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That doesn't seem right. I'm almost sure I've seen him since August. Weird. by Docoe (Tue 29th Jan 2019 8:21pm)

Alston Bar and Beef do a killer Sunday Roast, and it's of good value. It definitely has the fancy-ish vibe, without being impersonal bowtie waitering. by Docoe (Fri 8th Mar 2019 4:48pm)

They also used to steal their staffs tips. Go elsewhere. by Docoe (Fri 5th Apr 2019 1:54pm)

Shillings cooking space is spotless from what I've seen. The problem with hygiene checks is the inconsistency of it all. Shilling probably failed on something like missing date labels or something similar, which doesn't tend to impact food. Saying that, the folk that own Shilling will want heads for the failing. by Docoe (Fri 5th Apr 2019 1:51pm)

> I've got experience doing bar work and customer service. In that case, you should join both of [these](https://www.facebook.com/groups/glasbarclub/) [pages] (https://www.facebook.com/groups/2066375786917421/). There's bar and restaurant job opportunities posted each day, as well as a few different roles. by Docoe (Tue 4th Jun 2019 5:12pm)

Wouldn't say thats an actual response at all. Its arguably worse than # sorry not sorry, to quote /u/davy-the-tinker. At least the latter would acknowledge wrongdoing. He's essentially said "Yes we'll own up to all the stuff that isn't shady, such as interviewing candidates and providing transport, though I actually can't confirm the last bit. I'll get my guys to check it (I won't) and get back to you all (I won't). HOWEVER, I won't be making any comments on the shady stuff, such as ghosting applicants, stealing their work and giving them zero credit or compensation for their work". The dude is trying to appear like he's clarifying matters and engaging with the accusations. In fact, he's saying as little as he can to stop further damage of the brand, not to mention side-stepping the real issues to avoid providing evidence for legal action. by Docoe (Sat 8th Jun 2019 2:06am)

Stuff like this gives me the fear. Hope she is found, and safely. by Docoe (Sat 22nd Feb 2020 1:21pm)

Ye canny ziptie a funded health care system to a bridge tho mate by Docoe (Wed 27th May 2020 10:45pm)

Because reading his personal blog sends money his way and in the mind of an egotist, more readers means validation. by Docoe (Thu 28th May 2020 8:47pm)

Might have gained a few flavours too, I've drank a few off beers in my time by Docoe (Thu 4th Jun 2020 3:01pm)

Could you provide more details on what's happening at the Grand Ole Opry. Sounds shite, but would like to know more. by Docoe (Sat 6th Jun 2020 2:47am)

Maybe something to do with the old "Irish are just white n*****rs" racism by Docoe (Thu 11th Jun 2020 3:14pm)

I started working in a school this year and felt there was some systemic racism going on too. by Docoe (Thu 11th Jun 2020 3:16pm)

That would be a mediocre argument if it was true for Churchill, but it isn't. Even by the standards of his time he was viewed as someone with extreme views on race, class and sex. by Docoe (Mon 15th Jun 2020 4:11pm)

If you like people having jobs, yes. by Docoe (Fri 26th Jun 2020 3:23pm)

Could probably do it just in Glasgow if you're half decent at fishing and foraging, bonus points if you have a garden to grow your own fruit, veg and herbs. Side effects might be vitamin deficiency and an overbearing yearning to dress lit a hipster. by Docoe (Fri 26th Jun 2020 9:31pm)

Don't drag whisky down with them by Docoe (Sat 27th Jun 2020 2:45pm)

Quite enjoyed that, thanks. by Docoe (Sat 27th Jun 2020 2:54pm)

Why weren't they furloughed? by Docoe (Tue 7th Jul 2020 3:10pm)

> Though I guess sucks pretty hard if your job has been shafted 2 months after being allowed to happen again. That's the main point of the protest. Staff and owners would be more than happy to stay home where it is safest, if their financial interests were being met. At the minute, it isn't clear that these needs will be met fully. These needs weren't met during furlough either, with a significant portion of hospitality income being tips which are unaccounted for during furlough. The Gov also didn't protect hospitality employees from predatory employers, many of whom made staff redundant or did other shady stuff to save money. West have already stated their intention to similarly shaft staff over the next 16 days. This protest is not about people wanting a bevvy down the pub, and it's about something way more than this. It's about workers rights and a whole industry just wanting the decency of earlier notice and more clarity in decision-making. Otherwise it would have been a protest carried out by consumers rather than staff. by Docoe (Sat 10th Oct 2020 8:58am)

> Heard the guy that owns bucks ranting on the radio saying Sturgeon was treating their industry with more contempt than thatcher did to the miners. I understand the protest, but that comment from the bucks bar guy is ludicrous. by Docoe (Sat 10th Oct 2020 9:09am)

I believe the sketchy reasoning they are refering to is the disproportionate targeting of licensed venues, while cafes, gyms and other similarly high risk businesses remain open. Hospitality staff just want to be treated fairly, handed earlier notice and given some financial guarantee. by Docoe (Sat 10th Oct 2020 9:08am)

The purpose of the protest wasn't to cause any disturbance to the council or Government, or destroy property. Most of these workers live and work in the city most days - they don't want to wreck the place. The ice achieved what it was intended to achieve, media attention to get a message to Sturgeon, in a peaceful manner. The workers chose this protest because it was inexpensive, not destructive, and symbolic to them. The ice was to symbolise jobs "melting away" and the industry being "put on ice" again, this time for 16 days. The Scottish Licensed Trade Association have predicted 75% of pubs won't survive the pandemic. This means a lot to these people. I'm not saying you feel this way, but I've found it funny how many of the statue guarding brigade have mocked this protest for being pointless because it simply melts away. I really can't tell if people want vandalism at protests or not. by Docoe (Sat 10th Oct 2020 9:23am)

I've genuinely seen people calling for the ice to have been donated to food banks, and others complaining this is bad for the environment. The latter point being made completely redundant because the ice was from ice machines being turned off and needing emptied. They didn't make the ice for the event, it was already being to be melted. by Docoe (Sat 10th Oct 2020 9:29am)

You're not wrong, but that's only one factor to consider. There might have been more people going to pubs than there will be at house parties, but how much PPE and social distancing will there be at these house parties compared to a pub. All in all, that's what will dictate the spread - not numbers alone. by Docoe (Sat 10th Oct 2020 9:26am)

No one is arguing the numbers in attendance will be fractionally close. Neither you or I are qualified to say whether virus transmission numbers will be close, and I think people have a right to be worried that regulated drinking will be replaced by unregulated drinking. by Docoe (Sat 10th Oct 2020 9:39am)

> During the lockdown there were those who claimed it would be worse because people would just congregate in house parties. These are two different measures and not comparable. Lockdown mitigates mostly all circumstances for the virus to spread exponentially. Closing pubs mitigates a singular cause. House parties are also a singular cause. With this in mind, it was unreasonable to question whether full scale lockdown would lead to more infections because of house parties. It's reasonable to compare and contrast two singular matters and ask whether house parties will cause more infection than pubs, particularly when tackling one might be catalytic to the other. by Docoe (Sat 10th Oct 2020 11:16am)

This is staff, not punters. They don't give a shit about not being able to have a pint, they care about their financial welfare and the lack of clarity provided by the ScotGov. by Docoe (Sun 11th Oct 2020 8:40am)

Easterhouse is a changed place. It isn't great, it is still impoverished. But it is more addiction now and less violence. You won't see a lot of that spilling over to Baillieston. by Docoe (Wed 14th Oct 2020 1:23am)

They've managed to convince themselves of many weird respiratory beliefs. So the daft cunts think they're saving their lungs. by Docoe (Wed 14th Oct 2020 1:32am)

Rangers by Docoe (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 11:59am)

They haven't *just* won anything though, they won it 15 days ago, and had quite the party on the day to mark the occasion. My thinking is they've bought fireworks expecting to win the match yesterday, then just set the fireworks off anyway when they didn't. by Docoe (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 11:59am)

They won the league 15 days ago ya fud. They've bought fireworks expecting to pump Celtic, then let them off anyway when that never happened. by Docoe (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 12:00pm)

You've missed the point completely. by Docoe (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 12:57pm)

I don't agree that's the problem. Makes it sound like the only reason there were problems is because you've let poor people congregate. In reality, these areas suffered not because they were filled with social housing, but because the infrastructure was so poor. No places for leasure, no supermarkets, no green parks, and terrible transport links - which many couldn't afford to use. People were isolated, impoverished and bored. People get themselves in terrible situations in those conditions. Integration into established areas and around decent private property is absolutely the best case scenario, but we shouldn't claim mass council housing complexes can't work. They just weren't done right, and if they were done properly they could be a valuable answer to the housing/homelessness crisis. by Docoe (Thu 6th May 2021 7:24am)

I know, my family are from Easterhouse originally. These schemes from around the time were planned and built poorly - and probably were never intended to be built properly. by Docoe (Thu 6th May 2021 1:32pm)

Do you mind if I ask why it's impossible? If it's because of your landlord or something, fair enough. If it's a work commitment sort of thing then there are lots of pets that you can get which require very little upkeep. I have a gecko for example. He gets fed every couple of days, and I have a timer for his heat lamp to go on and off each day. They can be interactive with their owner once they are used to you, but also don't mind being left alone as they are solitary. Because they are solitary and also store fats in their tail, they can go weeks without care or food - and it's no issue to them or their health. This is great for me when I go on holiday for a week, any longer and I get someone to care for him. He's going on 15 now, and he's an adorable, colourful old boy. Even everyone who says they don't like reptiles ends up loving him. by Docoe (Mon 21st Jun 2021 9:10am)

I'm not on the spectrum, so unfortunately I cannot give any meaningful advice regarding working with autism. I just wanted to say good luck, and suggest that you have a look online for jobs in warehouses and similar capacities. I'm currently in a job where I have very little interaction with the public. As for mentioning that you have autism when applying for jobs, small businesses won't feel as obliged to follow the law and may outright reject you if they are discriminatory against people with autism. Larger businesses will be more likely to give you an interview if you disclose that you have autism in your application, as they are legally required to do so and they have more to lose by discriminating (because bigger companies are more likely to be caught). by Docoe (Fri 23rd Jul 2021 6:14pm)

Alstons Bar and Beef if you fancy spoiling her with steaks. Place is class and "a hidden gem" according to everyone who has ever been. Also has a nice bar if you're only out for drinks Moskito has reopened with new owners and looks immense. Cocktails were class. Tabac has always been a date place. Bowlarama for bowling and drinks Fore Play Crazy Golf for golf and drinks by Docoe (Sun 25th Jul 2021 9:44pm)

> They’re the wasps of the bird world. Nae cunt likes them. They shout all day n night, steal yer chips and shite on yer car Widny like to see the wasps where you live by Docoe (Sun 25th Jul 2021 9:40pm)

Hey, to echo what others have said: Gumtree free section Facebook free section Constant refresh of eBay buy it now, filtered by lowest price. Obviously for large items like washing machines, you will need to filter by local collection too. Glasgow Barter pages, which is a completely different experience from a Glasgow battering hahaha. If you struggle to find the barter pages let me know and I'll give you more details. If you scan over posts on these pages, you'll figure out how they work pretty quickly. Generally, you can offer most people a bottle of wine for whatever they are offering. I have actually seen people in your scenario post on these groups, asking for any household items that members of the group would be willing to part with for free. Many people in Glasgow have been down on their luck, so people are sympathetic and willing to help. Red Heart Foundation furniture stores are very good, but pricing is hit and miss across the store. Depending on the nature of your breakup, you may also be able to get help from certain charities. All the best, enjoy your new home *Edit: I have Amazon prime, if you see anything on there that you want delivered let me know. by Docoe (Tue 27th Jul 2021 12:26pm)

> **The Toby Jug is a fine pub.** So concentrate on the shiny brushed stainless Steel and chrome full of fucking cocktail shakers and weegee fakers charging £7 for a pint. Okay Grandad by Docoe (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 12:44am)

Wishing you all the best. Sorry I can't recommend any services, but hang in there. by Docoe (Mon 30th Aug 2021 1:26am)

My tax money shouldn't go towards offering any services to horrible, heartless scum like you. by Docoe (Mon 30th Aug 2021 11:55pm)

Wouldn't recommend you go back to blue dog mate. Owners showed their true colours during lockdown and lost their talented staff. It was really bad - discussed in the House of Commons type of bad. by Docoe (Tue 31st Aug 2021 12:09am)

> The Blue Dog. Extensive cocktail menu, full of your traditional cocktails and some more weird and wacky ones. I recommend you never go back. Absolute scumbag owners - also own AdLib- fucked their staff to the point it was discussed in the house of commons. All their talented staff left, you can find some of them at Moskito which reopened. Not sure where the rest of the staff went. by Docoe (Tue 31st Aug 2021 12:08am)

Same hands, but the owner has burned through and pissed off most of the talented bartenders in Glasgow. by Docoe (Tue 31st Aug 2021 12:07am)

I recommend you never go back. Absolute scumbag owners - also own AdLib- fucked their staff to the point it was discussed in the house of commons. All their talented staff left, you can find some of them at Moskito which reopened. Not sure where the rest of the staff went. by Docoe (Tue 31st Aug 2021 12:05am)

Folks, please don't go back to blue dog. I know it's been mentioned a lot on this thread, but they fucked their staff over something awful. They do not deserve your business. by Docoe (Tue 31st Aug 2021 12:10am)

One that doesn't always seem accessable but is, Alstons. They've got a lift they share with Gordon Street Coffee, so you access it from the coffee shop. by Docoe (Mon 6th Sep 2021 9:28pm)

> They'd be label neo nazis or homophobic or misogynistic. Well what else are white men proud of if not these three things? by Docoe (Mon 6th Sep 2021 9:25pm)

> It was still there, on the bin. 15minutes later. That's lucky as fuck! by Docoe (Wed 8th Sep 2021 3:10pm)

My da, the most laid back and forgetful man I've ever met, carries one of those phone/wallet combo cases. Clearly he's just an adrenaline junkie. by Docoe (Wed 8th Sep 2021 4:23pm)

This lad has his head screwed on, tbh it sounds like his mates need him. by Docoe (Sat 11th Sep 2021 5:34pm)

This'll be a fun thread. by Docoe (Wed 22nd Sep 2021 9:27am)

Not sure about snorkeling, but before the dive centre was closed the argyle caravan park was a popular spot for similar activities. They sank a few boats and similar things to attract sea life to those spots - worth checking out if you're in the area I would say. It's a 2 minute drive from Inveraray town. by Docoe (Thu 23rd Sep 2021 1:31pm)

Ano you're joking, but not everything from the EU comes direct to us. Much of it passes through the EU and other European nations, so it does have an impact. Not as badly impacted as import from EU nations though. by Docoe (Sat 25th Sep 2021 9:43pm)

Selfish as fuck by Docoe (Mon 27th Sep 2021 3:54pm)

> doesn’t really make me feel much better about the fact I’m in debt I’ll never fully repay So, just like me you're a history graduate as well aye? by Docoe (Mon 27th Sep 2021 4:05pm)

> Could be worse, you could be a history graduate and a history post-grad too. Oh, it is worse. Got my post-grad and currently work in a completely different industry, after being rejected from History teaching twice! by Docoe (Mon 27th Sep 2021 9:19pm)

