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  • Yep. Went up to the off license the other day to pay gas/leckie and pick up some munchies. 4 guys sitting outside in a motor with the windows down, eating sweeties and throwing the wrappers out the window. Grown men, not kids in the car. Beautiful city but the attitude some of the natives have is stinking. by FlyVidjul (Tue 29th Sep 2020 11:17am)
  • Yeah took a drone up the necropolis last week. Morbid but a beautiful part of the city. Needs the remedial work done as lots of temp fences lying about, etc. by FlyVidjul (Sat 3rd Oct 2020 8:54pm)
  • Lovely sky that night. Cracking photo! by FlyVidjul (Sat 3rd Oct 2020 9:04pm)
  • Cracking picture. Beautiful country. by FlyVidjul (Mon 5th Oct 2020 4:31pm)
  • Gunshots, apparently. by FlyVidjul (Wed 9th Dec 2020 2:06pm)
  • Guy sounds like a roaster and obviously has some sinister intentions. However, he's not wrong about a fair amount he says. Govanhill, is indeed an absolute shitehole and I wouldn't want to walk through there myself at night. by FlyVidjul (Tue 15th Dec 2020 6:47pm)
  • Never eaten there. Even after a good few jars. Even steaming me knows better. by FlyVidjul (Fri 18th Dec 2020 10:23am)
  • I feel lile Bath St, Hope St and Renfield St have all been getting done up for about 15 years with no real discernable difference or improvement to show. by FlyVidjul (Fri 18th Dec 2020 3:13pm)
  • I can see it now. 40 people. 16 of them asking where's a good pub to drink. Someone orders a Tennent's and 39 others lecture him for its unethical ingredients. Someone pouring their drink out on the bar so they can snap a picture of the reflection. No one talking because no one wants to have an opinion that may be slightly against the grain. Everyone standing up because its too uncomfortable to sit down with the splinters in their arse from all that sitting on the fence. Someone mentions they voted for the Tories. A riot breaks out. Then it flashes back and the pub is intact and it was all a wishful dream because no one on here would say boo to a fly if its not on a keyboard. Everyone goes home for a lonely chug then bed. by FlyVidjul (Sun 20th Dec 2020 1:50pm)
  • Tennents on draught is actually a decent lager. Ram yer fucking pot pourri IPA handcrafted by artisan wanks up her hoop. by FlyVidjul (Sun 20th Dec 2020 4:23pm)
  • See your username. That's where you can put your shite opinion. Ty. by FlyVidjul (Mon 21st Dec 2020 1:09pm)
  • Going to a small rave. Only about 50-60 folk. Going to lick every door handle on the way there than shag absolutely hunners of 60+ folk. by FlyVidjul (Mon 21st Dec 2020 1:25pm)
  • Ice cream / Dessert shops are a new one too. by FlyVidjul (Sun 10th Jan 2021 1:49pm)
  • YAS BILLY GATES IS GOING TO CHIP US AW WITH THE VACCINE INJECTIONS SO THEY CAN CONTROL US AND GET GEORGE SOROS TO PUNT OOR WEANS ON WAYFAIR. PROTECTOORCHILDRENNNNNN by FlyVidjul (Fri 15th Jan 2021 1:08pm)
  • It's a roll n sosig by FlyVidjul (Fri 15th Jan 2021 1:06pm)
  • I hate when they play people like this on the radio. Makes us sound thick as fuck. "WE'RE NO ALLOWED TAE LEAVE OOR BIT BUT HE CAN?" Aye mate. He's running a country. Not very well admittedly, but pretty sure that's quite essential. by FlyVidjul (Thu 28th Jan 2021 5:54pm)
  • I cringe at the cunts who rightly criticise the cunt at every turn but want to gub every SNP knob going. Two incompetent fuck leaders and parties but only one gets a tough time in Scotland. Country fulla thick easily appeased cunts. by FlyVidjul (Thu 28th Jan 2021 7:49pm)
  • Literally all your post history is confrontation with cunts you don't agree with. Get a grip you fucking mongo. by FlyVidjul (Thu 28th Jan 2021 8:04pm)
  • Probably not that much money in a Glasgow basketball team tbh. by FlyVidjul (Fri 5th Feb 2021 12:09pm)
  • Just speak to them. I'm not being snide but I see posts like this all the time on the Glasgow reddit and 90% of the time, the people haven't tried talking. Just chap the door and say everything okay? Just say you saw her working on it and wondered if she maybe needed a hand or if there's anything you can help her out with. One of the best things about this City is the chat we all have with one another. Don't be a stranger with your neighbours. by FlyVidjul (Thu 11th Feb 2021 6:28pm)
  • Apologies. It's a kerb. So this particular jobby is about 2 foot long. It's a starter. by FlyVidjul (Thu 11th Feb 2021 7:23pm)
  • Kick her cunt in then by FlyVidjul (Thu 11th Feb 2021 10:16pm)
  • True. The tartan tories up here are only marginally better. Fuck all the main political parties. by FlyVidjul (Fri 12th Feb 2021 9:16pm)
  • Seen bigger burds than that in Bella summer sessions. by FlyVidjul (Sun 14th Feb 2021 3:42pm)
  • Mental how so many of them attend so many walks and so many of them are still fat rides. by FlyVidjul (Wed 24th Feb 2021 5:43pm)
  • "Just ban football altogether" Rory, 48. Raging Tory and avid rugby fan from Milngavie by FlyVidjul (Mon 8th Mar 2021 3:12pm)
  • Wanting to ban everything that has a negative side to it. Is this Nicola Sturgeon?.... by FlyVidjul (Mon 8th Mar 2021 3:16pm)
  • It was more the wanting to ban football because of moron fans. Ban two for tuesdays cause it makes us fat. Ban cheap alcohol because we can't be trusted to not abuse alcohol. Ban football because some absolute arseholes can't be trusted. Scotland will be like Demolition Man in 5 years time. Stub yer toe on a kerb and shout "fur fucks sake" and next thing you know you're getting fined 5 credits for being in violation of the verbal morality statute. by FlyVidjul (Mon 8th Mar 2021 3:19pm)
  • Somewhat in the middle. Champagne nationalist. Along the lines of big Sean Connery. Calling it the noo. by FlyVidjul (Mon 8th Mar 2021 3:25pm)
  • Ban nightclubs. People need a good night's sleep and it encourages drinks and drugs. Takeaways can only be purchased if your orders are 1000 calories or less per person. Ban condoms. Sex should only be for reproduction and we can minimise STIs!! by FlyVidjul (Mon 8th Mar 2021 3:32pm)
  • Have you ever heard the phrase "kids can be cruel"? You need to step into reality mate. Will we ban branded clothes because poorer kids families can't afford them? Shall we make all kids wear glasses in case one gets picked on for being specky? Fucking hell man wisen up. by FlyVidjul (Mon 8th Mar 2021 3:54pm)
  • You can't blame football for the actions of some morons. Otherwise, why wouldn't we ban alcohol? It's one of the highest causes of public health issues in Scotland. by FlyVidjul (Mon 8th Mar 2021 4:22pm)
  • So its okay to not ban things that are harmful to people because it makes money? Gotcha. You know professional football in Scotland creates thousands of jobs? by FlyVidjul (Mon 8th Mar 2021 4:53pm)
  • Couldnt see a tim's through the dirt, tbf. by FlyVidjul (Tue 9th Mar 2021 11:26am)
  • Wonder if he's going about punting Vault tec memberships. by FlyVidjul (Sat 13th Mar 2021 6:26pm)
  • Whilst I agree (throwing rubbish boils ma piss to no end) The council need to address this. The city is a complete and utter shitehole. There's litter everywhere and whilst it is a cultural problem that needs addressed, we also need to actually do something about it whilst it is a problem. The council's cleansing solutions are lacking, have been lacking for about 10 years now and will continue to be shite, despite all of us paying vastly more council tax than we were 10 years ago. by FlyVidjul (Mon 15th Mar 2021 11:32am)
  • A hind D!?! by FlyVidjul (Mon 15th Mar 2021 11:52am)
  • The council are fucking hopeless at waste management. It's a bad day when I'm yearning for the days of an incompetent Labour council. The city has went to shit in the last 10 years. by FlyVidjul (Mon 15th Mar 2021 2:27pm)
  • Expecting anything of people as a whole. There's your problem. If Covid has taught us anything, it's that people are fucking morons and will do whatever they want, regardless of the consequences for anyone else. by FlyVidjul (Mon 15th Mar 2021 3:33pm)
  • Are Seagulls cancelled now? by FlyVidjul (Tue 16th Mar 2021 2:14pm)
  • Even worse, it's full of Aberdonians. by FlyVidjul (Tue 16th Mar 2021 2:13pm)
  • Sorry to hear mate. Thieving cunts man. by FlyVidjul (Tue 16th Mar 2021 2:18pm)
  • I'm more annoyed about the shit humans throw than the birds shite out. by FlyVidjul (Wed 17th Mar 2021 11:43am)
  • I fucking hate cyclists. I know you have a right to be on the road. I know you're greener than my car. You still just annoy the piss out of me. I constantly have to overtake you at the bottom of Fernhill road where you cycle on the road and totally ignore that shiny new cycle path that runs parallel to the road. Jam your shite wee bikes up your self righteous arseholes. And know that sometimes, the danger you end up in is actually your own fault. Kind regards. by FlyVidjul (Thu 18th Mar 2021 11:40am)
  • Jam it up yer lycra covered hole. Thanks. by FlyVidjul (Thu 18th Mar 2021 11:46am)
  • Full clean license and never had points for any reason. You all just annoy the fuck out of me. Rapists and murderers fuck me off too and I haven't ever been out on the illegal podge or killed a man. by FlyVidjul (Thu 18th Mar 2021 11:50am)
  • I've nae patience for people that take 15 minutes at a cash machine. Not going to mow them down either. 👍 by FlyVidjul (Thu 18th Mar 2021 1:09pm)
  • I always give cyclists plenty of room. They annoy the fuck out me but I don't want to put one in danger 😂 Kids annoy me too but I dont get angry and boot one in the teeth by FlyVidjul (Thu 18th Mar 2021 1:15pm)
  • Honestly? Its a shame that they were killed but I really dont care about that when I'm stuck behind one next to a cycle path and need to do 8mph on long road with hardly any suitable points to safely overtake. Still annoys the life out me. Sorry for not playing r/glasgow's favourite game of "look how much of an empathetic sound cunt I am". by FlyVidjul (Thu 18th Mar 2021 2:39pm)
  • Ban the sun. by FlyVidjul (Thu 18th Mar 2021 3:44pm)
  • This sub is class. Downvote anything involving football or working class hobbies. Video of a guy stopping his bike on the way to view a flat after he asked "wheres the best place to live in Glasgow" just feed an injured squirrel some nuts and to take a picture of it reflected aff a puddle? R/glasgow wanks itself blind. by FlyVidjul (Thu 18th Mar 2021 3:52pm)
  • 😂😂😂 Castlemilk actually by FlyVidjul (Thu 18th Mar 2021 6:24pm)
  • Nah, since covid, the need for student flats has dramatically plummeted. by FlyVidjul (Fri 19th Mar 2021 12:07pm)
  • Seek legal advice. Unfortunately you and your partner have the wrong bits between your legs so naturally, you'll be at a disadvantage in a case involving custody of kids. by FlyVidjul (Tue 30th Mar 2021 11:18am)
  • Because people make Glasgow. And thats why our city is a mismanaged, litter ridden shit tip that can't have glass bus stops because people can't stop smashing them. by FlyVidjul (Sun 4th Apr 2021 2:19pm)
  • Relatively convenient public transport. Glasgow. Pick one. by FlyVidjul (Tue 6th Apr 2021 7:15pm)
  • Ooft good luck mate. Places started taking bookings weeks ago. by FlyVidjul (Wed 7th Apr 2021 12:55pm)
  • GCC: Use electric cars! They're expensive, but they're green and you can charge them around the city for free! Also GCC: Yeah they're now chargeable and you can only charge it for half an hour. Also also GCC: WHY WILL NOBODY USE ELECTRIC CARS!?!?!?! Bit like when they started charging for weekend parking then going WHY IS THE TOWN DYING FOR SHOPPING!!?!? by FlyVidjul (Wed 7th Apr 2021 1:43pm)
  • Fuck right off hahaha. Gentrifying using motors now? Jesus, man. I stay in a house with a driveway and say people can own a car wherever they stay. You pay for the car, the insurance, the tax. Why shouldn't they be allowed just because of their housing situation. I'm from Castlemilk and did nightshifts at Bellshill. If I did a Saturday nightshift and finished at 7am, I wouldn't get home until 10am with public transport due to sunday service (this was before I could drive) and a taxi is the best part of £20. This made me pass my test and get a car and cut my commute from 1hr 20 mins on a normal day and 3hrs on a Sunday down to 20 minutes every day. I can't be arsed doing a 7pm to 7am nightshift and waiting 3 hours to get home cause a half service runs on a Sunday. Whether I stay in a house or a flat shouldn't define whether I'm allowed a motor or not. by FlyVidjul (Wed 7th Apr 2021 1:50pm)
  • Never said it was the end of the world but just another turn off from buying an electric car in Glasgow. Free public charging was one of the draws into getting one in this city. Albeit, electric cars are so expensive at the moment, I'd doubt that whoever can afford them will be fussed about this. by FlyVidjul (Wed 7th Apr 2021 4:43pm)
  • The sign would be broken and subsequently littered. GCC isn't the sole reason the city is a shit tip. And it's the same reason Glasgow can't have things for long like glass bus stops. by FlyVidjul (Fri 9th Apr 2021 12:35pm)
  • Did a wee BBQ there on Saturday. Was lovely. Found a wee spot next to the waterfall where there wasn't any grass to burn and there's plenty of bins about that we could bag up all our shite in a black bag and pap it in the bin after. by FlyVidjul (Sat 10th Apr 2021 10:35am)
  • Walked straighter than that when pished. by FlyVidjul (Tue 13th Apr 2021 1:47pm)
  • If you've just passed and are under 27, around £1000 will be normal to high. I passed at 26 and my first year insurance with direct line was £800. Right now I spend £200 on my monthly car finance, £40 a month for my insurance (I'm 33 and driving for nearly 7 years now), £8 a month for my gap insurance, £150 a year for road tax. I do PCP so I rarely have MOT costs as I tend to trade up before the car needs it's first 3 year mark MOT. Right now, I work about 5 mins from home and work from home a lot. I'm in the southside but my missus stays in Renfrew so I do a fair bit of driving atm. Will spend about £30 a month on fuel. I don't work in town anymore but when I did, I was around £1800 a year for parking alone. So all in all, unexpected costs excluded, I'm about £3500 a year now that I don't pay for parking. I spent about half of that per year in public transport before I could drive. (2 zone zonecard that was £150 a month at the time in 2014). For the extra costs, it's worth it to me for the convenience. I can drive to see my mates that stay a bit far away, jump over to my gfs house if we want to stay there or do things with her pals, etc. Last Saturday when the weather was lovely, I rounded up a few pals and drove down to the Linn and had a BBQ. The convenience is priceless for me and well, well worth the extra I pay. I also used to work really unsociable hours, so public transport was really shit for me, despite only commuting about 10 miles away. Would finish Sunday mornings at 7am and wouldn't get home til 10am due to Sunday service. It's up to yourself to weigh it up and see if the convenience is worth the price. by FlyVidjul (Wed 14th Apr 2021 11:56am)
  • Per month that is by FlyVidjul (Wed 14th Apr 2021 11:01pm)
  • Dilootin by FlyVidjul (Thu 15th Apr 2021 9:58am)
  • Shame that he's missing and hope he's found safe and well. But so many of you want to jump to racism cause folk are saying there's no way he looks 16. He doesn't look 16. He looks way older. It's not because he's black. It's simply because he looks way older than 16. One of my best mates is white and just turned 32 and we all take the cunt out of him regularly as despite being the youngest in our group of pals, he's been baldy for about 10 years already and has a full bushy beard and looks a fair bit older than 32. Get a grip and stop looking for your next crusade in every comment. Glasgow is a friendly city, this sub is just a cesspit looking for something to be offended by. by FlyVidjul (Tue 20th Apr 2021 8:45am)
  • Wouldn't wipe my hoop with this pish. by FlyVidjul (Wed 21st Apr 2021 2:19pm)
  • Class how you can whip up some followers with some uninformed vague "foreigners are rapists" shite, then when your notoriety is up a bit, try and make a bit of money off it. by FlyVidjul (Wed 21st Apr 2021 2:20pm)
  • East end has been hummin for about 100 years. by FlyVidjul (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 1:54pm)
  • To be fair, there are hunners of pop up scran and dessert shops that are basically funnelling gear money. by FlyVidjul (Sun 25th Apr 2021 10:58am)
  • Replies in this thread are awfully intriguing. by FlyVidjul (Fri 30th Apr 2021 11:39am)
  • Ironically, it just reminds me that this fuckwit council have changed our bins to be picked up every 3 weeks. Shite when I need to shove all this absolute pish in it. by FlyVidjul (Fri 30th Apr 2021 11:37am)
  • Cool video man! Loved the shot of the birds landing in the water. What do you use to edit your videos? Im using the OG mini atm. Looking for a decent editing program thats prefrably free. by FlyVidjul (Fri 30th Apr 2021 2:29pm)
  • Nice one! Will sub to your channel for more drone vids. Love a good drone vid especially of the city! by FlyVidjul (Fri 30th Apr 2021 5:43pm)
  • r/Glasgow ​ Where middle class people are scared of football fans. ​ Class. by FlyVidjul (Mon 10th May 2021 11:02am)
  • >Similar to Orange Marches, the point is to bother and intimidate people Hahahahaahahah fuck up man by FlyVidjul (Mon 10th May 2021 11:15am)
  • >You going to tell me they’re a family friendly event designed to involve the community? It's a fucking fitbaw title celebration no the shows ya absolute roaster. Jesus Christ man hahaha give yerself a shake ya gimp. by FlyVidjul (Mon 10th May 2021 11:21am)
  • >Don’t play the victim Have you SEEN your post and comment history? Fucking hell. Self awareness mate. by FlyVidjul (Mon 10th May 2021 12:24pm)
  • Speaking as an Asian man, I saw a group of Rangers fans all drinking and being generally a bit rowdy. I was walking behind them and there must have been around 12 of them. I saw one of them drop their wallet so I picked it up and tapped the guys shoulder. He turned around and I was expecting a torrent of racist abuse because all Rangers fans absolutely buzz brexit and hate non white folk. He then went "Thanks mate. don't go to Parkhead on Saturday" and I went "how come?" and he replied "cause the games oan a Sunday". by FlyVidjul (Mon 10th May 2021 1:53pm)
  • Nvm. Absolute shitebag has deleted his account. by FlyVidjul (Mon 10th May 2021 2:03pm)
  • Care to comment, u/sansiro1997 ? by FlyVidjul (Mon 10th May 2021 2:03pm)
  • "Wouldn't catch me celebrating a football game like those neanderthals. You'll catch me at a nice eatery in the West end with my head in a book, stroking my gargantuan pussy" by FlyVidjul (Mon 10th May 2021 6:33pm)
  • >I couldn't give a shit about 22 boys in shorts chasing a bag of wind about and I doubt most people care either. r/Glasgow by FlyVidjul (Mon 10th May 2021 6:37pm)
  • Are you ok? by FlyVidjul (Mon 10th May 2021 6:35pm)
  • Ho ho ho one does verily concur, who even enjoys the sport of soccer anyway? Certainly not me! My mummy and daddy always sent me to water polo, which coincidentally was the top sport in Hyndland when I was but a nipper! by FlyVidjul (Mon 10th May 2021 6:44pm)
  • I too, am a curtain twitching sweetie wife that likes to pontificate. We should be pals. by FlyVidjul (Mon 10th May 2021 6:50pm)
  • I love that you were up at 3 in the morning raging about Rangers. by FlyVidjul (Tue 11th May 2021 7:53am)
  • The only thing you're chucking is your muck to reddit pornog ya absolute reprobate. Check the nick of your post history ya dirty auld bastard haahahahah by FlyVidjul (Wed 12th May 2021 11:59am)
  • At least stand by yer replies and don't delete them like a shitebag mate haha. Away back to pulling yer wee plonker over wee internet lassies ya pervert 😂 by FlyVidjul (Wed 12th May 2021 3:04pm)
  • Class. by FlyVidjul (Sat 15th May 2021 11:07am)
  • Yer das taking the divorce well. by FlyVidjul (Sat 15th May 2021 11:30am)
  • My auntie's goldfish said they took all the water out his bowl and pished in it then called him a fishian bastard. by FlyVidjul (Sat 15th May 2021 2:02pm)
  • Hahahahah fuck up ya gimp 😂 by FlyVidjul (Sat 15th May 2021 2:25pm)
  • Got to wonder about OP's sincerity here. Member of Celtic subreddit. No posts about them descending on Parkhead en masse months ago when we were in actual lockdown by FlyVidjul (Sat 15th May 2021 2:31pm)
  • Keep being a curtain twitching sweetie wife cause yer club made a right royal cunt of it. Just let it go and enjoy the celebrations ma man! by FlyVidjul (Sat 15th May 2021 2:56pm)
  • You'll be able to open up a jewelry shop wi aw they pearls you're clutching mate! by FlyVidjul (Sat 15th May 2021 3:23pm)
  • Thats only 10% of Shane Duffy RSC. by FlyVidjul (Sat 15th May 2021 4:39pm)
  • Because football fans gathering bad and immigration halt and palestine march good. by FlyVidjul (Sat 15th May 2021 4:44pm)
  • Its mental though that covid only affects gathering football fans but not folk attempting to halt an immigration raid or Palestinian support march tomorrow. Covid is awfy selective! by FlyVidjul (Sat 15th May 2021 4:39pm)
  • Cry more ya absolute VL ✌ Go greet about it in r/Scotland and have a collective wee tug about how the big bad yoons are marching in yer city. by FlyVidjul (Sat 15th May 2021 5:04pm)
  • Because covid doesn't really give a fuck about what cause you're supporting. Either its wrong to do it or its no. You can't really be selective and go "aye you can break the rules when I think its okay to but its not when I don't like it" by FlyVidjul (Sat 15th May 2021 5:00pm)
  • Hahaha I love that it kills you. Inject it right in my veins man. by FlyVidjul (Sat 15th May 2021 5:14pm)
  • I can almost taste the salt from the tears dripping on to your keyboard. Fantastic. by FlyVidjul (Sat 15th May 2021 5:17pm)
  • So when there's an islamic extremist terrorist attack in the UK, that's the fault of all Muslims and we shouldn't allow them to practice their religion and close down mosques? by FlyVidjul (Sun 16th May 2021 10:19am)
  • >I think your comparison of football clubs and religions is not helpful. How? You're looking to punish an entity because someone does something shite in their name. We shouldn't blame Islam or tar all Muslims with the same brush whenever there's an extremist attack, just like we shouldn't want to punish a football club for something that happens with their fans outside the ground. The fans causing the shite were fucking arsewipes. Rangers actually released statements prior to this to ask the fans to comply with police Scotland's regulations. I'm seeing people on here saying "Rangers actually organised this". I'd love to see how they're coming to that conclusion. The Rangers fans were absolute wanks last night but lets call a spade a spade it's because they are union jack flag shaggers and most of the people in r/Glasgow and r/Scotland are saltire flag shaggrs. by FlyVidjul (Sun 16th May 2021 10:33am)
  • But you're holding them accountable for the action of others. Which is my point. Should they have fined Thomas Hamilton's work after Dunblane because he was a fucking sicko that decided to kill a bunch of people? If Rangers had put out plans to celebrate this then fair fucks, I could see your point. The fans defied the club's stance on how they wanted it to go down. by FlyVidjul (Sun 16th May 2021 11:02am)
  • Thats because they're actually providing services to criminals. Rangers are a football club that these fans go to watch. They have zero responsibility for what they do outside the ground unless its actively encouraged within the club which it clearly isn't. Your point is still utter toly. by FlyVidjul (Sun 16th May 2021 11:11am)
  • Max's on Queen St. isn't exactly a pure secret but I've never been disappointed with the scran out there. Was pleasantly surprised when I'd went there for food about 7 or 8 years ago, went regularly before covid. Also, was thinking about places in town and it's made me think of how much I'm gutted that juicy lucy's is shut. by FlyVidjul (Wed 19th May 2021 8:22am)
  • You are correct OP. Anybody that drives in a quiet lane and cuts into one last minute to avoid queueing is a cunt. by FlyVidjul (Tue 8th Jun 2021 8:40am)
  • Aye. I buzz paying £25 for a 4 mile journey and being told "aw they pakis are ruining our business man". by FlyVidjul (Wed 9th Jun 2021 5:52pm)
  • I do get that, but 9/10 times I see people attempting to cut in aren't doing it to not cause a massive queue, they actually cause a queue in the lane they're in because they're attempting to jook in at the last minute and block the lane they're in at present. I see this almost every day on the road from Rutherglen to Polmadie at the M74 junction. by FlyVidjul (Thu 10th Jun 2021 10:00am)
  • There's a massive abundance of white girls doing acoustic guitar and piano versions of songs. You'll find one no bother. by FlyVidjul (Sat 19th Jun 2021 11:54am)
  • 2 months from now. Glasgow Live: THE CITY IS A FUCKING HOLE LADS Council: Shocked pikachu.jpg by FlyVidjul (Tue 29th Jun 2021 12:34am)
  • Kick his cunt in. by FlyVidjul (Wed 30th Jun 2021 11:05am)
  • https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/thats-the-joke/photos by FlyVidjul (Fri 2nd Jul 2021 12:54pm)
  • Feel sorry for all the weans getting dragged along to this shite. by FlyVidjul (Fri 2nd Jul 2021 12:53pm)
  • Are yous goths or summin but? by FlyVidjul (Fri 2nd Jul 2021 12:50pm)
  • Did you at least get a good motor out of it? by FlyVidjul (Fri 2nd Jul 2021 12:58pm)
