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  • If you're wanting a delivery, Wee China up Mount Florida way is excellent. by devandroid99 (Fri 5th Apr 2019 9:09am)
  • Second these guys, I had top and bottom arches straightened here by Haroon and was very impressed. by devandroid99 (Fri 5th Apr 2019 9:32am)
  • What are you basing that assertion on, a list of places that have failed inspection? Every city in every country will have a list of places that have failed, apart from the ones that don't have rigorous food hygiene standards in place and if you think the food'd be better and less likely to make you sick in those places than it is in Glasgow you're off your head. by devandroid99 (Fri 5th Apr 2019 9:31am)
  • Glad it's got a happy ending. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/For_sale:_baby_shoes,_never_worn by devandroid99 (Fri 5th Apr 2019 4:48pm)
  • Fuck's an MUA? by devandroid99 (Fri 5th Apr 2019 4:50pm)
  • Hahaha "build a bridge and wisen up". by devandroid99 (Mon 8th Apr 2019 4:48am)
  • Did you end up getting your soup? We need to know! by devandroid99 (Mon 8th Apr 2019 4:58am)
  • The amount of folk I've met who've never been to the capital city, and think they're all "poofs". Get your shit together by devandroid99 (Sun 14th Apr 2019 5:42am)
  • If you're into that sort of club, fuck you. by devandroid99 (Sun 14th Apr 2019 5:16pm)
  • Hahaha, pissed myself at that by devandroid99 (Sun 14th Apr 2019 5:20pm)
  • Must of... 'nuff said by devandroid99 (Sun 14th Apr 2019 5:28pm)
  • So's your gunk patter by devandroid99 (Sun 14th Apr 2019 5:27pm)
  • Yep! by devandroid99 (Sun 14th Apr 2019 6:29pm)
  • How do you know you're talking about the same thing?! by devandroid99 (Sun 14th Apr 2019 8:17pm)
  • Every day's a school day! by devandroid99 (Sun 14th Apr 2019 9:05pm)
  • I'd rather let people make innocent mistakes than be a smug dick, but there you go. by devandroid99 (Mon 15th Apr 2019 1:09am)
  • Aye, right-o, that's just what it's like. by devandroid99 (Mon 15th Apr 2019 1:16am)
  • Leave the lassie alone by devandroid99 (Mon 15th Apr 2019 1:24am)
  • This wasn't the case when I did my cadetship. The final year of the PD wasn't covered with regards to student loans, but the placements are usually fully sponsored so all course fees should be covered by the training provider. In any event, I didn't apply for any SAAS funding and didn't have to pay any fees for the full duration of my cadetship. by devandroid99 (Tue 16th Apr 2019 7:31pm)
  • If you think that one's lit up nice, you should go to Paris. by devandroid99 (Wed 17th Apr 2019 7:26pm)
  • What earthly difference does it make if the flat's "brand new" or not? by devandroid99 (Wed 17th Apr 2019 8:40pm)
  • Kelvindale, all day long. More happening, further from city but underground is very quick, and older flats have more character and larger rooms. Also more folk nearby you'll be at uni with. by devandroid99 (Wed 17th Apr 2019 9:20pm)
  • How old's the flat, but? by devandroid99 (Wed 17th Apr 2019 9:58pm)
  • If you think that was rude then this is no town for you. by devandroid99 (Wed 17th Apr 2019 9:58pm)
  • I went there, also went to Glasgow Smile Clinic. Would recommend Smile Clinic by a mile. by devandroid99 (Wed 17th Apr 2019 11:27pm)
  • Message sent by devandroid99 (Thu 18th Apr 2019 11:33am)
  • Can we just fuck these cunts off to Rightmove or s1homes or the fucking recorded crime statistics or something? It's absolutely non fucking stop. by devandroid99 (Thu 18th Apr 2019 8:37pm)
  • People literally die? Do you have any statistics to back that up? Because my understanding is that the old building wasn't fit for purpose, so they decided to centralise services at the custom-built-for-the-modern-era Elizabeth, taking modern ambulance and medical technology into account and studying the shit out of it. These decisions don't fall from the sky. by devandroid99 (Fri 19th Apr 2019 2:52pm)
  • To add to that, it closed in 2015, apparently, long after Scotland had control of our own NHS. https://www.nhsggc.org.uk/about-us/media-centre/news/2015/5/victoria-ae-closes-its-doors/ by devandroid99 (Fri 19th Apr 2019 2:55pm)
  • Tories blah blah blah Tories. Told them that's why we'd lose the referendum but apparently that made me a Tory too. by devandroid99 (Sat 20th Apr 2019 1:06pm)
  • You can't possibly know that unless you didn't know what you were looking for. by devandroid99 (Sat 27th Apr 2019 12:03pm)
  • By God I wish they'd do something about the fucking litter. It's obscene. For all the proud to be Glaswegian rhetoric people treat this city like a toilet. by devandroid99 (Sat 27th Apr 2019 12:02pm)
  • It shouldn't have any impact on your credit rating. by devandroid99 (Tue 30th Apr 2019 4:01pm)
  • Butchershop bar and grill. by devandroid99 (Thu 2nd May 2019 11:34am)
  • I used to live in that building - trying to dip people's pockets to pay to restore the building to its "former glory" is a pet project of someone who lives there - over a million quid to restore is obscene, it should be functional repairs only. by devandroid99 (Mon 6th May 2019 7:46pm)
  • AFAIK, all lost property in Scotland goes to the office in Central next to the burger king. by devandroid99 (Tue 7th May 2019 11:27am)
  • NT by devandroid99 (Thu 9th May 2019 11:10am)
  • Ket by devandroid99 (Thu 9th May 2019 1:08pm)
  • Contactless. by devandroid99 (Thu 9th May 2019 3:20pm)
  • You absolutely did need to enter your PIN. The order may have changed so you chose the amount before it requested it but ATMs don't work without a PIN. by devandroid99 (Thu 9th May 2019 3:39pm)
  • Are all your shoes velcro? Do you eat nothing but cold food? Jesus Christ, if you can't afford it don't bid at all, or bid what you can afford. If it's too low you won't get the house and if they want to accept it and are desperate to sell then they will. It's a financial transaction, you're not asking someone out. Rejection isn't personal. by devandroid99 (Fri 10th May 2019 12:49pm)
  • What advice is there to give? "Should I lowball what I think is an excessive asking price in the hope that they're chancing it and accept the lower offer, or not bid at all?" If you can't answer that one yourself it's amazing you can get out of bed in the morning, let alone get the scratch together to buy a fucking house. Edit: I'll add to that, so I'm not being a total cunt, I put in a low offer on mine in a very high demand part of town, 7k over valuation which was very low as they were going for more than double that over. I didn't think I'd get it, the solicitor didn't think I'd get it, in fact I didn't really want it, but they took it because it was joint lowest and I was first time. by devandroid99 (Fri 10th May 2019 2:35pm)
  • Fair enough, horses for courses, but on the same vein I get wound up by people needing to be completely babied through life and asking the simplest of questions lengthy posts that don't bear any kind of fruitful conversation. What did other people do? Some people will have put bids in, some won't have bothered. Some of those bids will have been successful, some won't have. by devandroid99 (Fri 10th May 2019 3:49pm)
  • I think this is the case, unlimited, free and discount alcohol and happy hours are illegal in Scotland. by devandroid99 (Fri 10th May 2019 6:27pm)
  • Apparently there used to be an all you can eat and drink curry house somewhere, can't remember what it was called. Anyway, used to be. by devandroid99 (Fri 10th May 2019 7:13pm)
  • Snap! by devandroid99 (Fri 10th May 2019 7:27pm)
  • Amazon accept returns. Buy it, direct from Amazon, print what you need and send it back. I did that recently for a one use tool and slept like a fucking baby. by devandroid99 (Fri 10th May 2019 7:40pm)
  • Gies the number, I'll text. by devandroid99 (Fri 10th May 2019 7:56pm)
  • What's this got to do with Glasgow? by devandroid99 (Tue 14th May 2019 2:31pm)
  • They're all over the world - Nice, Brisbane, Singapore. All shite, every single one of them. by devandroid99 (Wed 15th May 2019 1:37am)
  • I've often wondered about the alleged underground tunnels that don't have trains in them. Couldn't these be opened up as cycle paths for a fraction of the cost of putting in trains? Anybody know anything about them? by devandroid99 (Wed 15th May 2019 12:49pm)
  • Not a terrible idea but surely they could be thinking a little bigger. by devandroid99 (Wed 15th May 2019 12:59pm)
  • Insomuch as anything can be. by devandroid99 (Wed 15th May 2019 11:13pm)
  • I've a feeling Toads Caravan on the south side may be what you're after. Marchtown has workshops on, might be worth checking that out too. by devandroid99 (Sun 19th May 2019 12:53am)
  • The fuck sort of social life do you have that you need to plan that six months in advance? by devandroid99 (Sun 19th May 2019 12:13pm)
  • Don't go by shop, go by artist. At the end of the day I couldn't give a fuck if the guy painting my house is sound as long as he does a good job, why treat a tattoo any differently? by devandroid99 (Sun 19th May 2019 12:15pm)
  • For the difference of a fiver each way in an Uber, or a walk up with a few drinks en route, I'd go to 6 by Nico. by devandroid99 (Sun 19th May 2019 12:28pm)
  • Fair enough! by devandroid99 (Sun 19th May 2019 1:13pm)
  • JSL electronics out at Bishopbriggs. Not the old cunt up Cathcart Road, he refused to tell me what components I was going to be paying for so I told him to stick it up his arse. by devandroid99 (Mon 20th May 2019 8:04pm)
  • SNP froze council tax to buy votes, and shagged the local authorities to death in the process. by devandroid99 (Wed 22nd May 2019 10:32am)
  • Is it even worth recycling in Glasgow? I see so much in the way of unsuitable material in every single bin I pass that surely it must all get fucked off to landfill. I also recall seeing the binmen emptying a glass recycling bin into a normal waste truck full of binbags, so I wonder if anyone actually knows what happens to it all? by devandroid99 (Mon 27th May 2019 5:45pm)
  • https://www.reddit.com/r/JusticeServed/comments/bsj3tk/guy_accuses_taxi_driver_of_trying_to_scam_him/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share by devandroid99 (Tue 28th May 2019 7:51pm)
  • Look up the hackney rules, you'll relax by devandroid99 (Tue 28th May 2019 10:25pm)
  • Post script... Litter. by devandroid99 (Tue 28th May 2019 11:42pm)
  • Who the fuck is this idiot? by devandroid99 (Wed 29th May 2019 6:27am)
  • Me, I'm this idiot. by devandroid99 (Wed 29th May 2019 6:53am)
  • Should probably wind it in... by devandroid99 (Wed 29th May 2019 7:57am)
  • Bit of a heavy evening, thanks for asking tho! Just absolute shit through the thumbs. How you keeping? by devandroid99 (Wed 29th May 2019 7:55am)
  • Banging cucumber sandwiches at Little Lord Fauntleroy's in Newton Mairns. by devandroid99 (Sat 1st Jun 2019 1:10pm)
  • Peter Tobin. by devandroid99 (Sat 1st Jun 2019 1:28pm)
  • I think they're more concerned with the vilification of child molesters tbh pal. by devandroid99 (Sat 1st Jun 2019 1:27pm)
  • Woah, u enlightened, huh? by devandroid99 (Sat 1st Jun 2019 1:32pm)
  • Football fans discredit themselves. I was having a conversation with some mates about alcohol bans at football stadia Vs alcohol for sale at rugby - one of our group reminded us that "at the last old firm game a ten year old kid got hit in the face with a brick". This has nothing to do with discrediting football and everything to do with making an institution accountable for the actions of its employees and representatives. Is the Catholic church unfairly victimised for the atrocious behaviour of paedophile priests? by devandroid99 (Sat 1st Jun 2019 1:48pm)
  • How are other teams and fans suffering as a result of the actions of Celtic coaches and employees towards these children? by devandroid99 (Sat 1st Jun 2019 2:31pm)
  • So they're not. Strict liability involves holding the clubs responsible for the actions of their fans, not other fans themselves. If in practical terms this means punitive fines or playing behind closed doors then so be it - perhaps clubs will start taking antisocial behaviour seriously. But I absolutely fail to see what link this has with historic cases of child sexual abuse at Celtic football club. The two phenomena are not linked. by devandroid99 (Sat 1st Jun 2019 3:13pm)
  • Well, maybe the threat of closing the ground or dining the club will be the kick up the arse needed for good men to stop standing by and doing nothing while arseholes act like arseholes. by devandroid99 (Sat 1st Jun 2019 3:23pm)
  • Why the fuck should I, as a taxpayer who hates football, have to foot the bill to breed the hate out of you cunts? by devandroid99 (Sat 1st Jun 2019 3:31pm)
  • So you tolerate things which are legal and within the law, but don't feel that people should call for things which are currently legal to be banned - i.e. made illegal? by devandroid99 (Tue 4th Jun 2019 12:06pm)
  • It's been fenced off and privately owned since the square was built - the "rich" haven't just come swanning in in Hansom cabs, instructing their valets to thrash the local plebs who were innocently enjoying their litter-free gruel in the sunshine. The rich have fenced off every front garden in the whole town - I've got one across the road that came with my flat, ffs, it's hardly unheard of and hardly unreasonable. by devandroid99 (Tue 4th Jun 2019 7:42pm)
  • Four candles. by devandroid99 (Fri 7th Jun 2019 9:07am)
  • "Awrite cunto" by devandroid99 (Sat 8th Jun 2019 12:08pm)
  • True, but when the service goes to the wall there will be a measurable difference in response from the different companies. by devandroid99 (Tue 18th Jun 2019 9:08am)
  • Virgin don't offer fibre to my property, that's on a totally separate infrastructure to the Openreach network. They also tried to charge me a cancellation fee when I moved out of a flat years ago, even tho the new tenants went with virgin so the same line was continuously occupied. by devandroid99 (Tue 18th Jun 2019 2:31pm)
  • Virgin don't offer fibre to my property, that's on a totally separate infrastructure to the Openreach network. They also tried to charge me a cancellation fee when I moved out of a flat years ago, even tho the new tenants went with virgin so the same line was continuously occupied. by devandroid99 (Tue 18th Jun 2019 2:49pm)
  • They've been upgrading a load of cabinets near my place - the Openreach checker says I'm close enough for 160, I think it was, so going to give them a shout shortly. Thanks! by devandroid99 (Tue 18th Jun 2019 2:51pm)
  • Probably so they can skelp the passengers, the miserable cunts. by devandroid99 (Wed 26th Jun 2019 4:10am)
  • Everybody has millions of them, ergo they're not in the bin or on the streets or in landfill. Make them 50 pence and folk will soon remember to take them with for their messages. by devandroid99 (Tue 2nd Jul 2019 11:29pm)
  • "i'd rather not be pushing metal tubes that could easily kill a person if there was a slight accident, into my mouth" Do you eat your food with a plastic fork and knife and all, you clumsy bastard? by devandroid99 (Tue 2nd Jul 2019 11:27pm)
  • This prick needs straws because without them he'd just glass himself in the mouth. by devandroid99 (Wed 3rd Jul 2019 12:43pm)
  • I've definitely got far fewer of these than I did the free ones, and I always make an effort to take bags with me whereas before I didn't care. I reckon there are less of the thin blue ones littering the streets, anyway, and I think a higher tax used to fund street cleaning services is exactly the answer. by devandroid99 (Wed 3rd Jul 2019 6:50pm)
  • They're not on the streets, they're in people houses but there'd be a fuck of a lot less in people's houses if they had to fork out more money for them. It's an easy way of administering a plastic tax seeing as how it's already begun, and one I'm all for. 50p on polystyrene containers for takeaways as well for dirty pissed up bastards who can't put their chips in the bin. by devandroid99 (Wed 3rd Jul 2019 7:04pm)
  • It predominantly depends on the neighbours - I'm first floor and wouldn't know the guy underneath me was there if I didn't occasionally hear him doing stuff outside in his garden but never heard a peep from him whilst inside. The guy upstairs is a guitar teacher and I can hear that, and when they've got folk over at the weekend or whenever for a drink. Fortunately (for me) I've been a horrendously noisy cunt over the years so it doesn't bother me in the slightest. Sound conducts through the floor, which vibrates my ceiling but I've never really been in a flat where the folk downstairs have been the pain in the arse as the sound tends to be dampened by the air gap. ​ It'll also depend on a few other things, namely floor coverings, and whether or not the ash used to deaden the sound between the floors is still in place. If you do move in and it's bad (and carpeted), you could also look at getting acoustic underlay installed, I know it's a rental but I can't see it being too dear to buy it and get it laid and the original carpet put back over it, although I'm sure someone will be along to tell me I'm talking shite in a minute. by devandroid99 (Sun 7th Jul 2019 3:18am)
  • [https://www.scotland.police.uk/secureforms/police-complaints/](https://www.scotland.police.uk/secureforms/police-complaints/) ​ Q455, if anyone's interested. by devandroid99 (Sun 7th Jul 2019 3:52am)
  • Of course he's a cunt, look at the nick of them skinny jeans. by devandroid99 (Wed 10th Jul 2019 4:21am)
  • Decisions like this should be made by the likes of you and I at the ballot box, not by the police who are tasked with dealing with the consequences of our elections. by devandroid99 (Wed 10th Jul 2019 4:43am)
  • Is the subby closing? I had a brilliant night the last time I was there, ten years ago. by devandroid99 (Wed 24th Jul 2019 4:54pm)
  • Just get a bigger rat. by devandroid99 (Wed 31st Jul 2019 12:39pm)
  • I know, I gave it to her. by devandroid99 (Tue 6th Aug 2019 11:00am)
  • According to that, he turned 2092. by devandroid99 (Fri 9th Aug 2019 10:37am)
  • He's already drunk it and is just away to pish it out. by devandroid99 (Sun 11th Aug 2019 9:05am)
  • Two of us went for breakfast last week, was over 40 quid. Eight pounds for two milkshakes was a bit much, food was good and the atmosphere is pleasant but £45 with tip for brunch for two is a bit of a piss take. by devandroid99 (Sun 11th Aug 2019 8:43pm)
  • Just snort it all at the bottom, the walk up will be a doddle. by devandroid99 (Mon 12th Aug 2019 12:41am)
  • Not a popular point, but I agree. Political grandstanding from the SNP who know art school luvvies are their bread and butter. It's caused an incredible amount of disruption, upset and expense. Knock it down and build it again to modern standards, there's no point at all keeping what's still standing of the exterior wall when it can be rebuilt exactly as it was before it was torched. by devandroid99 (Mon 12th Aug 2019 1:07pm)
  • No. Art school luvvies all vote SNP doesn't mean all independence voters are art school luvvies. Doesn't even mean all who voted for independence are SNP voters. It was a referendum, not an election. by devandroid99 (Mon 12th Aug 2019 2:09pm)
  • Grade A listed, just like the Grade A listed Egyptian Halls that nobody gives two fucks about. by devandroid99 (Mon 12th Aug 2019 2:36pm)
  • More like a marathon of "this is the last time I'll tell you to put that fucking controller down and help me with this wean". by devandroid99 (Mon 12th Aug 2019 7:13pm)
  • Don't listen to anyone who drinks Cointreau. by devandroid99 (Wed 14th Aug 2019 12:42am)
  • Fucking mental that you can choose a government or leave the EU based on majority turnout at the polls, but can't change your factor. by devandroid99 (Wed 14th Aug 2019 5:53pm)
  • Be advised Koel Schipyard only take card payments. by devandroid99 (Wed 14th Aug 2019 5:55pm)
  • I can't really see the point you're trying to make. Are you saying the GSA should be saved because it's already been burned down twice? Or that it should be saved because it's the "responsibility of the public sector"? I'm not sure what that last part means. Should it have infinite lives and bottomless pockets because it's a university building? by devandroid99 (Thu 15th Aug 2019 1:14am)
  • Are you a clock? by devandroid99 (Thu 15th Aug 2019 1:23am)
  • It's not an anything thing, it just is. by devandroid99 (Thu 15th Aug 2019 8:22am)
  • Haud, surely. by devandroid99 (Thu 15th Aug 2019 12:46pm)
  • You don't know the full story. Could have had previous for phoning in and you're wanting what may or may not be Nana Mary's handmade sandwiches hauled over the coal for it? Bollocks. by devandroid99 (Thu 15th Aug 2019 12:54pm)
  • Would you expect to be paid for it though? by devandroid99 (Thu 15th Aug 2019 12:52pm)
  • Right enough. Unpaid leave, fair enough, but paid leave for a dog, particularly when they chose to put her down, is ridiculous and you'd have a hard time sacking folk for taking the piss if they told you they had ten dogs as opposed to 4 grandparents. I wonder if this is a weekend bender gone a bit too far. by devandroid99 (Thu 15th Aug 2019 12:52pm)
  • Don't worry, you can hate tomorrow's cunt d'jour for four minutes instead. by devandroid99 (Thu 15th Aug 2019 1:09pm)
  • Crispy rolls>stars. And get in about the peanut butter kit kat chunky. by devandroid99 (Thu 15th Aug 2019 8:02pm)
  • Dear. But worth it for a blow out I reckon, and they do oysters for a quid if that's your thing. by devandroid99 (Fri 16th Aug 2019 5:28pm)
  • The fact it's privately owned is a hurdle, but not an insurmountable one. If there was public pressure there'd also be political pressure, GCC could compulsorily purchase the Egyptian Halls, or declare works urgent and carry them out, passing the cost on to the owner. The banknote black hole that is GSA is only being continually rebuilt because of the public profile of the building - it's a crowd pleaser. I've no idea which of the two buildings is more architecturally significant but if Thomson had the same public profile as Mackintosh that scaffolding would have been long gone, regardless of who owns the building. by devandroid99 (Sat 17th Aug 2019 5:03pm)
  • I had an amp shit itself last year and took it to JSL electronics in Bishopbriggs. Had no problems since, and I'd thoroughly recommend him. At least give him a call and see what he says. by devandroid99 (Thu 22nd Aug 2019 10:14am)
  • Is hitchhiking illegal or do the police just hate Blackpool? by devandroid99 (Thu 22nd Aug 2019 11:19am)
  • Well, that answers your question of who's still huffing gas. by devandroid99 (Thu 22nd Aug 2019 5:09pm)
  • Aye, nae bother Scooby-Doo, I'm sure they'll interrogate every punter in every nearby pub. by devandroid99 (Wed 28th Aug 2019 12:41pm)
  • Alright guys, shut the internet down, this fucking smart arse has got it all figured out. by devandroid99 (Wed 28th Aug 2019 7:12pm)
  • I went, thought the service was topknotch by devandroid99 (Thu 29th Aug 2019 3:25pm)
  • I think this might be the silver lining here - hopefully this shit show will be the straw that breaks the camel's back and forces the council to review their march approval procedures. by devandroid99 (Sat 31st Aug 2019 10:48am)
  • How about they ALL go fuck themselves? This isn't my enemy's enemy is my friend, they're all cretinous cunts. by devandroid99 (Sat 31st Aug 2019 10:52am)
  • Pair of fuds. by devandroid99 (Sat 31st Aug 2019 11:11am)
  • Why? On what grounds? Fair enough people have the right to peaceful assembly, but this is an incident involving violence and enormous expense. What do you think is going to happen next marching season in retaliation? How much is that all going to cost? by devandroid99 (Sat 31st Aug 2019 11:22am)
  • How does your ignorance of current affairs make me a dick? by devandroid99 (Sat 31st Aug 2019 11:29am)
  • Think they do an all you can eat one day of the week, possibly Thursday? Not the comfiest pub, but the foods good. by devandroid99 (Sat 31st Aug 2019 11:28am)
  • Have a look at the news pal, it's pretty obvious what they're talking about. by devandroid99 (Sat 31st Aug 2019 11:26am)
  • And you're acting like a fucking helmet sniffer. by devandroid99 (Sat 31st Aug 2019 11:43am)
  • Just spoke to him, he's @SprayartGallery by devandroid99 (Sat 31st Aug 2019 6:19pm)
  • He's on Buchanan at right now! by devandroid99 (Sat 31st Aug 2019 6:16pm)
  • Is that sarcastic or are you just thinking aloud? by devandroid99 (Sun 1st Sep 2019 2:42pm)
  • So what, if they had a PO box or a portfolio of lodges it would be more acceptable? by devandroid99 (Sun 1st Sep 2019 2:53pm)
  • No, straight up I was just wondering, it's an awful thing and the article even mentioned a wee girl in jammies, just thought you might have an opinion that hadn't occurred to me. by devandroid99 (Sun 1st Sep 2019 3:24pm)
  • So if it's the least important it still bears some importance? by devandroid99 (Sun 1st Sep 2019 3:23pm)
  • Hold on, you yourself said it was the most important. by devandroid99 (Sun 1st Sep 2019 3:25pm)
  • Nope, not my train of thought at all. by devandroid99 (Mon 2nd Sep 2019 1:47pm)
  • Use the myglasgow app and report it on there. by devandroid99 (Mon 9th Sep 2019 2:09pm)
  • Went to Loon Fung the other night, it was dreadful. Pork belly came out freezing cold so had to go back, was just put under the grill, and the crab had just been chucked in the deep fat fryer and was as dry as anything, really gone downhill and won't be back. by devandroid99 (Mon 9th Sep 2019 3:17pm)
  • I had a total arseache registering. I think I deleted it then downloaded again and logged in and I had an account, maybe give that a try. by devandroid99 (Mon 9th Sep 2019 3:16pm)
  • To meet charming, optimistic cunts like you. by devandroid99 (Mon 9th Sep 2019 3:50pm)
  • Brutti Compadres have a bit downstairs. by devandroid99 (Tue 10th Sep 2019 12:17am)
  • I went the other way, unbearably arrogant cunts in some of the offices I worked in, with an inexplicable superiority complex over people who work with their hands who, as it happens, very likely make more coin than they did then and do now. by devandroid99 (Tue 10th Sep 2019 12:20am)
  • "Awrite, where you wanna go hen?" by devandroid99 (Tue 10th Sep 2019 6:37pm)
  • November next year by devandroid99 (Tue 10th Sep 2019 7:32pm)
  • They sound like PS2 games. by devandroid99 (Tue 10th Sep 2019 7:31pm)
  • Ranjits and mother India both seconded, ranjits is fantastic and all vegetarian (I think) so very cheap. by devandroid99 (Wed 11th Sep 2019 11:26am)
  • Thirty seven?! by devandroid99 (Wed 11th Sep 2019 11:47am)
  • It's post-imperialism at it's finest, but you can get a good curry in the second city of the empire! by devandroid99 (Wed 11th Sep 2019 12:54pm)
  • Awful place. by devandroid99 (Wed 11th Sep 2019 5:33pm)
  • Phillies is the best pub on the southside, imho. by devandroid99 (Wed 11th Sep 2019 5:33pm)
  • Anecdotal shite. Present me evidence that their has been a spike in violence. by devandroid99 (Wed 11th Sep 2019 5:38pm)
  • What's your evidence that people in said housing are actually more angry/agitated? Or are you just terrified of people who rent and think you'll get eaten alive if you enter a neighborhood with more than one family behind a door? by devandroid99 (Wed 11th Sep 2019 5:37pm)
  • Righto, the way it was worded (and the fact it's already been covered, ad nauseum) made me think you meant "has anyone else noticed" a general upwards trend of violent incidents across the city for a prolonged period of time, rather than referring to the well known and publicised disorder you've linked to. Yes, we're all aware of and have noticed these marches and riots. These were two, cause and effect, but to be honest not what I'd call a "spike" as such. by devandroid99 (Wed 11th Sep 2019 7:21pm)
  • You obviously don't know the meaning of anecdotal... by devandroid99 (Wed 11th Sep 2019 7:40pm)
  • Same two incidents. There have been two incidents that we've all noticed. And it's not been the "orange mob" that's been marching. by devandroid99 (Wed 11th Sep 2019 8:03pm)
  • Bingo. Sundays, after shutdown. Keep the third rail live. by devandroid99 (Thu 12th Sep 2019 1:18am)
  • Huthesons have a pretty swanky looking private room. https://www.hutchesonsglasgow.com/privatedining by devandroid99 (Thu 12th Sep 2019 12:44pm)
  • Everyone has the right to protest, but it's not an absolute right. There are lots of things banned whose prohibition I disagree with, and lots of things legal which I think should be banned. It wouldn't take much for Glasgow city council to limit the number of these things whilst still keeping everything completely legal and complying with the ECHR. by devandroid99 (Sat 14th Sep 2019 9:46am)
  • Please, for the love of fuck, don't fly tip it. Chuck it on Freecycle or gumtree first (if it works), I got rid of one that way, was picked up by man with van on behalf of someone else. Failing that just kick up absolute stink with the previous letting agents, they should have had the delivery guys get rid of it when they brought the new one. by devandroid99 (Sun 15th Sep 2019 11:45am)
  • How long does the rental last? by devandroid99 (Sun 15th Sep 2019 11:52am)
  • You want to get your shit together, you dosser. by devandroid99 (Sun 15th Sep 2019 11:55am)
  • I wear these things every day for three month stints and have my hearing tested every two years. I can assure you that you are talking absolute shit. by devandroid99 (Sun 15th Sep 2019 2:09pm)
  • You didn't say ANYONE will get an ear infection. You said earplugs triple the bacteria inside your ears. Yes, people can get ear infections from plugs. They can also get ear infections from headphones, swimming pools and general fucking living. If you keep the plugs clean, change them frequently, and maintain a decent standard of personal hygiene then the risks are absolutely minimal which leads me to the inevitable conclusion that YOU, sir or madam, are a manky fucking cunt. https://www.livestrong.com/article/263656-dangers-of-wearing-ear-plugs/ "Ear infections are commonly blamed on the use of ear plugs, although very little research supports this relationship." by devandroid99 (Sun 15th Sep 2019 2:22pm)
  • Nae bother hard man, I'll stick them in my fucking eyes so I don't need to read any more of your nonsense. I know that if you got ear infections from plugs you're a clatty cunt, that's one thing for sure. by devandroid99 (Sun 15th Sep 2019 2:34pm)
  • Every shawarma place in town is streets ahead of your traditional kebab shop. If you're south side get a chicken wrap from Kurdish on Allison at. by devandroid99 (Sun 15th Sep 2019 11:29pm)
  • https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/damascene-street-food-everything-you-12026417 by devandroid99 (Mon 16th Sep 2019 10:10am)
  • Little tip - Kurdistan Shawarma around the corner on Calder St normally has lamb. by devandroid99 (Mon 16th Sep 2019 2:21pm)
  • If it's not legally enforceable I'll put my name on e paperwork for you, love a rammy with letting agents. by devandroid99 (Mon 16th Sep 2019 8:42pm)
  • Is this a joke I'm not getting? by devandroid99 (Mon 16th Sep 2019 8:40pm)
  • Oocha beastie, controversial. by devandroid99 (Mon 16th Sep 2019 9:25pm)
  • Rental or bought? If it's a rental it's the landlord's responsibility, or so the fire brigade told me when I nearly burned a flat down and there weren't any installed. by devandroid99 (Thu 19th Sep 2019 2:51pm)
  • They need to get hidden cameras up and just start fucking hammering people with fines for fly tipping - a few ten grand penalties will make people realise this is just not on. by devandroid99 (Thu 19th Sep 2019 3:28pm)
  • Considered you're maybe just nae funny? If you smell shite everywhere you go... by devandroid99 (Thu 19th Sep 2019 3:32pm)
  • And there you have it - wonder no more where they downvotes are coming from... by devandroid99 (Thu 19th Sep 2019 3:57pm)
  • Should have smashed his head in, you shitebag. by devandroid99 (Thu 19th Sep 2019 8:05pm)
  • Queen street to Edinburgh trains leave every 15 minutes on the 15 minutes, there are more but they take longer. I'm pretty sure the ones at 15 and 45 past are the quickest at around 48 minutes, but check thetrainline.com. If you're staying overnight you can buy a return to Inverkeithing that's valid for 1 month, otherwise the ticket needs to be used same day. Bus tickets are cheaper than the train and valid for a month, but take about 30 minutes longer than the quickest train. by devandroid99 (Thu 19th Sep 2019 8:24pm)
  • Well, not worth getting chibbed with a dirty needle over a fucked bike. by devandroid99 (Thu 19th Sep 2019 10:25pm)
  • Looks like he's had enough of folk taking the piss with traffic cones and has ended it all. by devandroid99 (Fri 20th Sep 2019 1:47pm)
  • Fuck did you do, you throbber? Maximum disruption is what's required and I take my hat off to these kids for give a shit and trying to do something. If you think that this problem is going to solve itself then you're insane. I can't wait until they're old enough to vote. by devandroid99 (Fri 20th Sep 2019 1:53pm)
  • Well, YOU fucking won't, you inconsequential pessimistic cretin. by devandroid99 (Fri 20th Sep 2019 2:07pm)
  • Hahahah, so you modified your behaviour and still say they didn't achieve anything?! GTFO. by devandroid99 (Sun 22nd Sep 2019 3:27pm)
  • If you've not seen UVF/UDA banners and flags at marches you've not been looking very hard. by devandroid99 (Sun 22nd Sep 2019 5:19pm)
  • The marches are legal, I think the argument here is that they shouldn't be. It's distinctly possible for the council to ban or at least limit the extraordinary number of sectarian marches whilst complying with the ECHR. by devandroid99 (Sun 22nd Sep 2019 5:16pm)
  • You're a daft fucker, aren't you? by devandroid99 (Sun 22nd Sep 2019 5:47pm)
  • True, it's extraordinarily unlikely, but not impossible and it's important that people are aware of the change. by devandroid99 (Sun 22nd Sep 2019 6:02pm)
  • This is not true. They are now enforceable thanks to this dafty who took the piss and fucked it for everyone. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/03/britains-biggest-parking-fine-motorist-told-must-pay-24500-ignored/ by devandroid99 (Sun 22nd Sep 2019 6:00pm)
  • Whatever happened to that wifie who was burned at the digital stake for that Glasgow Effect thing where her idea of torture was to not leave the city for 12 months? Did she go ahead with it? by devandroid99 (Sun 22nd Sep 2019 6:08pm)
  • Fuck me, she's milked the tits dry on that knacker of an idea. by devandroid99 (Sun 22nd Sep 2019 6:15pm)
  • ROI of 400-600%? My hole. by devandroid99 (Mon 23rd Sep 2019 10:18pm)
  • I just did, can't find anything from a reputable site supporting the idea, or even much about plates as an investment from anyone who doesn't sell plates as an investment. Have you anything to back up your claim? by devandroid99 (Mon 23rd Sep 2019 11:41pm)
  • You're the one who told me to Google it! by devandroid99 (Tue 24th Sep 2019 8:12am)
  • Weather's about to go to shit so I wouldn't put all my eggs in that basket - have a backup plan. by devandroid99 (Tue 24th Sep 2019 10:50pm)
  • Errols Hot Pizza on Vicky Road is better by a considerable length. by devandroid99 (Wed 25th Sep 2019 11:57am)
  • The fines for the ones they catch aren't, but the deterrent factor certainly is. If you knew you'd never get caught you'd surely just screenshot the app and never pay a penny. by devandroid99 (Wed 25th Sep 2019 11:56am)
  • An MOT things like emissions, tyre tread, blinkers and seatbelts. If you're timing belt's fucked, a head gasket is about to go or you need an alternator or new gearbox these things are not covered by an MOT. https://www.halfordsautocentres.com/advice/mot-advice/whats-checked-in-an-mot by devandroid99 (Wed 25th Sep 2019 12:37pm)
  • Is it a one use code or a "normal" code for a tenner off? by devandroid99 (Wed 25th Sep 2019 1:24pm)
  • Aye, and I hear they're soon incorporating everything on that stupid website into the OED... by devandroid99 (Wed 25th Sep 2019 1:22pm)
  • Is it a QR code? Last time I used it it was just a word with a bar that changed colour or something, nothing that needed scanned. by devandroid99 (Wed 25th Sep 2019 4:59pm)
  • Nah, I reckon it's better. To each their own. by devandroid99 (Wed 25th Sep 2019 7:02pm)
  • And is that the context that the "weegieboo" #peoplemakeglasgow crowd are using it in, or are you just being oversensitive because Aberdeen fans scream it at you at the football? by devandroid99 (Wed 25th Sep 2019 8:08pm)
  • I've been twice - first time was fantastic, second time the proprietor at the time (I believe she's since left) wasn't in and several of the dishes were over-lemoned and parsleyed to within an inch of their lifes. by devandroid99 (Wed 25th Sep 2019 8:05pm)
  • He made a living out of struggling to get his hole. The people who make the most noise about riding see the ones who ride the least. by devandroid99 (Wed 25th Sep 2019 10:38pm)
  • Not at all, I just think you're talking shit and giving someone unnecessary hassle. I don't think it's a derisive word. It can be, if used as "fucking weegie cunt", but as annoying as the "weegieboo" crowd might be they're harmless and not trying to give anyone grief. by devandroid99 (Thu 26th Sep 2019 8:03am)
  • They also have Rotterdam and Antwerp, two of the largest ports in the world, which makes the importation of safrole easier. by devandroid99 (Thu 26th Sep 2019 8:48am)
  • I don't think it is, when I was on 3 I went into the shop and asked the guy about it. He told me the infrastructure in the city centre just can't cope, everyone's on 4g, so drop it down to 3 and you'll have more luck. I'm now with Vodafone and as shit as their customer service is the coverage is far better. by devandroid99 (Thu 26th Sep 2019 9:18am)
  • No it isn't. by devandroid99 (Thu 26th Sep 2019 7:44pm)
  • She wasn't thinking about her kid when she had her fingers in the till, why should the courts? by devandroid99 (Fri 27th Sep 2019 3:05pm)
  • I too would advise looking out the window before you leave the house. by devandroid99 (Sat 28th Sep 2019 9:03am)
  • Railtrack? It's been Network Rail for nearly 20 years. Aside from that, most times I've been delayed recently has been due to broken down trains. by devandroid99 (Sat 28th Sep 2019 9:00am)
  • How long does one of them last you? by devandroid99 (Sat 28th Sep 2019 10:05am)
  • Otherside on pollokshaws road. by devandroid99 (Sat 28th Sep 2019 10:22am)
  • Horrific. by devandroid99 (Sun 29th Sep 2019 5:14am)
  • If it's anything like the boats I work on it'll be full of arseholes. by devandroid99 (Sun 29th Sep 2019 4:58pm)
  • I read that more as saying it's sad that women only spaces are needed at all, not who the fuck do these bitches think they are for excluding penises from their office. by devandroid99 (Sun 29th Sep 2019 9:21pm)
  • Would the original paint have faded tho? As someone who knows nothing about it I'd imagine you'd be best taking the bike in and getting it matched rather than the colour as it was when the frame was new. by devandroid99 (Mon 30th Sep 2019 3:09pm)
  • I don't think they sell paint in-store any more, could be wrong though. by devandroid99 (Mon 30th Sep 2019 3:07pm)
  • Aye, nobody's more fun at parties than the fuckwit who keeps asking people to repeat themselves. by devandroid99 (Tue 1st Oct 2019 12:30pm)
  • But posting snide comments will? Could be wrong but I don't think this wee cafe put a £3.1 bn black hole in holiday giant Thomas Cook's balance sheet, they owe the staff fuck all but are doing a wee bit to make things easier on them. by devandroid99 (Tue 1st Oct 2019 12:36pm)
  • The more I walk around the more I'm convinced it's not "litter" as such. The new bins they've put in are constantly overflowing, there are bin bags all over the street that have been shredded by animals because of their fucking ridiculous new refuse rules, and recycling bins never seem to be emptied. I can't remember the last time I left the house and didn't report something on that app. They need to bring back large bins for businesses - I'm convinced that the problem with rubbish on the streets has gotten exponentially worse since they disappeared. by devandroid99 (Tue 1st Oct 2019 3:45pm)
  • Standard. Seems to be the way as the seasons change, winter comes in and the snot factory starts working overtime. by devandroid99 (Wed 2nd Oct 2019 1:55pm)
  • How many staff are they looking for? Have several people left at once? by devandroid99 (Wed 2nd Oct 2019 2:16pm)
  • Wanker. by devandroid99 (Wed 2nd Oct 2019 8:22pm)
  • Exactly. Dictating that "it must be one or the other" misses the whole point entirely. by devandroid99 (Sat 5th Oct 2019 6:44pm)
  • What the fuck are you studying? by devandroid99 (Sat 5th Oct 2019 7:01pm)
  • Why they're state funded to begin with? Begin with? Are you blind? The whole point is we're supposed to be moving on from all this shite, not digging deeper trenches. by devandroid99 (Sun 6th Oct 2019 3:43pm)
  • Can ye, aye? That must be why people take multiple sporadic temporary tenants as opposed to guaranteed rent from one. by devandroid99 (Sun 6th Oct 2019 3:54pm)
  • And what better way to counter that than chucking kids into a segregated school based on whichever horseshit religion their parents threw them into! by devandroid99 (Sun 6th Oct 2019 4:00pm)
  • My mrs had to get a letter from the local priest stating she was of good character, giving the consent of the Catholic church for her to work at a Catholic school. Exempt from the Equality Act. Outside of education, it's completely illegal for an employer to ask her of which faith she is. Read the Education (Scotland) act and then tell me there's no segregation in schools. by devandroid99 (Sun 6th Oct 2019 4:08pm)
  • Since you've revisited that, I'll reply again. I don't fucking care why catholic schools were established, and you're talking to someone who went to Christian Brothers. Stop breeding hate into children and telling them theyre different. If they won't, you have to. by devandroid99 (Sun 6th Oct 2019 4:13pm)
  • Cause she's on her placement and doesn't have a choice. by devandroid99 (Sun 6th Oct 2019 4:18pm)
  • Get fucked, you know full well I posted that reply before you edited. You said they're not segregated, I said they are. I don't care about whichever anachronistic bullshit reason you're still clinging on to, the fact is pure and simple that children are segregated and it doesn't do anyone any favours. How far back do you want to go? by devandroid99 (Sun 6th Oct 2019 4:17pm)
  • Funnily enough I don't control what she does or where she works. by devandroid99 (Sun 6th Oct 2019 4:35pm)
  • You're not supposed to beat women. by devandroid99 (Wed 9th Oct 2019 11:21am)
  • He's not wanting his grot accidentally uploaded to his iphoto account to pop up as a screensaver, that's for sure. by devandroid99 (Wed 9th Oct 2019 11:38am)
  • They were nice, had a wee gym downstairs with a pool and a jacuzzi and a snooker room when i lived there in 2010. Windows in the flats were a wee bit small tho. Ended up walking past for some reason or a other recently and think the snooker room now has the gum gear in it. by devandroid99 (Wed 9th Oct 2019 11:46am)
  • What fucking rot. Parkas with furry hoods have been a wardrobe staple for decades. The fur keeps the wind out and the warm air in. by devandroid99 (Fri 27th Dec 2019 7:09pm)
  • Amen. If you've limited space and insist on having a bike, get more space, don't commandeer public areas. by devandroid99 (Wed 1st Jan 2020 12:59pm)
  • You might be able to pick up a home impression kit on Amazon or eBay, if your splint isn't working try one out if thicker plastic. by devandroid99 (Wed 1st Jan 2020 1:06pm)
  • It's a referendum, not an election, and if there was no democratic mandate for another referendum then there wouldn't be one. As it stands, the SNP took the vast majority of seats at Westminster, people who voted for them know full well what their raison d'etre is, so they've every right to hold another one. Should there only be one parliamentary election ever? And if/when independence happens, if there's a Scottish Reunification of the Union party who gets in they'll have every right to push for their referendum too. by devandroid99 (Sat 11th Jan 2020 1:16pm)
  • There's water vapour in the air we breathe. And I'm not quite sure what you mean by "your body can detect properly", but it's a pretty clear indicator you've no idea what you're talking about. by devandroid99 (Sat 11th Jan 2020 1:52pm)
  • Sterling is a fiat currency, the gold standard was dropped almost 90 years ago. by devandroid99 (Sat 11th Jan 2020 5:49pm)
  • I'm convinced that's why No took the first ref. Being called a Tory bastard when having the temerity to question the groupthink turned an awful lot of undecideds off. by devandroid99 (Sat 11th Jan 2020 5:52pm)
  • It's an emotive subject and it brought a lot of people who hadn't ever been politically engaged to the topic - which is good, but not if they're behaving like they're at a football match. by devandroid99 (Sat 11th Jan 2020 6:25pm)
  • It might have, but the money will just have been spent afterwards. by devandroid99 (Sun 12th Jan 2020 5:09pm)
  • It's easy enough to not go and see something. by devandroid99 (Sun 12th Jan 2020 5:10pm)
  • The word triggered triggers the "this cunts obviously a cunt" response. by devandroid99 (Tue 14th Jan 2020 2:34pm)
  • It was a pretty baaaaaaad joke tbf. by devandroid99 (Fri 17th Jan 2020 12:27pm)
  • Sounds like your palate's soft as fuck. by devandroid99 (Sun 19th Jan 2020 2:43pm)
  • Kurdish street food on Allison at beats it, although it city centre. Also a big fan of lazord altho can be hit or miss. If you're near St Enoch, Shawarma King isn't worth the trek out. by devandroid99 (Fri 24th Jan 2020 3:24pm)
  • What do you care what I eat? I don't give a shit if you eat meat or not and don't tell anyone my reasons behind not eating meat as 1) I don't want to proselytise and 2) it's fucking honking patter. You getting on your high horse about pseudo-meats is as self righteous as vegans or vegetarians trying to tell people why they shouldn't eat meat. by devandroid99 (Sat 25th Jan 2020 7:44pm)
  • I'd second this. Mate of mine does it and with OT and per diems he's making plenty cash. That said, long stints away from home may not be your thing. Also trades easier to be own boss. by devandroid99 (Sat 25th Jan 2020 8:22pm)
  • Change your departure time in the app, I dunno if it accounts for traffic but it might. by devandroid99 (Sat 25th Jan 2020 10:12pm)
  • Curious my fucking arsehole. That's a hackneyed old trope used by morons to try to I don't know what - plant seeds of doubt in others' choices? Try to make them look stupid? There's only one cunt left looking stupid here. by devandroid99 (Sat 25th Jan 2020 10:10pm)
  • You sure? I thought you'd need to be gas safe registered to do that job, and pretty much full on gas fitter. by devandroid99 (Sat 25th Jan 2020 10:26pm)
  • Fair enough, good point about the meter readers also. by devandroid99 (Sat 25th Jan 2020 10:50pm)
  • It is a trope, because you're about the tenth repetitive arsehole to think they're smart wheeling it out in the last few months. I bet you think that lesbians shouldn't use dildos either because "har har, they've made their choice, har har". You know absolutely nothing about my beliefs - fuck all. I can assure you I'm far from fragile, just easily riled by boring smart-arsed twats like you. by devandroid99 (Sun 26th Jan 2020 12:29am)
  • The guys a dick, he refused to tell me what was wrong with an amp I took in and what components were required. JSL Electronics at Bishopbriggs was much, much better, give him a call first. by devandroid99 (Mon 27th Jan 2020 8:31pm)
  • Ooh err mister. by devandroid99 (Mon 27th Jan 2020 8:30pm)
  • Stick a random few hundred on the end, lots of people will be bidding the common numbers, on the £5k etc. Add another £300 and you might just pip them. by devandroid99 (Mon 27th Jan 2020 8:37pm)
  • You'll have a shite time on that, get a job or student loans or something. Fair play to you though, best of luck. by devandroid99 (Mon 27th Jan 2020 8:49pm)
  • Not as fucking cunty as that comment. by devandroid99 (Thu 30th Jan 2020 4:44pm)
  • Don't go by studio, go by artist. by devandroid99 (Thu 30th Jan 2020 4:45pm)
  • Passports can be denied if they're in date too. You're acting as if you're some kind of authority on the subject when the only correct answer is "fuck knows, turn up and see". by devandroid99 (Thu 30th Jan 2020 4:53pm)
  • Of course it's allowed, you'll just get downvoted for being a miserable sod. by devandroid99 (Thu 30th Jan 2020 8:23pm)
  • Isn't this just littering? I mean, put it somewhere discrete I suppose, but just dropping it on a windowsill is a bit wide. by devandroid99 (Fri 31st Jan 2020 12:09pm)
  • Couldn't give a fuck about major chains, independent retailers are the ones worth going to and Glasgow has them over Edinburgh in spades as they can't afford the rent and rates in the capital city. Identikit malls are depressing, and I do my utmost to avoid them. That said, in answer to your question, I think these are built more to cater for international tourists - and there's not much Glasgow can do to cater to them, particularly with the cuts the council is and will be implementing. by devandroid99 (Sat 1st Feb 2020 12:17pm)
  • I think you're dead wrong about Edinburgh being better than Glasgow for food. I'm through there a lot and I don't think there are as many places to eat good food at reasonable prices, and I'm not talking Michelin starred wankery. by devandroid99 (Sat 1st Feb 2020 4:37pm)
  • Do you think anyone comes from abroad to Glasgow to shop? by devandroid99 (Sun 2nd Feb 2020 11:40am)
