike, but *actually*? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 2nd May 2022 6:42pm)
  • > they're fielding Orange Order candidates. Not just regular ones either, former Grand Masters. Didn't know about this. Found one example, do you have a link with the others? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 3rd May 2022 8:24am)
  • > Once independence is secured lol by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 3rd May 2022 8:32am)
  • > While SNP have not transformed Glasgow so far They absolutely have. It's disgusting now. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 3rd May 2022 8:31am)
  • Avanti train. Hasn't been Virgin for a couple of years. Which is a shame because Avanti are shite. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th May 2022 9:47am)
  • Talking toilet is gone but the hot air balloon wallpaper is still there, but with a big sticker over the 'Virgin' logo. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th May 2022 10:03am)
  • There was a generation there that weren't neds, that just wanted to wear shite clothes and get on Big Brother, but they seem to have spawned some of the worst neds ever. All these wee fannies noticing that nobody's out there causing it, so they feel like they should. Downhill from here. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th May 2022 8:49am)
  • Can you link to any other article? One that isn't GlasgowLive? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th May 2022 10:14am)
  • Do it yourself. Damn lazy students. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th May 2022 1:48pm)
  • Yep. The sooner we accept it the sooner we can move on. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th May 2022 1:59pm)
  • I could take it or leave it, really. It's fine. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th May 2022 2:40pm)
  • Apologies for the Daily Record link, but considering the amount of requests for suggestions of places to go in town, and the amount of requests from people with particular needs, I think this is worth knowing. They're also deleting comments about it from their socials, and blocking the people commenting. Classy. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th May 2022 5:20pm)
  • You use! Exclamation marks! Too much! I'd hate to have to read anything else you'd written! by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 6th May 2022 7:49am)
  • Boots and Tesco both do Meal Deals for around £3.50... by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 6th May 2022 10:37am)
  • Passed this not long ago and it looked like about the worst place I've ever seen in my life. Happy Hardcore absolutely booming out of the place, disco lights whirling around, and the place populated by a couple of old alcoholic men, a steaming, screaming group of orange women and some bams who looked like they'd been barred from the Spoons across the road. 'Kilts and Kocktails' is possibly the worst name for anything I've ever heard in my life too. It's not exactly Scottish-themed... by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 6th May 2022 11:07am)
  • Even Nico's isn't like this place. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 6th May 2022 11:17am)
  • Bloc usually always gets mentioned when somebody asks this, so... Bloc? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 6th May 2022 11:27am)
  • Chaebol or something like that. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 8th May 2022 11:39am)
  • 4.5 million views can't be wrong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08 by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th May 2022 10:32am)
  • They still get told it isn't happening, not with a £20k deposit for a BTL mortgage. "Get flatmates", basically. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th May 2022 10:30am)
  • This must be a pretty nice flat. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th May 2022 10:44am)
  • Found the 18 year old student. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th May 2022 1:39pm)
  • It used to be all independent shops, whether for music, clothes, or food, and now it's all shit chains because that's what all the international students who've moved into their 'luxury accommodation' need. It's expensive, touristy, generic and faceless now. Pubs used to be good too, but they're all totally interchangeable now. The southside nowadays is what people think the west end is, but hasn't actually been like for about a decade. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th May 2022 1:42pm)
  • Don't get me wrong, I lived there - in Hyndland - for years, but once you've seen the museum, walked along the river and watched your favourite bar or restaurant close or turn to shit, there isn't much left. Definitely recommended for a day out, but not to live anymore. It's a big student village now, with none of the good stuff that a student population used to bring it. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th May 2022 2:08pm)
  • > To be honest, landlords got greedy and rent became untenable for most independents in the west end. That's it. And it's mostly international students with rich parents paying rents a year in advance living there, so it's much more suited to them than anybody wanting to do something different/interesting. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th May 2022 2:15pm)
  • Anywhere else. Sounds a lot like the Duke Street area is a reasonable price just now, for what you'll get. Obviously Cathcart, Battlefield and Langside too, depending what you're after, how much you have to spend and how long you intend staying there. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th May 2022 4:45pm)
  • Wimpy gave you a plate and a knife and fork. Not your food in a laminated cardboard container. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th May 2022 8:44am)
  • > worth the taxi fare Right now? That place must be absolutely outstanding. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th May 2022 8:42am)
  • And also nothing to do there. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th May 2022 8:49am)
  • The people downvoting are the people who are stuck with mortgages there. Or are just snobs who think that because it used to be nice/fun/cool/interesting that it's still any of those things. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th May 2022 8:48am)
  • > there are lots of student flats now A new contender for understatement of the year. And it's absolutely filthy, from Charing Cross onwards. Nice to see all the people who bought in the West End in the last ten years downvoting, but it's completely true - it's a different place altogether, and geared towards international students and a few elderly tourists. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th May 2022 8:46am)
  • Guess you haven't had to get a taxi recently then. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th May 2022 10:30am)
  • One train station and a handful of buses that don't run into the night? Bearsden isn't really near anything; it'd be lovely to retire to, not much else. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th May 2022 11:36am)
  • Most likely in a container with the rest of this week's haul, heading down the motorway to Liverpool or Manchester. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th May 2022 12:03pm)
  • Facebook for people who don't have Facebook, but somehow much, much worse than Facebook. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th May 2022 4:49pm)
  • Half an hour on the bus each way, with the extra time at either end, is a long time to spend anytime you want to meet a mate, do some shopping, go for a decent meal, see a museum, have a pint or just about anything else. For the same money you could be living in Giffnock or Williamwood, where there are loads of amenities, outstanding schools, and all the things people probably used to want to move to Bearsden for. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th May 2022 4:47pm)
  • Southside is the answer, no doubt about it. Just trying to think of other places too. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th May 2022 4:45pm)
  • Backroads get wet too. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th May 2022 8:14am)
  • 14 floors? Jeez. That's a bit different for that part of Shawlands. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th May 2022 1:18pm)
  • The 14 storey builds are on Pollokshaws Road, yes. Rather than Kilmarnock Road. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th May 2022 2:35pm)
  • > Anywhere within a mile radius of... ...Central Station Nope, nope, nope. Central Station is in the filthiest part of Glasgow, so you're going to want to be at least a mile away from that. Don't move to the city centre. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th May 2022 8:12am)
  • > dozens of the city's best music venues Name them, please. You really think the "cultural centre of the city" is anywhere near Central Station? Not being funny, but do you live in Glasgow? The bars in the centre are shite too. If he's young and into bartending, he's going to want to be in places like Finnieston and Strathbungo, and not serving hauf and haufs to pensioners or jugs of cocktails to hen parties. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th May 2022 10:25am)
  • > I don't think it's controversial to say that most of Glasgow's most famous music venues are within a 1 mile radius of Central Station. I'd be harder pressed to name one which isn't. Yes, the Barras, Cathouse and King Tut's are within a mile of the station. I'd struggle to list "dozens" though, so keen to know what I'm missing. And if you think the bars in the city centre are better than anything well outside the city centre, you definitely need to explore more. When did you last visit Glasgow, out of interest? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th May 2022 12:03pm)
  • Depends if you're a group of steaming teenagers, a family, a couple, or pensioners. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th May 2022 12:23pm)
  • > I also don’t see the point in making us wait if you were always going to just pick the bigger amount anyway. No closing date? You would have been the highest offer, then somebody came along and made a higher offer. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th May 2022 12:27pm)
  • > I visit Glasgow every few months although I haven't lived there for a few years now Clearly. > But there's loads of bars in places like Bath Lane Bath Lane literally has one commercial business on it, and that's a nightclub. > Unless they've all closed since I was last there. Pretty sure you're thinking of Blackfriars, and yes, it closed a while ago. You don't know what you're talking about. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th May 2022 12:48pm)
  • They both are, without a doubt, but they're both so family-run that I can't see OP getting a shift in them. City Centre is an absolute dump and I wouldn't suggest anybody go there. Unless you want a rentboy or a bag of smack. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th May 2022 12:45pm)
  • Your main point is still wildly wrong; the great bars aren't in the city centre anymore. Maybe you're getting Glasgow mixed up with somewhere else. Leave the tips to the locals, eh? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th May 2022 1:08pm)
  • If there was no closing date, and they didn't close when they accepted your offer, something's wrong. And your solicitor should have told you that. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th May 2022 1:39pm)
  • > I'm from Glasgow so that makes me a local Bahaha! Aye mate, yer granny's cousin's pal went there once, you know aaaaaall about it. We've had the Pot Still and the Laurieston, tell us what the other 48 great bars in the city centre are then. Or what they were last time you visited. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th May 2022 4:26pm)
  • Congratulations - have a brilliant day! by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 13th May 2022 8:53am)
  • > people might queue up early and take those seats up Be one of those people. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 13th May 2022 8:53am)
  • Nah, archery would definitely be better. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 16th May 2022 4:59pm)
  • How did it go? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 16th May 2022 7:10pm)
  • > Had at least a couple of soggy pizzas from there. The classic complaint from people expecting a crusty American pizza from a Neopolitan pizza place. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th May 2022 8:34am)
  • > Best atmosphere would be rangers places but honestly I'd avoid them, it won't be pleasant in them > > I'd go with the west end places I mentioned, there'll be quite a few students so nice vibe This is one of the most pathetic things posted on this sub, ever. This should be framed above the toilet door or something. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th May 2022 9:03am)
  • > How do we blow the whistle on these dumbfucks? Saying what they're called would be a pretty sensible start. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th May 2022 10:38am)
  • "Susan Aitken will likely lead the minority administration and retain the leadership of the council" Just what nobody sane wants to hear. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th May 2022 1:49pm)
  • No you don't, you're an anonymous internet user posting a vague story on a forum. Unless you're just talking shite, obviously. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th May 2022 3:20pm)
  • I honestly wouldn't know where to begin, but I suspect you're trolling anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th May 2022 4:43pm)
  • Promises, promises, promises... Been there before. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th May 2022 4:46pm)
  • Your vast research being that you noted they replied to an email. Well that's that settled, then! Looking forward to things turning around sharpish! by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th May 2022 4:45pm)
  • She's in charge of the council of the city you live in. Ignorance and apathy like this is probably why the place is such a shithole. You don't need to follow local politics much to grasp what's going on. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th May 2022 6:37pm)
  • > Not because folk can't be bothered to memorize... Jesus. We're fucking doomed. Do you care who the boss is at your job? Or, more likely, who the teacher is in your class? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th May 2022 6:52pm)
  • Weird response but OK. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th May 2022 7:04pm)
  • You mean, "Dude I disagree with you". Bit of a sheltered life if you think that's what "toxic" is... by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th May 2022 7:46am)
  • Landlords can definitely pick and choose their tenants just now, so having a pet is going to be a struggle, I'm afraid. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th May 2022 1:33pm)
  • > It didn't impress me Hey Shania. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th May 2022 4:55pm)
  • Susan Aitken. Whoever that is. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th May 2022 6:43pm)
  • > what gave rise to the hellish landscape that was the Gorbels *Gorbals. And it was the Bruce Report that led to the state of it (in the second half of the 20th Century, which is what most people think of when they hear the name of the place, rather than the leper colony that used to be there). by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th May 2022 6:47pm)
  • The Bruce Report kickstarted the problem, but having Basil Spence attempt to replicate what Le Corbusier had done in Marseille - where it is actually WARM - certainly led to the bulk of the subsequent issues there. Big balconies and outdoor drying areas don't really work in this climate. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th May 2022 7:03pm)
  • > Glasgow is going the route of modern American cities. Unlikely due to mixed-use planning constraints that we have here, and the road layout. You can build higher in the US if you've got commercial units on street level, or build higher if you offer plaza space at street level. Most of Glasgow wasn't made for cars, and most modern American cities are. Obviously a few 19th Century US cities are based on a similar grid to Glasgow's centre, though. And that's more of a coincidence rather than by design/inspiration. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th May 2022 7:07pm)
  • Have you let go of your pearls yet, madam? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th May 2022 7:46am)
  • > Also never in my puff seen or heard a soul say soccerball lmao. It's on here all the time, alongside variations of "It's jUsT mEn KiCkINg a BaLL!!11!!!" every time some sheltered westend shut-in comes crying onto here because they had to walk past more than two people singing in the street. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th May 2022 9:41am)
  • > scheme goblin Such a prick. I bet you call it "soccerball" amongst your uni mates who don't live in or come from or set foot in schemes. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th May 2022 10:08am)
  • That's punching-up, mate. And I don't give a fuck about football, honestly. Fuck football. It's just shite seeing patronising cunts like you take the piss out of people who do like it. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th May 2022 10:39am)
  • > and knew instantly how raging he would get Keyboard Warrior XL! I'm not raging at all. I just now know you're a total fanny. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th May 2022 10:40am)
  • I'm so far from "freaking out", but I think you're getting yourself a little wound up here... by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th May 2022 11:13am)
  • Wanking over everycunt telling him how successful he is. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th May 2022 12:57pm)
  • Another Indian developer politely asking if a whopping salary is enough to live on, and asking if there are any girls around? OK. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th May 2022 12:55pm)
  • Moved out of it when all the good pubs and record shops closed or got redone to suit the day trippers and the international students. It's funnier for me seeing cunts who are stuck there still trying to defend it. Once you've walked around it a bit, seen the museum and the Belle/Lismore/whatever, there's fuck all for anybody who's actually interested in stuff. Apart from Oxfam and fucking Waterstone's is there even a bookshop on Byres Road now? I'm off to sit in my garden for a bit. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th May 2022 1:21pm)
  • It's the council not following the lead of every other council and postponing the need to go electric. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th May 2022 2:57pm)
  • > taxis still able to be there Both of them? Both of them at once? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st May 2022 1:36pm)
  • Reading this seems weird here but to hear it off some stranger in a pub would be amazing. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st May 2022 7:24pm)
  • CLASSIC stuff from these two madlads. But if people keep buying the tickets... by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd May 2022 10:32am)
  • GlasgowLive would shit themselves at an actual original story. And it's school term time just now, so most of the staff will be busy with homework. https://theferret.scot/ might be a shout, they like things like this and aren't utter, utter shit. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 23rd May 2022 10:27am)
  • Big difference between Battlefield and Maxwell Park. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 24th May 2022 3:50pm)
  • If he's moving here in a month and asking on Reddit I'd doubt it. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 24th May 2022 4:46pm)
  • Totally. Always makes me think that it's taken two people to come up with the copy. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 24th May 2022 6:18pm)
  • Ahahaha! Reach is GlasgowLive. Piss off. You're shite. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 24th May 2022 6:20pm)
  • Found the SCAB by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th May 2022 8:35am)
  • You are a shitty person. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th May 2022 4:41pm)
  • It's not worth trying for Uber anymore. Walk somewhere you're likely to get a Hack. You'll get to where you're going quicker. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th May 2022 7:15pm)
  • If you're trying to type in pure Glasgow patter, you're going to want to say 'gie' instead of give. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th May 2022 8:07am)
  • > Yep. But I’m not voting for how they used to be. > > Yet Nationalists keep bringing up things that happened 400 years ago... by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th May 2022 10:52am)
  • Scotland currently has a huge representation in Westminster. It'd have an absolutely tiny representation in the European Parliament. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th May 2022 10:52am)
  • So non-Nationalists aren't even allowed to mention the Nationalists' argument? Got it. I presume you're going to call me a 'troll' now, since anybody online who doesn't support independence is accused of being one. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th May 2022 3:10pm)
  • Really not how argument, debate, conversation or even real life works, but OK. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th May 2022 3:32pm)
  • Chill out mate. None of that is true. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th May 2022 4:20pm)
  • £45!!! Stand on Kelvin Way and listen for free. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 28th May 2022 3:54pm)
  • It's not in the park though, it's in the cramped bandstand. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 28th May 2022 6:34pm)
  • We've got the worst local news in all of the UK, courtesy of GlasgowLive. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th May 2022 9:46am)
  • The Glasgow version is way, way worse than any of the others I've seen. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th May 2022 9:54am)
  • > Queens park will always be notorious for the horrendous rape and murder of Moira Jones If you're a psychopath. Most people know it for the flagpole, the pond, or the events at the bandstand. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th May 2022 9:59am)
  • > numerous murders There was one murder, in 2008. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th May 2022 9:58am)
  • As if this guy has friends. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th May 2022 10:53am)
  • It's not an acronym, and 'non-educated' isn't a word. 'Uneducated' is the word. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th May 2022 1:40pm)
  • Definitely avoid the city centre. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th May 2022 7:55am)
  • As well as being a massive pain in the arse for people who actually live here, it turns out COP26 was REALLY [bad for the environment](https://www.scotsman.com/news/national/cop26-serious-lessons-to-be-learned-as-glasgow-summit-proves-to-be-the-most-polluting-cop-in-history-3711928) too. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th May 2022 8:15am)
  • The imaginary people in this hypothetical situation are very grateful. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th May 2022 9:43am)
  • Don't take a pram into a pub. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th May 2022 9:42am)
  • > better long term implications for carbon reduction I guess this is why Glasgow is forcing through the low-emissions city centre two years sooner than anywhere else, and putting all those taxi drivers out of business? To be seen to be doing something? Tough shit if you liked going into town (and getting back) of an evening when that comes in. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th May 2022 9:41am)
  • Probably [this](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/123276464#/?channel=RES_NEW) since it doesn't need anything done and nobody's lived in it before so it won't be haunted. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th May 2022 9:55am)
  • > I love to see life happening when I look through my window, people staggering around etc. Fixed that. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th May 2022 11:12am)
  • Permit zone stops at Greenholme Street, I think. Midweek Scotland games are always busy with cars, but since there's no trains this one's going to be hectic. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th May 2022 11:18am)
  • Do you really expect a pub to have baby changing? I know that some do, but pubs are really for adults to get pissed in. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th May 2022 11:34am)
  • They'll be drunk people in the pub. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th May 2022 11:33am)
  • That's in the permit zone. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th May 2022 12:08pm)
  • Ah, amazing. Didn't realise this was guaranteed, I thought it was just a plan/announcement/hope. Like what GCC do when somebody has an idea for something. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th May 2022 12:05pm)
  • Get India and China on board first, before the tokenism of banning taxis in the city centre or whatever. Me putting certain types of rubbish in certain types of bin is going to achieve fuck all until the main polluters cut back on all that polluting. COP was sold as if cycling to work (or whatever) would make a fucking blind bit of difference. Which it doesn't. Not while the biggest polluters in the world are happily continuing to pollute. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th May 2022 12:27pm)
  • Just a bonus I think. Also means if you die in it you get to haunt it forever. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th May 2022 12:31pm)
  • Let us know how the journey goes when you get there. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th May 2022 1:54pm)
  • No chance my kids are going inside a pub until they ask to. Seen too much horrible shit to want to take a kid into a boozer when there are cafes, delis and coffee shops on every block. Maybe you could carry a hip flask instead? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th May 2022 2:59pm)
  • Same. Only really noticed it when it was on the news saying it had been extended. I wonder how many people bothered to fill it out accurately... by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 31st May 2022 10:38am)
  • /r/iamverybadass by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 1st Jun 2022 8:19am)
  • Don't complain when other people in the pub start getting shitfaced and rowdy. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 1st Jun 2022 8:17am)
  • If now isn't the time to sell the Council Chambers, I don't know when is. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 1st Jun 2022 8:38am)
  • Downvoted by the 'Don't be silly, everything's fine, can't hear you lalalala' crew... by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 1st Jun 2022 8:50am)
  • > We're in this mess because of a lack of investment Or because of investing in the wrong things. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 1st Jun 2022 10:05am)
  • I know, I was making a joke based on the news the council are going to sell off a lot of their buildings. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 1st Jun 2022 2:40pm)
  • Bet you don't. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Jun 2022 7:53am)
  • I've lived near Hampden for a long long time and the Scotland supporters have become worse than the league team fans. The Poland game was particularly bad, but there are still streams of piss here from Wednesday, and carry outs in gardens and all that. Celtic/Rangers/Hearts/Hibs fans turn up at a sensible time, know where to queue, and fuck off afterwards. Scotland fans now are a load of steaming grandads who maybe only get out once a year who think they can do what they like because they're wearing a kilt. The 'we're not here for the Old Firm' seems to be a free pass to be as cunty as possible. Saw a guy flashing as well, which I'm sure he thought was probably funny and fine because he was wearing a kilt rather than Moncler jeans. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Jun 2022 8:01am)
  • I spoke to a polis about the toilets and she said that those were up to the council and the council have stopped providing them. There are a few in the Hampden carpark that Hampden provide but the council used to bring them on a lorry for all the places where people gather in the street, but not any more. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Jun 2022 8:28am)
  • No. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Jun 2022 8:48am)
  • Scotland fans are the ones that hang about all day, league fans are in pubs, on buses and in the ground. And they've got somewhere to be when it's over. Scotland fans treat it like an all-day street party, hanging about drinking hoping they get their photo taken. And it wasn't the council flashing those lassies. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Jun 2022 8:47am)
  • What team do you support? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Jun 2022 9:03am)
  • > This is never an issue with the national team supporters Absolute rubbish. You can't live that near Hampden. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Jun 2022 9:47am)
  • Downvoted by..? Some outdoor piss enthusiasts? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Jun 2022 9:46am)
  • Hanging about with a bunch of drunk middle-aged men pissing in gardens isn't my idea of fun. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Jun 2022 12:18pm)
  • > Was funny seeing an overweight, middle aged man attempt to run away from a giant, angry horse. So easy to picture this. Amazing. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Jun 2022 1:03pm)
  • Says the cunt posting in video game subs. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Jun 2022 3:23pm)
  • > Why?!? Because you constantly ringing it will be annoying. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 4th Jun 2022 8:31am)
  • GSoA seem to be more keen on taking in students who can pay their fees up front, rather than ones with any talent. Hence why its reputation went down the toilet years ago. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Jun 2022 2:59pm)
  • Thought this post was going to be about cheap bikes. Oh well. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Jun 2022 3:04pm)
  • Junction 1 doesn't exist. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Jun 2022 11:41am)
  • Absolutely incredible that in Glasgow in 2022 these people are still selling tickets to people. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Jun 2022 11:41am)
  • > Their fees literally subsidise the higher education at GSA Thanks for confirming. I'm old enough to remember when the talent it produced was what kept GSoA going. Changed days indeed. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Jun 2022 11:58am)
  • Are their entry requirements different at GU, as they are at GSoA? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Jun 2022 12:04pm)
  • An ongoing one? Or otherwise? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Jun 2022 1:41pm)
  • Are you new here? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Jun 2022 2:24pm)
  • Best Kebab? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Jun 2022 3:45pm)
  • All I know is that GSoA used to churn out excellence, and it seems like it hasn't for a long, long time. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Jun 2022 3:45pm)
  • Found the recent GSoA graduate. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 11th Jun 2022 10:24am)
  • You sound absolutely raging. Dafty. GSoA is shit and everybody knows it. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 11th Jun 2022 11:53am)
  • > Don’t know if it was that or the fact I told her I was going to kick his teeth in /r/iamverybadass for squaring up to somebody at a Harry Styles concert. And then boasting about it. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Jun 2022 7:45am)
  • That really was account-deletion level shite. Did the right thing OP. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Jun 2022 12:17pm)
  • Knightswood is a dry area (no pubs) too, as well as being shite for everything else. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Jun 2022 3:57pm)
  • Pink was on until 10.45pm. As a local, that was torture. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 12th Jun 2022 8:43pm)
  • When you eventually go to sell, the Mount Florida place will have gone up way more than the Kinghtswood place. Nothing happens there, nothing ever does. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Jun 2022 8:35am)
  • It's a bar. Maybe the people aren't there for the music. Maybe the musicians think you're rude for going on your phone. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Jun 2022 9:03am)
  • Did that guy who was asking about getting the Megabus to London ever post again? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Jun 2022 10:15am)
  • > Glasgow is too far away but you can get to Kilmarnock in an hour. But why? Kilmarnock is absolutely dismal. Especially compared to Dumfries. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Jun 2022 10:30am)
  • I suppose you could get a Greggs there before making the rest of the journey. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Jun 2022 2:41pm)
  • I'm still putting my rubbish in whatever bin has space. Fuck recycling here, now. That's definitely pointless and the council have made that very clear recently. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Jun 2022 2:46pm)
  • He'd be wearing a beanie with 'Mount Florida' on it, a yellow RAINS jacket, rolled-up Carhartt trousers and New Balance, carrying a tote bag with a Flaming Lips reissue LP in it and walking one of those tiny dogs with the mashed-in face. Heading to sit out the back of the Clockwork smoking roll-ups and drinking craft beers with a lassie dressed the same as him. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Jun 2022 8:41pm)
  • You could ask in the new book shop, the guitar shop, the vegan pet food shop (I think), the gluten-free supplies store or in any one of the coffee shops. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Jun 2022 9:46pm)
  • Science Centre's shite, I was there not long ago and half of the stuff was broken. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Jun 2022 9:50pm)
  • > Surely there are better ways to find a flat? Nope, this is the same for everybody. There isn't some amazing secret. It's hard to get somewhere to live just now, and there's a post exactly like this every day on here. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Jun 2022 1:29pm)
  • Garage unders? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Jun 2022 1:27pm)
  • And the worst of all, 'weegie'. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Jun 2022 11:53am)
  • I'm amazed that anybody still looks at a bus timetable rather than just going to the stop and hoping for the best. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Jun 2022 11:52am)
  • > stabby Scotsman Steps Somebody got stabbed there? Link? Or do you just call them that because you don't like them? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Jun 2022 11:56am)
  • I was there on Friday night and didn't think it was a mess at all. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Jun 2022 11:55am)
  • They're fine. "I draw the conclusion" that you're a bit of a shitebag if you think you're going to get any grief using those stairs, in the centre of Edinburgh. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Jun 2022 12:11pm)
  • There's a good chance, but take the stickers off and change the seat and you'll be fine. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Jun 2022 1:24pm)
  • "Fellow Weegies!" on here always feels like the polis at a party. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Jun 2022 2:43pm)
  • Certainly not right in the centre of what's one of the busiest tourist cities in the world. But you know how it goes here, people see a McDonald's cup on the ground and shit their pants and run away (or onto here to say how frightening it all was). by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Jun 2022 3:52pm)
  • Going by yourself is great. I always lose my mates as soon as I get in to a gig anyway. Very much on purpose. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Jun 2022 9:32pm)
  • Which is funny since you can drink drive in the US. I think the limit here's about half a pint now, so be very careful. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Jun 2022 8:21am)
  • I have my nights out during the day now. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Jun 2022 8:26am)
  • And they didn't want to say where the Rolls Royce came from, until they were made to. Makes you wonder what other lesser-obvious 'donations' are flying around the place. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Jun 2022 11:36am)
  • People seem to think any criticism of the SNP is the same as voting Tory. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Jun 2022 11:35am)
  • Asking questions? You're sacked. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Jun 2022 12:38pm)
  • Get them to walk to Kings Park Avenue, and you drive in via the Rutherglen turn off, rather than Polmadie. Left down Mill Street after the main street, then a right onto Kings Park Avenue. Turn round and get back on the motorway the same way. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Jun 2022 1:06pm)
  • Wait until you see the city centre! by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Jun 2022 2:48pm)
  • Holy shit, get a grip. Resident complains that Ed Sheeran's soundcheck is somehow less important than whatever the fuck she's doing: https://twitter.com/RebeccaVasmant/status/1537416024596832256?s=20&t=gbHbDSj10kBKGVi9nnbovA by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Jun 2022 2:47pm)
  • Lived here for about 15 years, pretty sure this is your best bet. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Jun 2022 3:44pm)
  • Hope so. Don't miss that Rutherglen turn off on your way in though, if you have to go in at Polmadie you'll be in the thick of it. If the roads are hectic when you leave Kings Park you could always follow the signs for Cambuslang, and get onto the motorway from there, where Lidl is. Kings Park Avenue is nice too, so there's no worries about wife/kids hanging out there for a bit. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Jun 2022 3:51pm)
  • It's permit up until Greenholm Street (Road?) at Cathcart Station but fuck knows how many traffic wardens are out today. There were eight for Scotland vs Ukraine, and they work in pairs, so basically fuck all. I live a lot closer to Hampden than that so can't really advise but you'll probably be fine at the Rutherglen end if you can handle a bit of a walk. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Jun 2022 7:03pm)
  • Morrisons at Newlands hand out food parcels. Worth asking how you get one. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Jun 2022 7:44pm)
  • Can you BYOB? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Jun 2022 8:50pm)
  • Oh! Right. Thought that was a pick up point of some sort. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Jun 2022 8:50pm)
  • You fuck off you prick. Folk in Glasgow like a drink, often with food. That was a joke. Get a grip. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Jun 2022 8:13am)
  • Might be decades old but it's new to me. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Jun 2022 8:12am)
  • Same. Definitely not what the joke was, but holy shit that triggered somebody. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Jun 2022 8:12am)
  • Quick look at your post history aaaaand... Noising up the suicidal. Very good. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Jun 2022 8:17am)
  • Yeah. Maybe we need a new rule, that nobody makes any joke ever. Just in case it happens to be a reference to something obscure that some moral crusader wants to get their knickers in a twist about it. Safest thing will be to basically never say anything, really. Maybe somebody's pet chicken got killed crossing the road. Best to just say nothing. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Jun 2022 8:22am)
  • On about this, your reply to somebody asking why suicide would be such a bad thing: "Why are you sitting on the internet complaining instead of going out and doing something about it? Making friends really isn't hard, and if it is then you need to consider the way you are." Seems hard to believe you're in a position to talk about making friends though. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Jun 2022 8:27am)
  • Get fucked you lunatic, that was fuck all to do with it. Your life must be absolute torture if you're so offended by something unrelated to what you think it was. Never knew that fact, and there used to be old Sikh fellas drinking in the Allison Arms so I don't even know what you're on about. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Jun 2022 8:25am)
  • Amazing, I was wondering when I was looking at all the reports of everybody getting stuck around Asda. Should have thought of a landmark on Kings Park Avenue, but I'm glad going through Rutherglen worked out. Hope you don't have to do it again tonight! Phone signal after a gig or a game is always terrible, as everybody sends pictures of it to their mates. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Jun 2022 1:07pm)
  • It is funny how Pink Peacock are now fine (on this sub). by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Jun 2022 2:56pm)
  • Braindead moral grandstanding. Arguing a point that isn't even relevant. How the fuck should I know some Sikhs don't drink? I've sat in the Allison Arms when there's been old Sikh geezers there drinking. Maybe all these outraged keyboard warriors should have a go at the Allison Arms? Fuck's sake. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Jun 2022 2:55pm)
  • I too would love a huge gaff for less than it costs. Let me know if you find one. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Jun 2022 3:29pm)
  • Tradeston and Maryhill? That's the extent of your experience? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Jun 2022 3:28pm)
  • > It's sad really. Costs more to take a train to London, than Eurostar to Paris. Depends when you book each one. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 18th Jun 2022 9:33am)
  • People saying, "Ooh, it's always been like that, stop complaining" in 5... 4... 3... 2... by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 18th Jun 2022 9:32am)
  • There are pubs and cafes that have board/video game events, that people go to by themselves. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 18th Jun 2022 1:16pm)
  • The tube isn't even that packed because most of the time there's a train every couple of minutes. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 19th Jun 2022 7:41pm)
  • I can't! Somebody else will be able to. I have no idea but various places that do this stuff always get posted. Post in the Steamie tomorrow and people will be able to tell you. Sorry. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 19th Jun 2022 7:40pm)
  • It's spelled 'faeces', and I didn't even go to university. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Jun 2022 7:51pm)
  • Could it be a rival pigeon fancier? Are these guys all mates or is it bitter? Heard about birds getting stolen, I'm sure. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Jun 2022 7:50pm)
  • Sick of seeing Ruth Davidson on TV. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Jun 2022 8:11am)
  • Taxis won't have it. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Jun 2022 12:54pm)
  • Yeah. Doesn't stop the downvote crew though, eh? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Jun 2022 6:37pm)
  • Not if they're paying their council tax it won't. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Jun 2022 9:38am)
  • Got a Hackney from Gordon Street last night. Didn't have its light on but it was the only one at the rank, so I got in and off we went. Guy didn't have his meter on, and he didn't put it on, so after a bit I asked if he was going to put his meter on. Cunt says, "Oh aye, sometimes I forget", and starts doing the sums out loud to work out the fare. Price was a bit more than usual but whatever, it wasn't mad and I needed home. I guess this got the guy thinking about his job, and completely out the blue he tells me that the other night he took five teenagers to Troon, and "You look at them, decide what they can each afford and tell them individual fares, so that was £20 each, which they can afford, but that's a £100 fare for me". So yeah, fuck taxis. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Jun 2022 9:43am)
  • Sun's oot bams oot. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Jun 2022 1:09pm)
  • Scholidays start next week. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Jun 2022 2:08pm)
  • Fuck paying for YouTube premium though. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Jun 2022 3:04pm)
  • But you can wear your own clothes and bring in Mouse Trap. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Jun 2022 3:02pm)
  • Only slightly less annoying than 'weegie'. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Jun 2022 3:06pm)
  • Because there are no reliable taxis just now, and this question gets asked most days. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 23rd Jun 2022 10:13am)
  • Hard to disagree with eddie there, you get mildly inconvenienced going on holiday while train staff have to strike so they can get enough of a wage to live on. Sorry you've had to wait two years for your holiday and that the staff aren't up to your standards. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 23rd Jun 2022 2:05pm)
  • BANANA'S 60p CRISP'S PAST SELL BY DATE 10p MASK'S £1.50 Digger display front and centre. Bored teenager (or middle aged woman) scrolling Facebook by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th Jun 2022 10:22am)
  • Figures are going up and I know people who have it again, so I think masks will be pretty normal for plenty of people very soon. Seeing more of them anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th Jun 2022 10:20am)
  • And several years late. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th Jun 2022 11:48am)
  • Bastards man, imagine sending £50 million up here to improve things. Scum of the earth. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th Jun 2022 11:47am)
  • No, help regenerate Drumchapel, Easterhouse, Maryhill or Possilpark. Something genuinely worthwhile that'll help normal people in their daily lives rather some ridiculous vanity project that they'll fuck up anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th Jun 2022 11:46am)
  • Ah yes, people out on their work lunch break will have a garden to sit at! Hadn't thought about that. People in crumbling communities out of the spotlight can go fuck themselves. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th Jun 2022 12:28pm)
  • Nothing. Ever. Happens. Promises are made, headlines are grabbed, and the city gets worse and worse. How long did those Victoria Road bike lanes take to finish?! Are they even finished? I remember the photo op outside Kebabish, but I remember the half-finished bits, the roadworks and the parked cars much more clearly. It's horribly insulting that so many people make a living coming up with this utter shit while so many other areas of the city suffer, in need of some very basic amenities, because the people in charge want to make national headlines rather than fix the holes (literally) in the rest of the place. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th Jun 2022 1:20pm)
  • 7am - 7.05am is enough time to see the city centre. GOMA might be open, but best to get a bus (if you can) out to Kelvingrove Museum and hang about there. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th Jun 2022 1:53pm)
  • Bikes and iPads. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th Jun 2022 2:44pm)
  • > it's about it not being very pleasant and a nice place to live. Woodlands is fine. I mean the streets are filthy but it's hardly, I dunno, Easterhouse, Maryhill, Drumchapel or Possilpark, is it? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th Jun 2022 4:53pm)
  • Just don't say "vinyls" in front of your friend. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Jun 2022 8:52am)
  • TK Maxx usually have it. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Jun 2022 10:15am)
  • Do you know Despacito? I've always imagined how good that would sound played on violin, ideally to a backing track, in somewhere like Queens Park. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Jun 2022 1:13pm)
  • Queens Drive side. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Jun 2022 1:58pm)
  • Then did you think about it, go home, cry and realise you're genuinely too old for your old hang-out? Laughing at a bouncer won't help you get in next time. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 28th Jun 2022 8:34am)
  • I guess they didn't like your attitude, and if you're a guy by yourself you'd need to try extra hard to get in. That's how bouncers are, and you have to take it. You must have been pretty annoyed to come on here and post about it, so maybe you tried to argue? Sleazy's bouncers were always tougher on people they didn't know, I guess it's still the same. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 28th Jun 2022 8:32am)
  • Did somebody do that? Has that happened, ever? Or do you just like slagging folk from other countries? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 28th Jun 2022 8:35am)
  • > The Press Bar, Merchant City. Not so big on real ales but a classic working person's boozer. > > Curious what the appeal is here. Of course the beers are shit, but it's just a normal, basic pub like you get anywhere. Like where 'working persons' go. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 28th Jun 2022 9:04am)
  • Clutha has rock/punk cover bands on, and is an older crowd, the Scotia (across the road) is the oldest pub in Glasgow, is still fitted out the same as it was, and has excellent taps. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 28th Jun 2022 9:02am)
  • Seems like West End properties go for less over the HR because the HR will be taking the postcode into account one way or another, and be affected by previous sales in the area. Southside goes for so much over the HR now because there isn't such a history of these sorts of prices in the area. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 28th Jun 2022 9:09am)
  • Sold in Mount Florida last year and it went for 20% over. Went to closing date in five days too. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 28th Jun 2022 9:06am)
  • ITR: Lots of people too old for their favourite place now. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 28th Jun 2022 9:20am)
  • Traditional?! It's a featureless room. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 28th Jun 2022 12:56pm)
  • Just seems weird (and unlikely) that somebody would "physically burst out laughing" when they got a KB. Especially when it's for being old. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 28th Jun 2022 3:29pm)
  • I can picture a "Oooft, ha, alright mate", for sure. Actually bursting out laughing would make me think the person doesn't leave the house or engage with humans very often (which might be the real reason they got the KB). I've never seen a sane, sober person burst out laughing when getting told to go away. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 28th Jun 2022 3:47pm)
  • Mate. Gutted. That's horrible. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 28th Jun 2022 7:59pm)
  • Not a bouncer... Involved in the 'night time industry', I suppose. Fair enough. I just find it impossible to imagine that thing happening. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 28th Jun 2022 7:58pm)
  • You should remove the source, they never credit when they steal content from here. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 29th Jun 2022 11:54am)
  • This but skip phoning the council. That'll do absolutely fuck all. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 29th Jun 2022 8:42pm)
  • One of the most ubiquitous, bland, generic high street shops gets to have that beautiful building... Fucking great. Why the fuck do they need at that space anyway? What a joke. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 30th Jun 2022 11:08am)
  • Just lie, then your new neighbours who hear the dog can contact your landlord, he will ask you to move out, and you'll have no recent reference? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 30th Jun 2022 11:14am)
  • Shit, yeah, books and magazines from all over the world, imagine THAT existing in that building? Oh, wait... by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 30th Jun 2022 12:39pm)
  • Really? Just because YOU wouldn't do it, that's that? Get a grip. There's posts on here all the time saying, 'Wah, my neighbour has a dog and it annoys me, who do I phone?" and everycunt goes, "The council and the police won't help, call their landlord!" by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 30th Jun 2022 12:37pm)
  • Sound, well if it happens you read it here first. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 30th Jun 2022 12:35pm)
  • Thought a Foyles might not be too far out the question, but Uniqlo would have made the most sense. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 30th Jun 2022 1:19pm)
  • Weird. Such a lovely street, normally. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 30th Jun 2022 1:20pm)
  • Calvin Harris and Primal Scream happening at the same time and in the same postcode on Saturday is going to be lively. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 30th Jun 2022 1:56pm)
  • They're a progressive, expanding, modern, global retailer. That would suit what people want from Glasgow. People on here seemed keen, and they're making affordable clothes for men, women and children at a time when everybody's skint. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 30th Jun 2022 2:42pm)
  • There's another thread about this. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 30th Jun 2022 3:27pm)
  • The first thing so many people see when they step off that train for the first time. There isn't even a 'nice' exit, whatever way you go you're going to see people falling about in puddles of pish, blood and bevvy. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 30th Jun 2022 3:26pm)
  • Still shut, still not saying anything beyond "assault"... Got to be a murder, surely. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 30th Jun 2022 3:31pm)
  • No interest in this but I thought this was going to be a joke. Sympathies with all the excited people, and everybody who travelled far for this. Maybe somebody will organise a big party somewhere? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 1st Jul 2022 8:14am)
  • Somebody on Twitter seems to be organising a pub crawl. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 1st Jul 2022 8:46am)
  • Primal Scream are local. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 1st Jul 2022 9:08am)
  • Merchant City on a Friday night is a mixture of cocaine, botox, Balenciaga and fighting. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 1st Jul 2022 9:10am)
  • Love, featuring one original member. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 1st Jul 2022 10:19am)
  • Fuck them anyway. Waiting until Weatherall, the man who made that album, had died before getting out there and milking it. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 1st Jul 2022 10:17am)
  • Of course it's a tribute act. A fan convention. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 1st Jul 2022 1:33pm)
  • Cannae believe Liam didnae wish ma wee Kayden a happy birthday FFS by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 1st Jul 2022 1:37pm)
  • > forever paying tribute to AW Nothing like they ought to be. Did you read any of Bobby's book? Fucking LOL at that. I guess Americans might fall for it. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 1st Jul 2022 1:35pm)
  • > You can't beat outdoors for sound Unless there's any wind whatsoever. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 1st Jul 2022 3:29pm)
  • Lots of people coming to town for Calvin Harris too, be aware. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 1st Jul 2022 3:51pm)
  • Doors will be 4pm but it'll be a younger crowd so most of them will be heading straight in early, I'd guess. Hopefully just a case of them all passing through rather than hanging about the centre, but the trains in will be full of twats. Primal Scream playing too, but that's just going to be sensible middle-aged people. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 1st Jul 2022 5:09pm)
  • You're handy for Bloc if you go there too, which is a good place for food and music during the weekend day. I'd always recommend the Clutha (for music and food) and the Scotia (for beer and whisky), since they're opposite each other. Handy for Queen Street, and unlikely to have Orange Walkers in them. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 1st Jul 2022 5:11pm)
  • Not exclusively, it's still got its original regulars that go there. Unlike, say, Sleazys. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 1st Jul 2022 5:36pm)
  • > Just back from England where a 10 minute taxi cost £15, but it arrived within 5 minutes. > > I think that depends on where in England you are. It's actually pretty big. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 2nd Jul 2022 3:24pm)
  • > T was just gentle people having a wee buzz with huge grins. Craic was great until da da da. Oasis! Until Oasis? Oasis played the first T in the Park you moron. And they were great. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 5th Jul 2022 8:11am)
  • > Contact a journalist and offer to show them round. Maybe one of the GlasgowLive lurkers could pass this on to a grown-up. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 5th Jul 2022 9:03am)
  • Except it's not a charity, is it? They get stuff for free, sell it and use the money to pay themselves. That's the 'charity' aspect of it. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 5th Jul 2022 9:05am)
  • Also, what the fuck kind of a survey is this? "A bat and a ball cost $1.10 in total. The bat costs $1.00 more than the ball. How much does the ball cost in cents ?" by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 5th Jul 2022 1:47pm)
  • Doesn't work. I put 'not working' for the second question, and then I have to choose what job I do in the third question? Can't get past it without ticking a box. I expect the rest of this is a waste of time too, if you can't get that right. Does it have anything to do with Glasgow whatsoever? Do you study Glasgow down there in Leicester? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 5th Jul 2022 1:45pm)
  • Keen to hear if it's otherwise, downvoters... by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 5th Jul 2022 4:14pm)
  • HR price is what the property is worth, the amount you offer over is what the postcode is worth. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Jul 2022 7:37am)
  • > glasgow live... ...something of some value You've never seen GlasgowLive have you? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Jul 2022 8:51am)
  • Depends how hard you are really, and what sort of things worry you. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Jul 2022 2:08pm)
  • That'll be absolutely heaving with TRNSMT being on round the corner. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Jul 2022 8:37pm)
  • In second place to What's The Matter With Taxis? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Jul 2022 9:30am)
  • > Almost 70% of news stories are stolen from here or Tiktok This reminds me, I'm sick of made-up statistics. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Jul 2022 2:02pm)
  • That's Weir's mate. Where they make pumps. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Jul 2022 9:05pm)
  • Train to Dumfries, walk about, have lunch, train home. Boring place but it's nice and nobody will bother you. Nice journey too. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Jul 2022 10:19pm)
  • The town centre is nice, but it's very quiet, and there's a brilliant bit where you can walk along the river. There's a Wetherspoon in the centre and a nice hotel with a bar right at the station too. I'm sure plenty of people will be able to say it's shite, but it's the perfect escape for the day. I've only been on weekday afternoons but it's really peaceful. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Jul 2022 8:10am)
  • How's this greeting? Just saying what's happening. I don't give a fuck, but some cunt will probably end up in the river or something today. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Jul 2022 2:43pm)
  • What the fuck is Reddit for? What's a message board for? TRNSMT is a big deal and it's happening in Glasgow right now. This is the /r/Glasgow sub. What sort of threads are allowed and what do you think should be censored? Honestly, tell us what you think people are allowed to talk about and what they're not. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Jul 2022 4:00pm)
  • Well if anybody comments like that (although I'm sure you've blocked this outrageous thread by now), be sure to downvote them. As it is, it's a bunch of folk from Glasgow talking about a massive thing that's happening in Glasgow just now. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Jul 2022 4:09pm)
  • I like it too. Tastes like juice, looks like a can of juice, but wakes you up nicely. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Jul 2022 4:10pm)