I did the Masters History at Strathclyde, and applied for teaching after a year out. Aye, I feel like us history grads are those people who are employable for a lot of different roles - such as research - but many of us don't go into history. What sort of research do you do now? by Docoe (Mon 27th Sep 2021 9:26pm)

Congratulations on the baby! I have a lot of family that do childcare so from their experiences I can see why that would be interesting. I specialised in drug history, specifically interested in alcohol history. So that has actually led me into the drinks industry, currently looking to get into sales and/or marketing. by Docoe (Mon 27th Sep 2021 9:31pm)

The Thai restaurant above Tiki bar never gets the credit it deserves. by Docoe (Thu 7th Oct 2021 10:44am)

I'm really not sure who will show that. If it is on TV, I'd just stick to the city centre and check around. The Raven often have multiple games on at a time. Hope you find somewhere. by Docoe (Sat 9th Oct 2021 1:19pm)

I've done that and it was class. Get there when you can by Docoe (Mon 11th Oct 2021 12:58am)

To jump onto this topic - you don't necessarily need fresh stuff. I used to kick myself when I wanted a whisky sour but didn't have any lemon juice. Then I heard about citric acid, you can buy it from your local Indian supermarket or from Amazon. It's a non-perishable dry good, and you just dilute it with water before adding it to a cocktail as if it was lemon/lime. You can read more here: https://punchdrink.com/articles/drink-science-with-team-lyan-acidity-without-citrus/ by Docoe (Mon 11th Oct 2021 1:11am)

Bit odd of you to assume English isn't his native language. Brits forced plenty of nations to abandon their own language and pick up theirs. Then left them a third world country on the way out. by Docoe (Wed 13th Oct 2021 8:08pm)

Munro's changed to The Bull - are you saying it's the same owner? by Docoe (Sun 17th Oct 2021 12:47am)

Fuck sake, gutted. by Docoe (Sun 17th Oct 2021 7:25pm)

Irn Bru by Docoe (Thu 11th Nov 2021 10:08pm)

> Plus ironically half the people from Uddingston claim to be from Bothwell, the grass is always greener. This does my nut in! I'm from Uddingston and can't stand this aspect of the town. Rich snobs talking about how they live "in the good bit of Uddingston, right next Bothwell" or "in the red sandstones". People that obsess about being higher class are wallopers. by Docoe (Sun 14th Nov 2021 2:35pm)

I actually don't mind Tannochside folk saying they're fae Uddingston, just because Tannochside is this very small place with nae main street and no sense of a Tannochside community. If you said the the average Joe "I'm from Tannochside" they wouldn't know what the fuck that is. It feels like an extension of Uddingston. But Viewpark, Baillieston, Bellshill and Bothwell are all proper, recognisable towns with a community and recognised boundaries. It's embarrassing to try and pretend you're from somewhere you're not by Docoe (Sun 14th Nov 2021 2:54pm)

I have family that moved to Broomhouse and I've given them the same slagging when they say they're in SL. by Docoe (Sun 14th Nov 2021 3:14pm)

I worked in the bar scene for a long time, so know a few in the industry and frequent a few Glasgow/Edinburgh hospitality Facebook pages. The amount of posts I've seen alerting people to phone/wallet muggings, pickpocketing and scamming has gone through the roof. It was the same two lads most of the time, going by CCTV. They obviously prey on those that are out having a drink. by Docoe (Mon 15th Nov 2021 2:03am)

Where was this? A few months back my girlfriend and I had to stop a guy taking a paralytic lassie into a taxi, just outside polo. Similar story too, lassie had lost her pals and her phone was dead. After we got her to her home, the girl shared her number with my girlfriend. She texted the next day to say thanks, and that she has no idea who the guy was. She was just desperate to get home and this sober, middle aged man who was out in Glasgow on his own said he'd get her home in a taxi. I got a dreadful vibe from the guy. I dread to think it was the same man, but this was what I feared would happen to the girl if we hadn't forced him to get out the taxi. by Docoe (Tue 16th Nov 2021 9:11am)

I'm well aware that it's not a baby sitting service, seeing as I worked in bars and clubs for 5 fuckin years. Doesn't change the fact that Polo is notorious for their handling of drunk people. If they were so eager to evict drunk people, maybe their bartenders also need trained on when to cut people off so they don't end up in this mess? They're more than happy to facilitate people to get ratarsed, less than happy to deal with the outcome. I've evicted many people from venues, the difference being that I put their well-being first and cut them off before they become paralytic safety risks, and I always evict the group rather than the person as there is safety in numbers. These are often young adults still learning their limits and occasionally fucking it up a bit - that's before we take spiking into the equation. Have you never accidently ended up ratarsed? Bit of compassion for your fellow humans wouldn't go a miss mate, it's only rape we're talking about. by Docoe (Tue 16th Nov 2021 10:09am)

It has everything to do with your role as a door supervisor. If you're happy to evicting vulnerable people without assisting them to locate a friend then that's wank behaviour. I get that it's a tough job mate, but don't absolve yourself of responsibility because you'd rather not think about what happens to the people you evict to walk Glasgow alone. I never claimed to be a door supervisor so let's start with that. I bartended venues and often did my own KBs and escorting people off premise, or in venues with door staff I'd cut the patron off and if they refused to leave then that's when people like yourself got involved. We all like a cheap drink, that's also not my point. Cheap drink encourages people to get loose which is totally fine, but as bartenders/door supervisors/license holders or whatever the fuck our involvement is with a venue, it's our responsibility to ensure they don't drink too much while doing so. We're meant to cut people off when they present as drunk, not later when they present as paralytic like Polo do. Despite what the other guy said in this comment chain, part of our job is unfortunately babysitting. Not going to give too much info away online, but I worked in a handful of venues in Glasgow, a few abroad and now I work in the drinks industry. by Docoe (Tue 16th Nov 2021 10:34am)

I'm really sorry that happened to your friend. I seen your description of the man in another comment - it's a different guy from the person involved in my experience. by Docoe (Tue 16th Nov 2021 11:07am)

Non-cooperative in what sort of way? Seems like you're building a bit specific scenario when I'm simply saying: A) Polo should stop serving people to the point that they can't stand, speak, or keep their eyes open B) If Polo insist on selling them drink until they can't stand, speak, or keep their eyes open, then don't throw them to the curb to fend for themselves. The people I've seen chucked out of Polo often need medical attention they're that vulnerable and comatosed. Polo chuck them out because the only alternative is getting them medical attention, and that would eventually lead to them being shut down for overserving. They're breaking the law, and as license holders they are absolutely responsible for the state their patrons get into - it's part of the contract they sign to be a wet venue. They are partially to blame, as this is a situation they repeatedly enable and have done for years. They put money first and safety second. > remedied this by **trying** not to get myself in such a state. That's great that you learned your lesson. I'm glad you lived to tell the tail, and hopefully your hairy situation didn't involve you getting raped. Unfortunately, some people aren't so lucky and they end up being assaulted before they have an opportunity to learn their lesson like you did. As you said **trying**. It's one thing to try not the get into that situation again, but I'm sure I'm not the only one in this thread that's tried not to get smashed, then the drink hit them more than they expected. Everyone's alcohol tolerance is subject to change based on sleep, food, stress, drinking habits and so on. Part of a licensed venues responsibility is to assist people in avoiding becoming pure fucked and vulnerable. by Docoe (Tue 16th Nov 2021 12:16pm)

>Polo can’t know when someone’s going to get completely fucked They can know when you're visibly drunk though, and at that point the law is you cut them off. Obviously clubs aren't about to chuck every drunk person out, law or not, they'd be out of business. Polo just seems to let people get more fucked than elsewhere. It's something you can see for yourself really in Polo if you ever go. Coupled with their intolerance to allowing people to locate their mates as they escort them out, it's a recipe for disaster. >The staff have no way of knowing what sort of state this guy will be in when he steps outside the club. Aye, that's fair mate but I'm not arguing against that at all. If someone is a walking, talking, functioning person then nae harm is caused by the staff. Obviously the fresh air can hit you and you're suddenly out your nut. Bouncers canny predict that, nae foul. But again, we're no talking about that. We're talking about people being bounced on their own. I'm explicitly talking about Polo bouncers that are renowned for being bastards during the kick out. I've got mates and met strangers who after asking were told "no, we can't look for your mate(s) on the way out, you're out". I've even met multiple people that weren't allowed to leave via the cloakroom to get their jacket. Kicked oot the club freezing their tits off. They're ruthless and well-known for being the worst door team in Glasgow. The people I've helped in the past have been papped out absolutely fucked. Walking out Polo would have been a miracle, they canny walk, hardly talk, eyes rolling about, drooling and being sick on themselves. Being a drinker and having worked in bars for 5 years, I can say confidently that someone served those people while they were visibly drunk. They were allowed to overstay their welcome, and were only kicked out when they were at their most vulnerable. by Docoe (Tue 16th Nov 2021 2:57pm)

Aye, the law is quite clear and explicit but if clubs followed it they'd be out of business. It would just be nice to see some like Polo take it a little more serious, and cut people off sooner than the choking on vomit stage. They just seem to let people get mangled then don't even pay the courtesy of letting them find their mates while getting escorted out. I've no been in ages, but does Subby still take good care of mangled folk? They always seemed willing to sit you down in a wee area with some water and a pan. by Docoe (Tue 16th Nov 2021 3:01pm)

Aye G1 is a shower of shit. I'm sure The Scotsman Group will create it's own bad press with time. by Docoe (Tue 16th Nov 2021 3:29pm)

Thank you, my girlfriend is a proper angel - she works in a care capacity, it's absolutely in her nature. by Docoe (Tue 16th Nov 2021 7:01pm)

You know better for next time. Don't pay any parking ticket except a council issued one. by Docoe (Tue 16th Nov 2021 7:14pm)

OP is a student so chances are they won't be working the 9-5 routine, but may have the odd 9am lecture. Paisley is a cracking shout. Far enough from Glasgow to be cheap, close enough to travel in cheap and quick, big enough that you don't have to go to the city to have a productive day/night. by Docoe (Tue 16th Nov 2021 7:28pm)

Mate, you're deluded hahaha. You called me out on being a door super when I never once claimed I was! Now you're claiming am this other guy you're arguing wae? Actual headcase. Maybe you're just not very likeable and your opinions are wrong? by Docoe (Tue 16th Nov 2021 9:29pm)

That's horrible, sorry that happened to you. by Docoe (Tue 16th Nov 2021 9:34pm)

Hilarious he hinks we're the same person. Guy would rather create conspiracies than believe multiple people think he's a walloper. by Docoe (Tue 16th Nov 2021 9:30pm)

I believe this is where I got my gecko all of 16 years ago. He's still alive and kicking, so they seemed to have sold me a healthy wee reptile. by Docoe (Wed 17th Nov 2021 2:47pm)

Unfortunately Bearded Dragons are one of those pets that people get bored of, or miscalculate the time/money you need to spend on them. You'd be doing a good deed rehoming one! There are plenty on gumtree and you'll be able to get the vivarium with the dragon too. They're brilliant, sociable pets. Whether you decide to buy from a shop or rehome, you'll enjoy having a beardie. by Docoe (Wed 17th Nov 2021 2:51pm)

Fantastically written. So sorry you went through all this, though I'm sure your words will help many understand homelessness. by Docoe (Fri 19th Nov 2021 11:54am)

Did he seen like he was aware you were watching him add sugar? Could be that he knew he'd burnt the arse out the coffee and was trying to counteract the burnt bitterness without you noticing. by Docoe (Fri 19th Nov 2021 12:27pm)

Wankers downvoting anyone saying glaswegians are nice people? Must be Edinburgh intruders on the sub haha by Docoe (Sat 20th Nov 2021 7:58pm)

I used to post empty bottles of alcohol - wasn't a scam, people just really thought this bottle was pretty. Postage companies are really funny about booze. Tell them you're posting something else like Irn bru, or tell them the bottle is empty. by Docoe (Sat 20th Nov 2021 7:55pm)

Just remember mate, pretzils are delicious. Embrace it. by Docoe (Sat 20th Nov 2021 8:00pm)

Is the GWR one any good? by Docoe (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 3:04am)

I'm a media engineer, but you don't need to call me names by Docoe (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 3:06am)

Uddingston/Bothwell are those that come to mind that haven't been mentioned by Docoe (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 3:14am)

Damn I need to try it then, it's just round the corner from me. What food is good to start with? by Docoe (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 12:06pm)

Class mate. Would love some pickles on it, and had a shite kebab somewhere near there lately so will give this a bash by Docoe (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 1:38pm)

Non Viet Esushi Tuk Tuk Indian BRGR Pepe's by Docoe (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 9:19pm)

Aye BRGR isny brilliant but for me is close and they do a decent % off for deliveroo What's your go-to burger place? by Docoe (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 10:31pm)

I had a smashburger the other night which was alright but nothing out of this world by Docoe (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 10:47pm)

That's great to hear. Big fan of proper treatment in the hospo industry, hard to come by. by Docoe (Wed 24th Nov 2021 3:26pm)

Nah, fuck Blue Dog. Quick Google is all that's needed if you want to see how seriously they fucked their staff. Same goes for Ad Lib, same owners. by Docoe (Wed 24th Nov 2021 9:45pm)

Amsterdam, Alstons, Rufus T Firefly, Spiritualist (posh clientele warning), Bloc, Howlin Wolf, The Lab, Reardons, Drury Street, Felsons, Pot Still, O'Neils. by Docoe (Wed 24th Nov 2021 9:54pm)

[Aye, I have this screenshot from a while back. For context, they now own Ralph and Finns](https://ibb.co/zRKHKsx) by Docoe (Wed 24th Nov 2021 10:42pm)

Yep. If it's not the best steak in Glasgow it's top three. Their set-menu rump steak is insane value for money, it's like a fillet. by Docoe (Wed 24th Nov 2021 11:46pm)

You huv nae business bein in Yoker by Docoe (Fri 26th Nov 2021 4:58pm)

Did they say something bad to the current employer? It's pretty standard for potential employers to contact current employers for references by Docoe (Sat 27th Nov 2021 1:45am)

Okay, that makes sense now. I was struggling to get to understand the story a bit. Arsehole move from them. by Docoe (Sat 27th Nov 2021 7:37pm)

Alstons, which is beneath Gordon Street Coffee, is owned by the same company. They use the same coffee beans, same milk etc. They have a bar area that you can sit at for a coffee. Nice and quiet during the afternoon weekdays. by Docoe (Wed 1st Dec 2021 1:11pm)

Don't suppose you're renting a two bedroom or a one bed w/ an office? My better half and I are on the market for a house around the Greater Glasgow area, after she got a research job and needs the study space. We'd be looking to stay for a year or just over, hoping to buy our own place once/if she gets a permanent position. by Docoe (Tue 7th Dec 2021 3:11am)

Probably because you're offering unsolicited advice - though more in the shape of demands. Hypocritical advice too; how are you calling yourself a climate change denier while investing in crypto? It's bad for the environment too. by Docoe (Wed 8th Dec 2021 1:18pm)

> You obviously don't believe we are in a climate emergency If I was a climate emergency denier I wouldn't be saying crypto is bad for the environment, how thick are you? Not everyone that thinks you're an insufferable cunt has to be a climate change denier. by Docoe (Wed 8th Dec 2021 2:18pm)

