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  • Cut myself on a tin. It's a bastard. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 2nd Mar 2021 1:38pm)
  • Actually, I was crushing it a bit (hand slipped, cut thumb) before I binned it so that it's less likely any animals going through the rubbish will cut themselves. Rubbish collection isn't very good here and I've seen that happen before - a fox cutting its face, probably on a can of Chum. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 3rd Mar 2021 2:44pm)
  • "I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes There's a great big bogey Hingin' oot ma nose." by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 5th Mar 2021 1:47pm)
  • Just read these comments on the Evening Times site from Chief Superintendent Mark Sutherland: "I would remind supporters that in line with current Scottish Government Coronavirus guidelines, all gatherings are currently prohibited and we would urge members of the public to comply with these restrictions." What a walloper. I'd love to blatantly break the law in front of the police and get a response like this instead of any legal repercussions, fucks sake. Ah well, as much as I hate the orange bastards, at least they gave this pandemic an upside - a whole year without having to suffer their walks. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 6th Mar 2021 5:33pm)
  • Yeah, that's a fair enough point. Wasn't saying that the police should take these Rangers fans to task any more than they should anyone else, though I do find them much more unpleasant. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 6th Mar 2021 9:50pm)
  • 'Mon the mice! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 8th Mar 2021 8:23pm)
  • Answered the phone there and it was some guy singing. He was quite good! Complete nonsense though - "balls swinging and the rent is due" is one example of the lyrics. Glaswegian accent. No idea who he was or why he called my number. Queer bloody day so far. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 10th Mar 2021 1:41pm)
  • In Borders I bought art magazines, the odd international newspaper and The Onion. Anyone remember the pretentious graffiti in the men's room? Even the non pretentious graffiti was weird. One time I saw, "are you an Eddy Murphy fan? I'm starting a fan club. Call Gary on 07..." I miss Borders. Great shop, great meeting point. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 10th Mar 2021 2:06pm)
  • Excellent. Thank you. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 10th Mar 2021 4:05pm)
  • Glad I'm a Thistle fan. Some Old Firm fans seem like a bunch or right dicks. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 10th Mar 2021 4:14pm)
  • Shagging. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 15th Mar 2021 3:00pm)
  • I used these guys once for a move of a similar distance and they were superb. Couldn't recommend them more. https://www.greenmoveuk.com by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 16th Mar 2021 1:19pm)
  • Something wrong with your baws by the sound of it, mate. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 17th Mar 2021 1:04pm)
  • Call me a miserable shite if you like, but I don't actually like this weather. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 17th Mar 2021 3:20pm)
  • I've always just preferred rainy weather. I lived abroad for a while and was dying with the hot and sunny weather most of the time. When it rained I'd feel nostalgic and more at peace. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 17th Mar 2021 8:16pm)
  • I said that the football fans were wankers. I'll say now that these selfish fuckers are wankers too. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 17th Mar 2021 8:20pm)
  • Depending on which EU country you're coming from, and how much slack your future boss here is willing to give, I'd hang back for now. Judging by what's going on in most of the EU regarding the rollout of the vaccine and rising cases of the virus, I'd say that things are probably going to get worse there, which could hamper your ability to get here in the first place. Sorry to hear that you're facing all this stress at this time. All the very best and I hope things work out. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 17th Mar 2021 10:52pm)
  • I saw the YouTube video once when it came up on my autoplay, laughed, forgot about it. I think it's about ten seconds long. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 17th Mar 2021 11:04pm)
  • Nah, I much prefer winter. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 18th Mar 2021 2:34pm)
  • No, because people are having to self isolate due to coming into contact with people who had the virus there. News reports stated police officers specifically. This came as no surprise to me. Their behaviour was illegal and completely unacceptable. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 21st Mar 2021 6:01pm)
  • Fantastic shop. Been going there for years and now that I can't due to covid restrictions I miss it terribly. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 21st Mar 2021 6:08pm)
  • Anyone remember Mr Chan's noodles? They came in quite a wide pot. The Farmfoods by Cowcaddens used to sell them. This was maybe twenty years ago, but i remember them being great. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 21st Mar 2021 6:11pm)
  • Yeah, wish I got praised for not acting like a complete and utter fanny. Let's get medals for breathing too. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 21st Mar 2021 10:57pm)
  • And you're a whinging bellend about people whinging (quite rightly) about unnecessary fireworks. See if you can see the difference. Just because a football team played today doesn't mean that those of us who couldn't give a fuck should have to suffer the shite from those who do. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 21st Mar 2021 11:05pm)
  • I won't waste my time arguing with such nonsense. Good luck, and please keep away from those of us with any semblance of scientific sense. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 12:25am)
  • Merchant City Music are nice folks who do a good job. GuitarGuitar fixed my acoustic output too and did a great job. The guy was a bit of a dick but the work was top notch. If it's not too big of a problem, any shop should be able to sort you out. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 25th Mar 2021 10:25pm)
  • Damn right. I hate it when they get rid of decent crisps. Just found out that they've stopped making Brannigans too. Fair enough, they weren't as good as they used to be, but for fuck's sake man. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 26th Mar 2021 5:14pm)
  • Lovely weather today. Shame it's not a bit colder. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 29th Mar 2021 12:31pm)
  • Put old fish through his letterbox. Or cat shit on his door knob. Or blast out something like Agoraphobic Nosebleed whenever he puts his radio on. I hope he's not listening to anything shite. Good luck, Chalmers. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 31st Mar 2021 1:42pm)
  • Looks like shite now. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 31st Mar 2021 1:49pm)
  • Green Move Removals are brilliant. I can't recommend them enough. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 2nd Apr 2021 1:18pm)
  • Wankers. Vile filth. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 2nd Apr 2021 6:13pm)
  • I would call the cops. I've experienced similar problems with neighbours and let them get away with it, wishing I hadn't. Covid is no joke and it seems that these bastards need taught a lesson. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 2nd Apr 2021 9:29pm)
  • I miss my friends. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 3rd Apr 2021 7:49pm)
  • Happy birthday! Hope you have as great a day as you can. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 4th Apr 2021 5:15pm)
  • Calling The Digger might be better. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 7th Apr 2021 1:38pm)
  • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EVSsh546D_k Yep, that's the one. There's a documentary about it here. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 7th Apr 2021 3:11pm)
  • They print a great deal of made up shit. Telling them a more interesting made up story about the guy might draw some attention. It sounds like he's the kind of guy who has already been in The Digger, or will be soon at least. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 7th Apr 2021 6:02pm)
  • I remember reading an interview with Nick Clegg years ago where he said the same thing. Must be a vile walloper trait. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 8th Apr 2021 2:32pm)
  • What are you, a fucking seagull? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 9th Apr 2021 5:39pm)
  • Yes, absolutely atrocious. I have no recycling collections whatsoever. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 9th Apr 2021 6:09pm)
  • Must be nice to be able to shite on people. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 9th Apr 2021 6:07pm)
  • Not Ovo. They're a bunch of charlatans. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 9th Apr 2021 7:07pm)
  • Like bartenders? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 10th Apr 2021 2:31pm)
  • I used to love recycling bottles, drunk, at 2am. To be fair though, the bin was at the bottom of my street and the house next to it contained a complete cunt. Maybe another one or two houses heard it, but they were much further away, so any noise would have been minimal for them. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 10th Apr 2021 4:24pm)
  • I hope it wasn't anything to do with that walloper who was making the idiotic youtube/Facebook videos a while back. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 10th Apr 2021 10:46pm)
  • Charles could always change his name to William and reign as King William. He'll probably keep Charles though. However, it's my hope that he dies before the Queen because that would be fucking hilarious. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 11th Apr 2021 2:57pm)
  • Try not to be nervous. It's great that you're getting it and any side effects should pass quickly. For me it was a headache, feeling exhausted, mildly feverish. This came on the next day, about twelve hours or so after receiving the vaccine. The side effects lasted most of the day, except the mild fever which went away after a couple of hours. Take paracetamol before and during the next day and that should help. And take things easy if you can. My arm was sore for a couple of days, but nothing major. The shot itself was completely painless, and I'm deathly scared of needles! Good luck with it, hope it goes easy for you! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 11th Apr 2021 3:05pm)
  • I have an item I really need this week being delivered tomorrow by Hermes. I'm nervous it won't arrive. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 12th Apr 2021 3:55pm)
  • If its red wine you like, decant into a Coca Cola bottle. It's dark enough to look like coke without close inspection, just in case the cops give you hassle for drinking outside. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 12th Apr 2021 4:04pm)
  • I'm a pedestrian. I try to be courteous if I see a courier on a bike or whatever. If a courier is delivering to me I'll be as nice as possible. I've had friends do the job and they told some nightmarish stories from time to time, which surprised me at first. I think there's a kind of faux culture war kind of thing going on between drivers and cyclists (I'd say it's instigated more from the drivers, but just an observation. ) Don't let the wankers grind you down. You guys have been lifesavers during this pandemic, and more people should recognise the good work you do. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 12th Apr 2021 7:58pm)
  • I was walking down a quiet street today and saw a man (not a courier) pishing openly in the middle of it, shouting nonsense, almost towards the sky. I'd have preferred him pishing in a close to be honest. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 12th Apr 2021 8:35pm)
  • If you want to play regularly it's worth learning to tune it yourself - changing strings, etc. too. YouTube can help you. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 12th Apr 2021 8:43pm)
  • The first hour of waiting for my package (I really need it) from Hermes and I've already been fucked about by them. Wish me luck... by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 13th Apr 2021 8:40am)
  • Yeah, that'll help. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 13th Apr 2021 8:47am)
  • I've been told to expect it 8am-8pm. I didn't think they'd deliver this early, but didn't want chance it, ha. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 13th Apr 2021 9:22am)
  • There's a very good antique clock restorer at Otago Lane in the west end. I'm not sure if he repairs watches, but it might be worth a shot. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 14th Apr 2021 1:06pm)
  • Paracetamol or cocodamol should help. I felt the same, but it passes in a few hours, maybe a day. Hope you feel better! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 14th Apr 2021 3:36pm)
  • Morton's rolls are the bollocks. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 14th Apr 2021 3:48pm)
  • Bobby Gillespie has a book coming out soon. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 14th Apr 2021 10:16pm)
  • Jesus, has anyone seen the videos of these idiots? Sheer nuttery. Quite painful to witness this level of utter stupidity. And then Alex Cairney popped up (of course.) by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 15th Apr 2021 4:15pm)
  • Could be drunken kleptomaniacs. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 16th Apr 2021 4:47pm)
  • TalkTalk in my experience have abysmal customer service. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 16th Apr 2021 4:50pm)
  • That Party Election Broadcast from the Scottish Family Party tonight was creepy as hell. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 16th Apr 2021 6:59pm)
  • "Jesus Christ." I don't think they'd see that kind of language as appropriate. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 16th Apr 2021 9:15pm)
  • There are some pricks there. I once got pulled up for eating pizza there, when the park was empty (no idea why either - maybe about litter, but I fully intended to put my rubbish in the bin, which I did.). After a few minutes of garbage I told him to fuck off and keep voting Tory. Thankfully he left. I'm not recommending the foul mouthed approach, but if you've been respectful enough of their bullshit and they still act like they own the place, fuck them - go for it. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 17th Apr 2021 10:05pm)
  • Perhaps all of the pissed off dogs around will revolt and bite their baws next time. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 18th Apr 2021 6:22pm)
  • Yes, for now. However, there are new variants emerging which are potentially resistant to vaccines and more easily spread. This could become a problem by November. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 19th Apr 2021 1:37pm)
  • I once saw a cow's head in it. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 19th Apr 2021 1:42pm)
  • Just had a pack of Discos salt and vinegar for the first time since I was a wee man. Jesus Christ! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 19th Apr 2021 6:12pm)
  • Nah. They didn't seem as dusty as they used to be. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 19th Apr 2021 9:47pm)
  • Something tells me they're the workshy kind of people. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 20th Apr 2021 12:44pm)
  • He's an utter fanny. I hope he gets done for tax dodging. I wonder how he managed to get a licence? Or does he view that as optional too? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 20th Apr 2021 12:41pm)
  • Yes, this! It's an awesome podcast. I saw the one with David Proval recently which led me to the great movie he starred in, Nunzio (also on YouTube. ) by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 20th Apr 2021 12:48pm)
  • You need to register with environmental health and obtain a food safety licence and a food hygiene certificate I think. I'm not 100% sure though. In any case, I severely doubt this walloper will go by the book. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 20th Apr 2021 2:25pm)
  • Just checked out his Facebook page out of curiosity. Nothing about the cafe, BUT HE WRITES POEMS! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 20th Apr 2021 3:06pm)
  • Is she an idiot too? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 20th Apr 2021 8:20pm)
  • It might be this one, but at a glance all of the comments are positive (except the ones moaning about there being too many cafes.) https://m.facebook.com/groups/battlefieldcommunity/ by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 20th Apr 2021 8:27pm)
  • Why? Does he have sinister operatives in the Battlefield Community Facebook page? Is he behind it? Is it a front for something nefarious? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 20th Apr 2021 9:18pm)
  • There's a trio of drunken rockets arguing below my living room window, the loudest and fattest of whom just revealed her arse for some reason. Jesus, I wish I could unsee that. The disagreement seems to be about a valium deal gone wrong. Summer is a-coming in... by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 21st Apr 2021 3:22pm)
  • Haven't had enough beer yet today in order to fill a bucket. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 21st Apr 2021 5:23pm)
  • Agree with most of the posts here (your neighbour seems like a walloper, check deed with landlord, keep on drying your clothes there, etc.) Just curious though, is there any danger of your clothes blowing off the balcony and landing on your neighbour's balcony? If so, they may have had to deal with this in the past and that's why they're being a dick about it. It happened to me once - shat myself when my upstairs neighbour's manky rug flew down, smacked off my windows and landed on my balcony. He had flooded his house a few days before and was drying it on his balcony. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 22nd Apr 2021 1:58pm)
  • I, for one, enjoy a bout of random shouting. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 2:53pm)
  • I've been rewatching it so much recently I've decided to make ziti today from all the clues regarding the recipe scattered throughout the show. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 2:58pm)
  • Awesome. This'll be class as fuck, man. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 2:54pm)
  • They're hard to find, and in my experience shops stock them intermittently. The only international one I've consistently found was The New York Times International Edition (save for Chinese newspapers in Chinese shops, etc.) You're more likely to find them, if they're at all available, near the city centre train and bus stations. Might be worth checking out university libraries or the Mitchell Library and asking the staff if you don't find it there. I was always partial to Die Zeit and Frankfurter Allgemeine, but the only place I've found them in Scotland was an international newsagents in Edinburgh. Sorry I can't be of more help. Good luck! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 25th Apr 2021 2:07pm)
  • Dump it where one is needed. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 25th Apr 2021 9:29pm)
  • Ignore shite like this. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 25th Apr 2021 9:37pm)
  • I wasn't defending anything. It seems you're quite obsessed. Perhaps you should find a hobby. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 26th Apr 2021 3:29pm)
  • I saw a few that looked brutal too. I actually prefer this weather to the bright sunshine, but I feel sorry for those poor buggers having to deal with this as soon as they were able to get a pint. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 27th Apr 2021 9:34am)
  • Yes, I'm a musician. I think. This past year has made me somewhat unsure, ha. If you're into funk and blues, check out local band Heavy Mama. Once gigs get going, they're good to be on a bill with. Does anyone remember the funk band Flo and the Kicks from about ten years ago? Awesome band. We need more blues and funk here. Good luck, man! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 27th Apr 2021 10:17am)
  • I've got tinnitus (loud gigs) and my doctor told me there's probably not anything that would help. But it is treatable in many cases. Good luck with it! Living in a city is definitely better than living somewhere quieter with this condition. Read this Guardian article recently, which was interesting: https://www.theguardian.com/music/2021/apr/23/musicians-hearing-loss-sound-of-metal by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 27th Apr 2021 3:16pm)
  • Shame a lot of the shops have closed down. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 28th Apr 2021 11:34am)
  • Max's on Queen St. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 29th Apr 2021 1:49am)
  • Wouldn't surprise me. GCC are corrupt cunts (no matter who is in charge) and they've been fucking with the businesses on High Street for years. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 29th Apr 2021 4:35pm)
  • It's a special fish because it's breaded, not battered, before its fried. It should be the same haddock as you'll get in the regular fish supper. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 29th Apr 2021 7:28pm)
  • I was a student at Strathclyde Uni about ten years ago. The night before my exam I went out drinking (I was pretty confident about the exam) and we ended up at Best Kebab about four or five in the morning. I made the exam on time a few hours later, but I spewed a bit over my paper. They thought I was legitimately ill, rather than just suffering the expected after effects of Best Kebab , and adjusted my grade. Best Kebab is shite. It's all wrong. How is it still there? It blasts weird music at all hours through the tunnel. It poisons people. They get into fistfights with their customers. They even had a bomb in their toilet once. For fuck's sake, where's the sanity? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 30th Apr 2021 1:03am)
  • Made my night, thank you. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 30th Apr 2021 1:11am)
  • Pish . by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 30th Apr 2021 1:20am)
  • Recycle. Throw a tupperware party. Keep things in them. Use them as tupperware. Should be fine for microwave cooking. Good for storing pet locusts. Good for storing weed and cigars as a temporary measure. Make a Halloween costume out of them. Use them as plant pots. The lids sometimes make OK frisbees. Collect rainwater in them and sell it on eBay (someone would buy it.) If you have a cat, use them to store catnip. And see all that shite in at least one of your kitchen drawers, chuck it all into them. Yeah, it's a bit pointless, but still tidier. Also, how much fucking tupperware do you have? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 2nd May 2021 12:48am)
  • I thought a steak pie supper was the line I wouldn't cross, but this is way beyond that. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 2nd May 2021 1:04am)
  • Aye, least they could have done would be to put up a video of them singing along blootered. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 2nd May 2021 1:16am)
  • Post on a local Facebook page if you can. Inform any nearby shops or businesses, etc in case the owner asks if anyone has handed it in to them. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 2nd May 2021 5:58pm)
  • Yeah, totally not worth creating a Facebook account for. Hope you manage to get it back to them. Good luck! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 2nd May 2021 8:19pm)
  • Not sure if it'd be what you're looking for, but Record Fayre in Trongate sell patches, if it's still there/open. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 3rd May 2021 12:04pm)
  • Lovely day today. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 3rd May 2021 12:01pm)
  • How'd it go? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 3rd May 2021 12:10pm)
  • Monorail is great for niche stuff, metal, world music, indie and lots more. Love Music too, but I think it has a smaller selection. Record Fayre for second hand delights. I must say that HMV have really upped their game with vinyl in recent years. There's a great place in Otago Lane too that I forget the name of. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 3rd May 2021 6:37pm)
  • That one always seemed more sheltered than most though. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 3rd May 2021 6:39pm)
  • Pat Lally doesn't have a look in. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 4th May 2021 11:38am)
  • I love this weather. Shame there wasn't a storm. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 6th May 2021 1:28am)
  • A lot of the areas that had their own gangs were demolished. People moved, schools moved, etc. I think that changed things. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 6th May 2021 1:34am)
  • Making it nigh on impossible for cars to go about the city centre will be terrible for businesses there. I'm all for tackling the pollution problem, but the town is going downhill fast, has been for a while, and this won't help. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 6th May 2021 1:31am)
  • I don't disagree, but having people who want to visit the city centre at the mercy of public transportation alone doesn't help things either. If the public transportation system was improved I wouldn't have an issue so much. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 6th May 2021 12:33pm)
  • You don't need ID to vote, and nor should you. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 6th May 2021 1:07pm)
  • Just heard that those fascist lunatics standing for the Liberal party had an altercation with Humza Yousaf at one of the counts, ending with them giving Nazi salutes. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 7th May 2021 2:26pm)
  • Maybe just enjoy it now that you can go shopping again? Some people are never happy. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 8th May 2021 9:34am)
  • Why is this getting downvoted? The Independent Green Voice party are full of fascist conspiracy theorists. The Scottish Greens have been in the press denouncing them. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 8th May 2021 9:37am)
  • "This is Spinal Tap, not the bleedin' Splish-Splash Show!" by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 8th May 2021 9:45am)
  • Good for you. That's exactly the kind of behaviour that should be encouraged, I guess... by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 8th May 2021 10:02am)
  • It won't be a landslide, but there's still an outside chance of an SNP majority - and that's hard to pull off in this system. There will certainly be a pro-independence majority. Expect Johnson to say, the SNP didn't win a majority, no referendum, etc. The arguments against a referendum will have to be completely absurd. Interesting to look at the vote shares in detail, with Labour and the Tories cancelling each other out at times. I'm glad that Salmond got fuck all. I hope that creepy auld shite can piss off now. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 8th May 2021 11:23am)
  • The drunks are out from the pubs again and it sounds glorious. I didn't realise I missed this. A few of them have fallen over, one has shagged a bin and a lot of them are doing their bit for the local economy by ordering food from the kebab shop, then dancing with it! Good on them. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 8th May 2021 10:16pm)
  • Thank you! I've been pissing myself for a good ten minutes straight now. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 8th May 2021 10:50pm)
  • I didn't realise milkmen were so nefarious. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 8th May 2021 11:42pm)
  • There was a collection of gummy sweets based on Looney Tunes for a while in the mid to late 90s. I think a company called Barrett (spelling may differ) made them. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 10th May 2021 1:01pm)
  • I'm sure they'll fit right in with the thick fascist conspiracy theorists that usually gather in George Square then. "Union Bears" ha! What are they, fucking nine years old creating a wee gang with their ned mates? Having said that, any Rangers fans who want to celebrate sensibly, I hope they have a great time. I'm fairly certain that this will be a shitshow though. Yet another day people have to avoid parts of the city because certain football fans can do what they like. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 10th May 2021 1:15pm)
  • Ultra? Yeah, some ultras. Sorry, but anyone here calling themselves ultras need to take a good look at themselves and grow the fuck up. Your suggestion that I go down there and confront a large crowd of football hooligans is a grand one, I must say. You mention the Green Brigade. Whataboutism on your part, but I'll answer your point. I have heard of them, yes. I think they're a bunch of wallopers. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 10th May 2021 1:42pm)
  • Fair enough points - I'm not aware of the complexities surrounding certain Ultras, and I'll look into what you said, thanks. But as for the Union Bears mob, them I do know about, unfortunately. I've seen them vandalise the city, break the law openly, cause fights, cause general havoc. How can I be sure it was an organisation called Union Bears? I can't. It's not as if they present membership cards or anything, but it's pretty clear that a subset of Rangers supporting football hooligans frequent their gatherings and generally cause trouble. Do I have a problem with those 'ultras' ? Yes, I do. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 10th May 2021 1:51pm)
  • Not really. Sorry to disappoint you if you're one of those people who gets off on annoying people. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 10th May 2021 5:31pm)
  • I've had more than one experience of the folks at Brel being wankers. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 10th May 2021 6:46pm)
  • Excellent tune of the day. I left a few Alice Coltrane albums with an ex girlfriend and wish I hadn't. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 10th May 2021 6:45pm)
  • Just bought a Hawaiian shirt and I feel good about it. Tommy fucking Vercetti. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 11th May 2021 2:45pm)
  • Never liked that green one. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 11th May 2021 9:46pm)
  • That's fucking awesome. Makes a great pesto. I've always been worried about dogs pishing on it though. A good wash should be alright though. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 11th May 2021 9:45pm)
  • The bastards. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 12th May 2021 5:10pm)
  • Cow pat on cardboard. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 13th May 2021 5:14pm)
  • Goodfellas is a much better movie I'd say, but the editing and music in Casino is on another level. The twenty minutes or so of coked up chaos to the Stones and George Harrison in Goodfellas? The whole of Casino is like that. I wish Scorsese would do something original again. The Irishman was baws. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 13th May 2021 5:13pm)
  • The Herald are reporting that the people they're attempting to round up are Sikhs. In any case, I'm sure the decision to conduct this kind of raid on Eid was either deliberate or tone deaf given the appalling conduct of the Home Office. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 13th May 2021 5:19pm)
  • I never even suggested any such thing. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 13th May 2021 5:29pm)
  • It could be argued that the Home Office has targeted people of certain races or faith disproportionately. An example of this could be the "go home" vans from around 2013 being driven around certain areas with high levels of residents of certain faiths or ethnicities. Ironically, the Government would later regard people using the phrase "go home" as a racist hate crime. The racial, often anti-Islam, nature of some right wing politics here could also give the impression that the Home Office under the Conservatives (who have shifted to the right in recent times) are focusing on people of certain religions or ethnicities. Couple this with the fact that British foreign policy is often a contributing factor with refugees from parts of the Islamic world seeking asylum here and elsewhere and you'll end up with race and religion a part of the debate. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 13th May 2021 6:05pm)
  • Fuck off you cunting cunt-faced cunt. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 14th May 2021 1:18pm)
  • Jesus, I've smelled that fruit once before and as long as we're in the same city I hope you never find it... You could try a Chinese cash and carry though. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 14th May 2021 1:26pm)
  • Nah, you're alright pal. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 14th May 2021 2:55pm)
  • Baws. Screaming. Covid is a fanny. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 14th May 2021 5:38pm)
  • I'm vulnerable. I receive my second vaccine dose next week, which will take around three weeks to offer around 90% protection. Whilst I'm pissed off at the news today, and appreciate the complexities here, our largely succexful vaccination rollout isn't everything. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 14th May 2021 5:59pm)
  • It's not certain that vaccines stop people from contracting this variant. Obviously more research needs to be done, but there are various reports from India of fully vaccinated people contracting this variant of the virus. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 14th May 2021 7:35pm)
  • I've been staying in mostly for over a year now. Believe me, I'm fed up with this shit too. I was just trying to say that it's incorrect to claim that everyone who is more vulnerable has been fully vaccinated. Also, the Indian variant, which is causing the spike in cases, may not be stopped by vaccination anyway - there are many reports of fully vaccinated people in India contracting this variant of the virus. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 14th May 2021 7:52pm)
  • This one may have a pay wall (the FT sometimes does) but I've been reading about this for a while, so I'll go through my history to find some more. But in the meantime: https://www.ft.com/content/5f742765-61ac-4da6-8c6f-49119cd7d46c by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 14th May 2021 8:06pm)