  • I'm just curious as to why like 4 sets of people were eyeballing you. I always hear people saying shit like that then it turns out they were away to some German industrial party, dressed in latex thigh high boots and a pointy PVC bra on. And thats the guys. by FlyVidjul (Fri 2nd Jul 2021 4:31pm)
  • Aye this sub definitely are the thinnest skinned people I've ever seen related to Glasgow. by FlyVidjul (Sat 3rd Jul 2021 1:24pm)
  • >Scotland once again getting the last laugh. "HAHAHAH IMAGINE GETTING TO THE FINALS AND LOSING YOU PRICKS! SHOULD GOT CUFFED OFF EVERYCUNT ELSE LIKE US!" I'm quite happy Italy won but for all I hear the "Aw they won't stop banging on about it". England football team is all I've seen on my Scottish related subreddits the last week or so. by FlyVidjul (Mon 12th Jul 2021 12:05am)
  • Honestly? Its a fad diet. Fad diets suck. The only real tried and tested way to lose weight is simply a calorie deficit. I've did slimming world and it was good for me because I didn't want the shame of putting on weight in front of people. So the fiver was worth that alone. And finding out about the fakeaway salt and pepper chicken (chicken breast chunks dipped in dry smash with salt and pepper). As for the actual nutrition and dietary stuff that goes along with slimming world? Bag a shite. Any diet that tells you that you can eat unlimited amounts of rice or pasta is full of absolute toly and simple science pretty much refutes slimming world. Also when I did it, I was a guy in my late twenties. And I was surrounded by women that had no clue how they never lost any weight despite doing fuck all all week apart from tan 20 glasses of wine and a 3 course meal at a wedding at the weekend. I lost a fair whack of weight during slimming world, but I never really followed their nutritonal advice. I just tracked my calories and started exercising more. All the old biddies had no clue how I lost so much and they didn't. by FlyVidjul (Mon 26th Jul 2021 3:22pm)
  • My missus stays in Renfrew and we buzz a wee JSF when we're at hers. Love the katsu bento boxes. Wee bit of everything in one and fairly filling. You get the katsu chicken and sauce, rice, pickled veg, couple bits of sushi and a chicken skewer. Braw getting a bento box and splitting their seasoned fries with her. by FlyVidjul (Fri 6th Aug 2021 11:54am)
  • BOO THIS MAN! by FlyVidjul (Tue 10th Aug 2021 5:51pm)
  • Glasgow is fucking shite. We talk about how nice of a city we are but its mainly the architecture and arts scene that makes us like that. The people are shite. Can't have anything in public that doesn't get broken, vandalised or stolen. by FlyVidjul (Fri 13th Aug 2021 6:33pm)
  • Yup. I bet no one can tell me the last time they seen a glass bus stop that didn't have to get replaced due to it being smashed by some arsewipe. by FlyVidjul (Fri 13th Aug 2021 7:06pm)
  • Council's made a cunt of it with exorbitant rents and charging for weekend parking when there's free alternatives. People have made a cunt of it by throwing their shite about then being shocked pikachu jpgs when the city is a shit hole and blame the council for their own inconsideration. by FlyVidjul (Fri 13th Aug 2021 7:11pm)
  • I'm 33 mate and my maw would still skelp me over ma head if I threw my shite on the deck. by FlyVidjul (Fri 13th Aug 2021 7:10pm)
  • Whoever made that up must be a clumsy bastard. Who would mistake a bomb for some food?! by FlyVidjul (Tue 17th Aug 2021 4:57pm)
  • Why is reddit free when you have patter like this. by FlyVidjul (Fri 20th Aug 2021 11:38pm)
  • Aye 100%. Some of the most interesting folk I've met on nights out have been there on their tod and ended up drinking with my group. Also, tons of folk go to polo alone as the exclusively gay options aren't as prevalent as the other options for straight folk, so you'll find a lot more people there on their own. Been in polo a couple of times with some gay pals and there's always folk floating about who aren't with anyone. You'll have nae issues at all. Go enjoy yersel. by FlyVidjul (Fri 27th Aug 2021 9:36am)
  • Shite service. Shite customer service. As someone that's been in IT for over 10 years, fucking infuriating tech support anaw. by FlyVidjul (Wed 1st Sep 2021 3:57pm)
  • >Just hit them with cars, very rational. I'd rather this copper hit that guy at about 10-15 mph than a copper get stabbed tbh. Also. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Not expecting what you'd want to happen after pointing a big chopper at somecunt. I wouldn't walk into the Gallowgate singing the Billy Boys then act indignant when I get my cunt kicked in. by FlyVidjul (Wed 1st Sep 2021 9:02pm)
  • >What's with UFO police officer icon? I'm about 90% sure it's that whatsapp pic with the big black guy with the 3 foot willy. by FlyVidjul (Wed 1st Sep 2021 9:12pm)
  • One would much prefer that the law enforcers would gently injure the assailant by hitting them with the car slowly, with a view to disarming, but not fatally injuring said assailant. If you're going to put peoples lives in danger, I wouldn't expect the people whose lives are in danger to act accordingly. One wouldn't meander through a predominantly roman catholic and Celtic area singing sectarian songs that are insulting to roman catholics and not expect to be on the receiving end of a few fisticuffs. by FlyVidjul (Wed 1st Sep 2021 9:11pm)
  • >This video clearly says otherwise The assailant was disarmed and neutralised with no one dying or getting injured in the process other than the knife wielding guy. ​ Pretty successful if you ask me. by FlyVidjul (Wed 1st Sep 2021 9:15pm)
  • They used the force they needed to. Why kill someone when you can disarm them? by FlyVidjul (Wed 1st Sep 2021 9:22pm)
  • Aye bucket hat guy is the one I mean. Just standing holding his big chopper. Best use of that meme was when it was rendered and sent as a sticker. Class. by FlyVidjul (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 11:59am)
  • Because /r/Glasgow is the pearl clutching capital of UK subreddits and the law can never, ever be in question or wrong. by FlyVidjul (Fri 10th Sep 2021 10:45am)
  • You don't look like a big man when you keep talking like a scheme rat when someone tells you to fuck up in a public place where kids walk about. You just look like another scheme rat. by FlyVidjul (Fri 10th Sep 2021 12:27pm)
  • Your patters fucking shite hhahahah by FlyVidjul (Sat 11th Sep 2021 10:02am)
  • Drug laws are set by UK govt btw. by FlyVidjul (Sat 11th Sep 2021 1:26pm)
  • I dunno but it's costing me a fucking fortune to put my Labrador through therapy. by FlyVidjul (Wed 15th Sep 2021 1:52pm)
  • Good news. Thank god that prick doesn't have them anymore. by FlyVidjul (Wed 15th Sep 2021 7:00pm)
  • Sometimes people are just cunts because they're cunts. There isn't a diagnosis and fix for every bad in the world. by FlyVidjul (Wed 15th Sep 2021 7:10pm)
  • r/Glasgow in a nutshell. My neighbour is making sex type noises during the day. I haven't spoken to her but I might phone the police. by FlyVidjul (Wed 13th Oct 2021 11:29am)
  • I did read the post. It said you approached her and she put her head down and walked away. Use words. They tend to help. by FlyVidjul (Wed 13th Oct 2021 12:05pm)
  • People always become saints when they die if they're not famous. by FlyVidjul (Thu 21st Oct 2021 9:13am)
  • Drive by behind the trees? Sounds more like Mossad than neds. by FlyVidjul (Sun 24th Oct 2021 11:54am)
  • Big man was the antagonist here, had hunners of chances, was warned. Unlucky mate. Slept by a guy much smaller than you on camera. Class. by FlyVidjul (Sun 31st Oct 2021 2:11pm)
  • I was walking under the bridge at central a few years ago and saw three in that stretch alone. Its a tip. by FlyVidjul (Thu 4th Nov 2021 8:46am)
  • Hermes? Making an absolute gargantuan cunt of their job? Well I never! by FlyVidjul (Fri 5th Nov 2021 6:19pm)
  • My auld man used to work in here years ago. I mind sitting in it waiting for him to finish playing my gameboy with a juice surrounded by hunners of nice looking greenery. He's been retired from a decent position in the parks and recs now for over 10 years and he can't get away with how much it's actually went to shit and been cut to the bone. by FlyVidjul (Fri 5th Nov 2021 6:17pm)
  • Only chookies and cunts in the broons say tattie. by FlyVidjul (Fri 5th Nov 2021 6:24pm)
  • >Just somewhere commutable to Glasgow City centre. As much as I like to moan about the shite public transport in Glasgow, getting to and from the city centre isn't too bad in most areas of Glasgow and the surrounding areas. You'll have a fair choice of where you want to live. by FlyVidjul (Fri 5th Nov 2021 6:22pm)
  • A WANT IT THE NOO by FlyVidjul (Fri 5th Nov 2021 6:32pm)
  • >its tuechtars if that's wit ye mean, Thats the very one. by FlyVidjul (Fri 5th Nov 2021 6:38pm)
  • Union Street has been a shitehole for years. This isn't anything new. by FlyVidjul (Sun 7th Nov 2021 12:50pm)
  • Mad how auld yins are dying in closes waiting 5 hours for an ambulance but folk think she's doing a smashing job cause she's cutting aboot taking photos with Americans with cans a bru. Shocking how she gets a free pass in r/Glasgow and r/Scotland pretty much hero worship her. Political bootlicking at its finest. See it in the UKpolitics subreddit with that fucking clown Boris and his gang of merry robbing cunts as well. by FlyVidjul (Wed 10th Nov 2021 6:49pm)
  • It's fucking ridiculous how much she gets hero worshipped in Scottish politics. People actually think that the SNP are competent and are led by an honest, great person that has the best interests of the people at heart. As soon as you ever criticise them, you get insta accused of being a Tory as well. Wouldn't piss on either Nicola or Boris if they were on fire. Mad how people think that any of these conning, swindling, out for themselves cunts have any interest in the plebs like us at all. So weird how people pick a side in politics and their team is 100% right and the other is 100% wrong. by FlyVidjul (Wed 10th Nov 2021 7:04pm)
  • Tories are cunts and Brexits a fucking shitshow tbf 😂 However, say a bad word about chief mammy and my god. Look at the downvotes on my original comment from a few mins ago already. by FlyVidjul (Wed 10th Nov 2021 7:13pm)
  • Everytime I criticise chief mammy I always get this question. Its never a genuine question. It tends to be a loaded question with a bunch of retorts about all the bad shit that my suggestion has done or been involved in. I'll answer though. I think Anas Sarwar and Labour realistically. I have no love for Labour either, just think they'd do a better job than the incumbent party of Scotland. I've watched the country decline in the last few years. I'm not saying the SNP are as bad as the Tories. I genuinely think some SNP members want to do good, rather than fuck shit up in the name of self interest. The GCC has been run into the ground the past few years. The town is a shitehole, free parking at weekends revoked which is massacring city center businesses, parks going into ruin and becoming even more dangerous than they were at night. Remember they were going to put a 24/7 park ranger in the parks? Whatever happened to that? I keep hearing SNP drones talk about how drug policies are set by Westminster and that's why they're so bad in Scotland, despite it being much worse than England, Wales etc. People just love to stick up for their team despite their incompetencies. Look at the amount of English folk that still stick by Brexit despite the vast, vast amounts of evidence proving that the leave campaign was full of lies and it being an absolute shitshow. by FlyVidjul (Wed 10th Nov 2021 9:03pm)
  • >I have never encountered a single "regular" person who hero worships Sturgeon. In fact the majority of people I know don't like the SNP They get in with landslides every election. And I suggest you go to r/Scotland and look at the comments on the insta photo from the OP. by FlyVidjul (Wed 10th Nov 2021 9:32pm)
  • If you want to Google literally any politicians for integrity, expect nothing. Politicians are lower than snakes bellies. I mean, Sarwar is literally the only other realistic option for a FM. Is he great? Nope. Is it better than what we have? I believe so. Same with Starmer and Westminster. I think Labour are a busted flush but are they better than all those sticky fingered, contract giving to pals cunts in the Tories. You better believe it. by FlyVidjul (Wed 10th Nov 2021 9:52pm)
  • Says more about you mate that you think a person's opinion on a politician that you don't know sums up their entire person, to be honest. by FlyVidjul (Wed 10th Nov 2021 11:48pm)
  • They should have been fucked the second they fielded a mentally unstable orange fuckheed of a guy. by FlyVidjul (Thu 11th Nov 2021 12:55am)
  • I see it in my own family mate. My aunt is an SNP obsessed wummin that had an SNP cake at her wedding. Anything the SNP do wrong or any exposal of scandal is simply a leak to discredit independence. My folks are raging tories that voted for Brexit cause "we need to take back our country" and they can't vote for a party that "promotes people not to work and sit on their arse for benefits". Thank fuck I wasn't politically influenced. by FlyVidjul (Thu 11th Nov 2021 9:49am)
  • If I'm on a door. How do I know who's a spiker and whos minding their own business? by FlyVidjul (Sat 13th Nov 2021 6:22pm)
  • I know a Russian guy with a briefcase who will swap you. by FlyVidjul (Thu 18th Nov 2021 12:42am)
  • Dodged a bullet. I used to work for Response for Sky years ago and it was the most soul destroying job I've ever had. You'll find something! by FlyVidjul (Thu 18th Nov 2021 6:06pm)
  • You a Rangers fan, too? by FlyVidjul (Sun 21st Nov 2021 6:02pm)
  • Bin bags could soon pile up on city streets again as Glasgow remembers COP26 is done and the city can slide back into being the shitehole we all know and love. by FlyVidjul (Mon 22nd Nov 2021 12:39pm)
  • Keep recycling these old and tired puns. by FlyVidjul (Mon 22nd Nov 2021 12:40pm)
  • Pretty standard price for the area, in the condition the house is in tbf. I live in Castlemilk. My pal bought an absolute shitehole of a house a few years ago that was a bank foreclosure for £50k. Spent £12k fixing it up. He moved to another house 2 years later and sold it for £90k. by FlyVidjul (Fri 26th Nov 2021 11:05am)
  • Pal used to stay in the 5 apartments up there, some size in it! If you have the money and time, you can make great money or get into a cheaper house with a fixer upper. I'm working from home at the minute with tons of free time between meetings, I could sink about 12 hours a day into fixing up a house atm. by FlyVidjul (Fri 26th Nov 2021 11:47am)
  • Being able to buy your kid a house is absolutely cracking though. Good on ya! by FlyVidjul (Fri 26th Nov 2021 11:55am)
  • I'd tell the couple tbh. Creepy auld fuck. by FlyVidjul (Fri 26th Nov 2021 5:08pm)
  • Was in the Laurieston before a game a couple years back. Pints of Kronenbourg with frosted glasses out the freezer were class. by FlyVidjul (Wed 1st Dec 2021 12:28pm)
  • Are we all just going to ignore Doggy Kingdom? by FlyVidjul (Thu 9th Dec 2021 2:43am)
  • Good. More politicians should be getting done for breaking laws in the "do as we say not as we do" fashion. She should be getting tried along with half of number 10 for their parties whilst we sat on our tods. by FlyVidjul (Thu 6th Jan 2022 7:58pm)
  • 3 page article just linking to OPs reddit post and the rest padded out with ads and spelling errors. by FlyVidjul (Tue 11th Jan 2022 4:28pm)
  • I'm fairly pro vaccination and being cautious but anyone critical of the SNP gets absolutely lambasted here and on r/Scotland by FlyVidjul (Thu 13th Jan 2022 9:26pm)
  • r/Scotland is fucking woeful mate. Speak ill of chief mammy and you're labelled a Tory and piled on. Or just banned from the sub. It's an absolute cesspit echo chamber for the SNP lovers. Glasgow sub is better to be fair but it still leans heavily toward the SNP and a fair few overspill from r/Scotland downvote any criticism of the SNP or any criticism of the council if it isn't prefixed by "Labour left them a mess". by FlyVidjul (Thu 13th Jan 2022 11:08pm)
  • Christ. Just checked your post history. You're exactly the type of rampant defender I'm going on about so there's no point in having this conversation any further. Enjoy your night, mate! by FlyVidjul (Thu 13th Jan 2022 11:14pm)
  • Holy shit you literally proved my point one reply after me making it 😂😂 If 99% of the Scotland sub never treated her like some weird Kim Jong Un figure, people wouldn't use the term chief mammy. Fucking hell there was a pro indy page that set up a gofundme to buy her a Christmas present. I think the only gofundme for a present people would set up for Boris is if it came in an ACME box and was delivered from 300 feet above him. by FlyVidjul (Thu 13th Jan 2022 11:12pm)
  • Enjoy your night bud 👍 by FlyVidjul (Thu 13th Jan 2022 11:18pm)
  • True. I fell and scraped my knee on the kerb last weekend and I for one, will be petitioning to have concrete banned and have the city covered in grassy areas because we've designed the city around transport rather than safety for knees. by FlyVidjul (Fri 14th Jan 2022 10:35am)
  • >The experience as a pedestrian in Glasgow is terrible I've visited the USA, Italy, Hungary, Greece and Cape Verde in the last 5 years. Scotland is absolute light years ahead of all of them for pedestrianisation. Germany was really the only country I've visited semi-recently that's had just as good or a better pedestrian experience. In my probably wrong opinion, peoples attitudes are one of the reasons for increased accidents. I've been driving about 10 years and have noticed even since then, people speed all the time, people don't slow as much as they should at give ways or stop at solid/stop lines. People are impatient as fuck and want to get to where they're going as soon as they can and fuck everyone else that's in the way. I live in Castlemilk and my missus is from Renfrew and I use the M74/M8 a lot. One of the trends I've noticed is when coming on to the motorway from the sliproad, if I'm joining and end up matching the speed of the car in the joining lane behind me, they'll speed up so I can't get in. Some form of "this guy isn't going ahead of me" attitude. People are selfish as fuck nowadays and don't give a fuck about anyone else and it's translating into drivers now. Fuck, I've even seen drivers refuse to slow down/move over for emergency vehicles unless they can nip into a lane which doesn't slow their speed down. by FlyVidjul (Fri 14th Jan 2022 10:42am)
  • Hope you get it sorted mate! by FlyVidjul (Fri 14th Jan 2022 10:45am)
  • Watched in the last year coppers taking down 2 guys with tenner shots that were going to do fuck knows what with them. They're not the best coppers ever and aye some are bent or mad with power. I'd rather have them than not. My maw and da are in their sixties and a lassy chapped their door at around 1 in the morning. My maw goes to check who it is and unlocks the door. Soon as the door unlocked she turned the handle and barged in. Wasn't a burglar or anything she was absolutely out her bin on something. My maw has some health issues and is in no shape to subdue a drugged up young lassie.. my old man is a fairly strong guy, ex navy and that. He struggled to contain her. He ended up cracking her and lifting her out to the garden and howfing her over the fence/gate but she was still ready to get back up and go. At that point it was pure coincidence that a police van was driving by and my maw screamed at them to stop. They battered out and huckled the lassie into the van. Fuck knows what she was on or what she had on her. Just another decent example of that sometimes, they do prevent crime. by FlyVidjul (Fri 14th Jan 2022 2:38pm)
  • There 100% is. All drivers are crackpots and cyclists are benevolent people that can't do shit like this. by FlyVidjul (Sun 16th Jan 2022 12:47pm)
  • She's looking amazing for 101!!! On yersel Edna! by FlyVidjul (Sun 16th Jan 2022 1:14pm)
  • Wee hidden gem, that is. by FlyVidjul (Mon 17th Jan 2022 2:03am)
  • r/Glasgow : The city's infrastructure is poor and cars should be reduced. Someone mentions it: FUCK OFF THEN TORY CUNT. 😂 fuck sake by FlyVidjul (Wed 19th Jan 2022 10:23am)
  • To be fair. Sectarianism has been rife in Scotland for donkeys and its no worse than it always has been. Brexit had fuck all to do with it. by FlyVidjul (Thu 20th Jan 2022 1:48pm)
  • The resources posted already are great and really I suggest using them but just as an aside. If you want a vent or just a something that isn't pure official, ping me a message. by FlyVidjul (Thu 20th Jan 2022 1:52pm)
  • I more mean in Glasgow. by FlyVidjul (Thu 20th Jan 2022 2:35pm)
  • Yeah this is a governmental prediction of negative knock on effect of something that they're vehemently against. Where's the actual numbers? u/FlyVidjul warns of increased alien activity after a dossier provised to the Glasgow City Council voices concerns over new 5G masts. For the record, I think Brexit has emboldened a lot of racists, but just not really sectarianism in the west of Scotland. I've not read anything or seen anything to support that Brexit has had an impact on west of Scotland sectarianism. See how this works? Brexit vote was what? 3 and a half years ago. I've not witnessed an uptick in sectarianism since 2018 and haven't read about any increase. I'm definitely all ears if I'm wrong but don't be a snide wee cunt and link articles about predictions with "wrong again". If you're actually interested in an actual debate instead of coming across like a smarmy prick. by FlyVidjul (Thu 20th Jan 2022 2:51pm)
  • Those stickers have been kicking about for YEARS before Brexit mate. My point was that this existed WAY before Brexit. I'm not denying that it happens. Its a massive problem in the west of Scotland and it has been since way before I was born. Sectarianism is thankfully dwindling due to the younger generation really not being arsed about stuff like that at all and generally being more tolerant than their older counterparts. Brexit has had fuck all to do with "emboldening sectarianism" in Scotland. Sectarian crimes saw an upshot by around 20% in 2020. This uptick also included crimes against trans, gay people and disabled people. Are we blaming Brexit for them all? Lets not blame unrelated shite and actually tackle root causes of this pish and we'd get somewhere. And for the record, I voted remain and would still. I've no time for the OO and I'm not even a protestant. P.S. if you know what team I support, you'll have checked my post history. Check a bit further and see where I got banned from a Rangers forum for taking the absolute cunt out the OO. My calling you a cunt is because you were acting like a cunt. Hee haw to do with who I support. by FlyVidjul (Thu 20th Jan 2022 3:30pm)
  • My old man went to see them when they were supporting Mott the Hoople in 73. Said they were brilliant and most of his mates weren't arse about Mott the Hoople after it and they wanted Queen to come back on. by FlyVidjul (Tue 25th Jan 2022 11:51pm)
  • I love getting stoned and the only thing I steal is hearts x by FlyVidjul (Mon 31st Jan 2022 2:57pm)
  • "STAUNCHGUY1872FTPGSTQWATP" UGH LOOK ANOTHER CELTIC FAN! by FlyVidjul (Tue 1st Feb 2022 10:57am)
  • Glasgow subredditors decide it. The people that love to shit on tennents and drink pints of piss that taste like pot pourri. The people that are the biggest group of social cripples in the city. That love to have a wee tug every time a part of the city gets a cycle lane or is pedestrianised. That have never been slapped in their entire life. That love to take a big steaming toly on football culture because they're as sheltered as their "rescue pup" used to be, who coincidentally, is the one thats greeting over fireworks. by FlyVidjul (Tue 1st Feb 2022 10:56am)
  • Lived in Castlemilk all my life and its not too bad. Rough in places much like anywhere in Glasgow but as ling as you're not a bam, nobody will give you hassle. Only shite thing is that there's nothing in Castlemilk really. No big supermarket. 1 pub that youd never want to drink in, no real eating places, etc. What area of Castlemilk are you going to. by FlyVidjul (Thu 3rd Feb 2022 12:16pm)
  • Go there today and you'll get your answer. by FlyVidjul (Fri 11th Feb 2022 1:32am)
  • This is the most r/Glasgow thing I've ever read. by FlyVidjul (Fri 11th Feb 2022 3:53pm)
  • Yep. Its somehow managed to look more dilapidated and run down in 90 years. by FlyVidjul (Fri 11th Feb 2022 4:43pm)
  • Its a fuckin film man haha. by FlyVidjul (Sun 13th Feb 2022 3:52am)
  • Unrealistic. Theres no one person cutting about in a long coat with an undersized beanie on with budgie deed trousers on with nae socks. For real though thats a cracking pic. Lovely lighting. by FlyVidjul (Fri 18th Feb 2022 11:42am)
  • I was having a square go with Guile outside Driftwood at kicking oot time. by FlyVidjul (Mon 21st Feb 2022 10:36am)
  • Saw Public Enemy and the Prodigy there a few year ago. Public Enemy were pish and my phone got nicked. by FlyVidjul (Mon 21st Feb 2022 10:50am)
  • Go to the flugenbugen and take a left at the shpoogen. If you see the flargendargen? You've gone too far. by FlyVidjul (Mon 21st Feb 2022 11:08am)
  • We should and I think a lot of citizens do. Why is Glasgow city center a fucking tip but Edinburgh isn't? by FlyVidjul (Mon 21st Feb 2022 2:51pm)
  • FWIW, I love Public Enemy, this particular performance was absolute jobby. by FlyVidjul (Mon 21st Feb 2022 3:23pm)