It's always the 10th one, terminal hangover after that one by Docoe (Mon 20th Dec 2021 11:29pm)

> Hospitality there are loads of jobs going but you could well end up unemployed in the New Year. This is solid advice, with the looming chance of lockdown being a big thing. If you decide to go the hospitality route anyway though, join the Glasgow Bartenders Club on facebook. Jobs listed on there weekly. by Docoe (Mon 20th Dec 2021 11:33pm)

I used to go up to the Tannochside industrial park to practice roads and roundabouts. As someone else said, it's quiet at night. Then I'd go to the retail park that has curries, B&M bargains and that sort of thing. There I'd practice maneuvers and parking. Between those two things and a good instructor your son should have all he needs. by Docoe (Wed 22nd Dec 2021 11:23pm)

Back when dugs were dugs. Pups nowadays ur snowflakes, have it too good. No like back in the war by Docoe (Wed 22nd Dec 2021 11:20pm)

Something that maybe hasn't been mentioned yet is to browse your local big brand like Sainsbury's and Tesco. Usually they are way too expensive, but at certain times of the day they'll have lots in the reduced section. Great place to pick up fruit and veg to use in the coming days or freeze for when you need them. by Docoe (Wed 22nd Dec 2021 11:30pm)

Is that real? I've heard that before but all the stuff online seems to refute it. I did always think the gov/DVLA websites may just lie and say they work both ways and from both direction of traffic flow to deter people from speeding. by Docoe (Wed 22nd Dec 2021 11:44pm)

You must be the only driver to have never caught themselves driving over the speed limit, congratulations mate that's pure impressive. Either that or you don't drive by Docoe (Wed 22nd Dec 2021 11:47pm)

Slater's have the largest selection in the city for sure, but just watch as they try to fit everyone like it's still the 90s. Be very specific if you don't want some baggy cuts at the leg. by Docoe (Thu 23rd Dec 2021 12:03am)

>The people who have served me (older guys to younger guys) know their shit and have given good advice to someone who didn't know too much about suits to begin with. Oh I'm not saying they don't absolutely know their shit about suits, they're definitely professional. I just felt they normally leaned towards traditional fitting. by Docoe (Thu 23rd Dec 2021 9:16pm)

Gonny someone stop ma da dae dancin, he's goat a heart hingy by Docoe (Thu 23rd Dec 2021 9:34pm)

Join Glasgow Bartenders Club on facebook. Regular job ads uploaded there by Docoe (Mon 27th Dec 2021 2:50pm)

There's a Glasgow app called ecoeats now, that them? by Docoe (Wed 29th Dec 2021 1:46am)

> I've been to football matches all my life and the police don't behave like that. Aye, the polis are famously well behaved and treat fans fantastically at the football... by Docoe (Sat 1st Jan 2022 9:57pm)

Name the names mate by Docoe (Fri 7th Jan 2022 11:29pm)

Yes. The Luchador, The Bull, Fly South and there may be others I'm forgetting. by Docoe (Fri 7th Jan 2022 11:28pm)

Wonder if that was the same thread where someone told me about the owners pish workplace history. Maybe it was you, can't find the thread anymore. by Docoe (Fri 7th Jan 2022 11:39pm)

Not sure how to get into these sort of roles, but respite/care homes often have hired cooks. Far less pressure than hospitality, plus my girlfriend said the chef in her respite place loves cooking all the kids favourite meals (even if half of it is pizzas and fish fingers lol) by Docoe (Sat 8th Jan 2022 12:03am)

You could easily spend your day walking up byres road, then take a right onto Great Western Road and walk until you hit St George's Cross station. You'd easily get to about 10 shops by Docoe (Sat 8th Jan 2022 11:43am)

I hear there's meant to be a place opening in London too. by Docoe (Sat 8th Jan 2022 1:51pm)

> he doesn't have a positive LFT or PCR while I have tested positive on both Do one for him? by Docoe (Tue 11th Jan 2022 9:00pm)

They always blamed the council, about it being drains outside or something. Would be interested to know the root cause by Docoe (Mon 24th Jan 2022 4:08pm)

> Joe Kerr (Joker) Les Porter (Yoker) by Docoe (Tue 25th Jan 2022 10:37pm)

DELETED You've managed to say lots but nothing at all by Docoe (Tue 25th Jan 2022 11:00pm)

Tabac fits the bill for evening drinks. Can be quiet enough during the weekdays too by Docoe (Tue 25th Jan 2022 11:34pm)

Both owned by the same people, and the vibe/attitude is off in both. by Docoe (Tue 25th Jan 2022 11:33pm)

> their explanation says HMRC fucked up and they kept going till the well ran dry Yeah, that's what Blue Dog ownership said. That... Wasn't the case at all when it came down to it. This is just one article of a long list, which included the owners using payroll loopholes connected with criminals, renovating venues up to the tune of 5 figure sums while claiming they couldn't pay staff. They also bought "Ralph & Finns" in one of the most expensive areas for hospitality property in Glasgow, and furbished the new venue while staff are still not paid even today. by Docoe (Wed 26th Jan 2022 1:01am)

Tradeston, wearing a washed out tshirt wae Rihanna on it and a pair of two stripe trainers, is telling everyone that they're going to be minted soon. Any time now. by Docoe (Fri 28th Jan 2022 6:50pm)

History grad here! Part of the "no money in my field, do something else" degrees by Docoe (Fri 28th Jan 2022 8:05pm)

You'd be surprised what people bring to the cinema. For example, the pregnancy tests in the bathroom. Working at the Vue opened my eyes to the manky bastards of the world. I have a theory that the woman's bathrooms are worse than the mens and ironically manky because women are too feart of germs, so would rather not touch the flusher or lift up the sanitary bin lid. Grim stuff. by Docoe (Fri 4th Feb 2022 10:47am)

I know what you mean, we were right above a boots too so the tests itself where bound to happen. Would much rather they put the stick they pished on into the bins provided though. by Docoe (Fri 4th Feb 2022 3:54pm)

I worked for Glendola too. They weren't too bad to work for, but found their leadership at any level above GM was always utter shite. Worth noting that they did lay off the majority of their staff in Glasgow during lockdown. Having said that, Alston Bar and Beef is a Glendola venue, couldn't be more central and might be hiring. I'd check that out if I were you, great place to work. by Docoe (Tue 8th Feb 2022 8:45pm)

I don't have a recommendation, but good luck and well done for planning on taking control of something that makes you feel anxious! by Docoe (Thu 17th Feb 2022 4:29pm)

Add "certain" at the start of all the following: Cinema - free cinema tickets Restaurant/Bar - free meal, free pint end of shift, tips Football security (specifically the wee guys sitting between home and away end) - watch the game Night security - watch Netflix, play games on laptop, read books, study Delivery driver - free food, tips Canny think of any others by Docoe (Mon 21st Feb 2022 2:00am)

If you're finding it hard to stand out amongst your peers, it usually means your CV doesn't look good enough. Look at Google Docs CV templates and pick whatever one is both slick and has the best format to display the most info on just two pages (I.e. something with a heading column, writing columns for experience, and listing column for your traits/qualities). Again using Google templates, write a cover letter about yourself and all your most transferable skills. Things that would be valuable in any workplace. Cover letters make candidates stand out from all those who never used one. Don't write more than a page, otherwise it's not a cover. Before submitting it for each job, simply edit the company names and job roles each time, tweak little things if need be. This gives the illusion of researching the job and putting effort into the application without actually doing so. As for side hussles, I used to buy cheaply listed phones from gumtree and sell them on eBay. There was a big enough price gap that it made it worthwhile, but you need to account for eBays 10% fee, postage and unfortunately scammers. by Docoe (Mon 21st Feb 2022 2:12am)

Christ - that's rough. Had the near opposite experience over my 6 years - few places that hardly ever done afterwork pints, more places that only discounted meals rather than free meals. Seems daft but I wouldn't have worked in a bar that didn't do a pint at the end of the shift haha. by Docoe (Wed 23rd Feb 2022 7:04pm)

Nah, that's dreadful. I know some employers are like that, but its sooo cheap to treat staff like that. In my first job in a hotel up near Oban, the place had energy drink on gun, and anything on gun was free to staff. Really put my heart to the test that summer! by Docoe (Wed 23rd Feb 2022 7:16pm)

Mind boggling how many people cant grasp that multiple things can happen all at once. by Docoe (Thu 24th Feb 2022 6:50pm)

> Really limits your options Almost like she wanted to limit her options to (*shock*) women's only gyms by Docoe (Thu 3rd Mar 2022 10:37pm)

You don't need to justify yourself to men who feel personally offended by the things you do to feel safe. by Docoe (Thu 3rd Mar 2022 10:41pm)

>Tell me how it's different Well your example is stupid, while hers is isn't. Hope that clarifies things for you. by Docoe (Thu 3rd Mar 2022 11:51pm)

I wrote that "shitty" response to antagonise you for being a tit for comparing apples and oranges, or in other words, building a strawman argument. The real answer is that it's perfectly possible to establish men-only gyms, and actually legal to open ethnic gyms too, like in your example. As with any gym, they need to have a viable business model. If you think you can establish a successful white-only gym for ~~women~~ white people who have PTSD from their experiences with ~~men~~ other ethnicities, have at it. Do you think there's a demand for this? Given the number of sexual and violent assaults women are subjected to by men, I know what business model is going to be more popular if you make me choose between your example and theirs. by Docoe (Fri 4th Mar 2022 12:14am)

You could just read about this rather than be so confidently wrong. The law says you can't have white/black-only gyms because they don't want to be seen to be encouraging Jim Crow laws. However, you can open x-ethnicity only memberships to places such as gyms, i.e. Asian only, African American only and so on. Stupidly though, you could still call the African American only gym something like "Black Gym Club" so long as your seen to make the decision based on ethnic background rather than skin colour. Citizen Advice: > Are there times when people providing goods, facilities or services are allowed to treat you less favourably? Clubs, associations and charities set up especially for people of a particular ethnic or national group are allowed to discriminate in some circumstances. They can discriminate against you because of your nationality or ethnic or national origin. However, they are not allowed to discriminate against you because of your colour. Equality Act: Gov.Uk > Clubs and other associations for people who share a protected characteristic The Act allows private clubs and other associations (except political parties) to restrict membership to people who share protected characteristics. What has changed? The Act maintains the previous exceptions allowing clubs to restrict their membership according to race and sexual orientation and extends it, in line with the extended protection from discrimination, to also cover gender reassignment, pregnancy and maternity, religion or belief, and sex. by Docoe (Fri 4th Mar 2022 9:22am)

> Firstly what the fuck are you talking about African Americans for? This is the UK, not the USA. An example of particular ethnicities that would be allowed to set up exclusive orgs. Did you know African Americans can still live in another country? Believe it or not, people have moved to the UK. Wait until you hear that my other example, Asian people, don't just live in Asia. Mind blowing, I know. >Secondly: https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/85018/private-clubs.pdf Yes, I've also read this. It's the first result on Google when you search for any information on the topic we're discussing. Glad you finally decided to read about the point your making rather than talking shit you don't know about. Unfortunately though, you're misunderstanding the gym/club point above. The point the document is making is organisations open to **the public** and operating on **entry fees** cannot discriminate based on ethnicity. They gave gym/club just as an example of some that might operate with daily entry fees rather than memberships. To quote you on something you already mentioned: > Examples of associations include private clubs such as golf and other sports clubs. Private membership gyms operate differently from simple entry fees to members of the public. Many (most now actually) operate as a sports club, charging monthly/yearly membership fees which make the need for entry fees redundant. For those that wish, it also allows them to set regulations which limit the membership to particular protected characteristics (disability, race, gender, religion, sexual orientation). Brings us back to the original point of exactly why places like womens-old gyms are allowed to operate in the UK - restrictive memberships to serve the disadvantaged protected characteristics. by Docoe (Fri 4th Mar 2022 12:39pm)

You're definitely appearing as the person triggered. You've been done here. by Docoe (Sun 6th Mar 2022 1:39am)

Well when one buys a better version of the other, it's a bit fuckin shite for everyone else. Besides, it isn't a criticism of wealth or education to say that Glasgow Uni has its own weird little accent. Same can't be said for any other uni I've been around. by Docoe (Sun 6th Mar 2022 1:36am)

Feel like I canny go to any of the better places in Glasgow to eat and drink, they always end up being ran by utter cunts. Sorry they fucked you over, hope you got your due. by Docoe (Sun 6th Mar 2022 11:39pm)

Even the usual Finnieston bar dwellers think that place is for wanks by Docoe (Thu 10th Mar 2022 1:42am)

> I didn’t say it was > like many **other** industries by Docoe (Thu 10th Mar 2022 2:10am)

> What's changed since? More students Migration from London after switches from office to home working Sellers market for property atm, meaning many landlords have sold up and there is less rentals with increased demand Inflation rising higher than wage increases, meaning it's a fight for the cheaper housing ____ I took a West End rental at the end of 2019 and handed the keys back last month. I had a decent enough relationship with the landlord so took an active part in helping him find a new tennent (read: I was there for the open house, told people he's not a cunt). He had insane interest, phone ringing off the hook, people saying they'd take it without even viewing, and ultimately he gave it to someone who offered 1yr upfront. It really showed me that even in the space of a year the demand had shot right up, and it was already murder when I found that flat in 2019. by Docoe (Thu 10th Mar 2022 2:22am)

> the rest of us (who are definitely not in it for a big payday - who just don't want to sell our places) Tbh mate, I think you're one of the few who isn't in it for the pay day. Ultimately, more landlords are trying to make run a business off the back of city housing shortages. Your reason sounds pretty legit though. by Docoe (Thu 10th Mar 2022 2:26am)

Aye, it would be mental of it was someone looking to live her permanent - though others on the thread have mentioned the mental deposits needed to buy atm because of mostly all homes selling above the valuation. In this instance, it was a very wealth (I know she was wealthy because it was one of her sales points "I'm good for it" basically" foreign woman trying to secure the flat for her student child who was going to be moving in there for a few years. by Docoe (Thu 10th Mar 2022 9:09am)

He done this to me once when I was absolutely stone cold sober (had tagged on late to a party, had like two pints at that point). Fair enough, I probably just smelt like booze as I was a bartender at the time. Nae qualms with he man but, did not mind having to go get some chips and cheese hahaha. Cunt was probably in commission with the local food business, with the amount of times he was saying that though. by Docoe (Tue 15th Mar 2022 3:33pm)

If you managed 4 months sober on your last attempt, I know you can make the next go at things much longer, and possibly even permanent! Try to focus on what you've achieved - like 4 months sober and a business - while you plan what you still need to achieve. It is the proof you can do this. Good luck and well done for seeking support. by Docoe (Fri 1st Apr 2022 12:43am)

As others have mentioned, there's plenty places in the Merchant City which fit the bill. If I were you, I'd start the night at The Amsterdam followed by The Absent Ear, both not necessarily LGBTQ+ bars but certainly LGBTQ+ friendly all the same, then head to Katie's Bar for another and maybe a game of pool there. After, head to Riding Room if they have a show on, then downstairs to Polo when it starts to busy up a bit. As someone mentioned the bouncers can be funny in Polo, if you don't get in head to Hide and Seek. It's not a club vibe but it is open until 3. by Docoe (Tue 19th Apr 2022 11:24pm)

