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  • Checking [here](https://www.noflydrones.co.uk/) seems to show plenty of place outside of city areas where you can legally (and, presumably, safely) fly a drone. As you're here for a couple of weeks, you have plenty of time to get to some of those locations. Disclaimer: I am not a drone pilot, I can't attest to the veracity of that site. by twistedLucidity (Fri 4th Jan 2019 5:00pm)
  • Props for the no Facebook, the place is toxic. [Mastodon](https://joinmastodon.org/) seems to be fairly popular with all sorts of alternatives (it's like Twitter but better) In Glasgow there's [Category is Books](https://www.categoryisbooks.com/), a lesbian bookshop on Allison Street in Strathbungo. Always seem to be having events (readings etc). Not been in myself, what with my being a grumpy straight male. ;-P Might be worth a punt. Good luck! by twistedLucidity (Sat 5th Jan 2019 7:36pm)
  • FixMyStreet does. by twistedLucidity (Sat 5th Jan 2019 7:46pm)
  • I use FixMyStreet to report a variety of issues, they seem to respond to that. by twistedLucidity (Sat 5th Jan 2019 7:46pm)
  • Try [Western Lettings](https://www.westernlettings.co.uk/). by twistedLucidity (Sun 6th Jan 2019 9:00pm)
  • Any circular pizza can be square if you cut it correctly. by twistedLucidity (Wed 9th Jan 2019 8:19am)
  • I had similar reports about a tenant. As I actually have some respect for the other residents, he wasn't there for much longer. by twistedLucidity (Wed 9th Jan 2019 8:25am)
  • As others have said, you might be making more noise than you realise; maybe even just walking around. It might not even be you! If they'd been reasonable you could have asked if they had kept a diary to help you figure out *what* was causing the noise. As they're hostile, it's a guessing game. If you have hard flooring, did you fit soundproofing underlay? Can the factors confirm what soundproofing exists between floors? Do you wear hard-heeled shoes in the flat? Are items like your washing machine etc properly balanced? You *could* ask your boyfriend (or someone) to run on the trainer with you listening in the downstairs flat, but that requires your neighbour to be reasonable. Rugs etc under the exercise machine may be they way forward. If they are abusive again you can always report them, but tgey can also report you as a noise nuisance. They'd need evidence to back that up and it doesn't seem like they're the sharpest knife in the drawer. Or simply at their wits end. by twistedLucidity (Wed 9th Jan 2019 8:31am)
  • Why do I never see any of you? (Southside) Why is parking across pavements and blocking cycle lanes *every fucking day* permitted? by twistedLucidity (Wed 9th Jan 2019 8:39am)
  • Don't. Cats are arseholes, it'll treat it like an instruction manual. by twistedLucidity (Wed 9th Jan 2019 8:36am)
  • Why don't you listen when told "It's not possible in that timeframe"? Does the word "agile" sexually arouse your kind or something? Can you remember what it was like to do real work and not just Gantt charts all day? :-P by twistedLucidity (Wed 9th Jan 2019 8:44am)
  • > Parking on pavements and cycle lanes remains a Police offence which for the time being we can't issue PCNs for. GAH! by twistedLucidity (Wed 9th Jan 2019 10:00am)
  • Had enough evidence to convince the Sheriff (there we more than just a single instance threats & abuse). As yours is a one-off in 5 years (which wasn't apparent from the original messagae), then it's either mistaken identity or some grudge. by twistedLucidity (Wed 9th Jan 2019 10:07am)
  • Yellow lines, zig-zags and junctions; doesn't stop 'em. Annoyingly I never seem to have my phone with me or I'd be shopping them to the council. There are free parking bay...why no just use those? Oh wait, 20m is too far for a Merc/BMW/Audi owner to walk. Grr. by twistedLucidity (Wed 9th Jan 2019 12:48pm)
  • Maybe too electronic-y, but maybe check out the [Electron Club](https://www.electronclub.org/doku.php)? They build a wooden CNC machine, so there has to be some kind of facilities there. by twistedLucidity (Thu 10th Jan 2019 2:04pm)
  • I'm talking about a cycle lane physically separated by a small kerb and with double yellows on the road side of said kerb. There should be no cars on it. There are clearly marked parking bays within a few metres, but it's just too far apparently. by twistedLucidity (Thu 10th Jan 2019 11:11pm)
  • Stalks and Stems, Shawlands. Any number of Middle Eastern/Indian/Asian/Caribbean supermarkets throughout the city. by twistedLucidity (Sun 13th Jan 2019 11:13am)
  • > Also be careful as I viewed a flat that the agent told me was Strathbungo and it was actually in Govanhill, some agents are wanks. Strathbungo does extend [West to Victoria Road](https://m.facebook.com/ShawlandsandStrathbungoCommunityCouncil/photos/this-is-a-map-of-the-area-covered-by-shawlands-and-strathbungo-community-council/1204138519641708/). Certainly *not* part of the conservation area though (although there is the odd listed building). by twistedLucidity (Mon 14th Jan 2019 8:28am)
  • Currently living in Strathbungo, recently bought in Shawlands. We offered just shy off 15% over to secure the property. That was a tad high, 8-10% might have done it but it wasn't all my choice. You can sweeten the deal in non-monetary ways be being really flexible on dates etc. East of Pollockshawd Road will have a premium. West up to Victoria Road is [still Strathbungo](https://m.facebook.com/ShawlandsandStrathbungoCommunityCouncil/photos/this-is-a-map-of-the-area-covered-by-shawlands-and-strathbungo-community-council/1204138519641708/) (although some might call bits Crosshill) and you money should go further. Even in Govanhill there's good bits, basically the streets closest to the park. There's also pockets like Niddrie Square that carry their own premium. Strathbungo is now almost fully gentrified, so you'll be paying a premium for that but it is a great place. Biggest issues are rubbish (a Glasgow-wide problem) and parking (unless you have private land). by twistedLucidity (Mon 14th Jan 2019 8:36am)
  • Should have seen the comments over in r/uk; things like "What did he do?", "Just talking? That's not a crime", "Well, Police Scotland will arrest you for an obvious joke" etc. At least here and r/scotland seemed to be a bit more enlightened. by twistedLucidity (Mon 14th Jan 2019 8:46pm)
  • Property, location, price. Pick two. You're requirement for off-street parking is the big limiter. You're either looking at something above £140k or more likely a new build. Also, if £140k is your max then you're ceiling is a survey valued of around £120k (to allow for potentially bidding over, costs etc) Tried looking on Rightmove or Zoopla with your criteria? Also check [SIMD](http://simd.scot/2016) Parts of Strathbungo, Battlefield or even Shawlands *might* fit, but struggling to think of anything I've seen that's that cheap with private parking. by twistedLucidity (Tue 15th Jan 2019 1:04pm)
  • 0.5999... more than I'd give them. by twistedLucidity (Tue 15th Jan 2019 1:16pm)
  • [XPD](http://www.xdp.co.uk/)'s registed office is Sutton Coldfield. Or [maybe](http://www.xdp.co.uk/track.php) it's Tamworth? You won't have bought via XPD, more likely you bought from some vendor who happens to use XPD. You should have a receipt form them and if the item is late, contact them to chase it. Your contract is with the vendor, it's their problem to resolve. by twistedLucidity (Tue 15th Jan 2019 1:24pm)
  • Ok then, if you have no order (from an eBay seller, Amazon or whatever) someone fat fingered their details. Ignore it. Or, if concerned, cal or emaill XDP. by twistedLucidity (Tue 15th Jan 2019 5:56pm)
  • Trying to push more revenue towards WorstBus? As for a "radical change in the city’s transport system", no shit. How about *cheap* tickets and a pass that works on any bus service as well as the underground? With, say, a maximum charge of ~£3.50 a day. by twistedLucidity (Wed 16th Jan 2019 12:41pm)
  • TIL I'm a lower class shopper. by twistedLucidity (Wed 16th Jan 2019 1:10pm)
  • Loads of alt-right around. by twistedLucidity (Wed 16th Jan 2019 8:56pm)
  • I used "Creative Glazing", discs cracking job (second floor). by twistedLucidity (Wed 16th Jan 2019 9:00pm)
  • Aye, right cunts. by twistedLucidity (Wed 16th Jan 2019 11:05pm)
  • "Hmm, bread, milk...holy shit...never knew I wanted an arc welder!" by twistedLucidity (Thu 17th Jan 2019 12:20pm)
  • [I did my bit](https://old.reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/afvp47/glaswegian_are_clatty_buggers/) and got told to "Fuck off". Won't stop me doing it again though. by twistedLucidity (Fri 18th Jan 2019 12:21pm)
  • Snap. Never buying Dyson either. Such a shame that CAMRA are still in bed with Brexitspoons. by twistedLucidity (Sat 19th Jan 2019 1:04pm)
  • Brexitspoons can shit off. He wants Brexit as depressed and desperate people drink more. by twistedLucidity (Sat 19th Jan 2019 1:03pm)
  • How is the OP6T? Still rocking a OP3 myself. by twistedLucidity (Sat 19th Jan 2019 1:01pm)
  • Oh, it's base alright. by twistedLucidity (Sat 19th Jan 2019 1:05pm)
  • Well, no deal *was* always an ootion. So was every other option as "Leave" was never defined. What we have now is an attempt to re-feame it that people *wanted* no deal and that no deal is good. by twistedLucidity (Sat 19th Jan 2019 1:13pm)
  • Depression drives people to drink. by twistedLucidity (Sat 19th Jan 2019 1:11pm)
  • Spoons is very base. by twistedLucidity (Sun 20th Jan 2019 12:09pm)
  • Ally Arms is the toon? In which case, add Koelschipyard and Sammy's (was Lebowski south). by twistedLucidity (Sun 20th Jan 2019 12:13pm)
  • The Raven. It's a decent walk and they let the dogs in. Reasonable beer selection and food is OK, but have to take care to avoid match days. by twistedLucidity (Sun 20th Jan 2019 12:13pm)
  • Why? It's pricey but does serve out of the ordinary beers. by twistedLucidity (Sun 20th Jan 2019 3:01pm)
  • Still doesn't take cash, but will serve a pint. Although the cost might make your eyes water! Still, given the strength of done it kinda works out. I'm in maybe once a month as I don't know anywhere else that serves such a changing beer menu and that doesn't have a dog curfew. Never went into Kelly's when it existed, the curse if working away. by twistedLucidity (Sun 20th Jan 2019 5:42pm)
  • > St Bride’s Primary School in Strathbungo...Pollokshields Primary and Annette Street also had issues with bedbugs in the past three years. Roaches can travel and given the penchant Glasgow residents have for leaving crap all over the streets; they'll travel easily. There's a few eateries around there and the streets are usually littered with discarded food an night - the perfect Roach Expressway. Are bed bugs more of a contact/egg transport thing? Or do they also easily travel? by twistedLucidity (Mon 21st Jan 2019 1:36pm)
  • Send FirstBus the bill. Seriously. You won't get any money back but you could use the attempt to bring some PR/column inches to the utter shite service WorstBus provide. If it's viable for you, consider cycling. You might be able to get a bike as part of a "Ride to work" scheme or from someone like "Bike for good". by twistedLucidity (Tue 22nd Jan 2019 1:14pm)
  • Try the tick-tock method; one boozey, one not. Or drink something weaker (e.g. session beers at around ~2%). Or limit the rate you drink. Or just go out and stay off the sauce altogether. If people are pressuring you to drink, tell them where to get off. > How do I fend off the temptation? Will power, practice and failure. Pick a month, go sober for the entire month and no excuses. The availability of low alcohol beers & ciders (0.5% or less) is also improving. Some aren't half bad, the Big Drop Stout, Sheppy's, and Free Damm. by twistedLucidity (Tue 22nd Jan 2019 1:20pm)
  • Brexitspoons sending their shit to everyone. Fek 'em, I'll never set foot in one again. Love if more people boycotted them over Brexit and they started to go bankrupt up here. Heh, I wonder which way T. Martin will swing if there is an IndyRef2 and we want to join the EU? by twistedLucidity (Tue 22nd Jan 2019 1:26pm)
  • What? So I just checked the [map](https://www.firstgroup.com/uploads/node_images/Glasgow_Fare_%20Zone_%20Map_2015.pdf). The feckers have always charged me £2.40 from outside the MuckyDs on Pollockshaws Road, just behind Lidl. But before I totally lost my rag, I thought I'd check their [s(h)ite](https://www.firstgroup.com/greater-glasgow/tickets/ticket-prices) and all I see is "From £1.65" and nothing else. So I am not sure whether to be raging or not. Scratch that; the "Zone or Area" options don't even match-up to their damned maps! Raging it is then. by twistedLucidity (Wed 23rd Jan 2019 5:25pm)
  • > 1.65 for up to 4 stops from where you got on What is the source for that? Couldn't find a thing on FirstBus's site. by twistedLucidity (Wed 23rd Jan 2019 5:33pm)
  • THe driver could well have been wrong. Like I say, there isn't a statement on how far a ticket gets you on FirstBus's site. That means the drivers could be scamming people out of money they don't need to be paying. If FirstBus can't give a clear statement on fares and validity, then it's just one more reason why they are unfit to run a bus service. by twistedLucidity (Wed 23rd Jan 2019 5:51pm)
  • Overly complicated tariffs are a common ruse to overcharge customer. Should be a flat fee. Say £1.50 regardless of distance, valid for boarding any service within 1 hour. by twistedLucidity (Wed 23rd Jan 2019 7:50pm)
  • What you want is a light frame coming off the front and a *massive* blowtorch pointed at the ground. This will have many benefits: 1. It will melt the ice - no more slips 1. The reflected heat will keep you toasty 1. It will alert drivers to your presence 1. The flame will make sure that the dozy plonker who steps into the cycle lane without looking will never bother anyone ever again. by twistedLucidity (Wed 23rd Jan 2019 9:50pm)
  • Take some marshmallows and cook yourself and energy boosting snack as well. by twistedLucidity (Thu 24th Jan 2019 9:25am)
  • There are salt bins scattered around, open one up and spread it about. We live in an age of austerity, it's only going to get worse, we must all do out bit, ~~dig~~grit for victory! by twistedLucidity (Thu 24th Jan 2019 1:02pm)
  • > Not one for defending the council but you have to think how much resources would be required to grit all the pavements outside the city centre. We have young offenders, get them out on chain-gangs at 3am to grit the pavements; it'll go a small way to repaying their debt. A bit of hypothermia builds character and the frostbite will be a reminder to not break the law again! Twisted "The Victorians weren't harsh enough" Lucidity. by twistedLucidity (Thu 24th Jan 2019 1:06pm)
  • Good on you, fuck 'spoons. Bon Accord? Not been there in a while though. Quite like The Raven too. by twistedLucidity (Sat 26th Jan 2019 6:48pm)
  • Whilst FirstBus are complete shut, queuing theory is also a total bastard. That said, they are *the worst* I have encountered for this kind of thing. by twistedLucidity (Mon 28th Jan 2019 9:30pm)
  • Check [SIMD](http://simd.scot/2016/). In short yes, just like anywhere there are bad areas but Glasgow is nowhere near as dangerous as it used to be. Off the top of my head (and some information is old), areas I would avoid: * Possil * Easterhouse * Castlemilk * Govan * Robroyston * Govanhill * Parkhead * Tollcross Thing is there can be nice areas in those "bad" areas and even the "good" areas can drive some folks nuts (e.g. West End and students). Oh, and people on here will probably disagree with my list! by twistedLucidity (Mon 28th Jan 2019 9:42pm)
  • No such thing as ghosts, just gullible people and spammers. by twistedLucidity (Wed 30th Jan 2019 8:32am)
  • Good on you, but a question; do you chin Glasgow Council for the fact you have to do it? We pay them *a lot* of money to do this kind of stuff. by twistedLucidity (Wed 30th Jan 2019 1:13pm)
  • Yes, used to go swimming there before but closed. He'll, used to use the steamie round the back. It was a pretty good pool TBH but years of council neglect meant it would cost a fortune to repair. Not sure if that was Labour incompetence or malice. by twistedLucidity (Thu 31st Jan 2019 9:47pm)
  • To the line (should be marked on the glass). That said, don't go to a 'spoons. by twistedLucidity (Fri 1st Feb 2019 6:32pm)
  • Queens Park, Strathbungo and Govanhill. Lord knows they need it... by twistedLucidity (Fri 1st Feb 2019 10:14pm)
  • Isn't that what 'spoons use? Been at least 2 years since I've been in one. by twistedLucidity (Fri 1st Feb 2019 10:44pm)
  • If we ignore the anti-EU bullshit spouted by Martin, the reports of poor working conditions, the food and the rather lacklustre beer; nothing. TBH the first us my main reason for never giving Martin (or Dyson) any money ever again. Fuck them. by twistedLucidity (Fri 1st Feb 2019 10:40pm)
  • Queens Park, Steathbungo and Govanhill? Pfft. It's no that bad, certainly not a problem if there's a group and you're around during the day. Main roads (Vicky & Pollokshaws) are totally fine. I'd feel safer walking through there at night than I would parts of the West End or city centre by twistedLucidity (Fri 1st Feb 2019 11:23pm)
  • Just because everyone does it doesn't make it OK. I rarely war in multinational chains and (generally speaking) I tip 10‰ or more. Although I'd much rather people just got a fair wage from the get go. by twistedLucidity (Fri 1st Feb 2019 11:53pm)
  • Indeed. **Never** go to a 'spoons. Glad we agree. by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Feb 2019 12:23am)
  • I never said to try Possil! by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Feb 2019 12:26am)
  • There were folks larking about on the iced over pond this afternoon. by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Feb 2019 7:32pm)
  • I assumed you mean a dog. * Keep a diary. * Record the howling on your phone or other device. * Keep reporting it and explain why this daytime noise is a nuisance to you. * If the neighbours are gone all day (i.e. 8+ hours) that is a *long time* for a dog to be unattended, consider calling the SSPCA. * Do they rent? Complain to the landlord/agent. * Complain to your factor (if you have one). * [Ear plugs](http://www.howardleight.com/earplugs/max-lite)? The linked one are *really* good, you can get them in loads of places. by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Feb 2019 7:40pm)
  • It's probably "separation anxiety" and that will take specific training from a professional, medication from the vet or rehoming to a more suitable environment. by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Feb 2019 8:19pm)
  • Why delete your post? by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Feb 2019 8:30pm)
  • They'll be vandalised or covered in (literal) shit soon enough. :-( by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Feb 2019 12:58pm)
  • Down by the park? It's not *the absolute worst bit*, but it'd not exactly the high life either. I lived in or beside Govanhill (more or less) since the early 90s, it's a lot better now than it was back then. Are there Roma around? Yes. Are some of them absolute arseholes? Yes. But know what I haven't seen in a long, long time? The Young Teams running down Vicky Road knocking the shit out of each other. Govanhill Housing Association is doing a great job in pushing regeneration through and if you plan to stay for a few years, you could make a nice profit (or not lose too much anyway; I assume you're buying a home and not an investment). The area has had fits-and-starts are improving and giving the number of arty types moving in (they can't afford anywhere else) it might actually make it. Or fall flat on its face once again. I don't know what you needs or budget are, but I can see flat near the park going for £45-70k, at that price [this fixer-upper](https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/49140653) might be OK (Dixon Avenue isn't too bad), or there's [this two bed](https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/48330169). Cross Vicky Road into Strathbungo and things get better (and more expensive as you get close too and then cross Pollokshaws Road), [for example](https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/50333745). Note: I have no connection with any property linked above. by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Feb 2019 9:38pm)
  • Ah, if you're *in* Strathbungo then you have an advantage of some local knowledge. Things *might* pick up in a month, or Brexit might drop a giant turd on the whole market. by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Feb 2019 9:59pm)
  • How much it is worth (if anything) will depend on *what* HP it is, what year, specs and what is wrong. Have a look on eBay for the exact same model going as "spares or repair". It *might be* a broken screen or it *might be* something else (bad connection, broken cable dying...). A picture would help. Tried an external monitor? If that is borked, then it's not your screen, connector or cable; more likely your GPU or MoBo. It might even just be [Windows](https://h30434.www3.hp.com/t5/Notebook-Video-Display-and-Touch/White-screen-with-vertical-lines-after-sleep-mode-HP-Envy/td-p/5473755). Have you tried a different OS? Say Ubuntu running from a USB stick? It's probably not worth having it fixed unless it's very high-end & new (which may mean it's under warranty), although as others have said you could always do a DIY repair once you figure out what is wrong ([sample troubleshooting](http://www.laptoprepair101.com/laptop-lcd-screen-turned-white/)). And [more troubleshotting](https://appuals.com/vertical-lines-on-laptop-screen/). Or keep it and use it as a headless media server. by twistedLucidity (Thu 7th Feb 2019 5:11pm)
  • Is this some kind of weird West Brewery PR account? The Bell Jar isn't in the worst section of Govanhill. You're fairly near Vicky Road and the park. Unlike most of the accounts saying "Doom! You'll be raped to death!" I've lived there or near there on-and-off since about '94 and hadn't had any trouble (although back in the day the young teams would have running battles in the street). by twistedLucidity (Thu 7th Feb 2019 5:21pm)
  • [Len Lothian](https://www.lenlothian.com/) are good. by twistedLucidity (Fri 8th Feb 2019 1:24pm)
  • To buy, sell, rent as a tenant, or act as a landlord agent? by twistedLucidity (Fri 8th Feb 2019 1:22pm)
  • Hmmm... can't help with "sell" but I am interested to find out as I'll be selling soon. by twistedLucidity (Fri 8th Feb 2019 7:59pm)
  • Add it to your post. by twistedLucidity (Fri 8th Feb 2019 8:01pm)
  • Whut? by twistedLucidity (Sun 10th Feb 2019 11:36am)
  • Odd, I see cyclists regularly in the Vicky Road bike lane. The few exceptions I've noticed have been faster people on racer-type bikes who can easily keep pace with the traffic. Heck, I can sustain 35-40kph on my mountain bike. by twistedLucidity (Mon 11th Feb 2019 8:15am)
  • If you're that such, stay in bed. by twistedLucidity (Mon 11th Feb 2019 8:23am)
  • Good. I live beside a primary and an surprised there aren't regular fatalities given how the parents drive and disgorge their children into the middle of junctions. by twistedLucidity (Mon 18th Feb 2019 3:24pm)
  • And unless you're with Hyperopic, Virgin or Vodafone's new lines (laid by CityFibre), you'll be using Openreach. You're proximity to the cabinet and distance to the exchange governs what you get regardless of the provider you choose. At my old flat I was getting 80/20, in the new place I'm lucking to get 15/3; it's a joke; now we're stuck with Virgin. :-( When you picking an Openreach ISP, your basically paying for the customer service and technical skills. Zen are *very* good, as are A&A. by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Feb 2019 8:30am)
  • Zen. You will pay for their level.of service though. by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Feb 2019 2:24pm)
  • Apologies for GlasgowLive link, but it at least has a bet giving some basic advice on what to do. Also, stay vigilant. [More](https://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/17446359.glasgow-womans-warning-as-dog-dies-after-swallowing-poison-in-park/). by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Feb 2019 9:05pm)
  • Done by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Feb 2019 10:01pm)
  • **Content:** Glasgow is in many ways the perfect city for dog owners, with lovely green parks full of pets across the city. However, a worrying recent trend in the city has caused some dog walkers serious concern, with a number of dogs being hospitalised or worse. This morning, the owner of a Labrador spoke to Glasgow Live about how her dog, Daisy, passed away after eating poison left out in Pollok Park. Sadly, this is not the first event of this kind to happen in Glasgow. Only last week, we reported that dog walkers in the west end were being warned, after poison was found on Kelvinway. Incidents of poisonings have also been reported in the Gorbals. With these dangers in mind, Glasgow Live spoke to Ross Allan, a Pets'n'Vets Family Partner, for advice about what to do if your dog ingests poison on a walk in Glasgow. He said: “Owners should be vigilant to unusual behavior from their pets in the park, especially wanting to go to unusual areas or trying to eat things. "If you see anything that looks suspicious, especially blue pellets as that is a common appearance for rat poison, be aware. A number of years ago in Glasgow there were a series of unconfirmed incidents of dogs eating rat poison in Glasgow parks, so that’s something to be especially vigilant to. “The problem with anti-freeze, however, is it is a liquid and therefore much harder to spot, unless there is a bottle of the product lying nearby." Information can be key to helping save a dog which has ingested poison, so trying to trace the chemical used can be the most helpful thing an owner can do. Ross continued: "If you notice vomiting, shaking, rapid breathing or anything unusual from your dog, seek help immediately as it can be key to successful recovery. “The problem with poison is it can be extremely difficult to identify - there are many chemicals which can poison dogs. “If you see a commercial packet of any description in the park or near to your dog, that’s the most helpful thing you can bring to the vet. If we know the chemical and the dosage as soon as possible, it increases our chances of being able to make a difference. [More](https://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/17446359.glasgow-womans-warning-as-dog-dies-after-swallowing-poison-in-park/) (Evening Times) by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Feb 2019 10:01pm)
  • Is he chipped? Call Petlog (or whomever) and report him as missing. Contact details on his tag? Get in touch with your pet insurer, they can help with the costs of getting "lost dog" posters done. I see you've already called vets and the warden. We'll keep our eyes peeled when out walking ours. Is there any particular area or park he might go to? by twistedLucidity (Sun 24th Feb 2019 9:58am)
  • What size/height at shoulder? Is he ball crazy? We may have bumped into you on occasion. by twistedLucidity (Sun 24th Feb 2019 10:06am)
  • > UPDATE: Found him :) Someone found him early this morning and handed him in at the police station! He doesn't seem phased, of course! *HUZZAH!* by twistedLucidity (Mon 25th Feb 2019 1:00pm)
  • * Cost of return on a crappy, stinking bus: £4.50 * Cost of parking for a few hours: ~£5.50 (mid-week) As there's two of us, it's still cheaper to drive. If GCC want to make any impact, people need to have an affordable and reliable public transport system. FirstBus isn't it. Anyhoo, I thought the entire point of free Sunday parking was to encourage folks into town to support commerce? Have a few brown envelopes passed under the table from the out-of-town centres I wonder? by twistedLucidity (Mon 25th Feb 2019 1:06pm)
  • It's probably the propensity of flash Mercs, BMWs etc vs more standard Vaux etc. Or maybe we just notice the high-end marques more? The SUVs or Crossovers I can get, for some with mobility issues I guess that the higher seat position makes life easier. by twistedLucidity (Tue 26th Feb 2019 1:09pm)
  • Yes. by twistedLucidity (Tue 26th Feb 2019 1:10pm)
  • You don't have your butler carry you? My good fellow, how do you survive? by twistedLucidity (Tue 26th Feb 2019 1:09pm)
  • Well that explains why the first (and last) time I was in it stank like an open sewer. by twistedLucidity (Tue 26th Feb 2019 1:15pm)
  • Then there are (anecdotally) *a lot* of Blue Badge car nuts in Glasgow. Thing is, and perhaps this is my naivety showing, I would have expect the proportion of high-en marques to standard ones to be roughly the same between the Blue and non-Blue Badge contingents. But I've not exactly gone out and done an exhaustive survey and thinking about it, someone with a Blue Badge is probably much more likely to drive than deal with WorstBus; so there could be a fair lump of selection bias going on. by twistedLucidity (Tue 26th Feb 2019 3:43pm)
  • What, satire or a used tissue against a blue sky? by twistedLucidity (Tue 26th Feb 2019 10:53pm)
  • Kinda depends. 1. *What* fancy dress? 1. For *what* reason? I the staff think you'll be trouble, you'll never get in or be swiftly removed. If it's just fun and no one is being harassed/insulted, people won't really care. by twistedLucidity (Tue 26th Feb 2019 10:52pm)
  • Woof, woof. by twistedLucidity (Tue 26th Feb 2019 11:09pm)
  • 1. Chill, it's rare; there's *a lot* of dogs around. 1. Register with a vet. 1. Chip them (it's the law) and tag their collar. Keep the chip data up to date! 1. Get to obedience classes. Unless you've had dogs before, *you'll* need the classes more than the dog! 1. Get insurance if you can afford it *or* start saving. We're with PetPlan, it's pricey and we've needed to call on it once - barely saw a bill, it was all sorted right there and then with the emergency vets. Daft bastard was fine. The initial cost is insignificant. Seriously, it's nothing once you've bonded; they are family. End of. Odds are good you'l be fine. Teach the dog manners, basic control, don't leave it to fend for itself. by twistedLucidity (Wed 27th Feb 2019 12:18am)
  • Fancy dress or post-hipster millennials; how do you tell them apart? by twistedLucidity (Wed 27th Feb 2019 12:52am)
  • What they probably meant was "I don't know what a Canadian license is supposed to look like, so I can't accept that because I can't tell if it's genuine or not." which is fair, I have no clue what one is supposed to look like either. She probably just invented an excuse to try and hide her ignorance, or she could have just called the manager over. You could use your passport I guess, or get whatever our local age ID thing is called (I'm old, I don't get ID'd). by twistedLucidity (Fri 1st Mar 2019 12:19pm)
  • There's Dynotech Ecosse. I know they do bikes, not sure if their rig can do cars. by twistedLucidity (Fri 1st Mar 2019 12:20pm)
  • If you want to work for free, try any F/OSS project. If you're doing it for a company, get paid. Check meetup.com for techy things in the Glasgow area. They often have people with positions open and you could learn something new. by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Mar 2019 8:10am)
  • As seen from below, yes. by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Mar 2019 1:39pm)
  • Use https://www.fixmystreet.com/ and report much, much more! by twistedLucidity (Thu 7th Mar 2019 1:19pm)
  • > * During the set up step I could not, no matter what, get a custom number typed in to actually work. I was typing value £256,256 in each time, and got a number of different results. (e.g. £256,125, £256,240) Ah, not just me then. *Phew*. I found that repeatedly entering the desired number got the answer I wanted; quite why £325k suddenly became £177k is a mystery to me - flaw in some recursive goal-seek? The monthly mortgage calculation is also **w-a-y** off. With my mortgage details it was showing about £450, the reality is more than double that. Or maybe the UI is confusing me in what it thinks my mortgage will be? FYI /u/nicosy by twistedLucidity (Thu 7th Mar 2019 5:27pm)
  • Right. by twistedLucidity (Mon 11th Mar 2019 1:11pm)
  • "viral littler picking pictures"....what are you on about? by twistedLucidity (Tue 12th Mar 2019 10:15am)
  • But the exposure, darling. Think of the *exposure*. by twistedLucidity (Wed 13th Mar 2019 5:38pm)
  • Uh-huh, seems totally legit. by twistedLucidity (Wed 13th Mar 2019 5:41pm)
  • I meant your £30 inducement to people to six themselves. by twistedLucidity (Wed 13th Mar 2019 8:40pm)
  • A week, in Glasgow? What was wrong with it? by twistedLucidity (Fri 15th Mar 2019 10:28am)
  • All you can really do is complain to the school and keep complaining. If they are in uniform and in a public place, photograph/video the little shits and send that to the school. If the school don't act, go to the press and have their name dragged through the mud. by twistedLucidity (Fri 15th Mar 2019 10:26am)
  • I just got rid of my flat in 2 days. *2 DAYS!* Neighbour's place was on the market, 40+ viewings in a few days as well, they just sold in less than a week. It's insane here just now. by twistedLucidity (Fri 15th Mar 2019 10:43am)
  • Can't you get some of the footmen to cut the tree up before the chauffeur tries to shift the Maybach? by twistedLucidity (Sat 16th Mar 2019 11:32am)
  • A more specific location would be helpful, and it will also depend on *where* your work is in Edinburgh. Expect the commute to be a minimum of one hour each way on a good day. * Have you spoken with anyone at your work about car-sharing? * As others have said, bus is good. Trains as OK. * You could get a car and drive, this will get expensive and quickly. * If you want to, move. * If you're skills are in demand and you don't want to move, change jobs. by twistedLucidity (Sat 16th Mar 2019 11:30am)
  • Get to some meet-ups and pester folks there. by twistedLucidity (Sun 17th Mar 2019 7:54am)
  • Word of mouth. Do good work and your customers will recommend you. Van livery as well, maybe pop a sign out front when working at a place. I only get trades-people that others I know have used, had horrific experiences when I've simply used someone I looked up. by twistedLucidity (Sun 17th Mar 2019 7:53am)
  • Tried u/kieran_daww? As a recommendation, not a horror story (I hope). by twistedLucidity (Sun 17th Mar 2019 9:20pm)
  • We use "Vets 4 Pets", can't say we have any complaints. There's a few scattered around in various "Pets at Home" stores. What's wrong with "Pets n' vets"? Did consider to switching to them for convenience factor. by twistedLucidity (Mon 18th Mar 2019 1:12pm)
  • I'm the wrong side of 40, I *still* have no idea what I want to do when I grow up, so I bother computers for a living. My degree is in nothing related to IT, although it is STEM, but the skills I picked up doing it are invaluable (e.g. maths, planning etc). TBH I'd rather be a carpenter or a blacksmith; but I'll never get the chance. by twistedLucidity (Tue 19th Mar 2019 9:57pm)
  • Seen a few more white supremacist stickers around of lat 'n all. Shitebags are trying it. Heck, learned about a Scottish terror group the other week (no names, they don't need the promotion). by twistedLucidity (Tue 19th Mar 2019 10:08pm)
  • Don't watch "Predestination". by twistedLucidity (Tue 19th Mar 2019 10:05pm)
  • A combination of factors. I see evidence of people *trying* but there's often not enough bins emptied often enough (cause by austerity) and there's also not enough enforcement (caused by the previous Labour administration not giving a shit). I do see people trying to organise clean-ups. Not all go anywhere, but at least people try. There's a park near me needs doing (we've just moved) and I might look into it when we're settled. And yes, there is a strong element of parents failing to teach their kids to *not* be clatty bassas. by twistedLucidity (Tue 19th Mar 2019 10:15pm)
  • And they're a shower if twats IME. by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Mar 2019 6:47am)
  • Using they're resources without paying? Good stuff. Fuck Brexitspoons! by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Mar 2019 8:09am)
  • Linen 1906 in Shawlands? I know they show footie, and do great food. Not sure on the kiddo. Also try checking Butterfly & Pig, and the Granary. UK isn't great at family-friendly pubs outside of the generic chains. by twistedLucidity (Thu 21st Mar 2019 6:52am)
  • Happens all over Glasgow, council don't care. by twistedLucidity (Thu 21st Mar 2019 5:08pm)
  • There will be if you organise one. by twistedLucidity (Thu 21st Mar 2019 5:14pm)
  • We need this "shit", what we don't need us a lack of clear signs and enforcement. Cycle paths save money (in terms of pollution, health, movement of people etc) by twistedLucidity (Thu 21st Mar 2019 8:44pm)
  • Us, whether cyclists or not, we all benefit. For example, less money spent on healthcare because the nation is fitter means more resources for other things. by twistedLucidity (Thu 21st Mar 2019 9:59pm)
  • Saw the copter last night, and a few parked police cars parked on pavements etc. this morning. by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Mar 2019 1:13pm)
  • * Milk, Victoria Road * Grain and grind (use to be Southside), Pollokshaws Road * Strange Brew, Pollokshaws Road by twistedLucidity (Sat 23rd Mar 2019 2:02pm)
  • Where? Huskies can be rather aloof and disinterested in people. Ours is a bit like that. If you think they are being mistreated, call the SSPCA. by twistedLucidity (Sun 24th Mar 2019 7:00am)
  • I assume you've reported it to the police? by twistedLucidity (Sun 24th Mar 2019 7:23am)
  • You could get a flat for that money almost anywhere. A *house* is going to be trickier. Why not use the tools Rightmove, Zoopla etc offer? by twistedLucidity (Tue 26th Mar 2019 12:52pm)
  • But that's a different question, isn't it? by twistedLucidity (Tue 26th Mar 2019 1:11pm)
  • They don't want "Big Government" to take it in taxes, so they allow...er..."Big Government" to outsource it to "Big Corporation" who sub-contracts it to "Little Person Fuck-Over" who then must rely on tips to eat. Same with their healthcare. They prefer that their poor (and middle class to a large extent) die or suffer from completely preventable/manageable illnesses because "Big Government" is inefficient and "Evil Socialism". by twistedLucidity (Wed 27th Mar 2019 5:06pm)
  • My street is used as a rat-run by folks. The speed along the parked cars well over the legal 20mph; be good to close it for a bit (although parking would become even worse; if that were possible). by twistedLucidity (Thu 28th Mar 2019 12:28pm)
  • Surely the Mac & Cheese at Linen 1906 is better; no? The Mac & Cheese at The Boyd Roderick was good, but it's a West pub so don't expect much range of beer. If Malaga Tapas is decent, shall have to check it out. by twistedLucidity (Fri 29th Mar 2019 1:46pm)
  • Fitba on Sunday? Crap. * Curious Liquids/Phillies on Pollokshaws Road is good for pizza. * Oro (Italian) also on Pollokshaws Road. * Locavore, Milk and Short Long Black, all on Victoria Road. * Steak Inn on Vicky Road again, then pop into What the Fudge for dessert. by twistedLucidity (Fri 29th Mar 2019 1:50pm)
  • Shall deffo have to check it out, have driven past it manys a time and never been in. by twistedLucidity (Fri 29th Mar 2019 2:59pm)
  • WorstBus are shit. In fact all the buses in Glasgow are pretty shit. GCC need to take control of them. by twistedLucidity (Sat 30th Mar 2019 9:06am)
  • By "invest" do you mean "buy to live in"? Or "invest" as in "deny someone else the opportunity to buy a home"? by twistedLucidity (Thu 4th Apr 2019 7:28am)
  • Do you believe that doing a masters represents you |--|--|--|--|--|--|--|--|--|--| 1/∞ Turnip by twistedLucidity (Thu 4th Apr 2019 12:28pm)
  • I read it as a % of the day. Do you spend 10% or 100% of your day on Reddit, YT etc etc etc by twistedLucidity (Thu 4th Apr 2019 12:25pm)
  • [Osdin](https://www.osdin.co.uk/) are good. by twistedLucidity (Fri 5th Apr 2019 12:37pm)
  • There's something up with the bins, ours are no longer getting emptied on the correct schedule (fortnightly is now monthly it seems). You would be best to speak to the council TBH, perhaps they are still getting the processes put in place? Glasgow's recycling is very poor compared to what I'm used to though. I through out so much stuff that is labelled as recyclable because GCC won't handle it. by twistedLucidity (Fri 5th Apr 2019 12:36pm)
  • Why aren't all eateries require to show their hygiene rating prominently on the door and within? by twistedLucidity (Fri 5th Apr 2019 12:40pm)
  • No. If you need a car it would be cheaper to buy here and then sell. Assuming you can get insurance. by twistedLucidity (Wed 10th Apr 2019 8:31am)
  • Autorotation. My only guess is that *something else* was going on, but we will have to wait an see. Even highly trained and experienced people can make mistakes. by twistedLucidity (Wed 10th Apr 2019 9:32am)
  • Neither. Prefer the Southside. Why? No need to get a shitty WorstBus or taxi. Recommendations: Rum Shack, Ranjit's Kitchen, Halloumi, Linen, Curious Liquids/Phillies. Heaps more places, not had a chance to try them yet. by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Apr 2019 8:05am)
  • The placebo effect is real, and it works even when you *know* it's placebo. Doesn't mean acupuncture is a legit form of treatment base on evidence though. by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Apr 2019 8:13am)
  • As others have said, go to your GP. If you are not happy with just painkillers as it hasn't resolved itself, ask for a referral to physio/whatever. Or try a different GP. Some things simply take time though, which can be annoying. *DO NOT* waste your time, money (and potentially your health) on unproven alt-med bullcrap. by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Apr 2019 8:12am)
  • Which is why I suggested they go see a different GP or get a referral, that GP is fobbing them off. by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Apr 2019 8:18am)
  • It's like I posted more than just one sentence or something. Accupunture is bullshit. Given it is done by people without any medical training who may go one to recommend other bullshit, it's also potentially risky. Not to mention the cost. by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Apr 2019 8:21am)
  • 1. Did it? 1. Anecdote is not evidence. 1. Dog could well have picked up cues from you. 1. You may have had your perceptions altered due to placebo on you. 1. *Something* might have changed/worked which had nothing to do with the acupuncture. There is no evidence to support acupuncture, there is no known mechanism for it to work, it's bullshit. by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Apr 2019 9:52am)
  • ***HUZZAH!*** = by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Apr 2019 10:42am)
  • Anecdote != Evidence. I didn't realise that believing in. and promoting, potentially harmful fairy tales made one an arse. TIL. by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Apr 2019 12:03pm)
  • Am I looking at a well endowed individual relieving themselves? A clown on a bike? Yer maw bent over? by twistedLucidity (Fri 12th Apr 2019 12:46pm)
  • Like all the others, they can piss off. Far too many big, foreign chains selling shit at inflated prices and then paying close to zero in taxes to off-set the damage they cause. by twistedLucidity (Mon 15th Apr 2019 12:49pm)
  • 1. Is that a genuine "service dog"?\*. 1. It's going to be dead (or seriously injured) if the rider loses control. 1. Indeed, I am no fun at parties and have nae pals. \*Genuine "service dog" * A "Recognised Assistance Dog" as trained by "International Guide Dogs Federation" or "Assistance Dogs International" member organisation (more [here](http://www.assistancedogs.org.uk/law/)). * "Emotional Support Animals" are a USA thing and not recognised here. * Other working dogs (e.g. some therapy dogs) may well be highly trained, but are *not* genuine service dogs. * People claiming their pets as service dogs is a serious problem for those with genuine need as the fakes are often poorly trained and lead to problems/suspicion. by twistedLucidity (Tue 16th Apr 2019 12:49pm)
  • As others have said, the commute will stress you. If I *absolutely* had to do this, I would: * See if I can get some kind of long-term deal with a hotel or B&B OR 1. Find a cheap Studio/1-bed to rent (circa £450pcm, there are cheaper); 1. Get a deal from a basic ISP; and 1. Buy a pushbike for getting around Glasgow; This is still going end-up costing you close to £750pcm for everything, but will be far less stressful in the long run *and* weekend trips with the family become possible. Just pretend your camping! by twistedLucidity (Wed 17th Apr 2019 5:41pm)
  • Most people are made to feel very welcome. But [chancers like you](https://www.reddit.com/r/IllegalLifeProTips/comments/bfo2e1/ilpt_how_to_make_a_paypal_account_for_tricking/) won't be. Your post history is a feckin' embarrassment, pal. by twistedLucidity (Sun 21st Apr 2019 6:03pm)
  • eBay, gumtree, Freecycle. by twistedLucidity (Mon 22nd Apr 2019 7:58pm)
  • * Few people cycle because there is no infrastructure. * There's no reason to build infrastructure because few people cycle. Hmm..... by twistedLucidity (Wed 24th Apr 2019 5:24pm)
  • I've been using Cycle Republic. Seem OK and handy for work when they can get the bike back by 1700. by twistedLucidity (Thu 25th Apr 2019 11:52pm)
  • It's utter madness just now, isn't it? I welcome the increase in pedestrian crossings and can only assume there will be further works coming to relieve some of the pressure. Or it's a cunning plan to make using a car more objectionable and get people on to bike/bus/etc. But this is GCC we're talking about, so..... by twistedLucidity (Fri 26th Apr 2019 8:37am)
  • Why is this on "smartsurvey.co.uk" and not the council or some other legit domain? How do we know it's legit? > 8 How can we make sure that action on climate issues supports human rights and equality in the city? What the actual....? by twistedLucidity (Fri 26th Apr 2019 1:22pm)
  • Do you live in Scotland? by twistedLucidity (Mon 29th Apr 2019 7:49am)
  • > **3 days** before we were to view it. There's your problem. 3 *hours* can be pushing it. by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st May 2019 8:22am)
  • Lidl won't have them. There's wild garlic along parts of the White Cart. by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st May 2019 12:42pm)
  • Is the job in Glasgow? Southside is good. Almost all buses down Pollokshaws and Victoria Road go to the city centre, and from there you can get the train to Edinburgh. Journey in by pushbike from there is sub-15 minutes (faster if you use the new cycle corridor). by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st May 2019 12:45pm)
  • Whilst good advice, now is not the time. by twistedLucidity (Fri 3rd May 2019 12:28pm)
  • Spike of stabbings reported in London? Yes. Glasgow? Not so much. by twistedLucidity (Fri 3rd May 2019 12:30pm)
  • FirstBus is glitchy. by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th May 2019 7:45am)
  • To quote myself from the [r/uk thread](https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/blp485/most_scots_not_aware_of_penalties_for_driving_too/): > Almost every morning people will squeeze past me (sometimes forcing me to take evading action) and then...sit at the lights, whereupon I wiggle past into the advanced stop area. > Assuming the gormless twonk hasn't occupied it. > Cyclists aren't perfect by any means, but in commuter traffic they are not the limiting factor. Just wait until it's safe to pass; I will also do my level best to duck out of the flow where safe to do so. > And no, I don't ride through red lights (unless they have a cycle-crossing, some do). by twistedLucidity (Tue 7th May 2019 12:48pm)
  • You're raising her weak. Hypothermia builds character! At least that's what I told myself partway through the ride into work... by twistedLucidity (Tue 7th May 2019 12:50pm)
  • Aye, a week or so ago. by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th May 2019 8:17am)
  • Held at a time when almost everyone will be in work and unable to attend. Well done them. Sigh. by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th May 2019 12:30pm)
  • Can we just end the Orange walks? Actually, can we end any and all sectarian marches? by twistedLucidity (Tue 14th May 2019 12:40pm)
  • What are you looking for? A 1 bed flat in Shawlands, Strathbungo, Mount Florida, Cathcart are all within budget (i.e. sub-£100k). Some 2 beds too. These are all pretty decent areas either with socialising places of their own or decent communications into the city. We looked at a few places in Cambuslang and whilst the houses were very nice, Cambuslang itself is a shitehole. Rutherglen seems OK, although I've only visited friends there and never lived there myself. by twistedLucidity (Tue 14th May 2019 12:50pm)
  • Not a lot of houses around with a £130k ceiling (and you need wiggle room for "Offer over", fees etc, so you're looking more at ~£110k). Some flats do have dedicated parking, so they could still be workable and if you're willing to do work then things get easier. Best of luck! by twistedLucidity (Tue 14th May 2019 1:20pm)
  • Not found it an issue either, but then I do use a mountain bike to get around. Screw trying to use a proper road bike on the roads. by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th May 2019 1:27pm)
  • WRT the junkie - best bet is to call 101. I thought Lauders was being refurbed the last time I went past (was a while ago though). by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th May 2019 2:01pm)
  • Thing is, unless it's reported they don't know where it's happening. Although I would have thought that area would have been under CCTV. by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th May 2019 2:20pm)
  • I use Fix My Street these days. It seems to work (I mostly report potholes) but unfortunately they use basic temporary patches that fail within a month. Hardly seems worth the effort. by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th May 2019 9:53pm)
  • I'll keep and eye out but this is either already out of the country or in pieces. by twistedLucidity (Fri 17th May 2019 1:47pm)
  • Avoid chiropractors, it's all a bunch of hokum and can do more harm than good. It's based on complete, unscientific nonsense. Self-refer to a physio, or speak with your GP but avoid quack and charlatans. by twistedLucidity (Mon 20th May 2019 12:18pm)
  • > The household recycling bins have some of the most restrictive rules of any council in the country Partner's has to to put a note on top of the recycling bin for me because I can never remember what GCC recycle. TBH it's probably easier to just bin everything given how little they accept, not that that's a particularly helpful attitude. > I get that this stuff costs money Council tax in Glasgow is very high, they could at least provide recycling. Where we used to stay the council tax was much lower and they recycled basically *everything*. Also, the staff at the dump are generally rude and unhelpful. They also often ask you to put the stuff you've separated for recycling into "household" i.e. landfill. What's the point of even trying? by twistedLucidity (Wed 22nd May 2019 7:48am)
  • It's on my morning commute, I probably rode through around 0900 this morning. Very tragic and rather chilling. by twistedLucidity (Wed 22nd May 2019 5:27pm)
  • Bad bot by twistedLucidity (Wed 22nd May 2019 10:23pm)
  • Personally I will hang back from the front vehicle there (and loads of other places) unless I am sure I can get into the advanced stop box (assuming some twat hasn't occupied it). As I know the timings from the previous lights, I kinda know when to wait. I'm probably one of the few. When in the cage I have nearly taken out a 9 year old on a bike who came up my inside at a junction. Luckily for them I am also a motorcyclist so I *always* shoulder check and saw them. I really should have stopped, given them a telling off and lamped the father who was riding behind them. Was somewhat distracted by *not* killing them and not causing an accident by my evasive swerve into the oncoming lane. The only red light I regularly ride through is the North-bound just after the O2 Academy and I don't even apologise for that one. Why? Got a wee green bike on the lights and (I could be wrong here) I have a feeling that the pavement there is part of a poorly signed cycleway, not that I'm on the pavement. Anyway, long an short of it; we're all good people, all twats at times but if we look out for each other we will all get home. Unless you stop in the advanced stop for not reason. That's a paddlin'! by twistedLucidity (Wed 22nd May 2019 10:36pm)
  • Me? I own one bike and so that's the one I use. The large wheels, suspension and strong frame means Glasgow roads are just about passable. by twistedLucidity (Thu 23rd May 2019 8:26am)
  • Saw a couple of kids in school blazers dropping litter on the ground. Shame I was close enough to catch the school name or give them a good yelling at. Needs to be more punishment for littering, and it should be in the form of picking up litter wearing a "tabard of shame". by twistedLucidity (Fri 24th May 2019 3:48pm)
  • *DISGUSTING!* Little Timmikins will be simply *distraught* if he can't watch the latest Peppa Pig as he's taken to school. And how will I show just how much better I am than everyone else if they can't see how much more expensive and bigger my car is? The council have gone too far, making people *walk*? This isn't the dark ages and I am upper middle class! Sturgeon must resign! by twistedLucidity (Fri 24th May 2019 4:09pm)
  • Could be a good use for some of the disused railway lines. by twistedLucidity (Fri 24th May 2019 4:06pm)
  • https://www.gobike.org/friday-24th-1730-a-silent-protest-8578 by twistedLucidity (Fri 24th May 2019 4:05pm)
  • Easily 100+ there so show their respects. by twistedLucidity (Fri 24th May 2019 5:56pm)
  • *Whoosh* Not just you, the entire sub! JFC people, I expected better. by twistedLucidity (Fri 24th May 2019 10:58pm)
  • There was a comment in The Herald about the truck heading along Pollockshaws Road and turning left. Did it cut her off? Cross her path when she was turning right? Did she go down the "suicide lane" and enter a blind spot? Did one of them race through on red? I dunno. But I can tell you one thing, the pictures of the bike in The Herald and Evening Times are pretty harrowing. by twistedLucidity (Fri 24th May 2019 11:05pm)
  • [Shawlands](https://osmand.net/go?lat=55.81939&lon=-4.289383&z=18), just growing along the side of the pavement. I wouldn't eat them, too near the road. by twistedLucidity (Sat 25th May 2019 2:50pm)
  • Why do you want to do CompSci? What do you think the degree will give you that won't leave you three years behind the curve? It's a serious question because depending on where you want to go and what you want to do and what skills (if any) you have now, it may not be the right route. Or it could be the best route. If you're just doing it because all IT bibs earn £80k+, then you are doing it for the wrong reasons and are going to be *very* disappointed. Get along to a few tech meetups, maybe ScotLUG. by twistedLucidity (Sat 25th May 2019 11:41pm)
  • Which lane? Seriously, I like a bit of foraging. by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th May 2019 12:32am)
  • For a start, if you want to go into research. Another is just having a passion of a more academic bent. Or it just makes sense for you at this juncture. Going to uni will probably not be *wrong* as such, but it does send one down a certain path. If I could have, I'd have had a year or two after college to decide what I wanted out of like, but that wasn't an option for me. If you've decided you want to do CompSci because you like it and want to learn more, have at it. If you're only doing it for an easy life of £600+ day rates tunnelling through seven VPNs, then reality is going to come as a nasty shock. I'm not saying don't go to uni, I'm saying EB sure of your reasons. by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th May 2019 12:31am)
  • > most require several years of experience. It was the exact same when I was trying to get started as well and that's why I suggested getting to MeetUps etc. You could also contribute to a F/OSS project as a way to get experience. Even with experience you'll have to play the game of buzzword-bingo to get through the gormless recruiters! by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th May 2019 6:13am)
  • Pollokshaws Road. It's been in a state like this (and getting worse) for a while now. Not sure why it's not been picked up because I don't think the guy I sometimes see hanging around there has much use for broken bottles. Speaking of him, not seen him in a while. by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th May 2019 1:50pm)
  • If you want better content, the post better content. by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th May 2019 6:49pm)
  • **Winner:** Langside Cafe by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th May 2019 6:47pm)
  • Aye, that's the place. by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th May 2019 6:50pm)
  • Phillies and Curious Liquids are (I think) the same business. They share the same unit. by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th May 2019 9:12pm)
  • Check the usual local suspects; eBay, Gumtree etc. Best of luck, failing that.... Report the frame number to the police. If you have the smashed lock/chain parts then some.companies like Kryptonite will pay out depending on the lock/chain model. Inform your home contents insurer, the bike should be covered by them (they'll want a crime number and stuff though). by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th May 2019 9:23pm)
  • Uh...I eat and drink in Curious Liquids (really mean to try Phillies, but keep getting distracted by wine). They're the same place. by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th May 2019 10:24pm)
  • I used to let out a two bed in Strathbungo for £550 a months a couple of years ago. Add £65-100 for utilities, £100 for CT and £75 for factors etc; job done. Place is now sold, but there's other around. At £1.4k post tax without dependents, you're laughing. Even with a high standard of living, you'll be saving £300+ a month easy. Try Western Lettings as an agent. They're really good. by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th May 2019 11:10pm)
  • Bingo! I handed it in yesterday morning. by twistedLucidity (Mon 27th May 2019 11:27am)
  • It was. by twistedLucidity (Mon 27th May 2019 11:26am)
  • Not seeing any private message, but I'm using the mobile website so I won't see chat etc. There were a whack of cards (student, provisional etc) in there. Ticket too. All been handed in. by twistedLucidity (Mon 27th May 2019 1:23pm)
  • Saw some coins and a magnet badge, didn't spot contraband. I was hoping one of the cards would have a mobile number or something. No joy. by twistedLucidity (Mon 27th May 2019 2:40pm)
  • Nothing is really known yet, police are still looking for witnesses. There's a chance CCTV may have caught it. by twistedLucidity (Mon 27th May 2019 4:46pm)
  • These flats are being built *in* Strathbungo, on the site of the old Arnold Clarke garage. Govanhill Housing Association also appears to be doing excellent work over on the other side of Vicky Road. There's a few blocks being renovated at the moment. by twistedLucidity (Mon 27th May 2019 9:19pm)
  • Really sucks. Did they cut through the lock or something? IIRC there's a few GPS trackers that can be fitted into the frame. Probably worthwhile on a special/expensive bike. Hope you find it. by twistedLucidity (Mon 27th May 2019 9:25pm)
  • Parts of the East End (e.g. the old cattle market) would make more sense. by twistedLucidity (Tue 28th May 2019 4:51pm)
  • The software is Mac OS only? If not, any decent box should do you. You might be able to get a second hand from a repair shop or fleaBay. Failing that it's off the Apple store and let the ghost of Jobs rape your wallet. It is possible to virtualise Mac OS (or do Hackintosh) but this is non-trivial. by twistedLucidity (Thu 30th May 2019 8:43pm)
  • By the people, for the people. Could be up for a bit of that. by twistedLucidity (Fri 31st May 2019 2:29pm)
  • I do. Super-handy "Changesager" booklets, the lot. Not really used WorstBus since returning to Glasgow. Walk, run or cycle instead. Fuck Worstbus. by twistedLucidity (Fri 31st May 2019 2:53pm)
  • Forget major letting agents. You want to deal with smaller ones or directly with the landlord. Expect to pay an increased deposit, and cleaning costs on departure. If you want a recommendation, call Western Lettings. They were my agents when I was a landlord (I allowed pets). by twistedLucidity (Sat 1st Jun 2019 9:25pm)
  • > Any academics here want to take up the baton? What is the opportunity cost of expecting people to work for free? If this concerns you so much, pay someone to conduct the research. by twistedLucidity (Sun 2nd Jun 2019 9:13am)
  • Used to be a Yoga class at The Griphouse ages ago, no idea of its still going. You can do some basics yourself with a mat and You Tube videos. by twistedLucidity (Mon 3rd Jun 2019 8:14am)
  • £5? Rip off. When I lived in Nottingham the "Robin Hood" card (which did buses and trains) maxed out at £3.75. You could load credit and just use it as-and-when. Cheaper options were available for regular users. Things were clean and ran on time as well, unlike Glasgow. by twistedLucidity (Tue 4th Jun 2019 10:00pm)
  • No, it is not fully navigable. Too many fallen trees, shipping carts, traffic cones, car axles and Christ knows what else. Also, parts are very shallow. Cite: walked from Shawlands to Linn Park (waterfall) the other day following the Cart at much as possible. by twistedLucidity (Wed 5th Jun 2019 10:58pm)
  • GPL/MIT? Think you more mean Creative Commons in this case. So more CC-0 Vs CC-by-NC. by twistedLucidity (Sat 8th Jun 2019 11:36pm)
  • I used to own & live in that area and it always seemed like it was just about to improve and then...nothing. It seems like it is just about to improve again, we shall see. For that reason I would hesitate to offer more than 10% over, but you've been looking for a while and can totally see why you want to get it sorted. I would have thought 15% would have been more than enough. Govanhill, and the bits of Strathbungo & Crosshill at abut it, is a weird place as far as property goes. People priced out of other areas are now looking to Govanhill due to it's excellent transport links and closeness to various amenities, this is driving prices up. One option is to buy a shithole in an otherwise sound(ish) block. This will require work, sure, but a bit of graft (by yourself or trades) can sort that. If you're ready to move (staying at home or renting) put in your best offer, mention that you can move immediately, have the mortgage already sorted and you want the property taken off the market or your offer is pulled. You can always offer again if it goes to closing date. *Never* register interest in the property, that just triggers estate agents to put up a closing date and try to provoke a bidding war. by twistedLucidity (Thu 13th Jun 2019 4:16pm)
  • Top-floor flats are great (it's what I used to have). Only arse was having to home sometimes to let maintenance get in the attic for inspection/repairs. by twistedLucidity (Thu 13th Jun 2019 4:31pm)
  • Daft question from an idiot, why not just shower at the office? by twistedLucidity (Thu 13th Jun 2019 5:14pm)
  • Having a shower is what I do after commuting the ~3 miles in. Not really a hardship. by twistedLucidity (Thu 13th Jun 2019 5:51pm)
  • Well it's hardly going to make much on an impact when it looks little different from the average Glasgow street covered in shite. by twistedLucidity (Tue 18th Jun 2019 8:06am)
  • It's the unkepmt area behind the flagpole, running along the allotments and facing South. Used to walk the dogs through there regularly around 1800-1900, never saw a damned thing either. Maybe one needs to go later if one wants some clandestine bush action? by twistedLucidity (Wed 19th Jun 2019 8:18am)
  • It should be covered by your insurance. You'll probably need a crime number and the ruined bits of lock to satisfy the company, but they should pay out. Keep an eye on craigslist, gumtree etc for the scrotes trying to sell it on. by twistedLucidity (Fri 21st Jun 2019 12:08pm)
  • It does. FirstBus are complete shit on Sunday, just like the other six days. by twistedLucidity (Sat 29th Jun 2019 10:54am)
  • Well they can start by **actually recycling plastic**! The amount of perfectly good plastic I throw out because I can't recycle it here is depressing. by twistedLucidity (Wed 3rd Jul 2019 8:15am)
  • We don't eat mammalian predators for good reasons, it's got little to do with animal cruelty. Pathogens are a bitch. We all need to cut down (or out) meat to help try and reduce the damage from global warming *and* reduce animal suffering. But I don't think acting like a complete prat is the best way to go about it. Or maybe he's just a really big fan of the Yulin festival? by twistedLucidity (Thu 4th Jul 2019 9:35pm)
  • It's a common same here as well. by twistedLucidity (Sun 7th Jul 2019 10:46pm)
  • Anecdote: one our dogs finished squatting and we started to wander off. Bloke on bicycle "Oi! You going to pick that up?" Response: "Have you got a sponge? That's just how she pees!" Why people in the UK can't pick-up amazes me. Although people in Glasgow seem to struggle with the concept of "litter bin" at the best of times. All the fines in the world dont matter unless there is also *actual* enforcement. by twistedLucidity (Mon 8th Jul 2019 8:51am)
  • 1.4k? That's over 1k in just rent for a flat. Either you have a gold plated loo in there or you're paying over the odds. by twistedLucidity (Sun 14th Jul 2019 11:25am)
  • Use fixmystreet (it's a site and an app) by twistedLucidity (Wed 17th Jul 2019 8:11pm)
  • Both of ours are rescued strays - trying to stop them eating all the shite they can find is a full time job. :-( by twistedLucidity (Thu 18th Jul 2019 3:19pm)
  • I think there's a few around, had a few odd interactions when out with our two but nothing that put be in fear of a snatch attempt. In Glasgow, elsewhere has been a bit more dicey. Call 101 and report it. Each report adds to the overall picture and you can be sure that *if* they are dog-fighting, then they are up to all sorts of other shit as well. by twistedLucidity (Thu 18th Jul 2019 3:16pm)
  • Was the dog OK? by twistedLucidity (Thu 18th Jul 2019 3:21pm)
  • *Everywhere* does this. Turn off you wi-fi (your phone broadcasts every SSID it knows, this is effectively a fingerprint) and Bluetooth. Problem mostly solved. Longer battery life too. by twistedLucidity (Sun 21st Jul 2019 6:06pm)
  • Glaswegians through their rubbish onto the streets rather than put it in the bin. More food to scavenge. Ergo, more seagulls. Also, daft bastards feeding birds (i.e. pigeons) won't be helping (and it can attract vermin). by twistedLucidity (Sun 21st Jul 2019 6:12pm)
  • Go back a bit and it was spelled "Poloc", apparently this is why it's "**Poloc** Cricket Club'. by twistedLucidity (Tue 23rd Jul 2019 6:15am)
  • Our glass recycling bin wasn't collected last week, skipping collections now appears to be regular. One of the highest council taxes in the UK, one of the worst councils in the UK. by twistedLucidity (Wed 24th Jul 2019 7:59am)
  • Couldn't give a shit. by twistedLucidity (Wed 24th Jul 2019 8:00am)
  • A lack of: * Bins, * Collection; and * Enforcement. by twistedLucidity (Fri 26th Jul 2019 3:38pm)
  • I'd recommend FixMyStreet over MyGlasgow for the simple reason that FixMyStreet can be used _anywhere_ in the UK and you don't need to know which council area you happen to be in at any given time. by twistedLucidity (Fri 26th Jul 2019 3:38pm)
  • Very, very true. by twistedLucidity (Fri 26th Jul 2019 4:36pm)
  • If councils made it easy, then people would have to actually do some work. by twistedLucidity (Fri 26th Jul 2019 5:34pm)
  • It's closed or something? Nearly went there last week 'n all. by twistedLucidity (Sat 27th Jul 2019 3:34pm)
  • GCC don't collect rubbish regularly enough. Bins are often overflowing. Heck, they often skip collecting domestic rubbish too. Council tax in Glasgow is high enough, we should be getting better service. by twistedLucidity (Sat 27th Jul 2019 3:37pm)
  • Should have handed it into the station or police. by twistedLucidity (Sat 27th Jul 2019 3:35pm)
  • Yeah, a while back and then reopened as "Sammy's". by twistedLucidity (Sat 27th Jul 2019 7:41pm)
  • What, Sammy's? I know they re-branded from Lebowski's and gave a nod the long-gone Sammy Dow's, but didn't know Sammy's had no closed. by twistedLucidity (Sat 27th Jul 2019 7:40pm)
  • There's a lot of this going around. If you have the lock remains, you should be able to claim on your insurance. I always get twitchy leaving my bike in public, and I use a heavy D-lock with a secondary cable through the wheels. Some people are arseholes, I'll try to keep and eye out. by twistedLucidity (Tue 30th Jul 2019 1:59pm)
  • How bad do you want it? What can you offer that isn't money (flexibility of moving date, no chain etc)? How much work are you willing to do? I'd never offer more than 10% over and even that is pushing it but I am a patient person and will simply hold out. I also like DIY, so an undervalued wreck suits me just fine. by twistedLucidity (Tue 30th Jul 2019 2:03pm)
  • You might be surprised. Do you have contents insurance? Bikes are sometimes covered as a matter of course. It's still shite though. by twistedLucidity (Tue 30th Jul 2019 3:28pm)
  • None. Network, network and network. It's not what you know, it's who you know. I'm not in banking any more, so I can't advise directly on that sector but getting to any talks/seminars etc is the way to begin making contacts. by twistedLucidity (Tue 30th Jul 2019 3:30pm)
  • Don't do the crime if you ~~can't do the time~~ pay the fine. One thing I have noticed whilst walking through Glasgow is that a lot of the yellow lines are poorly painted, intermittent, worn out etc. One could easily get confused. One also wonder if a fine would even be enforceable. Cough, cough. by twistedLucidity (Wed 31st Jul 2019 5:08pm)
  • I regularly see bins in Glasgow filled.to overflowing and people stacking bags beside them. It's also a crapshoot if my own domestic bins get emptied. by twistedLucidity (Wed 31st Jul 2019 10:24pm)
  • Because Glasgow (hell, Scotland) has no tourists? by twistedLucidity (Wed 31st Jul 2019 10:23pm)
  • Oh I am aware it's normal (it's pretty much the same in Barcelona) but the point remains, why the effing eff aren't GCC on top of it? Or are GCC even more bankrupt than most of Spain? by twistedLucidity (Wed 31st Jul 2019 10:22pm)
  • Meh, I love in the South. Maybe it's a better class of clatty bassas? by twistedLucidity (Wed 31st Jul 2019 10:28pm)
  • Bin (n): A man-made contrivance for the temporary containing of unwanted matter until such times as it can be reused of disposed in a more permanent manner. See also: Garbage pail, Landfill, Yer maw's hole. by twistedLucidity (Wed 31st Jul 2019 10:26pm)
  • I thought Edinburgh was brining a tourist charge in, or am.i wrong in that? by twistedLucidity (Thu 1st Aug 2019 8:58am)
  • > i mean, the politicians are all dumbasses And you think the UK is better? Oh boy, are you in for a shock! You might want to check a small thing called "Brexit". by twistedLucidity (Fri 2nd Aug 2019 5:15pm)
  • Time for a tourist tax? by twistedLucidity (Fri 2nd Aug 2019 6:15pm)
  • Tax 'em. by twistedLucidity (Fri 2nd Aug 2019 8:42pm)
  • The "clasps" are to stop the skateboarders from ruining them. I do agree though, the whole thing is pretentiously minimalist. The paving can also be (dangerouy?) slick in the wet. It has no sympathy for the hall and zero appreciation of the local weather. Fairly typical for GCC if you ask me. It'll all be vandalised to hell in five or so years, which gives GCC a reason to tear it all up and make it worse. by twistedLucidity (Sat 3rd Aug 2019 11:56pm)
  • * As others have said, Southside. Strathbungo, Shawlands, Pollokshields, Auldhouse, Camphill, Mount Florida, Muirend and *even* parts of Govanhill (but you'd need to know the area). * No idea on gyms, sorry. * Trains & buses are a thing. Pretty sure there are some hiking groups on MeetUp. * There are trails (Cathkin Braes, Pollock Park). On the road is....interesting. cycling infrastructure is poor but improving slowly. You will often need to share a lane with buses, taxis, rubbish and potholes. * Kelvin grove, GoMA, Tramway. Dancing I'll leave to the youth. by twistedLucidity (Mon 5th Aug 2019 8:04am)
  • Oh Christ, just what we need. Yet another soulless Brexitspoons where the OAP alkies can go and get smashed. Or is this a relocation? by twistedLucidity (Mon 5th Aug 2019 8:08am)
  • Based on when I _used to_ go to 'spoons, their food is shit reheated in a microwave. Or a salad that sat on the shelf for half a day. You are right about the cheap booze, but _fuck_ giving that Brexit supporter any money. by twistedLucidity (Mon 5th Aug 2019 8:19pm)
  • I don't believe in giving Brexit supporting arseholes my money. by twistedLucidity (Mon 5th Aug 2019 8:17pm)
  • YMM-well-V but whatever local variance there may be doesn't change what Martin in. Sod him. Dyson too. Arseholes. by twistedLucidity (Tue 6th Aug 2019 8:04am)
  • How? Supporting a Brexiteer just to get cheap booze would be cutting my nose off. "Oh look, only £2.50 a pint! Shame I can't afford that because I spent all my money on food." by twistedLucidity (Tue 6th Aug 2019 8:05am)
  • Yeah, bin collections of all kinds are now being regularly missed. GCC are a disgrace. I expected some improvement once Labour were out, seems the problems are deep-rooted and institutional. Anyway, what goes in a grey bin? Don't have one. Brown, Blue, Green, and Purple yes, but no grey. by twistedLucidity (Wed 7th Aug 2019 1:12pm)
  • Also the unions, who had been failing to protect their members whilst GCC was Labour ruled, suddenly kicked off. Odd that. by twistedLucidity (Wed 7th Aug 2019 1:18pm)
  • Try Western Lettings. You should be able to get a very nice pad for under £1kpcm. Remember to include council tax (circa £180pcm), utilities (circa £100pcm) and contents insurance. by twistedLucidity (Wed 7th Aug 2019 1:21pm)
  • Ok, weird. *Never* had that collected, always put it into the brown. Will have to check in not doing something wrong. by twistedLucidity (Wed 7th Aug 2019 5:52pm)
  • The whole area is jumbled up in places. Parts of Strathbungo are actually in a G42 postcode, areas divide within the park etc. by twistedLucidity (Fri 9th Aug 2019 10:53am)
  • If all the places are managed by the same factor (and the factor isn't useless), report it to them. Also report it to the council. If you can figure out who is doing it (it's usually just one person/family), that'd help the council. by twistedLucidity (Fri 9th Aug 2019 10:51am)
  • Koelschipyard will easily hit £8+ for a pint. That said, they tend to not serve by the pint and we're not talking generic stuff. Often rather strong too. Once you get over th initial shock (and if you like that kind of thing), it's no bad. by twistedLucidity (Fri 9th Aug 2019 10:10pm)
  • In genral, shallow and slow or non-living water should be avoided during summer. As an example, the ponds in Queens Park have had signs up warning about the algae in the past. by twistedLucidity (Wed 14th Aug 2019 10:11am)
  • Yup, shorelines are shallow and so it can be present there. by twistedLucidity (Wed 14th Aug 2019 1:18pm)
  • Ah, thanks. Agreed on the pizza. by twistedLucidity (Thu 15th Aug 2019 9:09pm)
  • Uh, I'm not CC's. I'm actually a code monkey. But whatever. by twistedLucidity (Thu 15th Aug 2019 9:09pm)
  • Didn't know Hoagies did pizza (seriously). Might try them. They're good? by twistedLucidity (Thu 15th Aug 2019 9:10pm)
  • Are you able-bodied with no critical health issues? I do a similar commute and either cycle or run. Saves ~£20 a week and keeps me fit. Weather? Pfft, it's surprising how often it's dry in the early morning. Only real issue is the poor cycling infrastructure and psychotic cage drivers. There are separated cycle paths around, so depending on your _exact_ route you might be able to make use of those. by twistedLucidity (Fri 16th Aug 2019 12:49pm)
  • Between 0-10% for a sane area. Check out recent property sales in the areas you are considering. **Note:** The West End is *not* sane. by twistedLucidity (Fri 16th Aug 2019 12:45pm)
  • I shower & change when I get to the office, but if don't have the facility you are a bit stuck. by twistedLucidity (Fri 16th Aug 2019 2:10pm)
  • Mika, Pollokshaws Road. Open late on Thursdays which is handy. by twistedLucidity (Sun 18th Aug 2019 10:19pm)
  • Agreed. No water based services. No cafes or venues. Nothing. Just litter and used needles. by twistedLucidity (Tue 20th Aug 2019 8:22am)
  • Away and shite, spambot fuck. by twistedLucidity (Tue 20th Aug 2019 8:20am)
  • Ah, the segregated lanes where pedestrians stand to stare at the phones gormlessly. Still, I guess that beats stepping out into the junctions near Central without looking. by twistedLucidity (Tue 20th Aug 2019 8:26am)
  • There's a few places where the pavement is a poorly signed (i.e. no signs) shared path. For example: ever wondered why the pedestrian lights near Bridge Street have cycle crossing indicators? Yeah.... by twistedLucidity (Tue 20th Aug 2019 8:25am)
  • Yes, it's UK-wide. Just as we were leaving East .IDs to return to Glasgow, homeless and beggars began to appear in the town. Whilst not all are genuinely homeless, they will be suffering from addiction and other problems but austerity means they don't get the help they need. Tory policies at work. As an aside, never give to beggars. If you want to help, donate or volunteer with Shelter, or any other charity of your choosing. by twistedLucidity (Tue 20th Aug 2019 8:32am)
  • Well...the weather won't be helping, but mostly it's a lack of vision. Years of Labour mismanagement saw the city rot. Only real.plan I heard of was to develop part of the waterfront as casinos. Yeesh. by twistedLucidity (Tue 20th Aug 2019 8:37am)
  • There is (was?) A multistorey carpark towards Charing Cross that had a bike park. The other option is to get a bike no one wants to steal or, at least, doesn't look like it's worth stealing. Big, muckle D-lock and cable too. by twistedLucidity (Tue 20th Aug 2019 8:35am)
  • I mean Scottish Labour before the last council election. Mind all the strikes due to pay? Another SLab legacy. by twistedLucidity (Tue 20th Aug 2019 9:26am)
  • > "The motive for this attack is unknown. However, we do believe that it was targeted." I think Det Insp Watters needs to do a bit of basic arithmetic. 8 bulldog puppies will fetch 8k-16k, that is almost certainly why the house was targeted. I hope the evil bastards that did it are found and the pups recovered. Also, **never** buy dogs on-line; often from backyard breeders or stolen to order. Pick them up from the Dog's Trust or similar, or from a breeder you have extensively researched. by twistedLucidity (Thu 22nd Aug 2019 12:40pm)
  • Aye, no mention of the pups though. by twistedLucidity (Thu 22nd Aug 2019 5:42pm)
  • She smelling things no one else can? She needs to see her GP and get a referral. I'm not joking. by twistedLucidity (Fri 23rd Aug 2019 8:18am)
  • > Hey, you might have brain cancer. *BRAIN CANCER!* Go see your doctor. Or maybe you have a grumbling sinus infection. Either way, so see a doctor. Maybe get some lithium whilst you're there. Perhaps toned down a tad. For "brain cancer" read "frontal lobe tumour". Disclaimer: Am not an oncologist, neurosurgeon, or medical doctor. I hold the same medical degrees as a homeopath, chiropractor or acupuncturist; none at all. by twistedLucidity (Fri 23rd Aug 2019 12:16pm)
  • Killed. by twistedLucidity (Fri 23rd Aug 2019 12:48pm)
  • Yes, people still use websites as they are *public* (and owning the domain gives you branded email etc) whereas any social media is effectively *private* and could be shut down at the whims of that private operator. Also now everyone is on every social media service, so accessing you page there can be tricky at times. If you want some kind of social media presence (and to do a bit of self-promotion), how about short blog posts or videos going through common issues etc? Also going along to tech meet-ups can be a way to (gently) make contacts. by twistedLucidity (Sat 24th Aug 2019 8:41am)
  • Yup. If I hadn't done of quick braking one of them would have swiped us on the way into town today. Utter arseholes. by twistedLucidity (Sat 24th Aug 2019 5:21pm)
  • Ah good, so it is real and not brain cancer. That's a relief. by twistedLucidity (Tue 27th Aug 2019 9:54pm)
  • > Is 5G Wifi actually safe? 5G is like 3G but two more. Both are electromagnetic radiation. Radiation is bad, ask Chernobyl. So they are literally putting a module Chernobyl into children's hands! Lucky we live in Scotland because the Sun also pumps out electromagnetic *rAdIAtIoN* and that would give us all super-cancer, if we ever saw it. by twistedLucidity (Tue 27th Aug 2019 10:09pm)
  • The old Microsoft tactic, indoctrinate them into your closed ecosystem at an earl age and never teach any of the underlying principles. by twistedLucidity (Tue 27th Aug 2019 10:05pm)
  • Apologies for GlasgowLive link, probably better info on Twitter. by twistedLucidity (Wed 28th Aug 2019 5:51pm)
  • DIY. Look-up a few guides on the likes of iFixIt and go from there. I taught myself to strip and rebuild my ThinkPad. The trick, if there is any, is to be methodical and take pictures. by twistedLucidity (Fri 30th Aug 2019 1:09pm)
  • I got one, but can't upload to Imgur since the dicks wrecked their own site. by twistedLucidity (Sat 31st Aug 2019 6:41pm)
  • [Finally got one uploaded](https://i.imgur.com/KK9cFdM). by twistedLucidity (Sat 31st Aug 2019 8:43pm)
  • You're lucky you heard anything, speaker system was shite. About the only thing I heard was someone guy (couldn't see who) saying he'd have to be dragged out of the Commons (well, I assum it was that). by twistedLucidity (Sat 31st Aug 2019 8:51pm)
  • This, there's a "Future friends of Glasgow" thing, but they want a real name and picture. Loads of other groups on there though. by twistedLucidity (Sat 31st Aug 2019 9:48pm)
  • It's rude to randomly start talking to people in the States? Since when? As a Brit I found it shocking how many people would regale me with their medical history at the pharmacist! No lady, I do not wish to hear more about your ovaries. Glaswegians are fairly relaxed (Scots in general actually) and it's totally fine to just start chatting to folks. You're trick, unless you are already familiar with the accent, will be understanding what is said. The speed of delivery, accent, colloquialisms and different grammar can throw your for a loop. If it's uni, loads of clubs and societies. If it's work, still loads of hobbies and things you can get into. Meetup (as has been suggested) is another good way. Sometimes there's a pub quiz or something mentioned on here. Oh, and welcome! You'll never leave. I didn't. by twistedLucidity (Sat 31st Aug 2019 9:58pm)
  • Christ, I walked past the police cordon on.my way home yesterday. by twistedLucidity (Sun 1st Sep 2019 8:22am)
  • Saves money of a gym pass. Shoulders, legs and cardio in one! by twistedLucidity (Tue 3rd Sep 2019 11:06pm)
  • Prospects are poor unless you are talking about a senior managerial or specialist post. There isn't the funding is social work to sponsor a visa and general admin duties can be sourced locally. UK working visas are hard to get and *expensive*, plus you have further fees to pay e.g. NHS surcharge. Can always come as a tourist and get the lay of the land though. All the above might change in a year or so, the UK is going through some shit just now. by twistedLucidity (Wed 4th Sep 2019 7:56am)
  • Could probably do them for littering or something around public health as the feed could attract other verimn beyond just pigeons. by twistedLucidity (Thu 5th Sep 2019 7:04pm)
  • If you are able bodied, neither. Cycle (~ 20mins), run (~25mins) or walk (~45mins). I do the first two from the far south of Shawlands, the times are accurate and I'm an unfit asthmatic. Most people will be faster. Obvs running (and cycling hard) are only really options if you have a shower at work, or gym membership. by twistedLucidity (Sat 7th Sep 2019 12:07pm)
  • Seems to be once a month or so, getting sick of it TBH. by twistedLucidity (Mon 9th Sep 2019 5:43pm)
  • You can try a more reputable ISP like Zen or Andrews & Arnold, but if you can't get Virgin then you are pretty much boned. I see actual FTTP fibre is being laid (not just FTTC shit) but it will take some years to fully roll out. Still, for around £2-5k BT/OpenRrach will lay you some personal fibre if you're desperate. by twistedLucidity (Tue 10th Sep 2019 7:17am)
  • I have tried Cosmo (not in Glasgow admittedly) and my review is: avoid. by twistedLucidity (Wed 11th Sep 2019 2:48pm)
  • Adding a few to the other suggestions: * Rum Shack * Pig and Butterfly * Linen 1906 * Curious Liquids/Phillies by twistedLucidity (Wed 11th Sep 2019 2:47pm)
  • The drive is failing. Stop using it (and find your backups). 1. Get a new boot drive, I'd suggest an SSD (or NVMe if your system can take that). 1. You can get a higher-capacity, spinning rust drive too if you need one. 1. Install Ubuntu (quite frankly, fuck Windows). 1. You can now attempt data recovery on the failed drive, or restore from backup. 1. If you *must* use Windows, Win 7 is going out of support and you should try to get Win 10. Run this within a Virtual Machine using VirtualBox. Or 1. Buy an entire new system. 1. Give me the old one for free. :-) by twistedLucidity (Thu 12th Sep 2019 2:11pm)
  • Well, it's not your property. I think it best to return it to the rightful owner. It might be too big for the door, perhaps through their window? by twistedLucidity (Fri 13th Sep 2019 7:12am)
  • OP, if you can get those then get "Max Lites" by Howard Leighton. Hell, if you want a few pairs u/Sarpy PM me. by twistedLucidity (Fri 13th Sep 2019 7:43pm)
  • Do you think the dogs are in distress (adequately fed, exercised and cared for)? If not, report it to the SSPCA again. Seriously, not correctly exercising a dog *is* abuse. I do believe the council are also talking shite. Noise is noise, whatever the source. Keep a diary, keep reporting it. Also consider the press, one of those "Dear So-and-so" columns where they solve problems. Can the CAB help? by twistedLucidity (Fri 13th Sep 2019 7:40pm)
  • Can we ban the protest too? by twistedLucidity (Sat 14th Sep 2019 8:46am)
  • It's a bit out, but Strathbungo/Govanhill could be a goer. You'll easily get a one/two bed for £140k in Strathbungo east of Pollokshaws Road. Deffo in Govanhill, but you'd need to be very careful about *exactly* where. Some parts are getting better others...err... Loads of parks nearby and *lots* of dog friendly places. The downside is walking time to Queen Street. It's be 45mins or so, depending on your speed. New Gorbals is much closer, but other than houses/flats there's not a lot there TBH. Eastend could also be good, I'm not familiar with that are so much. by twistedLucidity (Sun 15th Sep 2019 3:14pm)
  • Oh please. I used to live there and managed to not die. I then lived in Strathbungo beside Vicky Road up until this year and *also* managed to not die. There are deffo parts of Govanhill to avoid, but there's nice sections too. by twistedLucidity (Sun 15th Sep 2019 9:05pm)
  • Yup. But this is Reddit and the scuttlebutt is that you'll be raped to death by paedo Nazis or something before you make it to Eglinton Toll. by twistedLucidity (Sun 15th Sep 2019 10:14pm)
  • If you're lucky, you can get lamb. But they seem to sell out of that quickly. by twistedLucidity (Mon 16th Sep 2019 7:44am)
  • I cycle into work 3 days out of 5 usually. Far end of Shawlands to Central Station takes ~20 mins. I don't use a dedicated cycle route (I'm on the road) but provision is improving. Still got a long way to go though. by twistedLucidity (Mon 16th Sep 2019 12:18pm)
  • There's deffo places to avoid in there, but towards Queens Park or Vicky Road is fine. Not Westend grandure, but you're not paying those prices. We walked our dogs around near the park (this is on the other side of Vicky Road, *just in* Strathbungo) about 2200 at night and *did not die!* by twistedLucidity (Mon 16th Sep 2019 12:15pm)
  • Not much bar the fact you reuse the container. It may also be a more eco-friendly formulation. by twistedLucidity (Tue 17th Sep 2019 11:43pm)
  • If it's too good to be true, it probably is. I note the lack of a company name, a link to a website and the **spam**my nature of the advert. Like fuck I'm giving you any credit card details. by twistedLucidity (Wed 18th Sep 2019 8:21am)
  • Well I certainly know how to reply to a comment and I know a little about IPTV (plus a few other things like copyright licenses). I also know that is this was legit: 1. It would be an actual advert and not spam from a new account. 1. You wouldn't be hiding the company name. I actually suspect this is some MLM shit or simple fraud (collecting CC info). Finally, if I want IPTV why the hell should I pay you when I can get it for free? It's not legit, but neither is what you are offering IMHO. by twistedLucidity (Wed 18th Sep 2019 9:51am)
  • Awesome idea. If you don't end up in a holy war about the best shell at the end of the night, you're not trying hard enough. :-) by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Sep 2019 2:39pm)
  • Should print out a little info sheet on "How to throw a punch" also perhaps "Things not to punch" by twistedLucidity (Wed 25th Sep 2019 10:33am)
  • As a "settler" may I just say... Zip it, yah feckin' rocket. by twistedLucidity (Wed 25th Sep 2019 10:38am)
  • Oops - I just posted an earlier version of this. Given it was a Cane Corso, my guess is that it was being stolen for fighting. It's a bit of a concern as my partner is having to walk ours on their own at the moment. by twistedLucidity (Thu 26th Sep 2019 1:58pm)
  • Motatune, Strathbungo. Used him for years. No problems at all and great work. by twistedLucidity (Thu 26th Sep 2019 2:01pm)
  • How old is it and who did you buy it from? This reads more.like a warranty claim than an insurance once. Also, you are being robbed blind on insurance. by twistedLucidity (Thu 26th Sep 2019 8:09pm)
  • It's in Park, the light will be on. Easy enough to bump start though. by twistedLucidity (Thu 26th Sep 2019 8:06pm)
  • Take it back, say "This is fecked", get a replacement. You could try checking to see if it's a known issue with the model. As for insurance, a decent screen protector and case should see you good. by twistedLucidity (Thu 26th Sep 2019 8:28pm)
  • Yup. Then you get people buying them off Gumtree or wherever from backyard breeders to save money and they end up with a genetic disaster that can cost them thousands in vet bills as is lives a life of pain. Either get a stray from a rescue or go to a reputable breeder. Never, ever, ***EVER*** buy on-line. Should be bloody illegal to advertise dogs and cats on-line. by twistedLucidity (Fri 27th Sep 2019 8:49am)
  • Dunno TBH. It may have been opportunistic. As for our dogs, one of them is quite likely to take a *very* dim view of someone trying something. by twistedLucidity (Fri 27th Sep 2019 8:53am)
  • Griphouse. Nice people, great lessons, hard work. by twistedLucidity (Wed 2nd Oct 2019 8:44am)
  • And fix all the potholes before someone eats tarmac. Also, improve the cycling infrastructure so that vulnerable road users can be kept safe. by twistedLucidity (Wed 2nd Oct 2019 8:46am)
  • Which is why they need to be encouraged out of their cars and ont bicycles or into buses & trains. Better for them, better for the environment, better for everyone. by twistedLucidity (Wed 2nd Oct 2019 8:50am)
  • [Dupe](https://www.reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/dc7npm/council_faces_legal_action_over_homelessness/) by twistedLucidity (Wed 2nd Oct 2019 12:22pm)
  • It is the same everywhere. I moved back to Glasgow from a small village near Nottingham (more of an outskirt really) about two years ago and just as we were leaving people were starting to sleep in shop doorways etc. This is a direct result of Tory austerity. It's the most vulnerable who get it in the neck first. by twistedLucidity (Wed 2nd Oct 2019 6:20pm)
  • Brutalism is just so *now*, darlingk. by twistedLucidity (Thu 3rd Oct 2019 12:54pm)
  • If that render is accurate, then it's bland an uninspiring. The buildings are really just a repetition of the same dull, cookie-cutter type of pattern. Cheap to build but shit to look at. With the length of the waterfront to play with, you'd have thought the architects would have shown more creativity and uniqueness. This is part of the city's waterfront skyline they're defining after all. Instead the river is, basically, ignored save for one cubic carbuncle on the far left. by twistedLucidity (Thu 3rd Oct 2019 1:00pm)
  • Scottish notes aren't legal tender (not even in Scotland), so I just pay with something else. No point in getting worked up about it. by twistedLucidity (Sat 5th Oct 2019 8:09am)
  • We nearly bought a house there, then we saw what passes for the high street. We never went back. by twistedLucidity (Sat 5th Oct 2019 10:49am)
  • There's just not a lot there TBH. If you want to go out you're basically looking at driving into town (or Shawlands or somewhere). It's also rough as fuck. Shame really, some *very* nice properties. by twistedLucidity (Sat 5th Oct 2019 11:00am)
  • The news. The fact that there's nothing really there put us off and then [stories like this](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-46658480) put the kibosh on the whole thing. Maybe there's a nice area with cafes, shops etc but we didn't see it. by twistedLucidity (Sat 5th Oct 2019 12:31pm)
  • The breeds targeted are either valuable for breeding or useful for dog fighting. by twistedLucidity (Wed 9th Oct 2019 8:38pm)
  • *Another* one? Sweet Jesus fuck but some people are absolute bastards. by twistedLucidity (Wed 9th Oct 2019 8:37pm)
  • And the attempted theft of the Cane Corse pup in Dawsholm Park that ended up in a stabbing. by twistedLucidity (Wed 9th Oct 2019 8:41pm)
  • Yesterday I would have said "No", today....sniffles, mild cough and am wheezing a bit already. As an asthmatic, that's a bit concerning. Might need to get steroids before the 31st. by twistedLucidity (Wed 9th Oct 2019 8:45pm)
  • Bait. by twistedLucidity (Wed 9th Oct 2019 10:32pm)
  • Yay! by twistedLucidity (Fri 11th Oct 2019 9:51am)
  • Headscarf. Keeps your ears warm too. by twistedLucidity (Fri 11th Oct 2019 9:51am)
  • Use your UK National Insurance Number, the system won't recognise a German one. If you do not have a UK NIN, call them and sort it out. Viel Glück by twistedLucidity (Fri 11th Oct 2019 12:05pm)
  • No. Automatically stripping people.pf the anonymity in public (and thus privacy) is a step to far. by twistedLucidity (Sun 13th Oct 2019 8:27am)
  • Home brew, supermarket, Brexitspoons, standard pub, trendy pub, pre-clib bar, club, craft beer hipster place. That is, pretty much, the order of things. by twistedLucidity (Sun 13th Oct 2019 8:32am)
  • I have friends who stay in Tollcross and they seem to like it. There's not much there for going out (that I know of) but town isnt exactly far away. We also considered moving to Mount Vernon before staying in the Southside. No real reason other than that's where the right property came on to the market. Had friends who stayed in Rutherglen as well and it is a nice enough place. I would avoid Cambuslang personally. There's nice houses there but the High Street is a complete dump and you'll basically have to drive any time you want to do or get anything. Really sorry to hear you had an issue with a racist shit. by twistedLucidity (Mon 14th Oct 2019 8:45am)
  • Whoops, didn't realise it was a duplicate. by twistedLucidity (Mon 21st Oct 2019 1:14pm)
  • There's one at [Bellahouston Park](https://www.openstreetmap.org/?mlat=55.84750&mlon=-4.32147#map=17/55.84750/-4.32147). There's an unofficial one in [Glasgow Green](https://www.openstreetmap.org/?mlat=55.84903&mlon=-4.23579#map=19/55.84903/-4.23579) too. Unfortunately dog parks really aren't a thing in the UK. by twistedLucidity (Tue 22nd Oct 2019 11:12am)
  • That's actually a putting green (says so on the park map). Clearly the map hasn't been updated since about 1950. by twistedLucidity (Tue 22nd Oct 2019 11:46pm)
  • The only running track? Nowhere near secure enough and close to the gates on a daily major road. And dog too small to jump the fence will just go *through* the fence. Unless you have a secure garden, there's notamy place for a dog to run free and safely in Glasgow. by twistedLucidity (Tue 22nd Oct 2019 11:45pm)
  • No. An "enclosed area" is somewhere surrounded by a secure barrier (preferably with "airlock" type gates) so your dog *doesn't* need rushed to the vets with suspected internal bleeding after being hit by a car because the daft fucking bastard decided to chase a suicidal squirrel. The kind of bottom feeder dog owner who doesn't pick up the shit won't give a flying fuck where their dog dumps. Tend to be middle class.ladies IME. Maybe they think the rest of us are just maids for Thier Precious Princess? Although this is Glasgow, seems no one knows how to use a bin. by twistedLucidity (Tue 22nd Oct 2019 11:53pm)
  • No. by twistedLucidity (Wed 30th Oct 2019 8:39am)
  • "Center"? by twistedLucidity (Wed 30th Oct 2019 8:39am)
  • Just moved a way from near there. Govanhill has been getting better/worse/better/worse/... for quite some time. After the clamd-down on slum landlords, hopefully this time it makes it. by twistedLucidity (Thu 31st Oct 2019 8:49am)
  • Indeed. For decades GCC has utterly failed to force landlords to maintain the buildings. by twistedLucidity (Thu 31st Oct 2019 8:47am)
  • Shawlands to city-centre is approx: * Walking: 45 mins * Jogging: 25 mins * Cycling: 20 mins * Bus: 15-60 mins (more often nearer 15 though) * Train: Dunno, rarely ever use it. Tickets on the bus are about £2.50 each way (I forget the exact fare right now) but you can save by using your phone and pre-paying or buying a monthly pass. Does anyone know if there is a card that covers bus, train and subway? by twistedLucidity (Fri 1st Nov 2019 1:02pm)
  • Ah cool, thanks by twistedLucidity (Fri 1st Nov 2019 1:31pm)
  • So not only failing to obey road signs, but using a mobile whilst driving. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you? by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Nov 2019 7:56am)
  • Use VLC and pass it through [a filter](https://wiki.videolan.org/Documentation:Modules/VHS/). More complex options are available. by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Nov 2019 8:57am)
  • Could try [Motatune](https://www.yell.com/biz/mota-tune-glasgow-7196701/) in Strathbungo. by twistedLucidity (Wed 6th Nov 2019 7:19am)
  • So long as they are well behaved, me for one. by twistedLucidity (Wed 6th Nov 2019 7:34am)
  • On the whole - reasonable. There's lots of pubs and restaurants that are dog friendly. Some have 2000 curfews on dogs due to them getting busy, which is fair enough. Quick Southside list: Koelschipyard, Bungo, Allison Arms (curfew), Sweeney's, Pig and Butterfly (curfew), Jolandy Cafe, Linen 1906, Spill the Beans, Curious Liquids/Phillies, Sweet Recreation, Killmurry!s, Boyd Roderick. Inn Deep, Ben Nevis, Firebird (all West) let dogs in. Raven (city centre) and West Brewery & Drygate (East) do too. In general they won't be permitted into buildings. Some of the smaller shops will let dogs in. Or, more correctly, take pity on me standing in the rain holding them whilst my partner shops. Buses are, *I think*, at the driver's discretion. Not taken ours on a bus in Glasgow, we tend to walk them. They are not allowed on the subway. Dunno about taxis (probably down to the driver). Glasgow's only fence dog park is in Bellahouston park (not been there yet) and there is an unofficial one on Glasgow Green (low fence). by twistedLucidity (Wed 6th Nov 2019 7:31am)
  • I'd rather be bitten by a Chihuahua than a Staffie, that much is true, but even better would not to be bitten at all. Staffies are biddable and eager to please which makes them easy to train. Given that their default behaviour is to like people, any poor behaviour criticism should be levelled at the owner and not the dog. Can't recall an issue with a Staffie where the owner wasn't on top of it, had plenty of problems with ill behaved toy breeds losing their shit and the owner doing nothing. by twistedLucidity (Wed 6th Nov 2019 7:37am)
  • Hope they reported the cars and the bastards concerned get charged. by twistedLucidity (Thu 7th Nov 2019 8:47pm)
  • Delicious. by twistedLucidity (Fri 8th Nov 2019 7:38am)
  • Two years old, nothing has changed, typical council jobsworth. Oh, there's no markings? How about engaging brain and address the issue of a dangerous crossing by (radical proposal) *adding markings* and then (hold on to your hat) *enforcing them*. My own street is used as a rat-run by people trying to avoid one set of lights (leading to speeding at times, jams and damaged vehicles). The council do feck all. Oh, and it's a fire route. Yay. by twistedLucidity (Fri 8th Nov 2019 7:52am)
  • Inked skin isn't distasteful, Nazi (and other fascist) symbols are. The only thing we should not tolerate is intolerance. by twistedLucidity (Fri 8th Nov 2019 9:24am)
  • Did you report it? by twistedLucidity (Fri 8th Nov 2019 9:30am)
  • Real life isn't a primary school playground or the fantasy your ego claims it is. by twistedLucidity (Fri 8th Nov 2019 9:33am)
  • He can get it covered easily enough, or wear a plaster. When in uniform he is a representative for his employer, there is no excuse. by twistedLucidity (Fri 8th Nov 2019 9:44am)
  • Challenge, yes. "Smash the cunt", as in pre-emptive violence, no. If you challenge them and then need to defend yourself, fair enough. If I heard the challenge and then saw what was happening, I'd probably help you out. But a pre-emptive attack? Nup. by twistedLucidity (Fri 8th Nov 2019 9:43am)
  • 1. It's not a holiday 1. It's more imported Yank pish and has little point in the UK 1. Just like in the USA, many of the deals are complete crap by twistedLucidity (Fri 8th Nov 2019 2:31pm)
  • No idea what's up with that. by twistedLucidity (Fri 8th Nov 2019 8:45pm)
  • Or they couldn't simply have been frank about the relationship? * "My husband is bidding, I am recusing myself...." * "My wife is a councillor, she should have no input...." * "Come see my husband's new exhibition...." Not terribly difficult one would have thought. There's may well be nothing untoward but given the lack of trust in politicians, it does not look good at all. by twistedLucidity (Wed 13th Nov 2019 8:39am)
  • This on the heels on the Glasgow Provost expenses scandal as well. I was hoping we'd kicked the corruption into touch when Labour was finally removed from 'running' GCC. I do note that the Scotsman has failed to provide any *actual* evidence here, it's all just maybes. I don't think politicians really get the level of distrust the public has towards them. It is not enough just to follow any rules(because the perception at least is that those rules are often inadequate), it is not enough to appear to be above reproach, they must prove time and time again that there is no corruption and that there is no *possibility* of corruption. In this case that could well have meant her husband's company simply not bidding. And if that bid had gone ahead, they should have been totally up-front about their relationship to get ahead of stories just like this. This isn't an SNP problem, this is the consequence of the complete failure of trust between the public and all politicians. by twistedLucidity (Wed 13th Nov 2019 8:37am)
  • Some twat towards Newlands Park was setting them off. by twistedLucidity (Sun 17th Nov 2019 8:55pm)
  • Dann, wish I'd known this was happening. Oh well. by twistedLucidity (Mon 18th Nov 2019 7:21am)
  • [Source](https://coastal.climatecentral.org/map/11/-4.3811/55.852/?theme=sea_level_rise&map_type=coastal_dem_comparison&elevation_model=coastal_dem&forecast_year=2030&pathway=rcp85&percentile=p95&return_level=return_level_10&slr_model=kopp_2017) by twistedLucidity (Tue 19th Nov 2019 7:23am)
  • "Southside Factoring and Related Services" seemed good to me. by twistedLucidity (Thu 28th Nov 2019 9:01pm)
  • What did the police say when you called them? Because, of course, you did call them. You didnt just come on the Internet to bitch about those less fortunate than yourself rather than taking action, did you? by twistedLucidity (Fri 29th Nov 2019 8:12am)
  • > what is the harshest possible way? Summary public execution by death squads. It's not socially progressive or helpful in any way, but it is the harshest. What OP should have done is just call the police. Who should have arrived, figured out what (if anything) was going on and then ensured the coupled entered the justice system. The justice system should then have dealt out whatever punishment and (most important bits) rehabilitation & support to stop the offending again. But drugs policy is reserved, so that won't happen. Guess it's death squads then, this is Tory Britain. :-( by twistedLucidity (Fri 29th Nov 2019 8:11am)
  • This should have been handled so much better. They should have been upfront about their relationship (to the point of deliberately bringing it up) and gotten *ahead* if any bad optics. She should have recused herself from any decisions remotely related to this. I am in two minds if she should resign. Not for any reason of corruption (that hasn't been proven) but for being to.mind-numbingly naïve. Public trust in politicians is less than zero..they need to understand that they must prove their innocence. by twistedLucidity (Sat 30th Nov 2019 9:49am)
  • St George's is celebrated? Never saw a hot of it when living down south. Hmm...maybe a bit of bunting at the pubs best avoided, but that was about it. by twistedLucidity (Sat 30th Nov 2019 9:51am)
  • McDaid's Motatune, Strathbungo. by twistedLucidity (Tue 3rd Dec 2019 12:04am)
  • Martial arts are not self defence, although you can use martial arts *in* self defence. As has been mentioned, the Griphouse is good. There's some more traditional Japanese martial arts clubs around like Aikido & Karate. Some of these incorporate weapons training (I don't _think_ the Grip does that, but it's been a while since I was there). Don't be afraid to try a few different clubs/classes. Most will have beginners classes or "come and try" sessions. Heck, just watch a class. In all cases, look for a club with basics like affiliation to governing bodies, insurance, qualified coaches etc. "Shuggie's Pain Train" in the derelict Nissen hut probably isn't ideal.... by twistedLucidity (Tue 3rd Dec 2019 12:03am)
  • Your solicitor should have dealt with this during the sale and informed you of how the common building was maintained. You absolutely will have something in place. If it's not a factor, it will be an owner's committee. If there genuinely isn't anything in place, then your solicitor didn't do their job properly. (Or maybe you didn't heed their warnings?) Go and check your purchase paperwork, details should be in there..or speak to your solicitor, or another resident. by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th Dec 2019 7:57am)
  • With a majority the Tories can do whatever they damn well please. You thought Austerity was bad? Wait until you see Purgatory. by twistedLucidity (Sun 8th Dec 2019 10:41pm)
  • FFS. Some people are repugnant, sub-human, pieces of shit. by twistedLucidity (Mon 9th Dec 2019 12:32pm)
  • Dubai isn't safe. Carrying a weapon (e.g. a knife) *will* end with your arrest. Even pepper spray (depending on the kind) can get you into a lot of trouble. by twistedLucidity (Mon 9th Dec 2019 1:16pm)
  • Or stabbed, sent to hospital, *and then* chucked in jail. by twistedLucidity (Mon 9th Dec 2019 1:20pm)
  • Not just pubs. Race tracks, churches etc. by twistedLucidity (Wed 11th Dec 2019 9:45pm)
  • Why? The SNO (and S.Greens) would need a Section 30 (which they won't get) and the Tories would have enough seats to ram through pulling back on devolution. Let that sink in. by twistedLucidity (Thu 12th Dec 2019 11:03pm)
  • +20 seems high and thus inaccurate. I hope it's inaccurate..please **god** be inaccurate! Not because I want to see the SNP do bad, but because I don't want to have to suffer a Tory 86 seat majority. by twistedLucidity (Thu 12th Dec 2019 11:02pm)
  • Yes, parliament is sovereign..now they have the majority and the excuse. by twistedLucidity (Thu 12th Dec 2019 11:26pm)
  • Seven. by twistedLucidity (Fri 13th Dec 2019 12:43pm)
  • Arg, it was **minus** seven I was thinking of. Well, it's one better than I thought it was. happy days. by twistedLucidity (Fri 13th Dec 2019 2:56pm)
  • When a bus did turn up, did it actually stop or just drive straight past because the driver was late on the schedule? FirstBus are complete shit. Overpriced shit 'n all. by twistedLucidity (Sun 15th Dec 2019 9:32am)
  • Cycling infrastructure in the UK is, by and large, totally inadequate outside London. And even in London it's a part-baked monstrosity. Belt it down Kilmarnock Road, Pollokshaws Road, Eglinton Street. It's what I do. You could nick through Queens Park an use the segregated route down Vicky Road it you want to head more towards the Merchant City. It helps not to ride in the gutter as that only encourages them to try and squeeze past, keep out and force the cagers to go around you. TBH the FirstBus drivers aren't that bad, it's the *wankers* in BMWs etc and taxi drivers who just *have* to get in front, only to be stopped at lights. Oh, and then drive into the advanced stopped area. *Always* get in front of those utter cock-wombles, and *always* take off slowly. Oh, and see red lights? The apply to us as well. Do be *that* person who sails through (there are a few which have dedicated cycle lights, so sometimes you can pass on red). Use [Fix My Street](https://www.fixmystreet.com/) to report *every* pothole, worn road marking etc etc. GCC do actually listen sometimes, it's quite amazing. Be safe, be seen. by twistedLucidity (Thu 19th Dec 2019 12:32am)
  • Totally agree. One grand march down through Glasgow to Troon. No need to turn around, just keep 'em walking. by twistedLucidity (Thu 19th Dec 2019 12:45am)
  • This seems....curious by twistedLucidity (Thu 19th Dec 2019 4:17pm)
  • [Yes](https://old.reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/ecu4xm/where_can_i_buy_potting_soil_in_glasgow/) by twistedLucidity (Thu 19th Dec 2019 4:28pm)
  • Ta, couldn't remember. by twistedLucidity (Thu 19th Dec 2019 7:18pm)
  • The council won't do it, maybe we need a Southside Trashtag Crew or summat? I'm in Auldhouse. It's covered in crap 'n all. by twistedLucidity (Thu 19th Dec 2019 9:49pm)
  • Use Fix My Street. The council do respond. by twistedLucidity (Thu 19th Dec 2019 9:50pm)
  • The council does what it can, we've had new, larger bins deployed. They still fill up. The greater question is: 1. Why do Glaswegians hold their city is such low regard that they can't be assed to either bin their rubbish or just carry it home? 1. Take aways (Mucky D's etc) pentuple their rates. Not only are they bad for the cities arteries with their litter, they're bad for their customer's arteries as well. 1. If people don't want to have to pay to cover that higher tax, **they can learn to bin their shit**. 1. White collar & low risk offenders on chain gangs to clean the streets. We're getting pretty right wing here, but it's one way they can pay back. Enough with the stick, carrot time. 1. Give local communities support in running at garden or whatever works for a space. 1. Community plot? 1. Meditation zone? 1. I dunno, but the more people are invested into their community theess likely they are to shit in it. Oh yeah, shit. 1. Dog owners who don't pick up made to pick up shit with their hands. 1. Then lick their own fingers clean. Bastards. The last two are from the owner of two dogs who always picks up. *Always.* by twistedLucidity (Thu 19th Dec 2019 10:42pm)
  • DELETED I was walking behind a lady who threw her burger remains to the kerb. If the timing had been right I'd have been tempted to pick it up and drop it into her hood. Zero clatty tolerance. by twistedLucidity (Thu 19th Dec 2019 10:45pm)
  • Your data consent question isn't mandatory. Yes, I am the outlier messing with your data. by twistedLucidity (Thu 19th Dec 2019 10:51pm)
  • CCTV is useful for tracking once you know who you are looking for, it's crap for recognition due to quality and the storage requirement to up the quality are horrific. This is why people are so keen on facial recognition - an HQ stream can be scanned by the computer, people identified and then the low-res stored but with people tagged. Although that does open the Orwellian nightmare of being recognised wherever you go by state (or private) information systems. by twistedLucidity (Mon 30th Dec 2019 8:07am)
  • No need, go to any lumber yard and ask for scraps. by twistedLucidity (Mon 30th Dec 2019 9:53am)
  • Good news, were they tagged? i.e. a tag with your name, number and address on the collar? Not only does that make it *much* easier for someone to return her, it could save you from a significant fine. by twistedLucidity (Fri 3rd Jan 2020 9:27am)
  • It can also be "Polloc", but very few places use that spelling now. by twistedLucidity (Fri 3rd Jan 2020 9:30am)
  • Awesome News. I've recovered a few lost dogs (clearly local) but with no tag it's that bit harder to reunite them. by twistedLucidity (Fri 3rd Jan 2020 4:04pm)
  • \>:-( by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th Jan 2020 7:19am)
  • Eat less, eat more complex carbs, yoga etc at home or just accept you'll get wet and deal with it. TBH the rain is really only an issue if you stop and begin to cool down. So get out for a hard run a then straight into a shower once you're home. by twistedLucidity (Sat 11th Jan 2020 4:58pm)
  • 1. HDD - Get a copy of clonezilla (it's F/OSS) and back everything up. Replace with an SSD. and either install OS & recover files, or vomit it all back with clonezilla. Win10 may or may not shit the bed. 1. Fan - replace it. Also, while you have the case open, air duster it. by twistedLucidity (Sat 11th Jan 2020 5:02pm)
  • So tempted to cross this to a certain other sub to watch the froth. by twistedLucidity (Sat 11th Jan 2020 7:34pm)
  • [Tried to do it](https://np.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/enctov/comment/fdy20g9) in a way that won't get me banned. Again. by twistedLucidity (Sat 11th Jan 2020 8:41pm)
  • Get fucked, spamcunt. by twistedLucidity (Sun 12th Jan 2020 1:32pm)
  • Report it via FixMyStreet. There's loads of roads with partial floods, mostly due to blocked drains and minor subsidence. Pollokshaws Rd by Arnold Clarke is one that springs to mind. by twistedLucidity (Sun 12th Jan 2020 1:31pm)
  • Ah, the grand old derelict building burning down in Glasgow for no obvious reason at all. Gosh. Such an unusual event. by twistedLucidity (Mon 13th Jan 2020 9:24pm)
  • Says in the article it's a derelict building, and there are two buildings on the site. Glasgow has a deserved reputation for buildings burning down and despite the change of guard, GCC do feck all. by twistedLucidity (Mon 13th Jan 2020 9:30pm)
  • Old picture, and almost certainly fake. by twistedLucidity (Tue 14th Jan 2020 8:27am)
  • I think I had it confused with a different building but now that I check on the map, I cannot find that either. Loads of construction out that way it seems, so maybe that's gone too? by twistedLucidity (Tue 14th Jan 2020 11:47am)
  • Anything that gets cars out of the city and makes it safer for pedestrians & cyclists is good. Just a shame that the over-priced buses belching shit everywhere still trying the air, but greener ones are coming. If they are not on fire. Although the cycnic in me thinks this is just to increase capacity for events so that the council can hold more and charge more. They've seen Edinburgh and they want a slice of that pie. by twistedLucidity (Wed 22nd Jan 2020 8:00am)
  • The noise doesn't bother me so much, it's the particulates. With FirstBus running one of the worst services I have ever experienced and GCC not seeming to give one fuck, I don't see anything changing soon. by twistedLucidity (Wed 22nd Jan 2020 12:42pm)
  • Some underlays will form a moisture barrier, help deal with the uneven surface (it won't be totally flat), as well as provide insulation to the concrete. Going to be a bitch to heat otherwise. Fit it yourself. It's not hard to do, just take your time at the start. The first panels are the most important in getting alignment to walls (you room will no be square). B&Q used to have a decent selection. We got our engineered wood from there. Lots of choice of material and style. by twistedLucidity (Thu 23rd Jan 2020 7:27am)
  • PSU, 550W seems like it might be a tad on the low side. by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th Jan 2020 9:32am)
  • Pretty normal for Glasgow, no? by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th Jan 2020 10:26pm)
  • 1. Depends what's broke 1. Depends on what TV 1. If it's old or low spec, probably easier to replace. Sucks, but modern TVs are not made to be repaired. by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th Jan 2020 10:25pm)
  • If it's that new, tried claiming on warranty? by twistedLucidity (Mon 27th Jan 2020 10:52am)
  • Glasgow has barely any red light cameras, the road makings are mostly all worn away and the roads are littered with full-depth potholes. If GCC don't give a crap, what chance is there of drivers doing so? Every day I have to dodge red-light runners. Every. Fucking. Day. And shitbags who halt in the advance stop area, the twats. Yes, it's not *every* driver but it is a large minority. by twistedLucidity (Mon 27th Jan 2020 7:58pm)
  • 1. A surgical mask won't protect you from.others, it protects others *from you*. 1. Something more akin to a gas mask would work, but you'd need to also consider how you decontaminate at home. 1. The current threat from Wuhan is low, less than the flu. 1. Wash you hands before *every* meal and observe other basic hygiene rules. 1. Oh, and look both ways before crossing the road. That's probably your greatest risk. by twistedLucidity (Mon 27th Jan 2020 8:10pm)
  • This topic has been [posted before](https://old.reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/eryk76/carfree_george_square_proposal_revealed_thoughts/), it's a good idea. by twistedLucidity (Wed 29th Jan 2020 1:11pm)
  • Have the coucil stopped doing the bulk up-lift service? I used that years ago then I re-did my kitchen. Seemed to work well, although many bits vanished before the council turned up. by twistedLucidity (Wed 5th Feb 2020 1:18pm)
  • What laptop? How old is it? Certain laptops can be hard to repair and a mobo replacement basically means ripping the while thing apart. That take time. Then there's s getting the mobo, might be tricky. Finally reassembly. More time. You could be getting close to the cost of the laptop. You may well be cheaper and faster to buy a replacement and then pull the data off the old drive. Or buy a broken model off eBay and do the mobo swap yourself. That assumes the mobo is even the issue. by twistedLucidity (Wed 5th Feb 2020 8:49pm)
  • If you're not sure of the year, it's probably too old. Get a T or W series ThinkPad. They are heavier and less sexy looking but are *proper* units. Durable and repairable. Cost? Depends on what you need; eBay is good. by twistedLucidity (Wed 5th Feb 2020 9:14pm)
  • Govanhill (*technically* still Strathbungo) now has a "herbal vet". I shit you not. That's some West End woo-nonsense right there. Also a wee Vietnamese street food place I wanna try. by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th Feb 2020 1:12pm)
  • Sweet lord. I'll fizz-up some voddy in the Sodastream and recap a bottle with that in it. by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th Feb 2020 5:14pm)
  • Well, they're not wrong. It's a rather bland and boring façade if you ask me. by twistedLucidity (Sat 8th Feb 2020 10:29am)
  • Not fit tested PPE, no eye protection; useless. Go down the pub and have a pint. It's just as effective, costs less and you'll enjoy it more. by twistedLucidity (Sat 8th Feb 2020 10:34am)
  • As it's a negative, it's the "nocebo" effect. by twistedLucidity (Sat 8th Feb 2020 10:33am)
  • 1. Not apartments, flats. 1. Yes, you can *sometimes* get permission for a dog. You'll often have more success with private landlords rather than agencies. Expect to.pay an increased deposit and for cleaning on exit. 1. Finneston, Starthbungo, Shawlands are all good. Merchant City if you want more urban life. 1. Most pubs will do live music and open mics. You'll be split for choice TBH. Some also specialise in music. 1. At night... Glasgow is a city like any other. But on the whole you should be safe enough. 1. Me, I'd love in Starthbungo, Shawlands, Auldhiuse or Govanhill. I know these areas (and in Govanhill I know where to avoid). As to your dog... 1. Is it microchipped? That's the law here. 1. It should also wear a collar and have a tag on it with contact information. 1. Vets seem to be slightly out of the city centre, but not crazy so. Shawlands has two I can think of. 1. Kelvingrive Park, Queens Park, Newlands Park, Auldhouse Park and Pollok Park are usuall teaming with dog walkers. Bellahouston Park has a proper enclosed dog park, Glasgow Green has an unofficial one. We don't reall do dog parks here. 1. DO NOT walk in the parks after dark. Street walks should be fine and you'll be safer than in NYC. 1. Many pubs and some eateries are also dog friendly. As to anti-Semitism? Dunno TBH. Can't see it being worse than the sectarianism; that's what seems to preoccupy the bigots here. And finally, welcome! Best paw forward and all that. by twistedLucidity (Mon 10th Feb 2020 9:03pm)
  • Admitting to be a landlord on Reddit. Brave. I used to be one, I allowed pets as well. by twistedLucidity (Tue 11th Feb 2020 9:26am)
  • * Koelschipyard, Strathbungo * Sweet Recreation, Shawlands by twistedLucidity (Tue 11th Feb 2020 2:06pm)
  • 1. **DO NOT** go with Scottish Power. 1. Bulb, Octopus, Ovo etc are all good (I have used the first and last, no complaints). by twistedLucidity (Wed 12th Feb 2020 12:59pm)
  • "Run 4 It" as well. Heck, for just starting out basic running shoes from just about anywhere would do; the own-brand in Decathlon are fine. Start slow & gentle. Don't forget to stretch off. Enjoy! by twistedLucidity (Wed 12th Feb 2020 10:19pm)
  • It's a bit further out than I'd normally consider "South Side" but whatever. I guess there isn't a true border. Depending on exactly where you are and what you want, you're not an *insane* walk from Mount Florida/Battlefield and that has some bars & restaurants. Shawlands isn't much further, nor is Strathbungo, which are more West End-y I guess. Govanhill seems to be having something of a renaissance, but we've been there before. Muirend too. Cathkin Braes, and Linn Park are awesome. Sorry to not mention anything closer, but I don't spend much time out Croftfoot/Castlemilk way. by twistedLucidity (Wed 12th Feb 2020 10:37pm)