  • Can't fucking spell though, can you? by devandroid99 (Sun 2nd Feb 2020 9:21pm)
  • Yes in Scotland. Got this wee arsehole to thank for it. https://www.scotsman.com/news-2-15012/dundee-parking-fine-woman-declared-bankrupt-with-37-000-debts-1-4585558 by devandroid99 (Sun 2nd Feb 2020 9:27pm)
  • Wasn't the same as what? by devandroid99 (Sun 2nd Feb 2020 9:57pm)
  • But these are council tickets, so they go to the keeper regardless of who was driving. The post was about private tickets being unenforceable in Scotland, nothing about driver vs registered keeper. Private tickets are, contrary to popular belief, enforceable in Scotland. by devandroid99 (Sun 2nd Feb 2020 10:20pm)
  • Beyond reasonable doubt in a civil case? You sure about that? by devandroid99 (Sun 2nd Feb 2020 10:34pm)
  • Good work shagger, what a lad! by devandroid99 (Mon 3rd Feb 2020 10:23am)
  • Depends where you live. Mica on Vicky Road will have them. by devandroid99 (Mon 3rd Feb 2020 1:12pm)
  • When you worked there or when it burned down? by devandroid99 (Tue 4th Feb 2020 12:00pm)
  • Grass the bastard up. Take the plate and call the council, the only thing that will deter these arseholes is punitive fines. by devandroid99 (Tue 4th Feb 2020 12:48pm)
  • Oh aye, heaven forfend you should have to put your recycling into a separate bin. Are you for fucking real? by devandroid99 (Tue 4th Feb 2020 12:50pm)
  • Did you give the guy's plate? by devandroid99 (Tue 4th Feb 2020 3:13pm)
  • Legal action? Oh really? Care to share the messages? by devandroid99 (Tue 4th Feb 2020 5:24pm)
  • You'll get drinks all over you in there. by devandroid99 (Wed 5th Feb 2020 11:16pm)
  • Borrow a mate's cat? I think if there's a day in the house they'll get the smell and soon fuck right off. by devandroid99 (Thu 6th Feb 2020 12:52pm)
  • To be fair you do sound a bit of a dick. by devandroid99 (Fri 7th Feb 2020 5:49pm)
  • Not by me they're not. Frisps and wheat crunchies and Nik naks and discos all make the world a better place. by devandroid99 (Fri 7th Feb 2020 5:46pm)
  • If that cunt was my old man I'd go to the kitchen, grab something sharp and end it all. by devandroid99 (Mon 10th Feb 2020 1:15pm)
  • For burds with tiny paps? by devandroid99 (Mon 10th Feb 2020 2:01pm)
  • The UK doesn't only have warheads on subs, there's a convoy of nuclear weapons constantly travelling the country by truck so as not to be a target, unlike the subs which apparently are easier to detect than the navy would like. That said, I doubt they'd bring them through a heavily populated city, but who knows? by devandroid99 (Fri 14th Feb 2020 12:53am)
  • Last sentence of my comment... I'm not saying it was that, just that it's a thing. Whether it is actually a thing or not, I dunno, but I was told by someone in the know it is. by devandroid99 (Fri 14th Feb 2020 9:29am)
  • Just a bloke I spoke to at work, who knew someone in a good enough position that I thought it was legit. by devandroid99 (Fri 14th Feb 2020 9:28am)
  • It's sheer madness they'd put the base for the submarines 30 miles from the most densely populated city in the country, yet here we are. by devandroid99 (Fri 14th Feb 2020 9:33am)
  • https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/outrage-after-nuclear-weapons-convoy-13918393 Drove them through Stirling. by devandroid99 (Fri 14th Feb 2020 9:31am)
  • No way are they doing a bathroom for three and a half grand. by devandroid99 (Tue 18th Feb 2020 12:18pm)
  • He's interested enough to engage, he just happens to think you're talking shite. You're the one who's being hostile to dissenting opinions. by devandroid99 (Wed 19th Feb 2020 12:01pm)
  • Lost me at "butt hurt". by devandroid99 (Thu 20th Feb 2020 10:12am)
  • Aye, no worries mate, instead of fighting for your rights just take every cunt other's away, eh? by devandroid99 (Thu 20th Feb 2020 10:11pm)
  • We have hitherto had the right to have our bulky waste taken away as part of our council tax charges. Why not make it ten grand? It's regressive and grasping and rather than drag everyone down to your level how about you have the bottle to speak to your MP, MSP and local council to have your charges reversed? Would you say the same thing if they were putting a water meter in? by devandroid99 (Fri 21st Feb 2020 12:00am)
  • The council tax freeze was entirely on them. It was a plain and simple vote buy. by devandroid99 (Fri 21st Feb 2020 10:12am)
  • Absolutely howling at that one mate can't breathe by devandroid99 (Sun 23rd Feb 2020 5:27pm)
  • Van Winkle on the Gallowgate does an all you can trough. by devandroid99 (Sun 23rd Feb 2020 11:31pm)
  • Away off to a selfie sub with this ennui-ridden, wistful shite. by devandroid99 (Mon 24th Feb 2020 8:58pm)
  • I was three figures for an Uber to Clydebank a few weeks ago... by devandroid99 (Mon 24th Feb 2020 11:14pm)
  • Go to bed, you fucking fanny. by devandroid99 (Tue 25th Feb 2020 10:00am)
  • Jesus, what a creep. by devandroid99 (Thu 27th Feb 2020 6:47pm)
  • I was there, I used to work in the factory where they were made . I added the carrot juice to the paint. by devandroid99 (Fri 28th Feb 2020 10:53am)
  • Clearly referring to the [red-lipped batfish](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red-lipped_batfish) by devandroid99 (Sat 29th Feb 2020 10:59am)
  • That window's been smashed since I was last there, best part of a year. by devandroid99 (Tue 3rd Mar 2020 10:09pm)
  • Eugh. by devandroid99 (Wed 4th Mar 2020 7:30am)
  • I don't shag dogs. by devandroid99 (Wed 4th Mar 2020 10:17pm)
  • Brutti Compadres has a room downstairs you can get to yourself and also do decent food. If you're drinkers I'd ask them for another bar staff on. by devandroid99 (Thu 5th Mar 2020 7:27am)
  • I didn't say I was a wealthy man. by devandroid99 (Thu 5th Mar 2020 7:26am)
  • Chined him. by devandroid99 (Sat 7th Mar 2020 4:07pm)
  • Shawlands. by devandroid99 (Sat 7th Mar 2020 4:07pm)
  • Have you reported it with the app? Ours were missed, I reported and they sent a wee truck out a couple of days later. by devandroid99 (Sat 7th Mar 2020 4:07pm)
  • Thank you very much. by devandroid99 (Sat 7th Mar 2020 4:06pm)
  • You're on the money about the council, but Christ, is it totally beyond the realms of common sense for folk to just take it back home until the bin's been emptied? by devandroid99 (Sat 7th Mar 2020 4:06pm)
  • I mentioned in another post that I had to use the app for a missed collection - they came and took the recycling and the black bags and dumped them all in the same truck. I'm very very sceptical about the amount of recycling the council actually does, but that's another story. I'd definitely rather they put it in the normal bin than left it lying about - it's the broken window philosophy and when there's shit everywhere it just gets worse, people start dumping more and leaving stuff everywhere and fly tipping. I know the council are shit, the litter is the main thing that's making me consider leaving a city I've loved living in for over ten years. The fact of the matter, though, is that they're broke, and incompetent, and it's only going to get worse so if people want to live in a city worth living in they're going to have to be flexible around things like this and start taking some pride in the place. by devandroid99 (Sat 7th Mar 2020 4:49pm)
  • Do you have any connection to Glasgow or do you just like to go from sub to sub, sowing disquiet and pushing your agenda? by devandroid99 (Sun 8th Mar 2020 8:34pm)
  • Aye, alright hard cunt. by devandroid99 (Sun 8th Mar 2020 10:08pm)
  • Fucks sake. Hope I get bottled. What a prick you are. by devandroid99 (Sun 8th Mar 2020 10:10pm)
  • Two weeks worth of stuff to put in you and two weeks worth of stuff to wipe you clean on its way out. by devandroid99 (Mon 9th Mar 2020 3:30pm)
  • https://www.seriouseats.com/2014/06/pros-cons-diy-carbonation-rig-how-to-carbonate-cocktails-at-home-equipment-how-to-build-cheaper-sodastream-replacement.html by devandroid99 (Mon 9th Mar 2020 5:51pm)
  • I got annoyed with someone for dumping a load of glass bottles on the street, compounding the horrendous litter problem you throbber. by devandroid99 (Mon 9th Mar 2020 6:53pm)
  • Because people are lazy, clueless, scruffy bastards who seem incapable of disposing of their own rubbish! by devandroid99 (Mon 9th Mar 2020 8:50pm)
  • I'm seeking validation for my misspelt post yesterday, where I was wished a bottling for moaning about this very bin. by devandroid99 (Mon 9th Mar 2020 8:50pm)
  • Late one was it mate? by devandroid99 (Sun 15th Mar 2020 9:39am)
  • It's the two year timeframe that's draconian. by devandroid99 (Wed 18th Mar 2020 7:15pm)
  • If you thought they should have banned movement, then why in earth did you go? Too weak to cancel your own holiday? by devandroid99 (Wed 18th Mar 2020 7:20pm)
  • Tosser. by devandroid99 (Wed 18th Mar 2020 10:29pm)
  • Staying in and avoiding contact with others is much easier. by devandroid99 (Thu 19th Mar 2020 9:15am)
  • It's not physical contact though. You're supposed to keep 2 metres away, and I've never seen a checkout with that sort of distance. Maybe if they've got till robots I suppose, but still, given the current circumstances I'm sure it could wait a little while. by devandroid99 (Thu 19th Mar 2020 10:40am)
  • Maybe you're right, I don't know, it's all new ground for everyone. And I'm going to be staying in the house for as long as I possibly can, I'm not saying I won't leave but I'm saying I won't unless it's essential. The just eat guy left the pizza on the doorstep last night by devandroid99 (Thu 19th Mar 2020 10:57am)
  • https://ofcg.co.uk/ by devandroid99 (Thu 19th Mar 2020 4:46pm)
  • Seems a ridiculous idea to halve the space available to people who can't take time off, no? by devandroid99 (Fri 20th Mar 2020 5:53pm)
  • Right enough. Is the guy coughing and sneezing like fuck, or is he jumping about on a pogo stick to gabba? by devandroid99 (Sat 21st Mar 2020 11:08am)
  • Probably because you're a selfish cunt. by devandroid99 (Sat 21st Mar 2020 11:17am)
  • You're Uber right? I see they're getting rid of delivery charges for eats, any indication of them lessening their percentage take from drivers? What about food, can ph drivers also deliver that to make up for the lost cab revenue? by devandroid99 (Sat 21st Mar 2020 11:16am)
  • Can hardly blame them when the government hadn't seen fit to close pubs and the PM bangs on about going to the pub being a "god given right". by devandroid99 (Sat 21st Mar 2020 3:13pm)
  • I just mean that when you've got the government telling people to not go to the pub, whilst keeping the pins open, it's easy for folk to get mixed messages. Hopefully now they're shut people will pay more heed although going by the crowds in Pollok Park yesterday I doubt it. by devandroid99 (Sun 22nd Mar 2020 11:10am)
  • [There has been criticism of the message emerging from No 10, with Boris Johnson using one press conference to urge people not to see relatives on Mother’s Day but saying he might try to see his own mother.](https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/mar/22/police-could-enforce-social-distancing-rules-says-london-mayor?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy) by devandroid99 (Sun 22nd Mar 2020 12:04pm)
  • Done. by devandroid99 (Sun 22nd Mar 2020 3:39pm)
  • You could try speaking to your current and new landlords. If the current guy hasn't anyone else lined up maybe ask if you can stay for nowt, as they won't be able to get anyone in given the current circumstances. If he wants you out then move, but at least you've tried and got an answer. by devandroid99 (Tue 24th Mar 2020 12:47pm)
  • Pound shop Jeff Mills banger. by devandroid99 (Wed 25th Mar 2020 2:42pm)
  • Distancing. They'll be about 2 m apart. by devandroid99 (Thu 26th Mar 2020 11:26am)
  • Folk will still get pissed. Maybe the spoons will change into independently owned locals who pay their staff, don't squeeze suppliers dry and unlawfully politicise their fucking beermats. We can dream, eh? by devandroid99 (Thu 26th Mar 2020 4:52pm)
  • Doctors and nurses are at work and still getting paid, you stupid fucking cunt. by devandroid99 (Fri 27th Mar 2020 12:36pm)
  • https://twitter.com/Ldn_Ambulance/status/1243270013471113219?s=20[These things don't go unnoticed.](https://twitter.com/Ldn_Ambulance/status/1243270013471113219?s=20) https://twitter.com/doctor_oxford/status/1243268587701374976?s=20 https://twitter.com/Lethalleathard/status/1243305429519740928?s=20 Etc etc etc. by devandroid99 (Fri 27th Mar 2020 12:47pm)
  • Of course we care about people seeing we did it. We care about the NHS workers seeing we did it, you moron. by devandroid99 (Fri 27th Mar 2020 2:11pm)
  • Or maybe they heard it through their windows because there are hundreds of thousands of them and they're not all at work at once? by devandroid99 (Fri 27th Mar 2020 2:47pm)
  • As above. No sympathy from me, you've made your bed now lie in it. by devandroid99 (Fri 27th Mar 2020 4:27pm)
  • How about a sloppy cake and a dry blowy? by devandroid99 (Sat 28th Mar 2020 2:45pm)
  • Going by my past experiences it's likely you that's the problem. He's most likely wanting a flat share, you want a silent hermit to pay half your mortgage. by devandroid99 (Sun 29th Mar 2020 2:38pm)
  • Skateboarding is not an Olympic sport. by devandroid99 (Mon 30th Mar 2020 3:00pm)
  • No such thing as a CCJ in Scotland. This always gets downvotes, but fuck the bastard. He's probably applied for the mortgage holiday and he's not willing to extend that to you, it takes a special type of greedy bastard to buy at least sixteen properties. Don't give him any money, now or later. Move out as soon as normality resumes. If he decides he wants to take you to court then settle up prior to any decree and you won't have any lasting impact on your credit file. by devandroid99 (Mon 30th Mar 2020 6:46pm)
  • Fuck him. Give him nothing and let him keep your deposit. See my other post. by devandroid99 (Mon 30th Mar 2020 7:00pm)
  • You're right, it is, but tbh it's always a pretty good litmus test for whether someone knows what they're talking about. If they don't know the difference between Scots and English law they're usually not worth listening to. by devandroid99 (Tue 31st Mar 2020 11:57am)
  • I get mine from [pact](http://www.pactcoffee.com), they'll grind to order. by devandroid99 (Tue 31st Mar 2020 2:14pm)
  • Judge? by devandroid99 (Tue 31st Mar 2020 2:48pm)
  • So what makes her a reliable source is, in your eyes, the fact that she used to work for the world's largest broadcasting organisation - one of the same organisations which are, in your eyes, unreliable "mainstream media". Have a word with yourself mate. by devandroid99 (Wed 1st Apr 2020 6:30pm)
  • What is it that these YouTube journos you've mentioned do that makes them actual journalists, that "MSM" journos don't do and which precludes them from being actual journalists? by devandroid99 (Wed 1st Apr 2020 6:28pm)
  • No, if it's a green bin that goes directly on to the lift on the back of the truck just snap it to bits, stick it in and you'll be grand. by devandroid99 (Wed 1st Apr 2020 9:39pm)
  • Most of the people I know who actively dislike and distrust the police are solicitors. by devandroid99 (Wed 1st Apr 2020 9:41pm)
  • Which will be suspended, like the mortgages on the properties they're renting. by devandroid99 (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 12:23pm)
  • Talking about lifetime earnings you're fucking right they do. by devandroid99 (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 12:29pm)
  • You treating "engineering" as one homogeneous occupation, and using your ten years of experience to opine about the entire field, shows that you're pretty limited in your experience. How many chartered engineers do you know who don't have a degree? by devandroid99 (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 12:28pm)
  • https://www.gov.uk/government/news/graduates-continue-to-benefit-with-higher-earnings by devandroid99 (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 3:41pm)
  • Do you know this cunt? Maybe his or her wife is Japanese and desperately missing home given the current shitstorm and a wee fucking pumpkin thing would cheer her right up. They aren't saying wrists will be slit, sounds to me like a nice wee gesture. Don't be such a miserly bastard. I'd be delighted if I had some favourite vegetables and my other half went to lengths to get them for me. by devandroid99 (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 5:38pm)
  • Give the restaurants a shout directly, or try see-woo. by devandroid99 (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 6:02pm)
  • The only thing shitter than their beer is that joke. by devandroid99 (Sat 4th Apr 2020 9:04am)
  • And an absolute lie. Do you think solicitors work for free and donate time to their clients without being clear instructions? by devandroid99 (Sat 4th Apr 2020 9:03am)
  • Is it whiney of me to suggest taking the events out of the script at the top? There's fuck all on and it's a bit "this is what you should be doing!" by devandroid99 (Sat 4th Apr 2020 10:52am)
  • Power off,.open them up, give them a wipe down with pure distilled water then isopropyl alcohol rubs. by devandroid99 (Sat 4th Apr 2020 4:48pm)
  • I'd be amazed if this goes ahead during the impending recession that's gonna hit us like a train before the end of the gear. by devandroid99 (Sun 5th Apr 2020 6:45pm)
  • So Dr Calderwood has resigned. Good. Her position was completely untenable after the photos were published, and to hear she went twice was just astonishing. by devandroid99 (Mon 6th Apr 2020 3:47am)
  • She has a deputy who will be fully appraised for this, and worse, reasons. She can still stay on in an advisory role but can't be face of the CMO. by devandroid99 (Mon 6th Apr 2020 8:02am)
  • I don't know what your achievements are, but I wouldn't be calling the nation's chief medical officer "merely" anything. There will have been great epidemiologists advising her, she's the chief medical officer, not sole. She was in charge of a department and doing rather well, or so I was led to believe until this. Unfortunately, this was enough to unseat her, and rightly so, but let's not act like she was professionally incompetent beyond the issue at hand. by devandroid99 (Mon 6th Apr 2020 9:40am)
  • Addressing the important points I see. by devandroid99 (Mon 6th Apr 2020 9:45am)
  • Someone fire up the dooking chair, I'll check the chip wrappers in her bin for sauce residues. by devandroid99 (Mon 6th Apr 2020 11:53am)
  • Too close to being critical of the SNP and Sturgeon's judgement. by devandroid99 (Mon 6th Apr 2020 12:04pm)
  • Probably dodgy binoculars. by devandroid99 (Tue 7th Apr 2020 8:13am)
  • I'd not bother until after this is all over, nobody to do the work for months and unfortunately not every business will make it out to the other side. by devandroid99 (Tue 7th Apr 2020 8:52pm)
  • Don't record it and post it on Twitter as it'll be a piece of piss to work out where you live. by devandroid99 (Thu 9th Apr 2020 12:39pm)
  • Unfortunately, the CCTV may well have been eminently useful, it's the cops that were fuck all use. by devandroid99 (Thu 9th Apr 2020 3:54pm)
  • Just had to tell a woman to move over in the shop for standing about la-dee-daahing in the middle of the aisle over which Easter egg she was going to buy. Looked at me like I was an arsehole, but if you're going to stand around like a brainless twat I'll speak to you like one. by devandroid99 (Thu 9th Apr 2020 7:09pm)
  • Ross is sixteen, his baws have dropped. by devandroid99 (Thu 9th Apr 2020 7:12pm)
  • Had this woman appeared 78 and sheltered no doubt I'd have had patience in droves! As it was she looked like a brainless twat. by devandroid99 (Fri 10th Apr 2020 9:11am)
  • Just tell him to get to fuck. It's less stress in the long run than stewing over it. by devandroid99 (Fri 10th Apr 2020 9:56pm)
  • Fuck me, this question again? by devandroid99 (Sat 11th Apr 2020 2:28pm)
  • Aye, but the point is he's not sitting on it. He sells it to other dodgy cunts so he can by more drugs to sell, unless he was a secret millionaire who sold gear for a laugh who liked having loads of stolen laptops about the place. by devandroid99 (Sat 11th Apr 2020 2:32pm)
  • Mate. by devandroid99 (Sat 11th Apr 2020 3:34pm)
  • I made this very point a few days ago. Although I'd rather have Corona virus than go to a Coldplay tribute. by devandroid99 (Sat 11th Apr 2020 4:13pm)
  • Well, you obviously care about what they care about to a significant extent. In fact, you've devoted some of your time, which would otherwise be engaged in contemplating the Corona virus death toll in the UK, to commenting on what they're posting about. You're a hypocrite. by devandroid99 (Sun 12th Apr 2020 11:28am)
  • Bottle-drop.co.uk by devandroid99 (Sun 12th Apr 2020 7:12pm)
  • https://www.cdc.gov/flu/pandemic-resources/basics/past-pandemics.html This isn't the first and won't be the last global pandemic. by devandroid99 (Mon 13th Apr 2020 6:32pm)
  • Not this severe, but if you have ten small earthquakes is it totally beyond the realms of possibility to imagine you might have a big fuck off one on the cards at some point? [These guys certainly didn't think so.](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2176051/) by devandroid99 (Mon 13th Apr 2020 8:07pm)
  • Shut up you daft cunt. This is about buying masks and ventilators and plans to increase production, carrying out drills and having contingency plans in place such as political succession and plans for field hospitals, well defined key worker status and legislation in place to enforce it. This was predictable and was predicted, and the reason they've done nothing is because they didn't listen or learn from past experiences because they didn't want to spend any money. by devandroid99 (Mon 13th Apr 2020 8:16pm)
  • It's not about the whole country carrying out drills. Drills aren't required for social distancing, but again mass influx of people with respiratory problems was predicted and drills could have been carried out for that, and supplies stockpiled. As things stand PPE is in short supply for key workers, nobody is quite sure who key workers are and aren't, and ventilator procurement contracts have been given to inexperienced supporters of the prevailing political ideology, which should be a national scandal but apparently isn't. The government pissed about and joked about shaking hands while this was coming towards us like a tidal wave. And no, we can't do anything about the origins of any disease, but we can control how we respond when it gets here. There have been many, many drills, meetings and plans made for terrorist attacks, you'd better believe this was just as real a threat. What's my ideology, and how don't you conform to it? by devandroid99 (Mon 13th Apr 2020 8:29pm)
  • No, I just want to tell you you know fuck all about my ideology. Bit rich of you taking the high ground with that username. by devandroid99 (Mon 13th Apr 2020 8:35pm)
  • Buildings insurance should take care of this, no? Have you factors to contact? by devandroid99 (Tue 14th Apr 2020 3:14pm)
  • Not difficult to get someone to drop it out the back of a truck on to a driveway and pay by card over the phone. by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Apr 2020 10:48am)
  • The guardian is now nothing more than a left wing sensationalist click-bait printing shitrag. by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Apr 2020 10:47am)
  • I paid for the guardian for many years, but stopped about 18 months ago as I couldn't stand the divisive rhetoric that was being printed. by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Apr 2020 11:28am)
  • I've never used the terms neo-marxist or SJW in my puff. by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Apr 2020 3:32pm)
  • Too many opinion pieces and very little journalism, because they don't have the money for reporting and Twitter reporting costs fuck all/insulates their fleet Street echo chamber. I wasn't specifically referring to this article, but the guardian has really gone to shit in the eighteen years or so I've been reading it. by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Apr 2020 3:30pm)
  • Aye, righto, any more for a full house? Dickhead. by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Apr 2020 7:01pm)
  • The majority of what you've listed there took place with Rusbridger as editor-in-chief, or in the case of expenses was predominantly the Telegraph's work. My point, as I made to them when I cancelled my subscription after two or three years under Viner, is that a lot of what they're running with now from an editorial and op-ed perspective is very divisive, and the sub editors are fucking terrible for writing click-bait headlines that bear little to no relationship to articles. by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Apr 2020 7:06pm)
  • Kangaroolash? by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Apr 2020 10:36pm)
  • No, nothing against Owen Jones at all. If I had to put my finger on one it would be Mahdawi as a columnist, and I think their sacrifice of Corbyn to promote Swinson would have been comical in a parallel universe. I doubt it made much difference to the outcome in the end. I think, unfortunately, that a great deal of the rubbish is there instead of the investigative stuff, I'm fully aware of why that is and I fought long and hard with myself before I decided not to renew when my card expired. It's maybe improved somewhat recently but I felt for a long while like I couldn't open the app without a poorly written handwringer from some blogger or journalism postgrad telling me why I was guilty of whatever the cause célebrè was for that moment. And yes, I'm in the demographic to which they were generally referring. Now I said it's turned into a left wing shitrag, and was instantly accused of being a flute-tooting racist who should fuck off back to his lodge, or whatever it was. It's more to do with the polarisation of discourse in general I suppose, but I really feel like it's become far more cliquey and tribal than it used to be, likely with the death of alternative left-leaning papers. by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Apr 2020 11:16pm)
  • Spinach and potato curry, garlic naan, rice. Beer and wine and red dead 2, Mrs on video chat to her pals in the bedroom. by devandroid99 (Thu 16th Apr 2020 7:38pm)
  • If you're not adverse to paying 35 quid a bottle have a look at Dark Matter rum, made in Scotland up deeside way. Heavy on the cinnamon but I like it. by devandroid99 (Thu 16th Apr 2020 7:37pm)
  • Might come in growlers. Bottle-drop.co.uk are doing growlers with a tenner deposit. Place called grunting growler as well I think. No cunt will deliver open pints. by devandroid99 (Thu 16th Apr 2020 7:41pm)
  • If you've a spare kidney. by devandroid99 (Thu 16th Apr 2020 8:10pm)
  • Meat a couple of times a year on special occasions, but with decreasing frequency. Don't chuck the free prawn crackers that come with Chinese. by devandroid99 (Thu 16th Apr 2020 8:47pm)
  • Apologies for missing "yer maw" out. by devandroid99 (Thu 16th Apr 2020 9:04pm)
  • No idea. 6 strict vegan, 3 more or less vegan, 5 strict vegetarian, 10 more or less vegetarian, 26 omnivore, 14 predominantly meat if you were interested. by devandroid99 (Fri 17th Apr 2020 8:26am)
  • Could be worse, you could have taken exception to it and deleted it. by devandroid99 (Fri 17th Apr 2020 8:59am)
  • I posted it, didn't delete it. by devandroid99 (Fri 17th Apr 2020 4:07pm)
  • People may need to seek further mental health support because a list of planned gigs they can't go to is a bit of a downer? by devandroid99 (Sat 18th Apr 2020 10:37am)
  • No. Which makes me wonder if I'm either a psycho, or just generally a bit depressed. Although my work has me away and isolated with cunts I hate for months and grafting my bollocks off every day, so being in is pretty normal for me. by devandroid99 (Sat 18th Apr 2020 1:42pm)
  • DELETED Shut the fuck up you wanker. You've no idea why she's had the kids or what her life entails. If the son is that bad there's a good chance she's at her wits' end. Move out. by devandroid99 (Sat 18th Apr 2020 3:45pm)
  • Three sides to every story. I'd suggest, that given OPs judgemental comments and opinion on her having benefit babies (which was the comment that got my back up), that the problem doesn't lie entirely in the flat up the stairs. There's no mention of the other kids being noisy, no mention of having any grief with the woman, just the 18 year old son. by devandroid99 (Sat 18th Apr 2020 3:59pm)
  • I'd like to apologise for being an angry knob with my earlier comment. I'll delete it. If I'd nothing nice to say I should have kept my trap shut. Sorry. by devandroid99 (Sat 18th Apr 2020 4:03pm)
  • https://glasgowgis.maps.arcgis.com/apps/webappviewer/index.html?id=71f9f6df3b6f4938a166e88887685def This will tell you when your bin is scheduled to be replaced by devandroid99 (Sat 18th Apr 2020 9:45pm)
  • There is. The experts have literally said there is and told us what we should and shouldn't be doing, and the government have legislated accordingly. by devandroid99 (Sun 19th Apr 2020 6:47pm)
  • Why don't you phone them before piping up? by devandroid99 (Mon 20th Apr 2020 7:04pm)
  • It doesn't, I emailed them to ask but no response yet. by devandroid99 (Mon 20th Apr 2020 7:03pm)
  • If you could maintain positive pressure would you shit out your mouth? by devandroid99 (Tue 21st Apr 2020 7:17am)
  • Just looking to be awkward. Well done, nailed it. by devandroid99 (Tue 21st Apr 2020 7:51am)
  • It might also be worth making him aware that you're fully conversant with the procedures for making a complaint to the licensing board. by devandroid99 (Wed 22nd Apr 2020 8:57am)
  • There was some fucking moon howler on here a few days ago saying he was going to burn the mast near him down. by devandroid99 (Wed 22nd Apr 2020 3:19pm)
  • Have you tried telling your landlord you personally can pay a third? They'll be hard pushed getting anyone else to move in. by devandroid99 (Wed 22nd Apr 2020 3:23pm)
  • Which telecom company employs a "kill our customers" business model? by devandroid99 (Wed 22nd Apr 2020 3:21pm)
  • Second this, they're a good service. by devandroid99 (Wed 22nd Apr 2020 9:52pm)
  • Vibration from a transformer. by devandroid99 (Thu 23rd Apr 2020 10:18am)
  • To be clear, I mean physical vibration, sound waves that carry through the air (and to a far lesser extent the ground) and make you think you can feel electricity. You can't. by devandroid99 (Thu 23rd Apr 2020 10:20am)
  • Not necessarily under the platform, but nearby somewhere. Perhaps the pressure from two people when holding hands would dampen the vibrations, but when you're holding a neck or ear it's a much softer grip? Perhaps the neck could be connected to the thinner soft tissue there, you're closer to bones at the spine and skull? That's all guesswork but sounds maybe about right. by devandroid99 (Thu 23rd Apr 2020 11:12am)
  • Take it in a carrier bag and buy a bag at the airport (if the shops there are open). by devandroid99 (Thu 23rd Apr 2020 1:56pm)
  • Although not normally enforced, most airlines have weight limits on hand luggage that are round half the limit of the hold luggage or less. Emirates, for example, limit cabin bags to 7 kg. by devandroid99 (Thu 23rd Apr 2020 9:35pm)
  • Slvr lnng by devandroid99 (Fri 24th Apr 2020 12:31pm)
  • Twomax building! by devandroid99 (Fri 24th Apr 2020 12:37pm)
  • Has the virus made comments? If they were allowed to have it they'd have it, they're not so due to the statement from the first minister they've cancelled the thing. Not everything is a targeted attack on the First Minister and/or the SNP. by devandroid99 (Fri 24th Apr 2020 3:23pm)
  • There are four men having a BBQ outside your flat. by devandroid99 (Fri 24th Apr 2020 3:44pm)
  • Three of them eating the fourth? by devandroid99 (Fri 24th Apr 2020 4:47pm)
  • Knew roughly where it was, had to find it on maps. If you look at the satellite view you can't see the stack, but you can see the shadow it casts! by devandroid99 (Fri 24th Apr 2020 4:46pm)
  • Torpedo? by devandroid99 (Fri 24th Apr 2020 7:57pm)
  • Christ alfuckingmighty. by devandroid99 (Sat 25th Apr 2020 12:38pm)
  • There's the tonic that buckles bams. by devandroid99 (Sat 25th Apr 2020 5:48pm)
  • Camphill by devandroid99 (Tue 28th Apr 2020 12:13am)
  • I don't know anything about the subject, and an open forum full of fuck knows who wont yield the best results, but ten or eleven seems extraordinarily young for a child to be put on hormonal drugs to block puberty. by devandroid99 (Tue 28th Apr 2020 8:45am)
  • Fair enough, I suppose an endocrinologist could always catch them up if they were to decide it wasn't for them. by devandroid99 (Tue 28th Apr 2020 9:23am)
  • Well, like I said, I've no education in the matter so it's not for me to speak. But given the anger that the topic seems to invoke in a lot of people I'd suggest you pick your forums very carefully, and I'll wish you the best of luck. by devandroid99 (Tue 28th Apr 2020 10:52am)
  • So this guy's lost the key and forgotten the combination? by devandroid99 (Tue 28th Apr 2020 3:21pm)
  • I've not even got a bike and I watched it. by devandroid99 (Tue 28th Apr 2020 3:29pm)
  • Eh? by devandroid99 (Wed 29th Apr 2020 9:44am)
  • I can't reach my own tits with my gub, can I milk you into my teacup pls? by devandroid99 (Wed 29th Apr 2020 8:24pm)
  • No they can't, they're all illiterate and pissed and inbred. Fanny. by devandroid99 (Wed 29th Apr 2020 8:29pm)
  • It's like Mad Max is about to break in for the last litre of guzzolene. by devandroid99 (Wed 29th Apr 2020 8:50pm)
  • If mental illness has a definition, which it seems you've acknowledged, then being naked in public amongst people who spend their life clothed in public is a symptom. by devandroid99 (Thu 30th Apr 2020 7:33am)
  • I downvoted your comments because you care. by devandroid99 (Thu 30th Apr 2020 5:37pm)
  • Upvoted that one. Fuck you! by devandroid99 (Thu 30th Apr 2020 6:11pm)
  • You can only study Scots law in Scotland Not true. When I was doing law there were joint honours with Scots and French/German law as a minimum. Don't be so precious. by devandroid99 (Fri 1st May 2020 6:58pm)
  • Shawlands Continental. by devandroid99 (Sat 2nd May 2020 11:48pm)
  • Beside the towpath by devandroid99 (Sun 3rd May 2020 10:13pm)
  • Doesn't sound like much because it's fuck all. by devandroid99 (Mon 4th May 2020 6:43pm)
  • Ten of them will get your car washed apparently. by devandroid99 (Mon 4th May 2020 6:57pm)
  • Looks great and hats off to the guy but I'd be crossing my fingers nobody drives over it and fucks half a brick through someone's windscreen. by devandroid99 (Tue 5th May 2020 8:00pm)
  • https://ocw.mit.edu/index.htm Don't know if they'll have what you're after but plenty of interesting things to study there. by devandroid99 (Wed 6th May 2020 12:13pm)
  • I was away working but that's what I heard too, it was allowed until 5 or whenever and it went to shit when 5 came and the coppers turned the music off. by devandroid99 (Fri 8th May 2020 9:49am)
  • It's basically any old university in the UK. by devandroid99 (Fri 8th May 2020 1:29pm)
  • Seen that absolute throbber of a car. Something else. by devandroid99 (Sat 9th May 2020 4:48pm)
  • Taking legal recourse isn't blackmail. If he's breaking the law you're entitled to report him. by devandroid99 (Sun 10th May 2020 11:54pm)
  • Where do you consider Queens Park? To my mind you've Govanhill, Strathbungo, Shawlands and that's pretty much it. Or do you mean Queens Park Drive? by devandroid99 (Tue 12th May 2020 3:12pm)
  • Council has cancelled all bulk uplifts at the minute until further notice. by devandroid99 (Tue 12th May 2020 3:16pm)
  • Yeah, I see where abouts you mean. It's alright there, but very hit or miss I'd say. Better up Shawlands way, a bit further from the madness of Govanhill. by devandroid99 (Tue 12th May 2020 3:28pm)
  • Where did they say they wanted farmed catfish? They just said catfish, not farmed catfish, or wild catfish, or catfish that had been fed fucking Soylent Green. Your agenda doesn't fit this question, so wind it in. by devandroid99 (Tue 12th May 2020 3:26pm)
  • The Tassie and the spoons in the arcade are shite, as are all the other "pub" pubs up that way. Phillies is good, the Corona is alright. I'd rather walk down there for a pint and live further south. Each their own I guess. by devandroid99 (Tue 12th May 2020 3:40pm)
  • Yeah, it depends on the design and construction but in most old tenements like that it'd come honking up through your floorboards and make the whole place stink to fuck. There's a very high chance of the floor above catching fire as well due to convected heat from the fire below, the whole building would need to be evacuated. I don't know if the fire brigade would want to monitor the place upstairs to make sure the fire hadn't spread, but I'd assume so. by devandroid99 (Sat 16th May 2020 9:08pm)
  • Nice one. Then we can sack all the street cleaners and stick them on the fucking dole at sixty quid a week, where they'll be forced to do their old jobs for a fraction of what they were on previously. by devandroid99 (Sun 17th May 2020 1:43pm)
  • They've only done that so they can justify emptying them less frequently. The total volume of bins may well have increased but without regular emptying it just doesn't matter. I'm also not sure how much of it is litter vs how much of it is overflowing bins and vermin getting at bags, but at the end of the day I don't work in cleansing and it's all just shite on the street. by devandroid99 (Sun 17th May 2020 1:41pm)
  • That's not how it works. by devandroid99 (Sun 17th May 2020 1:40pm)
  • In addition to what everyone else has said, bid a few quid over what your bid would be. For example home report 155, bid 162 000, actual bid 162 399. Few hundred could make all the difference. That said, I'd wait an absolute minimum of six months until going anywhere near a bid. by devandroid99 (Mon 18th May 2020 11:36am)
  • Well, I'll tell you what happened to me. I signed up to Virgin Media then moved out of the flat very shortly afterwards. Didn't pay the disconnection fee or any other bills from them. The end. by devandroid99 (Mon 18th May 2020 11:58am)
  • It doesn't appear on your credit report unless it's a decree issued by a court or you've an agreement with the company in question under the Consumer Credit Act, neither of which apply here. It's the same as any other utility. by devandroid99 (Mon 18th May 2020 12:24pm)
  • It's more complicated than more bigger = more litter. Social attitudes, funding for sanitation and cleansing, local laws etc all play a huge part. Singapore and Tokyo are considerably larger than Glasgow and they're near enough spotless. There will be towns smaller than Glasgow all over the world that are fucking filthy in comparison. by devandroid99 (Mon 18th May 2020 1:45pm)
  • The plebs... Aye pal, you're on a higher intellectual plane than the rest of us. by devandroid99 (Mon 18th May 2020 3:06pm)
  • Aye, right enough, always worth approaching them with an offer if the closing hasn't been announced. If they say no you can up it or go to closing, they'll tell your solicitor when it is. by devandroid99 (Mon 18th May 2020 10:36pm)
  • Those last two sentences are a work of art, you sly cunt. by devandroid99 (Tue 19th May 2020 9:46am)
  • Aye, hold out a hand and see how he responds. Take him round a gesture if you're able. He might have nobody at the best of times and is going crazy locked in a jar. Or he could just be a cunt, but it's worth finding out before you write him off. by devandroid99 (Tue 19th May 2020 1:40pm)
  • Merchant city is predominantly new builds or conversions with thin walls. by devandroid99 (Wed 20th May 2020 11:16am)
  • Train costs way more than flying if you book last minute. by devandroid99 (Wed 20th May 2020 1:59pm)
  • Fly up and send the bags by courier. by devandroid99 (Wed 20th May 2020 1:59pm)
  • And you can bring your own booze to celebrate the move. by devandroid99 (Wed 20th May 2020 2:43pm)
  • Not to mention flights are currently fucked. by devandroid99 (Wed 20th May 2020 5:46pm)
  • A succulent full meal! by devandroid99 (Thu 21st May 2020 6:52pm)
  • Waiting for a taxi like some sort of prick. Smh. by devandroid99 (Thu 21st May 2020 6:50pm)
  • Never really took to the Mulberry. How's the stag and thistle? by devandroid99 (Thu 21st May 2020 7:41pm)
  • They don't send 20+ police cars out just so the daily record can wind you up. by devandroid99 (Thu 21st May 2020 10:31pm)
  • riot /ˈrʌɪət/ noun 1. a violent disturbance of the peace by a crowd. "riots broke out in the capital" by devandroid99 (Thu 21st May 2020 10:37pm)
  • A few dozen kids all trying to kick fuck out of each other fits my definition of a riot. I don't know how many of them were there, but that's a hefty police presence. I also don't know if they started launching shit at the cops but given the number of cars there I'd imagine one of them pushed their wee panic button. I'd say I know a little more than average about news sources and I don't think that the Record would have made up the quote. I'm one of the people who still has a reasonable amount of trust in the media. Headlines have to be snappy. That's the world we live in now, and news sources have adjusted to clicking habits, not the other way round. Why are people so quick to assume that they're being misled all the time when they demonstrably haven't been? by devandroid99 (Thu 21st May 2020 10:51pm)
  • Witnesses did describe it as a riot, Police Scotland were quoted as calling it the dictionary definition of such. by devandroid99 (Thu 21st May 2020 11:32pm)
  • Why we can't have nice things etc. by devandroid99 (Thu 21st May 2020 11:51pm)
  • Police Scotland were the witness. by devandroid99 (Thu 21st May 2020 11:50pm)
  • Why should have to quote their official source in the headline? It's not some salacious conspiracy because people who use words for a living chose to use different words that mean the same thing. They're not engineers, there's no SI. by devandroid99 (Thu 21st May 2020 11:55pm)
  • Reference to [this](https://www.instagram.com/ohpandah/?hl=en) one-trick pony. by devandroid99 (Tue 26th May 2020 9:22pm)
  • Maybe a repeat sex offender? by devandroid99 (Wed 27th May 2020 10:44am)
  • Well, hate to break it to you but fishermen shoot them. by devandroid99 (Wed 27th May 2020 10:58am)
  • Again?! by devandroid99 (Wed 27th May 2020 9:56pm)
  • Every gate to the park has a map on a board, with pictures of the cows on it where you can find them. Also cross the bridge over the river right in front of Pollok House, they're on the left. by devandroid99 (Sat 30th May 2020 1:11am)
  • Yep. They had a real opportunity to make a feature out of what was uncovered - better than it was but they've still fucked it. by devandroid99 (Sat 13th Jun 2020 5:43pm)
  • George. George's horse. by devandroid99 (Sat 13th Jun 2020 5:46pm)
  • Would you say the same thing about Jimmy Saville? by devandroid99 (Sat 13th Jun 2020 5:46pm)
  • Ostracised? They're fucking dead. It's about how we, the living, view our past and whether we celebrate atrocities or are embarrassed by them. The people who were kidnapped as slaves and were brutalised, beaten, raped and murdered knew it was a crime, morally if not criminally, just as sure as the people who campaigned and fought against the slave trade did. Please don't allow yourself to feel burdened with the misapprehension that I would or could ever benefit from your help. by devandroid99 (Sat 13th Jun 2020 8:23pm)
  • Deal. I'll pull down any public glorification of my grand and great grandparents if you rip these stupid fucking things down. by devandroid99 (Sun 14th Jun 2020 10:26am)
  • Auschwitz is now a museum so it's not really comparable. A statue of Hitler in Pariser Platz would be more allegorical. The context in which these things are presented is key, nobody is calling for the closure of the slavery museum in Liverpool. by devandroid99 (Sun 14th Jun 2020 6:14pm)
  • Auschwitz is now a museum so it's not really comparable. A statue of Hitler in Pariser Platz would be more allegorical. The context in which these things are presented is key, nobody is calling for the closing of the slavery museum in Liverpool. Freedom of speech is not absolute, and not should it be. by devandroid99 (Sun 14th Jun 2020 6:13pm)
  • Defend what from who? by devandroid99 (Sun 14th Jun 2020 7:56pm)
  • [As a matter of fact, statues have been ripped down a lot more recently than that, and also preserved for context.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memento_Park) by devandroid99 (Sun 14th Jun 2020 7:55pm)
  • Incitement to violence of one form or another and threats of violence against the person would be a good starting point. Speech that is intended to cause harassment, alarm and/or distress. Basically being a cunt to other people. The argument that it's a slippery slope holds absolutely no water, as totalitarian or fascist regimes don't give two fucks about the jurisprudence or history behind their absolutism and they'll implement what they want, when they want. Where would you draw the line? by devandroid99 (Sun 14th Jun 2020 10:04pm)
  • Listen, I've clearly articulated what I meant by being a cunt, don't act as if I've thrown out some completely subjective criterion which you've then put in parentheses to highlight just how absurdly subjective it is. You've changed your tune from absolute free speech to limits - everyone agrees there should be limits, people just disagree on where they should be. Calling for violence is "just words", and there are already myriad laws prohibiting the violence that can result from hate speech, so why prohibit the language if the consequences are already outlawed? Views aren't illegal, there is no such thing as thought crime. Airing those views in socially disruptive and discriminatory ways, however, can be illegal. by devandroid99 (Mon 15th Jun 2020 10:53pm)
  • You don't know what you're talking about - the US Constitution doesn't in any way limit free speech. by devandroid99 (Tue 16th Jun 2020 10:17am)
  • You don't know what you're talking about - the US Constitution doesn't in any way limit free speech. by devandroid99 (Tue 16th Jun 2020 10:17am)
  • You don't know what you're talking about - the US Constitution doesn't in any way limit free speech. by devandroid99 (Tue 16th Jun 2020 10:17am)
  • It's also a Supreme Court decision. If you don't know the difference between the constitution and judicial review of the constitution then you seriously need to do some more reading on the matter. by devandroid99 (Tue 16th Jun 2020 8:39pm)
  • It's also a Supreme Court decision. If you don't know the difference between the constitution and judicial review of the constitution then you seriously need to do some more reading on the matter. by devandroid99 (Tue 16th Jun 2020 8:57pm)
  • The glass is half full of pish. by devandroid99 (Fri 10th Jul 2020 1:53am)
  • There's a public toilet in Old Wynd, not the most salubrious of conveniences but there's never a queue. by devandroid99 (Fri 10th Jul 2020 1:55am)
  • I read their transparency statement - how in the name of Christ does a closed business cost three grand a week? No staff, no stock, no leccy. Can business rates and rent on a basement really be over £150 000 a year? by devandroid99 (Sat 11th Jul 2020 3:26am)
  • What a time to name a bar The Corona. by devandroid99 (Mon 20th Jul 2020 2:44am)
  • Banter banter banter. by devandroid99 (Mon 3rd Aug 2020 12:08am)
  • You're pish. by devandroid99 (Sat 8th Aug 2020 4:37pm)
  • Aye, but whether it's frozen or not has very little bearing on the water content. by devandroid99 (Sun 23rd Aug 2020 11:48am)
  • If they gave two fucks about people filming them they wouldn't be staggering around oot their fucking bins in the city centre. TBH I'm seriously considering upping sticks and moving and the number 1 reason is these cunts, number 2 is the litter. Fuck them. by devandroid99 (Sun 23rd Aug 2020 11:46am)
  • A better medium for covid than wet grass? What do you mean by that? Do you think long, wet grass can transmit corona viruses? by devandroid99 (Mon 31st Aug 2020 10:14am)
  • Sorry, you're out of luck, if it's Australian it'll have fallen up. by devandroid99 (Thu 1st Oct 2020 6:26am)
  • The country has been around a lot longer than living memory. We'll survive. Although fewer of us will do so if we prioritise the economy over saving lives. by devandroid99 (Wed 7th Oct 2020 4:15pm)
  • These are all secondary effects, and incredibly difficult to quantify. Covid is real, and an unknown, so they're bumbling along the best they can. The economy could be fucked for 3 months until they find a vaccine, or it could take five years. Ten years. Nobody knows. But there are immediate deaths and long-term side effects from covid that are manageable now, so that's what a responsible government needs to do. by devandroid99 (Wed 7th Oct 2020 4:32pm)
  • I know it does. My point is that letting people die causes people to die, and that is the more urgent and quantifiable of the two morbidities. by devandroid99 (Thu 8th Oct 2020 11:08am)
  • Apparently that isn't Shawlands cross, Shawlands cross is up where the Granary is. by devandroid99 (Thu 8th Oct 2020 10:38pm)
  • You're right, and it is, but I feel worse for everyone else that has to put up with this shit constantly. by devandroid99 (Fri 9th Oct 2020 2:40pm)
  • I didn't say it's worse, but my sympathy for this mob has run out. They've fucking ruined the city centre. by devandroid99 (Sat 10th Oct 2020 10:33am)