I now pronounce you *barred* by Docoe (Wed 20th Apr 2022 4:02am)

When I was a wee guy, still in school and spending one of my first days in Glasgow without the watchful eye of parents, I was walking by that archway where Rogano used to be and the homeless often sit. I was having a conversation about God knows what, when I was walking by the homeless gent I responded to my pal "I just don't believe them" The guy stood up, yelled out to me, shouted that he'd do me in and told me to fuck off. Nearly fuckin shat myself having no idea what just happened. Took a minute to dawn on me what had all transpired and that he thought I was talking about him. He must have thought I was repeating some of the shitty opinions people have about homeless people, like I don't believe people are really homeless, or maybe that I don't believe they'll use the money for food, etc. by Docoe (Wed 20th Apr 2022 11:04am)

Calling them junkies doesn't stop them from shitting in your close or threatening them with knives. Your comment carries the same information if you just call them addicts. If I had a series of bad experiences with people of another race does that mean I can use derogatory racial slurs now by Docoe (Wed 4th May 2022 1:32pm)

It's not hard to just say addict, not sure why you insist on using a word that demeans people. Less virtue signalling, more having been raised by a parent that worked in addiction services. Has much the same stories as you have with violence, but definitely tells a different story about their mental capacity. Lots of tears and emotions in those sort of services. Shown your ignorance here mate, but it makes it easier to understand why you refuse to just call them addicts so cheers for that. Wee bit of empathy wouldn't go amiss in your life mate. Might feel better for it. Certainly less angry and reactive i.e. crying someone is a virtue signalling cunt because they think differently from you. Funnily enough addiction is partially rooted in diminished impulse control by Docoe (Wed 4th May 2022 1:56pm)

>I see that wee girl every other day and she needs to carry that trauma with her for the rest of her life. The stupidity of your comment is that these are the sort of stories the addicted young women would tell my mum about while going clean. You can say they should have been stronger and not use trauma as an excuse to use, but you can't deny the science shows a correlation between trauma and drug use. If you help the "junkies" you wouldn't pish on, you increase the chance of getting them clean and breaking a cycle that leads to wee girls being threatened with knives. Maybe you'd rather they all died like you said earlier, but wait until I tell you about the correlation between orphaned children and drug abuse. >As far as ignorance goes my comments / feelings are far from the right way to look at it and people like yourself and your mum are doing the right thing but I simply cannot look past my experiences with them . If addicts can simply stop using their experiences as an excuse to use, can't you stop using your experiences as an excuse to be a hateful wee man? by Docoe (Wed 4th May 2022 2:11pm)

Five actually, the masters one was when I wrote about Britain's first addiction epidemic. When you write so much at uni it allows you to only take a few seconds to call someone out for their anger. For someone that doesn't give a fuck, you've already admitted you're ignorant. You clearly just don't want to admit you could be better. by Docoe (Wed 4th May 2022 2:18pm)

You're very welcome mate, every day's a school day and all that by Docoe (Wed 4th May 2022 2:21pm)

If you're not in a rush for it, I've been told the best thing to do is wait until after wedding season for the rentals being sold off. In terms of best/cheapest option, I'd get yourself professionally measured. Will cost a little, but allows you to shop online for a kilt and potentially grab a bargain. I was in a rush though, and had to throw down £120 on a rental by Docoe (Fri 6th May 2022 10:08am)

Can you go back to only posting GIFs please by Docoe (Sun 8th May 2022 11:20am)

Won't need to be a men's place, and salons are pretty much guaranteed to offer that service whereas barbers aren't a guarantee. If you're tying it in with a cut though, I recommend Code. by Docoe (Tue 10th May 2022 11:58pm)

I'm going to name him Bert by Docoe (Sun 15th May 2022 12:25am)

Impressive nevertheless, a very well trained dug by Docoe (Sun 15th May 2022 12:32am)

> Celtic fans shouting about how ma dug was gonnae get booted. The dug is absolutely shitin hersel. I'm just surprised yer dug understands English by Docoe (Sun 15th May 2022 12:30am)

That's a cock mate no an arse by Docoe (Sun 15th May 2022 3:10am)

How miserable and cheap of you by Docoe (Sun 22nd May 2022 1:08am)

You have it the wrong way round. Keep tipping good service. America needs to stop paying people a shit wage, and remove compulsory tipping. by Docoe (Sun 22nd May 2022 1:10am)

Well, I've worked in the drinks industry for the last 8 years, so not very by Docoe (Sun 22nd May 2022 11:01am)

That's quite the assertion to make from a Reddit post. Nothing against mushrooms, and I know it can be helpful for some. Still, recommending mushrooms to an addict you've never met seems ridiculous and quite irresponsible. You don't know this person or how they would respond to mushrooms. It's also not picking season, so you're effectively recommending an addict gets in touch with a dealer. by Docoe (Mon 23rd May 2022 12:28am)

I'm sure I'm not the only one here who has had positive experiences on mushrooms, and still thinks it's barking mad to point an addict you've never met towards them. You're in no position to decide if this guy is in the right place to seek out mushrooms. by Docoe (Mon 23rd May 2022 12:31am)

As I said I had a positive experience with mushrooms, so by suggesting their experience could be different are you telling me there is a chance it could impact them negatively? If so, why are you recommending the drug to someone you don't know? Perhaps they could be useful for this person, but randoms on Reddit aren't in a position to tell this guy to take mushrooms. It isn't the issue that mushrooms are addictive, because I know they aren't. But recommending an addict seeks them out when they're out of season could put them in contact with the wrong person. They're at a very vulnerable stage in overcoming addiction and it's reckless to recommend they take mushrooms at a time when it puts them back in the routine of reaching out to dealers. Breaking even the smallest habits like talking with dealers is a huge part of breaking patterns of addiction. by Docoe (Mon 23rd May 2022 12:55pm)

Really great that you're considering helping out towards it. If you can afford to swallow the £50 then I'm sure he'd appreciate it. I think it's also worth getting a few quotes elsewhere. by Docoe (Wed 25th May 2022 2:44pm)

> it is almost certainly not anything wrong with OP OP is posting on Reddit about how they were squatting against a building when a red light made them feel irritated and prompted this odd post. Certainly something wrong with OP, just not epilepsy by Docoe (Fri 27th May 2022 12:03am)

> Valencia has a pretty good river bed turned park but I still think Kelvingrove has it beat. I always tell people about that when they mention Valencia. Almost 6 miles of a long and straight park, with beautiful gardens. It's a fantastic cycle. That mad cunt Franco wanted to turn it into a motorway. by Docoe (Sun 29th May 2022 3:42pm)

That's a bit vague mate by Docoe (Sun 29th May 2022 3:48pm)

Amazing news. /u/Few-scratch-5912 tagging you to make sure you see this. Hopefully they weren't out of it for too long before CPR began. by Docoe (Thu 2nd Jun 2022 11:29am)

Aye, but also I think most of the litter problem in the city is overflowing bins and birds raiding them. Or in the case of businesses, vermin tearing through black bags left beside the bins. by Docoe (Wed 8th Jun 2022 12:59pm)

Think it matters considering the sort of bar their looking for. None spring to mind in Glasgow, but certain rock bars can attract racists. by Docoe (Tue 14th Jun 2022 1:30pm)

You should. I think we have a very positive and progressive rock scene by Docoe (Wed 15th Jun 2022 8:50pm)

If this sub is to be trusted, Best Kebab. by Docoe (Sun 19th Jun 2022 4:41pm)

What's the story with that one? I seen the Bereford Lounge project has been binned before opening after selling people VIP cards by Docoe (Wed 22nd Jun 2022 2:10am)

Having working as a waiter and bartender longer than I care to remember, 10% is standard here. Many people don't bother tipping, so 10% always feels generous because of that. by Docoe (Mon 27th Jun 2022 9:48am)

Well yeah, I just said that didn't I by Docoe (Mon 27th Jun 2022 11:59am)

Generally things are how they feel. Not sure how reading my comment leads you to believe I don't think it's generous. Not being tipped makes tipping feel generous, more news at 10. by Docoe (Mon 27th Jun 2022 12:07pm)

Probably cousins mate by Docoe (Thu 30th Jun 2022 10:30pm)

The RHCP concert has just been cancelled. Sorry to break the bad news. by Docoe (Fri 1st Jul 2022 8:10am)

> Is this me officially being an old cunt? Aye, and it's not because you don't dress like a youngster. It's because you've managed to waffle about 40 lines of shite in just a few comments. Aw the umbro, unique(lo), algorithm, Screech and japan nonce, weeb patter. Feel like you're about to tell us you don't buy off the internet incase the hacker 4chan steals your lunch money. Fair enough about the slave labour stuff but, glad I don't shop in the Japan nonce umbro alternative now by Docoe (Fri 1st Jul 2022 12:57pm)

You can just sell your stuff on eBay mate by Docoe (Fri 1st Jul 2022 1:05pm)

> while I was outside waiting for my pal to be severed Fuck sake how rough is this place by Docoe (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 1:24pm)

> Let's just hope that **the papers** and debates around Indy2 can convince enough of them that an independent future will be a better chance at success Not a chance in hell will the papers be convincing anyone to vote yes. by Docoe (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 1:22pm)

I've had this happen a few times with my metal wire. There's no rush honestly, phone on Monday and get an appointment - people telling you to go to the dental hospital are mental. by Docoe (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 1:27pm)

NHS 24 and a dental hospital for a loose wire? I think not. by Docoe (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 1:26pm)

As others have said, supermarkets now stock it. Otherwise try Good Spirits, Scottish Gantry (Milngavie) and maybe Robert Graham. by Docoe (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 8:46pm)

I've never called or texted a dealer but every now and then I'll get a new person messaging me from an unrecognised number offering something. It spreads through word of mouth and someone you know buying their new dealer phone and sending out texts to their contact list from that new number. You don't really get dealers hanging out at street corners or in a club here, that's just the movies really. by Docoe (Mon 4th Jul 2022 1:07pm)

The 10pm sale shite really is a problem. Stupid law. by Docoe (Mon 4th Jul 2022 1:10pm)

Theres not really any proof of that, and it ignores the fact that legally in Scotland you cannot serve someone that is blotto. And by removing one law, that doesn't mean you cant have others in place. Banning off license sales in city centres after 1am would be far better than the sweeping 10pm national rule. Our over policing and taxation of alcohol has unfortunately led to the rise in drug use. by Docoe (Mon 4th Jul 2022 1:30pm)

>And yes, I'm aware how ridiculous my username is in this context. Hahahaha I hadn't even noticed but that's class. Maybe it depends on the people you're around, but my mates always seemed the kind that would get coked up regardless, but absolutely battered into the coke if the bars/shops were shut and they ran out of drink. by Docoe (Mon 4th Jul 2022 3:26pm)

What kind of pets? I'm not a pet sitter but have had dogs, cats, guinea pigs and lizards so my knowledge to care for pets is fairly expensive. by Docoe (Mon 4th Jul 2022 4:03pm)

Sunday-Thursday most bars will shut before OPs last train anyway. Fri-Sat they can do the night bus. That's how I worked bars in Glasgow while living outside the city. by Docoe (Wed 6th Jul 2022 2:27am)

People need to stop acting like it's a Scotland hing. Drives me nuts that we pretend we're the big boozer country. Have travelled a bit and seen weans in many nations getting steamin in parks, by rivers, and so on. Acting like you're older than you are is just part of growing up - thankfully most of us get by unscathed but it's usually the adults that scathe the others. by Docoe (Sat 9th Jul 2022 12:26am)

Hi mate - do you still have these? I just got a Kia a few weeks back but the dealership dropped it off without mats, so this would be brilliant for me by Docoe (Mon 11th Jul 2022 9:13am)

Unfortunately I'm one of the newer Niro models, so the other accessories may not work for my model if you say it's for a specific Kia. Should I DM you to arrange a pick up? by Docoe (Mon 11th Jul 2022 9:44am)

No worries - hope you find a home for them! by Docoe (Mon 11th Jul 2022 9:57am)

Never heard of it! Will have to give it a try by Docoe (Wed 27th Jul 2022 10:08pm)

That's what I had tonight mate. Was bangin, always end up in bloc when I'm looking for something like this, so wanted to broaden the horizon a bit by Docoe (Wed 27th Jul 2022 10:08pm)

One of my favourite veggie meals is sweet potato gumbo. Hearty and full of flavour. Thai curries using coconut milk are also a golden ticket to veggie heaven by Docoe (Fri 29th Jul 2022 12:19am)

I don't have anything to add that hasn't already been said, but just wanted to wish you all the best in your recovery. by Docoe (Fri 29th Jul 2022 9:42pm)

Literally anywhere except city centre and west end if you want to avoid large uni crowds. by Docoe (Fri 29th Jul 2022 9:40pm)

If you've made it this far as to write all this, that's your instinct telling you not to go. Listen to your instinct. by Docoe (Mon 1st Aug 2022 3:08pm)

Cunts will think he's burying a body to be fair by Docoe (Mon 1st Aug 2022 3:20pm)

> you wish to drive at exactly 70? bravo. fuck off over there and do it, like every one else. But also, if you're needing a driver doing 70 to move over then you're speeding mate. You're part of the problem OP is talking about. by Docoe (Tue 2nd Aug 2022 4:03pm)

I know they say if you smell shit all day check your own shoes, but I've also noticed an increase in road rage and impoliteness. - Start of my day, I pull up at the lights and see a guy get out his car, chap on another car window and threaten the driver. - Same day I got beeped as soon as the light turned green. I know I hadn't missed the lights changing as I started to accelerate as it was yellow. White van driver who beeped me then overtakes and calls me a wanker. - Again, same day. Woman is towards me at a road that's been significantly narrowed by cones for roadworks. There's still space for two cars to pass side-by-side though, I've just seen a bus going one direction and a land rover the other. Plenty space. I drive down and as I'm passing this woman she throws up her hands and shakes her head as if we were too close while passing. - Later I'm turning into a shopping centre and a gent at a T-Junction - sitting in both lanes - stares at me as I safely get my car by his despite him taking up most of my lane. There's times I think I should have beeped my horn at people, but I'm slow to use it because half the time a beep won't fix the mistake they've already made. Meanwhile everyone else seems so quick to criticise other people's driving and flip people off. Shitebags think they're untouchable the second there's a car involved. by Docoe (Tue 2nd Aug 2022 4:00pm)

That's very true. Sitting in the middle lane at a snail crawl is another pain in the arse. by Docoe (Tue 2nd Aug 2022 4:09pm)

It's fuckin madness out there. Another one I've noticed recently is with the increase of hybrids and electrics, drivers are more than happy to cut you off or cut in front of you when you have the right of way. Torque of an electric battery has these cars so quick off the mark they feel assured they can get by you quick enough so as to not cause an accident. by Docoe (Tue 2nd Aug 2022 4:38pm)

Whenever an able-bodied someone can't get a job, the answer is almost always the CV. Find an online template that looks good, use it. Don't include any irrelevant shite (hobbies, favourite sports). Keep it slick and down to two pages max. Write a cover letter for jobs you really, really want. Tbh I had a generic personal statement I could adapt in minutes for the other jobs too. by Docoe (Mon 8th Aug 2022 12:26am)