  • I spraypainted "Vladimir Putin is a pure bawbag" on a wall. Cause am a jovial, spunky kinda guy like that. Wit we Glaswegians like, eh? I like to sneak whatever Scottishisms into my picket signs so people know for 100% that am Scottish as well. If he sees it, he'll definitely stop invading Ukraine. He'll be aw "Aw fuck man people in Glasgow think am a bawbag, better retreat back into Russia!" by FlyVidjul (Thu 24th Feb 2022 4:20pm)
  • GodFearingCyclist. Worried about the war raging on an entire continent away whilst living in a fairly cushty city and country. This is the most r/Glasgow thing I have read today. Nut the fuck up mate. Switch the news off for a while. Think about the poor bastards in Ukraine actually being invaded by a foreign superpower to put things in a bit of perspective. by FlyVidjul (Mon 28th Feb 2022 4:06pm)
  • [Nice.](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/NdWJpHt1Xws/hqdefault.jpg) by FlyVidjul (Wed 9th Mar 2022 11:43am)
  • Worked in the toon for about 3 years. I did a rough calculation and over 3 years, spent 4 and a half grand on parking. It would have cost me 2 and a half to take the bus. 2 grand well spent, imo. by FlyVidjul (Wed 9th Mar 2022 4:59pm)
  • It was literally my job/commute that made me learn to drive and buy a car. I live in Castlemilk and I used to work in Bellshill. I could get door to door driving in about 20-25 minutes. I did rotating day/night shifts both 7-7. If I did a Saturday nightshift and finished Sunday at 7am, I wouldn't get home until close to 10 in the morning. I'd need to hoof it about 2 miles from the industrial park to the train station, first train never came until about 8:30. Train into town then 21/75 bus up the road but as it was Sunday service, the first that linked up with my train was about 9:25, then a small walk home from getting off the bus. Then if it wasn't my last nightshift, I'd be home for 10, straight into bed, and back up at 4:30/5 again for my next lovely journey to the office on Sunday night. A lot of the time, explaining why you want a car in r/Glasgow is like pissing in the wind because there's a lot of cycling enthusiasts and people that think the entire town should be pedestrianised, but until we have even a shred of a competent public transport system, I'd never get rid of the car, not to mention I cover a few sites in Scotland now so need one to get to/from those. I'm 34 and have been driving now for almost 10 years and the thought of using buses in Glasgow gives me the fucking heeby jeebies man. They're late, minging and honestly fulla tramps. I was on a 21 back up the road from town towards Fernhill and a junkie spewed on the floor on the seat in front of me. We were going up a steep hill and it was rolling back towards me. Just got off a couple stops early and walked up the hill, it was fucking rank. by FlyVidjul (Wed 9th Mar 2022 4:57pm)
  • Before I could drive, anyone on my nightshifts offering me a lift home or even to the train station/town would be a lifesaver. One of the good guys, you are. by FlyVidjul (Wed 9th Mar 2022 5:00pm)
  • /u/laqualitafaschifo said parking near the airport. It's definitely a good shout as it's secure and fairly cheap. I just stuck in 5 days in March randomly and it came up with £30 for the 5 days. It's about as good as you'll get imo. [Results here](https://www.airport-parking-shop.co.uk/results/966228ddead6e31/) by FlyVidjul (Wed 9th Mar 2022 5:05pm)
  • 👀👀👀 No..... But aye. by FlyVidjul (Thu 10th Mar 2022 12:34am)
  • Hahah aye was a few of us that learned to drive whilst we were there. I was on ops/2nd line 2013-2015 and saw about 25 people come and go. by FlyVidjul (Thu 10th Mar 2022 12:39am)
  • Whoever got the tickets enjoy! Seen him in the Tramway a few years ago and he was really funny! by FlyVidjul (Fri 11th Mar 2022 12:47pm)
  • "I DON'T FUCKING WANT GUITAR LESSONS" by FlyVidjul (Fri 11th Mar 2022 12:46pm)
  • With the way the glasgow housing market is going, pap a bed in it and rent it oot for 300 a month. by FlyVidjul (Fri 11th Mar 2022 10:09pm)
  • Aw man gutted to have missed out, Love Stewart Lee and was meant to see Doug Stanhope this month but got shunted to later in the year :( ​ Shite about you and the missus having Covid mate. Hope the both of you are back on the mend and can get out to a show soon! by FlyVidjul (Sun 13th Mar 2022 7:18pm)
  • Was standing in a queue for the Garage about 10 years ago. There were two lines and guys were getting patted down. I was chatting to my mate so the bouncer said something to me and I didn't hear him. Said "sorry mate, I didn't hear you?" and he said "Stand in the fucking left line are you deaf as well as dumb?" The particular bouncer in question was about 5'6" and about 12 stone and would get flung about like an empty tracky. As soon as he said it I took one step toward him stared him down and he called his pals in to huckle me out as if I was causing trouble. I left with no hassle and the other bouncers actually apologised to me. Seemed like they were fairly sound and knew he was a bit of a prick. by FlyVidjul (Mon 14th Mar 2022 6:35pm)
  • Only thing thats clapping after a best kebab is yer arsehole by FlyVidjul (Mon 14th Mar 2022 6:50pm)
  • Its class how its getting downvoted anyway. No surprised as half of this sub would curl into a ball greeting if somecunt said boo to them. by FlyVidjul (Mon 14th Mar 2022 8:49pm)
  • Not everyone on r/Glasgow is a "just shut up and get made a cunt of" type. 9/10 are tbf. The sheer amount of "my neighbour is being a cunt what do I do" posts followed up by "just ignore it" comments are fantastic. by FlyVidjul (Mon 14th Mar 2022 11:37pm)
  • It's class cause literally your next comment on this sub was how someone took a ton off you and you did fuck all about it haha. by FlyVidjul (Tue 15th Mar 2022 10:53am)
  • Mad that a car can sire children. by FlyVidjul (Wed 16th Mar 2022 8:51pm)
  • I went up there with my missus a while ago as we just like wee random drives. Stopped off and got a mcflurry, went there to eat it and when we left a motor followed us for absolute miles. We turned down a few wee side streets as well. ​ Put yer wully away ya creep. by FlyVidjul (Thu 17th Mar 2022 5:50pm)
  • Elevenstabbings!? by FlyVidjul (Fri 18th Mar 2022 1:12pm)
  • Aw ffs there goes my plan of murdering people by slashing them this weekend. by FlyVidjul (Fri 18th Mar 2022 4:06pm)
  • To be fair post purge Glasgow would be ran by morons. The neds would survive because they would batter the utter life out of the pacifist intellectuals. r/Glasgow would fall to about 3 users overnight. Can you imagine the threads? "There's a guy battering on my close door with a machete telling me he's going to slash me to bits, what should I do" "just ignore him and he'll go away, or go down and ask him nicely to leave. If he doesn't then call the police" by FlyVidjul (Fri 18th Mar 2022 4:11pm)
  • What a load of absolute pish. MUST. KILL. PAT LALLY. by FlyVidjul (Tue 22nd Mar 2022 3:01pm)
  • It's a shame for OP and I feel for him, but 9/10 people in Glasgow would pocket a Rolex if they found one. You're kidding yourself on if you think otherwise, lad is getting downvoted but no amount of "LOOK HOW MUCH OF A NICE PERSON I AM" comments is going to not make people lift a Rolex if they find it lying about. by FlyVidjul (Fri 25th Mar 2022 10:32am)
  • You don't need to stay away from the city center on Old Firm day. It doesn't become the wild west. There isn't tons of violence. It isn't any more of a pain in the arse than when a big gig is on. by FlyVidjul (Mon 28th Mar 2022 11:12am)
  • >Got a feeling most of these, "stay out of town during the old firm" warnings come from people who have never been in town for an old firm They'll be in the house under the covers, hoping that its a draw so neither side lets off fireworks and scares their dug. by FlyVidjul (Mon 28th Mar 2022 2:51pm)
  • I was in a pub for the Old Firm just after New Years on 2021. Neutral pub, mostly Celtic fans. My group of 4 were one of two small Rangers groups, rest of the pub hoaching with Celtic fans. Rangers won 2-1, we celebrated and had no aggro off anyone in the pub at all. The derby isn't as violent as it's portrayed to be. If you come on r/Glasgow and believe 90% of people here, you can't go to the town on Old Firm day without getting stabbed. Aye, there are outliers, but if you take 60,000 people and mix in drink at any event, there's going to be violence. Check out T in the Park, ffs. I'm 34 and have been an avid Rangers supporter my entire life and have never seen any trouble related to football myself. Anecdotal? Of course, but I've hung about in plenty of neutral and Rangers pubs on game days and have never once seen a bit of trouble myself. by FlyVidjul (Mon 28th Mar 2022 2:50pm)
  • Honestly thought you had no chance mate. Buzzing for you! Glad to know this had a happy ending! by FlyVidjul (Wed 30th Mar 2022 8:03am)
  • All the political parties dont give a fuck about any of us and all they are interested in is having their snouts in the trough. Eat them all. by FlyVidjul (Thu 31st Mar 2022 2:44pm)
  • Theyve decided to not boot the hole out of shite patter. I am stunned. by FlyVidjul (Thu 31st Mar 2022 2:45pm)
  • Kick his cunt in and tell him for his cheek, one thousand pounds it is you fuknn tube. by FlyVidjul (Wed 6th Apr 2022 2:06pm)
  • "THERES WORK VANS PARKING ON MY STREET AND THE POLICE WON'T DEAL WITH IT" Curtain twitching fanny. by FlyVidjul (Wed 6th Apr 2022 5:01pm)
  • Either this type of thread or "Some person is absolutely taking the cunt out me what do I do" threads are what makes r/glasgow car crash redditing. Grim as fuck but its the hate that makes me unable to not look at aw the absolute fucking street fighter 2 turbo VLs this place has to offer. by FlyVidjul (Wed 6th Apr 2022 5:17pm)
  • Tbf. If I had to drive a bus around Glasgow on the same route every day, I'd want to drive into a fucking wall as well. by FlyVidjul (Thu 7th Apr 2022 11:22am)
  • Moskito was good for this when I used to book work dos by FlyVidjul (Thu 7th Apr 2022 3:49pm)
  • My missus neighbours have a cat that I fucking swear is a human in a cat's body. We don't really feed him or that as I'm always para in case I end up feeding him something that might affect him adversely, but he fires in when we open the door at times and just kicks about with us. He's not a hassle at all. He managed to climb onto the extension roof which is right outside the bedroom window and he came in the window one night in the summer, he just jumped onto the bed and cuddled in with us. No complaints from me he's a wee cute thing. by FlyVidjul (Tue 12th Apr 2022 11:58pm)
  • >Cool, more coked-up wankers on Buchanan Street. My maw is a 60 year old domestic for the council and enjoys the Ivy every now and then mate. Just find another crusade and gie everycunt peace. by FlyVidjul (Tue 19th Apr 2022 10:58am)
  • Came into this thread thinking that 420 would be the absolute worst patter relating to it. I was wrong. by FlyVidjul (Wed 20th Apr 2022 6:24pm)
  • Virgin media for me. Been with talktalk, sky and virgin at this address. Would have been with Virgin the entire time if my street was cabled before but since it's cabled, I moved to them. I'm also with O2 for my phone so I get double speed on my home broadband and double data on my phone for those "Volt" benefits. I get about 380 down and 40 up with Virgin on wifi on my PC. I've got a really good wifi card, though. by FlyVidjul (Thu 21st Apr 2022 11:51am)
  • This thread has pretty much nailed on the fact that r/glasgow are mostly sheltered folk with absolutely gash patter and need to borrow shite from 5 year old Kevin Bridges stand ups. Honkin chat in here. by FlyVidjul (Mon 25th Apr 2022 1:54am)
  • Aye but even your reply using cringe deadpool patter is exactly what I'm meaning. Jobby patter man. by FlyVidjul (Mon 25th Apr 2022 12:08pm)
  • Taxi drivers are fucking yahoos sometimes man. by FlyVidjul (Fri 29th Apr 2022 4:48pm)
  • Cyclists annoy the piss out me sometimes but you are a one hundred percent certified cunt if you endanger one through being impatient. We all want to get where we're going quicker, but not at the expense of anycunt's safety. If you get a wee gopro on your bike and it captures the incidents, you could go report it like any dash cam footage, I'd imagine. If you do record it, don't give folk dog's abuse either cause it'll just look bad for you. Even if they may deserve it. by FlyVidjul (Fri 29th Apr 2022 4:47pm)
  • You have a point. by FlyVidjul (Fri 29th Apr 2022 5:30pm)
  • Go home and put earmuffs on your dug in case they get PTSD from his whistling. by FlyVidjul (Sun 1st May 2022 5:01pm)
  • It's /r/glasgow The only sub where there's regular posts of "This guy is ripping the absolute cunt out me what do I do?" and 99% of the replies are "kindly ask him to stop". by FlyVidjul (Sun 1st May 2022 5:51pm)
  • Lifelong and fervent Rangers fan here. Love Irish folk. Can't get enough of your accent and patter. Cheers. by FlyVidjul (Tue 17th May 2022 4:40pm)
  • If you're unemployed, it's probably worth a dig. If it's dodgy, what's the worst that can happen? You remain unemployed and you've wasted a day or so. I wouldn't be leaving any stable employment for it though as it does sound a bit dodgy. by FlyVidjul (Mon 23rd May 2022 7:28pm)
  • >We're in this mess because of a lack of investment and austerity which has made the economy and social issues even more fragile. We're also in this mess due to industrial level sexism. by FlyVidjul (Wed 1st Jun 2022 12:03pm)
  • That's a rough thing to see mate. Hope yer alright. by FlyVidjul (Thu 2nd Jun 2022 2:06am)
  • I was busy last night as I'd made plans with my nephew. I was going to pick up two from my mate for face value if the plans fell through Good on ye OP. Hope you enjoy them and RATM mate! by FlyVidjul (Sun 5th Jun 2022 11:18am)
  • I've come to really appreciate good bar staff in my older years. I don't drink a lot nowadays and find myself driving to a lot of places so I'll be the designated driver or the sober one and I really can't be fucked with steaming cunts when I'm sober, and this is steaming cunts I like. Nevermind the actual graft the bar workers put in in terms of serving, cleaning etc. Putting up with steaming randoms might be the most unbearable part of the job for me. by FlyVidjul (Tue 7th Jun 2022 9:39am)
  • I prefer to Inspire hope. by FlyVidjul (Tue 7th Jun 2022 9:40am)
  • Make a fake profile on Facebook with a picture of a tidy bird and stick it up. Somecunt will buy it for £100. by FlyVidjul (Tue 7th Jun 2022 11:33am)
  • Someone had let off fireworks outside of 5th November / Chinese New Year and it made over 3000 dugs greet. by FlyVidjul (Tue 7th Jun 2022 1:35pm)
  • >Clockwork is absolutely shite since the renovation sadly. Was down clockwork on Sunday and it was decent tbh. Plenty beers on tap, decent drinks menu, food was alright and seating was good outside til it got a bit colder then we came in. Pretty sizeable inside as well. by FlyVidjul (Tue 7th Jun 2022 1:46pm)
  • I phoned Glasgo cabs a few weeks ago for a taxi for my brother. Phone rings 3 times and its them. Assuming its a ring back so I'm looking out the window for the taxi. 5 minutes pass and no taxi. Phoned them up. "Yeah it was us calling to see if you still wanted the taxi, no one answered so we cancelled it" Never heard of that in ma puff. by FlyVidjul (Wed 8th Jun 2022 9:49am)
  • OP is a gid cunt. by FlyVidjul (Wed 8th Jun 2022 10:03am)
  • Bookies, vape shops and junkies. by FlyVidjul (Wed 8th Jun 2022 10:03am)
  • Half of our country have an axe to grind with a nation we're bordered with because of what happened to our great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandas tbf. by FlyVidjul (Thu 9th Jun 2022 10:13pm)
  • Get yersel into the wee Tardis on Buchanan street. Program it for 20 years ago. Get out, go to Pitt Street and go to Trash. by FlyVidjul (Tue 14th Jun 2022 1:32pm)
  • Trash was the last nightclub in Glasgow that played a lot of hip hop music. It burnt down about 18 years ago. Probably for the best tbh. Modern hip hop music is fucking jobby. by FlyVidjul (Tue 14th Jun 2022 1:37pm)
  • Am 34 mate. I'm an old guy. Hip hop casts a wide net with a ton of genres I just can't get past stuff from the 90's and early 00's. My playlist does have \*some\* modern(ish) stuff on it, but for the most part it's all older shit. My main spotify playlist is Nas, Pharcyde, Rakim, Camp Lo, Pete Rock, Jurassic 5, Mos Def, A Tribe Called Quest, MF DOOM, Deltron3030/DTFH, People Under the Stairs and I suppose modernish in Action Bronson. Maybe it's just that I don't get exposed to a lot of modern hip hop outside of shit I see in videos on social media, etc but most of it is just a really basic beat with repetitive lyrics with next to no meaning. Especially British shit nowadays. Just can't bide it. by FlyVidjul (Tue 14th Jun 2022 1:42pm)
  • It will just be a generational thing mate. I found myself saying that about a lot of new music. Same thing my folks would say about my music despite liking shite like ABBA. by FlyVidjul (Tue 14th Jun 2022 1:48pm)
  • I've been old since I was 23 mate. Don't pay me any mind. by FlyVidjul (Tue 14th Jun 2022 2:17pm)
  • >Freddie Gibbs Crime Pays is a mainstay on my playlist actually. Will check more of these folks out, cheers! by FlyVidjul (Wed 15th Jun 2022 9:36am)
  • I love dugs. Not a golfer. If you're walking your dug on a golf course, you're a bit of a knob. Nocunt wants to pay to play a sport on grass that's going to have jobby or jobby remnants on it. There's fucking hunners of places in Glasgow you can take a dug for a walk and a shite. Let the downvotes commence. by FlyVidjul (Thu 16th Jun 2022 11:30am)
  • I'm not a dog owner myself but I look after one every now and then for a pal that goes out the country fairly often. I take her to the Glasgow Green fairly often to the wee dog park. I wouldn't dream of taking her on either private land or somewhere like a golf course/fitbaw pitch. Just entitled as fuck thinking that it's fine to walk your dug and let it shite/pish on places that people play sports on and are made for that specific purpose. by FlyVidjul (Thu 16th Jun 2022 11:54am)
  • If you're really struggling mate, I'm happy to help out whatever way I can. DM me if you need any help bud. by FlyVidjul (Thu 16th Jun 2022 11:48pm)
  • Ach I know you're right mate but I'm sitting here with a full belly in my gaf watching shite on my expensive PC browsing shite on my smartphone and really I live a decent life. I feel shite knowing there's folk out here going hungry. I know there's tons of causes I could help for really desperate and starving people but it when its close to home it hits harder. Just hate the thought of some cunt sitting in the gaf starvin cause they have a skint month. by FlyVidjul (Fri 17th Jun 2022 12:18am)
  • The best thing about pride in Glasgow is seeing aw the das foam at the gub raging. by FlyVidjul (Fri 17th Jun 2022 12:30am)
  • I already donate to foodbanks fairly regularly and do a fair bit of fundraising for accord. A few quid won't be the end of the world. by FlyVidjul (Fri 17th Jun 2022 10:08am)
  • Lived in Castlemilk all my life. I just got a motor. Public transport is fucking pony. I used to work in Bellshill and it took me about an hour and a half to get to/from there on a good day when I wasnt working a weekend and the transport wasnt late. Got a motor and got there in 15 minutes every shift. Driving is literally the only way to get about Glasgow without a fucking headache. by FlyVidjul (Sat 18th Jun 2022 10:40am)
  • It's mad that the transport here is so shit considering how many people live here. I pay about £325 a month all in for my car. That's the car payment, insurance, gap insurance and a tank of fuel. Would have been about £300 before the price of fuel became an absolute farce. However, that £325 gets me to pretty much everywhere I need to be in a decent time. I don't need to lug shopping on a bus/train or hoof it home with bags of stuff. I can drive and see mates. My missus lives in Renfrew and we'll drive to each others places. It's expensive aye, but the freedom and time it gives you is class. I remember going to Hamburg a few years ago and I was stunned by how good the public transport was. If you sat waiting for a bus or a train and it was due at like 12:30. You'd bet that it was there bang on 12:30. They weren't absolutely stinking either and they were relatively cheap compared to Glasgow buses. I think we only took a taxi once and it was late and we were absolutely steaming. by FlyVidjul (Sat 18th Jun 2022 11:40am)
  • To be fair, one of them and your arsehole will feel like it's been absolutely pummelled. by FlyVidjul (Sun 19th Jun 2022 6:00pm)
  • DIY is the best policy bud. If you need any help shoot me a DM. Been building my own systems for years. I shudder to think of the old days of going to Tradeston shops for shit. by FlyVidjul (Mon 20th Jun 2022 1:25am)
  • What's your budget is the first question. Because that's the difference between Castlemilk and Clarkston. by FlyVidjul (Mon 20th Jun 2022 5:54pm)
  • Nobody's really wearing a mask anymore, you're highly unlikely to be taken the cunt out of for wearing one and if anyone actually did try that in public, everyone would think they're the cunt, not you. by FlyVidjul (Fri 24th Jun 2022 11:58am)
  • Hahaha fuck sake this thread is r/Glasgow in a nutshell. About 19 suggestions. About 10 involving police and not one just saying tell them to fuck right off. by FlyVidjul (Fri 24th Jun 2022 2:14pm)
  • As a smoker myself. Weed is bowfin. I wouldn't ever smoke it indoors in my own house for the smell it leaves, let alone smoke in a communal building for other people. If I did have the notion to have a wee smoke inside, I'd be apologetic and knock it off if it fucked my neighbours off and one of them had a word with me. I'd genuinely just go have a word and say what you've said. You're not looking for them to stop, but it's not unreasonable to ask them to have a puff outside so your gaf isn't honking of weed. It isn't unreasonable to not want your place stinking of weed. I'd genuinely prefer my neighbours had a chat with me and I could do something about it rather than them having to do something about my habits that's affecting them. by FlyVidjul (Sun 26th Jun 2022 3:46pm)
  • Never heard of this brand before and I just assumed this was somecunt wanting to buy hash. by FlyVidjul (Mon 27th Jun 2022 11:35am)
  • >At least then you can vote out the people responsible There's been a party in power in the UK running the nation into the absolute ground for the past 12 years that seem to keep getting into power. SNP have ran GCC for 5 years and GCC is a joke. Being able to vote out incompetence sometimes doesn't work out all that well. by FlyVidjul (Mon 27th Jun 2022 5:18pm)
  • >But private companies have shown that they can’t organise a party in a brewery here. Why do you think they were privatised in the first place? by FlyVidjul (Mon 27th Jun 2022 5:16pm)
  • 0118 999 881 999 119 725.....................3* by FlyVidjul (Wed 29th Jun 2022 6:09pm)
  • £1m a year 😂😂 "WHY IS THE CITY CENTER DYING!?!!??!" by FlyVidjul (Thu 30th Jun 2022 10:44am)
  • Been called an Orange bastard an absolute metric ton in my life as a Rangers fan. I'm offended for different reasons than they think. Can't be arsed with the OO at all man. Shite tunes, attracting the dregs of society to participate and watch and its just a fucking pain in the arse with the closures. A ton of them seem to be fat as fuck and absolutely ugly as well. I'd look like an absolute male model if I joined up. Maybe that's the attraction? by FlyVidjul (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 12:29pm)
  • There is genuinely an inordinate number of fat cunts that follow and are involved in the Orange walk. I saw an obese Angelos Epithemou watching one on Friday evening at Rutherglen cemetary. by FlyVidjul (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 12:26pm)
  • Max's Laurieston Blue Dog Rufus Vodka Wodka cause their outdoor bit isnt bad and my missus smokes. by FlyVidjul (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 12:39pm)
  • If I only frequented or purchased from businesses based on the morals of their owners, I wouldn't be sitting wearing a pair of nikes and typing this on my Samsung phone. No a lot of people read into pubs or clubs that deep to know. by FlyVidjul (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 12:36pm)
  • Mad that we're literally about a 2% increase away from realistically being at blowjob for a lift across the city prices. by FlyVidjul (Wed 6th Jul 2022 3:58pm)
  • If r/Glasgow was a person it'd be Maude Flanders. by FlyVidjul (Fri 8th Jul 2022 2:46pm)
  • *Prince Andrew entered the chat* by FlyVidjul (Fri 8th Jul 2022 2:45pm)
  • Rutherglen is largely sound. Take whatever the subreddit says about rough places with a giant pinch of salt. 90% of r/Glasgow are sheltered as fuck and are absolute curtain twitching weirdos who phone the coppers if they see a neighbour putting the wrong bin out on a Saturday. Legit saw a guy make a thread asking what he should do because girlfriend was coming to live with him and there were drunk people near his flat being loud one night and some of the answers were legit to get the polis involved. I've lived in Castlemilk my entire life so no stranger to living in an actual bit of a rough area. Rutherglen is decent. Is there some trouble? Yep. Point me to a place where there's never any trouble in Glasgow, though. The transport links are decent, there's plenty of shops in the main street, you're close to the motorway if you drive. There's a couple of not bad pubs in the main street either. A spoons if you're looking for a few cheap libations and the picture house is pretty similar. Depends really what you're into. If you want to sit and tan a guest craft pint imported from Belgium in the corner of a dark pub whilst listening to cannibal corpse, then there aren't any decent places in ruggy for you. Greenhill road isn't exactly the most picturesque place in the world, but it's relatively safe. My uncle stayed in the flats there for years with no issues at all. My other uncle and aunt stay in a flat Rutherglen main street and has done since I was born and hasn't had any issues either. by FlyVidjul (Mon 11th Jul 2022 6:29pm)