  • I don't, I over pronate. I was advised by the orthopedic to **only** buy neutral trainers and then fit the insoles. His comment was "We spend too much time fighting the trainer design, get neutral and we can work with that." by twistedLucidity (Thu 13th Feb 2020 12:33pm)
  • I honestly don't know of any here. If you find any, let me know please! by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th Feb 2020 9:46am)
  • [Is it?](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=bar+billiards&atb=v36-1&iax=images&ia=images) by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th Feb 2020 9:46am)
  • It's not just you, Glaswegians are clatty bastards. Far too many just throw their shite on the ground, fail to pick up after their dog, or fly-tip for those that _do_ respect the city to have any impact. Not quite sure what the solutions is, other than much stricter enforcement. Perhaps make offenders wear a "tabard of shame" and sentence them to collect X tonnes of litter. Also, when people actually do try an use a bin in Glasgow, it's generally full to overflowing. I continually have to report bins to the council that have been full for weeks and are not emptied. by twistedLucidity (Fri 21st Feb 2020 1:20pm)
  • It's not a peculiarly Glaswegian issue, although we are worse than most, the UK in general is a very dirty county. by twistedLucidity (Fri 21st Feb 2020 1:26pm)
  • Collect them into bags, march into the headmaster's office, empty the bags over their desk, and demand they school their students. by twistedLucidity (Fri 21st Feb 2020 5:21pm)
  • Whilst I do agree; if they're in uniform, it's the school's too. But also, you can identify the school. by twistedLucidity (Sat 22nd Feb 2020 8:15am)
  • Use to live just beside Govanhill. It has its issues but in the whole it's OK. I enjoyed living there. The park is grand, nice cafes etc. by twistedLucidity (Sun 23rd Feb 2020 10:42am)
  • Huh, wish I'd known this was happening. by twistedLucidity (Mon 24th Feb 2020 12:40pm)
  • [Motatune](https://www.yell.com/biz/motatune-garage-services-glasgow-7196701/). Cash only, but always does good work. by twistedLucidity (Wed 26th Feb 2020 9:48am)
  • > we're now down to one key between us and both work full time. Did they stop working or did they somehow get lost? If they stopped working, that's on the landlord. If you lost them (and that seems very careless) then you _could_ get them replaced, but the landlord could _still_ be a dick about it, unless you can get replacement fobs that look the same. by twistedLucidity (Sat 29th Feb 2020 8:17am)
  • > you can follow other cars down lanes in the centre and use the underground car parks beneath all the offices. Four issues I see there. 1. Getting out of the car park, you won't have a security fob to access the building. 1. Explaining your presence to security when they challenge you (which is what should happen) 1. Exiting without a security fob (you could ask security to open it, but then they'll want to know who you are) 1. Getting back to your car due to the security barrier. What happened in your building? Were your security asleep? I hope access to offices isn't possible. by twistedLucidity (Sat 29th Feb 2020 8:32am)
  • Yes. by twistedLucidity (Sat 29th Feb 2020 8:35am)
  • > Prince Edward Street - isn't it more like Govanhill? Nah, Strathbungo extends all the way to Vicky Road. There was talk of redrawing the border but I don't think anything happened. I used to live there, which is why I know. by twistedLucidity (Sun 1st Mar 2020 7:47am)
  • The boundary is [Vicky Road](https://m.facebook.com/ShawlandsandStrathbungoCommunityCouncil/photos/a.831782360210661/1204138519641708/?type=3&source=54). by twistedLucidity (Sun 1st Mar 2020 7:54am)
  • Used to live near there, it's fine. Many folks will claim it's Govanhill (and it is G42) but it's actually Strathbungo (if that matters to you). You will be safe enough getting home. It's East of Vicky Road that things start to *really* go to shit. by twistedLucidity (Sun 1st Mar 2020 7:53am)
  • Strathbungo goes all the way to Vicky Road. Check [the map](https://m.facebook.com/ShawlandsandStrathbungoCommunityCouncil/photos/a.831782360210661/1204138519641708/?type=3&source=54). by twistedLucidity (Sun 1st Mar 2020 7:50am)
  • Pretty sure I've seen it in Stalks and Stems, Pollokshaws Road and in Shawlands Continental supermarket. *Sometimes* see it in the likes of a big Tesco. by twistedLucidity (Sun 1st Mar 2020 5:46pm)
  • Expect that West of Vicky Road *is in* the Strathbungo and Shawlands Council (as per the linked map) despite the G42 postcode. St Bride's even has "Strathbungo" carved into the top of it. Strathbungo is much larger than than conservation area. If you know where you are buying (and there are some *shit* closes), they do can get the benefits of Strathbungo "proper" (including the architecture) without the price. by twistedLucidity (Mon 2nd Mar 2020 12:54pm)
  • Have you seen what is literally chiselled on to the side of St Bride's? I know there was talk of shifting the borders between to reduce confusion when it came to funding, but I am not sure what (if anything) came of it. by twistedLucidity (Tue 3rd Mar 2020 7:48am)
  • Frontend is dead. Your now need to be a full-stack DevOps ninja and grok the microservice delivered modular monolith. In the cloud. Blockchain. Just learn to code. Seriously. Logical thinking, problem solving, thinking again, how to research, the concepts, source control, documentation etc. Any moron can parrot off the buzzwords with *zero* understansjng. And networking. IP and HCP (Human Communication Protocol). So get to MeetUps etc. Jobs are always on offer. by twistedLucidity (Wed 4th Mar 2020 9:26pm)
  • I recommend no one language in particular because a lot can depend on what you have available, local resources and interests. If you want to deeply understand how computers work, C or C++. If you want to understand modern web, JQuery. Want to be a generalist? Java. But that doesn't mean you understand Spring, even though it *is* Java. I have a degree, but it's not in computer science. My boss has no degree but is one of the best practical coders I know. Thinking about it, all the best people I know are weird. Deeply, deeply weird. Pure JavaScript is a good and easily accessible language to grasp concepts (a bit like BASIC for us oldies) but these days you rarely use it directly, it's all JQuery etc. But to grasp JQuery you need that grounding, otherwise you will have problems. So, for example, use pure JavaScript to add a click event to a DIV. Then do it in JQuery and see how much easier it is. Congratulations, you now understand more than 90% of all the "script ninjas". Loops, branches, separation of concerns etc is all the same. I am sorry, I don't use social media other than Reddit but you *will* have local coder groups, hackerspaces, LUGs and so on. If there genuinely isn't one, *start one*. That's the kind of thing employers like to see. Stick with the JS if that is what you have available. And if there is no local group, start it. by twistedLucidity (Wed 4th Mar 2020 10:20pm)
  • Meh, I get too many emails with people playing buzzword-bingo. by twistedLucidity (Wed 4th Mar 2020 10:32pm)
  • Front-end, back-end, middle-ware, wet-ware; at the start it does not matter. Front-end required an understanding of human interaction and accessibility. Those are valuable skills in their own right. At my place, I might code a front-end and make it work (I'm full-stack) but an expert will re-do my front-end to ensure it meets standards (I will then get them to explain to me where I failed so I can be better). Rinse and repeat with database access, load balancing etc. Top-tip: at the start pick **one thing** and learn that. Without a structure in your head it is too easy to be overwhelmed. Also, if this is all about coding why did you post it to r/glasgow if your are in Poland? by twistedLucidity (Wed 4th Mar 2020 10:42pm)
  • If your are in Glasgow then there is aot of opportunity, check out meetup.com by twistedLucidity (Wed 4th Mar 2020 11:43pm)
  • Nope. by twistedLucidity (Thu 5th Mar 2020 1:43pm)
  • Related? [Nike shop closed for 24hrs for cleaning](https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/mystery-closure-glasgows-nike-store-17867725). by twistedLucidity (Thu 5th Mar 2020 1:42pm)
  • Morrison's in Shawlands was basically sold out last night (I didn't need any, just saw the empty shelves). Cashier also said they were sold out of paracetamol. They also seen that they'd been informed stock would continue to arrive as normal. So no need to panic. by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th Mar 2020 9:58am)
  • I remember pulling into there to collect folks from a train. No idea WTF to do now. by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th Mar 2020 8:32pm)
  • Unless the chairs are antique, higher quality or sentimental in some way; it's probably not worth it TBH. by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th Mar 2020 8:30pm)
  • I am not saying I *like it*, I am pointing out the basic economics. If our prices included costs currently externalised on to the envoy, we wouldn't be in our current mess. by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th Mar 2020 9:51pm)
  • As with many things, but we all done have the time, resources, ability or motivation to DIY. They asked about getting someone to do it for them. I replied (because I have looked into getting a couple of sofas redone). I you want to suggest DIY to them, go right ahead. by twistedLucidity (Sat 7th Mar 2020 9:14am)
  • I assume you've reported it? FixMyStreet is pretty good. by twistedLucidity (Sat 7th Mar 2020 2:32pm)
  • Ah, good to know. Thanks. by twistedLucidity (Sun 8th Mar 2020 7:55am)
  • By what means? Personal jet pack? by twistedLucidity (Sun 8th Mar 2020 11:09am)
  • Fill them with the bastards that drop the litter! by twistedLucidity (Mon 9th Mar 2020 5:22pm)
  • [Report them](https://www.fixmystreet.com/) by twistedLucidity (Mon 9th Mar 2020 5:20pm)
  • The college will have to make provision somehow. Are there F/OSS alternatives that can be used? Of course, I am assuming you have a PC (not everyone does). by twistedLucidity (Sat 14th Mar 2020 8:05am)
  • My local Lidl had no big roll, baked beans, pasta and the tissues were almost gone (didn't check for meds). Loads of veg, frozen food, meats, nuts, flour etc. People are panic buying ready-made, so by the ingredients and have a good ol' cook-up. by twistedLucidity (Sat 14th Mar 2020 8:33am)
  • And yet flour, fresh veg, eggs etc are all.plentiful. cheaper and healthier to have a big cook-up and freeze it. by twistedLucidity (Sat 14th Mar 2020 8:30am)
  • Essentials and pain meds are gone. People were apparently queued up at our Aldi, waiting for it to open. Other stores have full stock though. e.g. world and Asian shops. by twistedLucidity (Sun 15th Mar 2020 12:27pm)
  • No, we're basically letting people get sick, takingg it on the chin, herd immunity, a few of us will die and that is a sacrifice Johnson is willing to make. Disappointed that Holyrood is not following the more stringent WHO advice. by twistedLucidity (Sun 15th Mar 2020 2:27pm)
  • Even so, the Aldi near me was picked clean within about 45mins. by twistedLucidity (Sun 15th Mar 2020 6:24pm)
  • Basically, no. I don't use public transport normally (I walk, run it cycle) and I *absolutely* won't use it now. I'm going to see about pulling all my equipment from the office and switching to home working for an extended period. There's a couple of local places we like but I am not sure we will be frequenting them. It's sad, this whole thing may see them go under. And many more too. There's only a very few people we plan to socialise with, basically our corona-buddies. by twistedLucidity (Sun 15th Mar 2020 6:22pm)
  • People are still going to attend those event? JFC. Today (pos. tomorrow) I shall be moving all my office kit into the house, shutting the door and hoping like fuck I don't get COVID-19 during the peak (I'm asthmatic). by twistedLucidity (Mon 16th Mar 2020 7:23am)
  • A growing crack from a stress point? Yeah...that needs addressed. At a guess I'd being with a surveyor, they will at least point you in the right direction. Your factor should be dealing with this, and sharpish. It _could be_ just render but.... by twistedLucidity (Mon 16th Mar 2020 9:57pm)
  • Bet there were loads of dried pulses and the like. People are panic buying shite, rather than engaging their brain. by twistedLucidity (Mon 16th Mar 2020 10:02pm)
  • > Glasgow City Council's own study found almost two-thirds of the items in standard, general waste bins could be recycled. Oh **come on** people! You can't even get the paltry amount GCC bother to recycle correct. FFS. No wonder Glasgow is covered in shite, people don't care. Or maybe the recyc bins are full and people are putting it *somewhere*? by twistedLucidity (Mon 16th Mar 2020 10:05pm)
  • Keep a diary of the disturbances, record the noise in your home, contact the council noise complaints team. by twistedLucidity (Thu 19th Mar 2020 8:28pm)
  • So it says: > Help us meet our goal by spreading the word about this action using the tools on this page. I have one question; ***WHAT*** action? There's zero information on the page as to what it's all about. It clearly coronavrius related (I assume they mean SARS-COV-2) but that's it. by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th Mar 2020 9:43pm)
  • You can still go out, we're not in a lockdown (yet). Just avoid large groups and enclosed spaces. I went for a run today. Lovely weather but _cold_. (I'm unfit, don't run that fast) by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th Mar 2020 9:40pm)
  • No, loads of fresh fruits and veg this morning. Reasonable selection of dairy and meat too. Pre-sliced andnfrsh bread aplenty. All canned giods, convenience foods,, snacks, treat, and baking stuff gone. Some handsoap. Everything rationed; good! by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th Mar 2020 9:46pm)
  • Not signing up to anything without understanding what it is. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Mar 2020 12:30am)
  • Ah, I see that now. Hidden in the "email a friend" section. Thanks. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Mar 2020 8:10am)
  • There's various comments that they [don't work for self-protection](https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/51243881); poor fit, inadequate filtering etc. Also, after a period they become moist which is *perfect* for prolonging the virus and constant touching to adjust them just transfer virus onto them. Hmm, that fresh SARS-COV-2 fragrance. Finally, any functional masks are needed more by health professionals (and possibly vulnerable people) and not reasonably fit, young-ish folks (which I assume you are). If you still want a mask, you can always try to [make your own](https://smartairfilters.com/en/blog/best-materials-make-diy-face-mask-virus/). by twistedLucidity (Sun 22nd Mar 2020 8:55am)
  • You'll need to [sanitise the surfaces](http://www.bbc.com/future/article/20200317-covid-19-how-long-does-the-coronavirus-last-on-surfaces) of the equipment first. by twistedLucidity (Sun 22nd Mar 2020 9:03am)
  • Hmm...all those hands and sweaty bodies on those [unsanitised surfaces](http://www.bbc.com/future/article/20200317-covid-19-how-long-does-the-coronavirus-last-on-surfaces). Delicious. by twistedLucidity (Sun 22nd Mar 2020 9:00am)
  • Meths + old rag = success. Then wash rag in soap, obvs. by twistedLucidity (Sun 22nd Mar 2020 1:14pm)
  • There's a few tools that can create a bootable USB using an ISO, Multi-Boot USB is one that comes to mind. Or, if that's not possible: 1. Install [Oracle VirtualBox](https://www.virtualbox.org/) (fully free for personal use) 1. Create a new VM (1 CPU, 2GB RAM, 30GB HDD) 1. Install a GNU/Linux ([Elementary](https://elementary.io/) is probably the most Mac-like, [Kubuntu](https://kubuntu.org/) is probably more Windows-like, Ubuntu is good and there are many more) 1. Netflix etc should work. Some, like Disney+ and (I _think_) Channel 4 won't. by twistedLucidity (Wed 25th Mar 2020 8:25pm)
  • Not only does this dicksplat support Brexit and refuses to pay his staff, but he is also [refusing to pay suppliers](https://www.theguardian.com/business/2020/mar/25/jd-wetherspoon-refuses-pay-suppliers-until-uk-coronavirus-lockdown-ends). So when all this is over, do your part and refuse to pay Wetherspoon. Boycott the bastard. by twistedLucidity (Thu 26th Mar 2020 11:12am)
  • I hope not. Feel sorry for their staff though. by twistedLucidity (Thu 26th Mar 2020 3:30pm)
  • Whit? Get tae! by twistedLucidity (Thu 26th Mar 2020 9:34pm)
  • > This won't be over for months. You're not wrong. 2 years, give or take. by twistedLucidity (Thu 26th Mar 2020 9:30pm)
  • Tax evader wants handouts. ROFL. You get what you paid for, and you paid comparatively nowt. Now get out. by twistedLucidity (Fri 27th Mar 2020 3:30pm)
  • Your dog has more road sense than most people! by twistedLucidity (Sat 28th Mar 2020 8:27am)
  • I hope many more breweries follow suit. by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st Apr 2020 12:48pm)
  • [BBCNews](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-52127494) by twistedLucidity (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 11:17am)
  • Make your own? Something to do *and* cheaper. Assuming you can get out to get the ingredients of course. by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Apr 2020 9:45am)
  • Pull the power and battery from the laptop. Some laptops have spill guards and drains to keep liquid away from the main components. Worst thing you should end up with is a sticky keyboard (which can easily be cleaned or replaced). If you're more confident, strip the laptop and wipe down mobo etc with isopropyl alcohol using a lint free cloth and leave to dry thoroughly (e.g. overnight). The above does not apply to the likes of Apple which are not serviceable by the owner. The phone is trickier. It should be able to survive a brief splash as the case will grant some protection (my OnePlus feel I tot he dogs' water bowl and was fine). Pull the SIM and MicroSD card, use or buy a spare phone for a few weeks and hope. by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Apr 2020 8:58am)
  • Boxy and boring. Glasgow has some great architecture, can we please stop ruining the city with base dross like this? by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Apr 2020 8:29pm)
  • Hopefully it happens here too. Forever. by twistedLucidity (Mon 6th Apr 2020 1:22pm)
  • * Power the laptop off and remove battery. * Give the keyboard a good wipe down with screen cleaner or other suitable cleaner. * Pop the keyboard out (this may mean undoing scrrews in the base, be careful of the ribbon cables. * Take a clear, hi resolution picture of the key caps * *Carefully* pop the key caps off. * Use cotton buds or lint free rags to clean around the switches. * Clean key in mild, bleach free, soap solution. * Allow everything to dry overnight. * Reassemble. * Don't fancy all that? Buy a keyboard off eBay (or broken laptop) and swap. Look for tear-doen guides for you laptop on YT etc. Maybe there's even a repair manual. There's also plenty of repair sites with advice. Can't help with the phone, guess it need a new screen. by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th Apr 2020 6:53am)
  • Avoid Magnet. Go to Howdens, pick up a few cards (or get names) and then interview. by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th Apr 2020 9:24am)
  • Not really. A small, quality kitchen can be £5+k (or 20+k from Magnet; arseholes), a dining room _easily_ the same. Add in size, feature restoration, quality of finish, structure etc and tens of thousands is not beyond the pale. Although "tens of thousands" would be nuts if the dining room just needs a skim & paint. by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th Apr 2020 9:28am)
  • Your garden? Other than that, stay at home fuckballs. by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th Apr 2020 9:39pm)
  • No where until I have either: * Been vaccinated against it; * Caught it and recovered; or * I don't what to think too much on this option but I am getting my will sorted, so there is that. by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th Apr 2020 9:44pm)
  • I know you do, and I really wish a shirt more often. Your flappy tits pure give me the boak. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Apr 2020 9:36pm)
  • Windows only? ☹️ GNU/Linux or MacOS planned? by twistedLucidity (Mon 13th Apr 2020 8:51am)
  • Ta. I wonder if it can be run under Proton? And don't worry, I know it's _slightly_ more complex that clicking "Export to <OS>" and magic happening. Be nice if it was that easy! by twistedLucidity (Mon 13th Apr 2020 1:58pm)
  • Sourdough us a thing, takes time though. by twistedLucidity (Mon 13th Apr 2020 3:18pm)
  • Been trying to find sand for patio joints (as well as compost). Not available anywhere. Guess it makes some kind of sense in the middle of a pandemic. by twistedLucidity (Mon 13th Apr 2020 3:17pm)
  • Hmm, bit of a drive for me from the Southside but I can see if there's one closer. Thanks! by twistedLucidity (Mon 13th Apr 2020 4:39pm)
  • Sweet, thanks! by twistedLucidity (Mon 13th Apr 2020 5:42pm)
  • Not OP but all the ones I looked up are closed as "non-essential". by twistedLucidity (Tue 14th Apr 2020 7:42am)
  • That's not much of a budget, but you could get somewhere on the Southside. It'll be closer to Govanhill than many would like, but so long as you don't cross Victoria Road into Govanhill proper, it's OK. For you budget, this was the [least bad](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-69117363.html) I could find. Plenty of buses, train station, Queens Park, Strathbungo with its bars and cafes etc. Now, if you want to take more risk (financial and physical), ignore what I said and cross Victoria Road. The area seems to be up-and-coming, but it's been there before. [Maybe this?](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-91260164.html) And there'll be reasons it's that cheap. All that said, this is a bad time to buy for investment (a market shock is almost certainly coming). So buy somewhere to live instead. Disclaimer: I've lived in/beside Govanhill on and off for 30 years, so I may be immune to some of its "charms". by twistedLucidity (Mon 20th Apr 2020 10:32am)
  • Use the Kennel Club site and go through the breeder lists. Unless you *need* a Labrador, I'd strongly suggest adopting from the SSPCA, Dog's Trust or similar. And sorry if you know all this, but... * **Never** get a dog off Gumtree, Facebook etc. * Meet the breeder at their home. * Get to see the pups with their mother. * No breeder should be selling pups younger than 8 weeks. by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th Apr 2020 8:58am)
  • Far too many eejits buying dogs off Gumtree etc. Why those sites still list pups for sale is beyond me, guess they like money more than animal welfare. by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th Apr 2020 9:01am)
  • Stalks and Stems. by twistedLucidity (Sun 3rd May 2020 7:44pm)
  • If you both work from home and need a decent connection, go with; * Fibre, if available (probably isn't) * Virgin (place their router into modem-mode and use your own behind it) * Zen (if they can offer the speeds on the OpenReach infrastructure) * Use the MiFi as a fail-over. by twistedLucidity (Mon 11th May 2020 8:59am)
  • This is true, but often the signs/marking are missing and often the only clue are the extra cycle lights at junctions. Cycling infrastructure in the UK, and **especially** Glasgow is a joke. by twistedLucidity (Fri 15th May 2020 7:39am)
  • NFG - Normal For Glasgow Glaswegians treat their city like shit. by twistedLucidity (Sat 16th May 2020 11:37pm)
  • I quite like Stenfao's in Mount Florida, CC's Netherlee too. Different styles. Stefano's is all cheesy-greasy awesome and CC's if wood-fired hipster fuel. Pick your poison. by twistedLucidity (Sat 16th May 2020 11:43pm)
  • A decent phone protector might be a worthwhile investment, thougher phone (a OnePlus 3T is only £75) or maybe just a bit more care? Try [iRepair](https://www.irepairglasgow.com/) by twistedLucidity (Sat 30th May 2020 7:55am)
  • Brewdog have it on their site. Or make your own. by twistedLucidity (Sun 31st May 2020 4:54pm)
  • Yeah, I do doubt the accuracy but we are south-west facing and have a pale patio with white walls. A few degrees of solar gain would not be unusual. by twistedLucidity (Sun 31st May 2020 5:46pm)
  • Totally agree with the hybrid/crosshbikr kind of thing. String enough to handle the potholes and deal with light off-road whilst not bring a total pig on and smooth tarmac you happen to find. by twistedLucidity (Sun 31st May 2020 10:02pm)
  • Indeed, Sheku Bayoh is one tragic example. by twistedLucidity (Tue 2nd Jun 2020 9:33am)
  • The who is doing the what now? Details, please. by twistedLucidity (Sat 6th Jun 2020 8:44am)
  • Wax the rail is a candle, the hooks will slide easier and are less likely to break. by twistedLucidity (Mon 8th Jun 2020 10:42am)
  • That sounds about right TBH. by twistedLucidity (Mon 8th Jun 2020 10:42am)
  • [Osdin](https://www.osdin.co.uk/) are good and do made-to-measure. Price is variable depending on the material you choose, and they provide a great service. Made-to-measure is really your only option for a tenement if you want a proper fit. by twistedLucidity (Mon 8th Jun 2020 10:41am)
  • And Glasgow had police before the Peelers were formed. by twistedLucidity (Mon 8th Jun 2020 10:45am)
  • Short answer: yes. Long answer: no, we should not whitewash our past and hide our misdeeds. We should confront them head-on and ensure they do not happen again. This means directly dealing with our own privileged positions and teaching children that "heroes" are also, sometimes, arseholes (and they now need to write an essay on the moral judgements). Slavery still exists today, it exists in Europe, it exists in the EU and it (very probably exists in the UK. If we want to honour those who suffered in the past, we need to make efforts to stop the suffering of those in the present. I can alsmot guarantee you that, by today's standards, *every* historical hero is an arsehole in some dimension (that includes Lincoln BTW). That's the problem with looking back in time, some of those people did the best they could in the times they lived. Some day people will back on us and decide that out current champion are arsrholes too. There is often nuance and debate. Mob rule and revisionist history removes that debate. by twistedLucidity (Tue 9th Jun 2020 11:38pm)
  • Are you scared of driving, or are scared of the idea of driving? They are not necessarily *quite* the same thing (the first is specific, the second may be more a product of generalised anxiety). Can you ride a bike? If so, get out on that and "pretend" to drive a car. If you pick your area and time, you'll be the only person on the road and can get used to lane position etc. Can you pinpoint *what* scares you about driving? At the start irst "everything" and that's normal. Stalling the car? Normal..getting I the wrong lane? Normal. Most of these result in a large amount of swearing and a minor detour. Have you spoken with anyone about anxiety? Know what happens when you fails driving test? You shrug, look at the sheet, practice and try again. *Nothing bad happens.* Got and driving games you can play in an "open world" mode? Ignore the game art, treat it like an in-home simulator. by twistedLucidity (Tue 9th Jun 2020 11:51pm)
  • +1 for First Mortgage by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Jun 2020 8:14am)
  • [Dynotech Ecosse](http://dynotechecosse.com/). They can get quite busy unfortunately, the curse of being decent mechanics. by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Jun 2020 12:57pm)
  • If the East doesn't pan out, try the southside. Shawlands etc are good and less studenty. by twistedLucidity (Mon 15th Jun 2020 6:29pm)
  • As soon as I can find washable ones to buy, I will be wearing one. by twistedLucidity (Fri 19th Jun 2020 11:12am)
  • I agree, don't ban the Orange Walks. Tradition and all that, we must support people in protecting their culture! I also think that the movie "Bugsy Malone" is an overlooked cinematic masterpiece and I think GCC should allow people to celebrate "Busy Malone" with "Splurge Days" where nay member of the public can collect a free custard gun and have a blast. Assuming they're not matching. Oh, the date clashes? Yeah... unfortunate, but what can one do? by twistedLucidity (Fri 19th Jun 2020 11:16pm)
  • Bland and boring, hardly a good look for a major city with a rich architectural heritage (when that's not going on fire). by twistedLucidity (Tue 23rd Jun 2020 11:19pm)
  • Assuming you mean "grown & processed in the region with no imported materials": * Glasgow only - no * Scotland only - possibly * UK only - yes For all of them you have to bear in mind that there won't be enough food to go around. by twistedLucidity (Wed 24th Jun 2020 8:54am)
  • It is super-simple to DIY, you don't need to buy reels of cable and crimpers etc. You do have to decide *what* you want though. Will the four ports on the supplied router be enough? And you will want wifi extenders (PoE ones are good, but you'll need something to inject power, see earlier comment on router). What I would do is decide what ports you want where, what wi-fi points (usually called "Access Points") you want where and then decide of you want to try. You may not need to break into walls etc. Tucking things under edges of carpet etc is perfectly doable. by twistedLucidity (Wed 24th Jun 2020 8:59am)
  • When I fitted out the last place I used CAT6. It *was* a bit stiff but not a big deal. Also cheaper, go figure. by twistedLucidity (Wed 24th Jun 2020 9:02am)
  • Have them put it where you want it. by twistedLucidity (Wed 24th Jun 2020 9:10am)
  • Only 10%? by twistedLucidity (Wed 24th Jun 2020 10:04pm)
  • Hire a skip or get a rhino bag? by twistedLucidity (Thu 25th Jun 2020 5:14pm)
  • Will the dump take it? by twistedLucidity (Thu 25th Jun 2020 5:13pm)
  • 1. Apologies for GlasgowLive link. 1. Keep your dog on a leash at **all times**. * It may be the sweetest, best trained dog in the world, doesn't mean other dogs are. * Off-leash in a designated area is fine. 1. If your dog has aggression issues, muzzle it as well. * There's no shame in it, it actually signals your are responsible, use a yellow collar, leash or something else to indicate you need space. * Don't take it to one of the (very few) dog parks, obvs. We've had run-ins with aggressive, off-leash dogs in Glasgow. Whilst rare, it's fun. The owner's know their dog is aggressive too, fucking morons. by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st Jul 2020 10:07am)
  • Non-linear warfare. by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st Jul 2020 10:12am)
  • > I'm also happy to do make up and nails for trans women and cross dressers as I know a lot of beauty therapists won't do so. TIL "a lot of beauty therapists" are assholes. Nails are nails, skin tones are skin tones; no? by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st Jul 2020 10:15am)
  • That explains the helicopter we saw yesterday evening. Tragic. by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st Jul 2020 12:05pm)
  • Uh...then they're just shit. Take a scar for example, surely going to a pro to learn how to mask it is the entire point of the exercise? by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st Jul 2020 12:13pm)
  • If the staff aren't enforcing, why would anyone obey? People are self-centred assholes. by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st Jul 2020 12:11pm)
  • Aye, sorry about that. by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st Jul 2020 12:29pm)
  • And I hope they are prepared for the 14 day quarantine. by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st Jul 2020 12:55pm)
  • Indeed. There does seem to be a bit of confusion at the end if a muzzle order was in effect or not. But if you *know* your dog has agression issues, muzzle it. If either of mine were likely to attack another dog (or any other animal!) they'd be muzzled when out and about. And yeah, their puppy should not have been out of control. Such a shame it pays the ultimate price, dying in fear and pain, because of their failure. by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st Jul 2020 1:09pm)
  • There's no rule or law that requires dogs to be kept on a lead in the UK (save for private land and then it is signed). Obvs near livetsock too, farmers can and will shoot your dog. All I gave were suggestions. by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st Jul 2020 2:09pm)
  • Pitbulls (along with some other breeds) are explicitly mentioned in the Dangerous Dogs act. It is possible to be allowed to keep one, if a court decides you are fit and proper (generally speaking that means: white, educated and middle class). by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st Jul 2020 2:06pm)
  • What rules people apply to private land are, in general, *their* rules (so long as they don't breach the law etc). Hence, "No dogs, except guide dogs" signs. by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st Jul 2020 4:25pm)
  • Confiscated and then made right at their expense. by twistedLucidity (Thu 2nd Jul 2020 12:44pm)
  • I was wondering when it would go one fire.... by twistedLucidity (Thu 2nd Jul 2020 12:43pm)
  • For _anything_, if you see only positive reviews then it is a red flag. Something always goes wrong some time. by twistedLucidity (Thu 2nd Jul 2020 12:48pm)
  • Back working from home and no commute. Still basically zero free time and long hours, but such is life. by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Jul 2020 11:35pm)
  • Edge of Govanhill (but you need a local to know which streets, I used to live there). Mount Florida. Crosshill. Queens Park. Shawlands. Auldhouse. These are all Southside areas as that is where I know best. Things to consider: Internet, flooding, old mines, factoring. by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Jul 2020 11:42pm)
  • Got a like to the installer's site? Might need installation myself, but I could also DIY. by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Jul 2020 11:46pm)
  • Tried an optician? They are open. But the hinge looks to be completely broken and I'd think the odds of an optician having the exact hinge is slim, you might be looking at new frames (assuming they have some which fit your lenses). by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Jul 2020 7:33pm)
  • Heard something like that yesterday evening close to Pollok Park. by twistedLucidity (Mon 6th Jul 2020 8:03am)
  • A [2 bed flat](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-69013215.html) in Shawlands is o/o£150k. If you don't require garden & garage, that would be a better bet IMHO. [2 bed house](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-71600742.html) in Merrylee is o/o£159k. Needs work, but that is a good thing if you're handy (or wish to learn to be). Or mayabe [here](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-69067467.html)? If I were buying I'd be lookin at Strathbungo/Govanhill. There are places around (Nursery St, Prince Edward St) but ve *very* careful of anything East of Vicky Road. There's also plenty of places in Shawlands; all flats though at this price. If you have a mortgage arranged and are all ready to move, be ballsy. Stick in a hard offer with the requirement they take it off the market by lunchtime. No closing date, the market is crap right now what with COVID and you might luck into a desperate seller. Edit: [£90k](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-93535841.html), ugly as all sin but I'd live there before I lived in Castlemilk! by twistedLucidity (Mon 6th Jul 2020 2:15pm)
  • [Charles Frazer](https://www.charlesfrazer.co.uk/) seems to be pretty good for game. by twistedLucidity (Mon 6th Jul 2020 7:43pm)
  • Dehumidifier? Get a big one (circa £120-200), not a shitty wee thing. Ours is EcoAir, seems to work well when we use it. by twistedLucidity (Tue 7th Jul 2020 5:06pm)
  • The pub loos are still closed though, aren't they? by twistedLucidity (Tue 7th Jul 2020 5:04pm)
  • No need for an ID card, just tattoo a bar code on everyone's forehead. by twistedLucidity (Thu 9th Jul 2020 7:40pm)
  • Etsy, Slanj. Loads.of shops sell them over the counter (washable ones too) but you need to get into the shop to buy them! Wear a neck tube pulled up over your face or a bandana. You don't need a N95 mask. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Jul 2020 7:18pm)
  • DELETED First? Anyhoo, about 65-75% compliance, no one seems to care. Guess that's why the numbers are spiking. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Jul 2020 7:15pm)
  • Happens everywhere. I've reported a few places (VIcky Road as it happens) to GCC with photographic evidence....fuck all is done, they simply don't care. Which I find out as the fines would be a nice little earner for them. by twistedLucidity (Mon 13th Jul 2020 1:00pm)
  • Lift the car. The impound charges are another nice little earner. by twistedLucidity (Mon 13th Jul 2020 2:50pm)
  • Handing it into the police is a your best bet. by twistedLucidity (Tue 14th Jul 2020 11:23am)
  • Could be they're doing a quick survey to find out which ones are broken. Not that they'll get fixed, but someone will have a nice tick in a spreadsheet for their KPIs, so that's nice. by twistedLucidity (Tue 14th Jul 2020 11:21am)
  • And after lockdown the dozy fools in GCC switch to the reduced schedule straight away. They should have done one round at the current schedule to clear what has built up and then reduced. But no. Actually using your brain must be a crime at GCC. Seems not even a SNP takeover can sort that cesspool of corrupt jobsworths out. by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th Jul 2020 9:54am)
  • You have two options: Virgin or something on Openreach. Fibre is not prevalent in the Southside just yet. If you want a decent ISP, look at Zen or Andrews&Arnold. These are *proper* ISPs with actual techs at the other end of the phone who can fix problems (not clueless script readers). If you are leaving Sky due to poor service, then it might be the Openreach lines to your home. If that is the case, then all providers will have the same problems (although Zen and A&A are much better at kicking shins to get things sorted - Zen had a BT engineer at my door within the hour). At the moment I am with Virgin because Openreach can barely provide 10Mbps where I live. Can't fault their service, but the router is complete shit, so place it in modem-mode and use your own behind it. by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th Jul 2020 9:51am)
  • Yeah, saw them yesterday when out with the dogs over Aulhouse/Pollok Park area. by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th Jul 2020 10:00am)
  • It is possible Virgin are not where you are, they couldn't serve me when I lived in Strathbungo, but I could be 80Mbps over Openreach. Almost all provides will bump their bills. Phone them up, threaten to leave, keep threatening, get through to retentions, get the same price as before (maybe with a free service thrown in). As for Sky...if the bill is wrong then they need to refund you. Their excuse is bullshit. by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th Jul 2020 10:05am)
  • Glasgow South? by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th Jul 2020 2:40pm)
  • CEX if you want 1p for aeach DVD, any charity shop (if they are open) or bung 'em on freecycle by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th Jul 2020 2:49pm)
  • DVDs are effectively worthless these days. If you have any that *very* new or could be of value to collectors, that's about your only hope. by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th Jul 2020 3:47pm)
  • Corner plot in Newlands with a South facing rear garden. by twistedLucidity (Fri 17th Jul 2020 11:17pm)
  • You mean a sit-in scooter like a Vespa? Sure, they work well. Have fun with them tiny wheels and all the potholes though. Or do you mean a stand-in scooter which makes anyone using them look like a massive bell-end and are not legal to use basically anywhere, not that it stops self-entitled aaaholes from doing so? by twistedLucidity (Mon 20th Jul 2020 5:57pm)
  • Well you'll need a license or CBT. Wear armour, the road doesn't give a shit if you come off a Vepsa or a Hayabusa; it's going to rip your skin and shatter your bones the exact same way. From what little I know of scooters, just like 125cc motorcycles they are expensive for what they are and desirable for theft. So you a quality chain & lock. Seen a few scooter enthusiasts around Glasgow on their ride outs, so there is clearly a scene. Good luck and enjoy! by twistedLucidity (Tue 21st Jul 2020 6:49am)
  • I sold my old flat last year, Sold within a day for about 10% over. Pretty standard TBH. by twistedLucidity (Tue 21st Jul 2020 10:09am)
  • Ah, knew there had to be _something_ wrong with it! by twistedLucidity (Tue 21st Jul 2020 11:30am)
  • Last train? by twistedLucidity (Fri 24th Jul 2020 11:17pm)
  • Please be quiet. Our Husky never got that memo and I'd like to keep it that way! by twistedLucidity (Fri 24th Jul 2020 11:22pm)
  • We picked up a Husky about 5 years ago from a shelter (we already had one hyper dog) and they were rammed then due to GoT. They are hard work. Ours is quiet but obedient? On her terms, yes. And that's the thing, you can watch her do the mental calculation before reacting. She is not affectionate, not a guard dog, sheds everywhere and, to be honest, is a bit of an asshole. I wouldn't change her for the world. But if you don't have a lifestyle that suits a Husky, you are in for a bad, *bad* time. This is a breed that views a munro as just a warm up. by twistedLucidity (Fri 24th Jul 2020 11:26pm)
  • Huskies are escape artists, they need a proper enclosure and someone willing to put in the time. A lot of time. People will say they can't be trained, people are wrong, but it's...different. A Husky has little inclination to please you, so you need other ways into their thoughts (sausages, lots of sausages and frustration). They also need walked. 1.5 hours per day, *minimum*. Rain? Hail? Snow? You think a Husky cares? And in that minimum you'd better be sticking in multi-hour hikes as well. Ours is pretty lazy TBH, but she will happily out walk and out run our much larger mongrel. I've come off hill pretty convinced I'm about to die from exhaustion and she's been bouncing around going "When does the adventure start?". Bitch. by twistedLucidity (Fri 24th Jul 2020 11:36pm)
  • Separation anxiety is common in Huskies. They are a Primitive and very much need their "pack" (we have a Husky). They also need training (yes, that can be done) and a metric fuck-tonne of exercise (mental too, not just physical). Sounds like these people are simply not geared up to deal and the dog is suffering. Good to see you've called the SSPCA. Also consider [SHWAUK](https://siberianhuskywelfare.co.uk/). It's a shame, they can be great dogs for people.witht he right lifestyle but too many want them because of "Game of Thrones" etc. by twistedLucidity (Fri 24th Jul 2020 11:42pm)
  • * You can't train a Husky! * *Why's ours got a KC Good Canine Citizen certificate then?* * Err.... Heck, she's even done agility. by twistedLucidity (Fri 24th Jul 2020 11:50pm)
  • About 40? They still wearing tracked tucked into their socks and Berghaus jackets? Minor aside, seen an uptick in people out trying to learn to skateboard. *A lot* of Asian girls. Good on 'em. Something I'd love to know how to do. No well, just enough to not kill myself. But time etc etc. Files the cunts under "Cunts, to be ignored immediately". by twistedLucidity (Thu 30th Jul 2020 10:43pm)
  • That happened to Mohammed too? I thought it was Abraham who was into a bit of divine infantcide. by twistedLucidity (Fri 31st Jul 2020 12:45pm)
  • Long shot, Decathlon? by twistedLucidity (Fri 31st Jul 2020 8:46pm)
  • Call a man with a van, see what they say? by twistedLucidity (Sun 2nd Aug 2020 8:53am)
  • 1. Most banks will do this. Some branches are more used to international students than others, your uni should be ae to advise. 1. You won't have a kicthen, what? Eating is out is easy and there are great places, but you will find it gets expensive *fast*. 1. Tap water is totally safe but you will find Glasgow a dirty city covered in rubbish. Littering is a major problem across the UK. 1. No idea, can't stand football personally and never been to a match. 1. Loads of public outside courts. There are ice rinks, but you will need to pay to use them. by twistedLucidity (Sun 2nd Aug 2020 8:59am)
  • Note that this covers basic service and repairs, new parts etc are **not** covered. It's all in the [FAQ](https://www.cyclinguk.org/scotland-cycle-repair-scheme-faqs). by twistedLucidity (Mon 3rd Aug 2020 8:30am)
  • Motatune, Strathbungo. by twistedLucidity (Tue 4th Aug 2020 8:32am)
  • Lots of people have already mentioned urban agriculture, so I will throw out wilder ideas: * Drone racing arena, with parts shop and repair area. * Hacker/Makerspace, members pay a monthly fee to gain access to tools etc, you will need to be prepared to allow the community to guide development. * Indoor assault course and fitness centre, hire a few ex-soldiers to yell at the civvies. * Let out the warehouse to another business because you can't think of a thing. by twistedLucidity (Tue 4th Aug 2020 8:30am)
  • That's a good shout. I know of "Wizard of Paws" beside Auldhouse Retail Park, but it's not quite a play area - more day care. Dogs will need to be split by size (puppy, sub-20kg and then big dogs). There is onlt one dog park in Glasgow I know of (Bellahouston Park) and a safe space for dogs to run could be profitable. by twistedLucidity (Tue 4th Aug 2020 11:19am)
  • Dogs are not allowed on the underground and their access on busses is at driver's discretion IIRC. Be nice of there were a few more public enclosed areas, but I guess GCC has (udnerstandably) more pressing matters. I just wish they weren't so bloody incompetent. :-( by twistedLucidity (Tue 4th Aug 2020 12:56pm)
  • Have you checked that you are allowed to fit PVC windows? Your neighbours may have them, but that doesn't mean a thing. https://www.glasgow.gov.uk/windows by twistedLucidity (Wed 5th Aug 2020 12:01pm)
  • Good on you. I've known people to get caught out and after paying £x,000 on new windows being made to replace them. You'd think it's the kind of thing a decent contractor would warn people about. by twistedLucidity (Wed 5th Aug 2020 12:09pm)
  • All being collected in the Southside save for glass. They changed the schedule after lockdown so there will now be no collection until September. They should have done one round on the old scheyto clear the bins and then switched. But that would require common sense, something seriously lacking at GCC. I sometimes wonder how they can have one of thuggery council rates and yet provide some of the worst services. There is something deeply rotten at the core. by twistedLucidity (Sat 8th Aug 2020 3:52pm)
  • Buy cardboard sheets and make one? by twistedLucidity (Tue 11th Aug 2020 7:12am)
  • Report all potholes you find. It's easier to claim if the council have been informed. [Fixmystreet](https://www.fixmystreet.com//) is pretty good and the council do respond. Eventually. by twistedLucidity (Wed 12th Aug 2020 8:07am)
  • As others have said, contact subreddit mods, admins etc. If you know who is doing it, as some others have suggested, go straight to the police with your complaint and some evidence; I'd be worried about the behaviour escalating (esp. if it's an ex-partner). But as a piece of advice, *never* put anything online you don't want becoming public. Something being a "private" message on Facebook means the square root of fuck all. by twistedLucidity (Wed 12th Aug 2020 8:12am)
  • Never used the GCC app. When I'm out an about I rely on FMS to know who to contact, it's not always clear which district is responsible for what bit. by twistedLucidity (Wed 12th Aug 2020 9:38am)
  • Blurry blobs? I really can't tell what I am supposed to be looking it, there's nothing to reference distance or scale or anything. Maybe Chinese lanterns? Someone dicking around with a drone(s)? Could be anything really, *apart* from aliens. by twistedLucidity (Thu 13th Aug 2020 11:51am)
  • Motatune in Strathbungo are good. The fixed my car after Arnold Clarke screwed it up. by twistedLucidity (Thu 13th Aug 2020 11:55am)
  • Atmospheric distortions can do all sorts of weird things. by twistedLucidity (Thu 13th Aug 2020 12:03pm)
  • Apologies for GlasgowLive link, but at least it's not a 5G conspiracy story. Also, is Riverford Road really in Shawlands? I thought that would have been Auldhouse. Not that it really matters, just curious. by twistedLucidity (Fri 14th Aug 2020 8:44am)
  • Since the post isn't showing (_maybe_ it's flagged as "news spam"?) I'll bung this here: * [Shawlands neighbours fight back over plans to install 20-metre high 5G mobile mast](https://old.reddit.com/r/glasgow/new/) Sorry for GlasgowLive link, but at least it's not a 5G conspiracy story! Although Riverford Road, wouldn't that be Auldhouse rather than Shawlands? Not that it really matters. by twistedLucidity (Fri 14th Aug 2020 9:07am)
  • Ach, shite. by twistedLucidity (Fri 14th Aug 2020 3:40pm)
  • I sold a flat a couple of years ago I. Stathbungo/Govanhill. The answer is "Yes, kind of". The area is a bit funny in that some streets (and perhaps just a part of some street) can be *much* more desirable than others. It's a great place, not without problem, and seems to be slowly pulling itself out of a hole, thanks in part to the excellent work by the Govanhill Housing Association. by twistedLucidity (Sun 16th Aug 2020 8:31am)
  • Seeing quite a few stories about people getting into trouble in situations like this. Some of them don't yet have a happy ending, [example](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-53795800). by twistedLucidity (Sun 16th Aug 2020 9:00am)
  • "Polloc" is also correct. (If you don't believe me, check out the name of the cricket club) by twistedLucidity (Mon 24th Aug 2020 8:01am)
  • * Brexit etc 1. Brexit is a UK event, everywhere will get hit. 1. There is traction for independence, but any ref is a good few years away never mind actual independence. 1. The pandemic is global and whilst there are infections in Glasgow, there is no local lockdown. Yet. * Renting etc 1. All the usuals. Rightmove, Zoopla, Gumtree etc. 1. Make sure your landord is registered and is using a deposit scheme. 1. Check out [SIMD](https://simd.scot/2016/). Avoid the red zones. * Public transport etc 1. It exists but buses are run (badly and expensively) by FirstGroup. 1. There are trains too and an underground. * Other 1. Glasgow is one of the UK's major cities. Clubs, theatres etc abound. (Pandemic plays a part just now though). 1. The people are generally friendly. 1. The city is dirty and strewn with litter, but this does tend to be a problem all over the UK. 1. If you have never visited Glasgow, you should do so before moving. 1. Also check your right to work in the UK etc etc. by twistedLucidity (Mon 24th Aug 2020 8:00am)
  • That's the one. "Polloc" is apparently an older spelling but apart from that cricket club, I've not see it used anywhere else. by twistedLucidity (Mon 24th Aug 2020 12:17pm)
  • I used to live in Strathbungo (not that far away from Crossmyloof, used the Queens Park station when I needed a train) and used to commute through to Edinburgh every day. It's not too onerous apart from the early start and late arrival home. Good news is the buses into Queen Street are generally empty (I used those in preference to the train for the start/end of the commute), bad news is the trains can get rammed, although what things are like during COVID is anyone's guess. As for renting, depending on *exactly* what you want you should be able to get something decent for around £600pcm Southside, Westend is going to be more like £900pcm (I just had a quick gander on RightMove). If I were you, I'd look at Edinburgh. The rent may end up being more, but you won't be forking out for tickets (easy enough to arrange meet ups with your pals) and you'll save commuting time. 2hrs per day, 3 days a week @£20ph equates to around £520 per month, depends on how much you value your time really. If you can (COVID blah, blah) perhaps try and get up to spend ~1 week in each city? by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th Aug 2020 9:17am)
  • They are OK, they have problems with internal communications at times leading you to be a bit of a go-between but overall, competent. I used someone else for a sale, but GG for a purchase. Why is was two different companies is lost is the mists of time, but it all worked out. by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th Aug 2020 9:22am)
  • Charge *per offer*? Whit? Try Conroy McInnes in Shawlands, did a great job when I sold my gaff (and we had issues with planning to iron out during the sale). by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th Aug 2020 9:20am)
  • Just Eat...investigating...yeah. Let the council, it's a public health matter. by twistedLucidity (Sun 30th Aug 2020 8:07pm)
  • Nah. Wasn't bullshit, that was just brown gravy. by twistedLucidity (Sun 30th Aug 2020 10:10pm)
  • Keep in mind this will be a high-energy dog and need to be well trained. by twistedLucidity (Mon 31st Aug 2020 5:13pm)
  • 1. A good breeder will charge *a lot*. 1. A shady breeder will *also* charge a lot. 1.Never, ***EVER*** buy a dog from online. Those bare the sammers. Do you research and pick a good breed. You may be able to convince a reduce to let you take on a smaller/older/lazier dog, especially if you have parks or something nearby. Rescues looking for the perfect adopter rather that simply good enough seems to be a common problem. Best of luck! by twistedLucidity (Mon 31st Aug 2020 5:11pm)
  • I _think_ the Grip started something Southside. But with the current situation nothing will be happening. by twistedLucidity (Sat 5th Sep 2020 4:38pm)
  • They're shut at the mo'. by twistedLucidity (Sat 5th Sep 2020 4:36pm)
  • Ah cool, Last Time I looked they were shut. I was a turn up and pay sort; far too old (and out of shape) to be serious but I enjoyed it. Now I'm much older and even more out of shape! by twistedLucidity (Sat 5th Sep 2020 8:37pm)
  • GCC only collects platsic bottles for recycling. The best thing to do is to *not* accumulate the plastic.in the first place. by twistedLucidity (Sat 12th Sep 2020 5:59pm)
  • TBH I'd cycle all the way. You have the dedicate cycle land down Vicky Road to get you to the Clyde, you can then go along that to Finneston and from there it's only a short ride/walk to Byres Road. Wear a helmet, wear hi viz, get good lights and don't be a wallflower. Dominate your lane and make the bastarda overtake you rather than squeeze past. (Obvs nick left and left any traffic clear when safe) by twistedLucidity (Sun 13th Sep 2020 5:14pm)
  • Yikes! Poor pupper (oe, well, anthig that shouldn't in the that water being in that water). by twistedLucidity (Sun 13th Sep 2020 5:38pm)
  • Aye. https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/glasgow-dog-swept-away-cathcart-18928395 by twistedLucidity (Sun 13th Sep 2020 9:43pm)
  • When I had a commute I mixed running & cycling. The hill coming up Pollokshaws Road on the return is a slow grind and a total ***bastard***. by twistedLucidity (Sun 13th Sep 2020 9:59pm)
  • Good point, I am not often out that far West, but good to know! by twistedLucidity (Sun 13th Sep 2020 9:57pm)
  • Urgh, thought they would have finished by now; they were pretty close by the early last year. I normally use Pollokshaws Road, but it's not for the faint of heart. by twistedLucidity (Mon 14th Sep 2020 6:45am)
  • He's been found. [GlasgowLive](https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/cocker-spaniel-swept-away-south-18930251). by twistedLucidity (Mon 14th Sep 2020 12:12pm)
  • There's wool shop beside the Langside Cafe called "[The Wool Haven](http://thewoolhaven.wix.com/" and one on Holmlea Road, Battlefield called "Marjory's Wool Shop". by twistedLucidity (Mon 14th Sep 2020 4:55pm)
  • Utterly disgusting. People really do make Glasgow clatty. Bag on hand, bend down, pick up, tie knot, bin. Not bloody rocket surgery! by twistedLucidity (Mon 14th Sep 2020 6:56pm)
  • I used to live in one. There was a hatch in the common area for access (padlocked) and a hatch in each top-floor flat. Insulation was down to the flat owner, not the factor. Government grant, contractor and a few hundred later, *boom* insulated roof. I then added stilts and overboard so I could still use if for storage. You would probably need visit each flat (or at least ask specifically) to see how the access worked. by twistedLucidity (Tue 15th Sep 2020 7:00am)
  • Mika have been OK for my needs. by twistedLucidity (Wed 16th Sep 2020 4:18pm)
  • My arteries hate you. by twistedLucidity (Wed 16th Sep 2020 10:00pm)
  • We got rid of a bunch of stuff on Freecycle recently. by twistedLucidity (Thu 17th Sep 2020 4:52pm)
  • Meh, caught some lass taking a piss behind the police station bins one night. That was funny. Disclaimer: am not polis, I just happened to live in the same building as the station. by twistedLucidity (Mon 21st Sep 2020 10:20am)
  • Dunno about West End, but Motatune in the Strathbungo/Govanhill area are great. by twistedLucidity (Mon 21st Sep 2020 4:30pm)
  • Foraging is something I'd like to get into a bit more. Fruits and herbs etc I'll do, but fungii? I'd probably end up with a destroying angel risotto. by twistedLucidity (Wed 23rd Sep 2020 8:38am)
  • Looking up the number for the poisons hotline right now... by twistedLucidity (Wed 23rd Sep 2020 8:43am)
  • Stop giving you pal a lift, yah tube. Follow the rule. How hard is it? by twistedLucidity (Wed 23rd Sep 2020 4:58pm)
  • As well as the MyGlasgow thing, there is FixMyStreet which works across the UK (although no all councils listen). by twistedLucidity (Wed 23rd Sep 2020 5:01pm)
  • *If* it can be proven that the students failed to follow the government guidelines (e.g. held a huge party) then the organisers should be fined at the very least. It's up to the uni to decide if they should be expelled. by twistedLucidity (Thu 24th Sep 2020 8:17am)
  • Check the rules. You are, basically, not allowed to post news stories here ("News spam"). I've basically given up posting anything here. r/scotland and r/unitedkingdom exist and you can post/discuss there. by twistedLucidity (Thu 24th Sep 2020 8:15am)
  • Why can't people wear masks? I don't mean folks with a genuine reason for being maskless (e.g. anxiety), I mean the daft bastards who have a mask over their mouth but not their nose. Morons. And how should one deal with such imbeciles? "Excuse me, your mask appears to have slipped off your nose." or "Cover yah beak, yah donk!"? Also, the self-certified (i.e. download a PDF) pish needs to stop. Get it issued for a GP/someone or mask the fuck up. by twistedLucidity (Thu 24th Sep 2020 8:21am)
  • Oh yes, for some it may be a PITA but doable but for others, not so much. People who say "I have asthma, I can't wear a mask!" piss me off. If your lungs are *that bad*, stay the feuck at home! (I have asthma, I wear a mask and other than making my nose itch it's no biggie). by twistedLucidity (Thu 24th Sep 2020 1:23pm)
  • You can get masks, or fabric extender things, that go around your head and don't have to have the loops over your ears. Dunno if they'd be any better? by twistedLucidity (Thu 24th Sep 2020 1:59pm)
  • Get a glue on nosebar. About £5 for 100-200 of the buggers on eBay. Or buy a better fitting mask (which will be a case of trial an error, I agree). by twistedLucidity (Thu 24th Sep 2020 2:01pm)
  • You have symptoms? Pretty sure that puts a different slant on things. Have you contacted Test and Trace? That hairdresser could become a vector. We have trades coming in just now to quote for and do jobs, but if I had symptoms I'd be telling them to stay away. My convenience isn't worth risking someone else's life. by twistedLucidity (Fri 25th Sep 2020 8:58am)
  • Not that I know of but it was rammed trying to get out. We did ”Pets at home" and "Homebase", not a thing had moved. Basically cleared now. by twistedLucidity (Sat 26th Sep 2020 1:01pm)
  • Just never seen it that bad. They need a second exit (and *only* an exit). Maybe up behind Wizard of Paws or somewhere. If I hadn't needed dog food, I'd just have walked there. by twistedLucidity (Sat 26th Sep 2020 1:27pm)
  • Yeah, seems fine now. No idea WTF was up. I just hung around for an hour until it cleared. by twistedLucidity (Sat 26th Sep 2020 1:25pm)
  • It's all cleared now. Was over at P@H grabbing dog food (we bulk buy when it's on offer and it's 15kg a bag!) by twistedLucidity (Sat 26th Sep 2020 1:42pm)
  • There's some decent low-to-zero alcohol beers out there. Everything "Big Drop" does seems to be good (0.5%ABV) and means you don't have to keep drinking sugary shit. Wish more pubs stocked stuff like that. As for hobbies, what are you into or what do you want to get into? Outdoor fitness classes and running are a thing. Good camaraderie, fun and you'll get healthier too. Cycling? *Some* martial arts are back, but it's often restricted to full members and socially distant training. Not much in the way of drop-in. You could teach yourself to update OpenStreetMap and take walks to find issues/verify changes. Unfortunately craft classes etc are right out the window at the moment, which is a shame. Buy a book on DIY and sort that wonky shelf that's been driving up up the wall for years? Once you start, DIY becomes a hobby! Photography? Magnet fishing? by twistedLucidity (Sat 26th Sep 2020 1:50pm)
  • Aye, it's a feckin' PITA and change is always hard, even at the best of times. I see "Bodyfit" classes in Pollok park when I'm out walking the dog, bound to be others, they look like fun and I might see if I can sign up once we have some house issues sorted. And if you don't like it, no harm. Just try something else. (I updated my post with a bunch of other ideas) by twistedLucidity (Sat 26th Sep 2020 1:57pm)
  • > downstairs landlord Check the deeds before you do anything. It may not be "your" fence at all. by twistedLucidity (Sat 26th Sep 2020 9:44pm)
  • Got the motorcycle out for the first time in a-g-e-s. I really need to.make the effort to get out on it more often. I'm so damned rusty (and so is it!) by twistedLucidity (Sun 27th Sep 2020 3:02pm)
  • World Foods on Allison Street should have some by twistedLucidity (Sun 27th Sep 2020 3:01pm)
  • Well that fucking sucks. Hope you at least got a refund. We periodically get wrong deliveries because people just use the street name and don't put in the postcode. Having done food delivery back in the day, there just isn't an excuse these days. No more staring at the map and having to *memorise* the route before setting out. by twistedLucidity (Sun 27th Sep 2020 8:52pm)
  • We used to walk out through Queens Park (always on a leash), 99.9% of the dogs were sound. Ours are never off lead because: 1. One's a husky. That ain't coming back until it wants to. 1. They other one can get himself into trouble. 1. The park isn't enclosed (open gates) and there's major roads nearby. I have seen dogs only *just* caught by their owners before exiting. Both dogs are trained (even the Husky does have a functioning recall, not as good as a Border Collie) but we know them and won't set them up for.failure, or worse given the Dangerous Dogs Act. I would love to see enclosed spaces where dogs can run and play in safety. We've been to the unofficial one in Glasgow Green (both dogs have a blast there) and I know there's a proper one in Bellahouston Park, but that's it. by twistedLucidity (Sun 27th Sep 2020 9:02pm)
  • Nope. But I regularly walk past [Queens Park Camer Club](http://www.qpcc.co.uk/) by twistedLucidity (Mon 28th Sep 2020 8:06am)
  • We normally use Just Eat as a way to compare menus and then call the restaurant direct. If you pay on credit card, you should be able to do a chargeback. I am not sure what *actual* legal footing JE is on to refuse a refund for failing to keep up their end of the contract. Be interesting to find out. by twistedLucidity (Mon 28th Sep 2020 10:09am)
  • 1. Does it have Artex anywhere? If so, you need an asbestos test, and possibly remidiation (avoid "Enviraz", we had a terrible experience with them). This should have been highlighted on your home report. 1. Howdens are excellent, offer a free design service, give you an idea of price and hand out a few random numbers of folks who might be available. They are open today. 1. Getting it done by the 12th should be possible, but you need to move quick. People are getting booked up. by twistedLucidity (Mon 28th Sep 2020 2:07pm)
  • We're hoping to have ours done in the next few weeks, so all this is fresh in my mind. It's a holiday today (which I didn't realise as I don't get public holidays), so you may struggle to raise someone. by twistedLucidity (Mon 28th Sep 2020 2:59pm)
  • There is basically zero enforcement. Let that fester for a generation and you get a population of people who just don't care. Couple that with a council who seem largely incapable of finding their arse with both hands and a map, and you get Glasgow. The only thing I can really say in fairness is that, compared to most of Europe, the whole UK is in a disgusting state. by twistedLucidity (Mon 28th Sep 2020 8:23pm)
  • Pretty sure I should still be on the aurora alert email list, haven't heard a thing. Would love to see the Northern lights one day. by twistedLucidity (Mon 28th Sep 2020 8:32pm)
  • No, it's not OK but you didn't tag it and so it will be lifted but bots and karma whores. Expect to see it in a number of subs. [Original post](https://redd.it/j0q65w) by twistedLucidity (Mon 28th Sep 2020 9:38pm)
  • They still parking all over the cycle lane? by twistedLucidity (Mon 28th Sep 2020 9:53pm)
  • A watermark or something to identify who the original creator was by twistedLucidity (Mon 28th Sep 2020 11:08pm)
  • Glasgow's great, no argument there. Unfortunately it's populated by a bunch of clatty fecks who don't know how to use a bin. (I'm assuming this post was in response to the recent chat about litter) by twistedLucidity (Tue 29th Sep 2020 7:04am)
  • Today is not going to be a good day. Dreading the morning scrum (meeting) and may have to cancel my days off to fix it. ☹️ by twistedLucidity (Tue 29th Sep 2020 7:35am)
  • Was thinking up by Steak Inn; always saw cars parked in the cycle lane. Did report it but, of course, nothing happened. You'd have thought the council would have wanted some easy money. by twistedLucidity (Tue 29th Sep 2020 7:53am)
  • It calms down a bit after you've offered your tribute to Big Tam and you've received the mark of the city. After that, anyone who chibs you is honour bound to call you an ambulance before taking your wallet and phone. It's a great tradition and loved by all. And don't believe anyone who spins you tall tales! (It's a great city if strewn with litter, people are generally friendly. Like anywhere, don't be stupid. COVID will make meeting people harder than normal but that's true of anywhere.) by twistedLucidity (Tue 29th Sep 2020 9:25pm)
  • As someone who used to live there... Yeah 32 languages sounds about right and yes, there are quite a few artists there (they can't afford to live anywhere else). Kebabish had finally reopened, but I've not been in after it got rebuilt. There's the Transylvanian shop near Queens Park. New to me and only been in once, well stocked. There's various other Polish and Asian shops, plus a Lidl. Locavore for all your hippy, guilt free stuff. You should be able.to get anything you want. You got a visa to work? Because you won't find legal work possible without it. I always liked Govanhill. Dodgy as all fuck at times mind you, but it seems to be better than it was and being adjacent to Strathbungo means you have easy access to more gentrified entertainments. Well, you would of it wasn't for COVID. Watch "Still Game" and "Chewin' the fat" on Netflix to try and tune your ear to the patter. by twistedLucidity (Tue 29th Sep 2020 10:09pm)
  • Rents around the uni are expensive because of all the students! You and your friend would be best to find a flatshare (4-6 people sharing a flat). I doubt you will earn that much doing a basic, unskilled job only part-time. But it does depend on the job. Have you looked to see what is available? I went to Strathclyde many more years ago than I want to admit to (I know COBOL, let that sink in). by twistedLucidity (Tue 29th Sep 2020 10:20pm)
  • It really isn't. There were only two or three murders on my street when I lived there, and that street is *technically* Strathbungo. by twistedLucidity (Tue 29th Sep 2020 10:34pm)
  • Which street you on? Anette? by twistedLucidity (Tue 29th Sep 2020 10:32pm)
  • Yeah, that's not happening near the uni at that price range unless you get *very* lucky. Also, you'll make friends faster with flatmates. I'd look at going solo in second or third year, not first. For tutoring people will probably want qualifications and criminal records checks. Again though, check what people are looking for. by twistedLucidity (Tue 29th Sep 2020 10:56pm)
  • I lived there from 1998. by twistedLucidity (Wed 30th Sep 2020 6:05am)
  • Had to go through to Edinburgh first thing. Took the dogs thinking we could maybe take a walk along the Leith. Couldn't find parking and when we did, it had converted from public to private and street parking was £15 for 4 hours. Gave up and headed home. by twistedLucidity (Wed 30th Sep 2020 10:37am)
  • The Clockwork? I am sure COVID restrictions have not helped. by twistedLucidity (Wed 30th Sep 2020 10:35am)
  • No upstairs? They *cut* the potential capacity? How very odd. by twistedLucidity (Wed 30th Sep 2020 10:40am)
  • Got mine in IKEA years ago. Cheap but functional. by twistedLucidity (Wed 30th Sep 2020 12:19pm)
  • Not sure about Edinburgh, but other teams allow dogs on if carried. Should have brought two giant IKEA bags and had them hop in, but at 20kg and 30kg it would have been a struggle! by twistedLucidity (Wed 30th Sep 2020 12:24pm)
  • The scammers want your sort code and account do they can try and socially engineer access. A legit one would probably have just included a cheque. by twistedLucidity (Wed 30th Sep 2020 2:27pm)
  • Call the number on the back and report it. They'll cancel the card and contact the account holder. Then bin the card. Had to do this a month or so ago. by twistedLucidity (Thu 1st Oct 2020 7:19am)
  • Can a friend take you out in a dual-control car to get more practice? Not sure how that all works with COVID. by twistedLucidity (Thu 1st Oct 2020 7:23am)
  • I keep getting flyers about that. Strikes me like being nosey-neighbour-facebook (and I've never used Facebook). by twistedLucidity (Thu 1st Oct 2020 7:21am)
  • Off work today (and tomorrow). Only a few chores to do and then going to spend all day playing games or hacking on one of the RasPis. Joy. by twistedLucidity (Thu 1st Oct 2020 8:01am)
  • Going to try and set one up to create a wireless network bridge on to a WireGuard VPN. Another will probably become a temporary access point to give some coverage in the garden. by twistedLucidity (Thu 1st Oct 2020 1:25pm)
  • Motatune in Starthbungo are great. by twistedLucidity (Fri 2nd Oct 2020 12:46pm)
  • There's a few around. I think it'd be cool to see old adverts restored, but I can imagine it would be a potential copyright/trade mark nightmare. by twistedLucidity (Sat 3rd Oct 2020 4:59pm)
  • I keep thinking I should go an pick up all the shit in the local park. Maybe take a large stick with to beat some sense into the litter louts, and no; it's not all young beds dropping it. We did come across a "community garden" when walking towards Linn Park yesterday ([here](https://osmand.net/go?lat=55.81716&lon=-4.2588153&z=18)). Maybe there's an official scheme to "adopt" an unused area? by twistedLucidity (Sat 3rd Oct 2020 4:57pm)
  • Top. You should have the attic for storage, just make sure it is walled off up there (some aren't) and you do not have a herd of elephants over your head. You may need to give contractors access to inspect the roof from time to time. Just remember to be a good neighbours and *not* be a herd of elephants! by twistedLucidity (Sun 4th Oct 2020 11:20am)
  • * "you're". * Commas matter. * Question marks are a thing. * Capital letters for names. by twistedLucidity (Sun 4th Oct 2020 4:00pm)
  • That's it! Have a banana. by twistedLucidity (Mon 5th Oct 2020 12:56pm)
  • Depends, what services do you need? Cafes are open and many provide wifi (e.g. Spill the beans), you could try setting up in there. by twistedLucidity (Mon 5th Oct 2020 2:07pm)
  • On tenterhooks waiting to hear about this potential "circuit breaker". Really hope it isn't needed, or isn't too severe. Weak a mask, keep your distance, don't be a fanny. by twistedLucidity (Tue 6th Oct 2020 9:38am)
  • Has that been officially announced? The story in the Scottish Scum (and the various rehashes of same) don't count. I do agree that it's *probable*. by twistedLucidity (Tue 6th Oct 2020 11:17am)
  • All seems to stem from the Scottish Scum. Be more reliable to scry the future using chicken gizzards. by twistedLucidity (Tue 6th Oct 2020 11:25am)
  • For all its problems, I still trust the Beeb more than the Scum or *XYZ*Live. by twistedLucidity (Tue 6th Oct 2020 2:02pm)
  • There are none without bias. Best you can do is read the more quality proaganda sheets for all sides. In no particular order: * Scotsman * Herald * Guardian/Observer * Times * Telegraph * Independent * Financial Times * New European * Private Eye (bi-weekly, *probably* the least biased but also the least local) Obviously don't read them all cover-to-cover every day, but do try to get a broad coverage of news & opinions (some of which you may disagree with). by twistedLucidity (Tue 6th Oct 2020 2:07pm)
  • > group stage Do you understand what the work "pandemic" means, or do you plan on doing this in the middle of a field? by twistedLucidity (Tue 6th Oct 2020 5:23pm)
  • Depending on the surface and environment, SARS-CoV-2 can survive on a surface for [days](https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMc2004973). Luckily the paper/card backing of a book is one of the less viable surfaces. by twistedLucidity (Wed 7th Oct 2020 8:13am)
  • Well that's shit. by twistedLucidity (Wed 7th Oct 2020 8:15am)
  • Call NHS Direct. Failing that, go to a walk-in centre. by twistedLucidity (Wed 7th Oct 2020 9:44pm)
  • Apple will replace it, for a fee if not under warranty. An independent *might* be able to repair depending on the exact issue (could be something simple like a dodgy solder, broken cable or could be something more expensive). You won't know until you get it to a shop. I hope you have your data backed up. iRepair have a few shops around, no experience of using them. Edit: Hmm... updates.... try the software methods first. Back-up your data. by twistedLucidity (Thu 8th Oct 2020 7:25am)
  • Because Appple are complete shits and have weird rules around who can/cannot effect repairs. Independents do exist, iRepair is one as I said. by twistedLucidity (Thu 8th Oct 2020 2:12pm)
  • https://www.gov.scot/news/new-moves-to-stop-covid-19-spread/ Anything anyone else tells you is irrelevant. by twistedLucidity (Thu 8th Oct 2020 4:35pm)
  • Did you read the actual guidance? https://www.gov.scot/news/new-moves-to-stop-covid-19-spread/ by twistedLucidity (Thu 8th Oct 2020 4:34pm)
  • Serious enough. No friends round, no meeting up, no sports clubs, very little pubbing (and only outside when we did), no foreign holiday (only renting self-contained nearby), no public transport, no cinema/theatre, mask all the time when shopping, all trades entering have to mask-up, and working from home. I'll admit to going slightly up the walls, but it's better than the alternative and we have it much better than some, so I ain't going to start complaining. by twistedLucidity (Thu 8th Oct 2020 10:26pm)
  • Bern on for a while. Leaky old house with poor insulation. Getting that sorted slowly. by twistedLucidity (Thu 8th Oct 2020 10:30pm)
  • All that close contact, unintended consequences I guess. by twistedLucidity (Fri 9th Oct 2020 7:31am)
  • Yes. It's a bad thing. It going to hurt those working in hospitality and it's going to increase isolation. It's a good thing. It's going to reduce transmission and reduce strain on the NHS and thus alleviate the pressure on non-COVID services. I'm hoping it's based on evidence and modelling. I recall seeing a link on gov.scot on the page for new measures. Glasgow is suffering from absolute fannies now masking up, not keeping distance and not washing their hands. These'll be the same fannies staggering around arm-in-arm at 2200 and dropping their kebab for the rats. You can bet these are also the fannies who litter, don't pick-up their dog's shite and flytip. Glasgow has a fanny problem. by twistedLucidity (Fri 9th Oct 2020 7:36am)
  • I'd take advantage if it was takeaway, don't want to sit inside anywhere. by twistedLucidity (Fri 9th Oct 2020 9:53am)
  • Work as per usual. Dump runs to get rid of the old kitchen and generally pack up before the trades descend. Unless restrictions tighten even more, of course. by twistedLucidity (Fri 9th Oct 2020 10:04am)
  • Alarm set for July 2023. by twistedLucidity (Fri 9th Oct 2020 10:03am)
  • You should still be able to get away, there's not a travel ban in place. by twistedLucidity (Fri 9th Oct 2020 10:02am)
  • I'll be honest, I wouldn't have a clue where to begin but some twerp through their bag of weed into my front garden a while back. It went into the compost. Yes, I am that boring. Also Police Scotland, you need to up your game. by twistedLucidity (Fri 9th Oct 2020 3:30pm)
  • Don't underestimate mental health. by twistedLucidity (Sat 10th Oct 2020 8:07am)
  • 10/10...connected to mental health day? YesBikers? Dunno, ages since I've been in the scene. by twistedLucidity (Sat 10th Oct 2020 11:23am)
  • I get it, but there is the small matter of having to move all your stuff out (clothes, valuables etc) each time before letting. You'll need to declare in income, let your mortgage provider and insurance company know. Possibly arrange a management agent as you may struggle to deal with emergencies etc whilst travelling. Then you have the added risk of returning to an unliveable hell-hole after it gets trashed. This is not a decision you should take lightly. If it were me, I'd by a 1 bed in Strathbungo/Govanhill and *not* rent it out. You have good links to the stations, motorways, airports and some of the places are bargains. **Note:** Buying *in* Govanhill requires fieldwork beforehand. by twistedLucidity (Sat 10th Oct 2020 11:29am)
  • Bit rough today. Last night was pure bangin'. *Everyone* was round the house and the tunes were beltin'. Could barely move for the bodies bouncing to the beats. Is probably what I would say if I was a massive cunt. But I'm an old fart with nae pals, so it was a quiet one. Clear headed too, which is lucky as I got to drive more shite to storage. by twistedLucidity (Sun 11th Oct 2020 9:17am)
  • [Screwfix](https://www.screwfix.com/search?search=3+core+wire) by twistedLucidity (Sun 11th Oct 2020 2:12pm)
  • Nothing for the next two weeks, and you probably want to avoid a packed pub after that. Your best bet is any pub with the warning signs out (Sky, BT Sport). James Tassie in Shawlands maybe, dunno about the revamped Clockwork. by twistedLucidity (Mon 12th Oct 2020 6:46am)
  • Need more yous. Gagging for FTTP over here so I'm no longer held hostage by Virgin. by twistedLucidity (Mon 12th Oct 2020 7:11am)
  • No way to flip to take away on the beer? Have folks book a slot, get their containers filled/collect cases and be on their way? by twistedLucidity (Mon 12th Oct 2020 8:08am)
  • Another week at the grindstone. Roll-on next week when I'm off, can put me feet up and work on some interesting projects. Or just read, that'd be nice. Weather was pish for the dog walk, they guys are going to need their illuminated collars soon. by twistedLucidity (Mon 12th Oct 2020 8:11am)
  • I'll take 1% (I've only got a couple of pressure vessels for home brew). by twistedLucidity (Mon 12th Oct 2020 9:18am)
  • I wasn't thinking of an app and all the attendant back-end infrastructure (which is often more complex than people realise). I was thinking they could just manage a simple booking system. Maybe in Excel. *Cough* by twistedLucidity (Mon 12th Oct 2020 9:22am)
  • Did you report her? Have never used Facebook so got no idea how it works, but selling human remains seems odd at best. by twistedLucidity (Mon 12th Oct 2020 9:27am)
  • "fiancé"... aye, right. by twistedLucidity (Mon 12th Oct 2020 9:17pm)
  • Just watching all the excrement hit the fan at a million miles an hour. by twistedLucidity (Tue 13th Oct 2020 8:14am)
  • You could try to change the review (may be too late now) and offer to send the original asking price to the seller? If that doesn't fly, and you still feel a bit guilty, donate the cost to a worthwhile cause. Had things go wonky on eBay myself and 99% of the time it's the seller simply not communicating rather than being shady. by twistedLucidity (Tue 13th Oct 2020 8:58am)
  • AIUI he wasn't the first _globally_, just the first in the USA. There were earlier reports of reinfection (e.g. Hong Kong, 24/08/2020) and the Netherlands has also recorded a reinfection death. Also, 7.8bn aren't infected so your numbers are way off. by twistedLucidity (Tue 13th Oct 2020 12:23pm)
  • You should speak to the factor before doing it (mostly over access) and check your deeds in case there is a clause, but other than that; have at it. by twistedLucidity (Tue 13th Oct 2020 12:20pm)
  • "Existence is Punishment", seems about right. by twistedLucidity (Wed 14th Oct 2020 7:54am)
  • Popped into a shop to see if they had any dog poop bag holders (nup) and as I go to walk out, and old guy is also leaving: 1. He wasn't wearing any mask; and 1. He was loudly singing along to "Another day in paradise" to Phil Collins. Which is worse? by twistedLucidity (Wed 14th Oct 2020 2:19pm)
  • Motatune, Strathbungo. by twistedLucidity (Thu 15th Oct 2020 11:15pm)
  • Gotta finish clearing the house out. The joys of urgent work in the middle of a pandemic! by twistedLucidity (Fri 16th Oct 2020 7:13am)
  • Dress for the weather and sit outside. Cafē Zola and Kilmurray's; both Southside. Although I think yer mad. by twistedLucidity (Fri 16th Oct 2020 9:21pm)
  • As I used to do delivery back in the day normally I do, yes. Usually just a quid or so. But of late what with using contactless so much, I literally have zero cash in the house and have nothing to tip with. by twistedLucidity (Sat 17th Oct 2020 7:35am)
  • Last weekend of frantic packing. I *do not* want to have to go through this shit again unless we're actually moving. Still, at least we're off next week and can chill for a bit. Any decent walks in the Lenzie area? by twistedLucidity (Sat 17th Oct 2020 8:34am)
  • Congrats! by twistedLucidity (Sat 17th Oct 2020 8:30am)
  • They should leave it, gives one idea of what thr city used to look like and how much shit ~~was~~ is in the air. by twistedLucidity (Sat 17th Oct 2020 8:44pm)
  • There was loads of "C19 is fake" shite sprayed around Auldhouse a while back. Depressing. by twistedLucidity (Sat 17th Oct 2020 8:48pm)
  • Thanks! We've got two ~~hellbeasts~~ dogs. Time. o explore! In a socially distanced and responsible way of course. by twistedLucidity (Sat 17th Oct 2020 8:47pm)
  • Probably the latter, not all.closes have a factor and not many are competent. by twistedLucidity (Sat 17th Oct 2020 8:44pm)
  • Still emptying house. *Where did all this shite come from?* by twistedLucidity (Sun 18th Oct 2020 2:21pm)
  • Same Southside. The ones that couldn't switch to bottleshop/takeaway went to the wall. Sweet Recreation, Gülp, Coffee Garden and no doubt others I'm forgetting. We just never got a grip of this as the start. The first lockdown wasn't backed up by closed UK borders and enforced quarantines upon return. All that effort and sacrifice for fundamentally nothing. by twistedLucidity (Sun 18th Oct 2020 2:25pm)
  • Lots of parks have the multi-purpose football/basketball picthes. Govanhill and Auldhouse parks are ones I know of off the top of.my head. Maybe Glasgow Green and Overnewton? by twistedLucidity (Sun 18th Oct 2020 4:52pm)
  • When we moved back from Nottingham, we threw loads out. When we moved from the flat, we threw loads more out. Now we need to throw more out. I swear the stuff multiplies when I'm not looking. by twistedLucidity (Sun 18th Oct 2020 6:41pm)
  • Oh, my BBC B+ is going nowhere and I really need to get that Mast Compact fixed. But they're not shite, they're precious artefacts! by twistedLucidity (Sun 18th Oct 2020 7:53pm)
  • I guess call whatever the usual suspects are, but keep in mind that rules could change by then and any booking rendered void. How much does your 5 year old understand about the current situation? Could you do it early (although weather is not much better now) or delay until Spring? Have parents drop any presents off with you and then open them in a video chat with the relevant families? Never had need to look in what games are available for kids to play remote. Good luck. by twistedLucidity (Sun 18th Oct 2020 8:55pm)
  • Some berk was letting them.off in our back court a couple of years ago. They were *literally* exploding by the kitchen window. Told them to piss off to the park. They did, hope they enjoyed their fireworks in safety. by twistedLucidity (Sun 18th Oct 2020 9:13pm)
  • One of these things is not like the oth...hang on...ahem... Two of these things are...err...wait a moment... Three of...no...right...I give up. I am not supposed to trust anti-racist, commie, fascist, LGBTQ+ neo-liberal trade blocs. That's not many people. *Maybe* just Mad Keith. by twistedLucidity (Sun 18th Oct 2020 9:11pm)
  • Where's Mia-Vino? And by "greedy cunt landlord" do you mean Kim, or whomever owns the building? by twistedLucidity (Sun 18th Oct 2020 9:56pm)
  • Tah muchly. by twistedLucidity (Sun 18th Oct 2020 10:09pm)
  • That makes more sense! Yup, Kim is awesome. Was gutted when they shut. It was a good place to go and shoot the shit. Good to know they have something else going. by twistedLucidity (Sun 18th Oct 2020 10:07pm)
  • Charity shops are open, call you nearest one. by twistedLucidity (Mon 19th Oct 2020 7:21am)
  • [SMID](https://news.gov.scot/news/scottish-index-of-multiple-deprivation-2020) is a good resource. After that the usual Rightmove and Zoopla sites. Other than the subway, what else do you need? Garden? Parking? Schools? Quiet? The more of these you add, the more the price rockets. What is your budget? £100-200k? Parts of Govan & Finneston should be doable, also Pollokshields towards Shields Road subway station. £350k? West End is viable. £800+k? World is your oyster. I used to live in Strathbungo and whilst that is outside the subway circle, it's on direct bus routes. Not a big deal getting to Queen Street. Also on the train line of Central. I live further out now, but it's still no issue to get in. Can cycle/run it in 25 mins. Not familiar with North Kelvinside, sorry. by twistedLucidity (Tue 20th Oct 2020 5:47pm)
  • The old Strathie halls? Isn't that all flats now? by twistedLucidity (Tue 20th Oct 2020 5:51pm)
  • I didn't realise the wee sign on the door stopped men bring complete arseholes. by twistedLucidity (Tue 20th Oct 2020 5:55pm)
  • The old laundry? Jesus. The spectres of the crusty wank socks haunt that place! by twistedLucidity (Tue 20th Oct 2020 8:29pm)
  • The right decision, they'd totally failed to inform people about the new rules. We only found out by chance as we needed to rewire the house. by twistedLucidity (Wed 21st Oct 2020 10:06am)
  • * Go to Screwfix (or other vendors * Buy the long-life battery, wireless interlinking units (e.g. Fireangel) * Install. The rules on what go where seem fairly straightforward. Or did when I checkedb as we already have a sparks in, he is hardwiring ours. by twistedLucidity (Wed 21st Oct 2020 10:42am)
  • IIRC I paid a fixed £75 by standing order. I'd let my account gain credit as required, which would periodically get hammered by repairs etc. When I moved out I just took the balance. I had a reputable factor though who were pretty good at thing and the fixed amount helped me budget. by twistedLucidity (Wed 21st Oct 2020 12:18pm)
  • Use a pushbike if you can, that's how my Renfrew resident colleagues commute. by twistedLucidity (Wed 21st Oct 2020 12:41pm)
  • We get milk from them They're OK. They don't sell fresh orange juice, just stuff from concentrate and their eggs come in plastic, rather than the cardboard shown on their site. But for milk, no problems. by twistedLucidity (Wed 21st Oct 2020 2:55pm)
  • Timpsons have a decent service (there's one in the Shawlands Morrisons). Ours seem.to come back clean and in one piece. by twistedLucidity (Wed 21st Oct 2020 5:29pm)
  • Just turn up, but take ID with proof of address. e.g. driving license by twistedLucidity (Thu 22nd Oct 2020 10:53am)
  • Explain it to her. Pyramid schemes (if that is what it is) ruin lives. by twistedLucidity (Thu 22nd Oct 2020 10:55am)
  • MLMs are just as bad IMHO. by twistedLucidity (Thu 22nd Oct 2020 7:00pm)
  • This is how things work. Draw up any definition you like and there will be edge cases. When there is a difference of opinion that can't be resolved, it's off to the courts. No I agree that a deli is little-to-no difference from a café but the council has access to records I don't. Although it seems the Sheriff Court agreed with common sense. Sad to say, but the SNP getting control.pf GCC has not been the breath of fresh air I had hope for. They are still as shit and corrupt as ever. by twistedLucidity (Thu 22nd Oct 2020 10:06pm)
  • Nice to see. I can't wait for these various routes to start to link-up properly and allow cyclists to keep away from cars. Unfortunately I strongly suspect GCC will shit the bed as per usual and manage to screw the whole thing up. by twistedLucidity (Fri 23rd Oct 2020 10:55am)
  • Will guising even be happening this year? by twistedLucidity (Fri 23rd Oct 2020 11:32am)
  • I fucking hate the Cobbler. Worst hill ever. Every time I have gone up the peak has been covered in cloud. I have started the walk in sun, which became rain, which became snow and the rocks slick. Near the summit I have heard the helicopter but not been able to see it. Fuck that, down I went. Least time I got to see a while 2m of summit due to the cloud and of course it was blazing sun up there by the time I was down. Fuck that hill. What me, bitter? Hang on...I'm missing an opportunity here...let me know when you are doing the Cobbler and you can pay me to *not* go up! by twistedLucidity (Fri 23rd Oct 2020 10:59pm)
  • For £50 o promise to not go up at the same time. For £100 I'll go up at the same time as your most hated enemy. by twistedLucidity (Fri 23rd Oct 2020 11:55pm)
  • Cheers for the tip, walking out through Lenzie, the Moss and then back in via Kirky has been great. by twistedLucidity (Sat 24th Oct 2020 9:33pm)
  • Nice morning, even trying to be sunny. Might head out to Carron Valley for a.bit of a walk. by twistedLucidity (Sun 25th Oct 2020 8:12am)
  • People Make Glasgow (Clatty) by twistedLucidity (Sun 25th Oct 2020 8:16pm)
  • Oh fuck! *Another one* comin' over here, enriching our society. Enough to make one sick! (Says the Strathie alumni sorta immigrant.) Seems you got the sarcasm down bud, you'll fit right in. by twistedLucidity (Sun 25th Oct 2020 8:37pm)
  • I hope dentists are accepting new patients. I was going to register before all this kicked off. "Ow" is all I can add. by twistedLucidity (Mon 26th Oct 2020 5:35am)
  • Got one for Thursday. Shal grin and bear it until then. Had to private as they don't take NHS, which sucks. by twistedLucidity (Mon 26th Oct 2020 8:50am)
  • If it's sore after a few weeks you should go back to the dentist. by twistedLucidity (Mon 26th Oct 2020 9:26am)
  • Kilmurray's was open today, they do decent enough grub. by twistedLucidity (Mon 26th Oct 2020 5:32pm)
  • Not much, if you've remember to pack a climbing rope. by twistedLucidity (Mon 26th Oct 2020 7:15pm)
  • You sure you're not Scottish? by twistedLucidity (Mon 26th Oct 2020 7:30pm)
  • [Queen’s Park and Govanhill](https://www.cntraveller.com/preview/article/cool-neighbourhoods-uk) are two of the coolest neighbourhoods according to Conde Nast. I shall leave it to you to go through this sub's history and educate yourself on the *eccentricities* of Govanhill. (I used to live up that way, it's not as bad as.some.folks think) by twistedLucidity (Tue 27th Oct 2020 7:11pm)
  • I lived in and around Govanhill from 1994-2018 on and off. Seen it go up and down multiple times. This time though, there does appear to be a plan. by twistedLucidity (Tue 27th Oct 2020 8:47pm)
  • Feel like I've seen this a thousand times.... by twistedLucidity (Wed 28th Oct 2020 10:04am)
  • We can only mitigate one risk at a time? Gosh. No more seatbelts for me! Good news is that the continuing restrictions should hammer the flu this season. by twistedLucidity (Wed 28th Oct 2020 10:07am)
  • In the case of HIV we eventually understood how it was transmitted, how it can be prevented and how to treat it (to a large extent anyway). *That's* when we can "live with its existence". by twistedLucidity (Wed 28th Oct 2020 10:06am)
  • Quite a lot of wooly bullshit in those questions, a lot of which could have negative connotations. Talk of revenue and partners just makes me think "We'll give contracts to our chums, raise prices and take the fat, brown envelopes". Filled it out, not that I think it will make one blind bit of different until FirstBus are nuked from low orbit. by twistedLucidity (Wed 28th Oct 2020 4:46pm)
  • ...shitty if their owners don't pick it up. Bend, bag, bin! (Am a dog owner. Pick it up, you lazy gets) by twistedLucidity (Wed 28th Oct 2020 8:27pm)
  • Ah it's lovely. Unfortunately it's shite doesn't magically float into the bin. Not having a go at you specifically, but there's too many clarity bassas in Glasgow. by twistedLucidity (Wed 28th Oct 2020 8:41pm)
  • ADSL depends greatly on your proximity to the exchange. My old.flat could get 80Mbps down (I forget the up) but where I am now would struggle to get 14Mbps down. If you don't have Hyperoptic, Vodafone Gigafast or whatever, your only hope is Virgin and they have huge holes in their network. by twistedLucidity (Wed 28th Oct 2020 10:38pm)
  • Off the the dentist in a bit. by twistedLucidity (Thu 29th Oct 2020 7:38am)
  • If you have a partner, they will find a litany of chores to fill any time off. by twistedLucidity (Thu 29th Oct 2020 7:37am)
  • They are, I just called and got an appointment as a new patient. Private, not NHS. I now have further appointments I am **not** looking forward to. Nor is my wallet! by twistedLucidity (Thu 29th Oct 2020 10:40am)
  • Shawlands Dental Clinic does a £15 plan that covers the consult/hygienist plus some other stuff. Only gets 20% private treatments though. Yeah, not being able to get in as NHS sucks ass but I cannot wait any longer. by twistedLucidity (Thu 29th Oct 2020 11:00am)
  • Oooo, that Tramway thing sounds good. by twistedLucidity (Thu 29th Oct 2020 11:11am)
  • Well surely you go to a pub for the friendship, chat, live music, quiz etc etc? You certainly can't mean that you primarily go to the pub just to get mashed out of your face. by twistedLucidity (Thu 29th Oct 2020 7:30pm)
  • We've asked nicely, time for some stick. My dad lives.alonr and I've not seen him.for nigh on a year, and that will.onlynget longer due to fannies like this. £10k all around I say. by twistedLucidity (Fri 30th Oct 2020 10:48pm)
  • Cathrin Braes is good, go running there with the dogs sometimes. Just keep an eye out for the cycle tracks and, err, people running with dogs! Need to get back into running myself, not gone beyond 5k in a long time. Loads of running clubs around, unfortunately many are FB-only. by twistedLucidity (Sat 31st Oct 2020 8:36am)
  • Those are firedoors and yes, they are mandatory when they are to a living space. Kitchen, bathroom and cupboards don't have to be. You can certainly replace them with something more elegant (e.g. a more hidden spring-loaded mechanism into the frame) but the will need to be firedoors. Cost? £150-800 per door plus fitting, all depending on style and if you want glass etc. Whilst you're looking into DIY, now is a good time to fit linked smoke and heat detectors. Failure to do so will void you home insurance when the legislation comes I to force (was Feb 2021 but now is Feb 2022). We're having work done on our house which is why I know some of this. by twistedLucidity (Sat 31st Oct 2020 9:55am)
  • Not as I understand it post-Grenfell. Also my old flat, converted in 1992, had firedoors throughout and it was not an HMO. Obviously to be 100% sure you'd need to check the regs. by twistedLucidity (Sat 31st Oct 2020 10:31am)
  • Oddly enough, my cousin in Aberdeen was telling me about all the dog thefts happening up around her way. by twistedLucidity (Sat 31st Oct 2020 10:46am)
  • If your house is 3 floors or more, the answer is "Yes, you do". We need to have firedoors retro-fitted. by twistedLucidity (Sat 31st Oct 2020 10:53am)
  • We are doing a loft extension, that takes us to three floors and thus fire doors are mandatory. The changes in regs can also cause problems when you come to sell, or even with insurance cover, if you are not compliant. by twistedLucidity (Sat 31st Oct 2020 3:39pm)
  • > Scotland will have access to millions of doses pre-ordered by the UK Government. Expect the Toons to be pushing this line, and hard. by twistedLucidity (Sun 1st Nov 2020 1:20pm)
  • Are you buying a flat to live in or for investment? The answers can be *very* different. Glasgow market is *insane* at the moment, expect to pay ~10% over the home value report. by twistedLucidity (Sun 1st Nov 2020 4:19pm)
  • The figures vary but an o/o price of £80k probably means a market value close to £100k, so expect to pay ~£110k. As I say, it does vary and it helps to keep and idea on sales prices etc. by twistedLucidity (Sun 1st Nov 2020 4:33pm)
  • Couple good options already but I guess you need to define "best". You could train (suggested), cycle (suggested), buses (slow), taxi (quick but expensive) or just plain walk (slowest). by twistedLucidity (Tue 3rd Nov 2020 3:19pm)
  • Ach, a bit of hypothermia builds character. Should be dry for a bit from here on too. by twistedLucidity (Tue 3rd Nov 2020 6:53pm)
  • If you like animation check out "Grave of the Fireflies", a beautifully animated movie from Ghibli.... ...hang on, on reflection, whatever you do *DO NOT* watch "Grave of the Fireflies"! Watch "Pom Poko" instead. You'll be too confused/weirded out to be depressed after that one. by twistedLucidity (Tue 3rd Nov 2020 6:50pm)
  • I really enjoyed it. A gentle fairytale, like a summer's breeze for the mind. by twistedLucidity (Tue 3rd Nov 2020 7:08pm)
  • Err...no. No, you should not watch GotF without support to hand. Howl's might be my desktop wallpaper, but my heart belongs to Laputa. by twistedLucidity (Tue 3rd Nov 2020 9:46pm)
  • BBCand STV both reporting 1,433 new cases and 50 deaths. Not good, not good at all. by twistedLucidity (Wed 4th Nov 2020 1:06pm)
  • The testing figure yesterday was about half it should have been, so there is a chance it is a bit of backlog. The problem is that that approx half testing rate could have hidden a 2k case spike. But I dunno, I'm not involved and only have the public data to look at. by twistedLucidity (Wed 4th Nov 2020 1:12pm)
  • Report it to the Dog Warden, they're pretty good IME but that was pre-COVID. by twistedLucidity (Wed 4th Nov 2020 4:23pm)
  • Weird, last time I left a message and they got back to me. Maybe things have changed but as others have said, 101 is non-emergency. by twistedLucidity (Wed 4th Nov 2020 4:54pm)
  • That sucks. Check Gumtree etc for one going on sale. by twistedLucidity (Wed 4th Nov 2020 5:38pm)
  • Can't just now, but props for using Jitsi and not that Zoom pish! by twistedLucidity (Wed 4th Nov 2020 8:22pm)
  • _Where_ in Govanhill is a critical question. If West of Vicky Road (which is actually Strathbungo, but whatever) then you will be in close proximity to the exchange and should be able to get a solid 80Mbps down over traditional copper. I used to live in that area and used Zen who are a proper ISP and send out an OK router. For the others, buy your own and use theirs as a modem. Of course, that means not tethering via your phone but it's horses for courses really. Confession: I have never tethered to my mobile, never needed to. by twistedLucidity (Wed 4th Nov 2020 9:28pm)
  • You mean Pollokshields West/East? That's not Govanhill. Or do you mean Queens Park? Which many call Govanhill. Either way, you are close to the exchange [here](https://osmand.net/go?lat=55.839905&lon=-4.265882&z=19). If it were me (and it isn't) I'd get a decent ISP and switch to the cheapest mobile tariff I could (I'm £7.50 on GiffGaff and still paying for more than I use). by twistedLucidity (Wed 4th Nov 2020 9:45pm)
  • The one I got was a 3490., so a basic but functional modem/router. by twistedLucidity (Thu 5th Nov 2020 5:10am)
  • You want just the glazing unit or do you need the whole frame? Wood, uPVC or composite? If just the unit, call "Creative Glazing". The will do them made to order and are very reasonably priced. I used them to replace the units in reproduction windows of a listed building a while back, was well impressed. by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th Nov 2020 6:57am)
  • Going to be reporting this, obviously, but it is just so infuriating. They can't collect domestic waste when they should, they can't provide sufficient public bins, they can't empty what few public bins there are and if you go to the recycling centre, you have to deal with the grumpiest people in Glasgow. Do they even do bulk uplift any more? No wonder Glasgow is drowning in litter and fly tipping. by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th Nov 2020 8:36am)
  • They are part of the problem, aye, but GCC are not helping. by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th Nov 2020 8:44am)
  • It's been like this for the last few days. You'll notice that's dog shite bags and not fireworks boxes. by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th Nov 2020 9:19am)
  • Good. It's a useful service for those who don't have a car or can't get to the recycling centre for one reason or another. by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th Nov 2020 9:21am)
  • Yup, had that as well. "We have replaced it with a larger capacity bin feckin' miles away." Gee, thanks. by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th Nov 2020 9:20am)
  • Aye, Polmadie is the one. Where you have to show ID and declare what you're dumping. by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th Nov 2020 9:56am)
  • Id with proof od address is now required, so bring your driving license. by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th Nov 2020 11:32am)
  • Unfortunately it's been a problem in Glasgow, if not the UK, for decades before COVID. Offenders on chain-gangs, forced to pick-up shite. Why yes, I am slightly to the right of Ghengis Khan. by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th Nov 2020 1:59pm)
  • We looked to buy a house there. We didn't. Nice enough houses in some areas, but there isn't much there and what high street there was seemed to be a war zone. "the South" covers quite a big area from Renfrew, Govan through to Shawlands, Newlands and out to Giffnock, Muirend etc. by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th Nov 2020 3:59pm)
  • Good, the correct thing to be doing. Well, not doing I guess. by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th Nov 2020 3:57pm)
  • Glasgow needs a Hackerspace badly. I'd volunteer to kickstart it, but I recognise my own limitations. by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th Nov 2020 8:33pm)
  • Exactly. This is why you must make me your God Emperor. Only I have the vision to make Scotland into the authoritarian state I will enjoy. by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th Nov 2020 8:31pm)
  • I didn't see violence, it was just thoroughly unwelcoming and soulless. by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th Nov 2020 8:29pm)
  • Getting the word out, forming an initial group, finding a suitable facility, raising funds, getting a rental contract, planning the fit out, fitting out, sourcing equipment, managing, administration, IT, collecting dues, rules of conduct.... Not all that has to happen at once, obviously, and a lot of it is self-organising (by the members, for the members). Pretty sure I saw a guide once on how to set up a Hacker Space. I used to be a member of Nottinghack when I lived in Nottingham and that was an amazing facility with everything from laser cutters and 3D printers, wood working, welding right through to seeing machines. by twistedLucidity (Sat 7th Nov 2020 10:02am)
  • Dump and lock-up runs. Best not get those confused... Lawn needs mowed, hedge needs trimmed, fuck-off great big trench in the back garden needs filled in and to cap it all off, I've got name beer in. Bollocks. by twistedLucidity (Sat 7th Nov 2020 2:00pm)
  • Ah, sweet! When they reopen I will have to check them out. I am not that big a maker, but I do try to repair/upcycle before throwing something out and sometimes want access to something better than the shitty tools in my damp garage! by twistedLucidity (Sat 7th Nov 2020 4:03pm)
  • I prefer to use FixMyStreet as it's one app for the whole UK. Already reported. by twistedLucidity (Sat 7th Nov 2020 6:59pm)
  • Strathbungo/Govanhill/Crosshill? Hop on the M74 at Polmadie, cut up the M73, join M8. by twistedLucidity (Sun 8th Nov 2020 8:06pm)
  • Freecycle? by twistedLucidity (Sun 8th Nov 2020 8:13pm)
  • Do you need the frames done or just the glazing units? *Huge* difference in price. by twistedLucidity (Sun 8th Nov 2020 8:12pm)
  • Class. Saw in on the way to Kunming Park but didn't take a picture as I was driving at the time. by twistedLucidity (Sun 8th Nov 2020 8:27pm)
  • Nah, just fat fingers. by twistedLucidity (Sun 8th Nov 2020 10:15pm)
  • Greys, invasive species. Should be culled. by twistedLucidity (Sun 8th Nov 2020 10:57pm)
  • 1. Not a good deal then. 1. Within 2 years you should have warranty, contact the installer. 1. _Why_ don't they open? With uPVC you should be able to see the block, with wood it could be swelling (and that leads to questions over maintenance). 1. Handle not turning suggests a jam in the mechanism...unscrew the handle and see if you can view into the system to see where it is jamming. 1. Hire a professional and do t take shortcuts. by twistedLucidity (Sun 8th Nov 2020 10:56pm)
  • That'll be gnus to them. by twistedLucidity (Sun 8th Nov 2020 11:01pm)
  • Strathbungo would be fine. As for Govanhill, the basic rule of thumb is; the closer to Vicky Road, the better. by twistedLucidity (Mon 9th Nov 2020 9:43am)
  • The Southside is littered with Aldi and Lidl. I'd avoid Amazon if you can due to their history on tax, working environment etc. by twistedLucidity (Mon 9th Nov 2020 11:06pm)
  • Won't the dogs need to go into quarantine? Not sure what the time limits are on an international pet passport. Anyway, I'd move yourselves *first* and bring the dogs later. If you can stay with family here whilst you look, that would be easiest. I have generally lived in the Southside and so I'd suggest Strathbungo, Govanhill*, Shawlands, Cathcart, Muirend, Auldhouse, Rutherglen etc. The further out you go, the cheaper it gets but the harder it is to get into town. As for renting with dogs, that will be hard. Not impossible, but hard. Smaller agencies and private landlords may be your best bet. by twistedLucidity (Tue 10th Nov 2020 8:44am)
  • Lidl are OK. Call a butcher, like [Charles Frazer](https://www.charlesfrazer.co.uk/)? They sometimes have them, partner says they're good (they German). by twistedLucidity (Tue 10th Nov 2020 8:43pm)
  • [Motatune](https://www.yell.com/biz/motatune-garage-services-glasgow-7196701/) in Strathbungo are good. by twistedLucidity (Wed 11th Nov 2020 2:43pm)
  • Can you send this to a local journalist? *Actual* journalist, not GlasgowLive. by twistedLucidity (Fri 13th Nov 2020 9:41am)
  • Any recycling centre such as Polmadie will take e-waste. Bring proof of your address in Glasgow or you will not be allowed in. by twistedLucidity (Sat 14th Nov 2020 7:50am)
  • Yeah, under the pamphlet there's an address I. London. by twistedLucidity (Sat 14th Nov 2020 1:58pm)
  • Bus drivers fall into two camps: * Considerate; and * Psychotic murder beasts. There seems to be no middle ground. by twistedLucidity (Sat 14th Nov 2020 11:14pm)
  • Nothing concrete but our numbers don't look good. When it comes to COVID, better to be vilified for overreacting than not doing enough. by twistedLucidity (Sun 15th Nov 2020 11:01am)
  • Diesel...I think Glasgow still has plans to ban diesel cars from coming in. You should be able to get places within the Southside for that budget. Try Rightmove, Zoopla etc. by twistedLucidity (Mon 16th Nov 2020 8:58am)
  • Can walk to/from Kinning Park with ease. But then I am the kind of person who walks to/from Shawlands because *f-u-c-k* FirstBus. Also, I need the exercise. by twistedLucidity (Mon 16th Nov 2020 9:36am)
  • The figures for Glasgow are *horrendous* (not just headline numbers, test positivity rate is also high) when compared to the rest of Scotland. I am not sure why that is (people not following the rules, population density, bad luck....) but something has to be done to bring the numbers down. by twistedLucidity (Mon 16th Nov 2020 10:37am)
  • Yes. AIUI ~300 per 100k is close to triggering exponential gowth. by twistedLucidity (Mon 16th Nov 2020 11:19am)
  • Closing school also comes with serious conseuqnces. Perhaps closing secondary schools and giving everyone work to do remote for a short period is viable, but then parents may need to take time off and that could require support (i.e. furlough), which will only be availabel as long as South England requires it. by twistedLucidity (Mon 16th Nov 2020 11:47am)
  • I went to [Shawlands Dental Care](https://www.shawlandsdentalcare.co.uk/) (private, not NHS). Now pain free and with a new tooth. Yay! Ibuprofen is a good painkiller for dental pain, speak to the pharmacist if in any doubt. by twistedLucidity (Mon 16th Nov 2020 11:54am)
  • This is the correct answer. This is also why you need backups. 3-2-1. Three copies, on two different media, one off-site. OK, a bit overkill but even just dumping things on to your PC/Laptop, then dumping that on to an external hard-drive *as well as* using cloud storage will cover most eventualities. Encrypt if you're a bit paranoid but remember to keep the keys/password safe and for goodness sake, remember to actually backup! (As well a checking you can restore, obvs.) by twistedLucidity (Mon 16th Nov 2020 11:18pm)
  • Ay up, me duck! by twistedLucidity (Tue 17th Nov 2020 7:08am)
  • Your current supplier contacting you over a private channel is world's away from a random bellend chapping the door. by twistedLucidity (Tue 17th Nov 2020 11:02am)
  • Missteps by the SNP in the past few weeks with COVID. Tier 4s should have come in *much* sooner, if not full lockdown once furlough was opened up for the Southern English. Better to be chastised for doing too much than have to suffer through not doing enough. It's all going wrong, I just don't know any more. by twistedLucidity (Tue 17th Nov 2020 7:00pm)
  • At £35k you'll be getting a fair few "investors" Hopi g to make money on BTL or squirrel away money from Mr Taxman (either here or overseas). No way someone with that level of disposable is going to *live* there. Add fears over Grenfell-like problems, along well with other construction issues in older high-rises, and you may struggle to even get a mortgage anyway. by twistedLucidity (Wed 18th Nov 2020 8:38am)
  • I am *very* close to yelling at other customers. In Lidl last night queuing meto checkout, two ladies behind me. One with her mask only covering her mouth, one not masked at all. Were they 2m away? Were they fuck. There's stickers on the ground showing 2m distances; it's not fucking difficult! Fuds like those two are part of the reason Glasgow goes tier 4 today. Next time something like that happens I will have to say something (politely of course). I just hope staff see my side of it should they get arsey. by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th Nov 2020 8:12am)
  • I live in an old 3 bed house wit barely any insualtion (that is changing slowly). We pay £90 a month for gas & leccy combined, and that's with both of us working from home. Also keep in mind that gas will be for more than just ehating, it is also used to cook. _Also_ keep in mind that a modern, well serviced boiler with properly balanced radiators can be quite efficient. by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th Nov 2020 12:57pm)
  • _Want_ gas heating? Maybe not, things are shifty towards electric as that can be powered by renewables. Of course, it does depend on _what_ electric heating we are talking about. Underfloor with maybe HVAC or summat? Brill! Shitey wee storage heaters? No thanks. by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th Nov 2020 12:55pm)
  • Well, yes. The boiler needs a service now & again and I'd like to not die via the old gas fires pumping out CO. by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th Nov 2020 3:38pm)
  • Like people will pay any attention. Unless the police are out to enforce it, people are going to be fannies. How do I know this? The reason we're in tier 4 is because *so many* have been fannies, continue to be fannies and will always be fannies untile smacked in the face with a harsh enough penalty. C'mon. People can't even stand on the 2m distancing stickers in shops FFS! by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th Nov 2020 3:47pm)
  • You should dial 112...no, no time...storm.tge place yourself and shout "In the name of COVID I expel thee!" You'll be a hero. You name shall echo through the ages. Bards shall sing you name. You still won't get laid though. Sorry about that. by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th Nov 2020 11:03pm)
  • No, it is required. Grin and bear it. by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th Nov 2020 11:08pm)
  • All my shoes and boots are winter ones. The glory of yak-trax. (Other grips additions are available) by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th Nov 2020 11:05pm)
  • Get a grip. There's plenty to question, but they're not the only ones on this particular path. Also, much of the data is public. So why don't you trot off and construct a valid argument? Just a glance at the data would have answered your own question. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Nov 2020 8:25am)
  • You've made no case whatsoever. If you'd seen the numbers (quoted to you in another comment) you already know why Glasgow is in Tier 4 and Edinburgh isn't. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Nov 2020 8:34am)
  • Any place that cuts keys, such as Timpsons. They are sometimes found in larger supermarkets as well as on the high street. Some hardware stores also do it. You don't say where you are, so can suggest any specific place. A simple web search will find you plenty of places. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Nov 2020 10:20am)
  • And if it's ex-council, so what? Just make sure it is sound and you're good to go. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Nov 2020 8:08pm)
  • No, hacking is perfectly fine. It's how you understand and transform. "A good hack". *Cracking* is what I take issue with. Got no idea what a Paterson is, something to do with Twilight movies? by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Nov 2020 10:43pm)
  • I remember them.flat when they used to be a bar/snooker place at the end of Minard road. Can't recall the name of it now though. Yes, I'm old. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Nov 2020 11:32pm)
  • It was something else before is was a Morrison's. Sainsbury's? But I don't think I was in Glasgow when it was an ice rink. by twistedLucidity (Sun 22nd Nov 2020 9:58am)
  • Contact the council as the landlord and factor don't care, it's a public health matter. by twistedLucidity (Sun 22nd Nov 2020 10:15am)
  • Yes, in that situation paying for a quote is sometimes normal. You should get that discounted against the work. Has the seller not provided quotes? Costs? Depending on size you could be looking at a few grand for scaffolding, then the work itself. That can easily escalate. Repair? A few grand. Replace all tiles? Closer to £10k. Structural issues? Even more. If you really want the place, offer £20k below asking but be aware you are taking a gamble. by twistedLucidity (Sun 22nd Nov 2020 1:49pm)
  • They don't own the gaff, that is the thing. So the builders are being used to provide a service with respect to the purchase and not just competing. Being asked to pay for quotes in this scenario does happen. Although you can luck into people who will still do it for free. by twistedLucidity (Sun 22nd Nov 2020 2:01pm)
  • How so? by twistedLucidity (Sun 22nd Nov 2020 7:54pm)
  • You using iCloud for photos? After a while they drop the quality. If you want *actual* backups, DIY or pay someone. by twistedLucidity (Sun 22nd Nov 2020 7:54pm)
  • [Saved](https://soybean-ellipsoid-b6wp.squarespace.com/glasgow-shops) by my browser history. No idea which subreddit is was posted though. by twistedLucidity (Sun 22nd Nov 2020 8:07pm)
  • Seems it only launched in 2019 as Thursday night thing at Revolution, and I guess COVID has done a number on it (along with everything else). You could do worse than contact Revolution and ask. by twistedLucidity (Mon 23rd Nov 2020 6:50am)
  • Refrigeration at -70°C isn't the problem, transport is. by twistedLucidity (Mon 23rd Nov 2020 12:01pm)
  • Not odd unless you know it's defeated up there. It's signed motorway, treat it as such. Not matter how bonkers it may seem with foreknowledge. Do *NOT* teach a learner to ignore signage. by twistedLucidity (Tue 24th Nov 2020 9:04pm)
  • Yes, just double checked and whilst *technically* its now a separate road (you'd need to go through Charing Cross to get on the motorway proper) it does appear to still be M8. Bloody odd. by twistedLucidity (Tue 24th Nov 2020 9:02pm)
  • FirstBus? They're here to disappoint you. by twistedLucidity (Wed 25th Nov 2020 7:31am)
  • [r/fuckyoukaren](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/jzsclg) by twistedLucidity (Wed 25th Nov 2020 8:08pm)
  • Probably a Multi-Level Marketing scam. They're all scams! by twistedLucidity (Wed 25th Nov 2020 8:10pm)
  • Is this in the Southside? Because I've seen a woman doing that in Auldhouse park, although just wih seeds. The seeds are _probably_ OK but the bread is a no-no and the dog food will certainly attract vermin. by twistedLucidity (Thu 26th Nov 2020 4:59pm)
  • The smart meter cometh! I shall now be a small cog in whatever Orwellian machine is being set-up. I hope the magnetic wave don't give me the 'rona. Reminds me, I've run out of tin foil. I thought a roll would cover more than half a wall, silly me. by twistedLucidity (Fri 27th Nov 2020 9:18am)
  • £500 before the 10th *November*? You don't need a job, you need a time machine. Get on to the uni first thing Monday morning. They absolutely will have a hardship fund and can help out. As for work, post office and major stores are ramping for Christmas. It's short-term but it is work. Translation work is a thing, but can often depend on what qualifications you have as you need to have an understanding of the subject matter. You could still look for companies offering translation services and contact them. Very best of luck. by twistedLucidity (Fri 27th Nov 2020 8:02pm)
  • You in the habit of losing screws or something? by twistedLucidity (Fri 27th Nov 2020 8:08pm)
  • Use the kids playgrounds, in most parks, early morning/evening. Might need to bend you legs a bit. by twistedLucidity (Fri 27th Nov 2020 8:05pm)
  • You'll almost certainly need fire doors. There a place over Battlefield way ("Door world" or something) who seems pretty good; it's where we intend to buy ours from. by twistedLucidity (Fri 27th Nov 2020 8:18pm)
  • > Well you can do what you want then. Err....no. > Admittedly fire doors aren't very asthetically pleasing, Wrong. You can get all sorts from plain, to period reproductions and modern. You can even get them with glass, but that does push the price right up. by twistedLucidity (Fri 27th Nov 2020 8:27pm)
  • Your EU citizenship precludes you? What? That seems....odd. almost like they are fobbing you off. Can your own country help? Contact the student union and ask for help there. At the very least that might have another line of attack on the uni. Also the Citizens Advice Bureau and Shelter too. I know **everyone** is trying the stores and post office, but if you're not in then you can't win. Have you looked.up translation companies? Finding a native speaker who can translate idioms accurately is hard in the UK. by twistedLucidity (Fri 27th Nov 2020 8:43pm)
  • Post it on Freecycle. by twistedLucidity (Sat 28th Nov 2020 10:07am)
  • No, sorry. All I have is a stack of misdelivered 3090 GPUs that I can't return. Courier doesn't want to know and the contact information is invalid. Note quite sure what to do with them. Geeky floating shelves maybe? by twistedLucidity (Sat 28th Nov 2020 6:01pm)
  • DELETED It's a Sunday...why the hell have already been up for an hour? Still, coffee and pan au chocolat (frozen ready made from Tesco) in bed; nae bad really. Can still taste that Breeding "Mr President" from last night. Looking forward to seeing more shite about the SNP in the press and the Yoons going absolutely hysterical. by twistedLucidity (Sun 29th Nov 2020 8:24am)
  • Do you run Arch? by twistedLucidity (Mon 30th Nov 2020 1:45pm)
  • That'd be a "No" then. It was a (bad) joke referencing the penguin. by twistedLucidity (Mon 30th Nov 2020 5:29pm)
  • Unless you had that chimney installed yourself without affecting the fabric of the building, then it is a building issue. Get you factor to have to roof inspected (they should be doing that once a year anyway). Odds are it's failed flashings near the stack. by twistedLucidity (Tue 1st Dec 2020 9:17am)
  • Motatune, just off Pollokshaws Road in Strathbungo. Fixed my car after Arnold Clark shat on it and I've been going there ever since. by twistedLucidity (Tue 1st Dec 2020 3:08pm)
  • Flats at £60k are certainly out there but... 1. They will be small, 1. Need serious work, 1. Be in a bad areas, or 1. A combination of all the above. That said, if you are will to be a bit away from.the hotspots you should be OK. If the fabric is fine, just put up with dirty carpets and crap wallpaper until you can renovate. I do! But do rent first to get to know not just the city but specific areas too. by twistedLucidity (Tue 1st Dec 2020 10:20pm)
  • Shawlands Dental Care have been great for me. by twistedLucidity (Wed 2nd Dec 2020 8:02pm)
  • That's Pollokshields way. Quite a few nice places over in Newlands. There's the converted police station in Strathbungo and then the Strathbungo conservation area. Landside Hall at Queen's Park and the converted building in the park. Pollok House. Heaps of places in the West End too (from Woodlands on basically). It's a long ol' list if I'm honest. by twistedLucidity (Thu 3rd Dec 2020 7:49am)