I'm educated to a Masters level and will use actually and actual interchangeably in conversation because: - I'm not an old man - People don't expect me to speak to them like I'm writing a thesis - Language adapts overtime - Like everyone, I'm influenced by the speech around me (see: regional slang across the world) - the sentence is every bit as comprehensible Many words in the "educated" persons vocabulary that you ascribe to are shortened words, or words that have changed meaning overtime. You're just being the usual person stuck in the past, moaning about young people changing things rather than moaning about things that **actual** matter by Docoe (Mon 8th Aug 2022 12:42am)

> We didn't know that comic books, rock and roll or train journeys were safe for long term consumption once upon a time. I don't disagree with the general point you're making, but this part in particular. It's mental to compare music and comic books to putting a vapour and chemicals directly into your lungs. People were stupid to have concerns about comic books, they aren't stupid to wonder if the thing that's just like smoking will have similar outcomes. by Docoe (Mon 8th Aug 2022 1:13am)

>But I would disagree it's just like smoking, It's closer to standing in a heavily air conditioned room. I more mean the act of vaping; bringing something to your lips, inhaling, drawing it to your lungs, exhaling. It's easy to see why people jump to conclusions with it, which I'd say isn't comparable to oldies claiming comics are bad for you. by Docoe (Mon 8th Aug 2022 10:18am)

You're the first person to mention race. I've not noticed the candy shops are ran by predominantly Asian people - is it even true? People are downvoting you because you made irrelevant points, when the crux of the issue is that these businesses occupy the most expensive business rental units in Glasgow but don't have customers. It financially does not add up. How did you manage to write a paragraph about the income and outgoings of a business without mentioning rent and bills hahaha. by Docoe (Tue 9th Aug 2022 10:58am)

Probably downvoted for being a moonhowler and bringing the SNP into topics where they're irrelevant You: > Candy shops, the SNP 😭😭😭 by Docoe (Tue 9th Aug 2022 10:56am)

Bring anything you regularly use and feel may be regional/national goods of India that westerners might not use/have as much. Cost of goods I would image are more expensive here, so it might be worth buying things you'd like to have in Glasgow while you're still in India - clothes, small home decorations, technology. Full disclosure, I've never been to India. I'm just trying to think of what we don't have or what is more expensive in Scotland. by Docoe (Tue 9th Aug 2022 12:07pm)

Does this count as a turf war by Docoe (Tue 9th Aug 2022 2:23pm)

Look to the towns outside Glasgow with good train or bus links to the city, i.e Rutherglen, Paisley, Hillington etc. It's a less competitive market and more living space for your money too. If I were you I would just go into the rental websites, set a 10 mile radius and see what the transport is like around whatever homes come up. by Docoe (Tue 9th Aug 2022 2:36pm)

>which are all owned by non UK nationals Do you have anything to back this claim up? As I said, never noticed a pattern. In fact, I've only seen people whacking it into a pile as a drug front with the likes of Black Rooster (which is owned by white guys). >There's plenty of other unused prime retail estate in town, boarded up, empty. Not relevant. Open or closed, rental property on the likes of Argyle Street and Sauchiehall street cost a fortune. Showing again you know fuck all mate. >Reddit users don't generally have a deep concern about the use of real estate in the town, but they really care about these ones. Again there is plenty unused prime space still so why? There's literally a post about businesses, rent and costs from today, and it's a regular topic. Stop making shite up. by Docoe (Tue 9th Aug 2022 7:02pm)

>I'm genuinely worried about how this is constantly brought up as a major problem by people who know nothing about business, costs, stock, profit, but are so sure it's all a scam. You are one of these people. Reread your prior comments. You give no consideration to rent or bills, and seem to think derelict business unit means cheap business unit. Secondly, you seem to be conflating people's concerns with them believing that it's a scam. Fronts and scams are not the same thing, people are not worries it's a scam. >These places probably wouldn't be rented out to other businesses that easily, high costs as you say, so it needs to be viable. This is actually what people are trying to tell you. No matter how cheap it is to purchase wholesale stock of American/foreign sweets, and how great a GP they make on each sale with the premium prices they charge, selling the occasional £10 box of twinkies still isn't enough to pay for high street rental and bill costs. This is why people assume it's a front. >a hate campaign against what seems to be racial groups concerns me a lot. You seem to be the only one identifying this as relating to a racial group. I've seen it argued that certain Turkish barbers are fronts, and I'd agree with you that such an accusation could be racially motivated. This isn't the case with the candy places though, it's just not a profitable business model - regardless of race. Subconscious racism does exist as you say, and it should be called out. You're fighting the good fight on the wrong battlefield though. And tbh unfortunately people on Reddit are quite explicit when they are racist so you don't need to read between the lines by Docoe (Tue 9th Aug 2022 8:12pm)

Anti-academic is a funny way of saying you don't respect research, study or facts. In any case, Btec Philosophers sounds like a podcast you might enjoy. by Docoe (Thu 11th Aug 2022 1:39am)

Well I haven't assumed wrong then, it is trained academics that carry out legitimate scientific research. Meaning you don't hate academia, you hate fragments of it by Docoe (Thu 11th Aug 2022 7:58am)

> You could have utilised your comment here to make a objectively explore the situation by asking me a question, but instead you went for assumptions about my character because **I said something you don't understand**... not very scientific of you. > As I said, my perspectives are niche, but they are backed up by decades of research and philosophical thought. I am looking for people who have the ability to explore radical concepts they are not necessarily already familiar with, which requires a rather more flexible mindset than your own. No, you don't understand your own point. None of what you said is anti-academic. You don't even realise what you stand for. You are not anti-academic if you utilise research. You sound very much like someone who pretends to be radical, when you're actually very normal. None of what you are saying is forward thinking or niche. You're a buzzword charlatan that likes philosophy and neuroscience just like the rest of people who engage in that sort of academia. by Docoe (Thu 11th Aug 2022 8:55am)

Chief, while trying to meet people you've started arguments because you didn't like how people interpreted your illogical description of being anti-academic. Does that sound intense to you? by Docoe (Thu 11th Aug 2022 9:38am)

Classic academic as well I bet 😉 by Docoe (Thu 11th Aug 2022 9:51am)

My man came to Reddit to connect with people that aren't redditors. by Docoe (Thu 11th Aug 2022 12:40pm)

> Those who take pride in harming others are among the worst society has to offer. You're a cunt mate. The irony of saying these two things in quick succession hahaha. You claim to give a shit about harming others, but you've only flung insults at anyone who's engaged with you. You're a sad lonely guy and you'll only change that if you realise you and your hostility is the problem. by Docoe (Thu 11th Aug 2022 12:53pm)

> So far that has been nobody. As someone who is interested in philosophy, what do you think of the phrase "if everywhere you go smells like shit, maybe it's time to check your shoes"? Or similarly: "If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole." by Docoe (Thu 11th Aug 2022 12:51pm)

I'll consider that an answer in itself. That answer being "I choose to continue being the asshole with shit on my shoes, while accusing everyone else of being an asshole that smells like shit" by Docoe (Thu 11th Aug 2022 1:18pm)

No, but you're more than willing to hurt others by calling them cunts, despite being a crying little bitch when people - who are not even insulting you - question you. by Docoe (Thu 11th Aug 2022 1:17pm)

It can feel like that when multiple people have got a read on you by Docoe (Thu 11th Aug 2022 1:33pm)

Pot calling kettle black really. You've littered all your replies with pseudo-smart terminology to overcompensate for the fact you seethe at people who have achieved in academics. Intelligent people don't need a playbook to sound intelligent, but you do. Your playbook is pretty much just twitter nonsense, calling everyone white supremacists, debatebros and men with toxic masculinity. I wonder what you'd be without the buzzwords you've picked up from all the others just like you that blame their failures on academics, work and how those systems are supposedly rigged against you all. by Docoe (Thu 11th Aug 2022 1:54pm)

> My experience of union reps is that they are fucking awful and do as little as they can whilst having backhanders/benefits. I think unions are terrible and should be doing more. What can they do more of? I don’t know. Imagine moaning about unions not doing enough, wanting them to do more, but being opposed to strikes hahaha. This *is* them doing more. Brain dead doesn't cut it. Strikes work, time and time again. by Docoe (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 7:29pm)

Well simply put, because the endless paragraphs really aren't necessary to explain this, salaries and bonuses make most organisations top heavy financially. Simply stop increasing pay at the top, and redirect that money to the workers near the bottom who will struggle to pay their bills. We're talking the difference between poverty for one worker and a second/third/fourth home for a privileged worker. by Docoe (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 8:02pm)

> Imagine the Polis or other emergency staff never turned up? "Imagine something completely different happened." Believe it or not mate, your bins getting collected aren't the same as a worker who's job is life or death. And for what it's worth, NHS staff, firefighters and Police have had strikes in Britain. They had responsibilities, but the government and councils have a responsibility - a duty - to ensure they are fairly compensated, safe and protected. by Docoe (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 8:06pm)

You're grossly underestimating how much deadwood there is in the council within upper management, and how many people are employed on obscene amounts and with bonuses attached to their contract. If we even halved their bonuses, froze their pay and slowly reduced the upper management workforce then the budget would increase markedly. The stupid thing about the government and council approach to wages (grade system for example) is that once the workers at the bottom receive a payrise, most roles within the whole pyramid have to have pay increased to maintain the grading scale. by Docoe (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 8:40pm)

>Would protest not be better targeted at reducing management slack and improving efficiency so that wages for the ones that actually do the work can rise, in that case? It's a fair point, but its not the union or workers responsibility to resolve these matters, particularly when they are so focussed on their own income and cost of living at the moment. by Docoe (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 8:54pm)

I've done nothing to you and this is how you treat me by Docoe (Sun 28th Aug 2022 4:02pm)

You're the only one mate by Docoe (Mon 29th Aug 2022 11:39pm)

No way to talk about your mother by Docoe (Tue 30th Aug 2022 12:50pm)

Was listening to an episode of Sloss and Humphries recently (or was it Btec Philosophers?). Anyway, whatever podcast it was, the comedians got into the topic of "who has the worst audience in comedy" and they agreed it was Kevin Bridges - I should add they're fans of Kevin Bridges, so it wasn't a dig at him. They speculated that it's because he appeals to more than just the usual stand-up fans; whether it's that he's broadly relatable to Glaswegians, sesh-lovers (hoose party sketch shot him to stardom and had cunts shitting in kettles for years), and tbh wee bams that hink they're just as funny as Kevin Bridges too. They mentioned his gigs normally have pissed hecklers, fights and rude/loud drunks. His crowd is usually more drunk or coked up than other comedy crowds. His audiences are also fuckin huge too, so that in itself makes it way more likely to have a few cunts in attendance. So basically, his comedy gigs are way more like a huge music concert/gig. So aye, apparently it's common. Sorry this didn't answer your question, but thought it was an interesting observation from other comedians from the trade. by Docoe (Sat 3rd Sep 2022 12:16am)

I would have been 13 in 2008, and went to a Halloween unders night at Catty when I was (at a guess) 15/16. Was still defos a hing. I also remember going to something at 13/14 called Dance Energy which was an unders event. by Docoe (Sun 4th Sep 2022 12:50am)

Presumably this 5 year old doesn't like the word dumb because of historic connotations by Docoe (Sun 4th Sep 2022 9:33pm)

Was very surprised to find that Lee McCulloch was sound as fuck while I was serving him in a bar. He did end up absolutely steemin by the time last orders came round. When I told him the bar was shut, he tried to play the "Do you no recognise me? Am Lee McCulloch" card haha. I don't hold it against him, since he was spot on for most of the night, just had a few too many and was chancing his luck. Took it well when I told him I know who he was but the bar was still shut. by Docoe (Sun 11th Sep 2022 4:19pm)

The mind boggles that you're seemingly intelligent enough to be at uni, but not intelligent enough to know if they home you live in is safe. by Docoe (Sun 11th Sep 2022 5:00pm)

Show your working please. Businesses are not obliged to close, and many won't - particularly those in city centres that will see a bank holiday as an opportunity to earn money from those with time off. by Docoe (Sun 11th Sep 2022 7:54pm)

r/confidentlyincorrect by Docoe (Sun 11th Sep 2022 7:55pm)

The correct answer is that it's hard to know currently what will and what won't be open, as this is a very unfamiliar holiday event for the city and nation. The majority of bars and restaurants will remain open to accommodate for those who will be using the bank holiday as an opportunity to socialise etc. Same goes for supermarkets. Essential travel services will not close - trains, buses and taxis - though expect reduced service. Museums and things... It's hard to say. Museums like the Kelvingrove Art Gallery will definitely be at risk of closing for the day, I'd consult their website/social media or call them to get this information. Have fun in Glasgow. by Docoe (Sun 11th Sep 2022 8:00pm)

Nah, not a maths equation. Just me being sarcy since you're so confidently saying most hings will be closed as if you know something the rest of us don't. They definitely won't mostly be closed, and buses and trains will continue being available as (aside from via a strike) you canny just cancel the public's mode of transport when some rely on these for hospital visits etc. by Docoe (Sun 11th Sep 2022 8:04pm)

Mate, learn to read hahaha. Have another look, I'm saying the only thing that ever brings train and bus services to a complete stop is strikes. I'm saying the Queen's death won't change that, which is the opposite of what you've said. You've had a mare mate by Docoe (Sun 11th Sep 2022 9:51pm)

> People are suffering genuine grief. If you're suffering from grief because a woman who didn't even know you exist is dead then please seek professional help. by Docoe (Sun 11th Sep 2022 11:14pm)

The question: Will everything be shut? You: Of course they'll be shut. OP didn't write a post asking if council ran museums will be shut, he asked if everything will be shut. If you meant to say "of course the museums will be shut" then you either need to edit your comment or accept you wrote the wrong thing. You're right, there are some dumb people here - your comment seems to suggest you're one of them. by Docoe (Mon 12th Sep 2022 1:32pm)

There is a huge number of people in Glasgow who either don't care about royalty, or actually feel disdain towards them. Many of those people will have the day off, and many of them will decide to spend their day doing anything other than watching this on TV. Some pubs, restaurants and activities will cater to this. If I know anything about Glasgow, there will also be some pubs showing the funeral on TV and celebrating/mourning the Queen. Some will attend that. There will be more closures than usual, but Glasgow won't be a ghost town. by Docoe (Mon 12th Sep 2022 1:35pm)

I think the word token likely appears on all these tickets, probably just part of the paper roll. Think you're right that the warden has printed these off as supporting evidence of when the images where taken. Still, it's free to appeal so appeal it and keep your fingers crossed. by Docoe (Mon 12th Sep 2022 6:59pm)

You can't believe the umming and ahing because you and the angry guy have misread the question. OP didn't ask if council buildings will be open, he asked if everything will be closed. Kelvingrove Gallery was a singular example that many have seemed to latched onto, when the obvious answer is that many things won't close by Docoe (Tue 13th Sep 2022 8:29am)

Lismore has a wide range of drams and decent outside seating area. It's not covered though so you'd have to keep your fingers crossed that the rain stays off. by Docoe (Tue 13th Sep 2022 10:49am)

Good news is the Deposit Return Scheme means this will stop when the scheme comes into effect. The bad news is you'll find something else trivial to complain about. In the meantime, buy ear plugs and double glazed windows. Businesses need to get their work done regardless of when your mammy tucks you into bed by Docoe (Tue 13th Sep 2022 3:31pm)