  • Two nights in a row at Queens Park there. First night was packed, second night not so much, and now they've cancelled their two nights at the Kelvingrove Bandstand that they were meant to be doing. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Jul 2022 4:17pm)
  • Surely there's more noise when the kids are off school? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Jul 2022 4:34pm)
  • I get that all day now when the weans are off though. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Jul 2022 4:46pm)
  • Honestly think you've nailed the appeal there. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 9th Jul 2022 8:33am)
  • People can't be trusted with bevvy, basically. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 9th Jul 2022 1:44pm)
  • > I got there at 2pm and within five minutes I saw a group of teenage girls being escorted out by security and one of them has pissed herself. People in this thread: "Let them have their fun!" by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 9th Jul 2022 1:42pm)
  • Oh right. Much more reasonable. lol by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 9th Jul 2022 1:41pm)
  • ...in 1980? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 9th Jul 2022 1:46pm)
  • > It was the gay shagging. No it wasn't, that was earlier. They lost their licence when a 17 year-old girl died after taking a pill at a GBX night. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 9th Jul 2022 1:45pm)
  • Depends what you're into. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 9th Jul 2022 1:54pm)
  • If a person is bothering another person and won't stop, that's anti-social behaviour and they should get moved on. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 9th Jul 2022 1:52pm)
  • Football tops seem to be right up there in second place for Wee Guy wear right now. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 9th Jul 2022 1:56pm)
  • > Also less risk of being fed british-nationalist poison-doctrine But instead they get taught that Baby Jesus saved the world and then died and then rolled away the rock and disappeared and now we all have to worship him and his dad. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 10th Jul 2022 1:14pm)
  • Yeah, I saw that too. Do we worship it or kill it? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 10th Jul 2022 1:42pm)
  • No, OP says they're not commercial flights. They know because they looked up and can tell by the vapour trails. They're an aviation expert. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 10th Jul 2022 1:41pm)
  • If it's new and being resold already there might be an issue with it. The build quality of those new flats up at Park Circus was total shit and a load of those went on the market again not long after they'd been purchased. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Jul 2022 10:22am)
  • Not really, they're streaming video games and buying coke off TikTok. Guessing you've been out the country for quite a long time. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Jul 2022 10:42am)
  • They posted clips from the Boys Noize set on their Instagram story and it looked like there were about 50 people there. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Jul 2022 12:32pm)
  • Everybody in Glasgow loves a statue of a man who was Conservative prime minister *twice*. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Jul 2022 12:50pm)
  • And it's hard enough for people to get to and from Hampden now, or Glasgow Green, or Queens Park, let alone an industrial estate in Rutherglen. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Jul 2022 1:27pm)
  • Apologies for the Express link, but you shouldn't even really *visit* the city centre: https://www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/scottish-news/scotlands-city-centres-polluted-asthma-27360241 by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Jul 2022 3:53pm)
  • The air stinks of petrol fumes, cigarettes, piss and cooking fat around there, it's where the most lively homeless hotels are, and Union Street is unarguably the most disgusting street in Glasgow. And if anybody has another suggestion I'd love to hear what it is. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Jul 2022 4:34pm)
  • This is meaningless without footage. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Jul 2022 4:32pm)
  • £560 a month?! Fuck that. Somebody's making a fortune, you can buy those for 40k: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/123456332#/?channel=RES_BUY by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Jul 2022 4:32pm)
  • At least it's wide, and the buildings aren't as high. Interested in who downvoted though, who thinks Union Street's nice then? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Jul 2022 6:44pm)
  • > has a police presence that during the day and evening Haven't seen polis round there for years, although I'm usually only there at 8pm or 9pm. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Jul 2022 6:46pm)
  • There are anti-abortion crackpots campaigning outside QEH *right now*! Could go for them instead, maybe? Or even as well? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Jul 2022 7:49pm)
  • I do agree with you, but Sheku Bayoh was killed in 2015. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Jul 2022 7:50pm)
  • Yeah I'm agreeing with you and expanding. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Jul 2022 8:45pm)
  • Looks so dead. If this was the 'opening night' I guess most of these people were friends and family, or involved in the setting up of the place. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Jul 2022 8:02am)
  • > a nice café or two, similar for pubs Don't listen to the guy saying Greggs, the Wetherspoons is probably the nicest pub or cafe in Ruggie. It's cheap to live there because there's absolutely fuck all to do unless you plan to socialise in a big Tesco or a big Asda. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Jul 2022 8:05am)
  • Staff sent a grievance to management, staff got sacked. Classy stuff from Paul Cardow. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Jul 2022 8:13am)
  • Across the road from the 13th Note is a bar/cafe called Mono, and inside that is a record shop called Monorail, owned by Stephen McRobbie. They'll have all the information/tickets/directions you need. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Jul 2022 8:43am)
  • There are no trains after the gig and buses will be carnage. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 13th Jul 2022 8:58am)
  • And this is why the cycling proficiency test needs brought back. Most of these new lockdown cyclists make things harder for other cyclists, for motorists and for pedestrians. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 13th Jul 2022 8:56am)
  • Cycling on the pavement is horribly selfish and the clearest example of the sense of entitlement all these new people seem to have. Do they think because they're SaVinG THe pLANeT they can behave how they like? It makes the public sick of ALL cyclists, and it's very noticeable. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 13th Jul 2022 10:23am)
  • If you're buying somewhere to live, don't tell anybody. Based on this sub, people who live in Glasgow have got a real problem with 'rich English people buying up all the flats'. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 13th Jul 2022 12:54pm)
  • Yep. Most people on this sub can only imagine what happens in the outside world. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 13th Jul 2022 12:57pm)
  • How many different English accents are there?! And which one do you think is brutal? Maybe you've just got a problem with English people. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 13th Jul 2022 12:56pm)
  • 'Non-descript' to you, you mean. I guess 'Indian' is an accent to you too, eh? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 13th Jul 2022 2:28pm)
  • The further you walk from the city centre at midnight, the safer you will be. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 13th Jul 2022 8:59pm)
  • Two nights as well. Although the second night seems to have barely sold. Still loads of tickets for every section available. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 15th Jul 2022 1:25am)
  • People bought those tickets when he peaked, three years ago, when it was all exciting. Have you seen how many people are trying to offload them on Twitter now? Go on Twitter, search 'Gerry Cinnamon' and 90% of the results are people trying to get rid of their tickets. Good on him for working hard and blowing up and having his moment, but a lot of those people who were right into him three years ago don't seem so interested now. On TicketMaster yesterday you could still buy tickets for every section, seated or pitch. They'll reappear on ViaGogo on the day of course. There were £30 Liam Gallagher tickets for sale up until midday of his show, because TicketMaster sell the tickets back to themselves, basically. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 15th Jul 2022 9:35am)
  • Reported. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 15th Jul 2022 1:18pm)
  • Is this you? Are you back? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 15th Jul 2022 1:16pm)
  • Lessons will be learned. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 15th Jul 2022 4:43pm)
  • > I’m moving from London Uh-oh. This sub has some varied opinions on that sort of thing... by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 15th Jul 2022 8:20pm)
  • He's got a description though. Big fella, wearing a hi-vis. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 15th Jul 2022 8:25pm)
  • Downvote away, but any thread about property prices or the lack of flats to rent is just reply after reply about how it's 'Rich people from London' buying up all 'our' flats. Every time. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 15th Jul 2022 8:30pm)
  • You'll be fine anyway, this Sub definitely doesn't reflect real life. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 16th Jul 2022 8:43am)
  • Been on the cards for years. Chip and Stravaigin were absolutely outstanding in their time but if anybody thinks the west end isn't a chain-driven parody of what it used to be they're deluded. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 16th Jul 2022 10:32am)
  • Not if the amount of folk selling their tickets is anything to go by it won't. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 16th Jul 2022 1:54pm)
  • Seemed like it. Haven't been for years, but Sleaford Mods in there were brilliant. Perfect venue for them. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 16th Jul 2022 7:16pm)
  • What you into? Long weekend and the sun should be out so there'll be plenty going on. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 16th Jul 2022 7:21pm)
  • Aye, never ate there but the layout downstairs was perfect. Low ceiling, bar at the side rather than the back so you can still see the stage when you're queuing, benches along the side... Pillars to be expected in a basement. It never felt like a step down from Sleazy's, just a good addition. Captain's was great of course too. As you say, when they started trying to be fancy they blew it. Should have stuck to trying to be like Sleazy's rather than Box. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 16th Jul 2022 11:00pm)
  • Pollok House?! Cunt's only here for a few days and you're sending them to a stately home in a park? Agree with Shawlands but Pollok House is baffling. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 16th Jul 2022 11:24pm)
  • You think he wants to be friends with highland cattle? You taking the piss? OP wants to socialise. This fucking sub man. Bunch of freaks. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 17th Jul 2022 12:04pm)
  • Oh yeah, sorry the West End - especially Ashton Lane - is a bohemian paradise, with nothing but independent artisanal shops, and not a load of boring chain/G1 bars aimed squarely at tourists and international students. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 17th Jul 2022 2:00pm)
  • Just move. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 19th Jul 2022 8:23am)
  • He typed one word and then you typed two extended sentences complaining about it. Methinks it's you that's got the problem. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 19th Jul 2022 8:21am)
  • You DMed this to me too?! Wind it in. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 19th Jul 2022 9:04am)
  • Jesus, just fucking leave it. It's a stranger on the internet. Who gives a fuck? Your life must be a constant, miserable struggle. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 19th Jul 2022 9:03am)
  • Third filthiest city in the word. Only behind NYC and Rome, despite being pretty much nothing like NYC or Rome. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 20th Jul 2022 9:59am)
  • > dropped an empty chip packet on the ground in the park Why? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 20th Jul 2022 6:23pm)
  • This guy: https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/8759439/banker-alistair-wilson-murdered-complained-pub/ by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 20th Jul 2022 6:26pm)
  • Every one of [those swimming sessions](https://glasgowlife.sportsuite.co.uk/activity-finder/activities?query=&source=activity&sport=107&radius=national&postcode=G4+0QW&district=&ward=&date=-1&from=&to=&skill=&age_range%5bmin_age%5d=&age_range%5bmax_age%5d=&family-friendly=&dog_friendly=&work_friendly=&disability=&satellite=&campaign=774&programme=&submit=Filter) says "Make a slash this summer!" under it. Does that mean you're likely to get into a knife fight in each location, or that you should piss in the pool? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Jul 2022 7:49am)
  • Yep. And only a decade after TFL introduced theirs. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Jul 2022 8:07am)
  • Too many people confuse /r/Glasgow with /r/askreddit by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Jul 2022 1:56pm)
  • Says the guy who collects toys. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Jul 2022 2:18pm)
  • People find value in football. They find it social, and exciting. Don't be such a snob. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Jul 2022 2:39pm)
  • Wanking off to dragons shagging schoolgirls is so much more respectable than football, eh? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Jul 2022 2:41pm)
  • Ahahahahaha! "Primitive"! Amazing. You couldn't be more of a 'Reddit stereotype from five years ago'. This is brilliant. Collects toys and Manga, thinks he's so above football, lives with mum and will die a virgin. Bet you're one of those incels too. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Jul 2022 2:51pm)
  • Imagine actually *playing* football though? Imagine keeping fit and seeing your friends? Horrible stuff. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Jul 2022 3:17pm)
  • Not controversial. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Jul 2022 4:19pm)
  • Also Limmy. Just typing 'Yoker!' doesn't make you funny. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Jul 2022 4:19pm)
  • Cunt is every bit as scathing and witty as you'd expect. As in, not at all. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Jul 2022 4:17pm)
  • My dad doesn't count anyway. Shagging a pile of ash just doesn't count as getting yer hole. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Jul 2022 4:40pm)
  • Used to have one of the best crews in the country. I guess this is their wee brothers. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 7:58am)
  • The anti-Englishness on this sub is so constant and bleak. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 8:02am)
  • Exactly, "relatively expensive" is meaningless here. My relatively expensive road bike is insured separately from contents, my other relatively expensive bike is just on my contents. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 8:12am)
  • When did the ability to post GIFs in a thread appear? It's insanely annoying. Part of why Reddit's good is that it isn't a total jumble. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 8:10am)
  • Is there only one pub in Edinburgh? There's a Wetherspoon in the station, and a Wetherspoon immediately outside the station. No way is a pint of Tennent's £5.60 in either of those. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 8:39am)
  • The SNP are about to try to claim that any vote for them is a vote for independence. And yes, the SNP are ONLY interested in independence and are therefore a one trick pony. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 8:46am)
  • Wetherspoons keep so many tiny independent breweries open. If they weren't placing the orders that they do the beer landscape would be completely different, but if you only want a pint of Tennent's I suppose that doesn't matter. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 8:59am)
  • Downvoted, quality. Fuck independent businesses when there's Tennent's, eh? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 9:14am)
  • But I wanted a roll and sausage. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 9:13am)
  • Fucking Coors then or whatever supermarket pish water it is. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 9:21am)
  • Hilarious how Glaswegians pretend they aren't racist. ITR: "Fuck off back to your own country". by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 9:19am)
  • Absolute state of this: https://www.reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/w4smud/has_there_been_an_influx_of_londoners_in_the_past/ by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 9:35am)
  • You drink Tennant's, so you're not really up on independent breweries or how they operate, and how they can exist. That's fine. Not asking you to join CAMRA, just try to be a bit more open-minded and leave the 'Tim Martin bad = Wetherspoon operations bad' thing'. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 10:14am)
  • Hilarious how Glaswegians pretend they don't hate people from other countries. The insecurity here is embarrassing. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 10:12am)
  • Careful now. People from England aren't welcome in Glasgow, not sure if people from France are... Can somebody check? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 10:15am)
  • Exactly, it's a recent (yesterday) example of the general anti-Englishness on this sub. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 12:03pm)
  • I thought an eco-warrior like yourself might be a bit more inclined to support something a bit more wholesome. I guess that sort of thinking only goes so far just now. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 12:38pm)
  • I heard it was a web designer from London. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 1:17pm)
  • I don't like Doombar. Thanks though. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 1:16pm)
  • It's easier to get to London from Glasgow than Sunderland. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 2:19pm)
  • > slapped like the wee bitch Found the 12 year-old. Keep that patter on Tik Tok. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 2:27pm)
  • Ah, got it. I guess I'm missing the humour here: https://www.reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/w4smud/has_there_been_an_influx_of_londoners_in_the_past/ by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 11:13pm)
  • Spurs need a police escort wherever they go. They've got Aberdeen joining them for the scrap today too. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 23rd Jul 2022 2:28pm)
  • If you're quietly sipping a can by yourself, it's never any problem. Likewise if you're a squad of steaming teenagers drinking Dragon Soop, vaping and shouting abuse at people, that's fine too. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 24th Jul 2022 8:55am)
  • Find out who sells the most ching in your area, kick their cunt in, and take over. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 24th Jul 2022 1:22pm)
  • Guaranteed that somebody somewhere is into that. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 24th Jul 2022 5:05pm)
  • Are you being sarcastic? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 25th Jul 2022 10:04am)
  • It's a perfectly good place for a town with easy access to affordable, reliable taxis. Which Glasgow is not. Saw they were suggesting folk get off the train at Dalmarnock and walk... by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Jul 2022 7:44pm)
  • Thread closed. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 28th Jul 2022 8:51pm)
  • There's a lot of horsehair walls in Glasgow tenements, so they're not usually ideal mouse habitats. You can get squirrels and pigeons in your attic though. Not that this is much help... by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 28th Jul 2022 9:52pm)
  • So that's Egyptian Lover, Soul II Soul, Norman Jay, Nightmares on Wax and Faithless all cancelled for today. Leaving pretty much fuck all. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 30th Jul 2022 4:19pm)
  • > Bit relieved that it all seems to be going smoothly. 😂🤣😂🤣 by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 30th Jul 2022 5:39pm)
  • DELETED Only soft drinks at the bar for anybody daft enough to have gone along. Guessing they got their booze licence revoked. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 30th Jul 2022 8:08pm)
  • Somebody called Paul Kennedy on Facebook. Posted as he was leaving. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 30th Jul 2022 8:29pm)
  • Press the button that says 'no' then. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 31st Jul 2022 9:29am)
  • https://twitter.com/ADRMail1/status/1553694945327943680 by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 31st Jul 2022 11:55am)
  • And a couple of Dial-a-Booze sort of things: https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/officers/VsE8CtQT7MOSMGkdJHfd2G3NmPU/appointments by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 31st Jul 2022 2:08pm)
  • > a decent audience Not by the looks of the Junction 1 Insta story. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st Aug 2022 9:04am)
  • One each? That's not bad. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 2nd Aug 2022 8:33pm)
  • That won't help. They'll take a note that he said that and still do fuck all. Been in a vaguely similar situation. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 2nd Aug 2022 8:32pm)
  • And if he said he was going to go and deal with himself the fucking polis would be at his door in minutes. Fucking shitebags. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 2nd Aug 2022 9:31pm)
  • A normal night in there, then. Worst part of Glasgow. And potentially Scotland. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th Aug 2022 9:01am)
  • At least they asked if you were selling it, rather than looking for it. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th Aug 2022 9:06am)
  • The ones in the centre. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th Aug 2022 9:17am)
  • Bring the cards. It's fucking boring after a while without the cards. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th Aug 2022 10:11am)
  • Being older now than the people who made 'classic' albums were when they made them is weird. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th Aug 2022 1:32pm)
  • Should be called Novelember then. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th Aug 2022 6:43pm)
  • The city centre is a horrible dump now and and - depending where you are - either stinks of pish, booze or fags. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 7th Aug 2022 12:25pm)
  • Weird how just about every other city seems to be doing a good job of recovering. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 7th Aug 2022 12:31pm)
  • Fair enough, I can only say that from experience the centres of London, Newcastle, Liverpool and Manchester are all doing fine. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 7th Aug 2022 12:51pm)
  • Orange Walks bring in hundred of cunts from all sorts of places. Does that mean we need more Orange Walks? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 7th Aug 2022 4:02pm)
  • Leave the Master's off and double the amount of time you've worked in a shop. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Aug 2022 9:58am)
  • > I am an Indian, which school do your children go to? One of the strangest sentences ever. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 8th Aug 2022 1:18pm)
  • Big To Let sign appeared yesterday, I think. Gutted. Went there often. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Aug 2022 1:36pm)
  • Search for threads where folk ask where the best pizzas are. It's always in those. Rightly so. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 9th Aug 2022 3:37pm)
  • That's what a Neopolitan pizza is. Paesano sell Neopolitan pizzas. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Aug 2022 9:49pm)
  • So you don't like Neopolitan pizza. Don't slag off a place for doing Neopolitan pizza. I don't really like it either but I appreciate that that's their speciality. It's like going to Nando's and moaning that it's all chicken. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Aug 2022 10:18pm)
  • Planning permission blah blah conservation area blah blah etc. It'll burn down. Are you new to Glasgow? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th Aug 2022 10:16pm)
  • Disappointing thread, thought you were organising a fight. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 12th Aug 2022 4:27pm)
  • No but really if you're new to town Tollcross will be better. It's fine. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 13th Aug 2022 7:44am)
  • This is a person from Dumfries. Not Glasgow. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 13th Aug 2022 7:52am)
  • It's got nothing to do with Scottish power; decisions like that come from Iberdrola, and a cap would be controlled by the governmaent. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 13th Aug 2022 12:42pm)
  • He's not holding anything. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 13th Aug 2022 1:25pm)
  • > fellow weegies Urrrrgh. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 13th Aug 2022 2:03pm)
  • It is. And probably some English people trying to sound like they know what they're talking about. The correct term is 'cunts fae Glasgow'. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 13th Aug 2022 2:35pm)
  • Guessing you moved from the Highlands to the west end? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 14th Aug 2022 8:12am)
  • No we cannot. The city centre is a shithole and landlords calling £600PCM bedsits 'luxury' doesn't change that. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 14th Aug 2022 9:04pm)
  • For the new Hudson Mohawke album. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 15th Aug 2022 1:19pm)
  • There's so much of it. I honestly think it's like the potholes - the problem has got too big for the council to deal with so it'll just get left to get worse. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 15th Aug 2022 4:41pm)
  • *who's Good luck with your studies. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 16th Aug 2022 12:11pm)
  • Hard to say. Maybe there's some sort of festival on in Edinburgh in August? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 16th Aug 2022 1:44pm)
  • Oh yeah. I don't look at thread titles; I just dive straight in. Even more thrilling that way. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 16th Aug 2022 3:30pm)
  • Just Google 'Best Kebab Glasgow' and you'll have your answer. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 17th Aug 2022 10:13am)
  • Classic Grand was only any good when it was a porn cinema. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 17th Aug 2022 12:38pm)
  • > The city centre is appalling. By what possible stretch of anyone's imagination could this be considered 'controversial'? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 17th Aug 2022 2:28pm)
  • It's hardly a 'strong opinion'. It's an undeniable matter of fact. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 17th Aug 2022 3:50pm)
  • Should have seen it when they were playing scud films but. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 17th Aug 2022 6:42pm)
  • I don't know either, but it's a funny thought. Pretty sure that's about it though. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 18th Aug 2022 9:23am)
  • Good to get the warning out, but presenting it like it's a story they've investigated themselves is sub-shite 'journalism'. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 18th Aug 2022 1:42pm)
  • That's why the link is the the post, rather than just posting it as the thread title. People can avoid it if they want. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 18th Aug 2022 1:40pm)
  • Imagine the conversation. "Mum, dad, guess what! Err... Actually never mind, I'm still unemployed, honest." by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 18th Aug 2022 4:54pm)
  • It's not about the content, it's that such an ad-heavy 'news' site doesn't even bother posting news. They copy/pasted from this forum and made it look like they'd actually come up with a story, and got paid for it. It's not about hogweed it's about sub-shit level 'journalism'. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 18th Aug 2022 10:12pm)
  • > Stuff that wouldn't necessarily appear in its parent title the Daily Record. Stuff that belongs on Facebook. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 19th Aug 2022 7:42am)
  • > If.you look at battlefield/ cathcart road These are permit-only on game/gig days. King's Park Avenue is probably best, that's at the edge of the permit zone. And nobody drives to work in Battlefield, it gets ridiculously busy with cars when people come home from work. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 19th Aug 2022 9:48am)
  • That's what I'm saying, loads of people in Battlefield drive. It's a struggle park after 6pm at the best of times. And it absolutely is a permit zone on event days; if you don't have a permit you'll need to park further out on Tuesday and Wednesday. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 19th Aug 2022 10:07am)
  • Any proper journalist would have asked the individual if they could quote them. Nobody should be running quotes that aren't attributed to a real person. No real news outlet is running stories based on what anonymous people said on the fucking internet and it would have been very easy for the 'journalist' here to DM the person and arrange a call to get them to talk about what they'd seen and why it's a problem. That way the Reddit poster gets a chance to put their side across properly. They could have been drunk when they posted that, or anything. Utterly awful, lazy, bottom-feeding dogshit from the person who copy/pasted from an anonymous source. Reddit isn't plagued by ads, and people come here for a reasonable discussion on things in Glasgow. An ad-infested website like this profiting from what somebody said on a free website without either linking back or citing their source is pathetic. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 19th Aug 2022 11:25am)
  • Yes! They were quite nice. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 19th Aug 2022 1:32pm)
  • They don't want to see themselves on shite 'news' website under a headline like 'The HILARIOUS moment when this Glaswegian met so-and-so'. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 19th Aug 2022 2:56pm)
  • So they're knocking down the one semi-decent building in that whole bit for a hotel? The collapsed pub next door and the condemned warehouse on the other side stay? Fair enough. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 22nd Aug 2022 4:37pm)
  • Kings Park Road is permits. OP needs to park up Kings Park Avenue. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 4:08pm)
  • There was a Jehovah at my school and she didn't have a TV and had to stand outside when we all went in to assembly. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 24th Aug 2022 4:32pm)
  • > I wish these people would just move to Belfast Hey, guess what, you're part of the problem. Do you think this is a new thing? Guessing you're in your early teens? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Aug 2022 7:23am)
  • Could be big P-Enis? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Aug 2022 7:51am)
  • It's not a Glasgow-specific thing, but it seems way more popular here than elsewhere... Why do people walk about with their phone on speaker, holding it horizontally at their mouth? Seemed to be teenage Indian kids that did it first, and now all sorts of folk are doing it. Middle-aged women, massively. No earbuds in, just holding it up on speaker. Why not just, I dunno, hold it up to your ear? Unless they're all speaking to very interesting and important people and they want everybody to hear? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Aug 2022 9:54am)
  • You need to send it to me - with a tenner - to get it verified. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Aug 2022 12:35pm)
  • Left it far too late. Enjoy Wishaw. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Aug 2022 3:08pm)
  • How many of these today? Everywhere is taken. You'll need to look at places outside Glasgow. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Aug 2022 4:49pm)
  • Fucked mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Aug 2022 4:50pm)
  • Wouldn't know, I'm hard as fuck so I've never heard it before. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th Aug 2022 7:10pm)
  • Fucking hell, what was the extent of your research? Asking the same thing on Facebook? Just Google it. https://www.nwemail.co.uk/news/20608416.avanti-west-coast-slashes-timetable-sunday/ by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 28th Aug 2022 9:13am)
  • Username checks out. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 28th Aug 2022 9:48am)
  • > Popular areas.... ...Shawlands, Scotstounhill Are currently you selling a flat in Scotstounhill by any chance? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 28th Aug 2022 4:59pm)
  • There are people from the South East all over the southside now. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 28th Aug 2022 5:01pm)
  • He's English, so you reckon folk are going to think he's a Celtic supporter? Absolute state of the folk on this sub, honestly. You ever been outside, let alone to Larkhall? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 28th Aug 2022 10:29pm)
  • You've said he shouldn't talk about football. What if he's a Rangers supporter? Then he should definitely talk about football. What if he's a Protestant? Plenty to talk about in Larkhall if he is. Once again, the fucking state of the shut-in nerds on this sub... "Wah, the bad scary football men will get you!" by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 28th Aug 2022 10:52pm)
  • I can tell you don't know much about real life beyond your TV or video game or whatever it is, so I'm not embarrassed in the slightest about insulting you for talking shite about something you obviously have no clue about. If he's English he's going to find it much easier living in Larkhall than if he's from fucking Derry. Absolutely no reason why you should be telling him not to talk about football or religion. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 28th Aug 2022 11:09pm)
  • There are so many people in this thread (and sub in general) who get their 'life experience' from the internet rather than from going outside. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 29th Aug 2022 8:59am)
  • Exactly. More inclined to believe people who live there than people who half-remembered a news story from fifteen years ago and are scared of being outside away from their computer. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 29th Aug 2022 9:02am)
  • Happens everywhere. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 29th Aug 2022 9:00am)
  • Depends what football team he supports. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 29th Aug 2022 9:00am)
  • Says somebody named after one of the poshest suburbs in Glasgow. When were you last in Larkhall? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 29th Aug 2022 9:20am)
  • Write another book? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 29th Aug 2022 10:38am)
  • End of July was cutting it a bit fine. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 29th Aug 2022 5:08pm)
  • All Tore Up and no. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 29th Aug 2022 6:56pm)
  • That was a sixties night. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 29th Aug 2022 8:32pm)
  • Is it all over the sidewalk? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 30th Aug 2022 8:29am)
  • Why don't you take this post to Facebook, where it should be? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 30th Aug 2022 9:31am)
  • Hi Paesano. Couldn't you just have emailed GlasgowLive direct? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 31st Aug 2022 7:32am)
  • I can sill just about remember when this was a thing. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 1st Sep 2022 7:44am)
  • [This one](https://c.files.bbci.co.uk/0532/production/_110903310_mackfire5.jpg) for me. The colours and the light just do it. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 1st Sep 2022 7:45am)
  • Glasgow in pre-Hydro days? The Hydro's a pretty big part of the city, not sure why you wouldn't like that. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 1st Sep 2022 8:54am)
  • So many people want flats now that landlords can pick and choose their tenants. A couple with a toddler aren't going to be having parties and trashing the place. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 2nd Sep 2022 1:09pm)
  • If you move out the landlord needs to give the place a thorough deep clean before it can be rented out again. Most won't want to do that so will just get somebody without pets in the first place. Even people without pets are struggling to find places to live right now. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 2nd Sep 2022 1:46pm)
  • > tenant gets that done when they move, that's universal. Is it fuck. And there's plenty of times a tenant will just disappear too. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 2nd Sep 2022 1:58pm)
  • Trying to imagine Russell Howard fans fighting. I bet they were both absolutely fine anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 2nd Sep 2022 1:57pm)
  • > but having rented for years in EU and US It's. Different. Here. Why can't you comprehend that? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 2nd Sep 2022 2:31pm)
  • Seems reasonable to me. Fuck deep cleaning and painting a gaff if you're moving out and you haven't wrecked it. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 2nd Sep 2022 2:46pm)
  • > Many of them second year students 12 years younger then the current flatmate and the many others are international students giving places on erasmus when there is no possible affordable way for them to live here. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 5th Sep 2022 1:18pm)
  • Damn, almost made it down to the end of this thread without some arsehole shoehorning that into it. Good thread otherwise, but fuck off to /r/scotland if you want to jam this into a topic about something else. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 5th Sep 2022 4:03pm)
  • Pollok. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 5th Sep 2022 4:42pm)
  • Not sure what the Fruitmarket has to do with energy prices, but wear your favourite gear because everybody there will be taking photos and filming it. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 6th Sep 2022 2:13pm)
  • Much more constructive advice than that person saying what to do if a fascist counter-protest turns up. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 6th Sep 2022 5:09pm)
  • Fucking hell, it's not a BNP rally. It's a cost-of-living-crisis event at Candleriggs. A cause literally everybody in Glasgow agrees with that's happening at one of the fanciest venues in the town. You think anybody's going to be throwing rocks? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 6th Sep 2022 5:06pm)
  • There won't be any fascists kicking off in the Old Fruitmarket at a cost-of-living-crisis event, I can assure you. I don't know why there would even be police there and I'd be surprised if there was. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 6th Sep 2022 5:16pm)
  • Glasgow polis will be out in force at this Candleriggs get together, with their x-ray cameras. They'll be filming cunts from the roofs too, and passing the details onto the snipers. This event is dangerous and it'll be full of dangerous people, and the polis will be there in force to detain known, wanted individuals before any crowd flashpoints emerge and before the petrol bombs start flying. If you read this thread, anyway. I don't think it'll be like that. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 6th Sep 2022 6:56pm)
  • You'll be fine at a gig, they only don't want folk on their own at a club night. Same as most places. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 6th Sep 2022 7:26pm)
  • I'm sure it'll be 'classified' or 'it didn't even get reported'. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 6th Sep 2022 8:59pm)
  • It's going to have a ring of steel around it and they'll be using retina-scanning technology to make sure the attendees are who they claim to be. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 6th Sep 2022 9:00pm)
  • I know! by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 6th Sep 2022 9:40pm)
  • Fuck all in it but it's hardly the worst place in Glasgow. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 6th Sep 2022 10:37pm)
  • It's harmless though. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 6th Sep 2022 10:36pm)
  • Fair. Some might go to the Cat Cafe and some might even go to Mono afterwards. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Sep 2022 7:49am)
  • > proper characters Oh the banter. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Sep 2022 8:14am)
  • Yeah, problem drug users hanging about isn't the same as there being regular glassings, stabbings, gang fights and sexual assaults in the city centre. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Sep 2022 8:19am)
  • Wellhouse is much worse than just about anywhere in Easterhouse now. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Sep 2022 8:17am)
  • Username doesn't check out. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Sep 2022 8:33am)
  • London is better pretty much every way, in terms of liveability. It's clean, loads of green space, transport is amazing and whatever you need or are into is there. I always think London residents are much friendlier too because it's so much more of a melting pot so they're not a judgy as here. They've also seen it all so don't really care what you're up to. Never been asked what school I went to in London, or why I'm wearing that jacket or anything like that. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Sep 2022 9:53am)
  • That's a reference to the two west end pensioners in Chewin' The Fat who think anybody poor is a fucking tourist attraction. I'd rather you didn't see poverty as being grim, just because you're scared of it. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Sep 2022 10:44am)
  • > I’ve worked to get an education > when your judging *you're. Should have worked harder. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Sep 2022 11:33am)
  • Clicking the 'get this person help' thing when you're too stupid to think of a decent reply is absolute VL patter. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Sep 2022 9:03am)
  • Glad to not have heard of any deaths, arrests or abductions at [this](https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/21160922.enough-enough-campaigners-rally-cost-living-crisis-glasgow/). Looks like absolute fucking chaos too, as predicted. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Sep 2022 9:05am)
  • The farm park at Tollcross has got chickens. Big ones and small ones. Also llamas. Or alpacas. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Sep 2022 9:34am)
  • This won't be the real story. The true horrors will have been censored by the state, who control the GlasgowTimes. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Sep 2022 9:33am)
  • Good to know. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Sep 2022 9:37am)
  • Saw a bent sign once and it had 'Zubair bent this sign' written on it, but I don't think that was in Glasgow. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Sep 2022 4:20pm)
  • Username checks out by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Sep 2022 4:32pm)
  • Probably like /r/scotland in reverse. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 9th Sep 2022 11:33am)
  • Sloan's. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 9th Sep 2022 12:43pm)
  • > I have seen several listings in the price range of 70k-80k GBP for 1 or sometimes 2-bedroom apartments Really?! Where? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 9th Sep 2022 12:42pm)
  • Where in Glasgow. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 9th Sep 2022 12:56pm)
  • You need a solicitor. And a conveyancer. Buying a house is hard. Getting a mortgage as a student is very hard. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 9th Sep 2022 1:02pm)
  • Flats in Anniesland might be listed between 70k and 80k but you're going to need to be offering a lot more than that. A bank usually only lends on the value of the home report, so you're going to need the extra 10k - 20k in cash, as well as a deposit of probably around 10k - 15k. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 9th Sep 2022 1:05pm)
  • This is who you want: https://www.mortgageadvicebrokerage.co.uk/book-an-appointment/ by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 9th Sep 2022 1:41pm)
  • Only over 145k. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 9th Sep 2022 2:11pm)
  • Anywhere. Have you been to Glasgow before? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 9th Sep 2022 2:39pm)
  • > southside... ...good deals on flats there lol by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Sep 2022 7:40pm)
  • Hanoi Bike Shop is Greene King now. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Sep 2022 11:18pm)
  • Only sensible answer on this thread. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Sep 2022 11:20pm)
  • 'How do you know when somebody doesn't have a TV? Don't worry, they'll tell you', as the saying goes. Same with veganism, a bit. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 11th Sep 2022 11:18am)
  • More people cried when a character in their favourite soap opera died than cried when either of our mums died. The queen is like that. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 11th Sep 2022 9:05pm)
  • You should know that if you found somewhere to live, you're one of the lucky ones. Otherwise, figure it out for yourself. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 13th Sep 2022 1:33pm)
  • Did the pub just open? Was it a pub before, or was there never a pub there? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 13th Sep 2022 1:34pm)
  • City Centre is the worst part of Glasgow. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 13th Sep 2022 2:47pm)
  • > Don’t be afraid to ask people to repeat themselves. By and large most of us are friendly and welcoming and we know our accent can be hard for newcomers to understand. The best way is to say, "What the fuck did you just say?" when you haven't heard what they said. People like it when you say that after most things they say, in fact. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 13th Sep 2022 3:59pm)
  • Where are you from that nonces an easier time? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 13th Sep 2022 4:01pm)
  • 11am?! What if OP wants a long lie? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 13th Sep 2022 4:26pm)
  • > fellow weggie Said no-one from Glasgow, ever. Assuming you mean 'weegie'. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 13th Sep 2022 7:08pm)
  • Clockwork Orange is what the press and people from outside Glasgow call the subway. Guessing you think you're talking about the Sub Crawl. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 13th Sep 2022 7:07pm)
  • Gads. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 13th Sep 2022 9:55pm)
  • Of you can play Despacito or the bagpipes, everybody will love it. Fucking Descpacito ON the bagpipes and you're laughing. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 14th Sep 2022 8:40pm)
  • Or the new Wallace Street flats. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Sep 2022 12:39pm)
  • Only recently realised that those aren't shit toys for sale. Cunt actually wants money just for having them. Madness. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Sep 2022 12:36pm)
  • > Do kid ever go into pubs & such? They do but they shouldn't. Pubs are places for adults to get drunk and swear in. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Sep 2022 12:41pm)
  • > you're a stones throw from the subway and the city centre. Good opportunity to hurl some rocks at the city centre. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Sep 2022 12:40pm)
  • How long have you been working on this for? Wasn't worth it, was it? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Sep 2022 5:04pm)
  • SAMH are good: https://www.samh.org.uk/about-mental-health/suicide/suicide-prevention by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Sep 2022 5:03pm)
  • Only up until I knew it was obviously badly-told, made-up shite. So maybe about five seconds. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Sep 2022 5:40pm)
  • Church on the Hill is shite. Buck's, Clockwork, train to Queens Park, QPC, McNeill's, then all the Strathbungo boozers except the Imperial. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Sep 2022 10:58pm)
  • 'Removed'. Amazing. There's some amount of shite that gets allowed on here but this was definitely sub-sub-shite. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Sep 2022 11:02pm)
  • Anybody that likes Church on the Hill has never heard of the Laurieston. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Sep 2022 7:37am)
  • Wouldn't say the Allison Arms, because they've done absolutely nothing to change in the last twenty years, it's just a place lots of people go now that has lots of good beer. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Sep 2022 7:43am)
  • That was only a matter of time. Bet he's raging he doesn't have the Chip and Stravaigin, for the full set. Doublet must be the only decent boozer left in the west end now. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Sep 2022 7:41am)
  • Also know of Twosoups. Glad to see him here. Paisley? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Sep 2022 8:48am)
  • Absolute shite boozer. As if any of those people would be drinking in there when it was the Dowanhill. And there's fuck all changed about it except the music and some of the pints. Oh, and the owners and the name. Rubbish pub for people to cosplay at being working class when they'd never set foot in it before it had indie people behind the bar. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Sep 2022 9:42am)
  • You don't like a popular pub because it's busy on a Friday and Saturday night? Got it. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Sep 2022 9:56am)
  • Overlooked by who?! https://www.scotsman.com/business/consumer/glasgow-bar-best-whisky-pub-uk-3062790 by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Sep 2022 11:59am)
  • Kelvingrove Park. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Sep 2022 12:35pm)
  • I just didn't go and nothing happened. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Sep 2022 1:21pm)
  • > Clockwork used to be good but it's been dead since the renovation When have you been going? It's much busier than it used to be. Food is great now and there's more staff on at a time. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Sep 2022 4:24pm)
  • Right, yeah, it was definitely quiet then. Heaps of young people in it now. Florida Park upgrade was alright, admittedly. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Sep 2022 4:49pm)
  • *whisky by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Sep 2022 7:21pm)
  • I hunt stray dogs. I catch them, then take them to Victoria Park to shave them. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 19th Sep 2022 8:22am)
  • People saying gaffs go on for less than the HR value are talking shite. When I sold my flat I put it on for offers over the exact HR value. Unrealistic to expect somebody to pay much more than what they can get a mortgage for. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Sep 2022 11:28am)
  • Fucking hell mate. Things will get better, whatever happens. Don't get too mad with it in the meantime, hangovers aren't what you need right now. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Sep 2022 10:21pm)
  • Check out the big man here with somewhere to stay. Wind it in mate, no need to rub it in. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 22nd Sep 2022 9:19am)
  • New windows for thew Glasgow branch?! That'll show 'em! Head office will certainly have to think twice about whatever it is they're doing now! by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 22nd Sep 2022 9:30am)
  • Students. They have to live on the subway now. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 22nd Sep 2022 9:40am)
  • BRACE! BRACE! by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 22nd Sep 2022 9:59am)
  • > somewhere near the train station would be nice You'd think. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 22nd Sep 2022 5:09pm)
  • You could buy a whole estate in Port Glasgow for a lot less than that too. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 22nd Sep 2022 7:45pm)
  • Because people people piss there and there's no ventilation for the car fumes or the Blue Lagoon. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 22nd Sep 2022 11:25pm)
  • How long did you work there for? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Sep 2022 7:44am)
  • Call up Direct Distribution and tell them you've got free space. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Sep 2022 7:42am)
  • Standard late-night 'had a bad shift' post. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Sep 2022 8:56am)
  • Food is great but it's not fancy. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Sep 2022 11:42am)
  • Or they hold it back and create demand so that people start talking about it. Now I've heard of it when I wouldn't normally have. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Sep 2022 12:40pm)
  • Record Fayre on Chisholm Street. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Sep 2022 3:24pm)
  • Is it fuck, it's Scottish and it's quite minimal. Blythswood Square is 'fancy', Cail Bruich is understated. I fucking love Cail Bruich and used to go there for Christmas dinner but it's not what you'd call fancy. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Sep 2022 3:27pm)
  • Looks like what swimming pools in Glasgow look like. I'd be more concerned about seeing some cunt taking photos in the changing room. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Sep 2022 4:03pm)
  • Upstairs in the Crystal Palace. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Sep 2022 5:07pm)
  • If you haven't made an appointment by now you won't be getting a very good one. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Sep 2022 5:06pm)
  • Strict rules about how people should speak isn't good for a country. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 24th Sep 2022 7:30am)
  • Always liked how 'mod' is short for 'modernist' and yet these guys are into the mod revival scene of the seventies and eighties (when Quadrophenia came out and reignited it). Absolutely nothing modernist about cosplaying a bunch of geezers from forty years ago who got into something ten or twenty years after it existed. Good luck to them though, even though the ones I've met are wanks. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 24th Sep 2022 6:54pm)
  • > I am looking to buy my first home somewhere near the city centre Bad start. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 25th Sep 2022 11:16am)
  • If you can afford to live in the west end you should move to the southside. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 25th Sep 2022 1:49pm)
  • That bit's absolutely fine. So is the Polmadie end. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 25th Sep 2022 4:58pm)
  • This place man. Scottish company operating in Scotland, in an SNP council under an SNP government in 2022, yet it's somehow because of Thatcher getting in in 1979. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Sep 2022 9:54am)
  • > small hotels Homeless hostels by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Sep 2022 3:20pm)
  • Scheduling it just opens up the job to drivers fifteen minutes before the booking is for though. It doesn't book one in. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Sep 2022 7:23pm)
  • Sure we've heard this before. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 27th Sep 2022 7:49am)
  • That is a typical night up the Trongate. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 27th Sep 2022 7:51am)
  • Since they can barely build a bike lane under regular circumstances, I'm excited to see how Glasgow City Council can overcome an actual war holding up supply. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 27th Sep 2022 8:42am)
  • > huge fucking fight outside between 50 or so Asian dudes who had piled out of the Loon Fung Used to see aggro outside there a lot when Sleazies was one of the few places with a weekday 3am licence. There was some sort of gambling club that went on in there after hours. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 27th Sep 2022 2:00pm)
  • How much money gets spunked on consultations that makes headlines but never actually happen? Must be a staggering amount. Get the good-news headline, the the like and shares, make it look like something's happening and then everything just stays the same. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 27th Sep 2022 9:36pm)
  • Prices won't fall, they'll just increase more slowly. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 28th Sep 2022 1:18pm)
  • Oh cool, this yet again. Another 'consultation' that'll achieve nothing. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Sep 2022 4:32pm)
  • Park Circus is a dump. Expensive, not posh. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Sep 2022 4:38pm)
  • Litter everywhere all the time, loads of Air BnBs, bams from the park hanging about, the bin at the entrance that got set on fire about two months ago still hasn't been fixed and more dogshit than anywhere else in Glasgow. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Sep 2022 5:54pm)
  • Yep. Didn't used to be like that but it definitely is now. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Sep 2022 5:55pm)
  • I think you're asking the wrong people mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Sep 2022 10:17am)
  • Mongo by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Sep 2022 4:06pm)
  • > If you're really pissed at someone Eh? You mean if you're steaming at someone? Don't get it. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Sep 2022 4:04pm)
  • Saw that. Could be good, this. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Sep 2022 6:48pm)
  • LOL by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Sep 2022 7:39pm)
  • How do you know he was Romanian? Could have been Bulgarian. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Sep 2022 7:37pm)
  • How the fuck is this downvoted? Honestly, you fucking people. You reckon you could spot the difference between a Romania Roma and a Bulgarian Roma when you're pissed up at 2am? Most Roma come from Bulgaria. Appreciate that this sub is a bunch of bedroom/internet dwellers with absolutely no connection to reality but fucking hell. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Sep 2022 10:31pm)
  • You're a fucking idiot. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Sep 2022 10:38pm)
  • Original post said Romanian. Since been changed to Roma. OP thought Roma meant Romanian. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Sep 2022 10:36pm)
  • Ahh, OP has edited their post from "Definitely Romanian" to "Definitely Roma"... Glad you Googled the difference, mate. Sounded a tiny bit stupid there. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Sep 2022 10:35pm)
  • They all look the same, eh? Fucking idiot. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Sep 2022 10:41pm)
  • Not a huge difference between Romanians and Roma? Get a grip. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Sep 2022 10:46pm)
  • He did say they were Romanian. He edited the post. People assuming that all Romanians are gypsies is wrong. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 1st Oct 2022 7:54am)
  • Just leave it in the street like everybody else. Somebody will spray 'Nothing else mattress' on it, somebody will take a photo of that, then eventually the council will have to lift it. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 1st Oct 2022 11:16am)
  • I went to some stupid breakfast meeting(?) upstairs in Exchange Square one time. Think it was above where Size? is now. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 1st Oct 2022 11:14am)
  • 'Alfie is just barmy!' by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 1st Oct 2022 12:49pm)
  • Could set it on fire? The springs would be left but maybe somebody would take them in a day or two. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 1st Oct 2022 2:56pm)
  • Glasgow city centre IS the bad neighbourhood. And it's hard to get a taxi just now. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 1st Oct 2022 9:47pm)
  • And the fact that the Sub Club kicks out into the worst area in all of Greater Glasgow, and it's 3am. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 1st Oct 2022 10:19pm)