  • I'd rather stay where I stay at the moment in Castlemilk than the Greenhill court flats, but at the same time, I'm lucky enough to have the dough to be able to make that choice. I reckon I'll be going to Burnside shortly but there's a ton worse places in similar price ranges than the Greenhill Court flats. by FlyVidjul (Mon 11th Jul 2022 7:06pm)
  • Ruggy main street has about 7 pubs mate. It's got a somewhat nightclub in Harley's sky bar and a big pool hall/bar in McGoldrick's. Good wee italian place to eat in Padano. by FlyVidjul (Tue 12th Jul 2022 10:48am)
  • >There’s a hatchet throwing place on Union St. Aye it's called Union St. by FlyVidjul (Wed 13th Jul 2022 10:31am)
  • Genuinely had nae clue about this. Arches isn't really my scene, had always assumed this was due to bad eccies. by FlyVidjul (Wed 13th Jul 2022 10:39am)
  • Yoker's finest. RIP big man. by FlyVidjul (Fri 15th Jul 2022 9:28pm)
  • I drink but not a lot tbh. I like playing games, I play with a lot of mates that don't necessarily have the time to get together but we can sit on discord, chat shite and watch films. My missus and I like driving about to decent places that are decent looking for a walk or a wee stoat about. I bought a drone during covid to take it to places that are a bit out the way or pretty to take some decent photos/videos of it, kept it up til this day really enjoy taking the drone out. I like going to try different places to scran as well, either with some mates or the missus, don't have the social confidence to go scran myself even though I know there's hee haw wrong with it. I'm big into sports as well tbf, I don't have a season ticket or that, just go to games every now and then or watch games on discord with some pals or we'll get together and watch some games. by FlyVidjul (Sun 17th Jul 2022 8:05pm)
  • Kick your upstairs neighbours cunt in btw. If anycunt finds it acceptable to graffiti yer flat or anything related to it. Kick their cunt in. by FlyVidjul (Tue 19th Jul 2022 5:34pm)
  • >Not judging anybody who chooses not to. EHHHHHH IS THIS SOME THINLY VEILED PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DIG AT NON TIPPERS!? Just kidding. Doing the whole internet for the last 5 years thing where I extrapolate something completely harmless from your post and twist it into some argument I don't care about but I just want to moan about something. by FlyVidjul (Wed 20th Jul 2022 11:57am)
  • Aye I tip them. They earn shite money and uber/just eat gig economy is pish and they graft. I tend to get together with my family and I'll order a big chinese on Christmas Eve and I end up giving the cunt a tenner cause it's Christmas and who wants to be working on Christmas. by FlyVidjul (Wed 20th Jul 2022 11:56am)
  • Phillip Seymour Frothmans is the kinda patter that cunt in the "lads lads lads" video would use. Barkin. by FlyVidjul (Wed 20th Jul 2022 12:08pm)
  • I see a lot of people come in here and say is (INSERT PLACE) a shitehole? And 90% of the time people are hyperbolic as fuck telling people it's essentially uninhabitable. In this case, they're right. Govanhill is a bit of a shitehole. by FlyVidjul (Wed 20th Jul 2022 3:49pm)
  • I mean you can take whatever people say with whatever bad/good faith you want. The fact is, that Govanhill is a shite area, it's run down and has a lot of anti social behaviour and problems with addicts and fly tipping in the open. There's of course racists that'll paint it aw because of "they forrinurz" but it's also fucking daft to go on the complete other end of the spectrum and say "if non-white people are littering and making a place look like a shitehole, it's racist to say if that's the case". And aye, there's plenty of shiteholes that are caused by native white Scots being generally honkin, messy, trampy cunts. by FlyVidjul (Wed 20th Jul 2022 3:54pm)
  • Yup cause the answer is "aye and if no, you should be". by FlyVidjul (Wed 20th Jul 2022 3:51pm)
  • The Lord just chibs through me, my child. by FlyVidjul (Wed 20th Jul 2022 4:01pm)
  • Yup. Chib aw the burds and big wullied boys. by FlyVidjul (Wed 20th Jul 2022 4:59pm)
  • Not exactly a park but the Cathkin Braes has a bike track. Overtoun park in Rutherglen has a wee bike track as well. by FlyVidjul (Thu 21st Jul 2022 1:10am)
  • It's true. I seen yer auld dear putting in a shift up Anderston. by FlyVidjul (Tue 26th Jul 2022 1:04pm)
  • Well done mate, I live for patter like this. by FlyVidjul (Tue 26th Jul 2022 3:13pm)
  • It's threads like this that make me howl cause 99% of this sub have never been in a fight in their lives or ever had to stand up for themselves. by FlyVidjul (Tue 2nd Aug 2022 9:49pm)
  • Fights are honking, it is a lot better to talk things out, but also knowing how to actually stand up for yourself so you don't come running to the internet when some dick starts the most minor of stramashes with you is probably decent. by FlyVidjul (Wed 3rd Aug 2022 1:28pm)
  • Most people also don't get into a small confrontation and go running to reddit for the masses to tell them to phone the polis cause someone ruffled their collar. by FlyVidjul (Wed 3rd Aug 2022 1:26pm)
  • This pretty much has me down to a T. Nerdy server engineer on above national average here. Partner tops the combined salary up a fair bit as well. by FlyVidjul (Wed 3rd Aug 2022 1:58pm)
  • TBF I was born in Castlemilk with 3 brothers and nae dough. Earn a good packet now and am able to afford a decent home. by FlyVidjul (Wed 3rd Aug 2022 2:00pm)
  • Also. To the people objecting to OP working for a banking group. Easy to say "OMG YOU'RE WORKING FOR A CUNT GROUP" when they're not paying your wages. Half the people taking moral objections to you working for a banking group like JPMC will be doing so wearing trainers made by weans and typing on a phone with materials mined by slaves. by FlyVidjul (Tue 9th Aug 2022 1:22pm)
  • I have a few pals that work there for higher level IT teams. One left for another bank last year and a few still work there. None of them have been overly harsh on the place, they say it's a decent place to work. Good financial recompense and packages but sometimes the workload can be hard. by FlyVidjul (Tue 9th Aug 2022 1:21pm)
  • I'm no moralistic enough to boycott anycunt unless it doesn't adversely affect my life tbh. This goes for 9/10 people probably who love to shout about boycotting comapnies. Plus. Buck's is fucking class. I had the tonkatsu chicken burger a few weeks ago and it was spot on. by FlyVidjul (Tue 9th Aug 2022 1:39pm)
  • Yeah! Fucking students. It wasn't like back in my day when you could own property without earning a fortune and our energy bills were a third of what they were last year. Sponging little cunts want everything handed to them on a plate! Now it's all "Wahhhh wahhh wahhhh, I can't afford to eat AND heat my council house that I don't own because house prices have risen so high and wages have stayed the same, I can't afford to own anything now". Fucking babies, I swear. by FlyVidjul (Tue 9th Aug 2022 1:48pm)
  • The same as the poor cunts in the call centers working for the likes of British Gas. Not their fault the cunts at the top are absolutely pulling our pants down and beefing us for our energy prices. Blame the government that lifted the fucking caps, not the unfortunate bastard down the phone who's probably earning close to minimum wage and having to go home and be in the same financial position as the cunt screaming at them. by FlyVidjul (Tue 9th Aug 2022 1:54pm)
  • I'm just a bit selfish, I suppose. I try to be helpful in life where I can but really, I'll work for whoever pays me the best and gives me the best terms. There's a line, of course but morals are the last thing that decides who I should let pay me for my work. by FlyVidjul (Tue 9th Aug 2022 1:58pm)
  • To be fair. I've actually lived in a building twice as old as your entire country. It's comparing apples and oranges. Our architecture is lovely, but we'd like to keep it that way and keep it beautiful, rather than let it fall into a shitehole of disrepute. by FlyVidjul (Thu 11th Aug 2022 11:38am)
  • If we got an AI to write a story about Glasgow from an r/Glasgow perspective it'd be like "Once upon a time, I stumbled out of Best Kebab looking for an estate agent because I had to find a place to live in Glasgow but I don't know where a nice area is. I don't want a place where I will get into trouble or be stabbed. I ended up moving somewhere in the SouthsideWestend but my neighbour makes a ton of noise, so instead of chapping their door and speaking to them, I phoned the police who showed up and put a panel of frozen pish under my neighbour's door. I then peeked out between a tiny gap in my curtains and saw someone walk by in a football shirt so I hid under my bed for 3 days straight. I must have fell asleep only to be awakened by my dog crying in utter distress at some fireworks." by FlyVidjul (Thu 11th Aug 2022 11:36am)
  • Don't mind cunts raging about them cause they are genuinely full of fucking reprehensible dafties looking for trouble. by FlyVidjul (Thu 11th Aug 2022 1:52pm)
  • Concept a racism fucking baffles me man. YOU ARE LOWER THAN ME CAUSE YER SKINS A DIFFERENT COLOUR THAN MINE!!! Fucking mental that in 2022 cunts can still think that's a thing. Wild. Fuck that cunt. by FlyVidjul (Fri 12th Aug 2022 3:24pm)
  • The city isn't as jovial and friendly as it's made out to be. A lot of people are selfish cunts nowadays that only twitch a blind to do a bit of a nosy, not to actually look out for a neighbour. Gentrification is rife. Southside and Finnieston are a perfect example of this. There'll be no more characters in a few years as a lot of the reasons why we had characters is because people generally had deprived lives with a varied and interesting upbringing. 9/10 of the people that come on here and type shite like "HAHA WIT A FUCKIN BUZZ MAN" are from Bearsden/Milngavie or some other place where their maw and da are still married and earned about 200 grand a year each and have that accent that's not really Glaswegian at all, just a weird amalgamation of a few Scottish accents. The type of people you see in Shawlands with big yellow flasher coats, shallow beanie hats, black trousers with their budgie that died about 10 year ago and white socks. You're no a character, you're just every other prick that buys the same clobber from some insta wank and I can spot about 9 of you going from The Shed to Brooklyn Cafe. We're viewed on as a city of tolerance. We're anything but. We're only tolerant to people who agree with our own views, which is the easiest thing in the world to do. I do however, believe we're a fairly inclusive city for people of colour and lgbt folk. The city centre can be car free and pedestrianised. Just don't be shocked when it goes shop free when people stop shopping at places like Lush in Buchanan Street that have a rent of £1m a year. People don't want to pay a tenner to park up half a mile away from their desired shop. People also don't want to hoof bags on a bus that's about 20 minutes late and takes an hour to get you home, when a car ride can do it in 10 minutes. And for anyone asking. [Yes. This is me.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/019/304/old.jpg) by FlyVidjul (Wed 17th Aug 2022 12:59pm)
  • Also wanks. by FlyVidjul (Wed 17th Aug 2022 1:26pm)
  • One of the best gigs I've been to was at SWG3. The XX played there a few years ago and it was so chill. Queues at the bars aren't so bad. You're not right in the midst of the city center but it's a shortish walk to where most of the action is. by FlyVidjul (Wed 17th Aug 2022 1:24pm)
  • Toasters kill more people than sharks. I'd still rather butter a slice in the morning than swim with a great white tbh. There's more cars than cyclists so obviously they will be the biggest killer. Bad drivers get well documented and there are things like registration plates, ANPR cameras, insurance, V5 logbooks to track who commits road traffic offences. You can batter on any bike, right on to a road and drive like a cock and if no one sees your face, you're away scot free. And aye, just like motorists, there's a very, very few bad apples that ruin the bunch for cyclists too. The vast majority of cyclists are sound, but if you come to r/Glasgow every cyclist is a responsible road user and every motorist is a BMW owning, non indicating, 50 in a 30 wanker. by FlyVidjul (Wed 17th Aug 2022 1:30pm)
  • >Cycle lanes are a solution that keeps drivers away from cyclists and pedestrians and will hopefully save lives and reduce carbon emissions 100% agree with putting more cycle lanes in. My brother cycles everywhere and tells me about some of the shite he puts up with. Would be livid if some prick were to knock him down. by FlyVidjul (Wed 17th Aug 2022 1:40pm)
  • Never said it was a bad thing reducing deprivation, just an observation that it results in Glasgow losing its identity as a city of characters. Not like r/glasgow to have a smarmy cunt reply though. by FlyVidjul (Wed 17th Aug 2022 3:03pm)
  • Nah the accent does my nut in but its a genuine accent. Its the "hahaha lads wits hapnin look at me heavy talkin lit wan a yous" put on shite by middle class people that are desperate to pass as a traditionally working class Glasgow person. Its patronising as fuck. I don't talk like a chimney sweep from Oliver Twist when I'm in London. by FlyVidjul (Wed 17th Aug 2022 3:09pm)
  • Tolerance being non existent isn't true. Is it perfect? Naw. Itll never be. As long as there are humans with different races, there'll be racist cunts. I do believe that Glasgow is a more accepting city compared to others, though. by FlyVidjul (Wed 17th Aug 2022 3:06pm)
  • I actually quite like Buckfast tbh. Has to be cold and by no stretch of the imagination do I actually class it as wine. Also don't mention to folk I don't know well that I drink it cause I'm 34 and its a brass neck. by FlyVidjul (Wed 17th Aug 2022 3:15pm)
  • Anycunt my age with a tiktok needs their hard drive searched. by FlyVidjul (Wed 17th Aug 2022 7:30pm)
  • The difference is. Your grandparents could afford to live in the Finnieston of then. Want a house in Finnieston now? Better hope you're making bank. by FlyVidjul (Wed 17th Aug 2022 8:45pm)
  • Im meant to be in 3 days a week and WFH for 2. My boss isnt in my country and has given us the "You should be in 3 days a week but I'll never ask if you're in the office or check your camera" chat. He thinks WFH should be fine. I do try to go in 1 or 2 days a week though as there are some jobsworths that would love to point fingers and grass about people not being in. by FlyVidjul (Thu 18th Aug 2022 8:47am)
  • If everyone's skin were the same colour, we'd hate each other on hair or eye colour. Humans love to hate differences. by FlyVidjul (Fri 19th Aug 2022 10:39am)
  • Because humans inherently hate things that are different to them and skin pigmentation is probably the most striking difference between people of different races. We then became civilised and got educated to a level where we know it's absolutely thick to hate people because of their skin pigmentation. Unfortunately, some people are still too thick to get this. by FlyVidjul (Fri 19th Aug 2022 11:02am)
  • Structural intrgrity of that buildings fucked. by FlyVidjul (Fri 19th Aug 2022 9:01pm)
  • Worst case yes. Just try be discrete and don't give anyone any reasons to shoo you off. A lot of people are still very against smoking weed and some will grass you up if they smell it. by FlyVidjul (Fri 19th Aug 2022 10:17pm)
  • Been sold to Greene King so nae doubt it'll be full of processed shite with quadruple sized portions. You can wash it down with unlimited shit ratioed postmix Coke to the sound of a dullion screaming weans. by FlyVidjul (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 12:07pm)
  • I was taken to court for this for an absolute ton of them cause I'd taken the advice of "they aren't legally enforcable" My own stupidity, I got multiple ones and got an actual letter through from the court advising they were suing me for it. Settled out of court for about 4k. by FlyVidjul (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 12:47pm)
  • Patch it. Just don't make a habit of it. by FlyVidjul (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 12:46pm)
  • As a single person, over £30k would be enough to live a comfortable life without having to worry about paying the bills and still have some luxuries like paying for satellite/cable telly, buying luxury items like game consoles/PCs and having enough dough to holiday every now and then. However, as someone already said. Never is the real answer here. Your priorities change the more money you earn. Circumstances also come into play, such as the cost of being a parent and things like are you renting whilst also wanting to save to buy, obviously certain circumstances will require more. I'm on £43k atm and live a fairly decent life. I pay my bills, have decent internet and Virgin telly, gaming consoles/PC and I go on holiday at least once a year. I also drive and have a sensible car that's not a banger (Kia Ceed so not flashy either). Fairly lucky, especially in today's financial climate. My girlfriend also earns about £22k so combined, we're pretty comfortable. £21,000 per year would be difficult to live on as a single person. Especially with the price of everything shooting up nowadays. by FlyVidjul (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 1:06pm)
  • mydentist in Battlefield is really good. Had to get a fair bit of work done a few years back and they made it all pretty painless. See if you can get dental through work if possible. Private is great. Used to get it with my old work. by FlyVidjul (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 2:38pm)
  • Yup. For sure. Patch 1 or 2. I'd be wary of making a habit of it though. by FlyVidjul (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 2:36pm)
  • East Kilbride is a fairly big place. Has its good areas and bad areas. For the most part, it's actually pretty decent, it's just that it's fucking shit to get to/from by public transport. (I work in EK) by FlyVidjul (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 2:44pm)
  • Yeah but I'm cynical enough to think that anything that can go to shit, will. by FlyVidjul (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 3:03pm)
  • Taking cover before I post this question but does anyone know any decent property sites other than the big ones like Zoopla, OntheMarket, Rightmove, S1homes, etc? Looking to buy in about 6 months and just want to have a look at everything and get a bit of a lay of the land as such, what to expect pricewise for certain areas and types of property. Cheers! by FlyVidjul (Thu 25th Aug 2022 2:44pm)
  • Ah fair doos! Thanks mate, the info is much appreciated :) by FlyVidjul (Thu 25th Aug 2022 3:13pm)
  • Incoming 3 dullion posts about how you're a prick for driving your car anyway and you should bike it everywhere. by FlyVidjul (Tue 30th Aug 2022 1:35pm)
  • As much as I wail on the council for the littering issue, really it's just down to manky, shiftless cunts that can't actually be bothered to find a suitable bin. Ever since I was young, I was taught to carry rubbish with me until I find a bin. I get that naecunt wants to kick about with a reeking chip poke but there's nae excuse to no be binning crisp packets, bottles, fag packets in a decent bin. by FlyVidjul (Tue 30th Aug 2022 1:54pm)
  • Our city's infrastructure is absolutely shite for any travel tbh. Hardly any cycle lanes, weird motorway routes based off old routes from the 1700s, shite, inconvenient, manky and expensive public transport. by FlyVidjul (Tue 30th Aug 2022 2:04pm)
  • Did we do foundy maths together? by FlyVidjul (Thu 1st Sep 2022 3:51pm)
  • This is absolute great bait from a Celtic fan. Well done, OP. by FlyVidjul (Fri 16th Sep 2022 7:16pm)
  • Wrong place to ask this question. Football killed everyone in r/Glasgow 's dad. And raped their mother as well. It's got a very dim view on here because of a minority of thugs/idiots. Honestly, the atmosphere is great. Rangers fan here. When the group was made I knew we'd be lucky to get a point in this. I knew Liverpool would scud us as well. Most places are fine and 99/100 Rangers bars will be absolutely fine. I just wouldn't batter into one with a Liverpool shirt on and jump about when they score if you are a Liverpool fan yourself. The bars around the stadium are shite, dive pubs in an area with not much to do tbh. Try and find a bar closer to the city center or the west end of the city that will show the game. Hope you have a good time in Scotland mate! :) by FlyVidjul (Wed 5th Oct 2022 10:59am)
  • 16-90 by FlyVidjul (Mon 17th Oct 2022 8:59am)
  • Honestly man hardly ever experienced this and grew up in castlemilk and went into the toon all the time as a wee guy. Only trouble I ever had was round about the barras. Wee guys would punch you and run and would try to get you to chase them into wee side alleys teeming with folk. But this was only in the barras. A lot of this sub really takes anecdotal stuff and turns it into fact. A lot a sheltered folk on this sub, wouldn't buy into it all. by FlyVidjul (Wed 19th Oct 2022 6:03pm)
  • Ordered from there a few times. Gid grub tbh. Good portions anaw. by FlyVidjul (Sat 22nd Oct 2022 8:15pm)
  • For anyone else wanting to experience true horror in Paisley, please take a walk down the lane at Seedhill bowling club any time after dark any of the other 364 days a year. by FlyVidjul (Fri 28th Oct 2022 6:59pm)
  • Yikes. Shame to see. Class at the graps as well. by FlyVidjul (Mon 14th Nov 2022 12:04pm)
  • Haha stupid reddit thread couldn't even make I more smarter by FlyVidjul (Tue 15th Nov 2022 10:21pm)
  • Good to have less cars on the road tbh. Bad to put cars at the bottom of the priority list in a city with notoriously shite public transport and a dying city center. by FlyVidjul (Thu 17th Nov 2022 8:42pm)
  • The XX at SWG3. Outdoors. Summer. Half cut. Wee bit stoned. So chill. by FlyVidjul (Thu 17th Nov 2022 9:05pm)
  • Anycunt mind stuff on Union St? Great wee smoke shop. by FlyVidjul (Fri 18th Nov 2022 10:14pm)
  • The good thing about a Best Kebab is that if you eat one before the West Highland Way, the shite fleeing oot you will propel you to finish it in about 2 and a half minutes. by FlyVidjul (Fri 18th Nov 2022 10:31pm)
  • Voting is a privilege. I'm right fucked off with politics and said in the next GE and my missus told me to even spoil the vote but never don't vote. She's right. Linn ward is my area as well and I can understand why the turnout is low. So many apathetic people around and generally fucked off with politics in general. by FlyVidjul (Fri 18th Nov 2022 10:39pm)
  • Maws and das need to clip their weans lugs for littering. Manky bastards. by FlyVidjul (Fri 18th Nov 2022 11:02pm)
  • I went ice skating at the time capsule when a was 9 with school. Am a quick learner so I was cutting about confidently by the end of the day. Went skating in Edinburgh with the missus 3 years ago and spent more time on ma arse than a double amputee. Get a wee penguin! by FlyVidjul (Fri 18th Nov 2022 11:02pm)
  • Punt yer arse by FlyVidjul (Thu 1st Dec 2022 10:47am)
  • Maaaaate sweeney disks were the diddies. I mind getting them from the barras and you got like 8 games per disk with a wee launcher thing with the tune from the Sweeney. And the "Now shut it!" When you hit exit. My knowledge of the Sweeney comes entirely from those disks. by FlyVidjul (Thu 8th Dec 2022 5:40pm)
  • On r/glasgow aye. If anybody asked most people I know where they could get "cute cozy drinks" they'd get laughed at. Stinkin patter. by FlyVidjul (Thu 8th Dec 2022 6:11pm)
  • Lots of sleep, drink and cocaine. by FlyVidjul (Sat 17th Dec 2022 9:14pm)
  • Haha I know right. Stupid libtard women bitches want to be in control of their own bodies. Who do they think they are?! by FlyVidjul (Wed 28th Dec 2022 4:12pm)
  • Enjoy yer night m8 by FlyVidjul (Wed 28th Dec 2022 4:41pm)
  • Prestwick airport does have passenger flights. My in laws just flew out/in there to Tenerife no less than 2 months ago. I also flew to/from Rome from Prestwick. by FlyVidjul (Fri 30th Dec 2022 9:49pm)
  • You're in r/glasgow Remove roads. Cars bad. Cycle everywhere. Even if you're old or disabled. by FlyVidjul (Fri 30th Dec 2022 9:48pm)
  • I just don't buy this. I've been to a lot of places in Europe that have lower traffic in their city centres and it's likely because the public transport is actually a viable alternative. Hamburg, Amsterdam, Berlin, Rome all massively better and probably more complicated to run in cities of their size. I'm from Castlemilk and used to work in Bellshill. I can get there door to door driving in 15 minutes. If I did a Saturday nightshift and finished at 7am Sunday morning, I wouldn't get home until 10am because of shite service to the industrial park I worked in, Sunday service and shite transport links making me have to get 3 buses. 7am on a Sunday morning is hardly a wacky/wild time, a ton of people work 7 days a week these days. The world isn't Monday to Friday anymore. This was the thing that spurred me to learn to drive and get a car. Who the fuck wants to make a 15 minute journey a 3 hour one for the sake of lower emissions? There's plenty of public transport issues that can be resolved at the moment without having an adverse affect on cars. Even trains are a shitshow in Scotland and are a public laughing stock. A lot of people value their spare time enough to not want to have a 2 hour commute when a car could do it in half the time or less. by FlyVidjul (Fri 30th Dec 2022 9:46pm)