It's a pub, business hours can be anything from 10am to 4am in this city. They are condescending because you'd rather a whole business inconvenienced itself rather than taking steps of your own to mitigate the noise. You live in a city, be thankful it isn't New York. by Docoe (Tue 13th Sep 2022 3:42pm)

>So you want people on the comments to address every single business and shop in the whole of Glasgow, and tell them whether they are going to be open, like a big 1000 page list? While that would be extremely helpful to OP, I reckon something like the following would also suffice without all the effort: "businesses ran by the council will be closed, but there are plenty privately owned attractions that will be open, such as X and Y. There will also be nice bars and restaurants to visit." You know, something like a helpful comment. > Or maybe just answer it specific to where they’re planning on going - council attractions. They mentioned one business that happens to be council owned. They're asking about attractions in general, they're not trying to tick a big to do list of council owned attractions, which no sane person has ever tried to do. Use your common sense. >not a holiday Literally is a bank holiday. You've had three days to write your comment and realise that. by Docoe (Fri 16th Sep 2022 4:07pm)

You asked what I want people to reply, there it is 😂 >everyone umming and ahing like it was a normal day Four days on and some things are still open. You say everyone, but no one made it out to be a normal day. You're getting upset at things that haven't even happened. >you spend waaaaaaay too much time picking fights on dead topics on reddit Chief, I was sitting cooking a lovely pot of chilli when you decided to reply to a comment from days ago and ended up in my inbox. You picked a fight in a dead thread, replying to my dead comment. Now you're getting angry at me for replying to your comment in a dead thread. by Docoe (Fri 16th Sep 2022 6:25pm)

Addressed how they've to provide the answer? In writing, using a wee bit of common sense, a wee bit of knowledge, or in the case of others, a wee bit of info from working at an attraction or other tourist friendly business. Plenty of people have already provided decent answers mate. You're the only one that seems incapable of doing so without asking me to give you a helping hand. > but naw your needing an itinerary of opening hours across all sectors. Mate what the fuck are you on about hahahaha. Whats up wae you man, you created this fictional scenario in your heed where people expect you to list all the shops being open and now you're seething about it. Every other helpful person just told him the truth, that they don't know what will be open but some things will still go ahead. The guy just needed assurance Glasgow wouldn't be a ghost town. It is really nothing for you to get so upset about. > McDonalds is shut so it’s fair to say it’s not a normal day, it’s not a normal bank holiday and these are all things the guy I replied to had already said before people like you started questioning it Not one person said it was a normal day, why are you still ranting about this? > You’re never off Reddit mate you’re in the top 5% of contributors to this very active page so let’s not pretend like you’re a passing visitor Okay? News to me that these stats exist but alright. I use reddit, is this meant to be an insult? You're on reddit trying to fight about how often people use reddit. It is Friday mate, be happy. by Docoe (Fri 16th Sep 2022 7:14pm)

Pot Still, Bon Accord, Machair, Ben Nevis, The Piper, Lismore, Oran Mor are all the whisky bars I remember. I recommend Bon Accord, Pot Still and Ben Nevis for their great knowledge of whisky (in no particular order) by Docoe (Fri 16th Sep 2022 8:09pm)

Is this a studenty place!? UP THE ROAD by Docoe (Fri 16th Sep 2022 8:25pm)

Ta by Docoe (Fri 16th Sep 2022 9:51pm)

The problem isn't the lack of skelped arses, but the parents who seem to think they're doing a great job for not skelping them. Weans need discipline, and skelping them was the easiest way to do it. I don't think it's the best way to do it though, as it has been proven to lead to issues in **some** children growing up. Sure as fuck beats not disciplining them though, and some parents have nae clue how to effectively discipline. by Docoe (Mon 19th Sep 2022 1:03am)

Again, you're right. But for Christ sake, don't be one of the parents that doesn't have an answer. by Docoe (Mon 19th Sep 2022 8:46am)

The area they're suggesting people look is Greater Glasgow. There's a rent crisis basically anywhere near the subway lines, but there are plenty Greater Glasgow towns within a reasonable commuting distance (via train or bus) that isn't in a rental crisis. Bit more complicated for Glasgow University though, which isn't as easy as GCU or UoS to get to via train and bus. by Docoe (Mon 19th Sep 2022 12:40pm)

> In my own experience as a former teenager and a current parent of a 20 something Children are all individuals and should be raised as such, because there isn't a one size fits all approach to parenting individuals. You and your children are not proof that one method of parenting is the correct method for every child. If every issue was as simple as doing things as a family or finding a hobby then child councillors and psychologists would be out of a job. The modern phenomenon of parents viewing themselves as childcare professionals is damaging. Unless you actually work in the childcare or child psychology sector, please don't preach like your childcare experience is anything but anecdotes. If you do work in the field, please share research instead of using anecdotes - they aren't helpful and provide no framework to help parents emulate good parenting techniques. I appreciate you trying to help people with your comment, and it's fantastic to hear that you are using parenting techniques that work for you and are not damaging. I honestly mean that. However, if you would care to preach less and read more, you'd notice I said violence has been proven to have a negative impact on some children. I am not an advocate, I do not hit children. You are preaching to the choir in a know-it-all, condescending tone. To make it unequivocally clear to you: the point that is being made is that while spanking children is bad, it is better than no parenting or discipline at all. There is currently a wave of parents who do nothing to address their children's bad behaviours, including all the methods you suggested. The point is that these parents seem to give themselves a pat on the back because they don't spank their kids, and think this means they are brilliant parents, even though their parenting style is similarly damaging. by Docoe (Mon 19th Sep 2022 2:18pm)

Again, please read. You were the one who first mentioned violence not being the answer, and I responded saying dont be a parent that has no answer. Translation: I said parents should have an answer to disciplining their children. I never said you or any other parents should have an answer for me. I'm not asking a question, so I require no answer. You've completely misunderstood everything. by Docoe (Mon 19th Sep 2022 3:21pm)

> I don’t know why you’re having a go at me. You said I didn’t have an answer I'm having a go because I didn't say that, or any of the other things you think I've said. You have been asked multiple times to reread and try and comprehend a very simple message, but with each reply you come up empty. To break this down for you. Since you're phone seems to lack the function to scroll above to see previous comments. Me: "Skelping kids is bad, but arguably no discipline/lessons in your parenting is just as bad" You, **responding to the guy that already said violence isn't the answer**: "Violence isn't the answer" Me: "Correct, don't be a parent that has no answer though" < this here is a statement, not a question. Not someone asking you for answers. You: "Well since you asked, here is all my answers" Me: "No one asked you for this" You: "You asked for my answers, in fact, you moaned at me to give them" Me: "No I didn't" You: "You said I have no answers" Me, in this very present moment: Again, I didn't say that. You are now contradicting yourself massively, because why would I ask you for answers if I also said you don't have any? by Docoe (Mon 19th Sep 2022 3:49pm)

I've already said it's a bad way to discipline... by Docoe (Tue 20th Sep 2022 10:11am)

> Pretty queerphobic to dismiss that. This is so tone death. Believe it or not, housing and education have done more for the LGBTQ+ community than the G1 owned Polo has and will ever do. Members of the LGBTQ+ community also don't all live in the city, do you think those living in Paisley or Rutherglen just don't date because they have to leave the club a little early? Senseless, senseless comment. by Docoe (Thu 22nd Sep 2022 4:52pm)

> Glasgow has the worst public transport system of any place I've ever lived in Must have lived in some pretty econimically sound and well ran places. We have late-night transport, two main train stations in the city centre to facilitate long distance travel, and a very simple but effective subway. Frankly, thats miles ahead of most cities, particularly those that aren't capital cities. by Docoe (Thu 22nd Sep 2022 4:55pm)

Second this. It's ran by a Spanish family, so very authentic. by Docoe (Thu 6th Oct 2022 3:10pm)

Can't speak for every server, but the family do speak Spanish. by Docoe (Thu 6th Oct 2022 9:01pm)

Used to eat there all the time when I spend a lot of time in Inveraray. Was always amazing. Have sadly heard mixed reviews of the food most recently, though haven't tried it lately myself. I still think it ticks all OPs boxes. A lovely, scenic drive with what is hopefully great grub. by Docoe (Fri 7th Oct 2022 5:16pm)

> What about the people who couldn't get to work due to strikes not very fair on them 🙃 Disrupting day to day life is the whole point of a public service strike, genius. by Docoe (Fri 7th Oct 2022 7:38pm)

Problem with Topolabama is it's not just a wee bit hit and miss, it's wildly inconsistent from quality scran to vile and/or shitting through the eye of a needle. by Docoe (Sun 9th Oct 2022 11:13pm)

I see your point but having spoke with some, I doubt even half the true crime fanatics watch it to learn what you've mentioned. Tbh, sometimes the grim and morbid is just fascinating by Docoe (Sun 9th Oct 2022 11:26pm)

When it's good it really is great, I'm glad you've enjoyed your visits! by Docoe (Mon 10th Oct 2022 12:20am)

Sounds like the dug that done this has opposable thumbs if ye ask me by Docoe (Mon 10th Oct 2022 9:22am)

I grew up with a cat that could use door handles so I know the struggle. He's huge so would stand on his hind legs, lean one paw on the door and pull against the door handle with the other. Would open my room door to pester me for food at 6am. by Docoe (Mon 10th Oct 2022 11:41am)

Its an odd post, sure. But did you bother to read it? They're not asking why there's Chinese people here, like your reply suggests. They asked why, twice, they have seen groups of Asian people (I won't assume their Chinese like OP) sprinting it up a station. by Docoe (Tue 11th Oct 2022 11:52pm)

Would it be much more considerate to say Asian than to assume a more specific ethnicity/nationality? Take this post for example, you get the impression OP just assumed they're Chinese, when saying Asian would be less presumptuous. The problem seems to stem from the English language lacking a useful descriptor, like black/white. It leads people to say Asian, even though Asian is a dreadful descriptor considering it tells us nothing - i.e. where white people all have one physical feature in common, the same can't be said for people from Asia. Apologies if I'm being ignorant. by Docoe (Wed 12th Oct 2022 12:11am)

I've suspected for a long time that I have ADHD, but was always fobbed off by family and loved ones because "you do well at school/uni/work" so you can't have ADHD. Obviously this is bullshit, but it was enough to discourage me from going to a doctor fearing I would be shot down. Well, I feel like I'm no longer doing well. I struggle to motivate myself, concentrate, plan tasks, or stay to plan. Basically all the same shite I've always struggled with, but now I can't get by with these issues. I'm so frustrated because I feel like my issues worsening has coincided with ADHD being treated as a fad disorder by social media influencers, and now I again fear I won't be taken seriously. I don't even want medicated, I just want to better understand myself and maybe get a diagnosis, so I can utilise the mechanisms and strategies that help people with ADHD. Is it worth me seeking a diagnosis as an adult? by Docoe (Wed 12th Oct 2022 12:26am)

Alston Bar and Beef is my go to. Nobody asked, but Aldi are currently doing what they call a "big daddy" steak. It's a 450g Rump (but a similar cut of rump to what you'd get at the steak restaurants) that easily feeds two people. Fucking amazing steak for the price, about £5.50, I've had it twice now. by Docoe (Fri 14th Oct 2022 12:04am)

A La Carte is as eye watering as just about anywhere else, but their set menu/weekday deal steaks are unrivalled at the price. Their rump, flat iron and bavette steaks are all cheap and delicious. by Docoe (Fri 14th Oct 2022 12:08am)

There's plenty fantastic steak restaurants in Glasgow, meaning the journey really isn't necessary. And tbh, I had a Sunday roast at the Hawksmoor and it was utter shite. Doesn't help that the venue feels like a dated dining hall. by Docoe (Fri 14th Oct 2022 12:06am)

There's definitely a decent music scene here, though I'd guess it's not as big a scene as Dublin. Glasgow is handy though, as you'd be able to pick up Edinburgh gigs too. I've been friends with musicians that play the Glasgow scene fairly regularly and they all worked FT on the side, so the music never paid the bills. Granted, they were in bands rather than solo which I assume has an impact on income since you're splitting the profits. Sorry, I really don't have a helpful answer except to suggest you join some Glasgow musician Facebook groups to ask this question. by Docoe (Fri 14th Oct 2022 12:18am)

Moved from a tenement to a house about 6 months ago, so this is my first experience of the cold months in this house. It's night and day. If I was still in the tenement I would just have to bite the bullet and put my heating on full blast, whereas I can cut about in a jumper now as you say. by Docoe (Fri 14th Oct 2022 11:05am)

My partner found some matching that description on Amazon, which were perfect for our bay windows and tall tenement ceilings. It's not what you asked, but if you look there you may save a lot of money. by Docoe (Fri 14th Oct 2022 11:51am)

Have you grew away from an old group of friends due to your relationship? Happens to a lot of people. by Docoe (Sun 16th Oct 2022 3:00pm)

Nah, that wasn't what I was thinking, I've just noticed that can happen to people in long term relationships. Had a few mates fall off the face of the earth. It might be worth reaching out to old friends, pick up where you left off and make up for lost time. Aye, some might give you stick for letting your relationship get in the way of friendships. But if you are honest that you made a mistake in doing that, I'm sure you'll be able to kick-start a friendship with your old mates. by Docoe (Sun 16th Oct 2022 3:12pm)

Good for you mate, I'm glad things worked out for you! by Docoe (Sun 16th Oct 2022 11:11pm)

I honestly think there must be a bot set to Downvote new posts on this sub. So many posts get downvoted immediately by Docoe (Sun 30th Oct 2022 12:54am)

> I've been in a similar boat for years. Can't ever remember regretting a gig Seen Leon Bridges twice. First time was sensational, next time was pure shite. Was absolutely gutted. by Docoe (Sun 30th Oct 2022 12:51am)

https://twitter.com/FairHospitality/status/1293122985616867329?t=U_pLkEUIbZy_y_oKy9jpRA&s=19 > They do get it but it’s split evenly between all the staff. Not according to this. by Docoe (Sun 30th Oct 2022 9:32am)

Hows that gonny stop somebody getting pregnant? by Docoe (Fri 11th Nov 2022 11:10pm)

Your optioned are limited to renting a van, or paying for a van service to collect. Tbh, the latter option is far easier and often cheaper. As someone else said, check gumtree for a van driver. by Docoe (Sat 12th Nov 2022 2:51pm)

If you don't want to involve the police then unfortunately the only option is to batter them or walk away. I'm sorry this has been happening to you. by Docoe (Sat 12th Nov 2022 9:10pm)

45 mins seems very quick for a service. It could be that 1hr30 is the minimum charge for a service - the majority of garages will have a minimum charge. As someone else said, can't justify the oil though. by Docoe (Thu 17th Nov 2022 1:07am)

Hi, its me, boss. by Docoe (Wed 23rd Nov 2022 12:04am)

>Cafe Sonos on Argyle Street underneath Central Station That place always feels like a hidden gem by Docoe (Thu 1st Dec 2022 12:15am)