  • Chances double to 2% if you book it at 2.30am. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 2nd Oct 2022 9:59am)
  • The state of half the cunts around there at that time, they wouldn't even notice it. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 2nd Oct 2022 11:36am)
  • OP literally mentions the Sub Club in her post. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 2nd Oct 2022 4:28pm)
  • > Pre book a taxi for leaving to pick up outside and you'll be fine. Even back when taxis were somewhat reliable no firm would take a 3am town booking. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 2nd Oct 2022 4:30pm)
  • Never been in Sparklehorse when there hasn't been kids in it. And it's why I stopped going. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 2nd Oct 2022 7:20pm)
  • Doubt it would have been a favourite "haunt in their art school days" if there were screaming weans on the rampage back then. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 2nd Oct 2022 7:20pm)
  • Ask here, doesn't need a thread. Unless it's actually going to be interesting and the answer isn't just 'It shut down'. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Oct 2022 11:43am)
  • A lot of chat these days about how they're bad for the environment. Probably a bad look after COP and all that. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Oct 2022 11:40am)
  • Yeah. Looks like a screenshot from Google Streetview. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Oct 2022 1:20pm)
  • There's no food that's 'uniquely Glasgow'. Maybe binmen, if you're a rat. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Oct 2022 2:41pm)
  • Your username is at odds with your lifestyle. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Oct 2022 3:52pm)
  • Thought that was the posh street. Like anywhere, the roughness of an area depends on how hard you are. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Oct 2022 2:54pm)
  • It passed you while you were typing all that. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Oct 2022 5:04pm)
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMXL4gGoWkY by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Oct 2022 6:58pm)
  • Probably not in Glasgow unless you want to live in a tent. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Oct 2022 7:10am)
  • Pretty sure this is just life from now on. These things can't be un-invented or banned. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Oct 2022 8:10am)
  • Don't wear anything orange? To watch a Rangers game in a Rangers boozer? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Oct 2022 12:59pm)
  • Only person saying anything sectarian here is you. Hmm. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Oct 2022 1:00pm)
  • What happened? Saw it was closed today but it didn't look like it was shut forever. Remember they'd smeared shit all over the other coffee shops, and "Go home" on some London coffee place on Vicky Road. Then it came out that the owner had paid (or their parents had paid, more likely) massively over the odds for their Govanhill flat, making them the gentrifiers they claimed to hate. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Oct 2022 3:23pm)
  • You can see on Zoopla what they paid for the flat, if you can be bothered looking. It was waaay over HR. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Oct 2022 10:51pm)
  • > why make a documentary about it? There's now been at least four threads about it on here. Seems people are interested. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 6th Oct 2022 8:05am)
  • He'll only get an hour in there, tops. Best heading into town for somewhere that's open later. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 6th Oct 2022 9:53am)
  • No live music, beer garden will be shut, and a faceless, dull nothing-pub. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 6th Oct 2022 9:53am)
  • Pot Still is the best, but he'd only manage last orders. Still worth it since it's close enough to Howling Wolf though, which is open until 3am. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 6th Oct 2022 9:55am)
  • DPD are great, yeah. Probably staff off with Covid, now that disease-season is coming in. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 6th Oct 2022 10:58am)
  • Nothing sus or unusual about paying way over the odds for a flat around there, and being part of the gentrification that prices locals out, but if you're pretending to complain about gentrification pushing the locals out as part of your business gimmick, it's another story. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 6th Oct 2022 3:33pm)
  • Sounds like all the hotels and AirBnBs are already full of students. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 6th Oct 2022 5:16pm)
  • Can't be, *I* am Chris! Can't remember my surname though, bumped my head in a skiing accident. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Oct 2022 2:49pm)
  • Yeah. Pot Still. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Oct 2022 2:50pm)
  • Could be an inside joke that Chris will recognise. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Oct 2022 4:49pm)
  • Liverpool's lovely. It's clean and modern. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Oct 2022 9:19pm)
  • Back to overcharging students and Londoners. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Oct 2022 9:17pm)
  • Yeah, fucking hell, that's quite a reach there. If a fucking meteorite hit Scotland somebody on this sub would blame the Tories. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Oct 2022 9:23pm)
  • The devolved nations don't enter the Eurovision Song Contest. It's a UK entry. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th Oct 2022 8:59am)
  • Platinum Lace. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th Oct 2022 9:03am)
  • Nah, it was a guy with a knife on the rampage. Let's see which one of these GlasgowLive run with. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th Oct 2022 9:06am)
  • Glasgow does look a bit like Mariupol I suppose, so it wouldn't be too hard to fake it. Just need to tidy it up a little and it'd probably be quite a convincing replica. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th Oct 2022 11:23am)
  • What you said is meaningless though. Why would the host country not fly its national flag? I don't understand. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th Oct 2022 11:22am)
  • I know exactly what you're getting at, but you're being ridiculous. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th Oct 2022 12:12pm)
  • > Kelvingrove museum is always worth a shout, plus I think they have wheelchairs. Not sure about that, but they've got some decent paintings. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th Oct 2022 3:33pm)
  • Entry is the door next to the steps, not actually up the steps. I think that's what confuses people. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 9th Oct 2022 10:45am)
  • Paired with the fact the some cunt called 'Simeon' is doing fish and chips, that was a tough read. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 9th Oct 2022 9:38pm)
  • Yeah. I'm a total Hooked apologist but despite the shit name Best Chippy do a really good fish supper. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 9th Oct 2022 9:44pm)
  • Fish aren't animals they're plants basically. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 9th Oct 2022 9:42pm)
  • No need to explain, that was some heavy shite/confusing patter there. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 9th Oct 2022 9:40pm)
  • Yeah wtf?! by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Oct 2022 7:58am)
  • Thought it was all about drugs these days. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Oct 2022 8:47am)
  • Does he like Chewin' The Fat, chips and water? Might have an idea. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Oct 2022 9:18am)
  • Depends how much you like walking along grassy verges. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Oct 2022 9:17am)
  • Remortgage. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Oct 2022 12:39pm)
  • There was a place in Clydebank that always did it, but I can't find it online now. You might have more luck. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Oct 2022 6:41pm)
  • Fine that you enjoy it but you shouldn't be proud of it. If you're buying records out of a fucking shit new pub you probably aren't in a position to be trying to get likes and follows based on record buying. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Oct 2022 10:04pm)
  • Holy fuck, this is absolutely terrible. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Oct 2022 10:02pm)
  • Calling them 'vinyls', or 'vinyl', makes it so clear you're only into them as objects, rather than calling them 'records', which would certainly suggest you're into the actual recordings. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Oct 2022 10:00pm)
  • On target so far. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Oct 2022 7:30am)
  • Town's dead compared to how you'll remember it. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Oct 2022 9:19am)
  • Compared to five years ago, definitely. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Oct 2022 11:37am)
  • Save you a click: Shawlands Glasgow, UK With its great parks, art, coffee and dining, Shawlands keeps Glasgow braw. The neighbouring areas of Langside, Strathbungo and Govanhill have all played their part in the Southside’s rise to eclipse the West End as the city’s best area to socialise and live in recent years – but Shawlands is the bustling nexus point of Glasgow below the Clyde. The internationally renowned Burrell Collection has recently had a multimillion-pound refurb, and it’s surrounded by buzzy independent local businesses – such as French-Japanese patisserie and design shop Godshot Studio – on the main artery of Pollokshaws Road, before it bisects with Kilmarnock Road in front of a beautiful Flatiron Building-esque sandstone tenement block. But explore the side streets too for delightful plant-based lattes and flat whites at Frankie, or superior sourdough from Deanston Bakery. The perfect day Fuel yourself with brunch pancakes at Café Strange Brew, ready to scour the 9,000-plus objects (including paintings by Manet, Cézanne and Degas) at the Burrell Collection. Then snap a selfie with a Highland cow in Pollok Park before heading to Julie’s Kopitiam for no-fuss contemporary Malaysian cuisine. Catch a gig at boho vegan eatery and arts space The Glad Café, before finishing up with late-night drinks at Phillies. Plan your trip Taking place each May, Southside Fringe is a week-long platform for up-and-coming performers and artists. The Fringe also hosts a monthly Maker’s Fair at Shawlands Arcade. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Oct 2022 12:15pm)
  • Username sounds a bit vigilante. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th Oct 2022 2:39pm)
  • Geezer would have been wanting to drop the stuff off so he could get on with his job. Probably had a power of abuse in the past for leaving stuff on the step. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th Oct 2022 8:52pm)
  • You are a Karen. Would you be posting this stuff if it was your regular postman with a parcel doing it? Seems a lot like you just didn't trust this person. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th Oct 2022 8:59pm)
  • > There was no reason for this man to open my front door. Yes there was, he was trying to get shot of your shopping so he could deliver the next person's shopping, and since you weren't answering he was doing the decent thing of trying to leave it inside for you rather than out in the garden/street. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th Oct 2022 8:56pm)
  • Because it's just a delivery driver trying to make a delivery. Some really fucking sheltered/paranoid people in this sub, which thankfully doesn't reflect reality, but it's still shocking to see at times. Get a grip. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th Oct 2022 9:57pm)
  • I carve little scenes out of organic aubergines for Instagram, put on crust-punk nights in a disused railway tunnel, and run a cassette label, but sadly I'm a fascist. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 17th Oct 2022 4:44pm)
  • > Actually, I'm from India. No shit. India dudes often come on here 'asking' if the money they claim to be about to earn is going to be enough. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 17th Oct 2022 4:40pm)
  • My point, if you honestly didn't understand, is that people often come on here to boast about the salary they say they're going to get. These high-earners who can't seem to figure out something really basic and Google-able like cost of living expenses. Telling cunts you can't say what the job is too? Fuck up James Bond. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 17th Oct 2022 4:46pm)
  • At least they censored 'PRICK'. Maybe things are getting better. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th Oct 2022 8:58am)
  • > What a strange thing this internet is You're the only weirdo in this thread. What a bizarre way of thinking. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th Oct 2022 9:00am)
  • Harder to negotiate a handjob in the sweet shops though. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th Oct 2022 12:49pm)
  • London Road has a few used car dealerships next to each other at one point, it's worth going for a browse around there. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th Oct 2022 2:28pm)
  • These are ones that have been there for years, nothing to worry about. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th Oct 2022 2:59pm)
  • [Might be worth](https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/274449112622?chn=ps&_trkparms=ispr%3D1&amdata=enc%3A1j-5RFOEvQwiR0jzVZNP0Fg35&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=710-134428-41853-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=274449112622&targetid=1646683156259&device=c&mktype=pla&googleloc=1007392&poi=&campaignid=17206177401&mkgroupid=136851690655&rlsatarget=pla-1646683156259&abcId=9300866&merchantid=6995734&gclid=Cj0KCQjwnbmaBhD-ARIsAGTPcfUMC85WREL5YsZOLTi0ESlg4a6uwA03BLuuL4lzTmcFn2Fi9wFTLecaAkDPEALw_wcB) sticking it on eBay if it's in good nick. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th Oct 2022 4:33pm)
  • Pot Still is ten times better than the Lismore. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th Oct 2022 4:44pm)
  • Halloween used to be on the 31st of October, now Halloween is October. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th Oct 2022 4:43pm)
  • Used to always be East Asians. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th Oct 2022 6:29pm)
  • Are you the 15 year-old whose mum was scared to let him out? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th Oct 2022 6:27pm)
  • Aye mate everybody loves it, it's much better now that it's a stinking dump. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th Oct 2022 6:47pm)
  • The only way it could somehow be even worse. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th Oct 2022 6:45pm)
  • Same as anywhere - if the Londis/Scotmid has got barbed wire on the roof it's a dump. It it doesn't, it's fine. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th Oct 2022 6:50pm)
  • You pumping his bird? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th Oct 2022 7:01pm)
  • Mate this gets asked on here most days, because people are too lazy to use the search bar. Anything other than Best Kebab is a pisstake. Sorry to spoil it. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 19th Oct 2022 11:29pm)
  • Owners of Ramen Dayo are famously wanks. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 19th Oct 2022 11:31pm)
  • It'll be a Facebook group or an online petition at the most. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Oct 2022 1:54pm)
  • Absolute shite. Manchester's lovely. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Oct 2022 1:55pm)
  • Then they say, "Fuck off, it's in the Ts & Cs which you didn't read but agreed to". by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Oct 2022 10:43pm)
  • Red and black checked shirt, jeans, boots AND the thick-rimmed glasses and you're any middle-aged man from Shawlands. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Oct 2022 10:28am)
  • Little Carhartt wooly hat balanced on the top of the head. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Oct 2022 11:00am)
  • You here for Deep Purple? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 22nd Oct 2022 2:51pm)
  • Do you like throwing axes? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 22nd Oct 2022 3:03pm)
  • I mean if you're on crutches in the first place you're probably a bit clumsy anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 22nd Oct 2022 6:50pm)
  • Thought when it said Bury Tomorrow you were giving away train tickets. I'd go to Bury if it was free. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 23rd Oct 2022 4:39pm)
  • Only if they actually bring it into my house for me. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 23rd Oct 2022 6:59pm)
  • Definitely a better time to be had in Edinburgh. Especially at Christmas. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Oct 2022 11:57am)
  • You can do it yourself pretty much anywhere, but if you go here they've already got axes: https://glasgow.hatchetharrys.co.uk/ by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Oct 2022 5:36pm)
  • A SAD lamp. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Oct 2022 5:36pm)
  • Flatten George Square so they can rent it out for events, then make the rent too expensive. Quality council. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Oct 2022 5:40pm)
  • Fucking hell. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Oct 2022 5:58pm)
  • Get out of this thread you lunatic. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Oct 2022 7:54pm)
  • Probably the same, if that's what people like. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Oct 2022 7:52pm)
  • Buy a cheap bike and go and look. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th Oct 2022 1:07pm)
  • Urban 'explorers' get lazier every year. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th Oct 2022 1:06pm)
  • You know what books are, yet you're unable to Google for a phone number. Mad. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th Oct 2022 1:39pm)
  • No problem. A phone call will be a good warm-up for taking a carry out into a crowded shop. You'll smash it. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th Oct 2022 2:26pm)
  • Now you can BOTH live in Coatbridge. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th Oct 2022 9:39pm)
  • Types "Scotland funny" into YouTube, posts results on here. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Oct 2022 11:47am)
  • > I’ve been bringing my kids up teaching them to thank people when they do something for them. I'd be interested to hear from, or know about, anybody who doesn't do this. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Oct 2022 11:51am)
  • This happens pretty much anywhere where you pass the driver again to get off. Bus passengers in Glasgow are about the worst in the UK though. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Oct 2022 11:50am)
  • Yeah, used to have a lot going on in there after hours. Lots of rich looking Chinese geezers getting let in long after it had shut. Seemed like gambling. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Oct 2022 4:37pm)
  • Guy fell out a hot air balloon. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Oct 2022 7:10pm)
  • If they were trafficking 60 year old, smiling, rich-looking Chinese men. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Oct 2022 7:27pm)
  • Enjoy the "Wah, the Daily Mail is shit" group-wank, but they have the full stories with names and photos when other outlets don't, because they can afford to pay for the information. Accepting this fact doesn't mean you agree with their politics. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Oct 2022 7:33pm)
  • A plumber I had years ago told me he did some work for the singer Horse, and she's actually a bloke because her housemate/partner called her 'Dave' when he was in doing the job. Plumbers really are the best source of factual information. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Oct 2022 7:32pm)
  • Threatening to jump out a second floor? Not much of a threat. "If she disnae take me back am gonnae break ma ankle!" by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Oct 2022 7:36pm)
  • It was fairly widely known to be gambling nights, but you go for it. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Oct 2022 7:35pm)
  • Nice! Most of my memories of it come from standing outside Sleazies smoking, when Sleazies first got its 3am licence. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Oct 2022 7:46pm)
  • 2023? Better start looking for a flat now. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 27th Oct 2022 9:18am)
  • AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 27th Oct 2022 9:25am)
  • > Definitely worth doing as all minor actions like this are data that gets fed back up to Scot gov, tossed on a pile and ignored by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 27th Oct 2022 9:38am)
  • I'm doing my bit for workers' rights by standing in the rain for half an hour and eventually walking it. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 27th Oct 2022 9:38am)
  • > a 1-2 bed flat/house in or around the city centre lol by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 27th Oct 2022 2:07pm)
  • This will continue, until you settle for Cumbernauld. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 27th Oct 2022 2:36pm)
  • I think that's the most common answer when people come on here saying, "Hey, I can't find a flat, what is it I need to do?" The answer is usually "You can't find a flat because there are none, you'll have to try further out. Have you thought about Cumbernauld?" And then something about the transport links. Paisley too, in fact. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 27th Oct 2022 2:41pm)
  • Hardly their area of expertise though, is it? Not when a Wishaw mum could be sharing a GENIUS packed-lunch hack. It got mentioned in Holyrood today though. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 27th Oct 2022 4:12pm)
  • Don't go out then. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Oct 2022 8:49am)
  • Been busy the night driver? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Oct 2022 8:50am)
  • Council could put a lid on Union Street this weekend, and charge entry, and claim it as some sort of Halloween attraction. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Oct 2022 9:04am)
  • How did you see this? I don't believe you. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Oct 2022 9:02am)
  • Whoosh. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Oct 2022 9:54am)
  • Because Police Scotland are definitely not stretched to capacity as it is dealing with the basics. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Oct 2022 9:53am)
  • Absolutely out of the question. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Oct 2022 10:34am)
  • There's barely a bus an hour on some routes, every ten minutes would be ridiculous. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Oct 2022 10:57am)
  • No you shut up by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Oct 2022 10:57am)
  • 'Weegies' by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Oct 2022 10:56am)
  • I only go out after 6pm on a Sunday, and I live in the southside, so I'd be fine if it got turned into flats. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Oct 2022 10:56am)
  • The Sub Crawl. Not he Clockwork Orange Crawl. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Oct 2022 12:08pm)
  • Cunt just likes it when water drips in and he wants to hear his neighbours shagging while he's watching Love Island. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Oct 2022 12:21pm)
  • Just wait, it won't be long. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Oct 2022 12:42pm)
  • There's a reason these things have a ten-year guarantee. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Oct 2022 1:12pm)
  • Posting a blog piece about American homes isn't exactly winning an argument. Here's an article from an actual newspaper, in the UK: https://www.theguardian.com/money/2017/mar/11/why-are-britains-new-homes-built-so-badly by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Oct 2022 1:11pm)
  • Incredible. Why's it a computer-generated exterior shot? I guess the road is still all dug up... Grey and silver EVERYTHING and a 'This is the life' motivational... Ornament? Imagine that was the life, living in a tiny box where everything's grey, and it looks exactly the same as every other one. Might as well go to prison. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Oct 2022 4:52pm)
  • Nicely shoehorning sectarianism into a thread about public transport there. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Oct 2022 7:05pm)
  • Is that what they told you when they were kicking your door in? Lived near Hampden for years and I think you're talking shite. Hampden is so heavily policed on match days, I just can't imagine this happening. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 29th Oct 2022 12:24pm)
  • If people feel it's sectarian, then it's sectarian, and that makes you a bigot. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 29th Oct 2022 12:27pm)
  • You're talking like you've found a loophole to be able to use sectarian language. You know the vast, vast majority of right-thinking people find the words 'hun' and 'fenian' offensive, so why bother? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 29th Oct 2022 4:05pm)
  • Pretty sure your landlord was driving my taxi last night. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 29th Oct 2022 8:48pm)
  • Can you post a picture? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 29th Oct 2022 9:25pm)
  • Flying Duck is shite as a pub, it's got no windows and it isn't near anything else. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Oct 2022 3:16pm)
  • Captain here - although aircraft carrier rather than cargo ship - and I got the gig from just hanging about at the harbour getting to know everybody. Eventually got a shot of one, enjoyed it and could kinda do it, so filled in for a captain when he went on holiday one time, and eventually got offered the job. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Oct 2022 3:15pm)
  • Got stuck behind some twat at a roundabout for about 15 minutes, because they weren't assertive enough to fucking pull out. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Oct 2022 3:56pm)
  • That's Union Street yesterday. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 31st Oct 2022 10:02am)
  • Talking absolutely, total, shite right there. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 31st Oct 2022 6:09pm)
  • You'd love this thing called Twitter, honestly. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 31st Oct 2022 8:26pm)
  • Went to Sleazies on Saturday night a couple of weeks ago, for the first time in fucking years, and it was like what weekday afternoons used to be. Could pretty much sit anywhere and nobody waiting at the bar the whole time. Which wasn't long because it was shite. Went to the Hengler's and got a window seat straight away. Went to the Griffin and were the only people in it. State looked dead too. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 31st Oct 2022 10:01pm)
  • Queens Park Camera Club is the one: http://www.qpcc.co.uk/ by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 1st Nov 2022 7:50pm)
  • Yes but pee from which supporters?! This is important for people on this sub. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 2nd Nov 2022 9:25am)
  • Interesting, appreciate this. Although 'Negative Experiences' would be a good name for a camera club. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 2nd Nov 2022 11:36am)
  • I can do an American accent if you like? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 2nd Nov 2022 12:15pm)
  • > A&E-worthy falls and breaks Pah, just walk it off. Don't forget we're advised to only visit A&E if it's life-threatening from now on. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 2nd Nov 2022 2:03pm)
  • Because they really like the place and can afford it? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 2nd Nov 2022 4:33pm)
  • You're confused by that? No wonder you're struggling to buy a house. If the seller knows they're going to get that much over HR and they aren't in a rush to move into their new place why wouldn't they just wait until the offer they'd accept comes in? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 2nd Nov 2022 5:09pm)
  • Pollok by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 2nd Nov 2022 5:13pm)
  • Harsh but fair. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 2nd Nov 2022 5:12pm)
  • Sorry some stranger who wants to make money isn't giving you a discount. Sometimes that's how it goes. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 2nd Nov 2022 5:11pm)
  • Expecting to pay the valuation in Glasgow in 2022 is where you're going wrong. Maybe it won't be the next rich English couple that take it, or the one after that, but somebody will pay whatever silly money she's hoping for eventually. Or not far off it. Have you checked how much over HR similar properties in the area have been going for? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 2nd Nov 2022 5:21pm)
  • Heard it said that the market is slowing but seen absolutely no evidence of it. When properties are selling for 25% over HR in a week it'd take a lot to slow that. Most likely it'll be the case that properties will sell for 25% over HR, but it'll take a few weeks. Can't see the actual prices going down, more likely that sellers will have to wait a little bit longer to get their silly money. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 2nd Nov 2022 5:32pm)
  • Nah, for some people it's like putting a record on Discogs for some stupid amount. You're not arsed if you sell it but if some mug wants to pay what you're asking then they're welcome to it. It can just sit there, being for sale. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 2nd Nov 2022 5:56pm)
  • Nah, it's /r/celticgoodrangersbad here. Understandable since any hipster picking a side is never going to choose Rangers. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 3rd Nov 2022 7:50am)
  • Has he made another porno? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 3rd Nov 2022 10:56am)
  • Excellent water from there. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 4th Nov 2022 2:37pm)
  • > they have regularly tried to bully and intimidate local residents. In what way? Please explain. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 4th Nov 2022 3:05pm)
  • Related: https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/m001d3jx/the-ice-cream-wars by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Nov 2022 8:54am)
  • > I would love to take an RPG to that van Doubtful the driver's got time for a round of Dungeons & Dragons. Check for a meet-up group? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Nov 2022 8:57am)
  • Hmm, sound like dicks. Brodie's definitely are though, and the food there is shit too. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Nov 2022 4:00pm)
  • Castlemilk on the horizon currently looking like Kyiv. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Nov 2022 6:16pm)
  • I don't get it. Do you think it sounds like 'gizzards' or something? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Nov 2022 6:27pm)
  • > guy who hides behind a screen It was just a - totally appropriate - comment on a messageboard. Coming out with that 'I'd batter you if I knew who you were' sort of patter is deranged. I'm glad you don't have any fireworks, and I imagine your kids will be too. Still though, I don't have any fireworks to sell you so I can't help anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Nov 2022 6:32pm)
  • And so are you, unfortunately. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Nov 2022 6:36pm)
  • Probably thinking of Dundee. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Nov 2022 6:35pm)
  • Oh right. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Nov 2022 7:28pm)
  • 'Bright lights! Noise! Ahaha! This fun.' by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Nov 2022 7:26pm)
  • Bet you're on a polis / social services list somewhere, for something. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Nov 2022 7:24pm)
  • Hating young children - or pretending to - is a pretty big sign there's something wrong with you. Maybe you're a virgin, maybe you're a paedo, or maybe it's somewhere in between (or both), but that patter is dodgy as fuck. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Nov 2022 7:33pm)
  • Oh, there we go. Quick look at your post history and there's this: "I always find it a bit strange when people jump instantly to scream about pedophilia when talking about kinks and fantasies." Hmm. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Nov 2022 7:38pm)
  • You're what normal people look like. That outfit is the new SuperDry. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Nov 2022 7:41pm)
  • Is 'Mark' meant to be a name for a bam? That's the most normal middle-aged name I can think of. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Nov 2022 7:48pm)
  • This must be the tenth time I've seen this joke today, fucking hell. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Nov 2022 7:56pm)
  • I come here for quality patter, not regurgitated jokes. Cunts on here are generally quite funny and original so it's genuinely unusual seeing shite like this. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Nov 2022 8:16pm)
  • Heavy shite comeback. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Nov 2022 8:22pm)
  • You're a real fucking weirdo. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 5th Nov 2022 10:13pm)
  • Lassie is a wee dog. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 6th Nov 2022 9:29am)
  • Mad how nowadays if somebody disagrees with something they call the person a Tory. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 6th Nov 2022 9:27am)
  • West End is full of total fannies tbf by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 6th Nov 2022 9:33am)
  • If fireworks night is your 'once a year enjoyment' you need to get some other hobbies. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 6th Nov 2022 9:31am)
  • Only 2000s Kids Will Remember! by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 6th Nov 2022 3:38pm)
  • Last train was always 11.30pm. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 6th Nov 2022 5:25pm)
  • It's a popular joke on bonfire night. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 6th Nov 2022 6:38pm)
  • They've been sold to an arms-length trust to help fund Susan Aitken's Christmas. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 6th Nov 2022 6:40pm)
  • Because 'glamping' is for posh people? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 7th Nov 2022 8:58am)
  • Right enough! Should just build a heated wigwam on his own estate. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 7th Nov 2022 9:54am)
  • 'Clans' are called 'Young Teams' now, and there are plenty about. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 7th Nov 2022 12:17pm)
  • Why do you ask? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 7th Nov 2022 3:02pm)
  • Get Hydro Club seats if you can. Well worth it. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 7th Nov 2022 9:44pm)
  • But the buses were fine a few years ago. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 7th Nov 2022 9:59pm)
  • Manchester? OK. Transport is devolved in Scotland. That means the Scottish government are responsible for bus policy. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Nov 2022 9:14am)
  • They were always reliable. Didn't get a taxi home for years when the 66 ran at night and you knew when it was coming. A 44 every ten minutes during the day too. I'm always wary of cunts with 'Saltire' in their name and this is a perfect example of why. Talking total shite. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Nov 2022 9:12am)
  • Mad that this got downvoted. Posting hard facts, but hard facts that certain people don't want to hear. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Nov 2022 9:16am)
  • Everything here is dire compared to European or English standards. Transport is probably the best example too. But the buses weren't anywhere near as bad as they are now a few years ago. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Nov 2022 9:15am)
  • Yes, because of a 1980s Tory Prime Minister, probably, somehow. Can't be to do with the current council. Nope. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Nov 2022 10:04am)
  • Rutherglen is really nice? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Nov 2022 11:37am)
  • If you can smell it wherever you go it's probably you. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Nov 2022 11:50am)
  • Yeah and the charts were shite in the 80s too. Got fuck all to do with how things are going in Glasgow today. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Nov 2022 12:19pm)
  • Fuck off. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Nov 2022 12:36pm)
  • Five seconds on your post history and... Found the unemployed, bitter, sad, friendless virgin. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Nov 2022 12:40pm)
  • Doesn't have any pals. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Nov 2022 12:55pm)
  • But why so much in Glasgow, and not in Edinburgh, or Dundee, or Ayrshire? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Nov 2022 1:34pm)
  • What? That's a weird analogy. If my house got torched I'd have found somewhere to live within the following thirty years. I certainly wouldn't be sitting in a pile of rubble in 2052 moaning about something that happened thirty years ago by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Nov 2022 1:33pm)
  • Trawling for actual clicks through probably. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Nov 2022 1:49pm)
  • I'll watch your motor for five pound. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Nov 2022 2:03pm)
  • Creme de le Creme used to have a waterfall in the window. Indian in Finnieston. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Nov 2022 2:03pm)
  • Can't imagine anything bleaker than being on a McGills bus in Port Glasgow. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Nov 2022 2:52pm)
  • > a yoon Shite patter. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Nov 2022 3:09pm)
  • > You'd ken Shite Edinburgh patter. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Nov 2022 3:44pm)
  • Where will people park? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Nov 2022 3:46pm)
  • The side streets off Byres Road are bumper-to-bumper as it is. A lot of drivers living round there. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Nov 2022 4:09pm)
  • Lilybank is full any time I try to find somewhere to park. Which is usually the weekend, admittedly. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Nov 2022 4:45pm)
  • The attendant in the Waitrose carpark is about to get the shock of his life. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Nov 2022 6:09pm)
  • You screenrecorded this rather than linked to the post..? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Nov 2022 8:12pm)
  • That's a lot of Just Eat deliveries passing through. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Nov 2022 8:17pm)
  • Avid cyclist here, owner/user of two very different bicycles (also a motorist) and I'm saying it now, this is the year a parent and child in one of those ridiculous cargo bikes will be killed because of their a pothole, ice, or carelessness. So many of those people ride like there's nobody else on the road, and as if the roads are perfect. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Nov 2022 8:15pm)
  • The Netherlands is flat, Glasgow city centre is built on hills. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 9th Nov 2022 8:49am)
  • Some absolute roaster tried to have a go at me for cycling on a shared use path last night. Saying I was a fully grown man so I should be on the road and all that. Geezer was wearing tiny little nylon shorts too, and his balls were hanging out the bottom of them. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Nov 2022 9:28am)
  • Good. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Nov 2022 8:44pm)
  • 'Down with this sort of thing!' Does it even count if it hasn't been posted on Instagram? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Nov 2022 8:43pm)
  • Yeah. Although it's great that somebody who's so anti-establishment is posting on a Meta-owned platform that they signed up for with a Google or Outlook email address and use an unrecyclable piece of technology built by child labour to do it. Gotta stack those followers though. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Nov 2022 9:16pm)
  • They're not allowed to drive btw. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Nov 2022 9:24pm)
  • https://twitter.com/agirlcalledlina/status/1590467058042834944?s=46&t=ZwKePj0EwnaL1dD5slM5_A by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Nov 2022 9:21pm)
  • Loads of English people in the southside these days, somewhere new-ish like Brodies or MacMillan will probably be a good choice. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Nov 2022 1:19pm)
  • The dead link to Echatio is still up. That was a good forum, in its way. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Nov 2022 2:03pm)
  • https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001d3jx by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Nov 2022 2:02pm)
  • > Malcolm Middleton’s Burst Noel at Fairfield club was definitely the best Christmas night out I’ve ever had. Ooft, yes. And in the spirit of things, that was the night my wife-at-the-time told me she wanted to leave. Which was a good thing, I might add. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 18th Nov 2022 11:13am)
  • Was at that and my main memory is Trent Reznor being covered in flour. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 18th Nov 2022 11:15am)
  • Yes, the difference between right and wrong. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 18th Nov 2022 11:51am)
  • I hate this. There's some argument that goes, 'Well, ACTUALLY, that's the traditional Scottish way to say it!' or something. But fuck that. Imagine actually using it like that in real life. 'Heard that new P-Jeye and Duncan?' 'Pass that jeye, my man'. 'See you down Jeye D Sports'. 'Big fan of that Michael Jeye Fox, me'. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 18th Nov 2022 11:51am)
  • Am lit that: a no! by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 18th Nov 2022 11:57am)
  • > If you're not into Lidl you've got a long walk for milk and bread. > > Tesco and Sainsbury's no good? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 18th Nov 2022 12:02pm)
  • Am ur? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 18th Nov 2022 12:06pm)
  • PJ and Duncan are Ant and Dec. A j is a joint. Not knowing these things makes your opinion and your silly pronunciation invalid. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 18th Nov 2022 12:05pm)
  • O-Jeye by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 18th Nov 2022 12:11pm)
  • Not sure if it's American. Never thought about that. Jeye Dilla and Jeye Cole are both American, I do know that. And Jeye Jeye Cale. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 18th Nov 2022 12:11pm)
  • Aye yur. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 18th Nov 2022 12:16pm)
  • Sorry, I thought "bread and milk" meant bread and milk. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 18th Nov 2022 1:02pm)
  • Fi-lum by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 18th Nov 2022 1:20pm)
  • Maybe this person is American. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 18th Nov 2022 1:57pm)
  • Haha! Should have thought about that before posting. Obviously if it's something people from Glasgow do, it's a good thing. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 18th Nov 2022 4:45pm)
  • Voter apathy led to Brexit. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 18th Nov 2022 6:29pm)
  • The old Sikh boys have drank in there for years. Find this hard to believe. I've been papped out and barred more than once, it's just that they don't tolerate dickheads. Source: I am a dickhead. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 19th Nov 2022 5:34pm)
  • My dickhead neighbours have started banging on my walls at 2am. It's driving me crazy, and it really puts me off my drum practice. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 20th Nov 2022 6:44pm)
  • You should try Twitter. Or Facebook. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 21st Nov 2022 5:11pm)
  • That was in February last year, it's never been a Christmas thing. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Nov 2022 8:37am)
  • Nice M8. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Nov 2022 8:35am)
  • What is there to do in Glasgow? How do I get from Glasgow Airport to Glasgow? Where is there a flat I can rent/buy? Govanhill - what's that all about then? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Nov 2022 12:38pm)
  • Coffee shops and orange walks are *uncommon* things to know about?! What else? There's an underground train system? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Nov 2022 1:48pm)
  • This is way too deep for GlasgowLive. They're more about the "Who remembers [thing that still exists, or only recently ceased to exist]?!", or sorting RightMove by 'Most expensive first' and describing the results. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Nov 2022 1:46pm)
  • >orange walks... ...dont happen in other cities. Jesus fucking hell mate. Are you being serious? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Nov 2022 1:53pm)
  • > Everyone Glaswegian knows about it yes but people outside the city often dont because it doesnt exist in other cities Apart from London - which is a very big city in England - and Newcastle. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Nov 2022 2:14pm)
  • Massive orange walks in Liverpool. Just because you live in a bubble don't presume other people do. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Nov 2022 2:13pm)
  • You're saying unique coffee shops, orange walks and underground trains don't exist elsewhere. They all famously, demonstrably, do. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Nov 2022 2:29pm)
  • Your post should be 'Here's some things I didn't know about Glasgow' then. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Nov 2022 2:30pm)
  • Something else that might shock you: Reddit is a forum, for exchanging opinions. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Nov 2022 2:36pm)
  • "Haha, it rains a lot in winter, haha!" Sub-GlasgowLive stuff, this. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Nov 2022 2:55pm)
  • Gets out in other cities. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Nov 2022 3:23pm)
  • You're really taking comments you don't like to heart. Chill out, you're just wrong about a lot of things. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Nov 2022 3:23pm)
  • Yes they do. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Nov 2022 3:19pm)
  • Yep, followed by some bits copied out of the press release they got sent that morning. Maybe a Google Maps screenshot to illustrate where it is. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Nov 2022 4:08pm)
  • Terrible comment. (Checks post history.) Ooft. One of your better ones, in hindsight. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Nov 2022 4:27pm)
  • Away with your reality! Remember what sub you're on. People have an idea of what things are like in their heads here, and by god they stick to it. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Nov 2022 7:48pm)
  • Apparently not! Away with you and your first-hand, fact-based evidence! by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Nov 2022 9:42pm)
  • Unlike the vast majority of people in this thread, definitely including you, I've fucking lived in Glasgow for for more than twenty years. Hence actually knowing about its 'secret' underground train network and so on. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Nov 2022 9:49pm)
  • I don't like Edinburgh. I like Glasgow. That's why it's embarrassing when people who live here (like you) know fuck all about it. Go back to your virtual world. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 23rd Nov 2022 9:26am)
  • Human blood mixed with piss. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 23rd Nov 2022 11:52am)
  • You can't take a van into the dump. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 23rd Nov 2022 3:07pm)
  • Fair enough, it was Polmadie I was thinking about. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 23rd Nov 2022 3:23pm)
  • > freeze some pish on a baking tray then slip it under their door That /r/glasgow classic. Has anybody ever done this? Does anybody live in a gaff where you could slide a baking tray through the gap under the door? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 23rd Nov 2022 3:43pm)
  • That's possible, yeah. Still involves touching it, though. Pouring actual liquid pish through any other gap would be much more practical. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 23rd Nov 2022 4:03pm)
  • Heard Weirdo by The Charlatans upstairs on time. Pretty unremarkable and exactly the sort of thing they played, but it stands out because I was puking on one of the speakers it was coming out of. Also got chucked out to Song 2 once. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 23rd Nov 2022 4:36pm)
  • Toffee hammer, and feed it through in shards? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 23rd Nov 2022 4:43pm)
  • There's fuck all to do in the north. Sounds like a young person who wants a bit of life around them. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 23rd Nov 2022 4:53pm)
  • Forecast says it'll be cold. Perfect. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 23rd Nov 2022 4:51pm)
  • Seems like a very delicate operation. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 23rd Nov 2022 6:40pm)
  • And for the other nine days? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 23rd Nov 2022 9:04pm)
  • Gies eh fuush suppah. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 24th Nov 2022 12:19pm)
  • All these, plus the Glasgow YouTuber accent. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 24th Nov 2022 12:17pm)
  • Phone them and ask?! by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 24th Nov 2022 5:13pm)
  • It's Hermes, so it's shite. Fifty fifty chance you'll get your parcel. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 24th Nov 2022 5:52pm)
  • 'The buses are late because of Thatcher' by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 25th Nov 2022 9:12am)
  • Not talking about the school run, talking about night time, when it's a much faster, more furious matter all together. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 25th Nov 2022 9:11am)
  • "Adolf"?! You must be having a pretty bad day, and it's only just gone 9am. If you think it's bad at 3.30pm you should see it at 1am, that's all. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 25th Nov 2022 9:17am)
  • [New flats for Milngavie then?](https://news.stv.tv/west-central/claremont-bowling-club-in-milngavie-engulfed-in-fire-as-firefighters-battle-blaze-for-hours) by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 25th Nov 2022 10:47am)
  • Amazing! by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 25th Nov 2022 4:43pm)
  • People are going to try to get the ball over them. I worked at a driving range when I was a kid, driving the little tractor thing that scooped all the balls up, and every cunt there would aim for it when I was out. It had a cage around it so it was fine, but it was just a torrent of balls aimed at it every time that thing went out. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 25th Nov 2022 4:42pm)
  • Used to shop there but since the Cost of Living Crisis kicked in I've had to start going to Waitrose. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 25th Nov 2022 6:07pm)
  • Junction 1 in the same vague area made it past 'planning stages'. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 25th Nov 2022 6:48pm)
  • Pretty sure I'm both cases it wasn't a matter of the risk and more a matter of how much the businesses were paying to be able to do what they do. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 25th Nov 2022 8:28pm)
  • Maybe the Pandora can come back. Something that actually served the community. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 25th Nov 2022 9:56pm)
  • You can get Mossgiel delivered to your door. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 26th Nov 2022 8:26am)
  • If the person was already employed they should have found another role for them. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 26th Nov 2022 2:29pm)
  • You live there and you went on to the internet to ask? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 27th Nov 2022 1:04pm)
  • What was all that banging at the start of the month? The 5th was especially bad. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 27th Nov 2022 7:52pm)
  • This comment is the problem. You're a white Scottish guy, saying there isn't much racism in Glasgow. You're in no position to. Your experience in Reading is nothing like what the people in this thread experience day to day. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Nov 2022 9:26am)
  • Right, so you did talk to them. Wondered what "talk" meant here. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Nov 2022 10:39am)
  • What did you say big man? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Nov 2022 10:35am)
  • /r/iamverybadass by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Nov 2022 10:52am)
  • Look at your name on here, you probably went in looking for a problem. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Nov 2022 12:29pm)
  • Courier has put it on eBay. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Nov 2022 12:28pm)
  • One of those non-boozy Scottish Hogmanay ceilidhs? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 1st Dec 2022 10:34am)
  • Funk D'Void? That'll be full of people in their fifties. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 1st Dec 2022 10:49am)
  • Paisley. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 4th Dec 2022 6:28pm)
  • Maybe the GlasgowLive lurker could ask a grown-up to look at this. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 5th Dec 2022 10:24am)
  • Sleep for dinner. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 5th Dec 2022 10:24am)
  • They'd need to plant fully-grown oak trees. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 6th Dec 2022 8:13am)
  • They'd get torn down in the city centre. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 6th Dec 2022 8:12am)
  • Freeze a tray of pish and slide it under their door! by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 6th Dec 2022 1:03pm)
  • That doesn't sound like a very recent quote. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Dec 2022 9:34am)
  • Honestly don't know why it's acceptable to slag folk who come to Scotland from another country and do their thing here. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Dec 2022 9:35am)
  • Haha, cool! there's a lot of Indian people around too, have you noticed that? Playing cricket in the park! What's all that about lol! by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Dec 2022 9:40am)
  • Why? What about French, or Irish, or Welsh? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Dec 2022 10:21am)
  • Is anybody from somewhere like Arden really saying they're from the Southside though? I think when people say 'Southside' it's obvious which bit they mean. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Dec 2022 10:40am)
  • Not much in Wex for less than a ton, but yeah, Wex are the best in the UK. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Dec 2022 12:16pm)
  • Ah, got you. Yes - Wex. Ask for Mac. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Dec 2022 1:38pm)
  • You sound like a right dickhead. And it sounds like you're a dick to English people too. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Dec 2022 4:36pm)
  • First time going to a restaurant? Enjoy. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 7th Dec 2022 4:58pm)
  • Could live without the daily taxi question. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Dec 2022 8:33am)
  • Damn hipsters buying physical porn ironically. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Dec 2022 9:26am)
  • Variety hasn't been good for years and Chinaski's doesn't even exist anymore. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Dec 2022 11:56am)
  • Should sticky this. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Dec 2022 12:41pm)
  • How "recently"? It's got a hand-painted name and a Spanish flag on it, so I'd say it was probably pretty different. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Dec 2022 12:39pm)
  • Nice photo, that. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Dec 2022 12:48pm)
  • > funky dive bars/pubs "funky dive bars/pubs" is definitely not Ashton Lane. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Dec 2022 12:50pm)
  • Ah! Looks shite now. Same inside or not. Weird move. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Dec 2022 1:16pm)
  • Is this a sex thing? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Dec 2022 1:24pm)
  • Not the attitude. Not if you want to make money. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Dec 2022 1:53pm)
  • I know, somebody answered this hours ago. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Dec 2022 4:59pm)
  • Quirky funky people do. Worst cunts. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Dec 2022 7:29pm)
  • Why would there be "dodgy characters" in the high flats? How do these things relate? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 8th Dec 2022 9:35pm)
  • Topical. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 9th Dec 2022 10:00am)
  • > Tradesmen, work in retail, in prison, or dead Quite a broad spread of types of people, then. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 9th Dec 2022 1:37pm)
  • "Very kind of you!" by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 9th Dec 2022 2:34pm)
  • Cunt passed Bible John on his way up to the dancing. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 9th Dec 2022 4:28pm)
  • Anyone remember Internationale on Argyle Street near the low-level station? That had a good record shop above it. Downstairs was all a bit new-age, but that bit upstairs was good. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Dec 2022 10:25am)
  • There would be buses from Manchester and Newcastle up every weekend. Never not rammed. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Dec 2022 10:35am)
  • Found the teenager. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Dec 2022 10:43am)
  • Yeah, Thursday was Dema and Nice, and it was outstanding. Pints were a quid too. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Dec 2022 10:43am)
  • Did you buy or are you renting? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 10th Dec 2022 11:05am)
  • Yawn. More money sunk into saying something will happen, which won't happen. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 11th Dec 2022 9:17am)
  • Why do you hate the working class? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 11th Dec 2022 1:26pm)
  • Fine. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 11th Dec 2022 9:33pm)
  • Tam Shepherd's, on Queen Street. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 12th Dec 2022 9:54am)
  • Wallacewell is Robroyston. People were talking about Wallace Street. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 12th Dec 2022 11:28am)
  • The 90's a good day out. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 12th Dec 2022 2:41pm)
  • Unless you want to live in a lockup, or in a parking space, this would seem to be the only place in Glasgow that fits your budget: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/128663348#/?channel=RES_LET by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 12th Dec 2022 2:44pm)
  • Hey OP, this is what's known as a 'VL'. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 12th Dec 2022 3:30pm)
  • > Only a fucking spastic would pay twice as much for less than half the space. Or even worse, sharing with fucking strangers pmsl Keep telling yourself that mate, in your house in a boring scheme in the middle of fucking nowhere with fuck all going on, and having to be on that last train home every time you feel like doing something remotely interesting. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 12th Dec 2022 3:49pm)
  • Camping in the next few days? You mental? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 12th Dec 2022 3:46pm)
  • You can choose where to get your morning coffee. You can choose where to go for lunch beyond Greggs or Spar. You can choose what to do in the afternoon beyond hanging about outside the shop, staring at the sea or getting drunk in the house. You could go and see a band, walk round a gallery or a museum, choose what park you want to go to etc etc. if you think people in cities are "weirdos" then fucking Kilmarnock or whatever rundown shithole you live in is welcome to you. Enjoy your pints in your one local and your Friday night chippy choice being from one Chinese or one Indian. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 12th Dec 2022 8:16pm)
  • Honestly saw some cunt in shorts when I was out for coffee half an hour ago. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 13th Dec 2022 8:18am)