  • No hypocrisy from me mate. Fuck the bastards. by devandroid99 (Sat 10th Oct 2020 10:35am)
  • Well, aye, it's sixteen days. by devandroid99 (Sat 10th Oct 2020 10:43am)
  • Nah, just don't like being spoken down to by uppity fuckers. by devandroid99 (Sat 10th Oct 2020 11:16am)
  • The arches was a containment zone for scum? by devandroid99 (Mon 12th Oct 2020 10:04am)
  • To be fair in a lot of people's books that would mean it was full of police officers. by devandroid99 (Mon 12th Oct 2020 11:50am)
  • It makes sense to you. The law needs to cater for everyone. The world doesn't end at the end of your nose. by devandroid99 (Thu 15th Oct 2020 4:16pm)
  • And how exactly have you gathered that conclusion? by devandroid99 (Tue 20th Oct 2020 10:31pm)
  • Well, I've heard exactly the opposite. Unisex bathrooms with stalls have been round for a long time, it's only men who have their genitals out in a more public setting and lap the men I know are happy to piss anywhere. by devandroid99 (Wed 21st Oct 2020 12:24pm)
  • Worth bearing in mind the unholy fucking mess that removing the plaster will make. If you're not going to be living there whilst the work is ongoing you'll be grand but if you are you're in for a world of pain. External walls are, I think, sandstone, internal walls and fireplaces brick. by devandroid99 (Thu 22nd Oct 2020 6:21pm)
  • Is the milk piling up outside their door? by devandroid99 (Thu 22nd Oct 2020 6:29pm)
  • Sounds like an absolute nonsense to give them 420 quid before "discount" without even knowing if it works or not. by devandroid99 (Thu 22nd Oct 2020 6:25pm)
  • Also worth remembering that underlay and carpets deaden the noise a great deal. You might think it's a nice cheap vintage look to strip the floors back to the boards but for the love of Christ think of the folk downstairs before you do! by devandroid99 (Thu 22nd Oct 2020 6:31pm)
  • That is not research. by devandroid99 (Fri 23rd Oct 2020 5:18pm)
  • Maybe if you didn't have underlay and carpets it'd have sounded like he was in the same room! by devandroid99 (Fri 23rd Oct 2020 5:32pm)
  • Ha, fuck, I was gonna buy that but was offshore. No need for it now I'm afraid, but OP this is a good deal. by devandroid99 (Mon 26th Oct 2020 4:37pm)
  • Someone else usually breaks them. by devandroid99 (Mon 26th Oct 2020 4:35pm)
  • The SNP do have a majority on GCC, tho. by devandroid99 (Tue 27th Oct 2020 12:09pm)
  • That's not true. He could be a key worker, or be paying for it himself. by devandroid99 (Tue 27th Oct 2020 5:23pm)
  • HIV is not transmittable through saliva. by devandroid99 (Wed 28th Oct 2020 12:28pm)
  • The patter under that makes me want to stick sparklers in my eyes. by devandroid99 (Wed 28th Oct 2020 8:33pm)
  • They're talking about your jobbies, not the dog's. by devandroid99 (Wed 28th Oct 2020 8:42pm)
  • That's not what I heard. by devandroid99 (Wed 28th Oct 2020 8:58pm)
  • Have you ever been in a busy pub at ten on a Saturday night sober? It's fucking awful. by devandroid99 (Fri 30th Oct 2020 10:16am)
  • Bet that's exactly how the Silicon Fannies pitched it to their investors. by devandroid99 (Fri 30th Oct 2020 10:21am)
  • Is someone's lost a work key and a fob on a black #stopthedeaths lanyard it's on the windowsill of the granary in Shawlands near the bus stop on Pollokshaws road. by devandroid99 (Fri 30th Oct 2020 10:28am)
  • Don't worry about it, if you're exempt you're exempt. They can't charge you no matter what happens, just send an email, print a copy and show it, along with your matriculation card, to them if they come to the door. by devandroid99 (Fri 30th Oct 2020 10:26am)
  • I hope he takes a heider into the fucking fryer. by devandroid99 (Sat 31st Oct 2020 8:15am)
  • You're thick. by devandroid99 (Sat 31st Oct 2020 8:20am)
  • Scottish is a state of mind. by devandroid99 (Sat 31st Oct 2020 1:37pm)
  • It was only HMO, but Scotgov have extended to all housea. Linked smokies, heat sensor in kitchen and CO wherever there's a fuel burning appliance. by devandroid99 (Sat 31st Oct 2020 1:48pm)
  • Yeah, they have. by devandroid99 (Sat 31st Oct 2020 5:07pm)
  • I'd say only do them in your own garden. You shouldn't really light pyrotechnics in a park, but people will so if you're going to don't put them on the grass, put them on a paved area and pick up your used bits and pieces (and any other dead ones you see lying around) once they're cool and take them with you. Big bottle of water is also a good idea. by devandroid99 (Mon 2nd Nov 2020 3:27pm)
  • No official display this year. by devandroid99 (Mon 2nd Nov 2020 4:05pm)
  • Eighteen fucking quid for a peak adult ticket. by devandroid99 (Tue 3rd Nov 2020 10:00am)
  • Only thing I've spent money on their site was meals for the homeless. by devandroid99 (Tue 3rd Nov 2020 1:33pm)
  • [when done right they can be spectacular.](https://youtu.be/cSa3Kg9Bwsk) by devandroid99 (Tue 3rd Nov 2020 1:36pm)
  • http://www.three.co.uk/Discover/Network/Coverage by devandroid99 (Wed 4th Nov 2020 9:26pm)
  • Just try it. You're not signing the contract in blood, if it's a pile of shite trouser the orders until you get sacked (don't do this from local places, but fuck KFC et el). by devandroid99 (Wed 4th Nov 2020 9:30pm)
  • Is Zen's fritzbox a dual modem/router? I've got my Nighthawk attached to the openreach g-fast modem and my Orbi gear attached to the Nighthawk. Can I do away with the modem and Nighthawk? by devandroid99 (Wed 4th Nov 2020 10:49pm)
  • To add to this, I've seen opticians be hesitant to hand out the prescription to the patient. It's a legal requirement that they do so, you shouldn't even need to ask so don't take any guff from the fucking swine. by devandroid99 (Thu 5th Nov 2020 10:38pm)
  • Fat Buddha on Queen Street do the men's, not sure about the women's. Will give you an idea of the build quality, which is very good. by devandroid99 (Thu 12th Nov 2020 10:24am)
  • Phillies in Shawlands have a few on draught I believe, and you won't be supporting the spying slave drivers at West OT the thieving, fake pricks at brew dog. by devandroid99 (Thu 12th Nov 2020 11:01am)
  • If you can ask about returns and buy local, please do. A lot of independent retailers won't make it out of this alive. by devandroid99 (Thu 12th Nov 2020 11:55am)
  • I've no idea, but I love that you've tacked that last sentence on just in case anyone was in any doubt. by devandroid99 (Thu 12th Nov 2020 1:30pm)
  • I really prefer grain and grind to dear green, if you're going down the coffee route. Stephen O'Neill has a nice selection of gifty things, not all made locally but a lot seem to be. Trakke bags. by devandroid99 (Sat 14th Nov 2020 12:03pm)
  • What do you suggest they do with the space? by devandroid99 (Sun 15th Nov 2020 3:21pm)
  • Paint over what? The paint that's already there? No, they can't, the new paint doesn't adhere to the old paint the same way it would to the road aurface. Unless you want them there every few weeks they need to get rid and reapply. by devandroid99 (Sun 15th Nov 2020 7:26pm)
  • More pubes plz. by devandroid99 (Mon 16th Nov 2020 12:55am)
  • I saw a driver chuck his tube from the ticket roll straight out the window. Picked it up to chuck it back through and get him telt but he drove off, so I took the plate and called it in. What do you reckon would have happened? by devandroid99 (Mon 16th Nov 2020 1:01am)
  • Bullshit. If the driver is that worried about his schedule then why did he stop to open the door and give the guy a mouthful? by devandroid99 (Mon 16th Nov 2020 1:05am)
  • A bus should travel at a speed appropriate to the conditions and traffic. They don't have to travel faster than a bike. Sometimes they don't move at all. by devandroid99 (Mon 16th Nov 2020 1:33am)
  • They said dermatologist, not "skinologist". by devandroid99 (Mon 16th Nov 2020 12:54pm)
  • "No one made the cyclist stop pedalling as the bus slowed down and pedal much faster once the bus tried to accelerate." Do you listen to yourself? Any chance they were both accelerating and decelerating together because of the traffic...? by devandroid99 (Mon 16th Nov 2020 1:07pm)
  • Do Robuchons mashed potatoes for a real Auld Alliance authenticity. by devandroid99 (Tue 17th Nov 2020 1:33am)
  • My Nana used to add doughballs and they were the tits. by devandroid99 (Tue 17th Nov 2020 1:30am)
  • How to fuck your back and be on disability from the age of 25? by devandroid99 (Wed 18th Nov 2020 2:38pm)
  • Thankfully, they have theirs and we have ours. by devandroid99 (Wed 18th Nov 2020 2:58pm)
  • What? Why? Are people entitled to a free parking space at work? by devandroid99 (Wed 18th Nov 2020 9:59pm)
  • I was mid twenties when I started my apprenticeship, there was one guy older than me, he's now pan bried but not work related. All the best! by devandroid99 (Wed 18th Nov 2020 9:57pm)
  • There are tens of thousands of workplaces that don't provide free parking. People manage. They take public transport, they walk, park nearby and walk. Some folk even pay to park at work. If there's spare parking then by all means allow staff to use it, but patients and visitors should be prioritised over staff. by devandroid99 (Thu 19th Nov 2020 12:10am)
  • Wee China in Mount Florida. Solid old school performer, does exactly what you'd expect. by devandroid99 (Thu 19th Nov 2020 12:31am)
  • Don't take other people's word for it, if you need the job go in and check it out with an open mind. I learned a long time ago that bitching about work only leads to you taking on other people's issues as if they were your own and doubling the gripes you thought you had. It's cathartic in the short term it damaging in the long. by devandroid99 (Thu 19th Nov 2020 2:49pm)
  • You mean the BP garage on Pollokshaws road? by devandroid99 (Thu 19th Nov 2020 2:52pm)
  • "Thank you for your service". You can poke that shite right back up your arsehole. by devandroid99 (Thu 19th Nov 2020 2:58pm)
  • I don't think they should be working anything like twelve hour shifts, but that's another argument. If you're going to use exhausting shift lengths as an argument then they absolutely should be taking public transport and have no business driving home. by devandroid99 (Thu 19th Nov 2020 2:55pm)
  • I didn't down vote you at all. by devandroid99 (Thu 19th Nov 2020 3:35pm)
  • Aye, I'm sure that guys two consultant pals who drive past the minimum wage "numpty" car park attendants, making their lives more difficult, are dripping with compassion. And who the fuck visits a pal with a broken arm in hospital? Visitation is for inpatients, which by definition tend to be more serious cases, deserving of a fucking parking space. by devandroid99 (Thu 19th Nov 2020 6:31pm)
  • Don't you drink whisky out of them? by devandroid99 (Fri 20th Nov 2020 2:36am)
  • If it was a faulty muster signal it'll have been (seven short blasts followed by one long) repeating. by devandroid99 (Fri 20th Nov 2020 9:25am)
  • Seems like the sort who'd get her facts off of Facebook so they'd most likely all be fucking bullshit anyway. by devandroid99 (Fri 20th Nov 2020 9:32am)
  • If it is I'd be surprised, it doesn't seem safe. One continuous could easily be dismissed as a faulty whistle by other ships. It's not a convention I'm familiar with, anyway. Unless you're talking about a fire alarm? by devandroid99 (Fri 20th Nov 2020 10:52am)
  • Yep, you're right. by devandroid99 (Fri 20th Nov 2020 10:57am)
  • Add seventy quid p/a for a gas safety cert if you want to do things by the book. by devandroid99 (Fri 20th Nov 2020 1:55pm)
  • it's like night of the living dead around central at the minute, it's grim as fuck so no, it's not just you. There's no attempt to hide drug use any more - open dealing, people smoking heroin in doorways, fighting - the list goes on and on. Once COVID is over the council or government is going to need to throw some serious resources at it to clean things up or it's going to get worse and worse - people won't come into the city centre, so businesses will close, so people will have less reason to come into the city centre. It's a real shame but without decisive action I can't see any resolution. by devandroid99 (Sun 22nd Nov 2020 7:03pm)
  • Best answer here. Dunno why the bleach and water isn't possible because OP lives on the top floor - to the best of my knowledge buckets are portable. You can either post on Reddit and moan about it and be passed around council departments and be wound up every time you walk over it, or take fifteen minutes to take a hard bristle brush and hot water to it and get it done and out of the way. As to the pigeons in the roof, tell the factor you want pest control out. If you're impatient and you like the flat then just call a pest control company yourself and they'll come out and deal with it. Couple of hundred quid. by devandroid99 (Mon 23rd Nov 2020 10:43am)
  • Bus =/= taxi. by devandroid99 (Wed 25th Nov 2020 1:15pm)
  • Are you really a pilot? I'm astonished a pilot would need to ask Reddit how to track aircraft. by devandroid99 (Wed 25th Nov 2020 9:38pm)
  • Don't keep it in the stairs, that's selfish. It's not an extension of your flat. You can get ceiling hooks, or even a locker you could chain to any railings you have in the back close. by devandroid99 (Wed 25th Nov 2020 9:44pm)
  • Put the polystyrene and plastic in your general waste bin. If the polystyrene needs snapped into manageable bits, do so. Take some scissors or a craft/Stanley knife with you to the recycling bin, and cut the big boxes up into smaller pieces when you get there. by devandroid99 (Thu 26th Nov 2020 12:10pm)
  • It's yersel! by devandroid99 (Thu 26th Nov 2020 11:06pm)
  • Aye, but you're doing so by going above and beyond the published governmental advice. That advice was decided by experts, of which I'm guessing you're not one. You do whatever you like, that's up to you, and feel free to noise people up who aren't following the rules if you must, but putting your own spin on advice becaue you think you know better is arrogant as fuck. by devandroid99 (Sun 29th Nov 2020 3:09pm)
  • Wee China mount Florida. by devandroid99 (Sun 29th Nov 2020 4:42pm)
  • Anyone any recommendations for vegetarian Chinese? Every one I've had has just been a tub with a chopped onion and half a pepper fucking drowning in sauce. I saw there was Lotus Chinese restaurant in Tradeston (closed) which I never got to try so I'm hoping there's a decent alternative someone can clue me in to. by devandroid99 (Sun 29th Nov 2020 4:51pm)
  • Technically corpses can't refuse consent. by devandroid99 (Mon 30th Nov 2020 11:05am)
  • I didn't even genocide anyone, why am I getting pelters for? by devandroid99 (Mon 30th Nov 2020 11:17am)
  • You're a fucking mong. by devandroid99 (Mon 30th Nov 2020 5:37pm)
  • To be fair they never said they weren't a rapist. You could still be right. by devandroid99 (Tue 1st Dec 2020 8:26am)
  • Cannae shove yet granny aff a cran. by devandroid99 (Wed 2nd Dec 2020 9:30am)
  • Were they in the missives? It's the vendors responsibility to get rid of any old shite they've got lying around, contact your solicitor and ask them. You'll need to pay for man and van to dump them but the vendor should reimburse. by devandroid99 (Wed 2nd Dec 2020 9:34am)
  • Crisp vending machines don't fry potatoes. by devandroid99 (Wed 2nd Dec 2020 10:28am)
  • Money in, pizza out. That's vending. by devandroid99 (Wed 2nd Dec 2020 10:32am)
  • She's a vendor of baked deliciousness. by devandroid99 (Wed 2nd Dec 2020 10:50am)
  • Why can't they take it in to homes because it needs to be stored at -70? I've worked with commercially available freezers that can be put in the back of a van that go lower, it's not a major logistical challenge. by devandroid99 (Wed 2nd Dec 2020 9:33pm)
  • Or maybe the reduction to tier three is about something else and the lockdown has been about controlling the rate of spread? by devandroid99 (Thu 3rd Dec 2020 10:59am)
  • Everycunt. by devandroid99 (Thu 3rd Dec 2020 1:11pm)
  • Saft cunt. by devandroid99 (Thu 3rd Dec 2020 1:21pm)
  • See you next Tuesday. by devandroid99 (Thu 3rd Dec 2020 1:35pm)
  • Should have told them they lived in Govanhill and watched their head explode. by devandroid99 (Fri 4th Dec 2020 11:30am)
  • I take it you're not from the UK? Put it back in a red post box found on the street, or hand in at post office counter. by devandroid99 (Fri 4th Dec 2020 3:54pm)
  • We've never met them, ffs. Put a bit of thought in to your own gift. by devandroid99 (Sat 5th Dec 2020 9:09am)
  • And now you're on your high horse about it? Get a grip. by devandroid99 (Sat 5th Dec 2020 6:12pm)
  • RTS does the job by devandroid99 (Sat 5th Dec 2020 11:43pm)
  • Probably called the bomb squad in when their head exploded trying to grasp the plot. by devandroid99 (Sat 5th Dec 2020 11:47pm)
  • Well don't sit here bragging about it, go and cure cancer. by devandroid99 (Sun 6th Dec 2020 12:17pm)
  • Doesn't surprise me that someone who is too stupid to put a tree in a bucket, pan or plastic box full of water for 24 hours gets raging about karma. by devandroid99 (Tue 8th Dec 2020 11:49am)
  • A word to the wise mate, you'll likely garrote yourself with the tinsel or blind yourself with the lights. I'd leave it if I were you. by devandroid99 (Tue 8th Dec 2020 4:02pm)
  • My Christmas tree is in a base, I bought it years ago at the same time I bought the fucking tree. by devandroid99 (Tue 8th Dec 2020 8:55pm)
  • They don't need to convince the police, they need a search warrant issued by a court. There are very few issued each year, and normally only to search houses of people who are aggressive. Just politely decline, or buy a licence if you wish. by devandroid99 (Tue 8th Dec 2020 10:40pm)
  • Don't forget a special mention [to this cunt](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Souter). by devandroid99 (Tue 8th Dec 2020 10:47pm)
  • I mean... My man. You didn't need to take the tree home. You could have left it there, bought the base first, or gone back and bought the tree after Amazon had delivered. You didn't need to have a tree and no base to stick it in. I don't have anything better to do, literally, just topped up. I feel more sorry for myself than you, and I'm not arsed about you at all. by devandroid99 (Wed 9th Dec 2020 12:58am)
  • That seems remarkably cheap given my experience with them. How often are you getting the windows and garden done? by devandroid99 (Fri 11th Dec 2020 11:09am)
  • Fish is a vanishingly small part of the GDP but it's still food. We can live without private hire and laptops. by devandroid99 (Sat 12th Dec 2020 12:10pm)
  • I know it is, and this is political posturing, but don't act as if because we can spend two grand on an overpriced laptop or order a worker abusing taxi from our phone that food security is suddenly no longer relevant. by devandroid99 (Sat 12th Dec 2020 12:45pm)
  • "I can't find my arse with both hands and a map, can someone please help me locate my balloon knot?" by devandroid99 (Sat 12th Dec 2020 5:16pm)
  • I probably reaped about as much from my sarcasm as you did from your enlightened self-righteousness. by devandroid99 (Sat 12th Dec 2020 5:38pm)
  • "Don't get there too early, get there after the station opens then wait inside, and get on the train as soon as you can.- "Get there really early, hang about on deserted streets in the freezing cold, and panic every time someone walks past you." Pick one. by devandroid99 (Sat 12th Dec 2020 10:22pm)
  • Average salary in the financial district is probably £150k?! What has this cunt been smoking? by devandroid99 (Tue 15th Dec 2020 5:48pm)
  • It's yersel'! by devandroid99 (Tue 15th Dec 2020 6:05pm)
  • Ignore him. Not worth having him moaning at the police for you swearing at him, which can consitute a breach of the peace. Stay polite and maintain the upper hand. Sports fields are exempted from right to roam legislation if exercising access to the field would interfere with its use. If there's nobody on the pitch then you're not interfering with its use. Regardless, in any case trespass in Scotland is a civil matter. Long story short, the police won't care and you don't need to do what he tells you. by devandroid99 (Wed 16th Dec 2020 11:50am)
  • See, now, if you'd said it was for work or something then it would have been sound but turns out you're just a cunt. by devandroid99 (Wed 16th Dec 2020 11:56am)
  • Would you roll a dice with a 1 in 200 chance of killing you? I sure as fuck wouldn't. And that's before getting into the acute long term symptoms that a great many survivors are suffering from. by devandroid99 (Wed 16th Dec 2020 12:28pm)
  • Without measures in place to restrict the spread of the virus, if everyone got it that would be 330 000 people dead in the UK alone, the majority of whom would be elderly. Do you think the government should view people who have worked and paid taxes their whole life as sacrificial? by devandroid99 (Wed 16th Dec 2020 12:43pm)
  • What am I talking about, of course you fucking do. As long as you can get your jollies to London and see your family at Christmas then fuck everyone else, right? by devandroid99 (Wed 16th Dec 2020 12:49pm)
  • Now compare covid to [this.](https://www.unaids.org/en/resources/fact-sheet) by devandroid99 (Wed 16th Dec 2020 12:54pm)
  • Tbh if I were you I'd do myself a favour and deactivate the Facebook page. You can keep messenger for staying in touch with folk but Facebook itself is fucking poison. by devandroid99 (Thu 17th Dec 2020 12:24am)
  • Yeah, overdose and suicide don't go down well with parents for obvious reasons. by devandroid99 (Thu 17th Dec 2020 10:53am)
  • You make your own old fashioneds or buy them in? by devandroid99 (Fri 18th Dec 2020 1:01pm)
  • Grand. Cheers! by devandroid99 (Fri 18th Dec 2020 1:17pm)
  • It's not unavoidable, any more than selling drugs when you're skint or raping someone because you can't get a ride. You chose to have a car, manage that choice responsibly. If you need to park ten minutes away then do so. by devandroid99 (Fri 18th Dec 2020 7:50pm)
  • Rum old fashioned is a thumper of a drink if you're into that. by devandroid99 (Fri 18th Dec 2020 8:25pm)
  • "Is it alright to go to that pub? I'm moving to Glasgow next month with my partner and don't know anything about the area." by devandroid99 (Sun 20th Dec 2020 3:03pm)
  • How much is an implant with them? by devandroid99 (Mon 21st Dec 2020 1:13am)
  • Give it a clean. by devandroid99 (Wed 23rd Dec 2020 10:25pm)
  • Errol's Hot Pizza on viccy road, check their Instagram page as they're always sold out and release pizzas to a schedule. Weird system but must work for them. by devandroid99 (Sat 26th Dec 2020 12:58pm)
  • Curious Liquids is the bottle shop on Kilmarnock Road, they're at the back of Phillies, the pub that houses the kitchen which is currently closed. by devandroid99 (Sat 26th Dec 2020 12:57pm)
  • Don't deliver. by devandroid99 (Sun 27th Dec 2020 1:17pm)
  • I don't get this at all. by devandroid99 (Wed 30th Dec 2020 3:37pm)
  • Thousand or dollars? by devandroid99 (Wed 30th Dec 2020 5:18pm)
  • Ah, righto by devandroid99 (Wed 30th Dec 2020 5:18pm)
  • An entire planet. by devandroid99 (Wed 30th Dec 2020 8:01pm)
  • I can't decide who I hate more. Moaning cunts, or cunts who moan about moaning cunts. by devandroid99 (Fri 1st Jan 2021 4:02pm)
  • Love those cunts. by devandroid99 (Fri 1st Jan 2021 5:42pm)
  • "How come you're so fat?" "Because every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit." by devandroid99 (Fri 1st Jan 2021 5:45pm)
  • My heart fucking bleeds for you. by devandroid99 (Fri 1st Jan 2021 5:50pm)
  • Audience of one will do. by devandroid99 (Fri 1st Jan 2021 6:13pm)
  • I'll echo what they said, Brexit and indyref were horrible, tribalistic shitshows. Way more damaging than that coked up dafty wandering around Govanhill. by devandroid99 (Sat 2nd Jan 2021 11:39am)
  • Just back from there, the ice was mobbed. Did see a wee girl take an absolute header off the sculpture because her parents had an artwork confused with a playpark. That thing will be fucked by next weekend. by devandroid99 (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 3:21pm)
  • A prick, by the looks of it. by devandroid99 (Mon 4th Jan 2021 4:10pm)
  • You don't think that new keys for front doors is essential? by devandroid99 (Mon 4th Jan 2021 8:05pm)
  • Well what were you doing there then, Mr Uppity? by devandroid99 (Mon 4th Jan 2021 8:10pm)
  • Aye, quite right. Scottish Golf should be focusing on vaccine distribution, fixing vials to balls at the driving range and hitting them through people's windows. Or maybe digging the holes really deep to mine for gold to contribute to the furlough scheme. Or opening glass factories on the bunkers and making test tubes and beakers to assist with vaccine development maybe. by devandroid99 (Tue 5th Jan 2021 11:28am)
  • You do know that golf is played outside, don't you? by devandroid99 (Tue 5th Jan 2021 1:31pm)
  • What a fucking helmet that cunt is. by devandroid99 (Tue 5th Jan 2021 5:42pm)
  • We have not been ordered to abstain from golf. [Local outdoor recreation, sport or exercise, walking, cycling, GOLF, or running that starts and finishes at the same place (which can be up to 5 miles from the boundary of your local authority area) as long as you abide by the rules on meeting other households.](https://www.gov.scot/publications/coronavirus-covid-19-stay-at-home-guidance/) by devandroid99 (Tue 5th Jan 2021 10:53pm)
  • It's actually god's boabie, fucking the planet right between those rotund cheeks. by devandroid99 (Thu 7th Jan 2021 2:48pm)
  • Is it broken now? I went past this afternoon and there were kids fucking about with it but seemed to be in one piece. by devandroid99 (Thu 7th Jan 2021 5:44pm)
  • I'd take it to the place on Buchanan Street, they should do it for free. Depends on the condition and finish of the bracelet but you might scratch it up a bit if you do it yourself. by devandroid99 (Thu 7th Jan 2021 8:35pm)
  • I'd be amazed if they charged you for it. I took a similar branded watch into another boutique and they were going to polish it up for me for free. Just go in and be sound. I don't think they're selling much atm as Rolex are throttling distribution to jack the prices. by devandroid99 (Thu 7th Jan 2021 9:39pm)
  • If you mean paperwork, lock that in a safe if you can and keep it there. by devandroid99 (Thu 7th Jan 2021 9:40pm)
  • Do you need more single use cheap Amazon shite cluttering up your house? by devandroid99 (Thu 7th Jan 2021 10:01pm)
  • NEI, give us a Bristol rating. by devandroid99 (Sat 9th Jan 2021 7:29pm)
  • Moaning about moaning again, are we? by devandroid99 (Sat 9th Jan 2021 7:28pm)
  • There's not a lot of moral absolutism involved in bored people's photos of snow or quiet streets or crowded parks, however taste is entirely subjective. by devandroid99 (Sat 9th Jan 2021 7:25pm)
  • Resplendent with ermine-lined glory holes? by devandroid99 (Sat 9th Jan 2021 7:30pm)
  • Standard practice in countries with colder, more consistent winters than ours. They don't break the ice, next year it's thinner and someone goes under and drowns and the council are hauled over the coals for neglecting their duty of care to the public. by devandroid99 (Sat 9th Jan 2021 7:42pm)
  • Pretty rich calling them ignorant fuckers when you're on here asking about greeting to the factors instead of going up and having a quiet word and making a positive suggestion like a piece of carpet behind the board. by devandroid99 (Sun 10th Jan 2021 5:17pm)
  • You've not got the bottle to go up and have a quiet word and want to run greeting to the factors and they're the ignorant fuckers? by devandroid99 (Sun 10th Jan 2021 5:15pm)
  • You've not got the bottle to go up and have a quiet word and want to run greeting to the factors and they're the ignorant fuckers? by devandroid99 (Sun 10th Jan 2021 5:15pm)
  • It's the plumber's fault. He should have checked the condition of the items before fitting them, and should have checked the work was sound and watertight before it was all fixed and tiled in place. Has he actually told you that it's not his fault and he's not going to do the work to rectify it? Where are you getting the 1k figure from? Have you paid him for the rest of the work? by devandroid99 (Mon 11th Jan 2021 12:52pm)
  • How does he know it's cracked if he hasn't been through the ceiling for a look yet? by devandroid99 (Mon 11th Jan 2021 3:02pm)
  • It's definitely, absolutely, 100pc his fault for either installing a cracked pipe OR cracking it during installation AND not proving the integrity of his work before he boxed it up. Sorry to state the obvious but it was silly to pay him before the work was completed. Did he give you a written guarantee? by devandroid99 (Mon 11th Jan 2021 3:12pm)
  • I'd also suggest that grey water discharge from houses carries with it a lot of soap scum, fluff, pubes and sludgey shite that would get caught up in any heat exchangers and coat the pipes, negatively impacting thermal transfer. by devandroid99 (Wed 13th Jan 2021 1:27pm)
  • Are they still wriggling? by devandroid99 (Wed 13th Jan 2021 3:32pm)
  • This is pointedly not a group set up to support victims. This is a group to draw attention to the members, who are yelling through microphones and waving placards in the most public of settings. by devandroid99 (Wed 13th Jan 2021 6:49pm)
  • A real live moon-howling wallaper, in the virtual flesh! by devandroid99 (Wed 13th Jan 2021 6:45pm)
  • I reckon that a government inclined to declare fake pandemics would also be the type to just ban protests outright. by devandroid99 (Wed 13th Jan 2021 7:35pm)
  • Then that's coincidental. A society for colourblind people which happens to be composed exclusively of scorpios isn't a society for scorpios. by devandroid99 (Wed 13th Jan 2021 8:04pm)
  • Nobody is taking it lightly. It's a matter of public health. Would you say a candlelit vigil during the blitz should have been permitted? by devandroid99 (Wed 13th Jan 2021 10:20pm)
  • Yes, they do have the right to protest, but by the same token other people have the right to be kept safe from the virus. It's very similar to playing music - my right to make noise ends where other people's right to enjoyment of their peace and quiet begins. It's proven that people assembling in groups, particularly like these are (no PPE - which really adds to the "never heard a conspiracy theory they didn't agree with" vibe,) leads to increased transmission which absolutely will impact other people. by devandroid99 (Thu 14th Jan 2021 9:12am)
  • Everyone's got an arsehole. by devandroid99 (Fri 15th Jan 2021 10:06pm)
  • I think it's prohibitively expensive, you need an approved stove and a liner dropped down from the roof, which may need to be cemented in, I've read something about it on here before. Possibly more reasonably priced on the top floor but I'd reckon minimum 4 grand, it's not a case of just swapping the gas out and plonking a wood burner in the hearth. by devandroid99 (Sat 16th Jan 2021 1:04am)
  • Not true. You can burn authorised solid smokeless fuels, or burn wood in an approved stove. https://www.glasgow.gov.uk/article/17629/Smoke-Control---Frequently-Asked-Questions by devandroid99 (Sat 16th Jan 2021 12:58am)
  • Do you own a car? by devandroid99 (Sat 16th Jan 2021 8:51am)
  • Fucking hell, you've really run with what I asked there! So do you really own a Tesla or are you just full of shite? My suspicions, based on the rest of your output, is the latter but I'd be happy to be proved wrong. Not because I want you to have nice things, but because a Tesla is an excellent example which demonstrates how old technology can be modified and innovations be made to minimise carbon and particulate. I say minimise because the supply chain isn't emission free, but that's another argument which you already know and it hasn't stopped you from screeching away up there on your high horse so why waste my time, eh? Money well spent on that Tesla if it gives you carte blanche to be such a sanctimonious, judgemental prick! While you're at it, have a read of [this](https://www.emissionsanalytics.com/news/pollution-tyre-wear-worse-exhaust-emissions) and tell me you're not polluting your city. Which leads on to my next point. GCC haven't tried to ban woodburning stoves, they've put legislation in place that ensures that any wood burning stove emissions are clean and compatible with modern city living. Utilising technology and developments made in both the stoves, and the fuel burned in them, in much the same way Elon Musk's engineers have to develop that car outside your house. Anyway. I wouldn't have called you a hypocrite based on the fact you've got a car if you hadn't been such an arsehole about it. But you are. You're a raging hypocrite, with a larger carbon footprint than many, many flat owners with woodburning stoves in their living rooms. Nobody should be labeled a hypocrite for having a go at the government and trying to get them to change the law. You are a hypocrite for having a go like that at OP whilst they're acting within the confines of it. by devandroid99 (Sat 16th Jan 2021 2:04pm)
  • Do you heat your house with gas? by devandroid99 (Sat 16th Jan 2021 4:26pm)
  • I think you're a hypocrite who should be ignored primarily because you speak to people like shit, but also because you seem to tweak your energy consumption around your lifestyle, whilst seemingly not altering your lifestyle very much. You cherry pick facts and tell outright lies to bolster your point. GCC haven't banned wood burners. Approved smokeless fuels and DEFRA approved stoves are still allowed. You don't need to have a job which requires a car, you don't need to heat your house with gas. You could heat your water with renewable electricity or a ground source heat pump, but you don't. You could move house or get another job, but you haven't. So you need to get off your high horse, and realise that even if you think you've done the best you can you still haven't done enough to elevate yourself to the self-anointed eco-saint status you clearly think you deserve. by devandroid99 (Sat 16th Jan 2021 5:45pm)
  • Eye drops are cheaper and less likely to turn your place into a mushroom farm. by devandroid99 (Sun 17th Jan 2021 11:14am)
  • Do you suggest sending animal undertakers and giving it a state funeral? by devandroid99 (Sun 17th Jan 2021 11:16am)
  • Up to the landlord, not the letting agency. by devandroid99 (Sun 17th Jan 2021 11:34pm)
  • Stick them in on the GCC app for fly tipping. by devandroid99 (Sun 17th Jan 2021 11:37pm)
  • Seconded. They're generally thick as pig shit and back down in pretty short order when someone refuses to tolerate their chancing. by devandroid99 (Sun 17th Jan 2021 11:40pm)
  • Then keep sticking them in, add notes and hopefully they'll get hammered with a fine eventually. by devandroid99 (Mon 18th Jan 2021 9:34am)
  • So did yer maw. by devandroid99 (Wed 20th Jan 2021 7:58pm)
  • "I paid a thousand quid for a licence, you're fucking right I'll let it shit wherever it wants. The bin men can pick it up, that's what I pay my licence money for." by devandroid99 (Fri 22nd Jan 2021 11:45am)
  • Cf. "Road tax" (VED). by devandroid99 (Fri 22nd Jan 2021 11:53am)
  • Folk driving and parking like cunts and thinking they're entitled to do as they wish, particularly when arguing with cyclists, because the pay "road tax". by devandroid99 (Fri 22nd Jan 2021 1:34pm)
  • Fabulous. People who post photos of the thing please take note. by devandroid99 (Fri 22nd Jan 2021 7:14pm)
  • Or they could point out that you obviously knew what they meant by virtue of your wee translation, so don't be a douchebag. by devandroid99 (Sat 23rd Jan 2021 10:53pm)
  • You could rent a van. by devandroid99 (Sun 24th Jan 2021 6:55pm)
  • I dunno, but I've seen a guy around my way delivering parcels from a rental van with stickers on the side. Definitely worth checking out, anyway. by devandroid99 (Sun 24th Jan 2021 8:53pm)
  • Can you dm me his number please? by devandroid99 (Wed 27th Jan 2021 6:34am)
  • baaaaagone glasgow. by devandroid99 (Wed 27th Jan 2021 6:44pm)
  • https://www.screwfix.com/p/no-nonsense-concentrated-liquid-sugar-soap-500ml/61880 Give the walls a wash with this then see where you are. by devandroid99 (Fri 29th Jan 2021 12:15am)
  • Just send him an MP3 of whatever you want him to play. Vienna Philharmonic's performance of Beethoven's 5th and 7th? Nae bother. He doesn't play the songs, it's all recorded and he screeches along on his trumpolin or violet or whatever it's called. by devandroid99 (Tue 2nd Feb 2021 11:46am)
  • Do folk still take speed? Thought it was all coke now. by devandroid99 (Sat 6th Feb 2021 7:34am)
  • Queen's park in is a fucking disgrace in the summer. by devandroid99 (Wed 10th Feb 2021 10:26am)
  • If it's a problem with the communal part of the door entry system and work is required on the front panel then it's shared, if it's a handset inside a property it's absolutely on the owner of that flat to pay for the work. by devandroid99 (Wed 10th Feb 2021 12:33pm)
  • I've faced almost the same situation twice in the last year with my factors. Entire building was billed for a rodent problem that was very particularly isolated to one flat. I told them it wasn't a communal issue and they sorted it out. Another was an intercom fault - we were all billed for the inspection to the front panel but the individual flat was charged for the work to their handset. If it isn't communal equipment then tell the factors to pursue the flat owner for costs. Daftys who don't know how to maintain their own property tend to contact the factors when they don't know what to do instead of resolving their problems themselves. Factors are way more used to billing en masse for communal problems so that will be their default action, just tell them you're not paying and why and that should be the end of it. by devandroid99 (Wed 10th Feb 2021 12:31pm)
  • If you pay by direct debit I'd cancel it now and reinstate later, or at the very least keep a very close eye on how much they're taking from you. by devandroid99 (Wed 10th Feb 2021 12:50pm)
  • Tell them to stick that up their arse as well. An ongoing dispute is more than enough reason not to pay, it's not council tax. by devandroid99 (Wed 10th Feb 2021 1:47pm)
  • I've read on a bit. Don't let them try and pull the "terms and conditions" rubbish on you. You didn't require the maintenance, didn't visit the website, didn't request the maintenance, didn't agree to the terms and conditions, nor did you benefit from the maintenance. Neighbour and neighbour alone is solely responsible for all costs incurred here. by devandroid99 (Wed 10th Feb 2021 4:25pm)
  • Women's abdomen and thorax? Not trying to be miserable, just genuinely curious. by devandroid99 (Sat 13th Feb 2021 4:47pm)
  • DELETED Awrite Cairnie, away and nose another line of gear. by devandroid99 (Mon 15th Feb 2021 12:38pm)
  • Uber eats, just eat and deliveroo absolutely scalp the restaurants concerned. By all means use them to decide what you want but if you're able please call up directly and order over the phone. by devandroid99 (Tue 16th Feb 2021 9:06am)
  • Berivan does good shawarma and falafel, or if you decide you want a walk Kurdish Street Food on Allison Street is fantastic. Wouldn't rate DiMaggio's tbh. by devandroid99 (Tue 16th Feb 2021 9:13am)
  • Nothing but the best flake. by devandroid99 (Tue 16th Feb 2021 10:21pm)
  • Absolute madness doing it when you're living there, imo. I know it's tough to get the cash but do it before you move in if you can. by devandroid99 (Thu 18th Feb 2021 5:32pm)
  • Email the council and CC the councillor, or vice versa. Maximum visibility. by devandroid99 (Fri 19th Feb 2021 2:19pm)
  • "White middle class travellers have easier life than minorities". by devandroid99 (Fri 19th Feb 2021 2:17pm)
  • Every third shop is a cafe, you'll be alright. Just take your cup with you if the bin in the park is full. by devandroid99 (Fri 19th Feb 2021 2:16pm)
  • Get the jail for man traps, I think. https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/Vict/24-25/100/section/31 by devandroid99 (Fri 19th Feb 2021 2:26pm)
  • MoFlo? Yikes. by devandroid99 (Sat 20th Feb 2021 7:03am)
  • BoAk. by devandroid99 (Sat 20th Feb 2021 7:53am)
  • I'd love to know. 15? 30? 40? by devandroid99 (Sat 20th Feb 2021 8:33am)
  • A filtered tunnel? With holes in the medium large enough for cares to pass through? by devandroid99 (Sat 20th Feb 2021 4:02pm)
  • Leaving your home or garden is not "absolutely forbidden apart from exceptional circumstances", don't talk such rot. by devandroid99 (Sat 20th Feb 2021 4:09pm)
  • https://www.actionfraud.police.uk/ by devandroid99 (Sat 20th Feb 2021 9:41pm)
  • Ask the local shops? Or maybe a note through the neighbours door. by devandroid99 (Sun 21st Feb 2021 5:32pm)
  • Why do you think so few doctors have spoken about it? by devandroid99 (Sun 21st Feb 2021 9:17pm)
  • What sort of a fucking pervert tears bits off then eats them? by devandroid99 (Sun 21st Feb 2021 9:22pm)
  • Going to suggest Kurdish Street Food on Allison Street. Superior to SK, bread is thinner so the ingredients sing. by devandroid99 (Sun 21st Feb 2021 9:36pm)
  • And what about when tight bastards decide they don't want to pay for refuse collection and fly tip all over the shop, with an even more fucked cleansing department that can't keep up trying to fix the problem? by devandroid99 (Tue 23rd Feb 2021 7:28pm)
  • And the other half is fucking terrible. Boom boom! by devandroid99 (Tue 23rd Feb 2021 7:59pm)
  • Then you'd need to advocate charging tourists for entry, no? by devandroid99 (Tue 23rd Feb 2021 7:55pm)
  • I'm not 100 percent on this, but it's my recollection that the council decided to do away with large commercial refuse bins and move to scheduled collections, picking up bags on the street. Obviously a shit idea, so now vermin can get in at the bags and the contents blow all over the place. Surely if they brought back large bins for commercial waste this would have an impact on the amount of shit on the streets? Appears they've also done similar with litter bins, removing smaller ones and replacing them with fewer larger wheely bins in boxes that only get emptied when they're absolutely bursting. It takes a moron to bucking-bronco a bin already full of shit, but the council don't help with infrequent collections and very few bins. by devandroid99 (Tue 23rd Feb 2021 8:09pm)
  • They don't need one if they're behind a fixed screen. by devandroid99 (Tue 23rd Feb 2021 8:20pm)
  • That's what I thought their reasoning was, obviously operationally it was never going to work. Was there something about making the streets prettier to encourage tourism as well? by devandroid99 (Tue 23rd Feb 2021 10:31pm)
  • Who are "they"? Who will pay for the security to minimise fly tipping? Are you advocating private companies having the ability to levy penalty charges on members of the public? Because that will go down like a bucket of cold sick. by devandroid99 (Wed 24th Feb 2021 9:46am)
  • The threat of a penalty charge is absolutely a deterrent. How are they going to deter dumping if not for financial penalties? Roadblocks and searches for potentially dumped waste? Kick fuck out of people? What can private companies impose penalty charges for on public land in Scotland lol? Private parking tickets only apply on private land, remedy for dumping on private land already needs to be pursued through civil courts. by devandroid99 (Wed 24th Feb 2021 12:08pm)
  • Imbecile. by devandroid99 (Wed 24th Feb 2021 4:55pm)
  • Shit my bed. by devandroid99 (Thu 25th Feb 2021 3:50pm)
  • https://knowyourmeme.com/search?q=fedora by devandroid99 (Thu 25th Feb 2021 5:01pm)
  • I don't make the rules mate. by devandroid99 (Thu 25th Feb 2021 5:40pm)
  • You do realise this whole website is just a bunch of strangers having a chat, aye? by devandroid99 (Sat 27th Feb 2021 10:47am)
  • I see your point, but I still can't but think "c'mon to fuck". by devandroid99 (Sat 27th Feb 2021 10:50am)
  • You literally poked your nose in on something to tell people to mind their own business. Nobody chapped your door. by devandroid99 (Sat 27th Feb 2021 11:16am)
  • If lead is so readily available why are you asking how to get it? by devandroid99 (Sun 28th Feb 2021 1:25pm)
  • I've no idea if it's illegal or not, but you seem like a massive, gaping arsehole so I just wanted to point out you're talking shite. It hardly seems unreasonable for someone to suggest drilling a hole in a fucking rock and you act the cunt about it. by devandroid99 (Sun 28th Feb 2021 1:49pm)
  • I've no idea if it's illegal or not, but you seem like a massive, gaping arsehole so I just wanted to point out you're talking shite. It hardly seems unreasonable for someone to suggest drilling a hole in a fucking rock and you act the cunt about it. by devandroid99 (Sun 28th Feb 2021 2:10pm)
  • https://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/1986/1992/made by devandroid99 (Sun 28th Feb 2021 2:56pm)
  • You do realise it's 0.06 grams and not 6 grams, yes? by devandroid99 (Sun 28th Feb 2021 3:34pm)
  • International territory? Really? by devandroid99 (Sun 28th Feb 2021 6:30pm)
  • Maybe not public naming and shaming, but access to publicly funded services in crowded public spaces can and should be limited. I'd also be down for bars, restaurants etc. prohibiting access based on vaccine uptake if the govt. could rollout a vaccine passport that was also able to accommodate people who are unable to get it for medical reasons, not just because they're an awkward smartarse. by devandroid99 (Sun 28th Feb 2021 11:41pm)
  • I've noticed a lot of the BMW's around me are folk parking during the working day then getting the train in to the city, so there is hope. by devandroid99 (Mon 1st Mar 2021 8:10am)
  • I'd happily pay more tax (even a voluntary clean streets stipend) if IF the bastards could just manage to pick up the bins on time and keep the streets clean. As it is I'd have to to be convinced not to begrudge any replacement payment structure that would cost me more money as I don't feel GCC would be able to initiate and coordinate any meaningful reform. by devandroid99 (Mon 1st Mar 2021 4:06pm)
  • Licking the chum out the can? by devandroid99 (Tue 2nd Mar 2021 5:46pm)
  • One thing to consider is that any damp on the ground floor will be your sole responsibility. A leaky roof will be shared cost-wise but it'll be you that has all your shit ruined should there be issues. Truth be told I'd not have either and go with first or second, but that might not be much help. by devandroid99 (Tue 2nd Mar 2021 5:53pm)
  • Check out Glasgow Smile Clinic. I've had loads of work done there and they've been reasonably priced and very accomodating when I've needed something in a rush, same day appointment recently when my fixed retainer came out (my fault). by devandroid99 (Thu 4th Mar 2021 9:58am)
  • It's a clue as to what happens if you don't pay your bill. by devandroid99 (Thu 4th Mar 2021 10:06am)
  • Nobody outside the country and very few in it give two fucks, they're only embarrassing themselves. by devandroid99 (Thu 4th Mar 2021 10:14am)
  • Pretty soon the entire southside will be nothing but cafes. by devandroid99 (Thu 4th Mar 2021 10:11am)
  • We don't need more of those things either, there are dentists, doctors and supermarkets everywhere. Bookies seem to be on the wane, thank Christ. Pubs, cafes and restaurants are, like you say, probably some of the only few things the high street can still offer as online retaining has sucked up all the cash. What we really need is a prolonged, focused political campaign to tax online retailers effectively so that the high street can compete. by devandroid99 (Thu 4th Mar 2021 11:15am)
  • A lot of them are taking the fucking piss, to be fair. Went past a place last week that had some beef and veg pasty thing in the window for seven quid. I think they seem to want to pay four staff on a tenner an hour to serve coffee and cake through a hatch in the door and price their wares accordingly. Agreed part of the problem is landlords hiking the rent up when they see an opportunity, but should their greed be subsided by rates relief or should there be rent caps? by devandroid99 (Thu 4th Mar 2021 1:02pm)
  • Watch Amazon swiftly scuttle into empty units with their contactless supermarkets, this compounding the problem. by devandroid99 (Fri 5th Mar 2021 7:07am)
  • Aye, you're good, I went for an eye test a few weeks ago. Pinder in Shawlands, they were very good. by devandroid99 (Fri 5th Mar 2021 10:29am)
  • Think that was yesterday as he was on the news. I'd hope someone pulled him up on it as hes secretary of state for health and social care, and the vast majority of the matters that department deals with are devolved. by devandroid99 (Fri 5th Mar 2021 10:28am)
  • Doesn't really fall under his remit though. by devandroid99 (Fri 5th Mar 2021 10:30am)
  • I believe if the repairs are known about at the time of sale then the vendor is liable for them afterwards, no? by devandroid99 (Fri 5th Mar 2021 10:35am)
  • Then they'll give you a passport. It's not that hard. by devandroid99 (Fri 5th Mar 2021 6:29pm)
  • Do some nurseries not already require proof of vaccination to attend? by devandroid99 (Fri 5th Mar 2021 6:31pm)
  • I'm all for private establishments controlling access on vax status. Shame for the kids with mental parents but an even bigger shame for the immunocompromised ones who can't go the pictures because of the mental parents they've never even met. by devandroid99 (Fri 5th Mar 2021 6:48pm)
  • They've existed internationally for years, I think I understand the concerns about them and I don't think they should exclude the (non)holder from public services but I don't see the problem with them being issued for private businesses to make their mind up. by devandroid99 (Fri 5th Mar 2021 6:57pm)