  • Having an issue with my laptop, but these articles say that there are cases of people who are fully vaccinated contracting this variant. But again, more research needs to be done. This is a new variant and perhaps poses more or different kinds of dangers than previous ones. I didn't mean to suggest that vaccines may prove useless against this variant (apologies if it seemed that way) but there's definitely the possibility that it'll cause problems in spite of vaccinations.  https://inews.co.uk/news/health/lockdown-end-date-21-june-covid-restrictions-easing-indian-variant-vaccines-999798 https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-021-01274-7 https://www.indiatoday.in/coronavirus-outbreak/vaccine-updates/story/why-vaccinated-people-testing-positive-covid-expert-answers-1795739-2021-04-28 I'm afraid I don't have scientific sources just now, sorry. Are they even available at this stage? It'll most likely take more time. You raise good points and may be right. Some (newspaper) reports stated that it was mostly fully vaccinated medical staff who were contracting this variant. Sorry I couldn't provide anything more substantial. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 14th May 2021 8:33pm)
  • That's complete and utter bollocks. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 15th May 2021 12:07pm)
  • Crackpot neighbour blasting shite music half the night then woken up at 9am from people driving round in circles blasting their horns to orange music. They must be VERY IMPORTANT. Cunts. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 15th May 2021 12:15pm)
  • This. The user seems quite obsessed with that. His response to me on similar topic was, "you ragin?" Saddo. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 15th May 2021 12:27pm)
  • Does anyone know how many trains pass through Queen St. Station per day? Looking for the exact number for a typical day. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 15th May 2021 4:22pm)
  • It's about the attention I suppose. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 15th May 2021 4:32pm)
  • Thanks! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 15th May 2021 8:18pm)
  • Jess. Edit - sorry, my autocorrect turns Jesus into Jess. Meant to say, Jesus. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 15th May 2021 8:15pm)
  • I've to go to the shops for a bottle now, quite stoned and after successfully avoiding this pish. I'm shiteing mysslf. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 15th May 2021 8:22pm)
  • Bullingdon Club pish. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 15th May 2021 8:38pm)
  • Well, that ended well, and weren't they all so civilised? And that's coming fro me, an upper class Partick Thistle fan who hates football and goes grouse shooting and cheese shopping along my splendid end of the Kelvin. Rangers fans are not a bunch of cunts, and I'm so glad they've shown us all that. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 16th May 2021 11:58am)
  • So they're forward looking respectable human beings? Odd that they look like backwards looking mutants. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 16th May 2021 12:13pm)
  • No neck bigoted wank? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 16th May 2021 12:11pm)
  • Bin Laden! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 16th May 2021 12:24pm)
  • I am angry. I do hate these cunts. They're cunts, what's wrong with hating them? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 16th May 2021 12:20pm)
  • Sorry to hear. Also, surprised to to hear it's Bishopbriggs. In my experience of the place (I went to school there, family connections, work) I never experienced anything like what you've described, other than a few incidents in the surrounding areas some years back. Hate to say it, but you're probably best keeping your head down and trying to ignore it as best you can until you have the opportunity to move. Like any city, Glasgow has its fair share of problematic areas and people, but what you're describing is by no means typical of the whole place. I've lived in some of the worst places the city has to offer, and it can definitely be bad, but by ad large by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 18th May 2021 2:28pm)
  • No way of knowing for sure, but from what I've seen from staff at Best Kebab I'm inclined to believe that it was him. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 18th May 2021 2:48pm)
  • How long have you got? The worst food imaginable. Staff more absurd than a Burnistoun sketch. It's absolutely filthy. There was a bomb in their toilet once. A thousand other things. Go check it out at 4am once things open up (just observe, don't order any food) and you won't be disappointed with the show. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 18th May 2021 2:46pm)
  • Never lived there myself but have friends there and the worst story I've heard was from one of them saying that a kid (7-10 years old) try to rob her. Chances are you'll be fine. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 19th May 2021 7:34pm)
  • The police couldn't fix even half of these problems. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 19th May 2021 7:30pm)
  • Football is veeerrry important. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 24th May 2021 1:36pm)
  • I like this weather. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 25th May 2021 12:11pm)
  • Veeerrry important things cost money. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 25th May 2021 4:30pm)
  • Blistering sunshine where I am just now. Good thing is that all seasons can be represented in a short period of time. Not great for sitting in the garden though, ha. Hope you're managing to enjoy a few cold ones just now! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 25th May 2021 5:26pm)
  • Smoking outside a pub on Byres Rd. A man using a mop handle as a crutch shouts, "aw, there's ma pal!" And asks for a cigarette. I didn't want to spend all that time talking to him, rolling him a cigarette, etc (I know, I'm an arsehole) and I only had crumbs of tobacco left, so I said that I didn't have any to spare. He must have been having a bad day because he flipped out and started shouting abuse at me. A couple of minutes later I bought more tobacco and went to see if he was still there so I could give him some from the pouch, but he was battering the pavement with his mop handle still shouting what a cunt I was, so I let him be. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 26th May 2021 3:14pm)
  • I think the marble staircase is half a floor higher than the Vatican's too. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 26th May 2021 3:22pm)
  • God, I hate whinging pigeon lovers. Away and feed your arse. And don't you EVER say anything against cats. Cats know how to shit properly. People like you are covering Glasgow in shite. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 27th May 2021 2:58pm)
  • Every night now across the street from me drunken teenagers are jumping on top of the bus shelter just outside the Wetherspoons (I'm just in South Lanarkshire, so the pub is open.) They stamp on it, hump it and dance on it yet miraculously never fall flat on their heads. its weird enough seeing drunks spill out of the pub these days without this kind of fuckery. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 28th May 2021 10:50pm)
  • Wow, they look like responsible upstanding citizens having a harmless time... by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 29th May 2021 1:45pm)
  • I'm surprised one of them hasn't claimed it was all just left wing snowflakes dressed up as scum in a false flag operation to make them look bad. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 29th May 2021 2:05pm)
  • Perhaps it's necessary to show that you can't go about causing tens of thousands of pounds worth of damage, assaulting people, spouting sectarian hatred, etc. without consequence. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 29th May 2021 2:10pm)
  • Bring back Wimpy. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 29th May 2021 2:17pm)
  • There's plenty of video evidence of violence out there. Ditto the massive amount of damage caused. Go look. If you don't believe racist and sectarian abuse should be a legal offence, well, that's your right to think that of course. But I'd rather live in a world where people face legal consequences for racist and sectarian hatred and bigotry. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 29th May 2021 2:28pm)
  • Whataboutery. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 29th May 2021 2:30pm)
  • You're right about never knowing where to draw the line. It's a very complex issue that probably won't be resolved. However, certain instances of racist or sectarian hatred can't be described as merely a thought crime. It depends on context. There's a huge difference between someone having an offensive rant amongst their mates in the pub and a group of people shouting racist or sectarian abuse at people (just an example.) By those people? I don't know for sure. I assume the police will have reviewed the abundance of footage of the day and concluded that it shows these people breaking the law and that they should face charges. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 29th May 2021 2:40pm)
  • Not surprised in the slightest you wouldn't have a clue. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 29th May 2021 3:28pm)
  • It makes what you're saying now irrelevant. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 29th May 2021 4:04pm)
  • This thread is about the people pictured and what they did that day. If you want to say, 'but what about so and so' start a thread about so and so. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 29th May 2021 4:09pm)
  • An old friend I haven't seen in a while invited me to an anti-lockdown protest organised by those racist conspiracy theorist cunts. Used to be a great guy I was pretty close to. This sucks. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 29th May 2021 6:02pm)
  • Aye, your garden in wankersville? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 30th May 2021 4:48pm)
  • Totally agree. This weather spoils a nice walk in the park too because it's full of drunken louts as soon as the sun comes out. I've had drunken teenagers wreaking havoc most nights here after trashing the local park. I miss winter. Summer is the season of cunts. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 31st May 2021 6:56am)
  • "I massage my skin against your skin for 8 hours a day." Classic. Hope the cunts go bust as soon as possible. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 31st May 2021 2:24pm)
  • I don't think they're the kind of people who think things through or come to reasonable conclusions. Maybe they expect the kind of people who believe that massages and blood suction and crystals are cure alls to be honest. Edit: or perhaps they sense it through the chi. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 31st May 2021 2:46pm)
  • It shouldn't be. She's a scamming nincompoop. The fact that she makes these kinds of bogus health claims and can get away with it is astonishing to me. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 31st May 2021 3:46pm)
  • Don't know if she promoted this sham, but "Forever Yours Betty" is a right laugh. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 31st May 2021 5:21pm)
  • Agreed that she can say what she likes, but making completely false and harmful medical claims whilst taking people's money to practise them is something else entirely. Tobacco companies used to claim that smoking cured coughs, and they're not allowed to do that now for obvious reasons. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 31st May 2021 8:26pm)
  • Especially if he's singing 'Who Wants To Live Forever?' by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 31st May 2021 9:01pm)
  • Happy Birthday! Just cracked open a beer to toast you. Thanks for the excuse, and hope you have a cracking day! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 2nd Jun 2021 12:47pm)
  • I like them as they are. Waste of money. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 2nd Jun 2021 12:55pm)
  • Not surprised. GCC have been facilitating the downfall of High Street for years now. It'll be flattened for student flats or hotels before the decade is out. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 2nd Jun 2021 3:08pm)
  • I was definitely worse after the second dose, but everyone I knew who had it said the opposite. Just take it easy and have paracetamol or cocodamol. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 2nd Jun 2021 3:33pm)
  • Damn right. But they do have form. The origins of Glasgow are literally down the road and they concreted that over too. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 2nd Jun 2021 10:33pm)
  • Yes, it's generally very safe. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 3rd Jun 2021 1:02pm)
  • Sounds revolting. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 3rd Jun 2021 1:26pm)
  • Went through the town when TRNSMT was on and that was fucking awful. Can't imagine how dreadful it must have been living next to it. But I've nothing against these places being used for these kinds of events as long as they're properly organised, nearby residents' concerns are taken into account and it's not too often. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 3rd Jun 2021 2:02pm)
  • Went to the shop for rubber gloves last night and came back with two packets of fags and a bottle of brandy. Woke up on the floor. I'd reassess my life, but fuck it, paracetamol will do. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 5th Jun 2021 7:55am)
  • Sadly not, but I did have more in my bank account than expected. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 5th Jun 2021 12:19pm)
  • Yes, but I can't find them. Cheers, had some toast and a kiwifruit. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 5th Jun 2021 12:17pm)
  • Oh, I do enjoy that occasionally, but I also like a good bucket now and then. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 5th Jun 2021 7:13pm)
  • Good choices! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 5th Jun 2021 10:39pm)
  • If you prefer McGees rolls I wouldn't rate your opinion on food. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 6th Jun 2021 7:13am)
  • Can anyone verify that the law regarding keeping primates as pets is changing? The only articles I've found related to England only (I'm not even sure if it's a devolved matter) and only stated that people, organisations etc. were attempting to have the law changed. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 6th Jun 2021 3:20pm)
  • There's a group on Facebook called Glasgow Gigs (Musicians Promoters and Venues) you could check out. https://m.facebook.com/groups/196486207137442?group_view_referrer=search Might be worth approaching venues directly too because they'll know more about the specifics if there's still some restrictions in place. I'm sure there's a Scottish music reddit too. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 6th Jun 2021 7:23pm)
  • Strange agreeing with Ruth Davidson on something (the Channel 4 doc tonight). by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 7th Jun 2021 8:00pm)
  • I don't think it's the same nowadays. A lot of the areas were demolished, broken up, etc. A lot of the high schools too. That probably put an end to a lot of them. I didn't hear so much about the Sighthill Mafia around the time the flats there were being demolished, for example. The level of knife crime is lower than it used to be too. I haven't seen a gang fight in years. I can't imagine that it's like now with social media. Imagine the Fleeto on Facebook, or the Tongs on Instagram. Maybe they are. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 8th Jun 2021 1:13pm)
  • I used this company and was astonished how good the service was. It was a difficult and quite complicated job, but they got it done and couldn't have been more accommodating. Very nice guys as well, really put us at ease during a stressful time. Price was good too. https://www.greenmoveuk.com by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 8th Jun 2021 1:26pm)
  • I heard he's barred from The State bar. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 8th Jun 2021 3:02pm)
  • Just heard someone use the word 'clackersack. ' Brilliant. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 8th Jun 2021 7:45pm)
  • Vewy vewy important foooootball. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 11th Jun 2021 12:56pm)
  • Stereotypically, the football teams in Glasgow go like this: Rangers is protestant, Celtic is catholic and they both hate each other. Partick Thistle (the other, smaller team in the city) is non aligned. So, if someone asks a person what team they support, they would say Thistle to avoid pissing off any Ragers/Celtic fans. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 12th Jun 2021 4:52pm)
  • Aye, people here use swear words like commas, and the word cunt can be a compliment. It must seem very offensive to someone not from here hearing it for the first time though! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 12th Jun 2021 5:09pm)
  • The weather is fucking great. There's nothing worse than living in a place that has no variation. Every day, hot and sunny is sickeningly dull. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 14th Jun 2021 1:20pm)
  • I'll say one thing for this pandemic. My erotic messaging skills have never been better. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 15th Jun 2021 9:36pm)
  • Saw a steaming guy on the train recently, mask around his chin, demolishing a sausage supper. At first I thought, fuck's sake man, but I just watched him like he was a scene from a bygone era and it was fucking glorious in its own way. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 15th Jun 2021 10:08pm)
  • Awful. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 16th Jun 2021 10:45am)
  • Gary Johnstone of wedding band Three Card Trick could do a great solo set for you. Very professional, huge range of material (not justthe usual rock stuff) and the best guitarist I've seen. https://www.garyjohnstonemusic.com/three-card-trick by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 16th Jun 2021 10:53am)
  • Yep, that's them. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 16th Jun 2021 2:29pm)
  • Hate to break this to you, but primary school age children swear too. You seriously think that they don't know of or use swear words? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 16th Jun 2021 3:18pm)
  • They're bad? Says who? They'll be figuring out the ins and outs of swearing by themselves, evaluating the importance of context, etc. Maybe they'll see the bag on display and ask why someone felt the need to express it that way. Maybe someone will tell them and they'll learn something. I don't think they'll be offended or put out by seeing the word 'fuck' displayed. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 16th Jun 2021 3:29pm)
  • Whether I have kids or not has nothing to do with it. If, as you say, they don't care, what's your problem with it? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 16th Jun 2021 3:45pm)
  • Agreed for the most part. Thanks for stating your side more clearly (think we may have got our wires crossed a little over this.) I have no idea if the owners are just doing this for shock value. I'm sure they believe in their message, or believe it's better if it's put across regardless. They've been giving away a lot of food for free, and their model is pay what you like, so it seems like they're principled in that regard - it's probably not great for their profit margins. I'm sure some primary school age children do engage with these kinds of debates though, in whatever way they're able to. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 16th Jun 2021 8:07pm)
  • GCC have been gunning for High Street for years now. I'd bet good money that it'll be flattened for hotels or student flats before the decade is out. It's a damn shame that pub is gone. The Press Bar is probably next. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 16th Jun 2021 8:14pm)
  • Stephen Jardine is a walloper. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 18th Jun 2021 10:12am)
  • Used to get the train from Queens Park to Central late at night and there would often be a pile of tickets someone had ordered sitting on the machine. Good cunts out there. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 19th Jun 2021 3:34pm)
  • Something will take care of it. I saw a seagull eating a pigeon once. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 19th Jun 2021 3:37pm)
  • Last week I heard a package plop through my letterbox. Odd, as I wasn't expecting anything. Turns out it was for my next door neighbour. My next door neighbour is a fucking lunatic, so I'd rather not deal with him. I tried to post it through his letterbox, which is slightly smaller than mine, but it didn't fit. I think the Hermes guy just gave up on his letterbox and put it through mine. Fair enough if you have to leave a parcel with the intended recipient's neighbour, but fucking ask first. Last thing I wanted was to deal with this cunt. Luckily he was stoned off his arse when he finally answered the door and took the parcel, so wasn't too bad to deal with. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 20th Jun 2021 5:13pm)
  • Man, that's ridiculous. A relative of mine worked in the old Lewis's department store and tells a story about a problematic customer nicknamed Pishy Pete. One day he decided to steal a fresh chicken by stuffing it up his jumper. The security always kept an eye on him (and the smell could knock you out at a hundred yards), so he was spotted right away. To make matters worse his trousers fell down as he was being apprehended, no underwear in sight. Funny, yes, but definitely felt sorry for that security guard. Worst I ever had to deal with was a junkie stuffing a massive fluffy toy up his jumper when I was in a card shop in town (not a security guard) and yes, he got away. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 21st Jun 2021 10:30pm)
  • Did some exercise today for the first time since the pandemic started and I'm a fucking wreck. Really need to get in shape before I start shagging again. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 23rd Jun 2021 2:23pm)
  • Cheers! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 23rd Jun 2021 6:22pm)
  • This thread took twenty minutes of my life and I want them back. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 28th Jun 2021 4:14pm)
  • Ha, I actually am a smoker but won't argue with you there! Interesting thing though - I've lived in places where people definitely smoked more than here yet never came across the voice the OP is on about. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 28th Jun 2021 5:14pm)
  • What was mental about it? Love a good mental bus journey story... by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 28th Jun 2021 10:14pm)
  • Just remembered, the actress who played Edith in Still Game appeared in a documentary around the time of the last episode. I'm certain she was asked about where she got her voice from and gave an interesting answer. I'm afraid I can't remember the name of the doc, but it'll be out there somewhere. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 28th Jun 2021 10:25pm)
  • Any of the ones that are too strong to sell on the UK market these days. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 29th Jun 2021 12:37pm)
  • Think I'm gonna have to turn off the commentary watching this England and Germany game. Can't stand those wallopers. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 29th Jun 2021 4:01pm)
  • Yes, off the fucking charts. I managed to get some prescription eye drops that kind of work for a short while luckily. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 29th Jun 2021 7:00pm)
  • My blood alcohol level. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 29th Jun 2021 8:36pm)
  • Shit, that's awful. Really sorry to hear you had to put up with all of that. Unfortunately this weather seems to turn some cunts even worse, especially in the parks. Hate to say it, and of course it shouldn't have to be the case, but I'd generally aoid places like Kelvingrove Park after sunny days. I've had my fair share of terrifying experiences caused by drunken idiots in the summer. Don't get me wrong, I was there to enjoy myself too, but some make a point of bothering others. I hope you guys are OK now, have managed to calm down and that the police can catch the cretins. Edit: If you know the bus stop and the time they got on the 6A bus, they should have been caught by the security cameras on the bus. If they were wearing masks it might make it more difficult, but they could potentially be identified. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 30th Jun 2021 12:30am)
  • That's the kind of thing that makes me really miss my local, which unfortunately closed for good recently. It was a great old man pub, full of characters with stories. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 30th Jun 2021 9:30pm)
  • That's plans been submitted to build a hotel on the site of the old Greaves store that was ravished by fire on Sauchiehall St. Won't that be lovely? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 1st Jul 2021 5:57pm)
  • My pet's vet used to blast out Clyde 1 in the waiting area. Cunts did my fucking melt in. Hope you win the cash though. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 1st Jul 2021 6:15pm)
  • Fat cunts. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 1st Jul 2021 7:20pm)
  • Don't forget the orange juice.. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 1st Jul 2021 9:28pm)
  • Booze! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 4th Jul 2021 7:59pm)
  • Huv a drink. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 5th Jul 2021 12:01pm)
  • Alex Cairney cunts I think. I hope someone smashes him. I can't imagine how fucked up you need to get to turn into one of those idiots, but it does happen. I recently lost a friend to those nutters. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 5th Jul 2021 1:28pm)
  • It's boring and the people are weird. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 6th Jul 2021 4:42pm)
  • An undeserved penalty, a shite penalty kick and a laser pen pointed at the goalkeeper's eyes, but nineteen fucking sixty six... Cunts. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 8th Jul 2021 3:39pm)
  • I was attacked by one last week. I was smoking outside the pub looking up at a nice building, the bastard clocked me and kept swooping down at me. Luckily it never made contact. Creepy thing was, it was there waiting for me next time I stepped outside. Never encountered this before. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 9th Jul 2021 1:26pm)
  • Prego! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 11th Jul 2021 12:55pm)
  • Yes. This weather is fucking awful. I can't wait for winter. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 11th Jul 2021 1:56pm)
  • There was a good one on Allison Street that'd probably help you out (the country shop was the name I think? ). I'd ask in your local one or any decent butchers you see though, because they'll know for sure and most likely get one in for you. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 11th Jul 2021 11:59pm)
  • Prego!!!!!! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 11th Jul 2021 11:55pm)
  • Home? Bless, they think they invented football. Shame Prince William wasn't balled up in tears, the lanky jake swine bastard cunt. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 12th Jul 2021 12:12am)
  • Square go, ya walloper? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 12th Jul 2021 12:19am)
  • A drunken bam here dancing in Cambuslang! Normally that'd bother me, but he's great and I'm off tomorrow! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 12th Jul 2021 12:17am)
  • Blantyre is fine and about as much bother to get to central Glasgow as it is from Paisley. I'm not too familiar with UWS, but I think it'd depend on what you were studying in terms of the quality of their degree, but everyone I've known who studied there did well. It can be noisy here but I wouldn't worry too much. I had a friend from the Middle East who was bothered by the noise at night. I asked why, since she was from a big city, and presumably used to that, and she said that people were fighting every night. They were not - sometimes happy (often drunk) Glaswegians can sound aggressive when they're not. Come to Glasgow! Enjoy yourself, good luck and welcome! Sorry I couldn't couldn't be of more help. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 12th Jul 2021 12:42am)
  • Away you and 'loose' your arsehole, ya big losing shite. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 12th Jul 2021 12:47am)
  • If you can't, Glasgow is very, very close (well within an hour's travel.) by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 12th Jul 2021 12:54am)
  • West Cricket Ground, Peel Street, Partick. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 12th Jul 2021 1:03am)
  • That's a very kind thing you've done. Oot an' aboot! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 12th Jul 2021 2:17am)
  • No, they did not. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 12th Jul 2021 2:15am)
  • Complicated, and I'll let someone more well versed in the history of football than me answer it in greater detail, but certainly not England. It'll probably be argued over anyway, and quite right too. But, my understanding is that the first international game (Scotland v England at what is now the cricket ground on Peel St. in Partick) was a showcase of two different styles of football. The English played it more like rugby. But of course it goes back further than that. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 12th Jul 2021 2:25am)
  • I've heard differently I'm afraid, but theres a debate to be had for sure. I'm sure there's someone here who can add more to this discussion than I can though. I'd recommend the Scottish football subreddit, but it seems full of arseholes. That Netflix series was pish as well. So, no, I won't let them have it! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 12th Jul 2021 2:41am)
  • there was a guy on Good Morning Scotland on BBC Radio Scotland a few months ago arguing that Scotland invented modern football based on the first international game in Partick and was quite persuasive. I think he was from the Hampden museum. Sorry I can't provide more info or a link. I'm not bitter (have an English girlfriend and we had good fun with the game tonight) but apologies if I seemed so. Edit: a Netflix series isn't a fucking fact. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 12th Jul 2021 2:49am)
  • Well done, you big pedantic shite. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 12th Jul 2021 2:56am)
  • Wasn't a good effort by Rashford though, was it? Awful! I really like him as a player, but what pish that was. Overall though England did very well in the match and it's always shite to lose on penalties. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 12th Jul 2021 3:07am)
  • Ye dancin'? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 12th Jul 2021 3:13am)
  • Prego! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 12th Jul 2021 3:11am)
  • Maybe they're arresting more tote bags. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 12th Jul 2021 3:33pm)
  • Seagulls are your friends here I'm sure. Those vicious bastards eat anything. If they don't tend to frequent your garden take it to them. How? Afraid I have no suggestions there. Extra thick bin bags, rubber gloves and a mask? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 12th Jul 2021 6:15pm)
  • I stand corrected, but I am rarely to be taken so seriously. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 12th Jul 2021 8:46pm)
  • You'll get downvoted for talking about downvoting. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 13th Jul 2021 1:37pm)
  • It's not there anymore. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 13th Jul 2021 1:46pm)
  • I once saw a couple watching the golf with 3D glasses in The Aragon on Byres Rd. Might be a good shout if their patrons are that sad bastard dedicated. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 13th Jul 2021 6:23pm)
  • I think that blond Reporting Scotland presenter fancies the weatherman. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 13th Jul 2021 7:01pm)
  • I freeze a bottle of water and keep it by the bed. Waking up from the heat is no bloody fun, but a swig of ice cold water helps a little. maybe a noise machine with recordings of cold weather noises could help too, if you're into that. Or it might seem like the universe is taking the piss, not sure. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 15th Jul 2021 1:06am)
  • Rant warning: Spent months dealing with DFS on behalf of an elderly relative and I can honestly say that I've never dealt with such a bunch of incompetent cunts in all my life. A problem that could easily have been rectified has spun into a Kafkaesque nightmare. Initially, they agreed to sort out the issue. Fine. Of course they didn't. Blah, blah, blah, of course we want to complain. In the course of one day we've been given at least four different phone numbers for their head office, all of which have been wrong departments, wrong numbers, etc. The best one was when we were given a number from a cretinous incompetent called Anne (name changed), hung up, dialed it only to get through to Anne again! If this is how they get their kicks they can rot. If I wasn't dealing with this for another person I would have snapped into a torrent of verbal abuse by now. Sorry, needed to vent. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 15th Jul 2021 2:27pm)
  • Given the disruption I had getting through the town, I hope not for much longer. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 15th Jul 2021 4:13pm)
  • Sadly not. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 15th Jul 2021 4:39pm)
  • Another day of DFS's bullshit. I want to set fire to these cunts. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 16th Jul 2021 2:01pm)
  • A few months ago, when it was much cooler, I posted 'down vote me if you like, but...' proceeding to complain about the heat. I was duly downvoted. I long for Autumn, and I hope it's a cold one. In Summer I can't think straight. Seeing the leaves turn comes like the relief after a great pain. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 17th Jul 2021 3:22pm)
  • Or a flooded wasteland, as in Germany, Belgium and the Netherlands right now. I lived there and we could see it coming. The rivers were rising each year when the rain was ridiculous and the temperatures were pushing 40 degrees sometimes. And every year it seemed to get a little bit worse. But still the pollution was insane, with some of the culprits having 'Fuck Greta' bumper stickers. We're fucked. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 17th Jul 2021 4:18pm)
  • Oh, I couldn't give a shit about being up/downvoted. Folk here were just observing that a lot of comments seem to be downvoted merely because they say they don't like this warm weather. I'm sure plenty of people will complain about the weather come winter. It'll be interesting to see if those comments are treated the same way (maybe people are just sick of weather talk.) by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 17th Jul 2021 5:35pm)