  • "How do I buy clothes?" is definitely the new "What are the taxis/buses/rents all about?" by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 13th Dec 2022 11:09am)
  • OK but this gets asked about every fucking day. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 13th Dec 2022 11:29am)
  • Yeah, true. Unfortunately. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 13th Dec 2022 1:42pm)
  • Did not expect Jehst in this sub. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 13th Dec 2022 4:20pm)
  • Helpful post for those without windows. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 14th Dec 2022 8:36am)
  • Surely just a more complicated version of Instagram hashtags? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 14th Dec 2022 8:49am)
  • > I've found the area around Hillhead Station a bit dodgy a few times, I think there's probably a drug dealer operating around there If I was selling gear I would absolutely be doing it on Ashton Lane. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 14th Dec 2022 11:44am)
  • > most folk I know that live in the city dont even have a group of mates that isn't online or through work That's weird as fuck. I'm fucking from Ayrshire. I didn't mind it at the time, but moved to Glasgow years ago, and I have a car and a garden. When I have to go back down the road (which is as little as possible) it blows me away how much worse it gets every time. It's fucking closed down there. There's nothing. Just the lifeline of the A77. Fuck going to the same shitey pub with the same miserable people for the rest of your life. I want to live a little. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 14th Dec 2022 11:42am)
  • Does Peter Mullen still live there? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 14th Dec 2022 12:50pm)
  • Eh? Please explain. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 14th Dec 2022 3:14pm)
  • > Going a night out consists of trailing from pub to pub getting knocked back if youve had more than 2 pints or more than 4 people out. Think that's just you mate. > Plus less weirdos like you get in the city I'd definitely say the opposite. Especially in East and North Ayrshire. > Can argue all you want to try and make yourself happy living in a rotten little flat I live in a nice big house but I'd live in a fucking coal cellar if I had to, rather going back to Ayrshire. Every mile down that road feels like a year back in time. Bleak. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 14th Dec 2022 3:13pm)
  • Dunno, this seems pretty personal and specific. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 14th Dec 2022 3:51pm)
  • All the people complaining how this is pointless, and how it's completely misunderstanding what's going on, and how it's even the wrong organisation being targeted, clearly don't appreciate the potential for making themselves look good on Facebook that these events offer. I for one will be making a placard with some hilarious Scots/Glaswegian saying on it (something about bawbags or fannies probably), and getting right down the front. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Dec 2022 1:41pm)
  • >a country that produces the fucking stuff Hopefully not for much longer though! by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Dec 2022 1:55pm)
  • The SNP want to ditch Faslane. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Dec 2022 2:53pm)
  • Appreciate the apology, cheers. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Dec 2022 2:57pm)
  • The Jockrock forum died for a reason. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Dec 2022 6:47pm)
  • "Sorry kids, Christmas is cancelled and there won't be any food in the house for the foreseeable, because I quit my job. But the good news is, that move has probably brought the company to its knees!" by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Dec 2022 6:52pm)
  • Ah, Godwin's Law in all its glory. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Dec 2022 6:50pm)
  • Nah, because indie music in Glasgow died out I think. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Dec 2022 7:40pm)
  • What do you do for a job? Straight up. What's your work? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Dec 2022 10:34pm)
  • If you point out potholes you're a Tory Nazi. Wind it in. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Dec 2022 10:39pm)
  • Fuck up you, you're Tory Nazis times infinity. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Dec 2022 7:58am)
  • Coming soon to /r/glasgow: 'I've just done a shite, can somebody tell me how to wipe my arse?' by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Dec 2022 10:14am)
  • Nice, that. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Dec 2022 10:12am)
  • How do I get the number for Citizen's Advice, and what should I wear when I call them? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Dec 2022 10:57am)
  • Report it on the council app. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Dec 2022 10:57am)
  • That's the sort of insider knowledge I was hoping for! Thank you! by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Dec 2022 11:54am)
  • Stop going then. I don't like Protestant bigotry so I don't hang out in orange lodges and my life is fine as a result. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Dec 2022 9:24pm)
  • This photograph of a landscape would look good in landscape. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 17th Dec 2022 7:51am)
  • Probably showing it in Walkabout. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 17th Dec 2022 7:50am)
  • Facebook. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 17th Dec 2022 10:16am)
  • Happened on the 5 on Vicky Road the other day. Everybody started arguing with the driver and he changed his mind and carried on. Goes to show the don't even know what they're doing, or give a single fuck. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 17th Dec 2022 12:53pm)
  • > How about writing a decent article that'll actually help someone for a change? Because all their 'journalists' are total shit. Holly Lennon being the worst of them. Also Reach don't care about actual news so alienating a potential advertiser is not going to happen. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 17th Dec 2022 2:47pm)
  • Hahahaha! Because the paid-for version is doing so well? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 18th Dec 2022 10:04am)
  • Report it on the council app. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 19th Dec 2022 7:44am)
  • No it isn't. GlasgowLive is Reach, Sun is News Group. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 19th Dec 2022 7:53am)
  • Today's main story is about somebody exaggerating in a job application. Woeful. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 19th Dec 2022 7:51am)
  • > all night Oops, should have been 'aw' night. Try harder next time, Oor Wullie. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 19th Dec 2022 11:51am)
  • How is that weird or offensive? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 20th Dec 2022 10:13am)
  • 5am?! No they aren't. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 20th Dec 2022 10:10am)
  • Why do these weird 'old photo' sites always have captions that look like they were written by AI? We can see it's a woman walking past a building or children playing or whatever the fuck it is. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 20th Dec 2022 10:16am)
  • You need to leave NOW. GO! by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 20th Dec 2022 3:55pm)
  • Owner's a cokehead wank, he tried to fight some cyclist after the cyclist was annoyed that the cunt had parked in the cycle lane. There was a video of it and the guy came across like a total prick. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 20th Dec 2022 4:16pm)
  • Me, either to myself or with a mate. City centre pub that isn't full of wanks. Result. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Dec 2022 9:24am)
  • Wow. Did Jim Davidson produce that? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Dec 2022 9:28am)
  • While independent live guitar music exists, so with the 13th Note. So probably another five years. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Dec 2022 9:25am)
  • The Citizen AND The Atlantic are both DRG too. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Dec 2022 9:32am)
  • Used to do work for them and the owner, a guy called Tony, explained that it was pensioners who never moved on beyond those type of pizzas, teenagers on first dates, and mum, dad and the weans out for lunch. There is a market for blandness. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Dec 2022 9:30am)
  • It's a wine bar, for people who are scared of all the good new places. All the Shawlands snobs who wouldn't venture to Lobo or somewhere like that. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Dec 2022 9:35am)
  • Cycle if it isn't too windy. Canal path via Falkirk would be easiest. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Dec 2022 12:14pm)
  • "We"? What's your contribution been? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Dec 2022 9:23pm)
  • Normally the photos of this exact scene that get posted here don't have a stupid big bridge support in the foreground. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Dec 2022 9:25pm)
  • Is this the 20th anniversary reissue version of this joke? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 22nd Dec 2022 9:13am)
  • Yeah but the live industry, on all levels, is changing for the worse. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 22nd Dec 2022 9:12am)
  • Turns out she was right. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 22nd Dec 2022 9:21am)
  • The cost of a night out! Whatever happened to 'The cost of a cup of coffee'?! A fucking night out?! by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 22nd Dec 2022 9:39am)
  • GlasgowLive today calling the Waverley Bar in Tollcross a "city centre pub". by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 22nd Dec 2022 9:52am)
  • Walking distance to Finnieston and Strathbungo. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 22nd Dec 2022 10:07am)
  • Just walk it off. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 22nd Dec 2022 2:58pm)
  • It's only on here really, because there's so much shite patter. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 22nd Dec 2022 3:44pm)
  • Username checks out. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Dec 2022 7:48am)
  • One of my first gigs at the Barras was the Pogues, and I'll never forget going up the stairs, through the double doors and seeing a guy on somebody's shoulders drinking a bottle of Buckfast and holding a Union Jack that was *on fire*. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Dec 2022 7:48am)
  • A normal night in the city centre. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Dec 2022 8:48am)
  • Some people say 'Southside' when they're talking about Thornliebank or Darnley or Priesthill or - in the case of GlasgowLive today - Ibrox. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Dec 2022 10:22am)
  • Anytime somebody on here asks what to do about noisy neighbours the response is always, 'Put a wee note through their door'. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Dec 2022 10:28am)
  • > or have them in socks That's going to be much louder than if they had trainers on. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Dec 2022 10:31am)
  • Yeah, there's usually something like that going on. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Dec 2022 1:47pm)
  • Fuck off, such a cunty thing to say as a joke when there are people literally asking for real help in this sub right now. Get a grip you prick. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Dec 2022 5:00pm)
  • Ooft, maybe ten, fifteen years that I've been seeing that photo? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 24th Dec 2022 4:37pm)
  • 'Prolier than thou'. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 25th Dec 2022 8:21pm)
  • Yep. Lobo for food then Allison Arms. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 25th Dec 2022 10:09pm)
  • > Genuine question: why us an unborn child less valuable than you? It can't drive or cook. That's TWO reasons. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 28th Dec 2022 6:54pm)
  • You need to speak to some mental health people mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 28th Dec 2022 6:55pm)
  • Go fuck yourself. Other than your insane ramblings in this thread, all your other posts are about video games, and I'm willing to bet you barely experience the real world, and the people you do meet in real life hate you anyway because you're such a fucking horrible cunt. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Dec 2022 7:48am)
  • > the new transport museum. The one that opened 11 years ago? Or is there a new one? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Dec 2022 9:59am)
  • It's the degree of a master, so there should be. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Dec 2022 9:57am)
  • Fuck off. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Dec 2022 9:54am)
  • I think I preferred the old one. Never got past how the cars were all up the wall and out of sight in the Riverside Museum. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Dec 2022 10:05am)
  • There's always good fireworks in Castlemilk/Croftfoot for the bells. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Dec 2022 10:12am)
  • You did the right thing, and the what was best for all involved. The world is a tiny bit better because of that. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Dec 2022 11:34am)
  • I know there isn't. But there should be. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Dec 2022 11:33am)
  • Sensible answers only, please. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Dec 2022 1:28pm)
  • The absolute fuck you on about, you thick American cunt? Away and die. People like you shouldn't exist. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Dec 2022 8:57pm)
  • It's now too expensive to fix them. https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/homenews/19990448.scotlands-pothole-hotspot-revealed-road-repair-bill-hits-1-7bn/ by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Dec 2022 9:21pm)
  • Because what you say is so reprehensible, and contrary to any notion of human rights or decency. And don't give me your shite about how an unformed blob of cells has the same rights as the woman that it's inside. It doesn't. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Dec 2022 10:06pm)
  • Terminating a pregnancy isn't murder. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Dec 2022 7:30am)
  • Oh cool, another, "Will my above-average salary and ridiculously low rent be OK?" humblebrag. That said, you're living in a dump if you're paying £330 rent for a whole flat. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Dec 2022 7:38am)
  • > dolies Oh hey grandad. Thought you died. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Dec 2022 7:57am)
  • Saw a Fire Brigade van with a dinghy on the trailer rattling along the M74 there. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Dec 2022 9:39am)
  • They can't fix them if they do know about them. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Dec 2022 9:40am)
  • Bit late for getting into anywhere that isn't total shite. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Dec 2022 11:24am)
  • “We could replace it with a boulevard like Boston, or downgrade it and make it more pleasant and create a more vibrant area." Nice one mate, cheers. Let's do that. it'd be good if every tenement block had a swimming pool, sauna and spa in the basement, so do that next. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Dec 2022 11:23am)
  • The councillor's comment was pointless. Fuck all will happen. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Dec 2022 12:33pm)
  • Some cycle lanes that took far too long to build, that brought Glasgow up to the standard of any other city in the 1990s, and what else? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Dec 2022 1:14pm)
  • They said they were going to put a roof over the motorway and plant flowers on it YEARS ago. Even before the elevated garden walkway was announced. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Dec 2022 1:14pm)
  • I've lived here long enough to see all the good things stop happening, because of money. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Dec 2022 1:16pm)
  • See all the things that have never happened? Roof on the motorway, elevated garden walkway at the canal, airport transport link, replanting George Square, lights in the parks, useable roads, all that stuff? That all never happened, but it all made headlines. Apart from the roads obviously, nobody's even claiming those are getting fixed. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Dec 2022 2:07pm)
  • Who's killing babies, and where? This is a thread about abortions. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Dec 2022 2:24pm)
  • Folk from London tend to move to cottage flats in the southside, it seems. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Dec 2022 3:13pm)
  • > Knightswood Jesus fuck, you're recommending Knightswood to cunts wanting a place with pubs, a cinema and a Waterstones? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Dec 2022 3:12pm)
  • An easy commute to Linwood as well, yeah? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Dec 2022 3:55pm)
  • > Should be across the city Exactly. Local boozers should be allowed to open later so they don't start losing all their punters to chain pubs in the centre. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Dec 2022 4:39pm)
  • "Bringing Glasgow’s operating hours for licensed premises into line with other comparable cities" Other comparable cities have reliable buses and taxis. I used to DJ from 8/9pm until 1/2am at this time of year but most places are 7/8pm until 11pm now, so cunts can actually get home. Operators are literally saying it's not worth staying open after the last bus has left. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Dec 2022 4:36pm)
  • Knightswood to Linwood in half an hour?! It's 7.7 miles away, so -assuming the ferry is on - that'd take a regular person 2.5 hours to walk. If you wanted to do it in 30 minutes you'd need to be walking at 15.5mph the entire time. Assuming OP isn't into breaking the four-minute mile repeatedly to get to and from work, Knightswood is a very stupid suggestion for somebody working in Renfrewshire. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Dec 2022 6:14pm)
  • Shhhhh. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Dec 2022 8:06pm)
  • What happens to them? They close down because all their customers are in a Wetherspoon in the city centre. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Dec 2022 8:20pm)
  • Easier to have a good time when anything that happens is a bonus, rather than trying to stick to some plan that falls apart when you don't get a taxi, or somebody gets knocked back, or somebody decides they don't want to go to such and such a place. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Dec 2022 9:05pm)
  • Scottish NHS spending is devolved. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 31st Dec 2022 10:13am)
  • No CD with your ticket anymore though. Probably. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 31st Dec 2022 10:37am)
  • It's been mentioned on here about a hundred times. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 31st Dec 2022 1:36pm)
  • It is, and that gets confirmed every time one of these posts appears. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 31st Dec 2022 1:35pm)
  • https://thetab.com/uk/glasgow/2022/09/23/glasgow-uni-emails-students-advising-them-to-drop-out-if-they-havent-found-housing-yet-25052 by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 31st Dec 2022 2:27pm)
  • Just tell your kid it's disgusting. Which it probably is. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 31st Dec 2022 3:08pm)
  • Wow. That's weird. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 31st Dec 2022 3:10pm)
  • Ah, you're trying to be funny! OK. Think you've peaked too early mate. You'll never make it to the bells. Edit: Reply aimed at OP, obvs. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 31st Dec 2022 3:17pm)
  • So annoying hearing people getting up early to go to work when you're lying in bed, eh? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 31st Dec 2022 4:30pm)
  • No, plenty on the outskirts though. They've started in Castlemilk, not sure how far they'll be visible from in this weather though. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 31st Dec 2022 9:54pm)
  • > Surprised Glasgow CC hasn’t implemented this as a condition of license yet. Why are you surprised? Glasgow is decades behind TFL. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 3rd Jan 2023 11:09am)
  • Did you type this on a typewriter? No? Well then. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 3rd Jan 2023 3:47pm)
  • Yep, the hospitality trade is going to be utterly fucked this year. Januarys are usually tough, but this year is another level. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th Jan 2023 12:05pm)
  • "Trains are fucked". by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th Jan 2023 1:38pm)
  • No need to be a dick. There's plenty of road there too. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th Jan 2023 1:37pm)
  • > Plenty of owners seem to be making plenty of money... Who's doing well just now? Genuinely curious, since I haven't heard that from anybody I know in the trade. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th Jan 2023 1:35pm)
  • Right, yeah. The top 5% will always do fine because they're good (like Crabshakk) or people think they're good (like Six by Nico). Wondering more about mid-tier operations, but I guess we don't know until they shut down. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th Jan 2023 1:41pm)
  • It's a trap. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th Jan 2023 4:24pm)
  • I want Virgin back! Seemed a bit ropey at the time but fucking hell, all is forgiven. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th Jan 2023 4:23pm)
  • Yep. "I recognise that!!" [smashes upvote button] by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th Jan 2023 4:25pm)
  • At least that guy was on the bridge. Honestly, there are better shots of the squinty bridge than this one here on Google street view. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th Jan 2023 6:34pm)
  • Fury Murray's in 1987? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th Jan 2023 8:03pm)
  • And Spoons is keeping all those little independent breweries open, with their orders. No matter how much that annoys this sub. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Jan 2023 7:43am)
  • Does 'Glasgow' extend no further than G12 for you? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Jan 2023 7:41am)
  • An ordinary day up there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GyIbBUt1IU by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Jan 2023 8:59am)
  • That was Dribbler. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Jan 2023 1:39pm)
  • Yep. GSA had ceased to be culturally relevant when it went, the ABC was at its peak. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Jan 2023 1:38pm)
  • Yes, that used to be called Rockers. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Jan 2023 1:41pm)
  • Lucky7 was just G1 shite. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Jan 2023 1:40pm)
  • Insomnia. Both of them. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Jan 2023 1:45pm)
  • £2.5 billion: https://www.thedrinksbusiness.com/2023/01/rail-strikes-cost-hospitality-sector-2-5-billion/ by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Jan 2023 2:59pm)
  • Remember you used to be able to drive into the station, up the ramp? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Jan 2023 3:18pm)
  • > if you can't beat it, join it. Littering: Now legal in city centre. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Jan 2023 3:53pm)
  • There are already legal walls. How is this news? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Jan 2023 3:52pm)
  • Me and the boys driving right into Central Station in 1996. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Jan 2023 4:15pm)
  • > they want to rebrand graffiti as "Street Art" so GCC can cut more costs by not removing any of it. Totally. If you draw a cock and balls make sure it's either got pubes, or a trail of spunk coming out of it, to push it over the line into the realm of genuine art. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Jan 2023 4:34pm)
  • Here's a man who knows to add the little line to separate the bellend from the shaft. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Jan 2023 9:36pm)
  • That says it's a Hi phone, OP lost an iPhone. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 6th Jan 2023 7:43am)
  • > put more bins and more collections on That's where this council struggle unfortunately. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 6th Jan 2023 7:42am)
  • > hot sauce did explode in my face Definitely need to know more about this. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 6th Jan 2023 8:44am)
  • Hot sauce bukkake. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 6th Jan 2023 8:52am)
  • > The Village, Shawlands James Tassie is continuing the legacy. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 6th Jan 2023 9:08am)
  • If this turns into a GlasgowLive article somebody's getting glassed. And then hit with a pool cue when they're on the ground. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 6th Jan 2023 9:06am)
  • Well that's disappointing. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 6th Jan 2023 9:13am)
  • "To tell you the truth" too. I'd fucking hope you're telling me the truth. If you don't actually announce that what you're saying is true, does that mean everything else is a lie? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 6th Jan 2023 3:39pm)
  • It's probably reserved by some shit drinks company. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 6th Jan 2023 4:11pm)
  • Nice! Are these ones that run later than 6pm on a Sunday? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 7th Jan 2023 4:14pm)
  • No it's not, it's the same but empty and fenced off. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 7th Jan 2023 4:53pm)
  • Paddy's Market was across from Shwarma King. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 7th Jan 2023 5:08pm)
  • Why would anybody not be meaning it's most recent location?! Is OP 150 years old and didn't know where Paddy's was when it got closed down? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 7th Jan 2023 8:12pm)
  • Nah, that doesn't happen until afterwards in the changing room. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Jan 2023 8:40am)
  • You're already fucked if that's your plan, but if you can't even search this sub to see how many times this has been asked and answered, you're double-fucked. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Jan 2023 8:46am)
  • Named after the cooncil gyms too. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Jan 2023 9:34am)
  • Posted this in the last pothole thread but it's worth posting here too. Council pay out fuck all on pothole claims: https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/23229256.amp/ by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Jan 2023 8:13am)
  • They'll get fuck all. 1.2% of claims have been paid out: https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/23229256.amp/ by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Jan 2023 8:12am)
  • GCC claim that: "Our roads inspectors undertake their own proactive checks of the city’s road surface on a regular basis but also respond to reports from the public". Fuck knows what roads they're looking at. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Jan 2023 12:53pm)
  • It's busy with people going to shite chain places. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Jan 2023 12:58pm)
  • > It's relentless. Glasgow live headlines beginning "much loved......." And ending "is closing its doors" Always very obviously written by somebody who has only heard of the place for the first time because it's closing. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Jan 2023 12:56pm)
  • One right near Cathcart station, and there's one at the recreational ground near Queens Park station. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Jan 2023 3:54pm)
  • Reckon it'll be fixed before the end of the year? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Jan 2023 5:58pm)
  • As if the council don't know about this. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Jan 2023 5:56pm)
  • Holy fuck, a letter telling people how to put bins out. That's got to solve the problem... by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Jan 2023 6:28pm)
  • Pish. It's the same as a factor. Cost is shared for work carried out. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Jan 2023 6:28pm)
  • But complaining to the council is as far as advice on this sub goes! People actually think the council fix the things they're asked to. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Jan 2023 6:27pm)
  • Always somebody mentioning LWB. They're a bit too early. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Jan 2023 9:49pm)
  • They did at least a 7". Source: I have the 7". by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Jan 2023 9:48pm)
  • Aye but the singer was a wank. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Jan 2023 9:47pm)
  • Somebody just do /r/glasgowpotholes by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Jan 2023 9:54pm)
  • OP is clear that this is "Just before and after Franz Ferdinand", not 'spanning 1983 to 2008'. Thankfully. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 10th Jan 2023 9:51pm)
  • Cracked it. All the folk looking for pals can get together and use the fly-tipped rubbish to fill in the potholes. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th Jan 2023 7:24am)
  • This is a new low. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th Jan 2023 7:44am)
  • I'm going to guess that was sarcasm. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th Jan 2023 7:43am)
  • Hope the invites have a shite phone photo of some pavement or the Clyde/Hydro/crane on them. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th Jan 2023 7:53am)
  • > spotted and recorded by their roads team you don't have a claim Do you really think this happens? Do you think these cunts are doing anything to give themselves more work to do? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th Jan 2023 7:51am)
  • Fail your test, aye? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th Jan 2023 7:58am)
  • The whole point is that they can say, 'No it's *supposed* to look fucked!', rather than having to deal with it when it actually ends up looking like that. If Glasgow as generally all shiny and green, that sort of thing would look great, but because Glasgow isn't, it just looks shit and fucked. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th Jan 2023 7:56am)
  • Maybe they're parents? Maybe they're disabled, or look after a person who is? Maybe they have a hobby that involves carrying lots of gear around? Cool that you're so stuffy and narrow-minded that you can't imagine how other people live, but wind it in. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th Jan 2023 7:55am)
  • Nah, fuck that. Everybody on your list were all interconnected in some loose way (maybe not Figure 5) and were 13th Note or Barfly regulars. S&D were quite removed from all that. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th Jan 2023 8:03am)
  • Car ADDICTS. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th Jan 2023 8:38am)
  • Report it on the app. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th Jan 2023 10:03am)
  • How do you do that? I mean, how do you get the bins and the fences and the litter so right? Are they just there in the game and you can place them or something? Obviously *I* know, I'm seeing if *you* know. Or asking for a mate. "There's far more history to an abandoned shopping trolley miles from any store than there is a perfectly grown bunch of flowers in a pristine porclain pot." is great. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th Jan 2023 10:02am)
  • > Slug and Lettuce and Missoula are big corporate brands (both Stonegate Group), so wouldn't shed a tear there. Are their cleaners, KPs and serving staff big corporate brands too? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th Jan 2023 10:17am)
  • Got a book of his wobbly-iPhone work for Christmas. Some stunning stuff. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th Jan 2023 10:38am)
  • Same happened to me in my old flat. Got an exorcist out and it went away. Guy wanted £400 though, so up to you if you can shell out that kind of cash or just get used to it. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th Jan 2023 12:03pm)
  • That's what my guy did. Doing all these weird chats, and slapping a bible too. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th Jan 2023 12:24pm)
  • Wow. That's amazing. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th Jan 2023 1:00pm)
  • Giles-era Dananan were better. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th Jan 2023 2:20pm)
  • Fine Toung Pannibals by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th Jan 2023 3:02pm)
  • Just get pished in your hotel and have a wank. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th Jan 2023 10:12pm)
  • But they're called 'Botanic Gardens'. That's their name. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_Botanic_Gardens You're the fucking ancient pedant quoting from the dictionary. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th Jan 2023 9:04am)
  • Why do I get so triggered when cunts ask about getting down to that place on here every couple of weeks instead of going along and actually giving it a go themselves? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th Jan 2023 9:02am)
  • Hmm, right enough Leanover was 2000. Feels like it was earlier, maybe just because of the Peel connection. Heard about the TikTok thing, don't really understand it but I know they didn't make any extra money off it. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th Jan 2023 11:29am)
  • Quiet you. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th Jan 2023 11:30am)
  • Fuck's sake. What full story? The bus window started it? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th Jan 2023 4:05pm)
  • Guaranteed some cunt will be all, 'Oh but you don't know his background', as if having a shite life is a licence to be life-threateningly violent to strangers. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th Jan 2023 4:21pm)
  • Same. Never see any bammery round here. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th Jan 2023 5:35pm)
  • Yeah, there were great. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 13th Jan 2023 7:49am)
  • Says the latest fanny asking how to get into that station for a college project. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 13th Jan 2023 7:51am)
  • Seems reasonable. Where's your bath? Next to where you shit or something? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 13th Jan 2023 9:32am)
  • Not sure why downvoted. Wee bam cunts are all over the place now, rather than just staying where they live. https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/teenagers-on-free-bus-passes-blamed-for-disorder-in-glasgow-city-centre-mq6m2tjls https://planetradio.co.uk/mfr/local/news/fears-under-22s-free-bus-pass-scheme-is-leading-to-youth-crime-rise/ by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 13th Jan 2023 10:01am)
  • Twist: This is a 30 stone, bearded man. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 13th Jan 2023 8:53pm)
  • Keep out of it then. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 14th Jan 2023 8:53am)
  • Casino. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 15th Jan 2023 8:43am)
  • > You just doxxed yourself, well done Come on, everybody knows at least one person called Fryderyk Stawarski. Could be anybody. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 16th Jan 2023 10:18am)
  • Incredible. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 16th Jan 2023 4:37pm)
  • Went last week. Ended up killing some geezer. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 16th Jan 2023 7:38pm)
  • Is it your first day on the internet too? Google is great, would recommend. https://www.glasgow.gov.uk/index.aspx?articleid=18881 by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Jan 2023 7:38am)
  • The fuck has this got to do with Glasgow? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Jan 2023 7:36am)
  • > The workers built Glasgow. This city is ours. Interested to know where these people work that they can get time off to go and sit up the Wyndford for, presumably, the foreseeable future. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Jan 2023 7:44am)
  • Remaining Wyndford residents now forced to work down mines for 14 hours a day before returning to their dilapidated social accommodation. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Jan 2023 7:43am)
  • > Does it really matter what label they give themselves? The label seems to be the main point here. All you can see from the ground is a giant fucking hammer and sickle. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Jan 2023 8:52am)
  • Tell me you're not from Glasgow without etc. etc. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Jan 2023 8:56am)
  • As if that matters to some student with a penchant for braindead moral grandstanding and plenty of time to spare. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Jan 2023 9:14am)
  • > utter simpleton Ding ding ding! Absolute fanny alert. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Jan 2023 9:13am)
  • Aye that's fine in the winter when it's minus outside. Put another jumper on. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Jan 2023 9:19am)
  • Yeah. I'm from here and it's shite. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Jan 2023 9:39am)
  • Fannies in the internet trying to sound 'intellectual' throws me off. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Jan 2023 10:48am)
  • Quick look at the first page of your post history and I see you spend your days trying to sound clever on Reddit. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Jan 2023 10:57am)
  • You're still doing it. Absolutely guaranteed you got bullied at school and this is how you make yourself feel better about it. Kidding yourself that you sound clever, and imagining anybody gives a fuck. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Jan 2023 12:48pm)
  • > Crass are for wankers. Ahahaha! Thread about some Starbucks Marxists sitting up some high flats descends into 'Wah, Minor Threat are better than Crass!' Bet you've even got a Minor Threat t-shirt, you incredibly dangerous free-thinking individual. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Jan 2023 12:55pm)
  • > I could give less of a shit about the YCL or this individual protest. Right, so you do give a shit about it. This makes your 'point' even more confusing. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Jan 2023 1:03pm)
  • > gotten Ahhhh, you're American! Makes sense. If you're denying trying to sound clever, might not want to accuse people of being "ant-intellectual" btw. "Anti science anti intellectual Luddite bullshit" - You by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Jan 2023 1:01pm)
  • SHHH! by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Jan 2023 1:09pm)
  • Three characters that completely change the entire meaning of what you're trying to say... by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Jan 2023 1:08pm)
  • How so? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Jan 2023 1:06pm)
  • Shhhhh. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Jan 2023 1:05pm)
  • Now that you've literally had to explain what you were trying to say, yes. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Jan 2023 1:10pm)
  • Mate the only weapons you see are in your fucking video games. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Jan 2023 1:10pm)
  • You're so angry and miserable. I'm so glad I'm absolutely nothing like you. Every day must be a fucking battle, fucking hell. Now away to fuck. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Jan 2023 1:22pm)
  • Your entire post history - as much as I can be bothered looking - is being a dick to people. *There's something wrong with you.* Maybe something happened in the past, maybe you're just really insecure now, but I'm going to stop replying. Hope you can get help, or that there's somebody you can at least speak to in real life. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Jan 2023 1:42pm)
  • Only if somebody reports them on the app. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Jan 2023 1:55pm)
  • Fuck off and get help. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Jan 2023 2:14pm)
  • Rebranded for the times as QB when it opened up there. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Jan 2023 2:50pm)
  • > insecure *looks at everything you post* Hmm. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Jan 2023 3:48pm)
  • > LEZ will make literally zero impact on people going on nights out. Zero. Did you miss the taxi driver protest at Holyrood? If you think it's hard to get a taxi now it'll be impossible when LEZ comes in. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Jan 2023 7:58am)
  • This is such a massive, important point, but this sub is never going to comprehend or appreciate it. It's all "You should ride a bike and carry your kit in a basket!" here. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Jan 2023 7:57am)
  • Or people who don't need to move heavy items or people to and from the town. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Jan 2023 8:03am)
  • Taxi drivers and delivery drivers. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Jan 2023 8:01am)
  • > What about deliveries you say? Easy they are done early morning between 3am and 6 am. Great idea. Get some shop worker on minimum wage to come in at 3am to wait for a delivery. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Jan 2023 8:00am)
  • Buchanan Galleries is getting turned into flats and offices, of course GCC want people out of the city centre. Making sure half of them can't drive in and demolishing the taxi trade are just steps towards that. Much more money in residential rents than business rents. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Jan 2023 8:09am)
  • > Clyde Metro plans will be moving ahead in the next few years so You've either moved here recently or you're really young. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Jan 2023 8:05am)
  • I've also worked in retail in the city centre and we got deliveries all day, when people were in the shop to receive the, Where it was an envelope or a pallet, that stuff came when there was somebody to open the door and get it in. Not at 3am when everybody was in bed. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Jan 2023 9:50am)
  • Whoosh. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Jan 2023 3:30pm)
  • They don't sell anything now. They're shut. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Jan 2023 3:35pm)
  • But they're closing. It was in the 'news'. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Jan 2023 3:47pm)
  • Depends how hard you are. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Jan 2023 4:39pm)
  • What kind of cunt tosses a brick through a bus window though? Reckon he somehow didn't notice that there were folk on the bus? You think he was fucking aiming between them? You really think somebody chucks a brick hard enough to go through a fucking bus window and thinks, "Yeah, this is fine, this won't hurt anybody"? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Jan 2023 6:16pm)
  • Stuff did at one point have at least one quad bike. Looked weird as fuck, like they'd 'found' them. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Jan 2023 7:10pm)
  • Assuming the business has people working nightshift. I'm not talking about supermarkets or places like that, just little shops. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Jan 2023 7:24pm)
  • Dee's is still there. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Jan 2023 7:55pm)
  • Yeah, some weirdo blatantly wanting abuse for talking absolute shite. Can't afford a dominatrix to boot him in the baws so comes here posting this pish to get his kicks. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Jan 2023 10:00pm)
  • Margaret Thatcher failed this boy, and this is why he threw the brick. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Jan 2023 10:09pm)
  • But regardless, people need a taxi home after a night out when there are no reliable buses. And people need taxis to get back from the town with the weans and the shopping. 'Just ride a bike' is such a shit blinkered middle-class thing to say. We all love the trees, but riding a bike isn't the solution to everything. And I say that as somebody with two bikes who cycles hundreds of miles a month. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th Jan 2023 7:38am)
  • It's really not. i think that's why this is so surprising. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th Jan 2023 10:34am)
  • The meter's no working the day son. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th Jan 2023 10:58am)
  • > These monstrosities are actually where working class communities live and where they want to stay By the sounds of that you aren't part of a working class community and you don't live in high flats. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th Jan 2023 3:13pm)
  • That Facebook page is an interesting read. "👎So looking forward to getting rid of these blocks terrible place to live, Everyone I've spoke to that has moved is so happy to be out. The surrounding area is already showing a massive improvement just by having them emptied roll on demolition day 👏👍" "I accepted the move and i got moved into a beautiful 2 bed flat in a close with my own balcony. Im glad to be out the flats theres always blood and spit in the lifts and on the door. Shouting at all hours of the morning. The stairs being used for drug use and drug deals. Anyone that wants to live in that enviroment needs mental help" "Most of the people that lived in these flats have all been rehoused to better homes and larger these flats are a eye soar and Riddell with dampness" "And also they are a bit of an eyesore, covered in pigeon shit, the nets all have holes in them and trying to get anything done about it is a total headache. I think everyone deserves space and safety." by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th Jan 2023 3:56pm)
  • There are plenty of people in this sub who don't go further than 15 minutes from their door, but that's just through choice. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th Jan 2023 4:12pm)
  • Probably a case of "But he telt me to dae it!" Get them both locked up. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th Jan 2023 8:22pm)
  • How the fuck to tuition fees paid to a private business relate to council tax? Daft cunt. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 19th Jan 2023 8:47pm)
  • Yeah, can't believe Glasgow has suffered a break-in. Looking forward to seeing how the national press cover this shocking incident. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Jan 2023 7:38am)
  • That's what I thought. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Jan 2023 7:40am)
  • Depends on what the event is. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Jan 2023 7:40am)
  • *waves walking stick* by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Jan 2023 8:58am)
  • Fuck knows, you live there. Go and look. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Jan 2023 9:59am)
  • This was posted yesterday, and heavily discussed. Keep up. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Jan 2023 1:04pm)
  • Yeah, this one's a stinker. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Jan 2023 1:02pm)
  • Is there fuck. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Jan 2023 1:56pm)
  • That's some very misleading text in that link, but why is this here? Are people going to start posting the fucking TV listings next? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Jan 2023 1:55pm)
  • Eh? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Jan 2023 2:43pm)
  • New iPhone out or something maybe? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Jan 2023 2:42pm)
  • No way this was taken today. Bizarre post. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Jan 2023 2:42pm)
  • Same as anywhere else, some streets are fine and some less so. Keep yourself to yourself and you'll be alright. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Jan 2023 3:38pm)
  • Posh students in Hyndland, posh grown ups in Pollokshaws. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Jan 2023 5:58pm)
  • It's got the most expensive houses by a long way, and loads of them, but OK. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Jan 2023 9:54pm)
  • As if the council would bother investigating it that far. It'd get 'noted'. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Jan 2023 10:11pm)
  • Newlands, that's it. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st Jan 2023 7:48am)
  • > Death Star Was he a Weegie? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st Jan 2023 7:53am)
  • > We have one of the most accessible city centres in the country due to the public transport we have. Wait what? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st Jan 2023 7:52am)
  • Lived there for two years. It's all flats and it's very boring. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st Jan 2023 7:49am)
  • I love being tall. I'm actually a bit of a height supremacist. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st Jan 2023 8:14am)
  • Could have just answered the question, baw jaws. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st Jan 2023 7:51pm)
  • What's the shop? Keen to avoid. Presumably it's not Wee Beer Shop or Marchtown... by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Jan 2023 7:07pm)
  • Crazy levels of subsidence. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 23rd Jan 2023 10:55am)
  • Downvoted because /r/glasgow by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 23rd Jan 2023 11:36am)
  • First Google result: "You'll receive an acknowledgement as soon as you apply. We will advise you on the progress of your application within 3-4 weeks." Honestly if you can't find that by Googling I don't know how well you'll do at college. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 23rd Jan 2023 12:37pm)
  • Regardless of being owned by Reach, the quality of 'journalism' on it is sub-primary school. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 24th Jan 2023 7:43am)
  • Minimum alcohol pricing effectively banned cheap cider, and disposable vapes are about to be banned. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Jan 2023 8:28am)
  • It's Paul McCartney. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Jan 2023 8:25am)
  • Flats round there always got broken into. Studenty areas always get it. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Jan 2023 8:31am)
  • The city centre smells like fags and pish. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Jan 2023 12:28pm)
  • > It didn't ban cheap cider, it just made it expensive. It effectively banned it by pricing it beyond the means of the people who like it. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Jan 2023 2:24pm)
  • There's about 1% of what there used to be out there. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Jan 2023 2:58pm)
  • You can't phone them. You can request that they call you, or use the live chat. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Jan 2023 4:08pm)
  • I definitely do. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Jan 2023 4:32pm)
  • It's loud so that you have to shout. It's very intentional. Makes the place seem fuller. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Jan 2023 4:44pm)
  • That's because of YouTube and Tik Tok and it's not just in Glasgow. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Jan 2023 4:49pm)
  • Nobody in the West End is called Tarquin. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Jan 2023 4:45pm)
  • What if they're playing Hibs? Or Aberdeen? I think you're talking shite. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Jan 2023 4:51pm)
  • I know Glasgow inside out and in the last ten years I've stayed in Brooklyn, Harlem and Queens. As somebody else said, it's grimier but there's waaaay less litter. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Jan 2023 9:39pm)
  • > Also, why would I make any of this up lol. Is that actually hard to believe? To stir up bigotry, which this sub loves to do. Wankers on both sides of the sectarian divide, but Hipster Celtic is way more vocal on here. Why would Rangers supports be calling a non-Catholic club "Fenians"? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Jan 2023 9:36pm)
  • Normally you'd be able to say, "The train/bus out of here!" but you can't even rely on those now. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Jan 2023 12:04pm)
  • No there isn't. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Jan 2023 12:41pm)
  • You came from a place with one of the best public transport networks ever, to a place with one of the worst. That's why people drive. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Jan 2023 6:59pm)
  • First the diss track, now this. Feeling bad for Penilee now. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Jan 2023 6:56pm)
  • Meanwhile First cut services because they know they can't stick to the timetable. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Jan 2023 8:17pm)
  • This guy torches motors. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Jan 2023 8:20pm)
  • Wow. Hope people see this. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Jan 2023 10:51pm)
  • Yep. Downvoted by ill-informed, misguided, nationalist wankers. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Jan 2023 8:06am)
  • Exactly. The downvote thing on here is meant to be to get rid of anything that doesn't add to the conversation; it doesn't mean, "Wah, I don't like this fact and I wish that wasn't true". by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Jan 2023 9:08am)
  • > I cycle here and the main thing is to take the lane Shitebag. Once you get better at cycling you'll be more comfortable going fast along the side of the roads, and you'll be able to spot for when you're possibly going to get doored. Source: Am an avid city cyclist of many years. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Jan 2023 9:10am)
  • Come on, they're shit but they still have *some* standards. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Jan 2023 9:18am)
  • The potholes are much more concerning than any car drivers nowadays. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Jan 2023 9:16am)
  • > Astonishing number of cars here per household. Astonishing because it's the lowest number of cars per household in Scotland? https://www.scotlandscensus.gov.uk/census-results/at-a-glance/housing/ by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Jan 2023 9:15am)
  • The lens flare you get from a hastily snapped phone photo of basically nothing truly is something. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Jan 2023 9:20am)
  • I live between Mount Florida and Strathbungo, so you could say it was near the Southside... Sorry the reality doesn't tie in with your narrative, but for the amount of people living in these flats, there aren't that many cars. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Jan 2023 10:24am)
  • > people share some terrible photos on here and the silent masses will upvote anything they see as long as it's Glasgow Should be stickied. This isn't your personal Facebook or Instagram, nobody needs to see shit phone photos of boring everyday sights over and over and over. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Jan 2023 10:30am)
  • Counting House. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Jan 2023 11:54am)
  • Always pass that, thought it was a men's hairdresser. Awful name. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Jan 2023 11:54am)
  • Touched a nerve, eh? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Jan 2023 3:55pm)
  • GlasgowLive creaming their pants at this one,, no doubt. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 28th Jan 2023 7:45am)
  • Aye but some cunt got broken into this week too. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 28th Jan 2023 6:43pm)
  • It's hard to get up past 5mph in the city centre most of the time. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th Jan 2023 8:01am)
  • You're a horrible, horrible cunt. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th Jan 2023 3:24pm)
  • Haven't passed it but because of this video, I now hate it. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th Jan 2023 9:54pm)
  • Looks like it worked. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th Jan 2023 8:45am)
  • Or anything else, for that matter. Enjoy your D&D cosplay, though. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th Jan 2023 9:17am)
  • Absolute state of that traffic, fucking hell. Cunts double parking at that bit too, fucking nightmare when it's busy. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th Jan 2023 9:49am)
  • Mount Florida, Easterhouse. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th Jan 2023 1:00pm)
  • Because you're all squares? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 30th Jan 2023 2:43pm)
  • As mentioned in the post that you're replying to. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 31st Jan 2023 8:02am)
  • Why can we not see the right hand side? Does it not reach the other side? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 1st Feb 2023 7:45am)
  • Such an expert on women's bodies, this guy. As we can see with patter like, "Look at the wave undulate through the gel insert, the breast is wobbly not bouncy, fat moves in a more cohesive way- you can’t see a wave travel through human fat like that. Basic fluid dynamics. Sure they’re a great pair of tits" and "The closer the bone the sweeter the meat". Absolute neckbeard shut-in creepy fuck patter. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 1st Feb 2023 4:44pm)
  • You could grab an Unhappy Meal at the McDonald's round the corner after the gig. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 8:52am)
  • Oran Mor is for wankers and it's a G1 pub. It's like a Scottish version of an Irish theme pub, and for West End twats. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 9:01am)
  • Yeah, this is a real shame. Always loads of good independent casks on, and a real local feel to it. Tables of old boys who all know each other, good layout and always a decent vibe. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 11:53am)
  • > Seems to be a real lack of decent pubs in shawlands? Yeah. Granary is alright, Phillies is alright, but neither are the sort of place you'd spend your whole night in. Much better selection half a mile down the road. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 12:17pm)
  • First business to bail following the news they're all getting evicted for the redevelopment on the arcade into flats. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 12:16pm)
  • Finlay's?! It's fuck all like it apart from having old men in it. Finlay's doesn't sell cask ales and it's normal price. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 12:15pm)
  • Yeah, don't worry, your £6-a-pint-of-Joker shop will still be open, still have a DJ playing disco edits at the weekend and still be full of wankers like you. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 12:34pm)
  • Twat. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 12:33pm)
  • Yeah, every pub that's been there has been a shite hole. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 12:32pm)
  • Except the pint choice is Tennant's, Budweiser or Dark Fruits. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 1:00pm)
  • Wow. Cool. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 3:26pm)
  • Somewhere the current locals won't be able to afford, no doubt. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 4:33pm)
  • Could say that about 80% of pubs outside the city centre, or the trendy bits. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 4:32pm)
  • Not sure if this is meant to be satire... You were a regular there and you somehow didn't notice it's a Wetherspoon? It's very heavily branded. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 4:34pm)
  • https://www.reddit.com/r/IRLEasterEggs/comments/fuej7m/this_plaque_commemorating_a_fictional_event/ by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 4:47pm)
  • Found another one. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 6:53pm)
  • Depends where you go mate. There are pubs fifteen minutes from John Stirling that should be condemned. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 6:51pm)
  • Downvoted for linking to the original post about this. Wild. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 7:41pm)
  • Fuck's sake, folk were wondering what this was, and I posted a link to the explanation. State of cunts on here, honestly. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 8:59pm)
  • Strathbungo became the place for everything, I guess. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Feb 2023 7:10am)
  • Have they been fixed or have they been filled with stones that'll sit there until the next time there's heavy rain? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Feb 2023 10:38am)
  • All you do is whine. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Feb 2023 10:38am)
  • Crying to the mods because the mods aren't strict enough for your fragile self... by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Feb 2023 2:48pm)