  • Your a cunt. by devandroid99 (Fri 5th Mar 2021 7:00pm)
  • Cun't by devandroid99 (Fri 5th Mar 2021 8:33pm)
  • Why would they need access to your medical records? Your driver's licence doesn't tell them how many faults you got. Just a go/no go system would do the job. by devandroid99 (Sat 6th Mar 2021 8:16am)
  • Do you have carpets down or are you one of these "authentic bare floorboard" fuds? by devandroid99 (Sat 6th Mar 2021 9:26am)
  • Well, there isn't any precedent being set yet, but I'm curious as to how you think it's dangerous. by devandroid99 (Sat 6th Mar 2021 10:09am)
  • Not if you've got my upstairs neighbours it isn't. by devandroid99 (Sat 6th Mar 2021 10:57am)
  • Because the vaccine isn't 100% effective, so even vaccinated people still have a risk of catching it. People who have chosen not to be vaccinated are carrying am increased risk to others with them, particularly to people who are unable to be vaccinated. Private companies should be privy to this information because they have a right to control and mitigate risk in their premises. by devandroid99 (Sat 6th Mar 2021 11:05am)
  • Then I'd shout their landlord and ask for ceiling noise proofing, maybe even split the bill if it's that bad. by devandroid99 (Sat 6th Mar 2021 11:23am)
  • So you've never had insurance or a mortgage? by devandroid99 (Sat 6th Mar 2021 11:20am)
  • Yes I am. What's the difference? by devandroid99 (Sat 6th Mar 2021 11:37am)
  • Why don't you just answer the question instead of pretending to be incredulous? One serves booze the other provides insurance but for the purposes here, talking about private companies never being privy to private and confidential information, whats the difference? Why is one entitled to that information to provide insurance, and calculate the risks involved to them in doing so, but the pub not entitled to the same information to make a calculated decision when deciding who to allow access to their premises and provide their services to? There's no legal mandate for you to provide that information or to use their services. by devandroid99 (Sat 6th Mar 2021 11:57am)
  • Aye, alright. I mean, pubs already have an absolute right to restrict entry and refuse service, but whatever you say pal. by devandroid99 (Sat 6th Mar 2021 12:21pm)
  • What does "face value" mean? by devandroid99 (Sun 7th Mar 2021 7:17pm)
  • It's not the sub, it's the city. Everyone is fed up up of being held around the neck. by devandroid99 (Sun 7th Mar 2021 7:37pm)
  • Flegs by devandroid99 (Sun 7th Mar 2021 7:47pm)
  • Hear hear. Normal celebrations aren't at the expense of other groups. by devandroid99 (Sun 7th Mar 2021 7:46pm)
  • Are you replying to me on a mobile phone? "They" already know everything you don't want them to. by devandroid99 (Sun 7th Mar 2021 8:09pm)
  • Seriously. You're already being watched, if you typed that comment on a mobile phone then you've already given up everything anyone could ever care to know about you. by devandroid99 (Sun 7th Mar 2021 10:24pm)
  • Jesus Christ. Never mind. by devandroid99 (Sun 7th Mar 2021 10:34pm)
  • I beg to differ. by devandroid99 (Sun 7th Mar 2021 10:44pm)
  • This is a piss take. by devandroid99 (Sun 7th Mar 2021 10:42pm)
  • Aye, quite right, football fans should be able to do whatever they fancy. by devandroid99 (Sun 7th Mar 2021 10:50pm)
  • All the doctors I've known have been connoisseurs of the old recreationals so you're talking absolute shite there mate. by devandroid99 (Mon 8th Mar 2021 9:37pm)
  • What? Where have I been hypocritical? It's just a fact. Loads and loads and loads of people take recreational drugs. Doctors, cops, solicitors, judges, engineers, teachers, politicians. All sorts. It's a fact of life and your hand-wringing judgement is totally misplaced. by devandroid99 (Mon 8th Mar 2021 10:05pm)
  • Literally the term used to close the first paragraph of the letter. by devandroid99 (Tue 9th Mar 2021 4:26pm)
  • Go and speak to them ffs, middle-aged CrossFitters and guitar playing Pomeranian owners are hardly known for being aggressive psychos. Tell them you're studying and ask if they can please restrict their noise-making to reasonable times. Then you can start moaning and acting hard done by. by devandroid99 (Wed 10th Mar 2021 8:47pm)
  • Privileged arseholes? How? Because they like keeping fit and playing music? No wonder you're worried to go round if that's the mindset you're going with, go and be pleasant and explain your case and see what happens. Don't go round with the massive chip you seem to have on your shoulder, because they'll almost certainly tell you to fuck off and eat shit. by devandroid99 (Wed 10th Mar 2021 8:57pm)
  • Don't need to move, love my place. If I've got a problem with a neighbour I tell them about it and we come to an arrangement over it. by devandroid99 (Wed 10th Mar 2021 9:01pm)
  • I'd consider it only if you've got the flat empty and are doing major work anyway, and a substantial budget. Rip up existing floors, remove existing radiators, solenoid block installed at boiler if you want zones, otherwise the whole flat will be on/off. Secure existing floorboards, probably some sort of membrane, insulated board down, pipes laid, screed, then new flooring. All doors removed and planed, few days to slowly heat system up according to instructions. Be surprised if you were less than five grand. I was considering it but I'm already living here so fuck that. Electric in the bathroom and gonna get the radiators moved to be in the arc of the doors so they're not taking up usable space and are near a heat loss point. by devandroid99 (Thu 11th Mar 2021 10:25pm)
  • Less so if you're attending an Afghan wedding. by devandroid99 (Fri 12th Mar 2021 1:16pm)
  • Drills ahead of COP26 I'd imagine. by devandroid99 (Fri 12th Mar 2021 9:09pm)
  • Busiest heliport in the world, or used to be prior to the price slump in 2013, anyway. by devandroid99 (Fri 12th Mar 2021 9:10pm)
  • Have the bins in the station been emptied? by devandroid99 (Sat 13th Mar 2021 7:52am)
  • It's the fault of the people who are content to give up on it and prevent progress. by devandroid99 (Sun 14th Mar 2021 6:49pm)
  • By authentic do you mean chicken feet and dim sum or a banging sweet and sour chicken? If it's the latter I've always rated Wee China, former I've no idea. by devandroid99 (Sun 14th Mar 2021 6:44pm)
  • If you were pegged to a stake in the middle of a football pitch and I was blindfolded and shooting in your general direction would you say it's not a problem because you're unlikely to be hit, or would you want me to change my behaviour? by devandroid99 (Sun 14th Mar 2021 6:53pm)
  • They are, in theory. by devandroid99 (Sun 14th Mar 2021 6:57pm)
  • [Scotland ](https://pirc.scot/about-us/) [England & Wales](https://policeconduct.gov.uk/who-we-are) Now, whether they are independent of the police or not is another matter, but in theory the bodies tasked with investigating complaints into the place are independent. by devandroid99 (Sun 14th Mar 2021 8:48pm)
  • I don't know what that means, you'll need to explain your analogy better. by devandroid99 (Sun 14th Mar 2021 9:13pm)
  • I mean, I'm not a landlord and never will be but I can see where they're coming from. The majority of tenants might be perfectly capable of looking after a pet but one slob can completely ruin a carpet and couch to way more than the value of a deposit. by devandroid99 (Tue 16th Mar 2021 11:11am)
  • Do what? by devandroid99 (Wed 17th Mar 2021 12:42am)
  • [Something like this.](https://www.directplastics.co.uk/ptfe-sheet) by devandroid99 (Wed 17th Mar 2021 2:28pm)
  • I'd rub both sides of a piece of very thin PTFE sheet with a pencil, graphite spray if you're feeling flush, and slide it between the pipe and the floorboards. Could just do the inside but then you'd want to super glue the outside to the wood so it doesn't move. by devandroid99 (Wed 17th Mar 2021 2:26pm)
  • Also check out silicone pipe grommets. by devandroid99 (Wed 17th Mar 2021 4:22pm)
  • No, but I work in a very hands on job with lots of materials (including PTFE) and problem solving and it's what I'd do if my rads were clicking. by devandroid99 (Wed 17th Mar 2021 4:21pm)
  • You're really doubling down here, huh? by devandroid99 (Thu 18th Mar 2021 10:42pm)
  • How much do you think you average an hour? by devandroid99 (Thu 18th Mar 2021 10:46pm)
  • Only used it once and was horrified at a ten percent service charge, on top of the absolute fortune they take from the restaurants, then a tip for the driver on top. by devandroid99 (Thu 18th Mar 2021 10:44pm)
  • I'd rent a drone, or a drone and pilot (not familiar with the legalities of flying the things) and have a look at the external roof that way. by devandroid99 (Thu 18th Mar 2021 10:50pm)
  • And you're moaning about not making tips? by devandroid99 (Thu 18th Mar 2021 11:27pm)
  • OP saying he makes 13 or 14 quid an hour and complaining about the "tipping culture" smh. by devandroid99 (Thu 18th Mar 2021 11:45pm)
  • So you're still making a few pounds an hour over minimum wage for unskilled work, you can pick your own hours, don't have to deal with anyone and you get a car out if it. Hardly sounds like a terrible deal. How much do you think you should be making? by devandroid99 (Thu 18th Mar 2021 11:59pm)
  • Four or five pounds an hour for expenses? That sounds unrealistically high. by devandroid99 (Fri 19th Mar 2021 12:25am)
  • Hahahah, so you tip very well for services you don't use. Righto. by devandroid99 (Fri 19th Mar 2021 8:03am)
  • Total fucking shite. Lots of places don't even employ their own delivery drivers so you couldn't get them to drop it off even if you wanted. They're free to increase their prices and I hope they do, but this virtue signalling is way off. by devandroid99 (Fri 19th Mar 2021 8:06am)
  • Something something flats something. by devandroid99 (Fri 19th Mar 2021 2:04pm)
  • Aye, I've made a few batches and they're a piece of piss. BBC recipes are normally very good. by devandroid99 (Fri 19th Mar 2021 2:06pm)
  • Litter. Fly tipping. An initiative to actually prosecute fly tippers, and businesses who leave waste outside in plain black bags. Investigate and hammer with fines, use that as money to improve the streets. Monitor fly tipping hotspots with cameras, fine dumpers. by devandroid99 (Sat 20th Mar 2021 9:13am)
  • So you're saying everyone should be scared of men? by devandroid99 (Sat 20th Mar 2021 9:59am)
  • Switch it all off and on again. by devandroid99 (Sat 20th Mar 2021 10:33am)
  • I want refuse collection and clean streets as a provided service for my regularly and promptly paid council tax. Is that greedy? by devandroid99 (Sat 20th Mar 2021 10:36am)
  • The meeting is about the mess. by devandroid99 (Sat 20th Mar 2021 4:43pm)
  • Lasy bonez by devandroid99 (Sat 20th Mar 2021 8:41pm)
  • We had a snib on ours, I took the lock off, took it upstairs, pulled the snib out and put the lock back. by devandroid99 (Sun 21st Mar 2021 2:16pm)
  • So she's left her kids playing in the park, wasn't watching them, and somehow is trying to imply that other people should have been looking out for them, thus doing the parenting she couldn't be arsed doing herself? This isn't like home alone 2 where they've accidentally ended up on the wrong train, they weren't being watched by their parents and they made a conscious decision to fuck about and head into town. by devandroid99 (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 5:08pm)
  • No. Your address is behind the door of your flat, not the close door. There could be no door on there and you would still be covered. by devandroid99 (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 5:27pm)
  • So what would be stolen from communal areas of the building? by devandroid99 (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 5:34pm)
  • What does white have to do with it? by devandroid99 (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 5:37pm)
  • How do you know that? Do they ask for ethnicity on the forms? Because if they are that would be illegal, contrary to the Equality Act 2010. by devandroid99 (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 5:43pm)
  • So are you saying the buildings insurance wouldn't cover criminal damage if the close door was left open? by devandroid99 (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 5:59pm)
  • Because nobody is solely responsible for the security of the communal parts of the building. by devandroid99 (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 6:12pm)
  • The whole building is not responsible. Nobody is responsible. Most tenements were built without close doors, that's why the flats have storm doors. by devandroid99 (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 6:53pm)
  • I feel that the SNP led council have been absolutely, fundamentally detrimental to the city. 4 years is absolutely long enough for them to have made an impact. by devandroid99 (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 6:56pm)
  • The insurance company. by devandroid99 (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 7:10pm)
  • They're not responsible for the security of it. They have insurance because no bank will give you a mortgage without it. by devandroid99 (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 7:16pm)
  • Gads. by devandroid99 (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 10:23pm)
  • https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gads by devandroid99 (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 10:45pm)
  • Holy fuck. Sticking to the xtra. by devandroid99 (Tue 23rd Mar 2021 9:55am)
  • That was the Court of Session, not the SNP. That has been and will be disastrous for the city's services. by devandroid99 (Tue 23rd Mar 2021 10:13am)
  • Yep. Lazy fucking bastards. If the bin is full take your shit home or find one that isn't. by devandroid99 (Tue 23rd Mar 2021 10:28am)
  • You gonna lick the tarmac down around them so it's a nice wee camber instead of a big drop? by devandroid99 (Wed 24th Mar 2021 9:59pm)
  • That's like stepping in the smallest dog shit. by devandroid99 (Thu 25th Mar 2021 2:47pm)
  • My gfast in Shawlands is 150. by devandroid99 (Thu 25th Mar 2021 9:35pm)
  • Piano? by devandroid99 (Thu 25th Mar 2021 9:40pm)
  • Will they fuck. They'll sit around with their thumbs up their arseholes like they always do and the bins will overflow and blow rubbish all over the street within a few days and it'll be just as bad as it was before their inability and indifference to doing their job forced people to take the most basic of local services into their own hands. by devandroid99 (Fri 26th Mar 2021 10:29am)
  • I'm hoping you'll be minuting or recording the meeting and putting a transcript up? I'm happy to transcribe at least some of it. by devandroid99 (Fri 26th Mar 2021 11:26am)
  • There's nothing to do anywhere, the whole fucking country is closed. by devandroid99 (Sun 28th Mar 2021 5:50pm)
  • Aye, and the general consensus here seems to be it's fucking stupid to feel hard done by because someone else chanced it and took a dose that would otherwise end up being incinerated. How do you propose they deal with it? Text care workers and cops to drop everything in the middle of their shift and sprint to the Louisa Jordan so they can get there before it spoils? by devandroid99 (Mon 29th Mar 2021 7:29pm)
  • Mate, you've got no idea who you're talking to but at least let me tell you you're talking absolute bollocks... by devandroid99 (Tue 30th Mar 2021 12:50am)
  • Go on then, what's that? by devandroid99 (Tue 30th Mar 2021 1:23am)
  • Fifty sheets? Add a zero on to it. by devandroid99 (Wed 31st Mar 2021 2:26pm)
  • No, but the fact expanding it would be outrageously, prohibitively expensive does. by devandroid99 (Thu 1st Apr 2021 2:27pm)
  • Canapult was another acceptable answer. by devandroid99 (Fri 2nd Apr 2021 10:57am)
  • Glasgow Smile Clinic have been great for me. Would recommend. by devandroid99 (Fri 2nd Apr 2021 11:00am)
  • Sounds like the closer at the top of the door to me. They have damping pistons in them that can leak, and springs that can weaken over time. Google the make and model and replace like with like if you can, that way the holes will line up and you'll be golden. by devandroid99 (Sat 3rd Apr 2021 11:59am)
  • Gullibility. by devandroid99 (Sat 3rd Apr 2021 12:04pm)
  • Tbf he might have been shagging the dugs. by devandroid99 (Sat 3rd Apr 2021 12:04pm)
  • Just walked past one at 66 Nithsdale Road that hasn't opened yet but the décor looks great so they clearly care a lot about aesthetics. by devandroid99 (Sun 4th Apr 2021 6:51pm)
  • A mate of mine helicoptered on the bar in The Halt once years ago, if that's any help? by devandroid99 (Sun 4th Apr 2021 6:56pm)
  • Men with Ven. by devandroid99 (Mon 5th Apr 2021 11:56am)
  • Possibly a Cartel scam, look it up. by devandroid99 (Mon 5th Apr 2021 10:48pm)
  • They'd be as easy to hand out as Domino's flyers. by devandroid99 (Tue 6th Apr 2021 8:39am)
  • Telling the cops to Be Here Now clearly hasn't had any effect. by devandroid99 (Wed 7th Apr 2021 7:12am)
  • lol by devandroid99 (Wed 7th Apr 2021 10:46am)
  • That's complete nonsense. Loads of people don't have cars - are you telling me the entire section of the population that won't or can't drive aren't able to achieve a basic standard of modern living? by devandroid99 (Wed 7th Apr 2021 2:05pm)
  • Well, to start, most people live in areas which are serviced by public transport - that's the whole point of it. If you live in Auchterader then yes, you're probably going to need a car, but nobody is holding a gun to your head and forcing you to live there, just as nobody is forcing you to take a job that requires a car to get to. You don't need to hold a licence to have a basic of standard of living; you can just move, or work from home. That's not me advocating for a new eco-Highland Clearance it's just a demonstrable fact. There are dozens and dozens of medical conditions - epilepsy, sleep apnoea, heart conditions, glaucoma etc. - which mean that people are unable to drive. About 1/3 of people who are eligible to hold a driver's licence don't - people get used to having a car and it makes them rely on it but life can be lived just as well without one as with. by devandroid99 (Wed 7th Apr 2021 4:22pm)
  • Download their app. They used to pick things up fairly promptly but now they don't bother their arse, it all backs up and they just pick things up on their regular routes and someone clears the backlog of pickups on the app all at once. I recently had about eight all marked as collected at the same time on a Sunday evening. by devandroid99 (Thu 8th Apr 2021 9:58am)
  • Gyms are opening on the 26th, a week after that the second hand market will be flooded. by devandroid99 (Thu 8th Apr 2021 10:31am)
  • As someone who couldn't give a toss those song choices seem refreshingly appropriate. by devandroid99 (Sat 10th Apr 2021 10:32am)
  • The guy that owns Buck's is a total mouthspout but. by devandroid99 (Sat 10th Apr 2021 2:21pm)
  • https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/6203428/coronavirus-scotland-glasgow-bucks-bar-protest-rules/ by devandroid99 (Sat 10th Apr 2021 3:25pm)
  • I looked ages ago and it was going to be about the same price to just pay rent on a room. by devandroid99 (Sun 11th Apr 2021 8:19am)
  • Holy Christ. Absolutely outstanding. I want to be Dave's pal. by devandroid99 (Sun 11th Apr 2021 8:15am)
  • Probably the sorts of people who protest too much and drive about over the weekend tooting their horns. by devandroid99 (Sun 11th Apr 2021 8:20am)
  • Gunk patter. by devandroid99 (Sun 11th Apr 2021 1:11pm)
  • I think tent pitching and fire starting are the exclusions to right-to-roam, and doing so can constitute trespass. by devandroid99 (Tue 13th Apr 2021 1:37pm)
  • Bet the drainpipe is a piece of piss to cut through tho. by devandroid99 (Tue 13th Apr 2021 1:41pm)
  • Damned if they do... by devandroid99 (Tue 13th Apr 2021 2:16pm)
  • "How do you keep the locals off the booze long enough to draw parallel lines?" by devandroid99 (Tue 13th Apr 2021 2:15pm)
  • What do you find so obviously political about it? I'd suggest that if their motives were political we'd have not had such a strict lockdown for such a long time in the first place. by devandroid99 (Tue 13th Apr 2021 3:28pm)
  • Bellend there. by devandroid99 (Wed 14th Apr 2021 12:53pm)
  • Try Optima Health in the city centre. by devandroid99 (Thu 15th Apr 2021 5:41am)
  • Quick way to get stabbed, that. by devandroid99 (Fri 16th Apr 2021 3:37pm)
  • I'd agree with this. It drives me fucking mental when people park bikes in the close - in a fire you can't see your hand in front of your face in breathing apparatus, never mind in your jammies, and it's very easy to get disoriented and lost when you're confused and panicking. The last thing you need is obstacles, even pretty ones (which are also accelerants). by devandroid99 (Fri 16th Apr 2021 3:44pm)
  • Not any longer, I bought shoes a year or two ago and the woman in the shop just eyeballed it. They were comfy to he fair. by devandroid99 (Mon 19th Apr 2021 4:11pm)
  • I picked up some rubbish today in Queens Park and got what I think was dog shite on my hand. by devandroid99 (Mon 19th Apr 2021 4:22pm)
  • They do a good biryani behind the same counter. by devandroid99 (Tue 20th Apr 2021 10:07pm)
  • Of course you will. But if you can't laugh at yourself it'd better be a squeaky clean routine because don't you dare take the piss out of anyone else. by devandroid99 (Thu 22nd Apr 2021 9:31am)
  • Minding his own fucking business by the looks of things. by devandroid99 (Thu 22nd Apr 2021 11:40am)
  • Mewes. by devandroid99 (Thu 22nd Apr 2021 3:20pm)
  • Not if you've been previously aware that it might not be sufficient. by devandroid99 (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 4:23am)
  • Had twelve haircuts and six wet shaves last night man, pure mwi. by devandroid99 (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 1:02pm)
  • Slapperina. by devandroid99 (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 2:06pm)
  • Some of the questions on here blow my fucking mind. by devandroid99 (Sun 25th Apr 2021 5:13pm)
  • Aye, but why go in and ask the cunt that works there when you can ask people you've never met questions about a key they've never seen for a lock that's fuck knows where? by devandroid99 (Sun 25th Apr 2021 6:11pm)
  • To stop people stealing the seat... by devandroid99 (Mon 26th Apr 2021 10:01am)
  • Are they actually refurbishing it? It's been talked about for so long that I always thought the campaign was nothing more than those running it giving themselves a healthy salary from the donations and having first dibs on the stuff in the charity shop. by devandroid99 (Mon 26th Apr 2021 10:13pm)
  • Oh no, bagged dogshit in your wheelie bin, wherever will you host the queen for tea now. by devandroid99 (Mon 26th Apr 2021 10:16pm)
  • Well that's good to know, looks like my cynicism was misplaced. by devandroid99 (Mon 26th Apr 2021 10:30pm)
  • Do those wee biodegradable bags really not fit in the kitchen food waste bins? by devandroid99 (Wed 28th Apr 2021 11:24am)
  • Agreed. by devandroid99 (Thu 29th Apr 2021 2:05pm)
  • You can measure it with a ruler. by devandroid99 (Thu 29th Apr 2021 2:11pm)
  • Chips, cheese, chicken donner with garlic sauce from there is the best greasy takeaway in the city hands down. by devandroid99 (Thu 29th Apr 2021 4:30pm)
  • Ah fuck, I wondered where I'd left them! Cheers pal, I'll be round this evening to grab them. by devandroid99 (Sun 2nd May 2021 10:33am)
  • Not having a go, genuinely curious, but if you can go a whole week without using your car then why do you keep one? Seems mad to me that you'd spend all that money keeping it on the street when it's not something you use all the time. by devandroid99 (Sun 2nd May 2021 2:11pm)
  • Are you, in fact, a wanker? Were they just being fastidiously accurate in their commentary? by devandroid99 (Sun 2nd May 2021 4:41pm)
  • Were you running with your hand wrapped around your cock? by devandroid99 (Sun 2nd May 2021 4:57pm)
  • Insurance, depreciation, tax, fuel, servicing and incidentals. by devandroid99 (Sun 2nd May 2021 6:05pm)
  • Aye, alright Billy Big Bollocks, surprised you can afford unicorn's blood to put in your diamond Rolls Royce to carry your massive wallet around. by devandroid99 (Mon 3rd May 2021 7:13pm)
  • Weak, weak trolling. by devandroid99 (Tue 4th May 2021 8:29am)
  • You've been on a right mission to boil everyone's piss, haven't you? What's up mate, why the attitude? What do you feel you gain from it? by devandroid99 (Tue 4th May 2021 8:53pm)
  • Afaik you've got a week after you move in to notify about faults, so contact your solicitor now as they should be able to go after them for a deep clean and probably to patch that hole as well. by devandroid99 (Wed 5th May 2021 8:29am)
  • Maps.google.com by devandroid99 (Wed 5th May 2021 8:31am)
  • Get yourself up to Berivan, another blinder. by devandroid99 (Thu 6th May 2021 2:34pm)
  • She was evaluated fairly. Conclusion is she's a cunt. by devandroid99 (Sat 8th May 2021 5:01am)
  • Tony Benn went to Westminster. by devandroid99 (Sat 8th May 2021 5:20am)
  • Glesga banter. by devandroid99 (Mon 10th May 2021 4:50am)
  • *Fleg lives matter. by devandroid99 (Thu 13th May 2021 10:19pm)
  • To a great many of us the Butcher's Apron is a total affront that represents a foreign country. And no, I'm not Irish and have no Irish heritage by devandroid99 (Fri 14th May 2021 9:33pm)
  • What are you trying to do? Grass them up? Buy it or don't. by devandroid99 (Fri 14th May 2021 9:31pm)
  • Sounds just like my banger. by devandroid99 (Fri 14th May 2021 9:35pm)
  • What two counts are they? by devandroid99 (Sat 15th May 2021 7:41pm)
  • You mean the slur that was directly attributed to him as an individual, who can thus be investigated and charged by the procurator fiscal as appropriate? If you can't see the difference here then you're beyond thick. by devandroid99 (Sun 16th May 2021 10:45am)
  • There aren't sufficient resources to target those of the 15 or 20 000 cunts who rampaged across the city yesterday. But you already know this. If the SNP held a rally and people pissed all over the town, threw missiles at police and sang songs about murdering unionists then I'd absolutely support action against the party as an organisation. by devandroid99 (Sun 16th May 2021 12:33pm)
  • Just because it got cleaned up doesn't mean it wasnt fucking trashed. by devandroid99 (Sun 16th May 2021 7:43pm)
  • You should maths mate. by devandroid99 (Sun 16th May 2021 7:54pm)
  • FEWER acts of domestic violence. by devandroid99 (Sun 16th May 2021 8:02pm)
  • I believe the clubs need to pay for the policing at games already so surely not too far a stretch to bill them for all this shite and all. by devandroid99 (Sun 16th May 2021 8:02pm)
  • I'd imagine that if there are repeated instances of busses being unable to pass their approves routes then the council will double yellow the road to ensure it stops happening, and car owners can park further away and walk. by devandroid99 (Sun 16th May 2021 10:24pm)
  • Outstanding. by devandroid99 (Sun 16th May 2021 10:20pm)
  • Street view doesn't show bus lanes, unless I'm looking at the wrong one. by devandroid99 (Mon 17th May 2021 12:56am)
  • Ah, I've got you now. I was way too far out east and gave up. That looks like a right pain in the arse. by devandroid99 (Mon 17th May 2021 1:10am)
  • Fuck that. There's no doubt in my mind that they're being paid to hand them out. by devandroid99 (Tue 18th May 2021 4:21pm)
  • Interviews and references aren't necessary. Proof of right to work and contracts can be done at the same time - when the person shows up in the morning. This is nothing more than grifting. by devandroid99 (Tue 18th May 2021 9:48pm)
  • No you can't! by devandroid99 (Tue 18th May 2021 10:15pm)
  • It won't zonk you out, I've taken a fair bit and don't feel any "active" effects if that makes sense. Maybe a slight pleasantness the first time, but nothing at all since then. by devandroid99 (Wed 19th May 2021 9:37am)
  • That sounds about right. I've some friends who swear by it though, so best of luck. by devandroid99 (Wed 19th May 2021 9:50am)
  • The home office demonstration was to save other people from potentially unlawful, and definitely immoral, detainment. That, by definition, isn't a selfless act. by devandroid99 (Wed 19th May 2021 12:19pm)
  • AFAIK, the home office haven't released any information as to why they were being detained. However, there are currently no deportations to India because of the variant covid strain there and detaining people indefinitely (as we don't know when deportations will be restarted), in immigration centres could be viewed as imprisonment without trial, which is illegal under international human rights law. by devandroid99 (Wed 19th May 2021 1:06pm)
  • The police weren't arresting them. Try again. by devandroid99 (Wed 19th May 2021 2:10pm)
  • Of course it is. Throwing stuff at them and blowing them up isn't peaceful. by devandroid99 (Wed 19th May 2021 2:10pm)
  • You got an HPV vaccine? Interesting, you didn't worry about measles before. by devandroid99 (Thu 20th May 2021 1:50pm)
  • Taking the piss out of the typo is in pretty purr taste tbh. They're probably feline pretty distressed. by devandroid99 (Thu 20th May 2021 3:39pm)
  • On a scale of -1000 to 7? by devandroid99 (Thu 20th May 2021 3:54pm)
  • I know a bunch of guys who were in hotel quarantine in South Korea and they all fucking hated it. Confined to a small hotel room for two weeks, only cold food delivered to the door (choice made on check-in and that was it) and rubbish collected, they were given powder to wash their undies in the sink. by devandroid99 (Fri 21st May 2021 12:07pm)
  • I was quarantined in a UK hotel room (it was precautionary, no positive test, the same as the guys I knew in Korea), and we were allowed outside for exercise. I know it's the same case in Australia. by devandroid99 (Fri 21st May 2021 12:22pm)
  • So G41 and G42 are the postcodes of concern for reasons of religious festivity. Does someone in the government need reminding that these people DON'T GO TO THE FUCKING PUB? by devandroid99 (Fri 21st May 2021 6:24pm)
  • Can you please explain to me how that's racist? by devandroid99 (Sat 22nd May 2021 5:15pm)
  • A few complete whoppers tho, eh? by devandroid99 (Sun 23rd May 2021 9:47am)
  • Next day. by devandroid99 (Mon 24th May 2021 5:45pm)
  • Now that is clearly racist. First bus drivers being pricks is just standard, I wouldn't let it bother you, there's not a person in the city who doesn't have a story about these bus driving bastards. by devandroid99 (Mon 24th May 2021 5:50pm)
  • Coming from the man who raised Gaza and deaths in George Square. by devandroid99 (Tue 25th May 2021 4:59pm)
  • And do you think they'd be able to have a nice peaceful tea party to celebrate? They were kicking the shite out of each other because there was nobody else there to fight, ffs. by devandroid99 (Tue 25th May 2021 4:57pm)
  • Judging by these responses it looks like the correct answer is "fuck knows". by devandroid99 (Tue 25th May 2021 4:55pm)
  • They really should have rescheduled the game if that's the case. Although in the end It wouldn't have made any difference as we're seemingly perpetually stuck in level 3. by devandroid99 (Tue 25th May 2021 5:08pm)
  • So you'll need a third name to test the reaction before you let them in on your real one. by devandroid99 (Tue 25th May 2021 5:23pm)
  • What is the point then? You're saying if they're allowed into Ibrox then things other people care about won't get trashed. I'm saying they will - they won't just pack up and go home when the lights go out, they'll march into town and kick up shit. by devandroid99 (Tue 25th May 2021 6:16pm)
  • Civerinos do the best pizza in Edinburgh. by devandroid99 (Wed 26th May 2021 1:18am)
  • If the weather is nice there's one at Portobello, so you can make a day of it with the beach (and ice cream!) by devandroid99 (Wed 26th May 2021 8:40am)
  • Bollocks to that. Fling it back over. by devandroid99 (Wed 26th May 2021 10:27am)
  • Yes, I think so, but you'll need to tell them you've got a snotty cock and it burns when you pee. by devandroid99 (Wed 26th May 2021 10:30am)
  • Should be able to wear a snorkel with an N95 on the end and a nose clip, imo. by devandroid99 (Wed 26th May 2021 2:49pm)
  • Check [parcelmonkey.co.uk](https://parcelmonkey.co.uk) \- you can probably find a cheap courier to take the bags and you can come up however you choose. by devandroid99 (Wed 26th May 2021 11:37pm)
  • It's a scam - don't send the money. by devandroid99 (Wed 26th May 2021 11:35pm)
  • I too know all manner of professional people, and every single fucking one of them has a drink before they go to the football. by devandroid99 (Thu 27th May 2021 9:12am)
  • Ninety percent of people on those trains will be pissed up, and you know it. Stop trying to make this out to be some sort of discrimination, because it's not. There's a reason booze isn't sold at football matches and the old firm kicks off early. by devandroid99 (Thu 27th May 2021 9:57am)
  • I never said anything about cretins or intelligence. This is specifically about the 12 000 fans who will be going to Hampden. I'll be watching from my house, and I'll no doubt be steaming but let's acknowledge the reality that football fans who attend games like to consume alcohol and historically there has been trouble when the one goes into the other. I'm not saying they're all violent thugs and I'm not pissing on the working class (you should see the callouses on my hands), because any post about booze and football inevitably ends up using different shaped balls as some sort of proxy class indicator. by devandroid99 (Thu 27th May 2021 11:31am)
  • Absolutely, 100%, all these things are completely true. You see how it's not discriminatory? by devandroid99 (Thu 27th May 2021 11:35am)
  • You're not serious, are you? Because 12 000 people going to drink in different venues at different times using trains, buses and taxis is in absolutely no way comparable to 12 000 people getting the train from central to Mount Florida for kick off, then all leaving together at the final whistle. And I absolutely, firmly believe the games should go ahead. by devandroid99 (Thu 27th May 2021 11:47am)
  • I not only think that feeding pigeons should be allowed, I think it should be compulsory. Only by force-feeding pigeons stale Morton's rolls and left over chips can post-Indy Glasgow can be the global epicentre of urban fois gras. by devandroid99 (Thu 27th May 2021 12:43pm)
  • I mean, given the overly cautious approach of the government to opening bars and restaurants for a drink inside I think OP has a point. I'm all for the games, being pissed on the trains and opening bars and getting back to normal. by devandroid99 (Thu 27th May 2021 6:04pm)
  • Are there surge vaccinations? I'm G41 and spent all last week trying to bring my dose forward and didn't have any luck. by devandroid99 (Fri 28th May 2021 12:08pm)
  • There's a very high chance. Companies, particularly like the one you work for, have budgets for this sort of thing, and I'd be very surprised if it wasn't a tax write-off for them as well. by devandroid99 (Sat 29th May 2021 10:00am)
  • Spanish butcher. by devandroid99 (Sun 30th May 2021 7:09am)
  • I already have a vaccine passport. Tell me what's so terrible about it. by devandroid99 (Sun 30th May 2021 7:08am)
  • You're missing my point. They already exist. They're not used for that, they do exactly what they say they'll do. by devandroid99 (Sun 30th May 2021 8:34am)
  • Snitch that bitch! by devandroid99 (Sun 30th May 2021 9:19am)
  • Tbf he could very well be a copper. by devandroid99 (Sun 30th May 2021 9:31am)
  • You are wrong mate, don't get your evidence from YouTube and delete your Facebook account. by devandroid99 (Sun 30th May 2021 10:52am)
  • I'm not signing up for a telegraph account to read that article. What's your point, anyway? They were going to bring one in, and decided against it. by devandroid99 (Mon 31st May 2021 1:52pm)
  • When are gigs back on? Can the steamiebot put the listings back? by devandroid99 (Tue 1st Jun 2021 10:38am)
  • Just got the email. Sign up to their jewel runners list and you can buy them from 0900 tomorrow. by devandroid99 (Tue 1st Jun 2021 12:48pm)
  • https://www.scottishparliament.tv/meeting/meeting-of-the-parliament-june-1-2021?clip\_start=14:14:33&clip\_end=14:16:02 by devandroid99 (Tue 1st Jun 2021 2:29pm)
  • https://www.scottishparliament.tv/meeting/meeting-of-the-parliament-june-1-2021?clip\_start=14:14:33&clip\_end=14:16:02 by devandroid99 (Tue 1st Jun 2021 2:31pm)
  • The code is RTJUK22. by devandroid99 (Wed 2nd Jun 2021 12:25pm)
  • The code to enter on the site is RTJUK22 by devandroid99 (Wed 2nd Jun 2021 12:25pm)
  • https://www.gigsandtours.com/tour/run-the-jewels?pre=rtjartpre&src=artistpresale by devandroid99 (Wed 2nd Jun 2021 1:05pm)
  • [Here you go.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYdpCv6tRwg) by devandroid99 (Thu 3rd Jun 2021 7:27am)
  • [This is what you want.](https://allstartedhere.wordpress.com/) by devandroid99 (Fri 4th Jun 2021 9:37am)
  • Under the clothes horse for super quick drying. by devandroid99 (Sat 5th Jun 2021 11:47am)
  • The birth certificate is a certificate, you could get an official copy from the registrar and just send that. If you need a certified copy of the original document you'll probably need a Notary Public to do it. Any one will do. by devandroid99 (Sat 5th Jun 2021 11:52am)
  • If its the council's fault then you'll be able to appeal the tickets. If its your fault then park somewhere legal and walk. by devandroid99 (Tue 8th Jun 2021 6:27pm)
  • Dare I say the prevalence of off-grid methods of drug sales and distribution means there's way, way less demand for old school violent shite? by devandroid99 (Tue 8th Jun 2021 6:30pm)
  • That's an absolute fucking fortune. by devandroid99 (Tue 8th Jun 2021 6:57pm)
  • What does he do with the wash water? by devandroid99 (Tue 8th Jun 2021 7:23pm)
  • It takes 119.5 seconds to pour the perfect pint of Guinness. by devandroid99 (Sun 13th Jun 2021 3:13pm)
  • Chris from Tenement on Battlefield Avenue. by devandroid99 (Sun 13th Jun 2021 10:10pm)
  • Not been schooners in there for years. by devandroid99 (Mon 14th Jun 2021 10:33am)
  • How much were they originally? Is this cunt just gouging or were they that dear? by devandroid99 (Mon 14th Jun 2021 11:53am)
  • Yeah. Not great, not terrible. You need to keep an eye on them but their online portal is quite handy and it documents everything so there's evidence of past repairs and payments. by devandroid99 (Mon 14th Jun 2021 5:10pm)
  • I get the point of these places, but I find them so outrageously overpriced I can't bring myself to shop in them which is a shame. by devandroid99 (Tue 15th Jun 2021 8:40am)
  • Not on the southside, but I've had great success with JSL Electronics in Bishopbriggs. by devandroid99 (Tue 15th Jun 2021 4:24pm)
  • Direct drive means the record spindle is directly attached to the rotor which is directly powered by the RMF of the stator. by devandroid99 (Tue 15th Jun 2021 4:20pm)
  • https://repaircafeglasgow.org/ by devandroid99 (Tue 15th Jun 2021 4:28pm)
  • Boo to that pish. It's always worth cracking it open and having a look if it's fucked anyway. If it's the winding insulation or anything major your fucked but it could just need old caps replaced or the contacts cleaning with an abrasive fibreglass pencil. by devandroid99 (Tue 15th Jun 2021 4:31pm)
  • Granted, if you've no idea what you're doing you could burn your house down. by devandroid99 (Tue 15th Jun 2021 4:42pm)
  • That's what I did, cost buttons and lasts for ages between recharges. Not keen to have holes drilled and dust everywhere when there's a much more convenient solution. by devandroid99 (Wed 16th Jun 2021 12:28pm)
  • "The acronym RICO itself led to longer sentences..."? What on earth is that supposed to mean? by devandroid99 (Wed 16th Jun 2021 5:38pm)
  • Nobody who is a journalist studied journalism. by devandroid99 (Thu 17th Jun 2021 4:00pm)
  • Robert Hood's "generic". by devandroid99 (Fri 18th Jun 2021 1:05pm)
  • Estimated quote sounds like nonsense. We pay twelve a month per flat with them. by devandroid99 (Sat 19th Jun 2021 9:25am)
  • Did you consider the fact that you fucked up and wrote the number down incorrectly? by devandroid99 (Tue 22nd Jun 2021 5:39pm)
  • Go for it. Much cheaper. by devandroid99 (Tue 22nd Jun 2021 9:49pm)
  • The Cycling Bam. by devandroid99 (Wed 23rd Jun 2021 6:27pm)
  • That's not a thing, you're not obliged to recycle. Email your local councillors (all of them), it's the best way to get anything done as they have direct links to the folk at the top. by devandroid99 (Wed 23rd Jun 2021 6:31pm)
  • Train with a young person's Railcard, or a two together Railcard. by devandroid99 (Thu 24th Jun 2021 1:07pm)
  • "Any dog" would be outrageous. Having the clause as a caveat to get rid of someone who is a fucking nightmare with six barking mastiffs they don't clean up after and shite everywhere like horses is completely legitimate. If you want your dogs to run riot buy a house with a garden that's far away from other people. by devandroid99 (Thu 24th Jun 2021 8:52pm)
  • I am - my point is that the "rule" isn't as outrageous as it seems. It's designed to be a means to prevent the latter of what I described, the "which may cause annoyance" is the key phrase. If it had said "any dog or animal" and that was the whole clause then that would be outrageous. by devandroid99 (Thu 24th Jun 2021 9:04pm)
  • I'd imagine if they get a better offer or a repeat customer the car develops a spontaneous "catastrophic problem". by devandroid99 (Fri 25th Jun 2021 12:05pm)
  • Will it be an up pipe? by devandroid99 (Sat 26th Jun 2021 10:30am)
  • You bought a flat next to a church. by devandroid99 (Sun 27th Jun 2021 12:52pm)
  • Is this a legal advice sub? by devandroid99 (Sun 27th Jun 2021 2:29pm)
  • What on earth is Glasgow specific about this person's buildings insurance? Why not just phone your insurance company instead of asking a bunch of people who haven't seen your policy? I know I'm probably being a bit of a fanny but fuck me, people jumping online to plea for help solving trivial problems just blows my mind sometimes. by devandroid99 (Sun 27th Jun 2021 4:34pm)
  • I've never heard of people being beaten to death over their hair colour or their last shite. by devandroid99 (Mon 28th Jun 2021 5:23pm)
  • Just F everyone's I, pharmacies are now able to dispense prescription hayfever medications without a doctor's prescription - they can do it all in-store for you. by devandroid99 (Tue 29th Jun 2021 5:41pm)
  • Yeah, fair enough, I've just seen that. We were told by a pharmacist that they were filling what would otherwise have been doctor issued scripts but as you say if they cost buttons better to just get your own, and it'll save time as well as it took ages when we did it. by devandroid99 (Wed 30th Jun 2021 12:34pm)
  • Very little chance with a pension fund. They'll have a charter which will require them to gain maximum value for their clients, them going to the effort of selling one flat out of their portfolio to you at a fixed price instead of putting it on the market and going to bids just wouldn't happen. That said, sending an email and asking costs nowt. by devandroid99 (Thu 1st Jul 2021 2:28pm)
  • If house prices weren't so astronomical now we'd be able to put more money into our pensions. by devandroid99 (Thu 1st Jul 2021 2:25pm)
  • Phone them. by devandroid99 (Thu 1st Jul 2021 2:56pm)
  • I'd act with extreme prejudice until I'd done enough that we could run away. Reasonable force is doing just that. If someone's pulling my other half's hair they're going unconscious as quickly as possible to make them let go. by devandroid99 (Thu 1st Jul 2021 2:55pm)
  • Does Google? by devandroid99 (Thu 1st Jul 2021 3:19pm)
  • Tbh I wouldn't touch a company with no listed phone number with a ten foot pole. by devandroid99 (Thu 1st Jul 2021 3:30pm)
  • I'd ask Shoogle Studios or the folk at the SAE institute. by devandroid99 (Thu 1st Jul 2021 5:09pm)
  • Christ, there's more to pension investing than rapacious speculation in the residential housing market. I'd wish you luck spending an increasingly unmanageable percentage of your income on keeping a roof over your head, but we're all fucked together. by devandroid99 (Thu 1st Jul 2021 5:21pm)
  • Oh no by devandroid99 (Fri 2nd Jul 2021 11:49pm)
  • You can probably find spares to fix it at Radio Shack. by devandroid99 (Sat 3rd Jul 2021 9:37pm)
  • I'm all for it - if there's only one person bothering to nominate a song then so be it. by devandroid99 (Sun 4th Jul 2021 9:12am)
  • I deleted my comment - these are all really questions for OPs solicitor. Best bet is ask your friends and get one through word of mouth. by devandroid99 (Sun 4th Jul 2021 10:01am)
  • Where are you? I've 10 litres of compost sitting about, you're welcome to some if you want it. by devandroid99 (Sun 4th Jul 2021 4:12pm)
  • Scots use Scots. by devandroid99 (Mon 5th Jul 2021 3:53pm)
  • Haven't been yet but Canotto looks very good. https://instagram.com/canottopizzaglasgow?utm_medium=copy_link by devandroid99 (Tue 6th Jul 2021 5:08pm)
  • Nah, fuck him. Don't warn him, don't give him the option. If he's broken the law then make him pay. by devandroid99 (Tue 6th Jul 2021 8:23pm)
  • https://www.screwfix.com/p/wd-40-penetrant-400ml/86063 I'd use something like this. Cut four small plastic bottles, leave the wheels soaking in penetrant overnight. Is it just the wheels you're changing out or are you removing the whole wheel and housing? by devandroid99 (Wed 7th Jul 2021 11:26am)
  • I've just gone on to the website. Click the "book now" button and it gives you a price on the next page. by devandroid99 (Wed 7th Jul 2021 4:39pm)
  • How many paedos do you know, you fucking nonce magnet? by devandroid99 (Wed 7th Jul 2021 4:53pm)
  • Waverley Kitchens look very good. Don't use Palazzo in Uddingston, would not recommend at all. by devandroid99 (Fri 9th Jul 2021 9:25am)
  • My mother told me she knew she was pregnant with me when she had a funny taste in her mouth. I didn't have the heart to tell her... by devandroid99 (Sat 10th Jul 2021 12:31pm)
  • Exceptional. by devandroid99 (Sat 10th Jul 2021 12:43pm)
  • Imagine that eh, making a throwaway comment to a stranger to try and lighten the mood a wee bit. What a fucking cunt. by devandroid99 (Sun 11th Jul 2021 11:51am)
  • I was beaten to the tune of the day by minutes. by devandroid99 (Mon 12th Jul 2021 6:44am)
  • Yeah. Not every joke lands. Bit like kickflips. by devandroid99 (Mon 12th Jul 2021 6:42am)
  • Maybe they're all retired early. Maybe their bosses gave them tomorrow off just to boil your piss. by devandroid99 (Mon 12th Jul 2021 6:56am)
  • You farted in its mouth? by devandroid99 (Mon 12th Jul 2021 8:25pm)
  • If you go that route get excess waiver insurance from a third party, you'll save cash as the rental company take the piss with it. by devandroid99 (Tue 13th Jul 2021 9:36am)
  • Are you sure it's a fox and not a goose? by devandroid99 (Tue 13th Jul 2021 11:11am)
  • That's a do do do do do doo do do do doing word. by devandroid99 (Wed 14th Jul 2021 6:34am)
  • https://youtu.be/DMuO-8S_0Wg by devandroid99 (Wed 14th Jul 2021 8:19pm)
  • Yeah, best selection of workwear here, I've been to a couple of other places and they've been rubbish compared. by devandroid99 (Thu 15th Jul 2021 10:23am)
  • It's directly connected to [Virgin Money](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Virgin+Money,+145-147+Queen+St,+Glasgow+G1+3BJ/@55.8604451,-4.2517286,3a,75y,268.02h,90t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1slHzkufXKTAs_JX_WOb7NlA!2e0!4m2!3m1!1s0x48886a5bcda75159:0xe1cb0c2a04146134) that has a cash machine that's so close you could probably hear it chucking out notes from inside the chippie. by devandroid99 (Thu 15th Jul 2021 6:12pm)
  • Post a photo of the timer unit. by devandroid99 (Thu 15th Jul 2021 6:31pm)
  • You don't know that. by devandroid99 (Fri 16th Jul 2021 8:25am)
  • I usually love a portmanteau but I'm not going anywhere near that. by devandroid99 (Fri 16th Jul 2021 8:33am)
  • Fake profile. by devandroid99 (Fri 16th Jul 2021 8:38am)
  • Borrow my doggy. by devandroid99 (Mon 19th Jul 2021 9:58am)
  • One or the other. by devandroid99 (Mon 19th Jul 2021 1:16pm)
  • Not "my" doggy, it's a website. Tenner a year and you can take people's dogs for walks. by devandroid99 (Mon 19th Jul 2021 4:50pm)
  • 19.30 will probably be an automated cutoff for when the driver needs to knock off for the night and if he's not made his deliveries everyone whose goodies are in the back of the van will be getting that text. by devandroid99 (Tue 20th Jul 2021 9:49am)
  • Heathrow Express is hardly a nightmare. by devandroid99 (Tue 20th Jul 2021 9:55am)
  • Are you going by yourself? If there's two of you get a two together Railcard, it'll knock a third off for about 25 quid I think. by devandroid99 (Tue 20th Jul 2021 9:54am)
  • The only thing that can be done is getting stuck in, giving it a tidy and hoping it'll spur others into action. Maybe a solar powered light so that if folk go in at night they can see and they don't just dump their rubbish. by devandroid99 (Tue 20th Jul 2021 10:33am)
  • Which is shit for the drivers that are getting grief off people when the real narrative is "we overwork our drivers and set them unrealistic targets then make them look like liars when they can't meet them." by devandroid99 (Tue 20th Jul 2021 10:55am)
  • Are you that GhostBusker? by devandroid99 (Tue 20th Jul 2021 11:04am)