  • I hear the kids use Instagram. Doesn't seem very clandestine to me though if you're selling. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 17th Jul 2021 6:48pm)
  • Chucked a stale roll out my window yesterday because my German friend didn't believe me about them. Some entertainment. As a bonus, they fought over it above then around my bastard neighbour's car and covered it with shite. But yeah, they definitely seem to be getting worse year on year. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 19th Jul 2021 1:39am)
  • Crows are fine birds. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 19th Jul 2021 1:48am)
  • Doon the water. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 19th Jul 2021 12:44pm)
  • Keich! So much keich! Some lazy fat bastard keeps dumping supermarket trollies outside my flat and within a day it's filled with rubbish, which attracts seagulls. Getting out the door is a minefield. You'll either slip on the keich, get sick from the smell of the keich baking on the pavement in this heat or be dive bombed by one of the fuckers and keich yourself. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 19th Jul 2021 1:43pm)
  • I sat next to a woman who pished herself on that bus once. Anyway, you probably won't sleep on that bus, and it will be uncomfortable. But it's usually quiet. I'd recommend a good belt of booze and earplugs. I've never made that journey sober. If you can afford to get the train, do so. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 20th Jul 2021 12:27pm)
  • Fuck up, ya auld dick. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 20th Jul 2021 12:40pm)
  • Barbecue season and the fact that some deliveries are fucked due to covid, I'd imagine. You'll find some though, don't worry. If not, sesame seed buns aren't the end of the world. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 20th Jul 2021 4:57pm)
  • I hope late 1990s neds (they still exist around there, though they are but few) descend and call him a dobber. Shite shirt as well. Fanny. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 20th Jul 2021 5:04pm)
  • That's the spirit! Melted today, man, have to admit. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 21st Jul 2021 2:49am)
  • Ach, just go to Best Kebab. Saw a man dance through there naked from the waist down once. The entertainment will make you forget about the taste of the food. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 21st Jul 2021 2:58am)
  • Slaters for sure. Best tailors since the City Cash Tailors closed down. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 21st Jul 2021 2:55am)
  • The owner is a creep of the highest order. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 21st Jul 2021 3:04am)
  • Excellent! Think she went on a killing spree? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 21st Jul 2021 1:41pm)
  • Nah,bugger this heat. Finally settled down tonight once the bastard sun was down only to find about a hundred flies dive bombing into my beer. Winter can't come soon enough for a snowflake like me, ha! Hope you're enjoying the best of it though. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 22nd Jul 2021 2:00am)
  • Depending on your budget you could live in any nice part of the city (West end, some south side, etc) and very easily commute. You'll literally be a few minute's walk from the centre of the city, so transport will be fine. Townhead is probably the closest area and it's fine. Walk! You'll get a good sense of the areas around the city centre and find some cool things I'm sure. Good luck with your studies and welcome! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 22nd Jul 2021 2:14am)
  • Anyone else absolutely plagued by little stupid flies this weather? Closing the windows is obviously not an option. I'm getting about eighty of the fuckers sauntering in every hour or so. If only my cat would get up off her lazy arse and deal with them. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 22nd Jul 2021 5:00pm)
  • I tried one of those sticky trap things and it was of little use. It filled up right away and then they just ignored it. It was worse last night when they were attracted by the light, which was right above me. They ruined three glasses of wine. It might be worth keeping the windows closed during the day, which is meant to help keep the house cool in this heat, but I haven't found that to be the case. and they'll still come in at night. Hope they can leave you alone soon! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 22nd Jul 2021 5:29pm)
  • Nope, I pray for an extreme winter. It'll cleanse me of this awful, ghastly summer. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 22nd Jul 2021 5:32pm)
  • Because yesterday was Wednesday and tomorrow is Friday. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 22nd Jul 2021 8:31pm)
  • So, my account here was suspended for three days for the following post in a thread about fast food places in the city centre:  "Ach, just go to Best Kebab. Saw a man dance through there naked from the waist down once. The entertainment will make you forget about the taste of the food." The reason given: hateful content. This is bollocks of course, so I appealed. My appeal was denied. I can only assume that the reddit mods didn't bother to look at the post. Either that or they have a very different definition of 'hateful' than is in the dictionary. I was wondering if anyone here could shed some light on this? Has this kind of thing happened to anyone else? Did someone just report my comment in the knowledge that my account would be suspended because mods don't bother to look at the validity of the complaint? If so, that's a pretty shitty thing to do. I'm genuinely dumbfounded. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 26th Jul 2021 6:56am)
  • I hope it rains today. Looks like it might. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 26th Jul 2021 10:40am)
  • I saw a full grown man on a tiny one a few months ago. He looked ridiculous and I just couldn't figure it out. That is until a few weeks ago when I saw him teaching his kid (five, six years old) how to ride it in the park. Looks like this problem will be with us for a while, I'd say. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 26th Jul 2021 6:08pm)
  • Jesus Christ, I need need a bloody thunderstorm already! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 27th Jul 2021 3:36pm)
  • I'm not worried. It certainly won't be anywhere near as bas as it was in London. I'm very much looking forward to it, was hoping for it today. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 27th Jul 2021 7:52pm)
  • Thanks, now you've got that Talking Heads song stuck in my head... by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 27th Jul 2021 9:26pm)
  • I'm a little younger, but I remember this in PSE classes. That and infected cocks. And snapped banjo strings (if you don't know about that one, be thankful. ) by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 27th Jul 2021 9:21pm)
  • Shit, really?! We never saw anything as wacky as that, but had a good laugh with the condoms. We blew them up and chucked them out of the window. The wind carried them a fair bit by the other classrooms and a few landed on the teachers' cars. And yeah, it stood for personal and social for us. Though some folks thought it was personal and sexual education before we had the first class. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 27th Jul 2021 10:28pm)
  • The weather forecasters should fucking apologise. I believe in nothing now. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 28th Jul 2021 1:08pm)
  • I'm not familiar, sorry. Which song? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 28th Jul 2021 7:22pm)
  • Corruption, money, ineptitude usually. In this case, I'm not sure, but it's probably that. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 28th Jul 2021 7:30pm)
  • That's actually a good idea, turning old churches into pubs - certainly a better use of the buildings as far as I'm concerned. But by all accounts this one had a historic, dedicated flock. Not a fan of organised religion but this one served people the way they wanted it and it's a shame they're completely fucked now. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 28th Jul 2021 7:38pm)
  • I have no idea, but Driv3r! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 29th Jul 2021 12:50pm)
  • Shirley you can't be serious? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 29th Jul 2021 12:55pm)
  • I'm young and want interesting night life, but hipsters can fuck right off. They're indefensible. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 29th Jul 2021 1:00pm)
  • None whatsoever. I has the Oxford Astra-Zeneca vaccine. For about a day I experienced the following: weak arm, tiredness, mild fever. Paracetamol and drinking a lot of water sorted that out. The chances of any long term side effects from any of the vaccines on offer are close to zero (one in millions.) Please don't let your friend's messages put you off. It sounds like they would either be fake or some of the very, very few cases used to hype a conspiracy. Ask yourself, do these stories come from a legitimate source? You can find info on the NHS website that should calm any fears you may have. Or, ask at a vaccination centre - they'll be happy to answer any questions, and they are the people best placed to do so. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 29th Jul 2021 1:21pm)
  • Reported someone for flytipping today. Hate to be a nark, but that shite's not on. Can't believe how brazen the cunts were as well, dumping four fridges right on a busy main street. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 29th Jul 2021 2:41pm)
  • You write for the fucking Digger or something? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 29th Jul 2021 5:41pm)
  • Need to do this soon too. I think there's one in the Savoy Centre as well if that's still open. And a lot of larger supermarkets have them too. I hate these machines though - always find it tough to get the damn picture right. Good luck! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 29th Jul 2021 5:46pm)
  • Unfortunately I too had a neighbour like that. He was always nice if I bumped into him in the street, but a total nutter in his home. Always shouting, tearing apart his house, etc. Think it was acid he was on all the time. Weird reaction to acid if you ask me. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 29th Jul 2021 7:02pm)
  • You'll fit right in. Lots of good vegan food options. Good place for artists. Check out west end and south side. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 29th Jul 2021 7:11pm)
  • I'm aware of that. I didn't mean for that to be taken so literally. By 'all the time' I meant quite a lot of the time, more than is usual for people who take acid. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 29th Jul 2021 11:40pm)
  • Had to laugh at some of the more ridiculous responses though (thinking of the ones about sliding frozen pish under the door, etc.) Surely some must have been a piss take? Pardon the pun. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 30th Jul 2021 12:53pm)
  • Me too. I can't see it fitting anyway. Maybe through the letterbox, but then it'd make a noise. Might be better with dog piss to avoid DNA evidence. Jesus, can't believe I'm thinking about this so much. I once had a landlord who smeared cat shite on the doorknob of another guy in the building he couldn't shift (this was abroad). It didn't work. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 30th Jul 2021 3:50pm)
  • Probably the same cunts shouting about parking tickets recently too, the racist, anti-vax, child abuse conspiracy crowd. Odd grievances they have. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 30th Jul 2021 5:08pm)
  • What's it like going to the GFT these days? Nervous of going out and doing normal things again like seeing a film to be honest. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 31st Jul 2021 5:07pm)
  • Thanks. So its masks on during the movie? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 31st Jul 2021 7:38pm)
  • Mate, even Greggs will be understanding and nice. Sorry you seem to live in a world full of cunts. Maybe you deserve to. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 31st Jul 2021 11:48pm)
  • You're a complete fucking prick. Someone with autism who is having a hard time should get the compassion they deserve, not ridiculed and derided. The staff should go out of their way to give their customers the best, most comfortable experience possible. No, it's 'not daycare,' but basic fucking consideration would suffice. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 31st Jul 2021 11:45pm)
  • Saw that happen, can confirm. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 31st Jul 2021 11:54pm)
  • Yes, there is money for them in making me comfortable - I might come back and give them a sale if I liked my experience there. It's not rocket science. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 1st Aug 2021 12:14am)
  • Don't call me a cunt, you cunt. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 1st Aug 2021 12:15am)
  • Are you referring to me or bigbawsman? What deleted messages? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 1st Aug 2021 12:20am)
  • You're not stating a fact. You said that a restaurant wasn't 'daycare' referring to how their staff should react to autistic patrons. Correct - a restaurant isn't daycare. However, restaurants should have basic decency and understanding for customers who have special needs. By using the term daycare in the way you did, you clearly show an intolerance at least, or prejudice at worst, against people with autism living a normal life, doing such normal things as going out for a meal and expecting to be treated with common courtesy, etc. And if you make an accusation of deleting messages, back it up, motherfucker. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 1st Aug 2021 12:30am)
  • No, you were not. Again, you were not. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 1st Aug 2021 12:51am)
  • You're saying that the only place an autistic person is entitled to basic courtesy and human decency is daycare. That's not stating a fact, that's being a callous cunt. Fuck up. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 1st Aug 2021 1:20pm)
  • Glasgow is in Europe. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 1st Aug 2021 1:26pm)
  • Christ, I have a neighbour who is a ned goth. He's a fucking nutter. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 1st Aug 2021 2:03pm)
  • Jesus, you must be very, very thick. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 1st Aug 2021 2:12pm)
  • Nah, I'm unemployed, never even went to school and I scratch my arse for a living. My opinion doesn't matter. So we'll add snobbery to your list of faults as well, shall we? Let's try to clear it up. A restaurant is not daycare, it's a restaurant. However, should the restaurant not be expected to provide basic courtesy to an autistic person having a bad time? Your comment, "it isn't daycare" was callous, suggested that they should only expect this basic courtesy and care in actual daycare. If I'm wrong here, what did you mean to put across? Not that it matters, but I have a masters degree, work in creative industries and although I'm not autistic I know many people who are. I've seen the difficulties they can face from ignorant fuckwits such as the restaurant staff in this story and it annoys me. Edit: corrected autocorrect mistake. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 1st Aug 2021 2:32pm)
  • Hate to break it to you, but this isn't my life you know. It's a dumb argument on reddit. I'm not sticking up for all autistic people or anything, I'm just calling you out for a needlessly callous comment regarding someone who deserved better from restaurant staff, a comment you have failed to explain. I know autistic people who have faced similar situations. I've been there when they happened. Thankfully most people are caring and understanding, but some, like in this story, are not. That's why hearing about this pisses me off. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 1st Aug 2021 2:42pm)
  • I'm not talking about training, I'm talking about basic courtesy and humanity. Not having that in the situation explained here is despicable. Your comment, taken literally, is correct. Congratulations. We're getting nowhere. Either you clearly don't understand my objection to your comment, or you're not interested in explaining why you made it in the first place. I wish you all the best hope you enjoy your success. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 1st Aug 2021 2:52pm)
  • I took your comment to be callous and uncaring in the most extreme sense, a complete dick move. I expressed my objections by being an arsehole to you, which is appropriate enough. I wasn't offering wisdom, I was trying to end this ridiculous argument in a more positive way. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 1st Aug 2021 2:58pm)
  • 'Mon the Jags! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 1st Aug 2021 6:11pm)
  • Ha, this thread is fucking priceless. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 1st Aug 2021 6:21pm)
  • I have worked in the industry (when I was around 21) and do understand the difficulties that come with the job. The basics of their job should include common courtesy. If they can't handle that, they should get a more senior member of staff who can. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 2nd Aug 2021 10:32am)
  • White Widow! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 2nd Aug 2021 12:51pm)
  • Courgettes - excellent! Did you eat the flowers? Tomatoes can be funny. I would have thought that this year would have been good for them with all the heat and sunshine. Green tomatoes are the best thing about growing them I think. If they're big enough I love to slice them, batter them and deep fry them. Delicious! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 2nd Aug 2021 12:54pm)
  • I'm passing by that way today, will look out for it. It's probably something ugly and shite. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 2nd Aug 2021 1:00pm)
  • Stuff with a soft cheese like ricotta, dip in a thin tempura-like batter, deep fry (in olive oil if possible.) They're great raw in salads and stuff too. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 2nd Aug 2021 1:35pm)
  • Went to George Square yesterday on a drunken jaunt through the town. What the fuck happened to the benches? I know some Rangers fans destroyed a few a while back, but why have they all been removed? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 3rd Aug 2021 8:22am)
  • Waiting for the frozen piss through the door comment... by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 3rd Aug 2021 9:10am)
  • Probably. I don't mind, but mention Rangers or Celtic here and it'll probably cause an argument though. I'm a Thistle fan and I'm used to it. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 3rd Aug 2021 10:36am)
  • Marks and Spencers do a decent rye I think, but that's about it. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 3rd Aug 2021 10:47am)
  • I was there as a kid (about twenty years ago. ) Never heard of it being xenophobic. What's your experience with that? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 3rd Aug 2021 2:11pm)
  • Really sorry to hear that. Hope you an your colleagues found the help you needed somewhere else. Did complaining help the situation at all? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 3rd Aug 2021 2:32pm)
  • Jellyfish in a tank? I may be wrong, but sounds shady to me. There's a few places here you can get pretty good exotic fish though if that's something you'd be after. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 3rd Aug 2021 2:40pm)
  • Christie's. Their donuts are American cop good. They also do a good mint icing cake that'll give you a sugar rush akin to a line of coke. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 3rd Aug 2021 2:58pm)
  • How would you like to be kept in a tank? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 3rd Aug 2021 2:55pm)
  • Aye, knocking the tank to get oot! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 3rd Aug 2021 8:16pm)
  • I'm sure they could. Weakly, but I'm sure they could. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 3rd Aug 2021 9:33pm)
  • Last time I used they were accepting cash. Contactless payments sometimes don't work though and require chip and pin, which buses don't accommodate, so I'd suggest having (exact) cash just in case. My local train station still accepts cash at the counter. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 4th Aug 2021 1:20am)
  • There's a fetish for everything it seems... by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 4th Aug 2021 2:26am)
  • It'd make a lovely spot for a wanky hotel. Pure mad tourists cutting aboot Scotstoun, man. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 4th Aug 2021 6:53pm)
  • Buy him a carry out and make sure he's got some long Rizlas, he'll be sorted. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 4th Aug 2021 11:46pm)
  • The Marriott hotel is rumoured to be haunted by a man who committed suicide. He left a note that only said sorry to his mother. I heard a few stories from staff there, but the one that sticks out is the laundry room - the washing machines apparently fell silent and when the member of staff looked around she saw something for a brief moment (she admitted that might have been her imagination) before it disappeared and the machines turned on again. A few people who worked there who certainly didn't believe in ghosts or anything told similar stories. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 5th Aug 2021 1:12am)
  • I don't believe in ghosts. They don't exist, so I couldn't have seen him. I have been in that laundry room though and there was a funny atmosphere. But that's just a strange coincidence. Or maybe it's because of the story. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 5th Aug 2021 1:33am)
  • Good documentary here: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FXuDsM10uyI by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 5th Aug 2021 1:54am)
  • Absolute belter of a post. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 5th Aug 2021 3:06am)
  • An old fashioned cafe in the Savoy Centre used to do that, and things like stovies as well. It smelled pretty authentic and was full of old people, so I'd give it a shot. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 5th Aug 2021 1:23pm)
  • Yep, had a shite overpriced 'meal' there once. Never again. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 5th Aug 2021 4:18pm)
  • I don't eat it any more, but the fat can be a good thing. Also, had it once where the person cooking it would swear by a dollop of brown sauce as it was cooking. Tasted nice. Butterbeans or mushrooms were a good addition too. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 5th Aug 2021 6:21pm)
  • Any erotic cake shops in Glasgow? Or any of these custom ones that would do something like that? Got a friend's birthday coming up and he's a mad shagger. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 5th Aug 2021 6:45pm)
  • Aye mate, cunts working in kebab shops are fucking experts on all things medical like global pandemics. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 5th Aug 2021 6:50pm)
  • Cheers! Yeah, would much rather give my custom to an actual shop. Hope you manage to get a great cake wherever you end up going! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 5th Aug 2021 8:21pm)
  • Finally, some decent fucking weather. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 6th Aug 2021 1:50pm)
  • Sorry to hear that. Was on a bus today that powered through a flooded road, and some places certainly looked like they got soaked! Hope you manage to sort out the leak soon now that you've found it. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 7th Aug 2021 3:54am)
  • Always seemed like a weird mixture to me. And nothing wrong with that. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 7th Aug 2021 4:07am)
  • In my experience it'll depend on your neighbours. There's a few bams about like anywhere, but overall I found it fine round there. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 7th Aug 2021 6:18pm)
  • It comes with its own problems though. I lived in a country where this was in place. Homeless people would roam the streets looking for discarded can and bottles so they could get the deposit. Sad as it is that they needed to do that, it did help keep the place clean. The deposit is usually only paid back in the former of a ticket which takes that amount off your shopping in the shop you returned the cans and bottles to. This is only ever a big supermarket - no chance smaller shops would be able to do this on the scale required. The machines often don't work properly, and they're filthy. Operating this scheme during a pandemic would be very foolish due to the filth from people's cans and bottles. You'd have to change the kind of every single can and bottle, making them largely uniform. In the country I lived in, people tended to buy in bulk (20 pack cases of things, etc) incentivising them to recycle and making it easier. Most people here don't shop like that, so shopping habits would have to change. That being said, I hope we do manage to move towards such a scheme here, but I don't see it working in a million years. Oh, and before anyone mentions returning ginger bottles, yeah, that was great, but small time compared to the infrastructure and upheaval we'd need to make a proper returns system work in this day and age. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 8th Aug 2021 6:54pm)
  • I'd take that over those ghastly murals dotted about. They're fucking ugly as sin. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 8th Aug 2021 9:53pm)
  • For Glasgow, no. But if you venture up north or out to the islands if you have the time (you should, it's astonishingly beautiful) then perhaps bring some with you for those places. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 8th Aug 2021 9:57pm)
  • You're absolutely right there, but I just don't see it working. Also, I haven't seen anything encouraging in any of the plans I've seen so far. I really do hope that they (government, drinks industry, etc) get their shit together and make this work, but it seems to me that it's all hot air at this point. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 9th Aug 2021 1:09pm)
  • Excellent tune of the day. That whole album is perfect. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 9th Aug 2021 1:15pm)
  • Do they let you use reddit in the Bar-L? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 9th Aug 2021 1:38pm)
  • Record Fayre at Trongate if it's still open is great. Monorail is nearby and has a small second hand section (great selection of new LPs and reissues too) and Love Music by Queen St. station is good too. Missing Records is a treasure trove as well, but I'm not sure where they've moved to - somewhere close to Central Station. Happy hunting! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 9th Aug 2021 2:43pm)
  • Ah! Went looking for it in completely the wrong direction last time and said, fuck it, went to the pub instead. Thanks man, looking forward to checking out the new place! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 9th Aug 2021 3:00pm)
  • The Egyptian Halls. Get some leverage to save the fucking place. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 9th Aug 2021 3:08pm)
  • Think that's shut now. Wonder if there's an equivalent? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 9th Aug 2021 4:02pm)
  • "...ya clown to make him." Whatever the fuck that means. Sounds like your brain is fried enough without that pish, ya wee dick. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 9th Aug 2021 4:06pm)
  • Classic. Why don't you both join ISIS and see who the best ISIS hard man is? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 9th Aug 2021 4:58pm)
  • Better drinking bucky than bleach... by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 9th Aug 2021 9:57pm)
  • "But football! It's vewy vewy important!" Cunts. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 10th Aug 2021 1:39pm)
  • He still there?! Banging! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 10th Aug 2021 1:42pm)
  • Had the misfortune of getting a bus today. No social distancing whatsoever, hardly a a mask worn. A woman sat in front of me said, "terrible, in't it?" I said, yeah, wish people would keep their distance. "Naw, I meant that we're still huvin' tae wear these masks. Ah mean, you've got to die of something!" Well, I'd rather not die of covid, thank you very much. "Away you go on a helicopter like Nicola Sturgeon, then!" Stupid old boot. I fucking hate these selfish arseholes. And what the fuck does a helicopter have to do with anything? I'm no fan of the SNP but some of those who use any excuse to moan about them are something else. Thankfully she shut up once I called her a stupid old cow, but hate seeing these cretins in the wild. A classy journey. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 10th Aug 2021 5:10pm)
  • Yeah, agreed, but they're not wrong saying it's good that things are being improved regardless. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 10th Aug 2021 8:50pm)
  • Ha! The Orange Walk did something other than musically masturbate (badly) and piss everyone else off who wasn't a cunt? They're marching for civil liberties? Don't make me laugh - they're marching because they're ignorant fannies with lives so small they fill them with dressing up as wankers and being dickheads because their tiny minds can't think of anything better to do. Ending a theocracy? Which one would that be, and why do you call it a theocracy? Civil liberties? Those bastards certainly have more than the rest of us when they can march spewing hate and breaking laws in public at the taxpayer's expense, but where does universal civil liberties for the rest of us come in to this? I'd happily bang my bin lids with their heads in between, walloper. Spermatopfmitkase is right. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 10th Aug 2021 9:32pm)
  • I had a friend (young, fit, healthy, no underlying health conditions) who died of covid, so shut the fuck up. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 11th Aug 2021 6:24pm)
  • Recover your baws, ya bass. You're site personified. Get the pish off your chest. It's probably fat like most of the orange wankers. Away bang your drum somewhere else. Noticed that you didn't answer any of my questions. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 11th Aug 2021 6:20pm)
  • Probably best not to share any charlatan tattoo artists that'd touch someone of that age. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 11th Aug 2021 6:28pm)
  • Check out Michael Deans if you can find him anywhere, used to be at Cottier's but think they ended up at The Three Judges. The 78 did good jazz but I'm not sure if it's still going. Shame King Tuts stopped their live jazz. The pub next to the 13th Note did some big band but not sure it's there now. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 11th Aug 2021 6:31pm)
  • Good man! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 11th Aug 2021 8:53pm)
  • Aye, dobber cunt. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 11th Aug 2021 8:52pm)
  • Late night walk around the Necropolis. Bonus if you bring a hip flask. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 12th Aug 2021 8:54am)
  • This. What a waste of time reading this was. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 12th Aug 2021 8:56am)
  • Get a pint of proper ale - Ossian, in the Islay Inn. It's near enough Finnieston and Kelvingrove. They do cracking homemade tablet there as well. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 12th Aug 2021 11:06am)
  • Pipe doon, fannybaws. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 12th Aug 2021 11:14am)
  • Once I saw junkies shagging in that toilet. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 12th Aug 2021 11:22am)
  • Congratulations! That's the stupidest comment I've ever read on here. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 12th Aug 2021 11:28am)
  • Sounds like they've got all the pleasures of life pretty much covered. The toilets at the KFC there are rank as well. Saw a junkie taking a shite in them, but he wasn't anywhere near the toilet. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 12th Aug 2021 12:45pm)
  • Aye, let's turn another part of the city into a benign vegan candyland where they ruin all the pubs and nobody can afford their rent. Away ye go! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 12th Aug 2021 12:54pm)
  • Mollusc. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 12th Aug 2021 1:00pm)
  • That right, pal? Gies a gobble! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 12th Aug 2021 1:41pm)
  • Good eccies today, mate? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 12th Aug 2021 1:57pm)
  • What about Jesus? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 12th Aug 2021 2:07pm)
  • Roundabouts are shite. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 12th Aug 2021 2:11pm)
  • That'll be why most of your posts are about cannabis then? Walloper. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 12th Aug 2021 2:20pm)
  • Nah, and AK47 and blue cheese won't get you off your tits. Away ye go, ya mad troll. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 12th Aug 2021 2:25pm)
  • Big mad mental Cambuslang lover, man. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 12th Aug 2021 3:17pm)
  • Load of pish. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 12th Aug 2021 3:32pm)
  • Poor buggers. It's going to rain. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 12th Aug 2021 3:35pm)
  • Christ, it did make for some uncomfortable reading. A horrid thing all round. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 12th Aug 2021 3:42pm)
  • There used to be a very, very good jewellery repair place at St. Enoch square, in a building to the right of the subway if you're facing the entrance. There's a fancy dress sop in the same building and it has one of those old fashioned lifts. Sorry I can't give the exact address. Hope its still there. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 12th Aug 2021 5:18pm)
  • Spoiled the cat with a wee bit of roast beef tonight. No peace now. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 12th Aug 2021 5:27pm)
  • Out of interest, how much is the fine? Hope you appeal and get it sorted. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 12th Aug 2021 5:35pm)
  • The Loudon Tavern? What a shite place to be stuck at. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 13th Aug 2021 11:56am)
  • Could be reserved for a member of staff. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 13th Aug 2021 4:09pm)