  • Trio or a Club. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Feb 2023 10:44pm)
  • If only you knew... by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 4th Feb 2023 2:14pm)
  • If you're being serious you're a lunatic. They'll be melted down. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Feb 2023 8:23am)
  • They'd have got vandalised if it was a protest, you know, to make a statement. They're made of fucking bronze, of course they were stolen for scrap. Don't try to incite something from nothing. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Feb 2023 8:24am)
  • Maybe people are buying Land Rovers *because* of the pot holes. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Feb 2023 5:00pm)
  • Your air raid shelter has windows? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 10th Feb 2023 3:56pm)
  • Nice. Come on GlasgowLive, make yourself useful... by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 10th Feb 2023 6:41pm)
  • Great headline. Shame it's only the National though, would have been good to see a real paper say something like that. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 10th Feb 2023 10:45pm)
  • Skelped with a metal ruler by my music teacher. He died about ten years later though so who's laughing now. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Feb 2023 8:52am)
  • Saw he'd bent a sign too. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Feb 2023 3:01pm)
  • > Just a theory by the way before I get pounded Not sure you know what that means either mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Feb 2023 9:07pm)
  • Wow, what a terrible thread. I saw the guy that works in my local Tesco waiting for a bus the other day. Who else has seen a person they recognise do a thing? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Feb 2023 10:02pm)
  • Insane. M&S Food in stations across the land are for train snacks, sweets and bevvy. Where's the nearest place to get booze, since Haddows on Dundas Street is long gone. Sainsburys? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Feb 2023 8:31am)
  • Yes, everybody knows you can only eat what you catch or grow yourself, otherwise you're a Tory. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Feb 2023 8:30am)
  • Interesting. Thank you. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Feb 2023 9:09am)
  • Yes, because this'll be the first she's heard of the back lanes around there... by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Feb 2023 12:14pm)
  • Non-GlasgowLive article, for people who want to see the work, and clearer information, and to not support Reach PLC: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-64597901 by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Feb 2023 12:13pm)
  • /r/glasgow trip to Alicante then? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Feb 2023 1:03pm)
  • Because they'll actually have spoken to everybody involved, rather than just screenshot some photos from Facebook. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Feb 2023 1:22pm)
  • 5G masts are going up, probably need to unplug it to do that. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Feb 2023 3:05pm)
  • OK but we could stay at yours. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Feb 2023 6:19pm)
  • > Am going to report it to Glasgow City Centre. Glasgow City Centre is a dump too, it'll do fuck all. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Feb 2023 6:21pm)
  • Did you even look at the sub before you posted this? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Feb 2023 6:20pm)
  • This is a great YouTube channel. Must be a delivery rider, but he gets right in amongst it seems to be completely ignored in all these videos: https://www.youtube.com/@alebbiorail439/videos by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Feb 2023 7:21pm)
  • I like a Real Bronx Cheer. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Feb 2023 1:30pm)
  • Good Choi's in Mount Florida. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Feb 2023 2:09pm)
  • Nobody from here actually eats that. It's just a way of taking the piss out of tourists. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 19th Feb 2023 4:07pm)
  • > Not true, travel round Scotland more and you'll see these on the east coast. I don't give a fuck what cunts in the north east eat, this is the Glasgow sub and I'm talking about Glasgow. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 19th Feb 2023 5:49pm)
  • I'm talking about people from Glasgow in a sub about Glasgow you silly cunt. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 19th Feb 2023 6:24pm)
  • "Yall" and "banter" aren't helping you here. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 19th Feb 2023 6:53pm)
  • You're talking about folk from the east coast you fucking roaster. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 19th Feb 2023 6:52pm)
  • Aye, folk who live in Glasgow and don't eat this shite. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 19th Feb 2023 7:09pm)
  • Bearsden schoolboys? The fuck you on about? Fucking wish I lived in Bearsden mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 19th Feb 2023 7:34pm)
  • Why Liverpool? It's almost as bad as Glasgow just now. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Feb 2023 8:41am)
  • Report it on the app. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Feb 2023 8:39am)
  • > whether it's better for on-campus uni accommodation or outside accommodation Most likely going to be a bedsit in Greenock. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Feb 2023 9:28am)
  • That photo is not taken from the southside. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Feb 2023 10:41am)
  • We're not talking about the rest of Scotland in /r/Glasgow you fucking mongo. That would be /r/Scotland you're looking for. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Feb 2023 4:18pm)
  • It's so clean and nice. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Feb 2023 4:16pm)
  • I'll watch your motor for a pound mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Feb 2023 4:49pm)
  • > Why can't Shawlands seem to support decent pubs? Is it just a case people going into town rather than staying local? Town?! People are going ten minutes down the road where you're spoiled for choice. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Feb 2023 9:00pm)
  • So they're all in the Granary? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Feb 2023 8:19am)
  • And yet Rose Reilly opens looking exactly the same as it did when it was the Hampden and people love it. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Feb 2023 8:18am)
  • Yeah, it's definitely soulless, but it's still probably the best option in Shawlands. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Feb 2023 1:00pm)
  • > valid for all public transportation > attractions of Glasgow > carnivals! > travel You are about to be quite disappointed. Decent halal options, though. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Feb 2023 11:08am)
  • Actual shites? Fuck's sake. Also good luck complaining to the company about anything one of these cunts does, they don't give a fuck. What's the park? Probably good to warn others. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Feb 2023 11:06am)
  • > The necropolis/Glasgow cathedral is nice for a walk and you can also see some nice architecture of the university buildings around there. What university buildings? Strathclyde's student accommodation blocks? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Feb 2023 12:03pm)
  • Fuck all to do with any uni. They'll be the Royal, probably. Which is not a nice building. Also it's 'Pollok'. And Ashton Lane is pretty much all coked-up chiefs and G1 pubs. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Feb 2023 12:25pm)
  • If you think the Royal Infirmary is university buildings and that Ashton Lane is a good place to be I don't think you should be dishing out the advice. You're damn right thousands frequent it on a regular basis, but they also spend half their wages on gear and watch Love Island in their silver-furnitured new build, so it doesn't mean it's good. Kelvingrove and Pollok Park are the only things worth mentioning unless OP wants to get drunk which I'm guessing he doesn't. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Feb 2023 12:34pm)
  • > look forward to reading you’re top notch requests… I am top notch requests? What the fuck you on about? Spoken like a person that enjoys Ashton Lane, certainly. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Feb 2023 12:39pm)
  • You've scrolled back years into my posting history to post random abuse on ancient posts? There's something seriously wrong with you, you creepy weirdo. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Feb 2023 12:57pm)
  • Ah, you've edited your post. Very good. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Feb 2023 2:39pm)
  • > First teaching took place in the Chapter House of Glasgow Cathedral. Bit of a stretch to call a cathedral building a university building in 2023. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Feb 2023 2:38pm)
  • > Supposed to be meeting mates but now I’ll have the wee man. Well you're staying at home then. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Feb 2023 3:11pm)
  • They're not university buildings you daft cunt. Those ones are cathedral buildings, whether or not they were once used for teaching 500 years ago or not. Now away to fuck you internet weirdo. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Feb 2023 3:58pm)
  • "University buildings" by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Feb 2023 7:18pm)
  • > looking after a literal baby He probably won't be for long, by the sounds of it. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 23rd Feb 2023 8:43am)
  • > allure of seafront living The seafront looks great on a nice day, but for 80% of the year it's a very bleak sight. Oh, and on the nice days, everybody from Glasgow piles down there. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 23rd Feb 2023 8:45am)
  • With Mixed Up a bit further down. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 23rd Feb 2023 8:51am)
  • Relics is like a jumble sale, or your granny's attic, except everything is really, really expensive. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 23rd Feb 2023 8:50am)
  • Absolute shite patter. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 23rd Feb 2023 12:57pm)
  • A few chazzas on Vicky Road. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 23rd Feb 2023 2:53pm)
  • GIFs on message boards are way worse. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 23rd Feb 2023 4:13pm)
  • Yeah, exactly, that's why Shawlands doesn't seem to have/need a decent boozer anymore. You can spend your whole day/night going round the boozers down the road. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 23rd Feb 2023 9:00pm)
  • Clockwork shows basketball. Might just be somebody in there that likes it, worth an ask though. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th Feb 2023 11:05am)
  • Ooft, found the total fanny. What has education got to do with whether somebody's racist or not? Also you and your mates definitely don't reflect the rest of Glasgow, or the real world in general. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th Feb 2023 4:37pm)
  • Wow, so you're classist AND clueless. Please don't try to speak about this on behalf of the whole city, and definitely don't tell a non-white person that there isn't a problem with racism, when you really have no idea beyond your own little bubble. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th Feb 2023 4:41pm)
  • Tell them in the Clockwork. They've got the upstairs bit that doesn't get used much. Handy for the court at Holmlea Park too. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 25th Feb 2023 11:59am)
  • There'll be plenty of folk about. People watching it in pubs, people who came looking for tickets and couldn't get then, and the people knocked back for being steaming. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 25th Feb 2023 12:10pm)
  • Owner might to to fight you though. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 25th Feb 2023 12:09pm)
  • Lol nice filter, love how the image goes past the edge. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 25th Feb 2023 12:19pm)
  • OK. I've never seen medium format that isn't square. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 25th Feb 2023 12:25pm)
  • Username checks out. A foetus isn't a child, god isn't real, and you've wasted your life. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 26th Feb 2023 8:25am)
  • Wee guys fighting outside Hampden already. Going to be a lively day. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 26th Feb 2023 9:34am)
  • Of course they do, because the UK isn't a backwards religious cesspit like America. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 26th Feb 2023 2:18pm)
  • Nice. Craigend and Garthamlock are the wrong way round though. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 26th Feb 2023 3:56pm)
  • One of the worst things about this sub is cunts posting photos they didn't take, that they haven't credited, for the upvotes. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 26th Feb 2023 7:41pm)
  • Talking shite. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Feb 2023 7:56am)
  • > I mean for a start, if you live in the area, you know the potentially for a bit of chaos so why would you walk your kid past it ?! Of course that didn't happen. This is somebody sitting in their house trying to imagine what might be going on, than posting it for the upvotes. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Feb 2023 9:01am)
  • People actually believing that post about people jumping on cars and whatever else around Ibrox, Jesus fucking Christ. I've never seen a more 'I expect this is what football fans are like, so I'll make up a ridiculous lie for the upvotes' post on here. Despite somebody's mate being a copper and knowing nothing about this, and the overwhelming lack of photos or footage, and nothing in the news this morning, people still going along with it, and now going about their business thinking it's true. There's some real fucking shut-ins on this sub. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Feb 2023 9:07am)
  • Yep, looks fine this morning. The council are always out after a match/gig tidying up, but yesterday wasn't even that bad. Coldplay was only a state the next day because the bin men were on strike. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Feb 2023 9:41am)
  • > Majority of it is just snobby cunts looking down at others This is exactly it. "Those scruffy working classes, enjoying something that's been going on for 150 years when I want to take MY French bulldog for a almond milk latte?!" by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Feb 2023 10:05am)
  • Should bands be fined for the amount of litter their fans leave behind? Coldplay would have made a loss on their Hampden show if they had to pay to clean up that mess. Same with Calvin Harris. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Feb 2023 10:33am)
  • Totally agree. Well said. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Feb 2023 10:30am)
  • Guaranteed this person is a video game enthusiast, and very likely a virgin. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Feb 2023 10:36am)
  • > I saw a wee guy walking with his dad and the laddie drops litter 5 feet from an empty bin, and his dad says nothing. You'll see that in Glasgow every day. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Feb 2023 10:34am)
  • I was being facetious. It's up to the council to clean up public spaces after an event, and while they're terrible at keeping the place tidy day to day, they actually do a great job of clearing up after an event. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Feb 2023 11:06am)
  • I've lived two minutes from Hampden for twenty years and it's really not that bad. It's a mess at the time, it gets cleared up immediately and for their being 50,000 passing through, it gets back to normal really quickly. Guessing with the "dinnae" you're from Edinburgh. Glasgow gets messier than most parts of Edinburgh, so deal with it. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Feb 2023 11:19am)
  • This sort of classist intolerance is much worse than some steaming fannies wandering around for an afternoon. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Feb 2023 11:37am)
  • > my MSP for glasgow south james dornan Ahahahaha! Yeah, talk to him about the Old Firm. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Feb 2023 11:35am)
  • Don't read about it then, mind your own business and let people you don't know get on with what they're doing. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Feb 2023 11:49am)
  • Yes but that litter gets cleaned up immediately. What about the litter in the city centre, where nobody plays football? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Feb 2023 11:56am)
  • You moved here when Hampden was already here. That was up to you. I did too, and it's very easy to deal with one event every several months. Bet you'd move above a pub and then complain about the pub too. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Feb 2023 12:17pm)
  • I live there. The place looks the same as it did before the weekend because the council were out tidying up during the game, and also afterwards. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Feb 2023 12:15pm)
  • Pretty much. You're literally complaining that people are attending an event. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Feb 2023 12:29pm)
  • Where is it? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Feb 2023 12:29pm)
  • The stadium, and the events that take place there, existed before you, and before you moved here. You're being hilariously stuck-up complaining about the fact that a football game at a 50,000 capacity stadium attracts crowds that inconvenience you. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Feb 2023 12:26pm)
  • > And plenty of people complain about the traffic on the way to work. Not in the way you're complaining here. If you're stuck in traffic, you are traffic. If you're sitting in your house playing video games getting annoyed that people are going to the stadium you moved close to when there's a game on, you are a fanny. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Feb 2023 12:36pm)
  • No it wouldn't. Complaining about 50,000 people attending an event inconveniencing you is unreasonable, whenever you do it. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Feb 2023 12:51pm)
  • > "Man, I hate it when I get when it's this busy" This doesn't make sense but regardless: moving next to a stadium and complaining that it very occasionally gets busy is being unreasonable. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Feb 2023 12:57pm)
  • Haven't been up there, I was talking about the streets around Hampden. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Feb 2023 1:29pm)
  • Savings Bank opposite the Laurieston. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Feb 2023 3:52pm)
  • Gym Group on Cathcart Road, before you get to the retail park? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Feb 2023 7:44pm)
  • Nobody says 'mom' here. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 28th Feb 2023 12:56pm)
  • Get to fuck, their English is excellent. Hardly picking on a "non-native English speaker". by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 28th Feb 2023 1:45pm)
  • I'm from a small place outside Glasgow and when I moved here 20 years ago I always thought I'd move back, but over the years that idea has just reversed. I'd be gutted if I had to go back there. That said, an hour on the bus isn't toooo bad. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 28th Feb 2023 4:12pm)
  • Public Enemy played the ABC, and Yellowman played the ABC2. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 28th Feb 2023 4:10pm)
  • > visa issues are killing the gig circuit to UK This is a massive issue right now. And for domestic acts, the price of fuel means it isn't worth driving further north than Manchester a lot of the time. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 1st Mar 2023 8:03am)
  • Whoever built the houses will have had to agree to maintain the woodlands before they were allowed to build and it'll be in the small print of your purchase agreement. Of course they don't give a fuck about the woodland now, now that they've sold the houses. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 1st Mar 2023 2:51pm)
  • Said in the most Glasgow Uni accent imaginable. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 1st Mar 2023 2:54pm)
  • Nice. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 1st Mar 2023 2:59pm)
  • What even is this? Some ugly wee arsehole sitting on a trolley? It's hardly fucking Jackass, is it? Even the security guys don't give a fuck, and no wonder. Whoever bothered filming that is a fucking idiot. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Mar 2023 9:06am)
  • What the fuck is wrong with you? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Mar 2023 1:00pm)
  • Yep, that's why we can't have nice things. Happens everywhere, all the time. You must be new. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Mar 2023 4:38pm)
  • Hate how you can't help reading the captions but they add absolutely nothing to it. It's like GlasgowLive, where the person has seen the photo for the first time and knows nothing about it so just describes what anybody who's looking at the picture can see. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Mar 2023 4:46pm)
  • When it first turned into something decent it was McChuill's Way Out West, and it's been 13th Note West too. Used to go to the LuckyMe nights in there, before it was a label. Stereo wasn't until way later. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Mar 2023 12:06pm)
  • > It was originally called Stereo when it first opened No it wasn't, it was McChuill's when it reopened. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Mar 2023 12:31pm)
  • They only manage Glad, they don't own it or anything. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Mar 2023 12:30pm)
  • Nope, when it was McChuill's Way Out West is was owned by McChuill's. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Mar 2023 2:49pm)
  • Ooh, yeah. Big pot of something delicious being dished out and Mungo's doing the music, right? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Mar 2023 3:54pm)
  • Bosco. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Mar 2023 4:52pm)
  • Would you expect a train to stop and open its doors if you were late for that too? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Mar 2023 9:57pm)
  • Or you could just get a job? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 5th Mar 2023 8:50am)
  • You don't need to queue because there's a separate entry, and you'll get taken up to the Club Hydro bit by a member of staff. There's a restaurant on the right hand side that you can book into, or there's the bar on the left. The bar does food though, so unless you're showing off don't worry about the restaurant. Both look out onto the arena. You've got your own toilets too. You'll move down to the comfy chairs when the show starts because they shut the blinds in the bar and the restauarnt. If you've got a box, you get your own food from a staffed buffet thing just outside the box, and the chef will be around to explain what the food is - it'll usually relate in some tenuous way to the artist. The boxes have balconies with the comfy chairs so you can just stand or sit there with your mates to watch the show, or obviously you can go and join the crowd. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Mar 2023 8:23am)
  • As you'd expect. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Mar 2023 8:25am)
  • > You can't blame the council for the sheer amount of litter on the streets. You can when the bins are overflowing and have twenty coffee cups piled on top. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Mar 2023 9:04am)
  • Finnieston's always been a mess though, because there's always been so many people living there and passing through it. It's tidier now than when it was just Creme de la Creme, the hostel and the Grove. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Mar 2023 9:04am)
  • We currently pay the council to empty the bins and they barely do it, so you reckon THEY could pay US for our rubbish?! by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Mar 2023 9:09am)
  • > I'm talking about them sitting having their lunch in their van and then launching the empty cans, the bag their rolls came in, crisp packets etc out the van window. You're lucky they're paid by the hour rather than paid by the job, because if they weren't taking that break they'd be sticking their half-finished sausage rolls (and bottles of piss) in your cavity wall space. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Mar 2023 9:06am)
  • Yeah, I'm saying that you're allowed to go down and join the downstairs crowd if you want, like a regular punter. If sitting up there in a big comfy seat isn't for you. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Mar 2023 9:56am)
  • 'Punk' could mean just about anything these days. What are you actually into? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Mar 2023 9:27am)
  • Mostly agree with that. Gaelic is going to be useful as a party piece at dinner parties, or if you want to work teaching or promoting Gaelic. Beyond that... Fuck knows. Plenty other languages a kid could learn alongside English that'll actually help their life and open up opportunities, even if it means your other parent friends don't think you're hip. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Mar 2023 11:59am)
  • Yeah, German here too. Or Latin, since so many modern languages come from Latin and if you understand that you're well on your way to understanding how the others work. Things that'll be useful beyond herding sheep or landing fish in Skye. And I say this as somebody whose dad was from the OH and fluent in it. Utterly pointless language in real life. Unless you want to work in a heritage centre on some remote island. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Mar 2023 12:16pm)
  • I expect if they know Latin they'll have more opportunities in the world than if they know Gaelic. Not speaking it, obviously, but understanding modern language in general. Rather than just being able to order turnips in a bothy. That said, the Isles feel like it's mostly rich, retired, English people up there nowadays anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Mar 2023 12:23pm)
  • > religious elements in the school Fucking hell, Gaelic AND religious? What religion? Wee Free? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Mar 2023 12:30pm)
  • Wow. Good for you for stepping in. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Mar 2023 12:35pm)
  • Funny how clueless old people, who I suppose are generally religious anyway, call that a 'broken home'. It's a fucking fixed home. If mum and dad are happy and love their kid, and it's best to split up, then there's nothing broken about it. Sticking together because that's what 'god' wants and making your kid miserable is 'broken'. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Mar 2023 12:53pm)
  • People Make Glasgow a Horrible Dump. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Mar 2023 12:55pm)
  • > So, I have been working in a major retailer as a project coordinator on the DRS project. Yes but your real-life experience, and the facts that you can bring here, don't seem to matter when somebody wants to wank off the SNP, so you get downvoted by people who don't understand the problems with DRS, because The National doesn't talk about the problems with DRS. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Mar 2023 4:19pm)
  • Pre-booking only opens the job up ten minutes before the booking time. Used to mean you'd get one without having to think about it, but it's a bit different these days. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Mar 2023 6:52pm)
  • Took a minute, but there it is! The state of Glasgow in 2023 is because of what Thatcher did 30 years ago. Also why the buses are so fucked. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Mar 2023 6:57pm)
  • If he didn't sell live bootlegs or pornos, I don't think I met him. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Mar 2023 7:28pm)
  • Yeah this is a fucking gift. If Glasgow was perfect, nobody would take the piss with that stupid slogan. But it isn't. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Mar 2023 8:06am)
  • > I paid a fortune (a student) for the ticket What's that got to do with anything whatsoever in the grand scheme of things? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Mar 2023 8:13am)
  • > christian beliefs make people cunts? Pretty much. And you're a cunt. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Mar 2023 8:11am)
  • > What narrow, boring lives some people lead Exactly! Being stuck with the parochial idea that the world only extends to your own doorstep. Bet you only listen to Scottish music and watch Scottish TV too. It's a big, global world out there, with loads going on. If you didn't live in Scotland would you give a fuck about gaelic? Do you plan to live your entire life in Scotland, chatting in this ancient language to the 1% of the population who care? I guess you do, and good for you. I don't. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Mar 2023 8:39am)
  • This reply here is the only shite one. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Mar 2023 8:44am)
  • You should do your bit by going to live on a croft in the OH, not by trying to argue with 21st century people on the internet. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Mar 2023 8:41am)
  • I don't give a fuck what happened 500 years ago. I give a fuck about what's happening now, and what's going to happen in the future. I suspect, though, that you living the way you do is probably why you're like this. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Mar 2023 8:52am)
  • > In fact if I could only speak Gaelic, instead of that hideous colonial Frankenstein's Monster creole that we call English Honestly don't believe you've got any IRL friends, talking like that. Glad you found some meaningless minority interest to keep you occupied until your lonely death. Some people like sci-fi, some people like Funko Pops, some people like cats, but you've picked gaelic. And all your efforts to promote it (by being a sad, angry cunt on anonymous messageboards) will be absolutely worthless. I'll jog on and enjoy my day in an exciting, forward-facing world. What do you think of the amount of English people moving to the OH, by the way? Are you glad the shops, bars and hotels have people to run them, or does it kill you inside because these people don't give a fuck about a language the vast, vast, vast majority of people don't care about? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Mar 2023 8:50am)
  • It's honestly funny how angry you are, you pathetic fuck. And you're way, way off about me there. Listening to you try to defend your point of view is like listening to a religious person who's absolutely adamant that there's a god, so I'm going to stop now, because I'm not sure you're all there. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Mar 2023 9:05am)
  • > a nice place to sit when having a fag Honestly probably part of the reason it's being taken away. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Mar 2023 1:24pm)
  • That whole corner is going to be a massive antisocial mess within days of that opening. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Mar 2023 1:29pm)
  • Yeah I sit and smoke on them too. Just that the cooncil probably think they're 'tidying up' by taking them away. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Mar 2023 4:18pm)
  • Yeah, it's fine during the day but a new 24 Burger King is going to be THE cool new place to hang out if you're a daft wee arsehole. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Mar 2023 4:18pm)
  • Wow. This is really interesting. Thank you for explaining this. Makes my day a whole lot easier too. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 8th Mar 2023 6:56pm)
  • That only exists on this sub. Real life doors don't have room to slide things under them. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Mar 2023 5:41pm)
  • Need the 'Write them a quirky/cute note' suggestion. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Mar 2023 5:41pm)
  • Used to live in Hyndland and there's fuck all to do there. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Mar 2023 12:31pm)
  • Two seconds?! It's a pain in the arse walking from Hyndland down to where there's anything going on. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Mar 2023 1:22pm)
  • BP at Thornliebank and Asda Toryglen. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Mar 2023 12:22pm)
  • Doesn't matter, you buy a code off them at the counter and put that in in the machine. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Mar 2023 4:39pm)
  • The massive queue of traffic slightly detracts from the tranquility. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Mar 2023 8:32am)
  • How's that funny? That's just been left there. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Mar 2023 8:30am)
  • > Lapsus Linguae, DeSalvo Especially these two. DeSalvo played again recently. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Mar 2023 9:53am)
  • 'Boris Johnson is a fanny' = people falling about laughing because somebody used pure dead brilliant patter. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Mar 2023 11:50am)
  • Yep. Pure "Oh, what ARE you like!" shite. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Mar 2023 3:52pm)
  • Overanalysing some anonymous internet comments like this and replying at such length kind of makes me think you're the 'cringe' one here. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Mar 2023 6:30pm)
  • Shhhh. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Mar 2023 7:20pm)
  • > Council Tax pays for pothole repairs. But it doesn't because the potholes barely get repaired. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Mar 2023 8:44am)
  • > your chances of getting hate are very low unless you go looking for it Feels a bit like OP is looking for it. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Mar 2023 9:06am)
  • Means you cannae park there today (20th March). by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Mar 2023 9:18am)
  • People get shot down in flames on here for renting out somewhere to live, interested to see how folk will react to you renting out somewhere for a car to live. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Mar 2023 11:24am)
  • Look around the rest of the place. Lots of potholes not being fixed. Hence this thread and all its replies. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Mar 2023 11:25am)
  • Ew, who cares about boring smelly labourers?! Vegan chefs and waiting staff are WAY more important. How else would I get my £6.50 pint and tofu burger to my table? I'm not going to the bloody kitchen myself. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Mar 2023 2:55pm)
  • Yeah. If this was three brickies who'd lost their job nobody would give a single flying fuck. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Mar 2023 3:02pm)
  • Inverness is shite, you can live without going there. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Mar 2023 3:21pm)
  • > the expectation is generally that they will behave more ethically than the general population Is it fuck. Most vegans are all, 'Actually, I prefer animals to people, people suck!' by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Mar 2023 3:53pm)
  • Saramago's owners aren't vegan though. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Mar 2023 4:05pm)
  • > How do you know they aren't vegan? Because I know them. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Mar 2023 4:24pm)
  • Pair. Not couple. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Mar 2023 4:39pm)
  • Because this sub only cares about the things they can see, the things they relate to or the things that give them pleasure. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Mar 2023 8:23am)
  • > Scotland is on the cusp of new a new beginning. Please tell us more about this. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Mar 2023 8:21am)
  • > an ethical guy Remember when he had the Note and didn't pay his staff's NI contributions? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Mar 2023 8:54am)
  • Get a hire snake. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Mar 2023 8:57am)
  • Plenty. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Mar 2023 8:57am)
  • Animals just eat grass and shit. Hay. All that. Humans eat steak and chocolate and sandwiches, things that are nice. That's why it's harder to feed people. We have more complex tastes. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Mar 2023 12:36pm)
  • They're all clickbait shite but the quality of writing (and photographs) on the Glasgow one is way worse than any other I've ever seen. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Mar 2023 12:42pm)
  • David McLean , what an absolute turd of a person. Seems even in his downtime he's stealing people's work for his own internet points: https://twitter.com/lostedinburgh It's nice to credit photographs, you utter fud. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Mar 2023 12:40pm)
  • > eating the bodies of tortured slaves We're not though, they're animals. Do you consider human slaves in 2023 to be animals? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Mar 2023 12:45pm)
  • Christ. Never mind. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Mar 2023 12:50pm)
  • Animals aren't slaves. Kids mining metal for batteries for the device you typed this on are slaves. Women being trafficked around the world and sold for sex are slaves. Don't say animals are slaves. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Mar 2023 1:23pm)
  • > Livestock literally fit the definition of slave. Except they're animals rather than slaves. Are plants slaves? Are the flowers in my garden slaves, and were the trees that were murdered for your furniture slaves? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Mar 2023 1:26pm)
  • Prove it. You don't know what slave means. Or you're pretending not to. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Mar 2023 2:22pm)
  • Whole article is just copy/pasting from this Twitter thread: https://twitter.com/msashleydavies/status/1638098943824240640?s=46&t=wL9LQcHafjIII69O5tdeBQ Absolute state of online 'news/ these days, fuck me. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Mar 2023 2:54pm)
  • Did they ever catch that fud? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Mar 2023 4:24pm)
  • Hey Andrew. Tickets not selling so well? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Mar 2023 4:25pm)
  • One of the absolute BEST things somebody visiting Glasgow can do is to search this sub for the many hundreds of times this has been asked before, or consult the sidebar, with the enormous 'Things to do' guide. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Mar 2023 4:41pm)
  • £400 a month before bills for a ROOM, and one that only fits a bed and a "small desk"? Wow. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Mar 2023 5:09pm)
  • Genuine question - your mum (or some other loved one) is starving to death and you've got a cow and a bolt gun. Who dies? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Mar 2023 5:10pm)
  • > Fantasy scenario. What has the cow been eating all that time? How would we be starving and not the animal? Why would I own another being as property like that in the first place? OK, you and your mum on a road trip. Car breaks down and it's really cold. Your mum starts to fade. No phone signal, and no other cars anywhere near. You're walking across fields and your mum collapses. There's one cow there, asleep, and some bams have left a bolt gun and a barbecue there. You know if you don't get some food into your mum she's a goner. Cow's asleep. Won't even notice. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Mar 2023 5:19pm)
  • Having sex is a ROMP. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Mar 2023 8:55pm)
  • Shawlands isn't the only place ten minutes from Central. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Mar 2023 9:18pm)
  • > We have a world class public transport system Ahahaha! Is this a joke? Please explain. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 9:53am)
  • His Twitter's shite, he's just asking cunts if he can use their posts in stories, and trying to act hard to some gimpy account with no followers: https://twitter.com/furrybootsy/status/1638158804591292418?s=46&t=wL9LQcHafjIII69O5tdeBQ by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 12:59pm)
  • Yeah, you'd put a bolt in the cow's head, I know. I'm more trying to figure out how a vegan's mind works. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 1:13pm)
  • Heard he fingered a dog. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 3:14pm)
  • You can't be David McLean then, he's obviously a VL. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 3:16pm)
  • Shite patter. Have you read this? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 3:22pm)
  • > bringing up old fires They're explaining the full story. Sorry you don't want to hear it, but it's pretty important to those who don't have their fingers in their ears going "Blah blah blah can't hear you" and wanting to presume their own narrative that they've imagined must be right. Sorry it's not as outrageous and awful as you wished it was. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 3:36pm)
  • > they're just pulling for sympathy Such a fanny. You really do only want to hear what you want to hear. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 3:41pm)
  • You claiming that whatever was going on wasn't stressing out the rest of the staff, from behind your angry keyboard with no idea what happened? OK. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 3:49pm)
  • And expecting to win 10k as a result... https://www.gofundme.com/f/hardship-fund-for-fired-saramago-workers by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 4:09pm)
  • Starting a 40-minute revolution after acting like dicks, getting sacked, and then wanting the public to give them £10k. Not how to do industrial action, really. https://www.gofundme.com/f/hardship-fund-for-fired-saramago-workers by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 4:08pm)
  • "Really fucked up"? You what mate? You sound incredibly raging, and that's funny. I'm only posting the other side of the 'argument'. Should that not be heard? Guess you'd made your mind up and boring annoying facts don't matter now. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 4:10pm)
  • 2023 and he still thinks he can win internet arguments by saying 'You really fucked up blabbing that you knew the owners, you could've actually had a chance here' haha Mate you sound like a 12 year-old shouting down a microphone on Call of Duty. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 4:18pm)
  • Lol. Everyday life must be absolute torture for you, you paranoid, weird, maniac. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 4:35pm)
  • > OP is really keen to parrot the bosses line Which is? I'm just posting a massive fucking press statement. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 4:58pm)
  • Yeah, 'lol' is a dead giveaway to how raging I am... But do stop following me around this thread, you sociopath. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 4:57pm)
  • Maybe ChatGPT could do Davie Boy's job soon? Since all it is is scraping content from existing online sources. Shouldn't be that hard. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 5:01pm)
  • He did, I wasn't joking. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 5:08pm)
  • David McLean paid for blue tick on Twitter. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 5:05pm)
  • Good point. They should put EVERYBODY out of a job, not just the ones protesting. "Got anxiety issues? Fuck you! Get out!" by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 6:30pm)
  • Still no sign of that fiver, and there have been other donations since you lied about it. You really sum up so many people on this thread, wanting to be seen as a good person but just completely full of shit. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 7:35pm)
  • No, but I read it. Have you? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 8:57pm)
  • A grand each to be forever unemployable. Although they'll probably just ditch the vegan thing and get jobs in call centres anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 9:07pm)
  • He found his mum's dildo one time when we were at his and he put it in his mouth for a joke. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 23rd Mar 2023 8:12am)
  • Upstairs in the Clockwork. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 23rd Mar 2023 10:31am)
  • Why don't you just reply to the person who's annoyed you rather than crying about it here? Moaning about people moaning makes you the moaner. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 23rd Mar 2023 10:30am)
  • Get up on the roof and wiggle the aerial around a bit. You'll need somebody in the flat on the computer, so they can tell you if it gets any better. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 23rd Mar 2023 11:56am)
  • No. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 23rd Mar 2023 12:02pm)
  • This is one for David McLean. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 23rd Mar 2023 2:17pm)
  • Imagine going to the Laurieston and ordering Tennent's, fucking hell. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th Mar 2023 8:48am)
  • Alpen Lodge. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th Mar 2023 8:47am)
  • What they do at the Grand Old Opry is certainly not uniquely Glaswegian. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th Mar 2023 8:47am)
  • So today's David McLean 'story' is the result of somebody posting a link to a YouTube video on Facebook. That twat being called any type of 'Editor' is a fucking insult to anybody who's ever worked in any sort of journalism. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th Mar 2023 9:39am)
  • I'd say a night out at Shettleston Juniors was 'more Glasgow', but I do agree the Laurieston and the Pot Still are essential. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th Mar 2023 10:04am)
  • Arches in the 90s was fucking amazing. It was like walking into another world, in hindsight And certainly compared to regular clubs. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th Mar 2023 6:36pm)
  • If you are a woman, then you definitely should. Don't worry. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th Mar 2023 8:11pm)
  • Do it. No straight guy in the history of humanity has ever not been flattered by a woman approaching him. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th Mar 2023 9:18pm)
  • Cunts on /r/Scotland are all VLs but. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th Mar 2023 9:24pm)
  • What else would she say?! 'Meet me in the toilets in five minutes'? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th Mar 2023 9:21pm)
  • Was this meant for a WhatsApp group? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 25th Mar 2023 4:16pm)
  • Had a go of a Ford Ranger and would just about kill to own one now. So nice. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 25th Mar 2023 9:12pm)
  • > Is all of City Lights on Iplayer? Why don't you type that into Google? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Mar 2023 8:54am)
  • > I'll be using public transit to get places. You say that now... by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Mar 2023 8:53am)
  • lol by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Mar 2023 8:50am)
  • My next door neighbour keeps burying carpets in his garden (usually just after he's had really noisy sex) so they can't be that expensive. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Mar 2023 9:16am)
  • > I don't pay on principle because of their absolute anti-independence reporting and Tory bias. If you don't like it, don't watch it? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 27th Mar 2023 10:33am)
  • > jerks Wit > We all know its the people who make Glasgow Lol. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 28th Mar 2023 8:13am)
  • > would you not need to see it first to decide Why are you even asking then, if you know it needs to be seen? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 28th Mar 2023 9:22am)
  • The what? Probably not. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 28th Mar 2023 9:20am)
  • Glasgow's a fucking toilet these days. You blatantly aren't from here with that patter. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 28th Mar 2023 1:11pm)
  • That's something it's got going for it then. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 28th Mar 2023 4:10pm)
  • Half two and that's the best you could come up with? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 1st Apr 2023 2:38pm)
  • I was out, rather than staying in thinking up shite April Fools posts. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 1st Apr 2023 2:50pm)
  • Crystal Palace. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 1st Apr 2023 4:34pm)
  • It's an attempt at an April Fool. Even GlasgowLive wouldn't believe this. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 1st Apr 2023 4:39pm)
  • Do you mean Alpen Lodge? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 1st Apr 2023 5:13pm)
  • I know there are a lot of fans of the IWW on here, following their members' actions at Saramago, but the idea that ["The indignity of working for a living is well-known to anyone who ever has"](https://iww.org.uk/resource/organise_direct_action/) is just stupid. Literally telling all their cult followers that people shouldn't have to work? Fuck off. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 2nd Apr 2023 8:28am)
  • They changed the name of it to The Goose on Union for the last year or so of its existence. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 2nd Apr 2023 9:53am)
  • And what about "The bosses, with their large financial reserves"? These clowns just assume that bosses are minted? Because they're bosses? IWW is way more of a cult than a union. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Apr 2023 9:42am)
  • The bride looks like she's been fighting. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Apr 2023 9:40am)
  • What's this got to do with Glasgow? This is Facebook-level moaning. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Apr 2023 3:39pm)
  • "The program is not a scam or a fraudulent operation" Well, that's that then. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Apr 2023 3:51pm)
  • If you have to ask, then no. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Apr 2023 8:29am)
  • > West End is very much like walking around Greenwich Village in NYC Eh? Baffling. No it isn't. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Apr 2023 8:36am)
  • Make sure you don't find yourself alone with Ryan Adams and you'll be fine. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Apr 2023 8:35am)
  • What the fuck does this have to do with Glasgow? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Apr 2023 9:10am)
  • So fucking what? A fucking 'OURA RING' doesn't have anything to do with Glasgow. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Apr 2023 9:20am)
  • Where abouts? There were a lot of slums. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Apr 2023 4:44pm)
  • So because a thing exists, it must be good? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Apr 2023 9:24pm)
  • Shawlands is pretty shit now, but you're a fifteen minute walk from Strathbungo, where there's basically one of everything. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Apr 2023 8:39am)
  • Oh don't worry, somebody will chime in with that. Some childless person who's never in a hurry and who doesn't do a big supermarket shop, and has no friends to pick up or drop off, and doesn't like going anywhere that isn't on a bus or train route. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Apr 2023 9:45am)
  • And there it is. Yawn. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Apr 2023 10:14am)
  • I do, but I didn't live in Glasgow in the eighties so my thoughts are irrelevant. Assuming you only want to know about Soda Streams in Glasgow. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Apr 2023 10:16am)
  • He was being sarcastic, which is why it's a shit comment. There's this bullshit idea from non-drivers that people who drive think they're victims. It's very, very stupid. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Apr 2023 11:04am)
  • Strange to think of Greenock as a 'seaside town', really. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Apr 2023 12:24pm)
  • Absolutely. Turnberry too, maybe. Looks posh in the pictures. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Apr 2023 1:14pm)
  • I guess "According to the team, their winning proposal ‘adhair eadar’ (air between) was inspired by the ‘meteorological intensities’ of the Hielanman’s Umbrella such as ‘cooling, warming, dampening, drying, sheltering, exposing, scenting, darkening, lightening, storing, releasing, dissipating, venting and other climatic aspects to stir imagination, memories, impressions, associations and new opportunities with this important part of the city’" is architect-talk for "Yes, it stinks of pish, fags and exhaust fumes". by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Apr 2023 3:44pm)
  • [Back of the old shopping centre in Easterhouse](https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@55.8676632,-4.1226755,3a,75y,36.92h,94.43t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1s-LAHB-VsT-aonAGKfNl3bg!2e0!5s20180501T000000!7i16384!8i8192). by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 6th Apr 2023 12:03pm)
  • That has to be an old photo, unless it's been cleaned up since i last passed through it. It was all just urine and broken glass last time I was there. Oh, and hundreds of used lottery scratch cards, and the plastic container they were in, blatantly robbed form a shop and taken down there to be scratched. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 6th Apr 2023 12:49pm)
  • This is a bit meaningless without saying who it is... by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 6th Apr 2023 3:46pm)
  • Literally nobody does this. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Apr 2023 8:39am)
  • I'm going to assume he got the picture of the lion with a crown from a reggae night somewhere. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Apr 2023 8:41am)
  • Alice Coltrane in Football Factory would be something else. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Apr 2023 8:45am)
  • Counting House, always. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Apr 2023 10:05am)
  • Of course I'm joking. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Apr 2023 11:04am)
  • Could be a test of how into you he is. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Apr 2023 11:03am)
  • > lmao the downvotes! > > I know. Like people on here are actually thinking, "Duuuur... Counting House isn't cosy! I shall downvote this!" Anybody thinking that was a real suggestion is either insane or doesn't get out very much. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Apr 2023 11:06am)
  • If you can even get in. I think you need to book about six months in advance for a table in Le Goose. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Apr 2023 11:12am)
  • > What gives?? It was a premium rate number and you called it from a mobile, and it was expensive. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Apr 2023 1:25pm)
  • Keen to party or keen to 'party'? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Apr 2023 3:15pm)
  • It was a train, no? Rather than a helicopter. [I think this is it](https://movingimage.nls.uk/film/2066?search_term=glasgow%20disaster&search_join_type=AND&search_fuzzy=yes). by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Apr 2023 3:50pm)
  • Maybe she's a fanny and her boyfriend is sound? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Apr 2023 4:00pm)
  • It's the National Library that archives this stuff, not the uni. And it's on their system. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Apr 2023 5:07pm)
  • Well, this one happens to be in the library archives and not the uni archives. 👍 by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Apr 2023 5:56pm)
  • Glasgow needs to change in all sorts of ways. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Apr 2023 6:03pm)
  • Numbers on the bottle are meaningless, since the monks don't make the bottles, but the numbers stamped around the lid probably mean something. Vague memories of people asking in the shop what numbers they had, and also of 49 being the highest... by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Apr 2023 6:58pm)
  • It's been cleaned up then. Incredible. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Apr 2023 6:56pm)
  • Are you the rapper? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Apr 2023 7:13pm)
  • Ah! You're Mr Boz rather than Mista Bohze. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Apr 2023 7:31pm)
  • Easily the most photographed Conservative prime minister in Scotland. Last couple of times I went past the cones had adverts on them. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th Apr 2023 8:43am)
  • Give him some string or a shoebox, entertainment for hours. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th Apr 2023 9:45am)
  • > Botanical Botanic. > Close to Glasgow via train is Sterling well worth a visit. I doubt OP wants to go furniture shopping on holiday. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th Apr 2023 10:11am)
  • Oh, so you mean Stirling then. Sterling is a furniture shop in Tillicoultry. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th Apr 2023 10:27am)
  • > I hadn't paid attention to the Gardens being called Botanic before. It's mad how common this is. Same with 'Byers Road' and 'Pollock'. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th Apr 2023 10:33am)
  • Maybe this is actual Ryan Adams. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th Apr 2023 11:56am)
  • There's one in Shawlands Arcade, and you can park in the shitty undercover carpark next to it. There's something to do with animals (cats?) on Rutherglen High Street which you can park outside easily enough during the week. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th Apr 2023 11:55am)
  • Not sure how that reply offended you so much. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th Apr 2023 2:07pm)
  • And something like £1.75 for adults. Fucking bargain, that place. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th Apr 2023 2:18pm)
  • You're deranged. There hasn't been a thread about it, and because I didn't reply to this within hours? Assuming you mean 'clammed up' and not "clamped up", obviously. What do you want me to say? Why do you give a fuck? I'm still saying IWW is a cult, but I don't need to type that out for you every time there's some other thread about this, and I'm not going it interrupt your video game chat to say it there. Appropriate how you want to try to start an argument though, twat. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Apr 2023 8:25am)
  • Classical and (presumably) trad-jazz is charity shop gear these days. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Apr 2023 8:53am)
  • Grassed myself in for what? Honestly, man, there's something wrong with you. I'm picturing you going between being completely smug to absolutely seething, for absolutely fuck all. Weirdo. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Apr 2023 10:51am)
  • That's quite a lot harder for me to do. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Apr 2023 12:09pm)
  • It's even called 'Rackit'..? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Apr 2023 2:17pm)
  • > I am sure they would take the turpentine off your hands And if they don't, just leave it there and they'll have to. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Apr 2023 7:34pm)
  • Hey OP, so sorry you had to see this. Life can be hard sometimes, but it's important to try to pick yourself up and just move on. Is there a friend or family member you could speak to abut this? In the meantime maybe just don't leave the house, so you don't have to witness the horrors of the world. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Apr 2023 7:21am)
  • "If I could drive I'd never park like this! Now somebody call the police." by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Apr 2023 8:07am)
  • Busy enough so that anybody would struggle to get a space. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Apr 2023 8:06am)
  • Probably all texted their mum for advice on how to cope with seeing this too. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Apr 2023 11:23am)
  • Why do you assume I support Celtic? Also we need to hear back from OP - once they recover from the trauma of this catastrophic disaster - about how long the car stayed there. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Apr 2023 11:22am)
  • Nope. I just don't care if other people do when there's fucking plenty of free spaces. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Apr 2023 11:40am)
  • Scary men who probably don't even play board games. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Apr 2023 11:46am)
  • The lives of people on this sub really must be so fucking empty and miserable that they're annoyed by this. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Apr 2023 12:37pm)
  • Funny thing is, I drive a BMW and I've got an absolutely massive penis. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Apr 2023 1:18pm)