  • I like to go into the subway tunnels and open hundreds of packets of ham simultaneously. by FlyVidjul (Sat 31st Dec 2022 4:45pm)
  • This sub wouldn't exist. by FlyVidjul (Sun 1st Jan 2023 12:24pm)
  • WONT SOMEBODY THINK OF THE DOGS by FlyVidjul (Sun 1st Jan 2023 12:24pm)
  • They can. I was sued for multiple park and patches in the same car park. They won't chase for a few but will if you make it worth their while. by FlyVidjul (Wed 4th Jan 2023 5:14pm)
  • If you have one or two, patch them. Don't make a habit of it though. Source: I was legitimately sued for repeatedly parking and patching in a Glasgow private car park. by FlyVidjul (Wed 4th Jan 2023 5:13pm)
  • Had to shell out £5500. £1500 for a solicitor and 4k for the actual company. They were originally chasing me for £10k My own stupid fault. Patched over 50. by FlyVidjul (Wed 4th Jan 2023 7:08pm)
  • Just the sheer amount mate. Think I had 54 in total. Had a ton of the ones like OPs then I had one through from Glasgow Sheriff Court saying they were taking me for like £9900 by FlyVidjul (Wed 4th Jan 2023 7:57pm)
  • Imagine calling someone a mad tory because they think somecunt that's bricked a baby through a bus window should get a harsh sentence. Sit doon ya balloon by FlyVidjul (Thu 12th Jan 2023 6:48pm)
  • I mean, what do you think launching a brick at a bus is going to do? You don't need to conspire to murder someone to murder someone. Get the cunt jailed. by FlyVidjul (Thu 12th Jan 2023 6:47pm)
  • This sub can be good but its also absolutely filled with terminally online cunts with heeds fulla broken bisciuits. by FlyVidjul (Thu 12th Jan 2023 8:43pm)
  • Actually gutted. Used to work round the corner and their katsu chicken bowl for a fiver or 6 quid was a bargain. by FlyVidjul (Fri 13th Jan 2023 11:52pm)
  • What a nostalgia trip. My nana used to take me to Littlewoods every now and then for breakfast and she'd get me a wee toy and that. Simpler times. by FlyVidjul (Wed 18th Jan 2023 2:25pm)
  • https://news.stv.tv/west-central/food-train-lifeline-grocery-service-for-elderly-faces-closure-after-glasgow-council-funding-axed by FlyVidjul (Thu 19th Jan 2023 11:59am)
  • https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-food-train-charity-could-25963254 by FlyVidjul (Thu 19th Jan 2023 12:00pm)
  • https://tfn.scot/news/glasgow-food-train-enters-fight-for-survival-after-losing-council-funding-bid by FlyVidjul (Thu 19th Jan 2023 12:16pm)
  • Wow she could be on BBC the social! Cause everycunt on there has dugshite patter anaw. by FlyVidjul (Sat 21st Jan 2023 9:52am)
  • Throw in best kebab and where to move to in Glasgow and we have r/Glasgow bingo. by FlyVidjul (Sun 22nd Jan 2023 12:48am)
  • Quixotism summed up in an 11 word reddit comment. Impressive. by FlyVidjul (Wed 25th Jan 2023 2:14pm)
  • That'll be because of all the piss. by FlyVidjul (Wed 25th Jan 2023 2:11pm)
  • Send him a selfie and find oot. by FlyVidjul (Wed 25th Jan 2023 4:32pm)
  • I used to hang about with folk from there about 20 years ago when I was a wee guy. Always felt on edge and as if something was gonna kick off. by FlyVidjul (Thu 26th Jan 2023 10:42am)
  • The fuck you wanting him to say? Good morrow people of Glasgow. Doest anyone else findeth their chicken rath'r bland these days? t hast wenteth foul in the bitter cold pantry coequal at which hour the af'remention'd fowl is still well enow to consume? by FlyVidjul (Thu 26th Jan 2023 6:27pm)
  • I like Edinburgh for a night out tbh. Chaophraya is good place. Good thai scran and good views as well. Boozy cow is decent, good range of drinks. Miro's cantina on rose street is class, really good mexican scran. Tiger lily is a wee bit more upmarket but is good for a cocktail. Three sisters pub is good for draught and has a lot of indoor and outdoor seating and have screens for sports as well. by FlyVidjul (Tue 31st Jan 2023 11:48am)
  • Imagine that. Someone with a different view than yourself. Wild. I'm also a lifelong atheist but let people do what they do. by FlyVidjul (Tue 31st Jan 2023 3:49pm)
  • Harassment isn't protest. by FlyVidjul (Wed 1st Feb 2023 11:58am)
  • Yes they are. They are protesting in front of people who are going in and out of a place to make a really weighty and emotional position. No different from those westboro "god hates fags" fuckin morons. I will defend the right to protest, but don't do it in front of vulnerable people. People that protest abortion outside clinics in front of patients are lower than snakes bellies. by FlyVidjul (Wed 1st Feb 2023 12:59pm)
  • Because this is r/glasgow and everyone here was once bullied by someone that liked football. by FlyVidjul (Sun 5th Feb 2023 11:43am)
  • Ah the slightly less spotted maw joke. by FlyVidjul (Sun 5th Feb 2023 11:49am)
  • "hi r/glasgow someone asked me in a pub which team I support in a casual conversation, am I going to get battered? should I phone the police? and who is letting off all those fireworks, making my poor dug terrified!?" by FlyVidjul (Sun 5th Feb 2023 12:19pm)
  • My dug gets scared from fireworks but only ones that are let off by football fans. It seems to know. by FlyVidjul (Sun 5th Feb 2023 12:27pm)
  • HAVE YOU EVER HUD A CHUG TO AN ANIMAL LOOKIN HING ANSWER THE QUESTION by FlyVidjul (Sun 5th Feb 2023 9:17pm)
  • Chug. Wank. Fist sandwich. Tug. Pull. Strum. by FlyVidjul (Sun 5th Feb 2023 9:27pm)
  • Honestly common sense is so fucking rare these days. Stupid motorists don't give a fuck if you have the right of way. Just like someone holding you up at knifepoint for your wallet or purse doesn't care that theft and threatening someone isn't illegal. Cars are ton weight killing machines and humans who often make errors, are operating them. Why wouldn't you give a glance at what's coming, even if you DO have the right of way? Would you rather get pancaked by a shite driver and be right or take a glance you might not have to, to see what's coming? by FlyVidjul (Thu 9th Feb 2023 4:19pm)
  • Its r/glasgow Cars and football bad. by FlyVidjul (Thu 9th Feb 2023 4:15pm)
  • Honestly I know pedestrians have the right of way in that respect but pigheadedly stepping on to a road without looking because you have right of way is stupid as fuck man. If I'm going through a roundabout and I notice that the person to my left is about to breenge right through, I'm going to hit the brakes, not slam into them and wreck our cars and potentially bodies to prove a point that I was in the right. by FlyVidjul (Thu 9th Feb 2023 4:22pm)
  • Wit an absolute moron man. by FlyVidjul (Fri 10th Feb 2023 7:27pm)
  • Id just do myself in tbh fuck that noise. by FlyVidjul (Sat 11th Feb 2023 7:34pm)
  • Don't take smack before going on Reddit. by FlyVidjul (Mon 13th Feb 2023 11:15am)
  • This is clearly an amphobious exploring vehicle. by FlyVidjul (Tue 14th Feb 2023 12:45am)
  • WHAT IF THEY SET OFF FIREWORKS!? by FlyVidjul (Wed 15th Feb 2023 7:35pm)
  • Imagine wanting cunts to leather each other cause you don't agree with them haha fucking hell. by FlyVidjul (Wed 15th Feb 2023 7:58pm)
  • If there's one thing I've learned about Scotland since 2014 especially, everyone hero worships their team and despise the other team and each side can't do wrong or right. by FlyVidjul (Wed 15th Feb 2023 7:56pm)
  • They're no really. My group of pals and I are mostly all Rangers fans and despite being daubed as mad unionist brexit voting Tories we can't fucking wait to see them go in the GE. Twitter will tell you differently but its no a real place. by FlyVidjul (Wed 15th Feb 2023 7:55pm)
  • Thought it was just unionists tbf, didn't realise it was actually some extremist group. by FlyVidjul (Wed 15th Feb 2023 8:15pm)
  • This attitude is why so many people aren't sympathetic to the cause of independence. Pure arrogance and unable to see anyone elses point of view. This sub and r/Scotland are awful for being echo chambers. by FlyVidjul (Wed 15th Feb 2023 11:38pm)
  • Try Wullie. If interested I'll pass on the details. He passed me, my 2 mates and my mates wife. by FlyVidjul (Thu 16th Feb 2023 4:26pm)
  • Just realised this sounds like some sort of manky innuendo, genuinely his name is Wullie and his sign on the motor is "WULLIE" with the two red L's. by FlyVidjul (Fri 17th Feb 2023 2:27pm)
  • Phone the polis. by FlyVidjul (Mon 20th Feb 2023 12:10pm)
  • Speaking as someone who uses cannabis recreationally, it is uncouth to smoke in public, especially in places with elderly people or kids. Whether you think so or not, people will judge you for smoking in public. Regardless if it's for medicinal or recreational purposes. FWIW, I don't agree with it either, but people will judge. My advice would be to smoke before leaving home or if it's really needed in public, use a dry herb vape, which is a lot less smellier than smoking. by FlyVidjul (Mon 20th Feb 2023 12:15pm)
  • JD Gym at crown retail park is decent and depending on what part of Castlemilk you're from its only a 10 minute drive. by FlyVidjul (Mon 20th Feb 2023 2:19pm)
  • Seconded for both. Trained under Marcos at MNBJJ and the old unit in Hillington, great guy and a lot of great folks train there and Giles that runs Ronin is an absolute diamond of a guy. by FlyVidjul (Mon 20th Feb 2023 2:21pm)
  • Slightly darker than Scottish skin probably equates to 6.99999999 billion people on the planet anaw. by FlyVidjul (Fri 24th Feb 2023 10:28am)
  • My brother has a different da and we couldn't look less alike. Hilarious how many times we've had "YOU'RE BROTHERS!?" I'm 6'3, white as fuck and really broadly built and pudgy. He's dark skinned, 5'5 and is an absolute muscly cunt. He's had the same shite. Called a paki and all that pish. by FlyVidjul (Fri 24th Feb 2023 11:52am)
  • Glasgow is by in large a pretty tolerant city but there will always be the idiot outliers that ruin it for people like yourself by having these experiences and I think a lot of people dismiss experiences like yours because Glasgow is a fairly tolerant city. Its not as bad as it used to be but racism in the city is very much alive and well and I'd go as far as to say in the last few years, online racism and dog whistling and general non overt and shitebag racism in general has been emboldened. by FlyVidjul (Fri 24th Feb 2023 12:12pm)
  • Fuck me do you go looking to be offended by verbiage or are you just a fucking dafty? By tolerant I mean the majority of the general public are wholly accepting of minority groups such as asians, black people, lgbt folk, etc. Not that I'm saying that we just "put up with them". Christ on a fucking bike man your arse must be permanently sore. by FlyVidjul (Fri 24th Feb 2023 1:24pm)
  • Oh look. An arrogant prick that takes something with obvious meaning out of context and gets a sore arse being offended over something that very clearly isn't an issue. Peak Glasgow subreddit. by FlyVidjul (Fri 24th Feb 2023 1:30pm)
  • My education (or lack thereof) sees me in the 41% tax bracket so I don't need to spam subs with shitey 10 quid sign up links to dodgy trading sites mate 👍 by FlyVidjul (Fri 24th Feb 2023 1:39pm)
  • Cheers for the morality lesson. I'll be sure to use it when that big morality factory opens up in Finnieston next month 👍 by FlyVidjul (Fri 24th Feb 2023 1:43pm)
  • Phew just checked Padano is still open. Class wee place. Their foccacia is braw. by FlyVidjul (Sat 25th Feb 2023 8:10pm)
  • Its a toss up between these cunts and BBC The Social pure steesher comedians for most annoying cunts I've seen on video here. by FlyVidjul (Tue 28th Feb 2023 9:04pm)
  • I worked with a guy in 2013 who was a "Chelsea" fan. Hardly mentioned Rangers. Hunners of Rangers posts on his fb nowadays. Fairweather fans are shite and the old firm have them in spades. Celtic had to close the top tier of the stadium for a few years due to low attendances after Rangers got punted. I attended quite a few games when we were punted oot and the atmosphere wasn't as electric as it was but there were a lot more days you got a laugh and a lot of the smaller clubs were buzzing to have us for the dough. Had a fair few drinks with lower league away supports with no malice or animosity at all, was class. by FlyVidjul (Wed 1st Mar 2023 1:36pm)
  • If youre fat and/or baldy, preferably both. Support Rangers. If you are terminally specky and you look like have a kill switch for your browser history/hard drives. Support Celtic. by FlyVidjul (Wed 1st Mar 2023 1:42pm)
  • Yup. The council are a bit shit at picking up litter but they shouldnt have the insurmountable task they do if the city wasnt inhabited by clatty bastards. by FlyVidjul (Sun 5th Mar 2023 5:15pm)
  • Because we wouldnt be the most self hating nationality if we didnt make our beautiful country into a shit tip through laziness and sheer apathy. by FlyVidjul (Tue 7th Mar 2023 1:57pm)
  • ​ https://preview.redd.it/l6tdyelegyma1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=f4f406f89acfbbb1d2975b0507fa056478721dd9 by FlyVidjul (Fri 10th Mar 2023 1:29pm)
  • Still a grass but, shady biz mate. by FlyVidjul (Fri 10th Mar 2023 1:27pm)
  • I wish I lived in a world where cunts would fuck up and stop bringing politics into every facet of their life. Is there a party I can vote for that can make this happen? by FlyVidjul (Fri 10th Mar 2023 2:19pm)
  • >EDIT: Just seen you're a Rangers fan. Probably a Tory as well. If you're going to pigeonhole people, at least try to get it right you utter fanny haha. I just don't feel the need to shoehorn it into fucking everything like half the sheltered wee fannies on this sub. ​ https://preview.redd.it/b3qsnmc7ryma1.png?width=770&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=81aeeb220069a180f29509ba5c0a17a9888d0bc5 by FlyVidjul (Fri 10th Mar 2023 2:30pm)
  • Did he hit him wi a rock bottom as well? Bang out man, already pulled a chib out on his own boy. by FlyVidjul (Fri 10th Mar 2023 2:37pm)
  • BUT FOOTBALL BAD by FlyVidjul (Fri 10th Mar 2023 2:49pm)
  • ![gif](giphy|i3RA5wLyWjCRa) I'M NOT AN AMBITURNER by FlyVidjul (Fri 10th Mar 2023 2:54pm)
  • You're never more than 10 feet away from a patsy in Glasgow. by FlyVidjul (Fri 10th Mar 2023 3:01pm)
  • So does oxygen bud but a find it tiring talking about it all the fucking time. by FlyVidjul (Fri 10th Mar 2023 8:33pm)
  • Well in pal! Always good to hear some good news :) Good luck at uni! by FlyVidjul (Fri 10th Mar 2023 9:13pm)
  • I act on it by voting and talking about it in appropriate places or related places. I don't just shoehorn it into every conversation like the nae life experience social science uni ringpieces on r/Glasgow by FlyVidjul (Fri 10th Mar 2023 9:41pm)
  • Ill defend the right to protest to the death but ban them outside health clinics. It crosses from protest to intimidation and shaming. Morons. by FlyVidjul (Sat 11th Mar 2023 10:29am)
  • Because protesting outside family planning clinics and intimidating vulnerable people in a sensitive situation sits more on the side of harassment than protest. by FlyVidjul (Sun 12th Mar 2023 10:41am)
  • I wasn't limiting it to what day people protest outside ya fuckin thicko 😂 by FlyVidjul (Sun 12th Mar 2023 10:48am)
  • Because. And hear me out here because I know this concept is wild. They do it when its open. Surely to fuck nocunt is this thick? Do you have learning or social difficulties? by FlyVidjul (Sun 12th Mar 2023 10:50am)
  • Fake inside out penises? I have absolutely no clue what you're on about hahah. You are eternally raging man haha. What a bitter life. Enjoy yer weekend m8 by FlyVidjul (Sun 12th Mar 2023 10:55am)
  • Im actually lying in ma bed hinging mate. by FlyVidjul (Sun 12th Mar 2023 11:00am)
  • ![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized) by FlyVidjul (Thu 16th Mar 2023 10:29am)
  • "Pure deid vegan" Kelvinside patter man. by FlyVidjul (Thu 16th Mar 2023 3:19pm)
  • If this Glasgow subreddit instabanned young privileged folk that have never spoken like a working class Glasgow punter until they did something like this, the sub would have about 3 cunts left. It's mostly curtain twitching studenty types wi "that" accent. by FlyVidjul (Thu 16th Mar 2023 3:27pm)
  • Nah 75% of the posts are "my neighbour is loud what should I do?" And there are 90 replies saying basically phone the armed response unit before telling them to go talk to them. by FlyVidjul (Thu 16th Mar 2023 4:37pm)
  • Absolutely hee haw is wrong with it. Its just when you get people that grew up in the west end with well off parents, went to private school and never had to worry about anything financially and had very different social worries trying to relate their hardships and experiences with cunts that grew up in Castlemilk and Cranhill that gets a bit annoying. And putting on a shite working class accent that you know is fake as fuck. Just be yersel. by FlyVidjul (Thu 16th Mar 2023 6:20pm)
  • Nah but it's sound to just go talk to them in a normal manner to say "here mate fancy keeping it down a bit?" before phoning 999 in hysterics. by FlyVidjul (Thu 16th Mar 2023 10:32pm)
  • Thats an absolute cop out. I'm the youngest of 4 from Castlemilk and we had absolutely fuck all growing up and my maw would still clatter me to this day for littering. Its just about no being a clatty bastard. Other cities that have deprived areas aren't as bad as Glasgow is for litter. Its a cultural problem, no a class problem. by FlyVidjul (Fri 17th Mar 2023 8:53am)
  • Nah its just about no being brought up to be a manky cunt tbh. by FlyVidjul (Fri 17th Mar 2023 10:41am)
  • They look saft..... by FlyVidjul (Fri 17th Mar 2023 4:06pm)
  • I barely want to wield a knife to butter ma toast when I'm stoned nevermind wanting to stab a cunt ffs. by FlyVidjul (Sun 19th Mar 2023 11:42am)
  • This thread is an r/glasgow parody innit? Nahhhh this is a complete and utter dive in. Well in OP. You almost had me! by FlyVidjul (Sun 19th Mar 2023 11:41am)
  • Snd m8 ![gif](giphy|111ebonMs90YLu) by FlyVidjul (Mon 20th Mar 2023 12:22am)
  • Seeing the news that Morton's rolls are back turned me fae McGhee's inty Mortons. by FlyVidjul (Tue 21st Mar 2023 12:21pm)
  • Where ye been? This part of the town is a shitpit and has been for over a decade. Under the central bridge is the drizzling shits. Saw a video from likely this exact CCTV camera showing some steaming prick punch a wee guy and his burd/pal. by FlyVidjul (Tue 21st Mar 2023 4:40pm)
  • Hahahahahah you're on the wind up. Our public transport system is what made me learn to drive and get a car. Used to finish at 7am on Sunday morning after a nightshift in Bellshill and would get home at 10am after having to hoof it 2 miles to the train station. by FlyVidjul (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 10:40am)
  • Glasgow Live: Reddit user /u/sunandheir13 RAVES about brand new BRIDGE in Sighthill. Looks lit a HIT with many GLASGOW Reddit users! by FlyVidjul (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 3:03pm)
  • Never heard of this place. Clicked on the instagram and it looks like one of the poseriest places I've ever seen in my life. That accent will definitely be rife in that place. by FlyVidjul (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 6:04pm)
  • Wouldn't go there myself but I do tend to tip tbh. Service industry work is notoriously shite paying and back breaking work. I sit at a desk for 8 hour a day in my own gaf. by FlyVidjul (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 6:54pm)
  • Honestly for all the satire and meme posts you get here, and this sounds like one, sometimes the best cure for a cunt like that is just a doing. Some narcissistic and sly cunts only learn through their own pain and misfortune. So get a few folk together and slap him about a bit tbh. No saying batter him to a pulp but a good kicking he wont forget. Be sly about it though and try and no do anything that can legally implicate you by FlyVidjul (Thu 23rd Mar 2023 11:58am)
  • I went to a metal gig one time and the crowd starting chanting "HERE WE FUCKIN GO" that loud, it blew the dandruff right off my scabby black band tee that's been needing washed for 3 week. by FlyVidjul (Fri 24th Mar 2023 8:35pm)
  • Plenty of shit people don't need tbh. Some people just like them. And that's ok. by FlyVidjul (Sat 25th Mar 2023 7:22pm)
  • Upsides to everything tbh by FlyVidjul (Sat 25th Mar 2023 8:37pm)
  • There's no point mate. It's r/Glasgow. Cars bad and 90% of comments are "ID KEY THAT FUCKER" despite the fact that literal jobby would be rolling down their leg if a stranger said hi to them. by FlyVidjul (Sun 26th Mar 2023 10:27pm)
  • I cracked the "Yer maw up Anderston way" joke to my missus yesterday when we were walking by going into town for a munch. She had no clue what it meant. Been with her 8 years. Think a real sit down chat is needed. She's no from Glasgow tbf so she gets a bit of leeway. by FlyVidjul (Mon 27th Mar 2023 9:14pm)
  • Haha fuck sake, my brother actually had a bike stolen last year and he's just had his two wheels nicked off his the other day as well. Genuinely had a swatch of your profile to see if I didn't realise my brother was on reddit but nah haha by FlyVidjul (Fri 31st Mar 2023 6:57pm)
  • GCC aren't really giving a fuck about the knock on effect for businesses and consumers that rely on things like this. This will wholly get downvoted by the mean green r/glasgow crew but to be honest, most people that are in favour of this current iteration of the ULEZ are the same people that'd happily see motorists taxed to fuck so they're made to deal with the god awful public transport in the city. The studenty, absolutely no life experience types that'll tell you "just upgrade your vehicle" because mammy and daddy have paid for mostly everything in their lives. No clue how real working people are affected by GCC tokenism. The public are responsible for 4% of harmful emissions, yet seem to be the ones being hit the heaviest. by FlyVidjul (Sat 1st Apr 2023 10:24am)
  • I wouldn't vandalise anycunt's personal property. Car or bike. Even if either are parked/sat like a cunt. Neither would 90% of the people making these comments. by FlyVidjul (Sat 1st Apr 2023 12:19pm)
  • To be honest it just all feeds into people becoming more and more selfish. This is just one aspect of it. by FlyVidjul (Sat 1st Apr 2023 12:34pm)
  • Yup. As someone that drives most places, the city is so shite for people that use public transport. Used to work in Bellshill and finished Saturday nightshifts at 7am. Didnt get back to Castlemilk until around 10am. Thats what made me learn to drive. Ironically my current work has a premises near my old office and I can drive there in 15-20 mins tops. Been to Hamburg, Amsterdam, Rome, Budapest in last 6 years and the public transport in all those cities leaves ours in the dust. by FlyVidjul (Sat 1st Apr 2023 12:52pm)
  • Fucking hell man imagine diving right in heed first to that. by FlyVidjul (Sun 2nd Apr 2023 1:08pm)
  • Counter-Counterpoint: Why are we letting big industry and business off the hook when the general public are responsible for an absolutely minute part of harmful emissions? Really all it is, is tokenism to look like they're doing something and a way to generate a small amount of money. I know this goes above council level, but if the government actually gave a fuck about the environment, there'd be measures to combat it already from the big offenders, instead of pretending to do something about it whilst keeping big business sweet. by FlyVidjul (Sun 2nd Apr 2023 1:19pm)
  • We had a transport minister that overseen one of the pishest European cities for public transport. He did such a shite job we promoted him to run the country. by FlyVidjul (Wed 5th Apr 2023 1:31pm)
  • TBH that's cheap. by FlyVidjul (Thu 6th Apr 2023 1:07pm)
  • Half b and a bag a cans up the park. by FlyVidjul (Fri 7th Apr 2023 1:17pm)
  • Glarby* Closer to town as well as its at Parkers. by FlyVidjul (Fri 7th Apr 2023 1:16pm)
  • Nope. Public transport in Glasgow is shite. It's manky, unreliable and expensive. I don't particularly like driving nor am I into cars, but it's infinitely more convenient than public transport. Never learned to drive until I was 27 pretty much out of necessity as public transport was so shit, it was causing me to get 6 hours or less of sleep between shifts. by FlyVidjul (Thu 13th Apr 2023 10:32am)
  • Lot a collies cutting about Castlemilk. by FlyVidjul (Thu 13th Apr 2023 5:33pm)
  • I used to climb into building sites and shit as a kid and I'd tell my folks I was just going round to the field to play football. I used to jump bin sheds and climb trees that would most likely seriously injure me if I fell off them. Not every parent is there monitoring their kids 24/7. Kids lie to their parents as well. It's a horrid thing and aye, there are parents that could do a bit more tbh but it's a tragedy. Parents that keep an eye on their kid 24/7 and don't allow them to have independence create people that populate this subreddit that crumble and burst into tears when someone outside is making a bit of noise after 7pm with absolutely zero personal or life skills. And just to add to this, my parents were fairly strict and I'd have had my arse skelped and grounded big time if they found me doing any of this and I had a strict curfew. by FlyVidjul (Fri 14th Apr 2023 12:18pm)