  • Err...did you try a web search? There's Glasgow Car Storage, Caledonian Car Storage, Waterside Classics.... by twistedLucidity (Thu 3rd Dec 2020 7:53am)
  • Crap, has it? Guttering fell apart yesterday and I can't get that high to fix it. by twistedLucidity (Thu 3rd Dec 2020 7:50am)
  • Phone around some farms? They may have a shed/barn they'd rent out. by twistedLucidity (Thu 3rd Dec 2020 9:11am)
  • No. Invest in Yak-Trax or similar ice-grips. <Insert that clip from "Still Game" here /> by twistedLucidity (Thu 3rd Dec 2020 11:40am)
  • Ehh, you probably need a roofer. Slates, or flashings could have failed. We've not had to call one yet, so I can't recommend anyone; sorry. You can check the slates yourself by going outside and taking a good look, trying to see broken/missing ones. From the inside, check for daylight. If you can look up and see sky, rain can pish in. If there is no sign of water ingress, then ventilation could be your issue. Fitting vents (or unblocking the ones that may be there) could help. In a previous place we had some daft berk had jammed the insulation right into the sofits, so we had no airflow. I unpacked all that and things improved markedly, although we still needed a couple of vents added. by twistedLucidity (Thu 3rd Dec 2020 11:46am)
  • Have taken two from a shelter, but never volunteered. We had a house with an enclosed back garden which we could dog-proof. If you live near a park and can give the dog the required level of attention/activity (1-2 hours every day, no matter the weather), then being in a flat isn't too bad (had to do it for a year with our two). Someone needs to be home, or you need to arrange for someone to check on the dogs. Shelters have a habit of waiting for the "perfect" adopter rather than accepting "good enough". It's unfortunate but also kinda understandable. Have you contacted any of the shelters to see what they say about volunteering? I wouldn't recommend buying a pp at the moment. Prices are through the roof and that will only attract even more puppy farmers. by twistedLucidity (Thu 3rd Dec 2020 2:22pm)
  • World's fastest couch potato I'm told. by twistedLucidity (Thu 3rd Dec 2020 5:16pm)
  • Maybe ask why so few from the West/North/East are here? My guess is demographics to an extent. There are loads of students in the West End but they're not native/settled and maybe, being younger, they tend to use Insta or something? Yes, I'm a Southsider and I'm older. Huh, wonder if the other Southies are also old farts and the demographic skews older? by twistedLucidity (Fri 4th Dec 2020 6:59am)
  • Looks to be federated, so run your own or join a mate's. Project is [here](https://github.com/LemmyNet). by twistedLucidity (Fri 4th Dec 2020 7:20am)
  • You're a release behind and not properly federated (or things just haven't propagated fully). Does this relate in any way to the greater Fediverse? E.g GNU Social, Mastodon etc. by twistedLucidity (Fri 4th Dec 2020 7:25am)
  • Who/What and where? Although doubt I can get there. :-( by twistedLucidity (Fri 4th Dec 2020 8:42am)
  • You weren't showing on what I took to be the main instance of Lemmy (I got there from GutHub). I used to run a Mastodon node (need to get it migrated to k8s or something and back online). by twistedLucidity (Fri 4th Dec 2020 7:40pm)
  • I've usually just set-up a standing order once a year and then forgotten about it. Even so, the odd screw up does happen. Make sure you have a copy of that email and then try to get in touch with them. When there has been a genuine mistake (one year I managed to pay into the wrong account, oops!) they've been pretty good at sorting it. If you can't get through, send an email (attach the original) and, maybe at the same time, contact your councillor. by twistedLucidity (Sat 5th Dec 2020 1:53pm)
  • World Foods on Allison Street? Or one of the other veg shops in Govanhill? Don't think I saw them in Continental, but then I wasn't looking for them. by twistedLucidity (Sat 5th Dec 2020 1:55pm)
  • It's not just Costco, the fannies abound. It's why our numbers are so high. Jealous of your Costco membership. Wish I could get one again. by twistedLucidity (Sat 5th Dec 2020 8:04pm)
  • Feckin' baltic. More of a dog skid than dog walk this morning. by twistedLucidity (Sun 6th Dec 2020 10:34am)
  • There's loads of places that are dog-friendly (e.g. Spill the beans, Toro, Curious Liquids, Kilmurray's, Linen...) but they are all in varying degrees of shut/partial service. You could do worse than ask them when things open up again. by twistedLucidity (Sun 6th Dec 2020 4:36pm)
  • Always has good service from McDaid's Motatune in Strathbungo. by twistedLucidity (Sun 6th Dec 2020 6:51pm)
  • Glasgow, Kentucky? Or Montana? Or one of the ~19 others? by twistedLucidity (Tue 8th Dec 2020 10:36am)
  • Just churches? Because there's other abandoned places of worship too (e.g. the synagogue in Strathbungo/Govanhill). by twistedLucidity (Tue 8th Dec 2020 10:47am)
  • Langside Synagogue Niddrie Road 12, Glasgow Location: geo:55.8353,-4.269771?z=17 https://osmand.net/go?lat=55.8353&lon=-4.269771&z=17 by twistedLucidity (Tue 8th Dec 2020 1:01pm)
  • JGM Heating Services seem OK. A new boiler is potentially _not_ a small job though. by twistedLucidity (Tue 8th Dec 2020 2:07pm)
  • Ah. From what you said I thought it'd be a replacement. Guess the issue with _fixing_ is playing "Guess the broken bit" and potentially multiple visits. by twistedLucidity (Tue 8th Dec 2020 2:13pm)
  • Nope. Don't expect to get jagged until towards the end of next year. by twistedLucidity (Tue 8th Dec 2020 6:18pm)
  • Just the sheer logistics of the whole thing and the impact Brexit is going to have in moving goods in general (yes, I know they say they'll use the army). I've lived long enough to know not to get my hopes up. by twistedLucidity (Wed 9th Dec 2020 7:10am)
  • When I used to pay these fees I budgeted at ~£75pcm (this included insurance, landscaping, cleaning, commons power and some maintenance). So, whilst higher than what I used to pay, it is not beyond all reason. by twistedLucidity (Thu 10th Dec 2020 11:54am)
  • The Indian on Skirving Street by twistedLucidity (Fri 11th Dec 2020 8:51am)
  • People are more likely to assume you have a medical condition than that your part of the Neo-Hitler Youth or something. by twistedLucidity (Sat 12th Dec 2020 8:22am)
  • Someone on here mentioned "The Electron Club" which is a Hackerspace, but I am not sure if they have metal-working facilities. Could do worse than ask, maybe they can point you in the right direction? "Men sheds" (I think that's the name) are also a thing, but not sure if there are any in Glasgow. I'd love a place I could join for when I need bigger tools for DIY/hobby projects. by twistedLucidity (Sat 12th Dec 2020 4:27pm)
  • > That's just a room where guys work on electronics. Ach, that's a shame. I was hoping it had heavier tools etc. I used to be in Nottinghack and really miss the access to table/band saw, spray booth etc. Such a shame Glasgow doesn't have one. If offer to organise one but I couldn't organise my way out of a paper bag! by twistedLucidity (Sat 12th Dec 2020 8:03pm)
  • Oh the litter. JFC. No respect for our city. by twistedLucidity (Sat 12th Dec 2020 8:40pm)
  • Aye, I know the Fuckwit Field encompasses the Earth but it doesn't mean we have to be happy about it! by twistedLucidity (Sat 12th Dec 2020 8:46pm)
  • Shit that's rough. My lungs aren't the best, so I keep any interactions to the bare minimum, and having to get some essentials is always a concern. My dad lives alone, not seen him for a year and probably won't for another six months easily. Not seen any friends in real life for a good nine months. And I'm well aware I've had it pretty easy. I'm not perfect but I'm doing my best. The pig-ignorant shits who aren't even trying do my head in. by twistedLucidity (Sat 12th Dec 2020 10:49pm)
  • I have managed to avoid buses for over a year by walking everywhere. Not because of COVID, but I'll be fucked if I'm giving FirstBus any money! by twistedLucidity (Sat 12th Dec 2020 11:08pm)
  • If heard this a few times about being able to still shed the virus despite being granted immunity by the vaccine (70-90% of the time). But if one is immune, surely the first will get malkied by the immune system and thus *can't* replicate enough to shed, no? by twistedLucidity (Sat 12th Dec 2020 11:04pm)
  • Any supermarket. by twistedLucidity (Sun 13th Dec 2020 12:10am)
  • If you're off work with COVID symptoms, what are you going out anywhere? Or was it just bad phrasing? by twistedLucidity (Sun 13th Dec 2020 12:58pm)
  • Ah, did that with the direct neighbours the other night, in the garden. You won't get sugar cones in the UK. Would sugar cubes maybe work? Wonder if they were moistened could the be "glued" together. Can they be homemade? I've never tried TBH. At least "Dinner for One" is easy to get! (I'm not German, but my partner is.) by twistedLucidity (Sun 13th Dec 2020 10:04pm)
  • Only from a Tesco Value Spaghetti Bolognese. A bit tough I thought. by twistedLucidity (Mon 14th Dec 2020 7:38am)
  • Then people will drop it on the street because the bus stop is too far to walk. by twistedLucidity (Mon 14th Dec 2020 10:29pm)
  • Oh look, I got crossposted. I feel so honoured! by twistedLucidity (Tue 15th Dec 2020 8:37am)
  • Your immediate poop-related problem seems to be the router, the placement of it or the channel. Channel: All of these are easily checked. For 2.4Ghz be on channel 1, 6 or 11 (only use other channels if you absolutely *must* due to neighbours). For 5Ghz just be well away from others. Set both SSIDs to be the same, boom, done. Boot the signal if that's an option. Your router management interface should help you do this. A wi-fi analyser on your phone is also a help, but it cannot detect EM interference that is _not_ wi-fi. Placement: Get the rougter away from other interference like wireless telephones, microwaves etc. Buy a longer cable if you need to. A central location is a good place to start. 2.4Ghz will penetrate further than 5Ghz. Router: The ones from an ISP are basically shit. Get something running OpenWRT or DD-WRT for £100-150 and never have to worry about it again. If that's too much, buy a "Wireless AP" (sometimes called an "extender"). Plug that into the router & power, configure, boom, done, blackspot is gone. I can't advise on one as I've not had to buy any (yet). For an *actual* ISP Zen or Andrews & Arnold are probably the best but be aware that you are going to *pay* for their service and speed will depend on the Openreach lines to your property. Zen supply a basic FritxBox and these are _not_ shit (dunno about A&A). If you can get fibre, do so. It's the best available. Failing that, Virgin but be warned that the SuperHub is absolute garbage and should only be run in modem-mode with you our router doing the heavy-lifting. If none of that made any sense, seek help from a geeky/nerdy pal. They should accept payment in beer or chocolate. by twistedLucidity (Tue 15th Dec 2020 9:39am)
  • I start by looking up what "9 stone" is in real money, 57kg. Pit bulls are a banned breed and as such, if it's a responsible owner with the relevant legal permissions, it won't be off lead. Rotties tend to be easy going but yes, they are strong and if they decide to cause a problem it will be a very big problem indeed. Most of the dogs we meet when walking ours. Those that aren't are generally just gobby and have an owner then tries to control them. Very, _very_ few present a genuine problem. I regularly walk a 30kg mongrel and a 22kg Husky without drama. by twistedLucidity (Tue 15th Dec 2020 5:03pm)
  • McDavid's Motatune, give them a call. Not sure if they have recovery, but they're bloody good mechanics. by twistedLucidity (Tue 15th Dec 2020 9:23pm)
  • It's in the [mainstream media](https://www.scotsman.com/news/crime/mother-claims-police-dragged-tragic-teenagers-body-2529261). Police Scotland are far from.perfect, but I'd be careful about giving credence to things if Facebook. by twistedLucidity (Thu 17th Dec 2020 6:47am)
  • Glasgow is a city like any other. Good bits and bad bit, good people and arseholes. As it's on the West coast it tends to be a bit warmer and wetter than Edinburgh. Glasgow is large enough to attract plenty of performers, arts and the like. Whatever you are into Glasgow should be able to provide. As for housing, that all depends. Yes, you can get a 3 bed in greater Glasgow for £90k. Would you want to live there? That depends greatly on what you are used to and why you want to move. by twistedLucidity (Fri 18th Dec 2020 7:32am)
  • That happens all over, Tantallon Road is bad for it. by twistedLucidity (Fri 18th Dec 2020 6:49pm)
  • Yes. You can report it to the council if you want but they won't do a thing unless you supply your name, address etc. Why they need that when they have the picture and location of illegal parking is quite beyond me. by twistedLucidity (Fri 18th Dec 2020 6:48pm)
  • I do that at home, as do all our neighbours. In our defence the pavements are wider than the road, so no one is impeded. Requests have been put into the council about proper parking, traffic calming etc...bugger all changed. by twistedLucidity (Fri 18th Dec 2020 6:51pm)
  • I didn't go out every weekend, and rarely met friends when I did (they all have kids, I don't), but I do miss being able to go somewhere and just chill. Mental health isn't suffering, been far too bloody busy, but physical health has deteriorated. Hope to address that now I have a bit of a break. Trying to get into homebrew, but project work keeps getting in the way. by twistedLucidity (Fri 18th Dec 2020 8:40pm)
  • Big Drop Stout, Hoegaarden, Lucky Saint and Sheppy's (cider) are all good. by twistedLucidity (Fri 18th Dec 2020 8:46pm)
  • Does that have a malty after taste? That's what puts me off some of them like At Peter's Without. by twistedLucidity (Fri 18th Dec 2020 9:21pm)
  • Had neighbours that used to what I thought was really loud music. After a while I realised their music wasn't *that* loud but a quirk of acoustics seemed to focus their racket I to my bedroom. Then they moved out (or got raided) and it was all peace and quiet. If your can figure out where it's coming from you could tap their door and ask nicely. They may not be aware I wasn't until a direct neighbour mentioned they could hear my room mate play "Ultimate Shogun War" or whatever, After that I made sure the speaker were cranked w-a-y down. by twistedLucidity (Fri 18th Dec 2020 11:10pm)
  • Is it not covered in parked cars? by twistedLucidity (Sat 19th Dec 2020 3:01pm)
  • Nice. Always was when I lived there. Especially outside "What the Fudge". by twistedLucidity (Sat 19th Dec 2020 5:37pm)
  • Where in the city? My teeth (or what remains of them) are an utter mess and I've been going to [Shawlands Dental Care](shawlandsdentalcare.co.uk/) as a private patient. Their prices are reasonable for the services they offer and they do have a monthly plan you can join to help with costs. The staff are great and I was never in any discomfort despite need for root canals, crowns and various other rebuilds/repairs. Implants are next in the list and I have every faith they'll do a good job. by twistedLucidity (Sun 20th Dec 2020 8:21am)
  • Ah right, I don't follow football. Genuinely surprised it's happening at all. by twistedLucidity (Sun 20th Dec 2020 2:22pm)
  • Nah, deffo seen cars parked all the time there. Maybe they've installed some new stuff to block them? Not been that way in a hell of an age. by twistedLucidity (Sun 20th Dec 2020 5:45pm)
  • Global. *Fucking.* Pandemic? by twistedLucidity (Sun 20th Dec 2020 10:13pm)
  • It'll vary, but I'm bracing for about £2-3k all in. by twistedLucidity (Mon 21st Dec 2020 6:37am)
  • You'll be lucky to find a lighter, best get rubbing them sticks together. by twistedLucidity (Mon 21st Dec 2020 9:04am)
  • Eh? Not stopped working since this started. by twistedLucidity (Mon 21st Dec 2020 9:55am)
  • I feel fine. by twistedLucidity (Mon 21st Dec 2020 10:03pm)
  • Tried to send a last bit of mail yesterday. Letters to Germany refused due to the border closures, parcel to Spain still accepted though. I wonder when it will arrive, January 2023? I would have posted it earlier, but the courier's kept "losing" the packages and I had to get replacements sent. by twistedLucidity (Tue 22nd Dec 2020 7:13am)
  • DELETED Why are you using Google hide a BBC link? Please learn how to Internet. Begin with "Cyberpipes for Dummies: L-Plates on Web 2.0" by twistedLucidity (Tue 22nd Dec 2020 11:46pm)
  • DELETED I am on mobile, I missed a "to" but the meaning is still clear (English is flexible that way). Please learn how [to] Cybertube. by twistedLucidity (Tue 22nd Dec 2020 11:57pm)
  • Boris Broadcasting Cronies at their best! For the avoidance of doubt, she was silly to forget. But, she corrected and apologised. Potential hazard but low risk. by twistedLucidity (Wed 23rd Dec 2020 12:03am)
  • How deflected you are, miss main critique you do. Philosophical generosity learn to apply, you must. by twistedLucidity (Wed 23rd Dec 2020 12:06am)
  • If you find a card, call the number of the back to report it lost and then destroy it. The bank will contact the account holder. by twistedLucidity (Wed 23rd Dec 2020 1:49pm)
  • Brexit deal getting done, wonder how hard Boris has fucked us all? Still, better than No Deal I guess. Brexit...load of fucking bollocks. Christmas Eve and a day off tomorrow for many. It's been a shit year with the differing governments failing to get a grip one way or another. The start of 2021 doesn't look like it will be any better but at least the vaccines are slowly, slowly beginning to flow. Have as great a Christmas as possible and a happy New Year. by twistedLucidity (Thu 24th Dec 2020 7:43am)
  • Lights, reflective clothing, stick to lit areas, heavy socks and shoes with a decent sole. Ice grips too if there has been rain/ice or snow. Trail shoes can help with grip, but I find them really hard on my hips on tarmac etc. by twistedLucidity (Thu 24th Dec 2020 10:32am)
  • [Made me think of this](https://i.imgur.com/dyrYRht.jpg) by twistedLucidity (Thu 24th Dec 2020 10:39am)
  • Never noticed an issue in them TBH. I use basic Adidas Boost things on the streets, Salomon GTX Speedcross in the trails (I hate cold, wet feet). by twistedLucidity (Thu 24th Dec 2020 2:52pm)
  • German via partner. Our Christmas Eve is effectively their Christmas Day. by twistedLucidity (Thu 24th Dec 2020 10:04pm)
  • As someone who used to work for "Pizza Hut", don't go there. Southside, "Curious Liquids" or "Oro" are probably the best pizza. I think there's some place on Vicky Road too, but name escapes me just now. "Stefano's" is good too, but I dunno about veggie. As for veggie, Indian is often a good shout and the "Indian on Skirving Street" is all kinds of awesome. by twistedLucidity (Fri 25th Dec 2020 7:19pm)
  • DELETED > This week my salary has been donated by my company, which they will write it off against tax and the use the collected sum in future advertising. > So what should really have been a generous gift of charity is actually a coldly calculated a d for profit financial maneuver. by twistedLucidity (Fri 25th Dec 2020 7:38pm)
  • I will confess to bring a deeply cynical person. However.... If someone wants you to know they did a thing then you knowing is more important to them then whatever the thing was. If someone is truly passionate about a thing, they tend to be busy doing that thing and not promoting it. That is my experience anyway. And if gets amplified with for-profit companies for who perception is more important than reality. I donate to charities every month and I don't see the need to broadcast it, other than this comment because it happens to be in context. by twistedLucidity (Fri 25th Dec 2020 8:10pm)
  • GCC recycling is (with apologies) garbage. They have decided to do as little as possible and then gone out of their way to make a bad job of it. by twistedLucidity (Sat 26th Dec 2020 9:33pm)
  • Don't fuck around with a PSU. Call round, perhaps a repair shop is open? by twistedLucidity (Sun 27th Dec 2020 9:24pm)
  • Call the number on the back, report it as lost, destroy it. by twistedLucidity (Mon 28th Dec 2020 5:53pm)
  • Aye, just a light dusting. I guess it'll be gone soon enough. by twistedLucidity (Tue 29th Dec 2020 8:33am)
  • Would love to drive somewhere so our Husky could get some proper snow but Tier 4 and all that. by twistedLucidity (Tue 29th Dec 2020 8:43am)
  • We "made do" with a walk in the park. I'm not a covidiot or 5G conspiratard; sticking to the rules. by twistedLucidity (Tue 29th Dec 2020 12:09pm)
  • Needs the word "clatty" added, maybe that's shame a few of litterbugs into using a bin! by twistedLucidity (Tue 29th Dec 2020 2:26pm)
  • Yes, this is normal now. It's why our COVID numbers are so bad. by twistedLucidity (Wed 30th Dec 2020 8:27am)
  • I vote for both. SNP constituency, S.Greens list. by twistedLucidity (Wed 30th Dec 2020 7:02pm)
  • Linen, Kilmurray's, James Tassie, Finlay's, Stag and Thistle, Brodie's. We just don't have the road/pavement layout to allow for much al fresco action. Nor the weather. by twistedLucidity (Wed 30th Dec 2020 9:01pm)
  • Yay! 2021! And the first thing I see is a message from a Reddit user, it's death threat. Nice. Guess 2021 learnt a few tricks from 2020. Be safe, everyone. by twistedLucidity (Fri 1st Jan 2021 1:12am)
  • Aye, the personal touch. by twistedLucidity (Fri 1st Jan 2021 8:04am)
  • Absolute stunner of a day. Linn park was treacherously icing in places! by twistedLucidity (Fri 1st Jan 2021 1:59pm)
  • eBay is an obvious choice. Not sure if anywhere does refurbishing/reselling of parts. by twistedLucidity (Fri 1st Jan 2021 4:17pm)
  • Another corker of a day, and I'll be spending most of it in the dark with insulation chores. :-( by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Jan 2021 10:12am)
  • Generally children are separated from adults for three reasons: 1. Child protection; 1. Attention span; and 1. Physical limitations. For the last, certain techniques are banned for children and if an adult were to land on a kid...that's bad! There are sometimes exceptions (e.g. bigger event) but often the kids will remain in a sectioned area for their own safety. All that said, I have been on the mats with kids, just not as young as 5. There's at least one kids Taekwondo club in the east end, the Griphouse did have a few juniors at one time (not sure on age), there's a few Aikido clubs that had a kids section (but I think that started at 8). Any martial arts class for kids that young is going be more of a games/play thing, rather than standing there and doing drills until your arms pop off; so I wouldn't stress too much about _which_ one you can get. Just ask about insurance, child protection, governing body affiliation etc. by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Jan 2021 12:03pm)
  • I don't know anywhere that big. _Maybe_ the Grip? by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Jan 2021 12:17pm)
  • Wait, so they win a celebrate by trying to burn Ibrox down. What? by twistedLucidity (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 12:00am)
  • Vets now. If you had the presence of mind, hope you grabbed some stuff. Could the "we pink pellets" have been suet for the birds? Either way, vets ASAP and I hope your dog is OK. by twistedLucidity (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 3:43pm)
  • Have they considered simply not being a fud of epic proportions? by twistedLucidity (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 3:46pm)
  • Aye, rained last night. Going to be as slick as all balls. by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Jan 2021 7:42am)
  • You've no seen the news about the South African variant then? by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Jan 2021 7:41am)
  • How far out of your comfort zone do you want to push yourself? Glasgow is awesome, plenty of culture etc but it is English speaking, in a country with more than a passing resemblance to vast tracts of Canada and culturally quite close too. Paris isn't and definitely will push your boundaries a bit more. I am not going to argue about which is better, as I don't think this question is about that. One thing to keep in mind though, as the pandemic rumbles on you may not get to see much of anywhere save for the inside of your own room. by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Jan 2021 8:12am)
  • Got YakTrax at home, really good they are but not cheap. Bought some cheap crap things with "spikes" as the YakTrax would have been terrible for running. Tried them on the morning dog walk (the Husky decked it just getting out the door). Worked but felt like balancing on something rather than having true grip. They should work but once they die, they're being replaced with the YakTrax running things which I was too cheap to buy this time. by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Jan 2021 1:37pm)
  • It could be a sign of subsidence (that should be in the home report), it could be just a shit plaster job (possible, given the state of the close) or blown plaster. You won't know for sure until someone professional takes a look. Costs? Anything from a few hundred to rectify the plaster to many (tens of?) thousands to rectify the failure of a load-bearing wall. I'd go back through the home report again with a fine tooth comb and if you still have questions, call the surveyor. Also, have your solicitor query the seller. Actually, what did your solicitor say about it? by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Jan 2021 1:56pm)
  • You can submit pending whatever terms you like. You solicitor will advise what is needed. Personally I'd have avoided the closing date, they're a bit of a ruse by estate agents. Better IMHO to make a solid, time-limited offer with the stipulation that the property is taken off the market immediately. This can work really well if you have a mortgage (or cash) ready and no chain. In your case there is the bugling wall issue. I'd suggest visiting again and speaking to neighbours, but COVID. Can you call the factors and ask them? by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Jan 2021 2:09pm)
  • You'd have to speak to a surveyor to know for sure what is needed but before that you really need to speak with your solicitor. Probably tomorrow, I assume they are closed today. by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Jan 2021 2:19pm)
  • [We know](https://redd.it/kq9g7l). by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Jan 2021 2:34pm)
  • What skills do you have? IT is pretty big in Glasgow. by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Jan 2021 2:31pm)
  • I saw quite a few negative reviews of the YakTrax running ones, all around the heel plate failing. Going to give these a proper go later, although the ice now seems to be melting. by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Jan 2021 3:06pm)
  • Not where I live. Spikes again and deffo spikes in the park! by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Jan 2021 10:37am)
  • Spikes. You can get cheap shit for about £5 that'll do the job, or YakTrax for around £25. They both work best of solid ice can can wear out quickly on non-iced tarmac. Ideally walk to a park and do a few laps on grass, perhaps switching to paths you have seen are clear. Trail shoes can also help but £££ and if on tarmac for too long I find they are brutal on my hips. by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Jan 2021 10:41am)
  • Given that golf is just a walk in the outdoors interspersed with periods of frustration, seems like it is one of the better sports to keep going. by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Jan 2021 11:07am)
  • Some people may live close to the course. Exercise (and golf does count) is important. Obviously people should be sticking to distancing, masks, hand washing etc etc. by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Jan 2021 11:33am)
  • The wee dip over the hill from the house that regularly floods. Kinda round the back of the Burrell. by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Jan 2021 5:48pm)
  • Nah it was busy all right. I stuck to the forest track. by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Jan 2021 5:47pm)
  • I'd buy in Strathbungo/Govanhill. by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Jan 2021 9:13pm)
  • Aye, it's fucking push. But not to worry, when you do manage to put the correct bin out, GCC will fail to collect it anyway! by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Jan 2021 9:34pm)
  • You have one bin. Lucky you. We have four. Whilst it not impossible to work it out, it is incredibly badly laid out and the previous one was much better. by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Jan 2021 9:35pm)
  • I drive past that way sometimes, it's OK but maybe not the beside area of Pollokshields. I'd rather live in Govanhill, but then I have lived there before and across Vicky Road in Strathbungo so am.more familiar with the.... Idiosyncrasies. by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Jan 2021 9:48pm)
  • Yeah, the monthly is fine. by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Jan 2021 10:03pm)
  • Got a reminder on me phone to go check the calendar and out the correct one out. If I could be bothered I could probably add a bunch of reminders and rules to be more specific. What always catches me out is piblic holidays because I don't get them. Hmm...wonder if I could jiggle the CSS a bit before printing? That might work. by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Jan 2021 10:02pm)
  • That could be more a function of your browser or operating system. You should be able scale as you see fit. by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Jan 2021 10:10pm)
  • I meant scale to the size of paper just prior to printing. by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Jan 2021 10:22pm)
  • Talk to them first. Have you discussed the problem? If the alarm doesn't wake them, would the vibrations from below the pillow work? An alarm with a bright light? Failing that, open their door, and ram the phone up their arse. Or just throw a glass of water on their face. by twistedLucidity (Wed 6th Jan 2021 8:06am)
  • What's the pavement update? Clear or strips of slick death? by twistedLucidity (Wed 6th Jan 2021 8:10am)
  • Grand. Spikes again for the dog walk. by twistedLucidity (Wed 6th Jan 2021 8:16am)
  • Have you reported it? What does it say? Also, given there's a global pandemic, may take them a wee bitty longer than normal to get a crew together to cover it up. by twistedLucidity (Wed 6th Jan 2021 8:57am)
  • So it's in hand then? OK. by twistedLucidity (Wed 6th Jan 2021 9:07am)
  • * Alas poor Johnny, * His face we'll see no more. * For what he thought was H2O, * Was H2SO4. Hope they find the dickheads responsible and drop them into the barrels. by twistedLucidity (Wed 6th Jan 2021 12:29pm)
  • I know, but I don't know a rhyme for HCl. by twistedLucidity (Wed 6th Jan 2021 1:21pm)
  • Pull-on spikes. Loads to choose from. £5-£25+. by twistedLucidity (Wed 6th Jan 2021 1:31pm)
  • Ben, should have used an Amazon referral link I guess. by twistedLucidity (Wed 6th Jan 2021 2:19pm)
  • "Eye" doesn't rhymes with "aitch see ell". Maybe something to do with smell? by twistedLucidity (Wed 6th Jan 2021 4:19pm)
  • There's the [Sir John Maxwell School](https://osmand.net/go?lat=55.82503&lon=-4.2971888&z=18) which, given how that area is being developed, looks like it could make nice flats like the old school at [Speak/Tulloch Street](https://osmand.net/go?lat=55.818897&lon=-4.2619805&z=18) (recently finished and looks great from the outside). by twistedLucidity (Wed 6th Jan 2021 7:54pm)
  • You can't. Well, not yet. Look into getting UK citizenship. by twistedLucidity (Thu 7th Jan 2021 9:49am)
  • Naw, warmer than the past few days. by twistedLucidity (Thu 7th Jan 2021 9:50am)
  • > HI FELLOW SCOTCH! > > My aunt's college roomate once saw a picture of Nessie and I just feel so Scotch! I wear my kilt everyday (the utility pockets are super-useful) and can't wait to live in my homeland. > > I've quit my job (I'm a shop bag packer and trolley wrangler, yee-ha!) and booked a flight for next week. Where is the best whiskey bar? My surname is Fuckwitz, which clan is that? What else do I need to know? by twistedLucidity (Fri 8th Jan 2021 8:53am)
  • Probably the battery in the controller. Alarms tend to freak out when the battery goes duff. We had this problem a while back and (of course) it waited until we'd gone away for two weeks before it started. I suggest they pop the panel and replace the battery. It's pretty easy. by twistedLucidity (Fri 8th Jan 2021 12:29pm)
  • Oh wow, is that what we walked past earlier with the dogs? Saw two vans, a few police at a close door and the most detective looking person in Glasgow desperately trying not to look like a detective. I would have assumed it was a domestic, but couldn't work out why a detective would be there. No evidence of an explosion, which I would have thought would have involved fire brigade or bomb squad. by twistedLucidity (Fri 8th Jan 2021 9:30pm)
  • -4°C. Bracing! Just wear the correct clothing. Craghoppers do thermally lined hiking trousers for cheap. A good buy. Or a cheap base layer from Lidl, they have them in stock just now. by twistedLucidity (Sat 9th Jan 2021 9:32am)
  • Not really, drive to the conditions. In this shot, slowly and carefully! by twistedLucidity (Sat 9th Jan 2021 9:35am)
  • I get it. There's no bin nearby in that section of park. Know what you do then? Carry it until you get to a bin or arrive home. We can all bemoan how poor GCC are in pricing bins and emptying the few they do set out, but isn't an excuse to leave your (literal) shit at your arse. Luckily I had a spare bag with me for wet dog leads, so I was able to grab most of it (some of it was frozen solidly I to place) and get it to a bin. Also a few beer bottles I found later on. I think I'll do that from now on. Have a bag about my person to collect rubbish because it's clear that far too many Glaswegians do t know how bins work or simply have not respect for their neighbours or city. by twistedLucidity (Sat 9th Jan 2021 11:25am)
  • Sweet, thanks! by twistedLucidity (Sat 9th Jan 2021 11:54am)
  • Good on you! Hopefully a few people doing it encourages others to do likewise. A mate has a litter-picker; might get one myself, it'll certainly get used! by twistedLucidity (Sat 9th Jan 2021 11:59am)
  • The deposit should be in a deposit scheme. If not, things are about to get very bad. For them. The **only** reason someone should be entering without your prior consent is if it's an emergency. Good luckn by twistedLucidity (Sun 17th Jan 2021 8:12pm)
  • 6l (10.56 ponts) @£35.99. £3.40 for a pint of Stella? Crikey. by twistedLucidity (Tue 19th Jan 2021 7:01am)
  • £2.24 is still helluva lot for beer that is usually heavily discounted in supermarkets (or otherwise cheap, cuz Scotland). Think I'll stick to the homebrew and run the gauntlet of "Drinkable, or rank vomit?" by twistedLucidity (Tue 19th Jan 2021 2:03pm)
  • A bit damp around the Southside, nothing to get excited about. by twistedLucidity (Tue 19th Jan 2021 7:25pm)
  • Looks a bit soft and pale. I suspect an owner feeding a lower quality food with a high grain content. No splashes of colour, so not "In a rich gravy" food or o e with highly coloured bits in it. Looks to be long white/blonde hairs on it, so something with a fully arse. Possibly inadequately groomed. Hope that helps! by twistedLucidity (Tue 19th Jan 2021 10:17pm)
  • Grey, wet and miserable. Wish Glasgow got more snow. by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Jan 2021 9:36am)
  • Shame he can't be charged with something for spreading such disinformation. There again, if he could the editors of the Scum, Daily Heil etc would have been banged-up long ago. by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Jan 2021 1:24pm)
  • You can see the lat/long in the bottom left. by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Jan 2021 1:23pm)
  • Those flats aren't actually flat, they are things that stick up out of the ground in what are known as a "building". Some of these buildings can be quite tall. Hope this helps. by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Jan 2021 1:22pm)
  • As others have said, lift the cover but unless the phone has a decent level of water resistance, it's buggered. by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Jan 2021 6:59pm)
  • Tried this lot https://www.mbe.co.uk/? There's in Glasgow. Not sure if they offer faxing or if they're even open, but they do claim to be a "business hub". There's many online fax services, but all the ones I've seen want a monthly plan..bound to be one that will allow for a one-shot send though. Quite a few all-in-one printers have a fax function, although it is rarely used. Do you have one or can you get a mate to do it for you? Maybe email them documents or something? (Does depend on the nature of the documents.) If totally desperate, buy a cheap fax device and pay for next day delivery? by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Jan 2021 8:00am)
  • Aye. It's "polite" to let them.knownin advance, but the DD is under your control. Your membership will terminate when they have notification of the cancellation and your current payment runs out. by twistedLucidity (Sat 23rd Jan 2021 12:27pm)
  • Check the seals. New strips form the likes of Screwfix are cheap and simple to apply. If you can pop the reveals, you could maybe put expanding foam around the frame. Be careful with the foam, if you are too liberal it can literally push the windows out. by twistedLucidity (Sat 23rd Jan 2021 12:30pm)
  • Rubbish. That's trash talk. by twistedLucidity (Sat 23rd Jan 2021 10:44pm)
  • Recently it's been OK, but a few months ago I've had to regularly kick GCC shins for them to do their job. Yes, COVID but that an excuse that only works for competent organisations. by twistedLucidity (Sat 23rd Jan 2021 10:44pm)
  • Not when I went past. by twistedLucidity (Sun 24th Jan 2021 9:01am)
  • Another view for Motatune. by twistedLucidity (Sun 24th Jan 2021 5:56pm)
  • Pretty much the same. by twistedLucidity (Mon 25th Jan 2021 8:53am)
  • There's a few exceptions on location (Riverford Road springs to mind, as do the other new developments near Pollok Park) but that M77/Silverburn one always puzzled me; who the hell would want to live there? It's clearly based on the USAian model of driving *everywhere* and you can be sure it'll be a slew of cul de sacs with no pedestrian/cycling cut-throughs, so alternative transport will be a PITA. Also, now home-working is a general thing, you're stuck in the ass-end of nowhere with the biggest excitement being the mall. There's a point, hope they pre-plumbed FTTP. by twistedLucidity (Mon 25th Jan 2021 8:58am)
  • 1. Top off the screenwash with cleaner; 1. New blades. by twistedLucidity (Mon 25th Jan 2021 9:03am)
  • Push the data the other way (ssh you@old-server "rsync -azP /stuff you@new-server:/destination") or try an SSH reverse proxy. Pump the connections over port 53, 80 or 443 if you need to. Actually, repeatedly hitting it with rsync should _eventually_ get everything. Making it hard to access yourt stuff is shitty behaviour. by twistedLucidity (Mon 25th Jan 2021 9:02am)
  • The flats look OK from the outside, can't speak to quality. Auldhouse is still a fair old walk down Barrhead Road. There's Thornliebank too I guess. by twistedLucidity (Mon 25th Jan 2021 9:29am)
  • Drive? Most things are within a 15 minute _walk_! by twistedLucidity (Mon 25th Jan 2021 9:25am)
  • Loads of places are listed, or in a conservation area, and people plonk uPVC in and oftentimes nothing happens. _But_ when you come to sell the buyer may kick up a stink or a neighbour might complain to the council and you will have to rectify. If you want to be above board, speak with the council. They can advise on what you can do (e.g. wood, composite etc). They can also advise if you can do just your or if the block needs done at once. You should probably then speak with your factor (assuming they are competent) and see what they say about doing the block (if the council require that), scaffolding, access etc. You can get double glazed sashed units in a wooden frame. But they will not be cheap although various grants are available. Cite: use to live in a Grade B listed building with wooden (double-glazed!) windows. by twistedLucidity (Mon 25th Jan 2021 7:36pm)
  • The state of the pavements? Whut? If it's ice you're on about, just get a cheap pair of pull-on spikes. Done. Trail shoes also have a surprising amount of grip on ice. As for a park, literally *any* park will suffice. Run laps if you have to. by twistedLucidity (Mon 25th Jan 2021 10:13pm)
  • Spill the beans, Gizzi's, Strange Brew, Kilmurray's, Toro. All Southside, all open. If the Transylvanian Cafe is still open, they do a nice coffee. Their cabbage pasty things are awesome. by twistedLucidity (Mon 25th Jan 2021 10:17pm)
  • 1. I used to work near Central. It's great if you like noise, pollution and junkies. 1. Even in the before time's we had to call ambulances because yet another junkie had overdosed. 1. If you like the West End and want a similar vibe without the price, the the Southside. I her parts of the Eastend are decent too. 1. Of course, everywhere is shit at the mo. by twistedLucidity (Tue 26th Jan 2021 11:04pm)
  • This is what you pay a surveyor for. Yes, the seller does a home report but screw that; if you see anything suspect, you instruct your own. You also do land & mine checks. Your solicitor should also check with the factors for any ongoing issues etc. *Most* tenements will have moved a bit and had repairs. If done right, they will be find and probably better than a new build. The state of the close is a good indicator of how much the residents care and how competent the factor is. by twistedLucidity (Thu 28th Jan 2021 8:26pm)
  • Judging by the traffic, yes. by twistedLucidity (Sat 30th Jan 2021 11:31am)
  • The biggest barrier to recycling is **how little** GCC accept. by twistedLucidity (Sat 30th Jan 2021 12:44pm)
  • England (well, Broxtowe certainly could) can recycle them without issue. It's simply a lack of will on the part of GCC. by twistedLucidity (Sat 30th Jan 2021 12:45pm)
  • Came across [this list](https://propertydata.co.uk/council-tax) of council tax rates. Seems Glasgow could be worse. Not that GCC seem to actually do anything with what they collect these days. by twistedLucidity (Mon 1st Feb 2021 7:11am)
  • Got enough gas already. *Parp* by twistedLucidity (Mon 1st Feb 2021 9:32am)
  • Yes, of course. Loads of information on gov.uk but it's not easy. Also try r/iwantout by twistedLucidity (Mon 1st Feb 2021 9:57pm)
  • Are you in a flat? Check the deeds or with your factor. Some structutal modfications require consent, others not. In your own house? Have at it (unless you need to change the roofline or similar). Disclaimer: not an expert, but have been through planning applications a couple of times. by twistedLucidity (Tue 2nd Feb 2021 3:12pm)
  • Lucky bugger. Can I run some Cat6 to your gaff? by twistedLucidity (Tue 2nd Feb 2021 3:15pm)
  • IME as an (ex-)landlord: * Best: Western Lettings. Clear and timely communication between myself and the tenant (which I think kept us both happy). Any problems were sorted within good time. No complaints at all. * Worst: Goodearl Property. All I will say is "Negative in the dimension of customer service" and leave it there. by twistedLucidity (Tue 2nd Feb 2021 3:15pm)
  • Boiler? They did nothing, your landlord did it all. You're lucky your landlord gave a crap. Trust me on that one. by twistedLucidity (Tue 2nd Feb 2021 4:20pm)
  • Sporting the "Corona cut" again. Think that'll be the norm from now on. Not like I have to look at it! by twistedLucidity (Wed 3rd Feb 2021 7:17am)
  • Every delivery I've recently, the driver has taken a picture. Did Parcelforce not take one of it at the door? by twistedLucidity (Wed 3rd Feb 2021 12:49pm)
  • If she denies it, it's theft and a police matter. by twistedLucidity (Wed 3rd Feb 2021 12:51pm)
  • Arr Jim lad, there always be a way across the high seas! by twistedLucidity (Wed 3rd Feb 2021 12:59pm)
  • Parcelfarce really are a shower of fannies. by twistedLucidity (Wed 3rd Feb 2021 12:58pm)
  • And increased _what_ could go into the blue bin. The small number of items GCC accepts is utterly pathetic. by twistedLucidity (Fri 5th Feb 2021 3:54pm)
  • Pizza boxes I get, they're contaminated and would ruin the quality of the entire batch. The boxes should be compostable though. by twistedLucidity (Sat 6th Feb 2021 8:14am)
  • Morning dog walk will be to one of the fishmongers. Hopefully be can grab a bargain what with all that fish that can be sold to the EU. Thanks, Jimmy Buchan! (You fud.) by twistedLucidity (Sat 6th Feb 2021 9:01am)
  • GCC are so concerned that after 2-3 years of "working with partners" they have done the square root of fuck all. Pathetic. by twistedLucidity (Sat 6th Feb 2021 3:09pm)
  • Take away won't be using free range and it's come slathered in so much colourant that it'll glow like the Richmond Burn. by twistedLucidity (Sat 6th Feb 2021 3:14pm)
  • Organic can away and shite, but free range is a must. Also, everyone goes for breast and that pushes the price up. Of for thighs and you'll get a bargain with more flavour. by twistedLucidity (Sat 6th Feb 2021 3:12pm)
  • Transylvania Cafe, Vicky Road. Kilmurray's, Kilmarnock Road. by twistedLucidity (Sat 6th Feb 2021 8:01pm)
  • Do you know *for a fact* that a Master's will help you land a job? I mean, it will if you want to pursue research/academia but in the real world...not sure it will TBH. by twistedLucidity (Sun 7th Feb 2021 10:02am)
  • Your boss is messaging your personal mobile on a Sunday evening? Yeesh. by twistedLucidity (Mon 8th Feb 2021 8:23am)
  • I am sure _any_ surveyor could do it. I've used Barr Brady in the past for home reports, seemed decent enough. Although, isn't this something you could largely do yourself? by twistedLucidity (Mon 8th Feb 2021 8:21am)
  • I have never bought a new build, but if you have concerns I think you should have had the surveyor going out at various points during construction. A lot of new builds are poorly put together and problems often hidden. You could do worse than call Barr Brady (or any other reputable company). They'll advise on the best way forwards. by twistedLucidity (Mon 8th Feb 2021 11:30am)
  • Fuck the Sun. https://twitter.com/fatboybeans/status/1358916681817591809?s=20 by twistedLucidity (Tue 9th Feb 2021 10:29pm)
  • Uh.....ok? You've clearly never lived through one of the Arctic/Easterly winters. This is barely 3-4cm (well, where I am anyway). by twistedLucidity (Tue 9th Feb 2021 10:27pm)
  • Did they hit a [repost](https://redd.it/lgbgin)? by twistedLucidity (Tue 9th Feb 2021 10:30pm)
  • It goes by URL, so can miss the same media hosted on different sites. Wouldn't worry too much. Still as funny. Like the time my mate got his top of the lien Merc stuck in a field and out shitty Astra just drove out. by twistedLucidity (Tue 9th Feb 2021 10:49pm)
  • It had a button for everything (including how high the boot would raise) except for "I'm in a muddy field, tone the engine down". by twistedLucidity (Wed 10th Feb 2021 12:11am)
  • I'm already at work in the office, you lazy bastards. * For "office" read "junk room". * For "work" read "pondering third coffee and waiting for the PC to get its shit together". * For "lazy bastards" read "I'm jealous". by twistedLucidity (Wed 10th Feb 2021 8:51am)
  • I work in IT. I need to keep the blood in my caffeine stream at low enough levels to function. by twistedLucidity (Wed 10th Feb 2021 10:17am)
  • Usually help to include some actual text. Is that Twitter picture _actually_ a foodbank queue in Glasgow? I dunno. Not been in the city centre for about a year. Any city centre residents about who can comment on the picture's veracity? Seems like it's [not](https://twitter.com/JSkeaping/status/1359454931850309633?s=20) a foobank queue. by twistedLucidity (Wed 10th Feb 2021 1:57pm)
  • It'll be the same in most parks. People are disgusting. by twistedLucidity (Wed 10th Feb 2021 2:03pm)
  • Feeding the homeless maybe? Or does one need to qualify for a foodbank in some way and the charity will give it to anyone? Or are they the same and I assumed they're different. I dunno TBH. by twistedLucidity (Wed 10th Feb 2021 3:01pm)
  • Perfectly fine. Trail shoes will help, just try to stick to snow or even the road. You can get pull-on spikes for cheap or splurge on YakTrax. Just be aware of where your feet are going and keep your centre of balance fairly neutral (i.e. centred). by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Feb 2021 7:49pm)
  • Runs are fine. Just have the right equipment strapped to your feet. by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Feb 2021 7:46pm)
  • Whilst a 15 year old should be able to take some responsibility, looking after two other kids who have also been locked up for 4 months seems rather off. If may seem like being a snitch, but it might be time to call Social Services. This is a shot situation for everyone but kids not being outside for *months* is simply wrong and goodness knows what future problems it could bring. by twistedLucidity (Fri 12th Feb 2021 8:22pm)
  • My Sky bill is £0. I can get you on the same deal if you want? by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Feb 2021 11:07am)
  • I was being facetious, I don't use Sky hence my bill with them is £0. To have a low bill, you work out what you need and shop around. Bear in mind that you often get what you pay for in terms of service. Virgin have some good deals, but how that works out for you with TV (which I don't take), I dunno. Vodafone's 4/5G offering is pretty decent too, although you may suffer high latency (if that matters to you). by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Feb 2021 11:13am)
  • Newton was an alchemist. Experts outside their own field can be as dim as anyone else. by twistedLucidity (Sun 14th Feb 2021 9:19am)
  • It's not the only place it's happening. I think GCC have basically given up. I hope you sent this picture to your councillors (assuming you live there), demanding to know what they're going to do about it. by twistedLucidity (Mon 15th Feb 2021 11:20pm)
  • #*PANCAKES!* That is all. by twistedLucidity (Tue 16th Feb 2021 6:59am)
  • I dislike needles too. Just make sure to tell them well in advance of the issue. I find looking away and trying to look at a picture or talking about anything unrelated to what is happening helps. Finger pricks are _the worst_ though, they can acutally hurt (all them nerve endings). Proper injections rarely do and you'll be getting them from someone who has done N thousand; so they could probably do it with their eyes closed. Top-tip: you close your eyes, not them. by twistedLucidity (Tue 16th Feb 2021 11:16am)
  • To add to what others have said (get involved in F/OSS, chuck up a few personal projects on to GitLab or whatever...) also do the meet ups and other tech groups. They usually have online gatherings and whilst it is harder to network just now, still doable. Learn source control (branches, merges, patches, tests, comments, coding standards, CI, CD etc). After you've done that, learn it again because I can guarantee you were wrong the first time. Good source control has saved manys a project from being able to trace a problem back, to recover something or to prove compliance etc. One bit of advice; if you can't run an automated test against it, then it is wrong. Go and do it again. Unless it's an edge case (these do happen). Disclaimer: I'm old and grumpy, I remember this when it was all green screens and Usenet. by twistedLucidity (Tue 16th Feb 2021 8:10pm)
  • Rather interesting little project. Love the Transylvania shoo. It was a great place to walk through Queens Park with the dogs to grab a coffee and head home. Bit of a bugger that one of the dogs now has arthritis and can't walk that far. Wonder if they'll cover the new supermarket in Shawlands? by twistedLucidity (Tue 16th Feb 2021 8:55pm)
  • Nag, that's more like a broth or a soup. These are little pastries with a cabbage and mushroom filling. by twistedLucidity (Tue 16th Feb 2021 9:13pm)
  • Get there early-ish on a Saturday and grab a cabbage pastry thing (I forget the name). They're great! by twistedLucidity (Tue 16th Feb 2021 9:10pm)
  • Nope, that's more like a Polish ravioli. Bloody lovely too. by twistedLucidity (Tue 16th Feb 2021 11:35pm)
  • I'd like to see us voted "Cleanest City". We've got a hell of a long way to go though. by twistedLucidity (Thu 18th Feb 2021 7:52pm)
  • In order of increasing distance.... Bobas, Jolandy's, Spill the Beans (Skirving Street), Cafe Strange Brew, Gizzi's, Dnisi's, Kilmurray's. by twistedLucidity (Fri 19th Feb 2021 7:26am)
  • If you are losing to motivation to do free weights or yoga etc at home and going for a run is just too much of a drag in the rain, you could give your body a break and exercise your mind. There's **heaps** of free courses online so you can dip in and out of almost anything until you find something you like. Learn a language (human or computer), gain a skill, try new recipes and so on and so on. Get a starter kit and homebrew (beer, wine, kombucha whatever). by twistedLucidity (Sun 21st Feb 2021 8:34pm)
  • Genuinely concerned the Trumpian Turd will make the same mistakes as last year by opening up too quick (plus EOtHO etc) and we'll have to lockdown again over autumn/winter. by twistedLucidity (Mon 22nd Feb 2021 7:20am)
  • Correct. I would have expected all school staff to be reclassified as keyworkers and rapidly vaccinated. But what do I know? I guess though, the kids go home and five it to their parents who then spread it around their workplace. So maybe vaccinating school staff would make much of a difference at a population level? by twistedLucidity (Mon 22nd Feb 2021 7:59am)
  • I wonder what it Isle of Man thinks of it. They're not even in the UK! Whole thing is just a dead cat anyway. If we have that amount of money to spunk, we could spunk it addressing immediate and serious problems within the UK. But that doesn't give the same opportunity for shovelling money at your chumblies. by twistedLucidity (Mon 22nd Feb 2021 8:09am)
  • I have very little faith in the Bullah Buffoon. by twistedLucidity (Mon 22nd Feb 2021 8:07am)
  • This is something I've always wanted to learn but never had the opportunity. If I start I'll be easy to spot. I'll be the old fart in all pads/guard with a helmet and a cushion tied around me arse! by twistedLucidity (Mon 22nd Feb 2021 10:45am)
  • "Best" by what metric? The maximum speed you can possibly receive is determined by the OpenReach lines; all providers using those lines will be about the same for speed. For service, Zen and Andrews & Arnold. Bear in mind you get what you pay for here. But their speeds are limited as per above. If you predicted line speeds are too slow, check what Vodafone can provide over 4/5G. 150/50 is possible, but keep in mind you may have increased latency. Cheapest? Probably TalkTalk or someone but if you are relying on this for work, you should maybe reconsider this choice. by twistedLucidity (Tue 23rd Feb 2021 6:25pm)
  • I know, but they've already said they can't get VM or Hyperopic and so I assume they've checked the other providers as well. by twistedLucidity (Tue 23rd Feb 2021 9:35pm)
  • A Renfrewshire to Kendal Speedtest? Seems a bit odd. As soon as they run fibre through here, I am jumping off VM. BT/OpenReach are a waste of time, max they can get to me is 11Mbps, hence why I am with VM. https://www.speedtest.net/result/c/21777a2a-e828-432f-bfe7-682b564e661b by twistedLucidity (Tue 23rd Feb 2021 11:51pm)
  • Top stuff. This is something I've been thinking about as well. Only issue is, where to dispose of all the picked litter? Drive it to the dump? by twistedLucidity (Fri 26th Feb 2021 11:53am)
  • Two years of retirement and then tatty bread? No thanks. by twistedLucidity (Fri 26th Feb 2021 5:23pm)
  • The council won't (well, can't) do anything without raising more tax to cover the costs. We have two choices; 1. Pay more; or 1. Do more. 1. Hmm...possibly both. by twistedLucidity (Sun 28th Feb 2021 7:08pm)
  • Already posted: https://redd.it/lsuewd by twistedLucidity (Sun 28th Feb 2021 7:07pm)
  • Part that, part we started sticking the boot into the grubby shites who drop it in the first place. Caught dropping litter? No fine, you get made to pick up for a couple of weekends; that'll focus your mind a bit. School kids (obviously the older ones) should be taken out and made to pick up litter. Drill it into them to not litter. Oh, and if a kid is caught littering then the wee bastards parents can join them on the weekend workforce. Low risk offenders should be out picking it up and repaying their debt. Perhaps they could also dog over some of the tired looking flower beds as well. One thing that riles me up is overflowing bins. Even when people *try* the council is almost certain to fuck it up. I genuinely think they wait until they get enough complaints about an overflowing bin before they pick it up. by twistedLucidity (Sun 28th Feb 2021 7:18pm)
  • Uhhh...whut? by twistedLucidity (Mon 1st Mar 2021 10:15am)
  • No, seems perfectly fine to me (we have dogs, but our own garden). What is probably happening is that they let the dog out at night into the courtyard, don't watch it, it has a shite, then comes back in. Steaming offering left on the grass to the Great Excrement Gods for you to find in the morning. Prediction: the sign won't make a difference because the dog can't read but it's a start. Next steps would be to speak to your immediate neighbours, leaflet every flat and perhaps contact the factor. If you work out who is doing it, push their lost property through their letter box. by twistedLucidity (Mon 1st Mar 2021 11:37am)
  • Top. No bastard above you to make noise and you should have all that attic space (just check its secure and get it insulated). Hubby can either quit or get fit doing those stairs. If you *really* want the garden, check the deeds as others have said but also check that the current owner doesn't have an informal arrangement with other residents. by twistedLucidity (Mon 1st Mar 2021 9:32pm)
  • Bot account gearing up for the election? by twistedLucidity (Tue 2nd Mar 2021 8:44am)
  • Was glorious walking the dogs last night. by twistedLucidity (Tue 2nd Mar 2021 8:44am)
  • I know "Gulp" closed and I am pretty sure "Sweet Recreation" is gone too (both Shawlands). by twistedLucidity (Thu 4th Mar 2021 4:32pm)
  • It was mental two years ago when I sold up (place went within a day) and it has been on the up ever since. by twistedLucidity (Thu 4th Mar 2021 5:05pm)
  • As someone else has suggested, instruct your own surveyor if you are keen (could maybe even make the offer dependent on the survey). If it were me, I'd avoid. The fact that it isn't in hand raises a red flag, especially given the other maintenance issues noted. by twistedLucidity (Thu 4th Mar 2021 5:21pm)
  • That's a great wee thing to see. It shouldn't be needed of course, but it's good to see that it exists. by twistedLucidity (Fri 5th Mar 2021 7:26am)
  • Hancock is apparently in town today to visit the Lighthouse Lab. Essential travel? by twistedLucidity (Fri 5th Mar 2021 7:57am)
  • I think they could have "levelled up" and used one of those telepresence droids, yes. Also, last I checked, most health matters are devolved. So maybe he could just have had a webchat with his Scottish counterpart? by twistedLucidity (Fri 5th Mar 2021 10:31am)
  • Some folks just don't care about their neighbours, their city (or their dogs for that matter). Picking up after a the dogs' have a shite isn't really that difficuly. by twistedLucidity (Fri 5th Mar 2021 10:52am)
  • Try Western Lettings (they cover more than just the West End), they seem pretty good. Check that any deposit is going to be held correctly in a deposit scheme, the landlord is registered etc etc. When you first move in, check the damage list. Then check the flat and note down *everything* that's been missed on the list, no matter how minor. Scuff on the wall? Goes on the list. Carpet lifting in one corner? Goes on the list. Photograph *everything* and keep the copies safe (maybe send them to the agents via a downloadable link so you and they have a record). If anything is to be replaced/repaired, get that in writing. Not so much about the landlord/agent being a massive arsehole, more about three months down forgetting what was agreed. by twistedLucidity (Fri 5th Mar 2021 10:58am)
  • Don't talk pish, you're not sorry. by twistedLucidity (Fri 5th Mar 2021 12:22pm)
  • Well, there are containers one can use to temporarily hold the poo bag, but outside of canicross or hikinh I've not seen them used. Whilst I'd like to think the best, it's more likely they are clatty scum leaving their dog's shite for others to find. by twistedLucidity (Fri 5th Mar 2021 12:57pm)
  • That's Glaswegist, that is. by twistedLucidity (Fri 5th Mar 2021 9:42pm)
  • And run by the city, not a private company. With a hop one-off ticket that you can use on the trains, subway, bus or trams. by twistedLucidity (Sat 6th Mar 2021 12:05pm)
  • "Climate emergency" my fat arse, it's a green-washed, cost cutting exercise and nothing more. by twistedLucidity (Sat 6th Mar 2021 12:24pm)
  • How much can you or are you willing to do yourself? Can you afford rent and the mortgage whilst the place is made habitable? Living in a construction site can be done, but it's not easy. by twistedLucidity (Sat 6th Mar 2021 12:27pm)
  • Err...it was a corrupt shithole during Labour as well. by twistedLucidity (Sat 6th Mar 2021 1:23pm)
  • Loads of bins near me have been removed, replaced with bigger ones and then they were removed too. by twistedLucidity (Sun 7th Mar 2021 7:57am)
  • Seen talk of people going to litter pick and then dump if in front of the council, not sich a bad idea. by twistedLucidity (Sun 7th Mar 2021 8:00am)
  • What do you do with the rubbish? Do you have to get it to the dump yourself? Do the council collect? by twistedLucidity (Sun 7th Mar 2021 8:17am)
  • I guess what I'll have to do is get a couple of heavy, reusable sacks to protect the car and ferry any bags myself. Thinking I might alternate between actual rubbish and the different recyclables. I only really intend to do my street as it'll just be me, but everything helps I guess. by twistedLucidity (Sun 7th Mar 2021 12:05pm)
  • 1. Simple punctures are easy to repair and those repairs will hold, no need to replace tyres or tubes (it's a bit different if it's a gash). 1. Speak to your neighbours and establish if the bikes being parked there cause a problem or not. Don't complain about what happened, just ask politely if they mind. The onus is on you to ensure it is acceptable first, mit to just assume. 1. Consider keeping the bikes in your flat where they are safer from vandallism *and* theft. There's various holders and hangers available. by twistedLucidity (Sun 7th Mar 2021 2:10pm)
  • > Just because we assumed And there was your mistake. **Speak** to your neighbours. by twistedLucidity (Sun 7th Mar 2021 5:26pm)
  • Did Rangers FC ask the fans to disperse and return home, or were they complicit in silence? by twistedLucidity (Mon 8th Mar 2021 6:26am)
  • Last I checked Rangers weren't short of a few Bob, they can pay. Maybe they can stick a "Damage surcharge" on to tickets or something? It wouldn't really have mattered who won, there's enough fannies around who think football is more important than life. by twistedLucidity (Mon 8th Mar 2021 9:14pm)
  • I don't care which club it was, the second paragraph should have been a clue to that. What's a "VL"? by twistedLucidity (Tue 9th Mar 2021 7:06am)
  • I said I don't care *which* club it was. If I had my way, Celtic *and* Rangers would have been out of the league for their breaches (as would any other club that breached COVID rules even once). They were given **very** special dispensation because some folks think football is important, and they shat on them. Last I checked, the virus doesn't care which sport one follows, so despite my not following football I am still placed at risk by these selfish assholes. I also have to pay to police the antics of these idiots when they should have stayed at home and had an Internet video party. by twistedLucidity (Tue 9th Mar 2021 8:16am)
  • The teams were given **very** special dispensation to continue playing despite the pandemic. They shat on that privilege on multiple occasions. As I've said elsewhere, if I'd my way Celtic and Rangers would have both been out of the league (along with any other club found to have breached the rules). But nothing was done, they got away with it. That rankles. Police Scotland then utterly failed to prevent a mob forming and we had the destruction in George Sq. That also rankles. The £60 fines and arrests should have been coming so fast that their little police pens would have been smoking. We have all paid heavy prices to try and keep other safe (e.g. I've not seen family for over a year), yet these assholes (some players, some fans) have thrown all that in our faces and you wonder why folks are getting upset? From what I understand of the latest incident, Rangers players egged them on at Ibrox, and you wonder why folks are getting upset? These fans, and evidently some of the players, have brought the entire football industry into disrepute. Hopefully we're no longer suffering through a lockdown the next time some team wins a thing but if we are, the iron fist needs to come out of that silken glove. Some people don't seem to understand anything else. If you know someone who was there, do your part and give them a serious talking to. Your silence is consent. by twistedLucidity (Tue 9th Mar 2021 9:17am)
  • The generalisation you are complaining about is a common problem. People say things like "The English voted Leave" when in fact about 47% voted Remain. Rinse and repeat with just about any topic. What I would liked to have seen is the team *not* apparently egging them on and maybe even setting up a "virtual lounge" or something so that folks could celebrate from home, along with repeated messages from Rangers FC to **not** assemble etc. Hopefully that would have made the numbers more manageable for Police Scotland. It does not matter to me which team it was, only that is happened at all. by twistedLucidity (Tue 9th Mar 2021 9:39am)
  • > sorry, are you genuinely saying that any club who breached a covid rule should be removed from playing in the league? You think Kilmarnock or whoever should have been wholly removed from the entire league because some folk shared a car to training or sat too near each other at lunch? In short, yes. They were given special privileges and whilst a simple fine might be OK for a small breach, egregious ones should have resulted in their removal from the league or the significant docking of points. by twistedLucidity (Tue 9th Mar 2021 10:29am)
  • I am largely indifferent to follow beyond the disruption is causes me on the odd weekend when a I am not aware a match is on. I am **not** indifferent to the breaches of the very generous privileges they were given. by twistedLucidity (Tue 9th Mar 2021 10:30am)
  • For the ignorant amongst us who have no idea who "Lenny" is, when did this happen? During the pandemic? If so, my previous comments on what should have happened to the fans and the clubs stand. Doesn't matter what foot you kick with, a fud is a fud and should be dealt with as such. by twistedLucidity (Tue 9th Mar 2021 5:57pm)
  • Western Lettings. by twistedLucidity (Wed 10th Mar 2021 6:57am)
  • They're loads on unkept grass spaces in and around Glasgow. Be nice to see those being adopted. Issue is, they tend to be near busy roads; not sure I'd be keen to consumer anything grown in a place like that. by twistedLucidity (Wed 10th Mar 2021 11:01am)
  • Lucky you! I'm older and with chronic asthma, still waiting for mine. :-( by twistedLucidity (Wed 10th Mar 2021 1:55pm)
  • Might just do that, going to need a repeat script soon anyways. by twistedLucidity (Wed 10th Mar 2021 2:14pm)
  • Unparseable wall of text is unparseable wall of text. Learn to use sentences and paragraphs. by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Mar 2021 6:35am)
  • You thinking of the tainted blood scandal? Which is still ongoing as the government wait for people to die rather than compensate them. by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Mar 2021 6:44am)
  • Fud by twistedLucidity (Fri 12th Mar 2021 11:21pm)
  • What, and deny the visiting dignitaries a true Glesga experience? by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Mar 2021 12:06pm)
  • > A Glasgow City Council spokeswoman said: “We have recently been made aware of the littering at this location and we will take action as appropriate.” Translation: Do nothing and hope people forget about it. by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Mar 2021 12:05pm)
  • For broadband, gas and electric, use USwitch. If you have a mate with Bulb, Octopus or someone like that then they should be able to get you a welcome bonus. WRT to broadband, keep a few things in mind: 1. If you can't get Virgin or other fibre you are on OpenReach and all providers will be much of a muchness. 1. You get what you pay for and if relying on it for work, seriously consider buying from an *actual* ISP like Zen or Andrews & Arnold. You will pay more, but you will get an actual response when things go tits up. 1. Consider what you need Vs what you want if the pennies matter. by twistedLucidity (Mon 15th Mar 2021 8:54am)
  • Yes, SP suck balls. They are perfectly happy to leave people without heating or the ability to cook in the middle of winter. Arseholes. by twistedLucidity (Mon 15th Mar 2021 9:48am)
  • Hyperoptic, and the other fibre providers, are only available in limited areas. Nothing to stop you registering interest with them though. If you are renting, you should discuss having any new cables brought into the flat with your landlord. by twistedLucidity (Mon 15th Mar 2021 9:47am)
  • Get it done. Any buyer will see the damp issues and then begin to ponder not just how much it costs, but how much ballache will it be to get agreement from the other neighbour. 3.5k is nothing over 1-3 years. You may even wish to consider external insulation, but that will cost much more. As for RoI on that, probably not going to do it but consider your own comfort too. You may wish to speak to a damp specialist too (this could well be the people doing the render). Could be that seals have started to fail around the door leading to water penetration. by twistedLucidity (Tue 16th Mar 2021 7:52am)
  • The sale of live animals on websites such as Facebook, Gumtree etc should be banned. by twistedLucidity (Tue 16th Mar 2021 12:48pm)
  • https://twitter.com/GlasgowNWPolice/status/1372226801641140225 by twistedLucidity (Wed 17th Mar 2021 7:46pm)
  • You can do some basics yourself buy going up and havig a look. Signs of water coming in are obvious and a moisture meter is cheap. Also ask then it was last retiled. Basic tiles will last ~30 years. slate ~100 years. If you do get a survey done, do not be surprised if it mentions structural work being done - this is pretty normal - only be worried if the work is substandard. Also check how the place is factored and what their maintenance plan is. No, you are not being diffcult and if they act-up then they are probably trying to hide something. by twistedLucidity (Thu 18th Mar 2021 4:13pm)
  • More bullshit from the BBC. 1. The committee has said that Sturgeon's evidence was inaccurate. 1. That decision is [apparently not final](https://mobile.twitter.com/patrickkmaguire/status/1372636244929286153?s=19). 1. The Hamilton inquiry is still to return a result. So whilst it's not looking good, it's not for sure yet. by twistedLucidity (Thu 18th Mar 2021 8:45pm)
  • DELETED Bullet, dodged. by twistedLucidity (Thu 18th Mar 2021 8:55pm)
  • No problems here. Is it your WiFi or is it your internet connection? Run a speed test (connected via cable to the router) and see what you get. Use a WiFi analyser on your phone to check that your not getting interference. Remember that there are only 3 usable channels on 2.4Ghz; 1, 6 and 11. So long as some idiot near you isn't using channel 4, stick with those. If that all checks out, restart your router. The one supplied by ISPs are utter shit and do benefit from semi-regular restarts. by twistedLucidity (Sat 20th Mar 2021 9:37am)
  • Bellahouston Park has the only official one I am aware of. There is also an unofficial one in Glasgow Green near the People's Palace. Dog parks really aren't a thing in the UK. If you put the pup in a harness, you can use a long lead as a "trailing line" and let them run like that. If they make a break for freedom, ignore the pup and run to stand on the line. by twistedLucidity (Sat 20th Mar 2021 10:16am)
  • Lidl on Rivwrford Road near Shawlands had loads of pack yesterday by twistedLucidity (Sat 20th Mar 2021 12:41pm)
  • GCC do list to reports via FixMyStreet but bear in mind that for some things (e.g. dangerous parking) they will want your name and address as well for some stupid reason. Clearly a picture of the cars parked and blocking the junction, entrance, cycle path or whatever isn't good enough. by twistedLucidity (Sat 20th Mar 2021 2:11pm)
  • Google plus addressing? Yeah, many common libraries reject the + (also - and a few other characters) which is a pain in the ass. Email addresses can actually get rather complex but the simple answer is not to validate; just try and email an activation link to whatever the user entered. If it arrives and gets a click, the address must be valid. I use FixMyStreet and it works well enough. by twistedLucidity (Sat 20th Mar 2021 4:49pm)
  • I think that's it. The more people they put off reporting problems, the less work they need to do. Same with bins. Noticed to this evening's fog walk that another bin is gone. Clearly GCC want to turn Glasgow into a dump. by twistedLucidity (Sat 20th Mar 2021 4:46pm)
  • Well.... you'll know the channels you're broadcasting on from the router's admin page (2.4Ghz and 5Ghz). As for which one of those bands you are on....check the device. Most should have a way of telling you. Or just switch one off and see what moans. by twistedLucidity (Sat 20th Mar 2021 9:48pm)
  • Off to meet a friend for the first time in, oh, 6 months for a coffee and a walk through the park. Nice day for it too. by twistedLucidity (Sun 21st Mar 2021 8:36am)
  • Sorry to hear that. Without know *why* you were rejected or for what subject, there's a few things you could do: 1. Take a year to try and get relevant experience (e.g volunteering or, in the before times, travel), 1. Take additional classes/exams to bump up your qualifications, 1. Try a different, but semi-related subject, 1. Clearing, or 1. Don't go to uni and take the more vocational path. You can always do OU or similar whilst working. You also shouldn't feel pressured into going to uni unless it's what you *really* want. I think I went to uni too early and now work in a field totally unrelated to my degree. I probably would have benefited from a year out and some life experience. A bit late now! If uni is your goal, don't give up. There is more than one way to skin that particular cat. by twistedLucidity (Sun 21st Mar 2021 8:44am)
  • They have photographic evidence and if that is not enough, a traffic warden could swing by and get more. by twistedLucidity (Sun 21st Mar 2021 8:46am)
  • You want sub-domain addressing. It's on my To Do list as well. I'll probably just buy a service from Zoho, Mailfast or someone. by twistedLucidity (Sun 21st Mar 2021 1:28pm)
  • Saw a neighbour with their kids out litter picking on the street. Guess more folks are getting pissed off at the council over the state of the city. Something I've been thinking of doing as well. Why we treat our ~~city~~ country with such contempt has always puzzled me. by twistedLucidity (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 7:53am)
  • Same in Newlands Park, people been playing singles all through lockdown. by twistedLucidity (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 9:22pm)
  • And it looks like people are trying to to [something about it](https://i.imgur.com/6h7hUNp.jpg). by twistedLucidity (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 9:20pm)
  • The more people who some *something*, even a little, the better it will get. Hopefully we can make littering as socially unacceptable as drink driving used to be. by twistedLucidity (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 9:25pm)
  • Yes, [read this](https://redd.it/mb11kw). It's back now. Be careful with what you say. by twistedLucidity (Tue 23rd Mar 2021 11:43am)
  • When you did the reset, did you unplug it from power & VM, wait *at least* 3 mins and then plug it back in? If not, do that. If still not joy (so a speed test when connected via cable) then get on to support. Edit: VM is fine here. by twistedLucidity (Tue 23rd Mar 2021 6:17pm)
  • Created a word-word-number account on Reddit, misspelled words, and forgotten basic punctuation. by twistedLucidity (Fri 26th Mar 2021 9:18pm)
  • Clean more. Make sure the bathroom is well ventilated. This isn't a problem with what is coming down the tap. by twistedLucidity (Fri 26th Mar 2021 9:22pm)
  • CREATED A WORD-WORD-NUMBER ACCOUNT ON REDDIT, MISSPELLED WORDS, AND FORGOTTEN BASIC PUNCTUATION. by twistedLucidity (Fri 26th Mar 2021 9:20pm)
  • Yes, it is private property. The freehold will be split amongst the owners. Assuming you are not a renter, your deeds will contain all the details. by twistedLucidity (Mon 29th Mar 2021 1:59pm)
  • * Scaffolding - £7k-ish. * Roof - £20-25k for slate. * Assumption - No structural work required. Obviously is depends on height of building and size. I've had a guess based on the prices we got quoted for our house. Factor should take care of it, that's what you pay them for. Their should be a maintenance fund that they use, but if that is not enough then there may be additions on your normal bill. by twistedLucidity (Mon 29th Mar 2021 6:31pm)
  • You will only fail the test (if there is one) if your **f**irst **a**id **is** **l**ethal. Good luck! by twistedLucidity (Fri 2nd Apr 2021 11:18am)
  • Thus gets asked **a lot**. Try the search feature. But for the lazy: Motatune in the Southside. by twistedLucidity (Sun 4th Apr 2021 10:35pm)
  • Male or female? Mika are good, got a couple of places on Pollokshaws Road South of the park. Rock n Rolla are also good. Or do what I do. Shave your head on the regular whilst you pine for the good ol' days. by twistedLucidity (Sun 4th Apr 2021 10:39pm)
  • Mika then. by twistedLucidity (Mon 5th Apr 2021 5:36am)
  • I'd recommend Motatune in Strathbungo, near Queens Park. by twistedLucidity (Fri 9th Apr 2021 7:43am)
  • It's been there for a few years now, but I was going to suggest this as well. by twistedLucidity (Fri 9th Apr 2021 12:00pm)
  • Oh wow, where abouts in the park is it? by twistedLucidity (Fri 9th Apr 2021 2:29pm)
  • Nice, I'm rarely over that way but I might drag my bingo wings over at some point. by twistedLucidity (Fri 9th Apr 2021 7:53pm)
  • Len Lothian have been pretty good when we've used them in the past. by twistedLucidity (Sun 11th Apr 2021 8:38am)
  • I'd rather have symptom side-effects than actual COVID. by twistedLucidity (Sun 11th Apr 2021 10:06am)
  • There's a few reasons: 1. The partially implemented, haphazard and poorly thought out cycling infrastructure that often brings cyclists and other road users into conflict. 1. The appalling state of Glasgow's roads that, again, can push cyclists and other road users into conflict. 1. The terrible state of driver education in the UK generally and the lack of follow-up after someone has past their test. by twistedLucidity (Mon 12th Apr 2021 9:56pm)
  • Bunch of grumps in that place. by twistedLucidity (Tue 13th Apr 2021 1:47pm)
  • Rouken Glen Garden centre had heaps of stuff yesterday. Usually loads of cast iron things going for cheap as well. The iron is easy to restore, but getting the wood is bloody expensive. by twistedLucidity (Wed 14th Apr 2021 8:03am)
  • > Currently I’m just checking gumtree. No. ***Never*** buy any animal off the likes of Gumtree. Sales of live animals from sites like that should be illegal. Check the SSPCS, Cats Protection and other organisations' websites. If you want a specific breed, find a reputable breeder and go direct. But in most cases; adopt, don't shop. by twistedLucidity (Wed 14th Apr 2021 8:06am)
  • Self refer to a physio. In the mean time.dome gentle yoga and focusing on a bit of core strength should help. Disclaimer: Am not a professional, if you paralyse yourself and are left screaming in agony, don't come running to me. by twistedLucidity (Wed 14th Apr 2021 7:25pm)
  • Great Outdoors usually have an OK range. As others have said, Decathalong and Tiso could be good. Really depends on *exactly* what you want. A generic boot for rambling, trails can be gotten almost anywhere (even Sports Direct). but for a proper hill stomper, see above. by twistedLucidity (Thu 15th Apr 2021 10:53am)
  • I *think* The Griphouse used to have some women's only classes, not sure if they still do. There's also a women-only gym in Shawlands arcade, not sure what classes they offer. Most classes will be missed though. That's my experience anyway. by twistedLucidity (Fri 16th Apr 2021 9:03am)
  • It's fist-boxing, foot-boxing, knee-boxing and elbow-boxing. All at the same time. :-) by twistedLucidity (Fri 16th Apr 2021 10:18am)
  • Links? by twistedLucidity (Sat 17th Apr 2021 8:57am)
  • It's been returned now. Some are saying it was a scam as the owners set up a GoFundMe page. I dunno, I'm not savvy enough to find any of their social media posts or said GoFundMe. by twistedLucidity (Sat 17th Apr 2021 9:07am)
  • Your poor WiFi has nothing to do with broadband and everything to do with your router. You should first check its position. Generally speaking, central and away from other EM sources is good. Adjust the aerials (if there are any). Next, ensure it is using 2.4Ghz and 5Ghz with the same SSID. Check that you are away from other signals (on 2.4 **only** use channels 1, 6 or 11). A WiFi scanner app on your phone can help with all the above jiggery-pokery. Whether or not you need extra access points for WiFi will depend greatly on the size of your place. Powerline adapters can work OK if you don't want to lay cable, but ones connected by cable will give you the best performance. Wireless mesh units also exist (BT sell OK ones, you don't need a BT contract). by twistedLucidity (Sat 17th Apr 2021 1:29pm)
  • Doesn't the machine have a timer? Try setting it to finish just before you wake up. However if your machine isn't level, properly secured or noisy for some other reason; maybe don't run it overnight. Although it seems that may not be an issue in your case. by twistedLucidity (Sun 18th Apr 2021 8:29am)
  • [Motatune](https://mcdaidsmotatune.wixsite.com/mcdaidsmotatune), Barbreck Road, Strathbungo. by twistedLucidity (Sun 18th Apr 2021 7:52am)
  • Grey bins were food waste weren't they? Brown is for compatible matter (food, garden waste etc). Our brown one is still here and being collected. by twistedLucidity (Sun 18th Apr 2021 10:51am)
  • You can get wee grey caddies with a lid to hold food waste. Just line them with a compostablle bag (available from most supermarkets) and you're good to go. by twistedLucidity (Sun 18th Apr 2021 11:31am)
  • Almost any of the dedicated running shops will have this. "Run 4 it" is one that comes to mind. Remember that the folks doing this are not medical professionals and may well be spouting shite. You can eyeball the soles of your current shoes to see if you pronate, supinate, heel or toe strike etc. Depending on the nature of the pain, changing your running style (more upright, mid-sole strike and feeling like being pulled up from the hips) along with regularly stretching might help. I get horrific knee pain and lots of hip/thigh stretching tends to keep that at bay. by twistedLucidity (Mon 19th Apr 2021 7:57am)
  • Looks like they're going to rent first; not the craziest thing to do. by twistedLucidity (Tue 20th Apr 2021 8:18am)
  • For circa £300k (maybe a smidge more) you should be able to get a house with garden and garage, never mind a flat. As others have said, Southside has good communications but houses are _slightly_ further out than flats in general (not that it matters much). by twistedLucidity (Tue 20th Apr 2021 8:16am)
  • Loads along the banks in most parks. Pick your own for that fresh, "Pissed on by a dog" flavour. by twistedLucidity (Tue 20th Apr 2021 3:45pm)
  • > Hey everyone, I've got this wizard wheeze on how we can cut services even further and keep council tax the same.... -- Some greedy fud in GCC by twistedLucidity (Tue 20th Apr 2021 6:45pm)
  • Get on the blower to your councillors, attend your local community council and consider getting involved. It's the only way you'll effect change. Mailing the council just gets it added to a spreadsheet and used to generate some KPIs which are barely based on reality. And this reminds me, they're late (again) with our bins too. by twistedLucidity (Wed 21st Apr 2021 8:29am)
  • Go to an empty car park and practice finding the biting point of the clutch? Then find a few hills to practice on. This really is the only way and you'll keep stalling unless you practice. If you have a mate who is an experience driver, maybe get them to sit with you as you practice in case they can spot any mistakes? (No idea on COVID rules with this; masks on and windows open?) If you do stall, here is a checklist: 1. Swear (this is important). 1. Footbrake. 1. Handbrake. 1. Neutral. 1. Swear again. 1. Clutch in, engine on, select first. 1. If anyone is behind you and impatient, swear at them (no hand gestures). 1. Grasp handbrake, add revs, _slowly_ release clutch. 1. At the biting point, add revs and release hand brake _slowly_, trying to keep the revs level (prolly around 2.5k rpm; depends on vehicle really) 1. Once moving, swear in jubliation! All the best of luck. Stalling happens. Not a big deal. Breathe, get on with it. by twistedLucidity (Wed 21st Apr 2021 8:36am)
  • Yeah, pretty clear. Take is slow though, loads of off-lead dogs and they can't read. Also, sometimes runners will use the trails as they try to avoid people (or wind up on one by mistake). by twistedLucidity (Wed 21st Apr 2021 9:13am)
  • Dogs snoring is second cutest. First is the soft "yipping" noises and then the running in their sleep. :-) by twistedLucidity (Wed 21st Apr 2021 9:12am)
  • It's more eco-friendly that a tumble dryer and reduces the risk of damp in the building. If the lease (i.e. the contract) you signed does not contain these conditions, or any reference to them, then I do not think you are beholden to them. Disclaimer: not a lawyer. by twistedLucidity (Wed 21st Apr 2021 8:51pm)
  • Never mind how high they are, how *thick* are they? The fence, not your neighbour. A crossbow bolt will have no problem passing through your average fence. by twistedLucidity (Thu 22nd Apr 2021 9:05am)
  • https://www.homeenergyscotland.org/find-funding-grants-and-loans/ by twistedLucidity (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 7:54am)
  • Yes, it was [crushed bones](https://www.jugdog.co.uk/what-happened-to-white-dog-poo/) in their food. by twistedLucidity (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 7:51am)
  • You gotta be kidding, right? I mean, I am 98.375% sure you are a troll but anyways... If you are rich enough to buy a second property and want it tax free then go speak with an accountant or wealth manager who can advise on how to arrange things. You could, for example, place the money into investments which are held in trust. Or, and hold on to your hat here, accept that you are vastly better off than most people in Scotland, accept this progressive tax, and just fucking cough it up! by twistedLucidity (Sat 24th Apr 2021 7:17pm)
  • Truth hurts by twistedLucidity (Sat 24th Apr 2021 7:25pm)
  • Corker of a day again. Don't forget to put on some slap. by twistedLucidity (Sun 25th Apr 2021 9:19am)
  • Why do you care what colour the sewer drain is? Or do you mean the general area is now stained? If so, have a polite word with than and ask them to sort it. Significant quantities of paint should really be taken to the recycling centre, some may even be able to be used by others. by twistedLucidity (Sun 25th Apr 2021 9:17am)
  • If it's a piece of shit bike that's not worth stealing and properly locked up, *maybe*. by twistedLucidity (Sun 25th Apr 2021 9:24pm)
  • > whiskey is your morning coffee Heretic! by twistedLucidity (Sun 25th Apr 2021 9:27pm)
  • Also, a rubber is a perfectly normal thing to buy from a stationers and it's "Glasgow", not "Glass-cow". by twistedLucidity (Sun 25th Apr 2021 9:27pm)
  • Well, no. I absolutely don't want to make it some other poor bastard's problem. by twistedLucidity (Sun 25th Apr 2021 9:31pm)
  • Whit? What am I supposed to do with this flaming stake now? by twistedLucidity (Sun 25th Apr 2021 9:30pm)
  • Still waiting on a jag as well, but have booked a table outside for the weekend. Should be safe enough. by twistedLucidity (Mon 26th Apr 2021 10:44am)
  • 6am is hardly "that early", is it? Around 2200 would be the time to go to bed; gives you a solid 8 hours. by twistedLucidity (Mon 26th Apr 2021 10:46am)
  • Hah, what a fanny Quack is. by twistedLucidity (Mon 26th Apr 2021 5:22pm)
  • And "Poloc" if you're talking about the cricket club. by twistedLucidity (Mon 26th Apr 2021 5:21pm)
  • I can remember being able to *swim* in there. by twistedLucidity (Mon 26th Apr 2021 7:57pm)
  • Looks like it got suspended. Nice. by twistedLucidity (Tue 27th Apr 2021 6:54am)
  • Sun's out guns out? Better not rain tomorrow. Got practice in the park and then a table booked. by twistedLucidity (Fri 30th Apr 2021 7:31am)
  • They open? by twistedLucidity (Fri 30th Apr 2021 11:12am)
  • Kilmurray's, Kilmarnock Road, Shawlands. Already got mah table booked! by twistedLucidity (Fri 30th Apr 2021 11:12am)
  • Call the number on the back, let the bank know, shred it. Or drop it in at a branch if you're close. by twistedLucidity (Fri 30th Apr 2021 11:10am)
  • Ah, good to know. Thanks. by twistedLucidity (Fri 30th Apr 2021 11:23am)
  • > neighborhoods Neighbourhoods. 😋 by twistedLucidity (Sat 1st May 2021 7:26am)
  • Yes, I had a normal check-up the other day (private dentist mind you). Try calling around a few in your area. If you're lucky you might even score an NHS one! I have a partial false front, losing the cap is an emergency (not A&E, but get it seem to ASAP). by twistedLucidity (Sat 1st May 2021 9:00pm)
  • Can these be recycled in Glasgow? Thought it was basically just card & plastic bottles. We can't even recycle yoghurt pots. by twistedLucidity (Sun 2nd May 2021 12:47am)
  • If you already have it installed, you can report this via FixMyStreet (or use their website). There is a council app, never used it, and of course the website. by twistedLucidity (Sun 2nd May 2021 8:02am)
  • You can bet GCC don't care, as long as they got their brown envelopes. The council needs abolished and rebuilt, it's a disgrace. by twistedLucidity (Tue 4th May 2021 8:09am)
  • * Mining driving demand * COVID driving demand * Global chip shortage reducing supply Hopefully the new AMD APUs start to ship. I don't play modern games, but I do need a GPU for some and a semi-decent on-board would suffice. by twistedLucidity (Tue 4th May 2021 4:46pm)
  • Learn how to delete your mistakes by twistedLucidity (Tue 4th May 2021 7:47pm)
  • AIUI commercial murals don't get any respect from graffiti ~~artists~~ vandals. Pricks like that are why we can't have nice things. by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th May 2021 6:58am)
  • For a while I've pondered if the UK needs a "cycling license". Obviously you can cycle perfectly legally without one, but in order to Dona car test you would have had to have classes and held this "cycling license" for two year before being allowed to take a car test. Said cat test would be for a "low power" vehicle and, after a further two years, you.canntake a second test to advanced level in order to get an "unrestricted" car license. Then you recertify every, what, 10 years? Retake the Highway Code test every 5? It's all.moot what with self-drive g cars coming along in the next 20 years or so. by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th May 2021 7:07am)
  • I don't know about Linn Park, but Pollok Park does have dedicated bike trails and the main picture sure _looks_ like a dedicated bike trail. People walking didn't carve that profile. Obviously cyclists shouldn't be going full pelt, nor pedestrians gormlessly walking line-abreast, on a shared path. by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th May 2021 7:59am)
  • 1. Unless it's a shared path, most cyclists in my experience _do_ stay off pavements. There are exceptions of course. 1. Cuts both ways. Peds shouldn't walk line-abreast on shared pathways and should also respect the markings on the ground. 1. Tow paths tend to be shared use (pedestrians, cyclists and even horses). Use them accordingly. 1. Yes; cyclists _should_ respect red lights, I do. That said, _some_ have cyclist and ped green lights for crossing (I make use of that where present). And _maybe_ some junctions should be marked to allow cyclists to cross on red _with extreme care_. Dunno about that last one TBH. by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th May 2021 8:03am)
  • Far too many people do though, and they ruin it for the rest of us. * 6 year old cycling on the pavement? Fine. Makes sense. Probably much safer for them. * 60 year old cycling on the pavement? No, get on the bloody road. Nearly been clipped a few times on the Shawlands main drag by inconsiderate fucks 16-80 years old using the pavement rather than the road. For the avoidance of doubt; in the before times my main method of community was pedal. by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th May 2021 8:06am)
  • Oh _that_ one? Been there for flippin' ages that has. Thought you meant the brand new mural on the side of Shawlands Continental. Not that age of the vandalism makes it any better. by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th May 2021 8:12am)
  • I see no mention of the police being informed and any evidence handed over. by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th May 2021 8:11am)
  • You should be able to return it to the shop for a refund, but good on you for trying to pass it on. by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th May 2021 10:12am)
  • Ah by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th May 2021 10:15am)
  • **BREAKING NEWS** Got me magic, blue envelope. Whee! by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th May 2021 12:34pm)
  • I'm about that age as well, so you shouldn't be long. by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th May 2021 1:26pm)
  • Nothing to stop you voting S.Green _and_ "No" when the time comes. No party is a perfect fit, you just have to pick the least bad. Unless someone can invent "a la carte" politics. "Why yes, I'll have the Conservative fiscal policy for starters, the Labour social reforms for mains with a side of Green revolutions & SNP drugs policies and the Lib Dem education reforms for dessert." The S.Greens are a solid bunch and pretty good at taking some of the edges off the SNP. by twistedLucidity (Fri 7th May 2021 8:14am)
  • Either protected or redone. There's a few old adverts around which might cool to have redone. Given how obscenely wealthy Coca-Cola is, they can pay for this one. by twistedLucidity (Fri 7th May 2021 8:09am)
  • Oh aye, just saying that because the party slants "Yes" doesn't mean that _you_ are wedded to that. Agree on the Scandi ideal, but there may be a case for making the taxes we have now more progressive. I think Englandshire is having some kind of mental breakdown. by twistedLucidity (Fri 7th May 2021 8:30am)
  • Going shopping. I hate shopping. My view of shopping is "Know what you want, go in, get it, get out as fast as possible". This does not appear to be a common philosophy. The interminable *browsing*. "What do you think of this?" Nothing. I think nothing of it. It's not on the list, we never discussed anything remotely like it, I'm not even considering it. Can we leave yet? Then there's the *other people*. Standing mouth agape, probably unmasked, with their trolley to one side and blocking the entire aisle as they try to remember if they put underpants on that morning. And I can guarantee that of the four things I need, one will be out of stock meaning a trudge to a different store. This seems to be a universal rule at B&Q, Homebase etc. "We don't reorder anything until the shelves have been empty for a week". They clearly do t comprehend the "in time" part of JIT. Also, allergies are making me a stuffy-nosed, miserable bastard. OK, ok. *More* of a bastard. by twistedLucidity (Sat 8th May 2021 8:44am)
  • Door-to-door? Walk away. by twistedLucidity (Sat 8th May 2021 8:53am)
  • Screwfix click & collect is deffo the way to go. by twistedLucidity (Sat 8th May 2021 10:13am)
  • Aye, my cousin in NI has been done too. I'm getting my first jag next week. Woo! by twistedLucidity (Sat 8th May 2021 10:13am)
  • Got it in one. by twistedLucidity (Sat 8th May 2021 12:17pm)
  • A bit too early I think, real action is the list vote. by twistedLucidity (Sat 8th May 2021 12:21pm)
  • Salmond would probably call that a win. by twistedLucidity (Sat 8th May 2021 3:09pm)
  • I used to put aside £75 a month for factoring fees (listed building). You insurance seems to be about right from what I can recall. Reinstatement values can easily be millions. by twistedLucidity (Sat 8th May 2021 4:20pm)
  • I have never actually watched a single episode of that show. Worth it? by twistedLucidity (Sat 8th May 2021 11:01pm)
  • Off to the park in a bit. Please don't rain. by twistedLucidity (Sun 9th May 2021 9:11am)
  • The other one's not even from the _Before Times_ either. It's from back at the start of the Lizards People's Plandemic to get the 5G activated microchips into us, thus warping our vision so we continue to think the Earth is a sphere! by twistedLucidity (Tue 11th May 2021 7:58am)
  • First person to identify where Jumpy lives wins their stereo! by twistedLucidity (Wed 12th May 2021 7:02pm)
  • Can you please post sources? by twistedLucidity (Wed 12th May 2021 7:45pm)
  • Yes, it has been asked many times. Search for "beer garden". by twistedLucidity (Thu 13th May 2021 8:03am)
  • Jag day! Disappointed to learn that Glasgow is lagging behind in vaccinations. Explains why my cousin in Aberdeen who is much younger has already been done. Coupled with the rising cases, and it also be Eid, things could look grim in a couple of weeks. by twistedLucidity (Thu 13th May 2021 8:05am)
  • Most likely folks all excited for restrictions lifting and don't want to think about them having to come back into force. The map on PHS showing the data for Pollokshields/Strathbungi/Govanhill/Battlefield us grim. Not forgetting Easterhouse. by twistedLucidity (Thu 13th May 2021 9:44am)
  • People your age in Aberdeen have got at least their first. Not sure what the problem is in Glasgow. by twistedLucidity (Thu 13th May 2021 9:45am)
  • Non-AMP and working link: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-57100259 AMP needs to die in a fire. by twistedLucidity (Thu 13th May 2021 7:55pm)
  • Sore arm today, like someone punched me. Still, better than the alternative. They were dishing out Pfizer. by twistedLucidity (Fri 14th May 2021 8:14am)
  • Yes. Cafe is pre-book only and the place was heaving; loads of maskless twats as well. by twistedLucidity (Fri 14th May 2021 9:59am)
  • Stop buying it and make your own? Not like oats are hard to come by in Scotland! by twistedLucidity (Fri 14th May 2021 9:58am)
  • In Glasgow? No, unless you mean the plastic bottle type. by twistedLucidity (Fri 14th May 2021 9:57am)
  • Outdoor gatherings, especially when masked, pose minimal risk. by twistedLucidity (Fri 14th May 2021 10:19am)
  • Sweet! There is some chat about the second dose being a different vaccine; but I don't think the research is complete yet (got a friend on one of the trials). by twistedLucidity (Fri 14th May 2021 5:35pm)
  • Luckily it's not expired. by twistedLucidity (Fri 14th May 2021 7:24pm)
  • Just because you're a self-centred piece of worthless shit doesn't mean everyone else is. by twistedLucidity (Sat 15th May 2021 5:59pm)
  • No. People like you are the reason we're stuck in Level 3. by twistedLucidity (Sat 15th May 2021 6:14pm)
  • Love to know why this got removed; I really don't understand the mods here sometimes. by twistedLucidity (Sat 15th May 2021 6:23pm)
  • So's acting like a functioning adult, apparently. by twistedLucidity (Sat 15th May 2021 6:22pm)
  • And half of Glasgow. All of them need placed in a sack and the sack beaten with a large stick. by twistedLucidity (Sat 15th May 2021 8:13pm)
  • I don't think that behaviour is limited to Rangers fans, unfortunately. by twistedLucidity (Sat 15th May 2021 8:48pm)
  • Got a link for that? My partner still hasn't heard anything, although they are over that age range. by twistedLucidity (Sat 15th May 2021 9:28pm)
  • Please do. by twistedLucidity (Sat 15th May 2021 9:48pm)
  • Two days for Glasgow to turn from a symbol of hope to a national disgrace. Much, *much* more needs to be done to crack down on football fans. by twistedLucidity (Sun 16th May 2021 8:46am)
  • Why not just stick with an old faithful like "arseholes" as opposed to racial slurs? Also, Irish travellers are rather unlikely to support Rangers. by twistedLucidity (Sun 16th May 2021 10:01am)
  • I don't see them kicking duck out of each other or otherwise causing problems; unlike some I could mention. by twistedLucidity (Sun 16th May 2021 7:35pm)
  • Then they better have hundreds of millions to narrow the footpaths and give people a place to park. We don't all live in 4 bed detached homes with private driveways. At least in place where the footpaths are crazy wide. by twistedLucidity (Sun 16th May 2021 8:38pm)
  • It's a farce, the ball has absolutely been dropped here. Hard questions need asked. by twistedLucidity (Sun 16th May 2021 8:36pm)
  • I'd call. by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th May 2021 1:20am)
  • DELETED Err...is that travel permitted? We're not level 2 and I thought we were thus stuck here for the next week (or few weeks). by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th May 2021 8:27am)
  • Thanks to the utter fannies not wearing masks, mixing indoors etc etc. The failure you can figure NHSGGC, and thus ScotGov, for is not ramping vaccination Glasgow-wide (Moray too). by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th May 2021 8:25am)
  • They are trying to ramp in G41/G42 from what I understand, not Glasgow as a whole. by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th May 2021 9:12am)
  • Quiet? It's been heavily publicised. The problem is that it's localised to G41/G42, it needs to be city-wide. If the past year has shown us anything, it's that the way to deal with this virus is to stick the boot in as early as possible and as hard as possible. On top of vaccinations I'd have liked to have seen a proper mask enforcement/exemption regime. Far too many fannies cutting about like they're god's gift. by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th May 2021 10:37am)
  • It's all online: * [Level 2](https://www.gov.scot/publications/coronavirus-covid-19-protection-levels/pages/protection-level-2/) * [Level 3](https://www.gov.scot/publications/coronavirus-covid-19-protection-levels/pages/protection-level-3/) From Level 2 guidance: > you can travel anywhere in Scotland in Levels 0, 1 or 2 but must not enter a Level 3 or 4 area unless you have a permitted reason like going to work or caring for a vulnerable person From Level 3 guidance: > you can only leave or enter a Level 3 area for a permitted reason such as going to work or supporting a vulnerable person Pretty clear. So no, you won't be visiting your friends in a Level 3 area for a while. Well, not legally. by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th May 2021 11:35am)
  • Err, no. If it was coming from the satellite towns then we'd be seeing case numbers there. We aren't. This is a Glasgow problem. As we are staying Level 3 and many of those places are Level 2, they have to stay out for a period. That said, they are allowed to pass _through_ Glasgow (e.g. the train stations) to get elsewhere. by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th May 2021 11:41am)
  • Call [Southside](https://southside-ha.org/residential/need-a-factor/). Not claiming they are cheap, but they were good when I had them as a factor. I budgeted at £75pcm for _everything_. Insurance, maintenance fund, one-repairs, cleaning, gardening etc etc and that was for a listed building. by twistedLucidity (Tue 18th May 2021 4:32pm)
  • There is a secure website, direct people there, slap a postcode filter on the backend for "high priority", done. by twistedLucidity (Wed 19th May 2021 7:59am)
  • Friday I believe - brace for Tier 3 continuation. by twistedLucidity (Wed 19th May 2021 12:34pm)
  • Used to live just off it. Allison Street is a long street, East or West of Vicky Road? * West - You'll be fine, that's _technically_ Strathbungo. * East - Best of luck, you'll need it. by twistedLucidity (Wed 19th May 2021 4:12pm)
  • One will see you fined, the other left blind! by twistedLucidity (Wed 19th May 2021 6:18pm)
  • Not a public link - not a lot of use TBH. Her pet insurance should have provision for "Lost" posters etc. by twistedLucidity (Thu 20th May 2021 1:27pm)
  • Not just now, sectors of the Glasgow market have been mental for _ages_. The West End has been looney-tunes for as long as I can remember. I guess what is changing is that now enough people have been priced out they are going elsewhere (e.g. Shawlands), getting priced out of there and going elsewhere....rinse and repeat. by twistedLucidity (Fri 21st May 2021 8:41am)
  • Glasgow staying L3 doesn't surprise me, not moving East Ren to L3 feels like a mistake. Or maybe just a slap in the face. One of the two. by twistedLucidity (Fri 21st May 2021 12:41pm)
  • * Moray - L2; well done! * Glasgow - L3; "We don't think we have turned the corner", sucks to be us. * East Ren - L2; despite having a higher rate than Glasgow, WTF? The number of cases is smaller...that's now an excuse to not follow the level guidelines? Doesn't sit right with me. [Source](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-scotland-57177372) by twistedLucidity (Fri 21st May 2021 12:40pm)
  • * Moray - L2; well done! * Glasgow - L3; "We don't think we have turned the corner", sucks to be us. * East Ren - L2; despite having a higher rate than Glasgow, WTF? The number of cases is smaller...that's now an excuse to not follow the level guidelines? Doesn't sit right with me. [Source](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-scotland-57177372) by twistedLucidity (Fri 21st May 2021 12:40pm)
  • Yes. Seems like she decided to not apply the same rules to East Ren. I do not accept her reasoning. by twistedLucidity (Fri 21st May 2021 12:49pm)
  • For us? No. But I think East Ren should have joined us in L3 (yes, I am aware of the FM's argument for playing fast and loose with the definitions and find it lacking). by twistedLucidity (Fri 21st May 2021 12:46pm)
  • Nah, the rules will magically change to allow the Euros and then change back once that is over. by twistedLucidity (Fri 21st May 2021 1:08pm)
  • Show me where the absolute number of cases is part of the COVID Level definition. I'll help: it isn't. They either should publish the definitions they are _actually_ following, or follow what they have published. The current published levels are based on cases per 100k and that puts East Ren into L3 along with Glasgow. End of. by twistedLucidity (Fri 21st May 2021 1:07pm)
  • Absolute number of cases is not part of the level definition. They should either publish the definitions they are _actuall;y_ following, or follow what is published, but they shouldn't make shit up as they go along. Will they ignore their definitions just to host the Euros? by twistedLucidity (Fri 21st May 2021 1:04pm)
  • They work for a bit, then the smarter birder figure out the ruse and it's all over. Better to set-up a few perches and encourage actual raptors into the city (assuming that's possible). And yeah, velociraptors would work as well. by twistedLucidity (Fri 21st May 2021 4:17pm)
  • I've been in Glasgow so long I've lost all my Ts! by twistedLucidity (Fri 21st May 2021 4:22pm)
  • Can't recommend anyone but the best way is practice, practice, practice. Yeah, COVID sucks. Oh, and tell the people you are talking to that they should point out any "mistakes" in how you speak as you want to learn. Many will let "mistakes" slide out of politeness, by twistedLucidity (Fri 21st May 2021 4:21pm)
  • Shit. Is it reported anywhere? Edit: [Yes](https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/glasgow-victoria-park-pavilion-pretty-20655365) by twistedLucidity (Sat 22nd May 2021 10:48am)
  • It's similar in Queens Park, although the tennis seems to be going OK there. Guess not many people go bowling any more, coupled with the council wanting (from what I hear) obscene sums for any clubs wanting to use parks. by twistedLucidity (Sat 22nd May 2021 12:23pm)
  • Day off. Woo! by twistedLucidity (Mon 24th May 2021 9:01am)
  • There's one on Kilmarnock Road opposite the Tesco Express by the railway bridge. No experience of using them mind you. by twistedLucidity (Mon 24th May 2021 10:18am)
  • Polmadie accepts old oil. by twistedLucidity (Mon 24th May 2021 10:17am)
  • Surely fans turn up out of sheer passion for the game and not to get shitfaced? by twistedLucidity (Mon 24th May 2021 1:04pm)
  • > If they’re planning to lift restrictions for the euros [They are.](https://redd.it/nj7l29) by twistedLucidity (Mon 24th May 2021 1:03pm)
  • Yes. They appear to be jiggling the criteria (adding ICU admissions to the mix) to allow the football to go ahead. by twistedLucidity (Mon 24th May 2021 1:02pm)
  • 50% of vaccine appointments at the Hydro over the weekend were no-shows. Absolutely disgraceful. No wonder we are in such a shit situation. by twistedLucidity (Mon 24th May 2021 2:12pm)
  • Great idea, but suggest OP go to a competent garage instead. by twistedLucidity (Mon 24th May 2021 7:45pm)
  • I really wish runners in Glasgow would show more consideration for others by *not* bursting past on narrow paths without warning. Call out (this is what I do), use the road if safe (sometimes do that as well), wear a bell or *something*. It's murder if you have kids, are carrying a load, walking the dog, are infirm etc. It's not all runners of course, but it's enough and it's selfish. If you are going for a PB, do it on a track or an actual race; not a public path. by twistedLucidity (Tue 25th May 2021 7:24am)
  • Snap. I keep to the side if I can so others can go past, I also give dogs and kids a wide berth and/or call out (I also thank people who move over to let me past). Every now an again some Olympian wannabe will blast past at my shoulder with out warning. by twistedLucidity (Tue 25th May 2021 8:54am)
  • I am really just asking for people to take a smidge of care for others. Cuts all ways. But I've noticed that whenever this gets brought up (especially in runners are mentioned) that there are a few reactionaries. by twistedLucidity (Tue 25th May 2021 8:51am)
  • I know some runners do wear a small bell because I've encountered them. I guess is saves a lot of calling out. People will still try to squeeze past on the inside, we've had it happen even when we are keeping over to the side. by twistedLucidity (Tue 25th May 2021 8:49am)
  • Not encountered too many of those. I reckon the potholes get them before too long. Again, I have no real issue with the scooters per se, just the drivers need to show a bit of consideration; a bell/horn might help! by twistedLucidity (Tue 25th May 2021 8:58am)
  • > If folk want to run that's fine but they can't expect people to keep their kids to heel so that the pathway is completely clear for runners. They do, they [really do](https://reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/nkhm19/the_steamie_tuesday_25_may_2021/gzd9lar?context=3). by twistedLucidity (Tue 25th May 2021 8:55am)
  • Just because we have to use the shared pavement is not an excuse to be inconsiderate though. How hard is it to shout out "Runner, right" or something? Not at all. If an old age wheezer like me can manage it, anyone can. by twistedLucidity (Tue 25th May 2021 9:00am)
  • This kind of nonsense is genuine concern and it's why I give dogs a wide berth. Or, if it can't be avoided, call out and slow down. Why should I put my health and their life at risk for the sake of a few extra steps. by twistedLucidity (Tue 25th May 2021 2:30pm)
  • Love the irony in this comment. by twistedLucidity (Tue 25th May 2021 7:36pm)
  • Your carpark? Private land? Can the council can do much? by twistedLucidity (Wed 26th May 2021 9:06am)
  • Google returns [this Daily Record](https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/police-cordon-section-glasgows-queens-24175901) page, but it is 404 now. Ah-ha! [Scottish Sun](https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/7161025/glasgow-shawlands-queens-park-body-find/). Deepest apologies for a Scum link. by twistedLucidity (Wed 26th May 2021 9:11am)
  • Cycle Republic have been good when I've used them. Heard good things about Bill Bisland. Trying to get my own bike sorted, but none of the shops I've tried on the Southside can be bothered to pick up the phone or respond to email. by twistedLucidity (Wed 26th May 2021 1:07pm)
  • > Go call the vigilante > > He'll turn this place upside down > > Go call the vigilante > > He don't get kicked around by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th May 2021 6:46am)
  • GCC once again letting Glasgow's heritage fall into ruin. I wouldn't be surprised if it burnt down soon. What the hell am I paying Council Tax for? by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th May 2021 7:48am)
  • Yes. Why? ££££ by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th May 2021 8:04am)
  • As per the story, Lotto funding was rejected. by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th May 2021 10:32am)
  • It's deffo an improvement (not hard really), but couldn't they do anything better than a generic box? Maybe give the frontage a bit of a "wave" to ape the surrounding tenements or something? PLayed with window shapes? Or is this "Budweiser Architecture"? Have no flavour so there is nothing for people to moan about. by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th May 2021 10:36am)
  • Did you DM maybe have a bad roll for Charisma? If you like a laugh, watch "Demon Hunters: Dead Camper Lake". by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th May 2021 10:41am)
  • So, "Budweiser Architecture". by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th May 2021 11:32am)
  • Yeah, skim finish a lot of place got ~10 years ago tends to last maybe one season and then goes to hell. Next came all that metal sheeting which, err, lasts maybe one season and then goes to hell. They could do something more interesting with the bricks though. But that would mean hiring experienced trade, which eats into profits. It's still an improvement, just think they could do better. by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th May 2021 2:03pm)
  • When is the last day they can drop us to Level 2 before the football? And when is the first day they can pump us back up to Level 3 after the football? There you go, there's your dates. by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th May 2021 2:55pm)
  • > chain stores Wash your mouth out! They are called "beacon stores". These a re the big brand names that draw people in! Because yeah, people will travel to Shawlands juts to shop in a single Next and avoid the city centre which has _every damned store imaginable_. Really grates my carrot. Should deffo _not_ be targeting the usual crap store that one can fine anywhere. by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th May 2021 3:13pm)
  • Where are you parking? Car park or street? What value is the bike? Chain it to something solid (the chain should be tight and not lying on the ground) in a well list area. Also use a disc lock and a cover. Don't forget an idiot cable for the disc lock. Fit markings (e.g. AlphaDot), these are sometimes free from your insurer, *and* the warning stickers. All the security kit should be Thatcham approved. Take a look through bike mages (RiDE used to be good) for where they test locks etc. by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th May 2021 7:58pm)
  • Level 4 was my initial assumption, but I realise I am a depressive bastard and was trying to raise some optimism. by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th May 2021 10:41pm)
  • Yes, used to love the cola one when I was a young 'un. Where can one buy "Cedevita"? by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th May 2021 11:23pm)
  • I've walked through the one at Anderston and the whole "boulevard" thing that is going on is nice but there is the same problem to a degree, it's all generic. The repetition of pattern does kinda work (all tenements are the same) but then the detail flourishes are individual and create interest (all tenements are unique). Seems we have forgotten that last part. by twistedLucidity (Fri 28th May 2021 12:19am)
  • Perhaps they should revisit their vaccine appointment system? Letter might work for the stationary oldies, but not so much for the young 'uns who move around chasing work. by twistedLucidity (Fri 28th May 2021 7:56am)
  • First game is on Monday 14th, so the latest they'll move us out of L3 is on the 5th (can't be much later as fans will start to arrive). So it's either this week or next, with any change happening on the Monday. Last game on the 22nd, and I guess it's back to L3 on the 25th. Make the most of the freedom whilst you have it! by twistedLucidity (Fri 28th May 2021 7:55am)
  • Ah. Did not know that. You can tell I don't follow soccerball. by twistedLucidity (Fri 28th May 2021 8:16am)
  • Fellow Glaswegians, Do your COVID test twice a week and report the results, even if negative. In fact, **especially** if negative! by twistedLucidity (Fri 28th May 2021 1:35pm)
  • Yes. Everyone who treated me back in them days was great and if they had any questions/worries, there was senior dentist (prof? consultant?) kicking around who could check/advise on things. A student extracted a rather oddly erupted wisdom tooth that was giving me grief without any problems or pain whatsoever. by twistedLucidity (Fri 28th May 2021 2:26pm)
  • Use uSwitch. Unless you can get fibre (Virgin, Vodafone, HyperOptic etc), all ISPs will be using OpenReach and your speed will mostly depend on your distance to the cabinet and then to the exchange. You get what you pay for to a large extent. The likes of Talk talk have crap customer service. Zen are awesome, but you do pay for that. I used.Zen when I was in Govanhill/Strathbungo and was getting 80/20. Cost was about £35 I think. As for WiFi, that's a function of your router. Consider placement carefully (central is a good rule of thumb) and check local frequencies to avoid interference with other signals. by twistedLucidity (Fri 28th May 2021 9:52pm)
  • My partner and I both got jagged there about a week apart. I got Pfizer, they got AZ. So it really depends. Genuinely surprised my partner got AZ given their age, figured they were a shoe-in for Pfizer as well. by twistedLucidity (Fri 28th May 2021 11:06pm)
  • Aye, put that trash in modem-mode and shove something decent behind it. Ubiquiti for prosumer, then TP-Link or Asus. Buffalo do decent enough units too. by twistedLucidity (Fri 28th May 2021 11:13pm)
  • DELETED If you have any concerns that the dogs pose a threat to you or your dog, call the police. *You* think the dog is dangerous and it is clearly out of control. Maybe a bit dramatic, but that's the law. You may also wish to consider socialising your dog more. Obedience classes are good for this. by twistedLucidity (Sat 29th May 2021 7:24pm)
  • This seems to be part of it. Getting to obedience classes and socialising is key. But the onus is also on the other dog owners. If they can't see their dog (never mind it being off-lead) then it is out of control. If another person even *thinks* that dog is a threat, it is a not a "dangerous and out of control" dog and can be reported as such. The Dangerous Dogs Act may mean well, but it has some rather overbearing terms. by twistedLucidity (Sat 29th May 2021 7:22pm)
  • High. No booze indoors. by twistedLucidity (Sat 29th May 2021 7:40pm)
  • Accurate too. If you've not booked for outside, pickings are slim. Might have better luck at a licensed cafe or restaurant. by twistedLucidity (Sat 29th May 2021 7:58pm)
  • Looks like a corker of a day. Time to break out the factor 50. by twistedLucidity (Sun 30th May 2021 8:18am)
  • There's a redevelopment of Shawlands Arcade happening, it you're willing to wait and buy off-plan, that could be a goer. As for flats...hard to help without knowing a budget but £180k would give you a two bed flat just about anywhere and you can certainly get cheaper than that. If you want a house, you need to replace that "1" with a "2" at a minimum, or look outside the city, as you are doing. Keep looking though, there's *heaps* of building going on. by twistedLucidity (Sun 30th May 2021 9:32am)
  • > she's looking at 1 bed flats. She keeps getting outbid by insane amounts over HR. That's be the "investment" (foreign or landlording) market. by twistedLucidity (Sun 30th May 2021 9:43am)
  • It's a fitbaw miracle! by twistedLucidity (Sun 30th May 2021 2:23pm)
  • Explains the note of Dachsund in the aftertaste. by twistedLucidity (Sun 30th May 2021 6:45pm)
  • Any supermarket will sell free range. You should also find organic in the bigger ones. McQeen's dairy do delivery, although I don't think their eggs are organic. by twistedLucidity (Tue 1st Jun 2021 6:58am)
  • Odd, there's a new 5G mast beside Morrison's. by twistedLucidity (Tue 1st Jun 2021 7:02am)
  • Victoria Park North always has plenty of parking. With a wee one in tow, keep in mind the loos don't open until 1000. by twistedLucidity (Tue 1st Jun 2021 7:56am)
  • Good bot by twistedLucidity (Tue 1st Jun 2021 10:33am)
  • Under 3 secs? That'll be bots buying them then. Expect them to appear on reseller sites; or have measures been put in place to stop scalpers? by twistedLucidity (Tue 1st Jun 2021 10:37am)
  • I'd give them a wee while to grow runners, then harvest a few runners and leave the mature plants alone. Alloway Road towards Kilmarnock Road. by twistedLucidity (Tue 1st Jun 2021 2:05pm)
  • We harvested three ot four runners last year, they've taken rather well. You don't need many, these plants are pretty good at spreading out and I'd hate to see the mature plants dmaaged. by twistedLucidity (Tue 1st Jun 2021 2:40pm)
  • Feral scrotes. by twistedLucidity (Tue 1st Jun 2021 7:21pm)
  • Is it being broadcast on free-to-air (BBC, ITV etc)? I don't normally watch football, but it might alleviate a bit of boredom. by twistedLucidity (Wed 2nd Jun 2021 9:41am)
  • 1. Fuck 'spoons 1. https://neverspoons.app/ (no website, only app. _Boo!_) 1. Finally, fuck 'spoons and that Tim Martin wanker by twistedLucidity (Wed 2nd Jun 2021 9:46am)