  • Always thought Stereo's pizza was godawful. Never understood why it had such a following. Mono used to be great but the last thing I had in there (about two years ago to be fair) was rank and thrown together - some schnitzel thing. It tasted even worse than the worst vegan schnitzels you find in the worst supermarkets in Germany. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 13th Aug 2021 5:44pm)
  • Thank fuck it's Friday. Can't wait to see the weekly mass brawl with the drunken teenagers when they spill out of the Wetherspoons across the road from me later on. It comes complete with the classics like the tearing off of the shirt and the arms outstretched and the falling flat on your face when you miss a punch and the kebab shop staff shitting themselves as they frantically try to pull down their shutters. Was going to see if The Proms were any good tonight, but think I'll watch this instead. Fucking Wetherspoons. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 13th Aug 2021 6:52pm)
  • Doubt one of them would steal a bike right next to their patch. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 13th Aug 2021 6:56pm)
  • Used to get black Russians in Sleazy's. Eighteen of them was a good, cheap night. Saw mint Russians once in Bloc, ordered one once and the barman took the piss out of me. Big fanny. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 13th Aug 2021 8:43pm)
  • Passed by there recently for the first time in ages to sit down for a cheeky wee wine. Was heartening to see them still there. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 13th Aug 2021 8:40pm)
  • Well, you're a bundle of fucking sunshine yourself, aren't you? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 13th Aug 2021 9:55pm)
  • Don't be so sure about CCTV, even in the middle of the town. I knew someone who was assaulted in the area and although there's many shops and pubs about, not to mention other CCTV, the police couldn't find any footage of the perpetrators. Maybe they were just incompetent lazy bastards, but either way it's not the certainty it should be. OP - worth asking about when you report it though. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 13th Aug 2021 10:38pm)
  • Especially there. Bits of that street are fucking awful these days. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 13th Aug 2021 10:41pm)
  • Anecdotal, but I've been told by a fair few rough sleepers in the city centre that what they've been offered was routinely unsafe, rife with drugs, etc. There will be many, many reasons why this is not an option for some of them. It's by no means the clear cut issue you describe it as. It's a very complex set of issues that will require complex solutions and empathy towards those who unfortunately find themselves in such situations, not complete and utter cuntery from the likes of yourself. Vote Tory! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 13th Aug 2021 11:40pm)
  • It is the capital of orange bastards, but surely a fucking restaurant could do alright?! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 13th Aug 2021 11:57pm)
  • Aye, right... by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 14th Aug 2021 4:15pm)
  • Like you, I've been lucky today in avoiding those cretins. But a lot more is coming. There will be thousands of the bastards all over the city next month. Brace yourself, plan your journeys accordingly and avoid as best you can. I hope the heavens open and it pishes down in buckets on the fuckers. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 14th Aug 2021 4:24pm)
  • Been very tempted to steal a bottle of that stuff a few times! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 14th Aug 2021 4:26pm)
  • Have you tried bathing a cat?! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 14th Aug 2021 4:57pm)
  • My local pub was another pub before it was the current pub. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 14th Aug 2021 5:00pm)
  • The last time I was in Sleazy's was just before the pandemic and I had a few black Russians, but the price had jumped up a bit (still a good cheap option though.) I imagine they'll keep both black and white on for sure. I think the mint Russian in Bloc was fairly shortlived though, but I'm sure they'd make one up if you asked for it. Edit: next Glasgow reddit meet up should be an old fashioned Sleazy's night with Russians! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 14th Aug 2021 8:11pm)
  • Barred! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 16th Aug 2021 5:28pm)
  • Are any of those "WASPS DESTROYED 07, etc." signs still about? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 16th Aug 2021 5:25pm)
  • The should be against the law. Are they fucking communists or something? My ice crea ended up in the bin too. What was all the fuss about? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 19th Aug 2021 12:09pm)
  • DELETED Melania Trump is a fat ugly slag. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 19th Aug 2021 2:16pm)
  • Didn't mean she was literally overweight. She is a fascist cow though. Sorry, just saw her on the TV and vented. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 19th Aug 2021 2:36pm)
  • All Saints is a lazy as fuck name. They should at least have picked one. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 19th Aug 2021 3:22pm)
  • "Whether I joined a month ago or not is irrelevant and whether I'm shagging GA RY or not is none of your business. Jealousy does not suit you girl!" Classic. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 20th Aug 2021 6:19pm)
  • Sharks have cool headlights. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 20th Aug 2021 6:41pm)
  • There used to be one near the strippers by the St Enoch Centre, no idea if It's open now. Went in there once years ago and when we were getting our pints poured a friend who had been in the gent's for about five seconds came back, chalk white. "We're leaving," he said. He looked so serious we didn't question it and just left. Apparently a guy standing at the urinal next to him just got brutally smashed in the face with a small bat. Also, there's literally a brawl outside my local Wetherspoons as I'm typing this. To be fair, I've seen more trouble outside those shitholes than inside any of the bam pubs in the city. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 21st Aug 2021 9:41pm)
  • Not Fury Murray's, but a few doors down. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 6:46pm)
  • Nah, different one. I did have a guy come over to me in Hootenanny's (I think it was called Fat Boab's then?) who asked me to shift from the booth so he could plank his bottle of Buckfast by the window where he could see it because he had a fight to make outside. To be fair, he was a perfect gentleman about it - he stepped out, leathered his opponent, came back in and apologised as he got his bottle. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 6:56pm)
  • Maybe they should all dress up as golfers, like those obnoxious wankers who would go on pub crawls like that a few years ago. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 1:19pm)
  • The Hospice Shop on the Main St? Even if not, that's a good shout. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 1:24pm)
  • I'd recommend the bus to be honest. It'll be much cheaper, is a good, comfortable service, and just takes a little bit longer (traffic permitting, but it's rarely been an issue for me.) Both bus stations are very central too. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 1:28pm)
  • As far as I'm aware it's a reference library, so you won't be able to borrow from there. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 5:55pm)
  • That would only be for a small section of the library (perhaps the mostly children's part on the ground floor), if at all. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 6:04pm)
  • I think once you have a Glasgow Libraries card you should be able to use it in any city library to borrow books and use their services (not 100% sure since Ive moved to another council area but fairly sure) so go nuts! Also, if you haven't been to The Mitchell before, it's still well worth checking out. Good luck! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 6:18pm)
  • Ugh. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 24th Aug 2021 2:05pm)
  • Thought they were only classed as illegal if prepared for consumption and not before? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 24th Aug 2021 7:12pm)
  • Ugh. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 24th Aug 2021 7:10pm)
  • Sunblest is shite. Despite what Shug says, it's not the best of gear. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 24th Aug 2021 8:35pm)
  • Mortons rolls are delivered around then or even earlier than that for a lot of places. Are Mother's Pride just lazy bastards, or what? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 24th Aug 2021 8:40pm)
  • Used to live in Germany where the bread was infinitely better, but I'd miss the bread here for things like toasted cheese, etc. Eventually found a shop there that had Warbuton's, Kingsmill and the like, and it seemed fresh. They drove it in a van from England and put it on sale the next day, or even the day after that. No idea how they kept it fresh. Surely a day old plain loaf is better than nothing? Perhaps wrap it in tinfoil? Then again, I tried that with Mortons rolls and it made it go stale much quicker, so I have no idea, ha. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 24th Aug 2021 8:51pm)
  • Today started shite, so I thought I'd make it worse by browsing the Herald's comments section. In for a penny, in for a pound... by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 25th Aug 2021 10:32am)
  • Some bots have better grammar. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 25th Aug 2021 10:57am)
  • Harsh. But yeah, there was a whole thread here about this the other day. Funny, disturbing stuff. You'll probably find what you're looking for. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 25th Aug 2021 9:48pm)
  • The Blue Dog does excellent cocktails, but the owner is an unscrupulous wanker. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 26th Aug 2021 1:09pm)
  • It'll be up to the UK Government, and given their track record I wouldn't hold out for them doing very much. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 26th Aug 2021 3:20pm)
  • Good Australian beer? Good luck! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 26th Aug 2021 9:00pm)
  • https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/19115104.thousands-raised-destitute-adlib-blue-dog-workers-left-without-furlough/ by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 27th Aug 2021 1:30pm)
  • Why did they not let you buy drink? We're you already pished? I could never play any kind of golf sober. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 27th Aug 2021 2:02pm)
  • Jesus Christ! Too many fucking nutters about. I'm never going outside again. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 27th Aug 2021 2:13pm)
  • Ach, embrace your glorious name! If I went I surely would.. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 27th Aug 2021 3:11pm)
  • Hunt the fucker down! This happened to me too, but it was very stereotypical - one of the cunts stole my chips at the beach in Largs. It only got away with one because all I could do was flay my arms about, but I dropped the rest. In Glasgow the worst I've got is being dive bombed for no reason, and one challenging me to a square go on Buchanan St. Sorry you lost your sandwich. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 27th Aug 2021 4:46pm)
  • You'll be fine. Edit: check out the shops at Townhead too - that's where Navid's was. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 27th Aug 2021 4:55pm)
  • Just a bunch of anti-vax morons spouting their shite in the post office que. One started, others joined in and before I knew it I was the only sane person there. The staff were taking their time over some international parcel that was causing bother, so I heard all the batshit crazy theories under the sun - "Wuhan labs... that Hillary Clinton's got things to answer for... I mean, look at Israel, is that a coincidence? ... Nicola Sturgeon has it in for Rangers... I don't know anyone who had it...it's those fucking beggars from Govanhill who are just spreading their own flu, that's all it is..." etc. Only the drunken bampot without a shirt on wasn't wearing a mask though. I was glad to leave the shop, only to be met by the same topless bampot screaming "haw, baw jaws! " at his girlfriend down the street. They were having an argument because he was refused alcohol in the shop and she wouldn't go in and buy it for him, fearing she'd be barred herself an "didn't want to walk all the way down to Morrison's because I'm fucked. " then I almost got flattened by a quad bike piloted by a fucking twelve year old as I was crossing the road. I returned to my building to discover a fresh steaming shite on the stairs. After passing that, thankful I managed not to throw up, I sat down to relax with a well earned cigarette. Upon opening the windows, what did I hear? "Haw, baw jaws! You've got ma fuckin' money!" All this before half ten. Baw jaws and her boyfriend are still floating about. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 27th Aug 2021 5:30pm)
  • Yeah, they're the stupidest wankers I've come across. It may have been dog shite on the stairs, but it might have been human too. I'm no expert on different shites, and I certainly wasn't going to inspect it closely. I made a call and it's been cleaned. No idea about downvotes and don't particularly care. Maybe anti-vaccine people or anti-smokers since I mentioned having a cigarette. Or maybe people who think I've made it up (I wish I had.) by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 27th Aug 2021 6:22pm)
  • Maybe he was writing about a guy called Patrick? Big mad mental Patrick. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 29th Aug 2021 10:55pm)
  • Welcome! Heard about Swadish. Was it spicy enough? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 29th Aug 2021 11:32pm)
  • Fucking trains. Glad I was fucked enough for the night bus. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 29th Aug 2021 11:30pm)
  • Excellent. Butter is the way to go. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 30th Aug 2021 12:01am)
  • I hate Cher. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 30th Aug 2021 9:19am)
  • Ugh. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 30th Aug 2021 9:20am)
  • I'd happily pay more tax if it paid for a law requiring people to throw apples at you. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 30th Aug 2021 9:32am)
  • Really didn't need to see Michael Gove dancing like a fanny. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 30th Aug 2021 11:22am)
  • Thankfully I had the opposite last night - bus wasn't meant to show up for forty minutes then one appeared out of the blue. I deserved that though after having to walk for fucking miles because of the train strike. But yeah, agreed. First is a shite company. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 30th Aug 2021 7:59pm)
  • Clandestine bottle to share and a walk through the Necropolis at night. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 30th Aug 2021 10:59pm)
  • Sorry to hear. This has been a hard time for most of us, whether in relationships or not. And all the new rules and expectations have been bewildering to say the least. Things are getting better but yes, we should still exercise caution. However, the OP used the term partner, which would lead me to believe that sharing a bottle wouldn't be an issue. I'd suggest that if you're careful and vaccinated, go out and get shagging. It's good for the soul, will make you less lonely and improves self esteem. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 31st Aug 2021 7:42pm)
  • Ugh. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 1st Sep 2021 1:12pm)
  • Yeah, but be fair - fucking self entitled ani-vaxxers, with kids! Bound to happen. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 1st Sep 2021 1:10pm)
  • Shite. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 1st Sep 2021 2:45pm)
  • Ha! Damn right. I fucking hate these conspiracy theory nuts. I don't mind giving custom to people or companies I disagree with, within reason, but there's no way I'm giving that twat any business. It's a health issue. I feel sorry for his staff. I hope they find something better and safer. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 1st Sep 2021 3:53pm)
  • It'll be much worse when all those drunken spice boys and their screeching girlfriends are about. One time I was coming off an eighteen hour journey, finally made it to Central and it was like a pee wee war zone when they were all coming back from that 'festival. ' Feel sorry for anyone in their vicinity. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 1st Sep 2021 4:22pm)
  • That is a very, very fine joke. Congratulations! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 1st Sep 2021 5:40pm)
  • It's Alex Salmond playing golf. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 1st Sep 2021 5:47pm)
  • Ooh, get mister sarcastic big cheese! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 12:29pm)
  • Ach, people can just put it in a bag and tie it to the fence. That's just as good. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 12:32pm)
  • And five comments in and people are talking about a three foot willy. Glorious. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 12:38pm)
  • I'd love it if I could have a good bevvy at the vets to be fair. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 12:48pm)
  • I loved Bradfords. Sadly missed. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 12:54pm)
  • Yes! I had one yesterday, but the fucking icing stuck to the wrapper they put on it. Otherwise an astounding cake. I love that it's full of booze too. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 12:53pm)
  • Just when you thought Guinness couldn't get any worse, the fuckers take the booze out... by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 12:56pm)
  • I just ate it off the wrapper. Damn fine icing. I think it was the wrong kind of wrapper and that's all they had. Could've been worse - I knew of a woman in Greggs who used to hate the schoolkids who would come in and she'd deliberately bash their cakes. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 2:04pm)
  • I sincerely hope that at least some of the COP26 lot meet a real Glaswegian in the wild. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 2:07pm)
  • Excellent! I just bought the last bit of it from the shop here (icing intact) and it was fucking glorious. It wasn't a Christie's bakery but it was made by them. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 3:07pm)
  • We had cards we had to put money in. Traded that for an all day bus ticket to get to the chippy a few times for lunch. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 8:47pm)
  • How the fuck do you shag an apple? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 8:51pm)
  • Yes. I remember them as good natured folk, same with the kids who hang about there now. Saw in the Evening Times today though that the cops are upping their patrols around there to deal with 'troublesome youths.' Aye, because it's the goths who are making the town an utter shitehole... by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 8:55pm)
  • Must require a tiny walloper. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 9:21pm)
  • I still play Vice City. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 9:43pm)
  • Inexplicable smell of shite all of a sudden, Cambuslang area. Third time in a few weeks I've noticed it. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 11:53pm)
  • Break up of the old areas likely caused the gangs to splinter and dispersed the wee dicks elsewhere. Neds then were total wanks and they looked like it too. Remember those fucking jester hats? Awful jackasses. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 3rd Sep 2021 12:00am)
  • "Right when he got it in the door..." by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 3rd Sep 2021 2:58pm)
  • Glad you enjoyed it. I can't say being randomly attacked, chased, mugged and verbally abused by the disgusting cunts was enjoyable for me, but there you go. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 3rd Sep 2021 4:43pm)
  • Nope. Random harassment and violence was very, very common. They looked for it, they provoked it. Heaven help you if you had to walk past a group of the cretins. 99% of the time they'd cause some kind of bother for any reason at all. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 3rd Sep 2021 5:52pm)
  • Great! Pay isn't astronomical but it's great when you consider the workload is basically fuck all. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 3rd Sep 2021 7:48pm)
  • Bollocks. I lived in a 'proper scheme' and all the neds there were cunts. I went to school in another 'proper' scheme with most of them and they were cunts there too. Outsiders? Oooh, some hard men they were violently hunting people they didn't recognise in packs just because. Face it, neds were scum. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 3rd Sep 2021 7:53pm)
  • You're saying I deserved to get bullied? Fuck you, buddy. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 4th Sep 2021 10:36am)
  • Raising a glass in your honour. Many happy returns! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 4th Sep 2021 6:45pm)
  • I hate that wanky accent Frankie Boyle puts on every time he's on Radio 4. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 5th Sep 2021 2:35pm)
  • Pretty much. He can speak however he wishes of course, but given the kind of humour he engages in I think it's a bit rich. In any case, he hasn't been funny for years and always struck me as a cunt. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 5th Sep 2021 6:18pm)
  • Wouldn't that ruin the felt? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 5th Sep 2021 6:47pm)
  • I was fucked after both AZ doses, but worse with the second one. I think everyone is different. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 6th Sep 2021 1:57pm)
  • Ha! Some idiot posted about this on my local area's Facebook page trying to promote it - knew someone involved or something. In answer to your question, The Scotts is pretty bad (what the fuck happened to those guys?) but Weegies takes the medal of pure shite. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 6th Sep 2021 8:34pm)
  • DELETED Frankie Boyle as well. Imagine them together? Fucking cringefest. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 6th Sep 2021 10:06pm)
  • It's shite and the guy who is responsible for it is a creepy tax dodging cunt of the highest order. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 6th Sep 2021 10:04pm)
  • Also, Skinner's 'Billy and the Cloneasaurus.' by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 6th Sep 2021 10:13pm)
  • Very, very distant, but yes. Regardless of the quality of the show, that guy is still a cunt though. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 6th Sep 2021 11:05pm)
  • Lucky bastard. Wish I had an Irish passport on the way. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 7th Sep 2021 8:07am)
  • Get big mad Frankie Boyle's minions here. Newsflash: he's an unfunny cunt who dons a wanky accent for Radio 4 and relies on bullying and shock value for his humour. He's also a sexist wank. Fuck Frankie Boyle. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 7th Sep 2021 8:05am)
  • Don't blame Glasgow for all the world's problems, especially that piece of shite. I knew maybe three people from here who liked it, and they were arseholes. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 7th Sep 2021 8:13am)
  • Fair enough with the Dublin thing if that's what you get. Maybe I'm missing that aspect of the show. Aye, he's a wrong 'un. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 7th Sep 2021 8:38am)
  • John Lewis is shite these days. Definitely expected better service from arseholes charging those prices, and arseholes they were. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 7th Sep 2021 1:09pm)
  • Wouldn't put it past the cunt. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 7th Sep 2021 5:53pm)
  • If Janey Godley doesn't want people 'talking shit' about her she should stop being a fanny. She's utter pish. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 7th Sep 2021 5:59pm)
  • That comment made me laugh a million times more than Janey Godley ever has. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 7th Sep 2021 6:42pm)
  • Dorothy Paul was absolutely lovely, a great pleasure to be graced with her company however briefly. Ford Kiernan was a crabbit entitled tosser, saw him in the midst of ridiculous road rage. Sanjeev Kohli was a gentleman, took my drunken Still Game quotes with good humour. Amy McDonald was fucking horrible. Bernard Ponsonby was nice, could take a good bevvy and was very forthright. Elaine C Smith was unassuming and polite. Karen Dunbar too. Trevor Morgan came off as a hard man, just as you'd expect, but not in a bad way. Glasvegas were pretty annoying and drunkenly obnoxious. Paulo Nutini was a sweet guy. Michelle McManus was an arsehole, up her own fat arse. Alex Kapranos was great, very cool. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 8th Sep 2021 5:44pm)
  • I have it on good authority he's barred from The State but I don't know the reason why. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 8th Sep 2021 6:06pm)
  • Quite frankly, I'm hoping that TRNSMT shite is rained off. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 8th Sep 2021 6:23pm)
  • Saw her around a bit growing up (a fellow musician friend of mine went to school with her.) Met her a few times afterwards at gigs, etc. She was just always an arsehole, full of herself despite being shite. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 8th Sep 2021 6:28pm)
  • These guys are top notch. I can't recommend them highly enough. https://www.greenmoveuk.com by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 8th Sep 2021 7:06pm)
  • Someone told me once they saw him on Byres Rd. and just said, "excuse me, Mr. Gray, I just wanted to say how much I-" when he suddenly grabbed him by the arms, looked him square in the eye with a manic expression and shouted YOU COMPLETE ME! before walking away. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 8th Sep 2021 8:18pm)
  • Full of wee fannies who wreak havoc. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 8th Sep 2021 10:54pm)
  • I'm sure I saw him busking once on Argyle St. across from the train station. Looked like a walloper. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 8th Sep 2021 11:21pm)
  • Mr. Flood had a big runny nose. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 8th Sep 2021 11:28pm)
  • Nah, I'm a boring old cunt because I'm not a fourteen year old pill head fucking up everyone's day through the middle of the city. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 9th Sep 2021 6:26pm)
  • Hey, they can have all the fucked up annoying fun they like as far as I'm concerned. But the fact that this city bends over backwards to accommodate them and their shite 'festival' pisses me off. And the highest concentration of fannies in Glasgow isn't TRNSMT or this sub, it's the orange order. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 9th Sep 2021 6:31pm)
  • Which of her critics on here has made fun of disabled people using derogatory language? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 9th Sep 2021 6:39pm)
  • Who are they? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 9th Sep 2021 6:49pm)
  • But this is Reddit. No one here is getting paid by licence fee payers and taxpayers for their patter. Godley is. Thankfully her Government ads have been pulled today. She's fair game because she chooses to be a public figure, and is such an arsehole. After these comments on disabled people have come to light she's even more fair game. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 9th Sep 2021 7:03pm)
  • Thanks! Fucking hell. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 9th Sep 2021 7:06pm)
  • She's shite. Also made horrible comments on the disabled that came to light today. Many people take exception to the way she acts on twitter (blocking critics, etc.) by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 9th Sep 2021 7:18pm)
  • Hope the wretched racist cow finally fucks right off now. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 10th Sep 2021 10:24am)
  • That blog was fucking classic. Wish it was still going. I miss it dreadfully. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 10th Sep 2021 6:33pm)
  • Doubt it. The coke trade seems pretty efficient. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 11th Sep 2021 2:56pm)
  • Afternoon, Officer bawbag. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 11th Sep 2021 3:08pm)
  • Don't worry, if you're bored because you can't get into a football match or a night club you can always join the "freedom march" loonies at George Sq. for entertainment. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 11th Sep 2021 3:17pm)
  • I've always really liked crows. They look elegant, act elegant, never cause any bother and they're probably technically more intelligent than us. I woke up though to see them bobbing around a mess of radioactive coloured vomit on the steps outside. One of the brave ones took a couple of pecks at it and then they all backed away. Just saw the poor wee bastard fly past with shite dribbling out of it. Fuck knows what was in that steaming prick's curry. Best left for the bastard seagulls. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 12th Sep 2021 8:33am)
  • This weather is fucking awful and absolutely not normal. The world is fucked. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 12th Sep 2021 2:15pm)
  • Coke or clothes? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 12th Sep 2021 8:01pm)
  • I got a three day ban for a comment on Best Kebab. All I said was that once I saw someone dance naked through the place. The reason for the ban given was "hateful content." Seriously, there's a fucking mong somewhere. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 13th Sep 2021 1:05pm)
  • That's the Partick Baptist Church on Crow Road earmarked for demolition. It was designed by Charles Rennie Mackintosh's teacher. This city just keeps getting better and better. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 13th Sep 2021 1:27pm)
  • No. And the company behind the application hasn't specified either. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 13th Sep 2021 5:01pm)
  • Not a fan of the guy, but his excuse is perfectly reasonable. Time to record his new album - potentially months of work writing, recording, rehearsing, mixing, etc. Preparing for a live set can take similar time and effort. It's not as if he was supposed to do a two hour shift and skived off. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 14th Sep 2021 12:47pm)
  • I fucking love this weather. If only it was a bit colder and had a howling wind, but it's nice to get a change after all that sun bringing the coming apocalypse. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 14th Sep 2021 12:52pm)
  • Unfortunately yes. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 14th Sep 2021 3:25pm)
  • Do some warm up exercises before you rehearse. YouTube has some good examples. You may feel silly, but they'll really help. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 14th Sep 2021 9:14pm)
  • Excellent! Hope the cunt goes completely destitute. Fucking bampot. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 16th Sep 2021 8:57pm)
  • Slater's. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 16th Sep 2021 9:01pm)
  • 'Mon the Jags! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 16th Sep 2021 9:00pm)
  • Brexit: the gift that keeps on giving. Seriously, if anyone reading this voted for that, fuck you. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 17th Sep 2021 1:11pm)
  • I think there's a mod who is just a total wank. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 17th Sep 2021 1:16pm)
  • How do they smoke tomatoes? Sounds fucking awesome! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 17th Sep 2021 1:23pm)
  • DELETED Are there any good sauna facilities in Glasgow? Looking for one as close as possible to the kind you'd find in Germany. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 17th Sep 2021 1:27pm)
  • I'm an atheist Jew and those orange cunts offend me big time. And yeah, I've experienced anti semitic crap from them. They're cunts, pure and simple. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 17th Sep 2021 1:30pm)
  • Hilarious! Aren't you big and clever and oh so original? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 17th Sep 2021 1:48pm)
  • I find it difficult to formulate a response to your gargled word salad, but I'll try. They have a right to be offensive. What they do not have a right to do is openly break the law by racially abusing me and, from what I can see, anyone who isn't white Scottish Protestant. What an idiotic comment, on many levels. Thanks for your input! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 17th Sep 2021 1:46pm)
  • They get away with openly breaking the law all the time. Their right to assembly is facilitated by the police. Their scum behaviour is paid for by us. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 17th Sep 2021 1:50pm)
  • Why the fuck does Canada have a navy? Who are they going to fight, Greenland? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 17th Sep 2021 2:25pm)
  • So, you have posted a link to a screen shot of my above comment and wrote that it would make me feel uncomfortable, and something about Fergus. May I ask what the purpose of that was? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 17th Sep 2021 5:26pm)
  • Ethnically Jewish, don't believe in G-d. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 17th Sep 2021 8:18pm)
  • Fuck off, ya walloper. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 17th Sep 2021 8:16pm)
  • My mum had a Jewish boss for her first job as an office junior and she had to discreetly buy him a bacon roll for lunch every day and not say anything. I guess a lot of people observe the rules however they like, ha! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 17th Sep 2021 8:44pm)
  • Aye, you do that. Glad I made you laugh though. Good luck with your councillor. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 17th Sep 2021 8:46pm)
  • CUNTS. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 18th Sep 2021 9:57am)
  • A drunk cunt just spewed all over my doorstep then staggered off shouting about "fucking poofs." Hope he gets hit by a bus before he rejoins his shitty march. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 18th Sep 2021 2:46pm)
  • What, no one screengrabbing this?! Wank. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 18th Sep 2021 3:27pm)
  • Please improve your spelling if you're going to argue how intelligent you are. Also, it was a good question. Why are you spending today arguing here rather than enjoying your bollocks? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 18th Sep 2021 3:43pm)