  • The boy was 10. It's a tragedy and maybe the parents could have done more, but should you never let a 10 year old out of your sight? I think that's madness tbh. by FlyVidjul (Fri 14th Apr 2023 12:36pm)
  • Aye, that's fair in this occasion. But you said "you can't just leave it somewhere". Do you not think a 10 year old should be allowed to play on their own without parent supervision? Kids like that would have absolutely fucked social skills. by FlyVidjul (Fri 14th Apr 2023 12:40pm)
  • I used to do stupid shite all the time as a kid and I'd lie to my parents. My parents only vaguely knew my mates mums and dads because its no the broons and no everycunt knows everycunt or shares a cuppa and tea at after school events. My folks would have killed me if they knew half the shit I was getting up to. It's no always about shite/lazy parenting. by FlyVidjul (Fri 14th Apr 2023 12:52pm)
  • This sub isn't a real accurate representation of the vast majority of Glasgow tbh. By in large, the general populace of this sub sneers at any notion of working class upbringings and working class activities in general (see any time a football topic is posted on here). The amount of sheltered/ privileged people in the Glasgow sub far outweigh your average Glasgow punter. I lived in a pretty isolated area until I was about 10 or so then moved to another place in Castlemilk where I'd go out at 9 in the mornings and would come back until lunch for a scran then fuck off again til about 6 o clock. Pretty much every weekend and during the summer holidays especially. And it wasn't because my parents "threw me out in the morning". It's because playing with mates and going out was fun, and I wasn't a wee sheltered kid with parents that had money, or a kid that sat in the house all day doing fuck all. I was out doing stupid shite like building dens, climbing trees, and the life goal as a child. Building a den IN a tree. We used to have this stone dam like structure down the woods that was meant to stop flood water and it was long and narrow. You could walk across it but when it was dry, it was about a 15 foot drop. The "sausage bridge" as it was affectionately known in Castlemilk. We used to run across it all the time, it had moss and shit on it that probably made it quite dangerous to run across. My folks had no clue I'd be doing that shit. If I fell off it I'm breaking something at the very least depending how I land. Weans are stupid but some of the warped views on how parenting should work makes me realise how a lot of this sub end up socially stunted, who have no clue how the real world works and it makes me understand why there's so many threads like "MY NEIGHBOUR IS PLAYING LOUD MUSIC WHAT DO I DO!?" with half the replies saying "PHONE THE COPS" before it's even suggested that they chap the door and speak to them. Sheltered middle class folk that are shit scared of any form of confrontation and fear the real world because nocunt is there to hawd their hand to guide them through it. by FlyVidjul (Fri 14th Apr 2023 12:50pm)
  • Keep greeting about drivers in the subreddit. Yer exactly the curtain twitching sweetie wife I'm talking about. by FlyVidjul (Fri 14th Apr 2023 1:01pm)
  • It's 100% a class issue. "10 year olds out on their own!?" It's extremely common in most schemes in Glasgow, was when I was a wean and still is now. My godson and goddaughter go to the park on their own to meet up with their pals and they're 10 and 12. The park is about a 5-10 minute walk from the house. Anyone that's flabbergasted that 10 year olds are allowed out on their own has absolutely no clue what growing up in a working class scheme in Glasgow is like. by FlyVidjul (Fri 14th Apr 2023 1:19pm)
  • To answer these two questions briefly. Yes and no. by FlyVidjul (Fri 14th Apr 2023 2:26pm)
  • Glasgow Live lists the TEN best SUNDAY roasts in Glasgow TODAY by FlyVidjul (Sun 16th Apr 2023 12:53pm)
  • >they would jump on the chance to fine these fuckers. 90% of Govanhill says hi. by FlyVidjul (Sun 16th Apr 2023 3:17pm)
  • The average UK salary is 34k so most native brits are a net drain. by FlyVidjul (Mon 17th Apr 2023 8:51am)
  • Aye it's shite. I can't get seeing my "ma dugs scared of fireworks" and "my neighbour loud wat do pls" posts for posts like this. by FlyVidjul (Mon 17th Apr 2023 10:14am)
  • Just let it go off and start again in Springburn tbh. by FlyVidjul (Mon 17th Apr 2023 2:39pm)
  • Cheers I think so anaw by FlyVidjul (Mon 17th Apr 2023 6:02pm)
  • Its not classist to say Springburns a shitehole mate. Its a a shitehole. I say the same about Castlemilk and thats where am from. by FlyVidjul (Mon 17th Apr 2023 6:32pm)
  • A fell asleep after finishing WFH at 5 and got woken up about 10 mins ago Russia better have invaded or something was a class wee kip. by FlyVidjul (Mon 17th Apr 2023 6:43pm)
  • Aye. He was being deadly serious with that post. I'd recommend some neutrogena for your hands btw they'll be wrecked after all that pearl clutching. by FlyVidjul (Tue 18th Apr 2023 8:48am)
  • It'll be on purplebricks the mora listed as an "ideal starter home, bit of a fixer upper" for offers over 100 grand (120k) by FlyVidjul (Tue 18th Apr 2023 8:50am)
  • But we still manage to crack the whole being selfish clatty cunts thing quite well. Maybe there's something to multiculturalism? by FlyVidjul (Wed 19th Apr 2023 11:59am)
  • As opposed to takeaways its still cheaper. I ordered a burger king to my mates a few weeks ago and was nearly a score. I got a meal and some chicken fries. by FlyVidjul (Thu 20th Apr 2023 10:03am)
  • Thought the same. No clue why you're being downvoted or accused of being a cunt tbh. by FlyVidjul (Fri 21st Apr 2023 9:51am)
  • Once a week is miiiiighty generous. by FlyVidjul (Fri 21st Apr 2023 9:56am)
  • Dont think anybody mentioned whether they did or not. by FlyVidjul (Fri 21st Apr 2023 10:32am)
  • We are clatty selfish cunts mate. by FlyVidjul (Fri 21st Apr 2023 1:54pm)
  • Get oot. by FlyVidjul (Fri 21st Apr 2023 1:53pm)
  • Its a public forum bud. And it something thats quite out of the ordinary. Like "my pal is missing" and its a former football player or "my dug is missing" and the dugs got wings. It goes without saying that most of us, if not all, hope that she's found safe and well but we don't need to batter it on a bat signal to show how empathetic we are publicly. by FlyVidjul (Fri 21st Apr 2023 2:10pm)
  • Unlucky. Don't sack workers for protecting their rights next time bud. by FlyVidjul (Fri 21st Apr 2023 6:05pm)
  • Naw he means the 4 corners. by FlyVidjul (Sun 23rd Apr 2023 6:52pm)
  • ![gif](giphy|3o752kakMLKVv5Jzpu) by FlyVidjul (Mon 24th Apr 2023 1:01pm)
  • Yassss mate buzzing for you by FlyVidjul (Thu 27th Apr 2023 5:10pm)
  • Been going to the crown street JD for about a year now and had nae clue there was a Sauna. Fuckin bonus. by FlyVidjul (Thu 27th Apr 2023 11:46pm)
  • Think I've only used the gym showers once when I was staying at my ex's house. Otherwise am only 10 mins and normally shower at home. Having a wee sauna might change that by FlyVidjul (Fri 28th Apr 2023 5:18pm)
  • Looking to buy in Rutherglen/Burnside/Cambuslang area and saw this as well 😂 Looks like it hasn't been touched in years. Decent location though. by FlyVidjul (Fri 28th Apr 2023 7:56pm)
  • The only place i can think of is Forgotten Worlds in Ayrshire. by FlyVidjul (Fri 28th Apr 2023 8:19pm)
  • I canny stand the Orange walks man theyre a fucking pain in the arse but its class how people pivot from being annoyed about being inconvenienced when its an Orange walk to when its a march for something they agree with. by FlyVidjul (Sat 29th Apr 2023 3:25pm)
  • I was playing Counter Strike last night and I turned a corner and some guy knew EXACTLY where I was. It was the fucking vaccine, he could track me. And the guy that shot me? Bill Gates. by FlyVidjul (Sun 30th Apr 2023 5:36pm)
  • I get where he's coming from tbh. My mate's dad was hit by a car whilst cycling and was badly injured and I reckon he's going to put in a claim which I reckon is the right thing to do. That driver has insurance that'll cover those costs. If a cyclist ploughs into a car or a pedestrian and the cyclist is at fault and damages the car or the pedestrian, whats the recourse there if the cyclist is in no financial position to pay for any damages? All road users should have some form of insurance. Cyclists are humans that can also make mistakes just like drivers. Albeit, they will always be causing less damage as they aren't towing 2 tons of metal, but getting hit by a careless cyclist can happen. by FlyVidjul (Mon 1st May 2023 9:24am)
  • Did you take any pictures and get the driver's details? Insurance will only pay out if fault is determined first. by FlyVidjul (Mon 1st May 2023 9:25am)
  • Yup but that's literally why drivers are insured with legal cover as well. No one sues a motor mate. by FlyVidjul (Mon 1st May 2023 9:48am)
  • Aye. I'm the one that isn't getting it. by FlyVidjul (Mon 1st May 2023 10:45am)
  • Pedestrians can't really travel fast enough to cause any damage mate. You're saying that if a cyclist smashes into a pedestrian at speed, and they're just shit out of luck it wasn't a car that hit them? Thick cunt. by FlyVidjul (Mon 1st May 2023 10:44am)
  • Do..... Do you know what car insurance is and how it works? by FlyVidjul (Mon 1st May 2023 10:52am)
  • Ah yes. I like football. Me neanderthal. Hurr durr. No one does classism quite like r/glasgow and its army of thick cyclists! by FlyVidjul (Mon 1st May 2023 10:57am)
  • Have a good day mate 👍 I can't continue this conversation as I clearly lack the intellect to comprehend anything anyone says as a result of me enjoying the world's most popular sport. by FlyVidjul (Mon 1st May 2023 11:04am)
  • BOY YOU IN THE WRONG TOWNNNNNN There'll probably be some flags getting lucky next Monday in Larkhall. by FlyVidjul (Mon 1st May 2023 11:21am)
  • Zero consequences for the cyclist? No. Consider the fact the cyclist may be skint, with no insurance as cyclists don't need it, lets say the pedestrian's leg is broke and they're a trade worker or a contract worker. They lose out on potentially thousands in earnings. What's the recourse there? Civil action against someone that even if they are ruled to pay, can't reimburse the victim for lost wages. When you consider how many cars are on the road, the amount of accidents are fairly rare as well. I don't get how people can't see how this could be an issue considering cyclists don't need to take a test or have any insurance to use their bikes on the road. And aye, I know the chances of it happening are statistically rare, but it happens. https://youtu.be/0I0Zs1G1ri4 Have a look at that. So lets say the back of that guy's car is dented and needs to repair and the cyclist has no money to pay him, which these days is probably quite common considering disposable income is rapidly evaporating. Is that guy just shit out of luck and has to pay himself? by FlyVidjul (Mon 1st May 2023 2:40pm)
  • It's general atmosphere. It's nowhere near what it used to be but it's still good. We're a city with character. Everybody knows someone that's a "glesga character". The patter is decent. I've been on plenty of nights out and ended up bumping into randoms I'll chat away and have a few beers with. It was the night before an old firm a few years back and I was out with my ex and I got chatting away to a few lads in their 20s who were all Celtic fans and I'm a Rangers fan in my 30's. My missus was paranoid as fuck that something was going to kick off but the lads were absolutely top notch. Sat and chatted away, had a few shots with them and enjoyed the night. by FlyVidjul (Mon 1st May 2023 2:54pm)
  • No following irresponsible dug owners about with a shite bag probably. Clatty bastards should pick up after their pets. by FlyVidjul (Mon 1st May 2023 3:53pm)
  • Impressive, 10TPM speeds here. by FlyVidjul (Mon 1st May 2023 3:52pm)
  • Nose too close to arse innit by FlyVidjul (Fri 5th May 2023 4:23pm)
  • I drank a can of Pepsi max on the way back from the shops today. Was fucking wild man not a bin in sight. Dunno if anybody knows about this life hack, I hung on to it until I got home and papped it in the bin there. by FlyVidjul (Fri 5th May 2023 4:22pm)
  • Did you just set yersel up for your own joke? by FlyVidjul (Fri 5th May 2023 4:21pm)
  • A just had a stroke reading that. And not the sexy kind of stroke. by FlyVidjul (Sat 6th May 2023 1:31pm)
  • Wouldn't be Scottish if it weren't completely anti consumer and the public transport was non existent/honkin. by FlyVidjul (Sun 7th May 2023 1:04pm)
  • I dunno what mating rituals you partake in mate but going up to a bird and trying to force yourself on them shouldn't be in the repertoire and if it is, you should be on a list. by FlyVidjul (Sun 7th May 2023 1:12pm)
  • The Sri Lankan food shop hahahaha by FlyVidjul (Sun 7th May 2023 4:13pm)
  • I just got the boak a bit. by FlyVidjul (Wed 10th May 2023 12:12pm)
  • ​ https://preview.redd.it/dglmll7341za1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=2d413ac6a92e272b16401bde802842a4bd7539ce by FlyVidjul (Wed 10th May 2023 12:15pm)
  • We can't have glass bus stops in Glasgow and they aren't a symbol for anything at all. A rainbow crossing would last about 5 seconds. by FlyVidjul (Wed 10th May 2023 7:01pm)
  • A thread on r/glasgow that is shitting on cyclists? Get yer shite umbrella. by FlyVidjul (Thu 11th May 2023 4:55pm)
  • Imagine folk getting this rattled by sales cunts that have been about for about 25 year haha. Just patch them man. by FlyVidjul (Fri 12th May 2023 12:57pm)
  • I used to go out with a lassy from Possil when I was like 14/15. My mate went out with her pal as well and they'd meet us at a bus stop and we'd go back to my pal's burds house. Fuck me, man it felt like I was a U.S. soldier getting escorted through Taliban controlled Kabul. by FlyVidjul (Fri 12th May 2023 1:02pm)
  • I actually love a wee walk a lot of places in the city. The green is a nice walk, especially on a decent day. Just a wee lap or two round it past the river, under the wee overpass and round past the wee hockey bit and the pitches then back round towards the saltmarket. The necropolis is quite a nice walk as well, some parts have me blowing out my arse though as I'm a fat cunt and elevation isn't my friend. I'm in the southside as well so I quite enjoy Kings Park and the Linn Park for a jaunt when the weather isn't howlin. by FlyVidjul (Fri 12th May 2023 12:59pm)
  • Imagine expecting people to know you're "autistic as fuck" without mentioning literally anything pertaining to autism in your original post. My psychic powers are clearly a bit off today. by FlyVidjul (Fri 12th May 2023 2:34pm)
  • First day here? by FlyVidjul (Fri 12th May 2023 2:38pm)
  • You're alright people. Next time the cunts harass you, buy an extra sausage roll to skud the cunts wi. by FlyVidjul (Fri 12th May 2023 2:43pm)
  • Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 by FlyVidjul (Sun 14th May 2023 11:14am)
  • 7 fat middle aged fannies would probably still kick yer cunt in but, unless yer Bruce Lee and yer living in a 70's kung fu film. by FlyVidjul (Sun 14th May 2023 7:27pm)
  • With ye at all times? Tell them to cut the cord man. by FlyVidjul (Sun 14th May 2023 7:36pm)
  • Hard to use that whilst 7 auld fat cunts are kicking yer peas right in but by FlyVidjul (Sun 14th May 2023 7:39pm)
  • It is mate. If you're in a lane with parked cars coming up and need to merge into a free lane, you need to wait until its safe to do so. Even for cyclists. Squeezing in a gap between a bus and parked cars instead of slowing to merge into a free lane is fucking stupid from the cyclist. It'd be stupid if any vehicle did this also. by FlyVidjul (Mon 15th May 2023 9:21am)
  • STOP TALKING NONSENSE THIS IS A CYCLING SUB AND HE WAS IN THE RIGHT OKAY!? by FlyVidjul (Mon 15th May 2023 9:19am)
  • The bus isnt overtaking. They're in seperate lanes. by FlyVidjul (Mon 15th May 2023 11:52am)
  • Cool. So next time I'm driving in a lane with parked cars and there's a car in the lane next to me I can just batter out. 👍 by FlyVidjul (Mon 15th May 2023 12:11pm)
  • I work from home :) by FlyVidjul (Mon 15th May 2023 12:15pm)
  • There is no cost of living crisis, there's a fucking greed crisis. Wholesale gas is so much cheaper than it was at the start of the Ukraine war yet the consumer cost is up. Every supermarket gouging like fuck as much as they can as well nowadays. I can see a lot of civil unrest brewing in the next decade by FlyVidjul (Wed 17th May 2023 2:12pm)
  • I wonder this as well. I'm fairly lucky on the higher income bracket of >40k at the moment. A few of my mates are on like 22k at the moment and have no clue how they cope, man. I recently became single as well but my ex was financially a fucking idiot so it doesn't make that much odds to me in the pocket. by FlyVidjul (Wed 17th May 2023 2:09pm)
  • IF YOU WALK THROUGH THE GARDENNNNN YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK. I've never ever seen somecunt punting in public. by FlyVidjul (Wed 17th May 2023 4:41pm)
  • I live in Castlemilk mate and am a regular purchaser of drugs. Never bought in a street. by FlyVidjul (Wed 17th May 2023 5:23pm)
  • Just seems homogenised. Like when a football club redoes their badges and makes it some simple clean corporate thing. Nae soulllllll by FlyVidjul (Fri 19th May 2023 3:14pm)
  • Between 4 people? Fuck sake mate 😂😂 by FlyVidjul (Fri 19th May 2023 4:12pm)
  • I'd extrapolate from the context of him looking for a 4 person flat for 600 p/w would be between 4 people tbh. That's what this looks like in the context. Either way no need to get on the offensive cause somecunt might have more money than you and you're raging about it. by FlyVidjul (Fri 19th May 2023 4:32pm)
  • Cunts just looking for a flat mate. No everythings a cause. Pull the stick out yer hoop and stop having a sore arse aboot everything. by FlyVidjul (Fri 19th May 2023 4:47pm)
  • Hope he likes East Kilbride or Springburn. by FlyVidjul (Fri 19th May 2023 4:55pm)
  • Nah I get it mate, I'm trying to buy at the moment and between the shite housing market, greedy private landlords and a shite, greedy government. It's a bit of a minefield and I'm going to probably get something shite for what I'm paying, but fuck me man you could make a thread aboot enjoying a roll n sausage from a roll van and some cunts would come in moaning about how pigs are being slaughtered and the roll van's carbon footprint is terrible. Sometimes it's just sound to enjoy shit or talk to cunts about shit at face value and no turn everything into a cause. by FlyVidjul (Fri 19th May 2023 5:40pm)
  • Anybody buying in Cambuslang or surrounding areas? I'm looking to buy in Cambuslang/Whitlawburn/Burnside area with a budget of around 130k ideally. I'm a FTB and haven't dipped my toe in deep yet, I see a lot of people talking about houses going for about 20% over the "offers over" value. Is this across the board or in certain areas? by FlyVidjul (Fri 19th May 2023 5:52pm)
  • Good luck mate. I'm not sure where to buy it but good luck eating Natto 🤮 by FlyVidjul (Fri 19th May 2023 8:39pm)
  • Racist innit. Probably the collective r/glasgow being offended on Japan's behalf. I'm quite a big japanophile. Not in the weeby way, just fascinated by their general culture, cuisine and some of the places in rural Japan are absolutely stunning. Cities are great too. Some of the best cuisine going of any culture but Natto is absolutely boggin. I'm a big umami guy as well but nope. Natto get get tae. by FlyVidjul (Sat 20th May 2023 11:36am)
  • "Commander the USS Glasgow appears to be covered in space debris!?" by FlyVidjul (Sun 21st May 2023 9:47am)
  • Haha yeah look at how poor those smoking peasants are. ^(Naecunts smoking in this.) by FlyVidjul (Sun 21st May 2023 9:08pm)
  • If you haven't introduced yourself as your post says then nah man, it's a bad idea. It's not a bad thing to ask someone out that goes to your gym, but you'd need to know them/speak to them for a while before you would tbh. Just asking someone randomly might make them feel quite uncomfy. by FlyVidjul (Tue 23rd May 2023 8:02am)
  • Oh you sweet summer child by FlyVidjul (Sat 27th May 2023 7:22am)
  • A gaggle. A gaggle of fuds. by FlyVidjul (Sat 27th May 2023 10:07pm)
  • Celtic didnt have any competition for 10 years and their fans couldnt give a shit about hollow victory. Rangers are now back and have won a league title. Theres a bit more meaning to a win now. by FlyVidjul (Sun 28th May 2023 9:20am)
  • Dafties gonna dafty mate. Any time you get thousands of drunk people together its disaster regardless of the reason or what team it is. by FlyVidjul (Sun 28th May 2023 9:48am)
  • Sound m8 by FlyVidjul (Sun 28th May 2023 1:39pm)
  • Cba with the pure pearl clutching and point scoring. It's a bit a rubbish that'll get picked up. Literally any celebration will leave tons of shite lying about. Is it annoying? Aye, but go live in a fucking highland village if you don't want the problems that come with living in a 1m+ people city like the greater Glasgow area has. by FlyVidjul (Sun 28th May 2023 4:33pm)
  • Somebody got caught saying some bad words on twitter. by FlyVidjul (Sun 28th May 2023 4:42pm)
  • Addiction isny carte blanche to be a cunt tbh. One of my absolute gem pals is going through some chronic alcoholism right now and he's just a really sound cunt thats made some shite decisions. by FlyVidjul (Thu 1st Jun 2023 8:37am)
  • My mate is going through some really bad alcoholism right now. He's drinking himself to death and he's being a fucking idiot. I know alcoholism is a bastard and if it were that easy, no one would be one. He's being evasive and lying about shit and I can tell when he's steaming from his texts when we're chatting. I've tried the nice approach and trying to go out with him for coffees and walks, etc but he's not really interested and he kept lying and trying to cover up his drinking and telling me he was sober which was obvious shite. I've now taken the approach with a few of our good pals to just set it straight and flat out tell him if he doesn't stop it or attempt to stop it, he's going to fucking kill himself with the booze. Does anyone have any advice at all as a pal to an alcoholic? I want to help him but really, short of going to his family home and stopping him physically from drinking, I can't fucking think of anything to help him. He doesn't want to help himself at the moment and it's quite upsetting and infuriating at the same time. by FlyVidjul (Thu 1st Jun 2023 11:32am)
  • He knows we all know he's been lying. We've called him out on it and he knows there's no reason to lie anymore, but he drank at the weekend and never mentioned it until his brother text me letting me know. There's absolutely nae judgement on our side as his mates, we've made that very clear. We love him to bits and we'll do anything we can to help. We've hammered home the point where all we want is for him to get better. He's lying because he's embarrassed. There's fuck all to be embarrassed about, it's an addiction it happens. Doesny make ye a bad person. He's always been partial to a drink to the point where it's set a wee alarm bell ringing but he's went off the deep end lately and is legitimately going to end up killing himself before he's 40. He's got a baby that's 2 this year as well the whole situation is tragic as fuck. by FlyVidjul (Thu 1st Jun 2023 11:44am)
  • Mate it's shit, my pal was in the exact situation last year. Looked like a Simpson and his eyes were all yellowy/red as well. I just fear he's gonna end up back there if he doesn't stick the foot down on the swally soon. by FlyVidjul (Thu 1st Jun 2023 2:39pm)
  • Told him both flat out already mate. by FlyVidjul (Thu 1st Jun 2023 2:36pm)
  • You're mistaking rainbows with Wu Tang again. by FlyVidjul (Mon 5th Jun 2023 9:33am)
  • Harley's sky bar in Rutherglen. It's only 1 floor up, but cheap venoms and every chance of getting a stinky digit. ^(The stinky digit might be off some old tramps arse.) by FlyVidjul (Mon 5th Jun 2023 2:48pm)
  • Ill dae it for a score and a 20 deck. by FlyVidjul (Tue 6th Jun 2023 1:22am)
  • Aye shite innit by FlyVidjul (Tue 6th Jun 2023 1:20am)
  • County are one of the best supported clubs in Scotland considering the size of Dingwall and the surrounding towns. Partick Thistle fans chants would be class though. "WE'RE GONNY CONFIT YER BURGERS" "HELLO. HELLO. WE ARE THE CRAFT BEER BOYS. WE'RE UP TAE OUR KNEES IN HOPS AND YEAST" by FlyVidjul (Tue 6th Jun 2023 10:22am)
  • When you let a 13 year old run a business. by FlyVidjul (Tue 6th Jun 2023 2:20pm)
  • Reading through this thread has been wildly entertaining. by FlyVidjul (Tue 6th Jun 2023 4:22pm)
  • Aye mouse shite isny very vegan. by FlyVidjul (Tue 6th Jun 2023 5:55pm)
  • Neither am I tbh. I've looked inty surgery. by FlyVidjul (Tue 6th Jun 2023 9:37pm)
  • See when you see yer 59 year old Auntie on Facebook with "45" and the SNP ribbon on Facebook posting memes like "WHEN A WIS A BAIRN YE WERE TELT TAE HAWD YIR WHEESHT" from a page called "NOW THATS WHAT I CALL SCOTLAND" and ye almost physically recoil from the cringe patter? Aye this is that. by FlyVidjul (Wed 7th Jun 2023 9:33am)
  • Get the cunt from the peacock cafe to stick jobbies through their nest. Heard he's no up to fuck all nowadays. by FlyVidjul (Wed 7th Jun 2023 4:02pm)
  • Dunno why but I love this. by FlyVidjul (Wed 7th Jun 2023 4:13pm)
  • Care more about who's right than what's right. Fucking idiot. by FlyVidjul (Wed 7th Jun 2023 10:11pm)
  • Hahaha nae bother Randall. Ye gonnae tell Miss Finster? by FlyVidjul (Thu 8th Jun 2023 2:39pm)