  • Neither I nor my partner are fully vaccinated and Glasgow isn't in L2 yet, things will _just_ be opening up this weekend and be rammied; so staying well-clear for a while. by twistedLucidity (Wed 2nd Jun 2021 1:31pm)
  • 1. Your MP has nothing to do with this, contact your local councillors. 1. Join your community council (you will have one) meetings (these will be happening) and raise the local issues. If you are struggling to find details, contact your local councillors. 1. Your insurance should be covering any costs and they can go claim off the council. 1. If you want to keep pursuing, then keep a list of **all** expenses (with receipts etc), correspondence etc and file a claim against GCC in small claims court. 1. All the very best of luck. by twistedLucidity (Thu 3rd Jun 2021 9:52am)
  • It could be good, but it isn't. Should have gone Dutch and made cars the lowest priority. by twistedLucidity (Thu 3rd Jun 2021 9:58am)
  • Nah, this is a gender issue. Cycled for years, nary a comment. Am older white male. Can be 100% certain it would be different if I were a younger female. by twistedLucidity (Thu 3rd Jun 2021 9:58pm)
  • Excuse me while is order by controversial. This'll be fun. by twistedLucidity (Thu 3rd Jun 2021 9:57pm)
  • No, I meant I was going to go and read the nonsense being spouted. by twistedLucidity (Thu 3rd Jun 2021 10:07pm)
  • OP's description reads exactly like gender based rather than general abuse. As I said, as a male I have not had one *single* comment whilst riding. Nor running either, and I know women gave sorts of issues whilst out for a run. Stop trying to deny it deflect from it. It's a problem. Accept that and if you see it, call the berk out on it. by twistedLucidity (Thu 3rd Jun 2021 10:11pm)
  • Yeah, I don't get it either. I don't comment on people's set-up unless they ask, and I end it with "....but I'm not an expert". Also, taking seat height as an example, some people have perfectly good reasons for having it set low. Maybe they have one weak leg and like the confidence of easy ground reach? Or the bike is borrowed and they don't want to ruin someone else's set-up? Or.... Boggles my tiny mind. by twistedLucidity (Thu 3rd Jun 2021 10:28pm)
  • I am sorry you're experiencing all that. As a male I can confirm I have never had a comment thrown my way, but I can confirm that white van drivers are belligerent assholes with *very* few exceptions. Take heart in the fact that not all men are like that. You can spot us, we're the ones *not* catcalling after you. I wish I had some sage advice to give, but I don't. Reads like you got plenty on cameras and stuff already. by twistedLucidity (Thu 3rd Jun 2021 10:38pm)
  • "It all started here" on Deanston Dr is a good shout. Not cheap though. by twistedLucidity (Fri 4th Jun 2021 9:41am)
  • Height limit is more like 3m and 2.5m withing 1m of the boundary. by twistedLucidity (Sun 6th Jun 2021 7:42am)
  • Very few proper dog parks in Glasgow. There is Bellahouston (official) and the old putting green on Glasgow Green. That's it. There are other paid places further out though. by twistedLucidity (Sun 6th Jun 2021 9:09pm)
  • > “One of the absolute critical issues is office return,” said Ms Laiolo. They're no getting me back into an office full time. by twistedLucidity (Mon 7th Jun 2021 10:38am)
  • Offices will be needed for meeting space, but those could just be rented as and when. I do miss aspects of being in the office (chit-chat etc), but I also like being able to rearrange my day on a whim to suit whatever is going on at home. by twistedLucidity (Mon 7th Jun 2021 11:25am)
  • Depends on what has been happening. A few general tips: * Keep a diary of events. * Record any noise if you can. * Try talking to them politely. * Leave a polite note. If problems persist: * Council; * Housing Association; and /or * Police. TBH you haven't really explained what has been going on so it's impossible to provide any real advice. by twistedLucidity (Tue 8th Jun 2021 10:10am)
  • 1. Howard Leight Max-Lite plugs are great. 1. You should still hear your alarm, shrill noises penetrate pretty well. 1. Rather than egging them as a first response; have you tried talking to them? Sound can bounce around in unexpected ways, they may not realise they sound so loud to you. by twistedLucidity (Wed 9th Jun 2021 9:26am)
  • Pile drivers. by twistedLucidity (Wed 9th Jun 2021 2:39pm)
  • And 300 (or whatever it's called) beside Pollok Park. by twistedLucidity (Thu 10th Jun 2021 5:03pm)
  • I can summarise it in two words: uninspiring improvement. Yes, it is _much_ better than what's there (not hard) but I just wish it wasn't another generic brick-block like every flat development everywhere at the moment. by twistedLucidity (Thu 10th Jun 2021 5:01pm)
  • Fuck 'spoons. by twistedLucidity (Thu 10th Jun 2021 7:17pm)
  • Wow. That shoe is holding the whole bridge up! ^^^^/s by twistedLucidity (Fri 11th Jun 2021 3:04pm)
  • I've bought suits there in the past, one of the few places that can fit me off the peg (I'm rather tall). by twistedLucidity (Sat 12th Jun 2021 8:25am)
  • Huh. I thought the barriers were there to limit the number of vehicles as the bridge is weak. Seems an awfully short road for boy racers. by twistedLucidity (Sun 13th Jun 2021 8:37am)
  • To reduce the number of vehicles on the bridge at one time and thus the load on the bridge. by twistedLucidity (Sun 13th Jun 2021 8:35am)
  • AZ? Dang. If they were doing Pfizer I'd have gone along. by twistedLucidity (Sun 13th Jun 2021 2:54pm)
  • Yeah, weird thing. I am *much* older than 30 or 40 and yet they gave me Pfizer for my first. Dunno why, supply issues at the time? by twistedLucidity (Sun 13th Jun 2021 8:28pm)
  • Nah, my first one was Pfizer, so I'd like the second one to be Pfizer too. by twistedLucidity (Sun 13th Jun 2021 8:27pm)
  • The builders at one of neighbours had a rubbish chute at such a shallow angle you had to duck when walking along the pavement to avoid hitting it. Least this one looks a bit better. Any signs up? Is this the housing association or something doing the work? by twistedLucidity (Tue 15th Jun 2021 7:01am)
  • Should be doable, although there may be a bit of ceiling damage as the sparks fishes the wires through. How big a job it is all depends on how things are laid out just now. by twistedLucidity (Wed 16th Jun 2021 8:03am)
  • Which film? by twistedLucidity (Wed 16th Jun 2021 8:01am)
  • Nice. Really enjoyed "The Hitman's Bodyguard" ourselves. by twistedLucidity (Wed 16th Jun 2021 8:49am)
  • If the items are serviceable, sell them.on Gumtree or call a charity that does uplift. Freecycle? Ask a mate with a car to help you get them to the dump? Failing all that, try to arrange bulk uplift from the council? by twistedLucidity (Wed 16th Jun 2021 7:10pm)
  • Some bastard stole our milk delivery, great start to the morning. by twistedLucidity (Thu 24th Jun 2021 7:38am)
  • A static indoor mobile repeater could help, but at £400+ a pop, seems a tad excessive! As others have said, try WiFi calling or, better yet, call friends and family over the likes of Signal. by twistedLucidity (Sat 26th Jun 2021 10:58pm)
  • Food bins have been stopped for a good while now. by twistedLucidity (Sun 27th Jun 2021 10:00pm)
  • That's all I had with Pfizer. Got the second one in ~2 weeks, will be interesting to see if it's any different. by twistedLucidity (Mon 28th Jun 2021 8:59am)
  • Fly tipping a go-to. *Sigh.* More big brain thinking from the dim bulbs in GCC. What I'd love to see is some enforcement for littering and fly tipping. Maybe I can reverse charge them for all the time they don't pick up the domestic waste when they are supposed to? by twistedLucidity (Mon 28th Jun 2021 8:01pm)
  • Yup. If you are too poor to own a car GCC will now punish you for.being poor. A very Tory policy if you ask me. by twistedLucidity (Mon 28th Jun 2021 8:05pm)
  • SNP 35, Labour 30, Tory 7, Green 6, Independent 5, and Alba 2. by twistedLucidity (Mon 28th Jun 2021 8:15pm)
  • Do you mean between the panes of a double glazed unit? If so, the unit has failed and should be replaced. by twistedLucidity (Mon 28th Jun 2021 8:32pm)
  • That must be from your flat (and thus the glass) being colder than the outside air causing the humidity to condense. Does it happen in the morning? If you want to stop it, fit double glazing. Grants are available to help with cost but beware of any conservation area rules. by twistedLucidity (Tue 29th Jun 2021 6:18am)
  • The all seem to be over in r/scotland for some reason. by twistedLucidity (Tue 29th Jun 2021 9:19am)
  • I'd begin by searching the sub for answers to this very common question. Possil is up-and-coming, interesting wildlife too. by twistedLucidity (Tue 29th Jun 2021 10:31am)
  • I was one of the chosen ones until about a year ago. Moved into a new house and now I suffer like the rest of nature's rejects. by twistedLucidity (Tue 29th Jun 2021 7:48pm)
  • Yes, "pollen bomb" as was forecast. Thank fuck for citrizene! If you suffer, speak to a pharmacist, although you might have to try a few things to find what works for you. by twistedLucidity (Tue 29th Jun 2021 7:50pm)
  • To be fair, the whole street was there. Pull the curtains next time. by twistedLucidity (Tue 29th Jun 2021 9:03pm)
  • The rent is cheap for a reason. I suggest you got and check SIMD 2020 to find out why. by twistedLucidity (Wed 30th Jun 2021 10:30am)
  • Heard you the first time, pal. by twistedLucidity (Thu 1st Jul 2021 7:07am)
  • Yes? by twistedLucidity (Thu 1st Jul 2021 7:06am)
  • Speak with the school, I think you'd have to go through proper processes to have the data recovered. The success of recovery will depend on how the drive is damaged (corruption, physical or water damage etc) and how much you are willing to pay. May be easier to consider the data lost, copy a backup and start again. by twistedLucidity (Thu 1st Jul 2021 7:17pm)
  • They're all crooks in one shape or form, but at least as the seller they theoretically work for you. Get your own solicitor though, not whichever pleb they recommend. by twistedLucidity (Thu 1st Jul 2021 7:35pm)
  • With sensitive data? Don't be daft, that'd be a major privacy issue. by twistedLucidity (Thu 1st Jul 2021 7:41pm)
  • If you just deleted something then the data is still there and should be recoverable. Don't add use the drive. If the damage is physical, that's when it can get *very* expensive. by twistedLucidity (Thu 1st Jul 2021 7:46pm)
  • I already have. by twistedLucidity (Thu 1st Jul 2021 7:58pm)
  • If the world woke up tomorrow and said "Let's fix this!" we actually could. It doesn't take floating fusion reactors or something. Lots of basic engineering done at sufficient scale would get us most of the way there, then simple life changes (also at scale) would do the rest. But because those with the power are not directly suffering (and won't be until longer after you or I), any attempt to effect change is blocked. We could reforest the entire planet for US$300bn IIRC. That's chump change to any Western nation. by twistedLucidity (Fri 2nd Jul 2021 9:34am)
  • GCC will wait until the last possible second before doing anything, then whinge about how expensive it all is. I have no doubt that there would be funds they could access to cover the costs (this is a potential cycling highway if a bit of thought is applied) and I also have no doubt the GCC are too incompetent and feckless to do so. They can't even empty domestic bins on schedule, a schedule *they* planned! by twistedLucidity (Fri 2nd Jul 2021 9:38am)
  • I thought it was meant to be part of a public walking/cycle route and the residents got all pissy? I'll be honest, I've not bothered to check what any deeds might say. by twistedLucidity (Fri 2nd Jul 2021 9:36am)
  • Because all the easy options are gone, we pissed decades up the wall in the name of short-term profit. We failed to leap-frog the developing world past coal etc. We are now looking at the "doable but more politically/financilly expensive" options (none of this is "risky" per se, it's just taking action). Pretty soon we will be at the "only magic new tech can save us" point and that's is when the actual risky shit will have to be tried. by twistedLucidity (Fri 2nd Jul 2021 1:09pm)
  • Ah, feck. by twistedLucidity (Sat 3rd Jul 2021 9:44am)
  • Glasgow is a big place, where are you moving to? by twistedLucidity (Sat 3rd Jul 2021 2:22pm)
  • Would have closed up around 2000 after the merger with Grana Television, no? by twistedLucidity (Sat 3rd Jul 2021 9:16pm)
  • This has all been answered in [your post](https://redd.it/odfzzl) in r/Scotland. Why did you not just crosspost? by twistedLucidity (Sun 4th Jul 2021 11:08am)
  • When I had long hair I used to go to Scrimshaw's near the Clutha. No idea if they are still in business. by twistedLucidity (Sun 4th Jul 2021 11:07am)
  • I used [Conroy McInnes](http://conroymcinnes.co.uk/); seemed to do an OK job. by twistedLucidity (Mon 5th Jul 2021 9:58am)
  • Ah FFS. I'll need to find a new route now. by twistedLucidity (Mon 5th Jul 2021 9:01pm)
  • It's GCC, expect months of delays and shoddy work. Wouldn't surprise me if it never reopened TBH. by twistedLucidity (Mon 5th Jul 2021 9:37pm)
  • 800 degrees in Giffnock, CC'S, ORO and, it you like it big 'n sloppy rather that more traditional, Stefano's. by twistedLucidity (Tue 6th Jul 2021 5:19pm)
  • Ah, has it gone? It was showing up the other day which did puzzle me as I thought it was closed. by twistedLucidity (Tue 6th Jul 2021 8:57pm)
  • I know it is permitted is some areas and there was a push to allow it in Glasgow, but nothing came of it. Given how many people seem to ride, and given how inattentive many drivers are, I can see bikes coming a cropper as they blast up the inside only for a car to cut in at the end of the bus lane without looking. Bikes can filter and, if sufficient care is taken, that can offset most of the "benefit" from accessing bus lanes. You also need to consider how the bus gates work - can bikes use those? If this is something you are genuinely interested in, contact your local MAG or BMF rep and get involved. Disclaimer: Am a motorcyclist by twistedLucidity (Thu 8th Jul 2021 7:22am)
  • No, I've been reporting the missed bins (feels like every second collection) using their site. One think to note is that they've updated their site so what is supposed to be the direct link to the reporting page now 404s (could well be deliberate). The working link is: https://glasgow.gov.uk/index.aspx?articleid=19894 Note: You need a mygov.scot account by twistedLucidity (Fri 9th Jul 2021 7:13pm)
  • The [original post](https://redd.it/oh1dt2) by u/thegreatblazed was deleted in error, so I am reposting. by twistedLucidity (Fri 9th Jul 2021 9:24pm)
  • ITV/STV has be utterly crap throughout the competition. Been easier for me to use a VPN and stream from Germany over that than use the ITV/STV piece of amateur crap. Getting the roof fixed soon, going to have a house aerial installed at the same time. Be better for the environment too. by twistedLucidity (Fri 9th Jul 2021 9:24pm)
  • So long as you don't leap on a table and yell "English power! Bow before your master, Jocks!" at some point, you should be fine. by twistedLucidity (Fri 9th Jul 2021 9:50pm)
  • Their gender isn't the issue, the fact they're an arsehole is. They understand perfectly well and are simply trolling for the lulz or somesuch pish. by twistedLucidity (Sun 11th Jul 2021 7:43am)
  • There is one opening up behind Shawlands Arcade called "Partenope" that has just opened (or is about to). Or is this a cunning PR ploy? by twistedLucidity (Tue 13th Jul 2021 9:35pm)
  • Well, give them a try I guess. Or maybe I'm the PR ploy! by twistedLucidity (Tue 13th Jul 2021 10:02pm)
  • Err....I sold a 2 bed in (basically) Govanhill for £120+ a few years ago, I'd say £150k in Cathcart now was a keen price. by twistedLucidity (Tue 13th Jul 2021 10:52pm)
  • > myself and girlfriend have just managed to buy a flat in Cathcart in the southside. We're almost neighbours! £150k in Cathcart seems OK given current market (obvs. depends of the actual property) but if you are planning to stay a while (i.e. it's a home, not an Investment) then you'll be fine. The West End is also pricing the wannabe Tarquins out and they're all coming South, tempted by our artisanal sourdough bakeries and bijou coffee shops. My piece of advice would be to never note interest and never go to a closing date...offer what you are prepared to pay and.make it time limited with the property coming off the market. If all your ducks are in a row (mortgage, chain etc) then you could.be in for a win. Too mab people offer.but cannot complete. by twistedLucidity (Tue 13th Jul 2021 10:59pm)
  • Aye, it doesn't always work. Them's the rules.of the game though. Me. I sold to a cash buyer with no chain and a guarantee they would.live in it. Worked out. by twistedLucidity (Tue 13th Jul 2021 11:59pm)
  • Get a better solicitor. Got our current place on the second offer (first for a different place was refused). We had all our finances in order and could complete within a week. We made sure that was emphasised. Also, we had a good solicitor we had appointed and not some yahoo via an estate agent. by twistedLucidity (Wed 14th Jul 2021 12:00am)
  • TBH the guarantee it would be a home is what swung it. Fuck the AirBnB twats. by twistedLucidity (Wed 14th Jul 2021 12:07am)
  • Call the SSPCA or police (non-emergency). by twistedLucidity (Wed 14th Jul 2021 7:05pm)
  • Bought near the start of 2018. by twistedLucidity (Wed 14th Jul 2021 9:28pm)
  • The doors being stiff in the frames could just be humidity/temperature, but if they are now only partially opening (i.e..scraping on floor) then that's different. The crack *might* just be plaster but either way, pictures to the agent..perhaps.speak with neighbours and see if they have noticed anything or know more. The Southside is riddled with old mines, but I thought these had been backfilled by now. by twistedLucidity (Wed 14th Jul 2021 9:46pm)
  • Oh, I am aware things have gone a bit mental in places (well, more mental). There's lots of big banks and foreign investment moving in. They will just pay *whatever* to get the property and the continuing revenue (rent). by twistedLucidity (Wed 14th Jul 2021 10:15pm)
  • Woken up at 0330 by repeated mis-dials to the partner's out-of-hours phone. Urgh. by twistedLucidity (Thu 15th Jul 2021 9:09am)
  • [Instruction manual](https://www.manualslib.com/manual/1048843/Horstmann-Economy-7-Quartz.html) From a brief read it is an immersion heater, not on-demand, and you need to make sure the clock is adjusted correctly. There could be a fault at the immersion side. Check your fuse box and that the heater is turned on. by twistedLucidity (Thu 15th Jul 2021 6:21pm)
  • It's a big tank of water that is heated up. This one only heats up overnight when electricity is cheaper. It is *not* on-demand. Make sure the time is adjusted correctly and (if it is working) you will have hot water in the morning. I assume the booster allows you to manually heat the water when you need. If that is not working then yes, it could.be broken. Your landlord should send someone out ASAP. by twistedLucidity (Thu 15th Jul 2021 6:31pm)
  • Brillant! by twistedLucidity (Thu 15th Jul 2021 7:26pm)
  • Wizard of Paws? They're beside Auldhouse Retail Park. by twistedLucidity (Sun 18th Jul 2021 3:33pm)
  • People leaving food out and general litter lying around attracts scavengers. So blame GCC for not emptying bin's or cleaning the street a d blame that clarity fucks who throw their shit on the ground rather than binning it or taking it home. by twistedLucidity (Mon 19th Jul 2021 8:42am)
  • Pretty easy to carry, although there is a bit of a knack. Hold the bike by the top bar and find the balance point. Now do a bicep curl and hoik it up on to your shoulder, I like to keep a grip with my elbow locked into my side. Grab the handlebars with the other hand to stop them flapping around. Off you trot. by twistedLucidity (Mon 19th Jul 2021 9:14pm)
  • I wouldn't worry too much, the lazy feckers rarely come round to empty them. 😡 by twistedLucidity (Wed 21st Jul 2021 11:16pm)
  • I've lived in Glasgow on and off for ~28 years, but I'm a durty immigrant. Can I still answer? by twistedLucidity (Sat 24th Jul 2021 3:49pm)
  • Don't write to the council, it will be a waste of effort. Write to your councillor or, even better, join in your community council meeting. GCC are a shower of jobsworths and will only take action when repeatedly smacked around the head with the correct paperwork, community responses and so forth. If this junction is outwith your community council area, still write to your councillors about it. by twistedLucidity (Sun 25th Jul 2021 7:40pm)
  • > Non-murdering young Glaswegians of Reddit! Well, that counts me out.best of luck! by twistedLucidity (Mon 26th Jul 2021 11:48pm)
  • Got a link? by twistedLucidity (Wed 28th Jul 2021 4:24pm)
  • The did this with Wollaton Hall (Wayne Manor) down in Notts. by twistedLucidity (Thu 29th Jul 2021 7:51am)
  • Any old blokes drinking den. Good luck following the patter. by twistedLucidity (Thu 29th Jul 2021 5:21pm)
  • Another thing on today is Critical Mass. Anyone attended? Worth it? by twistedLucidity (Fri 30th Jul 2021 7:15am)
  • Sushi is not just raw fish; loads using cooked meats, egg or even all veg. Whether an "all you can eat" place would be worth it, I dunno. Makes me think of those "world buffet" places. Yuck. by twistedLucidity (Sat 31st Jul 2021 11:30am)
  • 2.6k your mom's by twistedLucidity (Sat 31st Jul 2021 8:14pm)
  • I know the area fairly well and it would be unusual for a decent place there to struggle. What's wrong with the flat? Structural? Ground? Neighbours? Outstanding repairs? Also keep in mind that, after the pandemic, the big demand is for places with private gardens but I would expect that to be reflected in the HR. My main guess is that your estate agent is crap. Last place I sold (pre-pandemic) was between Strathbungo and Govanhill. It was also a two bed but with a small lounge, on the market for barely 24 hours. by twistedLucidity (Sat 31st Jul 2021 8:39pm)
  • Yeah, I'd be inclined to take it off the market for a bit and put it back on with a different agent. £200k does sound on the high side though, even given the location. by twistedLucidity (Sat 31st Jul 2021 8:49pm)
  • * Lightweight and waterproof jacket from a company like Dare2B - £40-60 * Basic fleece - £20 (jumpers etc also work) * Available from Go Outdoors and similar places by twistedLucidity (Sun 1st Aug 2021 8:31am)
  • Well, that was remiss of me. It's a blue-green shimmer on the surface of the water, as seen [here](https://canalrivertrust.org.uk/refresh/media/image/42036.jpg?w=900&fm=webp&s=e92f008d9636ac3dfa1b361100cf6d0e) and [here](https://canalrivertrust.org.uk/refresh/media/image/42069.jpg?w=900&fm=webp&s=552d43d5738c79908abcb5c44670861e) ([full article](https://canalrivertrust.org.uk/enjoy-the-waterways/safety-on-our-waterways/blue-green-algae-what-you-need-to-know)). by twistedLucidity (Tue 3rd Aug 2021 6:56am)
  • Screwfix or Homebase is probably your best shout for blocky chain. Hard to find a decent ironmonger these days. by twistedLucidity (Tue 3rd Aug 2021 8:16am)
  • Keep your dog out of them ponds. Manky as all hell, filled with broken bottles etc. Urgh. by twistedLucidity (Tue 3rd Aug 2021 10:23am)
  • Not been to Maxwell Park, shall have an amble that way some day soon. by twistedLucidity (Tue 3rd Aug 2021 10:35am)
  • We can't all win big on the Ponzi du jour. by twistedLucidity (Tue 3rd Aug 2021 12:14pm)
  • Eh? by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th Aug 2021 7:58am)
  • Passed for me within 24 hours (Pfizer). It hits a lot of people like this, best advice is to just sleep it off it you can. by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th Aug 2021 9:24am)
  • Barely 15mins in Shawlands. by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th Aug 2021 10:01pm)
  • Thought it was closed, when did it reopen? by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th Aug 2021 10:00pm)
  • Yikes! Heard Battlefield was a bit flooded too. by twistedLucidity (Sat 7th Aug 2021 8:28am)
  • > Why is Glasgow such a filthy shithole? It's full of Glaswegians who don't give a flying fuck about themselves, their neighbours, or their city. Much to the despair of *other* Glaswegians who do. GCC are also completely useless. by twistedLucidity (Sun 8th Aug 2021 8:01pm)
  • Nah, Liverpool for the maritime history. by twistedLucidity (Mon 9th Aug 2021 7:17pm)
  • It's just not the same any more. Nice outside area, put so generic now on the inside and the beer selection is now woeful. Used to be a great place for a decent ale, no more. ☹️ by twistedLucidity (Wed 11th Aug 2021 4:42pm)
  • I can't I'm afraid. by twistedLucidity (Wed 11th Aug 2021 4:54pm)
  • You're bringing a cat over from the USA? Well, there's your problem, ***very*** few landlords will permit pets. Unfortunately one of the better agencies for that is Western Lettings (they won't flat out refuse; I have permitted pets via them before, but I am no longer a landlord). You could offer an increased deposit, plus to pay for professional deep cleaning at tenancy end. If the cat can live with someone, that will allow you to get a flat here. Once here you no longer have time pressure and so can find a place that allows pets, then send for the cat. You could not mention the cat, but that runs the risk of eviction and is the next landlord wants a reference.... by twistedLucidity (Thu 12th Aug 2021 7:30am)
  • How? Which department do I call? Do you have a link? by twistedLucidity (Thu 12th Aug 2021 9:42am)
  • I just printed out the paper and then laminated it in sticky-back plastic. Water resistant and the batteries last forever. :-) by twistedLucidity (Thu 12th Aug 2021 7:16pm)
  • Ruchill is on, not heard a thing about the others. Not that I'm in a state to for a Parkrun just now. by twistedLucidity (Thu 12th Aug 2021 7:15pm)
  • Nah. Cut sticky-back to size and...err...stuck it on. Broad, clear packing tape would work too. by twistedLucidity (Thu 12th Aug 2021 9:47pm)
  • Is that open to the public? Never been in, assumed it was trade/members only. by twistedLucidity (Sat 14th Aug 2021 10:56am)
  • World Foods on Nithsdale Street, close to Pollokshaws Road? Yadgar on Calder Street? I don't think Shawlands Continental stocks it, but I've never really paid attention to their sweet counter. by twistedLucidity (Sat 14th Aug 2021 10:55am)
  • Good to know, thanks! by twistedLucidity (Sat 14th Aug 2021 11:04am)
  • Also need to factor transport to/from the station but I agree, travelling whilst asleep is great. I used the sleeper once decades ago and genuinely thought the service had been stopped. by twistedLucidity (Mon 16th Aug 2021 7:08am)
  • Sept 18th, 30 Orange walks in one day. Christ sake. Scotland's shame is going large it seems. [Herald article](https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/19511962.glasgow-orange-walks-return-next-month-thousand-parade-september-18/) by twistedLucidity (Mon 16th Aug 2021 7:26am)
  • This in spades. by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th Aug 2021 3:52pm)
  • Yeah, make no sense at all. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Aug 2021 10:27am)
  • Doubt the police could do much anyway. If you're arguing with a driver if it should be £20 or £28, wouldn't that make it civil rather than criminal? by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Aug 2021 10:27am)
  • > he got Lippy with the police That was a mistake. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Aug 2021 11:02am)
  • There's the disused course in Queens Park, just make sure it's clear of dogs and walkers. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Aug 2021 11:43am)
  • If you have to ask... by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Aug 2021 11:42am)
  • GCC have once again proven how completely useless they are. I've been submitting missed bin reports almost every other week for months now as they continually fail to collect the bins from our side of the street. I just had a reply from the council apologising and saying they'll be round to collect the missed bin in 7 days. This was for a report sent *in May!* To cap it all, they've removed half the bins from a nearby park and only replaced two of them. No wonder Glasgow is strewn in litter! Absolute shower of jobsworths. The whole council needs ripped apart and rebuilt from the ground up, it's not fit for purpose. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Aug 2021 11:41am)
  • I use FixMyStreet for things like that. Works well. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Aug 2021 1:51pm)
  • Seriously? Hadn't heard that. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Aug 2021 1:50pm)
  • Thanks for the explanation. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Aug 2021 3:01pm)
  • Yes, I can hook you up. Green, white, matte and even gloss. Just call TL's Paint Emporium. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Aug 2021 9:57pm)
  • [Whit?](https://redd.it/p9sw8e). And the 23rd is a Monday, yah plum. Unless you genuinely mean ***LAST YEAR***. by twistedLucidity (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 3:13pm)
  • That's the joke. by twistedLucidity (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 9:29pm)
  • Yes, I know excellent places to get mushrooms. By far the best is towards Queens Park and is called "Stalks & Stems". Their field mushrooms are magic! by twistedLucidity (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 9:27pm)
  • Shattered this morning. Spent over four hours last night waiting at the emergency vets for one of our dogs to be seen (she'll be fine) due to the sheer volume of animals arriving. All those people carry in their dead and dying pets, understandably in deep distress, is almost enough to give a person PTSD. Staff were great though, just rushed off their feet. If I hadn't been driving I'd have shuffled off to the Bon Accord to wait it out. by twistedLucidity (Tue 24th Aug 2021 7:20am)
  • DELETED These lot: * http://huntersalesandco.co.uk/ * https://uk.linkedin.com/company/hunter-sales-and-co * https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/SC606924 Accounts are long overdue (might be pandemic, that), odd mismatch between Companies House and LinkedIn (but that could be part of the full employee list I can't see without logging in, and nature of business "Market research and public opinion polling ". Which is all a bit off putting, but nothing that compares to them bring [struck off](https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/SC606924/filing-history/MzMwODI2ODc0NGFkaXF6a2N4/document?format=pdf&download=0)! This took me 5 minutes and I don't mean to sound harsh, but you need to learn how to some basic background research. by twistedLucidity (Tue 24th Aug 2021 8:38pm)
  • The Stag Inn just South of Shawlands looks as dodgy as all balls. Probably safe enough though. by twistedLucidity (Wed 25th Aug 2021 9:45pm)
  • There are none, unfortunately. Lots of the places listed on [WhatPub](https://whatpub.com/search?q=Glasgow&lat=55.8636&lng=-4.25197&r=10&t=t&p=1&home=1) are not serving real ale at the moment (e.g..Corona, Old Smiddy). Your best bet is probably the Allison Arms, or Clockwork. There is a Wetherspoon's in Shawlands, but fuck Wetherspoons's. by twistedLucidity (Fri 27th Aug 2021 6:52am)
  • Either you are trolling, or you are living in sub-standard accomodation. You should have wall switches and drilling lights (roughly in the centre of the room). If not, contact Shelter and seek help. As for lamp repair, you're cheaper to replace. Edit: Troll confirmed by twistedLucidity (Fri 27th Aug 2021 7:01am)
  • * Frankie's, Skirving Street, South. Get the Magic with coconut milk * Transylvania cafe & shop, Victoria Road, South. Grab a cabbage pastry at the same time. * It all started here, Deanston Drive, South. Make sure you have taken out a second mortgage first. by twistedLucidity (Fri 27th Aug 2021 7:07am)
  • FYI, WhatPub screws up their own links..that returns no results as it is searching for "Glasgow⪫=55.8636". by twistedLucidity (Fri 27th Aug 2021 8:09am)
  • A mere 25 year old as well. Hardly any patina yet. by twistedLucidity (Sat 28th Aug 2021 10:44pm)
  • No, it won't count as a transfer as you will be exiting the "air side" of the airport. You need to ensure you satisfy the requirements for your return to Scotland *as well as* your exit to the Netherlands. Call the airlines or COVID lines and seek advice. If you cannot satisfy the requirements, change your travel plans. TBH is don't see why you can't take the PCR before your flight out. AIUI the test needs to be taken *within* two days, not on the second. But do check the ScotGov website. Don't forget you need a test before you return and to fill in the locator form. by twistedLucidity (Sat 28th Aug 2021 10:41pm)
  • Mika on the Southern end of Shawlands are pretty good. Can't recall prices. by twistedLucidity (Sun 29th Aug 2021 2:32pm)
  • Those are all the same, it's all over OpenReach infrastructure. _IF_ TalkTalk works, then it is OK but should you have any problems; good luck. You should be able to get more providers though. Make sure to check directly with the ISPs. Zen are fantastic, but you will pay for their expertise. by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st Sep 2021 10:53am)
  • That is very good to know, shall have to look them up. Thanks! by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st Sep 2021 11:46am)
  • Huh, TIL you can PIT maneuver a person. by twistedLucidity (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 7:13am)
  • "Mad Max" was movie night, not training! 😀 by twistedLucidity (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 7:16am)
  • Aye, one coming up on the 18th. All the fruit-loops you could ask for. by twistedLucidity (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 7:45pm)
  • *Garde l'eau!* by twistedLucidity (Fri 3rd Sep 2021 8:19am)
  • Was some prat ther on Weds night in a promotional Lambo from Wella hair products. Well, I assume what the pink sports cars with the wavy-haired figure on the side was for. by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Sep 2021 12:32am)
  • Walked just under 20km around the Southside yesterday with the dogs, enjoying the relatively nice weather and the odd drink. Stumbling across the police cordon in Mansewood wasn't fun, clearly something rather unpleasant had happened given the number of officers cutting about. Would do a similar walk today towards Finneston today, but at some point I need to bite the bullet and tidy this place up. by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Sep 2021 8:43am)
  • Homebase, B&Q, Wickes, Dobbies, Rouken Glen Garden Centre etc etc by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Sep 2021 11:29am)
  • "Mister Sore Feet" more like! by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Sep 2021 8:37pm)
  • I'm an anti-social bastard at the best of times, but I just want to congratulate you on using "Reaching out" within the intended context. There's the Queen's Park Photography Club that has a premises at the top of Battlefiled/Langside; no idea if that's of any interest. by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th Sep 2021 9:59am)
  • Pretty sure I saw people coming out of it ~1 month ago. No idea if they were members, maintenance or what. by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th Sep 2021 2:29pm)
  • Any idea when they open proper? They were open last night when I drove past, but closed tonight when I walked past. They don't have a website, don't display opening times, and don't have any contact details other than Facebook. Beginning to think they do t actually want any business. by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th Sep 2021 7:42pm)
  • Until when? They were shut tonight at 1920. Can't they just put their times on the door like any normal place? by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th Sep 2021 9:55pm)
  • Do you have a link? I just keep ending up at Facebook at there's no items there..like any sane person, I don't have a Facebook account. They say on Reddit. Irony. by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th Sep 2021 10:30pm)
  • £2.60 for *water*? Fuck off. by twistedLucidity (Thu 9th Sep 2021 11:37am)
  • Guess things like TRNSMT are for making bank rather than doing anything to promote Scotland or Scottish produce. It's also pretty depressing how the big chains have just sucked up all the pubs etc that failed during lockdown and just serve the same pish: Heineken, Carling, Carlsberg, Tennent's, Stella, Budweiser. Rinse and repeat fucking *everywhere*. by twistedLucidity (Thu 9th Sep 2021 11:49am)
  • Beaverton is a Heineken brand. It's the same as Drygate for Tennent's. Meanwhile I can get a glass of Overtone (to pick one) almost nowhere. by twistedLucidity (Thu 9th Sep 2021 12:00pm)
  • Not much, although lager is rarely my thing. The thing is that it's *everywhere* and that gets a bit boring. by twistedLucidity (Thu 9th Sep 2021 1:46pm)
  • Ah right, thanks for the clarification. Thought they were just a brand run by Tennent's. by twistedLucidity (Thu 9th Sep 2021 1:45pm)
  • It's Friday and the last day of work for three weeks! Woo-hoo! by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Sep 2021 7:04am)
  • DELETED I'll preface this by saying that I spent 10 years living near Nottingham and got used to the *very* high quality pubs in the area (e.g. The Star Inn, Beeston; The Steamboat, Trent Lock) and on my return to Glasgow I realised that there are almost no pubs here, it's mostly all bars. Someone has already mentioned the Allison Arms which is a great wee place. Someone else has also mentioned the Laurieston and must say that I was unimpressed when I went there. There was nothing *wrong* as such, I would just had much higher expectations from a CAMRA winner. Koelschipyard (Pollokshaws Road, Strathbungo) is good if you want to try different, ever changing, beers. In the same area there is Marchtown, Bungo, Zinfandel (never been, but heard it's good). Am also told that the Bell Jar in Govanhill is good, but I haven't been myself yet. The Corona on the corner by Queens Park is nice. Food on the go and they should have a guest ale or two, but pandemic seems to have thrown a lot of things for a loop. Linen in Shawlands is alright, but like with so many things just now it was better before *The Event*. Food is usually good and they do (did?) have live music at times. Curious Liquids has a great selection of wines and beers, but be prepared to pay for the quality. Great mini-pizza Things & cheese boards. Then there's Phillies just behind it if you want more of a party/bar kind of thing. The Clockwork in Battlefield does food and usually has a few ales on. Good beer garden with a projector screen and they seem to show family movies at times. The Old Smiddy towards Linn Park is popular, but the only time I managed to get there was just after things reopened and I don't think they were at their best (staff & supply issues I expect). Will have to try them again. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Sep 2021 7:35am)
  • https://redd.it/pl3e5s There's that new "untraditional" Paddy Losty's place just beside Oro where Sweet Recreation used to be; whether or not it will actually be open is a question. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Sep 2021 2:50pm)
  • Increased wages will also push the drive for automation. by twistedLucidity (Sat 11th Sep 2021 8:13am)
  • Guess it depends on how many volunteers GCC got to pick up all the litter. by twistedLucidity (Sat 11th Sep 2021 8:25am)
  • Who will all fly in, say some platitudes, fly back, and do precisely nothing other than rearrange a few deck chairs. It's utterly depressing how such a serious issue is treated. by twistedLucidity (Sat 11th Sep 2021 8:43am)
  • Absolutely. Can't have the modern upper class seeing reality! by twistedLucidity (Sat 11th Sep 2021 8:47am)
  • Budget a thousand or so for gas to be brought in. For cooking the lack of gas is basically a non-issue, induction hobs are rather good these days. It's heating that is the issue. Budget ~£200 per radiator if you go down that route (should easily cover the rad and all connections, although rads can be silly money at times). As others have said, check for damp (small hand-held meters are cheap) and movement. If you are top, check in the attic if you can. Look for signs of moisture and easily visible daylight through the slates/boards. Find out when the windows were last replace and check the frames thoroughly if they are wooden. Failed double glazing panels are cheap to replace but if they are single glazed, budget a thousand or so *per window*. Read through the home report thoroughly and query any concerns via your solicitor so there is a record. Good luck! by twistedLucidity (Sat 11th Sep 2021 9:29am)
  • Never, **ever** for any reason at all buy a dog online. Gumtree et al should be banning the sale of live animals. For a specific breed, your best bet is to go via KC (although they've had recent issues with scammed pedigrees) or personal recommendation. For *any* dog, rescue one. SSPCA, Dogs Trust, SHWAUK, etc etc. by twistedLucidity (Tue 14th Sep 2021 10:46pm)
  • Shelters can suffer from "perfection being the enemy of good enough", but all you can do is keep trying. We have two large dogs right now (adopted two house moves ago) and we'll probably struggle to adopt again due to our incredibly small back garden. Still, it's better than giving thousands to criminals for a dog that probably has multiple health issues and a mother that is basically abused into being a puppy machine. by twistedLucidity (Tue 14th Sep 2021 11:46pm)
  • Remember the marches are on this weekend, might be best to dodge the city centre on Saturday. by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th Sep 2021 6:58am)
  • I know for a fact that Western Lettings will ask the landlord as they were my agent back in the day. Expect to pay an increased deposit and for cleaning on exit. by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th Sep 2021 2:47pm)
  • At £300 the cost of repair is probably more than the couch is worth. by twistedLucidity (Thu 16th Sep 2021 7:23am)
  • Do any of those walks perpetrate hate? Because if they do, then ban them. So out of that list, probably the fascists are the ones to go. by twistedLucidity (Fri 17th Sep 2021 8:06am)
  • Quick reminder folks - the Loyal Order of Wotsits are out in force today in the city (34 marches). So allow extra journey time, or just avoid. by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Sep 2021 7:57am)
  • AIUI, yes. by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Sep 2021 9:32am)
  • They couldn't have their jollies earlier due to COVID. by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Sep 2021 10:08am)
  • Did you seriously miss all the storied about the marches happening today? by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Sep 2021 4:08pm)
  • Oh joy, we're going tomorrow. Was kinda looking forwards to it. Guess we'll just have to get there early doors. by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Sep 2021 4:06pm)
  • Perfectly correct (humans are primates) and yet derogatory at the same time. Well done. by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Sep 2021 4:11pm)
  • [Facebook page](https://www.facebook.com/pg/CraftBeerandFoodTruckFestival/posts). As someone without a Facebook account, I can't see what is being said about them. Pretty concerned about tomorrow, beginning to wonder if it's worth the hassle. by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Sep 2021 4:53pm)
  • Reading a bit about the the problems it all seems to be down to poor Internet. Well, you know what you do with that? You got back in time and you stress test your connection good and early. This gives you and the operator plenty of time to sort the links out. For site WiFi, you can set up a few external APs (wired or mesh) and then run normal contactless over that. Investment? £5k is more than enough. It's not ricket surgery. Hell, there's places will come and do it for you. The only silver lining I can see for us is that they may have worked the kinks out by tomorrow. **Top-tip:** Only top-up or buy tickets with a credit card, that gives you another avenue of attack if you struggle to get a refund. by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Sep 2021 5:18pm)
  • Dunno about that, Chilli Bob's Chillfest (beers, food, music, loads of chilli related products) near Notts was well run and a bargain. They even had clean toilets! Not bad considering it was all in a couple of fields. by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Sep 2021 5:22pm)
  • I think Chillbob pitched it right by making it clear that it was a local farmer with a field and things were likely to go wrong (and they did). They did focus on the basics: marshals with a tractor to help the cars, crews to clean the bogs, and clear signs to say what was where. Anything else is a bonus really. by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Sep 2021 5:31pm)
  • Never even knew it was on! Shame to have missed it. by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Sep 2021 8:07pm)
  • I was just about to top-up for tomorrow, but I can't find any actual detail on how to get a refund, their site just says refunds (less their scalping) is available for "a period" (no actual detail). They bang on about visiting "the website" (no link provided) and accessing your "online account". Whilst I can login, powered by Weezevents (link is to a **French** site), to top-up there is **_fuck all_** detail on how I can manage my account. It is as scammy as all balls and I am seriously considering not going now. Guess the money on the tickets is wasted, or maybe I'll try a dispute. by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Sep 2021 10:52pm)
  • Been do Platform (sans dogs) and Dockyard. Both really good. Shall have to try Big Feed. by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Sep 2021 11:03pm)
  • Any concrete details on how to get a refund? Their site is complete shit. by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Sep 2021 11:02pm)
  • See you there, in one of the many queues! by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Sep 2021 11:01pm)
  • I am seriously considering not going. I can't find actual details on how to get a refund and their site only allows me to top-up; looks as scammy as all fuck. by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Sep 2021 11:27pm)
  • How? On what site? They don't have any details on their own site. A link to their FB post (assuming it's public) would be appreciated. Ta. by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Sep 2021 11:38pm)
  • Thanks by twistedLucidity (Sun 19th Sep 2021 5:41am)
  • Looks like we'll be going to the Rouken Glen Artisanal Queuing and Improv Incompetence Event aka the Craft Beer & Food Truck Festival. At least we have lowered my expectations to "complete shitshow", so I guess we won't be disappointed. by twistedLucidity (Sun 19th Sep 2021 7:11am)
  • Glutton for punishment? 😀 by twistedLucidity (Sun 19th Sep 2021 8:46am)
  • We're going for the start, try and avoid the multi-hour queues. by twistedLucidity (Sun 19th Sep 2021 9:46am)
  • Thanks. They must have updated their site since I looked. by twistedLucidity (Sun 19th Sep 2021 10:12am)
  • Just arrived. They say they have resolved their router issues and all is working. by twistedLucidity (Sun 19th Sep 2021 12:51pm)
  • Left with zero. I just don't like their site. You have to have over your credit card info *before* you can actually see your account, there's only the confirmation email after that as well. It's just not very well done. At least yesterday went well with everything working. by twistedLucidity (Mon 20th Sep 2021 7:36am)
  • Three week aff! W00t! by twistedLucidity (Mon 20th Sep 2021 8:58am)
  • > Maybe if you aren't acting like a drunken t*** you won't have a reason to worry about being recorded? So you **were** recording them? Why? And you think drunks are the problem? Yeesh. by twistedLucidity (Mon 20th Sep 2021 11:08am)
  • * r/personalfinanceuk * Shelter. * Citizens Advice Bureau. * Trussel Trust (or other food Bank organisation). * Not sure what your profession is, but there's loads of places front of house staff, drivers, and the like. * Deliveroo or food delivery in general. I used to do that for Pizza Hut to keep the wolf from the door. by twistedLucidity (Mon 20th Sep 2021 11:06am)
  • Might want to message that to OP, not me. by twistedLucidity (Mon 20th Sep 2021 12:32pm)
  • Brill! Everything worked and I'd say the prices were fair for the quality. Food £6-9, beer (pint) £6-8. Obviously there were some outliers, like high ABV beers at £12. Seemed to be well run with loads of people picking up litter, cleaning loos etc. I understand Saturday was a shitshow due to their Internet being down, but I can't fault yesterday. by twistedLucidity (Mon 20th Sep 2021 2:13pm)
  • Ta! by twistedLucidity (Mon 20th Sep 2021 5:42pm)
  • I too, would like to know where I can get this done. "Gut Rot Gose", "Incredibly Pathetic Ale", "If you think it's bad now, wait until tomorrow"..... by twistedLucidity (Mon 20th Sep 2021 10:46pm)
  • https://kineticprojects.co.uk/ They rewired our entire house and did a cracking job. Kept us up to date with progress throughout, dealt with the...umm..."esoteric" older wiring, and worked very well with the other contractors we had to bring in. by twistedLucidity (Wed 22nd Sep 2021 6:39pm)
  • LOL, no. You can fuck off into the same sea as the orange gibbons. by twistedLucidity (Wed 22nd Sep 2021 11:21pm)
  • Planet Rock for us. Only issue is that the news is mostly London-centric. by twistedLucidity (Thu 23rd Sep 2021 8:51am)
  • McDaid's Motatune in Strathbungo isn't Ford specific but they are solid mechanics. by twistedLucidity (Fri 24th Sep 2021 2:29pm)
  • Strathbungo/Govanhill is worth checking out. by twistedLucidity (Fri 24th Sep 2021 3:18pm)
  • I did the Craft Beer and Food Truck thing on Sunday, it was all plain sailing. The complains were all about Saturday and nothing was working as they had lost their Internet connection and couldn't verify tickets, wristbands etc. by twistedLucidity (Sat 25th Sep 2021 8:55am)
  • September weekend and not sure what to do. Car has a half-tank and all the panic buying means I don't want to burn through that on a jolly as we'll need that for other things. by twistedLucidity (Sat 25th Sep 2021 9:23am)
  • Their systems go down again? Happened at the Craft Beer and Food Truck thing on Saturday, Sunday was fine. Although this time I'm reading about understaffed bars, which sounds like a new problem. by twistedLucidity (Sat 25th Sep 2021 9:21am)
  • Saturday was a shitshow, Sunday (when we went) was grand. by twistedLucidity (Sat 25th Sep 2021 9:49am)
  • That sucks. Places like Hertz and Enterprise should have cars, although you might have to mortgage the cat to pay for one. by twistedLucidity (Sat 25th Sep 2021 9:48am)
  • Probably just stay home and clean! by twistedLucidity (Sat 25th Sep 2021 11:24am)
  • It was the same organisers using the same wristband system. by twistedLucidity (Sat 25th Sep 2021 11:23am)
  • Yes it was. They've been spamming me about this weekend. by twistedLucidity (Sat 25th Sep 2021 11:22am)
  • Well, they were both run by "Playground of Sound". I assumed the one last week, as It seems to occupy ~1/2 the site, was a dry-run for this weekend. by twistedLucidity (Sat 25th Sep 2021 11:30am)
  • Took a walk to Morrisons in Shawlands earlier and the garage was rammed by eejits in a panic. by twistedLucidity (Sat 25th Sep 2021 11:52am)
  • This person penguins. by twistedLucidity (Sat 25th Sep 2021 5:54pm)
  • Aye. Selfish arseholes running on the petrol stations. Shawlands Morrisons is down to four pumps of unleaded and they are limiting the people getting in. by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th Sep 2021 2:56pm)
  • From [UKPol](https://np.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/pw0fnx/no_10_plans_to_lower_salary_level_at_which/hedsvd9?context=3) by twistedLucidity (Mon 27th Sep 2021 9:05am)
  • NHS? 2-7 days IIRC. Use your receipt to check your result (can do that over the phone, not sure about online). by twistedLucidity (Mon 27th Sep 2021 8:20pm)
  • There's a Mastodon instance for Glasgow? Crikey. by twistedLucidity (Tue 28th Sep 2021 12:58pm)
  • Aye, spotted the various things they have running. by twistedLucidity (Tue 28th Sep 2021 1:53pm)
  • Set-up a camera and submit the recorded evidence? Use [Zoneminder](https://zoneminder.com/) or something similar to detect movement and start recording. by twistedLucidity (Tue 28th Sep 2021 9:00pm)
  • No, this is just yet another cost saving exercise. Something is going to have to give if there isn't an increase in central funding. Glasgow is either going to have find a way to raise more money from businesses or council tax. Glasgow's current CT rate is actually towards the [bottom of average](https://propertydata.co.uk/council-tax). Note: It's not clear if the linked figures include water charges in Enland. by twistedLucidity (Tue 28th Sep 2021 9:07pm)
  • They don't have to clear it _now_, which saves them in the short term. Longer term I agree, it still needs to be removed and will probably increase costs through vermin etc. But ask yourself why the apply patches to roads that fail within ~3 months rather the fixing the surface properly. It's all down to cashflow. by twistedLucidity (Tue 28th Sep 2021 9:29pm)
  • Should have been jailed for that alone. by twistedLucidity (Wed 29th Sep 2021 8:10am)
  • Can some post a link that doesn't need a FB login? Ta much. by twistedLucidity (Wed 29th Sep 2021 1:54pm)
  • ☝️This. I got my last license by having my partner taking a shot of me against a flat, white background. No issues at all. by twistedLucidity (Thu 30th Sep 2021 7:49am)
  • It's OK. Big Drop's stout is w-a-y better, you'd barely know you're drinking an alcohol-free beer. by twistedLucidity (Thu 30th Sep 2021 9:58am)
  • > I’m expecting the same sort of lift over COP26 that we experienced during the Commonwealth Games. What "lift"? Money spunked of parks, statues, etc that were then left to go to ruin? by twistedLucidity (Thu 30th Sep 2021 10:36am)
  • Hope you had some organic single estate latte (soy milk, of course) to wash it down before things got serious. Used to live just beside Govanhill, it's still an odd place with arty-farty cafés sat beside dodgy-as-all-balls repair shops. It's what make the place great! by twistedLucidity (Thu 30th Sep 2021 12:41pm)
  • I wouldn't use the word "lovely", more the phrase "soulless wasteland hoping to rise to the heights of Livingston", but it certainly isn't rough. by twistedLucidity (Fri 1st Oct 2021 9:45pm)
  • I was awake at 0530 for some reason. Not happy about it. by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Oct 2021 11:39am)
  • Quite often keys are stored on a shelf or something near the door. Convenient for the owner *and* the thief. If the keys can be seen from the letter box, thieves might be able to fish them. Keep keys out of sight. Also, upgrade your locks. That £10 Yale can probably be picked in a few seconds. by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Oct 2021 11:43am)
  • Strip them for parts or ship them overseas. by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Oct 2021 11:45am)
  • That's handy, I do need to get one seen to. by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Oct 2021 1:12pm)
  • Oh, the people are more than welcome and I hope our Great Masters finally pull their finger out ro get a wiggle on tackling climate change. But best city in the world? No. It's not even in the top 50, maybe not the top 100. Transport is dirty, expensive, not integrated, doesn't fully operate at night or Sundays. Drug abuse is endemic and people can regularly be seen passed out on the street on god knows what. The place is strewn with rubbish, GCC's solution to which is to remove bins and not pick up fly tipping. Next level fuckwittery right there. The city is also getting more dangerous again, recently being ranked at No.10 in Europe. I do like Glasgow and I love the area I am in, but that doesn't mean I am blind to it's problems or the continued failings of GCC. by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Oct 2021 3:58pm)
  • Indeed. Walk to work, do work, walk home, shower, walk to work....sleep at the weekends. Healthy *and* rested! by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Oct 2021 4:00pm)
  • r/ukpersonalfinance Keep in mind that you may lose everything. by twistedLucidity (Sun 3rd Oct 2021 11:00am)
  • Boil 'em up for jam or make crème de mûre. by twistedLucidity (Sun 3rd Oct 2021 5:48pm)
  • School kids should be out doing this at least around their schools and immediate area regularly. Might stop the wee scrotes throwing their fast food waste all over the place. Sticks in my craw a bit that this is being pushed as part of COP26. It should be done because it is worthwhile to do. Not just because GCC wants to pretend they're competent. by twistedLucidity (Sun 3rd Oct 2021 8:53pm)
  • You a bit broke ,Steamie? https://redd.it/q0b3qi by twistedLucidity (Sun 3rd Oct 2021 9:03pm)
  • "Polma-dee" or "Wasteland with an incinerator". Even Govanhill looks down on Polmadie. by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Oct 2021 9:14am)
  • Three copies, on two different media, with one off-site. Don't be tempted to use fancy crypto or anything either. Well, not unless you want the fun of managing keys and passphrases. by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Oct 2021 9:28am)
  • Was there on Friday for a bit of a brunch. Food was good, service was fine, staff approachable. Everything was fine. Going back this Friday. But then I'm not someone with a stick up me arse and pretentions of literary adequacy. by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Oct 2021 9:33am)
  • Do you know what you want? Do you even have a style in mind? That kinda matters when picking a tattoo artist. Seems like you have a bit more research to do and you probably should question whether this is money wisely spent given the financials. by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Oct 2021 3:08pm)
  • [Raw meat and CCTV?](https://i.imgur.com/TLv5VUK.jpg) Shit is getting real in Newlands Park. by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Oct 2021 10:40am)
  • Who is being displaced by this? At the moment the crane just sits there rotting and only gets used for the odd charity event. Giving it a purpose sounds like a step forwards to me. Or shouldn't we be trying to improve things? by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Oct 2021 10:47am)
  • I ha e never understood why Glasgow ignores its river. There that Riverboat casino carbuncle and...er...that's it. Not even water taxis or anything, the river just sits there. by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Oct 2021 10:52am)
  • Then the land needs to taken back and a proper vision of development applied in order to benefit the city. It could be a great place for cycling, socialising, etc. But at the moment it's just a neglected wasteland. by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Oct 2021 1:49pm)
  • This is a great idea and I hope they are looking to the Dutch for inspiration on how to achieve this but it really is one of the things where you either ***DO IT*** or you shouldn't even bother. I expect it will be half implemented, left to rot, and then the council will wonder why no one uses it. by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Oct 2021 7:17pm)
  • The subway is a closed loop, so it's *technically* infinite. Not that I disagree. Glasgow has massive deficits in infrastructure. by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Oct 2021 9:09pm)
  • They're brining in new pedal bins. You pedal them to the dump yourself. by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Oct 2021 9:13pm)
  • Fuck those things. I'd rather have an unmarked road where I can dominate my lane position than deal with them. by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Oct 2021 9:12pm)
  • Cheapest I know of are £20 at a drive through in Livingston by....a company who's name I forget. I'll update when I remember. by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Oct 2021 9:29pm)
  • I've lived here since '92 until 2008, I came back in 2018 and clearly like the place & the people but that is *despite* GCC. I have seen far too many things they have fucked up. I have watched while community centres are shutdown (and campaigned against) whilst they spunk *fuck knows* how much on "rebranding". I and **happy** this has been announced, but I have less than zero confidence that it will be delivered. I have simply seen far too many failures. A working active travel system really is all or nothing. If it doesn't integrate totally, it fails. Completely. I know it can't happen overnight, and that's fine, but there needs to be a holistic vision of the city and given everything I have seen....no such vision exists. Fuck sake, we don't even have integrated bus, rail, and subway tickets. JFC. *BASICS PEOPLE, basics*. Fuck the grand plans. Do the basics first. by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Oct 2021 10:21pm)
  • Yer maw's bingo wings are damned hot after she's spent a while in the sauna. by twistedLucidity (Wed 6th Oct 2021 8:44am)
  • Doesn't the Reddit hate machine have it in for Brewdog? by twistedLucidity (Wed 6th Oct 2021 8:45am)
  • Search or r/Scotland or here for "brewdog". You should find plenty of hits. by twistedLucidity (Wed 6th Oct 2021 7:10pm)
  • Eh, Govanhill isn't *that* bad, I still walk into Govanhill for the odd pint/coffee/taco/whatever. Deffo avoid Plomadie though, and the no-mans land betwixt Eglinton Toll and the city (although the new builds towards the theatre might be OK). by twistedLucidity (Thu 7th Oct 2021 10:52am)
  • Factors? Council? Environmental health? Take pictures and videos of what you can so you have the evidence to present. by twistedLucidity (Thu 7th Oct 2021 2:00pm)
  • As the garden is private, I doubt the council will uplift it without expecting payment. But keep all the pictures and a good record of what happened when. If any costs/fines are issued as a result of this, you will have the evidence to refute you part in it. by twistedLucidity (Thu 7th Oct 2021 2:05pm)
  • The section between Vick and Pollokshaws Roads is *technically* in Starthbungo. Although there were plans to redraw the boundaries. For anyone wondering, that part of Hutchy is a primary school (or was when I lived round the corner). by twistedLucidity (Thu 7th Oct 2021 6:30pm)
  • > dealing with your Mrs on the reg Away and shite. by twistedLucidity (Thu 7th Oct 2021 7:18pm)
  • The £20 was on for somewhere in England. by twistedLucidity (Fri 8th Oct 2021 7:13am)
  • It does. by twistedLucidity (Fri 8th Oct 2021 1:32pm)
  • Really sorry to read you're going through this. [Conroy McInnes](http://conroymcinnes.co.uk/) were decent and do wills etc. So might have experience here. They certainly seemed competent when we used them (but not for something like this). [Gilson Gray](https://gilsongray.co.uk/) (they did our wills) probably have more expertise, but they're huge and you'll be just another profit centre. You could do worse than speak to the above but as has been mentioned, I think you will need to engage a bit of an expert. by twistedLucidity (Fri 8th Oct 2021 10:18pm)
  • Partner saw them as Hampden a few year back. Said they were complete shit. by twistedLucidity (Fri 8th Oct 2021 10:33pm)
  • Daft question - have you checked your online record? https://vacs.nhs.scot/csp If the details are there but the app isn't picking them up, that's one problem but at least you can print off the form. You should contact the helpline again with the location, dates, and times of your vaccinations (all on the letters you got) to help them trace you. Contact your MSP if you continue to have no progress. by twistedLucidity (Sat 9th Oct 2021 8:10am)
  • Is £16.7k per MSP unreasonable? Please show your working. by twistedLucidity (Sat 9th Oct 2021 12:05pm)
  • So you have nothing. Gotcha. As for expenses, I've easily racked up £3-4k pcm in the past by twistedLucidity (Sat 9th Oct 2021 1:29pm)
  • Clearly that was a price the market (you) could stand to pay. by twistedLucidity (Sat 9th Oct 2021 1:54pm)
  • So you want our politicians to be sub-par and even more beholden to lobbying/bribery? by twistedLucidity (Sat 9th Oct 2021 1:54pm)
  • Crudely speaking, the problem is two-fold: * Competency * Ethicacy To get competent politicians your **must** pay a decent wage to attract the talent, otherwise the talent will just go into the private sector who will fleece the incompetent politicians. Arguably we pay good enough wages. The ethics should be taken care of by oversight committees with *actual teeth* to fine/remove/jail corrupt politicians. I do not think we have this. by twistedLucidity (Sat 9th Oct 2021 2:26pm)
  • That is normal for VM, up is always about one tenth down. If you need upload you either need fibre or a business line. Or you need to know how to use tools like "rsync" and be prepared to wait. by twistedLucidity (Sat 9th Oct 2021 8:43pm)
  • I don't. I always find out about gigs I'd love to go to a month after they've been and gone. ☹️ Every time I've tried a service, they just spam me with pish. by twistedLucidity (Sat 9th Oct 2021 8:47pm)
  • Upholsterers? I've had them repair sail stitching in the past. by twistedLucidity (Sat 9th Oct 2021 8:46pm)
  • Altered Image upholstery on Deanston Drive in Shawlands? Not used them yet, but have spoken to them about leather repair and they seem sound. by twistedLucidity (Sat 9th Oct 2021 9:31pm)
  • That depends - why are you coming? Degree? Post-grad? What subject(s)? Professional of some kind? Are you coming alone or with a partner? Children? Projected income? Do you even qualify to emigrate here? No one can answer, you haven't provided enough information. by twistedLucidity (Sun 10th Oct 2021 11:17am)
  • Had the windows in a second floor flat replaced (listed build, wooden framed modern units). The company came, popped the windows apart, swapped out the double glazing panels, put the windows back together. No scaffolding required. Create Glazing in Glasgow, they will custom build the double glazed units. From memory it was £5k for 4 full sash windows. As for uPVC...out with listed buildings (like mine was) that's not really enforced and some of the modern stuff (especially composite) is indistinguishable from wood. If the whole window is to be replaced, you may well need scaffolding for a cherry picker. Budget £3-6k for that, all depending. by twistedLucidity (Sun 10th Oct 2021 8:04pm)
  • Oh now, if GCC catches *you*, then you pay. AIUI it their lack of enforcement on others is not a defence. But you could do your neighbours in if it makes you feel any better. Yes, windows that do not comply would come up in any sale. As I am sure it did in your case. There's conservation area and then there's conservation area. Around my old place your were *technically* not even allowed a satellite dish, although they were everywhere. The only person I took to task over that was my tenant and the less said about them the better (my neighbours deserve better). You could do worse than calling planning and chatting to them, they are pretty decent and really do want to help. As I discovered after some complete twat cut holes in fire doors and illegally fitted a dish to a listed building. Oh wait, u wasn't going to mention them. by twistedLucidity (Sun 10th Oct 2021 9:27pm)
  • Proof of full vaccination isn't enough? Now I'm panicking. by twistedLucidity (Mon 11th Oct 2021 3:06pm)
  • I just checked Spain (where I'm going). It's a neg result _**OR**_ proof of full vaccination. by twistedLucidity (Mon 11th Oct 2021 3:10pm)
  • Doesn't look like it. > The Spanish government requires all arrivals to Spain from the UK to present on entry a pre-travel declaration form and one of the following: a negative COVID-19 test; **or proof of vaccination** [Source](https://www.gov.uk/foreign-travel-advice/spain/entry-requirements) by twistedLucidity (Mon 11th Oct 2021 9:04pm)
  • Ah, sorry. Brainfart. by twistedLucidity (Mon 11th Oct 2021 9:08pm)
  • Bad bot by twistedLucidity (Mon 11th Oct 2021 9:46pm)
  • Byres Road? by twistedLucidity (Tue 12th Oct 2021 8:33am)
  • > [Govanhill] place needs a decent pub for the old people and a Spar. There's Neesons, Queen's Park Cafe, Victoria Bar, McNeill's, Bell Jar and even the Star bar. As for a Spar, there,s loads of shops like Tesco Express, Sainsbury's, Farmfood and Lidl. by twistedLucidity (Tue 12th Oct 2021 12:41pm)
  • The Bell Jar and McNeill's not on Vicky Road either. Never heard of "Sparkehorse". by twistedLucidity (Tue 12th Oct 2021 2:12pm)
  • Let the police know and they can pass along the information to the owner? Not sure if failing to stop when no one was injured is an offence or not. by twistedLucidity (Tue 12th Oct 2021 2:26pm)
  • Now, now. It's **one of** Satan's banks. by twistedLucidity (Tue 12th Oct 2021 3:54pm)
  • You still haven't paid for last time. by twistedLucidity (Tue 12th Oct 2021 3:56pm)
  • That's rich, given you think the Bell Jar is on Vicky Road! by twistedLucidity (Tue 12th Oct 2021 4:29pm)
  • Try talking to her first. Be polite, sarcasm/anger will just get their back up and you'll get no where. If that fails, keep a diary of disturbances (recordings too) and call the [council's noise team](https://www.glasgow.gov.uk/reportnoise). This is not yet a police matter, that comes later. by twistedLucidity (Wed 13th Oct 2021 10:31am)
  • Bad bot by twistedLucidity (Thu 14th Oct 2021 8:54am)
  • I can think of a few places that do kids classes, I won't mention them as I don't think they'll solve your basic problem (nor am I aware of their age restrictions - never mind child protection, some things are unsuitable for growing bodies). In the first instance you should speak with your son and then the school, demand that they deal with the bullies. Pushing your kid into Whatever-jitsu isn't going to help if their heart isn't in it (it's hard work, takes dedication, and you ego comes in for a solid pounding). Also, consider the message you are sending "Hey son, the only way to deal with violence is to be _MORE_ violent!" Finally, whilst martial arts can be used in self defence, do not confuse martial arts _with_ self defence. If you want him to "get away", send him to running classes and not martial arts. by twistedLucidity (Thu 14th Oct 2021 8:51am)
  • > United Kingdom: Various recources Feckin' useless by twistedLucidity (Thu 14th Oct 2021 8:54am)
  • Are GCC's problems caused by systemic failures, or simply insufficient funds to provide the services? (i e. Having to provide for the suburbs but not getting their CT.) Something has to give and I have a feeling it is going to be a **massive** hike in CT. Arguably over due but if that doesn't fix things, the public should go on a CT strike. I also want GCC to stop spunking money on part-baked plans that never work or vanity projects. They need to knuckle down and repeat the mantra; basics, basics, basics. by twistedLucidity (Thu 14th Oct 2021 8:25pm)
  • I've done IT work for councils. Trying to get their requirements is like trying to nail soup to a wall. If they don't know what they want, even with much hand-holding, how the hell are we supposed to implement it? This leads to late-breaking changes causing delays and cost over-runs. by twistedLucidity (Fri 15th Oct 2021 12:01pm)
  • Based on the Hampden performance, they're overcharging by £90. by twistedLucidity (Fri 15th Oct 2021 8:54pm)
  • I'm too old and grump to hang around with a young scamp like yourself (I'll only cramp your style and make you depressed), but perhaps [this post](https://redd.it/q8jbb9) can help. Welcome, best of luck! by twistedLucidity (Fri 15th Oct 2021 8:53pm)
  • Never seen it. Go DIY? Loads of recipes available. by twistedLucidity (Sat 16th Oct 2021 10:37am)
  • Bank of Scotland has been OK. Santander works, but they can't fix many problems unless you go to a branch in person. TBH they're much of a muchness. by twistedLucidity (Sun 17th Oct 2021 6:13am)
  • Almost on the plane to spend a week with my dad. So long as they let me in on ther other side, things are looking good. Other than the sieve of a temporary roof the builders have left us with. by twistedLucidity (Sun 17th Oct 2021 6:18am)
  • Excellent. No trouble getting an appointment and the payment plans help with the costs. Had teeth rebuilt recently and planning on n implant to replace a missing one. Also been through the full rigmarole (rebuilding) during COVID and no one died. The dentist just needs the equipment and the procedures. As you mention gums; get a new brush and use floss/interdentals. That will set you well on the way U can thoroughly recommend Shawlands Dental. by twistedLucidity (Sun 17th Oct 2021 7:13pm)
  • Do you mean wi-fi (i.e. you can get on your local network), or do you actually mean your broadband (i.e. it's all crap, even when connected by cable)? If the former, check for interference and consider changing the channel you broadcast on (loads of mobile apps to help with this). Also look at where your router sits, signal sources nearby etc. If the latter, reboot the router (this can help). Or call TalkTalk and ask if they have a problem. Good luck, their customer service is terrible. by twistedLucidity (Mon 18th Oct 2021 4:12pm)
  • Seems you are right, not much in the way of actual comments. by twistedLucidity (Mon 18th Oct 2021 6:43pm)
  • Which is something we should all have access to. Give that COP26 will prove it works, GCC should demand it gets rolled out. by twistedLucidity (Mon 18th Oct 2021 10:16pm)
  • If you can spare the time, keep them on and wind them up. Tease then along. I had some swear at me once the realise. Great fun! I think I am now on the scammers' "Do not call" list as I barely get any any more. The number you are seeing is almost certainly fake, unless you have verified it's not in use you should delete it. Register with the TPS and report every call. by twistedLucidity (Mon 18th Oct 2021 10:44pm)
  • Time to ban fireworks from sale to the general public. by twistedLucidity (Tue 19th Oct 2021 8:53am)
  • It's not great, I agree, but what do you propose instead? Too many people have amply demonstrated they are too thick, self-centred, or both to be trusted with fireworks. Let them have sparkles and indoor ones, leave the rockets to the professionals at designated events. We also don't have the policing resources to respond swiftly enough to firework misuse and I am not sure I want to live somewhere that *does* have such resources! by twistedLucidity (Tue 19th Oct 2021 10:02am)
  • A few years back some moron was letting them off in our back court - the rockets were exploding directly outside my kitchen window and last I checked, they were blast proof We had a bit of an argument, they kept said "it's legal" and I pointed out that it may be legal but they're thick; why didn't they piss off to a park or waste ground where there was no risk of damage or fire? Eejits. by twistedLucidity (Tue 19th Oct 2021 11:00am)
  • As everyone has said, it's a right 'mare. That's true of almost everywhere in the Southside unless you are lucky enough to score a place with private parking. by twistedLucidity (Tue 19th Oct 2021 3:34pm)
  • It's that FB in general? by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Oct 2021 10:09am)
  • How odd - I managed to log into it using my Scottish postcode and other details. That said, I do have an English NHS record for years ago. by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Oct 2021 1:46pm)
  • Ah....I was about to suggest First Mortgage. Try 0141 473 4901 and ask for "Andrew Mullen". He's a protection advisor (you'll want that anyway) at First Mortgage but should steer your right. Odd they're not answering, branches should be open. by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Oct 2021 2:41pm)
  • It's a complete mire of confusion. I really must write my old GP and tell them I've moved. I had assumed that was automatic, but clearly not! by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Oct 2021 4:25pm)
  • We sold in 2017 (England) and 2018 (Scotland), also bought in 2018 (Scotland). Recent enough? We went with the agent that wasn't telling us lies or a dribbling moron. We interviewed *a lot* of agents! Like 15 or something. So many were so disappointing. In both cases getting the sale right depended on strong local knowledge, you will simply not get that from an online agent unless you are incredibly lucky. This, of course, relies on you knowing your onions as well. Rightmove/Zoopla can help but you also need to have a handle on local quirks. Know your area. But here are the best tips: clean and fix **everything**. When we were buying we saw so many places that were a complete sty and poorly maintained. Fine for those who want a project and that gets reflected in the price (we did buy a project, the unrepaired holes in the roof lost them thousands and only cost us hundreds). So clean everything. Repaint. Fix cracks. It doesn't take megabucks, but it helps. Also get all your paperwork in order. When was the last time the gas and leccy were checked? Had the chimney swept? Basic stuff really. You're selling at a bad time of the year, but the market is totally looney tunes right now so who the hell knows? Best of luck! The good news is that selling is generally less stress than buying. by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Oct 2021 4:55pm)
  • Even a simple rug would have been better. by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Oct 2021 5:00pm)
  • Mullens Masiiiiiiive! Whoop-whoop! by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Oct 2021 9:22pm)
  • Said it before - ban the sale of fireworks. by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Oct 2021 9:21pm)
  • Charge them and their parents. by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Oct 2021 9:21pm)
  • That's a weird place innit? Their Losty's lager is great but they seem to merely exist rather than actually do business. by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Oct 2021 9:20pm)
  • Whilst the Losty's crew can pull a good pint, I am not convinced they can make a fist of it. They seem too haphazard, no plan what they want to actually be. It's a shame but I can't see them making the new year. by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Oct 2021 9:44pm)
  • > will take weeks to get sorted. What? Should take days *at most*. Your insurance may have provision for alternative accommodation if it really will take ages, check your policy. If you are renting, you landlord's policy should have similar provisions. Also, if they are dragging their heels over repair/replacement, get I touch with the likes of Shelter. by twistedLucidity (Thu 21st Oct 2021 7:53am)
  • Just managed to arrange a date for our wedding with the council. Now to drop the 10kg I put on over lockdown. Should have been called "larddown". November is going to suck, doing \*No\*vember as part of the weight loss drive. by twistedLucidity (Thu 21st Oct 2021 10:50am)
  • You anywhere near the Shawlands Morrisons? Tannoy in the petrol status really loud. by twistedLucidity (Thu 21st Oct 2021 4:15pm)
  • Huh? by twistedLucidity (Thu 21st Oct 2021 6:07pm)
  • That, frankly, is an irrelevance. Heating is essential. Even more reason for them to go to Shelter or the CAB. by twistedLucidity (Thu 21st Oct 2021 10:01pm)
  • Chronically ironic. by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 9:55am)
  • I was referring to the closure of a cycle route. Also making it ironic is Glasgow's woeful cycling provision. A painted line *if you're lucky*. by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 12:06pm)
  • "Wind power" has taken on a whole new meaning. by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 2:52pm)
  • And has a car parked across it, is full of rubbish, also potholes, or all three. by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 2:51pm)
  • It's been mental for quite some time. by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 4:05pm)
  • Only one I can think of is the Clockwork. Book in advance. Church on the hill isn't far. Again, book in advance. Not a pub, but Battlefield Rest is decent enough. Other than that...Govanhill (e.g. the Bell Jar) or Strathbungo (e.g. Stag and Thistle) are a short walk. Again, book in advance. by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 4:58pm)
  • I'm in one at the moment. Not perfect but a damned sight cleaner than most of the UK. by twistedLucidity (Sat 23rd Oct 2021 4:02pm)
  • Dead link. by twistedLucidity (Sat 23rd Oct 2021 4:48pm)
  • Whataboutism. Glasgow is a strewn with rubbish. Yes it's the people that drop it, but the council are paid to pick it up and (brace yourself) enforce littering laws. If it was me (and it isn't) I'd have low risk offenders out in all weathers picking up litter. When they pick enough, their sentence is over. If they were done for littering, the amount doubles. Fly-tipping? Pentuples and they have to use their teeth. by twistedLucidity (Sat 23rd Oct 2021 9:33pm)
  • I really wish we had a Hackerspace or something where this kind of thing could happen. by twistedLucidity (Sat 23rd Oct 2021 9:36pm)
  • The tips should take it so long as it is bagged. Got info on the strikes? by twistedLucidity (Sun 24th Oct 2021 9:51am)
  • Bad news everyone, I was allowed back into the country. No one checked my COVID paperwork UK-side (I was checked in Spain when I got there), seems a bit of a farce to me given you can't upload your Scottish vaccination letter as proof (two QR codes are not acceptable). by twistedLucidity (Mon 25th Oct 2021 8:45am)
  • The don't accept the letter, not sure about "NHS Scotland COVID Status". The NHS App can't be used as it is England-only. by twistedLucidity (Mon 25th Oct 2021 10:06am)
  • Dunno, I suspect the NHS App, EU proof and other single-QR ones. I had copies of my letter on my phone and printed, I expected someone to check when I landed. Nope. Ryanair did ask to see the passenger locator and proof of vaccine, but nothing was scanned to actually check it. by twistedLucidity (Mon 25th Oct 2021 10:12am)
  • If I owned the property I'd have pre-planned the price rise, or made sure it couldn't be booked for the period until I was ready to **really** scalp someone. If you are going to be an asshole, be a _professional_ asshole. Someone out-assholing (or in this case, being organised) is just fair-play really. by twistedLucidity (Mon 25th Oct 2021 10:35am)
  • Depends on motivation really. For AirBnBers the motive probably is outright profit at any cost, so yes; expect scalping. Other forms of rental may have different motives. Disclaimer: Ex-landlord, my primary motive wasn't profit. by twistedLucidity (Mon 25th Oct 2021 10:44am)
  • Not talking about the airline, I am talking about the UK Passenger Locator form you need to fill on 48 hours prior to return. It says explicitly to **not** submit a PDF with two QR codes. by twistedLucidity (Mon 25th Oct 2021 2:15pm)
  • The UK PLF is the UK PLF, doesn't matter where you are; when you fly to the UK, you fill it out. I have no idea how Italy does it. by twistedLucidity (Mon 25th Oct 2021 8:25pm)
  • Go on to the [UK gov website](https://www.gov.uk/provide-journey-contact-details-before-travel-uk), fill in the locator 48 hours before you depart. You'll get an instant PDF you can download (and print out if you want). by twistedLucidity (Mon 25th Oct 2021 10:44pm)
  • There's an option that says "Cannot upload" and you continue the process. I did try showing the laptop just the second QR which had no effect, I did not try the NHS Scotland COVID Status QR. Figured I would go through a manual check on arrival. You **will** need to have booked your day 2 PCR test to complete the form. by twistedLucidity (Mon 25th Oct 2021 10:57pm)
  • Uh.....you OK? by twistedLucidity (Tue 26th Oct 2021 12:48pm)
  • This is about double the national average. Well done! You will have no trouble with living on that. by twistedLucidity (Tue 26th Oct 2021 1:30pm)
  • And the domain was.....? Hope you reported the text. by twistedLucidity (Tue 26th Oct 2021 9:27pm)
  • And remember, the rats are the fault of Maggie! The council administration are workshy fucks. SNP or Labour, makes no odds. Decimate their numbers and hire new blood. by twistedLucidity (Tue 26th Oct 2021 9:28pm)
  • They are still a thing? Thought that whole scene had died a death. by twistedLucidity (Wed 27th Oct 2021 7:01am)
  • Regardless, their prices are ridiculously high and they fact one can't buy a ticket/card for all public transport is a complete joke. by twistedLucidity (Wed 27th Oct 2021 7:22am)
  • Something _might_ be possible on wool (dunno) but if the fibres have melted the only real option is to remove a section of carpet from elsewhere and patch that in. If the damage is shallow, it might be possible the fix it, but rearranging furniture (or getts a rug) to hide it would be cheapest. There's a few place around, I just dearched for "[glasgow carpet repair](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=glasgow+carpet+repair)" and this was the top hit: https://www.carpetrepairservices.co.uk/ Also, check your insurance policy; maybe to have accidental damage that covers this? by twistedLucidity (Wed 27th Oct 2021 11:29am)
  • [Already posted](https://redd.it/qgth28) by twistedLucidity (Wed 27th Oct 2021 12:57pm)
  • I hope people can see the shilling from the Union Unit for what it is. The apps are free to use, the vaccine is free, it's not bloody rocket surgery. by twistedLucidity (Wed 27th Oct 2021 3:22pm)
  • As others have said, replacing a screen is simple; carefully pop the bezel, few screws, careful pop the cable (might need to get under the keyboard, depends), bin old, add new, reverse earlier steps. Cost? Varies, but £30-100. You could get your "reliable source" to state it's an internal crack (although it sounds more like a loose cable to me) in a letter and see if that does the trick. by twistedLucidity (Wed 27th Oct 2021 10:27pm)
  • You might be able to swing a better deal on finance as the dealer often gets a kickback. Depends on what's on offer of course. There's other tricks like buying towards the end of the month when the salesperson wants to hit their numbers. The bigger dealers are just playing a numbers game, you don't matter and IME all the mechanics are shit. If you already have a car, ask you mechanic where they'd go or if they know a car going for your budget. Scout about on autotrader.co.uk and use honestjohn.co.uk to read-up on common faults for a given model & year. Kia (we have a Cee'd) seem surprisingly well put together and don't cost the Earth, but maybe we just got lucky. by twistedLucidity (Thu 28th Oct 2021 7:31am)
  • Negative PCR result after flying back, that's a relief! by twistedLucidity (Thu 28th Oct 2021 8:11am)
  • > havoc What? Bus drives through flooded roaf and nothing bad happens. by twistedLucidity (Thu 28th Oct 2021 9:19am)
  • Doable, but it's often shit due to the poor infrastructure and ignorant car drivers. Really depends on your route and if you have secure parking (also showers) at the end. Finally, dinnae be a dick; red lights apply to us too. by twistedLucidity (Thu 28th Oct 2021 9:54pm)
  • But do the sell them in XXXL? by twistedLucidity (Fri 29th Oct 2021 1:08pm)
  • We all know what you meant, officer. by twistedLucidity (Fri 29th Oct 2021 1:07pm)
  • 1. Yes, it is probably linked but a qualified person would need to inspect; it might be indicative of other problems that need addressed. 1. Call your insurance company (or contact the factors and call the building insurance company). 1. It might ultimately be claimed from the contractor's insurance, but that is not your concern. 1. Talk to your neighbour, take photos of the damage etc. by twistedLucidity (Fri 29th Oct 2021 2:40pm)
  • Griphouse. Great folks and they do loads of stuff. by twistedLucidity (Sat 30th Oct 2021 8:08am)
  • Good news, this is the City of London Police and not the Met. by twistedLucidity (Sun 31st Oct 2021 7:51am)
  • There's two main reasons your floors will be uneven: 1. Subsidence. If this is recent, call an expert as the building may be moving. If long-standing...this is life in an old building, although overboarding could be used (I have had this done in a kitchen). 1. Warping. Over the years wood can shift, any decent joiner can resolve this but it is work (boards up, additional/new joists etc). Although if damp is the cause, that needs addressed first. Long and short of it, you need someone with experience to eyeball the problem. "Floors not even" isn't much to go on. by twistedLucidity (Sun 31st Oct 2021 7:25pm)
  • The irony. GCC only cleans the streets for COP, only sorts a multi-mode public transport Pass for COP, closes cycle lanes for COP, and only lights the park for COP _with diesel **fucking** generators_. GCC have well and truly jumped the shark. by twistedLucidity (Sun 31st Oct 2021 8:37pm)
  • Just found out that Irish citizens vaccinated in NI or GB can get an [EU digital COVID cert](https://www.gov.ie/en/publication/3a698-eu-digital-covid-certificate/#people-who-have-been-vaccinated-in-another-country). Less of an issue now that the EU accepts proofs from all four countries, but might be useful to get just in case. by twistedLucidity (Mon 1st Nov 2021 7:50am)
  • Not had a normal bin service even before COVID. Need to report every second collection as missed. by twistedLucidity (Mon 1st Nov 2021 8:01pm)
  • Got to keep the plebian masses away from the elites and their canapés. by twistedLucidity (Mon 1st Nov 2021 8:00pm)
  • Ask the French to sort it out, they have experience with that kind of thing. by twistedLucidity (Mon 1st Nov 2021 8:06pm)
  • Think I've picked up the mega-cold that's doing the rounds. \**Sniff*\* \**Sniff*\* At least it's not the other thing, so that's good I guess. People who struggle into work with colds and give it to all their colleagues are selfish arseholes. But with WFH I guess I just keep on keeping on. by twistedLucidity (Tue 2nd Nov 2021 9:05am)
  • Ad blocker - an essential part of your cyber life. by twistedLucidity (Tue 2nd Nov 2021 9:13am)
  • It's not clear if they dangled the kids over or if the lot of them are experienced climbers. With parents at 45 & 43 the "kids" could well be nearly adult. Still not a thing I'd do myself without a drysuit and lifevest _as well as_ ropes & harnesses at that location, but I am not ready to light-up the flaming pitchfork just yet. by twistedLucidity (Tue 2nd Nov 2021 9:10am)
  • [Repost](https://redd.it/qkp9rk) by twistedLucidity (Tue 2nd Nov 2021 9:16am)
  • Don't forget your passenger locator form! by twistedLucidity (Wed 3rd Nov 2021 8:16am)
  • This cold sucks complete monkey ass. Silber living though, whatever is causing is should be out competing SARS-CoV-2. by twistedLucidity (Wed 3rd Nov 2021 8:16am)
  • I had misread and thought they were coming in internationally. by twistedLucidity (Wed 3rd Nov 2021 8:28am)
  • Huh? by twistedLucidity (Wed 3rd Nov 2021 8:55am)
  • Reddit does a "fuzzing" thing (something about spam), also due to the distributed nature of the site it can take a while for all servers to agree on what the up/down vote actually, and that adds more variance. Can't say I am particularly worried. by twistedLucidity (Wed 3rd Nov 2021 9:29am)
  • Reads like they've absorbed Glasgow culture rather quickly. by twistedLucidity (Wed 3rd Nov 2021 9:57am)
  • Fill out the online form within 48hrs before your international return. You will need to have a 2 day test pre-booked. by twistedLucidity (Wed 3rd Nov 2021 2:19pm)
  • You new to the UK? by twistedLucidity (Fri 5th Nov 2021 9:07pm)
  • Greta would be proud. Ours has been coming on for a while, combination of old house and no roof. by twistedLucidity (Sat 6th Nov 2021 8:52am)
  • You are. by twistedLucidity (Sat 6th Nov 2021 8:58am)
  • Don't forget the walk-in centres for things that are urgent, but not an emergency. e.g. (from personal experience) chisel through the finger. It was still attached, still worked, and I had access to a proper first aid kit so could deal with the wound swiftly enough....but kinda wanted it checked out without waiting for a GP. by twistedLucidity (Sat 6th Nov 2021 8:57am)
  • You mean Susan Aitken? by twistedLucidity (Sat 6th Nov 2021 9:04am)
  • Damn! What did they say? by twistedLucidity (Sat 6th Nov 2021 9:02am)
  • Bloke seems to be a [bit of a prick](https://redd.it/qne20s). by twistedLucidity (Sat 6th Nov 2021 6:01pm)
  • They are, but the amount of rubbish strewn over Glasgow was an embarrassment even when they were working. by twistedLucidity (Sun 7th Nov 2021 9:26am)
  • You should have seen Vicky Road yesterday. by twistedLucidity (Sun 7th Nov 2021 9:26am)
  • Ignoring the fact that Amazon is a cancer upon society... There are shortages of goods, shortages of drivers, the ports are jammed, etc, etc, etc. You could try other vendors, all depending on what your re looking for. by twistedLucidity (Sun 7th Nov 2021 7:26pm)
  • Temporarily, yes. by twistedLucidity (Sun 7th Nov 2021 9:49pm)
  • I hope the called the police. by twistedLucidity (Mon 8th Nov 2021 8:14am)
  • People leaving shite at their arse? Tis the Glaswegian way. I have proposals for dealing with the problem involving block, tackle, and lamp posts throughout the city. by twistedLucidity (Mon 8th Nov 2021 2:00pm)
  • Stroads. Stroads! All I see now is stroads! by twistedLucidity (Mon 8th Nov 2021 9:58pm)
  • On the one hand, screw these work-shy feckers who never manage to empty the bins on our street leading of a slew of missed bin reports *every damned week*. On the other hand, screw GCC for being so bloody incompetent that the mess ever got this far. And the mess on the streets. And all the missing bins. And the potholes. And everything else. On the third hand, GCC (and I daresay other city councils are similar) are underfunded and that's all down to ScotGov. Not sure who to blame but I think GCC just about pips it, but I am finding it hard to work-up sympathy for the workers. Which makes me feel bad. by twistedLucidity (Mon 8th Nov 2021 10:31pm)
  • I'd rather have the Dutch underground communal bins if I am honest. by twistedLucidity (Tue 9th Nov 2021 6:54am)
  • Never played the game, but quite enjoying "Arcane". by twistedLucidity (Tue 9th Nov 2021 8:22am)
  • Trying to work out what the "copied" typo might be. * Mechanical work - Motatune, Strathbungo. * Cleaning - any of those money laundering handwash places will do. by twistedLucidity (Wed 10th Nov 2021 8:33am)
  • I bet it angers your countryfolk who are also in a union and would strike in a heartbeat for better pay the most. And they say USAians don't do irony. by twistedLucidity (Wed 10th Nov 2021 8:44am)
  • It think you are being accused of being a Trump fan. By European standards you are right though, we'd probably call the Democratic Party centre-right. by twistedLucidity (Wed 10th Nov 2021 8:42am)
  • JFC, it's insane! Shower of incel dobbers the lot of them. by twistedLucidity (Wed 10th Nov 2021 8:45am)
  • That's the problem with politics, probably always has been, members shill for their paymasters. Other than increased transparency, I am not sure what the answer is. by twistedLucidity (Wed 10th Nov 2021 8:53am)
  • > a haggis supper out the Blue Lagoon! Aren't bioweapons banned under the Geneva Convention? by twistedLucidity (Wed 10th Nov 2021 8:51am)
  • Genuine question, who are the other two? by twistedLucidity (Wed 10th Nov 2021 8:50am)
  • And look how well that has worked out over the globe. Oh wait... by twistedLucidity (Wed 10th Nov 2021 2:29pm)
  • Yes, Russia is a great country if we ignore all the bad stuff. Actually, **every** country is great when we do that. I still wouldn't want to live under such a regime, thank you very much. by twistedLucidity (Wed 10th Nov 2021 7:18pm)
  • Don't. Make the data available to the public and allow them to build the app. not for ticketing, just bus location. Imagine combining it wil OpenStreetMap and being able to properly plan bus journeys. It also wouldn't need to be tied to one operator. by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Nov 2021 7:23am)
  • Genuinely surprised the buses don't have GPS tracking already as running buses is a lot harder that one might think due to phenomena like "bunching". Still, other places manage it order of magnitude better that WorstBus *and* have multi-mode transport passes as well, never mind being about half the price. FirstBus can away and swivel. They provide a shit service, on dirty buses, and for a high price. by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Nov 2021 7:22am)
  • Then they have no excuse really. by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Nov 2021 7:52am)
  • I have one; and motorcycle, pushbike, running shoes, and walking shoes. Have no fear, I do my level best to avoid FirstBus at all costs. by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Nov 2021 11:24am)
  • Look into the history of Govanhill, it has been the landing point for immigrants from all walks of life for a long, long time. It's also been a deprived area for a long, long time. I live in Govanhill on and off from 1993 until 2019, the place seems to be undergoing a lot of change for the better. As for post-Brexit, the EU settlement scheme was a thing. It was my understanding that the child sex thing was bandied about by one or two racist nutters. But as you are not a racist, you most certainly wouldn't be perpetuating such a myth would you? On behalf of Glasgow, may I just apologise for the fact that our immigrants are not up to your high (non-racist) standards. We deeply apologise and will endeavour to replace the current immigrants with better ones that meet with your approval. But not in a racist way, you understand. by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Nov 2021 3:34pm)
  • I just wish they'd pick-up the litter. But then I could say that for 99.98% of Glasgow. by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Nov 2021 3:38pm)
  • "...shite? 299....mumble....giggle...." Utter pish post. by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Nov 2021 3:37pm)
  • Edinburgh isn't exactly a fan of "not racist" folks either. by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Nov 2021 4:19pm)
  • As so, just "not racist" but also "not ignorant" too. Keep digging, you'll strike oil soon. by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Nov 2021 4:23pm)
  • Ill-mannered people tend to be dirty, class has very little to do with it. by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Nov 2021 4:22pm)
  • I have no idea who you are nor who you are mates with, so I couldn't possibly comment. by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Nov 2021 4:27pm)
  • After a good reaming the troll sat back and let out a hearty belch. It wonder, briefly, what existed beyond its mother's basement but then need to pleasure itself with that sock was just to great, and in moment the thought was lost to the passions of the hand. by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Nov 2021 4:36pm)
  • I think you have misread. It wasn't me claiming that only the lower classes litter. I said it transcends class. by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Nov 2021 7:21pm)
  • You know there's a Houston nearby? by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Nov 2021 7:56pm)
  • Who would own the panels? Deal with maintenance? Gain any feed in tariff? How would you split the power between the flats? What if one flat wants nothing to do with it? It's not that it can't be done, it's just that there's lots of questions to be asked and dealt with. Probably the easiest (best?) thing to do would be to feed all the power to the grid and use any revenue to offset factoring fees. by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Nov 2021 9:05pm)
  • From [the BBC](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-business-59256838) today: > And there's a target - another target, this time for 2033 - for all homes to reach a minimum C-grade in Energy Performance Certificates, where that's feasible. > If they don't make it, Patrick Harvie's election manifesto earlier this year proposed that **owners of such homes could be barred from selling them.** Yikes! Still, 12 years to get there and *something* like this is going to be needed. Although I have serious concerns that my own home will meet Grade C. by twistedLucidity (Fri 12th Nov 2021 9:18am)
  • Maybe it's my bad eyesight, but the image you linked to looks nothing like the banner image I see (even allowing for gradients etc.) by twistedLucidity (Fri 12th Nov 2021 9:22am)
  • Yeah, that could work but you need all current owners to agree, possibly change the factoring arrangement etc etc. And this is assuming the solar would be permitted - it isn't always. Oh, and don't forget that work might be require to reinforce the roof to take the weight. It's still complex. by twistedLucidity (Fri 12th Nov 2021 9:34am)
  • Ach, all settled amicably without drama. _B-o-r-i-n-g-!_ :-P by twistedLucidity (Fri 12th Nov 2021 9:41am)
  • You OK, pal? by twistedLucidity (Fri 12th Nov 2021 7:17pm)
  • Personally I hope they tighten the rules on short-term lets far enough that they basically become non-viable, save for a few places running professionally managed apartments. AirBnB etc are a blight on cities and ruin neighbourhoods. by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Nov 2021 9:38am)
  • Is renting out a spare room a thing on AirBnB? I thought that was whole dwellings only? Spare rooms in a home is more like couch surfing to me and, for obvious reasons, less of an issue to the general area but more of a risk to the host. by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Nov 2021 10:48am)
  • Never knew, never used AirBnB due to what I've read about them and their negative impact. by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Nov 2021 10:52am)
  • Cheers. I was only aware of the full dwellings from the press. by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Nov 2021 12:39pm)
  • Cool. Was on aware of full dwellings. by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Nov 2021 12:38pm)
  • I asked a simple question. I have read a lot about the damage AirBnB causes, so I avoid them as I do not wish to be part of a problem. That it could be a room is news to me and something I might consider in the future as the harm seems less. We learn by asking questions. Sorry if that comes as a shock to you. by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Nov 2021 12:37pm)
  • > the bar girl, nothing sexual as she was a lesbian Err...what? > I asked, I was molested were you? Whatty what? > But this time I got fucked over. Not bloody surprised! What a crazy thing to ask when they are trying to work and in a public place to boot. JFC. > It's not a normal question. But is it automatically wrong given the circumstances? Fuck sake. Seek help. by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Nov 2021 7:47pm)
  • "Your attempt to bond"? What the actual? Seriously, get help. How you have managed to get to (I assume) adulthood and have basically zero concept of social norms is...concerning. by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Nov 2021 7:56pm)
  • You were a punter at a bar. I can laugh and joke with bar staff as well, but that's just being social, not "bonding". I also don't tend to bring up life trauma or *that* weird rash because (and brace for a concept) context matters. by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Nov 2021 8:04pm)
  • "Friends"? What, you'd known each other for a month or more and had regularly met socially (not at her place of work). Or were you just "acquaintances" who (maybe) knew each others' name and exchanged slightly more than simple pleasantries. Or were you just another punter she was being polite to and then got asked a question that was totally out of order? I never mentioned anything about being molested, I was focusing on your unacceptable behaviour. Get help. A support group or *something*. by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Nov 2021 8:00pm)
  • I'm guessing so. by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Nov 2021 8:06pm)
  • Based on what 'Not Just Bikes" claims on YT, removing traffic *increases* footfall as people tend to amble about rather than car-shop-car-gone. by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Nov 2021 8:04pm)
  • You're sharing pictures of selected comments on [r/PussyPass](https://redd.it/qt8dni)? You think the bartender (not "bar girl") is being excused by us from getting upset at you due to their gender? Seriously, you need help. by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Nov 2021 8:14pm)
  • They are 100% correct though. You induced a panic attack and can't seem to understand how wrong that is. You need help. by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Nov 2021 8:24pm)
  • Lots of things tend to haunt people, we all have trauma in our lives. If the normal support networks don't suffice, then outside help is needed. You need help. You need help to deal with your past trauma, and you also need help in social norms before you cause another person a trauma of their own. That you are trying to hide behind a baseless "virtue signalling" accusation just underscores to me how desperately you need help. There are many support groups and lines, maybe the first won't cut it but keep trying. You also need to grasp how utterly wrong you were, and the hurt you probably caused the bartender. by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Nov 2021 8:22pm)
  • Uh...yes? You caused someone to have a panic attack by being utterly inappropriate. It isn't a "pussypass" or whatever other conspiracy is going around in your head. Find a support group, a therapist, or both. by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Nov 2021 8:27pm)
  • I'll type this slowly. * You. * Caused. * Her. * To. * Have. * A. * **PANIC ATTACK*. Are you genuinely incapable of getting that into your head? by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Nov 2021 8:34pm)
  • What? You are "being attacked" because you fail to grasp that your inappropriate actions caused someone to have a panic attack. Process that. You *technically* assaulted that bartender. Understand that. Talk about it with your therapist. As for her not making it "a big thing", she was having panic attack. That is a big thing. You were very lucky to not have tripped on the stairs on your way out. by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Nov 2021 8:29pm)
  • > You aren't here for a discussion about your actions, you are here for validation for your actions. Bang on. Thanks for putting it so succinctly. by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Nov 2021 8:38pm)
  • > Have you asked the girl in question? Don't need to. You've admitted to causing her to have a panic attack. by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Nov 2021 8:35pm)
  • I had a brief scan of their post history. They appear to a bit of an incel and, I expect, have trouble managing social settings. I feel bad for them too which is why they need to find help. by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Nov 2021 8:55pm)
  • Hysterical. They "taught dating for 8 years"? LOL by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Nov 2021 9:08pm)
  • Possible, which is why they need a therapist. There's other red flags in their post history that they may be...not quite fully connected to reality. That may well come from a träume route, or from something else. by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Nov 2021 9:11pm)
  • I am not sure if anything they have said (here and their history) is true. Fucked up either way. by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Nov 2021 9:41pm)
  • Pick yours lies and stick to them. > A barmaid who had a panic attack after. I wish she hadn't https://reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/qt816y/i_asked_if_someone_had_been_molested/hkhr8xr?context=3 A professional dating coach such as yourself should be well versed in following an internally consistent script. by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Nov 2021 9:44pm)
  • Well, yes. You asked wholly inappropriate question in a public environment. by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Nov 2021 10:04pm)
  • It's all over the place. by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Nov 2021 10:07pm)
  • You constantly lash out when people attempt to explain that your behaviour was unacceptable. You act like you are the victim in all this with no consideration for the employee you traumitsied. You are not the victim here. Get help. Get that back on your meds (if any), a therapist, support group, *something*. I'll point out that at no point have I been rude to you or attacked you, despite your continual baiting. by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Nov 2021 10:14pm)
  • Any make it to Drygate yesterday? Did "[The Event](https://redd.it/qt816y)" actually happen? by twistedLucidity (Sun 14th Nov 2021 8:53am)
  • Agreed on the WhatsApp group. Any females on there should consider quitting it and blocking this person's number. There is a Matrix thing that doesn't need any personal info. Think it's on the wiki, I'll try to find the link. by twistedLucidity (Sun 14th Nov 2021 11:11am)
  • Golden Cross, Spicy Rings. by twistedLucidity (Sun 14th Nov 2021 2:49pm)
  • No dogs on the subway unless in a carrier. Not sure about taxis, call and ask? Buses are AIUI at the driver's discretion. Disclaimer: I have not tried to get on a bus in Glasgow with either of our dogs because, well, fuck FirstBus. I'd rather walk. Plenty of bars, cafes, restaurants, and even some shops are dog friendly. by twistedLucidity (Sun 14th Nov 2021 8:49pm)
  • What are you gibbering about? by twistedLucidity (Mon 15th Nov 2021 2:52pm)
  • And a lot of the land is in private hands. by twistedLucidity (Mon 15th Nov 2021 2:51pm)
  • Southside. You'll have Queens, Newlands, Auldhouse, Pollok and possibly Linn parks all within easy walking distance. You can choose a tenement (probably parking pains) or one of the new builds that are going up. by twistedLucidity (Mon 15th Nov 2021 2:55pm)
  • > I'm seeing Ghostbusters: Afterlife tonight. That's out? Crap, I've still not seen "Dune". by twistedLucidity (Tue 16th Nov 2021 8:56am)
  • Nice! by twistedLucidity (Tue 16th Nov 2021 9:48am)
  • Before you go all electric or get a heat pump, ensure your property is properly insulated and has draughts dealt with. Heat pumps etc are great when installed into properties designed/upgraded for them; they're a bit crap otherwise. by twistedLucidity (Wed 17th Nov 2021 10:18am)
  • Can't wait until fibre comes this way and I can tell Virgin Media where yo go. by twistedLucidity (Wed 17th Nov 2021 10:22am)
  • Lingo Flamingo, Southside? Not used them myself, but they seem to be busy. by twistedLucidity (Wed 17th Nov 2021 10:21am)
  • Wireless thermostat? Whichever cretin installed ours basically put the receiver out of range of the thermostat and it would regularly lose connection when the batteries got _just a little_ weak. Had the receiver moved, no problems ever since. by twistedLucidity (Wed 17th Nov 2021 10:20am)
  • Visa sponsorship is going to depend greatly on how in-demand your skills are and your level of experience. It won't be cheap for a company to do. Best of luck. by twistedLucidity (Wed 17th Nov 2021 1:05pm)
  • My main points of contact have been Build Standards, Planning, and Council Tax. By and large they have been helpful but there's been the odd plonker (as there is everywhere). The main issue seems to be layer upon layer of management & bureaucracy leading to generated work that doesn't serve the public or the city. It also leads to tonnes of work and overloaded staff. The staff are not the issue, the structure has systemic failings from the ground up. by twistedLucidity (Thu 18th Nov 2021 2:32pm)
  • I assume this is a shite attempt at humour with you're using "fire truck" rather than the accepted norm of "conflagration urgent negation team". by twistedLucidity (Thu 18th Nov 2021 4:29pm)
  • No idea. by twistedLucidity (Fri 19th Nov 2021 6:45am)
  • It's a bit of a no man's land but Govanhill and Strathbungo are just a bit South, so you have amenities available. There's Pollokshields too, the Tramway etc. The city centre is walkable in ~25 mins. Road notice could be an issue. Maybe not my first choice for a place in Glasgow, but by no means the worst. Check [SIMD](https://simd.scot/). Shawlands is mental at the moment. Actually, it's been mental for a while. by twistedLucidity (Fri 19th Nov 2021 6:57am)
  • Ill again just in time for the weekend. Fuckin' yay. It's just a cold but that doesn't mean it's fun. by twistedLucidity (Fri 19th Nov 2021 7:03am)
  • Is there not still one in Tradeston round the corner from the Laurieston Bar? by twistedLucidity (Fri 19th Nov 2021 7:00am)
  • Usual places seem to have Chrimbo stuff (e.g. Homebase in Auldhouse Retail park). You might find other places selling (much higher quality) stuff in Shawlands like "Hell Yeah" and "Betty Beans". I think the charity shops also have their tat in stock as well. by twistedLucidity (Fri 19th Nov 2021 11:32am)
  • Aye, it's done. I may be an asshole but I am not _that_ asshole. 99.999% sure it's a cold though. Weird that "cold-like symptoms" is not mentioned anywhere on the NHS site. by twistedLucidity (Fri 19th Nov 2021 11:36am)
  • You cycle that? Just get as aerodynamic as you and freewheel, let physics do the work. There is also the frisson of excite over someone riding the wrong way or walking on the cycle path. by twistedLucidity (Fri 19th Nov 2021 11:35am)
  • Possible, we'd have been going past around 2300. Guess it might have taken two hours to clean the mess up. by twistedLucidity (Fri 19th Nov 2021 6:46pm)
  • Uh....link? Archive link with the mistake also? by twistedLucidity (Sat 20th Nov 2021 7:48am)
  • Careful if you has free roaming pets or young children. by twistedLucidity (Sat 20th Nov 2021 7:50am)
  • All we have is a random image that anyone could make. It's proof of nothing. Uh, you "ram it". by twistedLucidity (Sat 20th Nov 2021 8:32am)
  • Check the edit - this is why it is important to verify by twistedLucidity (Sat 20th Nov 2021 8:52am)
  • For passwords use a password manager like Bitwarden (the all have apps, browser plugins etc). Have a ***strong*** password on that and then let it generate random, hard to crack garbage for your logins. by twistedLucidity (Sat 20th Nov 2021 8:59am)
  • I shouldn't have to. If an OP posts an easily faked image for whatever reason, they should either provide supporting evidence or expect to be called on it. Even if OP's image had appeared on the site, it's hardly the huge "Gotcha!" they seem to think it is as the story (including the unredacted picture of the child) has now been properly published. None of that means I actually *like* the Daily Record. by twistedLucidity (Sat 20th Nov 2021 9:10am)
  • The QR code will contain the date and other relevant info, plus a cryptographic signature. by twistedLucidity (Sat 20th Nov 2021 1:16pm)
  • I mention the signature as yes, you could generate a QR code with altered data and slip that into a PDF, but you won't be able to sign it and it will fail validation. So not much point in trying. by twistedLucidity (Sat 20th Nov 2021 1:23pm)
  • Give them something else to scream about. I suggest a chilli sauce enema. by twistedLucidity (Sat 20th Nov 2021 5:03pm)
  • Always amazed that parts of that building are still in use. Thought it would have been levelled for more generic flats by now. by twistedLucidity (Sat 20th Nov 2021 8:11pm)
  • Negative PCR on Friday but feel like death warmed up. Sofa for me. by twistedLucidity (Sun 21st Nov 2021 9:32am)
  • I hope not. Quite like not having to cycle up & down the death trap that is Kilmarnock/Pollokshaws Road. by twistedLucidity (Sun 21st Nov 2021 9:31am)
  • 'spoons can get tae fuck. by twistedLucidity (Sun 21st Nov 2021 6:49pm)
  • Bams gotta bam I guess. Not sure what the answer is, bring back the stocks? by twistedLucidity (Sun 21st Nov 2021 7:56pm)
  • Fuck sake. by twistedLucidity (Mon 22nd Nov 2021 7:10am)
  • Is a course schedule not available online? From the title I strongly suspect it may, even if it is just formulas and macros in a spreadsheet. by twistedLucidity (Mon 22nd Nov 2021 7:20am)
  • We also must not not lose sight of the political games that may also be a fatcor. by twistedLucidity (Mon 22nd Nov 2021 8:09am)
  • I was under the impression that the GMB was in cahoots with Labour (who had been kicking various pay reform cans down the road for a long time), but the enemy of my enemy and all that I guess. by twistedLucidity (Mon 22nd Nov 2021 8:29am)
  • DELETED SNP cut the budget so it could blame Westminster, callously using the deaths to promote their independence agenda. That the answer you wanted? I can make more up if you like by twistedLucidity (Mon 22nd Nov 2021 7:42pm)
  • You are meant to have ordered your day 2 before your return as you need the order code. I had mine arrive before I left the UK. Only thing I think you can do is book a walk-in appointment with another provider can claim the cost of the original back from Boots. Although how you square that with your passenger locator form is anyone's guess. Have you called the COVID advice line? by twistedLucidity (Mon 22nd Nov 2021 7:40pm)
  • DELETED Oh I know, I was just taking a stab at giving them the answer they wanted. I obviously made zero attempt to give a nuanced response. by twistedLucidity (Mon 22nd Nov 2021 8:05pm)
  • No worries. Looks like I didn't go over the top enough for people to realise. Ho hum. by twistedLucidity (Mon 22nd Nov 2021 8:17pm)
  • Won't there be a check to see if the indicated test has been taken? by twistedLucidity (Mon 22nd Nov 2021 10:00pm)
  • Ah, theatre. by twistedLucidity (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 6:38am)
  • Heron in Auldhouse Burn near the cart. Got quite close to it to take a picture, but it came out kinda crap. I _think_ I might have caught a glimpse of a kingfisher, but can be certain and do find it somewhat unlikely given how dirty the water is. by twistedLucidity (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 7:00am)
  • Aye, so others have informed me. Never understood why the loop isn't closed on this kind of thing. I am also willing to be that the order number isn't verified. Or maybe they just to a few randoms here and there, but with modern systems doing the checks _should be_ trivial. Obviously, apply a wee bit of wiggle room for delays in the post etc. by twistedLucidity (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 8:07am)
  • A prog-rock classic. by twistedLucidity (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 8:32am)
  • Bins getting emptied during a strike? Genuinely surprised. But do agree. Write an email to your councillors. by twistedLucidity (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 8:38am)
  • The strike is still having an impact. > Due to industrial action recovery planning there will be no brown bins (garden and food waste) collected until 7 December 2021. Please do not present your brown bin until your next collection date after 6 December 2021. [Source](https://www.glasgow.gov.uk/index.aspx?articleid=16568) No doubt they'll be on strike come the 7th. by twistedLucidity (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 9:18am)
  • And? If a private company is causing a nuisance they can still be dealt with. by twistedLucidity (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 9:21am)
  • May also affect claims on home insurance. by twistedLucidity (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 1:22pm)
  • Just over two yearsago my mum passed away whilst I was in the departure lounge of Edinburgh airport waiting to fly out to her. That was rough. It does get better in time. Eventually the loss/pain/guilt subsides and things become easier. It does take longer than two months though (did for me anyway). But I see hope for you in what you've written as you recognise there is a problem and you want to address. It reads like some part of you has gone "This? I've had quite enough of _this_ thank you very much." and rolled it's sleeves up. Take heart in that. As for meeting up, I'm a cantankerous bastard and really not the best company but r/glasgow has a whole social side to it from board games and poker, to open source tech and just getting boozed up. Links should be in the wiki, I'll dig a few out and edit this post. by twistedLucidity (Wed 24th Nov 2021 8:07am)
  • FFS. The state Glasgow is in is worthy of praise? Well I guess this means we won't be seeing any improvements soon. by twistedLucidity (Wed 24th Nov 2021 9:29pm)
  • AFAIK we are Brewdog free around Queens, Auldhouse & Newlands parks. by twistedLucidity (Thu 25th Nov 2021 7:04am)
  • Probably more when guests leave and before the next lot arrive. There are plenty of companies that do this (and are easy to find, see their vans driving around all the time). I still hope the screws get tightened further of StLs so whole-property AirBnBs become less viable. by twistedLucidity (Thu 25th Nov 2021 8:09am)
  • If you're going to bring this up, for whatever agend you have, at least have the decency to get the poor lad's name right! by twistedLucidity (Fri 26th Nov 2021 9:29pm)
  • Seems to mostly the East coast getting battered, going to be cool though. by twistedLucidity (Sat 27th Nov 2021 8:12am)
  • Would this cold *KINDLY FUCK OFF*? Sick and tired of sniffling, sneezing, and coughing. Yes, it is a cold as the PCR was negative. by twistedLucidity (Sat 27th Nov 2021 9:04am)
  • As the owner of two dogs who regularly carries bags of shit *fucking miles* because GCC removed all the bins, I have no idea. Sorry. I can't think down to that level. by twistedLucidity (Sat 27th Nov 2021 4:19pm)
  • Can't believe they're still around, remember seeing them ~~years~~ decades ago. by twistedLucidity (Sat 27th Nov 2021 4:18pm)
  • Look as conformist and normie as possible. Save the day-glo hair for when you are running you own practice or something. Unless you are "Mike Ross" from "Suits", in which case do whatever the hell you want. Although the fact you are even asking this question tells me that you are not. by twistedLucidity (Sat 27th Nov 2021 4:22pm)
  • Scrimshaws near St Enoch. I used to go there when I had hair by twistedLucidity (Sat 27th Nov 2021 4:27pm)
  • Good news though, *that* cold causing coronvirus is probably protecting you from the other bastard. Odd thing, life. by twistedLucidity (Sat 27th Nov 2021 5:58pm)
  • Question 1:How did they get into a position to remove your shoe? Question 2: Are you sure it wasn't a band member? Wouldn't surprise me TBH. by twistedLucidity (Sat 27th Nov 2021 9:48pm)
  • Dunno, genuinely surprised it wasn't their wallet. by twistedLucidity (Sat 27th Nov 2021 9:54pm)
  • Ah right, that makes more sense. Be glad it was only your shoe you lost! When I saw them (long time ago) they had a deep fried mars bar eating competition. I assumed they were up to their usual japes. by twistedLucidity (Sat 27th Nov 2021 9:51pm)
  • Six cases, but apparently a milder strain. Might not be anything to get worked up about. Will have to wait for more evidence. by twistedLucidity (Mon 29th Nov 2021 8:46am)
  • 3, There are no bins, use the street like everyone else and let the seagulls clean it up. by twistedLucidity (Mon 29th Nov 2021 10:01am)