  • "I'll" should be spelled with a capital I. Posh uni cunt? Ha, I went to Strathclyde after working my arse off for years dodging ned wanks like you. I get that your education is probably very limited, but that doesn't make me posh in any way. Away and bang a drum, ya wee fud. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 18th Sep 2021 4:02pm)
  • No, it's fairly certain you don't care about grammar. But like most orange twats you don't have the brain capacity to string a sentence together. Shut it. Your taste in women is Eric Cartman. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 18th Sep 2021 4:14pm)
  • Nah, it just came to me because I'm a fucking genius and oh so posh and super educated. And saying that people who adhere to the kind of racist drivel spouted by the orange order are twats isn't bigoted in the slightest. Sorry, I hate Nazis too. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 18th Sep 2021 4:39pm)
  • I shouted. He was too fucked to notice. I doubt he reads in general. Choochoo fucking cunt. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 18th Sep 2021 7:41pm)
  • Fuck you, you burst shitey sausage. Away and drink paint. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 18th Sep 2021 8:02pm)
  • I I was racially abused by these cunts today, and not for the first time. Sorry I didn't record it. Sorry you wouldn't recognise the reality of these cretins going about if it hit you in the face. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 18th Sep 2021 8:00pm)
  • Aye, that's right. I'm hard. I'm such a fucking hard man I don't even need to dress up like a fanny and up end the entire city being a cunt to show it off. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 18th Sep 2021 8:31pm)
  • All that dancing might be fun on them though... by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 18th Sep 2021 8:42pm)
  • Ha, it's just a habbit I stuck with. I have reverence for the idea but don't personally believe in it. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 18th Sep 2021 9:07pm)
  • No worries - I don't see your comment as a personal attack in any way. And I agree with what you say there. I think there needs to be a balance though. I was grateful to have a few teachers in school I could disagree with and argue with when I was getting over the idea of following the religious doctrine they were teaching us as infallible. But that was too much for some kids' parents to take and they doubled down and drummed in their religion tenfold when there was even the whiff of debate about. Sometimes the discrimination aspect of it all would come into play and that would certainly complicate things. I wish we could all be more open minded and teach a better understanding of these things with a more informed background / emphasis on the history behind it. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 18th Sep 2021 9:30pm)
  • Clearly disturbed? I think it was just taking the piss to be fair. Made no sense to me either but I was happy to crack a smile during a discussion of this nature for a change. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 19th Sep 2021 12:36am)
  • Shite beer by the way. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 19th Sep 2021 12:50am)
  • Says the kind of prick who goes on Reddit to look at arse pictures. Fanny. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 19th Sep 2021 4:42pm)
  • Trivialising the Holocaust. Sounds just like the Jew hating orange order. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 19th Sep 2021 5:13pm)
  • Oh, piss off. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 22nd Sep 2021 2:29pm)
  • I wish I could filter them out in real life, but they're all bigoted, obnoxious, loud cunts who we can't seem to get rid of. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 22nd Sep 2021 2:36pm)
  • Try Robert Graham's in town. Fantastic shop. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 23rd Sep 2021 1:00pm)
  • Radio 3 or radio 4 mostly, but I do enjoy the odd call in show on Radio Scotland when there's a funny nutter or two phoning in. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 23rd Sep 2021 1:52pm)
  • "Get aff ma patch!" by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 23rd Sep 2021 5:37pm)
  • Just saw on the news £30 bn plans to "totally transform" Glasgow. I seriously fucking shudder when I hear about Glasgow City Council planning anything. I wonder how many important buildings will be lost to this claptrap. The kicker was seeing Susan Aitken in the report. She's so deluded she calls the city clean! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 23rd Sep 2021 6:58pm)
  • Ha. I'm not saying it's all a bad idea, I'm just saying that it'll probably be a complete shit show given their terrible track record, ridiculous incompetence and their downright neglect of the city. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 23rd Sep 2021 7:40pm)
  • You sound less delusional than Susan Aitken to be fair. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 23rd Sep 2021 8:01pm)
  • Reading that hurt. I went through the same thing a few months ago, but it was still painful as hell afterwards. I was seriously thinking of looking up old nefarious friends to get some cocaine to deal with the pain (couldn't get prescription painkillers no matter how much I begged the miserable bastards) when I managed to get an appointment sorted. Might be worth calling them up and asking about cancellations, etc. Although it might be difficult because it would require a long appointment. All the best with it. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 24th Sep 2021 1:47pm)
  • Yes, at the supermarket near me. They've blocked the roads queuing for petrol and they're buying up all the meat too. Fucking mongs. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 24th Sep 2021 1:50pm)
  • You should see my local area's Facebook page. It's full of reports of huge ques at local petrol stations (with pictures) and replies from wanks accusing them of spreading rumours and scaremongering. I've seen it and it's happening. Saying so isn't wrong in any way. If reporting these things leads to people panic buying, that's totally on them, not the people stating fact. I honestly don't get the backlash to saying exactly what's fucking happening. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 24th Sep 2021 3:09pm)
  • Arsehole anti-vax fucking cunts who should just get to fuck. They're strangely obsessed with parking tickets too. They're thick as pigshit, dangerous and should all be shot. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 25th Sep 2021 4:17pm)
  • Airdrie is the worst station I've seen in or around Glasgow. Actually saw bits of shite floating in a shallow puddle of piss there once. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 25th Sep 2021 4:22pm)
  • My Hermes package is still 'out for delivery. ' Yeah, I'm not getting it today, am I? Glad I've waited in for two days already. Cunts. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 26th Sep 2021 6:57pm)
  • At least the rats can still enjoy them. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 26th Sep 2021 9:42pm)
  • If that Henry Healy's across from Argos in town is still there they'll do them. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 26th Sep 2021 10:04pm)
  • Thought you lot would be more partial to Blue Ribands? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 26th Sep 2021 10:55pm)
  • SAASy. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 27th Sep 2021 12:59am)
  • These films are all shite. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 27th Sep 2021 11:52am)
  • DELETED They're all the same - rehashed nonsense, moneymaking drivel. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 27th Sep 2021 12:13pm)
  • DELETED Nope, good things can be popular. I just don't see these movies as any good. Heaven forfend someone would come up with an original idea rather than endless spin offs or remakes in order to increase popcorn sales. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 27th Sep 2021 12:33pm)
  • Was in the shop for a bottle of wine and a packet of fags there and saw a bag of Frazzles on the shelf. Bought them and scoffed them in ten seconds. Fucking great. Clean living. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 27th Sep 2021 9:07pm)
  • DELETED Variety Bar. Good staff, good selection of drinks, great place. Not West end, but just a short walk across the bastard motorway. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 28th Sep 2021 5:03pm)
  • Keir Starmer is a walloper. Reminds me of that jumped up deputy head teacher I'd throw bits of my lunch at. Fanny. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 29th Sep 2021 1:34pm)
  • I'm sure this will end well... by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 29th Sep 2021 1:30pm)
  • A parcel company actually wanting to resolve a dispute? Definitely not normal. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 29th Sep 2021 5:06pm)
  • Why? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 29th Sep 2021 6:22pm)
  • Probably pished on. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 29th Sep 2021 8:53pm)
  • I'm not telling you. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 29th Sep 2021 9:09pm)
  • Ugh. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 30th Sep 2021 5:01pm)
  • What was odd about your experiences here compared to other places? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 1st Oct 2021 12:49am)
  • Excellent that it's October. The weather is great too. I'm going to put on a nice coat and go for a lovely walk with a cigar. Bonus: I heard there's otters in the river not too far off, so hoping to see them. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 1st Oct 2021 11:33am)
  • Ugh. This is the most boring, pointless crap I've seen here. Why the fuck would anyone care about any of this? It's only two posts in and it already feels never ending. Do you count the hairs on your balls for fun as well? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 1st Oct 2021 4:03pm)
  • You're clearly the fanny here. What are you, a twelve year old with no pals making lists of shite in your wee pink bedroom? I have better things to do than get involved with this time wasting pish. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 1st Oct 2021 4:11pm)
  • Why? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 1st Oct 2021 6:27pm)
  • DELETED If you have no experience putting things like this together it won't work. Get someone who knows what they're doing then present your idea to them. It'll cost a lot of money, cause a lot by headaches and take up all of your time. Sorry to rain on your parade, but these kinds of things don't just happen. Also, I doubt you'd be able to put it together with the time you have left. It's a cool idea though, and I wish you every success. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 2nd Oct 2021 1:30pm)
  • That's what you get for relying on a fucking supermarket. Do it properly. Also, there are supply issues these days in case you hadn't noticed. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 2nd Oct 2021 1:41pm)
  • So have I, and this sounds like a non starter to me. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 2nd Oct 2021 1:55pm)
  • The people coming to COP26 most likely won't see anything of Glasgow beyond what's been made up for them. It's the same reason the Queen thinks everywhere in the world smells like fresh paint. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 2nd Oct 2021 3:04pm)
  • Bus. Not rocket science. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 2nd Oct 2021 3:34pm)
  • Don't know why you're being downvoted. This is the advice I'd give, especially about looking up at the buildings. Around Central Station is fucking grim these days, but look up at the buildings and you'll be transported to another world. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 2nd Oct 2021 3:39pm)
  • Yeah, but make sure there are no gates at the station you're travelling to as well. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 2nd Oct 2021 3:45pm)
  • Jesus, man. Are you really this sensitive? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 2nd Oct 2021 3:57pm)
  • I guess they'd be used to it having hosted G8 in the past. COP26 is just the same bollocks on a larger scale. I saw Air Force One when it flew in for G8. It's fucking massive! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 2nd Oct 2021 3:55pm)
  • Not according to Susan Aitken. Apparently it's very clean. You seem to live in her parallel universe. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 2nd Oct 2021 4:03pm)
  • We can agree on that. If only his authority stopped at the border as well. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 2nd Oct 2021 4:05pm)
  • SpermaTopfMitKase, saving the planet from ecological catastrophe one sexy German at a time... by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 2nd Oct 2021 4:12pm)
  • Had a nefarious landlord once who did that to some tenants he couldn't remove. He also smeared it on the door handles. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 3rd Oct 2021 1:28pm)
  • Oooooooooooooh! *insert old Chewin' the Fat joke. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 3rd Oct 2021 1:36pm)
  • I'll never understand the mentality of cunts who come home pissed, realise they've lost their keys and have locked themselves out and then say, 'fuck it, I'll just boot my own door in!' Second time this neighbour has done it as well. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 3rd Oct 2021 3:06pm)
  • Who the fuck you calling Welsh? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 4th Oct 2021 8:54pm)
  • Jesus, that sounds better than a cake! I've been known to melt the biscoff spread into my coffee with added Baileys. I have zero shame. Happy birthday, by the way. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 5th Oct 2021 4:13pm)
  • Native Glaswegians. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 5th Oct 2021 4:19pm)
  • Surprised the bastard seagulls didn't hoover it up before the dogs got a chance. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 5th Oct 2021 4:15pm)
  • Biden brings his own security as well. US Presidents always do. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 5th Oct 2021 4:29pm)
  • It's always been a Royal Burgh. Although I think they were abolished in the 1970s. As far as I know it was never part of part of Glasgow officially. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 5th Oct 2021 5:35pm)
  • He doesn't trust his life to the police in any other country, nothing to do with Scotland. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 5th Oct 2021 6:04pm)
  • Believe me, you won't get anywhere near them. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 5th Oct 2021 6:06pm)
  • Don't join South Lanarkshire. For most things they're no better. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 5th Oct 2021 7:03pm)
  • Ha! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 5th Oct 2021 7:01pm)
  • I was just stating a fact, you know. US Presidents bring their own security no matter what country they're visiting. No other world leader travels quite like that. Of course they're not going to fully rely on Police Scotland. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 5th Oct 2021 7:12pm)
  • Agreed. Also, don't forget that a lot of their cronies will get rich from the inevitable delays, etc. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 5th Oct 2021 8:18pm)
  • I'm guessing he's German given the username (damn filthy, by the way.) I lived in Germany and enjoyed some cracking saunas there. Really, they're fucking awesome and there's nothing like them here. I can see why someone would miss them. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 5th Oct 2021 8:21pm)
  • Have you been to East Kilbride? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 5th Oct 2021 8:27pm)
  • Apologies, I wrote that in the wrong place actually. Meant to edit my comment but replied by mistake (old tablet I'm using, not the best with its touchscreen. ) by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 5th Oct 2021 9:16pm)
  • Zero recycling for me. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 6th Oct 2021 12:25pm)
  • Found part of a runner bean in my cat's tin of chicken Sheba. Weird. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 7th Oct 2021 4:16pm)
  • I used these guys and they were wonderful from beginning to end. They know the Southside well too. Can't recommend them enough. https://www.greenmoveuk.com by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 7th Oct 2021 6:22pm)
  • I hope he does and she boots his baws. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 7th Oct 2021 7:45pm)
  • Dominic Raab's a cunt. Bringing him up is hitting below the belt. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 7th Oct 2021 8:10pm)
  • Phil Collins is a walloper. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 8th Oct 2021 6:06pm)
  • Well, it does. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 8th Oct 2021 8:41pm)
  • Why would we expect anything less from the shower of cunts who run this city? Things will only get worse, unless of course you're a pumped up prick from G-d knows where visiting for COP - then you'll see lovely manicured parts of the city I'm sure. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 8th Oct 2021 8:45pm)
  • I saw David Gilmour at the Albert Hall in 2006. David Crosby and Graham Nash were there for a few songs. I was hanging around outside for a while but ddidn't bother anyone for their autograph, though I saw Crosby march past autograph/photo hunters saying, "oh, I don't do those anymore." Struck me as a bit of a dick. What do you think Phil Collins meant by "the likes of you" ? Was she wearing a Peter Gabriel t-shirt or something? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 8th Oct 2021 9:04pm)
  • Good news, everyone! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 9th Oct 2021 8:46pm)
  • Are you abroad? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 9th Oct 2021 8:52pm)
  • The wee bits of paper stuck to the pillar in Love Music and on the windows of the 13th Note mostly. There's a wee gigs listings printed that's available in a lot of pubs too. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 9th Oct 2021 8:57pm)
  • Ach, they can all fuck off as far as I'm concerned. There's plenty of rooms for beds in the People's Palace now that GCC have fucked that place right up. Or perhaps garbage from the overflowing bins will keep them warm. Bunch of wankers, the lot of them. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 10th Oct 2021 8:19pm)
  • Go to Berlin or something. Britain is a shithole. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 10th Oct 2021 8:16pm)
  • Fuck off, ya bass. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 10th Oct 2021 10:08pm)
  • So it's just steamed hams? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 11th Oct 2021 4:28pm)
  • Got a paper cut reading the Herald today. Fucking Sturgeon. Arse munching twat, you are. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 11th Oct 2021 4:37pm)
  • Bunch of fucking cunts. They can fuck off, the parasitic bastards. Ugly as fuck as well. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 12th Oct 2021 8:19pm)
  • One of the cunts from that place nearly flattened me on Victoria Road today as they were cycling past. Like a big steaming shite everyone is having to smell and put up with, that place. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 12th Oct 2021 9:56pm)
  • Gee, I wonder what football team you support, you twat by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 12th Oct 2021 10:08pm)
  • Of course not. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 13th Oct 2021 7:15am)
  • Aye, think you should have a bash. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 13th Oct 2021 7:39pm)
  • Um, yeah. They have perfected the art of time travel then? My tongue in cheek comment was in no way disparaging their WW2 record. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 14th Oct 2021 12:35pm)
  • Yep. Fucked up my bills for over a year. Couldn't believe how much they fucked up and how they gave me the runaround. Ombudsman eventually sorted out most of it, but I'll be glad to go back to Scottish Power even if it costs me a bit more. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 14th Oct 2021 9:13pm)
  • I suppose it depends on a lot of factors, but the only problem I had with them was when they increased my bills without adequate explanation, hence my move to Ovo. However, Ovo were much, much worse. Not only did they increase bills willy nilly, without word, but when I complained they offered many different explanations, none of which turned out to be true, said it was wrong and that they'd fix it, which never happened. A year of that is enough to drive you crazy. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 15th Oct 2021 3:06pm)
  • What else are they going to do, be productive members of society? They're cunts and they stick to their strengths. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 16th Oct 2021 1:58pm)
  • Does anyone know where I can buy a Hokaido pumpkin? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 16th Oct 2021 3:54pm)
  • You're the most boring troll I've ever seen. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 16th Oct 2021 3:50pm)
  • Fucking imported pish. What's wrong with a Mint Cracknel? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 16th Oct 2021 4:02pm)
  • I think that fat prick would be too vulnerable to bribery in this case... by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 16th Oct 2021 4:16pm)
  • I hope not. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 18th Oct 2021 4:32pm)
  • DELETED Jesus Christ, all you have to do is walk down the street. You'll pass about ten bars in two minutes and I'm sure you can just pick one. Arse. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 18th Oct 2021 4:36pm)
  • Improve your diet. Problem solved. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 18th Oct 2021 5:45pm)
  • Meant no offence really. Sparkle Horse is good, in all seriousness. Lois Mor if you're interested in whisky (might have music too.) And The Belle is a nice cozy spot. But I'd just recommend walking a little and seeing what looks good. You'll be spoiled for choice. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 18th Oct 2021 6:08pm)
  • Damn right. I think people who want to eat that shite should get off their lazy arses and go get it. It'd probably do them good to work off a few of the calories. The height of laziness and ignorant privilege ordering a fucking McDonald's. An Uber guy asked me directions outside my building recently. He was delivering two sausage rolls from the Greggs across the street, I kid you not. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 18th Oct 2021 9:00pm)
  • Sound is pretty good, but a tad quiet like most places these days. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 18th Oct 2021 9:06pm)
  • Saw a deer on High Street once. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 18th Oct 2021 9:49pm)
  • Agreed. Getting one of these calls and winding them up is one of life's great pleasures. I even got one of them to sing for me once. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 19th Oct 2021 12:28am)
  • Ah, in that case I'd stick to Byres Rd or Great Western Rd as some of the streets around there can be quite hilly. Also, Oran Mor has quite a few steps at the entrance if you were thinking of there. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 19th Oct 2021 12:26am)
  • Careful now. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 19th Oct 2021 12:38am)
  • Seen a fair few drunks there but they were just harmlessly singing and staggering through the odd garden. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 19th Oct 2021 8:23pm)
  • There was one tonight at the Broken Pony, Dumbarton Rd. There's a few about. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 19th Oct 2021 10:08pm)
  • Not bad. Some real nice turns from a few folk. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 19th Oct 2021 11:10pm)
  • I remember the taxi driver as well. The Daily Record had the headline "I kicked burnin terrorist so hard in the balls I tore a tendon in my foot." Classic. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 20th Oct 2021 1:03pm)
  • Should be a sackable offence. Worst I've seen was someone have a sneezing fit, deafening everyone and spray over the camera. Best I've seen was two dogs shagging in the background. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 20th Oct 2021 7:50pm)
  • A fine looking feline! I wouldn't think of it as lost necessarily though. It looks well cared for, just out for some important cat business. Keep an eye out for it next time you're around and you might make a new friend. I wouldn't feed it though because they're chancing bastards and might even have dietary issues. If you hear of a lost cat in the area of course let the owners know if they're advertising or anything, but I wouldn't worry too much. Very nice of you to care though. We all need to look out for cats, and there are plenty who don't seem as well cared for as this one. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 20th Oct 2021 8:02pm)
  • I'd like to see that. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 20th Oct 2021 8:09pm)
  • Do they have pie suppers in Dublin? If not, you *have* to get pished then get one. Also, don't rely on trains on Sunday. Nae trains. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 20th Oct 2021 8:28pm)
  • Deep fried pies, man. That's the way to go. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 20th Oct 2021 8:37pm)
  • The Co OP outside Central Station has the NYT, and sometimes the WH Smith inside the station, as well as the one in Buchanan St Bus Station. They'll be a day or so late though. Waitrose on Byres Rd also has it. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 20th Oct 2021 8:56pm)
  • I like an actual newspaper. I'm a fucking monster. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 20th Oct 2021 9:07pm)
  • Obviously you're not aware of the fact that the New York Times (and pretty much every international newspaper of good standing) is printed in numerous places throughout the world. They don't fly them in. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 21st Oct 2021 12:57am)
  • Damn right. When I was in Germany I'd be grateful to find a copy of the New York Times when I could get it. I don't know where it was printed, but it'd be that day's copy unlike here in Glasgow where it's a day behind (probably printed in London then posted up, as it was when I was subscribed. ) Years ago when I was in Islay I had to wait until late afternoon to get a newspaper because they'd be shipped over. Saying it's less environmentally friendly getting an actual newspaper as opposed to reading its articles online is ridiculous. The internet isn't good for the environment either, and the algorithms built up spread all sort of misinformation and shite, often conspiracy theory anti environmental crap and much more besides. And I can't be fucked with more and more screen time. Nothing wrong with reading a physical copy of the New York Times. More people should. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 21st Oct 2021 1:38am)
  • Howling for the last decade? It's been by far the worst place around for far longer than that. Honestly don't know how the clatty cunts haven't been shut down by the authorities. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 21st Oct 2021 2:03pm)
  • There was a violent incident at Central Station though, so some normality is still in place. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 21st Oct 2021 6:07pm)
  • Heard it was the attempted murder of a 51 year old man by an 18 year old, Farmeloan Rd. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 21st Oct 2021 6:13pm)
  • Haven't noticed a shortage of wine. I've been half pissed through most of the pandemic. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 21st Oct 2021 6:20pm)
  • Suppose that's the neds past their Spice Boys phase then... by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 21st Oct 2021 8:14pm)
  • I think it happened around midnight. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 21st Oct 2021 10:00pm)
  • Excellent. Shite they put different music on the Netflix version though. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 21st Oct 2021 11:37pm)
  • Yeah, almost like it's nearing November 5th... by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 2:31am)
  • Aye, donuts there taste like shite unless they've made some cunt's poor wee dog piss itself. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 3:27am)
  • Dude, you're posting about fireworks at this time of year asking, 'the fuck.' Either you're an ignoramus or you're the one who is trolling. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 3:31am)
  • Big surprise the kinds of folk who let off fireworks are wallopers who sometimes do it out of acceptable hours, eh? Useless post. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 3:37am)
  • How original. I'm a walloper for calling out your bullshit, useless post? I'm a walloper for saying folks who let off fireworks are wallopers? Call the police if it's annoying you so much. I'm sure they'll take you seriously because you're vewwy vewwy important. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 3:43am)
  • Jesus, seek help. You blow your father with that mouth? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 3:47am)
  • Big man, I see. Sure you wouldn't piss yourself if there were any fireworks about? Sounds like all I'd need would be a wee sparkler and a roman candle. Get a fucking grip, it's a bullshit thread (you started) on reddit for Christ's sake. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 3:56am)
  • You seriously expect me to meet up for a fight with some tit on reddit who moans about fireworks going off at the end of October and doesn't know why? How's the PCP treating you? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 4:00am)
  • It's like talking to a wee fanny who thinks he's hard challenging people for a 'meet up' online when he's just really a wee fanny. Go have a wank and relieve some of that tension. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 4:07am)
  • I don't have an alt on this. The fact that you got into an argument with another person here who pointed out the blindingly obvious doesn't surprise me in the slightest. Paranoid much? Not hard to believe more than one person here thinks you're a cunt. As for chatting shit behind my screen - says the cunt who challenged me for a 'meet up.' Couldn't make it up. Fuck off, ya bass. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 4:16am)
  • The original intro music is nowhere to be found on the Netflix version. The first few seasons have the pish intro instead of the original. They re recorded the original intro for the last couple of seasons though. I have no idea why. The episode with Dorothy Paul playing Francis' sister has shite music rather than what was originally used too. Thankfully they've kept the slosh! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 1:14pm)
  • Ach, Coldplay fans deserved to get fleeced. Coldplay are cunts. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 1:23pm)
  • Stuff. I didn't see it last time I passed, but might still be there. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 9:02pm)
  • It moved across the street after that though. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 23rd Oct 2021 7:40pm)
  • Another fucking fireworks post. Fireworks are bad, m'kay? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 24th Oct 2021 2:15pm)
  • Nice for them to have a union that can fight for more pay and favourable conditions, but other professions have unions that are fucking useless. A family member of mine worked for Greggs. During the pandemic their union actually lost them contracted hours and negotiated what was effectively a pay cut. No reversal of this of course now that the shops are fully open again and making money hand over fist at the expense of their overworked and poorly paid employees. Any shop workers union I've been involved in has been useless to me too. The money goes to the Labour party, and they're fucking useless too. It's not a black and white issue. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 24th Oct 2021 3:38pm)
  • Trust Uncle Jimbo. Hey, maybe it was Ned and Uncle Jimbo... by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 24th Oct 2021 3:43pm)
  • Never said it was. I was just making the point that not all unions are useful to their members, so just telling people to join a union isn't going to cut it. Redundancy was the argument made by the company, yes, but it was bollocks. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 24th Oct 2021 5:40pm)
  • Might be an exercise for Cop. I've seen police vans racing about a few times with no news of any incident that would justify it. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 24th Oct 2021 5:56pm)
  • Plenty of people can't join a union. Plenty of people have bad experiences with unions. Plenty of people object to bankrolling the Labour party under the pretense of worker's rights. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 24th Oct 2021 6:47pm)
  • Bought some stuff a few years ago with similar effects. Turned out it was some kind of synthetic shite. I'd shop around man. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 24th Oct 2021 8:02pm)
  • Saw some "local's guide to Glasgow" article in the Guardian today mentioning Kelvingrove Museum as a highlight of the city. Aye, it is - shame it's fucking closed because of this pish though. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 24th Oct 2021 8:06pm)
  • That's a good thing. I don't think that was an option when I was in a union, or perhaps it just wasn't publicised. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 24th Oct 2021 8:17pm)
  • A lovely night for roast butternut squash soup. I'm hungover as fuck and glad I made it without burning myself or lopping off a finger. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 27th Oct 2021 6:42pm)
  • Remember when someone stole the baby Jesus? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 27th Oct 2021 6:48pm)
  • Bring back Reverend Flowers. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 27th Oct 2021 6:50pm)
  • What's rocket surgery? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 27th Oct 2021 7:14pm)
  • Morrisons. I bought a spangly skeleton today and a massive plastic bat. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 27th Oct 2021 11:08pm)
  • About half the size of a door. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 27th Oct 2021 11:14pm)
  • Thought you were come pot with cheese? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 27th Oct 2021 11:12pm)
  • Ha, nah, just a bog standard door. The height is about a metre and the width is about a metre and a half. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 27th Oct 2021 11:18pm)