  • I know - it is a pretty tenuous link to the Broken Window theory, with a possibility that it might extend to litter if people actually live at the property that's being tidied. It's literally the only thing they can do though, as it's private land so the council don't/won't/can't care as the factors have no authority either. by devandroid99 (Tue 20th Jul 2021 11:19am)
  • Hutchesons by devandroid99 (Wed 21st Jul 2021 12:01pm)
  • Took the duvet out the cover last night, got a much better sleep. by devandroid99 (Thu 22nd Jul 2021 8:24am)
  • I found four keys in Shawlands yesterday, two identical silver ones with hi and low taped on them, one mortise/deadlock, one Yale with a wee orange cap on it. Posted it but it was deleted, might be in my post history. If they're yours or think you might know who they belong to let me know and I'll tell you where I left them (stuck them on a wall in case the owner returned, don't think the cops are doing lost property due to covid). by devandroid99 (Thu 22nd Jul 2021 9:20am)
  • Chris Mooney at Tenement in Battlefield. by devandroid99 (Thu 22nd Jul 2021 3:52pm)
  • You got a source? Can't find that anywhere, my other half will be gutted. by devandroid99 (Fri 23rd Jul 2021 10:23am)
  • A whole street away?! What a nightmare! by devandroid99 (Sat 24th Jul 2021 8:24am)
  • If you want to buy a bigger car I'll chip in. by devandroid99 (Sat 24th Jul 2021 4:16pm)
  • No, I'm legitimately going to give the guy some money for a longer car because the whole "local parking for local people" rubs me up the wrong way. I don't even drive. by devandroid99 (Sun 25th Jul 2021 5:18pm)
  • Also, no such thing as road tax. by devandroid99 (Sun 25th Jul 2021 5:20pm)
  • Clearly I'm both. by devandroid99 (Mon 26th Jul 2021 2:59am)
  • Search the sub, this has been asked infinity times. by devandroid99 (Thu 29th Jul 2021 9:10am)
  • Define "hipster". by devandroid99 (Fri 30th Jul 2021 6:25pm)
  • Berivan up the top of Shawlands do a great falafel wrap, Kurdish if you're down the other end.a by devandroid99 (Sat 31st Jul 2021 10:21am)
  • Shawarma king is the OG and will forever have a special place in my heart, but his bread is too thick and chewy. by devandroid99 (Sat 31st Jul 2021 1:44pm)
  • All my woodwork is white, light grey walls although that looks sort of purple, it's odd. Was considering getting a lightbox made up for the glass panel above the bedroom (old kitchen) door - thought this might kill two birds with one stone, give me whatever warmth light I want in the hallway and block the light out of the bedroom. by devandroid99 (Sun 1st Aug 2021 10:21am)
  • Spice cunt. by devandroid99 (Sun 1st Aug 2021 10:31am)
  • Maybe grab some offcuts of lighting gels and stick them up there and see if it makes any difference. Once it's painted there's no going back unless you've got a shitload of patience and time. by devandroid99 (Mon 2nd Aug 2021 4:34pm)
  • That was a massacre. I know they're not native but there's only so many skulls you can cave in before it stays with you. I still have nightmares about the baseball bats splintering as they screamed from their motionless mouths. by devandroid99 (Mon 2nd Aug 2021 6:56pm)
  • I think the point is if there's something there and you're not sure what it is then stay out. A bit like mushrooms, if you aren't 100% certain it's safe to eat then don't eat it. by devandroid99 (Tue 3rd Aug 2021 7:02am)
  • Apocalypse Then. by devandroid99 (Tue 3rd Aug 2021 6:59am)
  • "Pint of bleach for this man here." by devandroid99 (Wed 4th Aug 2021 8:38am)
  • I meant you, you fucking whopper. by devandroid99 (Wed 4th Aug 2021 12:44pm)
  • Like that place but their fresh stuff tends to be shite. by devandroid99 (Fri 6th Aug 2021 6:48am)
  • And yet doctors take it seriously. Stupid prick. by devandroid99 (Fri 6th Aug 2021 7:08am)
  • I'd imagine the successful business people who run sugo and paesano are a little more clued up than that. by devandroid99 (Fri 6th Aug 2021 7:11am)
  • Shawlands Continental for the absolute win. by devandroid99 (Fri 6th Aug 2021 7:35am)
  • Put the fat in the bin, not down the sink. Couple bits of kitchen roll under the colander. by devandroid99 (Fri 6th Aug 2021 7:59am)
  • I recommend not taking medical advice from kebab shop owners. by devandroid99 (Fri 6th Aug 2021 12:13pm)
  • If a surveyor is willing to do a fly by of a house without the owner's permission then they're not someone you'd want to trust, so it'll be a waste of your time. by devandroid99 (Fri 6th Aug 2021 12:16pm)
  • Not as varied, but they chuck it before it turns to mush. by devandroid99 (Fri 6th Aug 2021 1:38pm)
  • Holy fuck. by devandroid99 (Sun 8th Aug 2021 10:48am)
  • Up the arse. by devandroid99 (Mon 9th Aug 2021 8:26pm)
  • What time were those fireworks last night? Hope this isn't going to turn into a regular occurrence. by devandroid99 (Tue 10th Aug 2021 8:12am)
  • Yep, they're cunts too. What's your point? by devandroid99 (Tue 10th Aug 2021 9:18am)
  • You answered a question that was directed at somebody else. by devandroid99 (Wed 11th Aug 2021 8:14am)
  • Water is free, champagne is expensive. Hope this helps. by devandroid99 (Thu 12th Aug 2021 7:02pm)
  • Name me a city where bikes don't get pinched. And don't say Riyadh or Singapore. by devandroid99 (Fri 13th Aug 2021 11:39pm)
  • There will be an agreement in place with the factors, with a specified amount up to which they're not required to notify you of charges and don't need to get quotes. by devandroid99 (Sat 14th Aug 2021 3:49pm)
  • Infinity plus two. by devandroid99 (Sat 14th Aug 2021 3:50pm)
  • Pedalphiles. by devandroid99 (Sat 14th Aug 2021 7:00pm)
  • Public transport. by devandroid99 (Sun 15th Aug 2021 12:27pm)
  • That's a pounder. by devandroid99 (Sun 15th Aug 2021 2:44pm)
  • Don't do that, for fuck's sake. by devandroid99 (Sun 15th Aug 2021 3:12pm)
  • It is sprinting over the line. At most I'd try the B & M Facebook groups for each store, leave a message and leave it at that. by devandroid99 (Sun 15th Aug 2021 3:21pm)
  • The key to his lockbox. by devandroid99 (Sun 15th Aug 2021 10:23pm)
  • I fully support the strikes, but the pandemic has nothing to do with the industrial action. The guards were on the trains but weren't selling or inspecting tickets. by devandroid99 (Sun 15th Aug 2021 10:37pm)
  • Yellow belly? by devandroid99 (Mon 16th Aug 2021 5:02pm)
  • That's the way the wind blows outside the bigots' bubble. by devandroid99 (Mon 16th Aug 2021 5:11pm)
  • Has the OP indicated in their post history that they've let off fireworks outside a city centre hotel? by devandroid99 (Mon 16th Aug 2021 5:17pm)
  • What you can do, however, is borrow money to ringfence for your expenses, then classify all your income post-borrowing as savings and thus put that towards the deposit. by devandroid99 (Tue 17th Aug 2021 12:12pm)
  • Who the fuck cares? by devandroid99 (Tue 17th Aug 2021 6:22pm)
  • Drop beats not bombs. by devandroid99 (Tue 17th Aug 2021 6:51pm)
  • Honestly, as someone who has had dinner alone dozens of times, nobody cares. You don't stand out, people by themselves are in the same boat and people with others are conversing. It's really nothing to worry about. Are you on expenses? Spanish Butcher The Indian on skirving street Big Counter Kurdish street food (seriously) Sugo Nanakusa by devandroid99 (Tue 17th Aug 2021 10:31pm)
  • The food scene in Glasgow is really one of the best in the UK, stick with what's recommended here (by everyone, not just me) and you'll be very happy. by devandroid99 (Tue 17th Aug 2021 10:51pm)
  • I haven't been but https://instagram.com/88glasgow?utm_medium=copy_link Looks very good indeed. by devandroid99 (Tue 17th Aug 2021 10:58pm)
  • I went downstairs for my birthday in May and wasn't blown away. by devandroid99 (Thu 19th Aug 2021 7:59am)
  • Yeah, we weren't unhappy about the meal but there's a lot better out there for the money. by devandroid99 (Thu 19th Aug 2021 9:48am)
  • Luxury student flats for people studying the Instagram Influencer MSc at Strathclyde, I heard. by devandroid99 (Thu 19th Aug 2021 12:55pm)
  • Those ones between SWG3 and the 78 with a slide and a gym. Absolutely mental. by devandroid99 (Thu 19th Aug 2021 4:18pm)
  • It's pronounced "Chewty Free", they only do soup, porridge and smoothies. by devandroid99 (Thu 19th Aug 2021 7:37pm)
  • Are you the garage owner? by devandroid99 (Fri 20th Aug 2021 6:29pm)
  • Absolutely yes. The child's comfort matters, the actual means of carriage doesn't. It could be a bag for life, box, papoose, parambulator, flight case with a hole in it - babies and dogs don't know or care what they're being transported in. by devandroid99 (Fri 20th Aug 2021 8:46pm)
  • Don't be silly, he had to upload the photos for updoots. by devandroid99 (Sat 21st Aug 2021 6:43pm)
  • Barman wouldn't let me in for an emergency jobby one afternoon, I'd been in two nights before and paid a very hefty bar tab. Prick. by devandroid99 (Sat 21st Aug 2021 6:45pm)
  • That's because there's fuck all worth mentioning north of the canal. by devandroid99 (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 1:39pm)
  • Poverty safari in the fucking flesh. Arseholes. by devandroid99 (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 11:51am)
  • I'm recently back from holiday, it was a piece of piss. Booked it and went in the next day, results for the lateral flow in half an hour. by devandroid99 (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 11:54am)
  • A lateral flow is an antigen test. [an antigen test, such as a test from a lateral flow device, though many lateral flow devices may not meet the standards needed – you must check the test you buy meets standards of ≥97% specificity and ≥80% sensitivity at viral loads above 100,000 copies/ml ](https://www.gov.scot/publications/coronavirus-covid-19-international-travel-quarantine/pages/testing-for-people-travelling-to-scotland/) by devandroid99 (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 12:07pm)
  • If you mean the Kittybrewster Bar it was a decent pub, there were plenty shitholes on Great Northern Road though. by devandroid99 (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 4:10pm)
  • Metadata. by devandroid99 (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 9:15pm)
  • If you're sending in the photo electronically then they would check the metadata automatically, I'd imagine it's part of their terms and conditions. I think they're more likely to do that than people are to take the test at the beginning of their holiday, catch covid, then screenshot the negative test and submit that. by devandroid99 (Tue 24th Aug 2021 12:31am)
  • Painting rocks is illegal? by devandroid99 (Tue 24th Aug 2021 9:07am)
  • Taking the piss and posting it is fluff. by devandroid99 (Tue 24th Aug 2021 1:25pm)
  • Fair play, thought you were at it. That said, selling bombs to Saudi Arabia to bomb Yemen is legal so idk whether to steal rocks or not. by devandroid99 (Tue 24th Aug 2021 2:13pm)
  • Thank Christ someone's asked about buying flats again. by devandroid99 (Tue 24th Aug 2021 2:14pm)
  • Big slide? by devandroid99 (Tue 24th Aug 2021 4:36pm)
  • What do? by devandroid99 (Tue 24th Aug 2021 5:12pm)
  • I'd avoid like the plague. Looks sketchy. by devandroid99 (Tue 24th Aug 2021 8:21pm)
  • Their post is background research. by devandroid99 (Tue 24th Aug 2021 9:20pm)
  • I'll sell you a dehydrator so you can make your own from silverside. by devandroid99 (Wed 25th Aug 2021 11:58am)
  • If you make it today it'll be ready by Friday. https://www.lekkerbru.co.uk/dehydrator-vs-biltong-box-how-to-dry-biltong-fast/ by devandroid99 (Wed 25th Aug 2021 12:18pm)
  • Which means the DVLA can't publish it. Unless OP also works for the DVLA then it's all good, and I'm guessing they don't because a) the DVLA is in Wales and b) if they wanted to know where their car was they could find out. by devandroid99 (Wed 25th Aug 2021 8:00pm)
  • It's absolutely your place to say something, but not to deliver ultimatums or directions. by devandroid99 (Wed 25th Aug 2021 8:12pm)
  • Inferarri inverurie inverarie inverary inveraree unvereigheigh. Six times. by devandroid99 (Wed 25th Aug 2021 8:19pm)
  • Where? Are you on a lunch break or can go anywhere and just after s bargain? by devandroid99 (Thu 26th Aug 2021 7:58am)
  • Nowt wrong with being a lazy fucker and keeping butchers and bakers in work. by devandroid99 (Thu 26th Aug 2021 8:01am)
  • Fuck candlestick makers. by devandroid99 (Thu 26th Aug 2021 1:03pm)
  • Wash your mouth out with a lovely cold pint of T, you heathen. by devandroid99 (Thu 26th Aug 2021 1:09pm)
  • +1 for the gate. Staff are sound as fuck as well. by devandroid99 (Thu 26th Aug 2021 1:15pm)
  • OP isn't denying anyone the right to work. OP is considering reporting them to their employer or regulatory body who will decide if they're in breach of their duty of care, and they may subsequently decided that they're not suitable for the job that they're doing. And rightly so. The cleaner can go and clean all the anti vaxxers houses they want. by devandroid99 (Fri 27th Aug 2021 10:53am)
  • Downvotes don't matter. by devandroid99 (Sun 29th Aug 2021 9:38am)
  • Fuck, thats a shame. If only they'd kept themselves afloat until Barclays gets folk in. by devandroid99 (Sun 29th Aug 2021 9:34am)
  • You didn't need to, it doesn't matter. Nobody here's opinion really matters, pairticularly mine. by devandroid99 (Sun 29th Aug 2021 2:27pm)
  • Diet diet diet. You wont lose weight if you think its all down to exercise and don't moderate your input. Find someone who will help you set your macros, limit your calories and use myfitnesspal to track everything you eat. Regards a recommendation, I cant, but just email a few and ask what their plan would be and if they don't mention diet then move on. by devandroid99 (Sun 29th Aug 2021 6:28pm)
  • It's fantastic. Wine isn't cheap but you get what you pay for. by devandroid99 (Sun 29th Aug 2021 6:33pm)
  • I went recently, it's a great way to spend an hour. by devandroid99 (Mon 30th Aug 2021 10:37pm)
  • Lots of people took their cars off the road and gave up their licences during lockdown because there was no trade. Things have opened up and driver numbers haven't had a chance to catch up yet. by devandroid99 (Tue 31st Aug 2021 4:01pm)
  • Not OP but you can count me in as one of those pro public safety types. by devandroid99 (Wed 1st Sep 2021 12:52am)
  • Ask your conveyancing solicitor if you're concerned, that's what they're paid for. But unless you're painting a photorealistic spunking boabie on it I'd say you're good to go. by devandroid99 (Wed 1st Sep 2021 12:14pm)
  • Horrific patter, I'm confused that anyone currently alive on earth would have the capacitance to make a joke like that without expecting to get lamped. by devandroid99 (Wed 1st Sep 2021 7:12pm)
  • Currently... Alive... Do keep up. by devandroid99 (Wed 1st Sep 2021 7:41pm)
  • Hahahah, yaaas! by devandroid99 (Wed 1st Sep 2021 7:41pm)
  • Now I come to think of it it should have been "I'm shocked". by devandroid99 (Wed 1st Sep 2021 9:44pm)
  • I can imagine she didn't get around much. by devandroid99 (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 9:00am)
  • Found the bouncer. by devandroid99 (Fri 3rd Sep 2021 9:08am)
  • They're talking shite, but I think the point about ships (as opposed to cruise ships, which are a destination themselves) is that they take so long to get anywhere nobody would take them so there'd be way less in the way of carbon and NOx emissions. by devandroid99 (Fri 3rd Sep 2021 9:14am)
  • Would you be thinking about dobbing him in if he'd given you a glowing appraisal tho, or is it sour grapes? by devandroid99 (Fri 3rd Sep 2021 10:09am)
  • Homemade pizza on the menu tonight, and I'm ganting for some vegetarian pepperoni. Not the easiest to find though,where does the best meat-free meat? by devandroid99 (Fri 3rd Sep 2021 10:10am)
  • Genuinely not having a pop but it made me think of [this.](https://youtu.be/77Y6CIyyBcI) If you haven't seen Mad Men you should! by devandroid99 (Fri 3rd Sep 2021 10:31am)
  • Park lane market for one. There was a market today at the square at Langside Halls, maybe check out the My Shawlands Instagram page for details. by devandroid99 (Sat 4th Sep 2021 5:47pm)
  • Much better space for it than that wee strip outside the public lavvies. by devandroid99 (Sat 4th Sep 2021 9:01pm)
  • Seems like your point might be on the end of the penis dangling from your forehead. by devandroid99 (Sun 5th Sep 2021 9:29am)
  • https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-39478203 People should definitely ignore your advice! by devandroid99 (Sun 5th Sep 2021 9:36am)
  • Why wouldn't you appeal it? by devandroid99 (Sun 5th Sep 2021 9:41am)
  • Tickets for spaceships. by devandroid99 (Mon 6th Sep 2021 8:30am)
  • I don't see anyone making any statements on anyone's personal life, fuck knows how these poor bastards got the way they are but the fact of the matter is there's a huge problem with benzos and heroin and there's open dealing going on in the city centre at all times of day. Nobody on here has ever had a knife pulled on them by a banker on 100k needing his next bag of gear. by devandroid99 (Mon 6th Sep 2021 4:25pm)
  • Nothing to do with HMRC, I'd guess. Will almost certainly be refunded onto the card you paid with or by BACS. by devandroid99 (Mon 6th Sep 2021 9:49pm)
  • Seems like you can give it out but can't take it, saying she's shit on Twitter and expecting her not to take it personally but acting hard done by when there's a bit of fallout from your actions. by devandroid99 (Tue 7th Sep 2021 9:57am)
  • Meh. Actions on social media have consequences. If I called Justin Bieber a dobber or some K-pop band shite I'd expect to be hounded. Now for the record, I' can't stand JG's godawful, hackneyed, unimaginative drivel. But it's pretty short-sighted to tell folk you pity someone for being so sensitive and that taking criticism personally is no way to live then complaining and taking it personally hurt and getting when you yourself are criticised. by devandroid99 (Tue 7th Sep 2021 2:41pm)
  • Success? by devandroid99 (Tue 7th Sep 2021 7:13pm)
  • BBC3 isn't on the telly any more. by devandroid99 (Thu 9th Sep 2021 3:14pm)
  • I was born and raised here and I don't have a biometric residency permit. I do, however, have a passport. by devandroid99 (Thu 9th Sep 2021 3:23pm)
  • [Aero Leather Clothing ](https://instagram.com/aeroleatherclothing?utm_medium=copy_link)in Dumfries, but be prepared for the pricetags. by devandroid99 (Thu 9th Sep 2021 3:30pm)
  • I've lived there for eight years and haven't heard anything or ever had any trouble at all. by devandroid99 (Thu 9th Sep 2021 8:59pm)
  • Of course there's violence, there's violence everywhere, but my point is specific to Asian on white, racially motivated crime being endemic in the area. That said, poor Kris Donald was definitely a case of that, however that was long before I moved in. by devandroid99 (Thu 9th Sep 2021 10:17pm)
  • It's being cut with fentanyl in the states. by devandroid99 (Sat 11th Sep 2021 8:33pm)
  • Hyacinth Bucket has spoken. by devandroid99 (Sun 12th Sep 2021 9:42pm)
  • Dunno, but they shag if they get Quorny. by devandroid99 (Mon 13th Sep 2021 2:35am)
  • Dress code is ice skates only, I'm afraid. by devandroid99 (Mon 13th Sep 2021 11:25am)
  • [Six quid to skip the queue.](https://www.glasgowairport.com/at-the-airport/airport-services/priority-security/) by devandroid99 (Mon 13th Sep 2021 7:23pm)
  • I know it does, and yet https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/kate-quigley-fentanyl-la-party-b1916739.html by devandroid99 (Mon 13th Sep 2021 8:32pm)
  • I used the link from the cab as when I was running late there'd been security strikes the week prior. That was a while ago so couldn't tell you what the score is now unfortunately but maybe try their Twitter. by devandroid99 (Mon 13th Sep 2021 8:31pm)
  • Delaying the development of the Saudi's next shipment of bombs will cost more than your funeral. by devandroid99 (Tue 14th Sep 2021 2:41pm)
  • Jesus Spins by devandroid99 (Tue 14th Sep 2021 4:37pm)
  • Eats hummus, but only on tattie scones. by devandroid99 (Tue 14th Sep 2021 7:30pm)
  • Username definitely doesn't check out. by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Sep 2021 8:12pm)
  • Much, much cheaper to put a key lockbox somewhere off the property. by devandroid99 (Thu 16th Sep 2021 5:11pm)
  • Smoked olives as well, they're fantastic. by devandroid99 (Fri 17th Sep 2021 6:47pm)
  • Well, this'll be deleted soon. by devandroid99 (Fri 17th Sep 2021 8:09pm)
  • Told you. by devandroid99 (Sat 18th Sep 2021 6:35am)
  • You didn't ask them to prove it, you asked them for evidence. They provided evidence. This is an internet chatroom, not a court and there's no burden of proof here but if it were a court that statement alone would be enough to convict. by devandroid99 (Sat 18th Sep 2021 5:42pm)
  • Hahah, outstanding comment. Bhangra flute music is the future. by devandroid99 (Sat 18th Sep 2021 7:02pm)
  • I wouldn't bother, just get a normal test date and normal lessons as the tests are backlogged at the minute like you wouldn't believe. There's one guy on Bath Street I think it is runs some, he's a wanker so avoid him at all costs. by devandroid99 (Sun 19th Sep 2021 3:45pm)
  • It was a squad of guys in Celtic tops, think there was a punch up. A whole host of your normal, everyday folk would do the trick and not just look like sour grapes from a handful of casuals. by devandroid99 (Mon 20th Sep 2021 10:17am)
  • Avro. Don't pick bulb, they're on the verge of going bust. by devandroid99 (Mon 20th Sep 2021 5:24pm)
  • "Because cunts like you and the company you work for make it such a hostile, inefficient, unreliable way of getting anywhere I use alternative means of transport." by devandroid99 (Tue 21st Sep 2021 3:39pm)
  • It will not stop. Until it does, then it'll get darker later and lighter earlier. by devandroid99 (Tue 21st Sep 2021 3:41pm)
  • Can't do the weekends in case I turn Cerys Matthews on. by devandroid99 (Thu 23rd Sep 2021 11:48am)
  • Is she the really OTT American one? by devandroid99 (Thu 23rd Sep 2021 12:38pm)
  • https://realfood.tesco.com/recipes/coconut-dhal.html I'm not a big fan of Tesco but really rate this recipe. by devandroid99 (Thu 23rd Sep 2021 12:37pm)
  • Aye, and Peter Tobin kept the kirk clean. by devandroid99 (Thu 23rd Sep 2021 7:11pm)
  • And if you really want to push the boat out... https://hotcooking.co.uk/recipes/dishoom-house-black-daal by devandroid99 (Thu 23rd Sep 2021 8:16pm)
  • Benefit of the doubt and all that. by devandroid99 (Fri 24th Sep 2021 2:08am)
  • Get the pot on now, you'll have a banging dinner by devandroid99 (Fri 24th Sep 2021 3:09am)
  • How do you spot the vegan at a dinner party? You don't have to, they'll tell you. by devandroid99 (Fri 24th Sep 2021 3:13am)
  • Put some fucking effort in next time, that was a poor attempt. by devandroid99 (Fri 24th Sep 2021 11:23am)
  • Phillies maybe? Or Heraghty's sometimes have fiddle-dee-dee stuff on. by devandroid99 (Fri 24th Sep 2021 5:28pm)
  • Stick them up your arse. by devandroid99 (Sun 26th Sep 2021 1:18pm)
  • You're not supposed to use your phone on the forecourt. by devandroid99 (Sun 26th Sep 2021 1:18pm)
  • They don't want to do lots of short journeys, they want long, scenic fares from people on expenses who aren't pissed. by devandroid99 (Tue 28th Sep 2021 10:55am)
  • If that's the most disrespectful thing you can think of you're severely lacking in imagination. by devandroid99 (Tue 28th Sep 2021 11:05am)
  • Tbf I think it's very much one mod in particular. by devandroid99 (Tue 28th Sep 2021 12:52pm)
  • I don't think the petition is calling for overnight demolition of the motorway. Investigating the motorway's closure would surely mean investigating alternative, greener modes of public transport that would replace car travel in the long term. by devandroid99 (Tue 28th Sep 2021 12:51pm)
  • Just delete everything, it's easy as fuck. by devandroid99 (Tue 28th Sep 2021 6:25pm)
  • Another vote for the grove. Can get a chippie from round the corner as well if you're hungry. by devandroid99 (Tue 28th Sep 2021 6:49pm)
  • Cunter. by devandroid99 (Tue 28th Sep 2021 8:05pm)
  • Absolute rot. Fuel's shelf life can be measured in months, we've been locked down for a year and a half. They ramp refining down if fuel isn't required, they don't just keep pumping it out. And don't dress this conspiracy theory bullshit up as "just a thought", it's dishonest. by devandroid99 (Wed 29th Sep 2021 11:46am)
  • If you want to see a valium and heroin supermarket that was designed as a train station entryway then boy do I have the place for you! by devandroid99 (Wed 29th Sep 2021 11:51am)
  • It's been pints for a few years now, someone else bought the place. It's still dear, but they're not totally taking the piss. by devandroid99 (Thu 30th Sep 2021 8:32am)
  • I can't help but think that in a small city with such a relatively extensive railway network an underground extension should be near the bottom of the list. It'll cost an absolute fortune to make it worthwhile. by devandroid99 (Thu 30th Sep 2021 9:52am)
  • Train strikes and bus driver shortages are going to make for absolutely horrific Sundays. by devandroid99 (Thu 30th Sep 2021 11:21am)
  • Well, by my measures it's small. 299th in the world, apparently. Public transport in Glasgow is terrible, but the solution to a sprawling city with wasteland isn't to dig billions of pounds worth of tunnels under that wasteland to suburbs that are already serviced by train stops. by devandroid99 (Thu 30th Sep 2021 11:40am)
  • Check out the tiles in gin 71 or whatever it's called. Gorgeous. by devandroid99 (Thu 30th Sep 2021 9:22pm)
  • The famous, objective Non-Asian standards. It doesn't need to be taken as a personal insult. Scotland is a small country, Glasgow is the largest city in Scotland but still a small city. [Don't even feature.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_European_cities_by_population_within_city_limits) by devandroid99 (Thu 30th Sep 2021 9:20pm)
  • r/scams by devandroid99 (Thu 30th Sep 2021 10:02pm)
  • Renfield Street. by devandroid99 (Fri 1st Oct 2021 2:38pm)
  • "But your honour! Of course my story is true, look, I posted it on the internet!" by devandroid99 (Sat 2nd Oct 2021 11:12am)
  • The tax payer will be paying all the wages all the time anyway. I for one am happy to drop the management's wages and franchise owners's cut and pay the front line staff more. by devandroid99 (Sat 2nd Oct 2021 11:18am)
  • Email and tell them you don't think you're paying enough, the bastards will be quick enough to respond. by devandroid99 (Sun 3rd Oct 2021 10:53am)
  • That's like saying aircraft cabin crew are just trolley dollys who serve gin and stop you from shagging in the toilets. You see a little bit of what they do and, more importantly, what they're trained for. As long as everything is going well and they're not needed people will assume it's low skilled work but when things go wrong and they're needed to evacuate people to safety they're worth the wages. Abellio have no incentive to step in to address the issue - the Scottish government need to take control of this issue and do so immediately. by devandroid99 (Sun 3rd Oct 2021 6:11pm)
  • I've never seen a diesel filled cinema slide down an embankment and burst into flames on an active line with passing trains, but maybe I've just not been looking hard enough. by devandroid99 (Sun 3rd Oct 2021 7:14pm)
  • rowalong john on YT. by devandroid99 (Sun 3rd Oct 2021 11:35pm)
  • Reads like a smartarse tosser sniggering up his sleeve about how clever he is. by devandroid99 (Mon 4th Oct 2021 1:18am)
  • Have you tried the online-only banks like Monzo, Revolut, Starling and Chase? I can't off the top of my head remember if I needed proof of address but if I were you I'd start there. I'd also look into getting a UK provisional driver's licence to make life a little easier - they should accept the hotel's address - how long will you be there? by devandroid99 (Mon 4th Oct 2021 11:24am)
  • Download the apps and try all the online ones, there's no penalty if you get halfway through the process and stop because you need an address. If they ask for proof send the employer's letter and see what happens. by devandroid99 (Mon 4th Oct 2021 11:38am)
  • Spend it on bevvy and pills like everyone else. by devandroid99 (Mon 4th Oct 2021 9:23pm)
  • Why not just "do" the "test"? by devandroid99 (Mon 4th Oct 2021 9:21pm)
  • Didn't take me long to absolutely springboard to the conclusion that you're a weapons-grade fanny. by devandroid99 (Mon 4th Oct 2021 10:16pm)
  • Obviously did at one point, one day, decide they were going to shoot up for the first time. by devandroid99 (Mon 4th Oct 2021 11:39pm)
  • The Zip Yard on GWR has been alright for me a couple of times when they've repaired jeans. by devandroid99 (Tue 5th Oct 2021 9:10am)
  • Do they need a new supply or is it just a case of connecting the old wiring to the new cabinets? by devandroid99 (Tue 5th Oct 2021 10:33am)
  • Can't help but a piece of advice - make sure they use a chase cutter with a vacuum or a vacuum attachment on their drill and masking tape bags up to minimise the dust and mess. If yours is a new house it'll be different to mine as I'm in a tenement but my sparkie was a slob who used a drill bit along the wall, left dust and plaster absolutely everywhere. Any electrician will be able to put the wiring in so cleanliness will be the biggest issue. by devandroid99 (Tue 5th Oct 2021 12:59pm)
  • That's to save hassle. There's no hassle around repayment if you give it away. by devandroid99 (Tue 5th Oct 2021 2:30pm)
  • What day does Cop 26 finish? 12th of November? Won't ever hear anything about this ever again after the 13th. by devandroid99 (Tue 5th Oct 2021 7:52pm)
  • WE KNOW THAT. THEY WERE BEING SARCASTIC. by devandroid99 (Tue 5th Oct 2021 8:54pm)
  • Quality polis pakora picnic. by devandroid99 (Tue 5th Oct 2021 8:57pm)
  • I sincerely hope that what you've said is the case but until it's paid for, marked out, dug and finished it's nothing but lip service. by devandroid99 (Wed 6th Oct 2021 12:39am)
  • Abellio have been dreadful for years - they lost the contract months ago and the government will be taking the franchise over from March. https://www.railjournal.com/financial/scotrail-franchise-to-enter-government-control/ by devandroid99 (Wed 6th Oct 2021 8:10am)
  • Google Richard's Rubbish. by devandroid99 (Wed 6th Oct 2021 10:10pm)
  • https://www.scotland.police.uk/what-s-happening/news/2021/october/fatal-road-crash-eglinton-street-glasgow/ by devandroid99 (Wed 6th Oct 2021 10:26pm)
  • As I understand it if you're double vaxxed you're alright to leave here and fly, entry to destination will depend on their rules but I think vaccination status is fine for most countries. For re-entry you need a PLF, vax status, and proof you've booked a day 2 PCR test from the (singular) scotgov approved supplier, or one of the ones from the English list. There used to be a requirement for a negative lat flow or PCR test but I think they've done away with that. I'm away in a couple weeks but I'm hanging fire to book my return PCR to avoid getting bumped if they change the rules again and I don't need one. Will definitely be booking the cheapest test from the list either way, it's not my problem if the result doesn't come through, I've done as I was instructed. by devandroid99 (Wed 6th Oct 2021 10:37pm)
  • Give it to him now, I can almost guarantee he'd rather you did then them go OOD. by devandroid99 (Thu 7th Oct 2021 7:54pm)
  • The D-Day landings were, by any stretch of the imagination, in France, for fuck's sake. by devandroid99 (Fri 8th Oct 2021 12:45pm)
  • Tens of thousands of people get on and off of ships in the UK every single day. by devandroid99 (Fri 8th Oct 2021 1:49pm)
  • Lots of hotel rooms. by devandroid99 (Fri 8th Oct 2021 10:58pm)
  • Is that a nudist thing or a shagging thing? by devandroid99 (Sat 9th Oct 2021 12:50pm)
  • 140 a night is pretty reasonable in my book. I don't expect them to stay in youth hostels, nor do I expect them to stay in The Balmoral. by devandroid99 (Sat 9th Oct 2021 1:42pm)
  • Where? Name and shame. by devandroid99 (Sat 9th Oct 2021 1:39pm)
  • How is paying bills incurred as expenses stealing from anyone? If they owned the hotels you'd have a point but it's just a bed and a meal. by devandroid99 (Sat 9th Oct 2021 6:51pm)
  • People who don't travel for work have no idea how expensive it can be. by devandroid99 (Sat 9th Oct 2021 6:59pm)
  • All signs point to him going bust. by devandroid99 (Sun 10th Oct 2021 10:51am)
  • I think he's gone bust, but he'd a bad habit of charging outrageous amounts of money for a wee panel of tartan or Harris Tweed, on what would be otherwise completely unremarkable jeans. by devandroid99 (Sun 10th Oct 2021 11:07am)
  • Fat Buddha on Queen Street would be your best bet. Shopping in End is an awful experience. Also a company in Wales called [Hiut](https://hiutdenim.co.uk/) who make some really nice looking jeans. When/if you really get into it you'll want to go Japanese (can get into silly money) but Hiut are a great brand for British made. by devandroid99 (Sun 10th Oct 2021 11:05am)
  • I'd a lad ask to use my machine between sets, I agreed then went to use what he'd just come from and the cheeky cunt told me I couldn't because he was doing super sets. by devandroid99 (Sun 10th Oct 2021 11:12am)
  • To add to this. If you go to Fat Buddha as for the Made in Japan ones, the quality of the Tunisian made ones seems to have gone down. by devandroid99 (Sun 10th Oct 2021 11:09am)
  • Shawlands Continental by devandroid99 (Sun 10th Oct 2021 3:31pm)
  • DELETED It's what you go to before you plug comes round with your bag. by devandroid99 (Sun 10th Oct 2021 4:40pm)
  • Mine... Mine was a joke as well. by devandroid99 (Sun 10th Oct 2021 4:49pm)
  • Skip the turnstile. What are they going to do, call the cops because you needed a jobbie? (Out of interest, does anyone know if it's actually a criminal offence or prohibited under railway by-laws) by devandroid99 (Mon 11th Oct 2021 2:28pm)
  • 100% your fault. If it's not in your wheelie bin, it stays behind. Funnily enough, unless you carry it to the lorry and chuck it in the back yourself, which they're usually fine with. by devandroid99 (Tue 12th Oct 2021 12:10pm)
  • All messages attempted while WhatsApp was down were sent as soon as WhatsApp was up. by devandroid99 (Tue 12th Oct 2021 12:21pm)
  • Aye, and they got cut and poked with stuff all the time. by devandroid99 (Tue 12th Oct 2021 12:49pm)
  • Cut up a plastic drinks bottle for a long piece of plastic and slide it down the side like the used to do in the films. It works, I've done it several times. by devandroid99 (Tue 12th Oct 2021 5:37pm)
  • Everything can be attended solo. by devandroid99 (Wed 13th Oct 2021 8:28am)
  • So what's it costing for your membership level and what do you get? I've fancied it for a while but am not a big fan of being forced to go in to be subjected to the hard sell. by devandroid99 (Wed 13th Oct 2021 1:00pm)
  • That looks like fun. Might get a hotel in Largs and make a weekend of it! by devandroid99 (Wed 13th Oct 2021 3:04pm)
  • Fuck the cunts. They can pay tax and wait until the end of the month for their money like everyone else. by devandroid99 (Wed 13th Oct 2021 6:38pm)
  • SOL taxis. by devandroid99 (Wed 13th Oct 2021 6:37pm)
  • Have you tried minding your own business? by devandroid99 (Wed 13th Oct 2021 10:34pm)
  • How do you know they're from outside the city? Single, disabled and elderly - so what? How does unregulated short term lets affect anyone in the block? Anti social behaviour is anti social behaviour, regardless of whether the occupant is there for a night or a year, and your post didn't mention anti social behaviour. If using two bins ticks that box in your view then might I again suggest you mind your own business. by devandroid99 (Wed 13th Oct 2021 10:57pm)
  • I own one property and it's the one I live in, but I use Airbnb when I travel - something I bet a majority of people on this sub have done. by devandroid99 (Thu 14th Oct 2021 12:10pm)
  • Could you just cut the elastic off of a surgical mask? by devandroid99 (Thu 14th Oct 2021 7:08pm)
  • Does K stand for Kween? by devandroid99 (Fri 15th Oct 2021 9:40am)
  • How many Tunnock's you reckon you've eaten? by devandroid99 (Sat 16th Oct 2021 10:23am)
  • Aye, this is a joiner's job. You should be able to get it done next summer of you get someone booked in now - they're all totally flat out. by devandroid99 (Sat 16th Oct 2021 11:17am)
  • Set up an alt and tell us all about it. by devandroid99 (Sat 16th Oct 2021 1:08pm)
  • How would dark kitchens for delivery apps launder cash? My understanding was that the gangs had moved away from private hire because it's now all logged and too easy for HMRC to track. Surely that's exactly the same for online food delivery? by devandroid99 (Sat 16th Oct 2021 1:12pm)
  • Yes you was. by devandroid99 (Sat 16th Oct 2021 2:49pm)
  • But you can just buy 100 000 chocolate bars, no? Buy them for a quid and sell for four, you might sell 10 000 in the shop but the other 90 000 can just be chucked out. by devandroid99 (Sat 16th Oct 2021 4:36pm)
  • Check you and your new podcast vocabulary. Showing "radlib" off like a pair of shiny new trainers. by devandroid99 (Sat 16th Oct 2021 10:01pm)
  • Dukes Umbrella have just put home made haggis on their menu, and it's a great bar. by devandroid99 (Sat 16th Oct 2021 10:11pm)
  • Why did he call you a prick? by devandroid99 (Sat 16th Oct 2021 10:10pm)
  • Have you tried Waverley Kitchens? Check their instagram, the stuff looks great. by devandroid99 (Sun 17th Oct 2021 9:49am)
  • It's a great pub, more food focused tho. They've bought early to make the most of the Barclays gentrification, and they've matched the ambiance accordingly. Definitely worth nipping in for a pint to check it out by devandroid99 (Sun 17th Oct 2021 12:43pm)
  • Real news or Instagram posts? by devandroid99 (Sun 17th Oct 2021 1:16pm)
  • Have you had forensic confirmation they were spiked? I'm not an expert but I did read recently that it's a vanishingly rare occurrence and that a lot of the time it's folk hitting the drink too hard too quickly. by devandroid99 (Sun 17th Oct 2021 1:16pm)
  • And were those papers just regurgitating Instagram posts or did they have sources confirming that this had actually happened? by devandroid99 (Sun 17th Oct 2021 1:24pm)
  • Dehydrated, not eaten, excited. The holyfuckimpished trinity. by devandroid99 (Sun 17th Oct 2021 1:25pm)
  • Confirmed by whom? by devandroid99 (Sun 17th Oct 2021 1:46pm)
  • I did, and it's just a rehashing of Instagram posts. Police contacted for comment and said nothing. by devandroid99 (Sun 17th Oct 2021 1:46pm)
  • How about you stop taking every Instagram story and Facebook post you read as gospel? by devandroid99 (Sun 17th Oct 2021 1:52pm)
  • Give it a fucking rest, I had no idea you were a woman. by devandroid99 (Sun 17th Oct 2021 2:29pm)
  • Hahahaha, yeah, alright, I'll pass that on. by devandroid99 (Sun 17th Oct 2021 3:14pm)
  • What's a meerkat movie? Is it where someone's head bobs up and down? by devandroid99 (Mon 18th Oct 2021 8:42am)
  • Can't make it but good on you, very nice gesture. by devandroid99 (Mon 18th Oct 2021 6:11pm)
  • [:'(](https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/octopuses-keep-surprising-us-here-are-eight-examples-how.html) by devandroid99 (Tue 19th Oct 2021 1:53pm)
  • If you could come back and drink all this puddle water that would be great. by devandroid99 (Wed 27th Oct 2021 7:22pm)
  • They make weapons that kill people - couldn't pay me enough to apply. by devandroid99 (Fri 29th Oct 2021 8:53am)
  • One that BAE advertise vacancies for. by devandroid99 (Fri 29th Oct 2021 11:31am)
  • Because sometimes just fucking the grass once isn't enough. by devandroid99 (Sun 31st Oct 2021 1:54pm)
  • What fucking rot. That would be 120 000 people leaving a kilo of "trash" each. by devandroid99 (Sun 31st Oct 2021 1:58pm)
  • That's the insurance company's job. by devandroid99 (Sun 31st Oct 2021 2:08pm)
  • I'll leave more than 10pc if there's no service charge, but if there's a service charge (particularly one snuck on at the end that's not mentioned on the menu) then I'm not leaving another penny. by devandroid99 (Mon 1st Nov 2021 10:44am)
  • As they are legally obliged to be. by devandroid99 (Mon 1st Nov 2021 12:11pm)
  • Where? by devandroid99 (Mon 1st Nov 2021 12:11pm)
  • I wouldn't mind one, I'm needing a new mattress. by devandroid99 (Mon 1st Nov 2021 2:14pm)
  • She was. by devandroid99 (Tue 2nd Nov 2021 1:39pm)
  • Scotland isn't (yet) a state. It wouldnt be appropriate for her to address the summit as the leader of anything - you may not like it, and I certainly don't like it, but Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson is the PM of the hosting nation-state. by devandroid99 (Tue 2nd Nov 2021 2:26pm)
  • You're in Edinburgh, not Auckland. If you want to jump home and see your pals do it, it's an hour away. People commute longer than that to get to work and back. by devandroid99 (Tue 2nd Nov 2021 2:33pm)
  • What's yours? by devandroid99 (Tue 2nd Nov 2021 6:52pm)
  • May you have many deep sleeps and happy dreams. by devandroid99 (Tue 2nd Nov 2021 7:02pm)
  • Glasgow smile clinic in Finniestom have been great for me, and very accomodating as round my unusual working patterns. Very happy with the result. by devandroid99 (Fri 5th Nov 2021 11:04am)
  • I'd be delighted to pay a voluntary clean streets surcharge on my CT if it actually made a difference and the fucking streets were clean. Unfortunately councils were starved of the extra income from tax raises for most of the last fifteen years so Glasgow's public services have been rotting - particularly due to the fact more people don't pay council tax in Glasgow City than do. by devandroid99 (Fri 5th Nov 2021 11:09am)
  • WLTM similarly filthy-minded wee dirty. by devandroid99 (Fri 5th Nov 2021 12:38pm)
  • Ah yes, you are very intelligent. by devandroid99 (Sun 7th Nov 2021 11:28am)
  • "Wait, what, do they mean agency workers the fucking sca...oh. Nice one" by devandroid99 (Sun 7th Nov 2021 12:11pm)
  • Aye, righto Heston, you've obviously far superior taste and standards to us Bridie-munching plebians. Can I pay fifty quid to eat your groundbreaking bridies at a farmer's market that's not got a farmer within ten miles? Can you ask if I've eaten one before then explain the "concept" to me as if I've never picked up a fork and fucking knife? Can you call them "small plates" and let me know that "they come out when there ready"? If so, I'll be all over it. by devandroid99 (Sun 7th Nov 2021 12:18pm)
  • The Gate at the Barrowlands claim they do, but I found them a wee bit dry. by devandroid99 (Sun 7th Nov 2021 12:34pm)
  • There's also the hassle you'll need to go to to get another one. Shopping for a day or two, buying, getting it delivered. I think my second hand one was about 150 all in and a pain in the arse to get up the stairs. Remember they can get it chucked for 50 and lots of people will if they think you're taking the piss or being greedy. Offer 75, be willing to go to 100. by devandroid99 (Mon 8th Nov 2021 7:39am)
  • Minimises the dust. by devandroid99 (Tue 9th Nov 2021 8:18pm)
  • How many of the alleged 100k staff are doctors, what's that as a percentage of total number of doctors, and what's your source? by devandroid99 (Thu 11th Nov 2021 9:01am)
  • If this is a true story then the pair of you are so spectacularly thick I'm amazed you've been out for a meal in a restaurant with sharp knives and not accidentally slit your own throats or choked to death on the napkins. Hats off to you. by devandroid99 (Thu 11th Nov 2021 9:50pm)
  • Why don't you please explain that last bit to me as I'm pretty confused as to the linke between eating meat and religious oppression. by devandroid99 (Thu 11th Nov 2021 10:43pm)
  • The steaks all mooed. by devandroid99 (Thu 11th Nov 2021 10:45pm)
  • Seeing it from that side is very different to seeing it from the other side. by devandroid99 (Fri 12th Nov 2021 10:56am)
  • Bar people without the means of making their homes energy efficient from selling them to people who may have the means? What an absolutely superb idea. by devandroid99 (Fri 12th Nov 2021 11:00am)
  • Parsano isn't fine dining, it's fast food pizza and a beer. I don't think they're pretending to be anything they're not. by devandroid99 (Fri 12th Nov 2021 11:06am)
  • I got a Julie's at home during lockdown and it was absolutely vile. Way more Instagram style than substance. by devandroid99 (Fri 12th Nov 2021 11:04am)
  • So they borrow against their house to sell their house? The entire market would plummet. Not everyone with a mortgage sits on a huge pile of liquid cash. by devandroid99 (Fri 12th Nov 2021 11:34am)
  • They write on the paper menus in ballpoint pen and you sit at a long picnic table. by devandroid99 (Fri 12th Nov 2021 11:32am)
  • If he's been to court and been found guilty of violence and making threats, and courts have issued multiple restraining orders, then there's no liability. It's a matter of public record and truth is a defence for defamation. Whether that falls foul of Reddit's doxxing rules is another matter, but it's not a legal one. What you've done here, though, is arguable very harmful to the staff who appear in photos on their Facebook page who haven't done anything wrong as now people (like me) will be going through their posts to see if they can figure it out. by devandroid99 (Fri 12th Nov 2021 12:10pm)
  • Jupiter Artland if you're driving. There's a bowling alley thing with arcade games on the top of the St James Centre but it's pretty shit. Or the cinema at the Omni centre. Probably won't have the footwear for Arthur's seat. Scottish National Gallery of Modern Art, camera obscura is still a good couple of hours, or even the zoo. by devandroid99 (Fri 12th Nov 2021 12:17pm)
  • What do you think the point of my comment was? by devandroid99 (Fri 12th Nov 2021 1:09pm)
  • Have you ever bought a property? by devandroid99 (Fri 12th Nov 2021 2:13pm)
  • Tbh mate I think you've totally missed the point of the place. by devandroid99 (Fri 12th Nov 2021 2:12pm)
  • They aren't currently in a more vulnerable position, but they will be if they have to borrow a whole heap of cash for new windows, insulation and heating in order to sell the place. People who are buying property (particularly their first) have cash, people who are selling have their cash tied up in the house. And it may appear progressive, and with the right grants it will be, but unless there's financial backing from Holyrood for it the greens will have a very short tenure in the Scottish government. A policy like this would absolutely tank the market as there'd be a glut of sales prior to any deadlines - the market would be absolutely flooded with energy-inefficient housing. by devandroid99 (Fri 12th Nov 2021 2:11pm)
  • "If you are buying a new property when selling the old one you don't need a deposit". This is not true, and I'm amazed that someone who has been through the mortgage process would make such a wildly inaccurate statement. Unless of course you paid cash, which could explain why you think it'll be so easy for homeowners to just click their fingers and magic up a few grand for energy improvements. by devandroid99 (Fri 12th Nov 2021 2:23pm)
  • Urm... The equity you hold in the property is used as the deposit. by devandroid99 (Fri 12th Nov 2021 2:36pm)
  • BBK by devandroid99 (Fri 12th Nov 2021 3:46pm)
  • I've reported this and hope it gets taken down - I understand your point but you can't doxx the guy and making these vague claims is dangerous for everyone else. by devandroid99 (Fri 12th Nov 2021 6:54pm)
  • Criticism of The Party renders your opinion instantly invalid, you swivel-eyed, Tory, Brexiteer gammon Yoon. by devandroid99 (Fri 12th Nov 2021 11:06pm)
  • Cunts make shit jokes. by devandroid99 (Sat 13th Nov 2021 11:34am)
  • I think KYC is know your customer. by devandroid99 (Sat 13th Nov 2021 12:00pm)
  • Hillhead book club is G1 I believe, no? by devandroid99 (Mon 15th Nov 2021 11:21am)
  • The reps market is fucking massive. by devandroid99 (Mon 15th Nov 2021 11:19am)
  • I don't think the QR code shows up until 2 weeks after your second dose, although I could be wrong. by devandroid99 (Mon 15th Nov 2021 12:27pm)
  • I'm pretty sure. There and a couple other places that are kept at arm's length as the group's name is so toxic. by devandroid99 (Mon 15th Nov 2021 3:14pm)
  • Source? by devandroid99 (Mon 15th Nov 2021 4:35pm)
  • Fantastic. by devandroid99 (Mon 15th Nov 2021 5:56pm)
  • https://www.gov.scot/news/back-to-health-for-the-river-clyde/ What do you mean by filthy, though, and who says it's filthy? Just seeing muddy water doesn't say much as to the quality of it. by devandroid99 (Mon 15th Nov 2021 5:55pm)
  • I honestly wouldn't give two fucks if there's mud in the river water. You can't see the bottom of the Mersey or the Singapore River either - they just played with the cards they had and developed the place. by devandroid99 (Mon 15th Nov 2021 9:48pm)
  • The 15 and 45 past the hour trains are the ones to get, they're the express. by devandroid99 (Mon 15th Nov 2021 9:56pm)
  • Cancelling train tickets can be a real pain and they charge more than the cost of an off peak return between the two cities to do it. Just leave your stuff in Glasgow and get a day off peak return from Queen Street, it's a very easy and pleasant trip. by devandroid99 (Mon 15th Nov 2021 9:55pm)
  • See also Hancock V.A. by devandroid99 (Thu 18th Nov 2021 7:23am)
  • Doubt it. by devandroid99 (Sun 21st Nov 2021 9:53pm)