  • > Anyone been through this? Thousands of people, because that's what it's like now. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Apr 2023 3:21pm)
  • > I didn’t assume your a Tim. I mean I did say bhoy - but I use that as a term of endearment. You are a deeply confused weirdo. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Apr 2023 3:20pm)
  • Appreciating sausages is interesting. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Apr 2023 3:52pm)
  • The grid was overwhelmed with people crying about a car in an empty carpark. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 12th Apr 2023 9:28am)
  • Pollok by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 12th Apr 2023 9:32am)
  • Most expensive house or most expensive per square foot? The fancy houses are in the south, the expensive flats are in the west. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 12th Apr 2023 9:32am)
  • Pretty good, I think, and thanks for asking rather than just assuming I'd drive like a wanker. I've got my advanced and pursuit driving certificates, and I know where the indicators are. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 12th Apr 2023 9:29am)
  • I'll look after your motor for five pounds mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 12th Apr 2023 9:37am)
  • Vicky Road by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 12th Apr 2023 11:18am)
  • > This is a multi decade project Like so much else. Gets announced, everybody thinks, 'Hmm, something good is actually going to happen', then years later when everybody's forgotten about it it fizzles out. Repeat. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 13th Apr 2023 8:43am)
  • £9.50 for a journey that took 12 minutes, last time I was on it. Which was two weeks ago. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 13th Apr 2023 10:58am)
  • There's an Air BnB in Haghill?! by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 13th Apr 2023 1:27pm)
  • Whippets and greyhounds. Thankfully seeing fewer fucking pugs and French bulldogs. Or whatever the fuck those things are. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 13th Apr 2023 2:53pm)
  • Inverness is shite. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 13th Apr 2023 4:37pm)
  • What cunts are downvoting this? Inverness is a miserable grey shithole. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 13th Apr 2023 4:50pm)
  • > drummy Which no one called it, ever. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 13th Apr 2023 9:26pm)
  • Fuck all every getting done is tiresome. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Apr 2023 6:43am)
  • > Beachcomber Bar and skulking around the fake rocks and wooden bridges Uuurgh... Traumatic flashback of being taken there and wandering around while my parents got drunk. Wasn't allowed in the watery bit, and there was somebody playing piano, which even then was obviously totally at odds with the surroundings. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Apr 2023 8:56am)
  • First school trip was also Culzean, and when we got back one of my classmates found out his mum had been killed in a car crash earlier in the day. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Apr 2023 8:54am)
  • Kryptonite or nothing. Literally, if you don't have a Kryptonite lock you might as well not bother. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Apr 2023 9:07am)
  • Yeah, it was really, really horrible. I remember the bus pulling up to the school and everybody being excited that there were police cars parked there, and then the headmistress taking him off the bus first. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Apr 2023 9:05am)
  • Appreciate the apology, but "arguably" isn't really doing it for me. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Apr 2023 9:28am)
  • Shhhhhh. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Apr 2023 9:50am)
  • > Check YouTube. Ah yes, that notoriously reliable source of unbiased information. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Apr 2023 10:07am)
  • You can kill a man with a pen, it doesn't mean it happens. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Apr 2023 10:31am)
  • BRB, going to kick fuck out of my kitchen then take some photos. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Apr 2023 10:30am)
  • Since you're talking about Broadcast, when Sleaford Mods played there was this mod there, by himself, totally steaming, in full mod-revival kit with the army jacket with scooter patches and the Paul Weller / Yer Auntie Jean haircut. Didn't take him long to realise he shouldn't go to gigs based on the name of the band, and he managed to push his way out, in disgust. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Apr 2023 10:41am)
  • Lived around Hampden for years and that crowd was worse than any Old Firm day, or the Eminem show, or The Stone Roses or Liam Gallagher (as examples of events that were attended by a load of fucking idiots). Remember trying to go for chips long after the doors had opened and seeing a fight on Bolton Drive and a fight in the middle of the road outside Spar, at the same time. Pink cowboy hats going everywhere. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Apr 2023 11:19am)
  • There was a cunt at a Travis concert? Surely not. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Apr 2023 11:17am)
  • Glad somebody said it. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Apr 2023 11:20am)
  • Yep. Once you have a kid you can't just leave it somewhere and go off and pissed. Not when it's that age anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Apr 2023 12:02pm)
  • Nice that. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Apr 2023 12:07pm)
  • > You're pointing the finger at the parents because what? Because they let their kids play in a building site for months (or, as you suggest, they didn't even know where the kids were playing for months). by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Apr 2023 12:17pm)
  • As OP, who lives there, was clear about: "These parents knew their kids were somewhere they were not supposed to be, they knew EXACTLY what they were doing yet they let them do it night and day, they simply didn't care." by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Apr 2023 12:39pm)
  • OP's point is that this had been going on for months, and at least some parents knew exactly what was happening. Do you think mums don't speak to each other about where their weans are playing? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Apr 2023 12:38pm)
  • Of course they should play on their own but it's some pretty lazy parenting if you don't know or care if your kid is playing in the fucking building site for months on end. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Apr 2023 12:42pm)
  • Seems pretty heartfelt to me. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Apr 2023 12:49pm)
  • I will. I expect it took a lot for OP to post this, since there were obviously going to be people like you not believing it. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Apr 2023 1:16pm)
  • You're saying that they shouldn't be posting the facts because it's upsetting for you. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Apr 2023 1:25pm)
  • > people are complaining about 10 year olds being outside on their own People are talking about parents seemingly tolerating 10 year olds breaking into a building site for months on end, despite being kicked out and the polis being repeated called. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Apr 2023 1:49pm)
  • Are you American or something? Would you sue the sun if you got sunburned? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Apr 2023 1:52pm)
  • > I just have empathy and can actually see the bigger picture The bigger picture is the one OP's painting, rather than the one in the press where this was a freak accident that was the fault of the construction company. Weans were playing in that building site all the time and the polis were frequently attending for it. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Apr 2023 2:12pm)
  • It's £9.50 now, hardly makes a difference. Cunts. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Apr 2023 2:10pm)
  • Regarding GlasgowLive, this is from Private Eye: "The websites of the titles of Reach plc are so unusable that they even made the group editor-in-chief smash his phone against the wall in frustration.' by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Apr 2023 2:28pm)
  • Tory? Where the fuck you getting that from you silly cunt? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 14th Apr 2023 11:20pm)
  • Used to cut about the Pow Burn but nobody ever jumped into it or anything. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th Apr 2023 10:51am)
  • Any cunt saying Dee's is for 'metal heads' needs to see their GP. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 15th Apr 2023 10:12pm)
  • > any tips? Paisley. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 17th Apr 2023 8:49am)
  • Cheers m8. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 17th Apr 2023 9:03am)
  • lol by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 17th Apr 2023 9:34am)
  • This gets asked every day, and the answer is usually to look outside Glasgow, but the people who ask have normally at least done SOME research themselves before coming here. If you don't know how to use Google you might struggle living away from home (in Paisley). by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 17th Apr 2023 9:37am)
  • Cathcart out of those, by miles. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 17th Apr 2023 12:53pm)
  • When this last got asked a couple of hours ago, the answer was Paisley. It's probably still Paisley. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 17th Apr 2023 2:49pm)
  • These are the other three 'moving to Glasgow' posts from today, so far: https://www.reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/12p7ixq/place_near_gsa/ https://www.reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/12paoy3/recent_purchases_in_the_paisley_area/ https://www.reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/12pahdk/moving_to_glasgow/ by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 17th Apr 2023 2:55pm)
  • Good luck. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 17th Apr 2023 3:02pm)
  • Batter in. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 17th Apr 2023 6:41pm)
  • Why? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 17th Apr 2023 7:07pm)
  • You can put anything you like in any bin. If you're putting household waste in the garden bin just make sure you cover it up with leaves or some shit or they might not take it. All goes to the same landfill / shipping container for export to Romania. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 17th Apr 2023 9:37pm)
  • Sorry nobody came to your gig, but don't blame the venue. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th Apr 2023 7:44am)
  • Lying to the newspapers about his involvement in the Airport attack, probably. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th Apr 2023 8:40am)
  • Yeah what the fuck? Pretty sure you're expected to produce the videos here, not just stick them together. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th Apr 2023 1:51pm)
  • That doesn't even make sense. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th Apr 2023 2:22pm)
  • If your phone is switched on, somebody or something knows exactly where you are at all times. Unless you're running a 3310 or something. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th Apr 2023 9:51pm)
  • Mad cunt deleted his post. Must have thought we could see him. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th Apr 2023 10:34pm)
  • It's Vice, obviously, and fuck Vice etc etc, but this technology exists and can't be undone: https://youtu.be/CLo3e1Pak-Y by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th Apr 2023 10:32pm)
  • My second gig was at the Barrowlands and I was 15 and tripping and got in fine. As long as things are still the same as they were in 1992 you'll be fine. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th Apr 2023 10:36pm)
  • Fucking hell, tribute nights really are getting out of hand. And there's a Gerry Cinnamon impersonator now? Mental. Gerry Cinnmon will probably be in the crowd, going by how shite that line up is. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 19th Apr 2023 9:29am)
  • It's definitely not Brutalist, it's a Modernist building. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 19th Apr 2023 12:43pm)
  • Go private if twenty minutes is so fucking inconvenient then. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 19th Apr 2023 12:46pm)
  • Do you know how hard it is for people to get an appointment just now? Do you know how much of a crisis the NHS is currently in, and how much worse it's going to get? Do you have any idea how many GPs are leaving the NHS because of the pressure? Fuck you and fuck your extra ten minutes that you have to wait. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 19th Apr 2023 12:59pm)
  • City of Glasgow College isn't Brutalist either. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 19th Apr 2023 1:05pm)
  • You should be lucky you've got an appointment at all, and in 2023, having to wait a few minutes longer when you'd otherwise be eating your lunch isn't really something to complain about. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 19th Apr 2023 1:54pm)
  • > save money You're looking for a Whole Foods so you can save money? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 8:38am)
  • Anywhere that's "always desperate for staff" is not a place you should want to work at. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 8:41am)
  • Yeah, OP should try one of the city centre early-morning libraries. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 8:46am)
  • > I wouldn’t live there in a million years Why not? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 9:08am)
  • > I like the park bar because most weggies are too afraid to go in So much wrong with this. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 10:32am)
  • Yeah it's pretty bleak. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 11:01am)
  • Counting House by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 12:59pm)
  • Paisley by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 12:58pm)
  • This thread content disappoints. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 12:57pm)
  • This sign *again*, with the *same title* as the last time it was posted? Fucking hell. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 1:03pm)
  • PAISLEY by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 1:01pm)
  • Maybe they were in a rush? What with it being a hospital and all. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 3:18pm)
  • Could have been somebody about to die, or give birth, but this sub is still going to outraged at the parking. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 3:26pm)
  • So much car envy in this sub, it's like the 1980s in suburbia. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 3:29pm)
  • Going to need to know what parking outside a hospital has got to do with 'designer' footwear for wanks. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 3:38pm)
  • What if you've got four kids and loads of golf clubs? Or two really big dogs? Or you like enormous picnics? Then what? Not much good using a bike with all that shit. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 3:37pm)
  • Get to fuck, it's terrifying seeing somebody with two kids on a cargo bike on these roads. It's not Copenhagen. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 3:43pm)
  • > Cargo bikes can do all the things you asked I'll just take the kids to Largs on a cargo bike, will I? Go and do the big shop in the snow on a bike? Pick the missus and her pals up from town on a Saturday night with my cargo bike? Honestly wonder what weird lives people who claim cars are pointless lead, and I say that as somebody with two bikes that I use regularly. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 3:52pm)
  • It was up somebody's arse? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 3:59pm)
  • Nope, still none the wiser. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 3:58pm)
  • > Of all places a hospital should be where you pay attention to no parking etc guidelines. "Stop bleeding / giving birth / having a heart attack! I haven't found a suitable parking spot yet!" by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 3:56pm)
  • OP would not be able to cope with that sort of mayhem. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 3:55pm)
  • The boot of my BMW is completely full, and that's just the 'basic' stuff I need when I go and do the things that I do. I need to clear it out if I'm doing the big shop as it is, so there's no way I could live with a Fiat 500 or whatever you're imagining. I'm definitely not in some weird 0.01% of people either. Maybe you just live a very basic life? And good for you if you do, but plenty of people need to move people and things around a lot. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 4:05pm)
  • Only suggestions with swearing in them, so GlasgowLive can't steal them. Cunty Caird. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 4:11pm)
  • Maybe their relative in there is about to die. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 4:24pm)
  • Dob-on, dob-off. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 4:21pm)
  • Can't imagine how frightening that must have been for you. You probably saved his life. But never mind that, you could have annoyed somebody on Reddit. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 4:30pm)
  • Ah yes, it's one of those hospitals where everybody inside is absolutely fine. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 4:37pm)
  • > I look at Cophenagen or Amsterdam and think damn that looks nice I wish we had that here. Same, but they're completely different cities. You can't retrofit cycle paths to Glasgow they way those cities have because the streets here are narrow and built for cars. Glasgow was designed for cars. There's a motorway running through the centre of it. It couldn't be more different from Danish or Dutch cities. Or most other nice European cities. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 4:59pm)
  • Morons like me who cycle hundreds of miles a month? Amsterdam is flat, and has very well maintained roads. Unlike Glasgow, which is on hills and has roads that are falling apart. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 4:55pm)
  • Absolute state of you, posting "Fuck cars" on car subs. So edgy. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 5:05pm)
  • You lost me at "Like please" you insufferable cunt. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 6:32pm)
  • Ayr's the same, most of the things that used to be down the beach are shut now. And Glasgow is absolutely stinking. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Apr 2023 6:42pm)
  • Incoming "Why can't you just ride a bike instead?!!!!" by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Apr 2023 8:48am)
  • Pigeon is still on the pole. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Apr 2023 8:44am)
  • Maybe he started it, and that's turps. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Apr 2023 8:57am)
  • Most Ayrshire towns are full of in-bred racist drug addicts. Source: Lived in one for many years. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Apr 2023 9:00am)
  • It'll cover the smell of pish for a while. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Apr 2023 9:25am)
  • Exactly. "I mean ME and all MY friends use cargo bikes!" by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Apr 2023 10:21am)
  • Hope the other 15 members of staff can find work somewhere they enjoy as much as they enjoyed working at Saramago. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Apr 2023 10:26am)
  • > I hope the workers there are doing ok during this. What about the 15 workers who've just become unemployed at Saramago? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Apr 2023 10:34am)
  • Downvoted by somebody who's happy that all these jobs have been lost and one of Glasgow's best music/art spaces has been shut down. Nice. What a victory, eh? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Apr 2023 10:32am)
  • > none of us actually know the proper lead up to this event. I’m just suggesting that there are more sides to this than “protect the workers” because in reality that small group of people have also cost the jobs of the rest of the staff. And we have lost yet another small business and music venue. This is the most important thing that can be said on this whole disaster. And it'll probably get downvoted by the mob who automatically assume 'workers = good, bosses = bad', regardless of the details/circumstances/facts. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Apr 2023 10:53am)
  • Found the cunt. You'll have forgotten about this within a week, those people will still be unemployed, and Glasgow will still be down one excellent arts venue. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Apr 2023 11:04am)
  • You glad the place is shut then? Is this a 'win'? Do you agree that "The indignity of working for a living is well-known to anyone who ever has"? Nobody should work, right? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Apr 2023 11:06am)
  • Eh? People in Toronto are lovely. What are you trying to say here? Not that Glasgow should be on this, surely? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Apr 2023 1:03pm)
  • Gotta get them upvotes. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Apr 2023 1:06pm)
  • > Cannae whack the Weegies Painful on so many levels. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Apr 2023 1:20pm)
  • The myth that Glaswegians are really friendly is so outdated. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Apr 2023 1:25pm)
  • Absolute shite. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Apr 2023 1:38pm)
  • > though repeatedly refusing to talk about how the owner's brother was in the comments calling striking workers 'scum' What the fuck has that got to do with me? Mentioned once that I knew them and you lost your mind and started replying to every post of mine. Not going to have a go at you though, because I appreciate that you might not be all there. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Apr 2023 1:56pm)
  • "Critical to this has been the IWWs concerted efforts to appropriate volatile language such as ‘union busters’ to coerce progressively minded people to react to a cause, workers’ rights, that they feel naturally inclined to support. I state again, that the IWW are not a legitimate union. No union who supported workers’ rights would take action that led to 17 workers being made redundant." by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Apr 2023 1:54pm)
  • "The indignity of working for a living is well-known to anyone who ever has" gets me every time. Imagine having to *work* for a living?! by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Apr 2023 4:00pm)
  • "Sorry you guys have lost your jobs, are no longer part of the same team and don't work in the place you've spent several happy years in, but it's fine! There's a Facebook group! Stick your CV into Wetherspoons, you'll be fine!" by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 22nd Apr 2023 2:23pm)
  • Sucks for all the real labels who can't get booked into a pressing plant because they're busy producing more landfill shit like Alison Moyet live LPs. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 22nd Apr 2023 3:31pm)
  • Hahaha! Yeah fuck all those people, fuck the majority who enjoyed working there! by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 23rd Apr 2023 8:49am)
  • So if your kid, say, walks in front of a train would you claim against the train company? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 23rd Apr 2023 8:48am)
  • Do you work there or know any of the other 17 people who did? If not, shut the fuck up you daft cunt. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 23rd Apr 2023 11:40am)
  • > Making vegan food's easy pal, you just don't put meat in it Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa! Amazing. Hilarious, and also wrong. You're thinking about vegetarian food, you stupid wank. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 23rd Apr 2023 3:53pm)
  • > I'm talking from extensive first-hand experience Ah, so you DID work there then? Right? If you didn't, shut the fuck up, eh? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 23rd Apr 2023 3:53pm)
  • Loved it when I moved here 20 years ago, after having to commute for ages before that, but it's a fucking hole now and I'm trying to move. It's filthy, nothing works, most of the people have got much worse, and there's nowhere near as much to do as there used to be. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 23rd Apr 2023 4:24pm)
  • > "I love getting my close doors panned in for no reason 💖💖💖". "These people are such *characters*, I love it! Mummy and daddy would absolutely BURST if they knew what went on here!" by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 23rd Apr 2023 6:32pm)
  • They'd eventually get collected though, that's one thing. And yeah, there were some horribly decrepit parts of the centre back them too, and 'gentrified' areas like Victoria Road or Duke Street were pretty stinking, but it felt like nobody was out looking for bother the way it does now. Also there wasn't shit graffiti every twenty yards, everywhere. There was a music scene then too, which has long gone. Still some great bands but no scene. Optimo, 13th Note and Sleazy's in the late '90s and early 2000s felt pretty special. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 23rd Apr 2023 6:31pm)
  • Liverpool is a bit of a dump just now, but Cardiff and London look and work like modern cities should. Haven't been to Nottingham, but Glasgow is definitely the worst and 'All cities are this bad' is just pish. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 23rd Apr 2023 6:35pm)
  • Totally. That cone/statue wasn't even on t-shirts and tea towels back then. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 23rd Apr 2023 6:41pm)
  • Stan Laurel. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 23rd Apr 2023 6:48pm)
  • Don't know about that, but he lived in Battlefield and his first show was at a theatre which then became Battlefield Primary and then became a carpark and is now derelict land. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 23rd Apr 2023 7:01pm)
  • Better make sure you're definitely harder than him/them, because it'll get taken off you and stuck in you if you're not. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 23rd Apr 2023 7:34pm)
  • It's nothing like that, and I expect the majority of people commenting are speaking about how much worse it's got, compared to how it used to be. Rather than downtown Mogadishu or whatever. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 23rd Apr 2023 7:36pm)
  • Nicer houses but it's the same stupid cunts inside them. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Apr 2023 8:42am)
  • I think because people on here don't care about that. They're into have a £6 pint and posing with their £40 reissue of some classic rock LP for Facebook. It's depressing. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Apr 2023 8:41am)
  • "In a word, ’tis one of the cleanest, most beautiful and best built cities in Great Britain" hasn't aged well. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Apr 2023 9:40am)
  • > A long established meeting place for goths Not really. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Apr 2023 9:51am)
  • I'd have thought they'd care about the release schedules of independent labels, but there we go. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Apr 2023 11:58am)
  • > She has just bought an apartment in the centre of town. Considerably easier said than done for most, let alone a 17 year-old student. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Apr 2023 12:49pm)
  • Should have said "Ewe herd it..." but OK. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Apr 2023 4:34pm)
  • Did you even go inside it? Fucking hell, what's the point in this? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Apr 2023 8:02pm)
  • YES! "Look, I am into vinyls!" But how those things actually come to exist and the industry that sustains their existence for the other 364 days of the year doesn't matter. https://twitter.com/alreadytaken74/status/1649684997320704000?s=46&t=wL9LQcHafjIII69O5tdeBQ by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Apr 2023 9:33pm)
  • > what’s not to like? It's owned and operated by The Scotsman Group and it's basically a Scottish theme pub. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th Apr 2023 8:42am)
  • Do you start the stopwatch when you get to the bus stop, or when the bus actually arrives? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th Apr 2023 12:03pm)
  • I don't think there's an angle this sign hasn't been photographed from now. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th Apr 2023 1:38pm)
  • Is this a joke? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th Apr 2023 1:35pm)
  • Is this meant as a diss of yesterday's photo of the same thing? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Apr 2023 9:34am)
  • And unprofessional. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Apr 2023 9:37am)
  • You're not professional enough to use the search function though, are you? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Apr 2023 9:37am)
  • Yeah that's it. And the two women that work in there are the fucking rudest couple of arseholes I've ever dealt with in my life. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Apr 2023 9:59am)
  • This might change a few people's views on this whole mess. It certainly should. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Apr 2023 9:57am)
  • What? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Apr 2023 10:04am)
  • So the union staff looking really bad is hard to believe? If these are fake, the people who didn't write them will definitely be coming forward. But I bet they aren't fake. It'd be a bit of a mad, huge, effort to fake all these, when the whole thing is essentially over. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Apr 2023 10:08am)
  • > Don't see anything particularly bad here. Some new people who worked "one or two shifts a week" getting the place shut down and 17 members of staff losing the jobs they really liked isn't bad? Do you even know how workplaces or unions work? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Apr 2023 10:13am)
  • This was sent to me this morning, first I've seen it. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Apr 2023 10:11am)
  • Since you deleted your comment asking what was bad about this, here's the reply I typed up anyway: "Union members laughing when management tried to engage in dialogue before escalation" is one. Or "Union members laughing at non Union staff sticking up for the employer that they value", and pretty much everything the actual staff members say. Did you miss the entire thing? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Apr 2023 10:18am)
  • Right, you've not read all these then, clearly. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Apr 2023 10:24am)
  • Your engineers union is probably a proper union. Do they think it's OK to work for a living? Probably. IWW think it's ["an indignity" to have to work](https://iww.org.uk/resource/organise_direct_action/). by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Apr 2023 10:21am)
  • > Can you pinpoint what part of this is supposed to make me feel more favourable towards Saramago? Staff testimonials would be a good place to start. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Apr 2023 10:32am)
  • > I haven't read through 8 testimonies of former employees nah OK, you should. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Apr 2023 10:30am)
  • What should I respond to? It's got fuck all to do with me, you daft cunt. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Apr 2023 10:53am)
  • Yeah, what am I like, wanting an independent arts venue to succeed... by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Apr 2023 10:52am)
  • > Any thoughts on anything I said? Yeah, see above. I said you should read the things the majority of staff members have said. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Apr 2023 10:55am)
  • WHCD AOLO RUOW ESSN EI N G by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 29th Apr 2023 7:11am)
  • /r/woosh by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 29th Apr 2023 6:33pm)
  • > Rangers scarves around Hampden Live very close to Hampden and didn't see a single Rangers scarf. Is it possible you don't know what you're talking about? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 29th Apr 2023 6:38pm)
  • > Yep my spouse showed me the article and I realised it’s been sitting in the closet for years and I should just sell it. Your spouse or the sword? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 29th Apr 2023 6:36pm)
  • This is it. This post should be stickied. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 29th Apr 2023 6:47pm)
  • Yeah, only need a few grams of gear for Top Golf. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 29th Apr 2023 6:51pm)
  • > i like most of the djs > i'm wondering what kind of crowd this event might draw People like you? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 29th Apr 2023 7:22pm)
  • Do you have a boss? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Apr 2023 9:23am)
  • The '300 confirmed kills' of consumer rights. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Apr 2023 9:21am)
  • > Anybody advocating stealing from working class folk is a scumbag. Working class folk are stealing from working class folk by not putting the meter on and charging a score for a £10 trip. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Apr 2023 10:48am)
  • It's easy for international students to get in anywhere, because they have to pay so much. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Apr 2023 10:51am)
  • If he can pay his fees up front, this will help a lot. GSA has been that way for a while. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Apr 2023 10:50am)
  • Just shocked you're such a subservient, working for a capitalist like that. Putting money in their pockets, making them richer. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Apr 2023 11:33am)
  • My last weed guy always came in a taxi, his mate was a driver and I'm pretty sure spent more days driving my guy around with a poly bag full of weed than he did doing taxiing. Because yep, nobody thinks twice when they see a taxi parked in a weird place, or cunts getting in and out it. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Apr 2023 3:04pm)
  • > I'm just going to steal from them" They're stealing from us by pocketing the money we give them rather than using it to pay their tax. Taxis should be cheaper if you're paying cash, but they're not. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Apr 2023 4:13pm)
  • > oblivious to the dangers to themselves. What dangers? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Apr 2023 4:10pm)
  • The government and the banks aren't the same thing. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Apr 2023 6:28pm)
  • You can hire Queens Park Bowling Club. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 1st May 2023 11:42am)
  • Kirkintilloch is very different to Shawlands. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th May 2023 8:37am)
  • This is one of the stupidest things I've seen on here, and that's saying something. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th May 2023 8:36am)
  • I know! That's how stupid your post is. Let that sink in. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th May 2023 8:43am)
  • Surely there's a Scottish theme pub full of student rugby wanks somewhere near you? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th May 2023 8:48am)
  • > ichibans Is there more than one? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th May 2023 8:47am)
  • > It's a place all welcome and people are so friendly to each others Half an hour ago I saw a nice wee old man tell a black lady on the bus to "Shut up and go home", and nobody batted an eyelid. Glasgow is far, far from being welcoming and friendly. The welcoming and friendly people are certainly out there, but so are plenty of the ignorant, racist, intolerant ones. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th May 2023 8:51am)
  • But there are DJs by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th May 2023 8:58am)
  • 'Urban Exploring' needs to be rebranded since so many people just come on here asking for places to go. That's not really very urban, or very explore-y. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th May 2023 9:00am)
  • Oh yeah. Thought you said "city". I'm going back to bed. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th May 2023 9:09am)
  • > this is to raise funds For what? What will they spend all those tenners on? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th May 2023 11:38am)
  • It's not a "flex", it's a description of that pub. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th May 2023 8:11pm)
  • To let yourself into your house? Because trying to punch somebody with a key probably isn't going to work unless you get really lucky. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 5th May 2023 9:40pm)
  • Downvoter here. Silly wee cunts have been getting away with being silly wee cunts for too long. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 6th May 2023 6:51pm)
  • Making a 'story' about a three-year-old Reddit post, about something that happened in America. New low. Link, if you must: https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/bride-grooms-wedding-invite-slated-26885770 by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th May 2023 5:02pm)
  • GlasgowLive isn't about Glasgow? OK mods, nice one. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 10th May 2023 6:42pm)
  • The only cunts who think there's anything nice or decent about Glasgow are cunts who have moved here in the last twenty years. Every other cunt has seen the place plummet downhill rapid. I can't wait to leave. Utter shitehole, and it's so obvious every time you go to anywhere else. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th May 2023 10:33pm)
  • Ah yes, because the SNP have done such incredible things here... by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 11th May 2023 10:35pm)
  • It does, it's just a shite photo where you can't tell. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 14th May 2023 6:54pm)
  • Saw a woman riding a bike along a main road this morning, with over-ear headphones on, and a dog on a lead running along beside her. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 15th May 2023 8:51am)
  • Any cyclist with a GoPro and a YouTube channel is not going to be cycling sensibly. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 15th May 2023 8:50am)
  • I mean that people who make money from a YouTube channel about bad drivers tend to go looking for arguments. There was a really notorious guy a few years ago, who would cycle in front of vans and then have a meltdown when they beeped him. Think his name began with an M. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 15th May 2023 9:32am)
  • Good for her? Can't hear other road users - cars and other cyclists - and she's letting her fucking dog run in traffic? Sound. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 15th May 2023 4:12pm)
  • But much less than if you didn't have headphones on. Little things like people trying to get past you, or the sound of a siren, or a care slamming it's brakes on, or accelerating out of a junction. And a fucking dog running along the road at rush hour? Fuck that. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 15th May 2023 5:02pm)
  • Should try to guess the headline. Definitely going to either try to be funny, of have the words 'Shocking moment' in it. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 17th May 2023 8:54am)
  • It's not just you, if you look at the news you'll see stories about the cost-of-living crisis every day. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 17th May 2023 12:34pm)
  • Different kind of dogging. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 17th May 2023 12:35pm)
  • Yep, best concentration of good pubs around that bit. Rum Shack too. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 18th May 2023 11:19am)
  • State of you man, with all your fucking bananas. Drawers full of bananas, fucking bananas for breakfast eh? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 18th May 2023 6:38pm)
  • Eat them all and see if you get [super powers](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/animemuscle/images/6/62/Banana_Man.png/revision/latest?cb=20200923021941). by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 18th May 2023 6:40pm)
  • Unfunny. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 19th May 2023 11:28am)
  • > Either hop off a train from central at crossmyloof and you’re in Shawlands/strathbungo/Queen’s Park or the train to langside and you’re in battlefield/other side of Queen’s Park. Not really... Train from Central to Queens Park and you're at Queens Park, train from Central to Mount Florida for Battlefield. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 19th May 2023 3:54pm)
  • Congratulations on your resignation. Missing was great when they had the Wellington Street and GWR shops. I remember the first Oswald Street one, but it was so cramped. Those two were amazing. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 19th May 2023 6:32pm)
  • You go and do it then. Except you won't. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 19th May 2023 6:31pm)
  • You hope people will chuck paving slabs at Nazis. You'll talk about it but you won't do it yourself because you're scared of getting into trouble so you hope other people will do it. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 19th May 2023 6:51pm)
  • > Tbf I don't really want to throw paving slabs at them, bullets are much more effective. Bahahaha. Peak /r/iamverybadass You'll do fuck all. Ever. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 19th May 2023 7:04pm)
  • OK. Keep using your video game chat while living out your hard man fantasies on the internet. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 20th May 2023 12:15am)
  • > Let's see if we can get some justice in this case. What exactly do you expect to happen here? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 22nd May 2023 8:40am)
  • What kind of parallel universe do you live in where you think this cunt will tracked down, arrested and charged for this? Do you really think the polis will bat an eyelid at this? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 22nd May 2023 8:46am)
  • Yep. Best anybody can do is post a comment saying how outraged they are by this. And racial abuse in football grounds gets dealt with (or some attempt is made to deal with it) because the supporters' behaviour reflects upon the club. Some jakey cunt blabbering shite in the city centre isn't going to get dealt with. But hey, downvote away, all you fantasists who don't go outside. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 22nd May 2023 9:25am)
  • There it is. Says it all. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 22nd May 2023 9:47am)
  • Downvoted for pointing out reality to these people... I despair. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 22nd May 2023 9:57am)
  • Why is this getting downvoted? Is it people who spend their entire lives in front of a screen rather than going into the town? There's racism fucking everywhere in Glasgow. Mostly on buses, I find, but just about everywhere else too. Fucking hell. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 22nd May 2023 10:33am)
  • Ah yes, Tory-held Glasgow, in Tory Scotland... You do know that Scottish people are just as capable of being horrible racist cunts as anybody else on the planet? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 22nd May 2023 10:32am)
  • I didn't post the fact about how the law works, you thick cunt. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 22nd May 2023 10:31am)
  • Quite. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 22nd May 2023 11:01am)
  • Absolute state of your post history. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 22nd May 2023 12:32pm)
  • It's all I can be bothered replying to you with, yes. Because you're obviously a complete fanny. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 22nd May 2023 12:41pm)
  • You say you're neurodivergent, so your aggressive moral grandstanding fantasies are none of my business, but fucking hell. Go outside or something. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 22nd May 2023 12:58pm)
  • "False claims can very very quickly establish themselves because people want to be seen to supporting things that seem good and reasonable." There's the most important line in that whole piece. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 22nd May 2023 1:48pm)
  • > If it was a minority of employees who were disgruntled, wouldn't getting rid of them be a more sensible option? The ones who staged the protest (stopping work, stopping the other staff working, stopping customers getting served) were sacked for it, for gross misconduct, and then they got in touch with IWW, who told them what to do. Which was to take to social media and wait for the mob to form. Job done. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 22nd May 2023 2:00pm)
  • If they were they definitely didn't mention it to management. It's almost as if the IWW is just a club/cult looking for publicity. Because it is. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 22nd May 2023 3:20pm)
  • > Come on man, why are you always on here defending these shady bastards? Does it shock you that somebody isn't going along with the mob pile-on? Somebody here isn't celebrating 17 other people losing their jobs because of these people? Somebody isn't delighted that Glasgow has lost another arts/music space, and, all the resident DJs now need to try to find somewhere else too? And don't be giving it the line about how it's easy to get a job in hospitality; those 17 people, the actual team at Saramago, aren't all going to get a job in the same place, or probably one they enjoyed as much as they enjoyed Saramago. Whereas the ones who caused this can just go back to mummy and daddy's place when they get bored cosplaying working-class revolutionaries. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 22nd May 2023 4:11pm)
  • > I really enjoyed working there and the conditions were better than previous places I've worked No, you can't have. And even if you worked there and knew what happened, you're still wrong. Read the thread. A bunch of clueless internet mob-justice keyboard warriors have already decided. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 22nd May 2023 4:36pm)
  • > tory I'm disappointed that an independent business has had to close because of some ludicrous claims, and that 17 people have lost their jobs, and you're calling ME a Tory? It'd be great to hear something from any of the IWW-affiliated part-timers who caused all this. The other former-staff have been speaking up, but the IWW crackpots have been conspicuously quiet. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 22nd May 2023 5:01pm)
  • Got to go with the flow if you want meaningless praise from strangers on the internet. Facts? Pah! by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 22nd May 2023 5:06pm)
  • > the workers The actual workers who enjoyed working there, or the IWW ones? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 22nd May 2023 6:01pm)
  • No. I'm not a freelance DJ and I'm not on Facebook. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 22nd May 2023 7:34pm)
  • Union Jack? Because I'm disappointed all these people are now unemployed? There are some really fucking stupid cunts on this sub, and especially in this thread, but you're the epitome of the sort of stupid prick who gets told something, takes that as a given, and joins the keyboard-mob. I know it's Reddit and that's what Reddit is famous for but it's always shit seeing it in the Glasgow sub. Always a reminder that people in Glasgow, when on the internet, are just as stupid as anybody. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 22nd May 2023 7:38pm)
  • I'm literally talking - very clearly - about the exact point I'm making. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 23rd May 2023 7:39am)
  • > You're literally agreeing with a faceless stranger on the internet because they're saying what you want to hear. See also: 99% of people in this thread. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 23rd May 2023 7:42am)
  • > the Wobblies are pure "Portlandia", right down to the branch-name "Clydeside", it's like oh really, are their members all flat capped riveters and boilermakers are they aye? Amazing. Spot on. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 23rd May 2023 7:41am)
  • The guy who runs DRG, who own and operate it, is a Glasgow-Italian called Tony, but OK. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 23rd May 2023 6:43pm)
  • You and half the people here have no idea what happened, you're just loving being the online mob, and pretending you're sticking up for 'workers' right'. Away to fuck you creepy weirdo. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 23rd May 2023 6:41pm)
  • Granny names are fashionable. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th May 2023 9:26am)
  • The name is Isabel way more than it's either of those names, you lunatic. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th May 2023 9:25am)
  • I think your mum might be talking shite. The traditional way to tell that made-up story ends with "You'll have more fun at a Glasgow stabbing than an Edinburgh wedding". by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th May 2023 4:20pm)
  • https://www.reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/13a0i07/housingwhere_to_live_megathread_for_may/ tl;dr: Paisley by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 25th May 2023 5:14pm)
  • The one in the ASDA carpark at Toryglen. The Google reviews (2.6, but fuck knows how it's that high) all talk about how long it takes, and with good reason. Both times I've been it's felt like you're being filmed for some YouTube channel where people laugh at how frustrated customers get. Or some torture-based gameshow. Always an absolute shit-heap outside it too. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 30th May 2023 1:25pm)
  • "Got woken up"? You're not staying there are you?! by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 31st May 2023 9:50am)
  • Non-GlasgowLive footage: https://twitter.com/graemebrown86/status/1663881243719524352 Check out the guy telling every outlet they can use his video, and then denying GlasgowLive. Excellent. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 31st May 2023 3:24pm)
  • When they played that show they were (or Noel was) already signed to Columbia publishing, who published Creation songwriters (and were obviously part of Sony who bought out Creation) so the likelihood that a band published by the people who published most Creation stuff were unknown to the boss of Creation is a bit of a stretch. Fuck GlasgowLive anyway, shit 'journalism' aside, it's absolutely toxic. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 31st May 2023 4:39pm)
  • > what a relief to get off at central and breathe fresh air The only time that has ever been said, I expect. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 1st Jun 2023 7:13pm)
  • Leftfield at the Barras was one of the best things I've ever seen in my life. Anybody with even a passing interest in them and at a loose end would be insane not to take this. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 1st Jun 2023 7:12pm)
  • If your kids are fighting you're not a very good parent. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 3rd Jun 2023 7:50pm)
  • The game? Sunday? This isn't the Thistle game. Fuck off spammer cunt. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 6th Jun 2023 8:33am)
  • > their house being up a hill Kings Park by any chance? A house in Kings Park got a dog that you can hear from fucking miles away, and their next door neighbours sold their house very soon after, which I expect was no coincidence. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 11th Jun 2023 2:23pm)
  • Awrite Mick. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 11th Jun 2023 7:52pm)
  • If you can't see the stickied thread at the top of the page, you won't have any more luck than all the people who do find it. As far as advice, you'll probably be living in Paisley, so just decide if you want to get the bus or the train through to Glasgow each day. People who live in Paisley say it's coming up. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 12th Jun 2023 3:13pm)
  • Take your kid into Monorail; they can sit with a juice while you look at records and talk to Stephen Pastel. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 13th Jun 2023 8:19am)
  • > Clowns are lucky I didn't start swinging, especially after the recent news of the **woman and her son who were camping and a guy was sitting near by and attacked the woman at night**. By you? You sound like a lunatic. Camp further away. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 13th Jun 2023 2:43pm)
  • > I don’t really know why you’d stay there. It's pretty much the only nice hotel in the southside (the southside is a pretty popular place to visit), and they're good at keeping steaming dicks out of the bar. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 14th Jun 2023 2:00pm)
  • Not really. I saw some guy up at the flagpole a couple of nights ago as the sun was going down, blatantly cruising, so I got my willy out so he could have a look, asked him if he wanted to have some fun, and he was *quite* rude. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 14th Jun 2023 4:52pm)
  • I'm on my way to Tesco to buy up all the water, before some absolute idiots start panic-buying. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 14th Jun 2023 8:35pm)
  • Saw Banksy doing a thing at The Arches with Jamie Reid once. He put a *Banksy* stencil on the tiles on the wall of Midland Street that night and it was there for years after that, and he did one of the monkeys with the sign in a doorway up the top of Buchanan Street. Now he's as interesting as a Live Love Laugh sign. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Jun 2023 8:57am)
  • You'll be Waiting In Vain for that booking fee refund. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Jun 2023 10:07am)
  • Even Banksy acknowledges he gets his ideas from this French cunt: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blek_le_Rat by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Jun 2023 10:06am)
  • Oh, OK. Haven't been down that way since the last time I went to Pressure years ago. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Jun 2023 10:49am)
  • > its to understand why they feel that way. It's because they're religious. So fuck their opinion. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Jun 2023 12:23pm)
  • It isn't murder you stupid, horrible cunt. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Jun 2023 12:30pm)
  • If it's for upcoming concerts, don't be taking them down. Find somewhere that has them up and ask nicely if they'll keep them for you once the event has been. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Jun 2023 1:17pm)
  • Started off years ago with stickers saying that Property 4U was shady, but they seem to have expanded their allegations. There was a bent road sign in Castlemilk that had a 'Zubair bent this sign' sticker on it for a long time, which makes me doubt the veracity of the rest of the allegations a bit. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 15th Jun 2023 8:41pm)
  • Zubair made all the potholes. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Jun 2023 8:47am)
  • A foetus is not a baby. Thinking that a foetus is a baby is down there with believing in chem trails and a flat Earth, which I don't doubt you've at least considered. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Jun 2023 8:46am)
  • Can't be long before wee fannies are cutting about with guns here. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Jun 2023 8:50am)
  • If you point a plant at a window it bends towards the light you fucking idiot. You're either religious or American, but either way, you need to go fuck yourself. I'd hate to be you. Or your kids. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Jun 2023 3:48pm)
  • On GlasgowLive in 5... 4... 3... by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Jun 2023 7:44pm)
  • I've got a very happy kid here. I dread to think about the state of yours. You stupid, fat, racist, crackpot fuck. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 16th Jun 2023 7:42pm)
  • > you're less likely to get into a aggressive situation if you've got a girl with you. That's not much help to this sub. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 19th Jun 2023 8:46am)
  • > Thanks for the tips Something nobody who works for Scotsman Group will ever have cause to say. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 19th Jun 2023 9:06am)
  • > told me him and his pals will give me a right proper Glasgow smile if I cross his way next time as I was ‘ A cunt that’s not willing to support the Glasgow community’. I just told him ‘go for it’ ! Not sure if it's how you've typed this, but this is incredibly difficult to believe. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 19th Jun 2023 1:23pm)
  • Modern books? Really? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 19th Jun 2023 1:30pm)
  • > society ignoring and failing boys due to the over-correction made by improving the situation for girls. Holy fuck you're utterly insane. I'm glad you're a virgin, and you're going to stay that way. Yer da doesn't count. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 19th Jun 2023 6:59pm)
  • Does she think things are improving for women? Does she think things are improving a bit too much, and she should get back in the kitchen? If this person is real I feel very sorry for her. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Jun 2023 7:28am)
  • Hope you find it. I'd be gutted if I lost my wean's first painting. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Jun 2023 10:02am)
  • Come off it. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Jun 2023 10:10am)
  • Illustrating Dennistoun wit a photo of the Cathedral. Quality GlasgowLive. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Jun 2023 11:31am)
  • Looking forward to seeing this paraphrased, and riddled with spelling and grammar errors, on GlasgowLive later. Hope you're doing alright though, OP. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Jun 2023 11:52am)
  • Have we found one of the GlasgowLive twats..? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Jun 2023 2:42pm)
  • Nope, that would be the right way to do it. Obviously. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Jun 2023 2:40pm)
  • Go in and speak to them. If you email them they'll only invite you for a chat anyway (or ignore you). Go around and tell them why you're a good fit for their crowd/offering. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Jun 2023 3:03pm)
  • The Side Bar is definitely the first place any visitor to Glasgow should check out. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Jun 2023 3:56pm)
  • It's closer than you think. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Jun 2023 4:07pm)
  • To save you a click to that shit website, it's TK Maxx on Sauchiehall Street. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Jun 2023 4:53pm)
  • Correct, and this thing failing would appear to be for the best. Big differences. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Jun 2023 6:54pm)
  • [2/5 on Google] (https://www.google.com/search?q=halliday+campbell+WS&rlz=1C5CHFA_enGB894GB894&oq=halliday+campbell+WS&aqs=chrome..69i57.4241j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8) by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Jun 2023 6:54pm)
  • The law firm that they're using, who wrote that letter - that glowing review of the whole business - are sitting at a whopping 2/5 stars on Google Reviews. And none of the negative reviews are anything to do with this. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Jun 2023 6:53pm)
  • Unions are good, cults masquerading as unions are not. Hope that's simple enough for you. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Jun 2023 7:03pm)
  • Craig Murray doing his best to defend what happened, LIVE on Twitter right now... https://twitter.com/CraigMurrayOrg/with_replies by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Jun 2023 7:05pm)
  • So a law firm that can't see past the massive legal failings of this organisation is probably reputable? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Jun 2023 7:49pm)
  • You don't really know what unions are supposed to do, I don't think. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Jun 2023 7:48pm)
  • You need to bite another dog to pass it on. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 21st Jun 2023 7:51pm)
  • Baffling why this is downvoted. Whatever school you went to, it's pretty fucking hard to deny. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 22nd Jun 2023 8:33am)
  • "battlefield road in Shawlands" wtf? Battlefield Road is in Battlefield. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 22nd Jun 2023 12:32pm)
  • Looks like it was even more expensive and they changed the headline, but the estate agent is too stupid to fix this: "A deposit of £525.00 is required upfront with a full month's rent in advance of £525.00." by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 22nd Jun 2023 1:05pm)