I heard a while back that the best way to sort out the time wasters from people who seriously need it, is to list the item for just a wee bit of cash - say a fiver. Since then that's how I operate. Filters out all the cunts that just want free shit, and people that will take it to resell for profit. Plus, once you've found someone that actually wants to buy it, you could just give them it for free if you're feeling generous. Alternatively, the barter pages on Facebook are handy. Maybe your household item isn't worth much money now, but it'll be worth a bar of chocolate. Again, it just filters out all the cunts that want something for nothing and waste your time. by Docoe (Fri 2nd Dec 2022 10:49am)

Wrong for a lot of reasons. Originate from Asia rather than Europe. Migrated into Europe, spread across many regions, not just what's now Romania. Romania hasn't been a country for even 200 years. It's impossible for them to "still be Romanian". The Romani vastly predate the Romanian nationality and culture. by Docoe (Sun 4th Dec 2022 12:47am)

Alright mate. It's not like their history has been vastly documented and everything I'm saying can be confirmed. You've even told someone else the majority of Romani people are from Romania, which is untrue. by Docoe (Sun 4th Dec 2022 12:59am)

Really, where did you study that? I'm just surprised, because you seem to think all Romani are Romanian have Romanian passports. Even the Romani people who's ancestors were born and living in Turkey, South America, USA, Greece, Britain and so on? Did your Romani Studies degree not delve into the Romani diaspora and the dispersion of the Romani population across the globe (some never setting foot in Romania)? Also, why did you edit your last comment to something completely different, after I had already replied to your comment? by Docoe (Sun 4th Dec 2022 1:33am)

Best thing I can think would be the bottles of Erdinger non-alc, which tastes great and is pint sized. Available in many bars though I've completely forgotten which ones! I know it's not the same mate, but I can't think of anywhere with a draft Non-alc. by Docoe (Sun 4th Dec 2022 9:17pm)

Arriving and doing anything of use are two very different things, particularly when "we'll still come when you need us" actually means "we'll come much later than when you actually needed us". by Docoe (Sat 10th Dec 2022 10:49am)

Alstons if the wee man likes steak or burgers. by Docoe (Tue 13th Dec 2022 12:16am)

Wonder if the landfill is freezing and swelling, then as the temperature increases a little and starts to thaw, the methane is escaping more readily from the cracked and swollen surface. by Docoe (Thu 15th Dec 2022 8:57pm)

I can understand why someone who hasn't worked in bars would think that way, but it's not the case since cold, sealed and alcoholic environments like a beer line are hostile for most bacteria and fungus, so cleaning the lines before beginning service isn't necessary. It generally takes weeks for the lines to get dirty. It would also be financially draining doing it daily, since it involves binning litres of beer from each tap, and running expensive chemicals through the lines. Not to mention it takes a decent amount of time to do too. Daily tasks to keep up hygiene requirements are cleaning the spouts and drip trays, and of course washing the glasses after each use. by Docoe (Mon 26th Dec 2022 10:33pm)

Ex-hospitality worker here, similar time served. Staff following basic hygiene like holding the glass in the right place should be basic training you're right... But if you're expecting the lines to get cleaned on Christmas Eve or Christmas day, it may be a case that if you keep smelling shite all day you should check your own shoes? If you expect staff to do that, it's possible you may have other unrealistic and unreasonable expectations for service. For example, why is there anything wrong with talking to colleagues while pouring a pint? Ultimately, staff won't say thanks to you if they don't like your attitude and don't think you deserve to be thanked. I do agree that standards are slipping, but I'd put that down to employers skipping corners with training, and employing the cheapest staff rather than the best. by Docoe (Mon 26th Dec 2022 10:47pm)

With every complaint I'd taste the drink, but unfortunately some employers don't allow staff to do this. I've always seen that as a red flag with employers, as occasionally tasting what your serving is a necessity for quality control. If I think it tastes terrible, they of course get a refund or new drink. Ultimately though, my pallet isn't theirs and they may taste problems my pallet happily glazes over - that's when the below comes in: First thing I'd check is for where the bubbles are forming on the glass. With a proper pint the bubbles float to the top from the middle of the glass. If the bubbles look like their clinging to the glassware rather than rising from the centre, the glass is either dirty or was wet with water when filled. If that's the case, I'd try pour them a second pint. If the second pint is still shite or the bubbles weren't clinging to the glass in the first instance, I'd offer them another brand for free. Hopefully that resolves the matter. If one person complains about your pint, it might just be that they don't like the brand they ordered or prefer the shite, manky tennents poured at their local. If a second and third person complains about the pint, I know it's shite and the line needs cleaned or the keg is fucked/out of date. **As a side note**: I worked as a brewer for a bit. The mashing process and how yeast responds to the mash can vary a lot. Even the huge, commercial companies like Heineken, Tennents and so on will have small inconsistencies between batches, so if your beer tastes a little different from last time, that can be why. We're talking small changes like sweetness, bitterness, sourness and so on, but nothing hugely different. by Docoe (Mon 26th Dec 2022 11:48pm)

Unfortunately service standards vary greatly. It isn't even a bar thing, I've worked in great bars with shite colleagues. Haha. To deal with your new fear: Tastes good but bubbles cling to exterior of glass = water. Tastes bad and bubbles cling to exterior of glass = dirty, or chemicals from dishwasher. by Docoe (Tue 27th Dec 2022 12:04am)

I'm told finding hobbies helps with the recovery process. Perhaps pick some hobbies that are also social? Hobbies which focus on fitness, mental wellbeing or crafting could be a good shout as there's less of a drinking culture when drink inhibits the hobby. Some suggestions that come to mind would be jogging groups, book clubs, woodworking and gokarting. You should be able to find relevant clubs by searching on Facebook, Google and on Meetup.com Wishing you all the best. by Docoe (Fri 30th Dec 2022 12:40am)

My sibling was started their own business and had a lot of other business owners encouraging them to tax dodge and how to go about it. Thankfully they never did that and was honest about their income. They got everything they were entitled to during covid, while the other business owners were up shits creek. by Docoe (Tue 3rd Jan 2023 4:32pm)

Much better than I expected given the comment section - moany bastards. by Docoe (Fri 20th Jan 2023 12:42am)

Shite weather for most hings. Stick to to the classics: cinema, gokarting, pool or an arcade bar in Glasgow? by Docoe (Tue 24th Jan 2023 6:44pm)

It's weird to ask about historic architecture in Glasgow, on the Glasgow sub? Generally there's a reason for things being built in an odd way, I'd just like to know why. But aye, asking about Glasgow pub architecture is the same as asking for an oven door by Docoe (Tue 24th Jan 2023 6:49pm)

Brilliant, cheers by Docoe (Tue 24th Jan 2023 7:09pm)

That makes perfect sense, thanks! by Docoe (Tue 24th Jan 2023 7:09pm)

How much free time do you have to spend with your gran? I'm assuming she would feel comfortable doing things with you. Maybe you could socially engineer this a bit; take her down the bingo and you strike up a conversation with those around you. by Docoe (Wed 25th Jan 2023 11:40pm)

If you join the Glasgow Bartenders Club and the Glasgow Bartenders Club - recruitment page, you should be able to find jobs in the hospitality sector. I know bar work may not be ideal for various reasons, but it's not all bars, there are cafes that advertise for jobs on this page also. by Docoe (Thu 26th Jan 2023 12:30pm)

Sure: https://www.facebook.com/groups/glasbarclub/?ref=share You'll have to find the other Facebook group yourself I'm afraid. I can't provide a like as I was banned for calling out a dodgy employer! by Docoe (Thu 26th Jan 2023 12:36pm)

If there has been a shift, I'd attribute it to all the viral clips of obnoxious wanks talking down to service staff and public servants. Particularly as this seems to have gotten worse since lockdown, and those videos got far more popular RE mask regulations in stores and public buildings. by Docoe (Sat 28th Jan 2023 8:08pm)

20mph seems sensible for the city centre, but sounds like a waste of money considering the number of stop signs and traffic lights essential permits you from reaching above 20 mph anyway. by Docoe (Sat 28th Jan 2023 8:28pm)

There's a fair few out west of central. Not too many lights that way, so there's stop signs by the crossroads. by Docoe (Sat 28th Jan 2023 10:45pm)

Former colleague of mine is a chef and done a shift there before walking out because the hygiene standards were so poor. Add that to the fact the owner is apparently a wank. Shame because my girlfriend enjoys the chicken burgers by Docoe (Wed 1st Feb 2023 6:53pm)

What about people riding horses by Docoe (Tue 7th Feb 2023 5:16pm)

"I don't like that the patrons are bigoted nationalists who harass people" > You sound extremely bitter and narrow minded by Docoe (Tue 7th Feb 2023 5:20pm)

There are rideshare apps that can be cheaper than most modes of public transport by Docoe (Sat 4th Mar 2023 11:39pm)

No no, you see it's different when he is a cunt to others, because those people are beneath him by Docoe (Wed 8th Mar 2023 12:51pm)

> I've never felt in danger once > I just assume everybody is armed especially in Florida as it's a concealed carry and they just need to say they felt threatened and can legally kill you. Lol. No reason to feel in danger I guess. I'm willing to assume you think it gets a bad name and find people welcoming because: You stayed in a resort, lovely rented apartment or hotel, meaning you were holed away from general life in America/Florida. Most people you spoke to were workers, paid to be nice to you. You are white and speak English. Last time I was in Florida I was 15, and even then I was hyperaware of the shithole beliefs there, like confederate flags dotted round and "you're in America, speak English" bumper stickers. America is fucked but the tourists are hardly going to get a glimpse of that, walking about Disneyland haha. by Docoe (Wed 8th Mar 2023 12:59pm)

Not a comedian but listen to a lot of comedy podcasts, and it's surprising how often they talk about how they got into comedy and the things you need to do for the first few years. In terms of where to start: Start looking for open mic nights, either comedy ones or mixed. Obviously don't rock up to a poetry or musicians open mic haha. Some of the event websites are great, but when I want to find shows sometimes I find more success going on Facebook and Instagram and just writing "open mic, Glasgow" in the search bar. Tbh mate, you might be best just sending a message to local comedians asking this question and acting for general advice on starting out. I get the impression that comedians want to help each other as much as they can, as long as you're no a wank. Even though you never asked, some of the other stuff they say you should do starting out: Record your sets as you play them, watch them back to find out where things went wrong and what can be improved. Play as often as you can. It's hard to rise up in that industry, and you need to get yourself known quickly in the local circuit. Stay after your set is finished to see how the other comedians do things. Start analysing their set rather than just listening. How they set up jokes, what gets the crowd going, even how they hold the mic. by Docoe (Wed 8th Mar 2023 1:11pm)

Nah you're thinking of Cher by Docoe (Wed 8th Mar 2023 7:25pm)

> One on union Street beside renne macintosh hotel The Calabash by Docoe (Fri 10th Mar 2023 1:11pm)

Shared Boston x Seriously though, happy you found him. Even those first few hours are heartwrenching losing a dog, glad the old boy is home. by Docoe (Tue 14th Mar 2023 3:06am)

Things are apparently being resolved by the employer. Tried to fuck the staff, and backed down at the first sign of unionism. Unfortunately, backing down so quick makes the employer practically a saint in this industry. by Docoe (Tue 14th Mar 2023 3:11am)

People are really complaining that this guy isn't using the welfare bed he was given? If the manky bed with fucked springs feels better on his back then how shite must the welfare bed be. Lad is just asking if anyone can fling an old bed his way, calm the fuck doon everyone. OP - sorry I don't have anything to offer you, but some cheap options would be: Blow-up bed Foam mattress protector for current mattresses (which would resolve the plastic issue with the welfare bed) Futon Hammock Army/Camping cot Plenty people choose not to sleep on traditional beds, and there are options out there to facilitate that. Might be worth reading more about, and seeing which option is best for your back and your financial situation. All the best mate. by Docoe (Tue 14th Mar 2023 3:38am)

Booze and fags are legal, just not for all ages. However, an outright ban would see them taken out of most shops. That'll lead to a massive reduction. You'll still see them, aye, bound to be some shops that risk a fine and people will still buy them in other councils like North Lan and so on. I reckon this will be a domino effect, other councils will eventually do the same, until it's too much hassle to try get an elf bar by Docoe (Wed 15th Mar 2023 12:38pm)

I remember when it opened everyone hated that. Not the best way to start a business, frying everyone's nut, so no surprise the business is now "pure deid" by Docoe (Thu 16th Mar 2023 9:40pm)

People have hated that since the place opened: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/18610629.amp/ by Docoe (Thu 16th Mar 2023 9:40pm)

I used to work in a steak restaurant in Glasgow, and I'd want a steak cooked by a professional chef, aye. If they are happy cooking it I'm not arsed about their diet. by Docoe (Thu 16th Mar 2023 9:49pm)

You work mate? For a business owner? That must mean you're a capitalist by Docoe (Thu 16th Mar 2023 9:53pm)

Are all pilots climate change denialists? People do things that go against their values every day, because many people are happy to respect other people's choices. by Docoe (Thu 16th Mar 2023 9:51pm)

He's not choosing anything that we know of. You're all just a bunch of weirdos getting upset because one guy suggested that **maybe** he's not got a job because he canny find another vegan employer. by Docoe (Thu 16th Mar 2023 9:57pm)

That's probably got something to do with the autisticus part of your username. by Docoe (Fri 17th Mar 2023 12:08am)

The autism strikes again, as it wasn't patter. I was making a point about how idiotic it is to assume all vegans would have a problem cooking meat for money and/or other people. To break it down for you into simple little bites: Not all vegans do it for moral reasons, for some it is dietary, others its taste or texture. They'd be able to cook meat without moral issue. The pilot point: that people often have jobs that go against their moral values. People do morally dubious jobs all the time, despite understanding it's morally dubious. Planes contribute an inordinate amount towards carbon emissions and thus global warming, yet pilots still do this job knowing what they are contributing to. They can put morality out of the way, both for their career and for those they are providing a service to - just like a vegan chef can. Being unable to comprehend that point further cements the whole idiotic thing. by Docoe (Fri 17th Mar 2023 12:39am)

Pity about their whisky though 😬 by Docoe (Mon 20th Mar 2023 8:58pm)

Yeah. If you know you're going to release a young whisky, there are processes you can put in place during production to ensure its smooth and tasty. The problem is Clydeside apparently never intended to be released as a young whisky. COVID hit and they lost a lot of money they would have generated from tours. I'm told this forced their hand and they needed to release some whisky to generate sales and stay alive. You can tell the whisky was released too early - it's not very smooth and hasn't taken on too much flavour from the casks yet. They also released a "limited edition" whisky for the G20 summit, but there were so many bottles that it really wasn't rare at all. They just haven't started well but they could always improve. All this being said, I have met people who enjoy their whisky, but they seem to be in the minority by Docoe (Tue 21st Mar 2023 12:18pm)

You are paying for that snake to be dry-cleaned. by Docoe (Tue 21st Mar 2023 12:34pm)

I second that you'd be better with a cat. Specific dog breed might do the trick too. Snakes a docile, generally most breeds strike what goes by them rather than stalking their prey. Even the ones that would stalk them, if they're house pets they'll have very little experience of hunting and will probs balls it up. by Docoe (Tue 21st Mar 2023 12:37pm)

Just drink the other 76% then by Docoe (Tue 28th Mar 2023 8:47am)

Cringed at that guys comment just because of how he talks, but tbh mate the idea of someone putting the roll there did cross my mind. Don't take it as an accusation directed at you. Plenty weirdos out there that would do it to make their pals laugh, for a photo of their own, or just because some people in Glasgow are mental. Then someone like yourself comes along later and takes a picture by Docoe (Sat 1st Apr 2023 3:49am)