  • The litter. by twistedLucidity (Mon 29th Nov 2021 10:21pm)
  • Pretty well, [lowest rate per 100k in the UK](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-59440314) by twistedLucidity (Tue 30th Nov 2021 9:45am)
  • First time you've seen the police helicopter? Doing the same thing as always: 1. Near a river - looking for a body. 1. Around streets/park - looking for some scrote. by twistedLucidity (Tue 30th Nov 2021 7:35pm)
  • https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/man-taken-hospital-after-cries-22326997 by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st Dec 2021 4:51pm)
  • No loading from 0800 to 0930, only loading from 0930 to 1600, and no loading from 1600 to 1830. In the absence of any other signs and markings, I _think_ you would be OK to park from 1830 until 0800 the next morning. by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st Dec 2021 7:44pm)
  • > Constantly hearing how “Glasgow is filthy” Well, they're not wrong. > “Edinburgh is much nicer” That's simple opinion, not fact. They're free to like Edinburgh if they want. I've nothing really against the place personally, but I have not burning desire to up sticks and move there either. > I think they think Glasgow is all just poverty and junkies Edinburgh is hardly devoid of its own issues. No city is. They're probably doing it because they know they can get a rise out of it. Stop giving them the satisfaction. by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st Dec 2021 7:40pm)
  • Bloody pathetic that their Devs can't do a simple "Date.add(24w)" and exclude invalid dates. Scotland has dropped a few clangers during COVID and this is another (minor) one. by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st Dec 2021 7:48pm)
  • I quite like the petrified forest in Victoria Park because, well, no one expects a petrified forest in Glasgow! For actual *stuff* though, has to be the Kelvingrove. Transport museum is also good, they have the actual BMWs from"Long Way Round" (don't recall seeing the weird Russian thing Claudio ended up on). Really need to go to the science museum at some point. by twistedLucidity (Thu 2nd Dec 2021 9:07pm)
  • It a bunch of tree stumps that have mineralised, turned to stone, and are house inns shed in the Western end of Victory park. It's called "Fossil Grove". by twistedLucidity (Thu 2nd Dec 2021 11:13pm)
  • Wait...you didn't know about this? Wow. I was right about something. For once! by twistedLucidity (Thu 2nd Dec 2021 11:23pm)
  • Be prepared to be underwhelmed, it's not like an *actual* forest. But it is cool when you know how few places you can see things like it. by twistedLucidity (Thu 2nd Dec 2021 11:26pm)
  • DELETED _All week_? Won't they need a doctor's note after day 3? Shop the bastard to HR and let them deal with it. by twistedLucidity (Fri 3rd Dec 2021 11:37am)
  • DELETED * The National - "Glasgow woman shows the strength Scotland has to go independent" * Daily Express - "Scotland train violence escalates, Sturgeon must resign!" by twistedLucidity (Fri 3rd Dec 2021 11:35am)
  • DELETED Huh, pretty sure I need one after 3 days; will have to check. by twistedLucidity (Fri 3rd Dec 2021 12:29pm)
  • I was thinking of going to MacG & MacD, what's wrong with them? by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Dec 2021 7:48am)
  • If you can travel, someone in [Edinburgh/East Lothian is](https://redd.it/r8cvcm). by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Dec 2021 8:01am)
  • Are they part of a big chain or something? If not, I am struggling to understand how they aren't "independent". Not like they are Slanj or someone. by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Dec 2021 8:46am)
  • https://thekiltcentre.com/ by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Dec 2021 8:50am)
  • Gotcha. by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Dec 2021 9:00am)
  • Two failed LFTs. Fukkity baws. PCR done, so I'll find out in a day or two but I am pretty sure what the result will be. Thank feck I tested before heading out for food & drinks with mates! Keep testing, folks. It's for the benefit of everyone. Only issue I now have is that dinner plans are ruined. by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Dec 2021 2:23pm)
  • Got my booster booked for Jan 8th. I guess it's possible this stinker of a cold caused false positives, which is why I went for the PCR. Feel OK, other than feeling like I have a head cold. Thank science for vaccines! by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Dec 2021 6:06pm)
  • Up to 72 hours, as you were told at the time. After that, call the COViD advice line and have your test receipt to hand. by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Dec 2021 8:19pm)
  • No, because as a road vehicle bicycles are allowed on the road_ (unless there is a sign to indicate otherwise, which would be very unusual, and unless it's a motorway). If a cyclist can maintain a decent speed, then the advice is for them to be on the road where that speed is safer: > Ride at a sensible speed for the situation and ensure you can stop in time. As a general rule, if you want to cycle quickly, say in excess of 18 mph/30 kph, then you should be riding on the road. [Source](https://webarchive.nationalarchives.gov.uk/ukgwa/+/http://www.dft.gov.uk/consultations/archive/2004/ltnwc/annexdcodeofconductnoticefor1688) Cycle lanes are often very poorly designed and laid out (mingling with pedestrians, street furniture in them, flooded, blocked by inconsiderate drivers, randomly stopping or changing road sides, and in the "door zone" of parked vehicles). In those cases it is often safer for cyclist to be on the road. > Rule 61 > Cycle Routes and Other Facilities. Use cycle routes, advanced stop lines, cycle boxes and toucan crossings unless at the time it is unsafe to do so. Use of these facilities is not compulsory and will depend on your experience and skills, but they can make your journey safer. [Source](https://www.gov.uk/guidance/the-highway-code/rules-for-cyclists-59-to-82). by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Dec 2021 8:28am)
  • Whilst you might like the cycle lanes in Glasgow, almost without exception they are poorly thought out and in poor repair. Glasgow city council isn't doing what needs to be done in redesigning roads in an "active travel first" manner (by that I mean, walking, running, and cycling) with cars etc second. The cycle route down the Northern section of Pollokshaws Road leading into Victoria Road is probably one of the best in the city and it is not exactly brilliant, often being blocked by parked cars on Vicky Road. by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Dec 2021 8:36am)
  • As a road vehicle bicycles are allowed on the road (unless there is a sign to indicate otherwise, which would be very unusual, and unless it's a motorway). If a cyclist can maintain a decent speed, then the advice is for them to be on the road where that speed is safer: > Ride at a sensible speed for the situation and ensure you can stop in time. As a general rule, if you want to cycle quickly, say in excess of 18 mph/30 kph, then you should be riding on the road. [Source](https://webarchive.nationalarchives.gov.uk/ukgwa/+/http://www.dft.gov.uk/consultations/archive/2004/ltnwc/annexdcodeofconductnoticefor1688) Cycle lanes are often very poorly designed and laid out (mingling with pedestrians, street furniture in them, flooded, blocked by inconsiderate drivers, randomly stopping or changing road sides, and in the "door zone" of parked vehicles). In those cases it is often safer for cyclist to be on the road. > Rule 61 > Cycle Routes and Other Facilities. Use cycle routes, advanced stop lines, cycle boxes and toucan crossings unless at the time it is unsafe to do so. Use of these facilities is not compulsory and will depend on your experience and skills, but they can make your journey safer. [Source](https://www.gov.uk/guidance/the-highway-code/rules-for-cyclists-59-to-82). by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Dec 2021 8:52am)
  • Uh...they are *literally* complaining about peds stepping out without looking. by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Dec 2021 9:34am)
  • If a pedestrian steps into the "braking zone" (the distance that, when allowing for reaction time and braking, it will be impossible to stop) then there is absolutely **nothing** the driver can do. Yes, the driver could slow down but there is still a "braking zone" for the unobservant to walk or turn into. Drivers need to anticipate, everyone, needs to look **and** see. by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Dec 2021 9:30am)
  • Mixed use cycle lanes are...err...mixed use. Cycle lanes are, wait for it, **cycle** lanes. Yes, a ped can be on it but they should *look* before crossing. by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Dec 2021 9:42am)
  • _Technically_ people can walk down roads that aren't motorways or don't shave a "No peds" sign. Doesn't mean it's a good idea and also doesn't mean they should do it without remaining observant of other road users. by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Dec 2021 10:17am)
  • I refer you back to my earlier comments on the "braking zone". by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Dec 2021 10:52am)
  • I refer you to my previous comment on the "braking zone". by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Dec 2021 10:59am)
  • Might be a [reason](https://www.wired.co.uk/article/nordictrack-ifit-treadmill-privilege-mode) they are trying to palm it off. Pop some 'phones on and hit the park. by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Dec 2021 1:27pm)
  • Still waiting on the PCR result to see whether or not I have to stay indoors for ~2 weeks or not. Not feeling too bad, just sneezing my face off. Urgh. by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Dec 2021 1:25pm)
  • Dyson is a massive bell-end, his products are overprice shit, and should be boycotted due to his Brexit antics but that's might just me being a cranky bastard. Looks like you can get scalped 50% more on eBay and Amazon, but QVC might have the one you want. [Source](https://www.stockcheckers.co.uk/dyson/airwrap/complete/). If it was on sale during Black Friday, I'm sorry to say that all normal stock is probably gone. by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Dec 2021 1:37pm)
  • I have *seen* delivery cyclists on the pavement, but none have come close to running me over. They should, of course, be on the road or in a cycle land and not on the pavement (unless shared use, and some are but **incredibly** poorly signed by GCC). by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Dec 2021 10:14pm)
  • Various supply issues mean that there are long lead times on doors now. You are probably looking at a few months lead time. There's only a couple of suppliers, no one really holds stock so everyone is basically sold out. We're getting out frames re-done to accept smaller doors because we simply couldn't get anything. by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Dec 2021 10:24pm)
  • And the PCR results were positive. Absolute raging shit biscuits. No idea where we go it from but the most likely suspect are the builders who we've had in for the past wee while. People really need to be doing the LFTs on the regular. Luckily we don't feel too bad and the neighbours have volunteered to walk the dogs. by twistedLucidity (Mon 6th Dec 2021 8:57am)
  • Oh aye. Could have been unlucky out shopping or something. by twistedLucidity (Mon 6th Dec 2021 10:01am)
  • What we have here folks, is the Greater Crested Hypocrite. The are easy to recognise by they way they puff their chest out on a topic, perform their rhythmic threat display, and then proceed to do the exact thing they are complaining about. by twistedLucidity (Mon 6th Dec 2021 10:28am)
  • Are you able bodied? Is there are shower at the end? If so then cycling, running, or walking could be alternatives. In an hour you'll be able to cycle 15, run 8 and walk 4 miles. Obviously a lot of variability depending on roads, paths, terrain etc but it is deffo doable unless you are talking some epic distance. In the dead of winter I prefer running as bikes don't like ice (get grips for your trainers). There are bike to work schemes (check which one your employer is with) and the health benefits are free too! by twistedLucidity (Mon 6th Dec 2021 10:36am)
  • Western Lettings were great when I was in a similar position. Goodearl (if they are even still in business) were a complete nightmare. by twistedLucidity (Mon 6th Dec 2021 11:22am)
  • That sucks. Definitely doable running, but you would need a shower. An E-Bike might be a goer, esp. if there is a ride to work scheme. by twistedLucidity (Mon 6th Dec 2021 12:04pm)
  • A keen runner? I used to do 3 each way and I'm an old fart with bad knees & lungs. by twistedLucidity (Mon 6th Dec 2021 12:59pm)
  • Running through the snow is exhilarating. Once your warmed up you don't really notice rain either. by twistedLucidity (Mon 6th Dec 2021 1:27pm)
  • Is this quote for fix _fix_, or to fill in with soft crap that falls apart two weeks later like they do at the moment? Also, does this allow for Random Utility coming along and ripping the road up two days after it has been resurfaced and then leave it an uneven mess of poor patches again? by twistedLucidity (Mon 6th Dec 2021 7:02pm)
  • I swear I have yet to see a utility patch that hasn't failed shortly after. What I have seen **regularly** is a freshly resurfaced road which is cut up within the next few days by a utility. It's infuriating. I am not sure where the mismanagement happens, but boots need rammed up arses. by twistedLucidity (Mon 6th Dec 2021 7:57pm)
  • Try [this person](https://redd.it/r5yq6k)? by twistedLucidity (Tue 7th Dec 2021 8:55am)
  • Halfway through self-Isolation and off to work. From home. Feel basically OK, just get tired very easily. Installed a WiFi access point upstairs yesterday and that just about killed me. by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th Dec 2021 7:51am)
  • Reclaim the costs from your travel insurance. They should cover cancellations caused by COVID (do check your policy for any exclusions though). I am genuinely surprised you can't recoup the costs via AirBnB (disclaimer: not a service I have used) as I assumed you have them notice as soon as the rules changed. Did you pay by credit card? You could try claiming back through them. This is the risk of booking _anything_ during a global pandemic. My partner had to cancel seeing their parents, which was a stroke of luck given we both tested positive for COVID when they were due to fly out. by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th Dec 2021 8:34am)
  • Shit needs to get done. I can sit at my desk and mash the keys there as easily as I can sit in Reddit. by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th Dec 2021 8:45am)
  • That all? Poor lamb will be driving a Range in last year's colour. Should we start a GoFundMe? by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th Dec 2021 9:18pm)
  • Define "cheap". Bear in mind that "cheap" can also mean "crap". Mr Central Heating in Hillington (also on-line) are pretty decent. by twistedLucidity (Thu 9th Dec 2021 2:11pm)
  • What on Earth is "The Cash Register"? It's a generic name, so hard to search for. by twistedLucidity (Thu 9th Dec 2021 7:45pm)
  • Ah right, hear something like that on Rock Radio. Never bothered to enter it. by twistedLucidity (Thu 9th Dec 2021 7:55pm)
  • The booking software has had other date handling issues. Complain to your MSP. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Dec 2021 8:12am)
  • Underfloor insulation exists, and one can either get a rockwool type affair held on by netting or rigid. The latter is more expensive but better *if* installed correctly. We got rigid, made a hee-ooj difference. It would have to be you landlord that gets it done, and I hope they have better luck that I did getting support. The site was a confusing mess of links going everywhere and the helpline was useless. Ended up having to pay for everything ourselves. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Dec 2021 11:08am)
  • Cracking day to be aff. Shame I have to go to work for a bit to run a talk (my own fault for the scheduling clash). Also a shame I'm stuck indoors self-isolating. Bollocks. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Dec 2021 11:11am)
  • Pretty sure it was HES where I started. They couldn't tell me anything on what was avaiyto help with costs, how to apply for it (did I do it, or did the contractor), what proof was needed, what was/wasn't covered. Just completely useless. We've had more work done (which included **a lot** of insulation) and I never bothered to call them as they were just so thoroughly useless and frustrating last time. I hope you landlord has more luck! by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Dec 2021 11:34am)
  • Slater's? I'm the other end of the scale and Slater's offer (or did) a tailoring service. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Dec 2021 5:20pm)
  • 80085 by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Dec 2021 6:42pm)
  • Try Strathbungo/Govanhill (between Pollockshaws and Vicky roads). There some nice enough places (e.g. on Prince Edward Street). Shawlands is only a short walk away, and you have other amenities close by as well. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Dec 2021 6:41pm)
  • The area I mentioned (and I used to live there) hasn't quite gone mad yet, although everywhere around it has. Shawlands went made about 10 years or so ago. People got priced out of the West End and went there as it has the parks and the car parking problems. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Dec 2021 6:54pm)
  • Battlefield is nae bad like. You've got Common Ground, the Clockwork, and Stefano's. Shawlands is just over the hill, Govanhill/Strathbungo just along the park. Nice walks along the river to Muirend and on to Linn park. Just pay attention to your flood report. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Dec 2021 6:59pm)
  • Mount Florida is about the same and or Queens Park is even closer! We now live south of Shawlands, it's pretty good. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Dec 2021 7:11pm)
  • There's hidden gems that come up, but you'd need to be prepared to do work (and able to fund it). Or non-tenement as around Norham Street. With the shift to telecommuting Shawlands is even hotter than it was before. Three decent parks in easy walking distance, cafés, greengrocers, butcher and pubs. When looking for a place you can choose two of: * Right place, * Right price, or * Right area. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Dec 2021 7:22pm)
  • Hence why I am suggesting it as an to buy in now. If we could have gotten a house near by, we would have. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Dec 2021 8:20pm)
  • Strathbungo is larger than just the conservation area. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Dec 2021 8:59pm)
  • Waiting on Yodel as well. Really wish people gave you the option to pay more for an actual delivery company. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Dec 2021 9:11pm)
  • You need to know the area. Prince Edward Street? Fine. Albert Avenue? Fine. Torrisdale Street (which is between those two)? Mostly a shithole...mostly. Then you cross to the East side of Vicky road and things get actually tricky.... The area is trying to change and this brings hope, but also shouts of gentrification. Aye well, it's been happening since 1993 and it's not happened yet! Rule of thumb, stay West of Vicky Road. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Dec 2021 9:10pm)
  • Meh. Partner has lost their sense of smell and taste, I have mine. Bored, mostly. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Dec 2021 9:58pm)
  • I looked a place in that estate late 90s. It might have been single glazed (not 100% sure) but it was riddled with damp. These days you can see some of the structure (e.g. garages) starting to fail, big bills coming. by twistedLucidity (Sat 11th Dec 2021 7:45am)
  • Best done whilst supping an Islay whiskey, with cola. by twistedLucidity (Sat 11th Dec 2021 4:24pm)
  • Little better than a nicely chilled whoosh jigger. by twistedLucidity (Sat 11th Dec 2021 4:54pm)
  • I'm still self-isolating. Shit biscuits. Fuck you, SARS-CoV-2. You not-dead but not-alive wee bassa! by twistedLucidity (Sat 11th Dec 2021 7:07pm)
  • Thanks pal. Doing all right. Only a few more days to go. by twistedLucidity (Sat 11th Dec 2021 9:05pm)
  • Second to last day of self-isolation. Honestly bored rigid. by twistedLucidity (Sun 12th Dec 2021 9:12am)
  • As much as I hate to defend Glasgow Live, this happens at some point to all on-line publishers when the unpaid intern who has too much authority presses "Publish" on a page rammed with filler. It's simple human error, happens all the time. Ask the Granuaid. by twistedLucidity (Sun 12th Dec 2021 10:38pm)
  • Last day of self-isolation. Thank goodness. So bored! by twistedLucidity (Mon 13th Dec 2021 6:53am)
  • 🎂Happy birthday🎂 by twistedLucidity (Mon 13th Dec 2021 7:44am)
  • > From 10am on Monday 13th December, If you are aged 30 years and over, you will be able to book a COVID-19 booster vaccination. by twistedLucidity (Mon 13th Dec 2021 9:41am)
  • Hard to answer without some idea of your skills and interests. Loads of IT roles are remote, for example. by twistedLucidity (Mon 13th Dec 2021 5:05pm)
  • Isolation over, taking the dogs for a walk. Woo! by twistedLucidity (Tue 14th Dec 2021 6:55am)
  • Neighbours were absolute champions and took them on walk. I'd spray the leads down with viricide before and after walks. If that's not a goer, then you will have to hire a dog walker or restrict the dog you your garden and do other activities indoors (e.g. teaching tricks). by twistedLucidity (Tue 14th Dec 2021 10:54am)
  • If you paid by credit card, and you should have for this exact reason, contact them and ask for the money to be charged back. by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th Dec 2021 6:44am)
  • No. Was WFH for 10 years pre-pandemic, had only really readjusted back to office life when this all kicked off. I do miss the morning run/bike in. I am also a fat bastard now. by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th Dec 2021 10:20am)
  • There's a few different options on the market, I've just installed some Ubiquiti Unifi stuff (3 APs and one switch) at home and it is working great. Cost was about £250 all in (includes cables etc). You might be aw.to get away with one AP, power injector (most a PoE) and a cable back to he router. Another option is to simply buy a better router. Virgin's is complete crap, so place that in modem mode and put a better one behind it. by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th Dec 2021 3:31pm)
  • Unifi do a variety of products and these are not enterprise-grade. They are, at best, "pro-sumer". For the money they are worth it though IMHO. by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th Dec 2021 4:36pm)
  • Whilst it can be set-up as mesh, I have not done so. The 3 APs are hard-wired back to the router rather than relying on hopping over WiFi. This is faster and more reliable. I have a variety of Cat 8 cables buried in the walls/floor for this to all work. As you walk around you phone (for example) will switch from one AP (Access Point, the provider of WifI) to another as the signal strength changes. For an initial step, a better router would be my first port of call. by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th Dec 2021 4:35pm)
  • McDaid's Motatune in Strathbungo should be able to do it. by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th Dec 2021 7:44pm)
  • If it's something like Ikea then it's a waste of money TBH. Get a mate to give you a hand and just go slowly. Righty-tyighty, lefty-loosey and if it needs forced then it's probably wrong. There's probably videos on YouTube as well. Any "handy man" type person should be able to do it though. by twistedLucidity (Thu 16th Dec 2021 8:50am)
  • Write to your councillors, and keep writing to them. GCC are a complete joke and need reformed from the ground up. Also, and you're not going to like this, council tax rates need to rise to cover the costs of the services. The rate in Glasgow is actually [middle-to-low for the UK](https://propertydata.co.uk/council-tax). by twistedLucidity (Thu 16th Dec 2021 12:22pm)
  • London rates are *incredibly* low, probably due to the sheer density f people and thus the number paying in. by twistedLucidity (Thu 16th Dec 2021 12:28pm)
  • > Loads of that isn't suitable for recycling though. Shite. I see: * One tetrapak - can only be recycled at some dumps. * Two or three subway boxes - possibly food contaminated. * One laundry pod box - should be recyclable like bottles are, but GCC don't. by twistedLucidity (Thu 16th Dec 2021 12:31pm)
  • You can, ask Mark Rober. by twistedLucidity (Thu 16th Dec 2021 9:17pm)
  • Made me laugh when I was told the builders we had in prior to our testing positive were not of interest, despite them being the most likely cause of our getting it *and*, as we subsequently found out, one of them being seemingly positive as well. The kicker? Positive person had been spotted going to other jobs. Bloody joke. by twistedLucidity (Fri 17th Dec 2021 10:25am)
  • I know the name of the company, they will know who was on site. No one told me I had to get a name & number for everyone coming on to the property (often unannounced). by twistedLucidity (Fri 17th Dec 2021 11:16am)
  • Saturday, woke up at 0535 for some reason. Arse. Making the most of it by lying in bed, drinking coffee, eating cold pizza, and watching cartoons. by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Dec 2021 7:07am)
  • DELETED Worth it in what way? You can see the stage and hear; what more do you need? by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Dec 2021 7:57am)
  • Why are you posting year old news? This whole thing was done an dusted. What's your intent here? by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Dec 2021 7:56am)
  • Why did you delete, u/HilmAlexXD? We'd still like to know what your agenda was. by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Dec 2021 8:02am)
  • Yes, it's totally fine. Won't be as good as stall obvs, but so long as you avoid "restricted view seats" (should be indicated when buying if there are any) you'll be fine. Theatres are designed so that people in seats can see the stage. Be pretty silly to design them any other way. by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Dec 2021 8:55am)
  • Hi, I work with the Crypto Rapid Arbitration Project and I can help you reclaim your NFT. All I need at 5 bitcoin, your name, address, date of birth, NI and NHS numbers, mother's maiden name, name of first pet, and favourite colour. I guarantee a swift response. by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Dec 2021 8:55pm)
  • We require it for future fraud checks. Honest. by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Dec 2021 11:19pm)
  • Avoid the exploitative high street (e.g. Next, H&N etc) anything "fast fashion" has probably got child & slave labour behind it. You do gave options though: * Charity - some do sell jewellery * Reuse - second hand or vintage; I've bought some cool shit from countries that don't even exist any more * Bespoke - go to a fair or commission a piece Other than that, be **very** careful where you shop. I can't help more as you don't mention any style or materials which interest you. by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Dec 2021 11:39pm)
  • Just back from dinner, everything seemed quiet(ish) in Shawlands. McFly's looked busy though. by twistedLucidity (Sun 19th Dec 2021 6:54pm)
  • Looks pretty good. Council must have decided to empty the bins that quarter. Lord knows, they genery can't be arsed to empty the residential bins. On the the schedule they're paid for. by twistedLucidity (Mon 20th Dec 2021 12:15am)
  • Tantallon Road is [a bit soggy](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-59725513) this morning. by twistedLucidity (Mon 20th Dec 2021 8:58am)
  • 1. It was a **positive** result; and 1. Yes you do. by twistedLucidity (Mon 20th Dec 2021 11:18am)
  • You could do takeaway, or you could order a meal from a restaurant and just reheat it per their instructions. More expensive obvs. Whatever you decide, I hope you have a good Chrimbo. by twistedLucidity (Tue 21st Dec 2021 7:06am)
  • Email the councillors. Take pictures, send to the local press. by twistedLucidity (Tue 21st Dec 2021 11:19am)
  • > oh yeah, rain The rain and snow aren't bad once you're going, just wear a hat and a top of some kind. Ice is a complete bastard, wear grips on your shoes. by twistedLucidity (Wed 22nd Dec 2021 7:57am)
  • Not DD, set-up a standing order instead. by twistedLucidity (Wed 22nd Dec 2021 3:14pm)
  • Haven't. I'm the heaviest I have ever been in my life. It has to change by twistedLucidity (Wed 22nd Dec 2021 8:20pm)
  • Badger *what*? Poacher? Tangle Foot? Firstly Ferret? Anyway, they have [an online shop](https://www.badgerbeers.com/shop/) but if it's urgent then your only hope is a big supermarket. by twistedLucidity (Wed 22nd Dec 2021 8:20pm)
  • I dunno. But then I have no idea what that pic meant. Looks like you just posted some random fixture of a ball of foot game....who cares? by twistedLucidity (Thu 23rd Dec 2021 1:10am)
  • > Is it because I’m talking about the > Is it because I’m talking about the nighty Ra Celtic ya bunch of shitebags? Bunch of snowflakes can’t even take a draw? Fucking Mon eh jags. > nighty I assume you mean "mighty". > Ra As someone actually from Ireland may I just say, at maximum volume, *GO BOIL YER HEID!* > Celtic Couldn't give a shit what kind of ball botherers you fantasise over,, terrorists are terrorists and they deserve the same dark hole in Hell. by twistedLucidity (Thu 23rd Dec 2021 1:19am)
  • Prime patter. by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th Dec 2021 12:27pm)
  • For the flight out you need to check the requirements for Canary Islands, for the flight back you must comply with [Scottish requirements](https://www.gov.scot/publications/coronavirus-covid-19-international-travel-quarantine/). Sites like [John Sherpa](https://apply.joinsherpa.com/travel-restrictions) can help too. by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th Dec 2021 9:52pm)
  • I can't help of the gym buddy side (although I really need to get my arse in gear, I need to drop 10kg) but for the seasonal depression take daily vit D and get outside at lunchtime for a walk. The pills are cheap and available in any pharmacy and most big supermarkets. by twistedLucidity (Mon 27th Dec 2021 9:17am)
  • DELETED Speak to him first. Don't mention anything medical, just state that his loud snoring wakes you up every night and can he please do something to mitigate it? If he is a dick about it, the consider being vindictive but before that; keep a diary, record the noise if you can, and submit a complaint to the council. by twistedLucidity (Mon 27th Dec 2021 1:44pm)
  • Well, it's a [Belhaven](https://www.belhavenpubs.co.uk/pubs/lanarkshire/scotia-bar/) for a start... Still, at least it's not a 'spoons, so that's a bonus. by twistedLucidity (Tue 28th Dec 2021 8:35am)
  • Hah! How did I miss that? I have very little time for the pubcos, fucking parasites. by twistedLucidity (Tue 28th Dec 2021 8:42am)
  • Try McDaid's Motatune by twistedLucidity (Tue 28th Dec 2021 12:30pm)
  • It has a mix of stuff so depending on what you're after you may be lucky, but you'll probably want an FFP2 mask and lots of sanitiser as no one in there follows the rules on mask wearing. by twistedLucidity (Tue 28th Dec 2021 12:30pm)
  • We have sports here too. Have you considered buying new kit here and then selling? Also, without details, you could be talking about anything from football boots, to curling stones, through to guns. Contact a local agent, see what they say. by twistedLucidity (Tue 28th Dec 2021 11:28pm)
  • You again! Take your debt-fuelling spam and ram it. You've been spouting this crap all over Reddit. Fuck off. by twistedLucidity (Tue 28th Dec 2021 11:31pm)
  • Non-emergency police (101)? Alarms usually sound for a reason. The police can probably get the hold of the custodian, headmaster, or someone to come out and check. Are there neighbour groups you can ask to see if anyone has contact details of someone? Ear plugs or play white noise on your phone/stereo? Deffo write a letter FAO the headmaster. At the very least you should get an apology. The final (non-serious) option is to heave a brick through a window and give it something to beep about! by twistedLucidity (Wed 29th Dec 2021 8:27am)
  • [The Stefanie](https://redd.it/rr0us8). There will be another one tomorrow, best wait for that. by twistedLucidity (Wed 29th Dec 2021 11:17pm)
  • If you are unwell whilst on leave, you can reclaim that "lost" leave. by twistedLucidity (Thu 30th Dec 2021 8:59am)
  • Headaches and fever symptoms seem to be common, which is probably a good thing TBH as it indicates a strong response. by twistedLucidity (Thu 30th Dec 2021 8:57am)
  • [Today's Stefanie](https://redd.it/rru7xn). by twistedLucidity (Thu 30th Dec 2021 8:55am)
  • I'd say their MSP (Harvie) rather than MP and then if they get no joy, MP or press; but your point still holds. by twistedLucidity (Thu 30th Dec 2021 9:03am)
  • Now, now. It was also reported in the August organ [Infosurhoy](https://infosurhoy.com/news/british-airways-makes-a-blunder-when-launching-a-new-flight-confusing-glasgow-with-portland-oregon-in-the-united-states/). [Origin thread](https://redd.it/rqgsbk). No GL link, find it yourself. by twistedLucidity (Fri 31st Dec 2021 8:59am)
  • [McGraddie-s](https://www.facebook.com/John-W-McGraddie-Butchers-611777682173656/) on Minard Road, near to Pollokshaws Road. by twistedLucidity (Fri 31st Dec 2021 1:55pm)
  • If it were.me I would postpone and book a PCR. Both of your should probably isolate at home until you get a negative PCR, or the isolation period ends. We didn't develop a continuous coughs, it was more like a bad cold than anything else. by twistedLucidity (Mon 3rd Jan 2022 7:54am)
  • You have been working **over a year** but only getting UC? > As of today 23/12/20 Err...it's 03/01/**22**. Is it your employer saying you can't sign off, of the DWP? Something about this stinks. Gather all the evidence you can, write a timeline of what happened when, take it to the CAB. Failing that, solicitors will often give an initial consult for free and maybe you can get lucky with Legal Aid. by twistedLucidity (Mon 3rd Jan 2022 7:50am)
  • It's a year old [repost](https://redd.it/kpajh3). by twistedLucidity (Mon 3rd Jan 2022 7:59am)
  • It's a year old [repost](https://redd.it/kpajh3). by twistedLucidity (Mon 3rd Jan 2022 7:59am)
  • It's a year old [repost](https://redd.it/kpajh3). by twistedLucidity (Mon 3rd Jan 2022 7:59am)
  • It's a year old [repost](https://redd.it/kpajh3). by twistedLucidity (Mon 3rd Jan 2022 7:59am)
  • It's a year old [repost](https://redd.it/kpajh3). by twistedLucidity (Mon 3rd Jan 2022 7:59am)
  • It's a year old [repost](https://redd.it/kpajh3). by twistedLucidity (Mon 3rd Jan 2022 8:00am)
  • It's a year old [repost](https://redd.it/kpajh3). by twistedLucidity (Mon 3rd Jan 2022 8:00am)
  • It's a year old [repost](https://redd.it/kpajh3). by twistedLucidity (Mon 3rd Jan 2022 7:59am)
  • They actual had the link in a comment, but it looks like they deleted the comment. Is this going to become a thing now, posting a picture from a year ago? by twistedLucidity (Mon 3rd Jan 2022 2:16pm)
  • [Link to FAQ](https://www.glasgow.gov.uk/index.aspx?articleid=23026). > * motorcycles, mopeds, motorised tricycles and quadricycles are not affected by LEZ schemes in Scotland Woo-hoo! Although, obviously, we should face a banning in the future. by twistedLucidity (Mon 3rd Jan 2022 6:40pm)
  • Preservatives aren't "nasty" but anyway.... There's a couple of places on Skirvinf Street, and there's the bakery on Deanston Drive. All in Shawlands. Or make your own and use whatever flour, seeds, etc takes your fancy. by twistedLucidity (Mon 3rd Jan 2022 7:28pm)
  • AIUI post is up the spout due to COVID-related absences. by twistedLucidity (Tue 4th Jan 2022 9:48am)
  • That's the one I was about to mention; it's on Skirving Street. by twistedLucidity (Tue 4th Jan 2022 9:46am)
  • McQueen's Dairy are good too. You only get a plastic bottle around Chrimbo time. by twistedLucidity (Tue 4th Jan 2022 12:50pm)
  • Check your travel insurance and their provisions for COVID. Better to do it now whilst you have time, rather than in a panic as you try to sort flights etc. You also have time to call the airport and enquire about extending the parking booking should it come to it. In the USA you obviously follow their rules, but there is nothing to say you can't exceed them if you feel more comfortable doing that. All the best, COVID is a complete shit. by twistedLucidity (Wed 5th Jan 2022 8:20am)
  • DELETED Unless those rules apple to entering Scotland... by twistedLucidity (Wed 5th Jan 2022 8:25am)
  • DELETED You can still be if the airline refuses to board up because you don't meet Scotland's entry rules. by twistedLucidity (Wed 5th Jan 2022 8:30am)
  • The Post Office will generally have a currency exchange,, although you might have issues with coins and small amounts (consider donating those to charity). If it's a currency you might use again (e.g..Euro), unless it's many thousands I'd be inclined to just hang on to it. by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th Jan 2022 7:23am)
  • Sterling is reasonably high at the moment. Around 1.4€ to the £ if IIRC what that PO were offering. Still not as good as it was right enough. by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th Jan 2022 7:25am)
  • Finding out that the Pope has condemned my partner and me as being selfish for not having kids almost feels like a badge of honour TBH. by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th Jan 2022 7:31am)
  • Yikes! Redundancies are never fun. If he is in a union, get on to the rep. Check if you have any policies that might cover a loss of earnings in this case. The holiday seems....odd and will depend on when the dates the company uses to run holidays, but most just Jan-Dec and this is why I find it odd that he has burnt a week already. Time to check contract and holidays taken. May also want to check on any redundancy pay that may be due (this could be why the company is potentially playing silly buggers with holidays, it reduces their liability). Hope you're both feeling better soon and that your partner scores another job quickly. by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th Jan 2022 8:44am)
  • This is also our opinion. By 2050 I could well be dead, so I'll avoid the worst of it. Why would I bring a life into this world only for it to suffer? COP26 failed, is there any hope left? by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th Jan 2022 8:57am)
  • Oooo, outside employee protection as well. Maybe they are calculating holidays from start date? Which is weird. The first part-year is usually pro-rata. Best of luck to you both. Bizarrely now is probably one of the least bad times to be unemployed, industries are screaming out for people. by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th Jan 2022 12:24pm)
  • Ba-dum-tish! (Made me LOL) by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th Jan 2022 12:27pm)
  • Yup; some do, some don't. Mine have always been Jan-Dec across multiple employers. by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th Jan 2022 12:26pm)
  • Oh. "Pool, darts, and pints". Not "Pool darts, and pints". Kinda disappointed if I'm honest. "Pool darts" sounded fun. by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th Jan 2022 11:38pm)
  • Rather warm and rather wet on the morning walk. If the temperature doesn't drop it'll be gone soon. Within about 45 seconds of leaving the house we encountered two cars who were lucky to have ABS; why can't people drive safely in adverse conditions? Slow down, brake much earlier, brake gently. Don't race up to the lights, slam on the anchors, and skid to a juddering halt in the area for cyclists. by twistedLucidity (Fri 7th Jan 2022 8:22am)
  • Just started again 'n all around Shawlands. Hope the temperature drops and it stays, can let the Husky have a romp at lunch. by twistedLucidity (Fri 7th Jan 2022 8:25am)
  • Who the hell runs summer tyres in the UK? Oh wait, the unthinking. by twistedLucidity (Fri 7th Jan 2022 10:22am)
  • It won't be happening. Got stuffed in traffic (one small snowfall and people forget how to drive) taking the other dog to vets, so now how to work through lunch. by twistedLucidity (Fri 7th Jan 2022 10:21am)
  • [An older picture of our Husky in the snow.](https://i.imgur.com/VSbwwSH.jpg) She's in her running/hiking harness. No recent ones and the poor bugger has spent the last two years having leg surgery. She's fine now and I really must get more pics of her in the snow! by twistedLucidity (Fri 7th Jan 2022 11:08am)
  • The sooner the carbuncle that is Shawlands Arcade is nuked from low orbit the better. Just a shame that what is replacing it is so boxy and generic. Still an improvement. There again, one of my dogs' shites would be an imporvement. by twistedLucidity (Fri 7th Jan 2022 4:19pm)
  • Today is booster day. Woo-hoo! Could get done earlier due to having had COVID. by twistedLucidity (Sat 8th Jan 2022 8:46am)
  • Shawlands has a slew down the main drag. by twistedLucidity (Sat 8th Jan 2022 10:21am)
  • Lazy journalists. by twistedLucidity (Sun 9th Jan 2022 1:55pm)
  • Felt pretty rough yesterday after the booster. Better today but arm is killing me. Top-tip: Get jags in your non-dominant arm. by twistedLucidity (Mon 10th Jan 2022 6:57am)
  • That's how I was with Pfizer too. Moderna for the booster though. Partner's are is showing signs of swelling after the same booster. Nothing bad, just annoying. by twistedLucidity (Mon 10th Jan 2022 7:57am)
  • [Other thread](https://redd.it/s0d8pw). by twistedLucidity (Mon 10th Jan 2022 7:56am)
  • Got it on Saturday, felt rough Sunday night, fine on Monday. Arm still a bit tender though. I'm double Pfizer and have had COVID. by twistedLucidity (Tue 11th Jan 2022 8:37am)
  • Call the bank, let them know, destroy it. by twistedLucidity (Tue 11th Jan 2022 4:54pm)
  • Also write to your councillors. Yes WorstBus is a private company, but they are failing to provide a service the city depends on. If you are considering pursuing this, keep a diary of missing buses and take photos/screenshots. by twistedLucidity (Thu 13th Jan 2022 9:19am)
  • My walking commute would have been ~50 mins. Can job that in ~25 mins, cycle in ~15 mins. Your colleagues will want you to shower on arrival though. by twistedLucidity (Thu 13th Jan 2022 11:55am)
  • Ta. If their rentals are good, their tailored ones should be good too. by twistedLucidity (Thu 13th Jan 2022 8:16pm)
  • There's been questions here and r/scotland I think about second hand kilts. So long as you don't care about a specific tartan and are average height (unlike me) that could be a goer. Jacket? Dunno, sorry. The shoes, hose, shirt etc I'd just buy new. by twistedLucidity (Thu 13th Jan 2022 9:52pm)
  • "Mr Ben" or something like that? by twistedLucidity (Thu 13th Jan 2022 9:58pm)
  • Shawlands Dental Centre are great. Sorted me right out and I needed **work**. Not NHS though, private. by twistedLucidity (Thu 13th Jan 2022 10:26pm)
  • Driven past there on the way to Dynotech - what was the quality like? by twistedLucidity (Fri 14th Jan 2022 12:08am)
  • Is your friend the one smoking? If so, they should take more care. If not, why should they be bothered? Worst that'll happen to them is a tap at the door and a quick chat with plod. Not that I'd expect Police Scotland to really care that much TBH, unless there is other shady shenanigans going on. As for the other matter, maybe don't call them "bitch"? Try "Hell Yeah" on Pollokshaws Road. by twistedLucidity (Fri 14th Jan 2022 8:07am)
  • > the lazy drivers Given how many drops they are given and the sanctions they can face if they don't make them, I don't think laziness is the issue. by twistedLucidity (Fri 14th Jan 2022 10:34am)
  • ~110kg and ~1.88m which is a BMI of 31.1. Got some good news though, if you are a powerlifter or similar your BMI is going to come out as towards the obese end. If not a powerlifter, best try and lose that 5.5kg. I'm 92kg and 1.93m meaning my BMI is 24.6 _but_ I am slightly built and all that weight is sitting on my gut. So whilst my BMI may show an OK picture, it's not good. Not good at all. I want to lose 8-10kg and get back to what I was pre-pandemic. Was going OK for a while until I picked up an injury and couldn't get to a physio. ☹️ by twistedLucidity (Fri 14th Jan 2022 10:32am)
  • Abuse an animal for petty revenge on the owner? Do fuck off. by twistedLucidity (Fri 14th Jan 2022 2:08pm)
  • Up until Jan 28th this year a pedestrian only has priority if they are already in the junction. That is change and from the 28th pedestrians will have priority from the moment they wait to cross, a bit like zebra crossings really. by twistedLucidity (Fri 14th Jan 2022 2:12pm)
  • It's a public health issue and should be treated as such. Things are a lot better now than they were back in the 90s, let's keep up the good work and not fall back into the old (failing) ways. by twistedLucidity (Fri 14th Jan 2022 2:11pm)
  • Not suffering from gentrification? Possil, maybe. Or maybe further out like Yoker or Clydrbank? by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th Jan 2022 7:59am)
  • What an odd little account you are. I think the others are right, you're Glasgow Live. A bit of honesty would be nice. That thing called "journalistic integrity". Not being honest and upfront should be enough reason to get your account banned. by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th Jan 2022 8:04am)
  • Passenger-side daytime running light has kacked it, driver side is flickering. It's one bus going into the light unit as all the lights Rae in a sine unit and I have a nasty feeling that it's going to be an expensive call to the garage. by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th Jan 2022 8:05am)
  • Ta, fixed now. by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th Jan 2022 10:14am)
  • A bicycle would be a better bet. You company is probably in a cycle-to-work scheme, ask HR. by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th Jan 2022 6:04pm)
  • Enough time for a second coffee before the dog walk. Glorious day! by twistedLucidity (Tue 18th Jan 2022 7:56am)
  • Wizard of Paws beside Auldhouse Retail park. by twistedLucidity (Wed 19th Jan 2022 8:12am)
  • Oh please, please, please! Anything to get off VM! by twistedLucidity (Thu 20th Jan 2022 10:45pm)
  • This is the actual link: https://www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/scottish-news/snp-putting-votes-before-children-25982050 by twistedLucidity (Thu 20th Jan 2022 11:50pm)
  • New shower in. New tiles all down. New bathroom almost finished. Shower isn't draining and water is pishing out from the ceiling below. Got no idea how they are going to fix this, no way to lift things without breaking tiles. Remove the ceiling below and work up? by twistedLucidity (Fri 21st Jan 2022 7:39am)
  • Go you! Best of luck. by twistedLucidity (Fri 21st Jan 2022 7:40am)
  • [This](https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/scottish-news/snp-putting-votes-before-children-25982050.amp) kind of thing. Lots of sub use AmputatorBot but just having automod block "google.co.(..)?/amp" would probably be good enough. (I've not checked that RegEx, it's early, I've not had coffee.) by twistedLucidity (Fri 21st Jan 2022 7:45am)
  • Yeah, the ceiling needs redone anyway, so willing to cut a deal on that work if it comes to it. The plumber that caused all the trouble (this isn't the first leak we've have) rocked up, so turned him away. Hope the builders have someone else available. by twistedLucidity (Fri 21st Jan 2022 8:24am)
  • I don't buy their TV service, just Internet and phone (I don't want the phone either). They're stable enough, but the semi-annual round of arguing with them over price does my head in. by twistedLucidity (Fri 21st Jan 2022 11:08am)
  • You've not received your regular price increase yet, nor your end of contract price gouge. Their "SuperHub" is utter garbage though, you really should have that in modem-mode and run your own router behind it. by twistedLucidity (Fri 21st Jan 2022 11:05am)
  • Paywall, can you please post the text? by twistedLucidity (Sun 23rd Jan 2022 8:23am)
  • Speak to your councillors. by twistedLucidity (Sun 23rd Jan 2022 9:09pm)
  • Decathlon have some great prices for camping gear. Not sure if I'd trust their climbing gear, go to Nevis Sport for that. Although the absolute best place for gears is your local garage. Some cars have seven or more! You go and rock your little gear-kink socks off to them (ask the owner for permission first, otherwise it's just rude). by twistedLucidity (Mon 24th Jan 2022 7:59am)
  • * [Dog's trust](https://www.dogstrust.org.uk/our-centres/glasgow/) * [SSPCA](https://www.scottishspca.org/) * [Give a dog a bone](https://www.giveadogabone.net/) There are of course various other UK-wide rescues, including breed specific such as SHWA-UK. by twistedLucidity (Mon 24th Jan 2022 2:42pm)
  • Contact CityFibre, GCC, and your local councillors. Provide pictures and locations. by twistedLucidity (Tue 25th Jan 2022 1:20pm)
  • Surprised this hasn't been posted yet. Yes it's the Daily Record, but I think we all know that GCC has been in dire straits for quite a while now. The debts and expense run up by the (say it with me) last Labour council are certainly a major part of the problem, and the pandemic will not have helped either, but I can't shake the feeling that that's not all of it. by twistedLucidity (Tue 25th Jan 2022 7:31pm)
  • You might wish to read the story all the way to the end. The current administration, assuming they are one, are not the only problem. by twistedLucidity (Tue 25th Jan 2022 10:28pm)
  • That would have been under Labour, or whomever preceded them. I actually think there is a deep rooted problem in GCC and that no party has any hope of changing the direction of the lumbering beast. by twistedLucidity (Tue 25th Jan 2022 10:45pm)
  • * Word-word-number * Dormant for half a year * Only real content is weird creep shots * Get fucked by twistedLucidity (Wed 26th Jan 2022 6:37am)
  • https://redd.it/se3toy by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th Jan 2022 10:03pm)
  • > I really miss O2 abc & the artschool In fairness, COVID has little to do with those being shut. by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th Jan 2022 10:01pm)
  • If you want a dinning area, filter on two reception rooms (dinning room and lounge) or more. One reception room is a **living** room and that is where one would eat. Nothing to stop you remodelling if you have the patience and money; although not every house is suitable. Good luck, the housing market is crazy. by twistedLucidity (Sun 30th Jan 2022 9:00am)
  • Not long back from a walk around the streets with out two on Auldhouse, didn't see anyone. Hope they find the poor dear. by twistedLucidity (Sun 30th Jan 2022 7:06pm)
  • You might want to check on the use of uPVC. I know it is commonly used, but even in an unlisted building people have fallen foul of regs. Although this usually only happens in (or near) a conservation area, you if your factor has a stick up their arse (most often self-factored). [More](https://www.glasgow.gov.uk/windows). by twistedLucidity (Mon 31st Jan 2022 8:18am)
  • [All the gory details](https://www.gov.uk/guidance/the-highway-code/updates). by twistedLucidity (Mon 31st Jan 2022 9:37am)
  • Treat every junction as a zebra crossing, give cyclists at least 1.5m space, open doors with the "wrong" hand and you should be good. Been a few news stories about is, a quick web search for "Highway Code changes" should get you all the details. All details are on [the website](https://www.gov.uk/guidance/the-highway-code/updates). by twistedLucidity (Mon 31st Jan 2022 9:35am)
  • Aye it does work quite well and, of course, there is absolutely nothing wrong with a pedestrian waving a car on if they can clearly see the road is rammied. Just like before today, car drivers could wave pedestrians on. A bit of give and take makes the world a better place. by twistedLucidity (Mon 31st Jan 2022 10:59am)
  • > You wouldn't just cut across a busy lane of moving vehicles to make a 90 degree turn, *I* wouldn't, but a surprising number of people do! by twistedLucidity (Mon 31st Jan 2022 11:48am)
  • Depends what you want, but off the cuff and keeping strictly to Shawlands: * Curious Liquids - great wines and beers, only small pizzas and nibbles for food (maybe go here after a meal? Book a table) * Philies - good pub food (burgers etc), just don't cut through Curious Liquids to get there * Granary - not had food in there, but the beer is OK * Linen - good pub food (burgers etc) and decent gin selection * Corona - Decent enough pub food, if you are lucky there will be a guest ale on * Julie's Kopiteam - Amazing if you can get in (go there, arrange a time as the don't do bookings, nick for drinks elsewhere?) * Indian on Skiriving Street - fantastic Indian * Oscars - good food & cocktails (they don't take bookings) * Himalayan dine - decent Indian * McFly's - chicken joint, OK but maybe not the right place for this * Oro - decent Italian * Paddy Losty's - probably would be good for beer and music if they could ever get themselves organised * Kilmurray's - good food & cocktails * Loks - always busy, but the one time I was there I found it a bit...lacking. May well have been an off day and I'd want to try them again by twistedLucidity (Tue 1st Feb 2022 10:59am)
  • 1. Stalks and Stems in Shawlands has reasonable prices 1. £4 for a loaf of quality bread is about right, it's not that supermarket, Chorleywood shite by twistedLucidity (Tue 1st Feb 2022 9:16pm)
  • DELETED What? Are you getting confused with no booze allowed **at** matches? I don't follow soccerball, but booze is regularly available when a game is playing. by twistedLucidity (Wed 2nd Feb 2022 7:55am)
  • Not saying you're wrong, but I haven't seen a "Keep dogs on a lead" sign at an entrance to a park. Not against that idea, so long as there is a designated are where the dogs _can be_ let off for those that want. Would only work in the larger parks I guess. by twistedLucidity (Wed 2nd Feb 2022 11:47am)
  • [Err...you may wish to rethink that](https://pilestone.co.uk/). (Other brands are available, your mileage may very, this is not opthalmic advice.) by twistedLucidity (Wed 2nd Feb 2022 10:23pm)
  • At JPM the WLB is WYMOI. There is a high ROI if you put the effort in IYSWIM. GL. by twistedLucidity (Tue 8th Feb 2022 10:33pm)
  • You want a job at JP Morgan and you can't work those out? Oh dear. by twistedLucidity (Wed 9th Feb 2022 8:09am)
  • 1. There is no such thing as "road tax" and there hasn't been for decades. 1. The VED you pay is more emissions based and goes into central government funding (it's not hypothecated to roads). 1. Your council tax will cover a sizeable chunk of roads. But councils are being squeezed by a lack of central funding, business closing down, etc. by twistedLucidity (Wed 9th Feb 2022 9:52pm)
  • 1. Yes 1. Tall enough so I can reach the bits I need to reach. Measure your ceilings, subtract your height, bingo. Top-tips: * **Never** work sideways * Don't stand on the top, that's for tools/buckets * Always ensure the locks have engaged by twistedLucidity (Thu 10th Feb 2022 9:04pm)
  • Maybe they're from Australia? by twistedLucidity (Sat 12th Feb 2022 9:16am)
  • Whilst that was a good enough read I think you missed one vital piece of information; where the Apollo used to be. 126 Renfield Street for anyone else wondering. * https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Apollo_(Glasgow) * http://glasgowapollo.com/ by twistedLucidity (Sun 13th Feb 2022 9:06am)
  • Not sure of the exact orientation TBH, I wasn't living in Glasgow at that time. by twistedLucidity (Sun 13th Feb 2022 10:49am)
  • Ta much! by twistedLucidity (Sun 13th Feb 2022 12:47pm)
  • Probably more worried about finances. You could do worse than contact the agencies saying you are a working(?) adult and a mature student, both with savings. by twistedLucidity (Tue 15th Feb 2022 6:50am)
  • Got the take the car to Coatbridge tomorrow as that is the closest dealer (hoping to get a warranty repair). Does it really take ***an hour plus*** to get into Glasgow by public transport? Seems ridiculous. It's either that or I find something(s) to do in Coatbridge for the day. Any suggestions? I know about the Summerlee Museum. by twistedLucidity (Tue 15th Feb 2022 6:59am)
  • Good to know, thanks! by twistedLucidity (Tue 15th Feb 2022 8:11am)
  • If it's a conservation area and someone complains, the council can force the to be changed. It can also cause problems (although not that often) when the owners try to sell. by twistedLucidity (Tue 15th Feb 2022 8:02pm)
  • Even if they know it's cobblers and not based on any sound medical or scientific theory, the placebo effect is one hell of a drug. by twistedLucidity (Wed 16th Feb 2022 5:51am)
  • Not a lot to go on, but: * Solicitor: £1k - £2k * Insurance: £250 - £1+k per year for buildings and contents (varies **a lot** depending on location and level of cover) * Interest rates will probably rise * Don't forget you are on the hook for anything over the home report value and offering 10+% over is common * Buying now and selling quickly is always a risk * Buying now and living there for an extended period is much lower risk * If you can manage a renovation (you'll need funds of a specialist mortgage), that can prove very worthwhile * Speak to a financial/mortgage advisor before doing anything (it's free) by twistedLucidity (Wed 16th Feb 2022 9:05am)
  • Like I say, it depends. Our insurance has jumped to just shy of £500 this year (our place is fairly normal and not listed) and I can imagine that someone with a big house and nice stuff they wish to insure out of the home (eg £20+k watches) could easily hit £1k. by twistedLucidity (Wed 16th Feb 2022 9:34am)
  • Coatbridge to South Glasgow in 1.5 hours. Last train back is at 1520 today, will they call me in time for me to pick the car up? Place your bets! by twistedLucidity (Wed 16th Feb 2022 9:43am)
  • I have no idea of OP's circumstances, what they are buying, where, or how they choose to live. by twistedLucidity (Wed 16th Feb 2022 11:49am)
  • Oh boy. Garnethill? Wow. Even folks from the likes of Govanhill and Possil fear to tread in Garnethill. The place is basically a no-go zone and even the fire brigade don't enter without a military escort. I've heard tell that in the past army personnel requested transfer to Afghanistan as it was considered safer than "Garnet*hell*". And if you don't want to believe that, then you could always look at the [Scottish Index of Multiple Deprivation](https://simd.scot/). But who yah going to believe? Experts or me? by twistedLucidity (Thu 17th Feb 2022 8:23am)
  • Flew down to [Carlisle apparently](https://nation.cymru/news/watch-captain-tom-moore-train-gets-stuck-after-hitting-trampoline-in-cardiff/). by twistedLucidity (Thu 17th Feb 2022 8:28am)
  • And no! The car was not ready in time. Will it be ready today? (They thought they had it fixed and then it borked when they went to park it.) Can't wait for another thrill ride out to Coatbridge. Although the Summerlee museum/heritage centre did look kinda interesting from the train. by twistedLucidity (Thu 17th Feb 2022 8:27am)
  • Flooding? Was pretty bad at some of the ramps for the Kingston Bridge last weekend. by twistedLucidity (Thu 17th Feb 2022 8:30am)
  • Yeah, had a brief blip last night in Auldhouse and found out which neighbours need to get their alarm battery replaced. by twistedLucidity (Fri 18th Feb 2022 7:22am)
  • Bad bot by twistedLucidity (Fri 18th Feb 2022 7:21am)
  • Car back from darkest Coatbridge. Fully repaired, cleaned, and all for free; approx 2 weeks before the warranty ran out. *Phew!* Thank you for joining me on this multi-day thrill ride. Didn't have time to pop into the Summerlee museum, might pop back for that. It's the kinda thing I'd probably like. by twistedLucidity (Fri 18th Feb 2022 7:20am)
  • Might want to give some clue as to where the burial is happening. Loads of pubs have function rooms you can book. by twistedLucidity (Fri 18th Feb 2022 2:54pm)
  • Sorry, don't really know the Eastend. If you want to push the boat out, "[The Ivy](https://theivyglasgow.com/)” should be good (looking at £1+k though). There is also "[The Raven](https://www.theravenglasgow.com/)" too. They have a kitchen and pretty sure a function room/area. "[The Admiral](http://theadmiralbar.com/)”? Nice enough place. They don't have a function room, but they could probably arrange you an area. by twistedLucidity (Fri 18th Feb 2022 3:07pm)
  • I did wonder, but they don't seem to mention it on their site. Or I missed it when I skimmed. by twistedLucidity (Fri 18th Feb 2022 9:23pm)
  • Don't go to closing date. Put in a solid, but time limited, offer stressing that you are ready to rock without impediment or chain. If they reject you can always bid again. by twistedLucidity (Sat 19th Feb 2022 10:44am)
  • That's a waste. Cut them up for cleaning rags. Only the _really_ dirty jobs ot the surface will be worse than when you started, :-P by twistedLucidity (Mon 21st Feb 2022 11:33am)
  • You'll just have to go an see who offers what for your area. I'm stuck with VM and BT/OpenReach can only offer a max of 14 down (which covers Sky, TalkTalk etc) and the likes of CityFibre or Hyperopic are not here yet (and won't be until 2025 at the earliest). by twistedLucidity (Mon 21st Feb 2022 6:38pm)
  • If vets4pets don't use Vanguard, but that's where your pup got the first jag...how did it get Vanguard? It is possible to mix vaccines, but that is a question for a professional. And a professional vet won't car if you *have to* go elsewhere to get a particular jag, although I'd expect them to just order the damned thing. By "reached out" (hate that phrase) what do you mean? Called? Emailed? Written? Driven round? by twistedLucidity (Thu 24th Feb 2022 9:26pm)
  • 1. Something has happened and they are simply too busy to respond; or 1. The paperwork is not legit (wonder if it's possible to do a titre?) by twistedLucidity (Fri 25th Feb 2022 6:47am)
  • Any Asian/world food shop should carry them. Sometimes see them in the big supermarkets. Even Lidl has had them. Can't when they're in season right enough and Brexit & pandemic will have played hell with the supply chains. You don't say where in Glasgow you are, but you could try: Shawlands Continental, Stalks and Stems (Shawlands), World Foods (Strathbungo, Nithsdale Road), the shops on Allison Street (Govanhill), Seewoo, Chung Yingcs (if that place is still going), any big Tesco/Morrisons/M&S/Waitrose. by twistedLucidity (Fri 25th Feb 2022 7:22am)
  • * Q6 - "Company's reputation", not "Companies reputation" * Q20 & 22 - Not all of us social media (not sure Reddit qualifies by twistedLucidity (Fri 25th Feb 2022 8:34pm)
  • Reddit is more like a web forum, or even Usenet from back in the day, and they were not classed as "social media". And yes, fuck Nestlé. by twistedLucidity (Fri 25th Feb 2022 8:50pm)
  • All of them. People are out to have fun, bit of a dance, perhaps sing (depends on the venue), and maybe even round the night out with a bit of a lumber. You best bet is to do the museums etc and once they close, go to your accomodation and stay there. If you insist on going out, try to find a late night cafe or a sober bar. Can't recommend anywhere, but search engines are a thing. by twistedLucidity (Sat 26th Feb 2022 3:13pm)
  • Not that Norfolk, the other Norfolk. Virginia. by twistedLucidity (Sat 26th Feb 2022 3:20pm)
  • No idea what a "chameleon tint" is, but there are quite stringent rules on how deep any tint of the front windows and rear view can be. Rear side windows and more fair game. by twistedLucidity (Sun 27th Feb 2022 8:41am)
  • Looks like it's going to be a corker of a day. Enjoy! by twistedLucidity (Sun 27th Feb 2022 8:48am)
  • Dunno about east end, but there is a decent one on Skirving Street in Shawlands. by twistedLucidity (Sun 27th Feb 2022 10:43am)
  • Data recovery is, unfortunately, a specialist job. **DO NOT** just take the SSD to the local PC shop and hope. I have no personal experience of any in Glasgow, but when you search you want an actual, physical establishment that you can go to. Many of the result links will be to generic unknowns who will ask you to mail the SSD. _Hopefully_ it's just a bad controller or something simple (I assume you have tried different cables and USB ports?). As the disc isn't even recognised at a hardware level, I doubt any software tools will be able to help (although if it's just the OS being a dick, there's still a chance). Don't play around with too much though, you will probably only make things worse. For everyone else reading, follow 3-2-1: three copies, on two media types, with one off-site. "The cloud" can help but be aware on the costs in exfiltrating your data again and other actions the cloud provider may take (e.g. lowering image quality). by twistedLucidity (Mon 28th Feb 2022 12:43pm)
  • Check through Disk Manager as u/PauloRodriguez suggested, sometimes Windows just has a barf but aye, getting a recommended pro involved for something so critical isn't a bad idea. by twistedLucidity (Mon 28th Feb 2022 4:46pm)
  • Seems my post was blocked/removed for some reason. [Appeal for info after RBS in Shawlands robbed on 28th Feb](https://www.scotland.police.uk/what-s-happening/news/2022/february/appeal-for-information-following-robbery-at-bank-in-glasgow/). by twistedLucidity (Tue 1st Mar 2022 8:28am)
  • Tah. Never sure with Reddit. Sometimes people ask why such-and-such a post/comment was deleted and there's just..nothing. Like it vanished into a blackhole. by twistedLucidity (Tue 1st Mar 2022 9:01am)
  • Refuweegee is probably a good place to start. Red Cross et al too. by twistedLucidity (Tue 1st Mar 2022 6:05pm)
  • Spill the Beans & Frankie's, both on Skirving Street. Regularly see people working both places. Not sure on power though. by twistedLucidity (Tue 1st Mar 2022 7:58pm)
  • Is it not the ghost of a Space Hopper? by twistedLucidity (Wed 2nd Mar 2022 9:40am)
  • Err...that link just takes me to a (mostly) blank Google page on Android (could be my phone is too old). Interesting to know that, regardless of sexual orientation, bar loos are generally so disgusting that one often wonders if a catheter would be a worthwhile idea. I can't help with a place to go, sorry. Not only am I straight, but I'm *boring* and straight! I think there was a question about places a few days ago though - might be worth a search. by twistedLucidity (Thu 3rd Mar 2022 9:39am)
  • Looks like a label from a delivery box/pallet. No name, no company, no packet = bin by twistedLucidity (Fri 4th Mar 2022 8:14am)
  • Good. People park like total fannies round that way day and night. by twistedLucidity (Sat 5th Mar 2022 10:19am)
  • Avoid Enviraz, we had them in to strip our kitchen of asbestos and they were simply terrible. Managed to smash a whole through a wall (dust *everywhere*, just what you want in an asbestos job) which they never apologised for or made any attempt to repair. We got a second contractor in to do the job properly and they were great. [Response 24](https://www.response24.co.uk/) by twistedLucidity (Mon 7th Mar 2022 3:59pm)
  • They can be a net drain on council revenues. The suburbs that depend upon retail parks are also often a net drain on revenues. Life is complicated. Much better are places that people can live in (or near to) and walk around. i.e. mixed use. by twistedLucidity (Wed 9th Mar 2022 2:54pm)
  • Dynotech Ecosse are in Hillington are very good. by twistedLucidity (Sat 12th Mar 2022 4:17pm)
  • They're gone now, move to EK I believe. by twistedLucidity (Sat 12th Mar 2022 4:15pm)
  • They are open, yes. Hand my Badbit over last week. They are *very* busy though is the problem, and closed on Mondays (which I often forget). If you DM me a name and some details, I can forward all that on to the owner (I don't want to go giving out their private number). I need to ping them about my bike as well. Won't be getting I. Touch with them until Tues though. by twistedLucidity (Sat 12th Mar 2022 5:12pm)
  • I applaud your initiative, but have you tried working with a charity or another organisation? by twistedLucidity (Sun 13th Mar 2022 5:58pm)
  • [Shawlands Dental Care](https://www.shawlandsdentalcare.co.uk/) are really good. I go there and have had to have some teeth rebuilt. Not cheap, but not outrageous either. They've not tried to push treatments on me, but are more than happy to oblige when I enquire about something. Life is a bit hectic just now, but I trust them enough to go for an implant. by twistedLucidity (Sun 13th Mar 2022 6:04pm)
  • It's probably easier to interface with a smaller outfit (Refuweegee comes to mind) but the likes of the Red Cross will have more reach but they would rather partner with another NGO due to scale. I am not sure of Ukrainian specific orgs in Scotland. Keep on keeping on I guess and be on the lookout for partners. by twistedLucidity (Sun 13th Mar 2022 8:34pm)
  • All monthly, all approx: * Utilities: 180 * Mortgage: 870 * Building & contents insurance: 40 * Life insurance: 70 * Vehicle insurances: 50 * All pet insurances & payment plans: 200 * Vehicle maintenance: 50 * Fuel: 40 * Internet: 40 * Streaming: 15 * TV license: 15 * Council tax: 240 * Milk delivery: 4 * Dental plans: 30 * Food & drink: 180 by twistedLucidity (Mon 14th Mar 2022 9:04am)
  • FirstBus are a counting ripp-off. Anyway to claim back the difference from the shower of shits since it was their app that was down? I hope GCC can get off the corpulent arse long enough to do something similar to what Manchester have just done (max £2 for adults) and Nottingham did years ago (max £3.75 across **all modes** of public transport). Scotland's largest city not having integrated public transport is a complete joke. by twistedLucidity (Tue 15th Mar 2022 6:58am)
  • Your [other post](https://redd.it/tgw0gs) contains all the answers. by twistedLucidity (Fri 18th Mar 2022 12:57pm)
  • There's the [Electron Club](https://www.electronclub.org/), but I am not aware of anything like an actual Hackerspace where one would have access to lathes, table saws, laser cutters etc. by twistedLucidity (Fri 18th Mar 2022 9:17pm)
  • Neither. It's pronounced *Hogmanay*. by twistedLucidity (Fri 18th Mar 2022 9:15pm)
  • Well, it's not pronounced Hogm***o***nay is it? by twistedLucidity (Fri 18th Mar 2022 10:01pm)
  • If you're on WiFi, try mobile data. If on mobile data, try WiFi. If it still fails after switching, their payment handler is probably down. by twistedLucidity (Sat 19th Mar 2022 7:37am)
  • I've lived in Glasgow and Nottingham (well, Beeston). Access to mainland Europe and London is **much** easier from Nottingham. You are also closer to major international airports (just a brief train ride away). Nottingham also has integrated public transport. Glasgow is, however, bigger and more vibrant in terms of culture. There are more opportunities in general and, of course, access to the rest of Scotland is **much** easier from Glasgow. Access to London is a short flight or even the Caledonian Sleeper. Newcastle is not far and there are non-P&O ferries to Europe. The two things I miss from Nottingham/Beeston are the walk along the Trent river/canal (Glasgow ignores it's river) and pubs with decent beer. It's hard to find a place in Glasgow that isn't just yet another bar selling generic Heineken/Carlsberg/Stella. Quality local beer on draught really isn't a thing. You need to decide for yourself based on what you want. Me, I'm back and living in Glasgow. by twistedLucidity (Sun 20th Mar 2022 9:02am)
  • Thanks, hadn't heard of Shilling, have been to Platform once for some food. I guess I was just spoilt in Beeston where there were four top quality pubs in the village all selling changing ales, a brewery tap, and then easily six more generic places with the warning signs out (Sky Sports). Glasgow just doesn't have the density of quality, y'know? Yesterday we were lamenting the lack of any beer garden nearby. I never noticed it before we moved south, but now it's apparent. Could also be a function of my now being old. by twistedLucidity (Sun 20th Mar 2022 9:42am)
  • If I was up that end of town, I'd head to Drygate personally. by twistedLucidity (Sun 20th Mar 2022 10:00am)
  • You said "bars", I said "pubs" but semantics aside I'd be interested to hear of any. Eala Bhan, Corona, Linen, Granary all just sell the usual suspects. There is the Clockwork I guess, but posthrefurb it doesn't seem to have the range it used to. Koelschip, deffo does changing pumps. Allison Arms is a nice place, but I don't recall their pumps changing. Maybe it just don't sell in Glasgow? by twistedLucidity (Mon 21st Mar 2022 8:14am)
  • Another recommendation for First Mortgage. by twistedLucidity (Mon 21st Mar 2022 10:56am)
  • The lifts all over Glasgow, or in one specific building? Maybe they're running eco mode due to the high energy prices, and the approaching environmental apocalypse? by twistedLucidity (Tue 22nd Mar 2022 6:55am)
  • Anyone know somewhere that does alterations to leather clothing? Got a jacket that needs the front zip replaced. Used to be a place on High Street near Trongate, but that's long gone. by twistedLucidity (Tue 22nd Mar 2022 7:09am)
  • Might well be a place that sells leather, aye, but really need a place that can work with leather. The other option is to mail it to a specialist, but would rather use a local place if there is one. by twistedLucidity (Tue 22nd Mar 2022 8:15am)
  • That's a good idea, thanks! by twistedLucidity (Tue 22nd Mar 2022 8:39am)
  • Newlands, Shawlands and Auldhouse are all fine. If you can afford to buy in Newlands, got a spare tenner? 😋 The houses look nice but many have been converted into flats; dunno whether or not that will work for you. by twistedLucidity (Tue 22nd Mar 2022 11:59am)
  • Rats, if it had been the 31st I might have been able to make it. You've all dodged a bullet there! by twistedLucidity (Tue 22nd Mar 2022 11:57am)
  • The problem is, the only person who can decide if somewhere is a "Yes" is you, based on your needs (and budget). by twistedLucidity (Tue 22nd Mar 2022 1:35pm)
  • Can anyone recommend a salvage place or wood reclamation yard that doesn't charge a small fortune (or even pays)? Got some original doors to dispose of and they're too good to just dump. Could always fleaBay or Freecycle them I guess. by twistedLucidity (Wed 23rd Mar 2022 8:06am)
  • Can't recommend a plumber, sorry, as all the work we've had done was as part of larger projects. This is a simple job, so consider a handy-person as well. Or even DIY as they are not that hard to fit. You might just need some extra tools like a plumber's wrench, but nothing outrageously expensive. If it's plastic speed-fit pipes (and it probably is), then it's a piece of cake. Shut off water (you may be lucky and have valves on the tap supply), let it run from the taps, uncouple, dump old, add new, new PTFE tape around any metal fixings (make sure you've not lost any rubber seals), screw it all back together, reopen water supply, check for leaks. by twistedLucidity (Wed 23rd Mar 2022 8:14am)
  • Approx 31" by 81". Edwardian terraced house internal doors (one landscape panel in top fifth, three vertical panels in lower four fifths). by twistedLucidity (Wed 23rd Mar 2022 8:29am)
  • Glasgow Architectural Salvage had a bunch of doors when I checked their site. Could do worse than ask. by twistedLucidity (Wed 23rd Mar 2022 7:11pm)
  • Define "cheap". My partner goes to Rock 'n Roller, I use Mika sometimes. I used to Scrimshaws, fantastic hairdressers, no idea if they are still around. Will also depend on the cut you want and any work required. by twistedLucidity (Fri 25th Mar 2022 9:41pm)
  • You must be on variable rate. Bulb are doing something similar and as soon as they do, I will go into the account and drop it to the lowest possible. Prices are going up again in October, the figure I have seen getting thrown around is 40%. For us that'll mean paying out £~250pcm! by twistedLucidity (Sun 27th Mar 2022 10:12am)
  • Plenty of maintenance shops will have ultrasonic cleaners. You could do worse than call and ask if you can pay to use it for a bit. Assuming you want you jewellery to share the same bath as dirty engine parts. Dynotech Ecosse just finished cleaning up my card parts in ther ultrasonic cleaner, bike goes like absolute stink now. Guess that's make your jewellery extra shiny? by twistedLucidity (Sun 27th Mar 2022 4:09pm)
  • Decent draught cider in Glasgow? No where. Pubs are rare, and places serving decent beer are event rarer. Drygate (Tennent's), Shillings, Koelschip Yard, Curious Liquids (bottle shop/bar) are probably your best bet, but real ale and/or cider is a rare commodity in Glasgow. The Clockwork used to do an array of beers, but I don't think cider was ever their thing. If you just want a place to sit in the sun, there are a few places: Drygrate, West, Linen (road fumes), Church on the hill (road fumes), Eala Bhan (road fumes, there's a pattern emerging), Bier Halle. Maybe nore in the Westend, but I don't live out that way. by twistedLucidity (Sun 27th Mar 2022 10:09pm)
  • What follows applies to the whole of the UK .. Most provision is through OpenReach. This means that Sky, TalkTalk etc can only offset he same. What you are paying for is customer service, so consider Zen or Andrews & Arnold; they actually give a shit. After that you have Virgin Media. Grade A arsehole who choke your upload but generally offering a stable connection. However, best use the crap they give you in nodemhmode and run your own router behind it. Next you have the likes of Hyperoptic who will do symmetrii gigabit. I have no direct experience of these. But as soon as they arrive on my street, VM can do one. Shower of arseholes Finally, your broadband connection has heehhaw to do with your WiFi. If you have poor WiFi, you either have a shit wireless router (VM), poor location/interference, or thick walls (fit more APs). by twistedLucidity (Sun 27th Mar 2022 10:22pm)
  • Well... you get what you pay for. I am currently sat on a solid frame from DFS and beside me is a couch from Reed; both of which can be disassembled and recovered by almost anyone. They were not cheap, but the frames are solid (I made sure of that). Here's the problem, you don't mention a budget. £2k ob a quality sofa is not unreasonable, what is your budget? You can but cheap shit from IKEA, but you will be re-buying in 3 years when it fails. by twistedLucidity (Sun 27th Mar 2022 11:27pm)
  • There used to be one on the corner of Vicky Road/Calder Street. Not sure if they're still there as I've moved out of the immediate area, but they took on NHS and seemed OK. There is also a dental practice in the Calder Street health clinic, but I had a terrible experiences with them (that was decades ago mind you). Failing that it's private, and that may not cost as much as you fear; all depending on what you need done of course. by twistedLucidity (Wed 30th Mar 2022 10:59am)
  • Been decades since I've used an NHS dentist due to the their lack of availability, but don't they still have charges? by twistedLucidity (Thu 31st Mar 2022 8:49am)
  • Six reasons, in no particular order: 1. The massive financial blackhole created by Labour 1. COVID, the lockdowns will have thrown maintenance for a loop 1. The squeeze on council finances from central government 1. Ineffectual council leadership (cite: Aitken) 1. Just switching to the SNP did not resolve the structural problems within the council itself 1. Council not being able to raise CT from people living outwith the city, but having to provide the amenities for them to work within it? by twistedLucidity (Thu 31st Mar 2022 11:04am)
  • [Comment I am replying to](https://reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/tssa1x/the_steamie_thursday_31_march_2022/i2tmywh?context=3) > Remember to take your meter readings today Do this even if you have a smart meter, your may not be submitting reading like it should. by twistedLucidity (Thu 31st Mar 2022 11:12am)
  • > whereas life is almost unchanged in areas like Bearsden, Whitecraigs, Thortonhill etc. That’s not down to the Tories mate. They are outwith Glasgow and whilst they may come into the city to work, they do not contribute towards the infrastructure that supports them doing so (this isn't a problem limited to Glasgow or even the UK). > That’s clear prioritising by the council in the budget. Nothing the council can do about it, unless an ability to surcharge surrounding areas is hammered out; and I can't see that being popular! by twistedLucidity (Thu 31st Mar 2022 12:46pm)
  • It's a problem for cities everywhere. I have no easy answer. by twistedLucidity (Thu 31st Mar 2022 3:23pm)
  • I live near Shawlands and pay towards GCC. The folks I know in Giffnock do not pay towards GCC but work in the city. There is a difference. That the council may have its budgetary priorities backwards in you opinion is a separate matter to that budget being squeezed for various reasons - one of which I highlighted. by twistedLucidity (Thu 31st Mar 2022 3:26pm)
  • Take heart from one thing (and it's a pretty big thing); this time some part of you went "Holy shit. Brakes, brakes BRAKES!" and made you post this. That's friggin' awesome. You can, at the very worst, try something like the AA whilst also contacting your GP and trying to reach the folks the hospital put you in touch with (through things like this). Also (and I am assuming gender here) maybe something like a Men's Shed? Could you maybe try some other activity to alleviate the stress? Running is cheap and easy, you can do 5 mins or 55 mins. I am sorry I can't answer your questions, but I hope you can stay strong. by twistedLucidity (Thu 31st Mar 2022 9:59pm)
  • Made me laugh. by twistedLucidity (Thu 31st Mar 2022 10:20pm)
  • Not going to click on a Daily Heil link, but maybe put plaques describing what they did and use it as a way to educate people? Their actions maybe have been 200 years ago, but many people are still dealing with the fallout today. by twistedLucidity (Thu 31st Mar 2022 10:52pm)
  • I know I really shouldn't engage with trolls, but off the cuff I would say anyone caught up in Windrush has a solid argument that their predicament is fallout from the slave trade 200 years later. Don't expect further replies. by twistedLucidity (Thu 31st Mar 2022 10:58pm)
  • Tries to. Bulb had gone behind a Cloudflare queuing system and when I got through, their site had crashed. Heat the room you work in, maybe even consider an oil heater for that room. Dress warm and put a blanket over your legs (I use a sleeping bag). It's almost certainly going to go up again in the autumn, basically doubling in a year. by twistedLucidity (Fri 1st Apr 2022 7:34am)
  • Auldhouse Park has a court. Pretty sure there's one in Govanhill Park too. by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Apr 2022 8:53am)
  • Try [here](https://old.reddit.com/r/glasgow/search/?q=dentist&sort=new&restrict_sr=on). by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Apr 2022 8:52am)
  • I find shopping centres in general terrible. Sterile enclaves of all the exact same generic brands that invariably require a lengthy drive to get to, and so I don't visit them unless I have absolutely no choice. * Worst - The Forge? * Least bad - St Enoch, because the city centre is _right there_ by twistedLucidity (Sun 3rd Apr 2022 8:41am)
  • Odd fact, that vets is (or maybe was?) *technically* in Strathbungo. The council's borders doubt quite line up with postcodes etc and when I stay in *technically* Strathbungo there was talk of redrawing the borders; no idea if that ever happened. by twistedLucidity (Sun 3rd Apr 2022 8:46am)
  • Govanhill is an odd wee place now. You'll have an organic vegan coffee shop selling you espresso from an ethical farm and charging you £5 for the pleasure, and the next store will "Fone Fun Fixers" (or something) that's clearly a money laundering front, a discount veg store, and then back to some hipster leisure experience. It still has its issues (people don't quite understand what a bin is) but there is a certain charm to the hodge-podge craziness. I lived in Govanhill around 1993 for a year and it was as rough as all balls then. Running battles between the young teams were not uncommon. Later I lived in what is *technically* Strathbungo (West of Vicky road) from 1998 to 2008, moved for work but came back in 2018 and sold/moved again in 2019. Never felt unsafe (note: I'm a bloke well over 6 ft tall) and I really enjoyed living there. It's always been a place for immigrants (which I guess I am) and if you enjoy that kind of vibe, you should like it too. The shift now seems to be less immigrants and more artists as students/grads have been priced out of the Westend, Strathbungo (conservation area), Shawlands etc. and with that comes gentrification, slowly but surely. I would t rent a ground floor flat though. But I would rent a ground floor flat *anywhere*. by twistedLucidity (Sun 3rd Apr 2022 8:58am)
  • Hasn't it always been an immigrant area? One of the things I like about the place TBH. by twistedLucidity (Sun 3rd Apr 2022 9:03am)
  • Lucky they're not moving to Govan then, isn't it? by twistedLucidity (Sun 3rd Apr 2022 9:09am)
  • Almost anything West of Vicky Road is also fine (which includes Allison Street). by twistedLucidity (Sun 3rd Apr 2022 9:05am)
  • Yeah, that's the place. West of Vicky Road is (or was) Strathbungo. Strathbungo (now St Bride's) Primary is on Craigie Street if you want some historic evidence. This actually causes problems because groups like Govanhill Housing Association can't operate there and the Strathbungo lot don't care about anything outwith their wee conservation area, which leads to under investment etc. Which is why there was chat of redrawing the borders so what people *think* is Govanhill, and has many of the same issues, actually **is** Govanhill. As we left in 2019, I stopped following the issue. by twistedLucidity (Sun 3rd Apr 2022 12:58pm)
  • Your landlord, who should then contact the factor. If you have the factor's number, you can try calling yourself. by twistedLucidity (Sun 3rd Apr 2022 5:28pm)
  • Walking into the office today (fuck FurstBus). I would run, but I can't remember if I left towel shower gel etc in there and I don't running *and* carrying heaps. Also, as an official fat bastard now, I don't fancy dying on the commute. by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Apr 2022 6:51am)
  • After we had COVID, we could barely walk the dogs never mind run! It does pass though. by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Apr 2022 7:37am)
  • A post-COVID asthmatic living in a building site. Are you me? Took me maybe two months to fully recover (although my asthma has been playing up for the last week for some reason). Neighbour is getting battered by his though. Poor bugger. Hope you start to feel better soon. by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Apr 2022 8:10am)
  • I thought of Jamaica at first. My guess is that estate agents are trying to divest properties from the shite hole image of wherever they actually bare. by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Apr 2022 8:19am)
  • So....Tradeston? by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Apr 2022 8:19am)
  • Hysteria how out of touch with modern reality that list is. by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Apr 2022 6:35pm)
  • Since when does a profession guarantee any level of trust? What guarantees trust is the traceability of the person granting it. These job descriptions are based on a grossly outmoded understanding of the trust chain. by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Apr 2022 7:46pm)
  • Metropolitan police. Background checks. LOL. How many lyo.g MPs are lawyers? I could go on. by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Apr 2022 8:13pm)
  • As we have seen from the last decade or so, the more title you have then the less you have to lose because the establishment protects their own. by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Apr 2022 8:12pm)
  • > You can say that about any profession. So we are all equal, but some are .ore equal than others? > What I mean is that it ensures a person signing a legal document doesn't have a fraud conviction on their record. Which could be done for anyone who can prove for a re who they are. The trust chain. > Of course the government couldn't care less about someone's morality, they look out for themselves as usual and want to make sure they're not being cheated. Everything that is wrong with the UK in one sentence. by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Apr 2022 8:53pm)
  • Same shit as before. Until you pay for people who know what they are doing,**and** pay for the resources they need, nothing will ever change. by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Apr 2022 9:05pm)
  • Got in from the morning dog walk just before it started pissing it down. Win! Other than that, the day looks as boringly normal as any other work-a-day drudge. by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Apr 2022 9:09am)
  • Go have a look the next time you are going past? by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Apr 2022 9:07am)
  • Unless you have an agreement in writing, and are willing to pursue them, you are not getting your money back. Take it as a lesson in life and move on. If you *do* have something in writing, then gather that together and at least threaten small claims. This will work out best if you know their home address as, assuming they are still renting, they can move within a month and then you are left having to trace them (for £500 it's not worth it and your ability to recover costs us severely limited). You can't involve the police as this is a civil and not criminal matter. Can the uni help? I *doubt it* but perhaps there is a councillor or someone who can offer advice. Again, you will need proof that the debt is owed. by twistedLucidity (Wed 6th Apr 2022 7:18am)
  • 300° and Tony's in Giffnock are awesome if you want something artisan. Stefano's in Mount Florida is great as well for a more "normal" pizza. by twistedLucidity (Wed 6th Apr 2022 1:40pm)
  • Sounds like a poor set-up that can't cope with the number of clients. Your best bet it to have the music/video/podcast downloaded before you go. Or use your mobile data. by twistedLucidity (Thu 7th Apr 2022 10:29am)
  • Well that's was silly. Good news is that I have seen Hyperoptic and CityFibre vans about. You should be able to find out from OpenReach when they will be upgrading your lines (we're in Auldhouse and due to get fibre in 2025). You may have to look into 4G and 5G options. by twistedLucidity (Thu 7th Apr 2022 10:13pm)
  • Kinda. Many don't, it's not enforced. by twistedLucidity (Thu 7th Apr 2022 10:10pm)
  • Nah, quite normal. My side of the street can only get Virgin, other side has proper OpenReach lines and can get almost any provider. It's just the way it goes. by twistedLucidity (Thu 7th Apr 2022 10:42pm)
  • That sucks. Inform the police (don't forget to give them frame number) and your insurance company. The lock you used may also have a policy with it, check with them. Also report it here: https://stolen-bikes.co.uk/ Your insurance should pay out with no trouble if you have the broken lock remains as proof it was secured. Failing that, Asda CCTV may have the proof (probably need the police to help with that). Check Gumtree, Facebook, eBay etc. As the bike is not common, if they attempt.to sell it on it should be easy to find. by twistedLucidity (Sun 10th Apr 2022 9:05am)
  • Neither. Speak to your neighbours first, they may no realise the noise is disturbing you all. Failing that, start keeping a diary of the disturbances and maybe even take some audio recordings (remember to speak the date and time). Then contact the council, they have teams who deal with this kind of thing. After that then it _might_ become a police matter. If you still get nowhere, you could always consider the press but you'd have to take care over any public allegations you make. by twistedLucidity (Thu 14th Apr 2022 11:23am)
  • Where in the city? Off the cuff: Drygate, Raven, West, Laurieston, Inn Deep, Corona, Linen, Clockwork, Curious Liquids, Ela Bhan, Bell Jar, Koelschip Yard, any Brewdog, Firebird, Ben Nevis. Or use the [WhatPub](https://whatpub.com/) finder and filter on dog friendly. by twistedLucidity (Fri 15th Apr 2022 9:58am)
  • Thank shitting fuck it's Friday. The weekend awaits and for once I am not slammed with renovation work, so I am going to set my aged and aching body in a pub somewhere and self-medicate liquid painkiller. by twistedLucidity (Fri 15th Apr 2022 10:01am)
  • Sell? Stick them on Freecycle and someone will collect. If you must make money off them, try Gumtree or the Glasgow Marketplace (see the Steamie post). by twistedLucidity (Fri 15th Apr 2022 12:52pm)
  • "**Bupa** Dental"? That doesn't sound NHSy. Try [Shawlands Dental Care](https://shawlandsdentalcare.co.uk/). They have a payment plan that helps to keep costs down too. Teeth 3D sculpted whilst you wait (I'm not joking). by twistedLucidity (Sat 16th Apr 2022 7:44am)
  • Yes, been going for a few years and have had some teeth rebuilt by them. Great work. Hoping to get an implant soon. by twistedLucidity (Sat 16th Apr 2022 1:54pm)
  • Not me. Hit no one and stopped for all red lights. by twistedLucidity (Sat 16th Apr 2022 8:00pm)
  • Aye, got a black hack back from town. Will be using them from now on. If it had been an ASAP booking I wouldn't have cared, but when you have pre-booked other turn up or tell me you can't do it. by twistedLucidity (Sat 16th Apr 2022 8:22pm)
  • Yeah, it was at the due time it flipped to "Allocating driver". Bit late! Can't be angry at the driver, not their fault that the dispatch system is shite. But it does mean I cannot trust them, so I simply cannot use them for pre-book. I pick the time for a reason. They **have to** show up, or tell me they can't do the job so I can book elsewhere. by twistedLucidity (Sat 16th Apr 2022 8:25pm)
  • Then it's pointless. A time is booked for a reason. Either turn up or tell me you can't meet the obligation and I'll go elsewhere. by twistedLucidity (Sat 16th Apr 2022 8:34pm)
  • Nah, they're Glasgow Taxis. Their fares are also regulated by the council. Private hire and Hackney carriage are still separate. by twistedLucidity (Sat 16th Apr 2022 9:15pm)
  • I have never used Über. Back in the day I used Hampden and they were grand, just didn't think they were as bad as this. Black hacks from now on I think. by twistedLucidity (Sat 16th Apr 2022 9:29pm)
  • Aye, lesson learned. by twistedLucidity (Sat 16th Apr 2022 9:27pm)
  • Wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt? I used Hampden back in the day and they were grand. Didn't think they'd be *this* bad. by twistedLucidity (Sat 16th Apr 2022 9:27pm)
  • TBH I'd just walk. Today was a bit of an occasion, so that wasn't an option. by twistedLucidity (Sat 16th Apr 2022 9:34pm)
  • It's the surge pricing puts me right off Über. Although TBF, I generally know in advance when I need a taxi so would pre-book. Does such a booking get hit by surge pricing do you know? by twistedLucidity (Sat 16th Apr 2022 10:26pm)
  • After they were a no-show, aye, and we were late. by twistedLucidity (Sun 17th Apr 2022 8:19am)
  • Having to go back today and collect it. by twistedLucidity (Sun 17th Apr 2022 8:52am)
  • Anyone taken their dog(s) on FirstBus? We want to get over to the West End with our two and just wondering how much bother, if any, we will have. by twistedLucidity (Sun 17th Apr 2022 9:04am)
  • Thanks for the info. Ours are a 30kg mutt (Lab size), and a 20kg Husky. It's getting them both on the same bus is my concern. They live together, so them getting into a scrap isn't a concern. by twistedLucidity (Sun 17th Apr 2022 9:29am)
  • We're off to the garden centre. *SAVE ME!* by twistedLucidity (Mon 18th Apr 2022 9:58am)
  • There's an unofficial one on Glasgow Green. Old pitch-n-putt thing I think, dog could easily jump the barrier. There's and enclosed section in Bellahouston Park. Another option is a harness and a long ~30m lead. by twistedLucidity (Mon 18th Apr 2022 10:38am)
  • Yes. Morrisons in Shawlands has loads. by twistedLucidity (Tue 19th Apr 2022 4:47pm)
  • Yes, John Street is open again IIRC. The advisor might not be able to help directly, but they may know which heads to bang together. They've always been able to detangle the mess my CT had gotten into, but my issues never related to benefits. Good luck! by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Apr 2022 8:08am)
  • The spike caused by a break in the footie and everyone rushing to make tea will be greater that whatever this "protest" causes due to the difference in numbers. Second best thing people can do is write to the MSPs and MP, and keep writing to them. Best thing would be to seize the streets but that takes effort and last time I checked, were not French. by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Apr 2022 8:11am)
  • Whilst I agree, there are a few issues with cycling in Glasgow. 1. The infrastructure **sucks**. Disconnected, poorly laid out, poorly signed, often unmaintained. 1. You need somewhere to change (and shower) on arrival and not many offices will have those facilities. Obviously that's a function of speed/distance, but deffo a consideration. 1. Securing the bike *can be* an issue and not all offices have parking. Sure, if you ride a nail you might be OK but anything half decent is likely to be stolen/vandalised. I do get the chicken/egg problem. If not enough people cycle, why build out the infrastructure? Without the infrastructure, why would you cycle? If the Dutch can do it, we should be able to do so too. Heck, if the Finns can do it during winter, we have no excuse! by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Apr 2022 8:20am)
  • Authentic Romanian Supermarket in Shawlands maybe? by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Apr 2022 12:25pm)
  • If you do not have VM, Hyperoptic etc, then everything will be on OpenReach and you are paying for the level of service. I'd given Zen a shout. May cost a bit more but their support people are *actual* techies and not some untrained drone in a call centre thousands of miles away following a script. by twistedLucidity (Thu 21st Apr 2022 10:29am)
  • Before you do, check you are not on a looped supply with your neighbours (this is common in older properties). by twistedLucidity (Thu 21st Apr 2022 10:31am)
  • You should update your posts to state you don't have Virgin. You can't change the title, but you should be able to add it into the body. by twistedLucidity (Thu 21st Apr 2022 10:30am)
  • What kind of activity? Online purchases of in-person? Whilst the card could have been skimmed (which would enable in-person fraud), getting hold of the security code (last three digits on the rear) would be nigh-on impossible if it never left his sight. One possibility is that his data was part of a breach from a poorly run site, has he checked haveibeenpwned? This is why you always, **always** use a credit card with a low limit for online purchases. You get the CC protections and the damage is limited. **Never** use a direct debit card. by twistedLucidity (Thu 21st Apr 2022 10:19pm)
  • New? Where is it? by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Apr 2022 8:13am)
  • Some scrotes had a BBQ in Auldhouse Park last night down by the Cart. I know this as they left their spent BBQs, rubbish, and even a table behind! GCC removed most of the bins from the park (which was bloody stupid of them) but there's still two a short walk away, and won't this lot miss their coffee table at home? Fucking disgusting. Litter louts should be put on chain gangs and made to pick up litter. With their teeth. Naked. by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Apr 2022 8:13am)
  • Had to look that up. West End. Damn. by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Apr 2022 8:18am)
  • Not after last time. I think some people are still receiving counselling. by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Apr 2022 10:13am)
  • I am far too polite to call them "clatty cunts". by twistedLucidity (Sat 23rd Apr 2022 7:26am)
  • You crossed from *technically* Strathbungo into actual Govanhill. It's a different world on the East side of the Vicky Line. The area is still great (I was there today) but the Vicky Line is still real. The problems in Govanhill predate the current waves of immigration by some way. I can remember the running battles between the ~~wannabes~~ young teams. Worst problem now is the litter. But that's Glasgow in general. by twistedLucidity (Sat 23rd Apr 2022 10:23pm)
  • Ah, my guess was right. Call the police. If you don't want to take advice from an old fart on the Internet, get over to Category Is Books and seek help there. But I'm betting they'll say to call the busies. Good luck and I am sorry that you and your partner have to go through this. by twistedLucidity (Sat 23rd Apr 2022 10:35pm)
  • Strathbungo extends up to Vicky Road. Don't take my word for it, look at the [community council](https://shawlandsstrathbungocc.uk/our-area/). When I lived there, there was talk of making the bit between Pollokshaws and Vicky Roads Govanhill due to different services designating it as such and the housing issue etc being more Govanhill-y, but I don't think it has happened yet. by twistedLucidity (Sat 23rd Apr 2022 11:03pm)
  • The [community council's area](https://shawlandsstrathbungocc.uk/our-area/) extends up to Vicky Road (not East if it), making the area between Pollokshaws Road and Vicky Road Strathbungo, and you can see what was Strathbungo Primary (now St Bride's) on Craigie Street. _But_ I know many people consider that area to be Govanhill (and when I lived there, there was talk of officially shifting the borders), hence my use of the world "technically". by twistedLucidity (Sun 24th Apr 2022 9:01am)
  • Seem to be making a bit of a comeback. Rather than trackies and Burberry, the be uniform seems to be shorts and white Ts. For the running battles I am talking 30+ years ago. by twistedLucidity (Sun 24th Apr 2022 9:05am)
  • Check the rules, maybe "news spam"? Maybe more appropriate for the Steamie. Also, you're better off asking the mods rather than us. by twistedLucidity (Sun 24th Apr 2022 9:33am)
  • Yes. It's how the government figures out what resources an area needs. Fill it in FFS. by twistedLucidity (Sun 24th Apr 2022 9:32am)
  • Worth Foods, Nithsdale Road, Strathbungo by twistedLucidity (Sun 24th Apr 2022 9:38am)
  • It does indeed and the Vic Bar is on the West side. by twistedLucidity (Sun 24th Apr 2022 12:33pm)
  • Bloody fat fingers. Thanks. by twistedLucidity (Sun 24th Apr 2022 12:31pm)
  • Avoid GlasgoCabs. Useless. Only allocate a driver 10 mins before your pre-book, which means they will be late. Try Glasgow Taxis (black Hackneys). by twistedLucidity (Sun 24th Apr 2022 8:38pm)
  • Hampden are now Glasgo Cabs. Fuck 'em. by twistedLucidity (Sun 24th Apr 2022 8:40pm)
  • DELETED > drunk wankers who think it's appropriate to slap me on the head, verbally abuse me, mess with my personal property etc. You saying you're a professional beggar? by twistedLucidity (Mon 25th Apr 2022 10:06am)
  • Have you not seen a single news article in the last, oh, 3 months? Be warned now, prices are rising again in October. £130 over what period? A month? A quarter? You might want to check what contract you are on, switch to DD if not already paying that way, check your account to ensure you don't have massive credit and lower the DD amount if you do. by twistedLucidity (Tue 26th Apr 2022 7:42am)
  • This is really going to depend on what you are looking for and what you mean by "budget". Argyle Arcade should have someone. We used Chisolm Hunter and whilst they have rings that costs more than a new family car, they have plenty in the more reasonable brackets. We found them to be very helpful and friendly, especially when mine had to be custom made because my fingers are awkward like that. :-S by twistedLucidity (Tue 26th Apr 2022 8:44am)
  • Used them in the past, they're good. Dynotech Ecosse in Hillingdon are good too, bit harder to get to though. by twistedLucidity (Tue 26th Apr 2022 8:48am)
  • Does your employer offer a support program or health insurance? If so, you might be able to get an online GP appointments. If you are able, speak to a pharmacist as they might be able to prescribe _something_ to take the edge off whatever it is. Other than that; rest up, plenty of fluids (no, vodka does not count), and I hope you feel better soon. by twistedLucidity (Tue 26th Apr 2022 9:13am)
  • Pick somewhere sensible which is well lit (not across the pavement or what have you), chain it to something solid (Abus do good chain locks), fit the disc lock (with idiot cable), engage the alarm, and place a cover over it. You will be fine for a night. Some of the multistorey car parks have bike areas (or they get you to dump the bike outside their office), but I don't think there is one in the West End. by twistedLucidity (Tue 26th Apr 2022 9:55pm)
  • It's not normal at all, no. Plenty of people wear headresses of all sorts, quite normal. I guess it's _possible_ that it was badly aligned screen jets or something, but that seems highly unlikely to me. You could call 101 or 0141 308 1070 and report the incident. Without details they can't do much, but community police should care that some prejudice arse is driving around. by twistedLucidity (Wed 27th Apr 2022 7:18am)
  • Drop it off at a brach, or call the number on the back and let them know it's been lost. by twistedLucidity (Wed 27th Apr 2022 11:13am)
  • "Curious Liquids" too. "Drinks" on Vicky Road can be surprisingly good at times as well. by twistedLucidity (Thu 28th Apr 2022 11:36am)
  • We want to sign up as well, as soon as we have doors (bit awkward taking a shite otherwise). You rent, that complicates matters and you will almost certainly need the permission of the landlord. If it was me in the past I'd have said "Yes" without hesitating and done what wad required WRT insurance, contract etc. But then I'm not a massive arsehole. by twistedLucidity (Thu 28th Apr 2022 9:37pm)
  • 8 years ago? Pop quiz. You are proceeding along a main road and wish to turn right into a side road. A pedestrian is approaching the same junction, do you: 1. Proceed, the pedestrian is not on the road and you have right of way; 1. Wait, the pedestrian may cross and they have right of way; or 1. Turn, but cut in behind the pedestrian as that is safest? Got a mate in the biz, I'll ask and get back to you. by twistedLucidity (Thu 28th Apr 2022 9:42pm)
  • Winner! You're better than 68% of drivers I encounter on the daily. Unfortunately my mate wasn't able to help. Hope you find someone. by twistedLucidity (Fri 29th Apr 2022 7:52pm)
  • > What can I do about it? Don't ride so far left, sit out and make the bastards wait for a better gap. > If I get a camera and start reporting them will the police even give a shit? Could help in the case of an accident. Some people post the encounters on YT. by twistedLucidity (Sat 30th Apr 2022 7:34am)
  • Those your vids? You ride like a bit of an arse at times, know that? Take a chill pill and you'll probably have less negative encounters. Yes, some people are aggravating but that's no excuse for you to start riding the wrong way up a road, blocking a junction, and getting into a shouting match. (Yes, I ride too.) by twistedLucidity (Sat 30th Apr 2022 8:33am)
  • Deliveroo Hero was one, where you blocked the junction leading to Morrison's. Not saying the other drivers are all innocent wee angels. by twistedLucidity (Sat 30th Apr 2022 9:11am)
  • You doubled back, road up the wrong way, and stopped to remonstrate with the Deliveroo rider. That the van driver was run to cut in front of you at the lights doesn't make it right for you to escalate the issue; that's all I am saying. if you had simply proceeded on your way (after a terse hand wave at the van), it would have been better for all. by twistedLucidity (Sat 30th Apr 2022 10:55am)
  • On their videos there's plenty of examples of poor/dangerous driving. Where they let themselves down IMHO is in adding to the problems be being aggressive. by twistedLucidity (Sat 30th Apr 2022 11:40am)
  • Owner probably wants it damaged beyond repair so they can demolish it. GCC need to grow a spring and stick the boot into owners of Glasgow's crumbling architectural heritage. by twistedLucidity (Sat 30th Apr 2022 2:14pm)
  • Aye. Council was failing under Labour, still failing under the SNP. At least they are consistent. by twistedLucidity (Sat 30th Apr 2022 3:38pm)
  • Just don't eat there. by twistedLucidity (Sat 30th Apr 2022 5:02pm)
  • Due to the architecture, points can bounce up and down a bit until the various servers all become consistent. Other people are just grumps and downvote everything they see. I wouldn't get too hung up on worthless Internet points. by twistedLucidity (Sat 30th Apr 2022 5:52pm)
  • Not tried that yet. by twistedLucidity (Sat 30th Apr 2022 7:42pm)
  • It's when the water starts to drip on your hear that your realise the £100 you saved on the tent wasn't a bargain at all. Or, as I've seen more than once, the wind just shreds it entirely. Other than that, it's fine. Although wet motorcycle kit in a tent is horrible. by twistedLucidity (Sun 1st May 2022 9:06am)
  • After last time? No way it can be Labour, they are the ones who pre-fucked the city before Aitken bent and gave it another seeing to. GCC as an entity needs dismantled and rebuilt. The corruption and ineptitude is too deeply ingrained. by twistedLucidity (Mon 2nd May 2022 4:58pm)
  • Be honest, Aitken has been terrible for the city. All she has managed to do is dig deeper into the hole Labour started. by twistedLucidity (Mon 2nd May 2022 4:59pm)
  • I totally agree. I can't believe that the Tories haven't approved kill squads to roam the streets at night and cleanse the land of these undesirables. It's a complete dereliction of duty and Johnson must resign! Also, get a grip ya rocket. by twistedLucidity (Tue 3rd May 2022 7:05am)
  • I just bought one from [A. Crawford & Son](https://crawfordkilts.co.uk/). Everything fitted first time, no complaints at all. Takes at least 6 weeks from start to finish, so plan ahead. You can be stuffed up material availablity so, err, plan ahead and be flexible. If you have a *specific* tartan and version in mind, just call and they'll see you right. by twistedLucidity (Thu 5th May 2022 11:08pm)
  • It obviously varies depending on what you specify, but don'ts expect much change from £1,500 (kilt, waistcoat, Argyle jacket, hose, flashes, dress shirt, tie etc). Thought it was very reasonable. One could easily breach £2k though. by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th May 2022 5:50am)
  • Getting married in a week. Nothing big, but I am already well into the "What/Who did I forget?" stage. by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th May 2022 6:05am)
  • I felt the same way a while back after some horrific experiences at a dentist. New one is great, all procedures pain free (which included a root canal). Planning on an implant when I can afford it. (Not NHS, my wallet now takes all the pain.) by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th May 2022 6:26am)
  • Good news is that your insurance should cover the loss, they'll just want a crime number and evidence of the breached lock. Your lock may also come with it's own cover (the better Kryptonite ones do, for example). Best of luck! by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th May 2022 7:48am)
  • Sure, no bother. [Shawlands Dental Care](https://www.shawlandsdentalcare.co.uk/) by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th May 2022 2:29pm)
  • Any larger shoe shop should be able to accommodate you for length and width checking. e.g. Clark's. Question I have is, why do you buy shoes the wrong size? They either fit or the don't (well OK, leather might feel a smidge tight initially but will slacken off). But checking the gap from the toe to the front, any heel lift, and the general tightness across the toe joints is par of the course. Although if you were never taught that....that sucks. Hopefully the staff have the time (and experience) to help you out. by twistedLucidity (Sat 7th May 2022 9:10am)
  • The "trick" to joining a motorway is to be indicating good & early, and use a good chunk of the slip to get up to speed (min 50, but pay attention for any roadworks etc). You can usually adjust your speed down the slip so you can merge into a gap. Easier than the likes of the expressway due to motorway slips being much longer. Once on the motorway, keep at a good speed (50+) and **keep left** unless overtaking. Do not become one of those morons who sit in the middle lane because they are utterly gormless. Spiral roundabouts freaked me out the first time I encountered one (they were not on my test, that's how old I am). The only "trick" is to get into the correct lane at the start, and the rules for that are the same as for a normal r'about (unless signage says otherwise). If you are in the wrong lane, keep slow and indicate. You might be able to change. If not, simply exit and find somewhere to get turned around. Don't stress about anything, getting turned will barely add more than a minute or so to your total journey time. by twistedLucidity (Mon 9th May 2022 7:06am)
  • Have booked Glasgow Taxis to get us and the guests to our wedding. Wonder what the odds are them being a no-show like Glasgo Cabs were a few weeks ago? by twistedLucidity (Mon 9th May 2022 5:49pm)
  • Without seeing it or knowing dimensions, materials etc. I'd guess at £6k, but with *very* wide error bars. You could spend £6k just on tiles alone! There may be costs you don't expect, for example the entire floor will probably need to be torn our and redone in marine ply or cement board to give the tiles a firm base. This is based on us putting in a tiled attic shower room with middle of the road furnishings. The contractors we used are booked solid until next year, but our neighbours used the [Bathroom Company Glasgow](https://www.thebathroomcompanyglasgow.com/) and said they were great. Not cheap, but a very high standard of finish. by twistedLucidity (Tue 10th May 2022 10:16am)
  • > town could be a little sketchy on said nights Lots of places also have a "no colours" rule, either temporary or permanent. by twistedLucidity (Thu 12th May 2022 8:51am)
  • You are getting on at the start, you can grab a table. You'll get bugger all done in such a short time. I know, it used to be my daily commute. by twistedLucidity (Fri 13th May 2022 6:39am)
  • We're getting married this morning. If you hear a scream around 1000, that's me and the taxis have not turned up. by twistedLucidity (Fri 13th May 2022 6:37am)
  • Thanks! by twistedLucidity (Fri 13th May 2022 7:35am)
  • Some of us get married. by twistedLucidity (Fri 13th May 2022 8:22am)
  • iRepair have a few stores around. I assumed they are good, I don't have a MacBook myself. Your example is why I love my ThinkPad. The chassis has guttering to direct spilled liquids down and out through the base, avoiding the MoBo. Here's hoping yours is just a simple short that some desoldering/soldering resolves. by twistedLucidity (Fri 13th May 2022 8:25am)
  • My email is highly automated. If you are emailing me, I almost certainly don't need to *actually* engage with you and you or your message, and it has probably gone into a box for processing or been deleted. by twistedLucidity (Sat 14th May 2022 12:53am)
  • Glasgow Taxis delivered. All cabs arrived as expected. Unlike Glasgo Cabs. Arseholes. by twistedLucidity (Sat 14th May 2022 12:49am)
  • Thanks! by twistedLucidity (Sat 14th May 2022 12:56am)
  • Cheers, pal. by twistedLucidity (Sat 14th May 2022 12:56am)
  • Thanks! by twistedLucidity (Sat 14th May 2022 12:56am)
  • It was, we did, thanks! by twistedLucidity (Sat 14th May 2022 12:55am)
  • Is 1901 no longer on sale? Got family visiting and wanted to grab a bottle or two. by twistedLucidity (Sat 14th May 2022 9:32am)
  • Thanks. Bit of a bummer that, I check a few more supermarkets when I am out and about. by twistedLucidity (Sat 14th May 2022 11:46am)
  • All I can seem to find it Xtra or sugar free. by twistedLucidity (Sat 14th May 2022 5:01pm)
  • Oddly enough, no. Been wanting to try it myself and this seemed like a good excuse. by twistedLucidity (Sat 14th May 2022 5:01pm)
  • No. The previous taxi we tried to book for a birthday celebration was with Glasgo Cabs and it never arrived. Can't trust them. by twistedLucidity (Sat 14th May 2022 5:00pm)
  • Oh, good to know. Might try to get to Brooklyn Cafe tomorrow. by twistedLucidity (Sat 14th May 2022 5:29pm)
  • Bad bot by twistedLucidity (Sat 14th May 2022 8:22pm)
  • So predictable as well. Hope the club gets sent the bill. Maybe they should put a line item.kn the bill when buying tickets to cover these costs? Ticket, VAT, & FWT (Fuck-wit Tax). by twistedLucidity (Sun 15th May 2022 8:26am)
  • > Oh look, a prick made a throwaway to have a dig at Celtic fans. TBF the fans have brought it on themselves by being massive arseholes. It's a problem not Limited to Celtic, the club's need to do more to reign in their hooligans. by twistedLucidity (Sun 15th May 2022 8:33am)
  • Make it a separate line it when buying tickets so fans know how much their fuckwittering is costing them. by twistedLucidity (Sun 15th May 2022 8:41am)
  • Not 24/7, but when liveried up in their colours and celebrating their match? Pretty much. Why should I be paying for their louts? If the clubs don't want to foot that bill, they can instill a culture of respect in their fans or play without them. by twistedLucidity (Sun 15th May 2022 5:15pm)
  • The fans either learn to behave like adults or they get treated as the animals they are acting like. Sorry, why should they get a pass because football? > What exactly is it you’re paying for? The policing, the clean up, damage to public property, medical care, etc. The club's push all this fervour, they can foot the bill as well. As for no-fan games, the club's don't get a choice in the matter. by twistedLucidity (Sun 15th May 2022 5:22pm)
  • And you're happy to let thugs run riot in the city? Clearly you are part of the problem as well. by twistedLucidity (Sun 15th May 2022 5:32pm)
  • The number of people trying to find excuses "because football" is staggering. Stop the whataboutery, stop the false equivalence; football fans are a problem and either the clubs get the fans in order or pay the price for their inaction. The continual problems, *especially* Old Firm, are a stain upon Scotland. by twistedLucidity (Sun 15th May 2022 9:36pm)
  • There is a difference between having a drink and then staggering to a taxi, and strewing shite all over town. Nice try to bring in more whataboutery though, rather than address that Scottish football fans are a public order problem. by twistedLucidity (Sun 15th May 2022 9:42pm)
  • Trying to get 10 people into cars for a trip to Oban. Anyone got a cattle prod I can borrow? by twistedLucidity (Mon 16th May 2022 10:19am)
  • Thugs are thugs regardless of colour. Create fan zone(s) with preferred routes to transport (clubs to cover all costs if setup, marshalling/policing, clean up etc), arrest any fan caught acting the arse outside the zone(s). If there's too many fans from one club arrested, that club should face a ban on fans at matches for a period. Or be docked points. Don't care. Fans need to get it through their thick skulls that behaviour like yesterday is wholly unacceptable and they (and their club) be punished. by twistedLucidity (Mon 16th May 2022 10:26am)
  • Wholesalers or any large Asian food shop. Some greengrocers do deals on misshapen fruit. Will depend on what fruit you are trying to get. by twistedLucidity (Tue 17th May 2022 11:50am)
  • Depending on what you want to know, you could try [Public Access Glasgow](https://publicaccess.glasgow.gov.uk/online-applications/search.do?action=simple&searchType=Application) if it's about an existing structure or planned modification. by twistedLucidity (Wed 18th May 2022 8:40am)
  • DO NOT for any reason go to John Street without an appointment, no matter what the staff on the phone tell you. There simply aren't the staff there to help. Insist on an appointment with a named person. Should all get sorted quickly enough. by twistedLucidity (Wed 18th May 2022 2:30pm)
  • But a test kit and if any lead is found, call in a plumber. by twistedLucidity (Wed 18th May 2022 7:29pm)
  • This. Do check you have a fallback (e.g. 5G or summat) but keep insisting and get through to retentions. If you can get info from your neighbours on their deals, use that to leverage better. No reason you should be paying more than £30 for 200/20. (200 down is ~5 simultaneous 4k streams...are you using that?) Caveat: if carrier NAT (or other network funkiness) will affect you, do your research **carefully**. by twistedLucidity (Wed 18th May 2022 9:42pm)
  • Uh...we pay *a lot* less in a 3 (now 4) bedroom sandstone terrace, and we both work at home (also, I'm a nerd and have my servers running). You are being ripped off. Check you usage, standing charge etc. by twistedLucidity (Thu 19th May 2022 6:29pm)
  • > Former Lidl duty manager who ordered stock. How does Lidl manage to always be out of stock of the one thing I want? Just like Homebase, it's a talent! by twistedLucidity (Thu 19th May 2022 10:35pm)
  • Yes, but I don't want chicken. I want coffee, almonds, carrots, or whatever; and Lidl will *always* be sold out. Actually, so many section of their shelves are now bare (or repeats), I wonder if they will last. Which should be a shame. Assuming I could buy anything... by twistedLucidity (Thu 19th May 2022 10:47pm)
  • > Didnt they have massive layoffs a couple of years ago? Yes. Talented and dedicated people, although every single time I have used their site it has always been much more expensive, so I went elsewhere. (Sorry.) by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th May 2022 7:59pm)
  • Then why comment *at all*? by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th May 2022 10:53pm)
  • Yes, Helen who we got in touch with through https://www.glasgowdogtrainer.co.uk/ Helped us with our stroppy and reactive 8 year old mutt. He's now (almost) golden and we know how to recognise & redirect is problems. by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th May 2022 10:52pm)
  • For a moment I thought you had "planted" your mama and was going to offer my condolences. Then I realised "Plant Mama" is a shop. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st May 2022 9:35am)
  • Take it to a branch, or call the number of the back to report it stolen & destroy it. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st May 2022 2:03pm)
  • Catherine's on Dumbarton road. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st May 2022 2:33pm)
  • It is and it isn't. £400 for a well made dress (which is what my partner picked up for our wedding) seemed reasonable. Quite possible to spend **much** more of course. With time at zero, they don't have a lot of time to shop and from recent experience, this high street is a bit shit unless you want fashion label leggings. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st May 2022 6:27pm)