  • I've lived Southside for about twenty years and I'd say it was definitely getting better. There's more to do now. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 22nd Jun 2023 7:03pm)
  • Fuck off, this is the third thread about this. Who cares? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 22nd Jun 2023 7:05pm)
  • This sub is Hipster Celtic through and through. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Jun 2023 8:22am)
  • What does that even mean? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Jun 2023 8:34am)
  • > Ignorance is bliss my friend. I bet. Must be nice. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Jun 2023 8:52am)
  • Fucking hell, what a way to ruin the memory of a concert that would be. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Jun 2023 8:52am)
  • Right, well that's way off. Way to over-analyse an anonymous stranger on the internet and get it completely wrong though. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Jun 2023 9:08am)
  • That's never an hour. Half an hour tops, unless you're utterly fucked. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Jun 2023 9:54am)
  • https://www.reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/14896t5/channel_4_show_where_a_guy_cuts_about_wellhouse/ by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Jun 2023 10:11am)
  • A few cans in Queens Park. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Jun 2023 2:15pm)
  • Has he got a stall or is he just walking up and down the street with a bag of rabbits or something? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Jun 2023 2:38pm)
  • Heraghty's is a dump. Nice people but it's too small, the toilet stinks and there's not much behind the bar. The furniture's tiny too. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 23rd Jun 2023 5:48pm)
  • Ours was called the Spit Pit, and it had a gate at the top so the person could be shut in. It saw plenty of action too. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 25th Jun 2023 7:53am)
  • It's a really old fashioned way of saying he got malkied. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Jun 2023 8:37am)
  • No it definitely isn't. Just Googled it and Wikipedia even has that wrong. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Jun 2023 9:14am)
  • I've only ever heard it mean headbutt. The rich tapestry of language, eh? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Jun 2023 9:40am)
  • Nobody in Giffnock is wearing Palm Angels t-shirts. Giffnock's posh. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Jun 2023 11:47am)
  • Yep. The guy arguing that it wasn't has deleted his post, too. Lol. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Jun 2023 12:17pm)
  • > bumped into him at a bus stop. I'll leave it there 😄👏🏼 Did he batter you? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Jun 2023 12:42pm)
  • Sorry mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Jun 2023 1:43pm)
  • No, I'm not. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Jun 2023 4:58pm)
  • Promising footballer. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Jun 2023 7:24pm)
  • Then a teacher saying how he was such a lively boy. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Jun 2023 7:26pm)
  • Yeah, cunts from Thornliebank drink there. Any cunt who's actually got money isn't buying that garbage. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Jun 2023 7:25pm)
  • Lol, Panda Dunks? Really? They're cutting about in Jordan Ones, same as every other wee fud right now. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 26th Jun 2023 7:53pm)
  • In the next month?! Enjoy living in Paisley. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 27th Jun 2023 12:11pm)
  • Funny how many folk were creaming themselves at the thought of this being 'a Banksy' though. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 27th Jun 2023 6:30pm)
  • > An epic fail of a project. Just about every Scottish news outlet covered it, and folk on here were going mental, but OK. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 28th Jun 2023 8:48am)
  • Remember where you are. On this sub anybody who drinks pints and talks about football rather than going to poetry readings at Tchai Ovna is a 'chav'. Disgusting working class people. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 28th Jun 2023 8:53am)
  • Unemployed and hungry, but you won the *moral victory*. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 28th Jun 2023 8:51am)
  • Lol, a fucking Qashqai is definitely not a "big fuck off SUV". by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 28th Jun 2023 8:59am)
  • > Why is it that this work is affordable when we're in the global eye, but not when it's just normal taxpayers getting bicycle punctures or damaging their cars? Not sure how recently you moved here, but it's because because the council do not give one flying fuck about us. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 28th Jun 2023 8:58am)
  • So just Maggie May's then? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 28th Jun 2023 8:55am)
  • > All of us rolling about on tandem bikes All of us rolling about on tandem bikes, probably. Tandem cargo bikes. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 28th Jun 2023 9:00am)
  • Totally agree, it's an English word from what? Thirty years ago? Anybody using it sounds like they're completely detached from reality, and would probably presume anybody without a degree is beneath them. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 28th Jun 2023 9:34am)
  • Maybe they like what you consider to be "trendy bars". Maybe that's where their mates, or their kind of people, work. Maybe they like the customers, the conditions and the hours in "trendy bars" more than wiping arses. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 28th Jun 2023 11:08am)
  • Person who did this - and the people who like it - blatant have coasters for their herbal tea with 'Glaikit', 'Gallus', 'Patter' and whatever the fuck else on them. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 28th Jun 2023 11:10am)
  • Used to often be on the same 66 as him after the Scotia. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 28th Jun 2023 11:44am)
  • Oh the banter. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 28th Jun 2023 12:41pm)
  • OnlyFans. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 28th Jun 2023 1:39pm)
  • > We’re supposed to be encouraging people to have a plant based diet as well. Who the fuck is "we"? You and your wanky wee VL pals? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 28th Jun 2023 1:38pm)
  • Ooh, nice. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 28th Jun 2023 1:45pm)
  • One of them's going out with a Kardashian. They're hardly Fugazi. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Jun 2023 8:07pm)
  • Much like the artist doesn't drive the tour bus or clean the venue afterwards, this is nothing to do with them. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 29th Jun 2023 8:06pm)
  • They were a punk band. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Jun 2023 8:41am)
  • As if you don't know what those are. If you genuinely didn't know what Yeezys are you'd have Googled it like a normal person instead of announcing how above it you are. Any money you say 'sportsball' as well ya fud. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Jun 2023 8:54am)
  • LOL I'm so clever, look at me slagging something that most people will find funny. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Jun 2023 8:51am)
  • Exactly, and all these fannies on here who've only ever been to a Kwik Fit with their Fiat 500 up in arms about something they know fuck all about. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Jun 2023 8:56am)
  • So obvious you're not actually from Glasgow, leave out the "we". by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 30th Jun 2023 9:03am)
  • Pink Peacock is vacant. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Jul 2023 9:40am)
  • Yup, mate lives in a flat opposite, he heard the noise first then saw some twats in boilersuits smashing motors. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Jul 2023 5:07pm)
  • A school in one of the nicest areas in Glasgow is a shithole? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Jul 2023 6:39pm)
  • > it feels like a lot of people like to bully the independent places just because they can... Absolutely. And we've seen the damage that can do. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Jul 2023 6:36pm)
  • Law has changed and these are enforceable now. Asda really don't want people parking there for free and going to events at Hampden for several hours, so you have to [book it and pay](https://www.justpark.com/uk/parking/glasgow/s/prospecthill-road-glasgow-g42-0ae/) at that one. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Jul 2023 6:41pm)
  • I hope you never have to visit a real shithole. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Jul 2023 6:46pm)
  • Some people just like sitting in a car in a supermarket carpark for more than three hours. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Jul 2023 7:05pm)
  • Yes but Up tHE wUUUrkErs! Fuck the full story! Revolution! If we work together we can get everywhere to shut! Victory! by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Jul 2023 7:11pm)
  • It's literally in this story. "Any issues raised by [environmental health] were dealt with immediately and we were authorised to reopen within 72 hours." by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Jul 2023 7:17pm)
  • Honestly mate, don't talk logically to this weirdo, that isn't something he understands. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Jul 2023 7:23pm)
  • > this does seem a bit over the top. These things are about the drama more than the end result though. And since the story is being framed like this, I'm sure people will boycott the Note, it'll have to shut down, and no-one will have a job. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Jul 2023 7:32pm)
  • [Here's one.](https://www.money.co.uk/guides/do-you-have-to-pay-private-parking-tickets) And [another one.](https://www.moneysupermarket.com/car-insurance/private-parking-tickets/) [Citizens Advice.](https://www.citizensadvice.org.uk/scotland/law-and-courts/parking-tickets/appealing-parking-tickets/parking-tickets-on-private-land-s/) by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Jul 2023 7:37pm)
  • Caring about workers being out of a job has been quite a thing for me on here lately... by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 3rd Jul 2023 9:25pm)
  • > old man You really do live in an alternative reality of your own imagining, don't you? Edit: Just looked at your post history and you literally do. Makes sense now. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Jul 2023 7:40am)
  • This is the most sensible - and accurate - things that's been said on that whole debacle. Understanding the reality doesn't get you those sweet upvotes that come from being a reactionary areshole though, as we've seen (twice now). The vast majority of Saramago staff who didn't strike yet still lost their jobs but that somehow has become irrelevant. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Jul 2023 7:45am)
  • > What you entitled, horrible harassing fucks did around Saramago and CCA was a disgraceful exercise in ignorance, harm and futility. Perfectly put. Exactly. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Jul 2023 8:01am)
  • Nope, it's a fact that the vast majority of Saramago staff did not want to strike. That place shut because of a small minority (and a massive online mob). by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Jul 2023 8:00am)
  • Totally unrelated to the ridiculous handling of the Saramago shambles I'm sure. People in roles like that for so long leave all the time... by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Jul 2023 9:03am)
  • Maybe the staff like working with each other, and maybe they like working in a music venue. But yeah, fuck it, they can work in McDonald's, because hospitality staff are basically just servants, right? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Jul 2023 12:34pm)
  • > You shouldn't comment on a dispute if you don't really understand what's happening, it's pretty rude As if that matters here. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Jul 2023 12:32pm)
  • I know, I'm agreeing with you. It's a cesspit here. Stuns me that half these people live in Glasgow. Although even if they live here, I think they only interact with the world via the internet, so I don't know if that counts. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Jul 2023 12:50pm)
  • It was Thatcher, supposedly. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Jul 2023 1:31pm)
  • > Staying at st Enochs square St Enoch Hotel? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Jul 2023 2:17pm)
  • [OK, hope it's improved](https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g186534-d1312645-Reviews-St_Enoch_Hotel-Glasgow_Scotland.html)! Otherwise that could be all the adventure you need. You're really near the Solid Rock, which will probably be playing Motley Crue and Def Leppard for that whole 48 hours. Loads of people attending the gig will be drinking in there. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Jul 2023 2:55pm)
  • Sound, he's away because the CCA is looking so good right now. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 4th Jul 2023 10:41pm)
  • Nope, certainly not. I think you're a fanny but it's all just chat. Doing that (and I know because it's been done to me) is beyond the realm of internet-argument. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Jul 2023 11:00am)
  • No idea who that is. But you should probably go for a walk or something. Deep breaths. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Jul 2023 11:08am)
  • https://oldglasgowpubs.com/find-a-pub by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 5th Jul 2023 2:56pm)
  • Horrible things for cunts. Aren't they they most-seized dogs nowadays, already? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 6th Jul 2023 2:18pm)
  • > Nothing up wi being a junkie, just embarrassed I look like wan. You should be more embarrassed that you go out your way to type like that. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 6th Jul 2023 8:52pm)
  • Grunting Growler sounds like a euphemism for some old woman's fanny. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 7th Jul 2023 8:49am)
  • Me and my mates got tickets for £8, so I guess that £8 was the booking fee. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th Jul 2023 10:07am)
  • There are still tickets for all sections available, including standing. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th Jul 2023 10:54am)
  • Honestly don't know, I just got the text asking if I fancied it. Probably a link on a forum somewhere, or a friend of a workmate or one of those things. He got free Motley Crue tickets too. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 8th Jul 2023 10:53am)
  • Train from Waverley to Queen Street, walk down to Central, train from Central to Pollokshaws Wast. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 9th Jul 2023 1:14pm)
  • Yeah, oops. Meant east. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 9th Jul 2023 2:36pm)
  • That was amazing. A whole new low. 'Thing that happens all the time and has happened for millions of years happens again'. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 9th Jul 2023 4:02pm)
  • There's a gypsy site there, probably just junk that showmen have left lying around. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 9th Jul 2023 4:51pm)
  • Glasgow is dirty, the people are backward, everything is closing and the public transport is fucked, but it's still better than Dundee. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Jul 2023 8:27am)
  • Public transport in London is amazing. There's a tube every 90 seconds on the main routes. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Jul 2023 10:22am)
  • Mad how 'bribes' got rebranded as 'donations'. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Jul 2023 12:54pm)
  • I live in Glasgow. The London Underground is centuries ahead. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Jul 2023 12:56pm)
  • > Lots of people park in battlefield Even people who live in Battlefield struggle to park there. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 10th Jul 2023 3:57pm)
  • Little Hoi An by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Jul 2023 7:42am)
  • Owner is a cunt though. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Jul 2023 2:17pm)
  • Hope you told her yous had worked in a shop, and therefore deserved better service. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Jul 2023 2:17pm)
  • Slater's. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Jul 2023 2:30pm)
  • > we enjoyed the physical pain it caused her Good for you, what a victory. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Jul 2023 3:58pm)
  • Some cyclist asked him not to park his stupid little sports car in the cycle lane, and this coked-up fud tried to go for him. It was all on video, and there was a thread about it here. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Jul 2023 4:01pm)
  • Croftfoot? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 11th Jul 2023 4:05pm)
  • Visiting Dumbarton? Are you from Dundee? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 12th Jul 2023 8:33am)
  • > Prayers go to her Lol by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 12th Jul 2023 12:41pm)
  • Moving out in August and you haven't started looking for where to live? You should be asking what he best area to live in Paisley is. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 12th Jul 2023 1:53pm)
  • Yeah shut up. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 12th Jul 2023 4:27pm)
  • > Hell the ex-leader of the UDF lives there Yeah because he's got money. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 12th Jul 2023 4:40pm)
  • > I have two that have always gone over well. They can't have gone over that well if you keep having first dates. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 12th Jul 2023 6:44pm)
  • It definitely is not still open, it closed twenty years ago. Houses now, I think. Went there with school though. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 13th Jul 2023 11:33am)
  • Best Kebab by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 13th Jul 2023 11:42am)
  • Those HEBS adverts were great. That smack one, [the acid one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy6S1n7eZzE), and various other harrowing warnings popping up on TV at teatime. Doubt you get that sort of thing anymore. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 13th Jul 2023 1:13pm)
  • And presumably you're not on heroin. Ad did the job! by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 13th Jul 2023 2:03pm)
  • Infographic is pretty meaningless without a link to the article. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 13th Jul 2023 2:44pm)
  • They stopped doing road markings years ago. A whole generation of drivers have never seen a box junction. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 13th Jul 2023 4:55pm)
  • Fucking hell, yes. What a comparison. That absolute shit is the complete opposite of these. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 13th Jul 2023 7:32pm)
  • I feel like [this excellent site](https://www.taps-aff.co.uk/) already covers such things. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th Jul 2023 5:22pm)
  • You're a shit person. Bet you've got a canvas picture of New York skyline on your wall. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 18th Jul 2023 7:35pm)
  • > No idea why he was at the GOMA It's an advert for the Banksy show. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 19th Jul 2023 9:30am)
  • Clockwork for before the show. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 19th Jul 2023 10:47am)
  • Curious as to whether or not the other 19 co-signed this. Nobody seems to have signed it, in fact. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 19th Jul 2023 9:56pm)
  • Thanks to the person sending me Reddit suicide prevention page at 4am this morning. The type of person doing that at that time probably needs to read that stuff themselves. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Jul 2023 7:39am)
  • Well... No. absolutely none of the above, you deranged weirdo. This is nothing like the Saramago debacle, and Unite operate entirely differently to the IWW. Honestly, there's something wrong with you mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Jul 2023 7:35am)
  • It's the new way. Gives internet nerds something to feel involved with too. The realities don't really matter when you can be part of a nice big internet pile-on. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Jul 2023 9:24am)
  • People downvoting your first-hand experience. Standard Reddit denial of reality. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Jul 2023 9:21am)
  • Nope, it's just weird seeing a statement on the internet when there's no source. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Jul 2023 11:05am)
  • Posted on Twitter, with no individual's name attributed to it, by a third-party organisation? Got it, cheers. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Jul 2023 12:13pm)
  • > millionaires BAhahahahahahaha! Done more graft than you'll ever do, you sad wee fanny. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Jul 2023 2:22pm)
  • > Truly a life well lived Quality patter considering you live yours in a literal PlayStation fantasy world. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Jul 2023 4:44pm)
  • Love the "old man" patter from you, you silly wee gimp. You genuinely spend most of your time trying to patronise other specky shut-ins in a fucking video game sub. Look at yourself, fuck's sake. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 20th Jul 2023 4:42pm)
  • Gasp by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Jul 2023 8:34am)
  • This one especially: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K87L6CJavmQ by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Jul 2023 10:43am)
  • Must be trolling. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Jul 2023 10:42am)
  • Fuck's sake. Bet they got somebody's stuff off them pretty quickly with that approach, the scummy wee cunts. It'll be in the news soon enough, polis will claim they're 'Stepping up patrols in the area', they'll do fuck all and it'll just keep happening. Regularly take that route out to Drumpellier, won't be now. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Jul 2023 2:55pm)
  • There's more that two. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Jul 2023 4:26pm)
  • "Riding a moped wearing a balaclava" is a pretty good description of the sort of cunt you want to avoid. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 21st Jul 2023 7:18pm)
  • Probably sound like a bam. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 22nd Jul 2023 10:41am)
  • He's seen one, but he watched it several hundred times. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 22nd Jul 2023 11:24am)
  • This is the kind of comment that happens when you spend more time playing video games than breathing fresh air. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 22nd Jul 2023 11:31am)
  • As if people who like the absolute shit that RHCP shite out give a fuck about the singer being a rapist. Live near Hampden and I'm dreading the state of cunts going to this. Fuck RHCP and fuck anybody paying to go and see them. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 22nd Jul 2023 10:55pm)
  • Osama Bin Laden's living room. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 23rd Jul 2023 4:46pm)
  • Allison Arms by a million miles. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Jul 2023 6:59am)
  • Not really the place to start a conversation with a stranger. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Jul 2023 6:59am)
  • The IRA marchers are Celtic, the Nazis are Rangers. Basic stuff. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Jul 2023 10:09am)
  • > What are the knuckle draggers marching for this time?? Which ones? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Jul 2023 10:16am)
  • Like with a balaclava? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Jul 2023 10:39am)
  • https://uk.indeed.com/q-support-worker-l-glasgow-jobs.html?vjk=2cb34aa3e4873935 by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Jul 2023 10:37am)
  • Yup. Absolute embarrassment of double standards on this sub. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Jul 2023 11:08am)
  • In this case I think it's the ones who have stopped traffic to march down the street banging drums singing about terrorists that are being provcative. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Jul 2023 11:45am)
  • Do you lie awake and think of me? Does an anonymous internet stranger really play on your mind THIS much? Mate. Honestly. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Jul 2023 1:59pm)
  • > anti Irish/ catholic hatred It's a pro-IRA march. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Jul 2023 2:06pm)
  • But you won't, though. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Jul 2023 2:13pm)
  • Thanks for thinking of me as much as you obviously do. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Jul 2023 2:44pm)
  • I'm anti- the way IWW operate, and while I think Unite made a bit of a mess of what happened at the Note, I don't really have an opinion on them either way. Love how much you've built up what you think somebody (that you don't even know) thinks about something. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Jul 2023 3:00pm)
  • Wow, you're unhinged. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Jul 2023 3:39pm)
  • Did you even read my reply there, you deranged fantasist? The fact that you care so, so much about what an anonymous internet stranger thinks is one thing, to get that wrong and for that to make you angry is an entirely different thing. I do suspect you might have some sort of mental health issue though, so I'm going to stop replying. Hope you've got a good support network. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Jul 2023 3:38pm)
  • I don't see any huns doing it either. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Jul 2023 4:27pm)
  • You are projecting so hard. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Jul 2023 4:24pm)
  • You again? Away to fuck you creep. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 24th Jul 2023 10:22pm)
  • The IRA supporters support Celtic, and the ones protesting the march support Rangers. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th Jul 2023 7:22am)
  • The march was in support of IRA terrorists, an the other guys didn't like that. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th Jul 2023 7:21am)
  • > 90% of our media is pretty blatant about peddling propoganda from government / business in order to keep us happy eating shit and blaming it on some other underserved demographic /r/im14andthisisdeep/ by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th Jul 2023 7:25am)
  • Clockwork is quiet during the day, and it's big and airy. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th Jul 2023 8:30am)
  • You do know that Gerry Cinnamon isn't the first person to dress like that? This guy looks like a Poundland Keith Richards, Gerry Cinnamon dresses like a shitty mixture of John Lennon and Liam Gallagher. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 25th Jul 2023 8:46am)
  • I used to hate this too, but it's what happens now, because people are selfish, entitled cunts. So just deal with it. Wear headphones or something. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Jul 2023 9:11am)
  • > Reeks of someone with no life experience when they say stuff like that. Somebody that just sits in all day and doesn’t experience the real world. Yep. Might as well save this to my clipboard for posting under about half the things that are typed on this sub. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Jul 2023 5:58pm)
  • > Raise your hand up Careful now. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Jul 2023 5:56pm)
  • Not really a good argument to bring into this if you're a Celtic fan though, is it? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Jul 2023 6:00pm)
  • Downvoted for presenting the facts. Classic /r/glasgow by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Jul 2023 6:45pm)
  • Totally, I thought Separate Entity was another way of claiming Rangers aren't actually Rangers following the financial debacle. Still though, having a pop at a club for financial irregularity is a bit rich coming from Celtic supporters. If we're bringing operational morality into the argument, I wouldn't say that CFC had the upper hand. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 26th Jul 2023 9:50pm)
  • "What's Springburn like to live?" "What was that noise in Govan last night?" "Where's good for coffee?" by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 27th Jul 2023 7:16am)
  • You're right about the first part but that saying is absolutely not from Glasgow. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 27th Jul 2023 8:40am)
  • > Defending these tanks is like defending cancer. Awful, awful take. Fuck you. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 27th Jul 2023 7:12pm)
  • You. Are. Insane. Unless you're trolling. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 27th Jul 2023 11:09pm)
  • Comparing a car that annoys you to something that ruins lives every day is pathetic. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 27th Jul 2023 11:07pm)
  • Exactly. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Jul 2023 8:43am)
  • Dog shit on the ground has definitely got worse in the last couple of years. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Jul 2023 10:57am)
  • Improved since the 80s and 90s in various ways (apart from music) for sure, but it's gone right downhill since about 2010. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Jul 2023 4:49pm)
  • Is this a joke? London. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Jul 2023 5:23pm)
  • I'm not disputing why it happened, I'm just saying that it happened ffs. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Jul 2023 5:20pm)
  • Correct, I'm talking about Glasgow music in a thread about Glasgow in the Glasgow sub. Didn't think that would need explained, but I guess somebody in their late (presumably) fifties needs that pointed out, so thanks for doing so. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Jul 2023 6:33pm)
  • Glasgow music you moron. Says it all that Deacon Blue are the only local band you mention here. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Jul 2023 7:01pm)
  • > fam Urgh. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Jul 2023 7:01pm)
  • Mixed Up on Otago Lane by a considerable way, especially for that stuff. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 28th Jul 2023 7:08pm)
  • God, you're obsessed with me. I love it. I'm siding with the managers of Saramago because I know the full story, and I don't have a clue about the Note. Seems a shame the place got closed and everyone lost their jobs though. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 29th Jul 2023 10:22am)
  • Actually not Monorail if they're a Britpop person. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 29th Jul 2023 10:39am)
  • Same as yesterday when this was last asked. Mixed Up in Otago Lane for secondhand, Monorail for new. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 29th Jul 2023 10:38am)
  • Yep, a cargo down by the river works too. Wait for the Clutha to open, go there for some pints and food (if the food isn't on you can go and get a Shwarma King and take it in), then off to the Scotia, then train. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 29th Jul 2023 10:37am)
  • I stayed in Australia for a bit, and one of the first things that was really obvious after a couple of days was that despite it being a 26-hour journey, it was like stepping off the plane into a place very like Scotland. Just that the weather was nicer, the people were friendlier, the food was better, the place was clean, everybody seemed happy, there were jobs, and there was so much open space. So I can't really help. I think there's a reason so many Scots emigrate to Australia and NZ. Good luck though. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Jul 2023 9:19am)
  • It's better than here by a considerable distance. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Jul 2023 9:23am)
  • > world famous tattoo artists Not really a reason to move around the world though, is it? Once they've got their tattoos, then what do they do for the entire rest of their lives? Assuming they aren't Wiccan. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Jul 2023 9:20am)
  • > friendly people lol by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Jul 2023 9:26am)
  • > they can travel about the city with ease Ooft. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Jul 2023 9:25am)
  • > Did it find anything interesting in your area? Moss, a pile of leaves and those little double yellow stripes that you sometimes see painted on the kerb. Would it be worth going through these and taking out the errors in identification? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Jul 2023 10:33am)
  • Main thing for me was how much space there is. I've only stayed in Brisbane and in Melbourne, but it felt so much airier than here. Streets are wider, there's room for everybody to move, and so many more people had personal space like gardens. The sky was so big, and it felt so much less claustrophobic than here. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Jul 2023 11:10am)
  • Food in the Smiddy's shite. It's a chain pub, and the chain it belongs to is the biggest pub chain in the UK. Place looks quaint but it's really average. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Jul 2023 11:49am)
  • Cool list. Melbourne (where they're coming from) is 34 on the list, and Glasgow is 92. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Jul 2023 1:34pm)
  • > one of the good things about Glasgow is that it has good public transport You have got to be joking. A subway that barely covers anywhere, unreliable buses (and none at night), and basically no taxis. The public transport in Glasgow is famously woeful. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Jul 2023 1:37pm)
  • Saw the guys doing the fibre broadband roadworks fill a pothole. I guess they had the stuff so just tossed it in the hole, which is great, but not exactly their responsibility. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Jul 2023 3:24pm)
  • Which Glasgow bands played at TRNSMT? Which Glasgow labels had a showcase there? Don't you get it? I'm talking about current bands from Glasgow. Gong were founded by an Australian in Paris in the '60s, so they don't have very much to do with the current Glasgow music scene for fuck's sake. I'm not talking about touring bands, that's got fuck all to do with the music being made (or not) in Glasgow in 2023. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Jul 2023 4:42pm)
  • I know all about Gong - I've even been to see them - and I spent half my life working in music, which is why I'm informed enough to tell you you're talking absolute shite. There's loads of amazing new music everywhere, just not Glasgow. There used to be great music coming out of Glasgow, and now there's not. Obviously based on what you do like, you aren't going to like modern music, but I'm glad you finally understand that you saying that Glasgow has a good music scene because fucking Duran Duran passed through is very stupid. Guaranteed you smoke a fucking lot of weed. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Jul 2023 4:56pm)
  • Yep, the only real plus points are free uni and the fact that it's somewhat easy to get on a plane and go to *another country*. If the good thing about somewhere is that it's easy to leave, it really isn't very good. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Jul 2023 5:17pm)
  • OK, public transport in Glasgow is slightly better than having no public transport at all. But compared to anywhere else in the civilised world, it's dogshit. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Jul 2023 5:15pm)
  • I hope it's not an absurd idea to suggest that posting this on a computer sub might be a better idea. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 30th Jul 2023 5:51pm)
  • Always thought that was the best era of Optimo, but maybe that was just me at the time. Felt like a nice change, especially not knowing how long it was going to be there for. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 31st Jul 2023 9:17am)
  • It was 13th Note West too. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 31st Jul 2023 9:54am)
  • I think if it was Creme de la Creme OP would have mentioned the waterfall in the window. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 31st Jul 2023 10:24am)
  • Saw Ice Cube at the Barras years ago, and nobody was allowed to leave because somebody got stabbed. Polis wanted to search and speak to everybody, so everyone had to stand about all sweaty with all the lights on and I missed my train home. That was when they installed the metal detectors. There used ot be fights at hip-hop nights in Glasgow all the time back then, with the southside boys boxing everybody else. Probably just be a bunch of wee fannies at the Hydro one though, since Ice Cube has been in films and stuff now. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 31st Jul 2023 8:23pm)
  • Probably just some cunt wanting a fight. He could easily have been a Rangers supporter and was hoping you'd say you were Celtic. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 31st Jul 2023 8:26pm)
  • That's exactly what I said. It'll just be a bunch of wee fannies now. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 31st Jul 2023 9:40pm)
  • I mean films your mum will have seen. Three Kings. And no, the Southside hip-hop guys. Used to always cause it at the Wednesday nights upstairs at the Rat Trap too. Riz used to hang about with them, I remember that, but I don't think he was ever involved in the fighting. The Rat Trap shut because a bouncer got stabbed on one of those nights. Reopened as the Cathouse, obvs. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 1st Aug 2023 6:57am)
  • Didn't you get as far as "Probably just be a bunch of wee fannies at the Hydro one though, since Ice Cube has been in films and stuff now."? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 1st Aug 2023 6:55am)
  • Yeah, I thought so. Cheers. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 1st Aug 2023 6:59pm)
  • Where did you get the KB from? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 2nd Aug 2023 12:24pm)
  • Stupidest thing I've heard for a while. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 4th Aug 2023 10:28am)
  • BMW X5. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 4th Aug 2023 10:44am)
  • Have you just moved here? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 6th Aug 2023 3:17pm)
  • VMS on Brownlie Street. I've used various places over the years and wish I'd found them sooner. Just looked them up and they're at 4.9/5 for 45 reviews on Google, if that means anything. They're brilliant. I got quoted £350 from Best Fit for something I needed done to pass the MOT, and VMS were basically, "Nope, all it needs is this, then that makes the other thing work", and charged me £25. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 7th Aug 2023 4:58pm)
  • It's genuinely because of there being more old people and more fat people. It changed very recently: https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/how-do-pedestrians-cross-the-road-more-slowly-than-they-used-to-j3jg0sbr2 by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 7th Aug 2023 6:31pm)
  • Downvoted for posting a news article explaining the right answer. Oh you guys. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 7th Aug 2023 7:01pm)
  • Oh, OK. I only read the title and thought it was from the point of view of a motorist. Should have realised that it wasn't from the point of view of a motorist when there was nobody in the thread telling them to buy a bike. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 7th Aug 2023 7:17pm)
  • Oh, yeah. 'Cuddly' then. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 7th Aug 2023 7:15pm)
  • Definitely not a Times subscriber, mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 7th Aug 2023 8:10pm)
  • Any money he posts on here. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Aug 2023 7:10am)
  • Opinions? Barr need to keep up with the market? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Aug 2023 8:47am)
  • "Vapes must be banned! Have some of this instead, it'll give you 'energy'!" by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Aug 2023 9:11am)
  • > I live above a bar You're lucky it isn't 1am every night for you. Or 3am, or 4am. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Aug 2023 9:10am)
  • Bet you don't. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Aug 2023 12:49pm)
  • Nah, that's right. It needs to be short, with lots of gel on it. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Aug 2023 2:12pm)
  • 'Here's a message I don't agree with, so I'll share it to 158k more people'. Unless OP stuck it, obviously. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Aug 2023 6:59pm)
  • Bum means arse here you daft cunt. Bum meaning 'geez' is American. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 8th Aug 2023 7:35pm)
  • Can you copy/paste the story for all of us who aren't paying for a Herald subscription? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 9th Aug 2023 3:51pm)
  • Wow, what a pair of absolute cunts you are. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Aug 2023 7:28am)
  • No it's not. I'm not sure why you're so obsessed with me, but you're talking shite. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 10th Aug 2023 10:50am)
  • Somebody's bought a cat, so everybody else has to stop what they're doing. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Aug 2023 1:04pm)
  • > I don't have my own car Oh, we know. Some of us need a car. The world doesn't revolve around you and your easy life. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Aug 2023 1:13pm)
  • Would you like to buy some magic beans? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Aug 2023 2:02pm)
  • Yeah, your life must be very simple. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Aug 2023 3:58pm)
  • That doesn't even make sense. Here's a problem: picking somebody with mobility issues up inside the LEZ, with a non-complaint vehicle. How's that for a problem? If LEZ doesn't affect you, because you don't need a car to live your life, you maybe don't do very much but you shouldn't expect other people to be as dull as you. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 11th Aug 2023 4:39pm)
  • There are good parks for letting off fireworks. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 12th Aug 2023 7:42am)
  • Correct, it's entertainment. Arson is when the city council pay some wee bam to burn down a building where somebody wants to buy the land to build student accommodation. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 12th Aug 2023 8:39am)
  • Fuck all else going on in there so you can probably just walk in. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 12th Aug 2023 9:42am)
  • It's true though. All you do is be angry at people on Reddit. I hope to fuck your real life isn't like that, or you'd be even more of an awful, toxic, bitter, sad human being than it seems like you are. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 12th Aug 2023 7:57pm)
  • Anybody saying "merely" on the internet immediately puts themselves as a total cunt. Heavy incel vibes. Bet you even come out with that patter in real life too, if you even speak to other humans. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 12th Aug 2023 10:32pm)
  • State of you. Get help. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 12th Aug 2023 10:30pm)
  • Hi Jason! by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 13th Aug 2023 10:08am)
  • > here you are at 11pm on a Saturday night Oh the irony. Quick check of Reddit between work and going out, and yet there YOU are, actively arguing with people on a Saturday night. >following me to threads Don't flatter yourself, I was *reading the thread*. That's what Reddit is for. Away to 4Chan. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 13th Aug 2023 10:05am)
  • Absolutely no chance this cunt's from Glasgow. Away to fuck and stop telling cunts from here how to speak, you absolute throbber. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 13th Aug 2023 10:14am)
  • No, you really shouldn't say anything more. You should fuck off and not say anything more at all. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 13th Aug 2023 4:45pm)
  • You're not from Glasgow so don't tell people from Glasgow how to speak. What other cultures do you think you should interfere with? Are you going to post on a Jamaican sub and tell them they shouldn't be speaking patois? Daft cunt. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 14th Aug 2023 8:52am)
  • It's understandable. If you ran a decent retail operation, where would you go? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 14th Aug 2023 8:57am)
  • From Borders to Lush. Glasgow's decline exemplified. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 14th Aug 2023 8:56am)
  • > merely There it is! Nobody ever said that in an internet argument and didn't sound like a total fanny. Fuck knows where you're from but it isn't here. Can't call cunts cunts but you can say "merely" and expect not to look like a total prick? Haha! by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 14th Aug 2023 4:29pm)
  • > The most toxic trait of glaswegians is the insistence on perpetuating tawdry, parochial cultural tics something something blah blah blah Well fuck off to another sub where cunts don't talk like cunts from Glasgow then. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 14th Aug 2023 6:26pm)
  • Because I live in Glasgow where cunts can call each other cunts without some fanny telling them how to speak. If you think your crying on here is going to change the way thousands and thousands of cunts speak, you really might as well fuck off. And definitely don't visit Glasgow. Daft cunt. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 14th Aug 2023 8:58pm)
  • > The only person here trying to enforce speech rules is you Johnny boy. You're saying that cunts can't speak a certain way. I'm telling you that cunts can speak how they like. You're literally trying to enforce speech rules. I'm just baffled by your argument. I'm guessing you're either taking the cunt here, and playing a very long game, or you're mentally unwell, but either way I think this is enough. Cunts here always have and always will speak like this. So get it up you. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Aug 2023 7:26am)
  • I'll bet she did. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Aug 2023 3:17pm)
  • Not really. It's about 1cm high and will always have his sock over it. It's hardly goldenpalace dot com woman. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Aug 2023 3:16pm)
  • If someone was being paid to view flats for you, what incentive would they have to find one, and stop getting paid? "Nah mate, smelled like old dogs and the neighbours are bams. That'll be £50, but let's keep trying." by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Aug 2023 3:52pm)
  • It's more pleasant than in the summer because none of the part-timers are out cycling two-abreast, clogging the place up, and making right turns without looking.. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Aug 2023 7:28pm)
  • Pain in the arse if you're stuck behind them though. Always gets worse when there's cycling on the TV too. MAMILs used to be as bad as it got, now there's all sorts of fuds out there making drivers hate the rest of us. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 15th Aug 2023 10:02pm)
  • At my school there were always rumours that certain lassies did them, but nobody knew of anybody who'd actually had one, much less a genuinely musical one. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 16th Aug 2023 7:57am)
  • > They're pretty underwhelming, if I'm being honest How come? You get a lot of hair in your mouth and it's hard to breathe? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 16th Aug 2023 9:59am)
  • What, you need to show them your banking app?! Fuck that. With TFL the inspectors have a little box and you tap it with your phone and it somehow knows you've paid. No idea how that works but if it exists First should be using that too. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 16th Aug 2023 9:57am)
  • Analogue! Would expect nothing else from First. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 16th Aug 2023 1:57pm)
  • Bahahaha! Love it. You're fucking mentally ill, you. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 16th Aug 2023 4:53pm)
  • You're the only person I've ever said that to, I'm pretty sure. What in the name of holy fuck do you suppose I'm "frightened" of? Your deranged stalking and the fantasy world you bring along with me every time you comment your rambling garbage on anything I post? I could block you of course, but it's generally fascinating that you exist, and the silly little world you inhabit is still morbidly amusing. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 16th Aug 2023 6:39pm)
  • > The state has no right to take a life away from someone like this at such a young age, however bad a crime they committed Away to fuck you. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 16th Aug 2023 7:14pm)
  • Train to Prestwick. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 16th Aug 2023 7:33pm)
  • > Good news for our creative industries. Eh? Soho House is a very expensive members' club. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 16th Aug 2023 7:30pm)
  • And the drinks are very expensive, once you've paid for the privilege of being allowed to buy them. Did some work at the London one once. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 16th Aug 2023 8:13pm)
  • You're talking too much shite to make it worthwhile engaging with you now. I can imagine you as this furious, fizzing, tornado of bitter hatred of the world, a hatred and bitterness that you've basically fostered entirely by yourself and that is the result of a wildly overactive imagination and absolute lack of friends or genuine social engagement, and the only outlet for your bile you have is Reddit. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 16th Aug 2023 10:05pm)
  • Judging by a couple of comments about something that you know nothing about beyond what you've read on the internet, you mean. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 17th Aug 2023 6:31am)
  • > Not one Scottish person to be seen How long did it take you to check 40/50 kids' birth certificates? > it's obvious they were up to no good with how they were acting Because, in your own words, they were "hanging about"? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 22nd Aug 2023 6:53pm)
  • > Get a grip. A grip deals with the equipment, not the location. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 23rd Aug 2023 2:51pm)
  • > But new sports bar opened up so you win some you lose some Is this a win or a loss? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 24th Aug 2023 8:46am)
  • Once you've had a Chinese, and maybe a Greggs, what do you do with the rest of your day/week/life? Is a good Chinese a reason to move somewhere? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 24th Aug 2023 8:45am)
  • That website is so cheesy it almost looks like a parody. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 24th Aug 2023 3:20pm)
  • Glasgow, but any time before about 2015. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 24th Aug 2023 9:47pm)
  • Dunno. Everything had just fizzled out by then. LuckyMe is still good, but most other things were over by then. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 25th Aug 2023 9:29am)
  • Did you think to ask in the supermarket? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 25th Aug 2023 11:10am)
  • But then some people like to support small local independent breweries. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 25th Aug 2023 12:07pm)
  • First time I've ever cried laughing at a post on here. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 26th Aug 2023 7:32am)
  • Ooh, found the badass. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 27th Aug 2023 8:34am)
  • > An Asian man was harassed, if not assaulted, by children who should know better, simply for existing in a different country. Absolutely fuck all to do with that mate. It's because the geezer was doing air-karate next to a swing park. Why you bringing race into it? You got issues there? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 27th Aug 2023 8:40am)
  • Since you've said "weegies" I'm guessing you're one of the folk form Edinburgh. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 27th Aug 2023 8:13pm)
  • So when somebody's been in prison, that's it for them, and they're fucked? Scummy Tory comment. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Aug 2023 10:24am)
  • LMAO by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 30th Aug 2023 1:35pm)
  • > There was the Bible John stuff back in the day Strange use of "back in the day", unless you miss the days of Bible John murdering people. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 31st Aug 2023 8:47am)
  • Yes their fucking is you utter, utter idiot. https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/back-in-the-day by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 31st Aug 2023 10:53am)
  • You, blatantly. "Back in the day" is an absurd phrase to use when talking about this. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 31st Aug 2023 11:27am)
  • Ooh, speaking in Hardman Talk now! Nice. If you think "back in the day" is the best way to describe the time when women were being raped and murdered by Bible John, there's something seriously wrong with you. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 31st Aug 2023 11:44am)
  • Deflecting? I'm being as clear as I can that a phrase that is usually (I'd say always, but 'usually' means 'almost always', so whatever) used when describing a time with fondness was a fucking idiotic phrase to use about this. You trying to be edgy? Daft cunt. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 31st Aug 2023 1:07pm)
  • The fuck you on about "engaging in points I made previous in previous comments"? I'm calling you a cunt for using the phrase "back in the day" in such an inappropriate context. I'm right about this, and you know it, and you're doubling down and rambling shite to try to change the subject. The subject being you using that phrase to describe a time of serial rape and murder. You're a creepy fucking weirdo. Fuck off. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 31st Aug 2023 1:23pm)
  • Keep defending it, keep digging. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 31st Aug 2023 1:56pm)
  • Shhh. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 31st Aug 2023 2:03pm)
  • The Stone Roses played Rooftops. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 2nd Sep 2023 2:44pm)
  • > Very much a tourist place Ideal then, since "I show tourists round for my work". by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 2nd Sep 2023 3:32pm)
  • > lil bitches Said no-one in Glasgow ever. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 3rd Sep 2023 8:48am)
  • Toryglen Asda is close enough for me. A giant fucking supermarket, selling all sorts of things, just a quick walk, drive or cycle away. Love it. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Sep 2023 8:54am)
  • Allison Arms. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Sep 2023 9:17am)
  • The DJs at the 'flagship' night are (at least) in their 50s. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Sep 2023 7:01pm)
  • > Not really keen for the super touristy Stuff by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 9th Sep 2023 12:37pm)
  • > fiat 500 Is this the joke part of your post? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 9th Sep 2023 6:39pm)
  • > wtf is up with Glasgow It's full of total dickheads. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 10th Sep 2023 7:37pm)
  • Do you even leave the house? Is the Daily Mail your window to the world? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 10th Sep 2023 10:27pm)
  • Tory. Kids haven't worn 95s for years. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 10th Sep 2023 10:26pm)
  • It's definitely not posh. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 10th Sep 2023 10:31pm)
  • > They have bams in Bishopbriggs? Is this a joke? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 10th Sep 2023 10:30pm)
  • Said the stupid arsehole who lives their life believing everything they read on the internet. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Sep 2023 8:29am)
  • Not 13/14 year old kids. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Sep 2023 8:32am)
  • Talking absolute shite as ever. Away to fuck and get help. Or at least get off the internet for a while. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Sep 2023 9:18am)
  • Do you dream about me? Or is it only every waking minute that you think about me? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Sep 2023 11:32am)
  • Yup. 'Person fails probationary period because of repeated lateness' would never normally be a 'news' story. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Sep 2023 6:38pm)
  • Is that old rundown/ruined building still at the top of the hill in the woods up there? Absolute dream of a place for those looking to drink a carry out in peace or to take photos of for their 'urbex' project. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Sep 2023 8:16pm)
  • Fuck's sake. That's more of a story than this. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Sep 2023 10:45pm)
  • It's Morrisons in Newlands. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Sep 2023 8:07am)
  • That comment/description that just got posted on it is brilliant. "Prepare to be utterly mesmerized as you take a euphoric ride through the heart of Glasgow, courtesy of the astonishing acid house single "Glasgow N'Acid." This sonic masterpiece is nothing short of a love letter to the city, blending the pulsating rhythms of acid house with a lyrical exploration of its diverse neighborhoods. From the moment you press play, you're catapulted into a relentless, high-octane sonic adventure. The pounding kick drums and hypnotic basslines mirror the relentless energy of Glasgow's streets, while the intricate synthesis weaves an otherworldly tapestry, capturing the very essence of the city's vibrant heartbeat. But what truly sets "Glasgow N'Acid" apart is its lyrical genius. As the artist drops residential areas with poetic finesse, the listener is taken on a whirlwind tour through the city's iconic neighborhoods. From the soulful croon of "Ibrox" to the pulsating frenzy of "Blackhill," each neighborhood becomes a character in this electrifying narrative. The clever juxtaposition of Glasgow's diverse locales with the relentless acid house beat is a stroke of genius. It's as if the music itself is echoing the city's rich tapestry of cultures and histories, harmonizing them into a symphony of unity and celebration. In "Glasgow N'Acid," the artist has not only created a musical masterpiece but also an anthem for the city itself. It's a testament to the enduring power of music to unite, inspire, and elevate the human spirit. This single is more than just a dancefloor banger; it's a cultural landmark, a tribute to the heart and soul of Glasgow. In conclusion, "Glasgow N'Acid" is an extraordinary work of art that defies boundaries and expectations. It's a sonic journey through the city's soul, a celebration of its diversity, and a love letter to its people. If you want to experience Glasgow in all its glory, this single is your FirstBus ticket to an unforgettable musical adventure. It's a testament to the enduring magic of acid house and the undeniable spirit of the city that inspired it." Tune is definitely a budget version of this though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20XLWEjN9eI by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Sep 2023 8:15am)
  • Glasgow taxi drivers prefer cash. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Sep 2023 9:36am)
  • Carry out down by the river. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Sep 2023 12:01pm)
  • Oh yeah... Now you mention it. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Sep 2023 12:00pm)
  • You'd have to keep boiling the kettle. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Sep 2023 1:07pm)
  • For rich people in 'the creative industries'. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Sep 2023 3:53pm)
  • Agree, and agree. People on here feeling good about themselves by reading a headline, or one side of a story, and thinking they're informed experts. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Sep 2023 4:48pm)
  • That counts as victory to them. And remember, there's loads of hospitality jobs going, so if you liked working in, say, an independent music venue, you can go and work in McDonald's quite easily. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Sep 2023 4:50pm)
  • Eh? This guy sounds like a nightmare. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Sep 2023 7:15pm)
  • Eh? This guy sounds like a nightmare. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Sep 2023 7:23pm)
  • Now I've seen this, and am aware of the Scottish Family Party, when I wasn't before. Maybe OP is the cunt in the picture. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 14th Sep 2023 12:01pm)