  • Tailgating does my fucking nut in man. I always give plenty of room. Does my tits in when someone can practically smell ma aftershave in their motor. by FlyVidjul (Sat 10th Jun 2023 12:22pm)
  • See going to the gym as just a bit of a chubby cunt to lose weight, it's a fucking nightmare so it is. One million cunts filming themselves squatting about 60kgs, bar included and making noises like an elephant cumming man. by FlyVidjul (Tue 13th Jun 2023 3:08pm)
  • A lot of people that dont understand the difference between protest which any right minded person would defend the right to, and harassment. by FlyVidjul (Wed 14th Jun 2023 2:54pm)
  • Yup. It isn't protesting. You can protest without intimidation of vulnerable people. Sickens me tbh. by FlyVidjul (Wed 14th Jun 2023 3:04pm)
  • Depends what they're doing. Disrupting daily traffic and public events? Nah fire in. Destroying personal property? Nah. Nuance in conversation is wild innit haha by FlyVidjul (Wed 14th Jun 2023 3:35pm)
  • Doesny intimidate me mate, I've got a set of baws and a wully. I'm no the one going for a termination. I wouldn't really want 20 cunts protesting prostate exams 5 meters away as a come out from getting a finger up my hoop though which in terms of trauma pales in comparison about a million fold to going to get a termination. Dunno how absolute fucking dafties don't realise that women going for terminations are in a fairly vulnerable state and it isn't a decision that's taken lightly and weighs on most normal people. by FlyVidjul (Wed 14th Jun 2023 4:38pm)
  • >Fuck up wae the big glesga man typin oan the internet shite. AHahahaahah the fucking nick a you mate. by FlyVidjul (Wed 14th Jun 2023 4:42pm)
  • Doesny matter the big man will come down with his +5 pvp sword of doings and batter them aw hahaha by FlyVidjul (Wed 14th Jun 2023 4:55pm)
  • I'm sure aw the mages guild will know all about it tonight hahaha by FlyVidjul (Wed 14th Jun 2023 5:13pm)
  • He's an incel lad that doesn't fuck mate. Once he casts off the shackles of being an online edgelord and maybe experiences actual penetration he can be a bit more empathetic with women's issues. by FlyVidjul (Wed 14th Jun 2023 5:17pm)
  • It is a real place mate. Plenty of opportunities for hackers as well. Tons a cunts leaving absolute gaping holes in their defences as well. by FlyVidjul (Wed 14th Jun 2023 5:45pm)
  • Oh you sweet r/Glasgow child. by FlyVidjul (Fri 16th Jun 2023 10:13am)
  • I took my tap aff and they saw I was carrying a coupla fuckin GUNS. by FlyVidjul (Fri 16th Jun 2023 10:13am)
  • Both by FlyVidjul (Fri 16th Jun 2023 4:28pm)
  • Aye cause we weren't absolute fat cunts before Americans started bringing junk food here. by FlyVidjul (Sun 18th Jun 2023 6:01pm)
  • And? Haha who cares. by FlyVidjul (Sun 18th Jun 2023 6:26pm)
  • What's it called!? by FlyVidjul (Sun 18th Jun 2023 6:43pm)
  • Once again! by FlyVidjul (Sun 18th Jun 2023 7:55pm)
  • Awwwwwwwwww fuckkkk uppppp man. by FlyVidjul (Wed 21st Jun 2023 9:23am)
  • We don't sell spaghetti here.... by FlyVidjul (Thu 22nd Jun 2023 1:03pm)
  • I'm smelling the Tate and Peterson VLs already. by FlyVidjul (Fri 23rd Jun 2023 1:04pm)
  • I DONT WANT GUITAR LESSONS by FlyVidjul (Sat 24th Jun 2023 9:29pm)
  • Dunno about anyone else but I appreciate a woman making the first move. I've been approached 3 times in my life. All men. I'm flattered and that but I'm a straight guy. by FlyVidjul (Tue 27th Jun 2023 6:50pm)
  • WE'RE GONNA TIE THEM UP AND THROW ONE OFF THE ROOF DUDE by FlyVidjul (Tue 27th Jun 2023 8:50pm)
  • ![gif](giphy|AAsj7jdrHjtp6) by FlyVidjul (Thu 29th Jun 2023 5:39pm)
  • Ah yes. Enjoying sports is tantamount to institutional sectarianism and xenophobia. That's a new one. by FlyVidjul (Sat 1st Jul 2023 9:55am)
  • Its not really though. An absolute vast majority of people enjoy football in Scotland without the bigotry and sectarianism. Of course they're an issue. Nope. Not a troll, just find the classism and the turn up of the nose to anything working class on this sub hilarious. by FlyVidjul (Sat 1st Jul 2023 10:07am)
  • Orange Walks are a pain in the arse fulla absolute wankers but my god this sub sure does love a "LOOK HOW MUCH I HATE THEM" competition. Sub becomes insufferably packed with Orange Walk threads. by FlyVidjul (Sat 1st Jul 2023 11:59am)
  • Nah give me something big and gay like Abba to stir up the homophobic cunts. by FlyVidjul (Sat 1st Jul 2023 12:14pm)
  • Never seen it I dont get the reference by FlyVidjul (Sat 1st Jul 2023 1:36pm)
  • Emmm I dont get it? Am I meant to be a pure OO tory flagshagger? by FlyVidjul (Sat 1st Jul 2023 2:05pm)
  • I've heard about this one actually. But naw, it'd be a pain in the arse. I go through a good bit a toast so fuck having to bring it out daily. by FlyVidjul (Sat 1st Jul 2023 2:19pm)
  • 90% of the people that frequent this sub. by FlyVidjul (Sun 2nd Jul 2023 4:38pm)
  • Its poor etiquette to fling a woman about cause she's walked in front a some VL playing his wee Chad Valley drums. by FlyVidjul (Mon 3rd Jul 2023 12:00am)
  • Street countdown. by FlyVidjul (Mon 3rd Jul 2023 5:04pm)
  • They are but they won't chase for one. Source: I patched about 50 and they legit took me to court. by FlyVidjul (Mon 3rd Jul 2023 8:50pm)
  • Parking Eye served me with a Glasgow Sheriff Court summons to defend 54 unpaid parking tickets. It wasn't a "our collectors have been advised to seek legal action on this if you keep patching" letter. Its fine to patch a few I just took the cunt. by FlyVidjul (Mon 3rd Jul 2023 9:43pm)
  • They chased me for £9800. They got 3k out me out of court which I settled and paid. And a further £1.5k for the lawyer so I was 4 n a half grand down. by FlyVidjul (Mon 3rd Jul 2023 11:32pm)
  • Cause am a fucking idiot haha by FlyVidjul (Mon 3rd Jul 2023 11:29pm)
  • > "American here, ..." is maybe not the best way to announce yourself in UK communities The guys no from here and he wants to know about something that looks a bit odd haha. The fucks he meant to say? by FlyVidjul (Tue 4th Jul 2023 10:12am)
  • Some amount of absolute wanks on here cause this cunts said he's American. Riddy. by FlyVidjul (Tue 4th Jul 2023 10:10am)
  • If he announced himself as any other nationality other than English, he wouldn't have had the cunt ripped out him. Just a bit a casual xenophobia tbh, it's acceptable when it's the people that the r/Glasgow collective doesn't like. by FlyVidjul (Tue 4th Jul 2023 10:19am)
  • Manky cunts dragged up with zero respect and a "NOT MY KID" attitude. The council have cleansing teams out constantly. I've never seen a more dirty city than Glasgow for litter. I've been all over the shop last few years. Rome, Budapest, Hamburg, Amsterdam, Hersonissos, Sal. Fuck sake, Sal has less litter than Glasgow and it's a third world island in Cape Verde. None of them had much litter at all and if any of them did, it paled in comparison to Glasgow. There's only so much you can blame the council/government but really what it comes down to is shiftless cunts and destructive little feral rats that don't value fuck all. The same reason why our glass bus stops last about a week, if that. I'm 35 with no kids so not exactly like I'm ancient but fuck me, if I dropped litter in front of my mum to this day she'd still skelp me in the ear. by FlyVidjul (Tue 4th Jul 2023 10:29am)
  • Aye I rock into American subs like HEY WHATS UP ALL MY HOMEBOYS N GIRLS by FlyVidjul (Tue 4th Jul 2023 12:44pm)
  • "SHE SHOULD FUCK OFF ASKING YOU TO REMOVE BODY HAIR AND LOVE YOU FOR YOU" Blissful lack of self awareness from a lot of men here 🤌🤌 by FlyVidjul (Fri 7th Jul 2023 9:27am)
  • Just a fact a life innit. Being a big hairy guy is unappealing to a lot of women. I get my back waxed and I trim my chest for summer time and if I'm going abroad. Sometimes you need to make sacrifices if you want to bust. Women have to do this shit all the time. by FlyVidjul (Fri 7th Jul 2023 9:25am)
  • TBF it shoulda been a no fly zone in the first place. I fly drones and the laws state you can't fly them 50m from people anyway, they also always need to be in your line of sight. Also probably cause most wee consumer drones could easily carry a few bags and drop them inside the park. by FlyVidjul (Fri 7th Jul 2023 11:47am)
  • Didn't have sniffer dugs when I was at trnsmt a few year back but they did at summer sessions. I'd be too much of a shitebag. by FlyVidjul (Fri 7th Jul 2023 5:40pm)
  • Are you a totty? by FlyVidjul (Sat 8th Jul 2023 10:37am)
  • Currently about £1k a month as I'm living with my folks until I buy a new house in the next few months. Budgeting after I buy a house? About £100 a month. by FlyVidjul (Sun 9th Jul 2023 1:04am)
  • 27 arrests and I don't see a peep on this sub and the usual suspects calling for music festivals in Glasgow to be banned or temporarily stopped. Somecunt obviously didn't bring a football to the green at the weekend. by FlyVidjul (Tue 11th Jul 2023 11:37am)
  • Council fine? Pay the £30. by FlyVidjul (Tue 11th Jul 2023 1:01pm)
  • Dont be a grass cause they did something you were told not to fs. Like that wean in class that reminds the teacher about homework. by FlyVidjul (Tue 11th Jul 2023 4:03pm)
  • "SHES TOO YOUNG TO COME OUT AS GAY AT 11" Fuck up, I was trying to nip burds at 11 ya homophobic VLs. by FlyVidjul (Wed 12th Jul 2023 6:12pm)
  • THAT TASTES BOGGIN by FlyVidjul (Thu 13th Jul 2023 2:24pm)
  • >paisley shaggers swaggering to platform 15. Does platform 15 go to a sex offenders registry or something? by FlyVidjul (Thu 13th Jul 2023 4:41pm)
  • 36k is the average UK wage. I know this is obviously inflated somewhat due to London, but a couple on an average wage can get a 200k house and it doesn't mean they're particularly well off or "rich". 200k isn't a massive amount for a couple and especially not if they want to have a family. I'm on 46k a year at the moment which might sound like being well off or above average, but as a single person looking for a house, I'm budgeting for only £130k for buying a house. And a 130k house sees me paying over £700 a month for mortgage only with current mortgage rates. by FlyVidjul (Thu 13th Jul 2023 6:48pm)
  • r/NotADragQueen by FlyVidjul (Sat 15th Jul 2023 8:30pm)
  • You should visit the sub. Most of the people preaching about drag queens and the "weirdos twerking in their y fronts in front of children" are the ones getting caught for doing things with children. by FlyVidjul (Sat 15th Jul 2023 8:54pm)
  • Check the sub before blindly downvoting btw :) by FlyVidjul (Sat 15th Jul 2023 9:38pm)
  • I fucking hated working in service industry or anything customer facing. Any time I get annoyed with my current work, I always think back to those days and think "fuck it could be worse, stop moaning". Working in hospitality for most people is fucking hard work and high pressure to get shit right and quick as well. They deserve to be paid well and if it means putting up the prices for stuff then so be it, they do a fucking excellent job and deserve to be fairly compensated. by FlyVidjul (Wed 19th Jul 2023 2:20pm)
  • Aye. lazy cunts should have pulled quadruple duty and repaired the building and caught the vermin leaving droppings in the kitchen as well. by FlyVidjul (Thu 20th Jul 2023 9:20am)
  • Be hilariously ironic seeing folk march in remembrance of hunger strikes in 7XL shirts. by FlyVidjul (Fri 21st Jul 2023 10:46am)
  • Never had anyone ask to borrow my phone tbh. Sounds like somecunts just trying to knock yer phone. Do you look like an easy victim? by FlyVidjul (Sat 22nd Jul 2023 10:20am)
  • They'd have caught me as my bike would have been weighed down with all the jobby in ma pantaloons. by FlyVidjul (Sat 22nd Jul 2023 10:37am)
  • Aye but do you look 10 stone soakin wet or 30 stone bone dry. Either end of the spectrum can make you look like an easy target. by FlyVidjul (Sat 22nd Jul 2023 10:36am)
  • You a goth or summin? Cause goths canny fight tbh. by FlyVidjul (Sat 22nd Jul 2023 11:38am)
  • Were they like "CAN I BORROW YOUR PHONE TO PHONE MY 👀👀 (double wink) BOYFRIEND FOR DEFINITELY NOT 3 FOR 100 👀👀 (second double wink for added subtlety)" by FlyVidjul (Sun 23rd Jul 2023 2:18pm)
  • TBF I quite like the Chillis, not to the point where I'd go see them and have no clue what you mean. Is he a beast or something? by FlyVidjul (Mon 24th Jul 2023 1:03pm)
  • Fucccking hell thats wild. I never knew about anything other than he loved a bit a broon. by FlyVidjul (Mon 24th Jul 2023 3:09pm)
  • BMI is absolute mince. My brother who is a PT and built like a tank is obese according to BMI. by FlyVidjul (Mon 24th Jul 2023 11:49pm)
  • IT infrastructure. 40k basic and 5.5k for being out of hours per year. I do 1 in 4 weeks on call. by FlyVidjul (Wed 26th Jul 2023 11:53am)
  • Glasgow is a great city. Dunno if I'd live anywhere else even if I had a good bit a dough. I say this even as somecunts been stabbed to death in the street no too far from me today. by FlyVidjul (Fri 28th Jul 2023 7:07pm)
  • Red is kebab sauce Pink is pakora sauce Orange is yer da's diarumpus by FlyVidjul (Sun 30th Jul 2023 10:41pm)
  • > the daily ranger ![gif](giphy|26tPoyDhjiJ2g7rEs|downsized) by FlyVidjul (Mon 31st Jul 2023 9:39pm)
  • Thats a fucking atrocious sentence that. by FlyVidjul (Tue 1st Aug 2023 8:13pm)
  • Glasgow Uni ​ \-99 by FlyVidjul (Wed 2nd Aug 2023 9:36am)
  • Just have a chug mate. by FlyVidjul (Wed 2nd Aug 2023 9:40am)
  • I can hear the accent fae here. by FlyVidjul (Wed 2nd Aug 2023 9:50am)
  • Yes, actually. This was actually a high court ruling that passed in December 2008 called "Wully's law". It states that you have to have at least three out of the five criteria to become an accredited bouncer in the UK ​ \- Extreme volatility \- Napoleon syndrome \- Emotional maturity of an average 12 year old. (See getting raging when called gay) \- Game as fuck (as long as the customer is smaller than you or you have 4 of your pals backing you up) \- Penis of 4.5 inches or less by FlyVidjul (Wed 2nd Aug 2023 12:02pm)
  • Apart from Rightmove and Zoopla, anyone have any good suggestions on where to look for property? I'm looking to buy in Cambuslang/Burnside/Rutherglen area roughly and am not getting many results, well, results that aren't fucking extortionate anyway. by FlyVidjul (Wed 2nd Aug 2023 12:22pm)
  • Erect. But some bouncers are sociopaths that do hummingbirds and can go from flaccid to erect at a moment's notice. by FlyVidjul (Wed 2nd Aug 2023 12:38pm)
  • Cheers for the heads up mate :) I checked Savills haha yer spot on too rich for my blood! by FlyVidjul (Wed 2nd Aug 2023 12:37pm)
  • Aye its Westminster that makes Glasweigans clatty bastards 😂 by FlyVidjul (Thu 3rd Aug 2023 10:19am)
  • Partly yes. We're a city of manky, littering cunts that don't give a fuck about our surroundings. The same reason why we can't have anything remotely nice, like glass bus stops. by FlyVidjul (Thu 3rd Aug 2023 10:31am)
  • Aye. It is. So maybe if we stopped having feral, destructive and manky cunts, we would be able to. by FlyVidjul (Thu 3rd Aug 2023 11:19am)
  • If you're not bothered about what car you have want something economical and LEZ compliant, I'd recommend something along the lines of a Hyundai i10, Kia Picanto. Depends if you want to buy it outright or get it on hire purchase from a dealer and pay it up over a few years. You can get them fairly cheap now and if you know the reg, you can check to see if they're LEZ compliant. Replies on here are a riddy btw. Some people don't want to get a bus or it isn't practical. The reason I started driving was because when I finished work on a Sunday morning, it took me 3 hours to get home on a journey that's a 15 minute drive on the motorway and A roads. We get it, cars bad, bikes good. I can also get to places in the countryside without having to plan a fucking itinerary for the absolute diarumpus public transport system that Glasgow has, so get it thoroughly roon ye and enjoy the loser cruiser. by FlyVidjul (Fri 4th Aug 2023 11:22am)
  • Private parking fines are a sham. If it's only one, ignore it. They'll continue to send you threatening letters, but they won't do fuck all about it. by FlyVidjul (Fri 4th Aug 2023 11:31am)
  • Ye know Scottish people can be British Asians anaw. by FlyVidjul (Fri 4th Aug 2023 10:30pm)
  • Nae bother Randall. by FlyVidjul (Sun 6th Aug 2023 3:18pm)
  • Quixotism: A thread by FlyVidjul (Sun 6th Aug 2023 10:26pm)
  • Always wondered what this was for. Used to go to some places in Sma' shot lane. Cheers! by FlyVidjul (Mon 7th Aug 2023 9:07am)
  • THE SIGN IS FINE YOU ARE CLEARLY A MOTORIST WITH A CHIP ON THEIR SHOULDER. COMMENCE THE DOWNVOTES, MY VELOBROS. by FlyVidjul (Mon 7th Aug 2023 12:10pm)
  • Hiya mate, I don't have any advice as to a garage I'm afraid. I got my car serviced by someone over at my ex's bit in Renfrew and haven't needed an MOT since we broke up so that's a bridge I need to cross as well, but the only advice I'll give is, don't go to a chain to get an MOT or a service. Kwik Fit, Halfords, Arnold Clark will all rip the utter cunt. by FlyVidjul (Mon 7th Aug 2023 4:53pm)
  • This is actually no even the worst I've seen. I google mapped a mortgage place I'm going to go to near Partick and the street outside has a burst bin bag with the shit strewn everywhere. Mankies gonna mank. by FlyVidjul (Mon 7th Aug 2023 4:51pm)
  • Phoning the clenny in a rage on his big massive mobile that's the size of a brick. by FlyVidjul (Mon 7th Aug 2023 4:49pm)
  • >Elderly? Using a pram? Disabled? Why don't they just use bikes, like this sub loves to suggest? by FlyVidjul (Tue 8th Aug 2023 12:28pm)
  • Went to Hamburg in 2017 and was amazed at how much like Glasgow the general vibe and some of the architecture is. Ran like absolute clockwork and got around with ease, and for fairly cheap as well. by FlyVidjul (Tue 8th Aug 2023 12:30pm)
  • Use a bike by FlyVidjul (Tue 8th Aug 2023 5:02pm)
  • If we excluded companies that were owned by wanks, we'd drink in one pub and eat in one half of a restaurant, most likely. by FlyVidjul (Tue 8th Aug 2023 10:19pm)
  • Its aw the shite patter gathering as we close in on term time by FlyVidjul (Wed 9th Aug 2023 4:36pm)
  • Used to work on a building site with him. I remember going to the portaloo to take a shite and found him about 15 minutes later in taking wee nibbles aff ma jobby. Something about him just said he was a creep, dunno what it was. by FlyVidjul (Thu 10th Aug 2023 12:54pm)
  • To be fair, you're asking where to buy some tat, and excluding tat shops. Nobody makes high quality, non cringey "MA BABY WEARS A KILT AND TOSSES TINY CABERS" bibs. by FlyVidjul (Fri 11th Aug 2023 10:38am)
  • People are allowed to tell them to fuck up anaw. by FlyVidjul (Fri 11th Aug 2023 12:24pm)
  • Fireworks scaring a pet. Who's got that for August's edition of r/Glasgow ???? by FlyVidjul (Fri 11th Aug 2023 12:23pm)
  • Cause babies are smart enough to no care where they fell oot the fanny. by FlyVidjul (Fri 11th Aug 2023 3:01pm)
  • Guy's opinion here, but I honestly think this is a gap in the market. I understand why a lot of women don't want to lift at a mixed gym, and most women's only gyms or women's only sections seem to be created by men or people that think women's exercises is either treadmill, spin or only need 2kg dumbbells. by FlyVidjul (Fri 11th Aug 2023 5:39pm)
  • Folks, cmon man. It's obvious. Gie them a bye. by FlyVidjul (Fri 11th Aug 2023 5:37pm)
  • >what about the thing you push while you run? Prowler sled if I think it's what you're talking about. Brutal workout but so good. by FlyVidjul (Fri 11th Aug 2023 5:40pm)
  • ![gif](giphy|G4ZNYMQVMH6us) I thought the drug deaths, knife crime and general poor standard of living would have been ruining it but nah, it's me, cause am no really a nationalist. by FlyVidjul (Fri 11th Aug 2023 5:55pm)
  • Am away to the gym on a Sat morning before a chill day of spending time with ma nephew and seeing my mate whos wife and kid are away for the night. As far as Saturdays go this ones pretty happy! by FlyVidjul (Sat 12th Aug 2023 10:07am)
  • No really affected me personally but a lad was hacked to death and a video shared of him about 5 mins from me the other week. Quite sad. Lad was only 21 as well. by FlyVidjul (Sat 12th Aug 2023 12:12pm)
  • Wearing a primark t shirt and a pair a nike air maxes. by FlyVidjul (Sun 13th Aug 2023 12:47pm)
  • IT is anything technical really. I think you're thinking of the difference between infrastructure and development. Our dev teams fall under the IT umbrella. by FlyVidjul (Mon 14th Aug 2023 9:41am)
  • I get what he's saying tbh. Allowing drugs testing at venues is seen as allowing drugs rather than the hard cracking down zero tolerance stuff the conservative government preach. Too many middle class or older people can't see the value in decriminalisation or legalisation. They're under the impression that everycunt will turn into spiceheads overnight. by FlyVidjul (Mon 14th Aug 2023 8:07pm)
  • Nope. Pedestrians have right of way. by FlyVidjul (Tue 15th Aug 2023 6:07pm)
  • Still refer to people as bawhums, very big fan of the patter. Fat ride being another one of my retro favourites. by FlyVidjul (Wed 16th Aug 2023 10:03am)
  • You've actually tried it? I think I'd burst oot laughing if a burd tried to hum on ma sack, man. It'd be hilarious. by FlyVidjul (Wed 16th Aug 2023 10:00am)
  • REMOVED Just..... Find somecunt and say "I'm buying this can you go to the till?" Why the fuck would ye stand like a spare prick at a till for 10 minutes? This is the most socially retarded r/Glasgow shit I've seen in a while hahahah fuck sake man. by FlyVidjul (Thu 17th Aug 2023 11:06am)
  • I'd take a 5 star frog splash if RVD pulled a bucket for me tbh. Wit a lad. by FlyVidjul (Thu 17th Aug 2023 6:37pm)
  • Did my first fingering in here. Pulled oot and had dust on my digits. by FlyVidjul (Thu 17th Aug 2023 6:35pm)
  • Bit personal, you've no even bought the cunt dinner yet. by FlyVidjul (Thu 17th Aug 2023 6:35pm)
  • Live 2 mins from here and this came through as a push notification on my phone with the pic included. Was para for half a second. by FlyVidjul (Thu 17th Aug 2023 8:07pm)
  • The full stretch to Castlemilk drive is horrendous. I only drive as well, it must be like trying to cycle on the fucking moon. by FlyVidjul (Thu 17th Aug 2023 8:11pm)
  • Just go into a normal pool and have a wee pish. by FlyVidjul (Thu 17th Aug 2023 10:03pm)
  • People are misguided in thinking you're putting guilt on the cyclist and that's why yer being downvoted. My mate's da had a really bad cycling injury earlier in the year due to a negligent driver. He wasn't wearing a helmet, injuries eerily similar to OP's missus. For the love of Christ folk, wear a helmet. We know a lot of cyclist/motorist collisions are the fault of the motorist but protect yer noggin man. Yer skull doesn't give a fuck about culpability. by FlyVidjul (Sun 20th Aug 2023 9:44am)
  • It wasn't the impact from a car that made the contact with him. He was knocked off his bike and his head bit the road. Wasn't a high speed collision. Cycling can be dangerous but man, just wear a helmet. I'd much rather my head in a helmet smacking the road than my skull, although with the size of my heed, there'd probably be more damage to the road than to my napper. by FlyVidjul (Sun 20th Aug 2023 12:08pm)
  • NICE TRY MR. LAN D. LORD. by FlyVidjul (Tue 22nd Aug 2023 2:40pm)
  • Was he studying at a different school, with all the other burds he nipped from yer grannys bit, on holiday? by FlyVidjul (Tue 22nd Aug 2023 5:56pm)
  • Don't think calling their own player a "dirty jew" is anti-zionism mate. You can wholeheartedly disagree with apartheid Israeli government and find it abhorrent without being anti semitic. My grandparents were jewish refugees in WW2 so have a wee bit of a dog in the fight. Don't have a problem with the waving of the Palestinian flag but as with most people on both sides of the old firm who rabbit on about the troubles in Northern Ireland and issues between Israelis and Palestinians, they have next to zero fucking clue what they're talking about, and don't appreciate how complex the situation is. by FlyVidjul (Fri 25th Aug 2023 12:50pm)
  • On the whole, I've found antisemitism is quite rare in Glasgow. Not jewish myself, though. Rarity is probably in part due to there not being a lot of overtly visible jewish people in Glasgow. Rarely ever see folk cutting about in full kittel or bekishe. There is some vague antisemitism that comes from a very small portion of Celtic fans, and I stress it's a tiny portion. The type of misguided people that see Judaism and Zionism as the same thing. by FlyVidjul (Fri 25th Aug 2023 12:57pm)
  • Not sure if there are any other sources, but someone being called a "dirty jew" is pretty tame when it comes to online abuse in the last few years, if we're being honest. I'm probably certain he's been called worse. Same for any black players that play for either side of the divide. by FlyVidjul (Fri 25th Aug 2023 1:07pm)
  • What? You condone anti semitism? by FlyVidjul (Fri 25th Aug 2023 1:12pm)
  • I believe he has tbh. I understand your concerns about the source though. by FlyVidjul (Fri 25th Aug 2023 1:22pm)
  • I was going to say no clue why you're being downvoted, but I probably have some idea why. by FlyVidjul (Fri 25th Aug 2023 1:32pm)
  • Some of the downvotes in this thread are pretty telling. by FlyVidjul (Fri 25th Aug 2023 1:44pm)
  • Fair doos. Do these count? https://preview.redd.it/7o68xdh3m9kb1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4e43a7cf92ad1efceed1bf74ec4a25461e4da94 by FlyVidjul (Fri 25th Aug 2023 3:17pm)
  • https://preview.redd.it/4b705tbml9kb1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63000b5e58c5d3a783d60359d9c0ae59b9945eda by FlyVidjul (Fri 25th Aug 2023 3:14pm)