  • I also Norn Iron. On the 12th I am out on the streets showing my PRIDE in being BRITISH and the rejoicing in the GLORY of the QUEEN!!! No, wait, the other thing... Sitting at home and ignoring the entire fucking shitshow as best I can (I unfortunately live near an OO nest). Although in general it's not the 12th as by then they have all pissed off to NI to spread their hate there. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st May 2022 10:58pm)
  • There's an active lodge at Overnewton Square, near Kelvinhall. They mill around with their knuckles ruining the community garden. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st May 2022 11:03pm)
  • 1. The UK is expensive to live in, period 1. Average UK wage is an Internet search away (it's £~30k) 1. Supper costs under £8. Dinner, fine dining, is £100+pp. A normal dinner will be £25pp. You can cook a meal at home for £2pp with ease. 1. A 5 star hotel would run you £150+pn 20 years ago (in Birmingham of all places), you can get quality lodgings for a lot less than that 1. You make one hundred and ten thousand dollar pounds, yet are incapable of expressing a value in a comprehensible way. Wow You've probably being getting bled dry in the tourist traps. A quick glance at Canuck prices shows them to be on par, or worse, than Scotland. Montreal was eye-watering when I was there. by twistedLucidity (Sun 22nd May 2022 12:22am)
  • First day back at work after two weeks off, I don't wanna go! by twistedLucidity (Mon 23rd May 2022 6:48am)
  • I just found a spammy spammer. Your bot replied to a 5 year old post. LOL! by twistedLucidity (Mon 23rd May 2022 7:05am)
  • The measure is a bit more complex than just pure salary, but I'd expect a middle class couple to have a combined income in excess of £160k. Other factors are level of education (e.g. degree), and type of work (e.g. office). Pure salary doesn't really work as many working class people out earn their middle class counterparts. Cite: tried to get a plumber or electrician of late? by twistedLucidity (Mon 23rd May 2022 7:51pm)
  • That's about what we're paying for a four bed sandstone terrace for gas **and** leccy with two of us working from have (I also have some servers running). Our neighbour pays even less, circa £100 combined. SP are a shower of bastards, and you may wish to check your readings. by twistedLucidity (Mon 23rd May 2022 9:56pm)
  • Partner bought some tickets from First us, but we decided to walk instead. Tickets totally unused. They expired. What? I still have tickets I bought months ago, so no idea what is going on. They also had serious problems trying to pay and had to go through multiple cards before one worked. Just makes me hate FirstBus even more. by twistedLucidity (Tue 24th May 2022 8:18am)
  • I see that Glasgow is number one for failing to complete the recent census. Not sure if it's apathy, fear of data being sold, or outrage. Maybe a bit of all three. by twistedLucidity (Tue 24th May 2022 8:15am)
  • At least the flexis last a year, rather than a day. by twistedLucidity (Tue 24th May 2022 9:36am)
  • Google Maps is a thing, it will give you a predicted duration if you plug in a departure date/time. At a guess, an hour. by twistedLucidity (Tue 24th May 2022 9:35am)
  • Huh, mine don't expire until Feb _next year_ and Flexi-10 are still on sale ~~(although they don't mention how long they now last)~~. Edit: Checking the terms: > Unless stated otherwise on the ticket description, mTickets can be used any time within 12 months of purchase. by twistedLucidity (Tue 24th May 2022 9:41am)
  • That's not what your mum said. by twistedLucidity (Tue 24th May 2022 9:57am)
  • Oh well I am *so sorry*, fuckwad. I have done it, but not at 1600, hence the guess. by twistedLucidity (Tue 24th May 2022 9:55am)
  • The Scottish one was this year. If you filled one out in 2021, it wasn't for Scotland. https://www.census.gov.scot/ by twistedLucidity (Tue 24th May 2022 8:25pm)
  • And the veil lifts. by twistedLucidity (Tue 24th May 2022 10:17pm)
  • Shawlands Dental Care does "Invisalign" (and probably other things). Dunno about cost, but as a patient there I find them to be great. by twistedLucidity (Wed 25th May 2022 6:57am)
  • What? I'd have expected drivers (and other staff) to have been on the usual kind of 3 or 4 shift contracts that any other 24 service seems to use. How the hell did ScotFail wind up in this position? Aye, a company can't unilaterally alter a contract. I am sure no one would object to an improvement, but "worsening" it would require compensation of some kind. by twistedLucidity (Wed 25th May 2022 7:53am)
  • There's a few beyond just Slater's (I have not used any of them): * https://www.forbesonthesquare.co.uk/ * https://www.christophermcgowantailoring.com/ * https://www.stewartchristie.com/ * https://www.hunterkingsley.com/journal/bespoke-tailor-glasgow From: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=glasgow+suit+maker Any decent tailor should be able to order and materials you want or, at the very least, tell you what you need to source. Good luck! by twistedLucidity (Wed 25th May 2022 8:08am)
  • Pollok Park has deer. But I doubt you'll find much in the way of shed antlers. by twistedLucidity (Wed 25th May 2022 9:04pm)
  • Difference is, their hope came back. by twistedLucidity (Wed 25th May 2022 9:06pm)
  • Hand it into the polis. by twistedLucidity (Fri 27th May 2022 7:44pm)
  • [Kinetic Projects](http://kineticprojects.co.uk/). Rewired our entire house (and given the previous owner was a sparks, shit was "interesting"). Did a really good job. We have more work on the horizon and I want them back. Washing machine should just be a plug and a cold hose though. Piece of piss. by twistedLucidity (Fri 27th May 2022 7:47pm)
  • Probably motion sensing, saves on the storage. Although most setups are so poor everything just looks like blob. Ideally each camera will be covered by at least one other, but people are often too cheap. So you could probably get away with "dazzling" the cameras and make it to the house. Now all you have to worry about are any locks (anti-drill/bump/snap are cheap), window & door sensors, reinforced doors (no sneaky kicking out a panel), etc. Maybe you'll catch a break & their system is wireless; these are often attackable. Do they have dogs? Best bring a couple of steaks. Oh, don't forget cameras that may be elsewhere; plan your ingress and egress carefully. You may need multiple vehicles. Shit, nearly forgot. Forensics. Make sure you have shaved yourself bald & wear a full suit. Maybe bring along detritus to contaminate the scene (not from your own gaff, silly). One thing to remember though, by the time you've gone to all **that** effort it's probably less hassle to earn the money to just buy the stuff yourself. Don't forget to factor in the risk of being caught, their high value electronics (e.g. laptops) may have a tracker (mine sure as shit does) and be hard to fence. Or simply locked to them and bricked after a phone call, but not before a bit of triangulation. Summary: Don't do crime, kids. by twistedLucidity (Sat 28th May 2022 9:26am)
  • Heineken own a stake and they've been buying up a lot of pubs. So it's hardly a surprise to see it being pushed in their venues. It's an OK brewery, but seeing the same beers in almost every pub is boring. by twistedLucidity (Sun 29th May 2022 2:53pm)
  • I can get water from a tap. by twistedLucidity (Sun 29th May 2022 11:18pm)
  • Beavertown or Heineken? by twistedLucidity (Sun 29th May 2022 11:24pm)
  • AIUI the land along the river is owned by various private entities, so it is hard (impossible) for the council to have a grand plan. It's a shame. Edit: https://reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/v0ulhp/liverpools_albert_docks_vs_glasgowserm/iaiteij?context=3 by twistedLucidity (Mon 30th May 2022 11:59am)
  • Census deadline is *today*. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-61637371 by twistedLucidity (Tue 31st May 2022 7:49am)
  • Sure, I'll do it. But I do all driving and am in charge of all loading. I will only drive max 2 hours before taking a break and max 8 hours within 24. To you, £500 per day plus costs (this includes accommodation, meals, and drink). Also, you cover all insurance. You also pay these costs in advance; no refund. You mentioned "stick", this marks your out as USAians. You have **zero** idea of our roads. No fucking way you are getting behind the wheel on my ticket. You are labour and wallet, nothing more. I can drive up to 7.5 metric tonnes. If that's not enough, you need serious help! by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st Jun 2022 9:48pm)
  • Unless you are trained rescue with the training & kit **DO NOT** jump in to save a drowning person. Why? Because the. People are talking about two drowning people. Cold water shock kills. Keep a watch, call for help etc, but don't get in the water. by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st Jun 2022 10:27pm)
  • Fuel now 170.7p at Morrisons. JFC. by twistedLucidity (Thu 2nd Jun 2022 1:45pm)
  • Pardon my ignorance, but what is different about a black man's wedding band? Or did you want a black ring? We used Chisholm Hunter at the entrance to the arcade on Buchanan Street. Very friendly and helpful. by twistedLucidity (Thu 2nd Jun 2022 8:39pm)
  • If it wasn't for the signs in Morrisons and coverage on BBC, one wouldn't know there was a jubilee on. Is any part of/street in Glasgow bedecked in bunting etc? There's nowt Southside that I can see. by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Jun 2022 8:53am)
  • Report it stolen to the police. If you have a tracker on your phone (e.g. Prey Project), then give them the report it generates. If you don't have a tracker, consider it a total loss and get a new phone (new number too) and update all passwords (if your stored those on your phone) and MFA. I hope you kept a backup of any data on the phone. by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Jun 2022 8:59am)
  • Oh my. That is certainly....a thing. by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Jun 2022 12:12pm)
  • As it happens, we're just about to walk down that way. by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Jun 2022 1:21pm)
  • Allows you to invoke insurance and also means the crime actually gets recorded. by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Jun 2022 4:15pm)
  • Walked past The Regent in Stathbungo, Union flags out and proud boys fae tangerine troops littering the outside area. We didn't pop in. by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Jun 2022 7:23pm)
  • Any butcher. Any larger supermarket (not Lidl or Aldi). by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Jun 2022 8:59am)
  • South Seeds tool library, assuming your neighbours don't have one. If this is a tenement (and in Battlefield, I'm guessing it is) isn't this what you pay the factor for? Wear close toed shoes and safety goggles. by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Jun 2022 9:07am)
  • Around £5k, it will probably cost more now. It will also vary depending on what you spec, we just went with basic switches etc for the moment. by twistedLucidity (Mon 6th Jun 2022 4:23pm)
  • Me. Southside 'til I die. Or fuck off to somewhere warmer. One of the two by twistedLucidity (Mon 6th Jun 2022 11:12pm)
  • Take it to the dump. You can often just walk in, check the restrictions for your local one, pop toilet seat in a bag, saunter off. Simples. by twistedLucidity (Mon 6th Jun 2022 11:19pm)
  • * Bell Jar - Govanhill * Allison Arms & - Koelschipyard - Strathbungo * Corona, Linen, & Granary - Shawlands * Church on the Hill - Battlefield All are dog friendly, although Ally Arms and Corona want dogs out by 2000 on Fri/Sat due to space - fair enough. There are others, but they are either more like restaurants (e.g. Brodie's - Strathbungo) or wine bars (e.g. Curious Liquids - Shawlands). by twistedLucidity (Tue 7th Jun 2022 7:50am)
  • https://www.ofcg.co.uk/ by twistedLucidity (Tue 7th Jun 2022 10:44am)
  • Good luck! Supplies are absolutely _fucked_ right now. We had to wait 6 months for doors and even then are having to have all the frames remade to fit the smaller size. If you want something lo match all the others, you will either have to get lucky at architectural salvage for pay through the nose for custom made. Try [G W Joinery](http://www.gwjoiners.com/) on Deanston Drive, Shawlands or [The Doorworld](https://www.thedoorworld.com/store/Large-Tenement-Pine-Doors-c115203261) on Holmlea Road, Mount Florida. by twistedLucidity (Tue 7th Jun 2022 11:58am)
  • If the door isn't warped, it may be sortable. Check out Glasgow Architectural Salvage, never know your luck. by twistedLucidity (Tue 7th Jun 2022 1:04pm)
  • No milk this morning, forgot to pick some up yesterday. Having to have black coffee. *Oh the humanity!* by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th Jun 2022 7:07am)
  • Random URL that's not on the organisation's own domain? **Have you verified this is legit?** If I was to do a data gathering exercise to target vulnerable people, this is *exactly* how I'd go about it. I have tried to check [PAIH's own site](https://www.paih.org/) and have so far come up with nothing. by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th Jun 2022 7:59am)
  • That's something I guess. Weird how they don't have it on their own damned site though. I did find that they use typeform.com for other things like recruiting volunteers. Thanks for verifying. by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th Jun 2022 8:08am)
  • People leave litter, which includes a lot of food, all over the streets; is it any surprise? Also, the council has business dump their bagged food waste front. It gets ripped open by a fox and *pow* gull friendly buffet. by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th Jun 2022 8:11am)
  • You're right about Gen X, it's why I don't use FB or social media. (Not sure Reddit counts, it's much more like old school forums or even Usenet.) by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th Jun 2022 8:59am)
  • When the building was uni halls, the Beresford was pretty busy. by twistedLucidity (Thu 9th Jun 2022 9:00am)
  • Fuck sake, I hear about all the good gigs when it's too late. Also, someone my age hanging out with a random minor will raise questions. by twistedLucidity (Thu 9th Jun 2022 10:14pm)
  • Err...not really. Not enough hair and too much stubble. I shall now console myself by binge watching Greenday on YT. Have fun, young 'un! Make the hearing damage count! by twistedLucidity (Thu 9th Jun 2022 10:39pm)
  • We got married after 15 years. We just used the registry. It was brilliant. Bluetooth didn't work, then my phone shat the bed, which led to an army of overqualified nerds trying to fix the problem and making it all worse. We got there in the end, but the officiant was professional throughout despite probably thinking "Why me?". by twistedLucidity (Thu 9th Jun 2022 10:45pm)
  • I'm old, leave me alone you kids! (I also don't really engage on social media, and Ticketmaster only tells me about gigs in London for some fucking weird reason.) by twistedLucidity (Thu 9th Jun 2022 10:57pm)
  • _You're not helping!_ by twistedLucidity (Thu 9th Jun 2022 11:05pm)
  • > mid thirties Oh do fuck off, young 'un. :-P Look; my goal in life is to make the reaper pay for every moment. I started before you were born and I don't see any reason to stop now. It makes my day when I, through ~~physical prowess~~ sheer bloody mindedness/trickery, can crush a twenty/thirty year old. by twistedLucidity (Thu 9th Jun 2022 11:19pm)
  • Probably. But unlike GlasGo, Glasgow Taxis (the black cabs) *actually fucking turn up*! Never use GlasGo, they'll let you down. by twistedLucidity (Sat 11th Jun 2022 8:19am)
  • I need a new garage, current one is damp as all hell and rotting away. So is everything in it..☹️ Can anyone recommend a company? Ground works will probably be needed and it has to be a single slopping roof (not peaked) due to reasons. by twistedLucidity (Mon 13th Jun 2022 7:38am)
  • We won't, however, dodge the flooding when the sea levels rise. By focusing too much on short-term gains, we have utterly _fucked_ our future. by twistedLucidity (Mon 13th Jun 2022 10:53am)
  • Thanks! by twistedLucidity (Mon 13th Jun 2022 7:12pm)
  • The UK as a whole is a dirty place. We seem to have no respect for where we live. I usually notice a spike in litter as I approach a school, and genuinely think kids should be out cleaning the immediate vicinity; the penny will drop soon enough: * You don't want your time wasted picking up litter? * Use the bins! by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th Jun 2022 9:00am)
  • Apologies for the GL link, but at least they are not as bad as the OO. Hopefully this gives people plenty of advance notice on where to avoid. by twistedLucidity (Thu 16th Jun 2022 12:05pm)
  • A bit like how folks react to Govanhill. by twistedLucidity (Fri 17th Jun 2022 7:13am)
  • I used to live in Strathbungo and could regularly hear the gigs. Weather can affects how far the sound travels. by twistedLucidity (Fri 17th Jun 2022 7:12am)
  • I am not aware of any campaign, but there will be if you start one. Tried contacting Sustrans or similar? Also contact all your councillors. FirstBus are a shower of wanks, complaining to them is just pissing into the wind. Dunno Is this post gives you any hope: https://redd.it/veu2v5 by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Jun 2022 8:35am)
  • Griphouse, if you want to try Muay Thai. by twistedLucidity (Sun 19th Jun 2022 7:34pm)
  • If it's big pieces, they'll think your a tradie who's at it. If it is big pieces, put them on Freecycle. If they're of no use (got wet or something), break them up and bag them. by twistedLucidity (Sun 19th Jun 2022 9:58pm)
  • Much cheaper to DIY. If you do take it anywhere, have a backup of anything important and ensure any sensitive data in removed (*actually* removed, not just in the wastebin or something) or encrypted. by twistedLucidity (Sun 19th Jun 2022 9:55pm)
  • Now is as good a time as any to learn! Loads of vids around and most things (there is the odd exception) only fit one way, so it's really hard to screw up. by twistedLucidity (Sun 19th Jun 2022 10:01pm)
  • Best place for Muay Thai in Glasgow bis probably the Griphouse. Not sure if they are connected to Glasgow Uni, the certainly are/were running the club out of Caledonian. by twistedLucidity (Mon 20th Jun 2022 7:55am)
  • Linn Park too, parts are much wilder than Pollok. by twistedLucidity (Mon 20th Jun 2022 8:04am)
  • I'd normally tell folks to avoid Enviraz, but as this is outside you should be safe enough. We used www.response24.co.uk to do a proper remediation after Enviraz did a sloppy, partial job. by twistedLucidity (Mon 20th Jun 2022 8:02am)
  • Need yellow box cameras. Block the box? £100, please. Heck, even when there is no box it's easy enough to leave a gap to a side road to cars can get in/out, but do folks? No. Selfish twats. by twistedLucidity (Mon 20th Jun 2022 9:11am)
  • Eh? The gates have always been open when I've gone through. Stick to the cycle path, watch out for the puddles, beware of pedestrians on the cycle paths *AND* ~~morons~~ other cyclists going the wrong way (so don't freewheel all the way down to the low point). Hope you like hill climbs! by twistedLucidity (Tue 21st Jun 2022 8:35am)
  • Not really, depends on exactly where though. You could have been unlucky, it may have been a case of mistaken identity, or maybe you parked like a twat. by twistedLucidity (Wed 22nd Jun 2022 7:00am)
  • If you mean to exit to the Expressway, that used to be open but IIRC the barriers were put up to cut accidents. by twistedLucidity (Wed 22nd Jun 2022 7:32pm)
  • It's everywhere (literally), and it spreads from the rivers into the parks. I always stomp the young plants when I see them to try and keep the bastards down. The sap can burn, so don't touch, and keep pets/kids away. by twistedLucidity (Thu 23rd Jun 2022 9:30am)
  • Glasgow Taxis. You'll pay, but at least they (should) turn up. Forget Glasgo. Never used Uber/others; so can't comment on them. Heck, depending on where you are leaving from, you might want to get the taxi straight to the airport. If you are going EasyJet, they don't open their bag drop early in the morning; be prepared for queues. by twistedLucidity (Thu 23rd Jun 2022 11:00am)
  • Not "they're" instead of "their"? by twistedLucidity (Fri 24th Jun 2022 8:14am)
  • It may sound harsh, but look elsewhere? Prices in the Westend have *always* been mental and they're doubly (triply? quadruply?) mental now given how poor housing stock is. Unless there is a compelling reason where they *must be* in Bearsden/Westend, then they need to look to areas they can afford. Or push more on the non-financial benefits they offer as a buyer "No chain, ready to move any time" etc. One option would be to buy off-plan (often cheaper) for a fixed price in a development, live there for a couple of years, and then use that to move to somewhere better. Only problem? Most developments are soulless carbuncles in the ass-end of nowhere (minor exception - bunch mid-rise of shit going up near Pollok Park Newlands/Shawlands area in the Southside). As for a crash...it's looking likely (Michael Burry is close to claiming global recession), but timing the market is a fool's game. When buying a home, buy a *home*. by twistedLucidity (Fri 24th Jun 2022 11:35pm)
  • 2008 has entered the chat... by twistedLucidity (Sat 25th Jun 2022 8:41am)
  • 1. Use the search feature, these kinds of generic questions get asked *all the time*. If you have specific questions, have at it. 1. Areas to avoid - SMID is a good resource to start with, but it can miss a lot of nuance. 1. Medical - Hospitals are dotted around, but I don't know if that's where autism is managed. Could be that is done at a clinic which could be a dedicated space or even your GP's practice. 1. Fishing/Hiking - Scotland. 😋 Really depends on what kind you want to do. Gentle rambles or conquer Ben Nevis? Fishing, pretty sure you'll need to get a license for the section of river. 1. Shops - A web search is your friend. Aldi/Lidl (good and cheap), Asda/Farmfoods/Iceland/Home Bargains/B&M/Morrisons/Tesco (general supermarkets/frozen foods), Marks & Spencer's/Waitrose (upper end), Ocado (top end, home delivery). 1. Family friendly - it's a mix. If you want a detached house with a garden, it's outside the city unless you have millions. Or a tenement is a decent area like Shawlands or Partick. 1. Autism - sorry, don't know but I would be surprised if there wasn't. 1. Estate agent websites - much of a muchness TBH. Rightmove and Zoopla are two good aggregator sites. You being from the USA may impact your ability to get a mortgage, speak with an advisor (First Mortgage are good). Do not even *think* of buying without engaging a solicitor (Conroy McInnes are good, it's who we used). 1. Renting - the above sites also do rental, s1homes too. Ensure the landlord is registered. Learn about your rights by twistedLucidity (Sat 25th Jun 2022 9:08am)
  • Use the search feature. For example, [this](https://redd.it/vk6y4q) was posted a few hours earlier. by twistedLucidity (Sat 25th Jun 2022 1:35pm)
  • 10%, or round up to the next £5. Whichever is easier. by twistedLucidity (Mon 27th Jun 2022 7:21am)
  • It's hard. Perfect, freshly decorated, and well done with it? 15+%. Complete shitshole needing ripped back to he brick, rewired, new roof, etc etc? Below home report. This all varies on area as well. Don't forget to push other things you bring to the bid;.mortgage arranged, flexible moving etc. by twistedLucidity (Mon 27th Jun 2022 8:37pm)
  • > for all those not capable of speaking in a higher language JFC. Away and shite wi' that piss. by twistedLucidity (Tue 28th Jun 2022 6:53am)
  • Horrible site, offers no option to reject their cookies. Pretty sure that's not legal. by twistedLucidity (Tue 28th Jun 2022 6:55am)
  • Top-tip: Never go into a 'spoons and you won't have to suffer their shite. by twistedLucidity (Tue 28th Jun 2022 7:59am)
  • I'm here. by twistedLucidity (Tue 28th Jun 2022 11:19pm)
  • You got a link to the story? by twistedLucidity (Wed 29th Jun 2022 9:37pm)
  • Ah, thought I could he the dulcet tones of the knuckle draggers just there (Shawlands-ish area). Hope if fucking buckets down. by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Jul 2022 9:28am)
  • Did you book with Glasgo? Big mistake, they're fucking shit. Try Glasgow Taxis or maybe even an Uber. by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Jul 2022 9:27am)
  • Marches are probably fucking shit up good and proper. You said it was a 10 min ride; could you walk or cycle? (I realise you may not be able bodied, just chucking ideas out.) Could a colleague pick you up on the way in? Ask a neighbour? I assume the bus route (if there is one) would be tortuous, take all day, and cost the GDP of a small African nation. But in summary, taxis in Glasgow are shite just now due to the lack of drivers. by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Jul 2022 9:33am)
  • Probably because they checked on your restraining order. by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Jul 2022 9:38am)
  • Is everything OK now? Could simply have bumped into a pal and gone for a natter, losing track of time. Phone could simply have run out of charge (my partner is *always* letting that happen, or forgetting it entirely). by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Jul 2022 9:37am)
  • Pretty sure the one that divebombs us near Lidl sqwaks Ride of the Valkyries as it does so by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Jul 2022 9:40am)
  • Asian & world food shops are a shout. You'll struggle to find savoury in the UK I think. Could you grow at home using pots and pot stands? The best way to get fresh bay is to grow it, they can survive quite happily indoors; just be prudent in your harvesting. by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Jul 2022 10:05am)
  • Glad it worked out. by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Jul 2022 2:03pm)
  • A rough-ish area near Bryes Road that used to to be cheap to live in but is now gentrified to the balls. by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Jul 2022 11:47pm)
  • Yes, it is totally rational. The police don't even enter Cessnock without an armed escort. You're on your own. Even Mad Max would fear to tread. If you are leaving the gym at night, remember to Don your ballistic vest. I also recommend a silk base layer, helps with the penetrating wounds. Make sure you pay off the gangs on your street, near your gym and all points in between. Don't worry about money, if you look good enough you can kneel and "pay service". Once the gangs carve their sigils onto your forehead, you'll be OK to move around within those territories, so long as your show due reverence. People think I make this up. But they don't know. They don't know man, *they weren't there!* (I'm totally making this up. You'll be fine.) by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Jul 2022 11:46pm)
  • You're comparing Cessnock, fucking *Cessnock*, to Albania and giving me shit for "banter"? You'll actually fit in just fine. by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Jul 2022 11:58pm)
  • In no particular order * Bell Jar * Bon Accord * ~~Phillies~~ crap, you had that and Ally Arms * Ben Nevis * State * Raven Too many bars in Glasgow just sell the same Heineken pisswater. It's boring. by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Jul 2022 11:54pm)
  • Good grief. Geography is not the point, gentrification is. by twistedLucidity (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 12:05am)
  • Yeah, that fits with what it was like when I lived there. Shabby, not stabby. by twistedLucidity (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 12:17am)
  • It's meant to help against the likes of arrows as the silk wraps the head, making it easier to remove. That may be a myth though. by twistedLucidity (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 8:26am)
  • There's also "Fix My Street" and the council do respond to reports (not all councils do). by twistedLucidity (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 3:29pm)
  • Lidl usually have it. by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Jul 2022 12:37am)
  • Does this include heating? Electric hob and oven? Electric heating? Is that storage? What level of insulation? What temperature do you want to maintain? Working from home? How many TVs, consoles, etc etc? You're best bet is to go with whatever your usage is now and hope. Yanking a figure out of my ass...circa £200? And I am deliberately guessing high. by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Jul 2022 11:17am)
  • Frankies is good, but small. Spill the beans would be great for working though. by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Jul 2022 1:13pm)
  • And? by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Jul 2022 1:12pm)
  • If you don't want to use the wireless ones (which all need to be from the same manufacturers), then try Kinetic Projects. by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Jul 2022 11:14pm)
  • Include G42. Yes, that covers Govanhill (as well as parts of Strathbungo) but it's not as bad as people make out. by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Jul 2022 11:16pm)
  • If you paid by card, there will be a record. There may also be CCTV of you going to the machine and then returning to the car. Have they provided any evidence that the ticket _wasn't_ displayed? e.g. a photo of the windscreen? Try PePiPoo. by twistedLucidity (Thu 7th Jul 2022 11:44am)
  • That takes five finger knuckles. They're queer/trans, not from Norfolk. by twistedLucidity (Fri 8th Jul 2022 7:29am)
  • That cat is a deal breaker in most cases (plenty of posts in here and r/Scotland on the trouble of renting with pets). by twistedLucidity (Fri 8th Jul 2022 7:27am)
  • Friday. Thank fuck. What a week. Doing the rounds of bathroom installers at the w/end. Just so *thrilling*. by twistedLucidity (Fri 8th Jul 2022 7:32am)
  • Hit 24°C according to a sign in Hillington. Enjoy it whilst it lasts, the rain and shite will be back soon enough. by twistedLucidity (Sun 10th Jul 2022 10:20pm)
  • Looked at some of the pictures, why hasn't GCC already come down on them like a tonne of bricks? by twistedLucidity (Tue 12th Jul 2022 12:07pm)
  • Walk over their bonnets. They'll soon learn. by twistedLucidity (Wed 13th Jul 2022 12:41pm)
  • Fuck off, bot-cunt. https://redd.it/vy0736 by twistedLucidity (Wed 13th Jul 2022 2:57pm)
  • As other have said, knock on the door and ask. For an architect I can recommend Maurice from http:///www.inkdesign.co.uk/ Getting through planning/building warrants etc is a PITA and be advised that materials costs are _through the roof_ just now. by twistedLucidity (Fri 15th Jul 2022 8:27am)
  • Think you're better off sitting on you hand until it goes numb and then having a ham shank, you can at least pretend it's someone else. by twistedLucidity (Fri 15th Jul 2022 7:05pm)
  • 1. Yes 1. We use Vets4Pets, but other like the Roundhouse are good. There is a VetsNow close to Charing Cross, just south of the Mitchell Library; but you should go to whomever your vet has an arrangement with. 1. Go to a dug friendly pub with the dug. by twistedLucidity (Fri 15th Jul 2022 8:22pm)
  • Find out where Kompot2 is going and then pick anywhere else. by twistedLucidity (Fri 15th Jul 2022 8:30pm)
  • The Bugle. You could argue it's not stand-up as such, but his live shows are identical. by twistedLucidity (Sat 16th Jul 2022 12:37pm)
  • [Crawford & Son](https://crawfordkilts.co.uk/) by twistedLucidity (Sat 16th Jul 2022 10:27pm)
  • > BRING ON CLIMATE CHANGE, that’s what I say then I might consider not moving to Australia Not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you? by twistedLucidity (Sun 17th Jul 2022 11:49am)
  • Oh, so you're polis? Maybe lay off the doughnuts for a while then. by twistedLucidity (Sun 17th Jul 2022 11:47am)
  • These are my thoughts as well. by twistedLucidity (Mon 18th Jul 2022 6:44am)
  • So GCC no longer accept plasterboard. OK, I get it. It leaches and can contaminate ground water, never mind releasing hydrogen sulphide. But not even a single bin to put it in for someone to come and uplift? How *the fuck* is that going to work? All people will do is break it up in small bits, bag it, and dump it. Thus the problem will remain whilst the fuckwits ate GCC slap themselves on the back for having such a wizard idea. Going to have to drive out to Linwood or somewhere to dump the off-cuts from the renovation work we had done. Or does someone know of a recycler who would uplift? by twistedLucidity (Mon 18th Jul 2022 6:48am)
  • Doesn't matter - no plasterboard. Signs everywhere. As I say, I understand why but their "solution" is zero sum. by twistedLucidity (Mon 18th Jul 2022 8:42am)
  • No, that is not a solution as that leads to groundwater contamination and the release of hydrogen sulphide. I wish to dispose of it correctly and am trying to find out people's experience with recyclers who collect before I have to drive out to Linwood. by twistedLucidity (Mon 18th Jul 2022 8:49am)
  • Aitch/*H*aitch. Accents are a thing. Deal with it. by twistedLucidity (Mon 18th Jul 2022 9:31am)
  • Dog's Trust too. Also breed-specific rescues. *However*, many rescues will only accept perfection rather settling for "good enough". This means that if you not do not have a childless & catless home with a large garden, surrounded by a six foot fence; then they will not adopt out. by twistedLucidity (Tue 19th Jul 2022 8:37am)
  • Failing to do the bare minimum is standard operating procedures for GCC, at least it seems that way. About to write to my councillors about how short-sighted the waste disposal policy at GCC is. It's like they sat in a room and pondered "What is the most fuck-witted thing we could do, yet still pretend to be environmentally sound?" by twistedLucidity (Tue 19th Jul 2022 8:51am)
  • If it continues for an extended period then yes, something will happen. You should keep a diary and record the level of noise (your phone should be good enough). Report each and every incident. Speak with your neighbours and see if they are also bothered; if they are, get them to complain too. But before all that, have you tried speaking with them and asking them to quieten down after (say) 2200 on a work night? The other thing to consider is that this is Glasgow and the weather will soon be shit. by twistedLucidity (Tue 19th Jul 2022 8:57am)
  • I am genuinely concerned we will not be allowed to adopt. We have two dogs we adopted when we lived down South (both rather large at 20kg and 30kg) and they have move with us from house + big garden, to hotels, to a pokey flat, to here with it's *tiny* garden. They were always happy because they got their walks, runs, hikes, obedience/trick training and so on. One is a Husky and very chill, so we're doing something right. But next time? The fencing to the neighbours is _maybe_ 3ft (it is 6ft to the back lane) and so I can see rescues refusing. I rather doubt the neighbours (many of whom also have dogs) will appreciate me back the back garden look like a quarantine unit. by twistedLucidity (Tue 19th Jul 2022 9:03am)
  • That I am actually OK with, it's better for the insects. by twistedLucidity (Tue 19th Jul 2022 11:14am)
  • 1. Maybe money laundering. A bit like all the "American Candy" stores and hand car washes. 1. Non-drinking cultures who want somewhere to go or have different habits to the tanked-up? I'm leaning *slightly* more towards 1 myself given the population mix and that these places are generally closed during the day when many people wouldn't mind a decent ice cream, and thus they're leaving money on the table. Or maybe I have the ethnic mix of Glasgow all wrong? by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Jul 2022 5:25am)
  • Was awake at 0430 for some damned reason. At least it meant I could open windows and cool the place down before the day begins. by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Jul 2022 6:02am)
  • Nice! Hope the new job came with a higher salary too. The only way to get a pay raise in the UK seems to be to ch age jobs. by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Jul 2022 7:41am)
  • Because it's a repost bot https://redd.it/oo17pn by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Jul 2022 9:49am)
  • No, it's a repost bot. https://redd.it/oo17pn by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Jul 2022 9:48am)
  • Repost bot - this is the original post from last year: https://redd.it/oo17pn by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Jul 2022 9:45am)
  • Snap! by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Jul 2022 9:49am)
  • Good stuff! (Any positions open? I do a good line in sarcasm and general belligerence. 😁) by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Jul 2022 2:45pm)
  • As someone who use to live in and then beside it; no, although it does depend on *exactly* where the flat is as a few streets can be sketchy. It's a mixed place, you'll have the more upmarket café/eatery right beside the scummy, money laundering scheme and it has been a l-o-n-g time since I've witnessed the pitched battles between the gangs/teams. If the eclectic(?) mix is your thing, then you'll love it. Strathbungo, Battlefield and Shawlands are also short walks away, by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Jul 2022 3:01pm)
  • I use the "Fix My Street" app to report problems - saves me having to figure out which council district I am in (unfortunately not all councils accept reports from it - GLasgow does though). by twistedLucidity (Thu 21st Jul 2022 1:58pm)
  • > I remember massive anti littering campaigns from my youth, along with my parents explaining to me why dropping even a small piece of plastic was bad. We used to have "Keep Britain Tidy", but it's been years since I have seen any such thing. by twistedLucidity (Thu 21st Jul 2022 2:00pm)
  • Not having a go at you specifically, but it amuses me that most comments agree on the problem (perhaps not the severity), with some outright dismissing it (silly) but most don't address the actual question - posed: * How do we fix it? by twistedLucidity (Thu 21st Jul 2022 10:36pm)
  • 1. Yes 1. Add it to your home contents insurance 1. Buy decent lock(s) and use them by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 7:29am)
  • Fuck 'spoons and that Tim Martin prick. by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 8:52am)
  • DELETED I don't drink Tennent's. by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 9:17am)
  • I don't drink that dreck either. by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 9:45am)
  • Took the day off because new carpet was getting fitted and we were going to finish that room off. Carpet is too short. FFS. Wasted day off. by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 10:22am)
  • Showing OK via the Slide app https://redd.it/w4smud by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 10:26am)
  • Where in the city? All these are south side: Koelschipyard, Bell Jar, Allison Arms, Marchtown, Corona, Linen, Phillies, Curious Liquids, Oscar's, Frankie's, Spill the Beans, Kilmurry & co, The Quaihch,, Eala Bhan, Clockwork, Old Smiddy. by twistedLucidity (Sat 23rd Jul 2022 8:29am)
  • Good lost, but the "Butterfly & Pi"g is now back to being the "Corona". by twistedLucidity (Sat 23rd Jul 2022 8:33am)
  • Chemists should have them on sale. by twistedLucidity (Sat 23rd Jul 2022 8:36am)
  • Avoid Howdens, quality has seriously dropped. Try the Glasgow Bathroom and Kitchen Company. They seemed to have good kitchens when we were in looking at bathrooms. No connection, other than getting a bathroom from them. by twistedLucidity (Sat 23rd Jul 2022 7:39pm)
  • Laurieston? by twistedLucidity (Sat 23rd Jul 2022 10:32pm)
  • [Connecting Battlefield](https://storymaps.arcgis.com/stories/81d55a36d6a642a7bc0edeceea8bc6ec) by twistedLucidity (Mon 25th Jul 2022 1:12pm)
  • * Leg strength - that's what gears a for, which leaves... * Cardiovascular - just keep doing it! by twistedLucidity (Mon 25th Jul 2022 2:43pm)
  • > Won't be dangerous during commuting times as the tunnels are one way... ...**in theory**. Met a fair few dickheads doing the wrong way. by twistedLucidity (Mon 25th Jul 2022 2:41pm)
  • Rather than talk to your neighbours to see if all is OK, you'd rather dial 999? Get a grip and got speak to your neighbours. by twistedLucidity (Mon 25th Jul 2022 11:57pm)
  • Norfolk and Chance. by twistedLucidity (Tue 26th Jul 2022 3:19pm)
  • McDaid's Motatune, Strathbungo. by twistedLucidity (Thu 28th Jul 2022 9:07pm)
  • [Why not take a look?](https://www.amazon.co.uk/s?k=green+bin) Seems to also solve your other question over size. by twistedLucidity (Fri 29th Jul 2022 6:47am)
  • [More info in this comment](https://np.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/waxbdt/why_flats_in_port_glasgow_are_only_8k/). by twistedLucidity (Fri 29th Jul 2022 7:56am)
  • The cone is traditional, the WLM thing is imported USAian racism/white supremacy. by twistedLucidity (Sun 31st Jul 2022 10:23am)
  • And you're a parent. Good lord, but are we ever heading down a dark path. by twistedLucidity (Sun 31st Jul 2022 10:45am)
  • Careful you don't cut yourself with that edge. by twistedLucidity (Sun 31st Jul 2022 7:10pm)
  • Only one is racist fuckwittery of the highest order. by twistedLucidity (Mon 1st Aug 2022 2:13pm)
  • Griphouse (BJJ, Muay Thai etc) by twistedLucidity (Mon 1st Aug 2022 2:14pm)
  • I know nothing about ninpō/ninjitsu in Newlands, sorry. Best ask u/eddiecountreau by twistedLucidity (Mon 1st Aug 2022 9:29pm)
  • Best work on that zanshin. 😁 For what it's worth there does seem to be a club in Daisy Street, Govanhill. by twistedLucidity (Mon 1st Aug 2022 9:41pm)
  • Is this the one of the few times that "satanic panic" has any evidence to back it up? by twistedLucidity (Tue 2nd Aug 2022 5:57am)
  • Alleged, sure, but the PF clearly thinks they have something it they're going to trial. Given the nature of the crime, not sure I am comfortable with their names being public. Even if found innocent, they could face problems. by twistedLucidity (Tue 2nd Aug 2022 10:56am)
  • Some complete troglodytes set a bin beside a children's on fire during the night. [Picture](https://i.imgur.com/v7wqa6Y.jpg). I just can't understand how thick you have to be to consider such a thing "fun". by twistedLucidity (Fri 5th Aug 2022 7:41am)
  • You're in London, a global city of culture. It'll be harder to narrow the list of what to do than anything else. Loads of museums and art galleries for a start. Try to score cheap theatre tickets? by twistedLucidity (Fri 5th Aug 2022 8:06am)
  • The letting agent should have taken you through everything (fuse board, gas and water shut off etc). If you are still strut, call there emergency number and get someone out to help. by twistedLucidity (Fri 5th Aug 2022 7:34pm)
  • Be prepared to pay through the nose for The Bathroom Company Glasgow We went with the Glasgow Kitchen and Bathroom Centre (partly due to price, mostly due to them actually listening). Can let you know in a few months how it went! by twistedLucidity (Fri 5th Aug 2022 7:38pm)
  • Having dinner last night and had an unexpected live show. Know how commercial waste is just bagged up and dumped on the street to be collected, instead of being put in a. Bin like a civilised place? Well we got to see a seagull rip the bags apart looking for food and spread the shite everywhere. GCC need to get a damned grip of Glasgow's waste problem. Letting bags just site beside the road not only looks unsightly, but allows gulls, foxes, etc to throw the rubbish everywhere. by twistedLucidity (Sun 7th Aug 2022 9:57am)
  • Every business on the street does it. Assumed it was council policy. I am writing to the councillors later today anyway about semi-related GCC incompetence, so will be sure to mention it. by twistedLucidity (Sun 7th Aug 2022 11:00am)
  • Report missed collections. Write to your councillors. All of them. Consider joining your community council. GCC are institutionally inept and need a constant kicking to do even the basics. by twistedLucidity (Sun 7th Aug 2022 11:53am)
  • McDaid's Motatune, Strathbungo. by twistedLucidity (Wed 10th Aug 2022 1:41pm)
  • https://www.facebook.com/LetsGetPlasteredPlasteringServices/ by twistedLucidity (Wed 10th Aug 2022 1:41pm)
  • I will answer myself: * Roundhouse, Pollokshaws - Existing clients only * Vets4Pets, Forge - We have an appointment. Yay. by twistedLucidity (Wed 10th Aug 2022 6:36pm)
  • The issue is the 10 day window before travel. Means people can't plan a damned thing. Another piece of Brexit shit fucking us over. by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Aug 2022 6:40am)
  • Seems Junction 1s stage is no more. https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/glasgows-junction-1-stage-scrapped-24724051 by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Aug 2022 7:07am)
  • We're looking into it as well. You should use the [solar energy calculator](https://energysavingtrust.org.uk/tool/solar-energy-calculator/). Keep in mind you will want a battery, Eddi unit etc etc; it's not cheap. Go for the low hanging fruit first - insulation, double glazing, draught exclusion (beware of causing a damp problem), and insulation (again). by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Aug 2022 7:57am)
  • Predicted lifetime saving for ourselves are ~£3k on the proposed 3.5kWh installation costing ~£4.7k. A lot rides on angle, orientation, and lifestyle. We work from home and so will be using solar in preference to grid when it is generating. by twistedLucidity (Thu 11th Aug 2022 8:05am)
  • You may not have been. Reddit is a distributed system, so not all server will agree on the votes for a post at the start and they can bounce around a bit. I've also heard tell of some kind of "fuzzing" system, but I don't know the details of that. You're +6 right now if it's of any consolation. by twistedLucidity (Fri 12th Aug 2022 9:03am)
  • I wonder what the guidance is to instructors in that situation? Would certainly expect them to not inflame the situation, but I'd also expect some quiet support and a suggestion to pull over so they can check the student is OK (and to see if the dashcam got the reg no). by twistedLucidity (Fri 12th Aug 2022 9:02am)
  • The only "black" people who shouldn't be in this country are those with black-hearted souls like that fuck-nozzle. Sorry that this happened to you, and in your home town as well! by twistedLucidity (Fri 12th Aug 2022 9:00am)
  • > He was pissed because his car was black Fundamentally, you're a bit of a cunt. Ainthca, bettyswollikz? by twistedLucidity (Fri 12th Aug 2022 9:06am)
  • It is in Europe though, unlike Israel or Australia. by twistedLucidity (Fri 12th Aug 2022 9:05am)
  • Avoid Scottish Power and you should be OK. Keep in mind that prices are going through the roof. by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th Aug 2022 11:27am)
  • Can't commit tax fraud by credit card payment. by twistedLucidity (Sun 14th Aug 2022 12:07pm)
  • WTF happened in Shawlands last night close to Cafe Strange Brew? Place was nearing with police. by twistedLucidity (Sun 14th Aug 2022 12:06pm)
  • Death to stroads! by twistedLucidity (Sun 14th Aug 2022 2:42pm)
  • Oscar's, Kilmurray's (may have spelled that wrong), G41 (new place, does cocktails). by twistedLucidity (Sun 14th Aug 2022 5:11pm)
  • You mean drinking in the open air like responsible adults? **CAN'T HAVE THAT!** Summon the fun police! by twistedLucidity (Sun 14th Aug 2022 5:09pm)
  • [This post might be of interest](https://redd.it/wp4yj3). by twistedLucidity (Mon 15th Aug 2022 10:17pm)
  • > sticky pads Fuck no, those things are inhumane. A standard trap will break the spine and ensure a near instant death, not a lingering one stuck to a pad. by twistedLucidity (Wed 17th Aug 2022 7:28am)
  • It's more than one mouse, go to Screwfix/Tollstation, buy traps, await rescue. by twistedLucidity (Wed 17th Aug 2022 7:27am)
  • I'm WFH 100%, and have no intention of going back to the office save for the odd meeting. by twistedLucidity (Thu 18th Aug 2022 7:17am)
  • I forget the exact suggested speed right now (18mph?), but once you go over that the advice is to get on the road. And in a city centre 18mph is an aspiration on the road, not a.speed limit! by twistedLucidity (Thu 18th Aug 2022 6:43pm)
  • You have insurance, it should cover Vets Now. I wouldn't call them "useless" at all, far from, but they are **incredibly** busy and this means you can have long waits. by twistedLucidity (Fri 19th Aug 2022 7:56am)
  • I use these on the motorcycle and for gigs: [Howard Leight Max Lite](https://www.earplugged.co.uk/max-lite-earplugs/). Fit matters. You can buy selection packs so you can try out different styles and sizes to find what works for you. [For example](https://www.earplugged.co.uk/howard-leight-sample-ear-plugs-35-pairs/). Was hoping to find more variety than that. by twistedLucidity (Mon 22nd Aug 2022 7:01am)
  • The roads are far from ideal for cyclists (cycle path provision is still poor and their design is often terrible) but the roads are no *that* bad (I uses to commute by bike to work in the before times). Don't ride in the gutter is my top-tip. Don't be an arse and ride beside the white line either, but keep a reasonable distance out from the gutter so cars are not invited to squeeze past. by twistedLucidity (Mon 22nd Aug 2022 7:09am)
  • Assuming cars don't park on the feckin' thing! by twistedLucidity (Mon 22nd Aug 2022 7:13am)
  • Panda House in Strathbungo is OK. by twistedLucidity (Mon 22nd Aug 2022 10:40am)
  • McDaid's Motatunr, Strathbungo. This is a fairly regular question, should be a few results in search. by twistedLucidity (Mon 22nd Aug 2022 8:56pm)
  • Two on the southside I know of with equipment: Queens Park, Queens Park Recreation Ground. Other than that, take your own kit to any park you like. Lots of mobile trainers do just that. by twistedLucidity (Thu 25th Aug 2022 7:08am)
  • Ask the factor why it's not covered. Also, ask the current owner's solicitor to show proof that all other residents have adequate insurance. Be prepared to walk away. by twistedLucidity (Thu 25th Aug 2022 7:12am)
  • Hello, ex-landlord here. What only increase £25? Because that's all I need to increase to cover costs and I am not a massive arsehole. Not all landlords have a property to make bank on rent of house prices increases. I sure as shit wasn't. by twistedLucidity (Sat 27th Aug 2022 10:50pm)
  • DELETED They do it because they know there is zero enforcement. Maybe it's time GCC imported a few ideas from Singapore. by twistedLucidity (Sun 28th Aug 2022 11:07am)
  • The thing with most renewables is that they are inconsistent. So you either need massive over-provision (which costs), storage (which also costs, when it is technologically feasible), and backup generation (nuclear, gas, etc) which...err...costs. It is certainly cheaper for the renewables generators, but we still haven't cracked grid storage at scale. Even then, we'll still be backup. by twistedLucidity (Sun 28th Aug 2022 11:20am)
  • Not only that, if only the public would carry their waste until they can dispose of it properly...rather than drop it at their arse. Or, given the sheer number of single use cups I see, carry a reusable one. by twistedLucidity (Mon 29th Aug 2022 11:28pm)
  • ***WHAT?*** OK. Giffnock Toni's may have turned my eye for a bit, but where will I be without a Sloppy Seppy on tap? by twistedLucidity (Mon 29th Aug 2022 11:26pm)
  • Bute House is owned but the National Trust Scotland is t it? by twistedLucidity (Mon 29th Aug 2022 11:32pm)
  • Dunelm sell curtains that might fit, you will need a strong curtain rail though. Other than that, try Osdin. by twistedLucidity (Wed 31st Aug 2022 12:47pm)
  • Report it to the council. by twistedLucidity (Wed 31st Aug 2022 8:43pm)
  • No, sorry. Someone should set up a website backed by multipoint logistics where a person can order items from a number of different vendors. Maybe they could even segway their infrastructure into providing services to others. I am sure such an enterprise would a great success. by twistedLucidity (Fri 2nd Sep 2022 6:51am)
  • Roundhouse have a good rep. We have our two (one is a GSD cross) registered with Vet4Pets which is in Pets at Home in the retail park. They're been good, but they aren't a hospital so some procedures need referral. by twistedLucidity (Fri 2nd Sep 2022 2:16pm)
  • Osdin, Apollo Blinds, John Lewis. There'll be loads more, just use a web search engine. by twistedLucidity (Fri 2nd Sep 2022 10:51pm)
  • It's Glasgow. Being strewn with litter is its resting state. by twistedLucidity (Sat 3rd Sep 2022 9:48am)
  • In many countries you are responsible for the patch in front of your shop/home. I honestly think it would be a good idea to introduce here. by twistedLucidity (Sun 4th Sep 2022 8:47am)
  • > Your work will have someone for training and you shouldn’t be afraid to ask. LOL! Good one! by twistedLucidity (Thu 8th Sep 2022 9:03pm)
  • If you are trying to solve a complex problem in Excel, stop and think. Would this be better done in a database? Probably. A stream application? Probably. A data lake fed into an AI? Probably. Basically, if you are using Excel you are making everything worse for yourself and everyone else. If you insist on continuing, then it is more important to learn how to analyse & breakdown the problem. Once you understand the steps and functions needs, you can then build up whatever Excel abomination that will now pollute the world. As you learn to apply the functions etc, they will carry more meaning and be more memorable. Disclaimer: I still look everything up (or reverse engineer from shitty macros) because no one could pay me enough to sacrifice neurons to that abhorrence of code. by twistedLucidity (Thu 8th Sep 2022 9:02pm)
  • Got one from Vets 4 Pets at the Forge. by twistedLucidity (Fri 9th Sep 2022 3:57pm)
  • No, officer, I do not. by twistedLucidity (Fri 9th Sep 2022 6:56pm)
  • > Me and my gf Ahem. "My gf *and I*". You can't start a rant about standards, yet fail to uphold them yourself. > First of all, I have never seen so much trash in my life. Many will claim it was because of the strike. Whilst that didn't help, it's not the cause. The cause is simple, Glaswegians. They have no respect for their city and expect someone on minimum wage to lick the street clean after them. Using bins are taking your rubbish home seems to be an alien concept to most Glaswegians, and I have never understood why. I can only assume their parents were clatty bassas as well. > there were some junkies yelling and threating somebody in the middle of the street and there wasn't a single police officer there to stop them. Dealing with mental health/addiction issues isn't the job of the police, it's a job for social services and the NHS; but these services are grossly underfunded across the whole UK, the problem is not unique to Scotland or even Glasgow. The good news is that there are still good places and people in Glasgow. My advice would be to avoid the city centre. With WFH the life and the people are now in the suburbs. by twistedLucidity (Fri 9th Sep 2022 8:18pm)
  • Also, with the land being parcelled off to private entities and GCC being institutionally inept, there is not coherent plan for the Clyde. Thus what should be a a major feature of the city just rots. A bit like Egyptian Halls and many other places in Glasgow. by twistedLucidity (Sun 11th Sep 2022 3:20am)
  • Maybe the farmer's market as well? There's jewelry being sold there. by twistedLucidity (Sun 11th Sep 2022 9:22pm)
  • What's the story here? Did you crash and don't want to accept responsibility or something? Why would the police be biased about a car crash? Was the other party fuzz? Seems an odd post. by twistedLucidity (Thu 15th Sep 2022 8:58am)
  • Ding! Ding! Ding! "Eternal September" is now reality. Someone asking about X vs Y is obviously legit, as is someone seeking a bit of clarity, or trying to remember a thing. But when people who think "I'll put in zero effort myself and get the cyber-serfs to do it" are just so bloody obvious. by twistedLucidity (Thu 15th Sep 2022 6:04pm)
  • It's pretty good, and one of the few places to get decent cask ale in the Southside. One thing is miss after moving back to Glasgow is a choice of decent pubs. by twistedLucidity (Fri 16th Sep 2022 12:35pm)
  • Beeston, Nottinghamshire. Nottingham itself also had many great pubs. Plenty of brewery taps around too. by twistedLucidity (Fri 16th Sep 2022 3:35pm)
  • I have never been to the place, but turning it into more cookies cutter, corporate drek is depressing. The same shit wherever you go is simply dull. by twistedLucidity (Sat 17th Sep 2022 1:42pm)
  • This. Movements of anything important from Faslane are much more "interesting" and distinctive. by twistedLucidity (Sun 18th Sep 2022 9:49am)
  • Check what you can install. Some places have conservation orders and you may need to replace with wood (still double glazed) or wood-looking (composite). There may be restrictions on design and colour. Yes, lots of people ignore this but *it can* bite you in the ass; do check deeds, council etc. When we had work done on a listed building (modern wood frames with double glazing) we use Creative Glazing who were great. by twistedLucidity (Sun 18th Sep 2022 9:52am)
  • That's my point. What they have and what they are allowed are not always the same thing. It's simple enough to check. And yes, enforcement is rare out with listed buildings, but it does happen. by twistedLucidity (Sun 18th Sep 2022 7:19pm)
  • McDaid's Motatune in Strathbungo is great. Where I've been taking my cars. by twistedLucidity (Tue 20th Sep 2022 4:15pm)
  • This lot seem to have loads of pics of sturdy doors in their window: http://gwjoiners.com/ by twistedLucidity (Tue 20th Sep 2022 7:17pm)
  • Yes, home owners as well. Just like in many places across. Shop owners should also be barred from leaving their bagged-up shit on the pavement for days just so's the foxes and seagull can rip it apart. by twistedLucidity (Wed 21st Sep 2022 10:58am)
  • > There’s an argument the kids should know better They don't because no one teaches them. IIRC in Canada kids are made to do litters picks at school - sounds like a good idea to me. The areas are schools tend to look like mismanaged landfills. by twistedLucidity (Wed 21st Sep 2022 11:03am)
  • The place needs redeveloped, it's a decaying eyesore. I am opposed to the current proposed design as whilst it is better, it's also an eyesore IMHO. There is the chance to build something great and they've gone with _that_ generic pish. Not to mention the height. 25% social housing sounds OK to me, not opposed to that at all. > Not entirely sure what I'm suggesting here Now I begin to understand what happened at the meeting. by twistedLucidity (Wed 21st Sep 2022 11:10am)
  • You've this posted to Reddit, so those hard-hitting journos at GlasgowLive will be *right on this*. As soon as you have done all the work. And written another post they can copypasta. Finally; good luck and name & shame. by twistedLucidity (Fri 23rd Sep 2022 11:44am)
  • Write to your councillors and get them on the case. by twistedLucidity (Sat 24th Sep 2022 7:18am)
  • Eala Bhan at the far end of Pollokshaws Road near Pollok Park will probably have it on. by twistedLucidity (Sat 24th Sep 2022 4:17pm)
  • They always seem.to have footie on. Beer is uninspiring though being Heineken. by twistedLucidity (Sat 24th Sep 2022 9:27pm)
  • No, but anything East of Vicky Road needs to be chosen carefully. by twistedLucidity (Sun 25th Sep 2022 12:22pm)
  • South of Calder Street and North of Dixon Avenue. by twistedLucidity (Sun 25th Sep 2022 1:00pm)
  • Griphouse. The do (or at least, did) women-only classes. by twistedLucidity (Tue 27th Sep 2022 3:08pm)
  • Tentative good news, but there have been false dawn's before. I'll believe it when the work starts. by twistedLucidity (Tue 27th Sep 2022 7:52pm)
  • This is the way. by twistedLucidity (Wed 28th Sep 2022 11:46am)
  • 12lbs ≈ 5.5kg Questions like this get asked **a lot** use the search facility for more info. You can try places like https://s1homes.com, https://rightmove.co.uk and https://zoopla.co.uk but I am not going to lie, finding a place that allows pets will be **very** difficult in the city. Most major letting agents will flat out refuse any pets, so you best bet is smaller agent (e.g. Western Lettings) and contacting landlords direct. The rental market is \*insane\* at the moment and most places will go literally they day they are posted. Tell your parents to read-up on tenancy laws, deposit scheme, landlord registration etc etc. by twistedLucidity (Fri 30th Sep 2022 10:41am)
  • We have Avoca coming to do our floors in November. This will involve ripping the boards out of a room to make good the hall and then other rooms (plus sanding and blah-de-blah). I'll then re-board the donor room. I can try to remember to let you know how it goes. Of all the people we had in, they seemed to be the best and most professional, also the most expensive. ☹️ by twistedLucidity (Fri 30th Sep 2022 9:32pm)
  • I just got this text: > GOV.UK: You are eligible for a discounted energy bill under the Energy Bills Support Scheme. You can apply here: https://<redacted>.com It's a scam. Your energy supplier will do it automatically and there is not need for you to do anything. If you are struggling to pay, speak with your supplier. Please make sure that vulnerable people in your life to not fall for this scam. by twistedLucidity (Sat 1st Oct 2022 7:58am)
  • I hope you are planning on staying there for a while because, unless something changes, prices are predicted to come down by up to 20%. And 20% over the asking price is probably the *minimum* for the West End. Bidding costs you nothing. Also check your mortgage provider hasn't shat the bed. by twistedLucidity (Sat 1st Oct 2022 8:01am)
  • Search. Try using it. Eglinton Toll/Govanhill/Crosshill/Strathbungo/Battlefield/Shawlands. Note on Govanhill: it has good bits and bad bits, do your research. Y'know, that search feature I mentioned. by twistedLucidity (Sat 1st Oct 2022 8:10am)
  • Yeah, we're having ours sanded but I think they have totally underestimated the amount of repair work required. 😕 by twistedLucidity (Sun 2nd Oct 2022 8:49am)
  • Yes, they will try again. You need to change your security. A PIR light is a good shout (not that they will care). Ground anchor (if you are allowed to fit one). Chain. Disc lock. Alphadot or similar. And (most importantly) a cover. Check the locks and ground anchor are at least Thatcham approved and try to find out if any testing has been done. RiDE magazine used to do tests. Ideally lock the bike up out of sight in a garage or something. Failing that. Somewhere obvious like under a street light. Sorry it happened to you. by twistedLucidity (Sun 2nd Oct 2022 9:42am)
  • They only did a half job. Lazy bastards. by twistedLucidity (Mon 3rd Oct 2022 1:58pm)
  • Good. If they can't afford to clean the streets, then they can't afford to blow shit up. by twistedLucidity (Mon 3rd Oct 2022 1:55pm)
  • You will have received £66 (maybe more in some cases) as part of the government's plan to push ever increasing debt into the future. You should have had an email/text from your supplier. by twistedLucidity (Tue 4th Oct 2022 6:49am)
  • * Bot posts question * Other bot account post answer to site that is to be promoted * Profit? * _Maybe_ * Report as spam and move on by twistedLucidity (Tue 4th Oct 2022 4:24pm)
  • How long ago you talking? I don't recall ever seeing one. There has been a lot of work done recently to improve the Burrel and the park in general. by twistedLucidity (Wed 5th Oct 2022 7:04am)
  • It may well have just aged out, although I wouldn't find vandalism surprising. by twistedLucidity (Wed 5th Oct 2022 8:09am)
  • Dunelm, John Lewis, or Osdin by twistedLucidity (Wed 5th Oct 2022 4:33pm)
  • Use a laundry rack, a section of cardboard, or something similar. It's what we do. Also try freecycle. by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th Oct 2022 4:33pm)
  • Buy it at your destination. If there are any issues, you can then claim on the warranty. by twistedLucidity (Fri 7th Oct 2022 5:10pm)
  • I can smell shite. by twistedLucidity (Sun 9th Oct 2022 8:01pm)
  • Most places will do gluten-free options (can't guarantee g-f fired chicken though). That said, if this is because of celiac disease, then I am not aware of any establishment that is 100% gluten-free. by twistedLucidity (Mon 10th Oct 2022 9:34am)
  • Given that that cake almost certainly contains raisins, sultanas, and currants;, take the dug to a vets. Grapes can be extremely dangerous to dugs. Assuming it was the dug... Would shop bought do? Buy a higher end one from M&S, Waitrose or somewhere. Quite commons to age a fruit cake and it reads like time is the one thing you don't have - so ready-made might be your only hope. by twistedLucidity (Mon 10th Oct 2022 9:30am)
  • It ate the fireworks as well? Whelp, the next dog egg is going to be an *actual* landmine in that case. by twistedLucidity (Mon 10th Oct 2022 9:41am)
  • A few hundred, no. A few thousand, yes (they may not have the cash in branch). Call ahead and check as for a significant some, there will probably be anti-laundering checks. by twistedLucidity (Tue 11th Oct 2022 9:45am)
  • Your friend and half the Northern hemisphere it seems like. Contact the uni accomodation service and see what they have or landlords they can recommend. The Glasgow property market is *insane* at the moment (more so than usual) and properties can go on the day they are posted. Consider looking further afield in places that have good commuting links into Glasgow e.g. Paisley. Use the search facility here and on r/Scotland as this question gets asked **a lot**. by twistedLucidity (Wed 12th Oct 2022 8:21am)
  • We have some. They're a bit old and not sure how viable they are any more. Kinda got out of the habit of making kombucha, but want to start again. Other than that, ordering from the usual places works fine. DM me if you want to run the risk. by twistedLucidity (Wed 12th Oct 2022 11:00am)
  • Possibly, I didn't need to ask them. by twistedLucidity (Thu 13th Oct 2022 7:09am)
  • We give ourselves liver cirrhosis, they give themselves diabetes. It's the circle.of life. by twistedLucidity (Sat 15th Oct 2022 7:28am)
  • I feel 10kg heavier because I *am* 10kg heavier. That is not good, not good at all. by twistedLucidity (Sat 15th Oct 2022 8:32pm)
  • Contact your GP practice and see where they can refer you to? by twistedLucidity (Sun 16th Oct 2022 7:54am)
  • Take a good look at the window frames. If they are in any way modern, there will some catch/lever that almost certainly allows them to pivot/spin for cleaning. It might on the inside of the frame, or under the window itself. If there is nothing, then you are pretty much boned and will either need to DIY it or hire someone. Might work out cheaper if you and your neighbours all get them done, or you go with someone a neighbour is already using. by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th Oct 2022 11:46am)
  • Yikes! Hiring someone is maybe your best bet then. by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th Oct 2022 12:22pm)
  • Must be nice to be rich. Can afford education and support for their brat overseas, *and* buy a **very** nice flat without a mortgage. This is just base influencer shite and preening about how much better they are than anyone else. Maybe it's time we place limits of foreign people/companies owning property? by twistedLucidity (Tue 18th Oct 2022 8:10am)
  • 1. Fit a muzzle _or_ use a "Halti"/head collar 1. Use a control harness **and** learn how to use it (you don't let the dog pull you forwards) 1. Always walk the dog holding the lead(s) "cross-body" for increased control. 1. Have the dog wear a warning tabard/jacket 1. Have treats to hand for distraction 1. Advocate for you dog - tell other dog owners in no uncertain (but polite) terms to keep their dog away 1. Obedience training (loads of classes around), you need this more than the dog (that's not a slight, it's reality) Other than the final point, any large(ish) pet store will have what you need. There's good ones on Victoria, Pollokshaws, and Kilmarnock Roads; as well as a large PetsAsHome in Auldhouse Retail Park. Chokes are cruel - don't use them. The pain will end up making the dog worse and even more reactive. Positive reinforcement is the way to go. by twistedLucidity (Wed 19th Oct 2022 3:55pm)
  • Would love to, used to run 10km 3-4 days a week pre-pandemic (5k time would have been ~23mins back then). These days I am a fat bastard who would probably struggle to run 1km in 30mins! Couldn't do every day (not fit enough, not enough time, older now, lungs are shot too), but if you give me some details on where and when I'll see if I can make it. I have zero issues dropping out part way through if I am gubbed (TBH, I should probably start with Couch to 5k). The paths through Pollok Park are good. by twistedLucidity (Thu 20th Oct 2022 2:26pm)
  • Your contract is with the seller, not Evri. The seller has five choices: 1. Chase Evri as *they* have the contract (and thus contacts) with Evri; 1. Send another item; 1. Refund you; 1. Suffer the reputational knock when you reclaim on your credit card; or 1. Represent themselves in small claims Tell the seller to get it sorted. by twistedLucidity (Fri 21st Oct 2022 7:02am)
  • No, they are not taking oil. Check the other Glasgow recycling sites. If that's no help, contact your councillors and have a go at them about it. I have about plasterboard. I know why they don't want it in landfill, but where can I (as a private person, not a company) take it? Nowhere! by twistedLucidity (Fri 21st Oct 2022 7:21am)
  • > they take quite literally everything. Err...no they don't. No engine oil, no cooking oil, and no plasterboard are three that come to mind. Which is a complete shit as I have been left with plasterboard I can't get rid off. by twistedLucidity (Fri 21st Oct 2022 7:20am)
  • Yes, this works but you are right; it's far from ideal due to what it releases. I get them not wanting it in landfill, but why not have a skip to collect it all? Or if anyone knows of a gypsum recycler who is open to the public, let me know! by twistedLucidity (Fri 21st Oct 2022 9:51am)
  • New 24 hour gym opening up in Auldhouse Retail park. There's a couple of other gyms there beside Wizard of Paws as well. Then Club 300 beside the park, PureGym, probably more. You have loads to choose from. by twistedLucidity (Fri 21st Oct 2022 12:38pm)
  • https://www.scottishgas.co.uk/ BG and SG are the same. Do you maybe mean SGN? https://www.sgn.co.uk/ by twistedLucidity (Fri 21st Oct 2022 2:31pm)
  • They're a smaller firm, but I had no complaints: * http://www.conroymcinnes.co.uk/index.html by twistedLucidity (Fri 21st Oct 2022 2:36pm)
  • https://redd.it/ya3716 by twistedLucidity (Sat 22nd Oct 2022 12:51pm)
  • Nope. Why would I? by twistedLucidity (Sun 23rd Oct 2022 8:25pm)
  • The search function exists, please use it. This is a regular question. by twistedLucidity (Mon 24th Oct 2022 7:23am)
  • Umm....no. absolutely not. But what's a plotline from "Shallow Grave" got to do with anything? by twistedLucidity (Mon 24th Oct 2022 7:22am)
  • iRepair? They have a few shops around. by twistedLucidity (Mon 24th Oct 2022 7:27am)
  • They're finally laying fibre on our street. No more will the only choices be VM of ~12Mbps with anyone else! Woo-hoo! by twistedLucidity (Mon 24th Oct 2022 7:36am)
  • We have these things called "shops". They're a new innovation, so maybe you're not used to them. You go in, find something you like, that suits your needs, and fits. You take your item, or items, to the till and they will accept "money" in exchange for the item(s). You are now free to leave. It is very important to do the money exchange*before* leaving the shop. They'll get dreadfully upset otherwise. by twistedLucidity (Tue 25th Oct 2022 7:51am)
  • Mr Central Heating, Hillington. https://www.mrcentralheating.co.uk/ We replaced all ours with bare metal ones and the heat they kick out is *immense*. Don't forget to buy matching TRVs (and to check BTUs etc). by twistedLucidity (Tue 25th Oct 2022 10:12pm)
  • https://redd.it/ye01qc by twistedLucidity (Wed 26th Oct 2022 9:07pm)
  • What? Glasgow has some of the best public transport of any major Western city! Who doesn't love the frisson of excitement when getting the bus first thing in the morning? Will it be full? Will it be filthy? Will it turn up at all? Once one has walked to the train station, the emotional rollercoaster continues. Has the train left early? Did a leave on another line cause all services to be cancelled across Scotland? And finally one can have a therapeutic conversation with the taxi driver as one arrives at work 30 minutes late. Again. Truly, no other public transport can be this thrilling. by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th Oct 2022 7:02am)
  • Uh, no. Now would be the best time. Your pounds you have bought more dollars, now your dollars will buy more pounds. by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th Oct 2022 8:18pm)
  • Any Bureau de Change? Find them in most post offices, major supermarkets, many banks, ob high streets etc. Use a web search to find a specific location. by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th Oct 2022 8:17pm)
  • There will be no one trick or treating, this isn't Yankistan. by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th Oct 2022 8:16pm)
  • You'd lose even more if the pound was strong. This is the curse of retail rates and fees. by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th Oct 2022 8:29pm)
  • If the pound was stronger, it would take more dollars to buy one pound. The pounds used to be almost 2 dollars. You exchange £100 at that rate and get $200 (this is assuming no fees etc). Truss makes a comeback, the pound crashes, now it is only worth one dollar. You convert your $200 back, now you have £200. The reason you have an apparent loss is the difference in the retail buy/sell rates and fees. by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th Oct 2022 9:18pm)
  • Glasgow Kitchen and Bathroom Company out in Hillington. They've just done ours, great job , and good after care. Costs? £5k to £sky-is-the-limit. For example, mirrored cabinet can be £100 or £1k all depending on what you spec. Rinse and repeat with everything else. by twistedLucidity (Sat 29th Oct 2022 10:37am)
  • Dare2Be from Go Outdoors, circa £50. Trespass is another budget brand and they have their own stores. Decathlon should be OK. Regatta, or Karrimor too. by twistedLucidity (Sat 29th Oct 2022 10:41am)
  • +1 for Catherine's. by twistedLucidity (Sat 29th Oct 2022 10:40am)
  • So long as the door frames weren't touched they should go straight back on. Although hanging doors by yourself can be a shit. Any joiner or handyman will be able to do it. Your problem is that it's a small job and no one bar a handyman will be interested. Start there. Maybe ask neighbours? by twistedLucidity (Sun 30th Oct 2022 8:55pm)
  • G W Joiners, Shawlands do a full service. [Hamilton's of Norwich](https://www.doorsandfloors.co.uk/) are decent suppliers but you will still need to find a joiner. Be warned, supplies are fucked. Took us six months to get our doors. by twistedLucidity (Sun 30th Oct 2022 10:27pm)
  • Avoid using Just Eat, Über, or Deliveroo. Stick to places that do their own delivery (i.e. where you can order direct). If you must use one of the delivery apps, verify the place you are ordering from is realms d not a "dark kitchen". Or, get into batch cooking and save an absolute bundle! by twistedLucidity (Mon 31st Oct 2022 7:33am)
  • As we are renovating, we had no decorationns or anything up and so most people skipped us despite the porch light being on. Street was kinda busy though. by twistedLucidity (Wed 2nd Nov 2022 7:18am)
  • Didn't that marching band playing the Ghostbusters themes go through Battlefield? by twistedLucidity (Wed 2nd Nov 2022 7:20am)
  • https://twitter.com/PlanetBGlasgow/status/1587199637970194436 by twistedLucidity (Wed 2nd Nov 2022 12:29pm)
  • This is why one should report *every* pothole to the council. It's dead easy with "Fix My Street" as there's less worry over what area you are in, although not all councils pay attention to it. Once reported, the council be on the hook for any repairs. Obviously, keep your eyes peeled for shite roads when driving! by twistedLucidity (Wed 2nd Nov 2022 12:57pm)
  • Needs to have been reported more than (IIRC) 24 hours *before* you hit it. by twistedLucidity (Wed 2nd Nov 2022 2:03pm)
  • * Tiler - [Apex Ceramics](https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100057375942558&_rdr) (FB link) * Plumber - All our recent work was done as part of larger projects, can't help here. Sorry. Any decent trade will be booked out for months in advance. Just the way it is at the moment. You might be able to get away with a handyman, or even DIY if you are competent. by twistedLucidity (Thu 3rd Nov 2022 11:30am)
  • The bomber, various police, and Keanu just standing at the stop and bitching about the service. The bomber comes to realise that all people suffer his frustrations and repents for their intended actions, then they all wander off to have a pint (but not at a 'spoons because fuck Tim Martin). Maybe it would get GCC to pull their finger out and demand/create the service the city sorely needs. by twistedLucidity (Fri 4th Nov 2022 7:14am)
  • Don't forget the build across the M8 near Charing Cross was built on top of a bridge to/from nothing. by twistedLucidity (Fri 4th Nov 2022 7:16am)
  • Probably because it was considered slums and the rich love to shit on the poor. by twistedLucidity (Fri 4th Nov 2022 7:15am)
  • Report it to the council. by twistedLucidity (Mon 7th Nov 2022 8:03am)
  • > My family is of Scottish ancestry on both sides. No one cares. Also, if you go back far enough you will discover your heritage is African. > family still goes to formal occasions in clan tartan kilts etc. Note wrong with a bit of cosplay, so long as it is respectful. You do realise clans are not really a thing any more, yes? > I feel the mother land calling me. [Essential viewing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY). > I'm looking for suggestions for places to go Can't beat Cumbernauld. Although the train service to the Rift Valley absolutely sucks. by twistedLucidity (Mon 7th Nov 2022 8:00am)
  • Dare2B are pretty good for city stuff too. NF, Berghaus etc do have lower end items, so I wouldn't dismiss them out of hand as fit does matter. by twistedLucidity (Wed 9th Nov 2022 5:31pm)
  • Unless you are willing to take the rodent a distance away from your home (and away from others' homes!) then it will simply return. ScrewFix (one in in Auldhouse) sell kill traps, but not capture & release. Homebase (Aulhouse Retail Park) _might_ sell you Rentokill catch & release traps (they have them on their website). Best bet might be to order some for collection or delivery. For the love of god don't use a glue trap, those are utterly inhumane! by twistedLucidity (Fri 11th Nov 2022 8:52am)
  • I *think* there is a pedestrian gate to the right of the main vehicle entrance. But I can't recall with certainty, sorry. Write to your councillors (**all** of them) about the state of the bins. GCC likes to forget about the Govanhill hinterlands every chance it gets. by twistedLucidity (Fri 11th Nov 2022 8:54pm)
  • They go hand in hand. * Sprawling estate (which will have no public transport) mean you need a car. * Retail park which people love because they can drive their car there! WTF GCC thinks is is playing at with this shit is beyond me. The clearly don't give a single fuck about climate change. by twistedLucidity (Tue 15th Nov 2022 7:14pm)
  • Define "smart". You could go the sceptics, tech meetups, pub PhD (or whatever it is called), Sunday assembly, and so on. But you need to define "smart". by twistedLucidity (Tue 15th Nov 2022 7:10pm)
  • [Yes](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-63648794). by twistedLucidity (Wed 16th Nov 2022 1:32pm)
  • Hell Yeah, and Betty Beans (both in Shawlands). by twistedLucidity (Wed 16th Nov 2022 3:41pm)
  • Buy sheets of cardboard and make your own? Where can you buy sheets or cardboard? Loads of places online, https://www.wmwatson.co.uk/ seem local. by twistedLucidity (Thu 17th Nov 2022 8:56am)
  • And make sure they know this happened in Scotland. by twistedLucidity (Thu 17th Nov 2022 1:14pm)
  • Submit a claim to the council. Everyone else: Try to report every pothole you see. The "Fix My Street" app covers many council areas, and I think GCC has their own too. by twistedLucidity (Thu 17th Nov 2022 1:18pm)
  • That's [a myth](https://www.thompsons-scotland.co.uk/blog/main/are-there-really-no-trespassing-laws-in-scotland) but even if it weren't, laws on criminal damage could still apply as OP's door was damaged when the police may have had no right of entry. by twistedLucidity (Thu 17th Nov 2022 7:04pm)
  • I am aware, they are discussed in this very thread, but they may not have applied in this case. by twistedLucidity (Thu 17th Nov 2022 7:29pm)
  • And we're done here. by twistedLucidity (Thu 17th Nov 2022 7:34pm)
  • Chill out, bud. by twistedLucidity (Thu 17th Nov 2022 7:32pm)
  • Just because the police did it doesn't mean they had the legal right to do so. Also, all I did was refute your claim which is all part of debate (I even cited a source). Iade.no disparaging marks against you. by twistedLucidity (Thu 17th Nov 2022 7:32pm)
  • Best bet might be Philies as they often have a DJ on. Open mics tomorrow in Corona and Linen. Sweeney's often have bands on, but you'd need to check their line up. James Tassie will be playing dem bangin' beats like they're in Magaluf or somewhere. by twistedLucidity (Sat 19th Nov 2022 8:43pm)
  • Join a club/group for something you are interested in; be that sports, culture, environmentalism, art, scepticism, computing, history, whatever. Loads on in the city, pretty sure you'll find something if you look. by twistedLucidity (Mon 21st Nov 2022 8:27am)
  • Going to depend on **exactly** where in Govanhill TBH as there are rough bits and good bits. The area is in a bit of Bohemian/Gentrification/Rejuvenation upswing. But it's been there before and floundered. by twistedLucidity (Mon 21st Nov 2022 8:08pm)
  • Given the cost of leccy, I doubt you'll see much this year. Although Strathbungo might be doing their window display thing again. by twistedLucidity (Tue 22nd Nov 2022 7:30am)
  • Ah yes, it probably was "Winter Wanderland" I was thinking of. by twistedLucidity (Tue 22nd Nov 2022 9:06am)
  • Is the donation anonymous? If so, and you don't like the big boss, don't pay. If you do like them, pay in whatever you feel like. If it's not anonymous, decide if you like the job more than you hate the big boss. If you do, pony up the money. If not, don't pay and start keeping a record of everything that happens so you can get them for constructive dismissal. Also, discuss the matter with your union. If you are not in a union, time to join. I certainly wouldn't be paying in unless there was some reciprocation or other reason. Not that any of my bosses would ask me to. by twistedLucidity (Tue 22nd Nov 2022 8:11pm)
  • 1. Sometimes, when I want to be. 1. Content, sometimes I just want to be left alone to read or whatever. 1. It doesn't. If I want a conversation, I am perfectly capable of opening my yap and having one. If you are struggling to meet people, join a club/group for something you are interested in; there's freakin' loads going on in the city (and surroundings) all the time. by twistedLucidity (Wed 23rd Nov 2022 9:14am)
  • Shut it, short arse. 😋 193cm/6'4" posse here; where the _hell_ do you buy clothes? by twistedLucidity (Wed 23rd Nov 2022 9:16am)
  • DELETED Did you fit the flooring? Did you fit adequate unfloor sound dampening? Because if you did and then cheaped out, that's the only way you'd be at fault here. Try to talk to them about it (I know you tried already). Perhaps they work shifts or something? The other option is to mask the noise. Try speed metal at full volume, then pop a note through the door to ask if it's an improvement. 😋 Unfortunately building standards in the UK are rather poor, even in new builds, and so noise does travel (heat also escapes). by twistedLucidity (Wed 23rd Nov 2022 7:48pm)
  • There's nothing in their post about renting. If they are, then the landlord almost certainly cheaper out on sound deadening. by twistedLucidity (Thu 24th Nov 2022 6:53am)
  • DELETED Rich kids act like twats, this is not news. If the driving is dangerous, report it. by twistedLucidity (Thu 24th Nov 2022 7:41am)
  • This is, unfortunately, rather true. And they get away with being twats as there is zero enforcement. I can't recall the last time I saw a parking warden or traffic officer. by twistedLucidity (Thu 24th Nov 2022 7:46am)
  • DELETED Use the search facility and find out. by twistedLucidity (Thu 24th Nov 2022 8:13pm)
  • Waterproof shoes (Merrell and Salomon are great; Karrimor do some but they don't last), waterproof trousers (my zip off Berghaus have been solid), waterproof jacket (Dare2B is OK, OEX too), some gloves (Sealskinz). Now the raid doesn't matter. As I have to walk the dogs, I can't avoid the rain. by twistedLucidity (Sat 26th Nov 2022 8:34am)
  • Report it to the police and council. I have reported dangerous dogs to the council before and they do act. by twistedLucidity (Sat 26th Nov 2022 1:43pm)
  • Don't threaten, **do** call the police. by twistedLucidity (Sat 26th Nov 2022 1:49pm)
  • My last factors were Southside HA (SFARS - Southside Factoring and Related Services). Cost was about £75pcm in 2018 for a listed building conversion. No complaints at all. They kept up on maintenance and were relatively quick to make any repairs etc. The building being listed meant there were some quirks/problems that could not be easily addressed (e.g. common satellite dish, digital TV aerial), but that wasn't the HA's fault. by twistedLucidity (Sun 27th Nov 2022 9:25am)
  • Complain to the centre, then your MSP and MP. Try to find a journalist who reports on such stories and contact them. Are there any support groups or charities who could maybe help? You will face an uphill struggle I am afraid. by twistedLucidity (Tue 29th Nov 2022 6:58am)
  • Be a real shame if someone tipped off local press. by twistedLucidity (Mon 5th Dec 2022 8:31am)
  • > service issues across the transport system *at the moment*. At the moment? Public transport in Glasgow has been **fucked** for ages. by twistedLucidity (Mon 5th Dec 2022 8:34am)
  • Giving us a viable alternative would be the beginning to rectify that issue. If my partner and I take the bus to/from the city centre, it's near as damn it £10. Can drive in an park for a few hours for *way* less. PT in Glasgow is a complete and utter joke. GCC needs to up their game and learn from place like Nottingham which has *excellent* PT. by twistedLucidity (Mon 5th Dec 2022 10:41am)
  • Was there not something dodgy about their rising from the ashes Luchador? [Yes there was](https://www.reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/v93zct/comment/ibufsyt/). by twistedLucidity (Mon 5th Dec 2022 10:35pm)
  • Get "Yak Trax" or similar. They are rubber pull on that give you grip. YTs are quite pricey, but well made, knock-offs are pretty cheap though. Hiking boots or approach shoes can also do quite well. by twistedLucidity (Tue 6th Dec 2022 7:36am)
  • Yeah, just get the right size. by twistedLucidity (Tue 6th Dec 2022 9:05am)
  • Freecycle by twistedLucidity (Sun 11th Dec 2022 9:26am)
  • Be thankful that you even have a salt bin! by twistedLucidity (Sun 11th Dec 2022 1:37pm)
  • Here, you dropped this: *Whoosh!* by twistedLucidity (Sun 11th Dec 2022 1:36pm)
  • # WHAT DID THEY SAY? by twistedLucidity (Mon 12th Dec 2022 1:13pm)
  • Almost certainly condensation as that area will be cold. You could consider using a dehumidifier (not cheap to buy or run), opening your window "trickle vents", or (and you won't like this) opening all the windows for a few minutes to vent the moist air. Cooking, drying laundry, showering (esp. if no vent), and even just _breathing_ will all make the air moist. You could buy a humidity sensor but with the only two real options being driven rain or moisture condensing on a cold area, you may as well just consider it condensation an act accordingly. TBH a 1910 tenement usually has enough leaks that it isn't much of a problem! As for a model - we've always used EcoAir one and have no complaints. by twistedLucidity (Mon 12th Dec 2022 5:26pm)
  • Get your factor on the blower. This is why you (or you landlord) pay them. by twistedLucidity (Tue 13th Dec 2022 7:27pm)
  • 1. Locate your stop cock and turn the water off 1. Check your home insurance, do you have cover for this kind of emergency? * Yes - Use it. They may also cover you having to be out of the house for a few days. * No - Hang up and then swear. A lot. Now look-up *any* emergency plumber, and as your water is now off you can wait a few hours. * Prep a kidney to handover to cover the bill 1. Mop up the water as best you can 1. Take pictures of damage and call insurance company to file a claim. They may want a few quotes, any joiner should be able to rectify - just be sure everything is dry before the close it up. by twistedLucidity (Tue 13th Dec 2022 8:41pm)
  • Report it to the police. This was an attempt at pickpocketing. by twistedLucidity (Wed 14th Dec 2022 7:08am)
  • Liverpool maybe? They've pretty left from what I recall. by twistedLucidity (Wed 14th Dec 2022 9:05pm)
  • The flu *and* COVID, or maybe it's all COVID? Lots of our neighbours are down with it. The flu this year was predicted to be brutal, deffo a year to go out an get the jag (although one should really get it every year). by twistedLucidity (Wed 21st Dec 2022 7:35am)
  • Bakeries all over the place (and I don't mean supermarkets or Greggs, I mean *actual* bakeries). Do a quick web search. Deanston, Honey Trap, and Big Bear are the first three that come to mind. Starter Culture also sells bread. by twistedLucidity (Wed 21st Dec 2022 7:44am)
  • Don't shop, adopt. Having said they, most rescues are incredibly fussy and would rather keep a dog than let it live in a home that isn't 100% perfect. So do your research on the breeder, make sure they are not a puppy farmer (meet them at their home, see the mother, check all the paperwork, check if they will accept the pup back etc). Puppies are *a lot* of work. You will be getting up through the night to help them pee. They will need obedience training and stimulation, not just a walk, but also sleep. This is one advantage of adoption as the dogs tend to be a bit older. But you can be inheriting problems. Again, obedience etc etc. (Both of ours are adopted.) Sorry, can't advise on day care etc as being telecommuters we are almost always at home. by twistedLucidity (Wed 21st Dec 2022 8:44pm)
  • Scottish Power being a shower of officious bastards? Colour me not shocked in the slightest. by twistedLucidity (Wed 21st Dec 2022 8:49pm)
  • Contact your credit card company and start are chargeback. That'll get their attention. by twistedLucidity (Fri 23rd Dec 2022 1:54pm)
  • Have a cool Yule, everyone. by twistedLucidity (Sun 25th Dec 2022 8:50am)
  • Went down with a lurgy yesterday. Coughing, mild fever, continual thirst. Going to do an LFT in a bit. What a way to spend holidays, eh? Was meant to be working on the house. ☹️ by twistedLucidity (Mon 26th Dec 2022 7:54am)
  • Fucking 'flu. That's a shit Christmas present! by twistedLucidity (Tue 27th Dec 2022 11:01am)
  • Odd website: http://authenticsantiques.co.uk/ by twistedLucidity (Wed 28th Dec 2022 11:09am)
  • There's "The Study" on Kilmarnock Road in Shawlands, Southside. But you'll pay a pretty penny. Can find things that look the same online (Etsy etc) but can never be sure of quality with them. There is an antique book shop on Skirving Street, Shawlands and they may have some stuff (pretty sure I've seen a few posters and the like). by twistedLucidity (Wed 28th Dec 2022 11:14am)
  • Doesn't look like it. https://shop.nls.uk/ by twistedLucidity (Wed 28th Dec 2022 11:11am)
  • 1. Bins emptied when they should be and not having to send a complaint to the council every other week because they are too inept to follow the schedule *they set* 1. Owners of restaurants who leave their commercial waste on the pavement for days to be dealt with. It's one more reason Glasgow is a litter strewn mess 1. More traffic wardens to deal with all the assholes parking in bus stops, junctions, cycle lanes, ICE-ing charge points, etc. Some streets are a right pain to navigate due to these selfish pricks 1. Integrated transport (bus, train, subway). One ticket/card, multiple trips, any distance, max charge...oh...£5. It works well in other areas (e.g. Nottingham), so why not Glasgow? 1. Longer term: junctions to be raised to the level of pavement to make it easier for pedestrians to cross, also forcing drivers to slow down and letting them do so by twistedLucidity (Thu 29th Dec 2022 12:27pm)
  • It's not something the council can do itself but rather then fines for minor crimes, forced litter picking. Fines in the UK don't work on those with money as they are not based on income. So take something that everyone values, their time. Functional deterrent and a cleaner city; win, win. by twistedLucidity (Thu 29th Dec 2022 12:32pm)
  • Only "less"? You're a lot more generous than I am. by twistedLucidity (Thu 29th Dec 2022 12:49pm)
  • Good news, I just hope they roll out the new infrastructure in a coherent and connected manner, not an island patchwork of ill thought-out shite. Rubbish is not a problem in other cities, Glasgow simply needs to learn how they manage. Bags shouldn't be getting left out, end of. Should be going into bins and those collected. If the bin is full, tough. The restaurant will either have to store it or transport it themselves. Might encourage them to generate less waste. Minor fines should be abolished and replaced with forced litter picks. Fixed fines don't work on everyone, but wasting their time absolutely does. Schools should have students cleaning their immediate area and they are almost always strewn with fast food litter from the gormless gobshites. by twistedLucidity (Thu 29th Dec 2022 12:47pm)
  • Because the Labour one was any better? AIUI Glasgow suffers from a funding problem as it provides services for workers who live outwith the GCC area, maybe a "Glasgow Metropolitan Area" charge should be levied on surrounding councils? Not totally sure TBH, and I can't see it being that popular. This also goes some way to explain the drive for more accomodation in the centre. More permanent residents means more raised in council tax. Also more people around all the time to keep businesses afloat. The pandemic showed the folly of gutting centres to just be office block wastelands. by twistedLucidity (Thu 29th Dec 2022 1:19pm)
  • *Whoosh* by twistedLucidity (Thu 29th Dec 2022 1:43pm)
  • And the council don't even need to pay for it as such, they can insist the teams/organiser/whomever pays for it up-front. by twistedLucidity (Thu 29th Dec 2022 2:35pm)
  • They need to be reported. Not even the best council is magic, they can't fix what they don't know about. No only does this get them put on to the maintenance list, but the council can be on the hook for any damage to vehicles. Report every pothole you see. by twistedLucidity (Thu 29th Dec 2022 5:48pm)
  • FixMyStreet (website and app) work well and are not locked to GCC. by twistedLucidity (Thu 29th Dec 2022 6:29pm)
  • Aye, they're fine if you are a frequent user but pointless for anything else. The Robin Hood card Nottingham had let you load it with and then just use as and when. And it basically did not matter the operator or service. It's almost 2023 and Glasgow *still* has nothing even remotely close. by twistedLucidity (Thu 29th Dec 2022 7:20pm)
  • The right property, the right price, the right place. Pick any two. East Ren et al have always been much more expensive due to the schools, and this is what is attracting your friend. So that is the place. They have one more choice to make. If it were me, I'd go for price. An imperfect house can be improved over time. It is a royal PITA, uncomfortable, and stressful but it can be done. We've done it twice now. Look for houses in disrepair or in need of modernisation. This may complicate the mortgage and they will need the funds to do the work (potentially doable via mortgage). A full 3-bed rewire will be around £5k or so. £800 to replaster a room (varies on the amount of work needed). Painting etc is DIY. Use Zoopla (or similar) to check the sale/predicted prices of houses in the streets you are looking in. Compare those to what the survey says. They will be delayed by a few months but should help to give an idea. Or they have to give up on the place. It sucks. by twistedLucidity (Thu 29th Dec 2022 8:18pm)
  • No portal needed, you can already do that via the FixMyStreet app. They will contact you looking for your name, address etc as that is the only way to progress the complaint. by twistedLucidity (Fri 30th Dec 2022 9:36am)
  • [Pollok Park is a bit flooded](https://i.imgur.com/FLWuZ6s.jpg) by twistedLucidity (Fri 30th Dec 2022 12:38pm)
  • [Haggis Road, close to Pollokshaws Road, today](https://i.imgur.com/NMMvuHb.jpg) by twistedLucidity (Fri 30th Dec 2022 12:43pm)
  • Oh, it's deep. That car and van are awaiting rescue. The drains are poorly designed. The get clogged easily and when you couple that with GCC not sweeping, you get flooding. by twistedLucidity (Fri 30th Dec 2022 12:48pm)
  • > Other comparable cities have reliable buses and taxis. And subway, and trains. GCC need to focus on the basic before they reach for the heady heights of mediocrity. by twistedLucidity (Fri 30th Dec 2022 5:29pm)
  • Was Deanston bakery, but the shine has gone off as they are always the same, always overstuffed with meat, and always expensive. by twistedLucidity (Fri 30th Dec 2022 8:36pm)
  • Hello fellow youth! I too like to drug. I find it most exhilarating to drug and jape with my brethren. Such fun. I hope you get help in this truly genuine quest. by twistedLucidity (Sat 31st Dec 2022 1:24am)
  • Search this sub, this is an almost daily question. Housing is dreadful at the moment. Get the uni to help you. Good luck! by twistedLucidity (Sat 31st Dec 2022 8:44pm)
  • Hacking our lungs up, rather than joining the neighbours for a party. ☹️ by twistedLucidity (Sat 31st Dec 2022 8:56pm)
  • Search this sub. by twistedLucidity (Sat 31st Dec 2022 8:55pm)
  • I hope a plague of locusts infests their gusset. by twistedLucidity (Mon 2nd Jan 2023 8:27am)
  • There's loads of parks, but very few fenced-in areas for.dogs (Bellahouaton Park is the only one I know of). Other dog owners are friendly enough. by twistedLucidity (Mon 2nd Jan 2023 6:50pm)
  • First day back at the soul destroying thing called "work". Can't wait to see the piles of shite that have been festering in my inbox. by twistedLucidity (Tue 3rd Jan 2023 8:01am)
  • Len Lothian? We use them for storing household shite. by twistedLucidity (Tue 3rd Jan 2023 7:42pm)
  • Wash your hands after clapping the dug, it's no rocket surgery. Of greater concern to me is the clarity fucks who go for a shite and then don't wash their hands. Filthy bastards. by twistedLucidity (Wed 4th Jan 2023 7:29am)
  • Welcome back, part-timer! Your inbox has 2,743 emails, 743 marked "urgent" (none of which actually are) and 2k are the office "happy new year" messages, missed in with a few folks having a moan about unnecessary emails. Hopefully your network isn't hungover like mine was yesterday. PITA. by twistedLucidity (Wed 4th Jan 2023 7:59am)
  • Ooft, I doubt there's anywhere in Scotland that can do zip work. It's highly technical and requires skilled personnel. Maybe Germany has all the zipologists we deported after Brexit? by twistedLucidity (Wed 4th Jan 2023 10:42pm)
  • The jammed main close door could be "just one of those things", but the water damage is almost certainly down to the neighbour and and costs should be getting claimed from their insurance. Refuse to pay the plumber's bill and tell the factor to claim from the neighbour (more than likely, their insurance). Don't forget to claim for any water damage to your gaff, repainting etc etc. by twistedLucidity (Thu 5th Jan 2023 2:01pm)
  • Griphouse. Friendly folks, but more Muay Thai than Queensbury rules. by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th Jan 2023 7:29am)
  • What's he done? Almost any time any eatery/bar is mentioned on here it seems to turn out that the landlord is a psychotic cunt engaged in modern slavery. by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th Jan 2023 7:27am)
  • Yer maw's hole. Now that that is out of the way, there's been the odd post here and on r/Scotland about abandoned buildings/urbex. Try a few searches. Nothing haunted though, because ghosts aren't real. by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th Jan 2023 9:16pm)
  • So you're going to benefit from all the content in r/glasgow, but make no effort to contribute towards it? Just like real life I guess. by twistedLucidity (Sat 7th Jan 2023 9:07am)
  • > There have been multiple posts on here about it. All deleted it seems. by twistedLucidity (Sat 7th Jan 2023 9:39am)
  • GCC are wankers and unfortunately they are not magic wankers, so we need to report every pothole we see. And every street light that is out. And all instances of fly tipping. And... Write to your councillors about the problem. Glasgow has serious funding issues in that they provide services (roads, office space etc) for people who travel into the city for work but pay nothing towards upkeep as they live in a different council. This can be solved by getting more people to live in the city (converting office space to homes, or knocking them down to build proper flats) and (perhaps) placing a levy on surrounding area to plug the funding gap. by twistedLucidity (Sat 7th Jan 2023 11:12am)
  • 158 days ago, nothing recent that I could see. by twistedLucidity (Sat 7th Jan 2023 11:15am)
  • Something needs to change, and it will take action from ScotGov. Although TBH, the council tax system is fecked UK-wide. by twistedLucidity (Sat 7th Jan 2023 11:34am)
  • There are various places around the city to dump trees, Pollok Park for example. If the tree has a root bulb, rather than a cut stem, then it can be planted. Be sure you know the species as some of them can get rather large. by twistedLucidity (Sun 8th Jan 2023 9:54am)
  • Been back at work for a week. Still trying to shift whatever it was I caught over Chrimbo. Still pedal to the metal on house renovations, maybe will finish the inside this year. by twistedLucidity (Sun 8th Jan 2023 12:22pm)
  • Hope you're doing that via a VPN. Wouldn't want such people finding out where you live. by twistedLucidity (Sun 8th Jan 2023 8:23pm)
  • Have you reported it? by twistedLucidity (Tue 10th Jan 2023 7:39am)
  • Has it been reported? by twistedLucidity (Tue 10th Jan 2023 7:38am)
  • True I guess, not sure if FMS can scrape that data. I prefer FMS as it means u do t need to play "guess the council" when reporting something. by twistedLucidity (Tue 10th Jan 2023 8:13am)
  • They can often weasel out if the pot hole hasn't been reported, so report every single one you see. by twistedLucidity (Tue 10th Jan 2023 8:29am)
  • They do. I've had responses off the back of FMS. They're just incompetent is the only problem. by twistedLucidity (Tue 10th Jan 2023 2:28pm)
  • Feckless, lazy wanks doing fly tipping. Not unique to Govanhill, although it can be bad there. Report it to the council. by twistedLucidity (Tue 10th Jan 2023 5:51pm)
  • They certainly won't know about this _specific_ instance if no one tells them. by twistedLucidity (Tue 10th Jan 2023 5:57pm)
  • GCC were incompetent under Labour, and remain incompetent under the SNP. The are institutionally unfit to run the city. by twistedLucidity (Tue 10th Jan 2023 11:13pm)
  • Maybe they are scared they will be affected by *your* actions? Unless they are causing disruption (noise, mess, damage) live and let let. by twistedLucidity (Wed 11th Jan 2023 7:28am)
  • Please report it, if you haven't already done so. by twistedLucidity (Wed 11th Jan 2023 7:35am)
  • Almost certainly this. Also willing to bet that the windows were just pushed into a hole in the wall and then not filled in with insulation/foam. by twistedLucidity (Wed 11th Jan 2023 5:38pm)
  • [This](https://redd.it/109ptoa) from r/WTF seems apropos. by twistedLucidity (Thu 12th Jan 2023 11:38am)
  • I *think* the council can help organise some kit, and they'll want to know where you are stacking the rubbish/trash/garbage/waste/refuse bags (covering all bases there 😄). Could also try an make contact with The Glasgow Cleanup (think I got the name correct) for advice. Good on you though. Glasgow has got to be one of the dirtiest cities in the UK, and the UK is one of the dirtiest Western nations. Wish we could import certain aspects of Japanese culture. by twistedLucidity (Sat 14th Jan 2023 9:57am)
  • I'm with GiffGaff (think they use the EE network, can't recall), £6pcm and I have no complaints. Will depend on what your needs are though. I don't do any heavy browsing or uploads when out and about, so 1GB is more than enough for me. by twistedLucidity (Sat 14th Jan 2023 10:31am)
  • That's a shame. Says the person who never turned up or organised anything themselves ☹️ Maybe once we have finished rebuilding this damned house! by twistedLucidity (Sat 14th Jan 2023 10:42am)
  • No. by twistedLucidity (Sun 15th Jan 2023 4:58pm)
  • 1. Buy a new monitor (use via external output) 1. Pop the old one apart, get access to the broken panel, find the panel identification (usually a sticker on the back) 1. Buy new panel (probably eBay, but do research as people sell fake panels 1. Rebuild old monitor 1. Two monitors! This will probably still be cheaper than paying someone. by twistedLucidity (Sun 15th Jan 2023 10:28pm)
  • You just doxxed yourself, well done. Let the police know (you may get lucky), and ScotRail etc etc but consider that wallet gone forever. Begin the process of getting a new ID card, and other replacement cards. Don't forget to cancel any bank or credit cards that might have been in there. If your ID card had details like DoB, address etc; be on the guard for fraud and when you get a replacement, keep it at home. We tend to not need to carry ID in the UK as a general rule (although it might be needed if you are under 25 for buying alcohol etc). by twistedLucidity (Sun 15th Jan 2023 10:52pm)
  • Covault in Tradeston (just over the Clyde, beyond the new Barclays buildings) are advertising price **from** £100pcm. No idea if that is a good price, or if they do hourly/daily rates. by twistedLucidity (Mon 16th Jan 2023 8:19am)
  • Don't STLs need their own street exit? Or have I just dreamt that whole thing up? I did try to find the regulations, but came up empty (other than them needed a license by April 2024). by twistedLucidity (Mon 16th Jan 2023 12:31pm)
  • Or the teams (and this the fans) could be charged for clean up. Don't want to pay? Stop making a mess. by twistedLucidity (Mon 16th Jan 2023 1:34pm)
  • Genuinely surprised there isn't an r/giffnock or r/eastren by twistedLucidity (Mon 16th Jan 2023 1:35pm)
  • Eala Bhain near Pollok Park has a function room and can even lay on food if you want. Near to train and busses, Shawlands proper is just a short wo k for even more busses. by twistedLucidity (Mon 16th Jan 2023 3:11pm)
  • I am, at times, staggered at the questions that get asked on here. Go find a jewellers. Use Yellow Pages, Yelp, Google, whatever to find one. If you want a personal recommendation, there one on Byers Road and another at the South end of Pollokshaws Road around where it becomes Kilmarnock road. Both are good, but I forget the names. by twistedLucidity (Tue 17th Jan 2023 7:09am)
  • 16°C is bare minimum, otherwise you can create damp issues as well as affect your health. We keep ours at around 18°C if we can. I assume this place is rented? If so, complain to the landlord about the draughts (you never know, they might do something). Contact the landlord/agent and get instructions on how to control the heating. Then talk things through with your flatmate. by twistedLucidity (Tue 17th Jan 2023 10:05am)
  • We don't go into the city much any more, but: * Return by bus for two: £9~ * Up to 4 hours of parking: £7 (£3 on Sundays, or £1 with cinema ticket) * More usual is 2 hours: £3.80 (£3 on Sundays) * Car actual exists and doesn't ghost us When we do go, I'd much rather take the bus. Means I could have a beer before/after the movie (or dealing with all the gormless hordes on the streets) but public transport in Glasgow is just *such a fucking joke*. Expensive, buses are regular no-shows, they are filthy, poor connections, etc. When I have been one the sauce in the centre, I will actually walk home because that is just more convenient than the FirstBus service. I have lived in places with decent public transport, Glasgow is not one of the places. It's a disaster here. by twistedLucidity (Wed 18th Jan 2023 12:23am)
  • You must live on the one true chosen line. The other issue is that it is just so bloody expensive! by twistedLucidity (Wed 18th Jan 2023 12:25am)
  • I was going to be facetious and just answer "Yes" because this is something that is just so easy to do a web search for it is beyond a joke. But... [Hannah Jane](https://hannahjaneperfumery.co.uk/contact.php). Never shopped in there, not Idea of prices, but it looks alright from the outside. Also T K Maxx, eBay, Gumtree etc etc. Be aware that buying knock offs could well mean they are...umm...not meeting the same quality standards. Also - why post twice? by twistedLucidity (Wed 18th Jan 2023 7:16am)
  • All depends on from *where* in India you are coming from and what the climate is like there. As has been said, cold and wet (and the wet makes it feel colder). Also dark for a large part of the day just now. That flips in the summer. I know nothing about what is on sale in India, but you will both want at least a good waterproof jacket and plenty of layers to go beneath. Hat and gloves are also ideas. As are waterproof shoes. Decathlon, Go Outdoors, and TK Maxx are just three places you can pick up essentials (they may not look pretty, but they'll get the job done). We have plenty of "world food" shops, so you should be able to get everything you need for some home cooking. If you are unfamiliar with the accent you may struggle to understand people ("Still Game" on Netflix is a semi-decent example of some of the accents). Don't be Afra don't be afraid to ask people to repeat themselves. The non-arseholes won't mind, and the arseholes? Well, you probably don't want to be talking with them anyway! by twistedLucidity (Wed 18th Jan 2023 7:34am)
  • I was going to be facetious and just answer "Yes" because this is something that is just so easy to do a web search for it is beyond a joke. But... [Hannah Jane](https://hannahjaneperfumery.co.uk/contact.php). Never shopped in there, not Idea of prices, but it looks alright from the outside. Also T K Maxx, eBay, Gumtree etc etc. Be aware that buying knock offs could well mean they are...umm...not meeting the same quality standards. by twistedLucidity (Wed 18th Jan 2023 8:09am)
  • Strathbungo, Shawlands, parts of Govanhill (mostly the part West on Vicky Road...which is *technically* Strathbungo...but whatever), Newlands, Auldhouse, Pollokshields, Finneston (gentrified but going to be a bit studenty). If you want a quieter life, look towards Bearsden, Mlingavie etc. It really depends on your budget and what you want. by twistedLucidity (Wed 18th Jan 2023 8:15am)
  • And opening windows for a short while to vent the moist air. Yes, I know it is cold. by twistedLucidity (Wed 18th Jan 2023 3:39pm)
  • Why did you not hand it in at the Hydro or to the police? by twistedLucidity (Wed 18th Jan 2023 3:52pm)
  • You can test the paint and find out. G W Joiners on Deanston Drive might be able to deal with them, but don't expect and joiner doing this to be cheap. by twistedLucidity (Thu 19th Jan 2023 8:23am)
  • Has anyone told the council about the tracks? Maybe we can get functional public transport back. by twistedLucidity (Thu 19th Jan 2023 8:21am)
  • Is the cat now legally yours, or still hers? If hers, then shouldn't she be the one applying for help? Or, at least, calling the PDSA, Cats Protection, RSPCA/SSPCA and explaining the situation? If yours, and you can't cope (understandable given current situation), then is there anyone else who maybe could? Can your friend provide any support (guessing at "No", but it's worthwhile checking). You could trying buying food via TopCashback/Quidco if they offer good deals. Or try cheaper food from Aldi/Lidl/Etc, but I know cats can be rather fussy at times. Depending on *what* meds, you might be able to get them cheaper from the likes of Viovet, or Zooplus (we use them on the regular to bulk buy as it works out cheaper, they also have a generous points system). Your vet *might* be able to help directly, or put you in touch with people who can. by twistedLucidity (Thu 19th Jan 2023 8:37am)
  • 1. Report every pothole you see 1. Lodge a claim with the council (you stand a better chance if someone has done 1) 1. Slow down and driver with greater care by twistedLucidity (Thu 19th Jan 2023 10:39pm)
  • 1. Call the police 1. Contact insurer 1. Check the last time you ran a backup by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th Jan 2023 7:08am)
  • > Dennistoun, Shawlands and Kelvinbridge residents support junkies who break in to vans. Feels like there is a story to that. by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th Jan 2023 7:12am)
  • > I'll add govanhill into an area to keep in mind. I lived in and around Govanhill for many years. Parts are OK (towards Queens Park, e.g. Dixon Avenue). West of Victoria Road is OK too, although that is *technically* Strathbungo. If you want a bit of a Bohemian vibe, artists are moving due to the cheap property and Govanhill Housing Association is hard at it, go for it but the place does have issues and you should have a mooch about first. Me? I'd live there again if I had to. by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th Jan 2023 7:18am)
  • They mean the possessive apostrophe s. Even a sound beating doesn't require a possessive s. (Also, questions end in a "?". HTH) by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th Jan 2023 8:24am)
  • Ah, must have missed that one. by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th Jan 2023 9:11am)
  • I'll give you points for effort, and courage. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Jan 2023 9:09am)
  • AIs are trained on data from humans, they inherit the biases of their dataset. scoreBias(ai.creatBill("Height free bill")) does not always return 0. Anyway, I am annoyed at height prejudice. Why is everything geared towards shorties? Trousers and shirts are rarely long enough, doors and signs can be low. I feel like I am living in Smurfville! No, I will not be "getting involved". Jesus wept. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Jan 2023 9:11am)
  • This is one of the few advantages of being tall. That and helping (polite) people get things off the top shelf at the supermarket. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Jan 2023 9:16am)
  • French feet Vs British feet wasn't it? And weren't his personal guard also exceptionally tall? by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Jan 2023 9:15am)
  • Given it's an evening gig, I **assume** they mean the Friday. You'd think someone would proofread advertising. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Jan 2023 9:25am)
  • You **literally** say in your title that it is ChatGPT3 As for what it would take, rewrite it to remove your heighitsm. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Jan 2023 11:35am)
  • I never said the research didn't exist, stop strawmanning, all I said was that an AI can only really regurgitate any biases present in the data/training sets. It also amuses me that you want to fight heightism and yet... > The Short Stature Rights and Protection (Scotland) Act Sigh, this **is** height-based discrimination. You think being tall (and I mean that in absolute terms, as in, well over the average) is permanent fun, with zero negatives, and all the advantages? If you want to be part of "ending height-based discrimination", then either actually do so. Or reframe as "Short Right" or something. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Jan 2023 12:19pm)
  • Don't moan here, report the problems to the council*, write to your councillors, and maybe join your neighbourhood community council (or start one if it does not exist). As for drivers, we know the roads are shite and should be driving with caution. There's manys a road I have to slalom down to avoid the potholes! \* If you are not from Glasgow, use "Fix My Street" and let it work things out for you. GCC do actually respond to report from it. Really wish it was mandatory for councils, PITA having to figure out their individual (often insane) reporting processes. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Jan 2023 2:52pm)
  • Wonder if the potholes on public or private land? by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Jan 2023 2:56pm)
  • Want to know anything? Hmm... Is proton decay real? by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Jan 2023 2:55pm)
  • Gotcha. Ages since I've been that way. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Jan 2023 3:27pm)
  • If you have a job, contacts, or have checked that you will have lower costs in Birmingham, yes. If not...err...maybe not. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Jan 2023 6:19pm)
  • I'd shake things up a bit. Have a bowl of coffee and a cup of pasta. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Jan 2023 11:46pm)
  • It is. by twistedLucidity (Sun 22nd Jan 2023 9:26am)
  • Have you tried desensitising your dog to the noise? Yes, this does mean *you* have to change behaviour caused by *others* but let's face it, you are not stopping our Gregorian New Year, Chinese New Year, or other events. Pick your battles. [Here is](https://www.medivet.co.uk/pet-care/pet-advice/desensitising-your-pet-to-fireworks/) one example of how to go about it. Have a calendar with the dates written on it (or use your phone with notifications) so that you know when to intensity reinforcement training. A "thunder shirt" (you can buy or just make one) can also help. by twistedLucidity (Sun 22nd Jan 2023 9:25am)
  • But the fireworks are (for now) here, so they need to do what they can. You won't here me crying if fireworks get removed from sale to the general public. by twistedLucidity (Sun 22nd Jan 2023 10:52am)
  • Can recommend these lot as well. by twistedLucidity (Sun 22nd Jan 2023 9:34pm)
  • Looks just like most of the city.... by twistedLucidity (Mon 23rd Jan 2023 12:18pm)
  • I suggest going to a jeweller. No idea where you are, so no idea where to suggest. by twistedLucidity (Mon 23rd Jan 2023 10:58pm)
  • No idea on the currant situation of that debate. by twistedLucidity (Mon 23rd Jan 2023 11:01pm)
  • Literally any jeweller. Although if the ring is **very** expensive you may wish to about "Bert's Discount Jewellers and Wheel Straightening Emporium". Chisholm Hunter at the entrance to Argyle Arcade on Buchanan St are very good. Actually, anyone in there should be able to deal with the ring. Get receipts, take "before" pictures, check if it needs to be specified on your household insurance etc etc. by twistedLucidity (Tue 24th Jan 2023 6:48am)
  • * Drug free! I'm allowed a drink. Woo! * It's a Tuesday. Bollocks. * I'll have one anyway. Woo! * I need to be productive and do DIY tonight. Bollocks. Such is the emotional rollercoaster of my life. by twistedLucidity (Tue 24th Jan 2023 6:57am)
  • For moving to Glasgow, search this sub. Loads of advice on that. Be warned, getting accomodation is a nightmare. This is not a problem unique to Glasgow though. Can't speak personally to humanities at Strathie (I did engineering) but my friends on humanities undergraduate courses seemed to get a lot out of them. You'd probably need to do a bit of research on the professors and see what they publish/what impact they seem to have. I doubt Strathie are running the course just for giggles, and would like to think they'd be making a good fist of it. by twistedLucidity (Tue 24th Jan 2023 7:04am)
  • Getty stick image. Guess someone staged it which is why there is no litter. by twistedLucidity (Tue 24th Jan 2023 7:33am)
  • You may be right, but you wouldn't want to be dead right. For example, Pedestrians *technically* have priority at roundabout exits, but no way in hell am I taking that risk! Although TBF, I've noticed an uptick in drivers waving people across and also, some junctions are just an absolute bugger for all concerned. by twistedLucidity (Tue 24th Jan 2023 7:32am)
  • That doesn't mean much if it "accidentally" goes on fire, like many other listed buildings have. by twistedLucidity (Tue 24th Jan 2023 6:43pm)
  • It's not the 5 minutes. It's all the training, and all the tools *to make it* a 5 minute job. Also the travelling to you, and associated upkeep of everything. So if you don't want to pay the £70-80, learn to do it yourself and get all the kit. by twistedLucidity (Tue 24th Jan 2023 7:39pm)
  • The only time I have noticed being added (and it is a while since I've been out for a meal) is for large groups. In fairness to the establishment, they were upfront about adding it when booking. by twistedLucidity (Wed 25th Jan 2023 12:24pm)
  • Never noticed it unless a large group. I'd probably ask for it to be removed and then, _maybe_ tip the 10% anyway (or round to the nearest £5). Really depends on the food, service, and cleanliness of the place. If the loos are boggin', no one is getting a tip! by twistedLucidity (Wed 25th Jan 2023 12:25pm)
  • There used to be a water taxi. by twistedLucidity (Wed 25th Jan 2023 6:23pm)
  • You're at uni - join one of the many, **many** clubs or societies. If none of those float your boat, get on meetup.com etc and have a look for something. Or have a look more generally on the clubs and societies that operate in Glasgow. From martial arts, to photography, to amateur drama; there should be something for everyone. One issue you *might* have if you are a non-drinker is that a lot of social interaction happens in bars and whilst you don't *have to* drink in a bar, drunks are boring. Also the selection of non-alcoholic drinks is often poor, sugary, & expensive. This place has/had in meatspace gatherings too. I've not been because I am old, grumpy, and who wants to hang out with a bunch of freaks from the Internet? :-P Also, welcome. by twistedLucidity (Thu 26th Jan 2023 8:04am)
  • Just buy the SPF and star rating you desire from any pharmacy or even a supermarket. Sprays, creams etc are all available. I don't follow what is so special "Korean sunscreen". by twistedLucidity (Thu 26th Jan 2023 10:46pm)
  • Glasgow Live will use this soon.... by twistedLucidity (Fri 27th Jan 2023 7:52am)