  • I get upset by loads of other people's opinions. Folk who think it's OK to beat their wives and be racist cunts and drink drive and all the other sorts of stupid horrible tadgers out there. by devandroid99 (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 11:34pm)
  • "That is my business not the government's". Car seats. by devandroid99 (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 11:38pm)
  • At a guess I'd say electrical faults in the kitchen are the most common, so that's mandatory. Heat head instead of smoke to prevent folk taking the battery out. Hallways tend to be a common point for all rooms, so one in there makes sense rather than individual bedrooms which will be occupied when people are asleep so therefore people will be woken up by fires quickly. Living room is probably the most likely to have electrical appliances left on and be unoccupied, so at night when you're asleep in the bedroom you'd want to know sooner, before the smoke hits the head in the hall. The head in the hall also, importantly, acts as a repeater for the other two to wake you up (again, common point to the bedrooms) if there's a fire in the kitchen or living room. Not much in the bathroom to cause a fire. by devandroid99 (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 11:44pm)
  • They've all been a shower of shit for me, tbh. by devandroid99 (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 11:49pm)
  • Boils my piss too. Self-congratulatory back slapping about knife crime and low life expectancy. by devandroid99 (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 11:48pm)
  • There's plenty of domestic abusers out there trying to find partners who don't want to be found. by devandroid99 (Wed 24th Nov 2021 12:41pm)
  • I did, don't regret it. The hob boils water quicker than the kettle when it's on boost mode. Although the heat doesn't seem to spread out as well as gas, so on a 12 inch pan there's only maybe 9 inches that get hot, the bubbles are localised to the shape of the ring underneath the pan. If you've got the budget there are some that have the whole surface "smart" so it will pick up the size of the pan, if I knew this then (and wasn't paying for a whole kitchen with new appliances) I'd have splashed out and made sure I had at least two massive burners or a whole top one. Cooking on a round pan with a hot spot in the middle with cold sides can be a pain. by devandroid99 (Wed 24th Nov 2021 1:30pm)
  • The too good to go app is alright if you're not fussy by devandroid99 (Wed 24th Nov 2021 1:37pm)
  • Tried to pull that gotcha out like a flasher's cock, didn't you? by devandroid99 (Wed 24th Nov 2021 1:36pm)
  • Cost of living is most certainly not cheaper in Australia. by devandroid99 (Wed 24th Nov 2021 4:44pm)
  • They're a riot, I had one. by devandroid99 (Thu 25th Nov 2021 9:04am)
  • How hard is it to understand that it's not the drug use that's the issue? by devandroid99 (Thu 25th Nov 2021 9:00am)
  • Christ, whats wrong with a jam jar or a bean tin? by devandroid99 (Fri 26th Nov 2021 5:17pm)
  • Jakes on a train. by devandroid99 (Fri 26th Nov 2021 5:32pm)
  • As the close is behind a locked door not ordinarily accessible to the public you'd be hard pushed to argue it's a public place. by devandroid99 (Fri 26th Nov 2021 5:30pm)
  • Interesting, ta. by devandroid99 (Sat 27th Nov 2021 10:32am)
  • I have character, solid walls, high ceilings, heaps of local amenities, fast internet and excellent public transport links. by devandroid99 (Sun 28th Nov 2021 1:52am)
  • Shawlands Continental is more south than eastern but they've got loads of staples and that's what it sounds like you're after. by devandroid99 (Sun 28th Nov 2021 9:50am)
  • This piss-taking is pretty petshoelent if you ask me. Let's not make it completely sole destroying, eye think the guy's been put in his place. by devandroid99 (Mon 29th Nov 2021 9:57am)
  • He's trying to take her for a drink, not get his inheritance early. by devandroid99 (Mon 29th Nov 2021 10:07am)
  • That and the fact you were driven home on a road when you were born in a hospital before going to school to learn how to do whatever it is you do (which presumably doesn't involve a lot of critical thought), aye. by devandroid99 (Mon 29th Nov 2021 6:02pm)
  • Never again, robbing bastards. Over six quid for two pints of soft drink. by devandroid99 (Mon 29th Nov 2021 6:16pm)
  • Cheers for the reminder, haggis supper tonight. by devandroid99 (Tue 30th Nov 2021 10:23am)
  • The streets are filthy, the city centre is full of junkies (yeah, I said it), and there are orange walks most weekends of the summer. by devandroid99 (Tue 30th Nov 2021 10:25am)
  • There are three options here. 1) Don't pack teacakes and have no teacakes when you land. 2) Pack teacakes and have smashed teacakes when you land. 3) Pack teacakes and have intact teacakes when you land. by devandroid99 (Tue 30th Nov 2021 11:29am)
  • I thought it was pretty funny. by devandroid99 (Tue 30th Nov 2021 1:13pm)
  • no u by devandroid99 (Tue 30th Nov 2021 2:03pm)
  • That's all true, but didn't they rip up all the track they laid when they abandoned half of the project that they're now laying again all the way down to the bottom of Leith? I'm absolutely all for public transport, and I think it should be free, but it's not hard to see why people criticise it when the projects are just snouts at the trough being fed by morons. by devandroid99 (Wed 1st Dec 2021 11:38am)
  • Normally spelled "chookter" by devandroid99 (Wed 1st Dec 2021 7:54pm)
  • If your company is paying X thousand pounds for you to sit a ticket at one institution and they keep having to pay for resits they'll just book everyone on to courses at more hospitable course providers instead. by devandroid99 (Wed 1st Dec 2021 7:59pm)
  • What a pair of fucking wanks. by devandroid99 (Thu 2nd Dec 2021 10:13pm)
  • We had a snib on the new lock the factor bought for our close. It took five minutes to get it off, unscrew the lock from the back of the door and rip it out with a pair of pliers. Just be sure to take lots of pictures of how it looks before you take it apart and then it's super easy to get the spring and cam in the right place when putting it back together. by devandroid99 (Fri 3rd Dec 2021 7:41pm)
  • All over the greenhouse windows. by devandroid99 (Fri 3rd Dec 2021 8:00pm)
  • From where?! by devandroid99 (Sat 4th Dec 2021 12:14pm)
  • Aye, there's a stall at the fair, right at the back at the corner near the shitty American themed pub. Same side as the Glasvegan, near the fenced corridor to the gents. Can get Bailey's hot chocolate on the other side near the Tesco. by devandroid99 (Sat 4th Dec 2021 12:13pm)
  • Then won't you need a Jordanian company to arrange this? by devandroid99 (Sat 4th Dec 2021 3:30pm)
  • Have you asked the company if you can go in at the weekends? Even a limited pass that gets you into just a part of the building. by devandroid99 (Sat 4th Dec 2021 4:35pm)
  • The populist shower of shit currently in government wouldn't cure cancer if they thought your average gammon might be against it. by devandroid99 (Sat 4th Dec 2021 6:32pm)
  • Hogan's in Kilmarnock do one. by devandroid99 (Sat 4th Dec 2021 10:19pm)
  • Ask in r/ukpersonalfinance. That said, you pay the relevant rate for your entire combined income over both jobs. For example, if you make £40k in your first job, and £8k delivering food, you'll pay intermediate rate (21%) on the first £3 622 of the delivery job then higher rate (41%) on the remaining £4 378. These figures obviously exclude NI, but the same thing applies - it's your income as an individual and you could have two or twenty job, the tax system is applied across them all regardless. by devandroid99 (Sat 4th Dec 2021 10:17pm)
  • Someone mentioned an app the other day that trawls local gigs based on your Spotify account and lets you know they're on - what was it called? by devandroid99 (Sun 5th Dec 2021 10:37am)
  • Outstanding, appreciate it, ta. by devandroid99 (Sun 5th Dec 2021 11:34am)
  • Don't forget the extra calories you get to burn going to pick it up! by devandroid99 (Sun 5th Dec 2021 12:52pm)
  • Just write that in her chrsitmas card and tell her you're really doing her a favour. by devandroid99 (Sun 5th Dec 2021 4:43pm)
  • Millions? Really? Do you have a source for that number or did you just pull it out of your arsehole? by devandroid99 (Sun 5th Dec 2021 4:41pm)
  • All them crims from the EU flooding the market I'll bet. by devandroid99 (Sun 5th Dec 2021 4:39pm)
  • There's someone on Instagram called cat the seamstress who seems sound. by devandroid99 (Sun 5th Dec 2021 4:48pm)
  • So you mean "brown immigrants", not "refugees". by devandroid99 (Sun 5th Dec 2021 5:39pm)
  • I think I got some pineapple rum from Curious Liquids ages ago, and there were other flavours. Felt a bit bumped though as they were 50s, not 70s. by devandroid99 (Sun 5th Dec 2021 10:12pm)
  • https://westerdistillery.com/ That's the stuff. by devandroid99 (Mon 6th Dec 2021 10:17am)
  • I've never had my fucking house broken into by a Glasgow Uni student posting on Reddit, for Christ's sake. by devandroid99 (Mon 6th Dec 2021 10:21am)
  • You know what makes people miserable? Having their houses robbed and being mugged by people who don't give a fuck about anything but getting more drugs for themselves. Drug use doesn't make someone a junkie, there's plenty of folk with habits who don't fuck other people over to fund them. What makes someone a junkie is when they decide to completely opt out - openly deal in the middle of the city centre, shoot up in doorways, and rob, assault and murder other people for drugs. You're full of shit when you pretend this issue is about people using drugs to cope. It isn't, and everycunt knows it. by devandroid99 (Mon 6th Dec 2021 12:14pm)
  • Space hopper. by devandroid99 (Mon 6th Dec 2021 12:53pm)
  • Mug? Surely you mean "person with problematic language use"? by devandroid99 (Mon 6th Dec 2021 7:43pm)
  • See an awful lot fewer faces with scars on them than I used to when I first started coming to Glasgow about 15 years ago. by devandroid99 (Tue 7th Dec 2021 2:04pm)
  • See also: Goldschlager. by devandroid99 (Tue 7th Dec 2021 2:02pm)
  • About to rob a taxi driver. by devandroid99 (Tue 7th Dec 2021 2:06pm)
  • People who hate the SNP and also want independence aren't a rare breed. by devandroid99 (Tue 7th Dec 2021 2:05pm)
  • Are you tracking your calories on myfitnesspal? 8ve just got back into it properly, much the same situation as yourself by the looks of things, and calorie tracking and most importantly portion control is the best way to go imo. by devandroid99 (Wed 8th Dec 2021 6:08pm)
  • I did that round my bit. Was absolutely furious at having to do it, but gave me an enormous sense of righteousness and a cast-iron excuse to fire into the beers at 2 in the afternoon. by devandroid99 (Wed 8th Dec 2021 11:29pm)
  • You are the traffic, you cretin. If it breaks your heart that much then either change where you live or where you work. by devandroid99 (Wed 8th Dec 2021 11:32pm)
  • This has got to be a wind-up. by devandroid99 (Wed 8th Dec 2021 11:45pm)
  • Totally missed the point of what I said by pissing out the same old rubbish. You "have to use a car", but everyone else is "traffic", presumably taking to the roads at the same time as you just to wind you up. by devandroid99 (Thu 9th Dec 2021 10:11am)
  • If you're not taking the piss then your obsession with the perceived status a higher salary brings is probably very unhealthy. by devandroid99 (Thu 9th Dec 2021 11:01am)
  • Once the recipe is in once then you just weigh out the portion. I don't bother with vegetables or spices so it's really just carbs, fats and proteins. No more than 7 or 8 ingredients. by devandroid99 (Thu 9th Dec 2021 11:05am)
  • Annoyed and dumb. Yes. by devandroid99 (Fri 10th Dec 2021 3:30pm)
  • And only another 93 until they finish doing whatever the fuck it is they're going to do with his eponymous art school! by devandroid99 (Fri 10th Dec 2021 4:10pm)
  • Upvote for antiwork, downvote for use of "cuck." by devandroid99 (Fri 10th Dec 2021 4:44pm)
  • I did it. One of the bedrooms had a damp mouldy wall, the boiler was in a condemnable condition when we moved in, no smoke detectors. Stayed there two months then left. KPM were the agents for a family of well-known Finnieston slumlords. by devandroid99 (Fri 10th Dec 2021 5:23pm)
  • Not everything needs to be viewed through your yellow-lensed microscope, pal. by devandroid99 (Fri 10th Dec 2021 5:33pm)
  • The Corona became the butterfly and pig, and is now the Corona again - Finlay's is an old daytime pisshead looking place further up the road. by devandroid99 (Fri 10th Dec 2021 5:55pm)
  • Eat shit, you nasty wee cunt. by devandroid99 (Fri 10th Dec 2021 6:06pm)
  • What? There was nothing political about their statement, or mine. You brought politics into it - not every mention of a political figure is an attempt to score party points, sometimes it's just people using their name because they're acting in their professional capacity as minister for whatever. by devandroid99 (Fri 10th Dec 2021 6:19pm)
  • https://youtu.be/UzPh89tD5pA by devandroid99 (Fri 10th Dec 2021 8:10pm)
  • Have you got the link for the one in Waverley Gardens? by devandroid99 (Fri 10th Dec 2021 8:20pm)
  • Those new builds opposite Phillies are going for over a quarter of a million. by devandroid99 (Fri 10th Dec 2021 8:27pm)
  • I'd desxribe it as a bit more "I'm at my wits' end after two years of apparent mismanagement and general misery upon misery." by devandroid99 (Fri 10th Dec 2021 8:43pm)
  • Talk to the landlord about it, prevention is better than cure and all that. And I'd send an email in case they decide not to take action and try to shaft you for it. by devandroid99 (Fri 10th Dec 2021 8:40pm)
  • But if mismanagement got us to where we are now, and we could be doing better, then I'd say it's more like giving the same arsonist the fourth set of keys to burn down your fourth house. The M8 works as a motorway. Now for the record I know the situation would be an awful lot worse had we not had the restrictions, and I agree with them, but I can fully sympathise with people who have had enough. by devandroid99 (Fri 10th Dec 2021 9:30pm)
  • Bit arsey that. Why not just recommend one you like? by devandroid99 (Fri 10th Dec 2021 9:35pm)
  • Wouldn't want to take my chances when Skynet becomes sentient. by devandroid99 (Fri 10th Dec 2021 9:45pm)
  • Yeah. by devandroid99 (Sat 11th Dec 2021 5:25pm)
  • It's nothing to do with the factors and they won't give a fuck. by devandroid99 (Sun 12th Dec 2021 11:49am)
  • Yeah, been followed around in the kitchenware bit at the top of Fraser's like I'm going to stick a food processor or le creuset casserole down my trousers and sneak out with it. by devandroid99 (Sun 12th Dec 2021 2:19pm)
  • Got told off once by some big paramedic/first aider cunt with red hair and a beard, with a green rambo vest thing on who said they weren't going to let us in because we were "committing an offence by drinking in the street outside a licensed premises" He went and told the bouncer who couldn't have cared less. Compete jobsworth, and it wasn't even his job. The point of that was behave yourself in the queue outside. by devandroid99 (Sun 12th Dec 2021 11:29pm)
  • He's no a grass, just battered fuck out of it. by devandroid99 (Mon 13th Dec 2021 9:51am)
  • Between the church and the bowling green. 2 beds I think starting at 260k, god knows what the penthouses are going for. https://www.kelvinproperties.com/developments/waverley-park-shawlands/ by devandroid99 (Mon 13th Dec 2021 10:49am)
  • Be worth it to scream out at them on a weekend morning to keep the noise down. by devandroid99 (Mon 13th Dec 2021 12:43pm)
  • I'll have a word with Stephen Watson and get a coupla snipers posted on the roof. by devandroid99 (Tue 14th Dec 2021 10:18am)
  • "A beautiful tree wasn't hacked down for no reason". But one was displaced against its will to live a life of indentured servitude, dressed up in frivolous, gaudy livery for nothing more than the amusement of others. A fate worse than death, some might say. Have you no shame! by devandroid99 (Tue 14th Dec 2021 10:17am)
  • Nice wee cheap and cheerful Italian that. by devandroid99 (Tue 14th Dec 2021 10:22am)
  • Fine the cunts. Covert CCTV on well known fly tipping spots and hammer them with four and five figure fines and use that cash to tidy the place up. by devandroid99 (Tue 14th Dec 2021 10:21am)
  • https://www.instagram.com/p/CUYKj6DIXk-/?utm_medium=copy_link by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Dec 2021 8:42am)
  • Although their cheese isn't that luminous orange stuff any more, now it's a mix. Still good tho. by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Dec 2021 1:08pm)
  • The big bistro on West Regent Street. by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Dec 2021 1:06pm)
  • Aye, the big one with loads of seats and a cash machine. I was in there 2 or 3 weeks ago for a takeaway. by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Dec 2021 1:44pm)
  • Also, best shawarma wrap you'll get is at Kurdish street food on Allison street. Out of this world. by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Dec 2021 2:25pm)
  • You don't know how fucking boring my life is mate. by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Dec 2021 6:33pm)
  • Pitta bread definitely a better johnny than yoghurt. by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Dec 2021 6:29pm)
  • Quick way to getting told to go fuck your sister's arsehole. by devandroid99 (Sat 18th Dec 2021 3:44pm)
  • Of course they realise it stinks, that's why they're not smoking in their own house. by devandroid99 (Sat 18th Dec 2021 3:41pm)
  • I'd get a real, traditional spring mattress, my Eve went back and I'd send my Casper back too if they were still selling them in the UK. They both developed real big dips in the middle, never buying mattress in a box foam shite again. by devandroid99 (Sun 19th Dec 2021 3:35pm)
  • Just saw one in Shawlands Morrison's. by devandroid99 (Sun 19th Dec 2021 8:04pm)
  • Armadillol. by devandroid99 (Sun 19th Dec 2021 8:03pm)
  • Aye, thats a complete nonsense that. Ts and C's that could be displayed on a poster. by devandroid99 (Tue 21st Dec 2021 9:08pm)
  • I've got one, had no idea it would be anything more than the hum of the fan. by devandroid99 (Tue 21st Dec 2021 10:57pm)
  • Don't worry about it, there's supposed to be a hole in your sink to let the water out. Hope that helps. by devandroid99 (Tue 21st Dec 2021 11:43pm)
  • Biggest problem with GLA is the security queue. Queued out to the top of the escalators and less than half the magnetrons and x-ray machines open because they don't give a fuck and don't want to spend any more money than absolutely necessary. Edinburgh have a far better system. by devandroid99 (Tue 21st Dec 2021 11:42pm)
  • Like that "Going for an English" scene in Goodness Gracious Me. ["What's the blandest thing on the menu!"](https://youtu.be/H-uEx_hEXAM) by devandroid99 (Tue 21st Dec 2021 11:54pm)
  • Chakoo is owned by the same guy that owns the Mexican next door. Doesn't mean the cooks aren't the real deal mind, but the pedigree fails somewhat as far as ownership goes. by devandroid99 (Tue 21st Dec 2021 11:56pm)
  • Nothing calms me down like being chased down the street by two tonnes of screaming metal. by devandroid99 (Wed 22nd Dec 2021 4:11pm)
  • Woah bruh, you must be like super loaded. Bet you live in like a brand new flat and have a really expensive car. by devandroid99 (Thu 23rd Dec 2021 11:20am)
  • Drop down to 3G in the city centre and it'll speed up, too many phones crammed into three's shitty infrastructure. by devandroid99 (Thu 23rd Dec 2021 6:44pm)
  • Are you sure it's flies and not silverfish? by devandroid99 (Thu 23rd Dec 2021 6:42pm)
  • I honestly don't mind. by devandroid99 (Thu 23rd Dec 2021 6:46pm)
  • 148k deaths in the UK. by devandroid99 (Sun 26th Dec 2021 8:54am)
  • Roboprop. by devandroid99 (Sun 26th Dec 2021 9:24am)
  • RUDE! by devandroid99 (Sun 26th Dec 2021 4:25pm)
  • Thomas the Wank Engine. by devandroid99 (Sun 26th Dec 2021 4:24pm)
  • Yeah, it was worse without the vaccine, but unfortunately it's not yet vaccinated out of existence. There's still loads of people who could be killed by it. by devandroid99 (Sun 26th Dec 2021 7:52pm)
  • Aye, just show up for the easy bits and doss about and take the screaming piss until they sack you. by devandroid99 (Sun 26th Dec 2021 7:58pm)
  • With an 80-odd percent vax take-up rate it is, aye. by devandroid99 (Sun 26th Dec 2021 8:32pm)
  • [Duke's Umbrella](https://www.instagram.com/dukesumbrella/p/CUZspAJq-Nz/?utm_medium=copy_link) by devandroid99 (Sun 26th Dec 2021 9:01pm)
  • I've only eaten there once but the fish and chips was very good. Burger was a bit OTT though, don't think it needs a rarebit style cheese sauce. by devandroid99 (Sun 26th Dec 2021 10:01pm)
  • He sells fuck all in the way of food you can actually eat. by devandroid99 (Mon 27th Dec 2021 1:39pm)
  • Fucked if I know mate, been a couple of times and thought it was alright. by devandroid99 (Mon 27th Dec 2021 7:39pm)
  • She's a racist daftie. by devandroid99 (Tue 28th Dec 2021 2:48pm)
  • Is that right about being on a street without an MOT? I've a shit box parked on my street that looks abandoned, the MOT has run out but it's still insured. Who do I report it to to get it towed? by devandroid99 (Tue 28th Dec 2021 2:44pm)
  • More entertaining than that photo. by devandroid99 (Tue 28th Dec 2021 3:46pm)
  • Aye, my parents never did much in the way of partying or introducing me to music or gigs or nice stuff that's fun. by devandroid99 (Thu 30th Dec 2021 10:47am)
  • Nice one, just about to get started. by devandroid99 (Thu 30th Dec 2021 10:54am)
  • He was born in 93 you fucking idiot, you can hardly pan him for not going to all the no doubt spectacularly cool and welcoming raves you went to when he was 1 year old. by devandroid99 (Thu 30th Dec 2021 10:50am)
  • Felt like death the next day, then slept it off and was alright day after that. It was like a hangover mixed with a bad cold. by devandroid99 (Thu 30th Dec 2021 2:17pm)
  • Go for a wander about the neighbours, someone probably has too many. by devandroid99 (Thu 30th Dec 2021 2:16pm)
  • Wait until you hear who owns it! by devandroid99 (Fri 31st Dec 2021 3:53pm)
  • It'll be thousands - tradespeople are all packed at the minute and there's an enormous amount of work involved in redoing closes - massive surface area and it's not easy to safely and accurately paint the high walls on the stairs. For what it's worth I doubt you'll get a consensus from all owners for cosmetic work like this - I was in a similar situation and I knocked it back as the work wasn't essential and was grossly overpriced. by devandroid99 (Thu 6th Jan 2022 3:43pm)
  • That said, I doubt anyone will complain if you take a tin of varnish to the front door yourself. by devandroid99 (Thu 6th Jan 2022 3:45pm)
  • I've managed to take stuff back before by showing them the purchase on my phone banking app, some places will even swipe the card used to pay and check your purchases based on that. Go back in and have another crack with someone else, be polite and ask them to exchange it for you. by devandroid99 (Thu 6th Jan 2022 4:05pm)
  • You not confusing it with the jammie Wagon Wheels? by devandroid99 (Thu 6th Jan 2022 4:18pm)
  • Don't call them cowboys until Mr 35 quid gets it there in one piece. by devandroid99 (Thu 6th Jan 2022 4:39pm)
  • Driving Test Cancellations Now is the app I used I think. Worked a treat and handy for booking the practical as well as the backlog there is massive too. by devandroid99 (Thu 6th Jan 2022 4:41pm)
  • How does that work though, I thought you needed a valid licence number to be able to book a test? by devandroid99 (Thu 6th Jan 2022 4:40pm)
  • Everyone else here is right - he's not eligible and even if he hasn't registered for an exemption he can do so later and have it backdated - it's entirely on the two non-students. by devandroid99 (Thu 6th Jan 2022 5:15pm)
  • Get stuck into the wagon wheels, had some a couple weeks ago and they're as good as I remembered. by devandroid99 (Thu 6th Jan 2022 6:41pm)
  • Not here we don't. by devandroid99 (Thu 6th Jan 2022 11:26pm)
  • You didn't even say please. by devandroid99 (Thu 6th Jan 2022 11:32pm)
  • It's a post by the hospitality worker's union - legal action is usually taken by unions on behalf of groups of workers. by devandroid99 (Fri 7th Jan 2022 5:58pm)
  • How do you think he's paid for his tattoos? by devandroid99 (Fri 7th Jan 2022 5:56pm)
  • In local elections? Labour ran GCC better than the SNP could dream of doing. by devandroid99 (Mon 10th Jan 2022 12:03am)
  • The vast majority of it goes to landfill anyway, unfortunately. Glasgow's percentage of rubbish actually recycled is absolutely woeful. Now of course there's the argument of "well we should all be chipping in and doing our bit", but if it's a choice between overflowing bins in the fruitless hope of them actually being recycled and fucking it off into the green bin and not adding to the rat problem, I choose the latter every time. by devandroid99 (Mon 10th Jan 2022 12:01am)
  • Any criticism of The Party will be dealt with swiftly and harshly. The bins are emptied on time and always have been. by devandroid99 (Mon 10th Jan 2022 12:14am)
  • They did this to me about fly tipping i reported, I emailed every councillor for my postcode and it was resolved almost immediately. by devandroid99 (Mon 10th Jan 2022 4:40pm)
  • If you can afford a car you can afford to pay to park the fucking thing. by devandroid99 (Mon 10th Jan 2022 6:36pm)
  • Nothing to do with that, they just don't care. Very, very little of it gets recycled anyway so when they're really behind on collections the mask slips sometimes. by devandroid99 (Mon 10th Jan 2022 6:42pm)
  • Nice to see someone answering the question and not recommending something that's almost four times OP's stated max budget. by devandroid99 (Mon 10th Jan 2022 6:46pm)
  • You don't need a handle, you need a [closer](https://www.screwfix.com/p/smith-locke-series-3-overhead-door-closer-silver/399hr) by devandroid99 (Mon 10th Jan 2022 10:47pm)
  • Ah, see now, there's your mistake. Doesn't make sense to *you*, who presumably aren't a person who'd piss on their own grannies grave if there was a fiver in it somewhere for shareholders. by devandroid99 (Mon 10th Jan 2022 10:59pm)
  • Los patcherino! by devandroid99 (Wed 12th Jan 2022 2:54pm)
  • Bollocks you do. Prove it. by devandroid99 (Wed 12th Jan 2022 2:55pm)
  • Know several people who've been to court for tickets issued by a private company in Scotland. by devandroid99 (Wed 12th Jan 2022 6:03pm)
  • Tay House. by devandroid99 (Wed 12th Jan 2022 8:03pm)
  • How on earth am I supposed to Google if you personally know several people who've been to court for unpaid private parking tickets? by devandroid99 (Wed 12th Jan 2022 10:35pm)
  • Isn't that illegal? I thought you could sue for at least costs for that. by devandroid99 (Thu 13th Jan 2022 3:26pm)
  • https://www.sea-monkeys.com/ by devandroid99 (Thu 13th Jan 2022 3:25pm)
  • He was quite fucking happy to put his young, unvaccinated staff at risk in his desperation to throw his doors open. Lockdown didn't seem to hit him too hard as he's opening another venue. The cunt. by devandroid99 (Thu 13th Jan 2022 10:47pm)
  • https://youtu.be/tw429JGL5zo by devandroid99 (Thu 13th Jan 2022 10:54pm)
  • Volume and frequency aren't the same thing. by devandroid99 (Fri 14th Jan 2022 6:41pm)
  • If it's not.part of it I'd get a thermal survey with a flir camera done as well, make sure all your door and window seals are tight and the insulation has all been installed where it should be. by devandroid99 (Sat 15th Jan 2022 12:22am)
  • Do, or will, they (you) bring in vegetarian alternatives like Buck's have done? Jackfruit or seitan or whatever it is? I used to love fried chicken but don't eat meat any more. by devandroid99 (Sat 15th Jan 2022 1:07am)
  • Aye, Harrison Ford knocked on my door and handed me a stack of cash. by devandroid99 (Sun 16th Jan 2022 10:29am)
  • How is this in any way the same thing? by devandroid99 (Mon 17th Jan 2022 11:46am)
  • Problem is if someone else is a pure walloper and runs over Auntie Morag and shatters her pelvis (or worse), and it makes the local rag they'll come down on the lot like a tonne of proverbial shite by devandroid99 (Tue 18th Jan 2022 12:55am)
  • Tyranny. You can vouch. by devandroid99 (Tue 18th Jan 2022 9:04pm)
  • Have you studied English? by devandroid99 (Tue 18th Jan 2022 9:04pm)
  • Something that grumpy could only have been written whilst stuck on the cludgie, pissing out your arse. You been at the Best Kebabs mate? by devandroid99 (Tue 18th Jan 2022 9:39pm)
  • You might be green here but it's pretty much par for the course when you're on this site - everything you've posted is recorded and if you don't delete it I don't know what you're complaining fore when people read it. It's a fairway of browsing imo. by devandroid99 (Wed 19th Jan 2022 12:33am)
  • What a suspiciously convenient, accurate and specific coincidence. by devandroid99 (Wed 19th Jan 2022 12:30am)
  • Absolutely superb. by devandroid99 (Wed 19th Jan 2022 10:29am)
  • Yes. Park at home and take the train, the consulate is about a five minute walk from Waverley station. by devandroid99 (Wed 19th Jan 2022 10:34am)
  • You can potentially walk, it's a very short and direct route up Buchanan Street if you're all mobile enough. by devandroid99 (Wed 19th Jan 2022 11:19am)
  • You seem angry. Have you thought about taking up golf? by devandroid99 (Wed 19th Jan 2022 12:53pm)
  • Disgraceful response to that post yesterday about the city's poor, crumbling infrastructure. Everyone knows it's shit. Everyone moans about it. But when someone from outside the city mentions it they're told to "fuck off back to where you came from." by devandroid99 (Wed 19th Jan 2022 12:55pm)
  • "These are small. But the ones out there are far away." by devandroid99 (Wed 19th Jan 2022 7:38pm)
  • Where? by devandroid99 (Wed 19th Jan 2022 7:42pm)
  • Worst of both worlds, that. by devandroid99 (Wed 19th Jan 2022 9:57pm)
  • Goings on. by devandroid99 (Fri 21st Jan 2022 9:18pm)
  • The Nazis were socialist were they? Absolute clown. by devandroid99 (Sun 23rd Jan 2022 10:05am)
  • That's attitude is daft. If you don't ask, you don't get and if they're not presented with the opportunity to select you you'll never get picked. Fill out the forms and send CVs, there is literally nothing for you to lose. by devandroid99 (Sun 23rd Jan 2022 10:10am)
  • https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2020/02/05/right-needs-stop-falsely-claiming-that-nazis-were-socialists/ http://www.csun.edu/~vcmth00m/NazismSocialism.html https://www.yadvashem.org/odot_pdf/Microsoft%2520Word%2520-%25205941.pdf https://www.abc.net.au/religion/nazism-socialism-and-the-falsification-of-history/10214302 https://www.berlinjewish.com/nazis by devandroid99 (Sun 23rd Jan 2022 11:17am)
  • Hamburgers aren't made from ham. by devandroid99 (Sun 23rd Jan 2022 1:53pm)
  • Paid £4.75 for a pint in there once and the barman helped himself to my change from a fiver. Never been back. by devandroid99 (Tue 25th Jan 2022 8:05pm)
  • That's the council's job. by devandroid99 (Wed 26th Jan 2022 11:36am)
  • This was over a decade ago when you could get 2 freddos and still have change. Yes, I hold petty grudges. by devandroid99 (Thu 27th Jan 2022 8:21am)
  • Shoe. It's not quite a pole. by devandroid99 (Sat 29th Jan 2022 3:52pm)
  • Whitey Russians. by devandroid99 (Sat 29th Jan 2022 3:52pm)
  • Do I shag? Yes I do. by devandroid99 (Sat 29th Jan 2022 4:02pm)
  • r/fleshlights and you can stay in and don't need to pretend you're walking the dog. by devandroid99 (Sat 29th Jan 2022 4:19pm)
  • FLAT. by devandroid99 (Sat 29th Jan 2022 4:17pm)
  • Between yer maw's thighs. by devandroid99 (Sat 29th Jan 2022 9:01pm)
  • Does covid give you a snotty cock? by devandroid99 (Sat 29th Jan 2022 9:06pm)
  • If they're running a shuttle bus anyway you'd think they would tailor the times to suit the shift patterns. That said, many people are unable to drive for whatever reason and manage to get through life just fine. by devandroid99 (Sat 29th Jan 2022 9:15pm)
  • That's how he knows so much about the arse-shagging. by devandroid99 (Mon 31st Jan 2022 1:03pm)
  • I've not yet been but really like the look of the place. by devandroid99 (Tue 1st Feb 2022 2:56pm)
  • Don't contact the bank, as if she's a victim of fraud they could potentially have a way to wriggle out of paying as she's not kept her card safe - particularly if she doesn't realise it's lost and there's a substantial delay between you contacting them and her reporting it lost or stolen. by devandroid99 (Wed 2nd Feb 2022 7:19pm)
  • Truth be told I'm not sure that they can do that, just that they likely could if they wanted to. I am aware of stories of people who have used their cards on legitimate websites that weren't secure and been told by the bank that as a result of those transactions, other reported fraudulent transactions would not be reimbursed because they hasn't taken all necessary steps to ensure their card was used securely. I had my card stolen once and my PIN used to withdraw cash and I wasn't reimbursed as in the bank's (Co-operative) view I hadn't kept my PIN secure. by devandroid99 (Wed 2nd Feb 2022 7:58pm)
  • All I'm saying is, if there's a long delay between OP contacting the bank and the cardholder reporting it lost or stolen, maybe it's a cars they don't use very frequently, then that could potentially create doubts with the bank as to the authenticity of any claim by the cardholder. Best bet is to cut it up, throw it away, and forget about it. by devandroid99 (Wed 2nd Feb 2022 8:01pm)
  • Of course he will, he'll be heading right towards them. by devandroid99 (Thu 3rd Feb 2022 11:15pm)
  • They're drawn on four locks. by devandroid99 (Thu 3rd Feb 2022 11:55pm)
  • Cake. by devandroid99 (Fri 4th Feb 2022 11:00pm)
  • Sow. by devandroid99 (Fri 4th Feb 2022 11:19pm)
  • You were so genuinely concerned that instead of changing tack and trying to be more direct when that "Angela" nonsense didn't work you persisted, desperately trying to hammer home your point by gibbering to a succession of staff like you'd just suffered a stroke. by devandroid99 (Sun 6th Feb 2022 5:37pm)
  • Spoons? by devandroid99 (Sun 6th Feb 2022 5:41pm)
  • Delivery cyclists are, by and large, a fucking menace on the roads and the pavements. by devandroid99 (Sun 6th Feb 2022 5:49pm)
  • It's easy enough if you've got a chainsaw. by devandroid99 (Sun 6th Feb 2022 5:46pm)
  • Wonder if anyone would notice if you just put your own bench in? by devandroid99 (Sun 6th Feb 2022 5:50pm)
  • you bought a pint in a shop? by devandroid99 (Sun 6th Feb 2022 6:21pm)
  • I don't care how many Big Mac's are in the fella's bag when he's barreling past me from behind on Gordon Street or running over grannies on Buchanan Street. by devandroid99 (Sun 6th Feb 2022 9:20pm)
  • It was a joke about Orthodox Jews and their long sideburns, which could also be called forelocks. by devandroid99 (Sun 6th Feb 2022 11:29pm)
  • That's not pretentious at all. This whole "grateful just to have a job" bollocks is a race to the bottom that allows employers to exploit workers and silence people who speak out about mistreatment in the workplace. Good on you for trying to find somewhere that treats you like a human being - I can't really help but best of luck with it. by devandroid99 (Mon 7th Feb 2022 3:25pm)
  • Nobody would even notice you were by yourself. by devandroid99 (Mon 7th Feb 2022 10:00pm)
  • There was a portakabin in Pollok Park carpark near the swings that did them, but I don't know if it's still open. by devandroid99 (Mon 7th Feb 2022 11:54pm)
  • Gfast with Zen was costing me fifty quid a month. Customer service was excellent, I only moved to Vodafone because I didn't need the speeds and it's less than half the price. Would recommend Zen. by devandroid99 (Thu 10th Feb 2022 9:37pm)
  • Christ, you've dug in the archives to resurrect this post. by devandroid99 (Fri 11th Feb 2022 11:41am)
  • That sounds like a good idea, and I've got covid too so I'll echo the sentiment and do the same. by devandroid99 (Fri 11th Feb 2022 3:14pm)
  • It's not a sectarian thing in Aberdeen, it's a football based hatred. by devandroid99 (Fri 11th Feb 2022 6:27pm)
  • Get a payg sim and try it out. I've personally never had any real problems tho. by devandroid99 (Fri 11th Feb 2022 8:33pm)
  • Of course you would, this is mental. I'd absolutely want to make sure all that admin shit was taken care of whilst I could still be present to go and straighten it out with council tax exemption letters and passports and uni letters and whatever else they ask for as proof of ID and residency. by devandroid99 (Sun 13th Feb 2022 1:57am)
  • It was just fucking shit. I don't mind the piss taking and accents and all the rest of it, whatever, have at it. But it was such a mashup of complete tripe - poorly conceived, disjointed storyline with no sympathetic characters, no thread to the plot, very heavily reliant a couple of fight scenes that should have been in a Warner Brothers cartoon and were in no way comparable to that one in the pub in the first- just real drivel I'd have walked out of if I'd had anything else even vaguely pressing I needed to do that evening. by devandroid99 (Sun 13th Feb 2022 2:54am)
  • Was The Wizard of Oz prevalent in anti-witch rhetoric? by devandroid99 (Sun 13th Feb 2022 3:02am)
  • I mean, Scotland's victim complex has been heavily exacerbated since about 2011 or 2012. by devandroid99 (Sun 13th Feb 2022 3:01am)
  • You're being completely ridiculous. Propaganda by whom? To what end? It's a bad, light hearted comedy film that was poorly executed. There's a shit russian stereotype, a shit Scottish stereotype, a shit northern English working class salt of the earth stereotype, a shit African warrior stereotype, it's just a shit film but it clearly doesn't have an agenda. by devandroid99 (Sun 13th Feb 2022 10:04am)
  • How do you know they're highly invasive if no-one knows how many there are? Maybe there's only one. by devandroid99 (Sun 13th Feb 2022 12:15pm)
  • Linn Hifi started as a Glasgow company I believe, no? by devandroid99 (Sun 13th Feb 2022 12:21pm)
  • If you like the flat then go for it, I'd redact my NI number and employee number from the payslip though. There's nothing fishy about it, they've maybe just had time wasters or people who couldn't pay the rent. by devandroid99 (Sun 13th Feb 2022 12:30pm)
  • Aye, I'm sure they've got no idea what they're talking about... by devandroid99 (Mon 14th Feb 2022 2:10pm)
  • Scabby queen with the cards on the knuckles? Never called that hunt the cunt. by devandroid99 (Mon 14th Feb 2022 7:19pm)
  • I'm sure we used to call it both. by devandroid99 (Mon 14th Feb 2022 7:29pm)
  • Probably a shit portion size to make up for the horrendous cut the delivery companies take. by devandroid99 (Tue 15th Feb 2022 10:27am)
  • Berivan if you fancy a shawarma or falafel. by devandroid99 (Tue 15th Feb 2022 11:30am)
  • Yeah, it is. Would need to do a side-by-side to compare to Kurdish but there's very little in it either way. Think they're thin bread/wraps rather than bread. by devandroid99 (Tue 15th Feb 2022 2:29pm)
  • I like the bread at Kurdish and was a big fan of the shawarma plates back when I was eating meat. Allows you to control your ratios and mix the meal up a bit. I'm pretty sure bicarb adds crunch to the chickpeas, I make them myself with loads of coriander and parsley but none of the takeaways seem to have the high ratio of greenery I like. I remember Mrs Falafel as expensive for a wrap, but then that's the west end for you. Falafel to go is cheap and cheerful, and i like them toasted but it can make the salad soggy and they're obviously limited with the space they've got available. Yet to try Beirut Star but I'll give it a shot, cheers. by devandroid99 (Tue 15th Feb 2022 4:40pm)
  • Last time I bought any was from Tesco at St Enoch's, they were alright. by devandroid99 (Tue 15th Feb 2022 6:43pm)
  • I thought that review was a bit churlish. Unalome is what it is, there are loads of poncey restaurants like that and he should have reviewed it in a poncey-restaurant context, rather than just griping about the presentation and saying next to nothing about the food. by devandroid99 (Wed 16th Feb 2022 4:42pm)
  • Are they not playing again soon? Go full circle! by devandroid99 (Thu 17th Feb 2022 1:49pm)
  • BEST KEBAB! by devandroid99 (Thu 17th Feb 2022 4:19pm)
  • Big Muhammed will pump the bride and bar the groom. by devandroid99 (Thu 17th Feb 2022 6:00pm)
  • Is he asking you to marry him? by devandroid99 (Thu 17th Feb 2022 10:54pm)
  • Can't day I did, no. by devandroid99 (Fri 18th Feb 2022 12:16am)
  • You're joking. Fucks sake, I liked that place. by devandroid99 (Sat 19th Feb 2022 12:31am)
  • Heathen. by devandroid99 (Sat 19th Feb 2022 12:31am)
  • Do the deal in a police station car park. by devandroid99 (Sat 19th Feb 2022 5:07pm)
  • What a great organisation. Cheers for that, right up my street. by devandroid99 (Sat 19th Feb 2022 5:14pm)
  • Take in a big bag of sausage rolls and yum yums from Greggs for Susan Aitken. by devandroid99 (Sun 20th Feb 2022 11:12am)
  • Marrying someone else's wife would be a terrible decision. by devandroid99 (Mon 21st Feb 2022 11:12pm)
  • That last line mate... Outstanding. by devandroid99 (Wed 23rd Feb 2022 11:32am)
  • Actually, since I'm commenting... Was told by a very helpful guy in Tiso on Buchanan Street that there's supposed to be a pea-sized gap at the end of your fingers to stop your fingertips from directly touching the cold palm, insulates yer digits and keeps you that little bit warmer. I ended up with an absolutely blinding pair of toasty Rab gloves but the bloke in there was really good, so I'd recommend going in and seeing what they've got. by devandroid99 (Wed 23rd Feb 2022 11:39am)
  • The noise cuts right through my skull and I'm half dead, it must be absolutely horrible for a dog. Half deaf. Although probably half dead too tbh. by devandroid99 (Wed 23rd Feb 2022 11:44am)
  • Isn't the whole thing a tunnel? by devandroid99 (Wed 23rd Feb 2022 12:13pm)
  • Meh. Shaggers gonna shag. by devandroid99 (Wed 23rd Feb 2022 12:15pm)
  • Is there a way of getting a Spotify playlist of the tunes of the day back to inception? That'd be good. by devandroid99 (Thu 24th Feb 2022 10:46am)
  • So you're aware of the doctrine of MAD and still think it's a good idea to disarm? You'd prefer guaranteed unilateral destruction? by devandroid99 (Tue 1st Mar 2022 8:24pm)
  • It's neither here nor there whether they were for or against, I'm sure the people who discovered ebola weren't cheering it on either. The fact remains that whilst mutually assured destruction is the standoff that exists unilateral disarmament is incredibly foolish. by devandroid99 (Tue 1st Mar 2022 9:27pm)
  • If we'd banned all the guns in the country he could still be shooting people to this day, with police unable to get close enough to use their batons or pava or tasers. As it happens, we do permit a very small number of guns to be held in a very controlled way to try to ensure the safety of everyone. by devandroid99 (Tue 1st Mar 2022 9:45pm)
  • Are you advocating disarming the police as well? No, not like Jean-Charles de Menezes (lols), more like the London Bridge and Borough Market attackers. by devandroid99 (Tue 1st Mar 2022 10:04pm)
  • I know he didn't "discover" nuclear weapons, but you knew that and just wanted to score some particularly petty points. Yes, it's irrational, you're absolutely right, but an argument against MAD isn't an argument for one side to disarm. by devandroid99 (Tue 1st Mar 2022 10:01pm)
  • 117 km2 is an area, not a radius. A circle with an area of 117 km2 has a radius of 6.1 km, so nowhere near Carluke, probably not much further than Helensburgh. by devandroid99 (Tue 1st Mar 2022 10:14pm)
  • Why 100 MT? by devandroid99 (Tue 1st Mar 2022 10:29pm)
  • If they'd not mentioned price you'd have a point, but they don't want to spend a tenner which if you're getting anything more complicated than a sandwich is pretty much impossible these days. by devandroid99 (Wed 2nd Mar 2022 1:07pm)
  • It's good if you like your meat wrapped in a fucking duvet. by devandroid99 (Wed 2nd Mar 2022 1:12pm)
  • There's a fucking Gregg's in Bolivia after the waterfall before the eighth bend of the Amazon, ffs. If they don't know about Greggs there's no hope for them. by devandroid99 (Wed 2nd Mar 2022 6:01pm)
  • Hahahaha... Beating off. by devandroid99 (Wed 2nd Mar 2022 6:10pm)
  • I had problems cause by ear plugs, I bought a syringe (no needle) and irrigated my ears myself, kind of push pull push pull. Not as good as microsuction but you'd be disgusted at the ming that comes out and it solved the problems I was having with my hearing. by devandroid99 (Thu 3rd Mar 2022 3:48pm)
  • Absolutely list it alongside everything more formal that you've done. Put his contact details and the dates as you would with any other company. Also remember when writing your CV that you're selling yourself - you weren't cleaning, you were responsible for site hygiene and waste standards. You weren't an assistant, you were actively learning, understudying time-served professionals. And always highlight your commitment to safety. by devandroid99 (Thu 3rd Mar 2022 3:45pm)
  • Call the radio station and ask them. by devandroid99 (Thu 3rd Mar 2022 3:52pm)
  • CCCD&GS by devandroid99 (Thu 3rd Mar 2022 4:06pm)
  • I'd agree with the other poster, don't need exact dates, just put "seasonal, year to year". Put your father's name and don't mention he's your father. If anyone asks why you're not working with him tell them this is something you want to do by yourself. You don't need to offer up every piece of information. Don't lie (unless you really know what you're doing, but that's maybe for a few years down the line) but don't be too honest and give them an info overload either. by devandroid99 (Thu 3rd Mar 2022 4:47pm)
  • Rang a wee bell at me like I was a leper and told me to "drink up". by devandroid99 (Thu 3rd Mar 2022 5:15pm)
  • Good luck with it mate! If you want to remove your personal info and fire the text over I can proof read it if you like, I work in a vaguely similar industry. by devandroid99 (Thu 3rd Mar 2022 9:33pm)
  • There's no such thing as a verbal assault, and even though a McDonald's car park is privately owned it is still a public place so OP's nemesis could potentially be charged with offences under the RTA. by devandroid99 (Sun 6th Mar 2022 11:00pm)
  • That's only Scottish Wideos. by devandroid99 (Tue 8th Mar 2022 12:27am)
  • Not true! You can get it to London from Aberdeen which is far worse. by devandroid99 (Tue 8th Mar 2022 12:47am)
  • A month maybe, there's no way it's £500 a week. by devandroid99 (Tue 8th Mar 2022 12:47pm)
  • I've heard that there are Uber whatsapp groups of drivers notifying each other - and I've just found [this](http://www.surgeapp.org/) so I'd be amazed if it wasn't true. Anecdotally, I've seen low fares bounce around for ages and had higher ones accepted quickly when surge pricing is on. by devandroid99 (Tue 8th Mar 2022 12:46pm)
  • It was possibly Robinson's, but depending on your budget there's a company in Aberdeen that make amazing mattresses called [Glencraft](https://glencraft.luxury/) by devandroid99 (Tue 8th Mar 2022 1:15pm)
  • Do you live near a pure gym? I'm not currently in Glasgow but can send you my code so you can go in for a shower. by devandroid99 (Thu 10th Mar 2022 5:29pm)
  • Does this work for business leases for cars as well? by devandroid99 (Fri 11th Mar 2022 12:43pm)
  • "Bad fuel" - mate, it all comes from the same refineries and is distilled to the same ISO standards. Fancier fuels can have detergents, antiknock agents, acetone or what have you, but there's no such thing as "bad fuel" unless it's a bad batch. by devandroid99 (Fri 11th Mar 2022 12:49pm)
  • Your first point is accurate, your second isn't. BP sell the supermarkets their petrol, they get first refusal on what to sell and where it comes from. by devandroid99 (Fri 11th Mar 2022 12:45pm)
  • "Bad fuel" - mate, it all comes from the same refineries and is distilled to the same ISO standards. Fancier fuels can have detergents, antiknock agents, acetone or what have you, but there's no such thing as "bad fuel" unless it's a bad batch. by devandroid99 (Fri 11th Mar 2022 12:50pm)
  • It takes time as the HRs are based on the land registry entries, which I believe are now going to be updated more quickly after sales so in time this year it should start to slow down. by devandroid99 (Fri 11th Mar 2022 10:24pm)
  • Fuck all on worth seeing east of Dennistoun. by devandroid99 (Sun 13th Mar 2022 10:22pm)
  • Sometimes people like to study things for the beauty of studying them. People may want to connect to their historical or adopted heritage by learning a new language. by devandroid99 (Mon 14th Mar 2022 1:15am)
  • Glasgow's not abroad, silly. by devandroid99 (Mon 14th Mar 2022 10:44am)
  • Piss in a tray, freeze it, then slide the frozen piss under her door. by devandroid99 (Mon 14th Mar 2022 10:41am)
  • Found_the hard cunt. by devandroid99 (Tue 15th Mar 2022 5:25pm)
  • Yeah. Last guy above me was a guitar teacher and I never heard anything. New people seem to stomp about from room to room with fucking ice skates on and they're both solicitors, not Torville and Dean. Haven't complained either and don't intend to, part of living in a flat but it can be mind-blowing the noise they make sometimes just going about their business. by devandroid99 (Thu 17th Mar 2022 9:08am)