  • Park Circus doesn't overlook the park. You're thinking of Park Terrace. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 14th Sep 2023 2:48pm)
  • Yeah. The area is just called 'Park'. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 14th Sep 2023 3:25pm)
  • Pizza Punks is hyped? It's a place for teenagers to go on dates. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 15th Sep 2023 8:59am)
  • Perfect answer. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 15th Sep 2023 8:57am)
  • No shit. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 15th Sep 2023 11:09pm)
  • The entire West End. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 15th Sep 2023 11:10pm)
  • Lobo. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 17th Sep 2023 6:52pm)
  • > Is it at all connected to fae as in fairies? No. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 17th Sep 2023 6:51pm)
  • There's two! by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 18th Sep 2023 7:42pm)
  • > It's essentially propaganda for the gentrification of certain areas. It's nothing of the sort. It's estate agents getting their names, websites and properties out there via an outlet that can't come up with its own content. And place names have always changed and evolved. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 20th Sep 2023 12:03pm)
  • > there is a *insert city here* live for just about every city in the UK and its all copy and pasted stuff, its proper guff Glasgow is the worst one I've seen. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 20th Sep 2023 12:06pm)
  • Crazy how the buildings are leaning to the left so much. Much be subsidence, because it's definitely easy to hold a phone straight to take a shite photo. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Sep 2023 2:23pm)
  • It's not Paddy's Market. You should post your shitey phone photos on Instagram though, that's what it's for. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Sep 2023 2:25pm)
  • You're a Celtic fan but you despise football? Please explain. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 21st Sep 2023 8:29pm)
  • What's wrong with that? It's a massive ongoing campaign. https://www.lovemusichateracism.com/ by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Sep 2023 1:19pm)
  • Fuck off back to America then. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Sep 2023 1:28pm)
  • > As a Celtic fan > Despise it Not to me. Explain how they're not a football-hating Celtic fan, then. Since that's what they've said. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Sep 2023 1:26pm)
  • And OP has deleted their account too, since this whole thing probably didn't happen in the first place. Definitely comes across as the fantasy of the sort a fair-trade sipping West End shut-in would come up with, based on what they think football fans might be like. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Sep 2023 1:25pm)
  • 'Love' and 'Hate' are both bigger than 'Music' and 'Racism'. Bit of a stretch to see it as anything else, really. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Sep 2023 2:35pm)
  • It's all on Depop these days. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Sep 2023 4:55pm)
  • Which was also a load of shite. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Sep 2023 6:59pm)
  • Think about the litter you could have cleaned up in the time it took you to type out this idiotic comment, you fucking hypocrite. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 22nd Sep 2023 7:02pm)
  • Why don't you just not drink, and make your kids the priority? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 23rd Sep 2023 9:19am)
  • The parent company is owned by, but not controlled by, Live Nation (who basically run all live music beyond pub gigs). Live Nation also own TicketMaster. King Tut's is one of the few places you can still go in and buy a ticket from the bar, bypassing the TicketMaster portal. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 23rd Sep 2023 9:23am)
  • It's more that some of us like to get utterly fucked in a pub and having kids around kind of spoils that. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 23rd Sep 2023 12:38pm)
  • Gammon?!? Fucking lol. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 23rd Sep 2023 5:14pm)
  • Where you getting that from? I want to go into a boozer and spend several hours getting smashed and talking shite with my mates. Didn't say anything about being fucked in the afternoon. Weans being around spoils that and their parents get all fidgety when the swear words come out. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 23rd Sep 2023 7:05pm)
  • Plastic hard man in a motor his da paid for shiteing it because if he didn't fuck off he knows he'd get a doing. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 23rd Sep 2023 7:27pm)
  • Glasgow isn't a village. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 23rd Sep 2023 7:29pm)
  • Said no-one who'd ever been in a fight, ever. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 23rd Sep 2023 10:27pm)
  • Supposedly his wife did all the designs but it was easier for men to get ahead doing that sort of thing back then so they just said it was him. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 25th Sep 2023 8:30am)
  • Fibre optic is how they track you. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 25th Sep 2023 7:59pm)
  • Went to an Optimo in there once, back when things like that happened. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Sep 2023 9:18am)
  • Practise! by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 26th Sep 2023 1:47pm)
  • You like it so much that you flipped it and put some horrendous filters over it? Much more relevant is Rogue One's Instagram page, where you can see these things like they're supposed to look: https://www.instagram.com/rogueoner by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th Sep 2023 9:28am)
  • Nope. Some video games are just [worth a lot of money](https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/175879421467?epid=1023164398&hash=item28f33afe1b:g:KccAAOSwW55k7cIq&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAA0G7B4t5J9Uki0F%2Fbwx0luITnDuTQ8jxnrvgZIewoyT5NTfv9PZBX5edwjDej%2FQ0cTJ7YSd%2Bcu7QkbrT9ZG%2BpIzI9Uq%2B7yhKdn59lxx4p9tbrU3tCym853yG1M0k%2BMb0uqsdL1cFpegxfitTM9V5c%2F%2FBn99nBZ8RDUA5txfmHO8%2FSg03ab4Icnyy9ux1we1urA7ByOqZ3bWFDp5CgaHy3rv7b9J39KpI0AQakBnC4%2BknNAUTAySkR5h%2FEX1e4RAG96Ny%2B93XLVTSp5JqYsyNiTyw%3D%7Ctkp%3ABFBMvIbt29pi). by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th Sep 2023 9:25am)
  • The photo isn't really art. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th Sep 2023 9:36am)
  • I do, I know a lot about photography - it's a massive part of my job, in fact. And I can tell you that an iPhone photo of something that's been photographed from the same angle a million times isn't really art. It's nice for you to have, to remember the time you went there, but no matter how many preset filters you put on it, and even if you flip it, it's a bit of a stretch to call it art. Bobby's painting is the art here. Photography takes time though, so stick at it, avoid filters, and you might get something more out of it. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th Sep 2023 9:42am)
  • You been in the jail mate? Got some bad news for you about the cost of public transport. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th Sep 2023 12:31pm)
  • Fuck all, much prefer going out any other time when I can choose who I'm with, can get into places, and can get home. Who gives a fuck about the number of the year changing anymore? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 27th Sep 2023 7:19pm)
  • Govan. Govan's got the troops, it's got the means of hardware production, it's got the hospital, and once they take control of the Clyde on the North and the M8 on the South, they've got 66% of the significant supply chains into Glasgow under control. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 28th Sep 2023 8:45am)
  • Got a letter today saying it's an extra £50 if we still want our brown bin emptied. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 30th Sep 2023 11:10am)
  • > right direction You're new, aren't you? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 30th Sep 2023 7:41pm)
  • > Because the standard of living in Glasgow is still orders of magnitude better than the developing world Love that this is one of the few positives. 'Glasgow: At least it isn't as bad as Sudan'. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 30th Sep 2023 7:40pm)
  • It was released 57 years ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV_sZYr_Yyc by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 1st Oct 2023 4:33pm)
  • Trust you to to bring up something you know absolutely fuck all about, again. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 1st Oct 2023 4:31pm)
  • And there you go! Seen a Facebook post? Maybe a couple of Tweets? Let's go! Opinion formed, and unchangeable, regardless of boring reality. Yay! by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 1st Oct 2023 9:47pm)
  • Is this information based on, lemme guess, some opinion you've formed from some things you've seen posted on social media? Of course it is. Absolutely clueless. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 2nd Oct 2023 9:17am)
  • Absolutely pointless even arguing with you, because you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You don't live in the real world, and you get your 'facts' from the internet. As has been proven by your track record of having no fucking idea what goes on in reality. Fuck off. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 2nd Oct 2023 9:16am)
  • Creating your own alternate reality as usual. You should write these thoughts of yours down on bits of paper then throw them away, rather than posting them on the internet. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 2nd Oct 2023 2:27pm)
  • Somebody on here had a slab dropped on him from one of the bridges going over it. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 2nd Oct 2023 4:42pm)
  • A paving slab. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 2nd Oct 2023 7:57pm)
  • I know you're not from Glasgow because nobody eats deep fried Mars bars. They're a joke for tourists. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 3rd Oct 2023 2:33pm)
  • You're not going to get a book deal here mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 3rd Oct 2023 3:18pm)
  • Love Island and the dream of a new build. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 3rd Oct 2023 4:53pm)
  • You get freaked out when somebody comes to your door. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 3rd Oct 2023 5:58pm)
  • > someone you didn’t know asking neighbors where you’ve lived in the past This is a new part to the story, and pretty different to > no note or anything was left by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 3rd Oct 2023 6:45pm)
  • It was probably somebody coming to read the meter. If somebody coming to your door then leaving when you don't answer it is freaking you out, I'd say you were paranoid. Or at least unnecessarily worried. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 3rd Oct 2023 6:52pm)
  • No way, fuck them. Who doesn't answer their door, seriously? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 3rd Oct 2023 9:02pm)
  • What kind of door needs a key to open it from the inside, though? That's bizarre. Some people are just rude and/or weird. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 3rd Oct 2023 9:05pm)
  • But the guy went away. Knocked on the door, tried again, then left. How's that weird? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th Oct 2023 7:19am)
  • There's no such thing as a baby friendly bar. Go to somewhere that's meant for kids, where the other punters will have kids and be fine with screaming babies. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th Oct 2023 7:17am)
  • Another excellent reason not to spend money in Brewdog then. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th Oct 2023 9:29am)
  • Wasn't the Garnethill wall legal? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th Oct 2023 9:28am)
  • I am, which is why I'd never take a baby to a pub where there's a load of adults getting drunk. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th Oct 2023 9:42am)
  • The owner being a proven sex pest, their beer being an absolute parody of what an IPA should be, and now the fact there'll be babies in his shitty pubs. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th Oct 2023 9:41am)
  • > IPA is a shit drink anyway bud. You need to expand your taste. It's what BrewDog built their business and based their identity on, so it's a reasonable example. And it's not about just not paying them, it's about the feeling of being in one of their venues and wondering if any members of staff there might have been touched up by their gaffer and then told to keep quiet about it or get sacked. Just seems a bit off to me. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th Oct 2023 9:49am)
  • Fuck up ya dick. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th Oct 2023 7:09pm)
  • > people always dealt with the lack of access to a car and the lack of public transport. By getting a taxi. And you're fucked for that now. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th Oct 2023 7:06pm)
  • And what would you suggest an owner of one of these cars, who needs their car but can't afford to buy a new one, should do? by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 4th Oct 2023 7:05pm)
  • Society Room is like an airport pub, it's really boring. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Oct 2023 1:17pm)
  • Hengler's is good for the windows, but yeah, Counting House is the main one. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Oct 2023 1:16pm)
  • G1/Scotsman Group pubs are shit. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Oct 2023 1:58pm)
  • Wetherspoon does loads for the industry with the orders it places with regional microbreweries. Plenty of those places wouldn't be able to exist if it wasn't for the orders Wetherspoon places. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Oct 2023 1:56pm)
  • No different to Wetherspoons, just more expensive. They're all chain pubs disguised as single unit operators. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Oct 2023 2:03pm)
  • Plenty of places around Queens Park, especially on the Shawlands/Strathbungo side. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Oct 2023 2:09pm)
  • > it's guaranteed to be a shite pint Total pish. There are 200 Wetherspoon sites in the new CAMRA guide, and there's [this](https://cask-marque.co.uk/wetherspoons-adopts-sibas-quality-standard/) from a few years ago. Anybody saying that Wetherspoon aren't helping the industry, or don't pour good pints, has never worked in the industry, knows nothing about the industry, isn't into craft beers and clearly has never set foot in a Wetherspoon. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Oct 2023 2:08pm)
  • Worked in the industry for more than ten years, AMA. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Oct 2023 2:12pm)
  • > Only people that seem to think they do anything for the Industy are old school CAMRA members The people buying the craft beers, then? The ones creating the demand for the microbreweries? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Oct 2023 2:10pm)
  • Username checks out. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Oct 2023 2:17pm)
  • My local's a craft, and plenty of the other locals drink in Wetherspoons. I feel like you're commenting on this from a position of not really knowing what's happening, but from having an idea of how you imagine it might be. So I'm happy to stop. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 5th Oct 2023 2:25pm)
  • Wait, you're saying Glasgow was *clean*?! It's a filthy shithole, especially compared to London. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 6th Oct 2023 1:12pm)
  • How much time do you spend in London and where are you going there? It's constantly being cleaned. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 6th Oct 2023 1:31pm)
  • Maybe in the '80s. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 6th Oct 2023 1:42pm)
  • Well, if you actually spent any time there at all, you'd be amazed at how incredibly clean the vast majority of it is. It's definitely cleaner than Edinburgh. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 6th Oct 2023 1:41pm)
  • Are you new? Get used to this happening for the next few months. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 8th Oct 2023 9:42pm)
  • Fuck off with that. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Oct 2023 1:15pm)
  • You're fucking ill mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 9th Oct 2023 3:14pm)
  • If you put a jacket on now you won't feel the benefit when it gets cold. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 11th Oct 2023 4:19pm)
  • You're wrong, it is normal in Scotland. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th Oct 2023 8:54am)
  • You absolutely HAVE to check out the Side Bar. Essential for any visitor. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th Oct 2023 8:57am)
  • > Preferably around Yorkhill area! Sit in the flat drinking and watch TV? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 12th Oct 2023 8:56am)
  • Get used to it or move. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 13th Oct 2023 9:11am)
  • Used to regularly stay up all night and then go into work, now it's hard to believe there even is a four o'clock *in the morning*. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 13th Oct 2023 7:50pm)
  • I worked in a record shop where most of the customers probably didn't expect too much, and if you could ride it out until lunchtime you could go across the road for a couple of pints that would keep you upright until hometime. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 13th Oct 2023 10:54pm)
  • Totally. Getting in just before curfew, and it feeling early. Madness. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 13th Oct 2023 11:05pm)
  • Yup. Very bland, very corporate. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 15th Oct 2023 7:46pm)
  • You say that as if these aren't for the public to see and comment on. They're the size of a fucking gable end, in the city I live in. I'm definitely entitled to have an opinion on them. They all feel the same and they look like adverts, because that's exactly the sort of graphic language marketers use just now. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 16th Oct 2023 9:02am)
  • Nothing, it's just a very bland image. If these were even site-specific they'd be a bit more exciting. It's bland, meaningless Athena-poster level art for the Live Love Laugh crew. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 16th Oct 2023 12:52pm)
  • Tesco Extra at Rutherglen, size of a fucking town that one. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 16th Oct 2023 2:09pm)
  • Anything in Giffnock's more expensive than the city centre because it's posh and the city centre's not. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 16th Oct 2023 8:24pm)
  • Shite patter, shite photo. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Oct 2023 1:43pm)
  • Fucking hell. Google 'alchemy', and search by images. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Oct 2023 8:20pm)
  • What's a suspicious vehicle, especially in Govan? This is obviously going to be a false alarm so what makes think a vehicle is suspicious? Just because it's in a weird place? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 17th Oct 2023 9:47pm)
  • Yeah, like suspicious packages in [rival area] being a bar of soap. Curious if I'm missing something here, if anybody downvoting works in counter-terrorism and is able to explain. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 18th Oct 2023 7:39am)
  • > regularly gets trashed by Rangers fans Happened once, and it's not like they covered it up for years, then denied it, then let the people who'd done it move away. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 20th Oct 2023 3:49pm)
  • There's a real sense of self-importance in Glasgow. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st Oct 2023 6:15pm)
  • "Suck your mum"? Are you sure this isn't in London? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 21st Oct 2023 6:19pm)
  • Imagine if it was going the other way. 'Naw, I'm about to knock off', or 'Cash only, and I need it up front'. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 22nd Oct 2023 9:47am)
  • Thank you. Didn't realise they knew there was a bomb in the Glasgow car. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 23rd Oct 2023 8:58am)
  • Ten year anniversary of this story? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 23rd Oct 2023 9:18am)
  • > Facebook has completely gone to the dogs This wasn't a recent thing. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 23rd Oct 2023 11:01am)
  • Stealing bikes from closes or phones from pubs. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 23rd Oct 2023 6:28pm)
  • Send a letter to him C/O Megabus, and if he works for them maybe they'll pass it on? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 23rd Oct 2023 8:00pm)
  • It's hardly hidden, this one. It's famous, really. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Oct 2023 2:28pm)
  • I've got a mate who does landscaping, I reckon him and his boys could do that in a couple of days. Including fag breaks and going to Greggs. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Oct 2023 3:53pm)
  • Think how much worse it'll be with all the machinery they'd need to do this. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 25th Oct 2023 7:28pm)
  • Yep. This isn't Copenhagen, Amsterdam or even London. People drive like entitled cunts here and the roads are riddled with pot holes. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Oct 2023 8:49am)
  • It'll be jammed up with pizza crusts and fag-ends within a day anyway, by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Oct 2023 8:46am)
  • 'Sidewalk' is such a better word than 'pavement'. It's at the side, and you walk on it. Pavements aren't even paved anymore. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Oct 2023 9:44am)
  • Why is that wrong? Or is it just that you're stuck in your ways, and things from other countries can't be right? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Oct 2023 9:58am)
  • How? Fucking hate cunts who think British or Scottish stuff is RIGHT and anything from anywhere else in the world is wrong and stupid. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Oct 2023 10:28am)
  • Live. Love. Laugh. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Oct 2023 10:51am)
  • Ahahahahahahaha! Fucking brilliant. You thick, deluded, deranged crackpot freak. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Oct 2023 11:16am)
  • They're made of asphalt. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Oct 2023 12:17pm)
  • The dictionary definition of paving is "a surface made up of flat stones laid in a pattern", but OK. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Oct 2023 12:30pm)
  • Wearing a tartan suit to court too, what an absolute cunt in every way. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Oct 2023 4:56pm)
  • McCafferty... Yer tea's oot. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Oct 2023 5:55pm)
  • Excellent. Hadn't seen that. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 26th Oct 2023 6:07pm)
  • > Cyclists are not as negligent as you may think. Plenty of them are. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Oct 2023 12:45pm)
  • So because people think differently to you, they're somehow brainwashed? I'd almost say that would suggest you're the victim of some sort of brainwashing. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Oct 2023 3:05pm)
  • It's October, there's nothing weird about cunts letting off fireworks. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Oct 2023 8:51pm)
  • Seriously? Have you just moved here? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Oct 2023 8:50pm)
  • Bottle and ten B&H cost £6.66 for a while. It definitely jumped from £4.99 a bottle to £5.99 (and so on). Harsh. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 27th Oct 2023 11:02pm)
  • Because fireworks are for sale and young people exist. It'll get worse. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 28th Oct 2023 8:20am)
  • It stinks of fags, loads of people have this weird passive-aggressive main character syndrome problem, and we use apostrophes properly. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th Oct 2023 8:02am)
  • Love a closed down, boarded up school. It'll be the libraries next. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th Oct 2023 8:36am)
  • Yep. "Yah, Glasgow's fabulous! You have to check out the museum!" by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th Oct 2023 9:16am)
  • That's the first two days taken care of. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th Oct 2023 9:26am)
  • > Canada is no longer the country it used to be Wait until you see Glasgow. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th Oct 2023 11:12am)
  • Pollok. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th Oct 2023 4:28pm)
  • Hi Calum. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th Oct 2023 4:26pm)
  • Exactly. My house, my rules. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th Oct 2023 9:04pm)
  • Where do you live? by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th Oct 2023 9:05pm)
  • Jesus fuck man, do you think wee cunts from shitty schemes only do houses in shitty schemes? Do you think all burglaries are carried out but cunts who live in the same area? Even for this sub, that's some mind boggling ignorance. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th Oct 2023 9:11pm)
  • None of Glasgow is Mogadishu. Absolutely bizarre statement there, and I'm not sure if you're genuinely stupid or a racist having a go at the Somalian people who live here. Tell me your address and I'll come round and rob your house (not that I really want a load of Pokémon cards and a waifu pillow) and you can go on your merry way and claim them back on your contents insurance. If you're fine with the idea of some random cunt going through all your stuff there's something else wrong with you. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th Oct 2023 9:20pm)
  • Ah, it was "sarcasm", of course. Take a look at yourself you fucking dick. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 29th Oct 2023 10:08pm)
  • Kicking yourself unconscious then getting lifted is some night out. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 31st Oct 2023 7:53am)
  • Not reading it after they've placed it in the subheading box, not reading it when they hit 'Publish', not reading it when it says 'Are you sure?' and then nobody else at GlasgowLive reading it. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 31st Oct 2023 9:12am)
  • You'll probably have to live in Paisley. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 1st Nov 2023 10:06am)
  • Account is a bot too. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Nov 2023 12:55pm)
  • What kind of thing you after and when do you need it by? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Nov 2023 7:25pm)
  • Yes. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Nov 2023 7:55pm)
  • Many a good night at the Chateau, back when things were better. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 2nd Nov 2023 8:11pm)
  • Post-lockdown, all these cunts that got into riding bikes made life so much harder for people who know how to ride a bike in traffic. 'Actually, I can take the lane!' Sure. But don't. Fucking behave. The sense of entitlement from these new part timers is embarrassing. I wish GFGSS still existed. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Nov 2023 9:46pm)
  • Ireland's a big place. What school did you go to? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 3rd Nov 2023 10:03pm)
  • Yeah, jakeballs. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 4th Nov 2023 12:07pm)
  • > A car is also not suitable to people with disabilities because they aren't allowed to drive it, You mental as well? Blue Badges? Plenty of people with disabilities rely on their car. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 4th Nov 2023 12:07pm)
  • And weans. And the weans' friends. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 4th Nov 2023 12:05pm)
  • Not hard in Glasgow, but what about when the kids want a day trip? What about when you change your plans and fancy nipping to Edinburgh Zoo or something? I'll never not have a car, I love it. You can get to places that you'd never reach by public transport. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 4th Nov 2023 2:42pm)
  • If it was hanging up on a fence you should 100% have left it there. Much more chance the owner would go back to look for it than check Reddit. But enjoy your skirt, you creepy weirdo. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 4th Nov 2023 3:04pm)
  • Because you picked up some woman's skirt and took it home, rather than leaving it or dropping it in at a police station? by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 4th Nov 2023 3:06pm)
  • He cycles like a complete cunt to get views on his YouTube videos. It's a step away from happy-slapping. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 4th Nov 2023 3:19pm)
  • > Glasgow is very cheap Not really. You've just compared it to two of the most expensive places in the world. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 4th Nov 2023 3:30pm)
  • > Absolute knickers. Said nae cunt fae here, ever. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 4th Nov 2023 4:46pm)
  • Hahaha! Those copright and registered trademark sign. Brilliant. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 4th Nov 2023 6:34pm)
  • No, not places like that at all. Castles in the middle of nowhere. Forests. Also I fucking hate getting the bus with kids, with having to get to the bus stop (in this case the town), wait around, get on with a bunch of other people who may or may not be steaming, then have to leave at a certain time to make sure you can do it all again. Absolute freedom with a car. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 4th Nov 2023 6:32pm)
  • What's the point in marching?! You might see yourself on the news, and you'll definitely get some new pictures for Facebook. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 5th Nov 2023 6:00am)
  • > Because the people suffering in Gaza should know they are being witnessed and cared about. Aye mate because folk in Glasgow are checking GlasgowLive right now. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 5th Nov 2023 6:13am)
  • Cool, this again but wonky and with a stupid filter on it. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 5th Nov 2023 4:54pm)
  • Absolute peak Reddit, this post. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 5th Nov 2023 4:52pm)
  • There was a massive thread about this when it was on telly. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 5th Nov 2023 7:10pm)
  • Car Park in the Sky isn't in the Campsies. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Nov 2023 8:49am)
  • Tik Tok then. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Nov 2023 8:47am)
  • It's Paisley and it's a famous dogging hotspot. https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserReviews-g186570-d214735-r168617693-Gleniffer_Braes_Country_Park-Paisley_Renfrewshire_Scotland.html https://www.facebook.com/CarParkInTheSky/?locale=en_GB by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Nov 2023 8:51am)
  • Google Maps, where anybody can add a location. Wee Davey's Disco and Sheena's Pampered Pooches and all that. I have never heard of anywhere other than the Gleniffer Braes carpark called CPITS, and I agree with 4,300 people on Facebook rather than you and the one person adding it to Google Maps. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Nov 2023 8:58am)
  • Probably doesn't help but definitely be aware that they wouldn't have come near your flat if you were in. These are scrawny little junkies, not the sort of people who'd come near you if you were there. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Nov 2023 9:10am)
  • Easterhouse is the one people have heard of, so probably works better for TV. Pretty shit. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Nov 2023 9:24am)
  • > Maybe true for dennistoun Well, yeah. It is. There aren't many back gardens and patio doors in Dennistoun. It's not Newton Mearns, is it? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Nov 2023 10:53am)
  • > There are no junkies thieving anymore. Bahaha! Idiot. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Nov 2023 1:30pm)
  • I downvoted him because he's talking shite comparing somewhere with gardens and patios being targeted to a flat in Dennistoun. Didn't even notice 'travellers', and I'd downvote this twice if I could. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Nov 2023 2:08pm)
  • > how is it their problem you cant afford a stand alone house If you're real you're one of the absolute worst cunts out there. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Nov 2023 3:11pm)
  • There's a certain social etiquette that comes with living in close quarters to other people, and that absolutely includes not having a loud dog barking day and night. You're the piece of shit here, mate. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Nov 2023 3:10pm)
  • > The sort of thing someone with no real life experience hits out with. Look at his post history. Literally lives in a fantasy world. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Nov 2023 4:11pm)
  • Once again, you fucking freak, there are certain general civilised obligations that come along with living in flats. One of them is that you try not to annoy your neighbours. Having a noisy dog in a place where everybody can hear it is a shitty move. Same as smoking in the close or having parties. You bringing in whether or not somebody can "afford" to decide where to live makes you sound like a proper fucking Tory, although since you most likely *are* a Tory, that won't be an insult, so I'll call you a stuck-up friendless cunt instead. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Nov 2023 6:49pm)
  • Not a mod, either in terms of having a stupid haircut and listening to shite music, or a Reddit moderator. Is that meant to be a slagging? Daft cunt. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Nov 2023 6:52pm)
  • Yeah, it does. Why wouldn't it. Everybody's anonymous here, you can be yourself. And if you being yourself is pretending to cast spells and working out how many points you get for that, then great, but be aware that this seems to be affecting how you behave in the real world. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Nov 2023 6:51pm)
  • You're a fucking idiot. Glad you put your age (or year of birth) in your username though, since I know now not to bother chatting back to an actual wean. You shouldn't be talking so much shite on the internet, wee man. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Nov 2023 6:55pm)
  • This doesn't even make sense. No wonder you got banned before. You're off your head. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Nov 2023 7:33pm)
  • Paul Weller and The Who. Or whatever you're into. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 6th Nov 2023 7:32pm)
  • The classic Glasgow 'friendliness' that always gets mentioned. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Nov 2023 7:40am)
  • Cue a handful of absolute roasters who've either never had to deal with this shit - or are the ones making the noise - saying that it's just part of life and to deal with it. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Nov 2023 7:13pm)
  • Not a big fat cunt, but a lot of workwear and military places sell huge sizes - and it's quality and it's cheap. Loads of chinos and t-shirts and button downs in those sorts of places. Also companies that make blanks for brands to print on have a wide (lol) size range and they're cheap. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 7th Nov 2023 7:39pm)
  • "Actually that's actually racist. It's just their *way*, it's part of their culture". - Somebody who's never experienced them by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Nov 2023 8:44am)
  • In what way? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Nov 2023 8:56am)
  • No racism in this thread, other than you bringing it up, completely out of context. Dickhead. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Nov 2023 11:18am)
  • > If they don't get their way there's been a few times where they will just threaten violence and come round the bar and help themselves Did you miss the "If they don't get their way there's been a few times where they will just threaten violence and come round the bar and help themselves" bit? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Nov 2023 11:17am)
  • Ah, you've never worked in a boozer! Didn't realise. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Nov 2023 11:53am)
  • But there's a whole load of unique problems being caused by one specific group of people. Are you too insecure to accept that? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Nov 2023 11:51am)
  • Well, believe it or not, there are a lot of pubs that don't employ security. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Nov 2023 11:56am)
  • This is one stereotype that exists for a very good reason. It's so rare to genuinely need to use the phrase 'virtue signalling', but that's exactly what you're doing. There's nothing racist by pointing out that a very particular set of problems are cause by one very particular group. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Nov 2023 11:55am)
  • Job Centre at Newlands have always been nice enough. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 9th Nov 2023 3:03pm)
  • > some very rough looking folk Going by what metrics? According to you, a snob? > hardly the nicest of areas so I would say it's bad It's not the nicest so therefore it's bad? Is only the 'nice' place nice and everywhere else is bad? Bishopbriggs is full of wanks who wish they were posh enough to live somewhere better anyway. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 10th Nov 2023 8:46am)
  • Amazing. This is one of the stupidest comments I've ever seen on Reddit. And Reddit's huge. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Nov 2023 6:04am)
  • Side Bar is an absolute must-see. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Nov 2023 6:05am)
  • Pubs are far too busy on Fridays and Saturdays for a quiz. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Nov 2023 8:39am)
  • They look like screenshots from Google Street View. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Nov 2023 8:38am)
  • You're a VL. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 13th Nov 2023 1:19pm)
  • One at my school too, who was a girl. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Nov 2023 3:21pm)
  • > Box - he was apparently caught poofing a guy underneath a cardboard box in the middle of a field. > > He got off lightly if the box was the main focus of that slagging. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Nov 2023 3:45pm)
  • Might be nice to point people towards the guy who does them, rather than some shite blog that's lifted the pictures. This guy: https://twitter.com/BrickingGlasgow by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Nov 2023 6:24pm)
  • You've got acute accent. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Nov 2023 6:33pm)
  • Like a mention matters to people. Why not just post the real thing? Unless you're tryiung to get views on your own repost? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Nov 2023 7:07pm)
  • It's not called Twitter anymore, grandad. Why wouldn't you post up the original, the source, anyway? Christ. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Nov 2023 7:06pm)
  • Who the fuck are you? by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 14th Nov 2023 7:17pm)
  • Where is that? It's doing my absolute nut in. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Nov 2023 9:08am)
  • Yeah it's fine. Weird being in a big open space but the food's alright. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Nov 2023 9:13am)
  • > Surprised thats going on in there Why would you be surprised? It's busy, it's full of drunk people and there are jakes all around Finnieston. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Nov 2023 9:16am)
  • Nice one, thank you. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Nov 2023 10:40am)
  • > You've got a lovely park at the end of Victoria Road too Any money they've already noticed this. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Nov 2023 11:26am)
  • Yes, it's changed massively in *sixteen years*. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 15th Nov 2023 1:40pm)
  • Can anybody explain why any first world government would want their economy to tank? How has an economic recession ever benefited anything, and why would a government that relies on its population to be spending orchestrate a financial crash? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Nov 2023 9:18am)
  • That's how much it costs for a one-bed deep clean, so think yourself lucky. It'll be in the contract you signed when you moved in, and I bet the place was immaculate when you moved in. The next person will expect it to be too. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Nov 2023 9:21am)
  • > When there is blood on the streets, buy property. > > Can you explain what you mean by this bizarre, over-the-top statement? Or maybe any of the downvoters would like to chime in. Obviously Tories = Bad, but can anybody elaborate a bit? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Nov 2023 9:46am)
  • OK, its about buying property when everybody was worried about the Battle of Waterloo. But there isn't a surge in property purchasing now, anywhere, so please do tell me in simple terms why a government would want its economy to crash. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Nov 2023 9:56am)
  • > I hope I shed some light on what I was driving at of my earlier comment was too cryptic. Not really. Where are all these property sales happening? Happy to be informed on this, honestly. Where are all these properties being bought up? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Nov 2023 10:02am)
  • What civil unrest do we have, other than the odd protest? The right wingers at the Cenotaph is the only civil unrest I've seen for a whole, and those cunts daren't exactly managing portfolios of property. Where's the boom in property being purchased for cheap? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Nov 2023 10:01am)
  • Yeah, obviously *you* can't explain, you think cunt. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Nov 2023 10:18am)
  • > During and since Covid there has been a massive, worldwide transfer of money to the elites, which makes the rest of us poorer. Happy to go with this, but can you show me the figures? Or anything at all to back this up? > Brexit was a play by the rich to make more money Well that failed spectacularly then, didn't it? The only people who seem to have benefit are the thick racists who voted for it (and a handful of toffs who may have foreseen what the public vote was going to be). by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Nov 2023 10:20am)
  • If you can't answer the question get to fuck, you daft wee fanny. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Nov 2023 10:29am)
  • Nailed it. Everything about this is spot on. And there's still nobody with any sensible answers to this. So much easier to cosplay revolutionary than actually understand anything. Nobody gets their photo posted to Reddit by writing a letter. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Nov 2023 10:48am)
  • Of course it is. Being a cunt is so much easier than actually thinking, for you. Life must be great fun. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Nov 2023 10:47am)
  • Sainsbury's is seem as middle class by these (probably mostly middle class) protestors. I'm sure the bosses of Lidl, Aldi and Oxfam all make a fucking fortune too, but they'd never dream of hitting those places. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Nov 2023 10:57am)
  • Bankers are supposed to bet on things like this, that's how the global economy works. And billionaires have got more to bet so they'll make more money. If a wee old lady bothered to follow the markets and invest in the same things she'd be up too. Things happen, investors react. Are you calling for the banks to be dismantled? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Nov 2023 11:02am)
  • While a bunch of wee wannabe revolutionaries downvote you on their Apple product before nipping to another supermarket for the messages. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Nov 2023 12:16pm)
  • > It's absolutely no secret to anyone that the rich have been gorging themselves since the pandemic began. Billion of new pounds conjured up out of the magic money tree, almost all of which went to those who already had the most. The GDP of the UK somehow keeps growing despite the fact that people are demonstrably poorer. > > Cite some sources? Obviously things are fucked, but there's so much rhetoric of 'The rich get rich! Fuck the corporations! Housing!' without any tangible examples. Shouting (or typing) worn out slogans is great and all, but who's doing anything to counter this? And throwing paint over a shop on Buchanan Street doesn't count. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Nov 2023 2:48pm)
  • Not forgotten by the trains that run along it. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Nov 2023 3:59pm)
  • If I could afford to buy another gaff I would. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Nov 2023 3:58pm)
  • So... Average people then? What's wrong with working in a call centre? What do you do that's so amazing and cool? You snobby cunt. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Nov 2023 7:48pm)
  • Petrol stations are franchises. Up the workers. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 16th Nov 2023 7:46pm)
  • So people can get a job in a call centre (that's allowed, by you) but they aren't allowed to do the job well and get promoted? There's definitely a word for that sort of society, you know. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Nov 2023 8:33am)
  • Who gives a fuck? All sorts of shit happens when you're cycling. Just get on with it. Weirdo. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Nov 2023 8:53am)
  • > Are you a Tory voter Stupidest reply ever and it's all over this sub. Somebody has a different opinion from you? Must be a Tory (or a Tim/Hun)! Embarrassing. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Nov 2023 8:52am)
  • Got told by somebody works at the old Stow GSA building that developers wanted to build student accommodation somewhere in Garnethill but they weren't allowed to obscure a view of the Mac building, or weren't allowed to be in the same line of sight or something. So if the Mac isn't there, that won't be a problem. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Nov 2023 8:58am)
  • Ah, the *classic* "I was being sarcastic" attempt. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Nov 2023 8:55am)
  • You will be living in Paisley. It'll be fine. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Nov 2023 9:04am)
  • OP didn't mention if he was a chinged-up Love Island fanny. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Nov 2023 9:00am)
  • Don't assume my gender. Sorry you hate your boss but there's nothing wrong with people trying to work harder to get themselves more money. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Nov 2023 12:48pm)
  • Honestly? People shouldn't be allowed to progress in the workplace? by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 17th Nov 2023 1:00pm)
  • > 30 minute commute (public transport). I want my own place, ideally less than £900pcm This: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140736122#/?channel=STU_LET by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 19th Nov 2023 6:55pm)
  • > Also it’s a 10 minute drive from the city. Not during the morning rush hour it isn't. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 19th Nov 2023 7:00pm)
  • Strathclyde and Glasgow are in completely different places. Fanny. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 19th Nov 2023 7:50pm)
  • Could easily get used to that view. Quality. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 19th Nov 2023 8:43pm)
  • Saw Universal Works and Folk in Silverburn TK Maxx last week. Guessing some shop that sold them has gone bust. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 20th Nov 2023 6:04pm)
  • Masons Guild marks. This one means, 'If U read this U R gay'. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 21st Nov 2023 4:07pm)
  • > sizeable but still somewhat narrow band of the population Narrow? Tue three headliners have all played Hampden in the last two or three years. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 22nd Nov 2023 7:22am)
  • Somebody's going for Beaver of the Week. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 23rd Nov 2023 3:08pm)
  • You're still a perpetually-online, friendless, socially-inept nobody with genuine esteem issues. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 23rd Nov 2023 3:50pm)
  • Marketing gone wrong? You've just shared this promotion to 165,000 people for free. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 23rd Nov 2023 7:05pm)
  • Pish, I post anything at all and that cunt replies. It's like he's got an alert, or he's constantly refreshing waiting to see if I post anything. Maybe he's in love with me. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th Nov 2023 8:43am)
  • As if somebody posting something like that goes to parties. And playing Dungeons and Dragons in a community cafe doesn't count. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th Nov 2023 8:47am)
  • > However, on the other hand, I suppose it's exactly what life will be like in Glasgow Is it fuck. This sub is fuck all like actual Glasgow (or actual real-life anywhere). by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th Nov 2023 8:45am)
  • Oh, hi. Do you think of me last thing at night before you fall asleep, and first thing in the morning when you wake up? I think we know you do. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th Nov 2023 11:39am)
  • Best Kebab. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th Nov 2023 11:53am)
  • https://merchantcitycameras.com/ by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 24th Nov 2023 4:14pm)
  • Ah, no! Wex arriving must have done it for them. That's a real shame. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 25th Nov 2023 7:52am)
  • It'll cost the same as someone doing an HNC. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 29th Nov 2023 7:37am)
  • It's a basic qualification. Prices of food, transport and rent don't change depending on whether you're mopping up shit or doing a masters. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 30th Nov 2023 8:50am)
  • > Mental how brazen it is despite the polis milling about beside the sherif court. They don't give a fuck, they've been called to court, they're not out looking for cunts selling tenner bags. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 30th Nov 2023 9:03am)
  • Best food in Glasgow right there. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 2nd Dec 2023 8:53am)
  • Well yeah, that's one of the most famously outstanding places to eat in the whole city. It's recognisable. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 3rd Dec 2023 6:31pm)
  • Talking absolute shite. If that wee guy wasn't breaking the law - which is there for a reason - he'd still be alive. If you see a fence with 'Keep Out' signs on it, and loads of dangerous stuff on the other side, the smart move is to keep out. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 4th Dec 2023 8:44am)
  • It was his legal responsibility to not break in. Repeatedly. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 4th Dec 2023 8:58am)
  • You can't just say "a fight", unless this hypothetical case has no witnesses and no character references. There's more to a fight than somebody just getting hit and banging their head and dying. Guy I went to school with got drunk, went for a swim in the sea and drowned. Did the council get sued for not having a secure fence right along the beach? Of course not, because things that are dangerous are pretty clear, so it should be obvious to not do them. The fencing at this site, and the signs on it, should have been enough for anybody with any sense to stay away. Somebody going out of their way to do what they've been told not to (by the signs and the fence) is responsible for whatever happens. If I went climbing up on my neighbour's roof right now, and fell off, you think it'd be their fault for not securing their roof? What's the difference? by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 4th Dec 2023 9:11am)
  • "Tories", get to fuck. Such a pathetic reply for when you don't agree with something. There's signs up telling folk to keep out, and it's a fucking building site. Somebody breaks in, despite it being obvious that they're not supposed to, and yet they're the victim? Shut up you mug. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 4th Dec 2023 9:29am)
  • You got the inside story on the Saramago thing? No? Away to fuck then. It's more of a Tory move to take some fake stance based on what you think happened, based on what the story that got told is, rather than actually knowing what happened. You'll be too busy with your online braindead moral grandstanding to watch your own weans probably. You Tory cunt. And if your username is to be believed, I'm younger than you. Fanny. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 4th Dec 2023 9:49am)
  • > I pity you even more Pure neckbeard patter. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 4th Dec 2023 10:36am)
  • Just park in a street nearby, there's no parking restrictions for woman's. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 4th Dec 2023 11:36am)
  • Finally! I've been feeling sick at what I'm seeing on the news. This'll put an end to it once and for all, surely. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 5th Dec 2023 8:32am)
  • They won't be up yet. When they've had breakfast and checked The Ferret they'll start releasing them one at a time. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 5th Dec 2023 11:40am)
  • Going over there, or giving up some of their salary would be helping. Stick my name on the list too then, if this is 'helping'. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 5th Dec 2023 5:08pm)
  • Nah mate it's that those of us who live in the real world know that this sort of tokenistic headline-seeking bullshit is completely meaningless beyond a round a personal back-slapping. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 5th Dec 2023 5:12pm)
  • I've called for the release of hostages and an end to the conflict. I Tweeted it and mentioned it to a couple of folk in the pub and asked them to tell folk I'd said it. So, exactly the same as these cunts. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 5th Dec 2023 5:15pm)
  • Yeah man, loads! This old guy in the pub shook my hand told me he agreed, and I think I might even be getting my hole as a result of my statement. If you mean about the whole war thing, then nah, absolutely fuck all. Just checked the news and it's all very much still going ahead. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 5th Dec 2023 6:33pm)
  • Co-signing a fucking letter that will do absolutely *fuck all* is not "having conviction", as much as you'd like to wish it was. As much as you'd like to wish these futile gestures had any effect on the real world whatsoever. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 5th Dec 2023 6:30pm)
  • "Ah wis lit at, 'Whit?', and she's lit at, 'Aye!', and am lit, 'How?' and she's lit, 'It's her man', an am lit, 'Her man?', and she's aw lit, 'Aye, how?', and am lit, 'Whit you mean 'how'?, and she's joost lit at, 'Naw'. Know wit a mean? Am joost lit at, 'Aw, whit man?'" by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 5th Dec 2023 7:06pm)
  • You bet I have. Too fucking right. As I said elsewhere, I've called for the release of hostages and an end to the conflict. I Tweeted it and mentioned it to a couple of folk in the pub and asked them to tell folk I'd said it. So, exactly the same as these cunts. by JohnnyClarkee (Wed 6th Dec 2023 7:39am)
  • Worked in there when it opened, and it was like a city. You'd meet people you worked with who you didn't know every day. Remember one of Slipknot pretending he was going to take a piss in the lift - on the way down to their signing - and being told not to and then being all sheepish about it. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Dec 2023 8:24am)
  • That was Virgin, HMV was further up. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Dec 2023 11:39am)
  • > we're arguing over on details Take your fingers out of your ears. The details are important here. Read what that person said. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Dec 2023 4:28pm)
  • You very obviously did not. If you did and you're too stupid to understand it, maybe you shouldn't be arguing with people on the internet about something you don't know anything about. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Dec 2023 6:15pm)
  • > the ones I know don’t have a job and have no intention of getting one. The savage irony that the taxes the workers inside the yard pay help fund your deadbeat mates' dole money. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Dec 2023 6:24pm)
  • In the case of these, it's probably so mum and dad don't recognise them on GlasgowLive. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Dec 2023 6:26pm)
  • "Bullets"? Since your idea of a chemical weapon is CS, do tell us what the bullets really were. Water balloons? Eggs? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Dec 2023 6:53pm)
  • > protesting the sale of arms that have been used to kill 7000 kids in a couple months Where's this protest happening? Seems like this is way more relevant than these clowns standing outside BAE on the Clyde. by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Dec 2023 7:18pm)
  • > it's a 'don't give arms to Israel' protest To quote, err, you: "it's a 'don't give arms to Israel' protest" Who here is giving arms to Israel? What has this yard on the Clyde got to do with anything? by JohnnyClarkee (Thu 7th Dec 2023 7:48pm)
  • I'll watch your motor mate. Five pound. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Dec 2023 12:12pm)
  • > What has it come to that you are charged to get your own property back??? Seems more reasonable than putting the fares up again, and have people who don't lose their stuff subsidise people who do. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Dec 2023 12:37pm)
  • The vans parked in it look really shit, it doesn't exactly look like it's going to be a Starbucks or anything good. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Dec 2023 4:08pm)
  • Yeah, I was thinking coffe shop too, but it's on the wrong side for morning motorway traffic. It's hectic enough there without cars exiting that place and trying to join the road to the motorway. by JohnnyClarkee (Fri 8th Dec 2023 8:13pm)
  • Closest shop is either the EK retail park or fucking Cambuslang. Not that he's nipping out for milk and bread, but yeah, such a stupid place to live. Every cunt can see it too, oit's not like it's in some shite place because he wants privacy. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 9th Dec 2023 8:26pm)
  • Arthur Guinness was a mad hun/unionist. Mental that it became what it has. by JohnnyClarkee (Sat 9th Dec 2023 8:30pm)
  • Google his name. He was a devout Protestant and the founder of Sunday School. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 10th Dec 2023 6:31am)
  • Why post then, you absolute fanny? The people who went who are actually fans of the band seemed to like it. Guessing you weren't much of a fan in the first place, but it's obvious you're an absolute arsehole. by JohnnyClarkee (Sun 10th Dec 2023 6:44am)
  • King Tut's on a Sunday afternoon. by JohnnyClarkee (Mon 11th Dec 2023 4:55pm)
  • What's America got to do with it? It's a question about Glasgow in the Glasgow sub. Loads of people on here have been to plenty of major cities all over the world but we're not talking about them. Fucking guaranteed you're a yank anyway, no cunt else would be giving it the "Yeah, well, in the States blah blah blah". Get yourself to fuck. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Dec 2023 9:12am)
  • It's hardly out the question that somebody buying this garbage could be researching it, rather than dancing around their kitchen to it. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Dec 2023 12:09pm)
  • Fuck knows, maybe they want the sleeve notes too. As much as I'm sure 99% of people buying from this place are Nazis, there's a lot of academic writing on this stuff. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Dec 2023 12:19pm)
  • Still waiting for that book, which is crazy after all that work he put into it... Still though, there's a lot written about Nazi music - even in Vice - so I wouldn't presume anybody buying shit from here is buying it because they like it. This Vice article wouldn't exist if normal people didn't have an interest in this sort of music. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Dec 2023 12:16pm)
  • > (I absolutely disagree with nazism just in case anyone reads this and thinks otherwise. But I'm also pro freedom of speech) Same. Censoring the music people listen to is a step in the wrong direction, however awful it might be. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Dec 2023 12:34pm)
  • Not saying it's all them you fud. by JohnnyClarkee (Tue 12th Dec 2023 3:10pm)