  • I don't mind with one caveat: they **fucking** pick the **fucking** bins up! Sick and tired of dragging the bin out, not getting collected, logging a complaint, not getting collected, and having to go to the dump myself. The council also needs to stamp on commercial waste and **hard**. Bags left on the street by days (not cleaned and separated, of course) only to be torn apart by gulls and foxes. Feel like we should get a refund on our council tax at this rate. by twistedLucidity (Fri 27th Jan 2023 7:56pm)
  • Real shame what happened to that place, but if there wasn't the demand for real ale then I guess they would be struggling. by twistedLucidity (Sat 28th Jan 2023 11:33am)
  • Koelschipyard (Strathbungo), Marchtown (Strathbungo), Allison Arms (Strathbungo), Bell Jar (Govanhill), Phillies (Shawlands), Curious Liquids (Shawlands). Also in Starthbungo are the Stag & Thistle, Bingo, Titwood Bar, Regeny, and Heraghty's. Over in Shawlands there is also the Georgeic. I could not tell you what their craft/real ale range is like. The Clockwork (Battlefield) used to be *the* place, but is now a shadow of its former self. I've skipped a bunch of places (e.g. Corona & Linen in Shawlands) not because they are bad in anyway, they're just not going to offer what you are looking for. by twistedLucidity (Sat 28th Jan 2023 11:32am)
  • Minimum pace requirement isn't there? Or can any ex-running fattie turn up and try to get back into it? by twistedLucidity (Sat 28th Jan 2023 11:36am)
  • Parkrun in Pollock Park was this morning. There is also Run4It towards Giffnock who have (I think) organised runs. by twistedLucidity (Sat 28th Jan 2023 11:35am)
  • Used to be well under that time. No idea about now, given all the extra mass I'd have to lug around. ☹️ by twistedLucidity (Sat 28th Jan 2023 12:22pm)
  • Tried eBay? [New lid £17](https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/183658500353), limited options on size & colour, but I am sure there are more sellers. [£8 at Warrior Warehouse](https://www.warriorwarehouses.co.uk/Catalogue/Cleaning/Dustbins/Outdoor-and-Galvanised-bins/Bin-LID-ONLY-for-Wheelie-Bin-Various-Sizes) (no details on shipping). [£13 at Builders Merchant](https://www.buildersmerchant.com/product/replacement-wheelie-bin-lid-240-litre/) (again, no delivery details because their link does not work - why do companies make it so hard?) Actually, this looks like the same people from eBay. There's often stray bins around (sure as heck are in my back lane). Perhaps "liberate" one? by twistedLucidity (Sat 28th Jan 2023 12:45pm)
  • Ta, couldn't find the info. by twistedLucidity (Sat 28th Jan 2023 12:51pm)
  • Loads of pins on Amazon, the eBay listing states free deliver for that £17, although it seems to be £22 for the larger ones. Best of luck! by twistedLucidity (Sat 28th Jan 2023 1:06pm)
  • [Glaikit](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Glaikit). by twistedLucidity (Sat 28th Jan 2023 3:41pm)
  • Autocorrect disagrees. Guess it thinks the park is named after Jackson Pollock or something. by twistedLucidity (Sat 28th Jan 2023 6:54pm)
  • https://www.citizensadvice.org.uk/scotland/law-and-courts/parking-tickets/appealing-parking-tickets/parking-tickets-on-private-land-s/#donothing by twistedLucidity (Sat 28th Jan 2023 7:45pm)
  • This will be treated as a breach of a civil contract, not a crime. They can still be pursued for the fine)debt if the company chooses to do so. But for one instance it may simply not be worth it. [More info](https://reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/10nlra8/goals_parking_shawlands/j69r5n2?context=3). by twistedLucidity (Sat 28th Jan 2023 7:58pm)
  • Yeah, for a one-off the hassle may just be too much. But this idea that private fines can simply be ignored and unenforceable in Scotland is incorrect. by twistedLucidity (Sat 28th Jan 2023 8:08pm)
  • Sounds like it *could be* good, if coupled with improvements for active travel. Although it's not as if people give a shit about 20 limits if my street is anything to go by. by twistedLucidity (Sat 28th Jan 2023 8:13pm)
  • Newton Mearns is East Ren. Giffnock is in ER, closer than Newton Kearns, and it isn't "Glasgow". Postcodes don't always match up to council, or community, areas as they are based more on the sorting office; not governance. For example, parts of Starthbungo have a Govanhill postcode. IMHO, if you aren't paying Council Tax to GCC, then you're not in Glasgow. Unless people are going to propose a "Glasgow Metropolitan Area" and help with the funding problem GCC has? All that said, I'm not a Glaswegian. I just live here. So WTF do I know? by twistedLucidity (Sun 29th Jan 2023 12:09am)
  • We keep getting takeaway deliveries for Rutherglen. Seems JustEat etc don't check postcodes (or whoever is ordering the McDs is a fuckwit). by twistedLucidity (Sun 29th Jan 2023 12:11am)
  • Not my McDs, and I am not in R'glen but I keep getting their take away orders. Not just that shite either. There's also a McD's in Govanhill. by twistedLucidity (Sun 29th Jan 2023 1:03am)
  • Eh....aren't they the same? TBH I am more of and "automated chain guns at lights to deal with red light runners" person, but not sure how that relates to speeding. by twistedLucidity (Sun 29th Jan 2023 1:14am)
  • Ah - they meant the signs. I thought they meant some personal position on the matter. Would want red circles (orders). by twistedLucidity (Sun 29th Jan 2023 9:29am)
  • A day of being stuck up a ladder and repairing coving. Something I am not qualified to do, but I should have a steadier hand than the previous person who seems to have gone for a "Glasgow road surface" aesthetic. by twistedLucidity (Sun 29th Jan 2023 9:54am)
  • My partner and I we both very ill over Christmas. I seem to have shifted it, but it keep recurring for them (they are currently ill again, with a sore throat into the bargain). They are also tired all the time. It's not COVID but it is a bastard, whatever it is. by twistedLucidity (Sun 29th Jan 2023 10:03am)
  • No strikes, just utter incompetence somewhere in the system. Good news(?) is that you can now report missed collections again. Which is something I have to do on the regular. Although the bin men won't clean your bin area for you; if that is a state then speak to your neighbours/factor and get it sorted. by twistedLucidity (Sun 29th Jan 2023 11:25am)
  • How is your new viral marketing campaign working out? by twistedLucidity (Sun 29th Jan 2023 9:37pm)
  • Catherine's of Partick? Some of the boutique charity shops like Cat's Protection in Shawlands? by twistedLucidity (Sun 29th Jan 2023 9:36pm)
  • Eventful morning: 1. Had rammed dogs treats into the same pocket as my mask, so the dentist visit smelled of fish and dried liver. 🤮 1. Nearly taken out by some fecktwit doing the school run in their 4x4, going down the wrong way of a one-way street. "I dinnae know" the scream; aye, well, there's two fuck-off huge signs at the entrance *and* road markings. If you genuinely did not know, hand in your license. Moral of the stories? Two pockets, and look two ways! by twistedLucidity (Mon 30th Jan 2023 9:06am)
  • Blasted fingers, thanks by twistedLucidity (Mon 30th Jan 2023 4:20pm)
  • Panda House, Strathbungo. by twistedLucidity (Mon 30th Jan 2023 8:52pm)
  • Slater's, Benny Hamish (of they're still in business), M&S, and maybe Moss Bros? All depends on what you mean by "decent" and if you are an average size & shape or not. by twistedLucidity (Mon 30th Jan 2023 9:04pm)
  • You can check sold prices and estimates on the likes of Zoopla. Look at the HR value, read the survey report and see what work (if any) needs done. Decide how much it is worth *to you*. Offer that. **Do not** listen to the estate agent, they work for the themselves and will do *anything* to maximise the price (or his whatever other targets they have). When you make an offer, don't go to closing date. You offer is only good for 24 hours and is contingent on the place coming off the market. Sweeten it any way you can (cash buy, flexible moving date, mortgage in principal already agreed etc etc). by twistedLucidity (Tue 31st Jan 2023 8:21am)
  • They are if you decline them. by twistedLucidity (Tue 31st Jan 2023 12:50pm)
  • Ah, you want business to provide this for free *for the exposure*! Why don't you run your classes *for the exposure*? You want something, pay for it directly or indirectly. There are many places that have free function hire as they expect to money across the counter, contact them. Note: The may well want a deposit, never mind a cut of the ticket price or whatever. by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st Feb 2023 7:19am)
  • STAG? Why not just call them and ask? by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st Feb 2023 7:48am)
  • Your home? Or if at uni, halls/department? You could always see what some of the co-working spaces offer and make be rent a place for an hour or so. by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st Feb 2023 8:10am)
  • Ah shite, didn't know. Thanks. by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st Feb 2023 8:54am)
  • I am the same height and got a good suit from Benny Hamish. You could also try Austin Reed (but £££). Forget River Island, Top Man etc; all for shorties. by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st Feb 2023 7:22pm)
  • The police don't need to care, the pot holes deal with the matter. by twistedLucidity (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 4:59pm)
  • Oh no! Well, anyway..... by twistedLucidity (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 5:00pm)
  • Weren't they moving into what used to be Tusk/Waverley Tearooms? by twistedLucidity (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 5:08pm)
  • > Seems to be a real lack of decent pubs in shawlands? Yup. Killmurry's and Oscar's are OK as bistros (although Kil's is slipping). The Sir JSM is a 'spoons so it can get to fuck. G41 is cocktails, so not really a bar. Curious Liquids in nice, but more for wine. Phillies is good, actual beer on tap. Linen is passable, and the Corona is OK. Granary used to be better. Never been in Finlay's, or Sweeney's. And it was over 20 years ago since I've been in the Georgic or James Tassie. So from that lot, there is **one** serving interesting & changing beer. Luckily Strathbungo and Govanhill are not far. by twistedLucidity (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 5:05pm)
  • The arcade is being demolished. by twistedLucidity (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 5:09pm)
  • In town for a few beers with colleagues. First time in the centre in shit knows how long. I've forgotten where the streets are! Staring gormlessly at OpenStreetMap as I shuffle around like some tourist. by twistedLucidity (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 5:41pm)
  • Kinda interested in the live music, ever been? by twistedLucidity (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 10:19pm)
  • Shit! Forgot about there. It's an alright bar. Was only really thinking on the main drag. I missed out Eala Bhain as well, but that's just another generic Heineken bar. by twistedLucidity (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 10:18pm)
  • Your bike is gone. Claim on your insurance and move on. Yes it sucks, but that is reality. Abus and Kryptonite make good locks and chains; use them. by twistedLucidity (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 11:28pm)
  • If it's critical to his livelihood, one would assume so. We can already negate the "Good locks" defence. by twistedLucidity (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 11:40pm)
  • Glasgow already has an airport with a train link. It's a complete shithole, but it does exist. by twistedLucidity (Fri 3rd Feb 2023 8:29am)
  • Longish walk planned with the dugs through the Queen's Park to grab a coffee at the Transylvania cafe. Then home to rebuild more coving and figure out how to install a (purely decorative) fire place. Not a bad day TBH. Watches "Wakanda Forever* last night. Disappointing. Weirdly paced and just....*meh*. by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Feb 2023 9:59am)
  • If you have to ask this question, then the answer is a resounding "No". by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Feb 2023 9:55am)
  • There is none. Once you look at groups, private car or taxi often works out cheaper. by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Feb 2023 9:33pm)
  • Fantastic. Can they strike Kilmarnock Road in Shawlands? Showers of bastards ICEing charge points, jamming junctions, blocking bus stops, and generally parking like dicks. by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Feb 2023 9:39pm)
  • Coving rebuilt, needs sanded back today to tidy it off. Luckily for me it's not too ornate. With care the lathe and dab can often be removed leaving the cornicing in place, with little to no damage. Although obviously the depth of the insulated plasterboard would need to match. You can also use high performance insulating wallpaper. Can't recall the name of it just now, sorry. by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Feb 2023 11:19am)
  • Yes. Depends on your skillset. Loads of part time jobs for people with language skills (i.e. native speakers) and those who are highly technical (top flight coders). What are you looking for? by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Feb 2023 9:38pm)
  • Howdens quality has crashed. Avoid. Our new kitchen is from them and it is totally inferior to the one we got from them last time. They have misdelivered parts, delivered failed parts, and I have gotten tired of trying to return things unde warranty. Our dishwasher still leaks but I have given up. Howdens are now shit-tier with mid-tier prices. IKEA is TBH your best bet. At least they won't rob you blind. by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Feb 2023 9:42pm)
  • Depends on the industry. Software, which is my domain, is WFH-first. by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Feb 2023 9:40pm)
  • I was as it happens, yes, due to my skillset. I was a stand out dev for my company at the time. I had just gotten used to being back in an office after a home move when the pandemic hit. I fucked off *months* before others due to my underlying health conditions. Now I will be as close to 100% WFH as I can be as this suits me. I am a night owl, so being awake until 0200 is no big deal to me. I still work for the same place, but they don't want me in an office either. They're a good employer. by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Feb 2023 10:11pm)
  • Report it to the council. If they don't know, they can't fix. And after they have been informed, it makes it easier for some poor bastard to claim off them. Also, slow down and drive/ride with care. by twistedLucidity (Tue 7th Feb 2023 7:10am)
  • [RightMove](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/find.html?locationIdentifier=REGION%5E550&insId=1&maxPrice=500&googleAnalyticsChannel=renting). There is [this place on Vicky Raid](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/131415890#/?channel=RES_LET) for £350. Cue folks squealing about the dangers of Govanhill. *Sigh.* It's not that bad, I used to live there until recently. Good links into the city (bike, bus, and train). Heck, even walking doesn't take *that* long. Good luck! by twistedLucidity (Tue 7th Feb 2023 7:15am)
  • This is *on* Vicky Road, it's no worse than many places in Glasgow. Myself and my partner lived in Govanhill for ~10 years, not on whit of a problem. by twistedLucidity (Tue 7th Feb 2023 7:08pm)
  • That's rely bad advice. Private tickets can be enforced, although the costs involved mean they often aren't *unless* you are a serial offender. by twistedLucidity (Tue 7th Feb 2023 9:38pm)
  • Law of contract applies. [Would you like to know more?](https://www.morton-fraser.com/insights/truth-about-private-parking-charges-scotland-are-they-enforceable) [And even more?](https://www.citizensadvice.org.uk/scotland/law-and-courts/parking-tickets/appealing-parking-tickets/parking-tickets-on-private-land-s/) For one, you're *probably* OK though. This is not legal advice, pay attention and comply with all legal signage, blah, blah, blah. by twistedLucidity (Tue 7th Feb 2023 9:47pm)
  • Just check you are not in some conservation area or there's not terms on your freehold. I know lots of people just slap in white uPVC, but a fair few others come a cropper when someone complains or when they try sell. Disclaimer: Used to live be in a listed building, getting the window panes sorted was "interesting". by twistedLucidity (Tue 7th Feb 2023 9:54pm)
  • Here's hoping there's loads of forensic evidence and they can nail the bastards. by twistedLucidity (Tue 7th Feb 2023 10:15pm)
  • You'd be amazed what two people and a few poles can shift. As for tools, cordless angle grinder, plasma cutter, or similar. Hot and sweaty work. Plenty of opportunities to cut yourself or leave other evidence. by twistedLucidity (Tue 7th Feb 2023 11:44pm)
  • Quite possible. An oxyacetylene cutter is just a couple of cannisters and a trolley as well. by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th Feb 2023 7:12am)
  • Not as good as yours, but [the White Cart Water looked funky](https://i.imgur.com/BD7Fxm7.jpg) during that time. by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th Feb 2023 7:58pm)
  • Southside Factory and Related Services (SFARS) were good when they were my factors. by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th Feb 2023 8:14pm)
  • You think Apple is going to shutter one of their main stores on one of the busiest shopping streets in the UK? Ho-kay then... by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th Feb 2023 8:59pm)
  • Maybe you do, but I don't own a single Apple product. Hell, my secondhand laptop is from 2013 and doesn't even run Windows. by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th Feb 2023 8:58pm)
  • [Morrison's](https://groceries.morrisons.com/products/food-heaven-free-from-heavenly-whipped-430386011), first place I looked. Any supermarket should have it, but you may need to go to a larger store. by twistedLucidity (Thu 9th Feb 2023 7:49am)
  • There is no enforcement, so people know they can get away with it. I'm a driver (car and motorcycle), as well as a cyclist and a pedestrian, and everything you mention drives me up the wall. Can you add throwing litter out the window to the list as well. The absolute worst (from an irritation, not safety viewpoint) is people who pull into a junction, stop, *and then signal*! ARSEHOLES! They know they are turning, they should be indicating on approach. What would I do? More red light and average speed cameras (try to get the fines hypothecated for active travel improvements). More traffic wardens. More traffic police stops to pull people over and fine them or put them on mandatory training. Also, driving tests to be resat every 10 years (to advanced level, you've had 10 years experience, you should be able to pass) with the Highway Code test retaken every 5. The first is tricky, the last should be doable. Minor point on SUVs, some people have mobility issues and getting in/out of those is easier. Their efficiency isn't *that* bad. So a Kia Sportage or something isn't an issue. Not that that's any excuse for the massive shitheads in their Rangies or Discos. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Feb 2023 8:27am)
  • Just because it's a police car does not mean the driver is authorised to do anything. A mate explained it once, drove them up the wall as well. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Feb 2023 8:30am)
  • Disagree on the jaywalking thing, that was an automotive industry campaign to clear the roads. Car drivers should allow down and pay attention. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Feb 2023 5:39pm)
  • Count your lucky stars you live near the chosen line. by twistedLucidity (Sat 11th Feb 2023 1:07am)
  • Nope. 38 on Kilmarnock Road, Northbound. Not the first. Shower of pricks. by twistedLucidity (Sat 11th Feb 2023 1:07am)
  • Think they mean to not take a copy. by twistedLucidity (Sun 12th Feb 2023 9:38am)
  • Can remember getting smacked over the back of the hand in primary school with a wooden ruler on more than one occasion. If I had stayed in the UK, I am sure I would have gotten far worse in secondary. Needing to rely on corporal punishment to me just says to me that there is a complete lack of more appropriate, non-violent, means of correcting behaviour. The best non-violent means I can think of is wasting people's time in a productive way. For example, making school kids go and pick up all the rubbish and fast food containers they throw at their fat arses. by twistedLucidity (Sun 12th Feb 2023 8:23pm)
  • 1. Seeds are actually unlikely to attract rats 1. Mice however, that's a different story 1. Pigeons are vermin 1. Offer to put up a bird feeder(s) 1. Now you can call enjoy the goldfinches or whatever comes - pigeons generally can't eat from the dangling ones (too heavy) by twistedLucidity (Sun 12th Feb 2023 11:03pm)
  • Locavore in Govanhill. Stalks and Stems in Shawlands. Lots of the Indian/Chinese supermarkets will have vegan options but won't be pure vegan e.g. World Foods on Nithsdale St (warning: large butchery section - probably fails "vegan only" in an epic manner but the rest is grand). Some supermarkets are less terrible these days for vegan choice, but you need to get to the big ones. As a filthy meat eater I'm usually after tempeh, decent pulses, etc. If you are after something specific, it might not be on my radar. Ooo - if you find a vegan burger that works well on a BBQ, let me know! by twistedLucidity (Sun 12th Feb 2023 11:01pm)
  • The area along the Clyde is owned by various private companies with zero interest in development. The land should be seized from them and pressed into use. Crazy that Glasgow ignores its river. by twistedLucidity (Sun 12th Feb 2023 11:08pm)
  • Litter picking. Seriously, just that. Lots of companies have "volunteer days" and similar schemes; if there was a "Corporate Clean up Crew" or something, I'd join. Note: GCC need to put on warning that this is *as well as* what they should be doing, not *instead of*. Because you know they will cut *actual* cleaning crews the first chance they get. Mad idea: Restore some of the old adverts that can still be seen in places. How cool would it be to see an old time advert for "Bartholomew's Patent Moustache Wax" or something? by twistedLucidity (Sun 12th Feb 2023 11:13pm)
  • I used to live in a place called Beeston near Nottingham. Place was vibrant enough. Okish high street with a decent greengrocer/fishmonger, couple of butchers, too many charity shops, loads of **amazing** pubs (wee village puts the whole of Glasgow to shame), and good bus links integrated with the tram (max fare £3.75 all day). Tory council had a bright idea: bulldoze most it and bring in "beacon stores". What? Why go to the village for one Next or one Top Shop when *every* brand is there? Why destroy and eclectic high street for bland, "same as everywhere" corporates. Made no dammed sense to me. They should have been pushing independent retailers and using that to draw people out of the city. by twistedLucidity (Sun 12th Feb 2023 11:19pm)
  • I wish I could have transported the pubs up here when we moved. The best Glasgow has to offer according to CAMRA wouldn't even *rank* in Beeston, nevermind the rest of Notts! If you ever head down that way, DM me and I'll send you a list of places. by twistedLucidity (Sun 12th Feb 2023 11:55pm)
  • Yer on! by twistedLucidity (Mon 13th Feb 2023 12:05am)
  • Yes, these are available; check [RightMove](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/). For that money, and given you wish to avoid Govanhill, I would suggest West of Vicky Road as that is *technically* Strathbungo, although you'd have a Govanhill postcode. Area is fine enough, I lived there for ages, great links into the city, Shawlands and Battlefield just the other side of QP. [Example](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/131634137#/?channel=RES_BUY) Maybe even a score a [2 bed in Mount Florida](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/131310482#/?channel=RES_BUY) (needs work). Remember when buying you need to Bala CE three things: * The right area * The right property * The right price Pick any two. by twistedLucidity (Tue 14th Feb 2023 7:14am)
  • There's shit everywhere and it can make sense (depending on the operation) to do it from a "nice" area as prejudice means people won't always look there. So don't go by one-off news stories. I lived in a place where there were two serious assaults and a gang related assassination. Want to guess how much trouble I encountered? None at all. Even the likes of SIMD has to be taken with a pinch of salt. "Poor" does not *always* mean "Bad". In fact poorer areas can often have a strong sense of community. Your only real choice is to visit at different times and ask people (search this sub too). by twistedLucidity (Tue 14th Feb 2023 8:48am)
  • Would help to know where you are. We take our two to Vets4Pets. Both the Forge and Auldhouse have been great (they have side doors). Roundhouse in Auldhouse is also meant to be very good. Rouken Glen vets are meant to be good too. by twistedLucidity (Tue 14th Feb 2023 8:54am)
  • The likes of Dynorod (others are available) will have a go. If the pipe itself it damaged or seriously blocked, it may require further work and as it is on your land - you are liable. Check your home insurance to see if you have cover. by twistedLucidity (Tue 14th Feb 2023 8:51am)
  • And you'll be one of the first to complain about cuts to services. by twistedLucidity (Tue 14th Feb 2023 8:55am)
  • Then complain to central government for increased funding, but encouraging people to evade and make matters worse is counter productive. In fact, it potentially makes increases to bills and cuts to funding even larger. by twistedLucidity (Tue 14th Feb 2023 10:11am)
  • Do you stoat about with rubber gloves, nets, bags, and litter pickers? by twistedLucidity (Tue 14th Feb 2023 8:18pm)
  • > they did sweet fuck all It's up to you. Sorry, but that's the hard truth. You, we, have to be the change we want to see. by twistedLucidity (Tue 14th Feb 2023 8:17pm)
  • Most of them are the same. Ponds on Queens Park are rank, and people are *still* chucking bread at the ducks. Does nothing for the ducks, but does encourage the blue algae blooms. by twistedLucidity (Tue 14th Feb 2023 8:16pm)
  • Councils are massive arseholes. Complain to your councillors (I am sure you already have), contact the press, find other people in the same situation, fit cameras, contact your MSP, contact your MP. Yes, this may be out of the last twos' remit; but the council will do fuck all with our an iron clad boot up their arse. by twistedLucidity (Tue 14th Feb 2023 8:24pm)
  • It's was a Valentine's Day miracle! Both our bins had been emptied on the correct day! I almost passed out in the back lane from the shock. Can GCC keep this up, or was it a 1 in 64 event? (64 is approximately the number of bin collection days we have in a year.) by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th Feb 2023 7:12am)
  • As the joke goes: To get an entry level job you need at least 5 years experience in a subject that only only been around for 2. Also, you may be presenting as overqualified for retail (does depend on *exactly* what you mean) and they won't want to hire someone who quits for something better in a few months. Form CVs tend to be fairly useless. My mast CV is about 6-7 pages long, then gets cut to 2 as I focus the sections to the job offer. by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th Feb 2023 10:44am)
  • What is your degree in? by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th Feb 2023 1:39pm)
  • Not interested in learning how to cyber? Semi-serious, loads of UI jobs despite the doom from the USA. by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th Feb 2023 3:25pm)
  • Homebase, Rouken Glen Garden centre, actually...just about *any* garden centre. by twistedLucidity (Thu 16th Feb 2023 10:16am)
  • Criminal damage. You could, of course, just fold them in. Get a bunch of "You park like a cunt" stickers and user them. Failing all that, take a picture and report to the council (you will need to provide you personal details if you want them to take action). by twistedLucidity (Thu 16th Feb 2023 10:15am)
  • I wish you every success, but I went to Handsome Jack's on the Southside once; never again. by twistedLucidity (Thu 16th Feb 2023 7:50pm)
  • They do a better job of patching than the council, _and_ they leave fibre behind! by twistedLucidity (Fri 17th Feb 2023 8:27am)
  • Power station ski slopes for everyone! by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Feb 2023 7:48am)
  • 15 (or 20) minute neighbourhoods. Would love to see more active travel rolled out, but GCC can't even resurface a road without is failing again within a month, so I have little hope. by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Feb 2023 7:47am)
  • They scaremonger because it will stimulate local business who pay tax here, rather than their multi-national chumblies. by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Feb 2023 9:31am)
  • "The Last Rodeo" was a rather lacklustre Mexicam-ish place in Strathbungo that closed recently. Richard Davies was the proprietor and the rumours on here are that his business dealings are...circumspect. I have no idea if they are, or if it's just the ravings of Redditors. by twistedLucidity (Sun 19th Feb 2023 9:31pm)
  • A masters *in what*? You have a degree *in what*? Do you have language skills (i.e. is English a second language)? If applying for "low end" jobs, don't mention you're degree or masters. You're a student, you need work around your studies, end of. Unless the job is in your field of interest of course. It has alway been tough getting your first "proper" job. It was bullshit bingo in my day, now it's buzzword numbers game and getting through the automated filters. Always jobs for talented people going at meetups at the like. Get to them, get networking. Fast food, esp. delivery (I did that as a second job most evenings), is a good shout. So long as you a willing to be a cog in a machine. I am told retail is brutal to get a job in. Warehouse work can pay well, but the hours can be odd and the work sometimes heavy. by twistedLucidity (Sun 19th Feb 2023 11:28pm)
  • [Literally the first result in DDG for "Glasgow airport firstbus single included](https://www.firstbus.co.uk/greater-glasgow/routes-and-maps/glasgow-airport-express/glasgow-airport-express-tickets). Is it just me or do people not know how to Internet these days? by twistedLucidity (Sun 19th Feb 2023 11:31pm)
  • For Brazilian, try The Griphouse. No idea on traditional, sorry. by twistedLucidity (Mon 20th Feb 2023 7:55am)
  • Avoid Scottish Power at all costs. by twistedLucidity (Mon 20th Feb 2023 7:25pm)
  • Notice something? Basically no litter. For all the problems that may have plagued Glasgow back then, looks like the either the council cleaned the streets or Weegies weren't the clatty shits they are now. Maybe a bit of both. by twistedLucidity (Mon 20th Feb 2023 7:30pm)
  • Coffee shop would be best I reckon. Can't find a hot brew *anywhere*. by twistedLucidity (Mon 20th Feb 2023 9:41pm)
  • Schisms within schisms, my friend. by twistedLucidity (Tue 21st Feb 2023 7:24pm)
  • Bit of a housing crisis at the moment, everyone is finding it hard. Not seeing many 2 beds @ £1k pcm; not even in Govanhill! [This](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/131758961#/?channel=RES_LET) is in Mount Florida close to Shawlands, Govanhill, and Strathbungo with good links to the city. You might be better trying to swing a mortgage, especially if you expect to be here for a few years. Your best bet might be to get an AirBnB (or maybe the company will help with a serviced apartment) and use that as a base to just batter through everything can. Almost certainly loads of advice in the other (almost daily) posts on this topic. by twistedLucidity (Tue 21st Feb 2023 9:52pm)
  • Strathbungo is missing, should take the North of Shawlands and extends East to Govanhill; it actually extends all the way to Vicky Road. Auldhouse should maybe also take the East section of Pollokshaws. Crosshill? Still, looks good and I understand that for style reasons you can't include*everything*. by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th Feb 2023 1:58pm)
  • How does one answer 7? In absolute or relative terms? by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th Feb 2023 8:23pm)
  • That junction has, for whatever reason, been shit for ages. Used to live there. Kinda miss it. Don't miss "Dodge the kid" in the mornings as the gormless parents simply *have to* drive wee Timmy to the schools gates because it's *so dangerous* (due to all the gormless parents driving wee...). by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th Feb 2023 9:10pm)
  • > it's going to be our first wedding anniversary soon? You're not sure? Not a good sign. Or is English not your first language? Could always try The Ivy. by twistedLucidity (Tue 28th Feb 2023 2:28pm)
  • Govanhill is the wrong shape, it doesn't extend West of Vicky Road, that's actually Strathbungo. Auldhouse is still missing. Should be between Pollokshaws and Newlands. Good work! by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st Mar 2023 8:58pm)
  • It's roughly bounded by Mansewood, Newlands, And Pollokshaws and follows along Auldhouse Burn. https://getoutside.ordnancesurvey.co.uk/local/auldhouse-glasgow-city The Eastern strip of Pollokshaws would probably be about right. by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st Mar 2023 9:46pm)
  • Whit? You forget to switch accounts or summat? by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Mar 2023 9:32pm)
  • There you go again. by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Mar 2023 9:39pm)
  • It's a great place with problems, just like many places in Glasgow. I lived there before the Roma came and know what I can recall? Pitched fights between the Young Teams and running battles down Vicky Road. It like there's than just someone's background to the problems in Govanhill (and elsewhere). And the Roma are simply the most recent clutch to come here. There were many before and there will be many after. I strongly suggest you get used to the concept. by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Mar 2023 9:38pm)
  • You started this, do you? by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Mar 2023 9:41pm)
  • Taking to yersel' by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Mar 2023 9:47pm)
  • 1. That is a complaint of literally everyone, ever. Read Plato, Socrates, etc 1. Same as back in my day 1. See 2, place was a shit hole back then as well All the above said, GHA seems to be doing a good job and I have to applaud the crackdown on slumlords (I used to be the tenant of one). by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Mar 2023 9:50pm)
  • Ah right, almost Polmadie. I lived elsewhere and that is the best you will get. See other comment about slumlord. There are reasons. No, they were not Roma but 100% Scottish bastard. by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Mar 2023 9:56pm)
  • I'd say yes. Charge them a notional rent, pop it into a savings account, when they finally get a place then get ve them that cash to get furniture etc. by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Mar 2023 7:56am)
  • It's a UK wide problem, we simply have zero respect for our environment. What you can do: * Organise clean ups of your local area. * Join your local community council and get involved * *Create a local community council if one does not exist * Joins the friends group of your local park and get involved * *Create* a friends group for you local park if one does not exist * Contact your councillors, MSPs, and MP. Keep at them * If you have children, contact their school and encourage they arrange clean ups of the local area (schools are particularly bad for litter) * If you don't have kids, contact local schools and encourage they arrange clean ups of the local area I actually have an idea for a project, but at the moment I simply don't have the capacity to do anything about it. by twistedLucidity (Mon 6th Mar 2023 7:00am)
  • As u/TheAsherKing says, loft insulation. You should still be able to get grants. Getting the windows fixed will also help, but you could also see about plugging and draughts, thermal lined curtains, etc. by twistedLucidity (Mon 6th Mar 2023 2:20pm)
  • When I owned a top floor flat, I had to pay for all the insulation. I did get a grant though, which was a big help. It will really depend on how the costs are split. by twistedLucidity (Mon 6th Mar 2023 2:34pm)
  • In that place I did. by twistedLucidity (Mon 6th Mar 2023 2:37pm)
  • Just how lazy are some people? by twistedLucidity (Tue 7th Mar 2023 12:29pm)
  • JFC. Have you heard of the Internet? The World Wide Web? Websites? Use the Trainline (or similar site) and specify no changes. by twistedLucidity (Tue 7th Mar 2023 12:29pm)
  • Are you able bodied? Do you have a step-ladder or something to help you reach the top of the windows? If so, DIY. It's such a simple job that tradies just can't be arsed. You will need: 1. A corner scraper of some kind 1. Sanitary silicone sealant in the colour of your choice (buy more than you need, return the unused) * I am suggesting sanitary as it is mould resistant and windows can get damp, esp. single glazed 1. An applicator gun for 2 1. You can get everything from Toolstation/ScrewFix/Wickes or if you prefer to be robbed blind, Homebase/B&Q. Steps: 1. Scrape out all the old, shite, failed sealant where the windows meet the frame * If you want to be extra fancy, give the area a clean (careful with solvents on uPVC) 1. Put the sealant tube into the gun 1. Cut the tip at a slight slant 1. Thin bead down one corner 1. Smooth down with a wet finger 1. Repeat for all other corners If you can't manage it, then find a local handy person; this is more up their street. by twistedLucidity (Tue 7th Mar 2023 12:25pm)
  • People, and the complete lack of respect for their community. Schools don't have the kids cleaning the playground. Parents don't teach kids what a bin is. The council have a zero enforcement policy. by twistedLucidity (Tue 7th Mar 2023 3:20pm)
  • Rum Shack has a stand-up night on Wed IIRC. by twistedLucidity (Tue 7th Mar 2023 10:30pm)
  • Check the seals on the inside, if they are peeling away that is why you're getting the noise. It also means that your windows were fitted on the cheap and don't have foam/insulation between the window itself and the wall/frame. It's really common and simple enough to fix *if* access is easy. If you have to come at it from the outside, that could be an issue in a tenement, although I would expect them to be push-fit from the inside. If you have plastic reveals, pop them off and have a look. I many have been through this rodeo once or twice. by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th Mar 2023 6:50am)
  • Yup, what I was thinking. Never knew this was happening. Given the modern world, this should have been in all the local news sites, on BBC regional, social media, etc. It's like it was done this way to ensure there were no objections. by twistedLucidity (Thu 9th Mar 2023 8:47pm)
  • Planning applications get discussed at community councils. In some cases they are also posted on lamp posts etc around the local area. Nowhere near as bad as this skullduggery. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Mar 2023 6:56am)
  • 1. Buses are monitored, the live tickers should be accurate. They often aren't. 1. Fault of management & planning. If a bus is behind then either its route was not correctly planned or another bus needs dispatched ahead of it. And yes, queueing theory is a bitch. 1. Companioning on Reddit about people who have to relying on a vastly overpriced bus service run by money-grubbing arseholes 1. It's **public** transport. A bit of human decency goes a long way in life. Also "you're", not "your". 1. People are people. Do t drive a bus if you can't handle people. It's not *your* bus, it's your employer's bus. Don't say you're off to drive your bus when it is not your bus. Jesus, who do you think you are? When driving, remain aware of your passengers and the fact that some will be standing ones because that is how many buses operate. If you need to, slow down. See 5 if this is a problem for you. Nah, the bus driver is just a human. They can make mistakes too. Like when they are new to a route and need to rely on passengers for guidance (yes, this does happen). If you are an actual bus driver, please seek a new career. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Mar 2023 7:59am)
  • So you did it, you have admitted to them you did it by appealing, what do you expect? You can either pay the penalty or ignore it and hope that a single fine is not enough for them to take you to court. Your choice. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Mar 2023 9:28pm)
  • I have received (and paid) one parking fine in my life. I deserved it. Reading this, you deserved it too. By registering an appeal it will have been noted that the initial letter was received. They now know they have the correct details of the registered keeper. Your choices now are, pay the penalty or hope that one charge is not enough for them to go to court. Your life, your gamble. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Mar 2023 9:55pm)
  • So you admitted to them the car was parked illegally/against the posted regulations (not clear form your post if this was private or public land). Either pay the penalty or gamble. If I were you, I would pay it because I know I did it. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Mar 2023 10:11pm)
  • 5 mins or 5 secs is an irrelevance, the law of contract is pretty much absolute. The Highway Code and statutes on road markings are also unambiguous. Your only defences here are that it was not adequately signed or the road markings noncompliant/worn away. If you had gone to a resident, your appeal would have included evidence from said evidence. It did not. But based on everything you have said, you absolutely know what you did; either pay the fine or gamble. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Mar 2023 10:30pm)
  • Totally disagree. There absolutely was a choice. Park somewhere else *and walk* (assuming you are able bodied, which should have been in your appeal if not). I live in an area with constrained parking and I have zero time time for people too damned lazy just to park somewhere legit and walk 5-10 mins. You have openly admitted you knew you parked against posted regs. Own that and pay the penalty or gamble. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Mar 2023 10:42pm)
  • There is **always** somewhere else to park. Just walk a bit more. The fact you cannot plan is no one else's fault but yours. FYI 3 miles is an easy 45 min walk for an able bodied person. Did you even need to drive at all? Hell, I walk longer than that to get into town. The time is irrelevant, law of contract (which is what applies here) is basically absolute. Pay up or gamble and take the whole experience as a life lesson. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Mar 2023 10:56pm)
  • Park properly, walk further, or accept consequences. It's really not hard. You **know** you parked against what was posted on the signs (otherwise the lack of signs would have been in your defense), so damned well just own the consequences of what you did. JFC, no wonder the world is fucked with self-centred people like you in it. by twistedLucidity (Fri 10th Mar 2023 11:18pm)
  • I did not "blindly" pay, I deserved the fine as I owned the consequences of my mistake due to being a grown adult. Your entire defence is "Oh, but it was just 5 mins" which means you did the deed, but are trying to weasel out of responsibility for it. Grow up. by twistedLucidity (Sat 11th Mar 2023 6:21am)
  • Spill the Beans, Skirting Street, Shawlands. Large, loads of tables, WiFi. by twistedLucidity (Mon 13th Mar 2023 7:12am)
  • Same place as everyone else, wholesalers. Loads around, go visit a few and see which one(s) suit you best. by twistedLucidity (Mon 13th Mar 2023 7:10am)
  • The answer is Liverpool, and it's not on your list. by twistedLucidity (Mon 13th Mar 2023 12:30pm)
  • They can go and do their own research, cant they? No one but them knows _exactly_ what they are looking for. by twistedLucidity (Mon 13th Mar 2023 12:55pm)
  • Tell your insurance to get all costs back from the HA (who will tell them to speak to _your_ insurance). Keep a diary, pretty sure you can attach your time as an expense. by twistedLucidity (Mon 13th Mar 2023 5:20pm)
  • Make sure his tag has your contact details, it's a legal requirement anyway. We were advised to *not* put the name on the tag. by twistedLucidity (Tue 14th Mar 2023 6:57am)
  • I hope you stayed clear of the hubs etc, otherwise you could have blasted all the grease out! by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th Mar 2023 2:06pm)
  • I have done this, they have the weird rules. by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th Mar 2023 3:43pm)
  • Anywhere with semi-decent transport opportunities or parking would do. by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th Mar 2023 3:43pm)
  • Thanks. I'll have to speak with the people involved. by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th Mar 2023 3:54pm)
  • We tried them. Once again, weird rules around kiss. by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th Mar 2023 5:52pm)
  • Aye. Kids parties are for unser 14, birthday parties are for over 21. Tough luck if you're 18! by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th Mar 2023 5:51pm)
  • Thanks, that's one that had passed me by and there aren't any immediate kiddy warning signs. by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th Mar 2023 8:08pm)
  • [Glasgow Kitchen and Bathroom Centre](https://gkbc.co.uk/), Hillington. Installed ours, did a good job. by twistedLucidity (Thu 16th Mar 2023 7:32pm)
  • Had mine for a few day now, going to sort it out today. Contact them or try the website. Cannae mind if Glasgow CT is on mygov.scot or not. by twistedLucidity (Fri 17th Mar 2023 7:07am)
  • You need a survey. It could be, say, £15k-20k split between all owners (depends deed - have your solicitor check), so no big deal for that kind of work. Especially if you go for slate which lasts 100-odd years. Or it could be much more if rot and other damage has set in which necessitates restructuring or other remedial works. Speak with your solicitor, it's why you pay them. Don't trust the estate agent, they don't work for you. by twistedLucidity (Fri 17th Mar 2023 8:02pm)
  • Sounds like you want a basic registry wedding. They can accommodate that and aren't out to "make money out of you". Booking a room for guests etc is extra. Like the other poster though, I would brace for questions. Even the tone of *this* post is... odd. by twistedLucidity (Fri 17th Mar 2023 8:07pm)
  • Based on what I see, it's baked into the Glaswegian psyche of litter, even moreso than the average Brit and that's saying something! by twistedLucidity (Fri 17th Mar 2023 9:58pm)
  • I uses to live near Nottingham, people would dress up as Generic Paddy Leprechaun™ and take to the street. Weird sight. And no, they were not Irish. by twistedLucidity (Fri 17th Mar 2023 10:00pm)
  • TBH it's being *less* studenty was one of the things I liked about Notts. That and proper pubs. Scotland needs proper pubs. by twistedLucidity (Fri 17th Mar 2023 10:15pm)
  • Would need multiple organisations to work together. Everything from education programmes, enforcement (of individuals and companies), improved bin services, schools getting kids (usually the worst litterers) to do litter picks, community engagement, and so on. Not just in Glasgow or Scotland, the whole of the UK. This entire place is covered in filth. by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Mar 2023 8:14am)
  • Work back from the cost of a flat. Let's say £250k. You'd need £25k in savings for the deposit, meaning you need to borrow £225k. Divide that by 4.5, which makes the *minimum* salary £50k. There's your answer. by twistedLucidity (Sun 19th Mar 2023 7:55am)
  • Report every pothole you see. Makes is easier to put the council on the hook if someone hits them. by twistedLucidity (Sun 19th Mar 2023 8:03pm)
  • What's wrong? Many things can be DIY'd. by twistedLucidity (Sun 19th Mar 2023 8:26pm)
  • [See this comment](https://reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/11vpxhq/laptop_repair_in_currys/jcuv8wl?context=3). by twistedLucidity (Sun 19th Mar 2023 8:31pm)
  • I don't drive much, I report them when out walking the dogs. by twistedLucidity (Mon 20th Mar 2023 6:53am)
  • What other posts? Haven't seen any claims of Glasgow being any worse than anywhere else. by twistedLucidity (Mon 20th Mar 2023 7:06am)
  • I totally wouldn't let most of the air out of their tyres by pressing the inverted cap on to the valve. That would be very naughty and something that totally would never cross my mind. by twistedLucidity (Mon 20th Mar 2023 9:41am)
  • Yes, they probably should. But there are still many more public eyes. You should also write to you local councillors and join your local community council (or start one) and push for the change you want to see. Sitting back and doing nothing achieves precisely that. Nothing. by twistedLucidity (Mon 20th Mar 2023 8:59pm)
  • Ones saying "Welcome to East Renfrewshire" etc are plentiful enough; would something like that do? If so, just find a council boundary on a major road. by twistedLucidity (Tue 21st Mar 2023 8:09am)
  • Do they still operate in the Southside, or are they now just back at base? by twistedLucidity (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 12:36pm)
  • Hopefully the police get her to a vet to have her (legally required) chip scanned and the records are up to date, or just look at her (legally required) collar tag. by twistedLucidity (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 12:35pm)
  • Depends on the breed, there's only 3 or 4 illegal and that looks like a Staffie to me. Hard to tell though. by twistedLucidity (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 2:44pm)
  • The chip is mandatory. by twistedLucidity (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 5:59pm)
  • I am in a similar position. Was told that the boxes of ornaments were worth thousands each and after a bit of checking...maybe £200 for the *entire* lot. Unless it's precious materials, a particular maker/designer, or has an authenticated historic connection; it's probably worthless. Sorry to be a downer. by twistedLucidity (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 8:55pm)
  • £5 in and out of the city is a complete and utter joke. Cheaper to drive and park. by twistedLucidity (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 8:59pm)
  • Do you mean the fibre uplink is not available or that your WiFi is not available? These are not the same things. If it is the uplink, then that is almost certainly down to Vodafone to sort out. You can try unplugging, waiting five mins, and plugging it all back in (old VM trick, may no apply to fibre); but I'm guessing you've tried something like that. If it is just the WiFi, you can probably sort that. Connect via a cable and go into the router settings to make sure the radios are on, what SSID is being used etc. Vodafone should have a guide available on what needs done. Once into the router management page, you might get some indication what any uplink issue is. But I'd be surprised if Vodafone don't already know. If you have VM in the area, tell Vodafone you're leaving. You won't need to pay any penalty as they're in breach. by twistedLucidity (Thu 23rd Mar 2023 8:37am)
  • Police. Also, backups. by twistedLucidity (Thu 23rd Mar 2023 8:44am)
  • It's what it _will_ look like after the rebuilding work is complete. And they've made littering a capital offence. by twistedLucidity (Thu 23rd Mar 2023 9:23am)
  • Eala Bhain. by twistedLucidity (Thu 23rd Mar 2023 10:23am)
  • Why do people post screenshots of random threads with zero context? This could about about _any_ UK city/town. by twistedLucidity (Thu 23rd Mar 2023 10:22am)
  • If the drive works (as in, spins) then you can try recovery yourself with various free/paid tools. I have recovered drives this way, although you do run the risk of any physical damage worsening. Considering imaging the drive first and working on the image. If the drive is toast, then whatever is broken needs fixed or the platters will need pulled and put into a donor body. A specialist task, and not cheap. You need to consider those pictures lost forever. Sorry, but that really is the mindset to get into. Next, find a specialist company anywhere in the UK and ship them the drive (if you have reasonable certainty the heads are parked, but I am sure they will offer you advice). For example: [Data Clinic](https://www.dataclinic.co.uk/hard-drive-data-recovery/) or [Data Recovery Specialists](http://www.datarecoveryspecialists.co.uk/). I have no connection with, nor have I used, either company. You can use Trust Pilot and similar to help you vet them. Keep in mind that if you have any sensitive information on the drive like passwords, they will be exposed upon a successful recovery and you should change them all **before** sending the drive (also account recovery questions etc). Best of luck, I hope you have backups now! For photos I use a Nextcloud instance and push everything across to that, then back that up. Twice, with one in a physically separate location. by twistedLucidity (Fri 24th Mar 2023 7:14am)
  • Check out the link from the other poster too. There's tools such as PhotoRec, SprinRite and so on if you fancy having a go. by twistedLucidity (Fri 24th Mar 2023 8:33am)
  • 1. You current/previous employer should be on the hook for your injury. Use their insurance to get your back sorted. Expect various sessions of massage/exercise/stretching/etc. It hurts but it works (trust me, been through that wringer). 1. Look to the IT sector. You could maybe parlay your skills into UI work, and there may well be funded courses available at local colleges. 1. Jobs like the above require a lot of sitting, consider a sit-stand desk or, at least, getting up for a walk around every 20-30 mins. 1. The job centre is a place to go just to keep yourself right but IME they are completely useless. It's down to you. 1. Write are large CV and then chop it down I to various versions for different roles. Tart yourself around, get interviews. You'll never fail an interview even if they don't accept you. Ask them for feedback and use that next time. 1. Get to meetups. There's loads and they usually have jobs going. Network, network, network. 1. Fire some things into devianart or wherever (Krita, GIMP etc are free, no need to pay Adobe) to create a portfolio if you want go that route. 1. Good luck! by twistedLucidity (Sat 25th Mar 2023 9:33am)
  • Anywhere near livestock dogs should be on a lead **at all times**. Hope the cows are OK, but they got that dog a good one and it may not be. Also hope the owner can be traced and taken through the courts. Banning from keeping animals for life and covering any vets bills seems appropriate. Some people are too stupid/irresponsible to care for a rock. by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th Mar 2023 8:12am)
  • Crap, I wanted to go to that but forgot it was on. Too busy doing DIY now. ☹️ by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th Mar 2023 8:23am)
  • This dog was a pet and it is a legal requirement for the owner to keep it under control at all times. A bit different from the law of the jungle. by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th Mar 2023 8:46am)
  • What it was originally bred for is a complete irrelevance. by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th Mar 2023 11:23am)
  • Dogs can get through fences (or jump them) easily enough. We have two, they could easily access those fields if they wanted. Non-woking dogs should be on leads near livestock **at all times**. It's *absolutely* that simple. by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th Mar 2023 11:58am)
  • I am older too and an avid singer. My personal style is "tone dead cat being strangled to death in battery acid". My sense of rhythm is so bad, I struggle to play the triangle, but what I lack in finesse I make up for in attitude (belligerent grumpiness and weaponised flatulence). If that sounds like your thing and you want to destroy any hope of getting anywhere, DM me. by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th Mar 2023 10:53pm)
  • Their mistake. It is legal to climb over their vehicle. Well, it is in my world. Also, free trampoline practice! by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th Mar 2023 10:58pm)
  • When I retire (not long now) I'd love to do parking enforcement. Keep me active and keep fuckwads like this in check. by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th Mar 2023 10:57pm)
  • Drive to nearest underground, park, use underground. It's not hard. Also, plenty of legal parking in Glasgow. I have zero sympathy for these kinds or arseholes. I'd lift their car and crush it for a first offence without remorse. by twistedLucidity (Sun 26th Mar 2023 11:00pm)
  • [A few hours before you](https://redd.it/122yiij) There will be more, use the search facility. by twistedLucidity (Mon 27th Mar 2023 7:09am)
  • [A couple of hours before you](https://redd.it/1237ato) and a [few hours before that](https://redd.it/122yiij) There will be more, use the search facility. by twistedLucidity (Mon 27th Mar 2023 7:10am)
  • [r/WTF has you covered](https://redd.it/123co83) by twistedLucidity (Mon 27th Mar 2023 10:10am)
  • Someone else [wants to start a band](https://redd.it/122y126) by twistedLucidity (Mon 27th Mar 2023 10:40am)
  • You get the service from the likes of Zen, CityFibre are just the infrastructure installer. by twistedLucidity (Mon 27th Mar 2023 12:22pm)
  • Self-hosting your services like Nextcloud etc, running a VPN so your home is your exit node (handy for the likes of Netflix), multiple people working from home (video calls, large file transfers etc). Note that it is *up to* 1Gbps, you don't **have to** buy that level of service from the likes of Zen or Vodafone. by twistedLucidity (Mon 27th Mar 2023 12:21pm)
  • The BBC would have correlate your IP (which may not be static) to a physical address. Certainly doable, but not sure if they have the legal powers to make sure a thing happen. by twistedLucidity (Mon 27th Mar 2023 12:29pm)
  • > I don't pay on principle because of their absolute anti-independence reporting and Tory bias. But you still want to watch it? Not paying is fine, just don't watch any live TV or use the iPlayer. If you want to do either of those things (and it seems like you do), then you'll need to pay. Keep in mind, the Tories *want you* to stop paying. That way the BBC collapses and the only media left is their rich chums like Murdoch. As for the fine, that's going to depend on the *exact* nature of the email and what information you have handed over. My advice, stop watching iPlayer and hope they leave you alone. But maybe put some cash aside just in case. by twistedLucidity (Mon 27th Mar 2023 12:27pm)
  • Yes, self-hosting is very much a thing. Not everyone wants their crap out on "the cloud". by twistedLucidity (Mon 27th Mar 2023 12:32pm)
  • They can detect VPN use as well. Either by simply looking up the IP against a list of known exit nodes, or counting the number of concurrent connections. by twistedLucidity (Mon 27th Mar 2023 12:30pm)
  • Hmm? by twistedLucidity (Mon 27th Mar 2023 4:28pm)
  • How "conservation" is "conservation"? We talking wood sash and casement or something? And what kind of listing? You can get modern wooden double glazed windows and frames, with the window unit being replaceable. They look almost identical to traditional sash. Composites also look *very* good and are indistinguishable from wood. Your first port of call should be your factor (if you have one), they may have details on who can do repair work. Failing that, someone like http://www.gtwindows.com/ or GW Joinery on Deanston Drive (no connections) might be able to help. You are very unlikely to get away with basic uPVC stuff. Although many people do fit them, you can come a cropper at sale time or if the council get a report. You may also need to replace all windows if a repair cannot be effected. The GCC planning department are actually pretty helpful with regards to things like this. I used to like in a listed building, I had not problems getting the (double glazed) window units replaced in my timber frames. I used Creative Glazing, but I don't think they do the kind of work you'll probably need. by twistedLucidity (Tue 28th Mar 2023 7:35am)
  • Does your home have sufficient insulation to make it worth your while? by twistedLucidity (Tue 28th Mar 2023 7:38pm)
  • I know this movie! The Incompetent, the Turnip with pretentions of grandeur, and the Fud by twistedLucidity (Tue 28th Mar 2023 9:59pm)
  • That Glasgow (which claims to be an international airport) is so hard & expensive to get to is a complete joke. Partly the fault lies with GCC and their manifest failure to provide functioning public transport, partly it lies with the airport being run by a shower of robbing bastards. by twistedLucidity (Wed 29th Mar 2023 8:08am)
  • I am not saying you are wrong, but.... * **Customer**: The driver didn't tell me about all charges before moving off * **Driver**: I did tell the customer about all charges before moving off Now what? by twistedLucidity (Wed 29th Mar 2023 8:06am)
  • TBF, the whole UK is basically a joke when it comes to integrated public transport. by twistedLucidity (Wed 29th Mar 2023 10:48am)
  • Throw them on the pile of complete dickheads as well then. by twistedLucidity (Wed 29th Mar 2023 10:47am)
  • Then chuck SG on the pile of incompetent dickheads. Although we probably shouldn't be encouraging air travel, so maybe this is an actual policy? Just a shame we don't have a function rail network in the UK! by twistedLucidity (Wed 29th Mar 2023 10:56am)
  • If you think Scotland's is backwards, you should try England's house buying system! You're moving from the West End to the West End (Southern branch). The only two things you'll notice is that it is less studenty there isn't really anywhere to get a decent pint of proper beer/ale unless you walk to Strathbungo (Phillie's probably being the one exception). But with a wee one, I can't see that being of much concern. by twistedLucidity (Wed 29th Mar 2023 12:39pm)
  • Not uncommon. Someone, somewhere switched on a dodgy (in the sense of non-compliant or broken) device that emitted at a frequency to shaft your technokey. by twistedLucidity (Wed 29th Mar 2023 8:18pm)
  • > I know nothing about Scotland Uh oh. Not a good start. > other than its where my ancestors came from. Fuck sake. > But I need to get out of the hell hole that the US is becoming. Seriously looking to move within the next couple of years. You want to move to a place you know nothing about simply due to some blood-and-soil wank? It's that kind of far-fight fuckwittery that is ruining the USA! My advice would be to visit for a couple of weeks, and keep quiet about the ancestor pish. No one gives a flying fuck. If it's personal interest to trace your family tree, that's grand. Keep it just that. Personal. (Spoiler: It ends up in Africa.) You will either need parents or grandparents to make the move easier or skills, experience, and a company to sponsor you. Moving to the UK is difficult and expensive. We are also going right down the toilet, wages are low (about half of what you will get in the USA), cost of living is rising (and out costs start from a higher base); so you may want to consider somewhere else. Oh, don't forget that Uncle Sam will still have his finger in your pie. by twistedLucidity (Wed 29th Mar 2023 8:14pm)
  • Shops leaving their commercial waste on the street like that for foxes/birds to rip open should be illegal. by twistedLucidity (Wed 29th Mar 2023 8:19pm)
  • Whoops! by twistedLucidity (Wed 29th Mar 2023 9:44pm)
  • 1. The right place 1. The right property 1. The right price Choose any two. by twistedLucidity (Wed 29th Mar 2023 9:53pm)
  • No, you cannot "charge" them. What you can do is report the matter to the police, giving as much detail as you can. They will then... do nothing. Sorry, but that's reality. You are legally allowed to use "reasonable force" to defend yourself. The rule of thumb would be the same level of force being directed at you. You (or a friend) should have called 999 and asked for the police. They should respond to an active situation. Sorry this has happened. Rest assured that it is not normal. by twistedLucidity (Thu 30th Mar 2023 7:01am)
  • * Wash your hands. * Demand others wash their hands. * Wear a mask (properly and that fits!) if you have sniffles. * Demand other wear a mask (properly and that fits!) if they have sniffles. * Etc Not perfect, even lockdowns are not perfect, but should reduce the risk. by twistedLucidity (Thu 30th Mar 2023 12:41pm)
  • Sorry, was busy at the time. Added an edit. > There was a reason "washing hands" came first. I should have said "washing hands *properly*". Never mind the disgusting people who don't wash after the loo, many people don't know how to clean their hands. by twistedLucidity (Thu 30th Mar 2023 8:32pm)
  • Nicotine is illegal withing Glasgow city boundaries. This has lead to a black market in illegal vape liquids we call "fast juice". If you're lucky you'll be able find a "puff easy" but I don't fancy your luck unless your know a local. by twistedLucidity (Thu 30th Mar 2023 10:15pm)
  • Will random question without context get an answer? by twistedLucidity (Fri 31st Mar 2023 3:38pm)
  • Hire a Rug Doctor from almost any supermarket and give it a go, but to remove all furniture. It probably won't get 100% of it out, but it should help before you... ...redecorate and replace all the carpets. That's the only real way to remove the stench. by twistedLucidity (Sat 1st Apr 2023 7:18am)
  • Assuming they're anything like Polmadie... Sperate the cardboard, metal, glasses and recycle those. Rubble (bricks etc) is separate too, as is wood. General waste needs bagged and into the crusher it goes. Any electrical items can be recycled. Bulkier items will just go into a skip. No plasterboard. **NO PLASTERBOARD**. Do you hear me? # NO PLASTERBOARD! I think that covers just about everything. by twistedLucidity (Sat 1st Apr 2023 8:23pm)
  • Report it. You'll need to give your personal details, but they should deal with it. Also, get some of those "You park like a funny" stickers. by twistedLucidity (Sat 1st Apr 2023 8:30pm)
  • I dunno, Polmadie is. You'd have to check their site. by twistedLucidity (Sun 2nd Apr 2023 3:21pm)
  • Still helps to reduce transfer from droplets that have landed on things due to coughing/sneezing, and also helps eliminate the transmission of other diseases too. The number of people who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom in the UK is shocking. by twistedLucidity (Mon 3rd Apr 2023 7:00am)
  • Glasgow is a landscape video re-encoded to portrait, making it a PITA to view? by twistedLucidity (Mon 3rd Apr 2023 7:12am)
  • We drive a Kia C'eed, thing is a piece of piss to park. by twistedLucidity (Mon 3rd Apr 2023 10:17am)
  • McDaid's Motatune, Strathbungo. Not an Audi specialist, but very good mechanics. by twistedLucidity (Mon 3rd Apr 2023 1:40pm)
  • Report the matter to Trading Standards. by twistedLucidity (Mon 3rd Apr 2023 4:39pm)
  • Transylvania Cafe & Shop does a surprisingly good coffee and Patricia's does a good brew too. Both on Victoria Road. Frankie's on Skirving street is also good. by twistedLucidity (Tue 4th Apr 2023 8:04pm)
  • Linen is probably your best bet. Never been in Sweeney's, The Georgic, James Tassie or Finlay's, so can't vouch for or against them. Phillies is more or a restaurant, great with pals but not for meeting people. The others (Curious Liquids, Oscar's, G41 Kilmurray's) are more cocktail/wine bars. TBH, Shawlands is a bit shit for bars. A bit further North in Strathbungo you have Allison Arms, Heraghty's, Koelschip, Rum Shack. There's also Bingo, Zinfandel, Titwood, Regent, Marchtown, Stag & Thistle, Brodie's, and poss some I am forgetting right now. Just a bit East of those in Govanhill you have the Bell Jar. All in all, much more choice and variety. by twistedLucidity (Tue 4th Apr 2023 9:41pm)
  • Have you tried speaking to your neighbour(s)? Usually the best bet before getting all het up and angry about it. Most people are reasonable and will make accomodation where they can. It could be that they _think_ they are being quiet, but noise can travel. Especially in poorly insulated properties. by twistedLucidity (Tue 4th Apr 2023 10:19pm)
  • A bit of everything to be honest. For basics, any supermarket. For quality or something a bit more special (cut or species), butchers as it's possible to place orders. Not that we buy much meat these days. How are things at GlasgowLife? Did Mongolian art degree fall through? by twistedLucidity (Wed 5th Apr 2023 7:05am)
  • https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/five-year-old-boy-girl-29631809 by twistedLucidity (Wed 5th Apr 2023 7:09am)
  • And this is why I drive in Glasgow, it's by far the cheapest option. Especially with two or more in the car. And yes, that includes paying for parking, £10-20 pays for _a lot_ of parking. Or simply walk it, it's only 45-60 mins, just wish the route was more pedestrian friendly. I would much, _*much*_ rather take the bus over the car, but the service is complete shit; the busses are generally filthy, the drivers surly, the price exorbitant, and the bus probably won't show anyway (which has been the case almost every single time I have tried to use it). At least the app hasn't (yet) shat the bed on me. Public transport should be run at a loss by the state. The "profit" isn't in the public transport per se, it's in the benefits it brings to the winder economy in terms of mobility, tourism, and reduced pollution. by twistedLucidity (Wed 5th Apr 2023 8:47am)
  • > Where I currently live, buses/trams/trains are integrated on to one travel card, and the max daily price is capped at £4 odd Nottingham way? Had that with the Robin Hood card when I was there. That a place so much smaller than Glasgow can achieve that just shows what a competency gap GCC has, and Notts does not have councils that are _that_ amazing. by twistedLucidity (Wed 5th Apr 2023 9:17am)
  • Got one right now, although we've stopped using it. Still get gas for charging the home brew kegs, much cheaper than the wee cannisters. by twistedLucidity (Wed 5th Apr 2023 10:03am)
  • Didn't think that applied outwith Yolker. by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th Apr 2023 10:13am)
  • Buy a proper router and only use the VM one in "modem mode". by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th Apr 2023 5:07pm)
  • Seems like your issue is WiFi and not broadband. To be certain though, reboot the VM router and connect via cable. If it all seems fine, then you know what the issue is. Possible solutions: 1. Check WiFi channels in your area, sometimes the routers are a bit thick about picking clean ones. 5Ghz is faster, but penetrates less far than 2.4Ghz; do what you can to ensure clients pick the right band (this _might_ mean turning off 5Ghz - slow but stable is often better) 1. Get a better router, possible some APs too (all depending on the size of your gaff). You can the VM router in "modem mode" (their router is complete garbage) and your new router doing all the real work. If adding extra APs, spend a bit of time figuring out your dead spots and making sure you get better coverage. If you can, connect these via cable back to the router, either that or use the "mesh" type and be careful about placement. Powerline can also work, but performance depends on your electrics; they can also kick out interference 1. Get a new ISP. Vodafone offer a "Pro" level that comes with extra APs etc. What is "best" depends on where you live and what your needs are. WARNING: You may have to pay a penalty for exiting your contract early by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th Apr 2023 5:05pm)
  • Yes. by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th Apr 2023 5:10pm)
  • Went Ubiquiti Unify myself. No regrets. Main router is still an old Buffalo AirStation running OpenWRT. But it does everything I want, including Wireguard VPN and adblocking. by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th Apr 2023 8:37pm)
  • Be a bit concerned about Amazon kit by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th Apr 2023 8:44pm)
  • If you have records (texts etc) promising remuneration, then you almost certainly have enough to take them to court (guessing small claims). If the court finds in your favour and they fail to pay, you may be able to force them into bankruptcy. I am not a lawyer, this is not legal advice, etc etc. by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th Apr 2023 8:42pm)
  • Be a bit concerned about Amazon kit TBH, would recommend something that can be reflashed with OpenWRT. by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th Apr 2023 8:45pm)
  • Mining report. Lots of mines have been back filled. My old gaff used to be over old mines, no issues. Well, there'd been subsidence but the place was so old the surveyors said that if it hadn't fallen down yet, it wasn't going to (also, mines had been filled with concrete). by twistedLucidity (Fri 7th Apr 2023 10:01pm)
  • Depends what you want. Oak Furnitureland, DFS, etc. All much of a muchness. Various antique shops will see you a recovered and restuffed (to meet fire regs) sofa. by twistedLucidity (Sun 9th Apr 2023 12:18pm)
  • Shit, forgot that was on. by twistedLucidity (Sun 9th Apr 2023 12:20pm)
  • They moaned on Reddit, surely that counts as civic duty? by twistedLucidity (Sun 9th Apr 2023 12:20pm)
  • The one advantage of wired is that they don't all need to be from the same manufacturer, then can signal over their circuit. Well, that and they care screwed by thick walls. Your sparks can advise. by twistedLucidity (Sun 9th Apr 2023 10:42pm)
  • If doing a rewire, get the sparks to put in network cabling too. Cat6a at least. Ensure they know about isolation and don't have long runs beside power. These can terminate at wall sockets in rooms. If you game, or simply appreciate non-shit WiFi, you'll thank me later. by twistedLucidity (Sun 9th Apr 2023 10:45pm)
  • Better than World Foods? Are they served freshly baked and hot? by twistedLucidity (Sun 9th Apr 2023 10:54pm)
  • Parking at Shawlands Continental is OK in general. Usually a spot behind the Co-op. by twistedLucidity (Sun 9th Apr 2023 10:53pm)
  • World Foods on Nithsdale Road also sells some good stuff. by twistedLucidity (Sun 9th Apr 2023 10:51pm)
  • Although this can be reported in various ways, you have to let them know who you are before they'll take action. You can't anonymously report it. by twistedLucidity (Sun 9th Apr 2023 10:59pm)
  • Report it. You'll need to give your personal details, but get the bastard done. by twistedLucidity (Sun 9th Apr 2023 10:57pm)
  • I thought Glasgow was clarity, but seems East Ren is little better. Just back from walking one of our dogs through Rouken Glen park and the ground was strewn with dog shite in every direction. It's all very well have signs up about £80 fines (a pathetic amount, needs at least one more zero) but as there is no enforcement, I guess people just don't care and let their dogs curl.one out wherever pleases them. Yes, she dropped an egg Know what? Breaking with what appears to be the local cultural norms *we bagged it and binned it*. Also binned someone's empties because the self-centred fuck couldn't be arse to walk 10m to a bin. Maybe it's just my age, but the absolute state people turn their areas into by leaving shite (literal in some cases) at their arse does my head in. by twistedLucidity (Mon 10th Apr 2023 10:42am)
  • Nah. The very worst are those who do bah it, but then hang it from a tree. by twistedLucidity (Mon 10th Apr 2023 12:56pm)
  • The Range on London Road.put towards Mount Vernon do them. Call in advance and check? by twistedLucidity (Mon 10th Apr 2023 2:36pm)
  • Freecycle. You might get lucky. by twistedLucidity (Mon 10th Apr 2023 5:23pm)
  • Polmadie has a pedestrian entrance. by twistedLucidity (Mon 10th Apr 2023 7:48pm)
  • Costs nothing up front, they make their money on commission. So yes you are effectively paying for it from your monthly payment, but the same is true if you go via a bank as you will be paying for their "advisor". Some advisors can charge a few hundred. Question - you considering a fix or a variable? Our renewal is coming up, so just interested in what people are thinking. by twistedLucidity (Mon 10th Apr 2023 11:02pm)
  • Warning notices in up in Shawlands about parking being suspended today and that any parked cars will be towed. From the looks of it about 40 cars on one street alone are going to need to be lifted! by twistedLucidity (Tue 11th Apr 2023 11:08am)
  • > Recently visited the Romanian supermarket on Kilmarnock Road. Highly recommend checking that out when they reopen. Oh, they're reopening? I assumed they'd gone bankrupt. > The prices are great. I always thought it was rather expensive. Guess it depends on the product though. by twistedLucidity (Tue 11th Apr 2023 1:13pm)
  • > I can’t believe how un looked after and filthy with litter it is for being in one of the cities most popular parks That's why it's full of litter. Your average Glaswegian is a clatty bassa who drops shit at their arse rather than finding a bin or simply carrying it home. And when a Glaswegian does find a bin, they're more likely to set it on fire than use it for its intended purpose. Similar complaints for many businesses in Glasgow who leave their rubbish on the streets for days to be ripped open by gulls and foxes. The council don't help either by removing bins, failing to maintain them, not collecting them, and not in any shape or form enforcing littering laws. Dropping little should see people fined a % of their gross income and/or made to do litter picks on their days off. Companies should only put their rubbish out shortly before collection. If it's there for longer than, say, an hour; they and their collection agent get fined. Schools should be out on litter picks (around schools tends to be shocking for litter). Businesses should be responsible for keeping ther pavement frontage clear of littler. "Keep Glasgow/Scotland/Britain tidy" ads should be running again. Etc, etc, etc. So much for stick, what's the carrot? Not living in a complete shithole and not having to do the "dog poo jig" just to walk down a pavement! by twistedLucidity (Tue 11th Apr 2023 1:29pm)
  • You got an actual rebuttal for anything I wrote? by twistedLucidity (Wed 12th Apr 2023 7:34am)
  • Because there is no enforcement. by twistedLucidity (Wed 12th Apr 2023 4:31pm)
  • I've seen the small projects GCC do to try and brighten the place up. Can't even manage those. They are usually broken and/or vandalised within six months. GCC are institutionally incompetent. I have no doubt this will be poorly planned, poorly run, and then probably sold off at a loss for a private company to gouge Glaswegians. Probably First Group. Again. Robbing bastards. by twistedLucidity (Wed 12th Apr 2023 8:21pm)
  • I've seen the small projects GCC do to try and brighten the place up. Can't even manage those. They are usually broken and/or vandalised within six months. GCC are institutionally incompetent. I have no doubt this will be poorly planned, poorly run, and then probably sold off at a loss for a private company to gouge Glaswegians. Probably First Group. Again. Robbing bastards. by twistedLucidity (Wed 12th Apr 2023 8:34pm)
  • Always nice to see a bit of recycling. I guess. by twistedLucidity (Wed 12th Apr 2023 9:39pm)
  • 1. Remove their food source, this may cooking rather than takeaways 1. Use the money saved by cooking to buy rats traps from Screwfix, Toolstation, etc. Get gloves too. 1. Wearing gloves, lay and bait traps 1. Check traps twice a day, changing their locations and baits every so often 1. You _could_ try poison, but that brings problems with kids, pets etc 1. Or do a web search for a pest control company by twistedLucidity (Thu 13th Apr 2023 8:23am)
  • It may not have been on purpose and she simply never got around to deleting it. I'm forever taking snapshots of random crap if I fumble the phone. by twistedLucidity (Thu 13th Apr 2023 11:38am)
  • Had a ninja updated on the comment. by twistedLucidity (Thu 13th Apr 2023 11:41am)
  • Depends on how creepy OP finds it, and if there is anything else. by twistedLucidity (Thu 13th Apr 2023 12:57pm)
  • Wasn't exactly left "high and dry", more "high and wet", but I could tell you "hilarious" stories about: 1. The roofer who didn't know how to lay felt waterproofing 1. The same roofer who couldn't put ridge tiles back like they should be 1. The plumber who thought water can run uphill 1. The same plumber who didn't know the difference between hot and cold pipes 1. The same plumber one more who didn't think waste pipes need glued 1. The same plumber one more time who didn't know how to cut floorboards at the joists 1. The plumber having an encore by not knowing how to affix external pipework 1. The project manager who thought we accepts stairs made from parts in completely different styles 1. The same project manager who had all the floors laid and walls built *then* let his senior plumber (the competent one) know about the job, meaning it all needed ripped up/out 1. Etc This was one project with one company! They did (at least) fix basically everything without quibble, including remaking an entire ceiling that was destroyed by their fuckwit of a plumber. by twistedLucidity (Fri 14th Apr 2023 10:32am)
  • Yes. Freecycle or Gumtree. Charity shops too. by twistedLucidity (Fri 14th Apr 2023 9:33pm)
  • Wish I could help, bud. But until someone invents air travel or boats, you're stuck in Belfast. Maybe wait until Johnson builds a bridge (or tunnel) and walk across? Just mind out for all that disposed ordnance. by twistedLucidity (Fri 14th Apr 2023 9:31pm)
  • Picking her up is almost certainly reinforcing the behaviour. Keep her on a short leash. Have yellow leash or a yellow tabard/tag that says "No dogs". Consider a basket muzzle. by twistedLucidity (Sat 15th Apr 2023 2:34pm)
  • I forsee that your wallet will become much lighter. by twistedLucidity (Sat 15th Apr 2023 2:32pm)
  • > to keep people corralled There's not going to be gated checkpoints like in NI back in the day. JFC. by twistedLucidity (Sat 15th Apr 2023 2:38pm)
  • Since they brought politics into it with: > Yet now the SNP run Glasgow City Council want to charge to enter. Let me counter with: Which party left the city in such financial disarray and with a massive equal pay black hole to boot? (In)Actions have consequences, there is no magic money tree. Now the finger pointing is out of the way, I don't agree with charging for things like this. But what does one cut instead? We already can't pay to fix the roads or reliably collect the bins. Central government is crushing budgets from the top and inflation is destroying them from the bottom. *Something* has to give. Although I have a solution. Adequately enforce littering laws. Given the amount of shit Glaswegians throw on the ground, that would raise enough money to fund gold plating the bloody place! by twistedLucidity (Sat 15th Apr 2023 8:17pm)
  • Yes, maybe we could do a Burnham. Excellent idea. Isn't that happening in (or at least proposed for) Edinburgh? Where is the change.org for that? Look, my point about SNP/Labour/Tories was that this petition smacks more of political point scoring rather than trying to improve or offer mitigation. And as I said, I don't agree with the charge. by twistedLucidity (Sat 15th Apr 2023 9:06pm)
  • All this can be taken to Polmadie recycling centre, even the gas cannisters. Probably other centres too. by twistedLucidity (Sun 16th Apr 2023 8:30am)
  • It's called Cumbernauld. by twistedLucidity (Sun 16th Apr 2023 12:58pm)
  • People are so lazy it's almost comical. by twistedLucidity (Sun 16th Apr 2023 1:58pm)
  • We've (nae kids) used the family all day tickets, always get funny looks. It's simply the cheapest fare and nothing in the Ts&Cs mandates having a sprog with you. by twistedLucidity (Sun 16th Apr 2023 1:57pm)
  • Yes, this is a **very** common question. McDaid's Motatune, Strathbungo. by twistedLucidity (Sun 16th Apr 2023 11:34pm)
  • > new arrivals rather than native Scots I am so sorry to be in your country, adding to your economy through my productivity, and paying taxes for you. Perhaps I should just fuck off? Cunt. by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th Apr 2023 8:22am)
  • If it's so easy, why don't you give it a go? by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th Apr 2023 8:33am)
  • > the UK is already grossly overpopulated The UK has a population density of around 276 people/km². Belgium is 380, Germany 234. The UK figure will be getting skewed by London, so what about Scotland? It's about 70/km². That makes Scotland more sparsely populated than places like Tunisia, Croatia and even Ireland. So take your blood & soil racism and ram it. by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th Apr 2023 8:31am)
  • I am not going to discuss what I earn with a racist piece of filth like yourself. Suffice to say though, I contribute and have done for many, many years. I also don't go around spraying hate and intolerance like some. Cunt. by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th Apr 2023 8:39am)
  • A jewellers? Literally can't say much else as you have given zero to go on. Style, materials, stone(s), price, etc. Could try Argyle arcade, but there's loads of jewellers around. Some more off the beaten track. by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th Apr 2023 11:42am)
  • Ask better questions then. Little point in people recommending a place that is way above/below your budget, is there? by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th Apr 2023 12:11pm)
  • Cat's aren't needed, Glaswegian simply need to clean up after themselves and stop leaving shite at their arse. by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th Apr 2023 6:34pm)
  • What is the nature of your contract? Is your landlord registered? Is your deposit held in a deposit scheme? Did the landlord give notice or just rock-up? People can't help without the correct information. Contact Shelter. by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th Apr 2023 6:53pm)
  • I say contact Shelter. Depending on _what_ is causing the mould (and is there any chance that was why the builder was there?), you might be able to make things better by opening windows during the day to let moist air out. Doesn't air the landlord out, however. by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th Apr 2023 7:06pm)
  • If posting there, make it clear that *Scottish* law is what will apply. by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th Apr 2023 7:19pm)
  • I've always wondered if dogs get stolen like that, guess I know now. He looks distinctive, hope he gets found. by twistedLucidity (Tue 18th Apr 2023 10:02am)
  • Had an exam this morning (I passed), and stupidly elected to take the bus. Trip time? Around 25 mins, I can *walk it* in about 45, but I want to arrive calm and unflustered. Maybe even get a coffee before the start. Idiot me. Despite giving FirstBus almost an hour, I still barely got in on time. First two buses didn't show, then the inevitable wait as a driver change has been scheduled for rush hour. Yeesh. I feel for people who have to rely on their utter shit show of a service. by twistedLucidity (Tue 18th Apr 2023 10:10am)
  • Where did she take your friends? Somewhere nice? by twistedLucidity (Tue 18th Apr 2023 4:19pm)
  • WW1 stuff, or what Russia is taking out of storage and frantically trying to recommission? :-P by twistedLucidity (Tue 18th Apr 2023 4:40pm)
  • 1. You don't _have to_ let them in 1. How can an architect make you homeless? 1. Have you clarified with the landlord what is happening, when they would like it to happen, etc? by twistedLucidity (Tue 18th Apr 2023 5:34pm)
  • You won't, they can't evict you. You need clarity from the landlord on their plans, and you don't *need to* let the architect in. by twistedLucidity (Tue 18th Apr 2023 6:58pm)
  • Len Lothian out Kinning Park way. by twistedLucidity (Wed 19th Apr 2023 6:51am)
  • They've had on-street bins for "backcourt" waste in parts of Shawlands for ages. It's a PITA. They block the pavement to the point it's one person at a time, they stink, they are often overflowing and have more rubbish stacked up beside them. Utter farce. I have seen such things work in other (non-UK) cities and it works well. But they have many more bins and *actual* dedicated spaces for them that don't impede people. Personally I like the Amsterdam ones where the actual bin is underground and gets hoiked out when it needs emptied. Disney is even better, but we're not getting tunnels to suck away all the rubbish any time soon. by twistedLucidity (Wed 19th Apr 2023 9:12am)
  • Autoglass or whomever your insurance sends out. by twistedLucidity (Wed 19th Apr 2023 9:56pm)
  • For me it means absolutely nothing, I'll be working. Banks, dentists etc will be closed. Maybe post offices, and government offices like the DVLA too. I would expect leisure places to be open into order to make money from folks, same with most shops. by twistedLucidity (Sun 23rd Apr 2023 8:36am)
  • Not a motorcycle dealers that's for sure. I know there's a load of dodgy vape shops that way, so maybe dealing something else? Also think there might be an alternative/rocker clothing store there. Isn't that section a bus lane? Didn't think cars or motorcycles were allowed down there. by twistedLucidity (Sun 23rd Apr 2023 9:20am)
  • Not a peep one this old OP3 on GiffGaff by twistedLucidity (Sun 23rd Apr 2023 4:09pm)
  • Fuck sake, and I've just had half a beer, so can't drive North. Cloudy as all balls though, won't see shit. by twistedLucidity (Sun 23rd Apr 2023 9:04pm)
  • Temping agency to get you started. After that, Sig through s1jobs, indeed, etc by twistedLucidity (Mon 24th Apr 2023 7:35am)
  • [Glasgow, Kentuchy](https://goo.gl/maps/t7VBEGsv5DspaTTN6)? by twistedLucidity (Mon 24th Apr 2023 8:25am)
  • It might be, it might not. Far too many variables to give a decent answer. Your best bet is to look at RightMove, Zoopla etc. by twistedLucidity (Mon 24th Apr 2023 5:44pm)
  • Car breakers for the panel, literally any mechanic for the work. Won't be cheap though and you could well be throwing good money after bad. Probably best to get it to a reliable mechanic *first* and ensure there is any point in saving the car. A body shop should also be able to advise. by twistedLucidity (Tue 25th Apr 2023 9:30pm)
  • Depends on your gearing, fitness, and bravery. I freewheel the last third or so to build up speed, get into a low gear, then pedal.like a loon until I feel like my heart with burst out of my chest. It gets easier. That's me, you do you. by twistedLucidity (Tue 25th Apr 2023 9:38pm)
  • Great recent video from Not Just Bikes about the [improvements in Oslo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmp09Fd07oc). If they can create some fantastic infrastructure, then Glasgow (and the UK as a whole) has no excuse. Was out on a couple of bike rides yesterday, the infrastructure is horrific. Often poorly laid out, having to take "odd" routes and it just been laid out willy-nilly and (of course) terrible signage. What is it with the UK and signs? Why don't street corners have signs to let you know the names? PITA. Assuming all the cycle route signs were torn down by twats. by twistedLucidity (Tue 25th Apr 2023 9:36pm)
  • Yes. by twistedLucidity (Tue 25th Apr 2023 9:41pm)
  • It deffo can be worked on. Each time you do it, the next will be a *little* easier. Just don't freewheel the whole way down. You'll be going *way* to fast to deal with any problems. TBH, I kinda like the challenge. by twistedLucidity (Tue 25th Apr 2023 9:47pm)
  • The irony of a city with such utterly appalling and poorly planned cycling infrastructure hosting this is hilarious. Hopefully GCC pulls their finger out and actually delivers some improvements. [Relevant comment thread](https://redd.it/12yjl9q) by twistedLucidity (Wed 26th Apr 2023 8:08am)
  • She didn't say "There's pure heaps of shite fluttering down yer streets, like"? She must have only seen the good bits. by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th Apr 2023 7:08am)
  • There's might still be a few place in the Trongate area. Partner go a nice one there. Motorcycle shops often have a few more casual ones (or just pull the armour, a mate did that with a retro Ducati one). High street shops will stock some, but quality will be high variable. Lakeland Leather do great jackets (where mine is from) but I don't think there is a shop nearby. Really depends on what you want. by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th Apr 2023 7:11am)
  • Bespoke really depends on the material a d what else you spec out. We've used Osdin quite a few times now and they've always been great. Yes, more than IKEA but at least they fit! Not sure of online places, sorry. by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th Apr 2023 8:17am)
  • More people walking/cycling *increases* footfall. A lane can move many, many more cyclists than it can cars. by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th Apr 2023 2:38pm)
  • Difference nature of write-off. Yes, it does matter. by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th Apr 2023 2:36pm)
  • Often there's permitted loading times. Is that not the case there? Genuine question - ages since I've been up that way. by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th Apr 2023 2:41pm)
  • > I will never understand why the council don’t fine these people. **Especially** as they are desperate of funds. Could probably fund half of Glasgow for a month just by ambling down Vicky Road and then into Shawlands issuing fines to all the dickheads! by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th Apr 2023 2:39pm)
  • Been out of that scene for a while, but there are IAM & RoSPA groups. Think the BMF might organise a few things. Maybe MAG too. Then you have the likes of the Blue Angels, Slaves etc. But they kinda take it serious. That said, not seen a patch in an age anywhere. As for pints, don't drink and ride. Better off finding a rally and get mashed there where you can safely collapse into your own tent. by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th Apr 2023 6:59pm)
  • I'd avoid the IAM social ride outs. When I did them, they would tear off (well over the limit) leaving slower riders behind to fend for themselves. Not nice, not welcoming. Also the only people I have ever had a serious accident with. Ride your own ride. Good luck with the blood biker thing, didn't know it was open to civvies; thought it was just ex-police etc. by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th Apr 2023 8:42pm)
  • You'd need to be taken directly to an attack site, no? So long as you use an app that will simply shows the text, you should be OK. There's loads of those and I doubt they'd all have the same flaw. Unless the camera has a flaw.... by twistedLucidity (Sat 29th Apr 2023 8:00am)
  • A flute is, technically, a pipe. by twistedLucidity (Sat 29th Apr 2023 2:09pm)
  • Oh shitting fuck, really? *Thought* I heard something earlier. So that explains the police and the Rangers scarves around Hampden? Assumed it was football (Old Firm tomorrow as well). Was about to get the bus into town, might walk instead now. Shower of arseholes. Can't we just ban this hateful shite already? by twistedLucidity (Sat 29th Apr 2023 2:09pm)
  • A big pipe. So your mum and dad tell me. by twistedLucidity (Sat 29th Apr 2023 2:13pm)
  • Yay! Let's hope they stay the fuck away. by twistedLucidity (Sat 29th Apr 2023 2:12pm)
  • Check Gumtree as the like in Manchester, Liverpool etc. Odds are though that it's long gone, a claim off your insurance is about the only recourse you have I'm sorry to say. by twistedLucidity (Sat 29th Apr 2023 10:05pm)
  • The big charities would rather a dog rot in their shelter than release them to somewhere that wasn't *perfect*. You could try a smaller outfit like [Give a dog a bone](https://www.giveadogabone.net/), or a breed-specific resuce (assuming you have experience of the breed, of course) such as [SHWAUK](https://siberianhuskywelfare.co.uk/) or [Greyhound Trust](https://www.greyhoundtrust.org.uk/). There is always the (expensive) option of buying from a breeder. Find them via the Kennel Club and never, ever, **ever** buy off the likes of Gumtree. by twistedLucidity (Mon 1st May 2023 7:09am)
  • Greyhounds are a good fit for a flat as they are the world's fastest couch potato. ~30min rip in a field/park and they're usually happy. by twistedLucidity (Mon 1st May 2023 7:12am)
  • The Ivy on Buchanan Street is very good. by twistedLucidity (Mon 1st May 2023 2:57pm)
  • Where are the wardens/police issuing tickets? Dunno, but if the clatty weggie fux would clean up after their dogs (and use the bin for the rest of their litter) then we wouldn't be live in a shithole. by twistedLucidity (Mon 1st May 2023 4:31pm)
  • People make Glasgow! ^^^^(Clatty) by twistedLucidity (Mon 1st May 2023 4:29pm)
  • Imagine being so lazy that you can't be arsed to bend down, bag your dog's shite, and then bin it. by twistedLucidity (Mon 1st May 2023 4:57pm)
  • Bad bot by twistedLucidity (Fri 5th May 2023 6:42am)
  • Open land or a building? To do what with? Guerrilla gardening, commune, rave....? There's [this](https://redd.it/13827jx), and the vacant plot across the road from it. by twistedLucidity (Fri 5th May 2023 7:11am)
  • Strathbungo, certainly the bit between Pollokshaws Road and Victoria Road. Strathbungo amenities, Govanhill prices. by twistedLucidity (Fri 5th May 2023 10:06am)
  • That area is actually Govanhill, check the [community council map](https://shawlandsstrathbungocc.files.wordpress.com/2022/02/shawlands-strathbungo-cc-map.jpg). Also the old primary school on Craigie St literally has "Strathbungo" chiselled onto it. It is a G42 code though and there certainly was talk of shifting the boundary; not sure what happened with that as I don't live there any more. by twistedLucidity (Fri 5th May 2023 1:45pm)
  • Oh, I know. I used to live in the area. The reason for the change was to align the boundaries of the various entities. by twistedLucidity (Fri 5th May 2023 2:54pm)
  • Seen a fair few TBH, and at Govanhill prices too. Not that I want a one bedroom, ground floor flat! I've also lives in Govanhill proper (with a scummy landlord for that real experience) and whilst the place has its...umm..quirks, it's not really that bad. Although yes, litter. Don't start me. Estate agents always upsell "Bijou apartment in up-and-coming area with great potential" mean "Pokey wee place in a shitehole that's going to be a complete money pit". by twistedLucidity (Fri 5th May 2023 5:48pm)
  • If only someone would invent a way to link one piece of information to another, create and searchable index of some kind, and then run it all over a fault tolerant series of networks. But alas, such things are beyond our ken. by twistedLucidity (Fri 5th May 2023 7:55pm)
  • Had ours done during COVID. Started at £55k and rose to over £80k, which did include a new slate roof. Can't recommend the company as whilst they did fix every problem, they did miss-sell and low-ball at the outset. My advice, go for a higher quote from a company that has a quantity surveyor on the books and get it in writing who is doing project management. by twistedLucidity (Fri 5th May 2023 10:09pm)
  • Also keep in mind all the things that are assumed. You need a staircase? They will bid on the lowest set of units, not a hand carved oak set. Make sure any quote covers **everything** you want. by twistedLucidity (Fri 5th May 2023 10:53pm)
  • You been watching Colin Furze? by twistedLucidity (Sat 6th May 2023 9:10am)
  • Even if the buses were free, clean, and ran on time; folks would still have needs to drive in and thus the LEZ would still be needed. by twistedLucidity (Sat 6th May 2023 1:30pm)
  • * The royal coronation was yesterday * That is a guillotine graphic * Do you require more? by twistedLucidity (Sun 7th May 2023 7:56pm)
  • Why so misogynist? by twistedLucidity (Sun 7th May 2023 8:02pm)
  • Could be weeks or could be months. Depends on lots of factors like the chain, do you have a mortgage in place, are the deeds and various certificates all correct, and so on. If you want a ballpark for something with zero issues, 4 months ± 2 months. Buying my first flat was a breeze (literally done on a handshake, solicitor informed, all done within a month), selling it 20+ years later was a shitting nightmare. The Glasgow planning department are good peeps and figured out the problem (eventually). by twistedLucidity (Sun 7th May 2023 11:49pm)
  • Buying or renting? You post doesn't make it clear. by twistedLucidity (Sun 7th May 2023 11:56pm)
  • They did done fuck up. If you don't want to call them, put the money to one side because they'll come looking for it eventually. by twistedLucidity (Mon 8th May 2023 11:52am)
  • Change suppliers if you can. I have no complaints about Octopus. by twistedLucidity (Mon 8th May 2023 1:55pm)
  • If you have the owner's details, call them. If you don't have them, see if one of your other neighbours does. Is this a smoke alarm or burglar alarm? If you think it's smoke, push open their letter box and have a sniff. Any smoke odour, call the fire brigade. If burglar, call the alarm company. They should have contact details at the very least. You can call the police non-emergency number and explain the situation. by twistedLucidity (Mon 8th May 2023 8:13pm)
  • Again? They were on fire a few months ago. by twistedLucidity (Tue 9th May 2023 8:47am)
  • They will investigate. It involves opening your letter box and having a good look/sniff. I was caught in a similar situation years ago as the owner; this is how I know it's what they do. Maybe if one of them has a hobbyist lock-picker then could gain entry without damage; although I am not sure of the legalities of that. by twistedLucidity (Tue 9th May 2023 8:53am)
  • Rent != Buy. You can get a flat share with other students in the private sector. This is usually easier in the second year when you've made friends. You landlord will still be a complete arsehole though. by twistedLucidity (Tue 9th May 2023 11:24pm)
  • Photography, BJJ, Glasgow Sceptics, Muay Thai, Comedy nights, Running, Book club, Climbing, Cookery classes, Yoga, Painting, Salsa/Tango/Etc... Just pick literally **anything** you would like to try and have a quick search on the Internet, or even just MeetUp. by twistedLucidity (Wed 10th May 2023 12:30pm)
  • Part of the problem is choice, there's just so much of it. Evening classes are often fun, e.g. learning a new language. by twistedLucidity (Wed 10th May 2023 3:27pm)
  • The Bell Jar, Queens Park Cafe, Victoria Bar, Allison Arms, Hegarty's, koelschipyard, Titwood Var, The Regent, Zinfandel's, Luna, Star Bar, Mächtigen, Stag & Thistle. Congratulations, bow you know more bars in the target area. by twistedLucidity (Fri 12th May 2023 7:12am)
  • > Also can't get my head round one side of the city centre is too far but you've listed queen's park and merchant city - none of this makes sense to me. My only guess is the relative ease one can get North/South out that way as it's a straight road, there is also the new cycle way. Getting to the West End is (relatively speaking) a bit more of an arae. by twistedLucidity (Fri 12th May 2023 7:37am)
  • Feckin' autocorrect. It's meant to read "Marchtown" by twistedLucidity (Fri 12th May 2023 8:24am)
  • You have date, time, location, and possibly reg numbers; call Police Scotland on 101 and ask them what to do? by twistedLucidity (Fri 12th May 2023 7:11pm)
  • WiFi is dependent on your router, so you will probably want a new WiFi 6 one, although you will only get full speed if your devices are capable. For Internet service, then check to see what is available in your area. Don't pay for what you don't need. Would you really saturate a symmetric gigabit link? Latency will also matter for gaming. If you have CityFibre available, you can get Vodafone, Brawband, Zen and others. You may also have Hyperoptic and VirginMedia as option (VM's router sucks - only run it in modem mode and get your own router). Even with OpenReach you can get 80Mbps if you are close to the exchange. I don't think I have ever seen a recent plan with a data cap. We're with Vodafone, 500 symmetric (it was a cheap deal), but no 5G backup (which may be a concern if you need it for work), two working from home, no complaints, great install by CityFibre. £29pcm on a 2 year contract. by twistedLucidity (Fri 12th May 2023 7:18pm)
  • Been here for decades. I've spoken to them for a bit, harmless enough to me and it means they don't bother the more vulnerable. There's a Mormon hall just down the road from me. Always seems to be shut. by twistedLucidity (Fri 12th May 2023 8:32pm)
  • Certainly used to be a class in Kelvin Hall, but I've not heard of one on manys a year (not that I've been looking). Edit; Seems someone else has the deets. Go with Kincaid. by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th May 2023 6:38am)
  • Join a club (photography, running, whatever), attend a MeetUp (more of those than I could list), go to open mic nights, think this sub gets together at times. by twistedLucidity (Sat 13th May 2023 6:40am)
  • Work full remote _as what_, and in _what industry_? If you want to be a fully remote bartender, I have some bad news for you. My employer is fully remote, but they're not Glaswegian or even Scottish; so don't fit your criteria. by twistedLucidity (Mon 15th May 2023 2:04pm)
  • * [This post](https://redd.it/13cxhvm); and * [This post](https://redd.it/w7t1uc) Seems pretty damning to me. Do the Zoom call if you fancy a bit of practice, grill them on specifics. by twistedLucidity (Tue 16th May 2023 8:04am)
  • OO pure fuming. by twistedLucidity (Fri 19th May 2023 7:12am)
  • My understanding is that this is a splinter group from "Patriotic Alternative" called "Homeland". The scuttlebutt seems to be that "Homeland" iss tuff with neo-Nazis. Not sure if true, but the name sounds a bit fascist to me and I want nothing to do with either group. Shower of racist wanks. by twistedLucidity (Fri 19th May 2023 1:45pm)
  • I am not linking to them, but they're not hard to find online if you feel the urge. by twistedLucidity (Fri 19th May 2023 7:05pm)
  • That is probably a clue. by twistedLucidity (Fri 19th May 2023 8:29pm)
  • Use the names and details from my first comment? by twistedLucidity (Fri 19th May 2023 8:29pm)
  • Outside exists, try using it. by twistedLucidity (Sat 20th May 2023 8:22am)
  • Is the Catty nit doing something for the rugrats? They used to. by twistedLucidity (Sat 20th May 2023 7:20pm)
  • Night? It's barely 1930, no even fed the dugs! by twistedLucidity (Sat 20th May 2023 7:27pm)
  • How much do you (or they) want to spend? * Floorboards can be lifted and sound deadening added. * Securing/Replacing floorboards can help too * Carpets with a good underlay will help more * Overlay (e.g. engineered wood) with sound deadening underlay will make things less bad, but carpet is still king For a quick fix, sprinkle some talc around the loss floorboards, then word it in. Vacuum up the excess. The talc should act as a dry lubricant. Sound can be weird. If you can work with them to figure out were you sound loudest, than can help focus efforts. They can, of course, also add sound deadening to their ceiling if they want. by twistedLucidity (Sat 20th May 2023 7:25pm)
  • OK, plan b. Get really into speed metal for like two weeks. *Loud* speed metal. If your neighbours ever ask, just bang on as fast as you can about how much you love speed metal and mayhem. After two weeks, go back to normal. You will now seem so quiet they will never complain again. Note: This can seriously backfire on you in the future! by twistedLucidity (Sat 20th May 2023 7:31pm)
  • AIUI they still are. From what I understand, the 4 C's is still bandit country. by twistedLucidity (Sat 20th May 2023 11:14pm)
  • The old football pitch will form part of any development deal, you can be sure of that. I just wish they'd clean up all the debris from the recent construction that's along the banks of the Cart. by twistedLucidity (Sun 21st May 2023 9:03am)
  • There's a lot of development happening round that way. Some of it looks decent, the rest is a bit "Meh" TBH. Shawlands is a short walk, and with the rail access it's not a bad wee area. by twistedLucidity (Sun 21st May 2023 9:01am)
  • GCC simply do not care about the city. This is another building that they have deliberately allowed to rot so it can be demolished and replaced with something ugly. It could have been a business/community hub. It could have been flats (there seem to be be a couple of companies around who do decent conversions). But no. City getting fucked over by GCC. Again. Hell, they can't even give us an affordable bus service that works. Arseholes. by twistedLucidity (Sun 21st May 2023 9:00am)
  • Something going on at BAE maybe? by twistedLucidity (Sun 21st May 2023 10:28am)
  • Hard to understand, did my best: * Yah fucking wheesht(?) * Get Tae fuck * Sorry * Wer what there's two teenagers punched me(?) Yah wee P**i! * Oh my god, that (undecipherable) As for a a screenshot, rather pointless since half the video is taken up by the banners. Although I wonder why you need that. Location, Buchanan Street maybe? If this is your video, report the incident to the police using the non-emergency 101. They'll have access to CCTV etc. Although I would expect you to remember where you filmed it! by twistedLucidity (Mon 22nd May 2023 8:22am)
  • I'm not *from* Glasgow. by twistedLucidity (Mon 22nd May 2023 9:00am)
  • Wild garlic should still be good. Don't go mad, only take what you need. Although do keep in mind a dog has probably pissed on it. by twistedLucidity (Tue 23rd May 2023 8:36pm)
  • [You've taken?](https://redd.it/12olc2a) New alt to get around the suspension? by twistedLucidity (Tue 23rd May 2023 9:38pm)
  • Nasty. by twistedLucidity (Tue 23rd May 2023 10:26pm)
  • Any Asian supermarket. Or a cash and carry open to the public. There's one in Polmadie (forget the name) and another in Pollokshields beside United Warehouse. by twistedLucidity (Tue 23rd May 2023 10:42pm)
  • If they aren't following the rules about the deposit, are they even registered? https://www.landlordregistrationscotland.gov.uk/search If not, contact the council. https://www.landlordregistrationscotland.gov.uk/local-authority-contact If you found them via uni, let them know the landlord is dodgy and the uni will remove them from their list. by twistedLucidity (Thu 25th May 2023 7:16pm)
  • There isn't. You have a contract with the landlord and that has to be the registered person. by twistedLucidity (Fri 26th May 2023 6:25am)
  • "She" isn't even the landlord, the daughter is. "She" is dodgy and OP has "she" over a barrel. by twistedLucidity (Fri 26th May 2023 6:57am)
  • Good, I hope it all works out. TBH, I think you have them over a barrel. by twistedLucidity (Fri 26th May 2023 6:55am)
  • The what now? Noticed a fair few Celtic supporters in town as I was leaving, got no idea why though. by twistedLucidity (Sat 27th May 2023 9:38pm)
  • What is the collective noun for fuds? by twistedLucidity (Sat 27th May 2023 9:36pm)
  • Montrose Street. by twistedLucidity (Sat 27th May 2023 9:44pm)
  • Probably Glaswegians. How do I know? I live in Glasgow with clarity Glaswegians. by twistedLucidity (Sat 27th May 2023 9:43pm)
  • Yes, the twat getting mugs like you to pay for the seminars is doing rather well from the grift. I was given the "opportunity" to attend a similar seminar years ago. It took every fibre of my being to not heckle the gobshite on stage. by twistedLucidity (Sat 27th May 2023 9:40pm)
  • Yes, I know plenty of places for free parking close the the museum. Thanks for asking. by twistedLucidity (Sat 27th May 2023 9:44pm)
  • 1. If he has money to drink, he has money for a taxi 1. The first time, or if there was some extenuating reason or he likewise picks you up at 3am, go. Otherwise let the drunkard walk, *especially* if this is a regular thing 1. What are you, his personal taxi service? What if you'd had a drink and were thus unfit to drive? There would a long talk the next day about how this relationship is going and being taken for granted I'd never call my partner at 3am after out on the lash, unless pre-agreed, I just get a taxi or something. I don't expect the to sit at home awaiting my summons. by twistedLucidity (Sun 28th May 2023 8:35am)
  • DELETED Some sportsball team won a trinket I think. Town was thronging with people screeching incomprehensible songs. by twistedLucidity (Sun 28th May 2023 8:55am)
  • DELETED Didn't know that was a thing! I watch some sports, I just can't give a single ahit about football. by twistedLucidity (Sun 28th May 2023 9:04am)
  • DELETED Yeah, Celtic won something. TBH I have no idea what it was. by twistedLucidity (Sun 28th May 2023 9:03am)
  • Transylvania Coffee and Shop on Victoria Road near to Queens Park usually have some things in. by twistedLucidity (Mon 29th May 2023 9:17pm)
  • Is that a new place? Never heard of it. Nice, is it? How much for a pint? by twistedLucidity (Tue 30th May 2023 9:50am)
  • Depends on what is wrong. PCB? Can be replaced or, as I have done in the past after looking up the model & problem, DIY'd it. If it's gas, forget it. You have a leak and they are a bugger to track down. Try https://www.sunshine-electrical.co.uk/ by twistedLucidity (Tue 30th May 2023 10:43am)
  • Was this via credit card? Did you go through all the two-factor shenanigans? If that answers are "Yes" and "No", then dispute the charge. by twistedLucidity (Wed 31st May 2023 10:24pm)
  • [Costco, is it really worth it?](https://www.netflix.com/gb/title/81661766) Non-perishables you can store is a good bet. Do check the unit price on **everything** and don't forget to add VAT. Have a list. Don't buy what you don't use/need. Their fruit & veg is often wrapped in heaps of plastic and flown in front he USA - you may be better off at a different cash & carry. A lot of their goods care brands and cheap for what they are, but often still more expensive than that equivalent quality supermarket own-label. Their sog food is said to be slightly above average, but keep in mind you need to transition to a new food, not just switch. Fuel is ~4p cheaper than supermarkets, go with an empty tank and fuel there. Tyres are reasonable too for brand names. by twistedLucidity (Wed 31st May 2023 10:39pm)
  • Brits are also mutts. For too long we've had people comin' over here, bringing their... ...beakers, what's wrong with cupping your hands‽ [Full Stewart Lee Sketch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cgeXd5kRDg) For Glasgow comedy, watch "Still Game" and "Chewin' the Fat". Should be on Netflix. by twistedLucidity (Wed 31st May 2023 10:47pm)
  • I shudder to think how much importing 4 dogs would cost, but that's a relatively minor issue compared to the glaring problem; you won't be given a mortgage. If you have a million of more to spend on a property, you won't need one (obvs) but if you need to borrow...forget it. Even with vast amounts of folding, you will lose a lot having to jump through anti-laundering hoops and fees. We tend not to "hire" are realtor, save for the very high-end. You will do all the searching, you will go look at the properties, you will instruct a solicitor, you will play the "How much over the surveyed value do I go?" game. As for renting...good luck. "No pets allowed" is the general rule. You will need to be here to find a place, consider using a short-term let as a base to find somewhere but unless it's out in the sticks, don't expect your dogs to be joining. by twistedLucidity (Wed 31st May 2023 10:57pm)
  • The selling and buying of a property in Scotland can be *rapid*. I have listed places on a Thursday, accepted an offer on Friday and the paperwork done on Monday. Actual moving can take longer due to due diligence, checks etc; but the major work is all sorted. *Do not* confuse the Scottish system (quirky and difficult in a sellers market, like now) with the English one (raging shitshow). by twistedLucidity (Wed 31st May 2023 11:09pm)
  • I didn't know you wanted to import a car; unless it is a highly valuable classic, don't. And if it is a highly valuable classic, don't. Our road salt will destroy it. What you would call a "compact", we view as a large car (e.g. Ford Escort). You'd be on the wrong side and that causes visibility issues. Your car may also require retro-fitting (e.g. fog lights, actual indicators), and insurance will be a total *bastard*. by twistedLucidity (Wed 31st May 2023 11:06pm)
  • Your best bet, I know people renting with dogs. Things can be remote and isolated though. by twistedLucidity (Wed 31st May 2023 11:21pm)
  • Shawlands? Wonder if the driver smacked a panic alarm by mistake? by twistedLucidity (Thu 1st Jun 2023 8:04am)
  • Went there once, don't see what all the fuss is about. Plenty of other places to do. by twistedLucidity (Thu 1st Jun 2023 12:21pm)
  • I can already "return a lot of bottles at once", it's called the "glass recycling bin". If councils are not collecting separated glass, then the government needs to compel them to (as well as ensure there is funding and recycling resources available). Where the DRS _might_ have an edge is that it encourages people to pick up the vast quantities of shite that clatty fecks drop at their feet. by twistedLucidity (Fri 2nd Jun 2023 9:53am)
  • Prices will (probably) rise to cover the cost of what you are being paid. Council tax bills will (absolutely) not come down due to there now being no glass collection. You are now paying more over all for zero gain. Never mind the issue of things being bought in rUK not being part of the scheme. I am not totally opposed to the idea, because if it cuts down on the sheer amount of litter then that is a win, but it seems to be getting implemented in the most kack-handed way possible with zero reference to other countries that have such systems in place. by twistedLucidity (Fri 2nd Jun 2023 11:01am)
  • Something [like this](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/135497360#)? I allowed for ~20% when setting the upper price filter. by twistedLucidity (Fri 2nd Jun 2023 11:05am)
  • [Covered that](https://reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/13y68pt/deposit_return_scheme/jmlei53?context=3) by twistedLucidity (Fri 2nd Jun 2023 12:53pm)
  • Failing that, any pilsner (especially low alcohol ones) would be a good second. Or soda and a linei. by twistedLucidity (Sat 3rd Jun 2023 12:16am)
  • Scotland is used to a lot of rain, we do not have significant storage. Climate change is, well, changing things. We had the opportunity to fix that, but we shat the bed. We had the opportunity to mitigate the worst, but we shat the bed. Now the impacts are here and we are...err...expelling the waste products upon where we wish to lay our head. by twistedLucidity (Sat 3rd Jun 2023 12:21am)
  • Report it to the council. There's little else you can do about people being thick. by twistedLucidity (Sat 3rd Jun 2023 7:59am)
  • Why? [Pollution is going down](https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/23565040.pollution-falls-hope-street-following-day-one-lez/), that's a good thing. That Glasgow doesn't have a functioning public transport or active travel systems are separate issues and will be problems regardless of the LEZ. by twistedLucidity (Sat 3rd Jun 2023 2:28pm)
  • *Why* was you car towed? That information night help others help you. by twistedLucidity (Mon 5th Jun 2023 9:00pm)
  • Absolutely it should. by twistedLucidity (Tue 6th Jun 2023 7:55am)
  • Spamazoa Athletic playing West Spam United? by twistedLucidity (Tue 6th Jun 2023 9:03am)
  • It's an improvement for sure. I really wish it was possible to create an overall plan for the riverfront, it seems such an incredible assets to basically ignore and allow to go to waste. From failed banks, barriers, vandalism, graffiti, poorly planned, and poorly signed paths; it's almost like Glasgow is embarrassed the Clyde exists. by twistedLucidity (Tue 6th Jun 2023 11:51am)
  • Yeah, the way the land is parceled is far from ideal but GCC has failed to get a grip of it for decades, or even propose a coherent plan, is inexcusable. The framework is good to see, but it should not have taken this long. Maybe there just isn't the demand, but one would have thought a river taxi would have been viable (I know the used to be one). It just seems that overall, as I said, Glasgow is embarrassed by the Clyde. Which is in stark contrast to every other river/creek city I have visited. by twistedLucidity (Tue 6th Jun 2023 1:50pm)
  • Well, we are rapidly approaching drought conditions. Not surprised. Welcome to climate change. Pull up a chair and watch the world burn. by twistedLucidity (Tue 6th Jun 2023 7:19pm)
  • [Read for yourself](https://redd.it/142etak) by twistedLucidity (Tue 6th Jun 2023 9:17pm)
  • DIY is easiest. As others have said, just use a Stanley knife (from the back). Wear a mask and open all windows, years of dust will come up. For the floor restoration, Avoca do good work. by twistedLucidity (Wed 7th Jun 2023 2:32pm)
  • Yes, people should not have been crossing (dangerous for them, but not against the HC) *but* the rider should be able to stop in the distance they can see and that junction is notorious (used to be on my route). Pedestrians are considered the most vulnerable road user, it is up to all drivers to look out for them. Green does not mean "Go". He should have slowed down and called out. Complete fud. by twistedLucidity (Wed 7th Jun 2023 8:35pm)
  • Have you tried talking to them about the problem? by twistedLucidity (Wed 7th Jun 2023 8:55pm)
  • Wash your windscreen. The blow over will cause them to slow down as they deal with their own windscreen. If they are too close, slow down so that you have ample distance in front to make up for their lack. by twistedLucidity (Thu 8th Jun 2023 7:43am)
  • That this is tagged as "Eating Out" is a bit...umm... inappropriate? Also getting slight controlling vibes from your description, a little concerning. Anyhoo, tell him to go out and just meet people. Rufus T? Solid? Catty? I dunno, I'm an old fart. See if there are any clubs/groups/classes that he might be interested in? I've generally found that you meet someone when you aren't looking (or even trying). by twistedLucidity (Thu 8th Jun 2023 7:41am)
  • Seems to have been taken private now, and they [have form](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR8ibyqI6-8) for riding aggressively towards pedestrians. by twistedLucidity (Thu 8th Jun 2023 3:55pm)
  • Home. by twistedLucidity (Fri 9th Jun 2023 9:54am)
  • > VIrgin wifi is not much better You mean their broadband? Can often be the router having a fart. Unplug it (power and cable) for 5 mins, then plug it back in. If it does not help, contact support. If you actually mean WiFi, time for fun and games with a WiFi analyser. by twistedLucidity (Fri 9th Jun 2023 9:54am)