  • How could you tell the difference? by devandroid99 (Sat 19th Mar 2022 8:36am)
  • From where? by devandroid99 (Sat 19th Mar 2022 3:39pm)
  • Please don't burn a big square in the grass in a park. by devandroid99 (Sat 19th Mar 2022 3:44pm)
  • Morrison's, I think, or try some of the cash and carrys. by devandroid99 (Sat 19th Mar 2022 3:50pm)
  • Fuck off. by devandroid99 (Sun 20th Mar 2022 8:46pm)
  • The Fererro Rocher of the fish and chip world. by devandroid99 (Mon 21st Mar 2022 1:17am)
  • Hes an annoying prick, that's all I know. by devandroid99 (Mon 21st Mar 2022 10:09pm)
  • Fucks sake. by devandroid99 (Tue 22nd Mar 2022 10:54am)
  • Yeah. That wee kiosky bit is really nice. by devandroid99 (Tue 22nd Mar 2022 11:19pm)
  • Beware! That way lies the doom. by devandroid99 (Wed 23rd Mar 2022 12:12am)
  • Christ almighty, is there any need for that sort of naming and shaming? That's some real born-again bullshit that is. by devandroid99 (Thu 24th Mar 2022 12:25pm)
  • What was the outcome? by devandroid99 (Thu 24th Mar 2022 12:30pm)
  • ScotRails's WhatsApp is 07555 012345, you'll get a quick response on there. by devandroid99 (Thu 24th Mar 2022 12:58pm)
  • Not tried baked yet, but it looks absolutely fantastic. by devandroid99 (Sat 26th Mar 2022 10:24am)
  • That's £7.50 a fucking pint. by devandroid99 (Sat 26th Mar 2022 10:23am)
  • Every tenement has 2s for them. by devandroid99 (Sat 26th Mar 2022 12:13pm)
  • It's called a violumpet. by devandroid99 (Sun 27th Mar 2022 3:02pm)
  • It's an in incredibly serious breach of taxi rules that will have them losing their licence quicker than you can say "where d'you wanna go love?" by devandroid99 (Mon 28th Mar 2022 12:54am)
  • Sofa.com will do 0pc tick and my corner has been good, had to go back because the material was bleached by the sun through the window but they were good about it and the replacement has been magic so far. by devandroid99 (Mon 28th Mar 2022 12:58am)
  • I want to see the toaster that keeps bread hot for years. by devandroid99 (Tue 29th Mar 2022 11:08am)
  • President spreadable has started appearing in more and more shops and it's banging. by devandroid99 (Tue 29th Mar 2022 11:10am)
  • Rancid patter. by devandroid99 (Thu 31st Mar 2022 9:46pm)
  • More like a patter sommelier. by devandroid99 (Thu 31st Mar 2022 9:56pm)
  • But that's exactly what OP is looking for, a day out in the pub. It only matters if you care. by devandroid99 (Sun 3rd Apr 2022 10:35am)
  • Then they're supposed to parachute someone in who knows how to run a shipyard and give them the team and resources they need to do so, not just shovel more money on the bonfire. by devandroid99 (Tue 5th Apr 2022 12:52am)
  • So they can do no wrong and shouldn't be scrutinized? Good grief. by devandroid99 (Wed 6th Apr 2022 9:50am)
  • RBS have a coin counting machine that's free if you have an account there. I don't think there's a sign up saying they charge commission if you don't have an account, so they'd likely just give you notes for the chit rather than count out the same coins you put in. by devandroid99 (Wed 6th Apr 2022 2:03pm)
  • You've made up criticism from hypothetical people with your "damned if they do, damned if they don't" argument, and completely disregarded reality - there are dozens of shipyards with competent management all over the world that manage to turn a profit, in some cases enormous profits. If they had to absolutely buy the yard then they should have poached someone from one of these businesses. If the yard was going under then they should have let it, the Scottish government isn't and shouldn't be in the business of ship building. Wasting hundreds of millions of pounds that could have been better spent on other projects to benefit more and for a greater public good than the 300 whose jobs were temporarily (that yard will close as soon as the ferries are out) saved at Ferguson's to score political points with Glaswegian working class voters was utter folly. by devandroid99 (Wed 6th Apr 2022 3:59pm)
  • The BP at Pollokshaws Road will be getting them soon. by devandroid99 (Thu 7th Apr 2022 9:56am)
  • https://www.glasgowairport.com/at-the-airport/airport-services/priority-security/#read-more by devandroid99 (Thu 7th Apr 2022 10:45am)
  • https://instagram.com/mongoosethedapper?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Haven't been here yet but I've intended to for ages. by devandroid99 (Thu 7th Apr 2022 5:52pm)
  • No bikes in the close! by devandroid99 (Fri 8th Apr 2022 12:43pm)
  • It's a lot better than having to meet up to discuss roof repairs and a new lock for the close door. by devandroid99 (Fri 8th Apr 2022 6:43pm)
  • Where's she coming from? Could it possibly be a better idea to pick her up a stop before Queen Street? by devandroid99 (Sat 9th Apr 2022 9:20pm)
  • Appleflappen! Wonderful name. by devandroid99 (Sun 10th Apr 2022 10:13pm)
  • Fucking swanning around the wake, telling everyone "oh, I didn't want to misjudge the situation so I left my Ferrari at home, just a little too flashy dontyouknow." by devandroid99 (Mon 11th Apr 2022 8:55am)
  • Spot on. by devandroid99 (Mon 11th Apr 2022 1:09pm)
  • Fuck me, that's a brutal way of doing it! by devandroid99 (Tue 12th Apr 2022 4:49pm)
  • Did a manitee? Is that like a donkey show? by devandroid99 (Wed 13th Apr 2022 1:09pm)
  • Fair play to you, I thought it was hilarious tbh. I'd have been all over it if I wasn't away. by devandroid99 (Thu 14th Apr 2022 1:18pm)
  • Get fucked, you prick. You can wait until the end of the month for your money like everybody else. by devandroid99 (Thu 14th Apr 2022 5:35pm)
  • Disgraceful. by devandroid99 (Thu 14th Apr 2022 8:27pm)
  • Wonder if it was Jon Worboys in his early days? by devandroid99 (Thu 14th Apr 2022 11:03pm)
  • It's not "bad" bad, but it's shite bad. by devandroid99 (Thu 14th Apr 2022 11:01pm)
  • How about "mate, I'm knackered and I've got a banging headache so I'm not in the mood to talk." by devandroid99 (Thu 14th Apr 2022 11:11pm)
  • https://youtu.be/g4sj9N3WYQo by devandroid99 (Fri 15th Apr 2022 4:18pm)
  • Sounds like you took yourself to the Ivy, love. by devandroid99 (Tue 19th Apr 2022 3:12pm)
  • 2014 is only 8 years ago. Things haven't changed sufficiently that the threats that existed then are impossible now. by devandroid99 (Thu 21st Apr 2022 8:35am)
  • How's it a scam? He already had what he wanted without giving a story, it's not a scam to share your troubles. by devandroid99 (Thu 21st Apr 2022 8:57am)
  • Everyone's got a story. by devandroid99 (Thu 21st Apr 2022 9:14am)
  • You said it sounded made up you fuckwit. by devandroid99 (Thu 21st Apr 2022 9:38am)
  • No, never have. by devandroid99 (Wed 27th Apr 2022 10:04am)
  • Why not just get one of your mates to do it? by devandroid99 (Fri 29th Apr 2022 9:45am)
  • Actually, the law very much makes it the right of a cyclist to cycle safely and appropriately for road and traffic conditions. If this means obstructing traffic then that is also their right. by devandroid99 (Sat 30th Apr 2022 9:09am)
  • Shité. by devandroid99 (Sat 30th Apr 2022 12:55pm)
  • no they cant. by devandroid99 (Mon 2nd May 2022 9:39am)
  • Jesus Christ. by devandroid99 (Mon 2nd May 2022 12:18pm)
  • Away you go. Just sit at the table with a stranger you big soft shite. by devandroid99 (Wed 4th May 2022 12:33pm)
  • Bet it's got pride of place on the bookshelf next to unread copies of Ulysses and Crime & Punishment, tho. by devandroid99 (Thu 5th May 2022 2:52pm)
  • Cabs at the rank don't have a choice. by devandroid99 (Thu 5th May 2022 6:33pm)
  • If the ten quid comes from my pocket to pay for the table then it is directly comparable to the tenner that only reaches my pocket after the queen, the bank, GCC and my utilities providers have all had their cut. by devandroid99 (Thu 5th May 2022 11:57pm)
  • It is absolutely infuriating, and done by selfish cunts. They'll kick in the banisters to get the bike and then everyone needs to pay for the repairs. by devandroid99 (Fri 6th May 2022 11:16am)
  • Kurdish in Govanhill mate, and no amount of gentrification or Sunday Times "Britain's Trendiest" lists will change that fact. by devandroid99 (Sat 7th May 2022 11:06am)
  • Strathbungo is west of Pollokshaws Road, all day long. by devandroid99 (Sat 7th May 2022 12:37pm)
  • Strathbungo is the block between Moray Place and Pollokshaws Road and the BP and Nithsdale. by devandroid99 (Sat 7th May 2022 8:40pm)
  • https://youtu.be/dGP98zuyNUc by devandroid99 (Tue 10th May 2022 12:01am)
  • Madha is the one to go to then. by devandroid99 (Tue 10th May 2022 9:31am)
  • It should, but the problem is it's a seller's market at the moment. They're all out the door with work, so there's not much of an incentive to knock back a big job that will make them loads of money for a wee one that'll make them less. by devandroid99 (Tue 10th May 2022 12:12pm)
  • Loads of requests for colouring on here, search and pick one. Hair's hair. by devandroid99 (Tue 10th May 2022 12:16pm)
  • Was he not absolutely out his trumpet on sniff the whole time? by devandroid99 (Fri 13th May 2022 7:03pm)
  • What about if we take the piss out of junkies and nutters, can we at least get a wee pat on the back for consistency? by devandroid99 (Fri 13th May 2022 7:05pm)
  • Sold for 17.5% over the home report in 4 days, it's extremely competitive out there. by devandroid99 (Sat 14th May 2022 10:31pm)
  • Frank's pizza and subs is very highly rated. by devandroid99 (Tue 17th May 2022 9:44am)
  • That you Carnie? by devandroid99 (Wed 18th May 2022 12:39am)
  • Why not just take the kids to the giant green space you live near? by devandroid99 (Wed 18th May 2022 12:53am)
  • You can sell your flat without the fire alarms. by devandroid99 (Wed 18th May 2022 12:52am)
  • "Hi, I'm looking to burn a load of old truck tyres in the garden and was wondering if anybody here had it done and could recommend the smelliest tyres to burn? Cheers." by devandroid99 (Wed 18th May 2022 12:58am)
  • London eye at sunset was worth the money. Might struggle with sunset at this time of year though. Dungeon was also fun and that was tight next to it. by devandroid99 (Wed 18th May 2022 12:12pm)
  • Never mind the test kit, if they're actually feeding the flat then get the fuckers ripped out and replaced. They might be alright now but poisonous a couple of years, better to do it on your own terms now and not later on when you're desperate. Could also make the flat harder to sell down the line. by devandroid99 (Wed 18th May 2022 9:23pm)
  • I wonder how much they'd save doing away with most of those stupid disposable RFID tickets and smart cards by sticking it all on an app instead. by devandroid99 (Thu 19th May 2022 5:06pm)
  • Move to Octopus, I believe they're regarded as the best and you can enter your meter readings daily if you like for up-to-date billing. by devandroid99 (Thu 19th May 2022 6:59pm)
  • A letter from his mum and a box of Quality Street should do it. by devandroid99 (Thu 19th May 2022 10:08pm)
  • I obviously don't know your personal circumstances, but I'd suggest you can do the research yourself. Check out the UK personal finance sub. IFAs are only really useful if your circumstances are complicated. by devandroid99 (Fri 20th May 2022 1:38pm)
  • HMRC by devandroid99 (Sun 22nd May 2022 1:17pm)
  • Should surgeons be paid more than waiters? by devandroid99 (Sun 22nd May 2022 1:28pm)
  • If inequality penalises dour cunts who make that rub off on my lunch then I'm all for it. by devandroid99 (Sun 22nd May 2022 1:27pm)
  • I've had hundreds of piano lessons and the thing still sits there doing fuck all. by devandroid99 (Sun 22nd May 2022 1:41pm)
  • I was going to say Stan Smith but I'll accept your answer. by devandroid99 (Sun 22nd May 2022 1:52pm)
  • They'll soon have three. by devandroid99 (Sun 22nd May 2022 2:04pm)
  • Surgeons don't pay any money for their education in Scotland. Are you American? Are you suggesting students should be paid surgeon's wages? by devandroid99 (Sun 22nd May 2022 2:13pm)
  • I just want to have a nice lunch. It's performance-related pay, hardly a new concept. Your hypothetical single mum will have a much better time of it if she helps people have a good time and makes more in tips. by devandroid99 (Sun 22nd May 2022 2:15pm)
  • Hahahaha. by devandroid99 (Sun 22nd May 2022 6:00pm)
  • https://pirc.scot/ by devandroid99 (Tue 24th May 2022 10:45am)
  • You'd be fine. You may even be quicker taking the direct bus from Buchanan Street station - it can use the bus lanes tog et out of the city and no need to find a park at the other end. I think a return is about fifteen quid. by devandroid99 (Tue 24th May 2022 4:37pm)
  • It does and it's a ballache at that hotel/skypark place and the BP, but it's scheduled for 57 minutes I think so even adding 50pc onto that you're only an hour and a half. by devandroid99 (Tue 24th May 2022 5:28pm)
  • Load of shite, just get another aerial guy in. That one just didn't want the work. by devandroid99 (Tue 24th May 2022 5:41pm)
  • maps.google.com by devandroid99 (Tue 24th May 2022 11:22pm)
  • eddiecuthroat by devandroid99 (Wed 25th May 2022 12:28pm)
  • It's up to you. If you think you're doing the guy a solid and he deserves it for his honesty then hats off to you - you'll feel good about yourself as well and can't put a price on that. by devandroid99 (Wed 25th May 2022 12:25pm)
  • Man the barricades! This bourgeois, queue-skipping cunt needs clapped in irons and introduced to Mdme Guillotine immediately! by devandroid99 (Wed 25th May 2022 11:01pm)
  • All lights are not emitting different wavelengths constantly and it is almost certainly not anything wrong with OP - epilepsy, anxiety, x-ray vision or otherwise. Jfc. by devandroid99 (Thu 26th May 2022 3:53pm)
  • The point is that the colour temperature of a given lamp remains constant unless that lamp or its power source has some kind of fault or variance, which is almost certainly what's happening here. There is such a thing as "pure white", but even that will vary on the Kelvin colour scale from manufacturer to manufacturer and lamp to lamp. They've said here that the colour temperature of a given source was varying, it's almost certainly an issue with the power supply or lamps rather than the neurological condition you seem eager to armchair-diagnose them with. by devandroid99 (Thu 26th May 2022 5:07pm)
  • I don't think I said what I think you think I said. by devandroid99 (Thu 26th May 2022 5:41pm)
  • Starter culture is a complete fucking rip-off. by devandroid99 (Mon 30th May 2022 11:59am)
  • Where's good for a big, healthy sit-down salad lunch? by devandroid99 (Mon 30th May 2022 11:56am)
  • One of the houses that look on to Maxwell Park. by devandroid99 (Mon 30th May 2022 12:04pm)
  • I used to live on Holland Street. It was so urban and gritting seeing people have the fuck kicked out of them at the taxi rank every night, real life is so vivid! by devandroid99 (Mon 30th May 2022 12:02pm)
  • Didn't know there was one up there, cheers. by devandroid99 (Mon 30th May 2022 12:22pm)
  • A dust-up is alright, but it wasn't that hot watching a guy get glassed, then when he was lying on the street the bloke picked up a handful of glass, lifted his head up and slapped him in the face with it. by devandroid99 (Mon 30th May 2022 3:24pm)
  • See, you said what they said but with more unnecessary, pontificating fucking shite added on. by devandroid99 (Wed 1st Jun 2022 12:33am)
  • Get a shawarma wrap from lazord street food on Howard Street. by devandroid99 (Wed 1st Jun 2022 4:44pm)
  • Nine inches is 228.6 mm. by devandroid99 (Wed 1st Jun 2022 4:45pm)
  • FYI hesgoal dot teevee and search for sky sports main event. by devandroid99 (Wed 1st Jun 2022 7:25pm)
  • The old crimson balloon knot. by devandroid99 (Sat 4th Jun 2022 4:18pm)
  • There's a toilet in the bus station. It's paid for, but just hop the barrier. by devandroid99 (Wed 8th Jun 2022 6:24pm)
  • Asked for a quote from somewhere with kangaroo in the name. They called me, gave me a price over the phone, then told me they don't email quotes when I told them I was busy and wanted it in writing. I ended up storing it at a mates, but I'd avoid the kangaroo people. by devandroid99 (Wed 8th Jun 2022 6:20pm)
  • You can buy acid off the dark web with absolutely no bother at all. by devandroid99 (Wed 8th Jun 2022 6:26pm)
  • Folk love talking about new underground lines but it's so incredibly expensive it'll never happen. by devandroid99 (Wed 8th Jun 2022 6:25pm)
  • I wasn't even interested in fighting them against each other, I was just having a beer with a couple of mates and didn't want to be on the phone. by devandroid99 (Wed 8th Jun 2022 7:53pm)
  • Fucking hell, you gave them money after reading all that graphite diamond nonsense? by devandroid99 (Thu 9th Jun 2022 11:25am)
  • If we're allowed to still feel hard done by about the Highland clearances then I'm alright if they want to claim their wee bit of the country as well. by devandroid99 (Thu 9th Jun 2022 10:02pm)
  • It is, unless the kids were able to throw the stone at about 3 500 mph. by devandroid99 (Fri 10th Jun 2022 12:45pm)
  • It was called the Luchador, and they've done a very hasty rebrand to try to distance themselves from the toxicity that was associated with them after the recent posts about unsafe working conditions, unpaid pension contributions and a load of other dodgy shit. That said, if you don't like it, don't spend your money there. He's free to make his silly doodles of whatever he wants, and you're free to ignore them. [Honestly, who the fuck cares?](https://tiltedkilt.com/) by devandroid99 (Fri 10th Jun 2022 12:55pm)
  • Aye, I know, macmerry 2000 or whatever they're called. All I meant was that bar in particular was called the Luchador. by devandroid99 (Fri 10th Jun 2022 2:45pm)
  • I get what being insensitive to a culture could be, with lazy, racist, cartoonish stereotypes, but I don't see how taking something you like from Mexico, bringing it to Scotland, and then saying "check this out, it's really cool" is in any way insensitive unless you're looking for something to be "horrified and embarrassed" by. by devandroid99 (Fri 10th Jun 2022 4:18pm)
  • My old man was out there working and a guy from the office asked him if he wanted to come chill at the house for the evening, watch a dvd, have a beer and dinner. He went along and the guy plonked him in front of the telly, put a dvd on and proceeded to answer work emails from his laptop the whole time. Absolutely insane. by devandroid99 (Fri 10th Jun 2022 5:15pm)
  • But the pub isn't in America, it's in Scotland. by devandroid99 (Fri 10th Jun 2022 8:29pm)
  • In the world where they're getting all their food from a meal prep service! by devandroid99 (Sat 11th Jun 2022 9:45am)
  • Funny how you've embellished that story with details about busses that aren't there. by devandroid99 (Sat 11th Jun 2022 11:56am)
  • God knows how many fit-for-purpose housing units you could build for the cost of converting the briggait into a handful of flats. by devandroid99 (Sat 11th Jun 2022 12:19pm)
  • Converting an a-listed building into flats is extremely expensive, any work needs to be done in accordance with a raft of rules and in sympathy with the way in which the building was originally built. If individuals want to pay over the odds for listed buildings then that's up to them, but it's an irresponsible use of public money, particularly at a time when there's a chronic lack of social housing. by devandroid99 (Sat 11th Jun 2022 12:23pm)
  • What's pathetic is being so up your own arse that you think that people listing lots of sensible reasons wby what you're saying is impractical is an attack, then jumping on some fucking class-warrior blood red charger and telling them to go back to "the west end". by devandroid99 (Sat 11th Jun 2022 12:59pm)
  • I'm not sure that they work any more, I think the dvsa put some barrier in on their site to stop the apps from working. by devandroid99 (Sat 11th Jun 2022 1:07pm)
  • As long as all the food is AUTHENTIC and RESPECTFUL I'll allow it. by devandroid99 (Sat 11th Jun 2022 1:14pm)
  • Maybe a ten pound coin from the post office? by devandroid99 (Sat 11th Jun 2022 11:28pm)
  • I doubt you'd need a guarantee for a gas cooker, they're just valves and a piezoelectric igniter. I'd get one from gumtree, that's where I sold my old one and it was working absolutely fine when I got rid of it. by devandroid99 (Sun 12th Jun 2022 12:32pm)
  • The Harry potter one at locked in was really good and all. by devandroid99 (Sun 12th Jun 2022 5:48pm)
  • Is that the new rhyming slang for nobbys? by devandroid99 (Sun 12th Jun 2022 5:49pm)
  • It was class, have fun. by devandroid99 (Sun 12th Jun 2022 6:36pm)
  • OP, just go anywhere these two fannies aren't. by devandroid99 (Mon 13th Jun 2022 9:30pm)
  • Not a scam, I just got two tickets. Oh ye of little faith! by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Jun 2022 7:04pm)
  • I just got 2. by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Jun 2022 7:06pm)
  • Absolutely stoked that post about the Ed Sheeran tickets was legit! by devandroid99 (Thu 16th Jun 2022 10:04am)
  • Do you pick up the dog shit with your bare hands? Or do you leave it there and you're the cunt that's caused them to leave the poison out? by devandroid99 (Thu 16th Jun 2022 11:04am)
  • They've played a blinder on that one tbf. Misdirection that Putin would applaud. by devandroid99 (Thu 16th Jun 2022 11:49am)
  • *wideon. by devandroid99 (Thu 16th Jun 2022 12:28pm)
  • To be fair, that sounds like a perfect reason for them not to have a train station. by devandroid99 (Thu 16th Jun 2022 6:04pm)
  • The security at Edinburgh airport shits all over Glasgow, it's a real embarrassment that nobody's implementing their systems. by devandroid99 (Thu 16th Jun 2022 6:07pm)
  • Rejected for texting while driving. by devandroid99 (Thu 16th Jun 2022 6:14pm)
  • No swearing in this subreddit mate. by devandroid99 (Thu 16th Jun 2022 10:46pm)
  • I've genuinely never heard it's a stereotype. by devandroid99 (Fri 17th Jun 2022 7:17am)
  • I thought it was pretty funny tbf. Just goes to show the difference in how it's thrown vs how it's caught. by devandroid99 (Fri 17th Jun 2022 8:16am)
  • Bullshit. by devandroid99 (Fri 17th Jun 2022 9:27am)
  • Can you BYODogshit? by devandroid99 (Fri 17th Jun 2022 12:59pm)
  • Scab. by devandroid99 (Sat 18th Jun 2022 9:37am)
  • Are you Australian? by devandroid99 (Sat 18th Jun 2022 12:15pm)
  • I'm no IT guy but I think that would require a shitload more work. They'd need to send a message from the bus to their server then their server to your phone. That's much more complicates than a passive QR code. I think if they did it with NFC it would be a lot easier, but when have First ever done anything to make it easier for the poor bastards that use their service and pay their wages? by devandroid99 (Sat 18th Jun 2022 12:30pm)
  • I don't doubt it, I just thought it a rather peculiarly niche product to be sold in Glasgow! by devandroid99 (Sat 18th Jun 2022 12:38pm)
  • Pay is absolutely, firmly in the hands of the government and has been from the day they took ownership. by devandroid99 (Sat 18th Jun 2022 2:06pm)
  • These ones don't, the last ones did. by devandroid99 (Sat 18th Jun 2022 7:34pm)
  • Yeah. After there'd been disruption that cancelled 700 trains a day. Why did they let it get to that? by devandroid99 (Sun 19th Jun 2022 12:34pm)
  • Seems reasonable enough to me if they don't know what or where Pollok Park is. They might know the names of the adjacent streets and the stops and landmarks but the park itself may have nothing to do with the route of the bus. by devandroid99 (Sun 19th Jun 2022 3:38pm)
  • "Here mate, do you go past Davey's gaff?" by devandroid99 (Sun 19th Jun 2022 6:37pm)
  • Who gives a fuck? They're not stealing their business - there's no Piece on the southside, strange brew are out the door and the other mob are in London. by devandroid99 (Sun 19th Jun 2022 7:19pm)
  • I only drink pints of coffee. by devandroid99 (Sun 19th Jun 2022 7:17pm)
  • Pay disputes don't have to get to service cancellations and threats of ballots. by devandroid99 (Sun 19th Jun 2022 7:24pm)
  • Now called Oscars, another brunchy sort of place. by devandroid99 (Sun 19th Jun 2022 7:23pm)
  • That is what I meant. by devandroid99 (Mon 20th Jun 2022 1:29pm)
  • "No, but I'll suck your cock for a bag of Maltesers." by devandroid99 (Mon 20th Jun 2022 7:50pm)
  • Do it off your own back, start a blog so you've got something to show publications when you go to them looking for work. You're not going to get anywhere showing up and telling them you reckon you'd be really good at something if you've not put the graft in to prove your ability. by devandroid99 (Mon 20th Jun 2022 10:48pm)
  • How is the scheduling for it? Do you need to work every week or could you pick and choose your hours? by devandroid99 (Mon 20th Jun 2022 10:53pm)
  • No, YOU are the sole and exclusive cause of the problem. by devandroid99 (Tue 21st Jun 2022 7:19pm)
  • I'd always loved Ichiban but last time I went there I got fried pig or chicken skin in my vegetarian meal. by devandroid99 (Tue 21st Jun 2022 7:22pm)
  • [One of these as long as you leave it in the packet.](https://www.toolstation.com/woven-polybag/p87127) by devandroid99 (Wed 22nd Jun 2022 2:54pm)
  • If you use a VPN when you sign up you can select your country as India or Argentina apparently, it'll cost you under a quid a month. by devandroid99 (Wed 22nd Jun 2022 3:19pm)
  • It's like they want American tourists to open accounts. by devandroid99 (Wed 22nd Jun 2022 3:20pm)
  • I'd probably try to do it via an incognito desktop browser. by devandroid99 (Wed 22nd Jun 2022 4:29pm)
  • Just take it bold as brass when they're up on the forks, you're quitting anyway. by devandroid99 (Wed 22nd Jun 2022 10:17pm)
  • You don't know what you're talking about. by devandroid99 (Thu 23rd Jun 2022 10:42am)
  • "Please do not contact us in the meantime". Fucking cheeky cunts, you've got people's hard earned dough! by devandroid99 (Thu 23rd Jun 2022 4:27pm)
  • You'd best have a thick skin if you want to be a stripper. by devandroid99 (Thu 23rd Jun 2022 4:33pm)
  • There's eight flats in my tenement. At a guess of saving a hundred quid a year that's a £12.50 saving per flat, and installation would be what, £500 a flat? So 40 years to recoup the cost, and that's before there are any problems with it. by devandroid99 (Thu 23rd Jun 2022 4:32pm)
  • They were alright during lockdown tbf. Fucked one of my orders up but put it right the next day. by devandroid99 (Fri 24th Jun 2022 10:49am)
  • Looking?! Right at you!? The horror! They're clearly unaware of your high-born superiority and absolute and ancient right of access to all walkways, paths, shortcuts and motorways throughout the land. Get yourself right to fuck. by devandroid99 (Fri 24th Jun 2022 10:47am)
  • Ah see. Now technically he was a slider, not a skier. by devandroid99 (Fri 24th Jun 2022 1:05pm)
  • There's no membrane between the motorway and woodlands to deaden the sound and trap the shite that comes from the cars though, is there? by devandroid99 (Fri 24th Jun 2022 1:28pm)
  • It's a motorway issue. They're ugly, noisy, they stink and pollute. They cost a fortune. They're dangerous and take up huge tracts of land that could otherwise be put to better use. by devandroid99 (Fri 24th Jun 2022 5:52pm)
  • The bouncers there seem to be real old-school scum, aggresively flirting with young lassies and telling stories about battering folk while their pals double park their modded cars outside the door and they all stare at you like they want to kick your head in for having the audacity to want to go in to a pub for a drink without wearing a short skirt. by devandroid99 (Tue 28th Jun 2022 10:59am)
  • Nobody's said it yet? Well I'm not going to. by devandroid99 (Tue 28th Jun 2022 11:43am)
  • I'm using a company called Alpha pack and go. They're charging the same for a move with packing and furniture dismantling/building as others were charging just for the move. Hasten to add I've not used them yet but everything so far has seemed alright. by devandroid99 (Tue 28th Jun 2022 5:12pm)
  • Qantas fly from Heathrow direct to Perth twice a day. by devandroid99 (Wed 29th Jun 2022 1:10am)
  • Search the sub, loads of posts. I recommended alpha pack and go, based on my interactions with them so far they seem alright but I've not used them yet. by devandroid99 (Wed 29th Jun 2022 6:25pm)
  • Outstanding username. by devandroid99 (Thu 30th Jun 2022 9:14pm)
  • Fuck the scum. JFT96 by devandroid99 (Fri 1st Jul 2022 3:45pm)
  • Just open an RBS account. Alternatively, you could chance your luck and just feed the thing, they'd have to give you your money as I can't imagine they're allowed to keep cash that's inadvertently put in. by devandroid99 (Fri 1st Jul 2022 3:51pm)
  • Don't know about the rest, but the one in Shawlands prints you a chit that you take to the cashier. by devandroid99 (Fri 1st Jul 2022 8:09pm)
  • I thought it was cancelled because they were worried there'd be serious disorder if it was allowed to go ahead? by devandroid99 (Sat 2nd Jul 2022 12:50pm)
  • I'm not intimidated by one fat, bald 70 year old but I'm pretty intimidated by thousands of the cunts. by devandroid99 (Sat 2nd Jul 2022 6:14pm)
  • Sits in the house in his pants surrounded by cans and overflowing ashtrays, the miserable fuck. by devandroid99 (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 9:04am)
  • Last time I was in Max's it was full of fucking idiots screaming their heads off and the bouncers were arseholes. Not going back late night again. by devandroid99 (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 9:00am)
  • Whatever you do, don't blame the incumbent adminiStratioN, eh Pal? by devandroid99 (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 1:50pm)
  • I'm actually in the Ally Arms with my knitted jumper, dog and pals, you tadger. by devandroid99 (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 4:38pm)
  • A chode pizza. by devandroid99 (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 5:54pm)
  • Nah. It's because he was vehemently anti-lockdown, desperate to keep his places open in the face of all the science that contradicted his pov, whilst happy to put his young staff in the firing line of the virus. Pleading poverty and opening up new venues just screams greed to me. by devandroid99 (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 5:53pm)
  • Cheers for asking, I was just away to Google that. by devandroid99 (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 6:01pm)
  • Probably explains why all the junk mail is rectangular. by devandroid99 (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 6:21pm)
  • I think the requrements for testing were different between the two. You can only count the cases you know you have. by devandroid99 (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 6:19pm)
  • NabisSmoker. Do you, like, smoke weed and that? Fucking hell man, that's sound. by devandroid99 (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 6:42pm)
  • Autotrader by devandroid99 (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 6:40pm)
  • What? It's about as legitimate a reason as you could give, and certainly more concise than "something doesn't add up". by devandroid99 (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 6:47pm)
  • Fucking hell mate. My point was that we were testing more, so we'd find more cases of covid. If the testing regimen weren't the same then using the restrictions as a variable is useless. by devandroid99 (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 8:03pm)
  • DELETED Jesus, that's a fucking reach. by devandroid99 (Mon 4th Jul 2022 3:58pm)
  • Shared Addis Ababa. by devandroid99 (Tue 5th Jul 2022 10:46pm)
  • The mods were deleting heaps of posts and got loads of shit for that so now the pendulum has swung the other way. by devandroid99 (Tue 5th Jul 2022 10:52pm)
  • I worked at two of them, it was fucking mental. Never seen such a bunch of drunken hoors in your life. by devandroid99 (Tue 5th Jul 2022 11:43pm)
  • Somebody wants some evidence destroyed! by devandroid99 (Wed 6th Jul 2022 12:07pm)
  • The Corona has died an absolute death. by devandroid99 (Wed 6th Jul 2022 12:11pm)
  • Aye, but that was an empty lot for years and years. by devandroid99 (Wed 6th Jul 2022 8:25pm)
  • Nope. It's going to be a Lush. by devandroid99 (Sat 9th Jul 2022 1:18am)
  • Depends if you've just woken up or not been to bed yet. by devandroid99 (Sun 10th Jul 2022 8:40am)
  • If someone threw a handful of shit at me and tried to claw my eyes out for walking past their pram it might test my patience a little bit. by devandroid99 (Sun 10th Jul 2022 9:08am)
  • That sounds class, where did you get it from? by devandroid99 (Sun 10th Jul 2022 9:17am)
  • A little over 3 months. by devandroid99 (Tue 12th Jul 2022 10:24pm)
  • Probably GDPR if they're copying dowm addresses used in the performance of their role for purposes unconnected to delivering meals. There would be no confidentiality or accountability and they'd not be stored securely once they're written on a McDonald's napkin and stored in his glovebox. by devandroid99 (Thu 14th Jul 2022 8:41am)
  • Show us a photo of your fusebox. by devandroid99 (Thu 14th Jul 2022 9:53pm)
  • Have you tried up above the streets and houses? by devandroid99 (Thu 14th Jul 2022 9:51pm)
  • Sounds class. How little? Like Little Tykes Cozy Coupe, or Micro Machines. You must feel like a giant! by devandroid99 (Thu 14th Jul 2022 10:37pm)
  • Username doesn't check out. by devandroid99 (Fri 15th Jul 2022 4:08pm)
  • Sounds very basic but have you tried changing the bulbs? by devandroid99 (Fri 15th Jul 2022 4:08pm)
  • That was what I had planned for my place, big heavy curtain top to bottom. by devandroid99 (Fri 15th Jul 2022 5:33pm)
  • You need a licence to watch any live broadcast television, not just BBC channels. by devandroid99 (Sat 16th Jul 2022 6:45pm)
  • So the guy likes a wank, big deal. by devandroid99 (Sun 17th Jul 2022 1:25pm)
  • Clean your own fucking close, that's not the council's responsibility. by devandroid99 (Sun 17th Jul 2022 8:08pm)
  • Depends on the bags. Branded ones are paid for collection services, normal bin bags are put there by bastards. by devandroid99 (Sun 17th Jul 2022 8:08pm)
  • I think they open them and pour half bins in together to save themselves a trip, but it leaves the place covered in shite. by devandroid99 (Sun 17th Jul 2022 8:11pm)
  • They're bastards and all. by devandroid99 (Sun 17th Jul 2022 8:49pm)
  • Well, yes, that's the point. The sweat cools you down more than the tea heats you up. by devandroid99 (Mon 18th Jul 2022 2:49pm)
  • I remember that one, they buried him up to his neck in roasting hot sand then they all pished in his moo. by devandroid99 (Mon 18th Jul 2022 5:02pm)
  • Is longer grass more difficult to sit on than shorter grass? by devandroid99 (Tue 19th Jul 2022 11:52am)
  • Fair point. by devandroid99 (Tue 19th Jul 2022 8:41pm)
  • No it doesn't because we're not at a fucking arms show nor are we guns and ammo subscribers. We've all seen armed cops and we all know what those wee machine guns they carry look like. by devandroid99 (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 6:12pm)
  • What's your pronoun, "cunt"? by devandroid99 (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 6:15pm)
  • Wee China in mount florida is solid as fuck Chinese. by devandroid99 (Sat 23rd Jul 2022 10:31am)
  • Curious to know what this is in reference to now. by devandroid99 (Sat 23rd Jul 2022 10:37am)
  • You only notice pissed people when you're sober, once you're four drinks in it's all just a flowing rabble. General rule of thumb is if you can remember it you're grand. by devandroid99 (Sat 23rd Jul 2022 10:52am)
  • Don't do both at once. by devandroid99 (Sat 23rd Jul 2022 10:49am)
  • Aye, that's the first thing I look out for when I'm travelling as well, clues as to the local authority's strategem to counteract and deter the local tagging crews. by devandroid99 (Sat 23rd Jul 2022 10:56am)
  • Do you think the pilot would be flying a faulty helicopter? by devandroid99 (Sat 23rd Jul 2022 11:47pm)
  • That was a faulty pilot. by devandroid99 (Sun 24th Jul 2022 8:44am)
  • [Fake it 'til you make it, buddy.](https://www.verywellmind.com/imposter-syndrome-and-social-anxiety-disorder-4156469#:~:text=Impostor%20syndrome%20%20refers%20to,perfectionism%20and%20the%20social%20context.) by devandroid99 (Mon 25th Jul 2022 4:08pm)
  • Second John Lewis, they're brilliant for curtains when the sale is on. by devandroid99 (Tue 26th Jul 2022 12:51am)
  • But not more important than her actually being helped. Fuck me, would you deny a drowning man a life ring? by devandroid99 (Tue 26th Jul 2022 10:04pm)
  • Key word there being "vulnerable", daftie. by devandroid99 (Wed 27th Jul 2022 8:02am)
  • No danger, I'd rather be home and in my scratcher. Train is 50 minutes plus 25 for the tram, airport bus is under an hour. by devandroid99 (Fri 29th Jul 2022 6:36pm)
  • Ooooh, gottem! Watch out guys, we've got an intellectual heavyweight here! by devandroid99 (Sun 31st Jul 2022 1:45pm)
  • I've been in heaps, they're unpleasant as fuck and I wish I'd never been in any. I applaud anyone who has never been in a punch-up, it's a better way to live your life than being a plastic tough guy. by devandroid99 (Wed 3rd Aug 2022 1:04am)
  • And here's you waving your arsehole card around. by devandroid99 (Wed 3rd Aug 2022 5:41am)
  • I'd recommend going from Edinburgh to Dunfermline for a look around the abbey and a ride over the forth rail bridge. by devandroid99 (Sat 27th Aug 2022 2:17pm)
  • True. by devandroid99 (Sat 27th Aug 2022 7:09pm)
  • "vroom vroom, I'm hard as fuck me." by devandroid99 (Sat 27th Aug 2022 9:05pm)
  • So is your argument that everyone should be living on the bread line? by devandroid99 (Tue 30th Aug 2022 11:02pm)
  • I'm not specifically talking about the bin men, I'm talking about your completely utilitarian take that if people get pay rises goods cost more so everyone pays more so people shouldn't get pay rises. My argument is that people withhold their labour to get a deal commensurate with their importance to the fucntion of society. by devandroid99 (Wed 31st Aug 2022 12:30am)
  • What's the alternative then? Ban striking? Legislate that people must work? There's a word for that... by devandroid99 (Wed 31st Aug 2022 1:08am)
  • Ok, so energy bills are five grand a year. Everyone gets a highly skilled degree or trade and can afford everything they want. Now who empties the bins? by devandroid99 (Wed 31st Aug 2022 8:20am)
  • It was a hypothetical. The price cap is forecast to hit over six and a half grand next April. But I suppose folk should just sit in the dark and be happy with their lot, eh? by devandroid99 (Wed 31st Aug 2022 5:51pm)
  • "Everyone else's farts are disgusting, but the authentic, artisan southside farts I release smell like Chanel number 5." by devandroid99 (Wed 31st Aug 2022 11:35pm)
  • My projector was ceiling mounted, 4 screws, just get a multi pack of different sizes good quality Rawl plugs and long screws. Toggle bolts won't work. by devandroid99 (Sun 4th Sep 2022 12:59am)
  • What's the make and model and we can take a look at the manual and what it comes with to fit it. One of the things about ceiling mounting the screen is it's going to be awkwardly high. It might be worth wall mounting it lower down if you're able. by devandroid99 (Sun 4th Sep 2022 7:21pm)
  • Bollocks. Vows of celibacy and control over congregations' sex lives attracts absolute fucking wronguns. by devandroid99 (Tue 6th Sep 2022 11:34pm)
  • You could get the train. It's like the subway, but on the ground. by devandroid99 (Sun 11th Sep 2022 2:14pm)
  • https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/details/ships/shipid:3380256/mmsi:311001141/imo:9172777/vessel:AMBITION by devandroid99 (Mon 12th Sep 2022 9:13am)
  • Snitches get Sixes. by devandroid99 (Mon 12th Sep 2022 9:37am)
  • The Arly. by devandroid99 (Fri 16th Sep 2022 1:32pm)
  • Staying in the halls round there? by devandroid99 (Fri 16th Sep 2022 1:31pm)
  • Edwins from Fat Buddha. by devandroid99 (Fri 16th Sep 2022 9:45pm)
  • Levi's are cheap shite. by devandroid99 (Sat 17th Sep 2022 10:09am)
  • I've a few pairs of Japanese raw denim - the quality is out of this world, I'd recommend trying some out. They last for years and years and take a crotch repair well. by devandroid99 (Sat 17th Sep 2022 10:10am)
  • Yeah, you should be able to get the non-selvedge stuff online for less than a ton - keep an eye on jeanstore, cultizm and urban industry. by devandroid99 (Sat 17th Sep 2022 2:06pm)
  • David Lloyd Rouken Glen if you've got the dough, Glasgow Life if you don't. by devandroid99 (Sat 24th Sep 2022 5:21pm)
  • Are you taking the piss. The busses are shit and completely extortionate, and it's got nothing to do with the Tories. by devandroid99 (Mon 26th Sep 2022 8:12am)
  • Hold on, we need answers to the really important issue here - were you on the couch or did you get a stinky willy? by devandroid99 (Mon 26th Sep 2022 10:22pm)
  • Early morning patsys. by devandroid99 (Tue 27th Sep 2022 4:01pm)
  • Only ever had to do that once, fortunately it was winter so I grabbed a handful of snow to wipe my arse. A really refreshing experience, would shite in snow again. by devandroid99 (Sat 1st Oct 2022 10:33pm)
  • Nope. Bramble a little further down the road, or Lobo if you want something a little more substantial, but BC is a greasy spoon. by devandroid99 (Wed 5th Oct 2022 10:13pm)
  • Clock's ticking, they're shutting down. by devandroid99 (Wed 5th Oct 2022 11:20pm)
  • What's your budget? I used to book a car service, Xec Worldwide, who were decent and always showed up. Even came last minute for me once when I made an arse of my dates coming back to Glasgow. Fancy motors, more expensive than a taxi but more reliable. by devandroid99 (Fri 7th Oct 2022 6:37pm)
  • I think I was 25 or 30 to shawlands in a 5 series. by devandroid99 (Fri 7th Oct 2022 8:15pm)
  • https://www.elaineclaire.co.uk/ by devandroid99 (Sat 8th Oct 2022 9:43pm)
  • I'll take all six tickets please. by devandroid99 (Mon 10th Oct 2022 12:28pm)
  • I'd just pay it myself to avoid the hassle. by devandroid99 (Wed 19th Oct 2022 5:36pm)
  • Can't normally handle any food after a couple of equis like but to each their own. by devandroid99 (Wed 19th Oct 2022 7:07pm)
  • I believe ScotRail have a legal obligation to offer space for bikes on all services. by devandroid99 (Fri 21st Oct 2022 11:29pm)
  • Haha, I remember being in an indoor rowboat years ago and passing a bottle of poppers from the front to the back. Good times. by devandroid99 (Sun 23rd Oct 2022 11:29am)
  • Thrabbits. by devandroid99 (Sun 23rd Oct 2022 3:00pm)
  • You could try speaking to the MNTB for clarification, it's them that set the entry standards for cadetships. by devandroid99 (Wed 26th Oct 2022 10:38pm)
  • I'd ask them myself. I've found the MCA to be quite accomodating sometimes. Sometimes it's like banging your head against a brick wall. by devandroid99 (Thu 27th Oct 2022 8:54am)
  • I could absolutely see someone having some time off and nothing to do and going to look at some big fuckoff pumpkins. by devandroid99 (Thu 27th Oct 2022 3:05pm)
  • At home. by devandroid99 (Fri 28th Oct 2022 5:49pm)
  • Train tickets don't guarantee a seat at all. by devandroid99 (Wed 2nd Nov 2022 11:35am)
  • Cunt doesn't appreciate my musical performances. by devandroid99 (Fri 4th Nov 2022 11:26pm)
  • https://www.amazon.co.uk/Hello-Cloud-Collapsible-Lightweight-Traveling/dp/B08JYKG28X/ref=asc_df_B08JYKG28X/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=500779883685&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=6766992737595178924&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9046886&hvtargid=pla-1278904451508&psc=1 by devandroid99 (Mon 7th Nov 2022 12:48pm)
  • So who would make loads of money out of it? by devandroid99 (Sat 12th Nov 2022 7:24pm)
  • Who cares? There's no way of proving it so treating customers with suspicion and interrogating them as to their whereabouts prior to their journey is absolutely mental jobsworth behaviour. by devandroid99 (Wed 16th Nov 2022 9:21am)
  • https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/liverpool-busker-confronted-by-angry-woman-rescued-by-supportive-scousers_uk_57861403e4b0daae46faa6ca This is him, no? I mind seeing a Facebook post years ago after those cunts has a go at him saying he'd given a load of homophobic abuse to a couple of guys just walking down the street. by devandroid99 (Wed 16th Nov 2022 8:58pm)
  • Tell that to sauchiehall street... by devandroid99 (Tue 22nd Nov 2022 7:10pm)
  • There's a burned-out ruin that's killed about 20pc of the city centre though! by devandroid99 (Wed 23rd Nov 2022 10:19pm)
  • But they're not talking about your area, they're talking about Shields. by devandroid99 (Thu 24th Nov 2022 2:05pm)
  • And to the political discourse. The pavlovian tory-bashing for all the incumbent administration's failings is really a masterclass in disinformation and bullshittery. by devandroid99 (Thu 24th Nov 2022 10:14pm)
  • How on earth are you blaming the Tories for Police Scotland's performance - a fully devolved matter since the last millennium. by devandroid99 (Thu 24th Nov 2022 10:10pm)
  • Of course that's a timed slot. Between 0001 and 0900. by devandroid99 (Sun 27th Nov 2022 3:27pm)
  • How much did they cost each? I'm looking to get mine done in Edinburgh but will possibly use a Glasgow company to save me from paying mental east coast prices. by devandroid99 (Sun 27th Nov 2022 3:36pm)
  • Was that for whole new windows or just to get double glazing panes in your existing ones? by devandroid99 (Sun 27th Nov 2022 3:34pm)
  • Cheers, that's not as insane as I thought they might be. A pal of mine paid £2500 for a new window so I've been dreading it. A project for next summer I think. by devandroid99 (Sun 27th Nov 2022 7:01pm)
  • "Yet", haha. by devandroid99 (Thu 1st Dec 2022 4:14pm)
  • Always like your travel and transport updates. Respect. by devandroid99 (Fri 2nd Dec 2022 2:14pm)
  • Epilepsy. by devandroid99 (Fri 2nd Dec 2022 2:12pm)
  • I can't decide who I hate more, GCC, or the people who moan about GCC. by devandroid99 (Fri 2nd Dec 2022 3:13pm)
  • Don't need a licence to get a blue badge. by devandroid99 (Fri 2nd Dec 2022 4:18pm)
  • Poke yer suggestion, the powers that be have decided that people with epilepsy can be eligible for blue badges. If that's not good enough, then we'll go with blindness. by devandroid99 (Fri 2nd Dec 2022 10:15pm)
  • Where was this? by devandroid99 (Mon 5th Dec 2022 4:58pm)
  • Rates are set by the council, unfortunately they don't make more money the fewer taxis there are otherwise there would be more people doing it. by devandroid99 (Thu 8th Dec 2022 8:39pm)
  • Only insofar as there's less time waiting doing nothing. They can't charge more per mile or minute the way an unregulated market would allow them to. I'm not saying taxi prices shouldn't be regulated, just that an increase in rates to attract more drivers would be a good thing. Anecdotally you can read it here, people just walk or find a other means of transport so there are fewer journeys being made overall. by devandroid99 (Thu 8th Dec 2022 9:40pm)
  • The building as converted? I wonder if that would mean the neighbours would need it installed as well? by devandroid99 (Tue 13th Dec 2022 10:40pm)
  • Then maybe post conversion the building would no longer contain flats or maisonettes as it would be a single dwelling? by devandroid99 (Wed 14th Dec 2022 12:18am)
  • Denoms? by devandroid99 (Wed 14th Dec 2022 5:28am)
  • Can't die of respiratory illnesses if the cold kills you first! by devandroid99 (Wed 14th Dec 2022 10:52am)
  • What qualifies you to make the statement in your second and third sentences? by devandroid99 (Wed 14th Dec 2022 10:52am)
  • Which one? by devandroid99 (Wed 14th Dec 2022 10:58am)
  • So, bugger all then. by devandroid99 (Thu 15th Dec 2022 2:07pm)
  • It'd fucking plop right out and slither down his trouser leg. by devandroid99 (Thu 22nd Dec 2022 9:33pm)
  • If you think that's bad you should smell under my foreskin. by devandroid99 (Fri 23rd Dec 2022 10:13am)
  • If you wear a uniform at work you may be able to claim the cost of laundering it back. https://www.gov.uk/guidance/job-expenses-for-uniforms-work-clothing-and-tools#:~:text=You%20can%20claim%20tax%20relief%20on%20flat%20rate%20expenses%20if,need%20to%20do%20your%20job by devandroid99 (Mon 2nd Jan 2023 8:36pm)
  • Did you ever get this back? by devandroid99 (Mon 2nd Jan 2023 11:09pm)
  • What a load of shit. There's no way these cunts are living that hand-to-mouth that they can't pay for a tank or two of petrol to get caught up. They can wait for their money like everyone else, and pay taxes on it too the bastards. by devandroid99 (Tue 3rd Jan 2023 12:43am)
  • RIP :( by devandroid99 (Tue 3rd Jan 2023 9:25am)
  • S1homes.com by devandroid99 (Tue 3rd Jan 2023 4:17pm)
  • Nobody would though because it's unimaginative, tawdry shite. by devandroid99 (Thu 5th Jan 2023 11:09pm)
  • The drivers don't drive? So how do the trains start and stop moving? by devandroid99 (Sat 7th Jan 2023 7:29pm)
  • Thoughts and prayers Hun xxx by devandroid99 (Mon 9th Jan 2023 9:16pm)
  • How are they arseholes? I quite like them. by devandroid99 (Tue 10th Jan 2023 2:59pm)
  • Source for claim landlord is liable? by devandroid99 (Tue 10th Jan 2023 4:37pm)
  • "How do I sit down?" by devandroid99 (Tue 10th Jan 2023 8:24pm)
  • The charge in Scotland is culpable homicide, attempted murder is England and Wales. by devandroid99 (Thu 12th Jan 2023 4:05pm)