5pm is a reasonable time to play their tune, why are bothered by that? Fair play being annoyed by the other van though by Docoe (Sat 1st Apr 2023 3:58am)

God yes, used to have this issue all the time in a gin bar I worked. Bonus reason is that you don't need to list the classics, since people just ask for it if they want it. Many menus will say things like "or as for a classic with our bartender" to cover bases and save space on the menu. by Docoe (Sat 1st Apr 2023 4:07am)

Blue dog is a bit gash now. For central areas Alston Bar and Beef use decent vermouth and have a vast array of gin (100s) to choose from. Malo is another place that would get it right by Docoe (Sat 1st Apr 2023 4:12am)

Changed hands just a few weeks back. Would give them time to bed in and see if it's just as good - I'm sure it will be. by Docoe (Sat 1st Apr 2023 4:18am)

I know for some they like the raised vantage an SUV gives them, which makes them feel more confident driving. For others it's boot and passenger space, whether for their work, lifestyle or dogs. Then there's just the car itself, whether it's how it looks, price or whatever. I'm currently driving an SUV because it was the best hybrid within my budget - it had nothing to do with the shape, and I actually wanted a saloon. by Docoe (Sat 1st Apr 2023 1:33pm)

Ye have to pass your bellend test before they'll even let you drive one by Docoe (Sat 1st Apr 2023 3:44pm)

There's nowhere that rough in the city centre, Toby Jug is the best answer I'd say though. by Docoe (Sat 1st Apr 2023 8:14pm)

Aye a think saying calabash is the roughest would give off the wrong impression tbh 😂 by Docoe (Sat 1st Apr 2023 11:39pm)

I used to work with a business that used this space. We had our storage unit at one side of central, behind the gates. We had to walk about 6-7 mins to get to the bins. At 1-2am this did feel very eery. Always got a fright bumping into people on the way by Docoe (Thu 6th Apr 2023 3:26am)

> Like all context is just missing and it just is. That's a really good way to put it. Can think of so many bits like this, now you mention it. by Docoe (Thu 6th Apr 2023 3:35am)

Not *always* the answer by Docoe (Sat 22nd Apr 2023 1:24am)

You have nothing to feel guilty about, and I hope that soon it feels that way for you by Docoe (Sat 22nd Apr 2023 1:23am)

Won't be long. Only thing necessary is a name change and some leadership hopefully befitting of the space. by Docoe (Sat 22nd Apr 2023 4:00am)

Any link to that? Sounded like an interesting story so checked previous news on the window smashing and there's no mention of someone going into labour or even being pregnant by Docoe (Sat 22nd Apr 2023 1:52pm)

> all these jobs have been lost **PSA** For anyone looking for a job in the hospitality industry, please join *Glasgow Bartenders Club - Recruitment* page on Facebook. Contrary to the name, this page advertises a wealth of roles beyond bartending: from waitering, management, cheffing and barista work - among others. Not everyone knows this page exists, so it's easy to be led to believe that it is tough finding a job in the hospitality sector. The opposite is true. There are many roles available as businesses are crying out for staff, **so know your worth, join a union and pursue a healthy workspace and decent pay**. Saramago couldn't offer those things when open, and they certainly cannot do so now. Victory for unionised workers and hopefully a decent employer will occupy that space soon. I've been working in the hospitality and drinks industry for a long time, in various roles from KP to management, so if anyone wants to run a CV through me I'd be happy to look it over and advise on any tweaks that might be needed to make job hunting easier. Remember, only a crackpot would believe job loses at Saramago is the worst outcome once they know about this recruitment page. by Docoe (Sat 22nd Apr 2023 2:06pm)

I see you struggle with reading comprehension, please refer back to the crackpot statement if you can find it by Docoe (Sat 22nd Apr 2023 2:24pm)

Haha I think that keg is definitely finished then 😂 was it still owned by Glendola back then? I worked with the group, so used to work at Waxy's on Paddy's Day. by Docoe (Sat 22nd Apr 2023 2:23pm)

It's been gone from Waxys for quite some time unfortunately. Talking 5+ years. by Docoe (Sat 22nd Apr 2023 2:21pm)

It was carnage. After the shift the GM did the maths and worked out that the amount of Guinness they sold would be the equivalent of opening the tap and pouring from opening time to closing time. by Docoe (Sat 22nd Apr 2023 2:27pm)

Thanks mate, I checked and you got the group name right. I've added it to the post. by Docoe (Sat 22nd Apr 2023 3:49pm)

Class, didn't know about this one. by Docoe (Sat 22nd Apr 2023 3:45pm)

It's ridiculous how many people despise unions. I guess it's an attitude of "I've got everything I want/need, fuck everyone else" by Docoe (Sat 22nd Apr 2023 4:00pm)

Fair point. In the hospitality industry I've only ever heard good things about union reps, though I know what you mean. by Docoe (Sat 22nd Apr 2023 4:14pm)

> If enough people simply left bad employers they’d either have to improve or go bust. Sorry bud, but that's categorically untrue. If you were to consider what a bad employer looks like, it's almost always involves shady cost-cutting/profiteering measures; whether that's withholding tips, not offering breaks or manipulating staff to work beyond their salaried hours. These businesses accept high turnover of staff, as they believe they can have a revolving door, just hiring someone else to screw over to make more money. That's **why** they get to stay open when left unchallenged. >I just don’t get this mentality of “I’m entitled to XYZ and I’ll strike until I get it” The reality is that if you just leave to find another job, the employer will just fuck over the next poor soul. The mentality is "I'll strike until I and everyone else here now and hereafter gets it". Be thankful you don't need to understand the mentality, it was union action that made most workplaces bearable and allowed you to become too far removed to appreciate the value of union action. by Docoe (Sat 22nd Apr 2023 11:32pm)

Yes, conveniently they're almost identically named. Edinburgh Bartenders Club (note: there is no recruitment focussed group, this group is recruitment and other topics) Edinburgh chefs connection Edinburgh chefs. by Docoe (Sun 23rd Apr 2023 1:20am)

I remember this chap. He was well liked I seem to remember. by Docoe (Tue 25th Apr 2023 2:08am)

Sorry to be blunt but I don't know how else to phrase this. It's been downvoted because it's a pointless experience to share. In education, things change drastically in 20 years. by Docoe (Tue 25th Apr 2023 2:12am)

They're wet by Docoe (Mon 1st May 2023 12:38am)

We don't get street parties here unfortunately mate (not that I'd celebrate this) we're overpoliced in comparison to our Edinburgh and Southern brethren. by Docoe (Mon 1st May 2023 12:35am)

Also the ice cream wars by Docoe (Fri 26th May 2023 10:52pm)

Hutcheson Hall was a hospital built for old wealthy merchants. There's a statue of both the hutcheson brothers on the building. They've been erected the wrong way round (meaning the name engravings are wrong) by Docoe (Fri 26th May 2023 10:52pm)

Hardman by Docoe (Mon 5th Jun 2023 5:40pm)

There's a big difference between you actually doing it and you telling Reddit you'll do it. Rather than acting like a hardman to an internet audience why don't ye just keep the stories of daeing it to yourself and actually dae it Talking about walking him to a non-cctv spot like your Jason Bourne by Docoe (Mon 5th Jun 2023 6:38pm)

Trying to achieve less people on the subreddit acting like wee hardmen, you'll do fuck all and you know it so don't act the big man by Docoe (Mon 5th Jun 2023 6:48pm)

Projecting what exactly? Would love to hear you explain what you mean by that stereotypical Reddit comeback, rather than just saying it and dipping out by Docoe (Mon 5th Jun 2023 6:55pm)

Never claimed to be, unlike people trying to gain favour on the internet by pretending they'll batter people hahaha Would probs sit this one out if you're going to create a wee Reddit character and make it a wolf 🐺 by Docoe (Mon 5th Jun 2023 7:03pm)

Hmm, seems like a reach considering I've not told you not to confront people, but you're welcome to come to whatever conclusion you like. by Docoe (Mon 5th Jun 2023 7:07pm)

Holy shit hahaha aye that's not someone that's going to leather anyone in Glasgow by Docoe (Mon 5th Jun 2023 7:43pm)

You think so? I find it pretty weird they're pretending they're gonny batter someone for the approval of strangers on the internet by Docoe (Mon 5th Jun 2023 7:45pm)

Well aware it's public mate, if it wasn't public he wouldn't be trying to act hard for approval by Docoe (Mon 5th Jun 2023 9:13pm)

>Like I had the same thought as him, I didn't type it cus I didn't need to You nearly get it, nearly by Docoe (Mon 5th Jun 2023 9:11pm)

Hey, I'm also a bartender, I'm also starting a PGDE in August and I'm also stupidly planning to work through it. For the sort of work you're looking for I'd suggest joining *Glasgow Bartenders Club* and *Glasgow Bartenders Club - Recruitment* on Facebook. There should be various jobs listed on there... If I were you I'd probably look for somewhere that could be quiet on a weekday night, my plan is to do some of the coursework whilst behind the bar weeknights. Do you have any cocktail experience? I sometimes need people for events but cocktail experience is essential. by Docoe (Thu 8th Jun 2023 11:18am)

Do you have any research you can link to back up those claims or are you just assuming that would be the case with no grounds for your claims? by Docoe (Mon 12th Jun 2023 12:03pm)

I've been crossing roads often without the assistance of traffic lights - be that pedestrian lights or otherwise. Why would I now be unable to use my own judgement to cross a road, with all traffic lights off? I understand we need a system for those with poor mobility or disabilities, but I'm sure zebra crossings and other similar systems could work instead. by Docoe (Mon 12th Jun 2023 12:00pm)

>and/or a concern troll? Rich fae a guy that saw "Traffic flows better" and responded wae **CHILDREN WILL DIE** I'm not an anti-traffic light fundamentalist (do those exist?!) or a troll. Just curious if you're basing that off a hunch or not, because pedestrians are taught how to judge the flow of traffic, look both ways and even how to cross when road users have a green light (when safe to do so). Overreliance on pedestrian lights occasionally leads people to forget to look both ways, then inattentive drivers still plow through red lights. We've had a small increase in deaths on the road in Glasgow in the last two weeks, and all while traffic lights were in operation. My hope is the lights have been turned off today in response to those deaths, so GCC can reprogram their lights and improve traffic flow. *Knowing GCC though, it's probably just a mistake*. by Docoe (Mon 12th Jun 2023 12:22pm)

>Google research if you want to refute me, i dont care, I know the reality. Dumbest thing I've heard in my life, so I'll leave you at that since you've already admitted you won't listen to evidence beyond your own anecdotes by Docoe (Tue 13th Jun 2023 9:03am)

>I'm passionate about freedom of speech You're in the wrong country then. Scotland and Britain as a whole does not and has never had freedom of speech. We have freedom of expression, which allows certain speech but limits the what, where, how and whens. Which is exactly why people are suggesting that it should be made illegal to protest outside health services. by Docoe (Wed 14th Jun 2023 10:49pm)

Isn't it possible that both might be true too. My mum works with vulnerable adults and I've heard of alcohol-related dementia (maybe that's not what it's called) by Docoe (Thu 15th Jun 2023 10:11pm)

Thank you by Docoe (Thu 15th Jun 2023 11:06pm)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-65934887 by Docoe (Thu 22nd Jun 2023 11:36pm)

Gofundme might be a shout. Plenty of people that would be willing to help with police brutality if you can get enough attention to the donation page. by Docoe (Sun 25th Jun 2023 11:44pm)

>Mental that a head of a religion that asks for peace will support someone killing members of their religion. Almost as though it's all made up! Can't speak for the accuracy of reports relating to William of Orange, but there's plenty of examples of Popes explicitly asking for the opposite of peace, and of them favouring the death of fellow Catholics. by Docoe (Sat 1st Jul 2023 1:39pm)

>they actually have no clue on there own history any of the 2 fan base A bold claim from someone who just posted a comment littered with inaccuracies and speculation by Docoe (Sat 1st Jul 2023 1:43pm)

Wait until you hear that there's plenty of land for housing that doesn't currently have a building on top of it, a former amenity and source of leisure for those we want to house, and that it could be cheaper both to build and rent than what a private building company will charge. by Docoe (Thu 13th Jul 2023 12:09am)

What if we get the whole pub to do the close for us? "Moira, bring in the candles" "Hugh, turn off the music" "Fergus, get they bins oot" You'd be done in record time by Docoe (Thu 13th Jul 2023 12:19pm)

>If ordering a burger you are there for the seared outside of the burger more than the inside You can still get a good sear on the outside of the burger. You just cook at a higher heat but for less time to achieve a burger that's medium, but has the same level of searing (Same concept as a black and bleu steak). It gives you a meal that's way more juicy, still as flavoursome on the outside and more flavoursome on the inside. It's just that it's a pain in the arse to do all this safely in a restaurant, where they're constantly balancing the plates of cost, volume and time. by Docoe (Sun 23rd Jul 2023 9:41am)

It's an *okay* measurement but does have its limitations. My partner is really small but does a lot of weight lifting and muscle building at the gym regularly and the BMI scale doesn't handle it as well as it would if, say, a 5'7" woman was of similar physique. by Docoe (Sun 23rd Jul 2023 11:31am)

Yes but "one in a few, let's not throw the baby out" etc is very different from your earlier "that's just something fat people say" in response to a blatant fact haha. I agree don't throw the whole hing out, but it should be used alongside other indicators. Bit like how IQ tests are used today by Docoe (Sun 23rd Jul 2023 2:16pm)

That's a decent price these days too, which hurts to think about. It's up at £6+ for a lager in a pricey boozer and in most restaurants by Docoe (Tue 25th Jul 2023 11:31pm)

I'm Johnny Clarkee and I'm unfamiliar with how the Printing Press and the mass media industry which followed has been used since their invention by Docoe (Tue 25th Jul 2023 11:56pm)

>Some people live in Jordanhill where the leaves make the road a wee bit slidey. There's a reason not everyone in Jordonhill drives an SUV and it's because ye don't need an SUV to drive on slidey leaves. by Docoe (Thu 27th Jul 2023 11:19pm)

My maws no a bad driver but you definitely have a point. She's anxious about other drivers to got an SUV because she feels safer in one. by Docoe (Thu 27th Jul 2023 11:21pm)

Went once near when it opened and it was pretty quiet and had an awkward atmosphere. Always happy to try a place twice though, will need to go in again by Docoe (Sun 30th Jul 2023 3:13pm)

> and got to about 55mph when I saw the camera I reckon you will be fine, you were at 55mph when you noticed the camera but were probably averaging about 50mph between the previous camera and noticing the last one. When you noticed it, I assume you slowed down before passing the camera. You probably averaged a little below 50mph by the time the camera recorded you, so hopefully just a fine for you. by Docoe (Tue 22nd Aug 2023 9:56am)

What the fuck by Docoe (Fri 25th Aug 2023 4:48pm)

The put a traffic cone outside houses marked for dognapping, if you see a traffic cone in your street MOVE IT and call the police xx by Docoe (Fri 25th Aug 2023 8:23pm)

>good bagels is a hole Wayhay, see what ye did there by Docoe (Mon 11th Sep 2023 11:45pm)