  • Good. Piece of fucking nonsense you'd be done for something like that. 'Mon the stoners! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 28th Oct 2021 12:33am)
  • Lenzie to Cambuslang. Thank christ I was absolutely blootered singing along to The Wall on my iPod. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 28th Oct 2021 12:15pm)
  • I woke up in Motherwell once and every cunt I asked wouldn't tell me where I was. Hated the place ever since. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 28th Oct 2021 12:24pm)
  • Our subway is like a wee toy. Brilliant. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 28th Oct 2021 12:54pm)
  • Fucking horrible. I wanted some chaotic shite. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 28th Oct 2021 12:50pm)
  • Nah, they were just cunts. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 28th Oct 2021 1:33pm)
  • Aye, got some looks in Bridgeton. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 28th Oct 2021 11:57pm)
  • I've seen a few stop and nip into a bookies to use the toiet. Also had one driver who ran out and got a takeaway. He looked happy as fucking Larry when he got back. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 30th Oct 2021 2:44pm)
  • Hey, I'm a toff and I swear like a fucking trooper. Also, I don't care who is within earshot. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 1st Nov 2021 12:47pm)
  • It is a difficult job. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 1st Nov 2021 3:17pm)
  • I'd like to hear more from Mr. Pink. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 1st Nov 2021 3:15pm)
  • He only flew from Italy, and on the most comfortable, well equipped plane on the planet. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 1st Nov 2021 4:50pm)
  • Bad bot. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 1st Nov 2021 5:48pm)
  • Aye, he is a bit of a walloper, but at least he's not wanting to shag his daughter with his tiny mushroom penis and buy Greenland. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 1st Nov 2021 6:48pm)
  • It was just my lighthearted way of saying yeah, Biden isn't great but I'd rather have him there than Trump. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 1st Nov 2021 7:05pm)
  • Created it the day I stupidly split my thumb open on a tin of kidney beans. Thought it was apt. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 1st Nov 2021 11:17pm)
  • Spend it shouting at the plumber. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 3rd Nov 2021 1:31pm)
  • Almost shat myself there from a firework. Fuck's sake, leave those loud bastards for the 5th at least. Thankfully my cat is a hardnut and not bothered in the slightest. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 3rd Nov 2021 7:27pm)
  • Total wankers, the lot of them. Genuinely interested if anyone here has actually eaten their food though. It looks fucking rank to say the least. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 4th Nov 2021 2:40pm)
  • GCC seriously needs to be completely fucking demolished and rebuilt properly. I'm from here and I've lived in a lot of places, including a fair few corrupt and inept shitholes, but this place really does take the biscuit. And it doesn't matter who is in power. The fucking Monster Raving Loony party or the BNP could be elected here and it'd still be the same shambles. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 4th Nov 2021 3:20pm)
  • Makes sense that those workers had a shelter nearby they could run to if need be. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 5th Nov 2021 5:53pm)
  • Go up a hill. The Necropolis is a great spot. If the gates are closed just climb over them or the wall and head up to the top of it. I'd suggest bringing a torch. It'll be creepy as hell too, but you'll have a fantastic view in a great setting. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 5th Nov 2021 5:56pm)
  • I heard some stupid woman the other week tell her friend that she'd just visited her friend's kid who had covid because she "hadn't seen her in ages." This was in a queue at the chemist. Horrible bastards. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 5th Nov 2021 6:04pm)
  • It has a good reputation but any time I've been it's been absolutely shite. I'd go somewhere else. There are plenty of much, much better places. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 5th Nov 2021 6:00pm)
  • Cumbernauld is just the place drunks wake up in after they've missed their stop. What's it called? A shitehole. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 5th Nov 2021 10:44pm)
  • One of them once came over to threaten me with a fine for cigarette ash when I was smoking outside a pub. Told him to fuck off and he stood watching me until I stubbed it out and put it in a bin's ashtray. Creepy bastard. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 7th Nov 2021 5:55pm)
  • Ruined my roast parsnips. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 9th Nov 2021 4:00am)
  • Ghost peppers? Your arse must have a ring of steel. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 11th Nov 2021 6:19pm)
  • My Canadian ex couldn't believe there was a Hamilton here as well. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 11th Nov 2021 8:02pm)
  • "thanks Glasgow." You're weclome! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 11th Nov 2021 11:19pm)
  • I used to stay down the street from a fancy Michelin starred restaurant. Every week some fat cunt in a massive Porche would park it on the grass outside, ruining the plants, etc. This was also an area of high pollution. In the summer the air was unbearable. It pissed me off, but I just left offensive notes on his windscreen. It took two seconds, wasn't illegal and was more environmentally friendly than this bollocks of vandalising random cars. These folks are obviously a bunch of wankers. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 11th Nov 2021 11:27pm)
  • Jesus, what a combination. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 12th Nov 2021 2:19am)
  • Rangers fans and fireworks both suck donkey balls though. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 12th Nov 2021 2:24am)
  • Nah, she was sound apart from that, and from a completely different part of Canada. She'd only lived in Hamilton Ontario for a wee bit so probably didn't know there was that Hamilton for long either to be fair. I did meet an American once though who refused to believe that Amsterdam wasn't named after New York because that used to be named New Amsterdam. This was actually in a bar in fucking Amsterdam. OK, might have been a hash cafe, but even so. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 12th Nov 2021 2:30am)
  • Nah, of course I didnt achieve anything much. Unless you count pissing the guy off and getting him to park elsewhere. Got into an argument with him after he saw me leave a note and I threatened to report his parking (he was obstructing half the pavement as well forcing people onto a busy road. Pedestrians walking on a road unless it's at a designated crossing with a green light is illegal where this took place, and the cops would enforce the shit out of it. If you had a driving licence and were caught doing this, you'd get points or be liable to lose it.) As for progress on tackling the pollution this cunt contributed to, well that was unlikely. This happened in another country known for a huge car industry and lying about their emissions. But you're right, it's not worth doing ANYTHING or even calling out a selfish cunt for being a selfish cunt... by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 12th Nov 2021 11:48am)
  • I'm not wrong calling them wankers when their activism includes thoughtless vandalism. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 12th Nov 2021 2:39pm)
  • Constructive comment there, arsehole. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 12th Nov 2021 2:44pm)
  • Mitchell Library would be a good shout, beautiful building too. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 12th Nov 2021 3:50pm)
  • Yes! I haven't been in a while, but a wonderful place. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 12th Nov 2021 10:01pm)
  • Had to suffer the knuckle dragging bastards absolutely butcher Land of Hope and Glory earlier. They went out of key, then played the wrong notes, but they all did it together. That really is a special kind of stupid. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 14th Nov 2021 6:46pm)
  • Fuck's sake, how stupid. Even more stupid that a Costco cake doesn't meet your exalted standards for a one year old to stupidly smash it up. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 14th Nov 2021 8:58pm)
  • Slaters stopped selling these? That's ridiculous. What's next, are they going to stop sewing in pockets when they make your suit? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 16th Nov 2021 5:46pm)
  • Owned by a cunt. Don't give them the business. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 17th Nov 2021 10:18am)
  • Afternoon, Officer. For walking I'd say the canal near Cowcaddens, the Necropolis, the quieter streets around Hillhead or Hyndland. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 19th Nov 2021 4:08pm)
  • Used to have a neighbour two doors down who had one of those yappy wee shites. Every morning it'd be left unattended just outside the door and would jump up and down barking, lunging at me as I left. I was always scared my cat would sneak out behind me (he'd sometimes do this) and have to face the thing. One morning this happened. Thankfully old Tom just walked up to it completely unfazed and the dog shat it. I hate having to deal with dogs off the lead because I'm not good with dogs and don't know what to do when they've forced their way into your space. Nothing against dogs, but a lot of their owners seem completely oblivious to the havoc they can cause. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 20th Nov 2021 12:03am)
  • Guy Fawkes Night withdrawal hit hard. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 21st Nov 2021 11:48pm)
  • Fucking loony. Hope he gets shat on, the cunt. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 22nd Nov 2021 8:59pm)
  • Go for it mate. You only live once. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 22nd Nov 2021 9:43pm)
  • 4.10 AM is fucking not the acceptable time to be emptying the glass recycling bins outside every piss stinking pub on the street (there's nine of them). Glaiket cunts. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 4:35am)
  • Some prick keeps monkeys near me and one of the poor bastards escaped a while back. I saw him at the train station devouring a tin of fruit. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 5:41am)
  • Best Kebab, 4 AM fresh. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 5:59am)
  • Ha! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 5:58am)
  • Cellars. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 5:55am)
  • 4.10 AM is fucking not the acceptable time to be emptying the glass recycling bins outside every piss stinking pub on the street (there's nine of them). Glaiket cunts. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 6:12am)
  • Yep, even saw the odd gang brawl outside them at closing time. Never emptying the bottles at 4am though. That's just fucking not on. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 24th Nov 2021 12:29am)
  • Barred! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 24th Nov 2021 12:30am)
  • Platform Wallloper and 3/4. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 24th Nov 2021 1:04am)
  • An old fashioned corner shop will have great last minute presents. Fake vomit, sweets, booze, old porn, a clock. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 24th Nov 2021 1:10am)
  • Someone tried to steal my pal's Ring doorbell using a knife or a chisel or something. Fucking hilarious. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 24th Nov 2021 7:48pm)
  • The Press Bar. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 24th Nov 2021 7:53pm)
  • It wouldn't be much use on dry land, fuck's sake. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 24th Nov 2021 7:50pm)
  • Not surprised. Wouldn't be surprised to see Putin starring in a porno at this point though. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 24th Nov 2021 8:55pm)
  • "Is that Novichok on your pants or are you just happy to see me?" by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 24th Nov 2021 9:12pm)
  • An old (ex Soviet) neighbour of mine had a Putin calendar with those pictures. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 24th Nov 2021 11:19pm)
  • Saw a couple shagging in there once. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 25th Nov 2021 4:30pm)
  • Blackhill. Try that hippie shite there. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 25th Nov 2021 6:10pm)
  • Good man. Last time I saw him was in Heraghty's, fine hat and all. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 25th Nov 2021 9:07pm)
  • Pubs. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 26th Nov 2021 12:34am)
  • Anyone else hear "junkie bastards" in Navid's voice when reading this? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 26th Nov 2021 12:38am)
  • Great. Can't wait to be held up by a fucking film set again for a shite film. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 26th Nov 2021 1:25pm)
  • I suggest the Pot Still. Fantastic selection of whisky, good staff, old fashioned, usually a cracking atmosphere. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 26th Nov 2021 1:59pm)
  • Corinthian is owned by a cunt who treats his staff like garbage. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 26th Nov 2021 2:22pm)
  • Aye, they should definitely go to a chippy and get a fish supper or something. Blue Lagoon is pish though. Shame there's so many of them in the town. OP, find another chippy and get a pie supper. It's a steak pie that's deep fried and served with chips (fries). Great for soaking up eight or nine pints. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 26th Nov 2021 3:00pm)
  • Gary Johnstone puts on a great show there. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 26th Nov 2021 5:22pm)
  • I'm sure that's shut and about to be torn down for yet another fucking soulless hotel. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 26th Nov 2021 5:33pm)
  • I got barred once because someone bonked me on the head with their umbrella in the queue to get in. Insult added to injury, ha. Otherwise had great times in there. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 26th Nov 2021 6:17pm)
  • I hope someone pisses shite in it. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 27th Nov 2021 11:51pm)
  • Excellent. Should get a fat jakie with his tits out on the 75 though. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 27th Nov 2021 11:58pm)
  • Any shop that sells phones. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 27th Nov 2021 11:56pm)
  • West End Pole Dance Academy. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 27th Nov 2021 11:55pm)
  • Aye, downvote me! Cannae even buy a phone. Fuckin walloper. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 28th Nov 2021 12:53am)
  • "Oh, my shite food is too shite for me! Whatever shall I doooo?!" by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 28th Nov 2021 1:13am)
  • Pish patter, roundabout magnet. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 28th Nov 2021 1:10am)
  • You get nothing but shite in East Kilbride, that's what. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 28th Nov 2021 1:46am)
  • Naw. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 28th Nov 2021 1:45am)
  • Fucking East Kilbride man. Imagine being pished there and wanting something to eat. Ghastly. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 28th Nov 2021 1:58am)
  • Me neither. Really forced creepy shite. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 28th Nov 2021 1:55am)
  • Just dump them somewhere outside some random cunt's house. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 28th Nov 2021 5:39pm)
  • That wouldn't work. The cheese would melt through the batter and ruin the oil. It would break up. Some parts would burn having been already cooked. Anything involving pork or poultry would be a health hazard. You'd end up with a hundred inedible pieces. Fried pizza is no bad thing per se (they do one in Italy) but you're not going to find that here, and it's not the same thing. Your idea idea is a terrible one. Just take a good bucket and get a fucking pizza crunch. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 28th Nov 2021 7:59pm)
  • Fuck's sake. That was me just back at the shagging again. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 29th Nov 2021 2:45pm)
  • Drank all my whisky last night. I'll need to get some more since its St Andrew's Day. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 30th Nov 2021 10:08am)
  • Fuck that. I hope he steps on a rusty nail, the cunt. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 30th Nov 2021 10:05am)
  • You're still a complete fanny. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 30th Nov 2021 5:56pm)
  • Cragganmore whenever I can get it. I'll suffer through a Whyte and Mackay if I'm skint. Used to get Stewart's cream of the barley, which was very good for the price, but haven't seen that about for a long time. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 30th Nov 2021 5:55pm)
  • Jesus, how big is she? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 30th Nov 2021 6:05pm)
  • Or during? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 30th Nov 2021 6:21pm)
  • I think that arrived a couple of years before the lockdowns. I remember some story about it getting vandalised in its first few days by a couple of completely bollocked Strathclyde students who owned up and gave a grovelling apology. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 1st Dec 2021 12:18am)
  • Ha! Can't wait for night bus lunacy again! I once saw a man take a shite on the stairs of a number 12 at 4am as it passed near the Gorbals. Not a word of a lie. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 1st Dec 2021 12:23am)
  • Phil Collins is a fucking walloper. I mean, I guess it's good that he can't really drum any more, but I wish the cunt would just piss off completely. Arsehole. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 1st Dec 2021 12:31am)
  • I've always been meaning to go. Hope they have heavy. Seems like a place that'd serve heavy. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 1st Dec 2021 12:37am)
  • Excellent! That's me sorted then! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 1st Dec 2021 1:03am)
  • Shooooorrrtbreeeaad! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 1st Dec 2021 2:10am)
  • I do hope this happens. Fuck the people, it'd be worth it for the story. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 1st Dec 2021 2:24am)
  • Someone finding a pie and crisps can only be a good thing. That's a really nice thing you've done. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 1st Dec 2021 2:20am)
  • Thanks. Just had a teacake there because of this and it was fucking brilliant. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 1st Dec 2021 2:26am)
  • I can't even imagine how much of a fuck up a Glasgow tram project would be. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 1st Dec 2021 2:38am)
  • Aren't they cutting the time between second dose and booster to three months anyway? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 1st Dec 2021 12:34pm)
  • Just a fatter brown envelope needed. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 1st Dec 2021 12:36pm)
  • A place to park? There's your mistake right there. Bistro and the like are for when you're pished. Eating that stuff sober would be ghastly. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 1st Dec 2021 12:55pm)
  • I'd guess the new guidelines will be implemented soon and that's why there's some inconsistency now. Hopefully they're also prepared for the inevitable rise in demand when they do take people after three months. Good luck with it, hope you get sorted soon. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 1st Dec 2021 1:03pm)
  • Can't do the house work because my arm is killing me (booster yesterday). Think I'll exercise it lifting a few pints instead. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 1st Dec 2021 1:11pm)
  • I miss that wee pizza stand near Central Station. It wasn't great, but around £1.50 for a massive slice of pizza and open all night. It did the job. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 1st Dec 2021 1:45pm)
  • Just park there. You'll probably be fine. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 1st Dec 2021 4:54pm)
  • Maybe Walkabout. I've heard they show weird things like that. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 1st Dec 2021 11:29pm)
  • Ha! I'll be missing this one I'm afraid, but I promise I'll bring the shortbread when I finally attend. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 2nd Dec 2021 12:06am)
  • Last time I visited Santa (Debenhams) my gift was a pack of fucking shoelaces. Hope standards have improved. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 2nd Dec 2021 12:16am)
  • Sympathies. I got my booster the other day and fucked my arm off the door frame after a few pints. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 2nd Dec 2021 4:42pm)
  • Aye, Tommy Sheridan completely ruined the hairy back look. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 2nd Dec 2021 4:46pm)
  • Best Kebab. A few unsuspecting tourists' maws got pumped there.. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 2nd Dec 2021 11:29pm)
  • I'd write a vicious letter detailing the door complaint to everyone in the building (post yourself one too) just signed, 'a neighbour.' Repeat if necessary with a nasty letter. If that fails, leave a note by the door threatening to expose the bastard with CCTV if they don't stop. If you get a snapshot of them, print posters saying 'door locking cunt' and put them around the area. I also know a guy who pishes in a tray, freezes it and then comes round and slides it under the door of any troublesome neighbours, for a fee. A new lock will only help so much. People will still fuck it up. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 2nd Dec 2021 11:45pm)
  • Boris Johnson is a pure fanny. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 3rd Dec 2021 2:32am)
  • "Your parcel is due for delivery between 09.53 and 11.53 today." Aye, right. Fucking cunts. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 3rd Dec 2021 12:05pm)
  • Cheapside Street always cracked me up. Terrible tragedy happened there though. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 3rd Dec 2021 2:46pm)
  • Apparently it survives because the wood was treated by all the pish kids would throw on the acts back when that was a thing. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 3rd Dec 2021 6:46pm)
  • I had a friend who posted a picture of a shit with the caption, " xyz's first potty." Swiftly deleted. Sick cunts. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 4th Dec 2021 1:53pm)
  • Not that I'd ever do it, but a lot of cunts would, so I'm surprised they're not keyed more often. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 4th Dec 2021 1:56pm)
  • That's me done with the town for a good while. Three stupid fights, a guy nearly puked on me and barely a mask in sight. And everyone looked scummy as fuck, total wallopers. Stick your December up your arse. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 5th Dec 2021 1:05am)
  • You'll be fine. Just make sure you get to the airport OK. Snow fucked me out of a flight once, but that was du to it delaying the bus to the airport, not the flight. And have a wee hip flask to calm the nerves. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 5th Dec 2021 9:35pm)
  • Renfield Bar. If you're going to embrace karaoke, embrace it in all its shittery. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 5th Dec 2021 10:20pm)
  • Thank fuck my Christmas nights out in the town were cancelled. Too many of those cunts nearly hitting me when I'm steaming dressed in a stupid jumper. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 5th Dec 2021 10:47pm)
  • That Inside Central Station pish is like being spoon fed diarrhea. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 6th Dec 2021 12:20am)
  • Ach, that's nothing. A while back I had to get off the bus because a schoolboy smashed one of the windows, about four miles from my destination. We had to get out and wait, but no buses showed and I lasted two hours before walking off. Finally found a bus that'd take me the last mile or so and the fucking driver didn't accept my ticket. Oh, and the only reason I took a bus in the first place was because there were no trains. Complaining is futile. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 6th Dec 2021 12:28am)
  • Last time in town looked like a free for all to me - no masks, no social distancing. Maybe split the group in two going into places though in case the bouncer is prone to turning away larger groups. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 6th Dec 2021 1:56pm)
  • Saw two junkies having a fight last night, shouting "junky! Ya junky bastard! Smelly junky boot!" etc. I thought of going down to educate them on the proper way to address each other ('problem drug user' surely?) but figured it wouldn't be too long before you caught the methadone signal in the sky and descended in your cape to set things right. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 6th Dec 2021 2:09pm)
  • "Throw the steakbake!" by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 7th Dec 2021 12:27am)
  • Any idea which post office would have a passport form? Can't do it online and the few I tried didn't seem to have anything. Edit: it's snowing! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 7th Dec 2021 12:28pm)
  • Thank you! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 7th Dec 2021 1:03pm)
  • Aberdeen is fucking awful if you have a hangover - grey buildings, grey sky, grey pavements, grey people. Then if the sun hits the granite it shines and sort of stabs you in the eye. There's a miserable nature to the place as well I think. All generalisations of course, but I don't trust people from the east. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 7th Dec 2021 1:33pm)
  • Not the worst area around, but a bit of a shithole. I'd guess you'd be safe in your house unless you had absolute lunatics for neighbours. Walking alone at night I'd keep your wits about you. You'll probably be fine though. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 7th Dec 2021 1:39pm)
  • Was just south of Glasgow, but it's all gone now. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 7th Dec 2021 3:32pm)
  • Sound advice, pardon the pun. But I don't think I'd try to meet with someone I suspected of smashing my door in with a hammer. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 7th Dec 2021 11:57pm)
  • Piss in a tray, freeze it, slide it under his door. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 8th Dec 2021 12:21am)
  • You need to stay in your hotel room until until you get your negative test result. https://www.visitscotland.com/about/practical-information/covid-19-recovery-phases/key-holiday-guidance/#arrival by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 8th Dec 2021 1:26pm)
  • Fucking useless, condescending, jumped-up fucking Council cunts! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 8th Dec 2021 9:14pm)
  • Fucking useless, condescending, jumped-up fucking Council cunts! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 8th Dec 2021 9:15pm)
  • That flavour sounds like a fucking abomination. They should just stick to the ones they do well (salted, salt and vinegar, Cheddar and onion, haggis and black pepper, scotch bonnet chili) and season them properly. Fucking sick of this reduced salt pish. Crisps with less salt and fat were available if cunts wanted them, there was no need to infect the good crisps with that pish. I'm buying a multi pack of fucking Brannigan's, I clearly don't mind actual taste. You can't even get Brannigan's any more - they ruined them when they reduced the salt content. McCoy's will be next. Sick of these companies falling over backwards to health pish then thinking they can distract us from the fact that their crisps are shite now with limited edition flavour variations on hangover vomit. The cunts should get back to their day job of getting me fat and making it fucking worthwhile. Anyway, I'd only ever have steak pie on Boxing Day as a regular thing, usually at some middle class auntie's house. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 8th Dec 2021 9:49pm)
  • I'll give them a blast. Mackies aren't the worst by any means. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 8th Dec 2021 10:09pm)
  • Actually, he's pretty good. Annoying as fuck for sure, but any tips I've got from him have always worked. And he's certainly right campaigning for better food and nutrition. I'm sure he'd be cool with the return of some classic crisps. He seems like a Potato Puffs person. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 8th Dec 2021 10:06pm)
  • Years ago there was a guy who worked there who was caught smearing his own shite over the walls in that very toilet. My dad worked with the guy before in another job, said he was never quite right. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 9th Dec 2021 10:46pm)
  • Utter, utter shite. Away and 'shine a light' up your arse, Cairnie walloper. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 10th Dec 2021 5:58pm)
  • Really?! Can't say I've ever heard anything like this... by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 10th Dec 2021 6:55pm)
  • Whoosh. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 10th Dec 2021 7:17pm)
  • I would keep up to date with that if I had any connection with it. I'd also learn to use a fucking search function. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 10th Dec 2021 8:21pm)
  • He's a fucking delusional cunt of the highest order. Nothing he said is remotely true. He's a known criminal as well. He also spouts other conspiracy theories such as Covid is a hoax and a lot of anti vax pish. You must be a moron to think he's right about anything. I was in Govanhill a good while. The only bother I ever got was from a bunch of drunken neds who were shouting racist abuse at a man in the park before they decided to pick on me. But you know, probably some Romanian gang behind that, and Covid is a hoax, and parking tickets are the deep state, etc. if you're one of those Cairnie morons. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 10th Dec 2021 11:37pm)
  • Lived there, can confirm - rubbish separated properly, emptied to a good working schedule, bottle banks at the bottom of the street, 99% of bottles, jars and cans recycled with a deposit scheme (can see that being problematic here though.) Oh, and I paid MUCH less in rent and tax. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 12th Dec 2021 3:01pm)
  • Found my Playstation one whilst digging for Christmas decorations in the cupboard. I've had a game of Smackdown! 2 and now I think I'll give Driver or South Park Rally a blast. First time playing these in about twenty years and it feels fucking brilliant. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 12th Dec 2021 3:14pm)
  • Yeah, I've found it nearly impossible to play at times (the tutorial thing in the car park is brutal!) but the graphics looked great back in the day. Still preferred the original GTAs though for the freedom they gave, despite being really crude. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 12th Dec 2021 5:11pm)
  • Picking up a couch at 4am sounds dodgy as fuck. Edit - sorry, read "coach" as couch. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 12th Dec 2021 7:20pm)
  • Don't shave, look depressed and smoke a cigarette in the queue. Hopefully then you won't be asked for ID. If you show them a fake ID there's no way they'd accept it - they'd clock it right away. Unless you're in possession of a master forgery from one of Putin's goons or something. Are you a Russian spy? Naw! Good luck, wee chancer. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 12th Dec 2021 8:19pm)
  • Isn't most of their crap generated by AI rather than real people? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 12th Dec 2021 10:07pm)
  • What did you think of the PS2 Smackdowns? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 12th Dec 2021 11:33pm)
  • What book? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 13th Dec 2021 1:08pm)
  • I was given a Still Game tshirt last Christmas, wore it once. It actually looks pretty cool though. If you didn't know the show you'd think it was for a gangster film. Definitely a bootleg though. Speaking of merchandise, I saw an advert for Jack and Victor whisky on the television the other night. Can't imagine it being much good, but has anyone tried it? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 13th Dec 2021 1:20pm)
  • The wee fannies don't put enough thought into it these days. A ned smacked me in the jaw flinging a turnip once. I've also been soaked by an exploding bottle of coke and mentos dropped from the top of a bridgde and walked straight into a web of old video tape they'd tied at the bottom of some stairs. Another favourite was when they'd sneak up behind me when I was rolling a cigarette then scare me half to death making me jump and spill the cigarette. Just shouting at you from a bike is lame. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 14th Dec 2021 12:03am)
  • Best Kebab. Central, catered, maws pumped. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 14th Dec 2021 12:07am)
  • I was born there. Some years later I nearly fell off a ledge drunk at the gardens there. It would most certainly have been the end of me. Would've bee cool to have died in the same spot I was born, but glad I didn't. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 14th Dec 2021 9:53am)
  • Seconded. Did a fine job with a few friends of mine. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 14th Dec 2021 5:32pm)
  • There's no Canada like French Canada... by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 15th Dec 2021 3:37pm)
  • Christmas lights fell down from the windows last night (affixing them with duct tape wasn't the best idea, but all I had) then the cat toppled the tree. Just waiting until she figures out a way to rip the decorations from the ceiling. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 16th Dec 2021 3:04pm)
  • This is not just rubbish, this is M&S rubbish. But seriously, I have no idea. I've lived in places with great services whilst paying a fraction of what it costs here. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 16th Dec 2021 3:13pm)
  • Another anti-lockdown cunt who sees paedophiles everywhere. Hope he smashes his taxi off a fucking bridge. It says he's a poet (Cairnie writes poems too!) but I'm far too depressed to look up that pish. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 16th Dec 2021 3:27pm)