  • Ah cool. He only got half the antisemitic abuse. 😂😂 The bad faith takes and downvotes in this thread are laughable. by FlyVidjul (Fri 25th Aug 2023 3:29pm)
  • From the player himself. He got some shocking antisemitic abuse. As I say, there are some good, level headed posts in this thread that are downvoted to oblivion. I think people see their side getting embarrassed and downvote the shit, hoping to hide it. Also reiterating that you can be anti zionism and anti apartheid Israel without being anti semitic. Dead easy to separate politics , people with abhorrent personal opinions and ethnoreligious groups. Not all jews are sectarian zionists. https://preview.redd.it/84rd3i71o9kb1.jpeg?width=330&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=739b546eb653406342fe6c1df3ed9024db4abe08 by FlyVidjul (Fri 25th Aug 2023 3:28pm)
  • He was. The other guy you were speaking to posted tweets and you've elected to ignore them and continued to focus on questioning any validity to the claims of antisemitism instead. The subsequent reply with the tweets have been absolutely downvoted to fuck as well. by FlyVidjul (Fri 25th Aug 2023 3:32pm)
  • You'll be sound unless its the size of Flava Flav's clock. My dad wears my granda's star of david pendant, even though we're all atheist. by FlyVidjul (Fri 25th Aug 2023 3:43pm)
  • Sound. Its a mossad psyop mate. Enjoy yer night 👍 by FlyVidjul (Fri 25th Aug 2023 6:00pm)
  • How does one linger in a non creepy way? by FlyVidjul (Fri 25th Aug 2023 9:18pm)
  • This is fucking excellent copypasta by FlyVidjul (Fri 25th Aug 2023 10:36pm)
  • MNBJJ or Ronin. Marcos and Giles are both excellent. by FlyVidjul (Mon 28th Aug 2023 10:15pm)
  • r/YourJokeButWorse by FlyVidjul (Tue 29th Aug 2023 2:03pm)
  • A lot of chemists do them. I used a good few when I was draining my lugs. by FlyVidjul (Tue 29th Aug 2023 2:46pm)
  • I mind being a wee guy and going into RS McColl at lunchtime in school. I used to run right over after school lunch and tie off behind the shop then batter in and thieve mars bars. Then I moonwalked out the shop giving that guy behind the counter the finger. by FlyVidjul (Thu 31st Aug 2023 6:56pm)
  • Hearts xx by FlyVidjul (Fri 1st Sep 2023 5:54pm)
  • How come they're aw fat cunts then? by FlyVidjul (Tue 5th Sep 2023 12:32pm)
  • >I went to see Iron Maiden there recently then again in Spain in a football stadium shortly after. Just the feel of the whole thing was totally different in Spain. TBF I would go to a gig 100 times at the Hydro before Hampden. by FlyVidjul (Tue 5th Sep 2023 4:36pm)
  • Because people will perpetuate that it's shit because they hear it and like to parrot pish. Same as how tons of people will tell you Tennent's is piss water, despite it being a perfectly serviceable pint. If it's big and popular, people hate it. Especially r/Glasgow frequenters that'll post about how gutted that their favourite £9.72 a coffee place is shutting down even though it's likely muddy water and twice as expensive as a Costa. This sub has a big stawner for being different in any way they can. by FlyVidjul (Tue 5th Sep 2023 4:35pm)
  • I only listen to German industrial music at the venues with the highest quality acoustics with the finest of craft lagers you've never heard of before. ​ ![gif](giphy|2XES2Sbh939Hh3NXvz) by FlyVidjul (Tue 5th Sep 2023 4:51pm)
  • I just don't think you quite get my patter mate, it's no for casuals. You need to have been there from the start. by FlyVidjul (Tue 5th Sep 2023 5:09pm)
  • I'm spot on, though. And the people that get annoyed with it see themselves in it. by FlyVidjul (Tue 5th Sep 2023 8:43pm)
  • Haha you are raging ma mate calm doon. by FlyVidjul (Tue 5th Sep 2023 10:54pm)
  • Dont be embarrassed at all mate. Its normal to feel isolated at times. I felt a bit isolated after a breakup this year despite having a great group of mates. Its hard to admit sometimes, especially as a guy. BJJ is fantastic for a sense of community. I still speak to people I trained with 10 years ago. Almost everyone I met was just sound as fuck and was there to help when you needed it. Was a proper sense of brotherhood/sisterhood with all the guys and ladies that trained there. Also a cracking way to get/stay fit and learn a useful skill! by FlyVidjul (Thu 7th Sep 2023 11:03am)
  • Glaikit has always meant stupid to me. by FlyVidjul (Thu 7th Sep 2023 11:11am)
  • Yeah it's a good wage in comparison to other IT jobs, dependant on what you're doing. If you want to buy a house that isn't a shit tip though, it'll eat in to a good chunk of your wages, with the current interest rates. A 130k house is coming in at near £800 a month in a mortgage and 130k doesn't get you a huge amount atm. £40k in 2023 is a lot less than £40k was in 2019. Especially as a single person. by FlyVidjul (Sun 10th Sep 2023 2:10pm)
  • You don't need to be a big business to know to not be a cunt. by FlyVidjul (Mon 11th Sep 2023 4:35pm)
  • I've been looking for about 5 months now and still waiting on that bubble popping :( by FlyVidjul (Mon 11th Sep 2023 5:14pm)
  • >To my mind That's the only place that definition is right mate. Expat is anyone that lives outside their own country. by FlyVidjul (Wed 13th Sep 2023 11:13am)
  • Much like anywhere, you'll get the odd arsehole. Glasgow is generally a decent place for POC, especially younger generations that give less of a fuck about yer skin pigmentation. As long as you're sound, you'll be fine. by FlyVidjul (Wed 13th Sep 2023 11:15am)
  • Work is immaterial to the definition? https://preview.redd.it/5jxn5b9c30ob1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60edf24a9db3b986f089ee468e44e6e240cd3f56 by FlyVidjul (Wed 13th Sep 2023 11:32am)
  • The permanence/impermanence is also immaterial to the definition of the word though. by FlyVidjul (Wed 13th Sep 2023 11:41am)
  • You're arguing wi the dictionary here mate. by FlyVidjul (Wed 13th Sep 2023 12:13pm)
  • Sheamus must be hard up man. by FlyVidjul (Thu 14th Sep 2023 12:21pm)
  • Just got rid of it at the weekend just passed. Was in Wembley the week before for a wrestling show though with a ton of people so wasnt surprised I picked it up. Triple vaxxed here as well. Still got a niggling cough though. by FlyVidjul (Fri 15th Sep 2023 1:13pm)
  • As someone that's had covid before and after the vaccine, I'd much much much rather have it after. First time floored me for a week. Coughing to the point where I'd lost my voice and couldn't sleep due to the coughing. Felt fucking honking and feverish for a good few days. Now its like a bit of a shite cold with a bit of a cough and my last jab was close to a year ago. Had covid about 4 times as my ex missus didn't stay with me and had our own bubbles. by FlyVidjul (Fri 15th Sep 2023 3:59pm)
  • True. Then we can make the transition into throwing gays off roofs and killing journalists we don't like as well. Fuck me, man. I wouldn't want junkies hanging about where I live, but saying to kill them or jail them for 15 years for jagging up screams somecunt thats lived a very comfortable and sheltered life. by FlyVidjul (Tue 19th Sep 2023 9:21am)
  • This got a chuckle oot me. Well in. by FlyVidjul (Tue 19th Sep 2023 1:47pm)
  • Murdering journalists isn't either mate but I'm sure Jamal Khashoggi's family will be comforted that it isn't official policy to murder journalists. by FlyVidjul (Tue 19th Sep 2023 2:18pm)
  • >Not sure what it’s got to do with this discussion. " If you want to reduce consumption and deaths you look to Singapore or Saudi Arabia. caught with heroine? Death. " We shouldn't be looking to countries with appalling track records with human rights to figure out what to do with addicts. by FlyVidjul (Tue 19th Sep 2023 2:23pm)
  • TBF, my conscience would benefit for knowing that people won't be executed or receive life changing jail sentences for taking drugs or offending in minor crimes to facilitate the buying of the drugs. Draconian laws aren't the answer. by FlyVidjul (Tue 19th Sep 2023 2:28pm)
  • These are all stories of you just taking doings man haha by FlyVidjul (Tue 19th Sep 2023 5:46pm)
  • I worked for Response/Hero for Sky retentions for a year. I aged about 10 years in that one year. by FlyVidjul (Thu 21st Sep 2023 6:20pm)
  • What a perfectly cromulent suggestion. by FlyVidjul (Thu 21st Sep 2023 8:36pm)
  • Hahaahahahha nae bother last Samurai by FlyVidjul (Fri 22nd Sep 2023 9:47pm)
  • >Another friend got a three bed terraced house a few months ago for £147k with a mortgage of £435 He must've had a fucking whopper of a deposit then. Current rates for £147k house with a 10% deposit are a good bit over £800. by FlyVidjul (Sat 23rd Sep 2023 10:42am)
  • It was a last minute addition and it's his nephew haha. What a Mark Corrigan parody you are haha. by FlyVidjul (Sat 23rd Sep 2023 10:49am)
  • Aye to be fair, it's a bit disingenuous saying ye can get a 147k house for a mortgage of £435 haha. Big asterisk on that as you'd need to have roughly an £70,000 to £80,000 of a deposit with current rates to get that. My arse is only sore cause I've just bought a house for £140k with a 10% deposit and I'm due to be over £800 a month. by FlyVidjul (Sat 23rd Sep 2023 11:40am)
  • THE KURTA MY FATHER WORE by FlyVidjul (Sat 23rd Sep 2023 4:28pm)
  • It is mate, very high. by FlyVidjul (Sun 24th Sep 2023 3:42pm)
  • Cunt got a dig of his bike for a day and paid for it. Hahahahahaha. What an absolute fucking pushover of a guy man. by FlyVidjul (Sun 24th Sep 2023 4:05pm)
  • Guys deleted the comments, did he bite? Hahahaha by FlyVidjul (Sun 24th Sep 2023 4:30pm)
  • [:)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_parody) by FlyVidjul (Sun 24th Sep 2023 7:37pm)
  • Tbf even a loaf has the sense to not listen to something they don't want to. by FlyVidjul (Mon 25th Sep 2023 4:04pm)
  • You are 100% from the west end man. by FlyVidjul (Mon 25th Sep 2023 4:04pm)
  • Are they...... barkin? by FlyVidjul (Tue 26th Sep 2023 11:28am)
  • What about 2 men? With vans. Men with ven? by FlyVidjul (Tue 26th Sep 2023 11:30am)
  • You're a good egg m8. Hope you get sorted OP. by FlyVidjul (Tue 26th Sep 2023 11:39am)
  • THAT'S INSANE! by FlyVidjul (Tue 26th Sep 2023 12:48pm)
  • One of ma absolute best trips abroad was a freezing cold Budapest in February. by FlyVidjul (Wed 27th Sep 2023 5:17pm)
  • Normally a gaf with my missus mates for the last nearly 10 years but we split up this year so probably a chug then ma kip. by FlyVidjul (Wed 27th Sep 2023 7:16pm)
  • Tbf its probably no patter. by FlyVidjul (Wed 27th Sep 2023 7:29pm)
  • Nah ill still go to their mates house Ill just chug and kip there. by FlyVidjul (Wed 27th Sep 2023 8:30pm)
  • https://preview.redd.it/2zm5uj6mpuqb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5eed759fac869be4286fdcfafe5f6abc8dcf33e by FlyVidjul (Wed 27th Sep 2023 8:39pm)
  • The north of Glasgow would take the other 3, I reckon. They'd have a tougher time in the east end but the west will crumble like doing a diahorrea wipe with 1 ply bog roll and the south won't be far behind them after a peace bribery of 900 bags of quinoa and 300 casks of craft beer are declined and taken aff them and subsequently will see all their jaws tanned in equal measure. by FlyVidjul (Thu 28th Sep 2023 12:14pm)
  • Haha youuuuu clatty auld bastirttttt by FlyVidjul (Fri 29th Sep 2023 10:18pm)
  • You should give that a try if you can't find a "massage" ma man by FlyVidjul (Fri 29th Sep 2023 10:41pm)
  • Brooklyn Cafe and Roastit Bubbly Jocks both do decent fry ups tbh by FlyVidjul (Sat 30th Sep 2023 10:24am)
  • This is 100% either a landlord or a council. by FlyVidjul (Thu 5th Oct 2023 7:57pm)
  • Edit: Nvm just saw you hired this guy. Aye, I'd be sending him these pictures and demanding the work gets done right or you get your dough back. That is painting that I'd be capable of. by FlyVidjul (Thu 5th Oct 2023 8:13pm)
  • He was a rat that took get smarter pills and stopped getting electrocuted with charged cheese. by FlyVidjul (Sat 7th Oct 2023 10:40pm)
  • You must excuse me. I've grown quite whearehhhh by FlyVidjul (Sun 8th Oct 2023 11:55am)
  • You cracked the case, Detective. by FlyVidjul (Sun 8th Oct 2023 5:28pm)
  • I quite like Kai Xin and Canton by FlyVidjul (Mon 9th Oct 2023 9:50am)
  • "Nuance be damned, my da's a season ticket at Parkhead and he said to me Hamas are the IRA and Israel are the Brits and that's aw I need to know" - 90% of the people attending this. by FlyVidjul (Mon 9th Oct 2023 12:39pm)
  • Offers over is normally a few grand below MV, so set your expectations that you'll need to offer a few grand over market value, depending on price. I just bought a house in Rutherglen for 140k. MV was 140k which I was surprised about. The offers over on Rightmove was 125k. I had bid on a house in Cathkin a couple months back for £122k. MV was 120k and Offers over was £115k. I was outbid on that one with my solicitor saying "A good few grand" over what I'd bid. by FlyVidjul (Tue 10th Oct 2023 6:41pm)
  • Depends what area, but generally, the worst area of Burnside is actually decent. The nicer areas of Burnside are really nice, getting well into the area of unaffordable for normal people. Not too sure about schools not a parent, sorry! But the amenities are quite decent. There's some shops and restaurants on the main street with a normal sized Tesco. Quite close to Rutherglen as well and in close driving distance to Kingsgate. by FlyVidjul (Tue 10th Oct 2023 6:47pm)
  • Yeah Market Value is Home Report value. I just bought mine with home report value of 140k at home report price after being knocked back with a 137k bid. I reckon I was fairly fortunate. by FlyVidjul (Tue 10th Oct 2023 7:51pm)
  • Fuck so far off mate. Raiding a music festival to kill everyone and rape women isn't defending themselves. Most people don't have issue with the Palestinian people, people have an issue with Hamas and the atrocities they've committed. Also, fucking engage yer brain and realise that discussions are nuanced. Condemning Hamas isn't support for the Israeli state. The only losers in this war are the civilians in Palestine and Israel. Quite clear to see the motives behind what your replies are on about here mate. Phone your da and tell him to apologise for filling your head full of Irish troubles romance stories, ya walloper. by FlyVidjul (Wed 11th Oct 2023 8:42pm)
  • >ah god forbid someone says anything positive ab palestinians defending themselves after decades of oppression by FlyVidjul (Wed 11th Oct 2023 8:48pm)
  • Tap floor of the 75 bus run. by FlyVidjul (Sun 15th Oct 2023 1:57pm)
  • Mate your post history is suspect as fuck. You told a guy you don't agree with that he's implying he's the "master race" ffs. Calm doon, stop getting defensive, listen to other peoples point of views before daubing them racists in favour of genocide. People might actually take your point on board if you weren't a foaming at the gub idiot. by FlyVidjul (Sun 15th Oct 2023 2:16pm)
  • 1: I'm no even the guy you asked. 2: Phone yer da and tell him to apologise for filling yer head with troubles romance stories by FlyVidjul (Sun 15th Oct 2023 2:32pm)
  • Enjoy yer night mate. by FlyVidjul (Sun 15th Oct 2023 2:44pm)
  • Somecunt went shopping fur pants and dropped it in their Korma that they stopped for on the way up the road. by FlyVidjul (Sun 15th Oct 2023 2:54pm)
  • Gutting. Hope it still operates how it is tbh. Cold pint glass oot the freezer before the subway is dynamite. by FlyVidjul (Wed 18th Oct 2023 2:47pm)
  • Its no bad at all. Odd arsehole. Bell me if anycunts homophobic and we can tan their jaw together. by FlyVidjul (Fri 20th Oct 2023 6:01pm)
  • Might need this if a keep putting on the beef tbh by FlyVidjul (Fri 20th Oct 2023 6:00pm)
  • Leave her mate. Honestly, it sounds like she's 100% cheating. Sounds like a textbook narcissist and is constantly gaslighting and using you. I got out of an 9 year relationship in April/May this year after finding out my missus was cheating with a work colleague when she got all sorts of flirty texts from him which she was reciprocating and she brought an overnight bag to mine she'd meant to leave in the car as she wasn't staying at mine (obviously his). It was only after I ended it, looking back on the last couple of years I was a fucking idiot not to have done it sooner. She currently owes me over 10 grand from when I loaned her money from when she was unemployed. Stupid thing to do, but aye love does blind you. You can't fix narcissists and people that have personality traits this bad. The gaslighting from your partner sounds like it comes fairly often. Don't put up with that shit mate, no one should. I get that you love her and it can be hard to come to terms with letting go of someone you love, but aye it really sounds like it's needing done here. Been there, albeit to a lesser degree. I'm sorry you had to go through this shite, just know it's no the end of the world and whilst you might love something so much, hanging on can do so much more damage than the fall will do from letting go. Yer no a wimp mate, yer just an unfortunate cunt that's fallen in love with a pretty shitty person. by FlyVidjul (Wed 25th Oct 2023 10:09am)
  • Cunt pishing out the window and "sidewalk" is what I'm outraged with here tbh. by FlyVidjul (Thu 26th Oct 2023 10:43am)
  • Ah yes, the old "cyclists can never be at fault for an accident because cars" argument. by FlyVidjul (Thu 26th Oct 2023 10:47am)
  • So..... if a cyclist is being negligent and smashes into a car that's obeying the rules of the road.... it shouldn't be the cyclist's fault? by FlyVidjul (Thu 26th Oct 2023 11:12am)
  • No one is implying that cyclists are/aren't as negligent as portrayed and I'm fully aware that the implications of being hit by a bike and being hit by a car are far, far different. But are you legitimately telling me that if a cyclist is negligent, lets say for example, batters out without looking at a give way and hits a car, we all know who's coming off worse in that, but are you telling me that it shouldn't be the cyclists fault because they aren't driving a car? No one comes off a winner in this. The cyclist is likely badly injured or killed, and the driver has to live with injuring someone or killing someone completely accidentally and not their fault. I do agree that cyclists should be given a wider berth than cars to account for conditions, but to say that cyclists shouldn't be at fault for negligent riding because they're on a bike is ludicrous to me, man. by FlyVidjul (Thu 26th Oct 2023 11:44am)
  • Punch her cunt in by FlyVidjul (Fri 27th Oct 2023 6:37pm)
  • I feel like a lot of people heard this and started applying it as a personality trait. by FlyVidjul (Fri 27th Oct 2023 6:36pm)
  • Was a fiver when I was a wee guy for a bottle, man. by FlyVidjul (Sat 28th Oct 2023 3:36pm)
  • Clearly cunts fell for this. Well played mate. by FlyVidjul (Sat 4th Nov 2023 9:47am)
  • Aye, was only when refugees started arriving that we started tanning each others jaws in Glesga. by FlyVidjul (Sat 4th Nov 2023 9:46am)
  • For me, I actually don't really eat much steak at all, I get a bit of fat or gristle and I'm done, like a pure wean. Got taken to Alston and Miller and Carter by a work sub contractor a few times and decided to get the fillet, both times were excellent. Miller and Carter's sides were pretty class as well. Onion loaf and pepper sauce was class and the fillet was really well cooked. Got it medium rare. I once went to a place in Barrhead with my ex years ago and she got a fillet and they butterflied it. Needless to say that place is now closed. by FlyVidjul (Sat 4th Nov 2023 10:02am)
  • Do you no leave your house in case a crime happens? Fucking hell mate. by FlyVidjul (Sat 4th Nov 2023 12:10pm)
  • >Anything here is nothing like the stuff you get in Japan / Asia. Who'd a thought the country that invented the dish does them better than Glesga? by FlyVidjul (Sun 5th Nov 2023 12:08pm)
  • I think the general consensus of reading through this thread is that there are a lot of restaurants that do food from X country, but they just don't do it as well. Which is to be expected, seeing as they're the country that invented it and we're halfway across the world from these places, generally with non-natives cooking foods that need to be tailored to our palettes cause as Scottish cunts, anything with a spice level north of a cold totty scone will sear the fucking mooth aff us. by FlyVidjul (Sun 5th Nov 2023 12:11pm)
  • ChatGPT wrote an r/Glasgow thread. by FlyVidjul (Mon 6th Nov 2023 8:38am)
  • Ooft good luck. A friday in December and youve left it til November to book! by FlyVidjul (Mon 6th Nov 2023 9:15am)
  • Recommend MNBJJ and Ronin. Marcos and Giles are spot on. by FlyVidjul (Tue 7th Nov 2023 7:52pm)
  • ATOS are a massive multinational company btw, they do way more than just that. by FlyVidjul (Wed 8th Nov 2023 10:17pm)
  • Amount a cunts pontificating in the thread haha. If we'd avoid taking jobs with companies with questionable morals, we'd all be working in independent piece shops for £3.80 an hour man. Go earn yer money mate. by FlyVidjul (Wed 8th Nov 2023 10:16pm)
  • Hi, This is the polis. Don't dae that. You'll get snibbed. Kind regards, polis by FlyVidjul (Wed 8th Nov 2023 10:34pm)
  • Mate. Cmon to fuck man haha. by FlyVidjul (Fri 10th Nov 2023 6:16pm)
  • "Aye its these fuckin Asians I tell ye pal" "Aye anywhere aboot heres fine mate cheers" by FlyVidjul (Mon 13th Nov 2023 3:42pm)
  • Shared, yer maws gaf xx by FlyVidjul (Mon 13th Nov 2023 5:23pm)
  • Anyone buying know when missives are usually completed in regards to time before moving in? I've bought a house and am due to move in a week today and the missives still haven't been concluded. by FlyVidjul (Fri 17th Nov 2023 11:03am)
  • Check Citizens advice mate, and as someone that's lost a job with no money in the bank before, don't be embarrassed at all. It's shite that this happens, but there's nothing mortifying about needing help. All the best, mate. by FlyVidjul (Tue 5th Dec 2023 8:05am)
  • My maw's maw was my nana. Nan seems a quite English one though. Never heard anyone up here refer to a granny as nan, but definitely nana. by FlyVidjul (Tue 5th Dec 2023 9:08am)
  • Main character syndrome. Social media is just making it 10000x worse. by FlyVidjul (Tue 5th Dec 2023 11:17am)
  • He took the H out of furloughed and added it to Da. by FlyVidjul (Tue 5th Dec 2023 12:29pm)
  • How did he not take an absolute power of doings? by FlyVidjul (Tue 5th Dec 2023 1:05pm)
  • Worked in there as a Christmas temp for a few months when it was Zavvi. Fucking hated the people there man haha. Some rancid nerds wi honking BO trying to fling their authority around cause they were permanent staff. Then it went into administration and I laughed my way home and started working elsewhere within about 3 weeks. Plus working with the general public is absolutely barkin. by FlyVidjul (Thu 7th Dec 2023 7:57am)
  • Depends what you want to do in tech, it's a wide net. I work as a infrastructure/server engineer nowadays but I got into a company called Proact (shite wages, shite shifts, huge staff turnover) in 2013 that got me a decent foot in the door. Moved about a bit for about 5-6 years after that and learned as much as I could. I had an HND from college but never once got asked to present any proof of my college/school qualifications at all. But again, this was about 10 years ago so not sure how relevant that'll be nowadays. by FlyVidjul (Thu 7th Dec 2023 8:26am)
  • Tbf there were a couple of decent folk but the vast majority were barking man. It comes across as a personal attack that wasnt the aim! But aye. Some of them were honking man. The patter was absolutely woeful as well. Sometimes it was sweaty work restocking from a few floors up and down constsntly during the day but fucking hell a shower and deodorant was foreign to these folks. Seems like the natural evolution has been the CeX workers. by FlyVidjul (Thu 7th Dec 2023 8:58am)
  • Similar "If ye smell like a week long untouched oaxter keep swipin LOL" by FlyVidjul (Thu 7th Dec 2023 12:04pm)
  • I just worked wherever was busiest. Mix of ground and first floor till work. To be fair, it was mainly the first floor where the games and DVD bit was that had the stinkers. Other times I'd just be running stuff down from the stock room. I mind skelping the boy wi the tattoos and piercings and pro evo 2008 in the break room up the stair and he proper went in a huff. Was hilarious man. by FlyVidjul (Thu 7th Dec 2023 3:51pm)
  • Hahaha aye I mind her and the other assistant manager lad at the time who seemed to be alright but never had much dealings with them as a temp. There were a few lassies on the ground floor that were dead nice when I started and showed me the ropes and stuff, felt right shite for them when the administration news hit cause we had been punting gift cards up until days prior to the admin announcement and folk were coming in and being abusive as fuck to some of the ground floor staff. The first floor folk were mainly the ones I just couldn't stand, man. Just lads that were far too old to be acting like the wee boys they were and far too long in the tooth not to know how to deodorise properly. by FlyVidjul (Thu 7th Dec 2023 4:50pm)
  • Aye I remember at 20 years old back then when it got put into administration, they ended my temp contract early and offered me a jagerbomb and a was like nah am sound, the fucking shops no open yet and I've got a full shift ahead of me man haha. Wit a riot. If I'm no mistaken did the manager's name start with a J? She strikes me as a person that enjoys a line, but back then I was too young and naive to realise. by FlyVidjul (Thu 7th Dec 2023 8:34pm)