  • Won't happen with VM (or so I am told). What will happen is that the old (potentially stale) connection will be ditched and on the reconnect a new negotiation occur, rather than the old one be assigned again. For a VM engineer to rock-up would require numerous, sustained complaints from customers. I have had to do this numerous times over the years with VM and have gotten a new IP each time (dynamic DNS detected the change and updated). Never needed to do it with basic copper. Although networks checks did detect a dodgy socket (all hail Zen for getting one of you folks out within the hour). Now I'm on fibre, I've not needed to do a thing. Although over not been on fibre long. by twistedLucidity (Fri 9th Jun 2023 4:51pm)
  • Dogs bark. Some more than others, but they bark. Whether it's a problem or net depends on the nature and duration of the bark. If you feel the dog is a problem, report it to the council. If you feel threatend by the dog (even if it can't get to you), then the owners are possibly in breach of the Dangerous Dogs Act. by twistedLucidity (Sun 11th Jun 2023 1:32pm)
  • I'm in Glasgow, I shuttered my subreddit for the period. 🤷 by twistedLucidity (Wed 14th Jun 2023 3:38pm)
  • No. There is the Electron Club (never been), but I think that is about the best you will get. I used to be a member at Nottingham Hackspace; it was awesome! If I had to energy/time to organise anything, I'd try to start one. by twistedLucidity (Wed 14th Jun 2023 3:41pm)
  • Possibly related to the API changes. Reddit has decided to kill itself in the run up to their IPO. by twistedLucidity (Sat 17th Jun 2023 9:52am)
  • They've go e private in protest at the API changes. A vote what held and it is what Redditors voted for.. am not sure if they are approving users for access or not. by twistedLucidity (Sat 17th Jun 2023 9:51am)
  • It's an I definite blackout until Reddit changes their policy or replaces the mods. I need to poll my own sub, but tricky to do until I return home as I would also like to fine alternatives for subscribers. by twistedLucidity (Sat 17th Jun 2023 1:18pm)
  • I've been experiencing trouble with Reddit today (e.g. unable to post unless I use their website). by twistedLucidity (Sat 17th Jun 2023 1:22pm)
  • Screw VM with this shite router and pishy upload speeds. Go with a **real** ISP like Zen for **actual** customer support (and a router that works), Brawband, Vodafone or anyone else doing FTTP. by twistedLucidity (Sun 18th Jun 2023 8:34pm)
  • Not enough information. But based on work we have had done over the past few years (**wide** error bars): * Plaster - £1k per room * Rewire (whole house) - £5+k * Kitchen - £20k * Paint - £2+k * Toilet - £5k * Carpets - £1.5k per room * Boiler - £3k * Windows - £10k Total: £57+k, budget for more. Once you start work, you find problems. by twistedLucidity (Mon 19th Jun 2023 8:11pm)
  • Postcard + Glass = Arachnid relocation Put them some where out of you way where they will survive. Everyone happy! by twistedLucidity (Wed 21st Jun 2023 9:10am)
  • Polmadie, they have e-waste recycling. Probably the other centres too. Although now these are in bits...they'll probably end up in landfill. by twistedLucidity (Wed 21st Jun 2023 3:53pm)
  • Hand it into the police. by twistedLucidity (Wed 21st Jun 2023 5:04pm)
  • Yes, it is mental just now. Getting a test date is also hard. Got a mate with a full license and who's olb enough? Hire a dual control car and get some practice in. Even if just staring out, you can find an empty car park and practice clutch control etc etc. Don't forget to study the Highway Code. by twistedLucidity (Thu 22nd Jun 2023 8:46am)
  • If it's West of Vicky Road, with would be in the [Shawlands & Strathbungo Community council area](https://shawlandsstrathbungocc.uk/our-area/), so... by twistedLucidity (Thu 22nd Jun 2023 5:16pm)
  • Depends on where they go for processing. by twistedLucidity (Thu 22nd Jun 2023 9:08pm)
  • [And it's gone.](https://redd.it/14flgeb) by twistedLucidity (Fri 23rd Jun 2023 8:40am)
  • [Other thread](https://redd.it/14hqe64) by twistedLucidity (Sat 24th Jun 2023 1:05pm)
  • I've seen that sex-in-a-canoe van. Bud is not beer. It is an abomination to all that is good in the world. by twistedLucidity (Sat 24th Jun 2023 7:28pm)
  • I am willing to bet your D-lock is cheap and easy to breach. Look up the make & model to find out how. Only if you bought That ham Gold or something will you have any issue and even then, grinders are cheap to hire. by twistedLucidity (Sat 24th Jun 2023 7:30pm)
  • Always land for sale on Right Move. You could also ring estate agents. by twistedLucidity (Sun 25th Jun 2023 12:12pm)
  • Word-word-number, new account. Go race bait somewhere else, ya rocket. by twistedLucidity (Sun 25th Jun 2023 12:11pm)
  • If it's just a Yale/latch style lock and the deadbolt isn't engaged, use an old credit card between the door and frame to push the latch out of the way. If it's your flat and you have the cover, call your insurer and get them to send a locksmith. Failing that, do a web search and make a few call. by twistedLucidity (Sun 25th Jun 2023 7:14pm)
  • Have you written to your community council? by twistedLucidity (Sun 25th Jun 2023 8:03pm)
  • 1. Contact your councilors 1. Form a community group to take unified action 1. Record and report transgressions 1. Keep records of any incidents 1. Speak to local news reporters If you don't live in a rich area (like some of the better parts of Newlands) and don't have political connections, expect the square root of fuck all to happen. GCC cares about GCC, not Glasgow. by twistedLucidity (Sun 25th Jun 2023 8:02pm)
  • Have you been living under a rock? Can I join? Probably quieter. by twistedLucidity (Sun 25th Jun 2023 11:00pm)
  • DELETED Seems to be something you should be reporting to the polis, no Reddit. by twistedLucidity (Mon 26th Jun 2023 2:11pm)
  • Bungo, Zinfandel, Bell Jar, Koelschipyard, Allison Arms (curfew at weekends), Stag & Thistle (outside area), Phillies, Curious Liquids, Linen, G41. What Pub? will let you list bars/pubs that are dog friendly, keep in mind that some places may have closed; so double check. by twistedLucidity (Mon 26th Jun 2023 8:40pm)
  • I've not heard of any in that *specific* area, but it did flood into Pollok Park a few months ago, leading to the police kennels needing evacuated. A lot of work was done along the Cart to control the flooding and whilst I have see the levels high in Auldhouse Park, I've not aee it burst the bank's there. by twistedLucidity (Tue 27th Jun 2023 6:59am)
  • 1. Slow down (stop if you have to) so you don't enter the lane 1. Slow down so that you have time to process all the signs and markings 1. Slow down, plan ahead and try to anticipate what other drivers will (not) do I've been driving for many ~~years~~ decades, never gotten one of these fines (not that I am a saint). You *might* have grounds for appeal. Can't say for sure, would need to double-check the Highway Code (and possibly traffic legislation), but one can usually cross solid white lines and the like to avoid an obstruction/slow moving vehicle. by twistedLucidity (Tue 27th Jun 2023 7:13am)
  • It **did not** flood into Auldhouse park. The flats on the other bank are higher than the park flood plain. by twistedLucidity (Tue 27th Jun 2023 8:40am)
  • > What are folk's favourite spots Telling others is a great way to ruin them. by twistedLucidity (Wed 28th Jun 2023 11:20am)
  • Herbs can be easily grown in pots. If too many clueless morons go foraging in one specific area, they will damage that area by picking more than they need, doing it at the wrong time, and not watching where the put their fat feet. If they have to drive to said location, they won't exactly have a small carbon footprint. Wind yer neck in, ya fud. by twistedLucidity (Wed 28th Jun 2023 2:12pm)
  • Hello again! You going to delete this one too? 😄 In some cases, absolutely required (I used to live in such a place). Changing out the windows for something modern would have ruined the facade. We have wooden frames encasing double glazed units - from the street you simply could not tell. In other cases....not so much. I could see *maybe* requiring that a certain style/colour is used, but that's about it. Maybe rather than uPVC (some of which can be absolutely boggin'), composite frames could be used? Preserving history is important, but so is living. Either way, I wouldn't risk fitting the wrong thing and the potential £5k fine. Have you considered appealing the listing? Are you 100% sure it is listed and the grade? Sometimes it is more about the look (even when listed). by twistedLucidity (Wed 28th Jun 2023 7:55pm)
  • Could it be related to the bigot parade? by twistedLucidity (Sat 1st Jul 2023 10:07am)
  • Because too many people have no respect for their neighbours, community, or themselves. Just look at all the rubbish Glaswegians leave at their arse because they are too fucking lazy to walk to a bin or take it home. I did see some bloke in Queens Park stop his workout to pick up a bottle of Bucky and a few cans some roaster had dropped by a bench; so there are a few decent people about. by twistedLucidity (Sat 1st Jul 2023 2:17pm)
  • The Allen Carr method? It's literally just reading a book whilst still smoking. Works for some people. by twistedLucidity (Sat 1st Jul 2023 10:21pm)
  • Try the Griphouse. by twistedLucidity (Sun 2nd Jul 2023 10:38am)
  • £16.99 is the unit price per kilogram, the actual breasts are only £7. You will be cheaper to buy the whole bird and butcher it yourself. You'll have the dark mean which has more flavour as well as the bones and trimmings to make soup. by twistedLucidity (Mon 3rd Jul 2023 7:19pm)
  • > Half the shops/restaurants in the centre And everywhere else. Pollokshaws Road is a complete state. > don't seem to have anywhere to put their rubbish so it gets piled by the kerbs That's where they are told to put it so that the private contractor can pick it up. > and torn into by seagulls and foxes. Because it sits there for hours/days rather than being put out shortly before the private contractor comes past. by twistedLucidity (Tue 4th Jul 2023 7:38am)
  • > I get people should use bins etc and not be manky wee arseholes but is the council to blame? No. Fundamentally the people in Glasgow are to blame. Even if the council provided no bins there should be no rubbish, people should take it home with them. The one thing you absolutely can blame the council for is a total lack of any enforcement. > Personal responsibility and all that I get but the council needs to get all the drains sorted, get cunts out cleaning the rubbish up etc. How much more are you willing to pay in Council Tax for all that? > How realistically could the council fix the city? I can't think of something the council can do directly as the whole of Scotland (hell, the UK) is covered in litter and it needs Holyrood /Westminster to act. Often thought that low risk prisoners shouldn't be jailed, but put onto chain gangs (or something) and told to clean. What **you** can do though, if you are motivated enough, is litter pick your own area. Yes, you should have to, but here we are. Maybe get friends/neighbours to help. by twistedLucidity (Tue 4th Jul 2023 7:35am)
  • I hope you reported it, and provided details on any vehicle involved. by twistedLucidity (Tue 4th Jul 2023 8:46am)
  • Fines issued cover their wages? At least at the start. by twistedLucidity (Tue 4th Jul 2023 9:29am)
  • As the other commenter says, use FMS. It also means you can report problems in *any* council area (although not all councils accept reports from it). by twistedLucidity (Tue 4th Jul 2023 9:30am)
  • Hello, GlasgowLive! by twistedLucidity (Tue 4th Jul 2023 11:24am)
  • Report it to the council. They will actually take action. About twice a year I have to report some hedges near me because the home owners are feckless pricks who are too lazy to cut them and the bushes end up blocking the entire pavement. by twistedLucidity (Wed 5th Jul 2023 8:26am)
  • The good(?) news is that your report meant that anyone else who injured themselves in that pothole during that 9 month window could claim against the council. Did you put in a claim by any chance? I hope you also asked your councillors why it was taking so long to fix as it was clearly a danger. by twistedLucidity (Wed 5th Jul 2023 2:11pm)
  • I guess I'm your Mechanical Turk on this occasion. https://www.mtn-world.com/en/blog/2021/05/26/priestcorp-the-graffiti-company-with-53-interns/ by twistedLucidity (Wed 5th Jul 2023 3:09pm)
  • Toni's or 300°, both in Giffnock. by twistedLucidity (Wed 5th Jul 2023 9:03pm)
  • Different sectors of the market move at different rates. Smaller properties will be in high demand as people get on the ladder/downsize. Also, why open a 1 year old thread? Bot suspected, especially with that name. by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th Jul 2023 10:05pm)
  • Koelschipyard opposite has a decent selection. The SAS store a bit further south use to be OK (as does/did Drinks on Vicky Road), keep going south and you'll eventually come to Curious Liquids who have a great selection. by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th Jul 2023 10:12pm)
  • Ah. Would be about 3 years since I was last in. Beet doesn't go off instantly, so it's not uncommon to (knowingly) by close/it of date brews for cheap. "Knowingly" being key! by twistedLucidity (Thu 6th Jul 2023 11:04pm)
  • As much as FirstBus are a shower of wanks unfit to run a trolley service never mind a bus service, most of the buses I see go past (Pollokshaws Road) are electric. Assuming the bus actually appears and the signs aren't lying. Assuming their shitty app works and you can a ticket to activate. Assuming you've taken out a second mortgage on the cat to cover the cost of said tickets. They're not called WorstBus for nothing! Really wish GCC would grow a spine and deal with them. Public transport should be for the public, not profit. Over £5 for a return into town is utterly ridiculous, it's cheaper to drive and pay for parking! by twistedLucidity (Fri 7th Jul 2023 7:20am)
  • With out wishing to downplay the nature of the breed, they are aggressive primarily because the owner **wants** the to be aggressive and hasn't taken the steps need to socialised and train them. Well....they have trained them, to be aggressive! by twistedLucidity (Fri 7th Jul 2023 10:41am)
  • That's a breach of the Dangerous Dogs Act. You felt threated and the dog was out of control. by twistedLucidity (Fri 7th Jul 2023 10:45am)
  • Banning doesn't help, the fact that XL Bullies exist is proof of that. Even if they were banned, it's meaningless unless there is effective enforcement and if you are going to have effective enforcement, then you can go down the regulation route (e.g. insurance, mandatory training etc). by twistedLucidity (Fri 7th Jul 2023 12:24pm)
  • Report them to the council if you have genuine concerns. The dog wardens will follow up, especially as being off-lead effectively classifies them as being "out of control". by twistedLucidity (Fri 7th Jul 2023 12:22pm)
  • 1. That appears to be a man and a woman 1. That's a Staffie (possibly a cross) 1. It's on a lead 1. It's under control 1. It seems rather chilled out TBH (although hard to tell from a still) 1. Not quite sure what the allegation of breaking in has to do with them having a dog by twistedLucidity (Fri 7th Jul 2023 12:26pm)
  • That depends, what did you do? The options range could be one or more of: 1. Landlord heavy sighing 1. Being told to rectify ASAP (at your expense) 1. Being evicted 1. Or worse You are not posting under your real name, so you should be reasonably safe in explaining *what* you did. by twistedLucidity (Fri 7th Jul 2023 12:32pm)
  • If you have insurance, contact them. They often can provide funds for getting posters etc printed. Contact the chip company and get her recorded as missing. Others have given excellent advice. Follow it. I'm often out and around Polmadie/ASDA-ish stretch of Aikenhead Road; shall keep eyes peeled. Heck, drop into the police station and let them know since they're, y'know, right there. by twistedLucidity (Fri 7th Jul 2023 7:16pm)
  • Couple of road-related PSAs: * Traffic lights and the junction of Auldhouse and Riverford roads (near the Shawlands Morrisons) are out, people are driving through the junction like total morons, so take extra care. * Riverford Road has been resurfaced again. Badly, again. Loose gravel, again. So go slow on approach to the junction unless you like the idea of skidding through it. Why GCC wastes your money on these "fixes" that insta-fail is quite beyond me. The last resurfacing barely lasted a couple of weeks. by twistedLucidity (Sun 9th Jul 2023 10:49am)
  • Unfortunately this is almost certainly accurate. by twistedLucidity (Sun 9th Jul 2023 12:41pm)
  • * Get the train to Glasgow Queen Street * Walk to hope Street, hop on a 3, 38, or 57 bus. Services are *very* regular, you'll wait 10 mins at most * You get a train from Central instead, but you will need to check the timetable * Or just use Google/Apple Maps by twistedLucidity (Sun 9th Jul 2023 1:16pm)
  • Over and above what others have said, your contents insurance will also be void. by twistedLucidity (Sun 9th Jul 2023 3:29pm)
  • Indeed, but the general cut off is 30 days. by twistedLucidity (Sun 9th Jul 2023 4:54pm)
  • Only ever paid using PayPal, didn't want to trust WorstBus with my CC details. by twistedLucidity (Mon 10th Jul 2023 6:52am)
  • From a few hours ago? I did check and didn't see it. by twistedLucidity (Mon 10th Jul 2023 5:57pm)
  • I used to be a member of Nottinghck when I lived down South. Great place full of people doing fabric crafts, robotics, coding, stripping a motorcycle, wood working, laser cutting, and everything else I've forgotten. Could do worse than drop them a line to see if they can offer advice, or if they know of any other ex-members up this way. This is something I'd love but I am up to my eyeballs in a home renovation that keeps wanting to go sideways and, if I am honest, I couldn't organise my way out of a paper bag. Hmm....could those two be connected? Anyhoo, very best of luck and I will keep an eye out! by twistedLucidity (Mon 10th Jul 2023 10:00pm)
  • I am not sure survived the pandemic. Hackspaces also tend to be a bit more... industrial. Although that can vary, it does depend on the members. by twistedLucidity (Mon 10th Jul 2023 10:58pm)
  • The direction of a hackspace is dictated by the members. Whilst they tend to hands-on makery things, that does not **need to be** the case. The hackspace I was was member of had various pieces of industrial equipment (table saws, column drills CNC etc), also seeing machines, a computer lab, chill out area, desks for crafting/collaboration, and even more. If you are a member and you want *thing*, make the case and advocate for it. Get other members on board and get it pushed through. by twistedLucidity (Tue 11th Jul 2023 12:20am)
  • Well done you! I lost a load before the holiday, now I need to lose it all over again! 🤦‍♂️ by twistedLucidity (Tue 11th Jul 2023 8:42am)
  • Nah, you absolutely should grass the bastard. Plenty of companies do modern look-a-likes and if this skinflint can't be arsed to put in the same effort as other owners, they have no business owning part of a listed property. by twistedLucidity (Tue 11th Jul 2023 7:36pm)
  • Won't be the first time there was a roasting in Rosco's. by twistedLucidity (Tue 11th Jul 2023 8:47pm)
  • That the same crew as El Jefe's in Giffnock? If so, vastly overrated. Avoid. by twistedLucidity (Wed 12th Jul 2023 6:53am)
  • Do tell by twistedLucidity (Fri 14th Jul 2023 7:01am)
  • Enforcement. People will stop being clatty bastards when they are on the wrong end of heavy fines for littering. The carrot is a clean city, the stick is an empty wallet (or being made to spend multiple weekend collecting litter). by twistedLucidity (Fri 14th Jul 2023 8:08am)
  • Needs to be a percentage of your gross global income. Say, 0.15% for a first offence. For someone on £30k that comes out at £45. Then double it for each offence up to a maximum of 9.6% (£2.8k in this case). by twistedLucidity (Fri 14th Jul 2023 8:15am)
  • Guess I'll find out when they finish, I used to go swimming there. by twistedLucidity (Fri 14th Jul 2023 8:13pm)
  • It's a pretty regular occurrence. As are pedestrians in the cycle lane. They could do with more, better signs, and signs to direct folks to the correct entrance for their direction of travel. by twistedLucidity (Sat 15th Jul 2023 8:43am)
  • Shared. Peds one side, bikes the other. But some fuds ignore the markings and you get....conflict. by twistedLucidity (Sat 15th Jul 2023 8:45am)
  • "Buzzes you in"...what? I have never encountered any entry control. by twistedLucidity (Sat 15th Jul 2023 9:49am)
  • Huh, didn't realise the Blue Angels (unrelated to the Hells Angels) had that many members or were even still a thing. Wonder of it's they birthday bash? by twistedLucidity (Sat 15th Jul 2023 2:18pm)
  • Did notice any other patches or blank cuts, they could be at the back though. by twistedLucidity (Sat 15th Jul 2023 2:39pm)
  • Ah right. Good to know. by twistedLucidity (Sat 15th Jul 2023 3:28pm)
  • Genuine question. How much of this is companies *actually* taking positive steps, and how much is simply "rainbow washing"? Like "green washing" where they make all the right noises, but actually take zero steps to change anything. A tactic that is depressingly common. by twistedLucidity (Sat 15th Jul 2023 11:27pm)
  • It isn't? Usually around £3 on top of the usual price. Used to be rolled into the cost (was when I did delivery in the pre-shit-gig-economy) and you could expect a tip only for extra speedy service. by twistedLucidity (Sat 15th Jul 2023 11:30pm)
  • Strangely enough, I have compared the real world price to the Just Eat or whatever equivalent. It's about £3 more. If I collect myself, obviously I don't pay that. At the moment I am a fat bastard who need to lose more than a few kilos; so the entire argument is academic. by twistedLucidity (Sun 16th Jul 2023 12:06am)
  • Being charged 50¢ is common in the EU (on motorways at least) but they issue you with a 50¢ token for the shop, making it essentially free if you are a customer. Maybe the UK could bring in something similar? by twistedLucidity (Sun 16th Jul 2023 10:28am)
  • Try freecycle.co.uk. you can post a "Wanted" ad if there is nothing being offered by twistedLucidity (Sun 16th Jul 2023 1:01pm)
  • It does? I have neve been to a gif there and am rarely out that way. I had assumed it was related to Pride month. by twistedLucidity (Sun 16th Jul 2023 7:33pm)
  • If you find anywhere, please give me a shout. Got a huge, blank wall that could do with something on it. by twistedLucidity (Sun 16th Jul 2023 8:02pm)
  • Where are these from? by twistedLucidity (Sun 16th Jul 2023 8:05pm)
  • Your answer is correct and yet unhelpful. Do you work for Microsoft? by twistedLucidity (Sun 16th Jul 2023 9:21pm)
  • They're in a right old flap. by twistedLucidity (Sun 16th Jul 2023 11:02pm)
  • I see they are now demolishing the old school behind Pollokshaws Burgh Hall. GCC once again showing their inability to protect Glasgow's built heritage. The old ticket booth (I think) outside the Stag Inn is in a terrible state as well. There's a Rowan growing out the top and pushing part of the facade off. by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th Jul 2023 7:25am)
  • Yeah. CCG have some decent looking renovations/builds and for sensible money; but those flats are simply insane. I get that it's in the nice part of Newlands, not the other side of the road where the peasants live, but jeez-oh. Madness. by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th Jul 2023 1:17pm)
  • Eh? Combined chippers, pizzerias, and burger joints are not exactly unusual. Wait until you spot one that does kebabs. Your mind will be blown. by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th Jul 2023 7:58pm)
  • Type of paint will depend on what your pipes are made of and the condition they are in. For example, you may need to apply a base layer of rust inhibitor. The cans will have a m² area of coverage on them. You can work out the area of pipe you need to cover (π x diameter x length X number of coats), and then figure out the number of cans you need. This number will **always** be one more than they have in stock, meaning you will waste an entire day driving around different places to try and get what you need. by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th Jul 2023 8:02pm)
  • Nah, I'm a dirty incomer. Have been here a while though, with a brief hiatus in the middle. by twistedLucidity (Mon 17th Jul 2023 8:55pm)
  • I can be in Central in 20 mins. £100ph (2 hour minimum charge), emergency call out fee £400, plus travel expenses (circe £6). Once funds have cleared, I will go get your picture. by twistedLucidity (Tue 18th Jul 2023 11:06am)
  • 1. H&P are shit 1. Owners need to pay their share; it's in the missives 1. The factor should be getting the money from them and taking action if they refuse to pay; it's not your problem, this is why you have factors 1. This is not happening because H&P are shit by twistedLucidity (Wed 19th Jul 2023 10:08am)
  • > Deposit is not in a Tenants Deposit Scheme. As the other poster says, landlord is fucked. You actually *want* intake this to tribunal. by twistedLucidity (Sat 22nd Jul 2023 9:19am)
  • Totally agree. Some (most?) are definitely on things closer to low-capacity motorcycles (meaning they should have a license) than they are to pushcycles. Some may well have started out at electric-assisted, but I think they may have been illegally modified. I can also be pretty sure they are not MOT'd or insured either. They're not paid enough to cover those kinds of costs. The likes of JustEat and Deliveroo are skirting the law because the riders are not their direct employees, to it is not the company's problem. I'd really like to see that kind of shenanigans cracked down on. I'd also like to see the police stop and check more of them, but I am not sure that would be a good use of their time. Hell, if would be great if the police dealt with all the red-light runners, tailgaters, lane-hoggers, and so on. Not going to happen though, not enough resources. (I know you can ride on L plates, I'm simplifying.) by twistedLucidity (Sat 22nd Jul 2023 9:17am)
  • > No idea how to fix it. Deal with their subcontractor status and deal with them as employees, making JustEat/Deliveroo liable for their actions. by twistedLucidity (Sat 22nd Jul 2023 10:32am)
  • Link is working now, but it's to some pish document viewer application rather than just a PDF or something. by twistedLucidity (Sat 22nd Jul 2023 10:29am)
  • It is possible to have medium burgers, but it requires stringent hygiene controls through the entire supply chain. Not easy and not cheap. Therefore, outside a few places, you should always get a bridger well done. Just not over done. by twistedLucidity (Sat 22nd Jul 2023 8:19pm)
  • If you live in the area affected, you could contact you councillors, MSP, or even MP. But I'll tell you right now, GCC won't give a single, solitary fuck. If they did, it would never have happened in the first place. by twistedLucidity (Sat 22nd Jul 2023 8:24pm)
  • According to a recent survey I just made up, 87.3% of the British public are too thick to tell the difference between hand sanitiser and hot sauce. So there you go. by twistedLucidity (Sat 22nd Jul 2023 10:07pm)
  • Years ago my partner got tickets to see RHCP at Hampden. I was raging as I couldn't go due to studies. Right up until they told me how unbelievably shit the gig was. 'Course, I'm still raging I also had to miss AC/DC. by twistedLucidity (Sat 22nd Jul 2023 10:16pm)
  • Yes. It was very well run and the interior is beautiful. We hired the Kelvin and other than an argument with Bluetooth to get music, everything ran smoothly. by twistedLucidity (Sun 23rd Jul 2023 9:34pm)
  • That's the one. We met up in Brown's for a coffee beforehand, meant we didn't have to stress about a taxi being late or anything, and then went for a meal in The Ivy, absolutely fantastic. We booked in a few months before IIRC, but our wedding was tail-end pandemic to a bit of an odd affair in some respects. The registrar's office were a great help and the officiator was very relaxed and professional. by twistedLucidity (Sun 23rd Jul 2023 11:34pm)
  • It's not restricted to the Fire stick, it's available anywhere you and install Pluto, so that's Roku and most smart TVs. by twistedLucidity (Mon 24th Jul 2023 7:11am)
  • International conflict resolution. £40k per day, more if you require the "extra services package". I don't see much of that though, it all goes on treatment for my pathological lying. by twistedLucidity (Wed 26th Jul 2023 7:28am)
  • * All food into containers or the fridge, no food left out. Ever * Speak to your neighbours, ask them to do likewise * Clean all surfaces daily (mice pee as they walk) * Buy a [couple of these](https://www.screwfix.com/p/pest-stop-sure-set-plastic-mouse-traps-2-pack/70203) (rat traps are available, but they are bigger), gloves, and smooth peanut butter. * Wearing the gloves, bait the trap with a small amount of peanut butter. * Still wearing the gloves, set the trap and position in where you think the mice are, bait towards the wall. * Check the traps *at least* daily, dispose of corpses in an outside bin wearing gloves * Replace the bait periodically wearing gloves * Treat until the population is gone, couple of weeks (assuming no other food supply) The gloves serve three purposes: 1. Reduces/Eliminates your scent transfer to the trap 1. Keeps you clean 1. If the trap triggers and catches your finger, vastly reduces the screaming Cleared out an infested cellar this way (more traps, a bit longer obvs). If they have another food source, you may still need harsher measures. by twistedLucidity (Wed 26th Jul 2023 7:38am)
  • 1. Check their warranty (you should have the paperwork) and assuming it does... 1. Get quote(s) 1. Get it in writing (email will do) that they will cover the cost 1. Get work done 1. Get money back by twistedLucidity (Wed 26th Jul 2023 7:54am)
  • You want an *actual* wedding dress, or just a **really** nice dress/ball gown? If the latter, Catherine's of Partick on Dumbarton Road. by twistedLucidity (Wed 26th Jul 2023 7:50am)
  • Softies/No alcohol drinks are rarely much cheaper. ☹️ by twistedLucidity (Wed 26th Jul 2023 7:56am)
  • Shawlands dental centre. Pretty sure we're half that (two of us on the same policy) and they offer a great service. I've had **serious** work done there. by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th Jul 2023 9:02pm)
  • A cliff? Oh, we used to dream of living at the bottom of a cliff. Our hovel was at the bottom of a fall of undiluted sewage. We used to get to school by rapidly jumping from jobbie to jobbie. by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th Jul 2023 9:01pm)
  • 1. No flies here 1. You may wish to check what's out on your surfaces 1. Given the dearth of bugs elsewhere, this is good news by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th Jul 2023 11:37pm)
  • To add to what everyone else has said, could yours buy the place? Yes, interest rates are a bastard (ask me how I know) but agreeing a sweetheart deal with the landlord ensures them a quick sale with near-zero costs, potentially in a section of the market that *might be* facing a short-term dip. No harm in asking. Bonus? It will really piss the estate agent off. by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th Jul 2023 11:41pm)
  • Get into IT. Tech Pubs is a big thing because translating what the nerds write (that'd be people like me) into something human readable is actually quite hard We either assume you struggle to breathe and are too wordy, or that you have five Nobel medals and only provide cryptic bullet points. There is no in-between. Actually being able to understand document management is a major skill (it's harder than you'd think) and your background could be a bonus too. If you are fluent in foreign languages (and I do mean **fluent**, as in up for mother-tongue level) then there are many companies looking for people. As much as the techno-nerds may squeal "But my LLM...." Yeah, it don't know shit. Not **really**. by twistedLucidity (Thu 27th Jul 2023 11:51pm)
  • Technical Publications. by twistedLucidity (Fri 28th Jul 2023 8:19am)
  • > Wondering if anyone knows of places easy (enough) to get to by foot from Glasgow southside that has good foraging prospects for things like berries? Yes. But I am not telling. by twistedLucidity (Sun 30th Jul 2023 8:31am)
  • Time to pull a Singapore and outlaw the stuff? by twistedLucidity (Tue 1st Aug 2023 8:46pm)
  • Hopefully is panicked the council into actually emptying bins and cleaning up the cesspit that is the centre. Genuinely surprised when I see a full bin and most people can't tell the difference between a bin and the street. by twistedLucidity (Wed 2nd Aug 2023 8:26pm)
  • Where would you be starting from? Taxi to underground and then take the clockwork orange? Dress her in lycra, throw her on a bike, and tell he to gie it laldie? by twistedLucidity (Thu 3rd Aug 2023 11:07pm)
  • > Southside drill music This is a thing now? Kings Park masseeeeev gonna getcha! by twistedLucidity (Fri 4th Aug 2023 10:25pm)
  • None are any worse than any other junction in Glasgow. They're basically all death traps and none are intended for active travel (which covers more than just cycling). What little nod is given to cyclists is just ASLs and where they are not worn away, there is zero enforcement. Just as there is effectively zero enforcement of speeding, using bus lanes, passing too close, crossing on red, and many other common offences that put all of us at risk. When enforcement happens, drivers get a slap on the wrist *if they're unlucky*. As is said, best way to kill someone in the UK is to use a car. I have lost count of the number of times that fast reactions and disc brakes have saved me from some gormless twat in a cage who is too impatient/thick to actually look and see. by twistedLucidity (Fri 4th Aug 2023 10:43pm)
  • Apart from me and maybe you, who knows what and ASL is? Barely anyone. Who enforces them? No one. I've used my motorcycle to shield cyclists based on the assumption that I am **much** more obvious and, given I'm in full armour, likely to stand up again to make remonstrations. Disclaimer: If you are on a bicycle and an old, fat, angry person on a motorcycle rocks up behind you giving you a thumbs up; Hi! It's probably me. by twistedLucidity (Fri 4th Aug 2023 10:59pm)
  • Heading South? Oh aye, get to the front or otherwise dominate your position. Anything less is suicide. by twistedLucidity (Fri 4th Aug 2023 11:01pm)
  • This is probably the best advice. Get out, do stuff, make things, and the moment you stop looking...is the moment it happens. And if it doesn't, hey...you had fun doin things. It's still a win. by twistedLucidity (Fri 4th Aug 2023 11:33pm)
  • Depends on who you are nicknaming naming. "Budget Farage" is probably a good one. by twistedLucidity (Fri 4th Aug 2023 11:31pm)
  • Nah, more of a rat bike TBH. by twistedLucidity (Sat 5th Aug 2023 8:51am)
  • We had to use it briefly yesterday, seems to know about the closures. Just have your wits about you and pre-check the route, rather than blindly believing the thing. by twistedLucidity (Sun 6th Aug 2023 8:48am)
  • Backcourt is usually private property, so not the council. This is your (collective) problem. You could contact your factors, who *might* sort it but absolutely *will* bill you and your neighbours for the pleasure. Best to chap a few doors and get a group together to sort it. You might be able to borrow brushes and a pressure washer from one of the tool libraries. by twistedLucidity (Sun 6th Aug 2023 7:01pm)
  • You can take a picture and submit it to the council, bear in mind that you will to identify yourself as they will need you as a witness in any prosecution. You can use FixMyStreet or the Glasgow Council App. It sucks, but far too many drivers are self-entitled pricks. I absolutely **do not** advocate letting the air out of their tyres, breaking their mirror, keying, or any other righteous vigilante crap you may feel entitled to. by twistedLucidity (Sun 6th Aug 2023 7:06pm)
  • Böseir control is a reserved matter, check on gov.uk and there will be loads of advice on r/Scotland or r/iwantout (use the search facility). As a general rule of thumb, cut your salary expectations in half and remember, you are still subject to USA taxes. USA hobs are contracting, I have list out on Scottish roles because the USA parent has started to go down the toilet. Beyond LinkedIn, try S1Jobs, and ComputerWeekly to start with. What industries did you work in? Do you qualify as a skilled worker? by twistedLucidity (Mon 7th Aug 2023 12:13am)
  • And rather than just say "contact" everyone says "I am reaching out...". Does my box in. by twistedLucidity (Mon 7th Aug 2023 9:44am)
  • If it says "amethyst pendant" then it is an amethyst. If it says something like "amethyst coloured pendant" then it will not be real and is possibly moulded and colour perspex or similar. You could just ask, the museum won't be engaging in fraud. Tourist tat shop? Maybe. by twistedLucidity (Tue 8th Aug 2023 6:56am)
  • But olive trees grow from seeds. It's a Big Seed conspiracy I tells yah! by twistedLucidity (Wed 9th Aug 2023 6:58am)
  • Insurance won't help you now, they do not cover pre-existing conditions. If you lie, that will be fraud and they'll know the instant you make a claim as they'll get the vet records. My advice would be to name and shame the charity as they have absolutely screwed you over. The cat should have had a full health check before being adopted out. by twistedLucidity (Thu 10th Aug 2023 1:21pm)
  • Have worked in London and Birmingham whilst living in Glasgow. 5 days away, 2 days at home. Lasted a couple of years Hotels get old *fast*, expenses limits don't cover your outlays, weekends are just cleaning and laundry, and the whole thing is just draining. I ended up quitting. 400miles will take about 36l of fuel and cost you £~55 (not sure about electric costs). 3.5 hours each way (allowing for stops and traffic), how much is your time worth? Next is the extra wear and tear on your vehicle which will mean more regular servicing and parts, plus more attention paid to your tyres. Your insurer will also probably need informed. I wouldn't do it unless the company was covering all costs, provided a decent per diem, and it was infrequent, say two days as a block in a fortnight. by twistedLucidity (Sat 12th Aug 2023 10:07am)
  • This is not your problem, it's theirs. Go back to Vardy and demand they honour their warranty. If they have no technicians, that's fine, *they* can call another garage, *they* can arrange for the repairs, and *they* can pay the bill. Don't forget that *they* probably owe you a courtesy car as well. Keep a log of all contact, note down what was said/agreed, and keep all letters/emails. You'll find this useful is you have to take the to court. by twistedLucidity (Sat 12th Aug 2023 8:07pm)
  • People not having breathing problems has dented your fee-fees. Aww, diddums. by twistedLucidity (Sat 12th Aug 2023 8:13pm)
  • Oh no! A polluting car was kept out of the city centre. Whatever shall we do? Lawks! Well...anyway...meh. Not like the LEZ has been a secret or something and it's not as if it's unusual either. Guess you won't be visiting Aberdeen, London, or heaps of other places either! Our car is from 2013, not an EV, and meets all LEZ requirements. Meh, again. by twistedLucidity (Sat 12th Aug 2023 8:11pm)
  • Use search, this question is asked on the regular. by twistedLucidity (Sun 13th Aug 2023 9:49am)
  • Sorry to say, but it's almost certainly gone. Probably down South. But check Gumtree, Facebook Market Place etc anyway. You never know, you might get lucky. Best thing to do now is report the theft to the police (you want the crime number) and then to your insurance. Keep the broken chains/locks (what brands/models?) as proof, the insurance company will want evidence that it had been secured. by twistedLucidity (Sun 13th Aug 2023 9:48am)
  • Poo bags are more other than not degradable these days. by twistedLucidity (Sun 13th Aug 2023 9:54am)
  • AIUI it's still *technically* littering, but so long as you use the correct bin and not already emptied; not exactly something to get worked up over. by twistedLucidity (Sun 13th Aug 2023 9:51am)
  • Well, what are you interested in? Coding? Networking? Operations? Security? Data analytics? "IT" is a big, _BIG_ field and it's hard to help without more specifics. There are loads of free/cheap courses available if you want to dip your toe and see what you like. Whatever you choose, have a goal to give you some kind of direction. e.g. "I will submit a path to X, which is software I like", or "I will figure out my own backups"; don't forget to add a time. by twistedLucidity (Mon 14th Aug 2023 9:00am)
  • [Rule 243](https://www.gov.uk/guidance/the-highway-code/waiting-and-parking-238-to-252): > * opposite or within 10 metres (32 feet) of a junction, except in an authorised parking space and: > * where the kerb has been lowered to help wheelchair users and powered mobility vehicles If you feel angry enough about it, you can take pictures and report them; you will have to identify yourself of course. Or get some of those terrible charming "You park like a cunt" stickers. by twistedLucidity (Tue 15th Aug 2023 1:11pm)
  • Seems [you made a double post](https://reddit.com/comments/15rutjl). by twistedLucidity (Tue 15th Aug 2023 5:18pm)
  • I used to ride/run all year round; it's perfectly doable but you need to invest in weatherproof gear. I had to put up with wet legs as, apparently, only short people ride bikes in Scotland. 🤷 by twistedLucidity (Tue 15th Aug 2023 10:48pm)
  • The London LEZ allows the rich to pay a fee, the Glasgow on doesn't. When the fine is maxing out at £480, even the rich might stop to think. by twistedLucidity (Tue 15th Aug 2023 10:45pm)
  • Look up "guising" and "tumshies". by twistedLucidity (Thu 17th Aug 2023 9:40pm)
  • > Have you heard about the upcoming Soho House launch in Glasgow? Yes, it was posted here recently, so we don't need this cunting new spam. by twistedLucidity (Fri 18th Aug 2023 9:13pm)
  • Post deleted and account seems to have been deleted too. by twistedLucidity (Fri 18th Aug 2023 9:18pm)
  • Define "good". * Graphic style? You know what you want, look up shops that sell things like that, or search for a particular artist. Red bubble, TeeFury etc are some places to try * Quality of shirt? Avoid fast fashion places like Primark etc * Sustainability? Go to eco stores, but I think you'll have to give up on the graphic print by twistedLucidity (Sun 20th Aug 2023 8:44am)
  • Place is soulless, best avoided TBH. by twistedLucidity (Sun 20th Aug 2023 8:51am)
  • Eala Bhain near Pollok Park, they can cater as well. Bingo in Strathbungo, Bell Jar in Govanhill; both can also cater. by twistedLucidity (Sun 20th Aug 2023 8:50am)
  • Trading Standards as well. Also, demand a full refund. by twistedLucidity (Sun 20th Aug 2023 8:59am)
  • > Poundland gazebo crew Found my band name. by twistedLucidity (Mon 21st Aug 2023 8:57am)
  • Govanhill at the Cathcart Road end has loads of shops. There's a large on in Pollokshields on Darnley Street near where it becomes St Andrews Road, maybe more places on the streets leading off. by twistedLucidity (Tue 22nd Aug 2023 6:57am)
  • A single speeding fine shouldn't affect your insurance. Didn't when I got done for doing a silly. Probably best to wait for the final sign telling you that you are clear. by twistedLucidity (Tue 22nd Aug 2023 8:37am)
  • Tax avoidance is just good planning. One example is using salary sacrifice to pay into your pension, you don't pay tax on the contribution. Tax evasion is hiding income from the tax man which *should be* taxed. Once one gets into complicated matters (sheel companies, trusts etc) avoidance can easily become evasion, or at least look like it. The tactics used for evasion (beyond the simple tactics like not recording income) tend to only be available to the wealthy who can afford the right accountants and lawyers. HMRC should crack down on this activity, but their senior managers are in bed with the evaders and we have run down the number of inspectors. by twistedLucidity (Wed 23rd Aug 2023 7:40am)
  • Get Sky to send Openreach/BT out to check your connection/socket. When we had similar problems it turned out to be a dodgy phone socket and they replaced it free of charge. I was with Zen at the time who are a proper ISP, so more likely to get things done that nobodies following a script. by twistedLucidity (Wed 23rd Aug 2023 7:39pm)
  • Silly question, but would a dehumidifier not fulfill the same function? We've been using an EcoAir unit for years now. We not longer live in a flat, but never had an mould. by twistedLucidity (Wed 23rd Aug 2023 7:46pm)
  • Bridge St underground. It's basically beside the O2. Don't use the flats, that's residents' parking. You can get there by coming off at Kinning Park if East bound and heading to Tradeston, or crossing the Kingston Bridge heading South and getting into Tradeston. Bridge St is a dog leg right at the Kingston Bridge exit and then on a bit, as if heading to the 02. No LEZ. by twistedLucidity (Thu 24th Aug 2023 9:29pm)
  • Going to be "Ryan's Bar" or something, isn't it? Apparently run by the same people who have the Old Toll Bar in Kinning Park. I am told it should be a nice wee place. by twistedLucidity (Thu 24th Aug 2023 9:36pm)
  • All plumbers do this IME. They ate too lazy/thick to ask a joiners for advice/help, even when joiners are on the same job. I pulled the floor boards again and reinforced/rebuilt the joists after the last lot of plumbers were in. Then again, they were ticker than pig shit. Did use glue on the pipes and thought water would run uphill. Had to bar them from the site in the end. Gormless twonks. by twistedLucidity (Thu 24th Aug 2023 9:54pm)
  • Another shout for wallpaperdirect.co.uk by twistedLucidity (Sat 26th Aug 2023 8:33am)
  • This isn't a nice thing though, this is lazy and boring. The architect put some shoe boxes together sand said "Fuck it, that'll do. Where's my money?" by twistedLucidity (Sat 26th Aug 2023 8:38am)
  • I agree that the old arcade needs to go, but this is just lazy and boring architecture. by twistedLucidity (Sat 26th Aug 2023 8:37am)
  • To buy. "Executive" apartments IIRC. by twistedLucidity (Sat 26th Aug 2023 8:40am)
  • Ring your bell earlier and/or call out. "Rider passing right" (or left) works well. Give people with dogs extra time. Also be aware that some people may have headphones one, so might bo hear you and thus you may need to slow down. You are above pedestrians in the hierarchy (or below, depending on how you wish to view it), it is your responsibility to keep clear of them and not the other way around. by twistedLucidity (Sat 26th Aug 2023 10:33pm)
  • If I am passing a vulnerable situation or other road user with a vast speed difference, yes. I also move over further to give them extra room just in case. by twistedLucidity (Sat 26th Aug 2023 10:35pm)
  • Just to let you know, my waistline hates you. I gotta check this place out. by twistedLucidity (Sun 27th Aug 2023 9:50pm)
  • There's a parlour opened up opposite the Shawlands Tesco Metro called "Self Love". Maybe not the best choice for a name. by twistedLucidity (Mon 28th Aug 2023 8:58am)
  • Griphouse is great and has loads of options. by twistedLucidity (Mon 28th Aug 2023 4:27pm)
  • Ages since I've been. I'm old and fat now. So unless "beached whale" is a valid technique, I think I need to get back into shape first. Although I'd still be old. by twistedLucidity (Mon 28th Aug 2023 8:06pm)
  • Why hasn't it burnt down yet to rise anaw as much needed student accommodation? by twistedLucidity (Tue 29th Aug 2023 6:16pm)
  • DELETED The rabies jag **will** apply when you try to get the dog into GB. No rabies jag? Off to quarantine or go home. The dog will also need tapeworm within the treatment window. It will need to be microchipped. All vaccines & mediations will have to be given by an approved government vet who checks the chip. That you think you have found a cunning wheeze to weasel around laws that protect us all is disgusting. Go away and think again. by twistedLucidity (Tue 29th Aug 2023 10:14pm)
  • Ah, Four Corners. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum an villainy. In fact the whole area around Central Station is just heaving with druggies and bams, although Four Corners is probably the worst of it. As for tacos, Taco Mazama (79 Gordon Street) will knock socks of Taco Bell. Not that that is difficult. by twistedLucidity (Wed 30th Aug 2023 11:03pm)
  • DELETED Yeah. The one with all the fast food joints. Always someone getting jumped, stabbed, or knocked down. Place is a total riot. by twistedLucidity (Wed 30th Aug 2023 11:16pm)
  • Shawlands Dental Care are great, and I am not a fan of tooth botherers. by twistedLucidity (Fri 1st Sep 2023 7:27am)
  • Where is this? by twistedLucidity (Fri 1st Sep 2023 7:25am)
  • The city centre, especially around Central Station, is stuffed with junkies and beggars. Not uncommon to see folks passed out in doorways. Area, and the people involved, never seemed to recover from the pandemic. Really wish ScotGov would pull their finger out and return funding to addiction programs. Yes, I kno UKGov blocks a lot of newer ideas that could be done as well as the basics. by twistedLucidity (Fri 1st Sep 2023 7:24am)
  • Thanks! by twistedLucidity (Fri 1st Sep 2023 7:40am)
  • Just because it is bad everywhere does not mean Glasgow is "good". It's quite possible for many places to be "bad", nor it doesn't mean we should just accept it. by twistedLucidity (Fri 1st Sep 2023 9:01am)
  • * Sponge - 50p * Mould killer - £4 at most * Water - Free * Paint - Either free (if they have old stuff that is still good) or up to £15 for a small tin made to match * Paint brush - £1 * Paint tray with rollers - £5 * Drop sheet - Free, use an old bed sheet like everyone else Total materials cost ~£25 (and much of this they will have on had, so it will cost less). What is going to bite is labour, and this is a two-visit job. Once to clean and apply the mould killed, once to paint. It's barely 10mins work each time, but it's travelling twice. No need to hire a tradesman, this is totally DIYable. At, say £40 per hour that's _maybe_ £20 for the work and at absolute most another £40 to cover travel. Total for the work £85, and that's on the high side. Now the question is, did you cause this? Are you liable? The answer is almost certainly "No", unless (as others have said) you've been a big silly. There may be a ventilation issue in that room, maybe the window seals have failed, maybe the bricks need repointed, maybe, maybe, maybe.... So tell the landlord to ram their bill up their arse and appeal. You are not liable for wear and tear, you are not liable for failing building fabric. If they were asking for £60 I'd let it go for a quiet life, but they want £150 and so they can fuck right off with £0. by twistedLucidity (Fri 1st Sep 2023 9:17am)
  • That and the cuts to various drugs programs. by twistedLucidity (Fri 1st Sep 2023 10:21am)
  • Be embraced by the noodley appendages. by twistedLucidity (Fri 1st Sep 2023 11:08pm)
  • That's because Scottish Power are incompetent arseholes who are unfit to lick the inside of an unflushed toilet bowl. Horrible company. Anyone who is with them my be into masochism or me tally diminished. by twistedLucidity (Fri 1st Sep 2023 11:10pm)
  • When I checked First's site, it states it was at the driver's discretion. We have two medium sized dogs, they are unlikely to start fighting each other on a bus, and so I'd like to think a driver would let them on. I've never actually tried though because I do everything I can to *not* take the bus because fuck FirstBus. by twistedLucidity (Sun 3rd Sep 2023 7:56am)
  • Yeah, that makes sense. One person with two dogs wouldn't be allowed. It's one dog per passenger maximum. Which I can also understand due to the need for control. by twistedLucidity (Sun 3rd Sep 2023 8:27am)
  • Hope your anti-virus is up to date. Also consider using a plugin like uMatrix or other ad blocker. by twistedLucidity (Sun 3rd Sep 2023 12:39pm)
  • Tesco at Silverburn as well. by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Sep 2023 6:48am)
  • Really? Wow. Shows you the last time I needed to but canned tomatoes at 0200! Edit: It's now 0600/0800 - 0000 by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Sep 2023 7:42am)
  • Ooft, gonna be rough if you intend to cross the Kingston Bridge. You'll need a good hour to make it. Do you have a motorcycle license? Sucks in winter (when it's actually possible to ride), but no getting stuck in a jam. Another option would be the train to Central and then either walk to Queen Street or cycle the last bit. Takes longer, but at least a cycle will help keep you fit. You will probably want a shower on arrival though. by twistedLucidity (Wed 6th Sep 2023 8:30am)
  • Not just public transport, active travel too. The cycling routes around Glasgow are disjointed, poorly planned, poorly maintained, and barely signed. Good luck following most without GPS! Pedestrians and cyclists should be treated as first class road users, with other vehicles a distant fourth after buses & taxis. Whilst I support the initiative I can't attend tonight, nor do I wish to become a member of Unite. by twistedLucidity (Wed 6th Sep 2023 8:36am)
  • DELETED So this is not a free meeting, it's £60pa. Not off to a great start in terms of honesty. And what about people who **do not** wish to join Unite? by twistedLucidity (Wed 6th Sep 2023 8:40am)
  • > Commuting by cycle is not that realistic in Scotland. Finland has entered the chat... by twistedLucidity (Wed 6th Sep 2023 10:23am)
  • Ahhh - it read to me like one had to join Unite. Apologies for misunderstanding. Still can't make it though. :-( by twistedLucidity (Wed 6th Sep 2023 10:22am)
  • Nope, just the usual. All food in sealed containers all the time. Clean surfaces and utensils etc before any food prep. Plug up and holes with steel wool. Lay traps, peanut butter is a good bait. Inform your neighbours and as them to partake in _The Purge_. If you are not making headway, time to hire an exterminator to do the entire building. by twistedLucidity (Wed 6th Sep 2023 10:46pm)
  • Why do you think it should be avoided? by twistedLucidity (Thu 7th Sep 2023 11:43pm)
  • Why would Halloween be rowdy? It's mostly just the bairns (children) going out guising and doing a turn (what the Yanks took and turned into the abomination that is "trick-or-treat"). by twistedLucidity (Fri 8th Sep 2023 6:51am)
  • > Improve public transport first. This, in spades. I should be able to buy a one day ticket for a reasonable amount (say £5) and that should cover **all** public transport on **any** service. Is should be able to put cash on a travel card that lets me use any mode of transport as I need, with a maximum daily charge. (No, not a weekly/monthly pass as now; I mean a card which never expires, it's just the balance that diminishes through use). Bus fares should be about half what they are now and tickets should allow you to transfer on to a different service (like you can in London). And along with all that, active travel needs to be implemented. Get those cycle/walking routes sorted out, joined up, and properly signed. Make active travels first class road users, not an after thought by redesigning junctions to give them priority, raise the road to meet the pavement (this forcing cars to slow), close more roads to normal road traffic, and on and on. Once the alternatives are in place, *then* congestion charging can come. Glasgow is decades away from being in a fit state to apply a congestion charge (not that that will stop GCC) and they'll never get their with arseholes like FirstBus running things. by twistedLucidity (Sat 9th Sep 2023 12:20pm)
  • I am not far from Toryglen, but it's unlikely I'll see it and (sorry to say) unlikely you'll ever see it again either. Even with an AirTag pinging the location, the police won't really care. Take pictures of your smashed/cut locks and claim from your insurance. Keep an eye on eBay, Gumtree, Facebook Marketplace etc. Little else you can do and yes, it sucks. by twistedLucidity (Sat 9th Sep 2023 3:49pm)
  • Nice one! I have visions of stealthy clambering of fences and avoiding angry dogs. How did you get it back? (I've not had a chance to check your main post for updates, shall do so now....) by twistedLucidity (Sat 9th Sep 2023 11:37pm)
  • 1. Passing on the near side (assuming the one doing is not speeding) often happens when driver site in one of the overtaking lanes without good reason. It's not OK (according to the Highway Code) but it is understandable. 1. Passing on the near side is perfectly OK on a one way street. 1. Have you reported the speeding to your community council and councillors? Have you engaged with the council about fixing the problem? It took many years, but our road layout was redone and it stopped people using our street as a rat run. Although the odd twat still speeds. 1. What gets my goat are drivers who don't indicated they want to turn right until *after* they have entered the junction and come to a stop. ***CUNTS!*** 1. Also drivers who don't respect cyclist's ASLs. 1. And the ones who constantly creep on a red. 1. Any driver who parks on a cycle lane and blocks it. Or parks blocking a junction. 1. Two related types of fuck-head: 1. Drivers on a main road who don't stop short and leave a junction clear when the main road stops. 1. Drivers who enter a junction but can't clear it, end up blocking the whole thing for other road users, and creating massive tailbacks. 1. Finally, driver who deliberately move to block a cyclist (motor or push) from getting past. I actually think drivers should be made to resit their hazard perception and Highway Code tests every ~5 years and resit their driving test (to advanced level) every 10. I know there's not the infrastructure in place to handle that, but just imagine a world where drivers viewed the taks as continual learning and *not* a god given right! by twistedLucidity (Sun 10th Sep 2023 8:36am)
  • By "bad air" do you mean smells or particulates? Because the solutions differ. by twistedLucidity (Sun 10th Sep 2023 10:42pm)
  • Why tell us? Tell Evolve. Tell them to get their scummy employees to come back and pick their litter up. by twistedLucidity (Mon 11th Sep 2023 12:51pm)
  • There will be squillions of one printed, so people think they are in with a chance and keep buying more. Once MuckyD's have hit their desired profit numbers, the actual winning ticket will be printed. by twistedLucidity (Tue 12th Sep 2023 8:34am)
  • Could be worse, they could be offering a Harrier jet as a prize. Just ask Pepsi. by twistedLucidity (Tue 12th Sep 2023 8:41am)
  • McDonald's, it's even has a Scottish name! Go on. Print that. I fucking dare you. by twistedLucidity (Wed 13th Sep 2023 7:03am)
  • s of War by twistedLucidity (Wed 13th Sep 2023 7:01am)
  • Depends where you are and who the provider is. If you are referring to CityFibre being installed by PMK, then it takes about two week from them digging up the road to getting going. How long installation takes will then depend on your chosen ISP and any issues at the property. You will know when it is going to start as you will get notified of road closures etc (check what is posted on lamp posts). That's what it took for us when PMK ripped through. by twistedLucidity (Wed 13th Sep 2023 12:17pm)
  • Point of perspective. You see yourself as an expatriate, others will view you as an immigrant. Also exceptionalism. Stuck-up Brits are **never** an immigrant, they are **always** expats taking civilisation to the great unwashed, just like in the days of empire. by twistedLucidity (Wed 13th Sep 2023 12:21pm)
  • Were you on a pogo stick when you took this? by twistedLucidity (Fri 15th Sep 2023 10:38pm)
  • What warranty did they offer? You may be able to claim there. Of course, it will depend on if this is the repair that failed or a leak from a new source. Depending on the age of the roof you might be entering new roof territory. by twistedLucidity (Fri 15th Sep 2023 10:43pm)
  • Yes. Polmadie has a specific section for paint. by twistedLucidity (Fri 15th Sep 2023 10:40pm)
  • Only hauf? Filthy casual. by twistedLucidity (Fri 15th Sep 2023 10:46pm)
  • Glasgow Taxis can shit off and die. Despite being pre-booked they were a no-show, leading to a rather _tense_ drive as we tried desperately to make it to an appointment on time. Not the first time Glasgow Taxis have let us down either, but this was the final straw. Later on tried a different taxi company (no name, I'll be accused of shilling for them; not Über or GlasGo though) and they turned up bang on time. Cheap too. Will be using them from now on where we can. by twistedLucidity (Sat 16th Sep 2023 7:04am)
  • Banksy has finished, but GoMA is still a good shout. by twistedLucidity (Sat 16th Sep 2023 7:13am)
  • * Pets at Home, Auldhouse retail park * Wizard of Paws, same place * There's a pet shop on Kilmarnock road near the Tesco, name escapes me just now * Hell Yeah on Pollokshaws Road may sell grooming products * There is also a groomer on Pollokshaws Road, again the name escapes me by twistedLucidity (Sat 16th Sep 2023 12:02pm)
  • At least people _tried_ to use the bin, instead of the park or pavement as is usual. They could have gone one better and just taken it to the next bin, or home. It is in such a state due to a lack of funding. Our and simple. by twistedLucidity (Mon 18th Sep 2023 11:23am)
  • Cleaner air is a "money making scam". Aye, right. by twistedLucidity (Mon 18th Sep 2023 11:25am)
  • Or use FixMyStreet and stop having to worry about which council area you may be in. Or you could do it all councils accepted reports from it. IMHO the should be compelled to accept its reports. by twistedLucidity (Mon 18th Sep 2023 12:38pm)
  • They may well be, but it's atil not an excuse for littering. In such a circumstance, one takes it home. by twistedLucidity (Mon 18th Sep 2023 12:37pm)
  • You'll have a block covered in poor render, topped with some bent metal sheets, _and you'll be thankful for it!_ by twistedLucidity (Mon 18th Sep 2023 12:42pm)
  • Can you imagine the utter chaos if Glasgow provided separate bins like they do in advanced nations? Well, assuming the beds didn't set them on fire first. by twistedLucidity (Mon 18th Sep 2023 12:40pm)
  • Just like London! by twistedLucidity (Mon 18th Sep 2023 12:47pm)
  • Autocorrect doesn't do dialects too well. by twistedLucidity (Mon 18th Sep 2023 3:08pm)
  • DELETED > I don’t even have the funds to match the home report, only the offers over value. What? "I don't have funds to pay the lower amount, but I do have funds to pay even more"? That is totally nonsensical. You need to clarify your post. by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Sep 2023 7:39am)
  • The Griphouse used to do a "fight camp", not sure if they still do. by twistedLucidity (Wed 20th Sep 2023 2:42pm)
  • Yes. by twistedLucidity (Thu 21st Sep 2023 9:27am)
  • [Boots theory](https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boots_theory) Army surplus or charity shops might be the best idea. by twistedLucidity (Thu 21st Sep 2023 9:25am)
  • Where about a (as in, street) is that? by twistedLucidity (Thu 21st Sep 2023 12:03pm)
  • Beside Holy Cross Primary School. Neat! Didn't know it was there, but I am not over that direction much. Wonder what kind of condition it is in on the inside? by twistedLucidity (Thu 21st Sep 2023 1:13pm)
  • I'm a 6'4" guy and they had suits which fit (so did Benny Hamish, not sure if they are still around). Alterations took about a week I think (we are talking years ago). No idea on made to measure. Best ask, but I doubt it will be quick. Assuming they even do that kind of thing. by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Sep 2023 7:10am)
  • # GCC to charge for brown bins Despite the [5% Council Tax increase](https://glasgow.gov.uk/index.aspx?articleid=24018), GCC are reaching into your wallet again and want [£50 to collect brown bins](https://www.glasgow.gov.uk/index.aspx?articleid=30333) (organic waste). You need to apply ***now*** as it comes into effect on 1st Oct. I love how GCC can't be fucked to inform people about these kinds of things. They have our contact details, email us. Or just have an RSS feed. Old school, but works well. by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Sep 2023 7:58am)
  • Maybe it's the COVID, but I don't get it. by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Sep 2023 1:04pm)
  • Oh no, you're better *avoiding* those sharks. They are run by bran counters and everything is a target. Hit your number, get your bonus, sod customer service. Much better with a small, independent, trustworthy garage. The ones I know are southside, so I can't help in this case. by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Sep 2023 1:06pm)
  • I'm worried about wasps too. Haven't seen a single one this year. Deeply concerning. by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Sep 2023 1:13pm)
  • I have COVID right now. After 4 jags it's not much worse than a bad head cold coupled with a mild fever. It's _not great_ but it's not Curse of the Thrice Hexed Mummy either. I expect to be back at work tomorrow, so only 2-3 days feeling crap. You should really speak with someone about your anxiety. by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Sep 2023 1:12pm)
  • > You recover or you die True of basically any illness. > Of course there's also long covid Post-viral fatigue is not new, nor is Guillain–Barré syndrome. by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Sep 2023 1:21pm)
  • That and active travel options. If the Finns can cycle basically year round, Scotland has no excuse. by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Sep 2023 1:36pm)
  • Ummm, no. Or would you prefer them to hate music and love racism? by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Sep 2023 1:39pm)
  • Yes. Vitamin D. There is evidence that it can help boost our response to respiratory infections. Not that it matters because living in Scotland means we should be taking the supplement anyway. by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Sep 2023 1:45pm)
  • My only issue with cycling in the rain is that **no one** makes waterproof trousers long enough. I think I'd be better off with something like plus-fours and neoprene hose. by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Sep 2023 4:22pm)
  • Ask the mods, not us. by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Sep 2023 8:48pm)
  • I don't think any of them will survive the potholes. Get an e-bike if you must. by twistedLucidity (Fri 22nd Sep 2023 10:12pm)
  • [Previous discussion](https://reddit.com/comments/16p1hvv/comment/k1oimoj?context=3) > What is my council tax supposed to actually pay for? Your council tax is, increasingly, going to plug the gap between costs and central funding. > Are GCC ever held accountable for the shocking service they provide They are if you choose to hold them to account. Have you spoken with your councillors, engaged with your community council, or otherwise got involved? Then there's elections. At least vote. Or maybe even help your chosen candidate campaign. Heck, stand yourself if you think you can make an improvement! by twistedLucidity (Sat 23rd Sep 2023 2:18pm)
  • [Pane E Vino](https://www.pane-e-vino.co.uk/), Giffnock. by twistedLucidity (Sat 23rd Sep 2023 2:24pm)
  • Rum Shack has always been OK, but I am no expert on Carribbean food. by twistedLucidity (Sat 23rd Sep 2023 2:25pm)
  • Yes. Far too many people get upset over a thing, then get **even more** upset when one suggests that maybe they should go do something about it. In fairness though, sometimes one just needs to vent. by twistedLucidity (Sat 23rd Sep 2023 6:01pm)
  • > According to documents, the property has five bedrooms, two kitchens, two lounges, a storage area and a stairwell. That is not a small place, at all. Whether it's big enough for 17 is another question. Whether putting an effective dormitory into a residential building is a good idea is yet another question. > There is one objection on the papers, from a neighbour who cited waste removal, noise levels and parking as reasons. Indeed. That kind of high density housing should really be done in a purpose built building that is paying appropriate rates. by twistedLucidity (Sun 24th Sep 2023 8:17am)
  • There are limitations on who can object. As this isn't a listed or culturally important building, it will basically just be neighbours. And it wouldn't surprise me to learn that most of them are *already* landlords. by twistedLucidity (Sun 24th Sep 2023 10:44am)
  • Freecycle it? Or off to the recycle centre (dump) with it. by twistedLucidity (Sun 24th Sep 2023 4:27pm)
  • Your seriously need Reddit to solve this for you? 1. Cut some cardboard up 1. Dispose in blue bin 1. Rinse and repeat until gone OR 1. Arrange bulk uplift from council (there will be a charge) OR 1. Take it all to one of the recycling centres 1. If you don't have a car, ask a friend or hire a driver-and-van, or just a van by twistedLucidity (Tue 26th Sep 2023 6:52am)
  • Watermark your pictures. Dealership name diagonally through the middle at ~80% transparency should to it. This can all be automated using the likes of InageMagick or other tools, it doesn't have to be complicated. It's too easy to strip metadata. by twistedLucidity (Tue 26th Sep 2023 6:58am)
  • This is who I would recommend as well. by twistedLucidity (Tue 26th Sep 2023 9:28pm)
  • The riverside is largely in parcelled off into private hands, the only way to solve that would be to bring the ownership under a single entity with the vision to transform it into something workable for the people. GCC has neither the funds nor the competency for such a large project. They can't even empty the bins FFS. by twistedLucidity (Wed 27th Sep 2023 10:25am)
  • 80mb is perfectly fine for media etc. That shouldn't be your concern for gaming, what you should be worried about is latency and 5G sucks absolute donkey ass for that. It's just the tech, very little you can do to resolve it. by twistedLucidity (Wed 27th Sep 2023 9:37pm)
  • Well, I was planning to come round to yours... by twistedLucidity (Wed 27th Sep 2023 9:44pm)
  • Well....that sucks. Irony? Maximum speed BT can deliver might be less than 80Mbps! by twistedLucidity (Wed 27th Sep 2023 10:25pm)
  • Have you spoken to your councillors? Have you attended your community council? Drains you _might_ be able to unblock yourself. Depends on how deep/bad the blockage is. As for potholes, spray paint a massive cock and balls around them. That'll get attention. by twistedLucidity (Fri 29th Sep 2023 9:37pm)
  • Avoid Arnold Clarke. by twistedLucidity (Fri 29th Sep 2023 9:35pm)
  • One giant pothole filled with litter. GCC seem to have no vision for the city, and IMHO lack the competency to deliver one even if they did. So the city rots whilst GCC play with themselves. It's a shame because Glasgow could be a great, modern, pedestrian friendly city. by twistedLucidity (Sat 30th Sep 2023 8:10am)
  • In my old close the back door needed a key to open from the inside. Refuse collection could use the back lane, so it didn't impede them. by twistedLucidity (Sat 30th Sep 2023 8:32am)
  • Strangely enough, I have read through that. I have my doubts on their capacity to deliver even part of it. I set my expectations for GCC low, and even then they manage to disappoint. by twistedLucidity (Sat 30th Sep 2023 8:09pm)
  • Schillings Beer Company, Bon Accord, Raven. Maybe the Pot Still too? Glasgow doesn't have many real ale pubs, mostly just bars selling the same old shit. Also, fuck Tim Martin and his 'spoons. Arsehole. by twistedLucidity (Sun 1st Oct 2023 9:43am)
  • Done it loads of times, no issues at all. by twistedLucidity (Sun 1st Oct 2023 9:55am)
  • Which is a shame as Scotland has plenty of decent brewers. Some variety on the taps is nice. by twistedLucidity (Sun 1st Oct 2023 2:15pm)
  • Snap. No appointments anywhere. by twistedLucidity (Sun 1st Oct 2023 7:02pm)
  • Central Mosque has availability on Tues 7th Nov, I just booked mine. by twistedLucidity (Sun 1st Oct 2023 7:20pm)
  • Use the search function, it was discussed on here. TLDR: trees sick, trees gone. by twistedLucidity (Mon 2nd Oct 2023 2:06pm)
  • The compressor pump has probably gone. You're better off buying a new one. Whilst a repair *might* be possible, it won't be much less than new and your warranty will be shite. If you are determined, try Sunshine Electrical. by twistedLucidity (Mon 2nd Oct 2023 10:07pm)
  • Open your windows fully. You'll need to find the tab so they swing fully in/out. Then trebuchet. Do warn your neighbours and don't start with your prized pieces. Can take a few to get your aim correct. by twistedLucidity (Mon 2nd Oct 2023 10:10pm)
  • I recently paid around £3k for one tooth (and that was with a dental plan discount). Shawlands Dental, good dentists. by twistedLucidity (Wed 4th Oct 2023 8:52pm)
  • DELETED Why are these arseholes allowed to march? 'course, I think that about a fair few marches that happen in Glasgow. by twistedLucidity (Thu 5th Oct 2023 9:14am)
  • £650 for a whole flat? You got what you paid for. > This was an acquaintance of my partners so not sure how to approach it. Pay, fix the issues yourself (or hire someone competent). If asked directly on the quality, be honest; the work was to a poor quality, you'd have paid better to not have a sloppy rush job. by twistedLucidity (Thu 5th Oct 2023 9:16pm)
  • Probably cheaper to buy a new pair. Or pick up a broken set on fleaBay to cannibalise for parts. by twistedLucidity (Thu 5th Oct 2023 9:26pm)
  • "Faro" on the corner of Pollokshaws Road and Skirving Street, anyone know if that is run by the same bloke who had Oscar's and kicked Frito out? by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th Oct 2023 11:28am)
  • Can't find them in Companies House, but reports seem to say it's run by Riccardo and Gabriella. Not sure if there is any connection, or if the other guy is the landlord or something. by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th Oct 2023 12:04pm)
  • "Jay", as in "Blue_jay_". by twistedLucidity (Fri 6th Oct 2023 12:22pm)
  • * https://checker.ofcom.org.uk/en-gb/mobile-coverage * https://www.which.co.uk/reviews/mobile-phone-providers/article/mobile-phone-coverage-map-aIm7Z6y0yO4Z * https://www.nperf.com/en/map/GB/-/-./signal/ by twistedLucidity (Sat 7th Oct 2023 9:13am)
  • This is what happens when GCC don't unclog the drains or do other basic maintenance. They actually tarmacked over some drains near me, that's how shit they are! by twistedLucidity (Sat 7th Oct 2023 10:33am)
  • GCC's infante incompetence seems to transcend politics. by twistedLucidity (Sat 7th Oct 2023 12:15pm)
  • And GCC do fuck all about it, despite locals and business complaining to them on the regular. by twistedLucidity (Sat 7th Oct 2023 1:44pm)
  • Seems to have dropped a little. Tomorrow morning's dog walk will potentially be "interesting". by twistedLucidity (Sat 7th Oct 2023 6:25pm)
  • It may not be as bad as other places, but let's not pretend that Glasgow (or Scotland) is free of it. We also have the joy of sectarianism to add to the mix. by twistedLucidity (Sun 8th Oct 2023 10:43am)
  • Probably also increased run off from fields and more sewage overflow. Although IIRC plant matter being churned up can cause it too. by twistedLucidity (Sun 8th Oct 2023 10:40am)
  • Making use of the Clyde and waterfront would be good. Although the way the land is parcelled makes that basically impossible. by twistedLucidity (Sun 8th Oct 2023 12:38pm)
  • Why ask us? Call the hospital and ask them. by twistedLucidity (Sun 8th Oct 2023 1:58pm)
  • They're called "bar muff", they're permanently attached to the bike. by twistedLucidity (Sun 8th Oct 2023 3:02pm)
  • Ach, a bit of hypothermia builds character! by twistedLucidity (Sun 8th Oct 2023 4:43pm)
  • They're not connected to you, you just let go pretty much as normal. They're not a replacement for armoured gloves, obvs. by twistedLucidity (Sun 8th Oct 2023 6:27pm)
  • Quite a few of the "big boys" will have them on their winter nail. by twistedLucidity (Sun 8th Oct 2023 7:12pm)
  • Can't have that. There are only two sides to this conflict: * You support Hamas and the eradication of all Israelis; _or_ * You support the Israeli government and the eradication of all Palestinians At least, that is how it is being portrayed in the media and woe betide **anyone** who comes along wanting a bit of nuance. by twistedLucidity (Mon 9th Oct 2023 11:14am)
  • Am also just back from Spain. Was almost touching 30°C, but there were a few cloudy days. If only I could wrangle working out there for a few months. by twistedLucidity (Mon 9th Oct 2023 11:11am)
  • Ah good, it's not just me that is confused. by twistedLucidity (Mon 9th Oct 2023 4:57pm)
  • The two (equally absurd) positions I laid out were deliberately extreme in order to illustrate my point. A point you then amply demonstrate by trying to place me in the first position when I haven't actually declared what mine is. So congratulations on that. Have a cigar. by twistedLucidity (Mon 9th Oct 2023 6:22pm)
  • I think you need to read position one a bit more carefully. I deliberately didn't mention Jews to ensure it was as equally absurd as I could make it. Neither is something I *actually* believe. by twistedLucidity (Mon 9th Oct 2023 6:45pm)
  • > Used an impersonal "you" when I should have said "one". If so, I apologise. No worries. Miscommunication happens, maybe I overreacted. If so, apologies. by twistedLucidity (Mon 9th Oct 2023 7:21pm)
  • I never declared my position. But you keep on being part of the problem. by twistedLucidity (Mon 9th Oct 2023 9:13pm)
  • Try your councillors and attend your local community council. It will take a while to fix. And yes, Glasgow's ability to handle waste (recycled or not) is a complete joke. by twistedLucidity (Tue 10th Oct 2023 6:21pm)
  • Pokemon mobile game thing I think. by twistedLucidity (Wed 11th Oct 2023 12:43pm)
  • New account, only spamming one thing, gets that standard response: **Away tae fuck, cunto** by twistedLucidity (Wed 11th Oct 2023 8:13pm)
  • Taggers just can't leave shit alone. Guess they are one reason we can't have nice things. (I'm talking about the infantile scrawl over the bird, not the work left and right of it.) by twistedLucidity (Thu 12th Oct 2023 7:32am)
  • My first thing, beyond remembering to breathe, eat, and drink (oh, clothes; do t forget them!), would be to use the search facility for answers to this common question. Or, at least, provide some kind of idea on what you're into. Museums, galleries, theatres, murals, historic buildings, architecture, parks, live music, petrified forests; we got it all. by twistedLucidity (Thu 12th Oct 2023 7:31am)
  • > It's because it's a full day and short notice. It's for an hour, but maybe they are being charged for a full day. by twistedLucidity (Thu 12th Oct 2023 12:28pm)
  • When I have pick folks up/dropped them off a couple of weeks ago, and used the "Max 1 Hour" section of the short-stay, it was £8-12 depending on exactly how long I was. Still expensive, but not this robbery. I didn't pre-book, I just turned up. I think you are being charged for a whole day instead of just the hour. by twistedLucidity (Thu 12th Oct 2023 12:31pm)
  • If you can, get out at lunch for a walk. by twistedLucidity (Thu 12th Oct 2023 7:18pm)
  • Yes, expensive, but still cheaper than £60+! by twistedLucidity (Fri 13th Oct 2023 7:23am)
  • Raven & Schilling's Beer Company are two I know. Never taken the guys into SBC, but Raven are cracking. by twistedLucidity (Fri 13th Oct 2023 8:03pm)
  • Got mine from [A Crawford & Son](http://www.crawfordkilts.co.uk/) in Giffnock. Cracking service. Made to measure though, so you'll be waiting a while. If you want something more off the peg, try Moss Bros (ex-rental) or some of the retro shops. "Mr Ben" is one, I think. by twistedLucidity (Fri 13th Oct 2023 8:05pm)
  • Western Lettings. They were my agent when I was a landlord and I found them great. They told me when things were wrong so I could get them fixed. Never had one jot of trouble with a tenant, and I'd like to think the reverse was also true. Goodearl (if they are still in business) were a fucking nightmare. by twistedLucidity (Fri 13th Oct 2023 8:09pm)
  • They should stay open until the buses start running again. by twistedLucidity (Fri 13th Oct 2023 9:27pm)
  • DELETED You've had your fill from "dark kitchens", here come the "dark stills". I have nothing against the idea of Deliveroo and others (save their exploitation on all three ends) but given Scotland's fraught relationship with alcohol, this *cannot* be a good idea. Or am I just am unhip auld fart that plans ahead and gets the bevvy in first? Oh shit, that's it isn't it? I'm a "Waterfall alkie" and da yoof are Agile. MVP - Minimally Viably Pissed. by twistedLucidity (Fri 13th Oct 2023 9:58pm)
  • Cool! Been past those buildings on the regular and it seems a shame they are just rotting. Looks like a perfect place to convert into offices, workshops, galleries, *something*; especially with the underground station being right there. by twistedLucidity (Sat 14th Oct 2023 10:22am)
  • This. Far too many people buy single use, plastic crap, and then bin it. Jacket or something, bit of material, make-up or face paint; done! And with a bit of mix & match you can have costumes for years. by twistedLucidity (Sat 14th Oct 2023 10:26am)
  • And in 5 years nothing has happened, which is kinda my point. by twistedLucidity (Sat 14th Oct 2023 10:36am)
  • Yeah, you can see old signs up for "Zephyr" but nothing seems to have happened. by twistedLucidity (Sat 14th Oct 2023 10:35am)
  • I am not sure I would trust that site 100%. We are shown as not having City fibre yet I am using it right now. Check directly. by twistedLucidity (Sun 15th Oct 2023 8:44am)
  • CityFibre ripped through here a short while back, we're now with Vodafone, no complaints. On Thier 500 service, only two of us and thus overkill, but it was the cheapest due to a deal when we signed. You need to check if CityFibre, Hyperoptic, etc are available in your area. CityFibre will let you know which ISPs cover your area. When you sign up, the ISP will send someone out to do the install (if needed). Fine if you are in a house, problematic if you are in a flat - will probably need to be done through the factor. VirginMedia are another possible, but their upload speeds are terrible (not sure if that matters to you or not). The best you'll get with non-fibre is about 80Mbps symmetric, *if* you are close to the exchange. For one person and most things, that's still faster than you'll ever need. If the ISP can't install, you'll have nothing to pay but also have no Internet. Which sucks, especially if you have moved. Only recourse there would be a mobile 4/5g set up whilst you try to get installation sorted. by twistedLucidity (Sun 15th Oct 2023 8:41am)
  • Am with Vodafone (fibre), can't say I've noticed any issues. Would have gone with Zen, but they weren't an option unfortunately. by twistedLucidity (Sun 15th Oct 2023 8:54am)
  • Check your contract, what does it say? What warranty were you promised? What limitations does it have? Is he a member of a guild or other body you can complain to? You might have to consider taking him to court. But as this is a repair, he may try to claim that you were warned it may not be effective. by twistedLucidity (Sun 15th Oct 2023 9:29pm)
  • There's a decent bike shop on Deanston Drive called "Route 66" I think. Avoid "Corner Bikes" on the same street. There's "South West Community Cycles" beside Pollok Park in the Pollokshaws West train station. by twistedLucidity (Mon 16th Oct 2023 7:39pm)
  • What did? by twistedLucidity (Tue 17th Oct 2023 6:48am)
  • Shut over lunch, which makes it hard to drop off or pick up. Put my bike in to get the brakes fixed, got my bike back with brakes still fucked. The guy is also gruff/rude. I just avoid the place now. by twistedLucidity (Tue 17th Oct 2023 6:55am)
  • Nup. Not heard a one so far this year. Makes a pleasant change. Setting Bina on fire is common. Many of the bins in parks are burnt out, and the large.one to tenements too. For the latter that may be because they are blocking the pavements. by twistedLucidity (Tue 17th Oct 2023 8:00pm)
  • [Suspicious vehicle](https://news.stv.tv/west-central/roads-closed-homes-and-businesses-evacuated-after-suspicious-vehicle-found-in-kinning-park) ~~As for Manchester, are you confusing the story from [2 years ago](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-58973621)?~~ Found the story: [Manchester Airport incident believed to be a bomb threat](https://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/23862327.manchester-airport-incident-believed-bomb-threat/) by twistedLucidity (Tue 17th Oct 2023 9:36pm)
  • [Actual link to the story](https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/mum-shares-heartbreaking-tribute-golden-21812956), from two years ago. Any word on what happened to the driver? by twistedLucidity (Wed 18th Oct 2023 8:01pm)
  • It's all explained in the letter you got, it's also all [available online](https://www.scotcourts.gov.uk/coming-to-court/jurors). You may also have been an indication of how long the case will take. A ballot for jurors and standbys may be done (depends on the case). If you are selected, you will get a call. If not, then phone after 1700 each day until told to stop. My Christmas is being fucked by jury service. Yay. ☹️ by twistedLucidity (Wed 18th Oct 2023 8:28pm)
  • They can't know in advance *exactly* how long a case will take, but it's normally no more than a week, two at the outside. When predicted to be longer, a warning is included. I know, I got one. Double-digit weeks. Fun times! ☹️ by twistedLucidity (Wed 18th Oct 2023 9:56pm)
  • We went with Vodafone. Clean installation and no complaints. by twistedLucidity (Thu 19th Oct 2023 8:37pm)
  • We just use Veta4Pets in the local PetsAtHome. The were the closest vets when we loved down south and we just stuck with them when we moved. No complaints at all, and they dealt with the three major surgeries one of dogs needed during COVID like champs. by twistedLucidity (Thu 19th Oct 2023 8:35pm)
  • I used to game, but I have nowhere to set a personal PC up any more. Can't say I've noticed any problems with video calls etc. One downside is that their router doesn't have a modem-only mode, so I am having to suck-up double NAT for the moment. by twistedLucidity (Thu 19th Oct 2023 10:32pm)
  • Your mate should report the bike stolen to on BikeRegister (he'll need the frame number if not already registered). He should then report the theft to the police to get a crime number (they will also want the frame number). Next, he needs to call his insurance company and make a claim. They'll probably want to see the broken chains/locks as proof, also the crime number. Sorry to say, but the odds of the bike being returned are very slim. The police do recover a lot of bikes, but struggle to match them to their rightful owners (hence why they want frame numbers). He should also keep an eye on eBay, Gumtree, Facebook Market Place etc. Total bummer. Soon one'll have to carry locks costing more than the bike! by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th Oct 2023 6:57am)
  • Unfortunately APFS and HFS+ are not usable on Windows without paid software. GNU/Linux can work with them, but you aren't going to find a PC running a GNU/Linux distro in the library either! You are, unfortunately, stuffed I think. As has been suggested, you should migrate your data on to a portable file system (I suggest exFAT) when you get the chance. Although, if a library will let you (doubtful), you could use a bootable USB with GNU/Linux installed to access the drive. by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th Oct 2023 3:50pm)
  • I would suggest exFAT instead as it doesn't suffer from the file or partition size limits. by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th Oct 2023 3:44pm)
  • I will be honest, I can't 100% recall and it is highly variable depending on your fabric and design choices. For insulated blackout curtains in rhe bay window of a high ceilinged room and fitting, I *think* it was around £800. Not cheap at all, but the quality is top notch. Since discovering them, I've gone nowhere else. by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th Oct 2023 6:19pm)
  • Bams tying the knot in MuckyD's. by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th Oct 2023 6:33pm)
  • Silk Boutique in Cathcart (I think they have more than one branch). by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th Oct 2023 6:31pm)
  • If it is convenient to you, let the viewers in. No reason to make things difficult. If it is not convenient to you, **don't** let the viewers in. It's your home! by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th Oct 2023 6:30pm)
  • DELETED The media isn't the issue, the problem is the filesystem being used *on* the media. by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th Oct 2023 6:41pm)
  • OP is the one who gave notice they are leaving. It's not the agent or the landlord kicking them out. by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th Oct 2023 7:17pm)
  • They are looking for portability and there's precious few filesystems for that. They went for APFS/HPFS+ (native formats) and that's why they are now in this hole. by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th Oct 2023 10:03pm)
  • > between both Mac and PC Macs _are_ PCs (Personal Computers). The issue is MacOS Vs Windows. Yes, I will now crawl back under my rock. by twistedLucidity (Fri 20th Oct 2023 10:05pm)
  • Go Outdoors. They do high end Gore stuff, but also lower end gubbins. Nothing particularly fashionable, but perfect for the wet weather we get. by twistedLucidity (Sat 21st Oct 2023 10:00pm)
  • Certainly normal in the UK, not sure about the rest of Europe. A return on the bus from Shawlands to the centre in Glasgow will set you back over £5 per day. By that measure getting all the way to Troon for about £6.60 is a total bargain! by twistedLucidity (Sun 22nd Oct 2023 12:28pm)
  • Clatty. by twistedLucidity (Sun 22nd Oct 2023 5:50pm)
  • Harsh policing is about all. Stopping the bikes, checking if they are legal (bikes and person), making your food late, and making their jobs even more miserable. Bit of a police state probably, not that we would even have the police numbers to do it. Still, you can lobby your councillors, MSPs and MP about it. Or consumer action and simply not using their services. You'll need to get **a lot** of people on board with you though. by twistedLucidity (Mon 23rd Oct 2023 7:00pm)
  • FFS. Don't get into identity verification. Just call the customer service number on the back of the card. Let them know you found it. Destroy the card. by twistedLucidity (Mon 23rd Oct 2023 11:09pm)
  • Don't really care for flowers TBH, but that's me. Given the circumstances though, I would understand the gesture. As they say, it's the thought that counts. by twistedLucidity (Tue 24th Oct 2023 6:48am)
  • > Further issues were raised when the group realised that Scott Ferguson, director and founder of 91BC is a director at otagoTech, which was set up on September 12, 2023. I am sure that he recused himself from all votes on the matter and the proper tendering process was followed. The residents should simply fire them as factors and get someone else. I can recommend Southside Factoring and Related Services (SFARS). I have no connection with them, other than being an ex-resident. by twistedLucidity (Tue 24th Oct 2023 6:52am)
  • If you don't want to pay the marked price, don't buy it. If the shop sets the price too high, no one will buy it. If you want to verify the price, ask in the shop and not on Reddit. by twistedLucidity (Tue 24th Oct 2023 10:11am)
  • You know that [many are run by private equity based in tax havens](https://np.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/17dpscy/taxhaven_firms_buy_40_per_cent_of_scotlands_vet/)? We use Vets4Pets (which are mentioned above) and I don't think our visits cost that much. As for ear cleaning, you are not just paying for the basic kit but the people's time as well. Must admit, have never cleaned our dogs' ears. by twistedLucidity (Wed 25th Oct 2023 8:00am)
  • For those, like me, who missed it; [this is the story](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-66733077). by twistedLucidity (Wed 25th Oct 2023 8:14am)
  • > I pay £8.50 pm for £4,000 of annual cover with a £60 excess with purelypets. Jesus but that is cheap. How old is your dog? by twistedLucidity (Wed 25th Oct 2023 8:52am)
  • That might go some way to explaining the low cost (breed is also a factor). Ours are older (10 & 11 years), and we're paying about 10 times that with PetPlan **per dog**. That said it's greater cover and PetPlan have never once quibbled on a bill. Not even when the younger one chewed through about £15k in surgeries! by twistedLucidity (Wed 25th Oct 2023 9:48am)
  • It's a bit more than that, but yes (it increases as they get older, didn't start out that high). As expensive as it is, we're still quids in. Although I think we will try to self-insure (i.e. savings) for the next dog. by twistedLucidity (Wed 25th Oct 2023 11:14am)
  • > who would pay for it The owners of the freehold (residents or landlords), probably via their factor. If you want your now unused bin area turned into something else, get you neighbours onboard with you and do it. by twistedLucidity (Wed 25th Oct 2023 1:02pm)
  • Better than hordes of big, blue bins blocking the pavement like now, and I have seen this kind of thing work well elsewhere in the world (y'know, places with *a lot* less litter). Although the bins will be set on fire and cages wrecked soon enough because far too many Weegies think trashing the city they pay for is big & clever. by twistedLucidity (Wed 25th Oct 2023 12:59pm)
  • Yeah. The other catch is that they'll pay out for an illness/injury *once* and then that's that. You're on your own. by twistedLucidity (Wed 25th Oct 2023 8:22pm)
  • DELETED > What are some must know’s How to use the search function > must see’s The search button > must do’s The search button > must try’s Searching by twistedLucidity (Sun 29th Oct 2023 8:07am)
  • JFC but the FirstBus app is utter shit. Why can't I just pick a departure stop, then a destination, and get told what service(s) link those two? Y'know, just like on [their website](https://www.firstbus.co.uk/planning-your-journey/journey-planner). Utter fucking piece of shit. by twistedLucidity (Sun 29th Oct 2023 10:26am)
  • If no one gives you a specific name, try here: * [TrustATrader](https://www.trustatrader.com/roofers-in-glasgow) * [CheckATrade](https://www.checkatrade.com/Search/Roofer/in/Glasgow) by twistedLucidity (Sun 29th Oct 2023 10:30am)
  • Thanks for that, **so** much better. by twistedLucidity (Sun 29th Oct 2023 1:07pm)
  • My teeth aren't the best looking, but I've always shied away from whitening as I understand it is often done by abrading the enamel away (that's what the pastes do), and I don't have a lot to begin with (thanks genetics, you bastard). That said, I would recommend Shawlands Dental Care. I am a patient there and they've been really good at making my mouth look less horrific. There are options other than grinding pastes, but I have not pursued them. They are an actual dental surgery, so they do know what they are doing. by twistedLucidity (Sun 29th Oct 2023 9:05pm)
  • It's an attempt at satire after [this post](https://reddit.com/comments/17jn4zj) by twistedLucidity (Mon 30th Oct 2023 1:28pm)
  • Saw Bruce Fumey at "The Stand" last yesterday. Great show. Think that's our first show of any kind since COVID! by twistedLucidity (Mon 30th Oct 2023 1:30pm)
  • Prisons are full, and it costs a boatload to keep someone locked up. Maybe not the best use of our resources for a non-violent offender. I hope the appeal judge considers this. As she's not remorseful, how's about: * A lifetime ban from being in charge of any motorised conveyance for the rest of he natural life; and * A community service of ~4k hours (one 8 hour day a week for 10 years) Although this is the UK, so they'll probably ask the family to pay for the repairs to her car. Always depressing how lightly dangerous drivers are dealt with. by twistedLucidity (Mon 30th Oct 2023 9:00pm)
  • You want uBlock Origin. The add-on runs on Firefox (desktop and mobile). Other browsers may have similar. Shouldn't be on the web without an ad blocker. by twistedLucidity (Mon 30th Oct 2023 9:38pm)
  • Seen folks out in their tabards repainting park fences. I am sure there is other labour going on as well. by twistedLucidity (Mon 30th Oct 2023 9:34pm)
  • Ignore Google, ignore the FirstBus app for planning (it's utter shite) and use [Citymapper](https://citymapper.com/) (they have an app too). Works well and covers much more than Glasgow's terrible bus services. by twistedLucidity (Mon 30th Oct 2023 9:48pm)
  • You're complaining that a budget supermarket doesn't have frills & extras? Use the bread knife at home to cut as you go. The bread will stay fresher longer as well. If you are missing a bread slicer from Germany, you're probably also missing **actual** bread. Outside of proper bakers, most bread in the UK is crap. by twistedLucidity (Mon 30th Oct 2023 9:53pm)
  • I use RedReader and it opens links in Firefox. by twistedLucidity (Mon 30th Oct 2023 10:53pm)
  • I always go for a bus earlier than I need. Even then it's a coin toss if it will actually show. If taxis could be relied on, I'd probably pre-book those but on many occasions they are also no shows. If I know where to park at my destination, I will sometimes just drive. I don't want to be the shite public transport in Glasgow often renders the car much cheaper, especially with passengers. by twistedLucidity (Mon 30th Oct 2023 10:52pm)
  • > Were you one of the 12 cyclists that had their e-bike seized yesterday? A small start, got more details? by twistedLucidity (Tue 31st Oct 2023 7:04am)
  • 1. OK, I had no idea an app like that existed and there's loads of the bastards! 1. No it would not be accepted as you have no proof of calibration, your phone and the software will not be type approved, you are not qualified etc etc 1. Yes on the picture, although it will be the council and you need to provide your personal details along with the picture by twistedLucidity (Tue 31st Oct 2023 7:03am)
  • You mean "[Chorleywood](https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorleywood_bread_process)". Yes, it was a huge help post war in letting us quickly make bread. Yes, it pales into comparison against real bread, but it also doesn't cost £4+ a loaf, and cost is a major driver for most people (increasingly so with the cost of living). by twistedLucidity (Tue 31st Oct 2023 7:08am)
  • DELETED Couple of carved pumpkins (smashed by obnoxious brats), scattered decorations in the street (ripped out by kids who didn't get enough sweets). There's a reason we don't do Halloween like the USAians and I really with we would stop importing their "Trick or treat" want. Get back to tumshies, doing a turn, and a solid egging. by twistedLucidity (Wed 1st Nov 2023 7:38am)
  • You can claim it back if you sell you other property within 12 months (I think). Speak with your solicitor. And maybe get a better solicitor, they should have informed you of this. by twistedLucidity (Thu 2nd Nov 2023 9:17pm)
  • Report it to the council, no us. by twistedLucidity (Fri 3rd Nov 2023 8:48am)
  • One of our dogs had her knee resculpted by them after her ACL went. Really nice people, excellent level of care. If you are with a major insurance company, they have forms at the hospital to start the claim rolling. Have your insurance details with you. We have also used Vets Now out of hours. They were also good, if rather busy. by twistedLucidity (Fri 3rd Nov 2023 8:45am)
  • Dial 111 and speak to someone, unless this is a **true** emergency and just go to whichever one. If this is more curiosity, then just use OpenSteetMap, Google Maps, Apple Maps, or something like those. by twistedLucidity (Fri 3rd Nov 2023 8:50am)
  • * https://www.moneysavingexpert.com * https://www.moneysupermarket.com * r/ukpersonalfinance by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Nov 2023 10:57am)
  • Are cobbles bike and wheelchair friendly? Other than the weather also being overly aspirational, looks good. Although how folks (and buses) head south with Pollokshaws Road being closed to through traffic is a question. by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Nov 2023 11:29am)
  • You are not getting a decent slice of that *anywhere* in the UK. by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Nov 2023 6:15pm)
  • The what now? Might cheer me up before I start 3+ months of jury service. by twistedLucidity (Sat 4th Nov 2023 8:22pm)
  • Doesn't Google Maps select clear/non-raining pics? Seems daft to base one's opinion on the climate of Glasgow based on selection bias. I mean, today is nice; doesn't mean Glasgow is a tropical paradise. by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Nov 2023 11:17am)
  • Active travel routes don't work until they interconnect and actually *go* somewhere. The way to achieve that is to (and hold on to your hats here) keep building out active travel routes until *they do* interconnect. They had their chance to object, they either didn't bother or more were in favour, we need to cut car use, so in summary; sod 'em. by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Nov 2023 11:15am)
  • If you've no done "Best Kebab", why not? Also, your cookie push has no immediate "Reject all" option; so screw that. Direct to /dev/null you go. by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Nov 2023 10:12pm)
  • Since 2019? Oh, sweet summer child. I have sat in bars on Sauchiehall Street with mates and we have watched drug deals go down, prostitutes come and go, dealer lookouts so smashed I am surprised they could see the streets. I have watched the police raid innumerable bars, and there have *always* been dodgy shops. As for Loon Fung, that's been a known front for *fucking decades*. It wasn't raided, it's still open. by twistedLucidity (Sun 5th Nov 2023 10:18pm)
  • I totally agree. Yesterday I saw a Bentley(!) pulling into a Lidl car park. Clearly there is no cost of living crisis. People are making the lifestyle choice to be cold and hungry! Or, y'know, reality. by twistedLucidity (Mon 6th Nov 2023 7:39am)
  • Given the trouble in Edinburgh, and the damage in the park near me (police and fire brigade had to be called; I think the only option is to ban the sale and use of fireworks in Scotland save for licensed events run by actual professionals. It's clear that there are just too many people who cannot be trusted to behave in a sensible manner. by twistedLucidity (Mon 6th Nov 2023 11:34am)
  • 1. Scottish Power are a shower of dicks, switch provider. Octopus seem to be OK 1. Check you hourly usage, can you tie heavy usage to a particular appliance? 1. Get a watt meter and move it from appliance to appliance and see if one is being particularly greedy 1. Keep things off at the wall Your costs match ours in a 4 bed sandstone terrace with 2 people working from home. by twistedLucidity (Mon 6th Nov 2023 1:51pm)
  • 1. Hire an architect (they will sub out to a structural engineer). They can also project manage, but you will pay for this 1. *IF* it can be done, get quotes from at least three building companies (you will want a larger one with insurance coming out the bumhole, and you will pay for it) 1. *IF* you can afford the best quote (which may not be the cheapest), submit plans 1. *IF* approved (and there may well be objections & amendments), let your neighbours know 1. Arrange with builder of choice. If you are a landlord and you don't already know all this, you are probably biting off more than you can chew. * Architects? Inkdesign * Builders? Pfft, good luck! by twistedLucidity (Mon 6th Nov 2023 6:15pm)
  • JustEat et al will lobby against it, and they're richer than you are. Need to wait for a spate of deaths before anything will happen. Then the delivery charge will be raises or £5+ due to "government red tape" and the gutter press will be screaming blue murder about it for a week. by twistedLucidity (Mon 6th Nov 2023 8:19pm)
  • When did they ever run "self-defence"? That's a whole other discipline and not one I recall Guy claiming to teach. Not saying you're wrong, just puzzled. Been a long time since I went (geography is a bitch). by twistedLucidity (Tue 7th Nov 2023 5:44pm)
  • Go along and check it out. Don't like it? Never go back. You will hear bad stories about every dojo/instructor. Such is life. by twistedLucidity (Tue 7th Nov 2023 5:45pm)
  • That would have been before my time, which is why I'd not know about it. by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th Nov 2023 7:10am)
  • That would have been before my time, which is why I'd not know about it. by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th Nov 2023 7:10am)
  • That would have been before my time, which is why I'd not know about it. by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th Nov 2023 7:10am)
  • _Where_ on Calder Street? It's a long old street and Govanhill is a hodge-podge of good and bad. If West of Vicky Road then it's _technically_ Strathbungo, although you will still have a Govanhill postcode. by twistedLucidity (Wed 8th Nov 2023 2:13pm)
  • DELETED > I know the modern LED ones are supposedly better They are. They use less energy and make it easier for people to see when walking and driving. > for making the shut-ins feel safer when they're putting the bins out Ah, you're the kind of cunt who think people with a mental health issue should be the butt of a joke. Here's a clue, it's not the 1970s any more. > The new ones are shitter Nope, by every objective measure they are better. > streetlight outside my living room window As do I, but we invented these things called "curtains". You should try them. > the light pollution is worse This is something you have presented to your councillors and community council, yes? Wouldn't be surprised if a "shade" couldn't be easily applied to some lights where there is an issue. > the middle-aged fuckwit I am. At least you are self-aware. Better than most. by twistedLucidity (Sun 12th Nov 2023 12:06am)
  • They'll have gone to the same.pawn shop as the laptop, been refused, then dumped. They're gone. It sucks, but the best thing to do is report it and submit an insurance claim. Also, cyber security. Was your laptop password protected and encrypted? If not, you should consider every password compromised (especially if you used your browser to remember them without a further password to protect the vault) and you should change them all ASAP. If you are worried about "next time", there are various security products for backpacks. Maybe hide and tracker of some kind in there too. by twistedLucidity (Tue 14th Nov 2023 7:14am)
  • Fúck nestle by twistedLucidity (Tue 14th Nov 2023 6:14pm)
  • With some help from the unions. by twistedLucidity (Wed 15th Nov 2023 7:21pm)
  • ABVM - Anything But Virgin Media. Their routers suck total ass (If you are with them, place your router into modem-mode and run your own router behind it) and they have terrible upload speeds. Support is utterly diabolical. So go with someone running over OpenReach or CityFibre infra. Zen are a **proper** ISP and if you call for support you will often get an *actual* techie, their router is decent enough, and their service is good. You will pay *slightly* more for this, but you do get what you pay for. Brawband get good reviews too, but I have not used them. I have heard some people moan about Vodafone (principally their routing) but I can't say I have noticed any problems. Their router is good if you intend to use it for that purpose, but lacks a modem-mode and that could mean double-NAT. Again, I have not noticed issues. The only reason I am not with Zen or Brawband is that they were not available when I switched away from VM. by twistedLucidity (Thu 16th Nov 2023 7:53am)
  • Never had that problem at all. The tech will be talking shite. Unless your router was blocking the traffic? Overly aggressive Pi-Hole or similar? by twistedLucidity (Thu 16th Nov 2023 5:41pm)
  • I ran a router with OpenWRT and a pretty brutal network ad-blocker, never had an issue with VOD. Although if coming _off_ modem-only fixed it, something is up. by twistedLucidity (Thu 16th Nov 2023 8:52pm)
  • Sage is pretty easy to grow. Go to any supermarket, buy a living plant, transplant it into a pot, let it settle, and gently harvest for years. It will eventually get woody, luckily it is easy to propagate. Unless you mean "special sage", and I don't mean the pineapple or even the divine types. by twistedLucidity (Fri 17th Nov 2023 8:53pm)
  • Good. The Southside is an absolute state with cars blocking bus stops, chargers being ICEd, pavements blocked, junctions obstructed, and just general driver selfishness. _That said_, the road markings and signage are also often a complete state, which can lead to confusion & mistakes. by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Nov 2023 2:22pm)
  • DELETED Can think of a few streets which would need the pavements narrowed if that happened due to the pavements being so wide. Where I am the pavements are two thirds of the street, which means one has to either block the street or bump a couple of wheels up. Even with wheels bumped, ample room remains. Not true of many places of course and we often wind up walking on the road as there is no room on the pavement due to selfish drivers. by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Nov 2023 2:25pm)
  • DELETED > Depends where you're talking about, as maybe that's an exceptional situation with oddly wide pavements. Newlands, Auldhouse, Pololkshields and so on. It's not *everywhere* in those places, but there's more instances than you'd think. > But more generally I would be completely against any narrowing of pavements as a supporting measure for the pavement parking ban. With the above caveats, I tend to agree but before a ban comes in I'd want to see functional public transport. It's still cheaper for us to drive & pay for parking than it is to take a bus or train. That's just silly. Functional public transport means fewer cars (or smaller ones) and when the ban comes in, the 50% cut in parking spaces doesn't cause mayhem. > bumping up two wheels onto a pavement has created a situation where everyone perceives there to be more space for car parking in Glasgow (or any UK city really) than there actually is. Entrained demand. I also agree, I am just pondering how one brings in a ban without causing the aforementioned mayhem. Maybe it's done over years with an ever expanding zone like an LEZ? by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Nov 2023 2:59pm)
  • DELETED I like how you cut out the part where I stated there is ample room remaining. Seriously, these are _ridiculously_ wide pavements. You'll also note that a para later I have a go at drivers who **do** block pavements. Know what I do when in an area and find I can't park with consideration? I park somewhere else. by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Nov 2023 6:58pm)
  • Factor is the way. This should actually be an item on their scheduled maintenance and so you may have already paid for it to be done. Silly to pay twice. Check your factoring agreement *carefully*. by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Nov 2023 8:36pm)
  • Was location enabled? Can you track it via your [Google account](https://myaccount.google.com/find-your-phone)(or [Prey](https://preyproject.com/) or...)? If not, consider it a total loss and get it blocked. Consider any password that the phone may have stored and not in a secured manner (e.g. in the browser, no second password needed) as compromised and change it. If you shared passwords between sites, change those too. Consider your social media compromised and change passwords/keys/tokens. Your email too. Even if you recover the phone, the above still applies. by twistedLucidity (Sat 18th Nov 2023 8:40pm)
  • > Home report surveyors tend to do quick visual checks or none at all Depends on what you pay them for. If you (not the seller) pay for a detailed inspection, then they will do a detailed inspection. Give the surveyor some details on the property, age, etc and they can then advise if a level 2 or 3 will be better. If you want a builder to come out, you will have to pay them for their time. All the good ones are busy, so they may well refuse, but you might find one willing to do it, and perhaps as a refund on any future work. You can do a fair bit of leg work yourself. Plans are available via Public Access, so you can see what modifications (if any) have been done. Look for cracking/damage/signs of repair. Take a moisture meter and do some basic checks (as first). Pay attention to doors to see if they are square. Use your bodyweight to check joists. Look for signs of poor care (mold, peeling paint, blocked air bricks etc). At 60-70 years old a slate roof should still be fine, but a tile one will have been replaced at least once any may be on the way out. Look at neighbouring properties for signs of subsidence etc. Try and speak to a few neighbours and find out if there are common issues. by twistedLucidity (Mon 20th Nov 2023 1:49pm)
  • Unless it was done recently, budget for a full rewire. A tell tale sign it needs it are sockets mounted low down on the skirting boards. Price will vary depending on size, but budget at £5k. Then £1k to get each room replastered. You can live in the house whilst the rewire happens, but I do not recommend it. by twistedLucidity (Mon 20th Nov 2023 3:53pm)
  • When a require happens they invariably get moved up. Sockets low on the skirting are an absolute _bastard_ for modern wall warts etc. by twistedLucidity (Mon 20th Nov 2023 4:19pm)
  • It gives an idea on when the sockets went in. Are the cables behind in good order? 🤷‍♂️ by twistedLucidity (Mon 20th Nov 2023 6:23pm)
  • The open register can be searched in person, and is also available electronically for commercial use. So either do the leg work or pay up it seems. Although why any sane person would be on the open register is quite beyond me. by twistedLucidity (Tue 21st Nov 2023 11:16am)
  • You are correct, I mistyped. Although I stand by my statement that no sane person would be on the open register. by twistedLucidity (Tue 21st Nov 2023 8:02pm)
  • DELETED Oh noes! Someone (a *school girl* in this case) is enjoying their tunes. This must be sent into the Internet's! Get a fucking grip. by twistedLucidity (Wed 22nd Nov 2023 8:21am)
  • I never found anywhere open to the public, which is a shitting PITA. by twistedLucidity (Fri 24th Nov 2023 7:12pm)
  • See people under 60? Not sure if you know this, but they aren't retired. The legal minimum age is 65-67. The way things are going, I'll be lucky if I can retire before I'm ~~75~~ deid! by twistedLucidity (Sat 25th Nov 2023 9:09pm)
  • If you managed to show up *anywhere* at 1300pm it'd be to collect your Nobel prize in physics. by twistedLucidity (Sat 25th Nov 2023 9:06pm)
  • [Clutha to be redeveloped](https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/clutha-bar-set-torn-down-28186403) If the render is correct, it's going to be just another boring grey box on the site. Things can't stand still and there is a *chance* it could be done well, but please excuse me whilst I have my doubts. by twistedLucidity (Tue 28th Nov 2023 7:22am)
  • You could walk it in ~45 mins. North on Cathcart Road. Cut West along Queens Drive to the top for Victoria Road. Walk North on that until Eglinton Toll, take Eglinton Street and go straight, keep going along Bridge Street and come to Jamaica Street. Find your hotel. by twistedLucidity (Tue 28th Nov 2023 7:46am)
  • Is the landlord registered and is your deposit with a registered scheme? They should be in both. Read the advice from [Shelter](https://scotland.shelter.org.uk/housing_advice/complaints_and_court/complaining_about_a_private_landlord) You can find details on how to search the register and contact the council [here](https://www.glasgow.gov.uk/index.aspx?articleid=18312). by twistedLucidity (Tue 28th Nov 2023 10:54am)
  • You don't. It is terrible advice and will only make matters worse. You don't want to be chased for debt. by twistedLucidity (Tue 28th Nov 2023 10:56am)
  • When our street was done it was a matter of weeks. It's up to you apply to Zen, Brawband, Vodafone, or whomever though. by twistedLucidity (Wed 29th Nov 2023 6:36am)
  • Attend your community council. Write to your councillors. Fill in a missed collection report. If you can, take some of it yourself to a recycling centre. Actually, you will almost certainly have to do the latter (or pay for uplift, perhaps get other residents to chip in) because the council workers will just say "Not my job pal" when they see how overfull it is. by twistedLucidity (Wed 29th Nov 2023 6:57am)
  • What kind of data are you sending, how much, how quick do you need it there? Assuming it's reasonably compressible, you can wait a few days, and you can get access to "rsync" (you use GNU/Linux, MacOS, WSL, or can install GitBash/Cygwin) then... * rsync -avPz source user@destination:target "rsync" will send all files from the "source" folder to the "target" folder, compressing them on the fly, and (clever bit) if it gets stopped/connection drops then it can be started again it will pick up where it left off. There is some setup involved and there's loads more options like rate limits, different login methods, etc. It's totally doable. I've done it in the past to ship around 80Gb from Notts to Glasgow over a weekend. Assuming a "terrible" upload speed of 2Mb/s, then you can push *at least* ~21Gb every 24 hours. The more compressible the data, the more you can send. If the data is already compressed or incompressible, just drop the "z". Another option would be to rent a shared workspace, but do check their connections/policies before you cause upset. If transfer is critical, or insanely huge, then dump it to a portable SSD (consider encryption) and have it couriered. by twistedLucidity (Wed 29th Nov 2023 9:58pm)
  • https://reddit.com/comments/186nmmj by twistedLucidity (Wed 29th Nov 2023 10:00pm)
  • You have, of course, reported them and the cars they are using to the police? If not, why are you supporting them and telling us all about it? by twistedLucidity (Thu 30th Nov 2023 8:58pm)
  • Given the number of people who don't know what indicators, advance stop lines, red traffic lights, and advance stop lines are all for, never mind who has priority at a junction or a zebra crossing, I have serious doubts it is high at all. People should be made to retest after 5 or 10 years at an advanced level. Fail, you lose your license and have to do a new basic test. After 5 or 10 years of practice, there is no real excuse for not being able to pass at the higher level. Actually....make the advanced test after 10 years but the need to pass the Highway Code and hazard perception tests at years 5 as well. by twistedLucidity (Thu 30th Nov 2023 9:06pm)
  • DELETED Currently sat in a set so high up I need oxygen. Gutted I forgot my telescope. First and last time at the Hydro. by twistedLucidity (Fri 1st Dec 2023 8:26pm)
  • But not even a basic lager like Tennent's, when they're in Glasgow? Still doesn't excuse the acoustics. For a while I thought the Lightning Seeds had a shitey reverb setting. Shame, as the bands were pretty good. by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Dec 2023 9:09am)
  • Private property, council won't touch it. Talk to your neighbours but your only real option is to contact your factor to and uplift arranged and then everyone pays. Probably overpays! But hopefully your better neighbours will pitch in, or even help you shift it to the dump. by twistedLucidity (Sat 2nd Dec 2023 2:42pm)
  • Alfie St, Southside. Beside Church on the Hill/behind National Tyres. Already cut, obvs. by twistedLucidity (Sun 3rd Dec 2023 1:18pm)
  • Usually a few guys selling them up beside Church on the Hill. by twistedLucidity (Sun 3rd Dec 2023 1:16pm)
  • The beer prices are fine. You may think they are a tad high if you are used to buying a pint of sex in a canoe. by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Dec 2023 8:05am)
  • Why were you paying at all? Students are exempt. Go via the council site and request a refund. https://www.glasgow.gov.uk/article/24082/Council-Tax-Credits-and-Refunds by twistedLucidity (Mon 4th Dec 2023 8:23am)
  • Can take a month or so to process. You're cutting **very** tight for February. As for their bookings, you won't know until you get the chance to book. by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Dec 2023 7:08am)
  • Walk to Eglinton Street, bus to Bridge Street, take underground. There may be buses from Strathbungo/Govanhill that go all the way to Patrick, I've not checked. Or train from Mount Florida? by twistedLucidity (Tue 5th Dec 2023 7:15am)
  • JP Morgan will be hiring, because JP Morgan are *always* hiring due to attrition from stress. As for Scottish/UK companies, they will generally only want to hire fully experienced people as the culture here is to not train people. The entry-level market many decades ago was shit as well, it's not a new phenomenon. If you were here it'd be easier, you could go to the meet-ups etc and hear about the various jobs going. Some are virtual, so do a bit of digging (no links to hand, sorry). Right now everyone is shutting down for Christmas, things should pick up again in Jan. by twistedLucidity (Fri 8th Dec 2023 7:51am)
  • Walked past it on Tues. Internal fit out still happening, looks like it might be a couple of months yet. by twistedLucidity (Fri 8th Dec 2023 8:28am)
  • Long hours, USA shifts, high pay, burn out; or so I am told. by twistedLucidity (Fri 8th Dec 2023 7:32pm)
  • Had them not turn up on multiple occasions. Refuse to use them now and use black hacks. Not cheap, but at least they show up! I miss Hampden, they were reliable. by twistedLucidity (Sat 9th Dec 2023 9:14am)
  • Polloc cricket club used to be in Pollok Park. Jackson Pollock was a no bad painter. My phone constantly autowrongs "Pollok" to "Pollock". PITA. by twistedLucidity (Sat 9th Dec 2023 9:19am)
  • USA hours. Maybe not all teams, but certainly the ones I've spoken to. by twistedLucidity (Sat 9th Dec 2023 4:31pm)
  • This has *what* to do with Glasgow? by twistedLucidity (Sun 10th Dec 2023 10:24pm)
  • There's an old school first-person shooter game called "Sauerbraten" that will run on almost anything. It's basic but fun, bound to be a few games running. I should get back into it. Would spend more time shooting the shit with people that I'll never meet than I did shooting rockets! by twistedLucidity (Sun 10th Dec 2023 11:04pm)
  • Oooo, new place to try. Thanks! by twistedLucidity (Sun 10th Dec 2023 11:06pm)
  • It's papped it. by twistedLucidity (Mon 11th Dec 2023 8:53am)
  • That video is probably not the best as it's hard to see the pictures, the music is grating, and there's no contact info. * [A picture people can actually see](https://theblantyretelegraph.com/2023/12/07/have-you-seen-todd/) * [Facebook](https://m.facebook.com/groups/524663441963187/) (might have pictures/contact info, I cannot view the page) Been missing 5 days. Grim. by twistedLucidity (Tue 12th Dec 2023 7:54pm)
  • IME most are used as storage rooms and aren't actually usable. by twistedLucidity (Tue 12th Dec 2023 7:58pm)
  • Hope and Vincent. One bathroom, all individual cubicles. Weird thing is, they're still gendered despite being that same on the inside. Makes no sense. by twistedLucidity (Tue 12th Dec 2023 7:56pm)