  • Thanks! Will keep an eye out for it next time I'm there. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 16th Dec 2021 4:24pm)
  • Best Kebab. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 16th Dec 2021 6:57pm)
  • Write to Jehovah's Witnesses inviting them to their address for a chat. If you have a dog, take them to have a shit on their doorstep. Send them dogshite in the mail. Frozen pish under their door... I'm sure the Council website will have a way to report flytipping though. I did this in Lanarkshire from the website, then just had to confirm some details via email with the person dealing with it and it was all very quick. I'd guess GCC would deal with it similarly. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 16th Dec 2021 7:42pm)
  • Aye, until the Liberal Democrat cunt decides to prop up the Tories again. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 17th Dec 2021 1:35pm)
  • The shop for massive wallopers. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 17th Dec 2021 1:47pm)
  • There's enough bloody rubbish around for them, they don't need to go all fucking ladeeda with dead foxes. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 18th Dec 2021 1:06am)
  • Tis NOT the season for dental problems. Thanks for ending on point, 2021! You cunt. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 18th Dec 2021 3:34pm)
  • Should all be shot. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 18th Dec 2021 9:34pm)
  • Hallo, Piers Corbyn! YA AULD DICK. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 19th Dec 2021 2:57am)
  • Still struggling with your Foundation Standard Grade mathematics I see. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 19th Dec 2021 3:11am)
  • Filled rolls? Rolls made up to order? Hot? Cold? Just rolls? Anyway, go for Morton's rolls. You might find an old fashioned corner shop that'll still make up a roll for you, but you're probably best just getting a couple of fresh rolls and making them up yourself. Keep it simple. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 19th Dec 2021 8:56pm)
  • Happy was never there to begin with. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 19th Dec 2021 9:00pm)
  • No they're not. Those soft rolls are shite and I'd sooner eat a scabby leg, even after a decent smoke. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 19th Dec 2021 9:14pm)
  • Threw up there once after a pizza supper before heading back to shag someone in Driftwood's toilets. Nice building. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 19th Dec 2021 11:58pm)
  • Their butter used to be fucking amazing. It was a shame to put anything else on a good roll. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 20th Dec 2021 12:03am)
  • Of course it's shite, it's an airport. Can't even smoke in it. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 20th Dec 2021 3:38pm)
  • They'll probably cover it in modern shite. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 20th Dec 2021 3:35pm)
  • Wouldn't surprise me if you could smoke in the Emirates Lounge. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 20th Dec 2021 4:49pm)
  • That would be excellent. I hope he gets his way, but I'm a cynic and can't see it working out that way. Hope I'm wrong. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 20th Dec 2021 4:47pm)
  • They actually bless the bottles? Works like a fucking charm then, doesn't it... by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 20th Dec 2021 4:58pm)
  • But surely it'll require engineers, architects, etc.? I'm just wary of these kinds of projects involving old spaces. I've still to check out the museum and can't wait, I've heard it's fascinating. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 20th Dec 2021 5:54pm)
  • Or a nice pub. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 20th Dec 2021 6:53pm)
  • Deoch an Dorus always has a lovely pint, no matter what it is (top notch Guinness.) Best Tennent's I've had has usually been a nice local that ran a good shop though rather than most places in town, West End, etc. Last great one I had was in The Sefton, Cambuslang, but that's changed hands now and I haven't been in since, so no idea if it's the same. A bartender friend told me that the best pints were to be found in places selling a lot of them. Not a big fan of Tennent's lager myself, but there's definitely some really nice pints of it out there. Chapman's in Rutherglen is the last one I had and it was very decent. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 20th Dec 2021 9:29pm)
  • There was a stall in the Savoy Centre that sold ridiculously warm and comfy ones, gloriously old fashioned - a sign of quality. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 20th Dec 2021 9:33pm)
  • I lived underneath someone who used a rowing machine every morning. I almost chopped the cunt's arms off. It really depends on the building, whether you have a carpet, how loud the machine is, etc. If you need to use your treadmill, try it out a few times then ask your neighbours if it's causing any issues. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 21st Dec 2021 8:59pm)
  • Best Kebab. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 21st Dec 2021 9:03pm)
  • Or saved them from having a tray of frozen pish slid under their door... by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 21st Dec 2021 10:38pm)
  • Absolutely fucking horrible. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 22nd Dec 2021 4:40pm)
  • I'm getting pished today. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 25th Dec 2021 10:09am)
  • Because you're a Covid spreading wanker. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 26th Dec 2021 6:34pm)
  • No it isn't. You're most certainly a wanker, and having such a large gathering suggests that you couldn't care less about the risks involved. So, yeah, I'll call you a Covid spreading wanker again. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 26th Dec 2021 8:59pm)
  • Yes, you've ruined my Boxing Day. How will I ever find peace again? Fuck off, ya wee shite. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 26th Dec 2021 9:13pm)
  • I'm cheer personified. Happy fucking new year when it comes. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 26th Dec 2021 9:18pm)
  • I'm pretty sure snoring is legal. The Council wouldn't do anything. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 27th Dec 2021 2:04pm)
  • Wanker. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 27th Dec 2021 2:00pm)
  • My tone deaf junkie cunt of a next door neighbour is now learning guitar. Loudly. Pray for me. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 28th Dec 2021 2:11pm)
  • Nah, let the cunt stay inside. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 30th Dec 2021 4:25pm)
  • Best Kebab. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 30th Dec 2021 4:40pm)
  • I didn't mention the Tories. You did, probably because you're a Tory cunt. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 30th Dec 2021 10:58pm)
  • Maws pumped. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 30th Dec 2021 11:09pm)
  • My lights were flickering but that's all. I hope those ned bastards who terrorise people at the shops there are freezing their bollocks off though. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 6th Jan 2022 11:15pm)
  • They only made it worse. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 6th Jan 2022 11:30pm)
  • Put him in the skip. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 7th Jan 2022 6:37pm)
  • Yes, a few issues. Remarkably though one was sorted out for the next day when we enquired at the local Post Office, which has never happened before. I've found their website and phone numbers completely useless. Still much better service than Hermes and the like though. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 8th Jan 2022 6:17pm)
  • Not encouraged, for pretty fucking obvious reasons. I saw the roof of an old one years ago through an open door though and it looked precarious enough for me to stay on the other side. Full of weird rubbish and some dead birds too. Can't imagine it'd be pleasant. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 8th Jan 2022 6:22pm)
  • Robert Graham on West George St. would be your best bet. If they don't have them in stock they'd probably be able to get them in for you if they're available. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 10th Jan 2022 9:30pm)
  • Damn fucking right. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 11th Jan 2022 1:02am)
  • I get why some bodyguards are fat bastards (assuming the guy in the red is security) but shouldn't speed and mobility be prized in that kind of job as well? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 11th Jan 2022 12:52pm)
  • Aye, I'm sure if Hermes existed a hundred years ago deliveries would have been amazing. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 11th Jan 2022 1:35pm)
  • DELETED Council flat. Does anyone know who to go to with a long standing issue once efforts have been exhausted dealing with a useless cunt of a housing officer? Is there someone within the Council worth speaking to above this position, or is it likely a matter for the likes of a councillor? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 12th Jan 2022 11:51am)
  • Sounds like phones are the problem here. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 14th Jan 2022 12:47pm)
  • Every afternoon now there's a pair of pigeons who meet outside my window and they're a pair of mad shaggers. It's been a shite year for me so far and they cheer me up. Mon the pigeons! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 14th Jan 2022 12:57pm)
  • It's madness at times. When my phone broke I decided to do without it for a while before getting a new one. It was refreshing, if a bit of a pain in the arse at times without the ability to message 'I'm running late' etc. It was ridiculous how much I noticed how other people were absolutely glued to their screens - meeting a friend for a pint, trying to have a conversation then every two minutes out comes the phone. And the amount of people watching porn on the train. Fucking zombies. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 14th Jan 2022 1:37pm)
  • Spent a few hours in the town today, passed by Best Kebab and it was SHUT! A very weird thing to see. The only time I've seen it shut was that time they found a bomb in the toilet. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 17th Jan 2022 3:38pm)
  • Oaft. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 18th Jan 2022 3:59am)
  • Or maybe they were shut making a porno out of it. Wouldn't put it past them to be honest. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 18th Jan 2022 4:01am)
  • Best Kebab: A Tale of Woe. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 18th Jan 2022 6:27pm)
  • Or maybe the guy could take a fucking look at this subreddit with its very recent threads before asking a stupid question, dobber. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 18th Jan 2022 9:49pm)
  • That. Is. A. Dis. Grace. So's she, coincidentally. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 19th Jan 2022 8:19am)
  • Yeah, but it's already looking horrid. They're trying to shore up their base, and their base are a bunch of cunts. I see no good coming from this unless it forces a general election and the Tories get to fuck, as much as I agree with you about Starmer. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 19th Jan 2022 8:41am)
  • Or maybe that shite Rees Mogg if he throws his tophat in the ring. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 19th Jan 2022 10:20am)
  • Plenty of Labour voters switched to voting Conservative last time though. And a lot of Labour voters here have switched to the SNP since 2007 or so. I think the closest you'll get to the science of it is looking at the analysis from John Curtis and the like over the years. I'd say that the Conservatives are just very successful at lurching one way or the other, or seeming to, whilst covering up their rampant hypocrisy. I mean, they've got large swathes of England's poor voting for them as they make them poorer, but, you know, Brexit, etc. A sorry state of affairs and a sorry excuse of a system. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 19th Jan 2022 11:22am)
  • Are there figures available for how much money the city has earned from these shoots? It certainly doesn't look like GCC has had more money to spend, or if they have it certainly doesn't look like they've spent it. Yes, I'm aware they've got more obligations than emptying the bins, etc. but having these productions here doesn't seem to have improved the state of the city one jot. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 20th Jan 2022 1:13pm)
  • There have been multiple productions over the years the city has declined though. Of course, you could argue that things would be even worse without the money gained from them I suppose (the Council probably would.) I just mean that there doesn't seem to have been any noticeable benefit from them other than the thrill of seeing Trongate or wherever in a comic book film. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 20th Jan 2022 1:27pm)
  • Thanks for the link. It all seems unjustifiable. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 20th Jan 2022 1:48pm)
  • They said that Cop26 would bring lots of trade to the city too, that local businesses would benefit, etc. From what I've read local businesses didn't see a noticeable uptake in revenues. In fact, a lot suffered due to road closures, etc. Agreed that it could create buzz and interest though. It'd be great if it helped people into the industry and helped bolster that. I'm only saying that I haven't noticed any benefit from hosting these productions, so I'm asking how much money the Council are making from them, if any. If it helps fill GCC's coffers and they have more money to spend actually improving the city, then fantastic. If they're paying large sums of money to huge companies for little or no benefit then I would say it is unjustifiable. I did read the article. The quote you shared says that it is expected to bring those benefits to the city. I was asking whether it actually has because, let's face it, we've heard such claims before and they've turned out to be wrong. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 20th Jan 2022 3:55pm)
  • Aye, figures on that would be interesting to see. Maybe business organisations, universities (Strathclyde business school maybe?) or the Chamber of Commerce could do some analysis. I'm sure GCC have costed things, but I'd guess that was more about expectations leaning towards selling the idea of having the productions here. Good point about the Airbnb bandits, ha. I think the ones in Edinburgh will profit too from these kinds of things since it's only an hour or so away and some will stay there. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 20th Jan 2022 4:41pm)
  • The area surrounding it is shite for a major station but it's hardly the sketchiest place in the city. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 20th Jan 2022 6:01pm)
  • Been down Saracen St. recently? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 20th Jan 2022 6:07pm)
  • Exactly. So the sketchiest place in the city isn't outside Central Station was what I was getting at. But just got your point about rewording it as city centre, apologies. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 20th Jan 2022 6:13pm)
  • Wonder if they've ever counted all the criminal shite going on in the City Chambers as in or near Queen St. station. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 20th Jan 2022 6:16pm)
  • My curer is a strong gin and orange with cocodamol. Sets you up just right for the roll and tattie scone. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 21st Jan 2022 4:10am)
  • Never had a chip pan big enough to do the half pizza, but a big slice would do. Get one of the cheap pizzas (not frozen) and keep the cheese away from the edges. Make a batter (I just use plain flour, salt, pepper and beer, or cold fizzy water) coat the slice and deep fry. Works out fine, but it won't taste as good as those from a chippy because there'll be a lot more flavour in their oil. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 21st Jan 2022 4:15am)
  • Anyone know a place where I can buy Fat Bastard wine? Used to get it from a place in town but they stopped selling it. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 21st Jan 2022 8:41am)
  • Remember hearing this but never saw it. Sounds like something that walloper would do. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 21st Jan 2022 9:14am)
  • Last time I was in the town (Monday) the Buchanan Galleries was the only place I saw with a decent amount of shoppers. Aye, let's demolish it. Fucking creeps. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 21st Jan 2022 4:03pm)
  • They should all be shot, those cunts. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 23rd Jan 2022 12:01pm)
  • Isn't that owned by Stephan King, cunt of all cunts? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 23rd Jan 2022 3:22pm)
  • Your maw's getting pumped. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 23rd Jan 2022 3:21pm)
  • Yeah, it's a pain in the arse. I had a great night in there once, unaware he ran it. I'm not usually one of those people who says, 'don't go there, it's owned by so an so...' but that bastard's group has personally screwed me over, and some friends, (musicians, bar staff) so I despise them. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 23rd Jan 2022 6:30pm)
  • The cider. It's a bastard. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 24th Jan 2022 3:54pm)
  • Are you seriously defending the Council? Jesus, you're special. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 24th Jan 2022 4:13pm)
  • Mad shagger. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 24th Jan 2022 4:10pm)
  • Sure, there are a lot of filthy cunts out there, but it is the Council's job to clean that shite up, and they're not bothering their arse in the fucking slightest. There's a discarded mask in the bushes by the supermarket near me that's been there for two years. Yes, the wanker who tossed it there is in the wrong, but you'll always have people littering and the Council has an obligation to clean it up. They take a chunk of our wages to do so. Yet they don't seem to be doing very much. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 24th Jan 2022 5:25pm)
  • I expect the people employed to deal with it to deal with it though, which is not unreasonable. I'm certainly not going to touch a manky discarded mask. Good point about private land. There's been some complaints about rubbish and rats there in the past and a dispute over who actually owns it or has to take responsibility for its upkeep. But that's just one example, mind. There's plenty of places throughout the city that haven't been cleaned for donkeys that are clearly the responsibility of the Council. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 24th Jan 2022 6:19pm)
  • Sure, there's a lot of dirty bastards here who litter, beyond any reasonable level, and I'd never defend them. But the Council are not dealing with it properly at all. They don't even remove rubbish placed in bins they provide in many cases. They actually make it harder for people to dispose of waste properly by, among other things, removing bins, not emptying them, etc. As much as I hate people who litter, I'm not going to blame them entirely for the state this place is in. I've lived in other places, and paid much less in tax, that dealt with these issues efficiently. Mismanagement by GCC is the main reason this place is a midden. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 24th Jan 2022 9:01pm)
  • Bollocks. I'm not letting people who litter off the hook at all. I'm just saying that they exist and we pay council tax so that people can be employed to clean up their shite. Crimes happen. It'd be nice if they didn't, but that kind of world doesn't exist and there isn't a hope in hell that it will. Therefore the police exist, tax payer funded, to deal with crime. In other places I've lived the litter problem was far less severe in part due to the fact that the local authorities were much, much better at dealing with things. It was very easy to recycle, bins were emptied efficiently and on time and everyone had an incentive not to dispose of rubbish improperly. When I moved back here I found myself in the position of not being able to recycle at all. Everything goes in the same bin bag. The bin bag goes by the bin because the bin is full because it isn't emptied anywhere near enough. Years ago I could at least save up my glass bottles and take them to a bottle bank, but they've been removed. If you think that we're getting an adequate service for the tax we pay, I have to disagree. I'm glad you're friendly with the litter pickers, and they do a fine job, but it's not enough to manage this city's problems with waste properly, not by a long shot. Of course it's complicated, and you're absolutely right to say that overflowing bins isn't the main problem, but the Council could certainly manage things a lot better than they are, and I feel that's an understatement. Again, not defending cunts who litter - they're cunts. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 24th Jan 2022 9:36pm)
  • Aye, but surely the budget could cover her fancy skants as well as emptying the bins? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 24th Jan 2022 9:58pm)
  • https://www.theguardian.com/business/2022/jan/26/cost-of-living-crisis-ons-inflation-jack-monroe The ONS is looking at changing how they calculate inflation now after these kinds of disparities have been pointed out. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 27th Jan 2022 10:12pm)
  • The Blue Lagoon does vegan options cooked in separate oil. No sure if pizza crunch is part of thir menu, but worth a shot. And before anyone gives me pelters for recommending a shite chippy, fuck off. A while back I was gloriously pished, starving, needing something fried, but being a vegetarian for donkeys limits my options. Then I noticed they do vegan sausage suppers. Of course it's not the same, but it's as close as I could get, brought back a lot of memories and hit the spot. Good luck. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 29th Jan 2022 11:56am)
  • Surprised the fucking things were running in the first place to be honest. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 30th Jan 2022 11:16am)
  • Have a drink! C'moan! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 30th Jan 2022 11:21am)
  • I've seen hot dogs cooked in beer before. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 30th Jan 2022 4:55pm)
  • It's an old joke from a comedy show, but you don't seem the kind who laughs. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 30th Jan 2022 9:02pm)
  • Not sure if anywhere here does them, definitely an American thing. Apparently they're the fucking bomb. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 30th Jan 2022 9:05pm)
  • That quinoa and kale organic vegan falafel burger on an overly-greasy brioche bun sounds like a good start. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 31st Jan 2022 7:20pm)
  • Isn't it when the pube in the sink becomes intolerable? Edit: puke, not pube. Although maybe that too, depending on the party. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 1st Feb 2022 1:25am)
  • Would that quinoa and kale organic falafel burger be better on a well fired Mortons roll, big man? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 1st Feb 2022 1:45am)
  • Knew someone who worked in a very well stocked charity shop, sadly no longer there. It was full of great shit - good books, records, clothes, furniture, wee odd things, etc. Got some nice old ashtrays from there, the kinds on stands. When I asked her how they came by the best stuff she said it was in/around an area full of rich old fuckers dying off. Browsing charity shops is a crapshoot, and that's half the fun, but I'd try ones in areas like those, wherever they may be. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 2nd Feb 2022 12:22am)
  • Michael Gove is a fucking loony. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 2nd Feb 2022 11:11am)
  • I fancied a hike and a good chasni afterwards. I used the search function and all I got was Best Kebab and how to slide frozen pish under my neighbour's door and something about maws getting pumped and that the buses are fucked. Put me off my hike and chasni. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 3rd Feb 2022 12:34pm)
  • Whoosh. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 3rd Feb 2022 12:53pm)
  • Sorry I failed to find your funny bone, you miserable bawbag. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 3rd Feb 2022 3:33pm)
  • Aye, that's right. How deep did you have to dig to find that insult? Go and do something else - maybe you can use the search function to find out the best activities for a time wasting wee cunt. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 3rd Feb 2022 4:07pm)
  • Nah, those rats seem perfectly happy living in their putrid shite. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 4th Feb 2022 9:35am)
  • Cunts will moan, but I fucking love this weather. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 4th Feb 2022 10:48am)
  • Still steamin. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 5th Feb 2022 8:03am)
  • Aye, fuck it. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 5th Feb 2022 12:25pm)
  • My mother got a bunch of Bay City Rollers LPs and others from a charity sale at my primary school for some reason. She hated them, so I think it was to give to her sister in law, who was younger, and loved them. I was about five. Going through them then and checking them all out I'm still glad I preferred the T Rex and Quo ones. Didn't realise until years later how massive the Bay City Rollers were for a time, and what a sad story it all ended up as. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 6th Feb 2022 1:45pm)
  • That sounds fucking horrible. Is that really a thing? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 6th Feb 2022 4:47pm)
  • Hey, sat in front of The Golden Girls stuffing my face with worthers originals as a five year old. That's a fine way to spend time at any age. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 7th Feb 2022 11:17am)
  • I was fined once for carrying an empty beer bottle (not mine) to a bin. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 7th Feb 2022 11:55am)
  • Aye. And I don't feel sorry for those blootered bastards who stink out the carriages with their sausage suppers. The mask requirements in bars and restaurants are a compromise to keep them trading. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 7th Feb 2022 3:09pm)
  • Nah, it's true for some people. I had some Spanish friends who fell for the accent when they first came here. Had to tell them to avoid the ned cunts after they went to go out with them because they were charmed by the accent, without understanding half of what they said. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 7th Feb 2022 8:01pm)
  • Cheers, codgod! Hope you have a belter of a night. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 7th Feb 2022 9:33pm)
  • Avoid the whole fucking shitshow if you have any sense. Seriously. It's the worst thing about this city. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 8th Feb 2022 12:03pm)
  • Savoy Centre seemed pretty busy last time I was in. Waterstones too. Maybe there's some hope. Can't see Primark closing down to be honest. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 8th Feb 2022 5:05pm)
  • I'm not normally a man who condones violence. But I could honestly watch BJ being skinned alive and say, "the cunt deserves it." by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 9th Feb 2022 12:30pm)
  • As much as Glasgow has its problems, you can stick Edinburgh right back up your arse, hen. And if you ask for solutions whilst also asking people to refrain from moaning about GCC I have to wonder what planet you're on. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 9th Feb 2022 12:51pm)
  • Well, it's not my fucking fault my bins aren't emptied and I can barely recycle. It's not my fault there's junkies all through the town causing havoc. You think voting for someone else changes things? It doesn't. Scotland doesn't have the powers to realistically change things for the better regarding the drugs problem. As for the funding that may improve the city's services, I honestly don't know. But it's obvious that the Council couldn't care less. I've lived in places where I paid much less in tax that weren't filthy shitholes. GCC needs completely gutted, no matter who runs it. So, no, I'm not taking responsibility for their failures. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 9th Feb 2022 1:19pm)
  • Fair point, apologies. Edit- I will say that rampant mismanagement from GCC is the main issue though. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 9th Feb 2022 1:19pm)
  • I think in Edinburgh the poverty and drug abuse issues aren't much seen in the centre of it, unlike Glasgow. It may be the case that it's concentrated in areas of the city outwith the centre, but I wonder how they disguise it or keep it from the eyes of tourists. Surely they'd hang out where there's more people, more chance of getting a few quid from people, etc.? Maybe the police there are tougher on them. I'm sorry that I'm ignorant of like for like figures regarding levels of poverty, homelessness, drug abuse, etc between the two cities, but I wouldn't think Glasgow would fare much worse adjusting for population. But yeah, you're absolutely right that it's much more noticeable in Glasgow on the face of it. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 9th Feb 2022 1:41pm)
  • I agree. However, I just don't care for Edinburgh. The rampant, shameless mismanagement of Glasgow by GCC is the main issue in my opinion. As I've said in other comments, I've lived in other places that managed things much better whilst charging much less in tax, etc. I love Glasgow, even with its many problems. Just looking at other places and identifying how they do things better isn't enough though. We need a complete change in how the Council operates here, and it doesn't matter what political party is in charge of it. GCC is just rotten to the core. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 9th Feb 2022 2:27pm)
  • The post was about Edinburgh. I gave my opinion of Edinburgh. Defensive? I've absolutely slated how Glasgow is mismanaged and has been driven into the filthy shithole that it currently is. An odd choice of words you have there. As for mean-spirited, yeah, I probably could have responded in a better tone (had a cunt of a day, should have taken a breath before typing.) by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 9th Feb 2022 2:50pm)
  • I would have thought that my dislike for Edinburgh would have been fairly fucking obvious from my comment. Do I also need to point out to you that I wasn't literally telling him to shove the city of Edinburgh up his arse? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 9th Feb 2022 3:16pm)
  • Did you end up living with a bunch of miserable cunts in Edinburgh? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 9th Feb 2022 4:32pm)
  • Green Move Removals. I've used them and they were excellent. Recommended them to friends who were moving further afield and nothing was too much bother for them. Can't recommend them enough. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 9th Feb 2022 7:14pm)
  • Ach, what's a wee potentially deadly motorway pile up compared to seeing Trongate in a massive shitey superhero blockbuster? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 9th Feb 2022 7:21pm)
  • Was that digitally or via the paper form? (Renewing mine soon) by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 9th Feb 2022 8:31pm)
  • Haha! Fantastic! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 9th Feb 2022 8:54pm)
  • Thanks! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 10th Feb 2022 1:03pm)
  • I've seen this same awful graffiti in a couple of other places (phone box near an Orange Order hall, a bus stop) since last weekend. Same writing, same colour. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 11th Feb 2022 5:45pm)
  • I get quite a few packages posted from the continent and I've recently started making bookmarks with the interesting stamps. The French ones are particularly nice. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 11th Feb 2022 5:50pm)
  • At least you have two people arguing with each other. My radge neighbour was having a rammy with himself. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 12th Feb 2022 2:12pm)
  • Bayswater? Bawswater, more like. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 13th Feb 2022 11:00pm)
  • He's not fucking wrong. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 14th Feb 2022 1:38am)
  • How many slices of raw bacon can we put in school library books before it stinks and they notice. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 14th Feb 2022 1:41am)
  • Mostly pish. Full of drunken eccied wee cunts. Overpriced shite everywhere. Bollocks. Hope they enjoy the fuck out of it but don't pollute the town pishing everywhere en mass. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 15th Feb 2022 1:15am)
  • Best Kebab. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 15th Feb 2022 12:55pm)
  • Nothing like waking up to discover the cat's broken the turntable. Fucks sake. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 16th Feb 2022 11:34am)
  • What a load of pish. Might as well pish yourself and say, "I feel sooo much better!" You rub crystals on your baws too? Fucking pathetic pseudoscience cunting bollocks. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 16th Feb 2022 11:41am)
  • Anyone remember the slime on the walls of the underground? Always found it interesting as a kid. Never noticed it smelling too bad at Central to be honest. The streets outside stink of boozy pish and despair though. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 19th Feb 2022 4:10pm)
  • A fucking joke of a venue in my opinion. Seems like the only music that'd work there would be as shite as the venue. I'd rather be stuck behind a farting Agoraphobic Nosebleed fan at the Note. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 21st Feb 2022 2:28pm)
  • Depends what call centre you get through to to be fair, but aye, they're shite. Overpried too. If you need someone to come out to fix something I've always found them good there though. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 21st Feb 2022 4:22pm)
  • Woke up to news of the invasion of Ukraine, right as the fucking thundersnow hit. Shat myself. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 24th Feb 2022 6:08am)
  • Just cracked open a Smartie easter egg. Fucking it. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 25th Feb 2022 1:14am)
  • He doesn't have cancer. He IS cancer. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 25th Feb 2022 8:59am)
  • Fucking hate Motherwell. Absolute shithole full of cunts. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 25th Feb 2022 12:35pm)