  • Aye, righto, mistyped that. by devandroid99 (Thu 12th Jan 2023 5:29pm)
  • Attempted murder should be sentenced the same as murder. Still tried to do it, but you just didn't manage. by devandroid99 (Thu 12th Jan 2023 7:25pm)
  • Ask to see their licence to trade, if it defines a pitch then they're telling you the truth and if it doesn't (which will be the case) then tell them to go fuck themselves. by devandroid99 (Wed 18th Jan 2023 6:18pm)
  • Please don't refer to me as "nearly half a century" "old". by devandroid99 (Wed 18th Jan 2023 6:24pm)
  • And the burger van mysteriously burns to the ground. by devandroid99 (Wed 18th Jan 2023 10:04pm)
  • What's "similar" to a gloryhole? Afaik they're a fairly specific, niche phenomenon. by devandroid99 (Sat 21st Jan 2023 12:14pm)
  • REAL MEN LIKE GETTIN PISSED AND SHAGGIN BURDS! by devandroid99 (Sat 21st Jan 2023 12:16pm)
  • I believe the preferred nomenclature is "wee cunts". by devandroid99 (Sat 21st Jan 2023 12:24pm)
  • Extracting maximum profit =/= providing best service. by devandroid99 (Sat 21st Jan 2023 8:12pm)
  • Of course you can. First were a gift from the taxpayer who utilised old monopolies on routes to strangle the market and cash in, you're living in a dream if you think successful companies need to be good at what they do. by devandroid99 (Sun 22nd Jan 2023 8:43am)
  • Jesus fucking Christ, that's a reach and a half. by devandroid99 (Sun 22nd Jan 2023 10:29pm)
  • Nobody did, and nobody ever will. by devandroid99 (Sun 22nd Jan 2023 10:30pm)
  • When did "due diligence" become such a buzzword for supercilious wankers? by devandroid99 (Sun 22nd Jan 2023 10:47pm)
  • Was she a decent ride at least? by devandroid99 (Mon 23rd Jan 2023 11:17pm)
  • Nope, if the train shows up I'm getting on it. No queues on an underground platform. by devandroid99 (Wed 25th Jan 2023 2:35pm)
  • I met plenty folk in Glasgow with opinions on Edinburgh who'd never even been. by devandroid99 (Sat 28th Jan 2023 5:46pm)
  • Serengettae. by devandroid99 (Sat 28th Jan 2023 10:29pm)
  • I've got one that came with a recipe book. You still need to fry up things like onion and garlic so there's negligible benefit to a pot and stick blender imo. Don't think I've ever used it for soup. by devandroid99 (Mon 30th Jan 2023 4:46pm)
  • No it doesn't. by devandroid99 (Tue 31st Jan 2023 11:31am)
  • Can you go and ask the Sikhs? They seem pretty sound. by devandroid99 (Tue 31st Jan 2023 11:11pm)
  • I like it how one swan is going one way, and the other one is going the other way. by devandroid99 (Sat 4th Feb 2023 1:50am)
  • It's just a new stop on an existing line, nothing like the hundreds of millions a rail link to GLA would cost. by devandroid99 (Sat 4th Feb 2023 2:05am)
  • £43 quid for a car's worth of folk to get to the airport and back is an absolute fucking nonsense. It's nothing but opportunistic profiteering to take the piss out of people who haven't rented a car. by devandroid99 (Sat 4th Feb 2023 10:24pm)
  • Hahaha, you tuck your shirt in. by devandroid99 (Sat 4th Feb 2023 11:23pm)
  • Welsh rarebit. by devandroid99 (Sun 5th Feb 2023 1:41pm)
  • Take it down and scrape them off, if it's just normal emulsion water should soften it up if they can't be chipped. by devandroid99 (Sun 5th Feb 2023 2:43pm)
  • I think it's up to £7k interest free for 5 years. Have called them twice and they've been brand new both times, took a wee while but worth the effort. by devandroid99 (Mon 6th Feb 2023 8:47am)
  • The autobahns are all cobbled. by devandroid99 (Tue 7th Feb 2023 1:23pm)
  • The one in Edinburgh is a ferry. The government are pulling a fast one telling it's a cruise ship. by devandroid99 (Fri 10th Feb 2023 7:06pm)
  • You knew there'd be a bunch of nerds here, and you were absolutely bang on. by devandroid99 (Sun 12th Feb 2023 7:46am)
  • Bullshit, I used to live in that building and it was in no way or shape at risk of falling down. That was people in the know pulling strings other people can't access to restore the building to its former glory and completely disregarding the expense. by devandroid99 (Mon 13th Feb 2023 12:29pm)
  • How would they be "damned if they didn't" by my measure and paid for it all themselves like every other fucker needs to? And there's no chance anyone else will be able to get fat sucking from the council's dry tit these days, the bridge was burned down after these guys. If it had been purely remedial and not restorative work then I'd perhaps agree with it but it wasn't so I don't. by devandroid99 (Mon 13th Feb 2023 12:49pm)
  • Liking nice things is right wing. by devandroid99 (Tue 14th Feb 2023 11:05am)
  • Fucking hell, what a chip you've got on your shoulder. by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Feb 2023 2:44pm)
  • Word is you've got an absolute arsesplitter. by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Feb 2023 2:46pm)
  • Because the point you made about sexism and classism is made-up bullshit that's been shoehorned into an argument by someone who's clearly got an axe to grind and probably isn't worth engaging with. by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Feb 2023 5:24pm)
  • Their rolls are alright but they're hard to fuck up, I've had sit in breakfast there once and never went back. by devandroid99 (Sun 19th Feb 2023 4:53pm)
  • Security in a licensed premises can kick you out for whatever they want as long as it's not a protected characteristic. Whilst disability is, smoking isn't and you'd have a very hard time arguing that the reason they kicked you out was for your disability rather than any other reason (or no reason at all) they could pull out of their arse. Plus you'd be outside, you can argue the toss all you want but you've lost that part of your evening. by devandroid99 (Mon 20th Feb 2023 10:48am)
  • You're fucked unless you pay for an intensive course and they're extremely expensive. by devandroid99 (Tue 21st Feb 2023 5:01pm)
  • Uber Skeets. by devandroid99 (Wed 22nd Feb 2023 6:08pm)
  • Crossmyloof isn't an area. by devandroid99 (Sun 26th Feb 2023 8:57pm)
  • Crossmyloof is a train station, but not an area. by devandroid99 (Sun 26th Feb 2023 8:56pm)
  • Yeah, it was a village that was subsumed into Glasgow, but nowadays it's only used to refer to the train station. Shawlands then Strathbungo from the BP down. by devandroid99 (Mon 27th Feb 2023 12:02am)
  • No it isnae. It's all school playing fields and Morrison's and a railway line. by devandroid99 (Mon 27th Feb 2023 12:53am)
  • Where there was a village called crossmyloof there's now a field. Crossmyloof doesn't exist any more than those villages underneath reservoirs exist. by devandroid99 (Mon 27th Feb 2023 2:00am)
  • The truth hurts. by devandroid99 (Mon 27th Feb 2023 6:53pm)
  • Peperamis. by devandroid99 (Tue 28th Feb 2023 12:55am)
  • The housebuilder probably owns the gardening company. by devandroid99 (Thu 2nd Mar 2023 3:01pm)
  • Remember you can haggle with them on their percentage. by devandroid99 (Thu 2nd Mar 2023 3:29pm)
  • Get them all there at the same time so they know there's competition by devandroid99 (Thu 2nd Mar 2023 7:27pm)
  • Sober up you fucking whopper. by devandroid99 (Sat 4th Mar 2023 9:34pm)
  • Booting the fuck out of them would be a good start. by devandroid99 (Mon 6th Mar 2023 4:28am)
  • Aye mate. Poor you. by devandroid99 (Wed 8th Mar 2023 10:04am)
  • So we never redevelop any of the unused land or infilled old docks along the river and keep them as a mausoleum to the labour of the working class of days gone by? by devandroid99 (Fri 10th Mar 2023 11:05pm)
  • If you were the sort who'd kick their cunts in you wouldn't be on here asking for advice! by devandroid99 (Fri 10th Mar 2023 11:20pm)
  • Wait until he finds out how all the buildings in the Merchant City were paid for. by devandroid99 (Sat 11th Mar 2023 12:59am)
  • Nobody working class has ever eaten anything other than porridge for breakfast, Greggs for lunch and mince and tatties for dinner. by devandroid99 (Sat 11th Mar 2023 12:58am)
  • That guy's post history says he's a dev who reckons 50k is a low salary and is going to Norway to see the northern lights. It's confected outrage on behalf of imaginary salt-of-the-earth, cap-wringing shipwrights he's never fucking met. by devandroid99 (Sat 11th Mar 2023 9:10am)
  • Taxis are no more "Glasgow services" than restaurants or shops. by devandroid99 (Sat 11th Mar 2023 9:53am)
  • "Ultra rich" lol. Glasgow's not Monaco, it couldn't sustain a restaurant for the ultra rich, they're not opening a Gavroche or Petrus up there. by devandroid99 (Sat 11th Mar 2023 12:47pm)
  • Sorry, tried to catch what you're throwing but I've got no idea what that is supposed to mean. by devandroid99 (Sat 11th Mar 2023 1:17pm)
  • Explicit city-only services wouldn't incur a surcharge for passing the boundary, they'd just stop at it. by devandroid99 (Sat 11th Mar 2023 2:27pm)
  • Could call the pub "The Hoors Legs". by devandroid99 (Tue 14th Mar 2023 2:22am)
  • Good, do it. by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Mar 2023 12:47pm)
  • https://foodcirclesupermarket.co.uk/collections/new-in/products/grenade-caramel-chaos-carb-killa-protein-bar-60g-halal-case-of-12-multisave This mob do stuff that's close to expiring for decent prices. by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Mar 2023 6:27pm)
  • Tadger. by devandroid99 (Thu 16th Mar 2023 10:15pm)
  • Yeah my intestines are mostly garbage too. by devandroid99 (Sun 19th Mar 2023 4:40pm)
  • Ah fuck reading stuff like this has me absolutely gasping and I knocked the drink on the head last year! by devandroid99 (Fri 24th Mar 2023 5:36pm)
  • Foreign students. by devandroid99 (Fri 24th Mar 2023 8:42pm)
  • None? by devandroid99 (Sun 26th Mar 2023 6:23pm)
  • For the dozenth or so time on this sub - the Tories are not responsible for the NHS in Scotland and have not been for a quarter of a century. by devandroid99 (Sun 26th Mar 2023 10:28pm)
  • Name me a policy which isn't devolved which has an effect on the NHS in Scotland. by devandroid99 (Mon 27th Mar 2023 5:24am)
  • There's not really a best at shoving a rod down a drain pipe. Mind and split the bill with the neebs. by devandroid99 (Tue 28th Mar 2023 8:53pm)
  • They're just looking for a wee bit of support and an idea or two, jeezy peeps man. by devandroid99 (Tue 28th Mar 2023 9:01pm)
  • The clutha? by devandroid99 (Tue 28th Mar 2023 9:55pm)
  • Well, I'd a flatmate who was a fucking tight cunt many years ago and it was bad fun. by devandroid99 (Tue 28th Mar 2023 10:50pm)
  • BarGin Booze. by devandroid99 (Wed 29th Mar 2023 11:21pm)
  • Could have cleaned it yourself in the time it took to write all that out. by devandroid99 (Sun 2nd Apr 2023 10:54am)
  • The State used to be where the coppers from Pitt Street drank, never rough in there which can be proven by me and my pals being kicked out for swearing. by devandroid99 (Sun 2nd Apr 2023 5:04pm)
  • And evidently the time is all the time, and the place is in a hospital bed. by devandroid99 (Sun 2nd Apr 2023 10:13pm)
  • Shagger! by devandroid99 (Tue 4th Apr 2023 11:35am)
  • Fatties spread mayonnaise on the locks then chew their way through to get to the protein bars. It's like a caterpillar/butterfly thing. by devandroid99 (Thu 6th Apr 2023 3:29pm)
  • There are way nicer wine bars in Edinburgh. by devandroid99 (Fri 7th Apr 2023 6:11pm)
  • Apparently someone went into labour on the pitch and a woman shat herself because she didn't want to give up her space at the front. Worked the bars and it was absolutely fucking wild. by devandroid99 (Fri 14th Apr 2023 1:08pm)
  • I bet you start every conversation by telling people you lived in Tokyo. by devandroid99 (Sat 15th Apr 2023 8:17am)
  • Fuck me I'd say that's many orders of magnitude less irresponsible than leaving a kid unattended by a pool. Having a paedo creep in through the window and nick your kids is the stuff of nightmares but it's statistically extraordinarily unlikely. Kids aren't left alone because they might harm themselves, not because they might be snatched by someone. by devandroid99 (Sat 15th Apr 2023 6:54pm)
  • Cafe n-word? Good grief I'd have thought I'd have noticed loads of them about! by devandroid99 (Sat 15th Apr 2023 6:51pm)
  • I see the "joyous teenage intimacy" has long metastasised into hardened elderly bitterness. by devandroid99 (Sun 16th Apr 2023 3:27pm)
  • Same people who'd call you a racist for saying it's the Roma. by devandroid99 (Sun 16th Apr 2023 3:59pm)
  • Presumably it's also racist to suggest that constrained local resources be directed at the sections of society in which they might have the greatest impact? by devandroid99 (Sun 16th Apr 2023 5:22pm)
  • Hahaha, "anyone who disagrees with me is a Tory." by devandroid99 (Sun 16th Apr 2023 5:49pm)
  • "Live Laugh Plaster" by devandroid99 (Sun 16th Apr 2023 6:16pm)
  • That's not racist either. by devandroid99 (Sun 16th Apr 2023 8:48pm)
  • There is a problem with fly-tipping in Govanhill that stems largely, predominantly, from the Roma community. Not all Roma are fly-tippers, but most fly-tippers are Roma. They're not scum, they don't need to be deported, but the issue needs to be recognised and action taken. If you think that makes me a racist Tory then you need to check your own reductive strawman arguments. by devandroid99 (Mon 17th Apr 2023 12:02pm)
  • My lived experience - I saw it with my own two eyes when I lived on Garturk Street. I get why you'd want a formal source but given that the council only give out about 1 fly-tipping fine a week there are no statistics on the ethnic make-up of the people these fines are given to. People aren't taking their shite from other parts of the city to dump it on the streets of Govanhill. And yes, I know there are other areas of the city with a fly-tipping problem that don't have a high proportion of ethnically Roma residents but this conversation is a out Govanhill. by devandroid99 (Mon 17th Apr 2023 8:03pm)
  • Wee stall in Shawlands arcade. by devandroid99 (Wed 19th Apr 2023 9:38pm)
  • Are the IWW a registered trade union in the UK? They're not on the online list maintained by the UK government. https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/public-list-of-active-trade-unions-official-list-and-schedule/trade-unions-the-current-list-and-schedule#d-to-j by devandroid99 (Fri 21st Apr 2023 3:02pm)
  • Oh yeah, right enough! I thought it was International Workers of the World so stopped reading when I got to the ITF. by devandroid99 (Fri 21st Apr 2023 3:57pm)
  • It's illegal to send alcohol via Royal Mail. Don't know about other parcel companies. by devandroid99 (Sat 22nd Apr 2023 7:09pm)
  • A travelling troupe of brass musicians who play horns adorned with forks. by devandroid99 (Mon 24th Apr 2023 6:29am)
  • I had my RW Chelseas resoled here and they did a decent job. by devandroid99 (Tue 25th Apr 2023 11:18am)
  • Qualifications? Experience? Insurance? by devandroid99 (Tue 25th Apr 2023 2:24pm)
  • Yep. The best self defence classes are athletics lessons, someone starts on you then leg it. by devandroid99 (Tue 25th Apr 2023 2:26pm)
  • Carol's Cakes in Cathcart. by devandroid99 (Tue 25th Apr 2023 6:38pm)
  • Big bag o gear. by devandroid99 (Sat 29th Apr 2023 10:53pm)
  • What do hours have to do with anything? Taxi drivers can at least choose their own hours unlike the loads of folk who have to work shite hours and wait until the end of the month (and pay taxes.) by devandroid99 (Sun 30th Apr 2023 1:49pm)
  • What's shite about getting your money in a oner at the end of the month? You think people want it coming in dribs and drabs every day? by devandroid99 (Sun 30th Apr 2023 2:51pm)
  • [Following the daily (standard deposit) schedule, we'll pay out your money within 1–2 business days of the transaction date. Your bank will then process the money and deposit it in your bank account. ](https://www.zettle.com/gb/help/articles/undefined/gb/help/articles/1084784-deposits) by devandroid99 (Sun 30th Apr 2023 3:26pm)
  • There haven't been luggage lockers in UK airports in a very long time (bombs). There is left luggage but everything is x-rayed and you pay per item. You could just put all your stuff in one box or suitcase. by devandroid99 (Sun 30th Apr 2023 5:15pm)
  • I had some wee prick leave his jumper on the last pulldown then fuck off for ages, I used it and he came and gave me shit because "I was over there spotting someone". Tell him to get to fuck. by devandroid99 (Sun 30th Apr 2023 5:22pm)
  • Fuck's that got to do with the cathouse? by devandroid99 (Fri 5th May 2023 9:06am)
  • So people need to completely withdraw from modern society to have an opinion on climate change or what? Do I need to burn all my money to have an opinion on poverty as well? by devandroid99 (Fri 5th May 2023 10:37am)
  • Awrite cartman. by devandroid99 (Fri 5th May 2023 10:58am)
  • People with gas guzzling cars are neither the cause nor the cure for climate change. Direct protest action, funded (because this is to raise funds, not awareness) by grassroots events and organisations such as this, will be many times more effective than letting down the tyres on some Chelsea tractor in Park Circus. by devandroid99 (Fri 5th May 2023 10:57am)
  • Fucked if I know. Super glue and orange hi-viz vests? Hand carved wooden clogs since some people seem to think the only way you can have an opinion about the planet burning is by fucking hoofing it everywhere? by devandroid99 (Fri 5th May 2023 11:53am)
  • Speaking of shoehorning, you win the Golden Crowbar for getting "gaslighting" in there, well done. by devandroid99 (Fri 5th May 2023 3:23pm)
  • There's little more neoliberal than the free market in full glorious song, with people given information to be able to freely choose where to spend their money by devandroid99 (Fri 5th May 2023 8:56pm)
  • Jesus fuck take a day off. Or at least go back to twitter and bang your wee drum there. by devandroid99 (Sat 6th May 2023 8:18pm)
  • You have the freedom to yammer away with your inane drivel, beating your pointless drum and trying to turn everything into a political bunfight. As I, too am free to tell you you're an imbecile, and to shut the fuck up. by devandroid99 (Sat 6th May 2023 10:22pm)
  • How have you determined I'm a nationalist? by devandroid99 (Sun 7th May 2023 9:30am)
  • Woohoo, four whole quid! by devandroid99 (Sun 7th May 2023 4:15pm)
  • There's something on. by devandroid99 (Sun 7th May 2023 10:16pm)
  • It's spelled "semen". by devandroid99 (Mon 8th May 2023 5:13pm)
  • [Righto.](https://i.imgur.com/ij9FAtY.gif) by devandroid99 (Tue 9th May 2023 10:31am)
  • "Hey! You look friendly!" "Not me mate, I'm a miserable bastard." by devandroid99 (Fri 12th May 2023 10:31am)
  • How do you quantify "the power"? by devandroid99 (Fri 12th May 2023 10:36am)
  • Dealer showed up. by devandroid99 (Fri 12th May 2023 10:35am)
  • A round of gobbles judging by the state of these sad cunts. by devandroid99 (Sun 14th May 2023 8:40pm)
  • The bus overtook at less than the 1.5m required by the Highway Code 163. "Overtake only when it is safe and legal to do so. You should... give motorcyclists, cyclists and horse riders and horse drawn vehicles at least as much room as you would when overtaking a car (see Rules 211 to 215). As a guide: leave at least 1.5 metres when overtaking cyclists at speeds of up to 30mph, and give them more space when overtaking at higher speeds" Bus wouldn't have overtaken a car there, so he shouldn't be overtaking a bike. by devandroid99 (Mon 15th May 2023 10:58am)
  • He didn't leave the required 1.5m of clearance. The lane he was in is immaterial, if passing a cyclist you are required to leave 1.5m from the end of the handlebars. If you can't do that for the entire length of your vehicle then you don't pass until you can. by devandroid99 (Mon 15th May 2023 11:28am)
  • You lanes are irrelevant. The bus is passing the cyclist whilst travelling in the same direction, he is overtaking. by devandroid99 (Mon 15th May 2023 12:08pm)
  • No, he's certainly not leaving sufficient space, because there's a bloody great bus overtaking him. In all honesty he should probably have stopped and waited, he might technically be in the right but that doesn't matter a fuck if him and his wee dog are squashed under the bus. by devandroid99 (Mon 15th May 2023 12:12pm)
  • If you've a wee car that can fit down the side whilst still staying in lane 1, just as the cyclist did here, then batter in mate. by devandroid99 (Mon 15th May 2023 12:15pm)
  • What's your source for that quote? Also... Braking. Lol. by devandroid99 (Mon 15th May 2023 5:40pm)
  • Tell them to soundproof their ceiling. by devandroid99 (Sun 21st May 2023 10:53am)
  • Do you have highlights of that rant? Presumably to make connections between north and south easier? by devandroid99 (Mon 22nd May 2023 10:19am)
  • Oh fuck off. Machines have been asking that for ages and everyone knows the score around tipping when going for food or drink. Service charges have only just crept in over the last couple of years. by devandroid99 (Tue 23rd May 2023 10:37am)
  • Some post that, hats off to you. by devandroid99 (Wed 31st May 2023 7:29pm)
  • Should be etched into the bottom of a T glass. by devandroid99 (Wed 31st May 2023 7:27pm)
  • Jail bait? by devandroid99 (Sun 4th Jun 2023 7:36am)
  • Yeah, but it generally means incarceration for a very particular offence... by devandroid99 (Sun 4th Jun 2023 4:44pm)
  • That's not how theft works. by devandroid99 (Mon 5th Jun 2023 9:22pm)
  • Bot got lost. by devandroid99 (Fri 9th Jun 2023 7:40am)
  • Is it really though? Surely the vast majority of violence between men and women is domestic. by devandroid99 (Sat 10th Jun 2023 5:29pm)
  • Kids from my Mrs' Edinburgh school set a bus on fire on Friday. by devandroid99 (Tue 13th Jun 2023 7:07am)
  • Nice try, pig. by devandroid99 (Tue 13th Jun 2023 9:05pm)
  • Fuck's sake man put it away. by devandroid99 (Thu 15th Jun 2023 10:53pm)
  • Literal fascists? by devandroid99 (Wed 21st Jun 2023 1:31am)
  • "Everyone I don't like is a Nazi" by devandroid99 (Wed 21st Jun 2023 11:50am)
  • Well that went right under your bow. by devandroid99 (Thu 22nd Jun 2023 8:59pm)
  • Can you go to the airport and get the bus back from there? by devandroid99 (Fri 23rd Jun 2023 12:02am)
  • Maybe you caught salmonella. by devandroid99 (Fri 23rd Jun 2023 5:41pm)
  • Just go anywhere Eddie isn't and you'll have a good time. by devandroid99 (Sat 15th Jul 2023 8:58pm)
  • Are you eligible for any of the myriad [railcards](https://www.railcard.co.uk/)? by devandroid99 (Sun 16th Jul 2023 5:09pm)
  • You're a train driver? Magic. Can you answer a couple of questions for me please? If a train went direct GLQ to EDB what's the fastest you reckon it could do it in? Would that be feasible for ScotRail to do, say once an hour? Or would traffic ahead slow it down and make it impossible? Have they ever thought about a real express that does just those two stations? by devandroid99 (Sun 16th Jul 2023 7:45pm)
  • Exactly the sort of answer I was looking for, thanks! by devandroid99 (Mon 17th Jul 2023 12:19am)
  • I looked into it once and it wasn't much cheaper than my rent, although we're talking 15 years ago by devandroid99 (Mon 17th Jul 2023 1:34pm)
  • What are they going to do, call the police for you having a pish? by devandroid99 (Mon 17th Jul 2023 7:38pm)
  • Will the camera recognise I've pished someone else's skidmark off the bowl and give me credit towards my next visit for my contribution to cleaning? by devandroid99 (Mon 17th Jul 2023 7:40pm)
  • Go to B&Q and read the labels on the can. Off the top of my head, Hammerite. by devandroid99 (Mon 17th Jul 2023 7:49pm)
  • I've got hairy baws, no crystal ones. by devandroid99 (Tue 18th Jul 2023 1:17pm)
  • A fucking fortune. Tens of thousands. by devandroid99 (Tue 18th Jul 2023 10:50pm)
  • On the middle of the pitch. It'll be alright, tell them I sent you. by devandroid99 (Wed 19th Jul 2023 9:18pm)
  • Earphones, or headphones? If they're in-ear then you'll struggle, if they're over-ear then you could try JSL Electronics by devandroid99 (Sat 22nd Jul 2023 5:36pm)
  • Stop cars going down. by devandroid99 (Wed 26th Jul 2023 10:01am)
  • I moved away so spend less time on here than I used to, but fuck me you're getting grumpier. by devandroid99 (Fri 4th Aug 2023 10:09pm)
  • Martial arts gym, go full time. by devandroid99 (Sat 5th Aug 2023 12:44pm)
  • We'd all better hope not because if there's a precedent set that they can then we're all fucked. by devandroid99 (Sat 5th Aug 2023 1:57pm)
  • Bunch of flag-waving idiots on here with no taste for the truth. by devandroid99 (Sun 6th Aug 2023 12:01pm)
  • I don't think so. Perhaps if it went to court and you had a judgement against you, although I doubt it would be a debt as it's a seperate criminal charge. by devandroid99 (Sun 6th Aug 2023 12:06pm)
  • Always better to buy it at the other end, airports take the piss with the prices. [Alternatively...](https://www.superdrug.com/toiletries/travel-size-minis/travel-bottles/c/pt-toiletries-travel-bottles) by devandroid99 (Mon 7th Aug 2023 6:45pm)
  • Every cunt I've ever met, every time I've been in their company. 100% failure to show or watch shitty PoV gig videos. by devandroid99 (Tue 8th Aug 2023 10:20pm)
  • First things first, what has the landlord said? If they move out immediately then they'll be liable for rent for the 28 days, whether the landlord wishes to chase them for it is another matter. by devandroid99 (Wed 9th Aug 2023 9:47pm)
  • Mice in a flat is pretty alright, it happens in cities and it especially happens in tenements. I've had mice in a few of my tenement flats I've lived in. In the short term the law isn't on their side here. Their best bet would be give notice, tough it out for 4 weeks then leave. If the landlord wants them out anyway then they may be able to negotiate a more rapid exit. by devandroid99 (Wed 9th Aug 2023 10:48pm)
  • See now that's the opposite of what they said they wanted to do, and it's also incorrect in that it's a shit load easier to get someone else in to do it. by devandroid99 (Fri 11th Aug 2023 1:39pm)
  • Jesus fucking Christ did you go and cluck in some poor bastard's face about a foosty coconut on the shelf? Have a quiet word with yourself son. by devandroid99 (Fri 11th Aug 2023 2:07pm)
  • And buy a rail card. by devandroid99 (Sat 12th Aug 2023 10:29pm)
  • Why don't you carry it for her? by devandroid99 (Sun 13th Aug 2023 2:23pm)
  • Reviews man very little, astroturfing is easy. Guys who renovated my flat had good online reviews but did 3/4 of a bad job before I sacked them. by devandroid99 (Mon 14th Aug 2023 4:49pm)
  • You should be fine, departure time is when they lift the ramp and sail, any time up until then and you'll be alright. by devandroid99 (Tue 15th Aug 2023 10:57am)
  • Shagpipes. by devandroid99 (Tue 15th Aug 2023 11:48pm)
  • On train staff are normally great, but the ticket office people can be right rude, miserable fuckers (looking at you, Haymarket.) by devandroid99 (Wed 16th Aug 2023 6:44pm)
  • You just buy one for the next train, they're interchangeable if purchased on the same day provided they're the same time window (off/super off). by devandroid99 (Wed 16th Aug 2023 6:45pm)
  • You don't need an architect, a structural engineer would do. by devandroid99 (Thu 17th Aug 2023 4:53pm)
  • Aren't engineers cheaper than architects? by devandroid99 (Thu 17th Aug 2023 10:37pm)
  • Place is a revolting midden. I left. by devandroid99 (Fri 18th Aug 2023 5:13pm)
  • Imagine having such thin skin. by devandroid99 (Sat 19th Aug 2023 9:14am)
  • Do it, go out on the piss, party all night, get your hole, get knocked back. Great fun. by devandroid99 (Sat 19th Aug 2023 12:26pm)
  • My mate went, then got a couple of top jobs in world renowned institutions. He's now a PT. by devandroid99 (Sun 20th Aug 2023 3:32pm)
  • Think they slide them in the gap over the door on sticky tape. by devandroid99 (Sun 20th Aug 2023 8:30pm)
  • Depends on how old they are. by devandroid99 (Tue 22nd Aug 2023 5:27pm)
  • They're clouds you fucking dozy bastard. by devandroid99 (Tue 22nd Aug 2023 6:01pm)
  • No. But I fly a lot for work and was often getting sick a couple of days after my flight, so I choose to wear them now and it does the trick. by devandroid99 (Wed 23rd Aug 2023 8:31pm)
  • As long as everyone in the block cares then it works a treat. We pay a score a month per flat into the kitty which goes into a bank account which 2 residents need to sign off on for withdrawals. Each flat sorts their own insurance. Ask them how they get on with it and if everyone pays what they owe when they owe it. If so then it'll be cheaper than a factor. I do the small DIY jobs in our close which means we aren't charged for them and they're done quickly. by devandroid99 (Fri 25th Aug 2023 10:25am)
  • Yeah. Tbh I prefer it as it means I'm not relying on a factor I know is at best disorganised and at worst completely useless to make sure I'm covered if my house burns down. by devandroid99 (Fri 25th Aug 2023 3:14pm)
  • Scatrail. by devandroid99 (Fri 25th Aug 2023 4:01pm)
  • Wouldn't be so quick to light the torches if it was your photo they posted, eh pal? by devandroid99 (Sat 26th Aug 2023 10:39am)
  • Is this post the first group? by devandroid99 (Sat 26th Aug 2023 6:16pm)
  • Yeah but you can buy a fucking heap of beans and milk for 80 quid and figure it out yourself whilst watching a few YouTube videos. Also remember you're not going to have your own gear there so all this talk of calibration and grinder settings is moot. by devandroid99 (Mon 28th Aug 2023 8:14pm)
  • Different ratios of air. Who spun you that load of old bollocks? by devandroid99 (Mon 28th Aug 2023 9:38pm)
  • Three points for that. by devandroid99 (Wed 30th Aug 2023 6:02pm)
  • This picture should be enough. [Be the change you want to see in the world.](https://www.scotland.police.uk/secureforms/c3/) by devandroid99 (Wed 30th Aug 2023 9:07pm)
  • Rotter. by devandroid99 (Thu 31st Aug 2023 3:47pm)
  • Tory? Anderston? by devandroid99 (Fri 1st Sep 2023 10:57am)
  • Scotland has been in charge of its own budgets for decades. Absolutely sick of people reaching to blame the Tories for shit government in Scotland. The SNP have pulled the wool over a lot of people's eyes. by devandroid99 (Sat 2nd Sep 2023 8:28am)
  • Who sent the letter, the council or the factor? Is that cost per flat or total to be divided between all the flats? by devandroid99 (Tue 5th Sep 2023 8:44pm)
  • Tell them there's absolutely no way you can or will be paying that amount. That should be the total, not cost per flat. by devandroid99 (Tue 5th Sep 2023 8:54pm)
  • Thirty fucking years ago. by devandroid99 (Wed 6th Sep 2023 1:37pm)
  • Did you pay by card? If you can show two transactions they might fuck off and leave you alone. by devandroid99 (Sat 9th Sep 2023 8:08pm)
  • So you did leave your car there overnight? I don't understand. Were you in there shopping on two consecutive days? by devandroid99 (Sat 9th Sep 2023 10:17pm)
  • Absolute bollocks, they can't use a court in England for an offence alleged to have taken place in Scotland and there's no such thing as a CCJ in Scots' law. by devandroid99 (Sat 9th Sep 2023 11:01pm)
  • Was that after you left aye? by devandroid99 (Sun 10th Sep 2023 8:41pm)
  • Always thought the cunt on the cans looked a dirty bastard with his tache. by devandroid99 (Tue 12th Sep 2023 10:19am)
  • Well I'm no expert, but you strike me as someone who talks a load of hypothetical shite about how fucking brilliant they'd be at doing something they've never done. by devandroid99 (Tue 12th Sep 2023 10:17am)
  • Shagging. by devandroid99 (Wed 13th Sep 2023 12:44am)
  • What do you think the difference is? Do you not want to be called an immigrant? To my mind an expat is someone who has moved abroad temporarily for work, all paid for by their employer. by devandroid99 (Wed 13th Sep 2023 10:55am)
  • They're the only people I've ever heard refer to themselves as expats. by devandroid99 (Wed 13th Sep 2023 11:15am)
  • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expatriate by devandroid99 (Wed 13th Sep 2023 8:06pm)
  • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expatriate by devandroid99 (Wed 13th Sep 2023 8:06pm)
  • Maxwell Park. by devandroid99 (Thu 14th Sep 2023 5:15pm)
  • Chateaubellend. by devandroid99 (Thu 14th Sep 2023 9:43pm)
  • Why wouldn't you phone the cops to report housebreakers? by devandroid99 (Thu 14th Sep 2023 10:58pm)
  • What does your lease say? Does it specifically say "two years to the day", or does it give a date. Or does it just say they can inspect the property? by devandroid99 (Fri 15th Sep 2023 3:48pm)
  • Tabac. by devandroid99 (Fri 15th Sep 2023 4:03pm)
  • Nah, bollocks, there was probably no letter and cunty from the agent's just showed up. Give this guy the benefit of the doubt. by devandroid99 (Fri 15th Sep 2023 7:07pm)
  • They didn't say that, they said the agent said that. by devandroid99 (Fri 15th Sep 2023 7:31pm)
  • Can contact him with a weegie board. by devandroid99 (Sat 16th Sep 2023 1:58pm)
  • Will you pay them the difference out of your own pocket if you lose? by devandroid99 (Sat 16th Sep 2023 3:54pm)
  • Then use them. by devandroid99 (Sat 16th Sep 2023 4:04pm)
  • AFAIK they're against the law in Scotland, you won't get one. by devandroid99 (Sat 16th Sep 2023 6:02pm)
  • Can pay by card if you order on the apps for collection. by devandroid99 (Sun 17th Sep 2023 11:20pm)
  • Bongs full of pish? by devandroid99 (Mon 18th Sep 2023 10:50pm)
  • I think the comment did a pretty good job of explaining. by devandroid99 (Thu 21st Sep 2023 8:57pm)
  • TBF they say in the article that they were already subsidising taxis for staff, seems that for whatever reason the victim of the assault didn't take a cab. by devandroid99 (Sat 23rd Sep 2023 1:27pm)
  • https://www.thenational.scot/news/19611405.ihg-faces-legal-action-scot-sexually-assaulted-commute/ They let her away early to catch the bus. The bus didn't show up. She walked to a rank, didn't fancy waiting and was assaulted. It's certainly not her fault, but I don't see how this is the hotel's fault either. by devandroid99 (Sat 23rd Sep 2023 6:18pm)
  • "...she went to a nearby taxi rank but the queues were all the way down the street. She said she was walking around the city centre when she was assaulted." by devandroid99 (Sat 23rd Sep 2023 7:28pm)
  • Don't think it could be put much better than this. by devandroid99 (Mon 2nd Oct 2023 3:17pm)
  • I mean the poster says "are men the problem" so that cartoon isn't analogous at all. by devandroid99 (Mon 2nd Oct 2023 3:15pm)
  • If you get a mate to help provide beer and food. by devandroid99 (Mon 2nd Oct 2023 8:43pm)
  • Get a hose on the cunts. by devandroid99 (Tue 3rd Oct 2023 10:48am)
  • Looks pretty clear to me. https://maps.app.goo.gl/e1eTBCuhE3dG539e6 by devandroid99 (Wed 4th Oct 2023 6:02am)
  • Just show your ID when you get on the bus and you won't have anything to be tired of. How is it so hard for this message to sink in? by devandroid99 (Thu 5th Oct 2023 2:10pm)
  • I believe that as a resident of the top floor you may have the ability to instruct emergency roof repairs and recover the cost from the other flats later, rather than waiting for everyone to agree. You can go into the roof space for a look if you want. by devandroid99 (Sat 7th Oct 2023 11:55am)
  • That's not what I mean, the above/below cost limit is different to the emergency works clause. The clause exists to prevent your ceiling from caving in when it's pissing it down because you can't get hold of someone who is in a yurt in Nepal. You are able to instruct roofers yourself and then reclaim the cost. Don't, whatever the fuck you do, go up on the roof yourself if professional roofers have said they can't fix it. by devandroid99 (Sat 7th Oct 2023 12:24pm)
  • Speak to Mellicks, they did alright by me. No idea how much/little they cost compared to others though. Worth a few hundred quid more for a stress free transaction imo. Never had any price for or limit on offers or questions. by devandroid99 (Sat 7th Oct 2023 5:47pm)
  • Reddit user terrified of contact with another human shocker. by devandroid99 (Sun 8th Oct 2023 2:34pm)
  • "Fuck Platform" You. by devandroid99 (Thu 12th Oct 2023 4:34pm)
  • Then maybe you need to delete your post to prevent a pile on of a venue that has its hands tied. by devandroid99 (Thu 12th Oct 2023 4:31pm)
  • I'd just ignore the cunts personally. Their minds won't be changed, isn't going to happen. If Joanna Cherry's show had gone ahead and sold the number of tickets it deserved to nobody would have been any the wiser and it would have faded into obscurity. Now because of the noise that was made it's set a precedent, which is exactly what she wanted. by devandroid99 (Thu 12th Oct 2023 4:56pm)
  • Private businesses have to explain themselves to courts all the time. by devandroid99 (Thu 12th Oct 2023 6:25pm)
  • You can buy 40 boxes for 40 quid on Amazon. by devandroid99 (Thu 12th Oct 2023 6:29pm)
  • Might be worth signing up to a free prime trial. Check out Freecycle and gumtree as well. by devandroid99 (Thu 12th Oct 2023 6:35pm)
  • https://www.britannica.com/technology/cupola Or the "real" definition - overcomplicate roofing, let in water, cost a fortune and fuck the top floor's ceilings. by devandroid99 (Thu 12th Oct 2023 9:22pm)
  • Sounds like paranoia to me. by devandroid99 (Fri 13th Oct 2023 2:12pm)
  • No. by devandroid99 (Mon 16th Oct 2023 12:10am)
  • It takes time to acclimatise to temperatures. There's been a quick, large drop in temp so it'll take a while for your body to get used to the new normal. by devandroid99 (Mon 16th Oct 2023 8:19pm)
  • https://uihc.org/educational-resources/acclimatization-adjusting-temperature#:~:text=Acclimatization%20usually%20occurs%20over%20a,but%20slower%20in%20the%20cold. That right aye? by devandroid99 (Mon 16th Oct 2023 9:37pm)
  • I thought that was going to be a shittymorph. by devandroid99 (Wed 18th Oct 2023 4:02pm)
  • I went the other way for personal reasons and really miss it. by devandroid99 (Thu 19th Oct 2023 6:44pm)
  • Trainline algo does split ticketing which can save considerably more than the BF. Scotrail app doesn't and not do the ticket offices. by devandroid99 (Fri 20th Oct 2023 12:24am)
  • Next to Paesano. Miller st. by devandroid99 (Wed 25th Oct 2023 11:36am)
  • Which foot? by devandroid99 (Wed 25th Oct 2023 11:36am)
  • Have you passed your theory? Get that booked and passed first. Apropos the practical, you really don't need any lessons at all. A test is cheaper than a 2 hour lesson so you could go and have a crack at it and if you fail miserably then get lessons, if you pass then that's the end of it. by devandroid99 (Wed 25th Oct 2023 4:22pm)
  • Seven o'clock is all letters and that's a time. by devandroid99 (Fri 27th Oct 2023 7:38pm)
  • Delete this post and it's less likely to cause you grief, FFS. Self snitching. by devandroid99 (Sun 29th Oct 2023 1:13am)
  • Glasgow smile clinic always did alright by me for alignment, although never used them for whitening. by devandroid99 (Sun 29th Oct 2023 4:34pm)
  • That's catpitalism for you. He's now become a purrgeouisie owner of the means of production, exploiting the proletaricat for his own benefit. by devandroid99 (Sun 29th Oct 2023 4:32pm)
  • Shawlands Continental was always a great shop when I lived around the corner. by devandroid99 (Sun 29th Oct 2023 4:41pm)
  • Category 1 (knuckleduster, flick knife) offensive weapons cannot be possessed even in a private place. by devandroid99 (Mon 30th Oct 2023 3:11pm)
  • Why do you think the Flintstone rolled around on rocks? All the dinosaurs were still alive so there was fuck all petrol about. by devandroid99 (Tue 31st Oct 2023 2:42pm)
  • Flintstoned. by devandroid99 (Tue 31st Oct 2023 11:46pm)
  • Dinnae ken. by devandroid99 (Fri 3rd Nov 2023 6:59am)
  • The piss finger bowl? Rather have them from a pack tbh. by devandroid99 (Sun 5th Nov 2023 7:44am)
  • Why did it close? by devandroid99 (Sun 5th Nov 2023 7:44am)
  • Wahey! by devandroid99 (Sun 5th Nov 2023 9:08am)
  • Shut up. by devandroid99 (Sun 5th Nov 2023 11:41pm)
  • Freecycle and all. by devandroid99 (Tue 7th Nov 2023 11:16am)
  • Best boots I ever wore were by an Italian company called Pezzol, they sold them in Arco but we're going back 10 or 12 years. by devandroid99 (Tue 7th Nov 2023 2:18pm)
  • You know it's really interesting you should say that as a friend of mine years ago told me about Alain de Bono being asked to posit why there was no peace in the Middle East. He suggested the consumption of unleavened bread for some reason I can't remember but what you said just now makes me wonder if there could be such a huge amount of unresolved and ignored infant trauma in the region that babies grow up into angry young men, deeply impacted by the mutilation of their genitals at such a young age. by devandroid99 (Tue 7th Nov 2023 10:43pm)
  • Are you circumcised? Your post history seems pretty aggro, got pricks, twats and roasters in the first wee glimpse. by devandroid99 (Tue 7th Nov 2023 10:49pm)
  • I recently read a bit of I'm OK - You're OK by Thomas Anthony Harris, there's a lot in there about how vulnerable we are in the earliest stages of life and the lasting impact of how we're treated at that age. It's really got me thinking now, I wonder if anyone's ever studied it? by devandroid99 (Tue 7th Nov 2023 10:54pm)
  • Do you feel like that question was an attack? by devandroid99 (Tue 7th Nov 2023 10:58pm)
  • I applaud your optimism. by devandroid99 (Fri 10th Nov 2023 11:51am)
  • It's supposed to be done every year. What does the factor's paperwork say? There will (should) be a "written statement of services" along with the contract and/or on their website. Might have a case if they haven't done what they said they would, that can be taken to tribunal. by devandroid99 (Sat 11th Nov 2023 10:04am)
  • *another Guinness. by devandroid99 (Sat 11th Nov 2023 8:42pm)
  • https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_North_Korean_parliamentary_election by devandroid99 (Sun 12th Nov 2023 12:16am)
  • Nice copy and paste and a complete swerving of my point. by devandroid99 (Sun 12th Nov 2023 11:57am)
  • Have you tried taking them back to the ticket office to have them cancelled? by devandroid99 (Sun 12th Nov 2023 12:09pm)
  • Can they be changed? by devandroid99 (Sun 12th Nov 2023 12:50pm)
  • Depends. Is the hob on an outside wall? by devandroid99 (Sun 12th Nov 2023 3:08pm)
  • You can either recirc with an activated carbon filter, which is less than optimal, or core cut the exterior wall and box in a trunking, which is the optimal solution. Does your kitchen have any exterior walls? by devandroid99 (Sun 12th Nov 2023 4:23pm)
  • Because that's about as free and fair as the one in Palestine, you imbecile. by devandroid99 (Sun 12th Nov 2023 4:21pm)
  • https://www.aljazeera.com/opinions/2021/1/27/palestinian-elections-democracy-for-no-one by devandroid99 (Sun 12th Nov 2023 8:56pm)
  • Check out the moneysavingexpert Lebara deal. by devandroid99 (Tue 14th Nov 2023 6:48pm)
  • Oh aye? Name them. by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Nov 2023 12:35pm)
  • You're not "paying the LEZ", you're being fined for entering the city. It's not that you pay a surcharge, it's that you're not supposed to come in old cars that pollute. Why were you thinking about coming, and why couldn't you take the train? by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Nov 2023 1:00pm)
  • Your friends who live in Glasgow no longer visit the city centre because they can't drive in? by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Nov 2023 1:08pm)
  • Yeah. Fuck the bastards for trying to make the air even cleaner. by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Nov 2023 1:11pm)
  • Absolutely cretinous reasoning. Glasgow is second only to London for public transport, you could have easily picked a hotel outwith the LEZ and taken the subway, train or bus into the city. by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Nov 2023 1:10pm)
  • Are you really suggesting that there's no such thing as localised industry financial figures for the retail and hospitality sectors? by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Nov 2023 4:55pm)
  • Well shut the fuck up then. by devandroid99 (Wed 15th Nov 2023 5:46pm)
  • Ah, here we go again. by devandroid99 (Thu 16th Nov 2023 8:37am)
  • What have Sainsbury's done? Have they really made all that mess just because the boss is a greedy bastard? by devandroid99 (Thu 16th Nov 2023 8:42am)
  • I see they're the wanks who smashed up the stone of destiny case. by devandroid99 (Thu 16th Nov 2023 9:04am)
  • I'm not the bot, the bots copies my comment. Or is that the sort of thing a bot would say? by devandroid99 (Thu 16th Nov 2023 9:57am)
  • I posted it once, you can check my comment history. by devandroid99 (Thu 16th Nov 2023 10:04am)
  • Good cunt. by devandroid99 (Sat 18th Nov 2023 9:15pm)
  • Art schools can't melt steel beams! by devandroid99 (Sun 19th Nov 2023 1:07pm)
  • I used Shades, they didn't fit so I got a refund. Bullshit hard sell "today only one time offer" sales tactics as well. by devandroid99 (Mon 20th Nov 2023 10:53am)
  • Definitely possible. You'd be responsible for the cost yourself and you'd need approval from all the owners but there's no reason it can't be done. by devandroid99 (Mon 20th Nov 2023 1:40pm)
  • If the bus is full what can they do? There are limits to how many persons the bus can carry. And you're letting a 10 year old take the bus by herself and taking her word for it that she pushed the button and was paying attention and ready to get off? by devandroid99 (Wed 22nd Nov 2023 2:10pm)
  • I'm blaming you, not the 10 year old child. And telling me I'm victim blaming when you're justifying assault on bus drivers is pretty fucking rich. by devandroid99 (Wed 22nd Nov 2023 3:08pm)
  • Is she going home to an empty house? by devandroid99 (Wed 22nd Nov 2023 3:48pm)
  • Read the room, eh? by devandroid99 (Wed 22nd Nov 2023 5:39pm)
  • Concert hall ftw. by devandroid99 (Thu 23rd Nov 2023 4:03pm)
  • I mean... by devandroid99 (Thu 23rd Nov 2023 4:02pm)
  • That cunt charges enough for his pizzas that he should be paying the staff properly himself. by devandroid99 (Sat 25th Nov 2023 12:06pm)
  • Thirty quid for a pizza is madness. by devandroid99 (Sat 25th Nov 2023 12:42pm)
  • Letting agency has absolutely no right of access to the flat above. by devandroid99 (Sun 26th Nov 2023 1:52pm)
  • Open a PayPal account. by devandroid99 (Sun 26th Nov 2023 5:02pm)
  • Best bet is to cut a straight line across the head of the screw using a razor blade or chisel and hammer and open it with a flat headed screwdriver. by devandroid99 (Tue 28th Nov 2023 7:26am)
  • You wash his fuckin car. by devandroid99 (Tue 28th Nov 2023 9:20am)
  • It's easy, just do seven hours a day, ten days a week. by devandroid99 (Tue 28th Nov 2023 9:39am)
  • Take them to the tip yourself or have the council pick them up. That's about it. Could also move to public space but that's cuntery. by devandroid99 (Sat 2nd Dec 2023 1:14pm)
  • Cover it. by devandroid99 (Sat 2nd Dec 2023 8:50pm)
  • Yeah, but I don't want a Subway so what now? by devandroid99 (Sun 3rd Dec 2023 6:59pm)
  • Big king kebab munchie box to see the week out I think. Full of grease and salt and all the other shite that makes life worth living. by devandroid99 (Sun 3rd Dec 2023 7:20pm)
  • In the meatime check out Inside Central Station on Amazon. by devandroid99 (Mon 4th Dec 2023 11:00am)
  • Absolutely, just thought because they said long distance and can't take the photo themselves that they're likely not in the UK to access iPlayer. by devandroid99 (Mon 4th Dec 2023 3:23pm)
  • So am i right in thinking that the kids were breaking in, and kept breaking in. It's up to the contractor to put up more signs and bigger fences and whatever is required in order to prevent this from happening. If it was the first time they'd got in that might mitigate things somewhat, but the fact they knew it was happening and hadn't made it secure enough for repeated entries means it was their fault? If people keep escaping from jail you blame it on the jail. by devandroid99 (Mon 4th Dec 2023 4:33pm)
  • What difference does being from Scotland make? by devandroid99 (Mon 4th Dec 2023 4:36pm)
  • He was ten years old for fuck's sake. by devandroid99 (Mon 4th Dec 2023 4:42pm)
  • Absolutely bizarre that the people in this sub are baying for the blood of a child and ignoring the fact that a multi-million pound construction company didn't want to spend the time and money necessary to secure the site. by devandroid99 (Mon 4th Dec 2023 4:42pm)
  • So "no fucking difference then" is the closest thing I could get to a coherent thought through that mess of shite you typed. by devandroid99 (Mon 4th Dec 2023 4:50pm)
  • Better get a round in. by devandroid99 (Thu 7th Dec 2023 4:28pm)
  • Do you have the contact details of all owners? They can either do it voluntarily or have the work forced on them by the council and pay the associated charges. by devandroid99 (Sat 9th Dec 2023 6:03pm)
  • Roux, bechamel, nutmeg and mustard. Season well and cook, 3 cheeses of your choice (I like to add gruyère, truffle cheddar, and mozzarella.) Not a fan of baking it as it dries it out but I like sprinkling panko breadcrumbs fried in butter with thyme over the top. by devandroid99 (Sun 10th Dec 2023 4:20pm)
  • Because it's easier to use a shit service that provides no value and sucks money out of the economy. by devandroid99 (Tue 12th Dec 2023 1:37pm)
  • Oh behave. How much of that money goes to the driver Vs being offshored to Uber's coffers? At least when you're buying a Chinese or curry the old fashioned way there's no middleman creaming off a massive cut. by devandroid99 (Tue 12th Dec 2023 4:16pm)