  • Was in the town yesterday for the first time in ages and got fucking hammered. Just myself. Had great fish and chips too. I was lucky as fuck with the busses as well. This hangover is worth it. That Putin's a nasty cunt, should be shot at the soonest opportunity, the Nazi bastard. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 1st Mar 2022 12:32pm)
  • I'm not sure how far Putin's lapdogs will follow him with this. Hopefully they see the writing on the wall (and their money down the drain) and fucking murder the fascist cunt. If nuclear war breaks out Glasgow would be target anyway by virtue of being a large British city. I've been against having nuclear weapons all my life, but I've realised now that that's just a utopian idea. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 1st Mar 2022 12:41pm)
  • Just chance it. You'll be fine most likely unless you're prowling about with a bunch of wee numpties. Good luck. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 1st Mar 2022 12:46pm)
  • How come we miss the shite stuff when we're away? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 1st Mar 2022 12:53pm)
  • Aye, my first edition Treasure Island is worthless because some old fuckwit a hundred years ago lit his pipe anywhere near it... get fucking bent. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 1st Mar 2022 12:56pm)
  • I meant more that music magpie and the like should get fucking bent, not you specifically. My apologies. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 1st Mar 2022 1:13pm)
  • Ach, the best way is just to go for a walk through town and if you like the look of a place go in. I went to the 13th Note near Trongate and then Max's on Queen Street. Both are good places for a nice solo afternoon getting pished. If it's night time you're you're after, you're probably good in those places too. Mono, Stereo and The Old Hairdressers are good too. Maybe The Horse Shoe if you fancy a pint standing up reading a paper. I like The Steps Bar too. All close to train stations, bus stops, etc. The crowd is usually the quiet, decent sort. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 2nd Mar 2022 3:22pm)
  • Still pished. Here's to King Robert II, the mad walloper! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 2nd Mar 2022 3:27pm)
  • Staff were great and there was good chat. Maybe find better chat in more of an old man pub though. But you'll be fine if you want to keep to yourself as well. Byres Road is good, but I'd recommend The Belle just round the corner on Great Western Road. Sparkle Horse just off Dumbarton Road is a good one too. Lis Mor on Dumbarton Road is a great wee place for a whisky and full of interesting characters. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 3rd Mar 2022 1:38pm)
  • Fantastic tune of the day. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 3rd Mar 2022 1:43pm)
  • Just look yourself, for fuck's sake. You'll find your precious "chicken, burgers...pretty much anything" on every corner. Failing that, Best Kebab and happy diarrhoea. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 3rd Mar 2022 1:47pm)
  • Yes, a very fine fellow. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 4th Mar 2022 1:23am)
  • They're a bunch if workshy cunts and they'll never get back to proper service, such as it was. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 4th Mar 2022 1:27am)
  • What's a 1990s pizza? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 4th Mar 2022 3:26pm)
  • Had a drunk singing outside my window around half one this morning. Fair enough - lots of pubs around, busy area, happens all the time. His choice of song though? 'I'm A Little Teapot...' Fuck's sake, man. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 7th Mar 2022 1:33pm)
  • Some taxi drivers are some of the absolute worst cunts you'll ever come across, like ridiculously so. I have a good few stories highlighting this, but my favourite is what happened to a friend. The (private hire) cretin saved her number and started sending her porn. Taxi driver porn. Have you ever seen that shit? It's beyond the absolute height of creepy bastardness. Imagine being driven about by the kind of walloper who would crank one out to that. Oh, and then try to woo a young lady with it. If that's how much of a cunt he is upfront, I can't imagine how fucked up he really is. I hope he's not dangerous. Anyway, just wanted to say that there seems to be more cuntish drivers about these days. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 8th Mar 2022 11:41am)
  • They're filming that comic book shite again. Pain in the arse. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 8th Mar 2022 12:36pm)
  • Sounds like it was written in a blind rage. But to be fair to OP, I fucking hate these cars too and don't see any reasonable excuse for them being allowed on the road. It's definitely hazardous (sudden explosive noises next to cyclists, etc.) and a downright nescience. There's a regular one near me and I've wished for him to smash into a lamppost more than once. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 8th Mar 2022 12:45pm)
  • No, it's not. There's been threads on this before. It costs the city money. It inconveniences residents. It doesn't provide businesses with any noticeable increase in trade (in fact, harms a lot of them with street closures) and not so long ago some poor car owners had their vehicles moved streets away without notice or permission. I'm sure those who got parking tickets found that more than "a tad annoying." Edit to say: it'll be good for the folk from the city who get to work on set for a major movie though. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 8th Mar 2022 1:16pm)
  • Not going to deal with the points raised or show evidence to the contrary? Fine, fuck off then. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 8th Mar 2022 1:36pm)
  • I think most cats would easily beat the shit out of you for trying something as stupid as that. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 8th Mar 2022 7:46pm)
  • It'll probably taste better deep fried. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 9th Mar 2022 2:33pm)
  • Michael Deans plays Sundays at The Three Judges on Dumbarton Rd. I'm not sure if it's every Sunday or once a month or something, but his band is definitely worth checking out. The jazz at the 78 is always excellent too. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 9th Mar 2022 2:37pm)
  • I think this is the same guy I've seen about for years. If so, he used to sit outside Sleazy's at night where I'd talk to him. He's a fine fellow. He told me about his problems getting a house - he'd been off heroine for a long while, kicked the habit, but said the Council wouldn't entertain him unless he went on a methadone programme (I don't know if that has validity) which he wasn't willing to do. There was a Facebook page years ago (I think it was called 'people of Glasgow' or something similar) and he was featured. I remember lots of people commenting, saying they recognised him, how nice he was and that they should set up fundraising to help him get a home. One of the last times I saw him he was telling me about how money was raised but that he was having no end of difficulty getting it (unable to get a bank account, Maybe? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 10th Mar 2022 12:48pm)
  • Best Kebab is probably still open. Once you all throw up, and if your boyfriend's mum gets over her pumping, there's plenty of places nearby for deep fried delights and getting pished. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 10th Mar 2022 10:59pm)
  • Fuck you, you fucking cunt faced fucking cunt. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 10th Mar 2022 10:55pm)
  • Fuck all, as per. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 10th Mar 2022 11:00pm)
  • I remember being ridiculously high on one thinking Peter Gabriel was playing in my head rather than from some fucking speakers on the bus for what seemed like half the journey. When I figured it out I was confused to say the least. And in Cumbernauld. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 10th Mar 2022 11:06pm)
  • Got my account suspended for calling a racist cunt a cunting cunt faced cunt. Thanks, Reddit! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 14th Mar 2022 1:51pm)
  • Fuck, I had a neighbour who did that. Stupid bastard was so blootered he couldn't work his keys, so he tossed them away and decided to boot his own door in instead. When that failed he fell about everywhere looking for his keys again. When I saw the cunt's wife (apparently away at the time, or deaf as a post) she just said, "ach, you know what men are like." Stupid boot. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 14th Mar 2022 1:57pm)
  • You just made me imagine David Letterman shagging with that massive beard. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 14th Mar 2022 2:10pm)
  • Didn't think the war would spread to a Glasgow tenement just yet, for fuck's sake. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 14th Mar 2022 2:22pm)
  • But he was a cunt. Wanted to make that more than clear. I can see why you may think it's overkill and I shouldn't have engaged, but I'm human and sometimes have to call a racist cunt a racist cunt. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 14th Mar 2022 2:27pm)
  • Christ, I've never been able to look at that place for more than a few minutes. You're right - full of twits. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 14th Mar 2022 3:28pm)
  • The Garage. My friend from Barcelona gave me a football scarf as a present when we met outside. No entry because of the football scarf. Fair enough, but this isn't Rangers or Celtic bollcks we're talking about. I offer to leave said scarf in the cloakroom or deposit it at a nearby flat just in case there's any fascist cunts from Madrid in the Garage, but the prick of a bouncer decides to call me a "leftie prick" and refuse me entry, also shoves my (female) friend to the ground and calls the cops. Cops show up and take his side without listening to any of our complaints about the bouncer's assault. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 14th Mar 2022 11:33pm)
  • They used to be much better. Last time I was in Mono it was fucking dire. My (not cheap) plate consisted of shite German supermarket level vegan 'schnitzel' on cardboard pita bread with tasteless salad and some kind of sauce I saw scooped out from a bucket. Waited half an hour for it too when the place was empty. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 17th Mar 2022 7:23pm)
  • I miss being able to drink outside legally as I did abroad. But even so, there are a lot of fannies here who take the piss and need to be policed. Not sure how we'd reach a compromise to be honest, especially given the problematic nature of the police making judgement calls. Can you imagine the carnage if Glasgow was told tomorrow, 'you can now drink alcohol outside' ? And I say that as someone who likes the odd swally in the park as much as the next man. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 18th Mar 2022 3:55pm)
  • Good point. I was in Kelvingrove at that royal wedding pish when David Cameron said people can have a street party if they want and this place duly obliged. It was fucking terrifying even before it all kicked off. I think the parks being carnage last summer certainly had a lot to do with the lockdowns and Covid restrictions too though. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 18th Mar 2022 7:11pm)
  • Looks more like Edinburgh tourist shite performed in the outskirts of Glasgow. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 18th Mar 2022 7:24pm)
  • I'm a Glaswegian without much of a thick accent and it depends on how quickly I'm saying it - HUGmanay if I'm fast, HOGmanay if I'm slower. Both would be acceptable I'd say. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 18th Mar 2022 9:16pm)
  • Sounds like like he has Y-fronts on. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 18th Mar 2022 9:21pm)
  • I'd say it depends on who's wearing the kilt. Nothing worse than being at a ceilidh and seeing hairy arses and big ugly bollocks flying about during a mangled Gay Gordons at the end of the night. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 18th Mar 2022 9:34pm)
  • Christ, I remember her. Some people seemed to worship her. She massacred that Cher song 'Do You Believe in Life After Love' or whatever it was called too. Seem to remember she had a weird looking guy with her who punted the CDs. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 19th Mar 2022 4:33pm)
  • I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot fucking poll, but recently saw someone order a steak pie supper with curry sauce and cheese. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 20th Mar 2022 7:37pm)
  • Is that the place with the pickled boaby? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 21st Mar 2022 1:19pm)
  • No, but I've heard of a beef link being called a Possil sausage years ago. Wonder how many of these there are and how many were actually a thing. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 21st Mar 2022 6:28pm)
  • I haven't eaten meat in a long time but I definitely remember them. Funnily enough in a butchers on Saracen Street. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 21st Mar 2022 6:40pm)
  • Literally just a money making racket. He'll "play" that song on repeat because it's catchy and will likely coax the passersby who haven't heard it fifty times a week into chucking some change at him. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 21st Mar 2022 11:04pm)
  • Just have to say, excellent username. Sorry about your breaks. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 22nd Mar 2022 10:25am)
  • Best Kebab does coffee. In fact, I think the place was an old Italian café in the 50s and still has some of the original features, except maybe for the line of pumped maws. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 22nd Mar 2022 1:23pm)
  • You want a place near where you can get 35mm film developed too, I assume? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 22nd Mar 2022 1:20pm)
  • Christ, I thought Glasgow City Council was bad to deal with, but a few weeks in South Lanarkshire has almost driven me to murderous insanity. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 22nd Mar 2022 2:10pm)
  • Ha! Indeed. I was serious about the Italian cafe part though. I saw an old picture (40s/50s) I think from when that street was busier, nicer etc. and the place looked nice. Heard that they actually do have some of the same fixtures, though whenever I've been in Best Kebab the place has been so filthy that it'd be hard to notice. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 22nd Mar 2022 2:34pm)
  • And driving lessons too! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 22nd Mar 2022 4:48pm)
  • Best Kebab is always open. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 23rd Mar 2022 3:06am)
  • Nope, culinary wasteland - absolutely nowhere there. Get yourself a packet of Space Raiders and a Vimto from a corner shop if you can find one and count yourself fucking lucky. Good luck. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 23rd Mar 2022 4:04am)
  • Doubt she'll read this, but you never know. Thanks to the woman who paid for my mother's shopping (bottle of wine) last night in Cambuslang when she lost her card and was in a bit of a state at the checkout. The woman left too quickly to thank. Good folks out there. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 23rd Mar 2022 1:10pm)
  • What happened? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 23rd Mar 2022 1:32pm)
  • Probably fucking stinks as well. And I can't imagine the plague of arsehole taxi drivers it'll attract. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 23rd Mar 2022 8:25pm)
  • Howlin Wolf most likely. Some good shit in there. Try Box if you're at a loose end but it'll be hit or miss. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 23rd Mar 2022 10:47pm)
  • Slaters will sort you out. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 23rd Mar 2022 10:51pm)
  • Tam Shepherds on Queen Street is still there. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 24th Mar 2022 2:29pm)
  • It's a bloody shame. I haven't been in much since the pandemic started but had quite a few awesome meals from them over the years. I still love the record store, but something's definitely off with the kitchen. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 25th Mar 2022 12:47am)
  • I like a thin crust, but Jesus Christ their's was like a fucking tortilla. Very tasty though. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 26th Mar 2022 12:33am)
  • Pish in a tray, freeze it then slide it amongst his tips. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 27th Mar 2022 10:26pm)
  • Yes, it happened to me a few times. Once the online application even said that my glasses were obscuring my face. I don't wear glasses. I think your best bet is to try to find a telephone number for them or hope that the pile of spaghetti they call a website has useful advice or contact information. Best of luck with it and enjoy your holiday! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 28th Mar 2022 10:40pm)
  • It's snowing. What the fuck? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 30th Mar 2022 5:33pm)
  • I think so. Don't think it was as warm as it is now though. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 30th Mar 2022 6:03pm)
  • What's the deal with drinking in the cinema these days? I'm going to see something tonight for the first time in over two years and I'd like to sneak in a couple of cans because I'm skint. I know they say wear a mask unless you're eating or drinking, so will I be fine or have to be extra sneaky? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 31st Mar 2022 5:23pm)
  • Thanks! I had a couple of beers seeing Summer of Soul and it was glorious. Sorry for being overly anxious, but the past two years has fucked me up with things like going to the cinema. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 1st Apr 2022 12:01am)
  • Supermarkets will accept it as valid ID. They'll have signs at the check outs stating so. As for most bars or clubs, probably not. Chain pubs might accept it. I remember when I had to use it as ID and places with signs stating that they accepted it would still knock me back, the cunts. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 2nd Apr 2022 2:14pm)
  • I've seen them in Farmfoods. If there's not one near you there's one in the town between Sauchiehall St and Cowcaddens. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 3rd Apr 2022 6:39pm)
  • Ha, flute bands are made up of folks who don't seem to have evolved very much. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 3rd Apr 2022 7:36pm)
  • Really nice wee walk that. The old Rottenrow hospital entrance at the top of the hill looking down on the gardens there is nice as well. It's a bloody steep hill though. A lot of nice architecture on the way down to Candleriggs or George Sq, and it's usually busier than the other walks recommended here if OP wants more of a vibrant feel to the video by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 3rd Apr 2022 10:05pm)
  • Homer Simpson isn't what you'd call a normal person. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 4th Apr 2022 1:42pm)
  • I read it as a joke - a graveyard full of dead bodies and monuments being called a death trap. But I've slipped down a hill there once and it wasn't fun. There's definitely some steep parts. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 4th Apr 2022 4:34pm)
  • Yep. Same with passports in my experience. I had an awful time trying to find someone for my application because most of the people I knew who held positions they were looking for weren't British or had moved away. People from other backgrounds who are more likely to know professionals (broadly speaking, I know) would have it easier. They need to update these snobbish archaic requirements. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 4th Apr 2022 6:45pm)
  • I expect shite. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 4th Apr 2022 10:19pm)
  • Used these guys and they were excellent - fair price, quick, done well and they were really nice guys. https://www.greenmoveuk.com by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 5th Apr 2022 11:19am)
  • There's a line I won't cross and Farage's 'Talking Pints' is definitely way beyond that line. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 5th Apr 2022 7:35pm)
  • Cunts probably brought one there thinking it'd be a good Mother's Day supper until the maws were pumped and they were barred. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 5th Apr 2022 11:05pm)
  • This has been more mild mannered than I expected. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 7th Apr 2022 7:27pm)
  • I had a headteacher who buggered off to another country for a Rangers match jolly during term time. Same cunt would suspend pupils for being late, missing a class, etc. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 7th Apr 2022 7:47pm)
  • Haven't heard of a halal haggis, but the vegetarian version is widely available and pretty good. I know a lot of people who prefer it to the traditional version. Edit to say: you'll have no bother finding decent halal places here. I can't recommend any as I've not ate out in ages, but there's plenty of good options. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 7th Apr 2022 7:56pm)
  • Had no end of shite from OVO as well. They just don't know what the hell they're doing. I've persisted and sorted out a few things only to have the same bollocks pop up again later. Have you tried phoning? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 8th Apr 2022 11:08am)
  • If you think Cambuslang folk are a bit weird you should brace yourself for Hamilton folk. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 8th Apr 2022 11:52am)
  • Quorn do one that's not bad. Pot luck regarding what supermarket sells it though. And you might not find the same kind of ketchup here that they use for currywurst in Germany if I remember right. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 8th Apr 2022 9:38pm)
  • Jesus christ! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 9th Apr 2022 11:17am)
  • Could be worse than that. Might be research for a Glasgow Live article. You won't BELIEVE these up and coming Glasgow areas!' by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 9th Apr 2022 11:31am)
  • You should try it in Germany or the Netherlands (Indian too.) Fucking ghastly. I did have one good enough bog standard Chinese in Aberdeen once though to be fair. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 9th Apr 2022 11:44pm)
  • Good stoner food though. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 10th Apr 2022 2:45pm)
  • Haha! That's George Galloway said he's leaving twitter because it brands him Russian state affiliated media. I saw him once at Glasgow Green, milling about after some demo. Looked like he was looking to chat but everyone was avoiding eye contact. He kept saying to himself, "what. a. day" louder and louder. Unhinged, creepy bastard. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 10th Apr 2022 3:21pm)
  • Well, there was radio silence from Salmond for at least a few days after the invasion began. I think he was hedging his bets, but of course can't be sure. He's certainly not as much of a crackpot as Galloway. I think Galloway objects because he'd like people to think he's not a Kremlin puppet. It's pretty easy to see that he is, but unfortunately there's folk that do buy into this narrative. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 10th Apr 2022 5:36pm)
  • I think it means aeroplane in Turkish. I heard that on the radio and had to Google them that way, ha. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 13th Apr 2022 12:04pm)
  • My apologies for getting that wrong. Altin Gün are fantastic too. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 13th Apr 2022 6:16pm)
  • Do you know the song 'Khodahafez' by Ferzin? Funky as fuck Persian jams. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 13th Apr 2022 6:26pm)
  • Saw a guy taking a shite in the urinal there once. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 14th Apr 2022 1:43pm)
  • Creepy bastards. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 14th Apr 2022 1:41pm)
  • Last taxi driver I had told me he stabbed his brother in law for stealing his aftershave. This was just dropped casually into the conversation. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 14th Apr 2022 1:58pm)
  • My mother has storage heaters. Worst fucking kind of heating imaginable. This is a council property and there's no way to change the heating. It's expensive, out of date and horribly inefficient. She can afford to heat one room only, on a low setting. I don't know the cost exactly, but it's expensive, more expensive than any other kind of heating I've experienced. The Council couldn't care less about it, so she's stuck with it. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 14th Apr 2022 3:29pm)
  • Got that fucking song stuck in my head now, cheers. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 14th Apr 2022 6:24pm)
  • The sound will be fine. Get Indian food when you're here. Mother India, Mister Singh's... Most are fantastic. Also, get a chippy. A steak pie supper is glorious after eight or nine pints. If you're here for a few days you could probably see a fair bit of Scotland. Edinburgh is about an hour away if you're into that, Largs or Oban for the seaside and then there's always the western Isles. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 14th Apr 2022 7:00pm)
  • She still cutting about in that fucking Rolls Royce? Charged us for her fancy underwear too. Total fucking cow. Not surprised her husband is a shady wank. The whole City Chambers needs gutted. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 15th Apr 2022 12:48pm)
  • You're right about me getting the wrong person here, apologies. If I mistook one Council leader for another, that's no big deal because they're all a bunch of fucking cunts and what's the difference really? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 15th Apr 2022 3:41pm)
  • You're right, my apologies. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 15th Apr 2022 3:47pm)
  • I did have the wrong person, sorry. I think that the whole Rolls Royce affair was ridiculous. Who the fuck gets given a Rolls Royce? Creepy bastards. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 15th Apr 2022 3:51pm)
  • I'll look in to that. Many thanks. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 15th Apr 2022 8:56pm)
  • The only time I was in there my parents were taking me along with them to pay the rent/council tax (mid 90s). My mother said, "here's the robbery without the violence." Think she was right. I've heard that the City Chambers has the largest marble staircase in Europe, half a floor higher than the Vatican. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 15th Apr 2022 9:01pm)
  • Oaft. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 16th Apr 2022 2:52pm)
  • "Telepathic martial law is underway." Class. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 16th Apr 2022 3:13pm)
  • Is that true of the taxi companies on the outskirts as well? The only time I use taxis is to get from the town, etc. to South Lanarkshire or East Dunbartonshire when there's no public transport. There may be a boundary charge, but definitely more reliable than GlasGo and cheaper than a black cab. Wondering if you could call one of those companies if they're a better service and would work the area. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 17th Apr 2022 2:26am)
  • Save that one for after a few hits of crack, mate. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 19th Apr 2022 7:38pm)
  • On Buchanan St years ago smoking outside the subway. A guy came up to me and asked for one of of my cigarettes so he could roll a joint. I gave him a couple and he said, 'have you not got any with a filter?' When I pointed out that he was just going to crumble it into a skin anyway he said, 'aye, but they're still too strong.' Guy had a voice like he smoked exhaust pipes and drank petrol all day. Guess they can be choosers. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 20th Apr 2022 3:44pm)
  • Managed to fix my turntable that the cat broke and I'm deep into rewatching Better Call Saul to get up to speed with the new season. A fine day. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 24th Apr 2022 1:24pm)
  • Shut up, ya wee jobby munching cunt. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 28th Apr 2022 12:03pm)
  • The Delfonics are fucking brilliant. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 28th Apr 2022 8:35pm)
  • No. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 29th Apr 2022 7:52pm)
  • Got monumentally pished yesterday and the cat was confused at the state I was in. She's been giving me weird looks all day today as well. I disgraced myself in the pub too, but the fucking look she's giving me is soul destroying. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 1st May 2022 1:04pm)
  • Always found a fresher pint had that weird head growth. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 1st May 2022 1:23pm)
  • Pish. I was nowhere near that recently. Plus the return is open for a month. I can't think of a cheaper option. The train is ridiculously expensive and a lot less reliable, and it doesn't go to the airport. The other bus to Edinburgh is cheaper but takes longer and doesn't go to the airport. It often stinks if pish as well. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 1st May 2022 1:20pm)
  • That'll be some enjoyable research. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 1st May 2022 2:11pm)
  • Ha! No, I didn't disgrace myself that much. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sun 1st May 2022 3:22pm)
  • I'm spoiling my paper because every candidate on there is a total fucking walloper. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 2nd May 2022 6:08pm)
  • So you rocked up like a mad man, shat yourself, got your cock out and left your shite stained trousers in some cunts garden. How the fuck were you not sectioned? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Mon 2nd May 2022 6:54pm)
  • Actually sat and watched through all the Party Election Broadcasts today in the hope of changing my mind about probably spoiling my ballot paper on Thursday. Can't say I'm convinced. Wall to wall lunacy. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 3rd May 2022 4:09pm)
  • I've had bugger all as well. That being said, if you were a politician would you want to advertise it? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 4th May 2022 5:16pm)
  • I wouldn't chance it. You'll probably be fine, but you might not. Queues could be delayed for any reason - a small incident, last minute lack of staff, delays in transportation to the airport causing a backlog of passengers, etc. I fly a lot and I always aim to get there two hours before the flight because although the vast majority of the time it's been unnecessary, I've been caught out on a few occasions. I get that it sucks being stuck in an airport for any longer than you need to, but it's much less stressful than missing or almost missing your flight. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 4th May 2022 10:23pm)
  • But mate, charging us for her underwear? Fuck's sake. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 5th May 2022 1:28pm)
  • My friend claims to have seen the man himself. He approached him to say something like, I love your book, and Gray got straight in his face and shouted, "you complete me!" before walking off. Does that help? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 5th May 2022 2:31pm)
  • Wanted to make a joke but couldn't think of one. So, probably smart/casual (whatever that means) is your best bet. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 5th May 2022 5:54pm)
  • I couldn't believe there was a huge tray of them by the exit of my polling station. I just nicked mine, which was the sensible thing to do. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 5th May 2022 10:08pm)
  • Second this. Absolutely awesome falafel wrap. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 6th May 2022 12:30pm)
  • Does that include the maw pumping or is that only on the late menu? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 6th May 2022 2:07pm)
  • Not into that myself, but just read a cracking article about the Arrochar Alps, and it's not too far away. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 6th May 2022 6:52pm)
  • Lismore if you're on Dumbarton Rd (West end, close to town, nearest subway Kelvingrove) is a good shout. It has a very decent selection of malts. The urinal in the gents has the names of some of those responsible for the Highland clearances on it, which is fun. Sometimes there's even a great wee trad band in the corner. Avoid Oran Mor, I'd say. Yeah, they've got a decent selection, but you'll be overcharged and it doesn't have a soul. As others have said, Pot Still is the best choice though. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 6th May 2022 7:01pm)
  • I was almost hit by one of those fucking electric scooters on a pavement last week. Drivers are arseholes too. Joggers look ghastly. And don't get me started on those drunk old men on their mobility scooters... by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 7th May 2022 8:03pm)
  • Of all the places to lose your wallet... Have you tried asking at the station? It has a lost property office someone might have handed it into. If the taxi rank outside the Catty is still there asking the taxi company might be a good shout in case anyone's handed it to them thinking it's been a passenger's. Hope you get it! by ScreamingFannyBaws (Sat 7th May 2022 8:36pm)
  • Ryan Adams is a creepy child molesting cunt. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Tue 10th May 2022 1:36pm)
  • Went on a bit of a bender there (on my week off) and fucked my back up falling against the door because my cat had pished herself and I slipped on that. She's coming up for eighteen and has the vets next week. Yes, I injured myself drunk but it was not my fault. Bloody cat. I hope she's OK. I am not. Fantastic tune of the day, by the way. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Wed 11th May 2022 3:53pm)
  • Thanks. She's generally fine and very sassy. There's never anything physically wrong with her but I just have to get her checked due to her old age. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 12th May 2022 7:24am)
  • Beer and toasted cheese to start the day. Loving this week off. Clean living. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Thu 12th May 2022 8:46am)
  • I hope that wonky cunt's fucking dead. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 13th May 2022 12:36pm)
  • Ask in The Horse Shoe. by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 13th May 2022 12:48pm)
  • Shite vegan lunch at the 13th Note then a metal gig? by ScreamingFannyBaws (Fri 13th May 2022 12:46pm)